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That must be done.
Atari 2600 is a pioneer in home video games system. This creates a cultural phenomenon, but most
Importantly, a mature industry generates billions of dollars. Atari's success and brand loyalty are so strong,
they are able to produce cheap and fast games maybe. But in 1982, everything will end.
This is when they produced the game based on the highest that year's best-selling film, Steven Spielberg's. </ P>
Eee Tee. The man chosen to program the game was Howard Scott Warshaw, based on previous successes. </ P>
Yars & apos; Revenge and Raiders from the Lost Ark. Under normal circumstances, game programming takes Warshaw six to
seven months. For Eee Tee, she was given only five weeks to meet the deadline for the Christmas shopping season.
The end result was strange and incoherent alienated games are devoted to gamers.
To this day, this is seen as the biggest commercial failure in video game history. Atari suffered 536 million
dollar losses, not only burdened the company, but brought the entire industry down with it,
an event known as the 1983 Video Game Crash. As a result of overproduction, more than two million
copies of the game are said to have been buried somewhere in the New Mexico desert.
And that is why we at Cockburn Inc. will make Eee Tee 2 for today's most advanced video game platform.
But will fans really want to buy off-based games like that Reputation, even though the new version will be better?
Oh. Now that's the beauty, Mr. Cockburn. I won't be better We will make it even worse.
Do you say worse? Oh, of course! This is called out of box marketing. It's so irregular. >> I know >> Research shows gamers lately
are playing games they hate They think bad is a new good. As a result, we will cut costs and multiply our profits.
If people hate their game play, why do they still play it?
Oh, because of this man.
And for him to support it, it's almost too brilliant
This is dirty bullshit that I have to do
grow with as a child. Gamers are currently very lucky. They never have faced with anything
Ah, Dude! There are so many projectiles on this screen It is impossible
to avoid. It will be easier to get out in a storm and try avoid rain You touch the floor, you die. You touch the wall,
die you. You touch the ceiling, you die. You die, you die, you die, die, die, die, die, die, die! >> Ha ha ha ha ha!
So there is someone on the Internet called Angry Video Game Nerd, and he claims that he is reviewing all these old and annoying video games to cover all
The ruined childhood >> What are they thinking about? >> I love fucking nerds. >> Your accuracy in this game must be so that's right
Hitting your sign is like trying to pee into a shot glass that rotates on a record player that is tied to the cheetah's back when you are
riding a unicycle blindfolded. >> Ha ha ha. In other words, it's quite difficult. >> Ha ha ha. >> They just want to cover up the truth
With their awesome cover that makes games look great when really, it's just tearing up kids from their hard-earned allowances. >> What do you do
For all of us is public service. >> You, you are very much amazing. >> This is a form of retroactive type
revenge, but also therapeutic. >> It will be easier to take the flying dirt from pepper while wearing boxing gloves.
Crazy people He is very strange crazy! Oh, man. I remember that game >> was awesome! >> We are your biggest fan.
Drew You are this picture. Love the nerd >> I draw
little portrait >> I got your custom shirt here. >> Well, who again Can you think of that thing that was really embraced with a fancy AVGN doll every night?
Have an Angry Nerd Tattoo Video Game. >> I got the enshrined in ink >> Who goes around punching snakes and spiders?
I am your biggest fan from Germany. >> Greetings from Cleveland >> Norway >> Toronto, Ontario. >> Mexico City. >> Dallas, Texas. >> From Italy >> New York.
England. >> Scotland >> Sweden >> Ukraine. >> Tennessee >> Chile >> Brazil >> Angry Video Game Nerd episode helps me to learn English . >> This game is a blizzard
ball This is a donkey havoc. >> someone's suffering is someone else's pleasure.
I try to appreciate the pain you are experiencing. >> Can you please review Eee Tee for Atari 2600?
I mean, this is a bad game of all time. >> >> Hear the legend that it was buried in a landfill somewhere.
Let's save this one buried. >> Why is that? called Xenophobe? Well, apparently that
means fear of something strange. Now, if in a foreign way it means an alien that drooling that will kill me, you bet your ass
I'm afraid that >> If in the name of your ass ? Will do Eee Tee? >> You are my last hope.
Please do Eee Tee. >> Where is the fuck is Eee Tee? This sucks balls. Glug, glug, glug. You see, is that really hard? </ P>
Tinjau Eee Tee. >> Mengapa tidak Eee Tee? Kamu minum teh >> Review Eee Tee. >> Apakah Anda di Internet lagi? >> Eee Tee. >> Eee Tee.
The game continues and continues and continues. I don't think there is an ending. The only
goal that I can think of is for the shelf score up to 999,999 But no, stop at
999,990. That is the nine video games that guide you will never So when does the game end ?
When you turn off the fucker and throw it out your window >> Back up, back up.
This is for Xenophobe, Xeno fucking a piece of dog poop!
Oh, cut it, cut it. >> Take it perfect,
Kutu buku. Bagus buang, Bung. Ingin sudut yang lain? >> Cooper, saya hargai Bantuannya, tapi biasanya saya memfilmkan video ini sendirian.
Want to be shot wide? >> No >> Closeup? >> No. >> An over-the-shoulder? >> isn't >> a shot behind the knee? >> What? </ P>
Hm, alright < br /> That will be good. Good. We are late working.
If you want to be a nerd like me, you have to make it some unique sacrifices. There is no physical fitness,
there is no social popularity, and most of it is important, there are no girls Nerd before birds.
I see the way.
Our Lady! >> Do you see that, Nerd?
Mereka membuat Eee Tee 2. Itu berarti Anda akhirnya akan mengulasnya Asli Atari Eee Tee, bukan? >> Cooper, ini terlalu banyak untuk dipahami.
And no, I never reviewed Eee Tee. >> But, but the time is perfect, man. You have to do it now. >> I'd rather suck dry dirt from a donkey dog
fur. >> You know it's the game you most requested. You get an email about that all the time >> You still check the email me? >> I have to!
"Kay, let's work. >> You know This is considered a bad game
all the time right? Oh, trust me; I know. That's unreasonable gameplay. We don't know what to do. Fall in the pit again and again.
This brings my urine to a boil. >> Well, why not do it, man It will be perfect. I will help if you want.
Have you watched my video? >> No, what's up, Super Video Dude? >> No, dude. This is Super Rad Video. </ p >
Game Dude. Ah, rad. >> Hey, Angry Nerd Video Game! >> Hey, how are you doing? Hey, I saw your last review and I laughed my ass.
I just have to buy a game on eBay and see how bad it is and humans, you are right >> Whoa, whoa. No no. >> Yes. </ P>
Potions, can I see you? here for a moment? </ P>
Hello. No, you listen to me, you're sick fuck!
No, you're sick. You're sicker than damn sick Yes, and I have DNA
to prove it All right, see you at 8. What do you want? >> You call me here
Oh, right, potions. I apologize for that. Look, Herb, me, I also want to tell you that there will be some changes.
But my name is Nerd, Mr. Swann. >> My father's bad name is Mr. Swann. </ P>
Please contact me John. Now one of the things we will change is that you will start
using this Yes, come on we see Oh, that looks great.
But more importantly, shipments of War Duty 3000 come today.
And because you are a damn expert, I am indeed so fucking wondering just above my head,
Do you think we should put it in front screen? >> I don't think it's a good idea.
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This game that looks amazingly bad. I don't even play the most of this newer game. >> Go for the gun >> I prefer no.
Go for the gun Remove it from my hand! You will sell it I don't care about your race horse.
Game Sega or Gamekid or all that crap. What's on the shelf, you get it sold! </ P>
Hello. What? Is that a boy? < br /> Aw. No, I know my semen
is good. Hey! Angry Nerd Video Game.
Hey. < Hey, what are you holding there? 3000 War assignments >> Oh, did you play it?
What, are you kidding? Just seeing it makes me feel like I have an anal evacuation. I would rather have dick on my forehead so every day is a struggle not to shoot pee
to my own mouth until I finally sank just to get reincarnated as another dick in my body that is now lifeless.
Ha ha ha. Now, now I have to buy it. I can't wait to tell everyone that Angry Video Game Nerd
shouted and spat on this game.
Oh, and what do you think about that? They put out Eee Tee 2.
It can't be as bad as the original, but right? What do you know ? I heard Atari remembered all the bullets
and bury it somewhere in the desert because the game was so bad The worst video game of all time. Hahahaha.
Oh, you have to review Eee Tee!
No. Can you review Eee Tee? I think you should review Eee Tee. Yeah, come on, Nerd. Review Eee Tee for all fans. >> No >> When the movie Spider-Man just came out,
what game did you review? >> Spider-Man. >> And when the Transformers movie was released,
What games did you review? >> Transformers. >> So, the new Eee Tee is here. The time is right.
Is Eee Tee. Eee Tee! >>
No! </ P>
Bookworm! Wait wait. I'm sorry. It's just that we really want to know what do you think about that game Can you at least tell me? Beyond recording.
Alright, it sucks through straws. The game is proof of that we failed as human beings. This is a terrible abomination
It makes you harder from life itself, and I hope to do it send every cartridge from this earth!
Look? That's what you said in the video. >> I even can't be upset and wear it again. >> It's better to get it
upset than upset. There is one thing I can
never get to the bottom >> Hm. >> Why is that Eee Tee the game is so popular? >> Well, this is a worse game,
But that's the biggest game story he ever told. I mean when gamers find Eee Tee buried in the landfill,
it becomes forever buried in our conscious mind. You really believe they buried two million bullets in the desert?
Yes! Now, how can you refute dozens of eyewitnesses accounts, hundreds of online articles, testimonials from.
New Mexico high school students, reporters? Even the mayor Alamogordo is for Pete's sake. Here, take the wheel.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. I mean it doesn't make anything feel. So, they give a game for one person
to design in five weeks, and constantly make the bad game end and again with the mentality that people will only buy it.
And now you say they bury all bullets ? That's nonsense. They will recycle all those cartridges. They are so stingy,
they will reuse each piece of plastic and save every last penny. Here is a photo of the actual game cart >> Whoa. >> Laying on
the bottom of the TPA >> You must be kidding me. This is a shittiest photo. I've never seen it. It seems like I have already been photocopied 100 times. </ P>
I don't see any games there! This is no better than the picture The Loch Ness Monster shows the bread without anything in it or in the picture
Will they be Bigfeet? >> They have big feet. Take a shower!
Oh, we just withdrew. We will be there in a minute. Who is that? < br /> Where are we going? > Believe me
Give me a rock Rolling.
Are you a nerd? Um, uh, yes
Oh my God! This is so cool. Will you enter my breasts?
I'm the manager I handle everything important documents > > Really? Oh well.
Here it is. >> See you later Holy shitskies, man.
I never took a bath again. He got it big donkey. I want to spoil the ass like ah,
uh. Hey, stop that Stop! Always remember the golden rule Bookworm
before the bird right? >> Hi, Cooper. Hey, Nerd, my guy Hey. >> What is it going up? All right, give me a minute and I'll come to the table. </ P>
Wait, what's this? >>> It's amazing career steps Just listen to him >> Mr. Nerd,
I take a shower with Cockburn Inc. I've talked to Cooper
email for so long It's nice to meet Nerd myself. I know how are very busy both of you, so I won't keep circling. >> Thank you.
I want to give you an exciting opportunity to review our latest game Obviously we are at Cockburn Inc. Have seen all of
your videos They are brilliant. So, we know that this game will be right in your alley. </ P>
But talk it's cheap, right, boy? So I'll Let this demo run, so to speak.
Ooh, ooh. So what happened? Do you think of that, Nerd?
So that's it?
And then you automatically suspect I will be so cool with this >> Well, you never say anything
about not reviewing the new Eee Tee game. Oh, but don't you understand? If I review a new one, I'll only end up having to do the old one too.
Then why not do both? > I can't I can't physically play that game It makes me very tormented when I am a child,
I would rather stop reviewing the game permanently. >> Do you know what? You right. You have to find something else. I can see you doing a lot p.
Shrimp ship captain, ironworker, nuclear decontamination tech, roof, new Eee Tee game review.
Tidak! Ayo. Pikirkan saja. Lagi pula, sebaiknya aku masuk ke dalam. Mom akan membunuhku jika aku tidak berada di dalam sebelum lampu jalan menyala.
Cooper? Get your ass here! Didn't I tell you to go in before the streetlight lights up? >> Must leave. See you >> wherever you are Look, eh-huh.
You're in the little girl's bar. No I ask you to stay away from titties?
No!
Whoa!
Oh oh. Ah!
Oh no. No more! Whoa! </ P>
Oh, can't I wake up? after the first fall? </ P>
Ah! You bastard Ah! </ P >
You're damn damn it! Ah!
Even my dreams are cheap.
Oh my God. They found it. Not me < br /> know how, but they found it.
No! No! No!
Whoa! Ah! Ah! </ P>
Whoa! Ah!
I have to save the fans.
Cupu.
Come on, they are nerfed PvP. And you still use the item That level 15,
level 26 already Bookworm! What's wrong?
Cooper, does this work, can you hear me? >> Yes, Dude, you are moving very slowly, man. This, take this item. </ P>
What? >> Complete it >> Complete it? < br /> Good. No, the other side. >> Cooper,
we need to do something about this Eee Tee game. We need to bury it was in the past where it included and prevented future generations
from being emotionally hurt. >> Dude, you can't do that That is the most Bad games are popular all the time. >> I know That's all because of that idiot landfill
story. Hm. Yes.
Cooper, meet me outside right now. >> All right, let me finish this level >> Now!
Oh man. My mother will kill me
Psst. Cooper! >> sst </ p >
Whoa!
Alright, hurry up and tell me about your crazy plan. >> We will find the landfill and prove that there is nothing in down
there. Maybe then everyone can forget this game. My mother Don't let me wipe my own ass, let alone go to Alamogordo, New Mexico.
Lalu baiklah, tetaplah di rumah dan jadilah anak laki-laki mama, tapi tidak ada kesempatan Anda akan pernah melihat saya meninjau permainan itu. Tapi jika kita menemukan permainan di bawah
That sand, I will review it. Actually, I will play all of them. >> Oh well. That's a deal. But one- the only way to properly search for the landfill is
going with radar that penetrates the ground and the whole excavation team. >> Heh, well, let's do it! >> We can't afford it.
Hm, do you want to play manager? Well, then you arrange it. >> Play?
Yes! How do you like your new Nerdmobile, boy? Ah, great! >> huh? You like it
And as I said , everything has been paid and supported by Cockburn, Inc. We will make a video document
travel. This will be good content to lead to your big game review. Oh, and Nerd, there must be a digger team waiting there
with land penetration radar like you ask. Let me help you with that.
Review new games I disagree with this. >> You will have to review this new game if you want to get rid of old mistakes. </ P>
This is fair trade. >> Well, ah, I'm not. Really disliked his idea
bringing this girl with us >> Calm down, Nerd. He's ours producer. And he's not woman, he's a gamer. >> Hi guys
Everything is fine there? Good. At times like this,
Fans need you more than ever, Nerd. </ P>
Kamu tahu apa? Saya tidak berpikir van ini memiliki radio. Dan saya membawa banyak barang untuk dipasang di van kami:
GPS, mobile internet access, roof camera. But I forgot to think about music >> Don't worry, I got the music
covered. >> Good, you have an MP3 player? >> No. >> CD player? >> No. >> Cassette? 8 Track? >> No. >> Th, then
what did you get? Is this a joke? </ P>
Nerd, Eee Tee? </ P>
You have to kill that person < br /> You saw that person there >> That's me
There, I just posted an announcement that you did an Eee Tee 2 review. </ p >
Um.
No.
I don't know Mandi, this is The excavation project is expensive.
What does this have to do with Nee's review & apos; s Eee Tee 2? Trust me, Mr. Cockburn. With the Nerd behind this,
plus videos that document travel, we will make millions of times costs. >> Well, we like how you think outside the box, but
Because this is a big project Your first, I gave a little advice. Don't get too close to this nerdy. They are the products.
Eh, you can't sell anything if it becomes too < br /> valuable to part with Don't worry, Mr. Cockburn. </ P>
They're just a few dorks. Sick get some ASAP videos And get out
Hey, we're almost there, Nerd.
Is that the whole of our excavation team?
Yes. Now there are some budget cuts.
Okay, whatever. Let's shoot this. I'm very happy! My first video is
Good. >> Rolling. >> Here in New Mexico Desert, something that is supposed to happen
years ago. Yes, we are talking Eee Tee, beyond the earth and we will get to that bottom. </ P>
General Dark Onward, sir. I think we might have something a little confusing here Sounds like they're looking for extraterrestrials.
What? >> Yes, sir I'm afraid of espionage. Maybe they're just tourists. Maybe again,
Maybe they are terrorists. >> Tourists, terrorists, what's the difference? Scan their vehicles.
They said Eee Tee was buried under the sand, somewhere not too far from where we are now
And we will finish the whole case. I will take care of this . >> And convey all the facts and prove what is there.
Be stand by, from Nerd. >> General! If you don't mind I say, sir,
it's a bit excessive, sir. Now, maybe you're right.
Send MP units to search for their vehicles. Make sure they don't have anything they will do
threaten internal security. >> Yes , sir >> Active second thought. >> Sir. >> I think I should
watch this mission personally. >> I don't think so will be needed, General. You are needed to be more important
things, sir. >> Well, I insist. If something it's important to explode, I want to be there. </ P>
Yes sir. > Damn terrorists
alien hunters I'll blow nuking they rate the ship and come back again.
Hey guys, did you find something? >> Not yet, yet. Come on, patience, Nerd It will take a long time to analyze the data.
Well, I hate being the one who removes that myth, but it must be done You know, one day you know there is no Santa Claus.
The other line of thought only leads to disappointment. Wait, that's not true. Santa Claus is real.
Yes? Well, you might believe the world is flat > > Flat world. </ P>
So why doesn't anyone fall? >> Gravity? Oh, okay. Okay, not the world </ p >
has been photographed from space? >> Have you ever checked the photo? world from outer space? I mean, you can only see one side at a time.
Look, the earth is flat, like coins. And water and land roll On it like a conveyor belt. That's why we are day and night.
Well , what about heaven and hell? Do you believe that >> Yes, that all comes down to Death Mwauthzyx and that is a known fact of nature.
Death of Mwa , what? >> Mwauthzyx's death You don't know about that? >> No.
Please tell me >> Mwauthzyx's death is a mutant mutant cyber God who lives under Mount Fuji. He created God and Satan.
Yes, of course. >> No, I swear. This all right And this It has the power to end all life as we know it.
With one round of satellite dishes on it head, every universe and the Multiverse will lost.
Ultraverse and Megaverse will collapse. These six dimensions will be evenly distributed and all existence will be eliminated.
Oh wow. So, all of you believe there will be no more?
No, it will be as if nothing has happened at all. So, there is no, there is no place, nothing? </ p >
No. Now, one thing will still be there, a bologna sandwich >> So, like,
a giant bologna sandwich, or like a regular> >> There is no size I mean, because there is nothing else
there is to compare it with, This will be scaleless. >> Wow
Without borders It's the stupidest thing I've heard >> It's fuzz! </ P>
We don't have permission. I'll look for it. >> Cooper! Get the truck. Come on, stop! Don't
Very suspicious >> Yes, man. Just play cool. It's OK.
Put your hand on the vehicle. What do you have
Behind the big van, huh? Do you have some migrants workers? Do you have sex traffic? You have some drug donkey?
You have some cocaA-na pushing you butt? >> No, Mom, just a video game.
Take me out of here! Just leave it I handle this, okay I'm sorry, ma'am.
We don't know that we made a mistake. >> Put your hand on vehicles. >> All right, okay dear Don't let your panties slip.
I don't wear any underwear. >> hot
Take me there. What's the matter? Oh, damn it, man. You have two days. You can have a road installed.
Sorry sir, it's hard to track your accident >> Check the van.
Well, what are you back there? >> It's only video games >> Only video games?
Look at me, son. You tried to steal the American government secret? >> No, mister. >> We just tried to do game reviews.
Look? >> Gun! Ooh, you listen to
me, die taste. You see this? >> Please, god, don't >> This will Put the second anus where your head is first, damn it.
You make love to the United States, you make love to Dark Onward. Do you want this? >> No >> Oh, my God Where is
Are you all going to leave Help me! Oh my God. Where are my damn arms?
Come in! Come on, in the van. >> I have to give him the right burial. Come on,
in the van >> that will leave marks, oh
Ah, wait, they don't chase us anymore. >> Yes, that's right. Oh, sh. >> That is okay, wait briefly >> After them, McButter. Go! >> Brilliant idea, sir.
Don't we have weapons on this vehicle? > > No, sir. We take them out so we can fit your chair, sir. </ P>
Okay, hang on. Oh, damn it. > > There is a problem with this damn thing?
You are in it, sir Wait a minute, bitch. I understand. >> Really? >> Wow
What is this all? the box is doing here Oh, god. Wait, wait.
What is that? >> Fruit , sir. My Lord,
Do you see the size of the melon? Take note, McButter. Ha ha ha.
Be careful against people. >> Straight past. Straight past.
I didn't register for this. Oh, just calm down . Make this happen faster.
Get things going. >> This helps if you shake me, sir. >> Really? >> No.
Ah! >> Wow!
Oh my God. Glass, a piece of glass. It's OK what's up
Sup upset >> thank you Just keep going
Do you want the steering wheel behind, sir? >> Yes, I want. >> Look! >> no, no
Tidak!
What? McButter Description Glass, sir.
Double panel, sir. >> Good driving. Thank you. </ p >
It looks like doing an Eee Tee review will be difficult now. Darn, just when I finally thought about the idea.
Very? >> No. >> Aw. >> What did the madman sing? We didn't make a mistake. >> Something about government secrets. </ P>
You know, we are only a few Another hour from Roswell, so. Oh yeah. No where did the UFOs fall? >> Yes, in 1947. >> Oh, for Pong's love.
One trick at a time. Maybe there is something very logical The reason why the beans don't want us to be near the landfill.
Wow, really, is that right? >> I guess they didn't destroy that's right >> No, no, it just came back together.
No, that didn't happen. We are dehydrated and hallucinating. >> I don't know why, but I'm sure there is more to this game than we realize. </ P>
We have to go to the source, Howard Scott Warshaw People who make games, seriously?
Yes why not? I'll pull it out location < br / >>> Okay. Well, he will agree
that there is no match under the landfill. Even better, we will tell him to say it in the video.
p>
gives you a present, but then sucks at your door at the same time. >> It's like Santa suffering from diarrhea.
So uh, this is Warshaw's house? < br /> Jeez. Yes, I'm pretty sure.
Hm. Uh, at least he's friendly. Smell. >> Read the sign!
Whoa! >> You will never bring me alive, You are not good, damn gumshoe bastard.
Whoa. Wait, wait, wait. We, we just want to ask some questions about Eee Tee.
Eee Tee? Eat lead, you FBI scum! Whoa! Wait. Um, wait. </ P>
We are not FBI. We are only gamers. We want interview. >> Gamers? Why not
say that? Please come in. </ P>
Haruskah saya mendapatkan kamera untuk videonya?
Not yet. I have a funny one Feelings about this
Oh iii. Nerd, let's just go home, man. No, no wait.
He just tested us. You can do it, Nerd. It's just, this is a game. >> Yeah, that doesn't maybe rely on gamers
guess guess. Like, there might be an invisible block >> Well, kick it.
Yes. >> Wow
Good. >> Good
Whoa. Can't say I didn't hope that > > Okay. </ P>
Good. I'm coming. Oh. </ P>
Watch out! Oh, damn it. Okay now? < Come on, yeah. You can do it.
Hahahaha.
Care for some lemonade? >> Are you
Howard Scott, apa? >> Saya nama adalah Doctor Louis Zandor.
Will you not join me?
What's behind there? I have to make sure you are just a gamer.
Only a gamer knows don't find anything a hidden block And some say no
only a few gamers, but gamers.
Did you know the Atari-based logo is from Mount Fuji? I always think it's weird. </ P>
Well, how can I help you? >> Well, obviously we came to misplaced. We are looking for Howard Scott Warshaw. </ P>
Why are you looking for Warshaw? >> Now, we want to ask about the Eee Tee Atari game, especially
legenda TPA >> Ha ha ha ha ,. Tidak benar, tidak benar. Cepat, semuanya! Ke dapur.
Come! Everyone goes into the fridge, now. >> Wait, wait, what are we doing here?
They might listen to us You understand, they can't hear it we are in the fridge >> Who can't hear us? >> who are you thinking
Many years ago, I was a scientist at an unusual place called Dreamland
or Area 51 when civilians knew I t. That was the peak of the War Cold
and Americans are as paranoid as potheads on a police balls >> So you are a former Area 51 employee. </ P>
Hah, jeez. < br /> Don't let people get bored with all of this Area 51 nonsense? >> Yes, that's right Now listen.
Chocolate pudding? >> No, I'm fine Beer? >> Yes. Ah, that's it.
Anyway , I'm a rising star Aerodynamic program, so they
put me into the secret Roswell project that is currently underway. reverse engineer >> Roswell, that's it again.
UFOs fell there in 1947, didn't they? Exactly. If the sucker falls in the desert, it breaks
like one of the clay pigeons in Duck Hunt. There are metal debris all over the desert. Or debriss.
Tidak, ini puing-puing. >> Nah, ada s. Kenapa tidak? diucapkan debriss? >> Sebuah misteri yang lebih besar dari ini.
However, the metal isn't like anything on Earth. It used to be thin, almost identical to tin foil, except that
It reacted weird when you played with it , displaying it strange magnetic properties I'm one of the few who knows
out how to utilize the power of this metal. That the government wants me to rebuild the plane space Roswell,
But I am aware that there are nations that have spaceships like that will have unstoppable power.
Our civilization is not ready for that, so I refused continue the project. Needless to say, I was forced to
to resign After that, my life quickly left into tailspin I can't find a job as a custodian
let alone an engineer reverse engineer. >> Does this have to be done with anything >> Well, my hatred of Area 51
prick gets the best from me and I found my retribution instrument, video game.
I pay attention to young pioneers game designer, Howard Scott Warshaw,
who played revolutionary games in an age them. No It's just that they met with great success, but he also
came up with inventive ways to hide a little secrets in the game, like his own initials
or hidden characters This gives me inspiration I need it. I started developing a program
that emulates the 51st floor plan, which is perfect < >> their valuable secret base blueprint.
Meanwhile, Warshaw was asked to start now the famous Eee Tee game. Atari gave him
only five weeks to complete the entire project. Yes, the game finished, but no one can design one game in five weeks.
Unbeknownst to everyone, it's last night before Christmas
deadline, I offer me my Area 51 code, and he receives it So, you say Eee Tee
the game sucks because it isn't really meant to be a game? That's the plan for Area 51? >> What can I say? </ P>
Subversion has always been my downfall. Of course, I'm watching the list and they know
or whatever, and the next thing I know, the government, is not Atari, ordering the recall of all games
and throw it into the Alamogordo desert. Damn it! >> Meanwhile, I was given a
hard time to serve >> You didn't say it? >> But I got away with it. And I've been run
ever since. My only satisfaction is the fact that before I left Area 51,
I stole dream material to prevent it from before reinstalling the spaceship >> You stole that piece of UFO? </ P>
I have to. < br /> I replaced it with plain tin foil. And
I saved it safely to this day. >> Okay, so I thought I already get most of it. Basically, you put
the map of the most secret places in the world in the video game all come out of revenge? >> no enough
I did it to save my friend so I could One day return to save aliens.
Oh, we also have aliens now huh? >> what, what wrong with you, nerd That's the real deal, man.
Yes. Can't save it one of my biggest regrets
I'm too old now for rescue missions. Louis?
Yes dear? >> I'm cold. Right.
Sorry , general I can't hear much when they curl up in the fridge. I'll keep listening to them.
Whatever. I just can't believe that we finally found Doctor Louis Zandor, and these idiots immediately stepped into the door.
McButter >> Yes sir, >> I want to < br /> Zandor caught and worshiped me
tonight's footprint >> Yes.
Ha ha ha.
How did the fence come? Oh, good, sir. Um, we all TPAs should be closed tonight. </ P>
Nobody will get here again. >> About time. I have asked damn it
fence since 1983. >> He has asked since 1983! Will you be fast?
Mm-hm. What's going on here? Go back to work. >> Just spread it
feet out a little more. >> But I don't even want to learn to surf . >> All right, man. You too, young lady
The time for the spaceship voyage was interesting close. With the help of creatures this space
technology, I look forward to the day when we can burn anyone who doesn't
American eating, breathing, or nonsense! Now let's have it see your progress >> Yes, sir Move!
Back up ! Back it up.
Ah, looks great! And you have mastered
the power of a mysterious combination of metal yet? Right. Metal, please
I see. Fantastic. </ P>
Fine then. Continue with your work. Oh. < br / >>> What?
You will all be safe from here
the Men in Black now that my stealth cloaking system is activated >> So how does it all work? >> I first worked call
Teknologi ini di game Eee Tee. Anda tahu bagaimana kapan Anda? mainkan permainan, tiga buah telepon dan zona panggilan
always hidden in a different place? Oh, I know. It annoys the dirt where he sends gamers to the big and wild goose chase? Precisely.
This will redirect the Men in position The Black radar detection system appears
the house randomly appears on their grid This is clever.
Right. The only side effect is TV reception and telephone a little choppy here, but I'm working on the bug.
For now, make yourself at home. There are video games upstairs Make sure you
never step out >> Okay. Thank you, Zandor.
Hey, Nerd.
Hey. What happened, Nerd?
Um, the whole story about this landfill. Zandor say it's true and more. Is he
crazy or not, all the stories about Area 51 will only happen generate more interest in the game, and innocent gamers will suffer
because of that. >> Hm. Well, I can think of something we can do that maybe
lift your spirits
Oh, oh, damn it. Yes God. Oh my God. This is very difficult! >> Yes, that's right. >> Yes. </ P>
Yes, it feels good. Oh, damn it. Faster Come on,
faster! Faster Yeah, faster! You Have to take it easy on me, okay? </ P>
Oh, damn it. Don't usually do it on the pad Oh, oh,
Alright OK. Oh yeah. I almost arrived. Yes yes! >> No
Yes yes! Oh come on. br /> Don't use your hand Oh, yeah.
Oh look at that >> Yes, it feels good. >> You're cheating. No, I'm not cheating. I won. That's what it looks.
You're a cheat >> I won >> You did >> Cheats, shut up. >> Uh. < br / >>> Noah. >> Uh. >> Uh. >> Uh. >> Uh.
Cockburn, 3 o'clock morning Hi? > Wait. Cockburn, you,
say that again. You, you broke up >> Me, I'm the most incredible idea ever You hear We will advertise the game convention.
katakan itu lagi. Kamu, kamu putus >> Saya, saya yang paling luar biasa ide yang pernah kamu dengar Kami akan melakukan iklan konvensi permainan.
Eee Tee 2 di TPA Atari. >> tidak, tidak Cockburn, dengarkan aku dengan saksama.
Yes, meet me there in the morning. This will be amazing. There's going to be like a tent and there will be snacks and there will be,
jeez, you know, game gamers with each other and everything. All right, see you in the morning. Oh, damn it.
General, we close at Zandor's house
as we talked about. >> You never stop to please me, McButter. >> Wait a minute. Every times radar swipe Zandor's house, it's in
different coordinates >> General, scratch it. We don't seem to have had the right location Radar radar jumping everywhere.
You never stop disappointing me, McButter >> Yes, sir
Hello? Cockburn? < br /> Dirt. >> Wait a minute.
Freeze! Raise your hand.
Oh. Fine.
Oh, damn it! Take me to the doctor Louis Zandor. >> Never
Enter the Jeep. You will take me to Zandor's house now! >> Good, bitch!
Ugh. Damn, it's very cruel.
Bookworm. Bookworm.
Bookworm! >> Oh! >> wake up! >> Ah , what? >> That girl, human. We have to throw it away. >> Take a bath, our producer?
I thought he was a gamer, not a girl. >> He's not a gamer. From what Zandor said, I think he's a secret agent.
Secret agent It's impossible. Come on, we're chased by military police. That girl knows too much He works for them. >> Cooper, there's no reason
to act like this >> Act like this? You're the one who acts all Strange and you get a little boyfriend a little. Oh, go away.
Don't destroy the code. Bookworm before birds. >> All right, let's with me, Cooper. We will finish this like an adult.
Take a shower?
Take a bath?
What's wrong? >> Where to Bath? >> This happens in every movie. > > Oh, what? Like they kidnapped him or something? >> More like he kidnapped himself. </ P>
Well, he might be taking a shower. No, he too not there.
Look what I found on the bedside table. This is fake prescription glasses with fake plastic lenses. >> crap
Okay, so why did he do this? To appear more nerdy.
That's all action. Don't you understand? He's bait. I mean we will all foolishly try to save him and get caught right in the trap.
Oh, I feel like a fool. When you share your joystick with a girl, they break it down. </ P>
You have taken us round and round all night, child. And I tell you, if you >> I swear.
This is Zandor's house this time. Ah, what is that?
Ahem, sergeant, since we are here and all, in your opinion
Fred and I can drink ice cream? Don't ever think about it.
Excavation of landfills > my email team results.
Mm-hm. Sorry, Nerd.
I'm here at Alamogordo, New Mexico at Atari TPA. Here, hundreds of video game fans
has made a mysterious pilgrimage to the resort from the classic Atari game, Eee Tee, where it is impossible
the convention has sprung up in the middle of nowhere. I am here with Stacie, wrong one game pilgrim.
Stacie, what brings you here? >> It's all to honor Angry Nerd Video Game. You know, I saw that at Cockburn
and then it was said that he would review Eee Tee 2, so I added it. Do you know what I am saying? I mean he might review the original Eee Tee game and I will be here
when everything goes down, you know? So, you know, you can bet he will appear and I will be here ready for that, you know what i said I found this bone in the forest, but it turned out to be wood. So, you know, you never
know what will happen, you know what I'm saying? >> Fuck me I have never been involved with this >> And here we are together Bernie Cockburn,
chairman of Cockburn Inc., the creators of from the new Eee Tee 2. >> Hello, gamers! Hey! </ P>
You can also get copy of your game here, right now. For the first 100 gamers to get a new copy from Eee Tee 2,
you will get a free shovel and the chance to climb this fence behind me and dig yourself one of the original. Ha ha, come on.
Be part of the Cockburn stock. Be part of the historical game! >> His prophecy is almost fulfilled. </ P>
I have to end all this. </ P>
I say, Mandi, you have run me ragged all day long No, sergeant.
I know right now I have really stepped back. >> Howdy. The thought of grabbing family photos >> No >> Sure! >> No. Come on, here. </ P>
No, no, no, no, no. Oh, that's good. Everyone enters the picture. This will be funny. You know, baby >> General, our captivity is
grinding my patience Permission to shoot. >> Negative, McButter He's the only one who knows where Zandor is. </ P>
Say cheese! </ P>
This is
amazing! >> It's terrible! I have to end this.
Step to the right,
friend, step up! I continue in front of you new games for the new generation ,
Eee Tee 2! Yes, ha ha! That's it, young man. $ 49.95. Good. Try listening. And if you are fast, you can take the shovel,
go dig it yourself one of the original. Ha ha ha. Go i t. Who is next? Who is next? Eee Tee 2. Come on. Ha ha ha. </ P>
Dear God. Eee Tee.
I can't believe all these strange people
found a landfill. >> General >> What is that, < McButter >> You will never believe where Las Vegas is.
Please tell me I can shoot him now. I have already enough of this < br / >>> Negative, McButter.
Yeah, woo! Woo woo!
No!
Tidak tidak Tidak. Tidak! >> Apakah itu, apakah itu, apakah itu Nerd?
Partner gamers, may I have your attention
May I pay attention This game is nonsense and the legend behind that is a total lie.
There are no matches buried under the landfill. I hope you will all be Forget it. These are all myths. You can all go home now.
Oh man. Nerd is fair says this is nonsense
Dude, when Nerd says something is nonsense, it's nonsense > > Well, good. What will we do now? </ P>
I think we just go home. </ P>
Work. Work! Yes !
Come on, Nerd. Let's go home, man. It's not me what this game looks like that turns you into
No problem if you believe on TPA or not.
Oh my God. >> Wow >> Damn That is the guy who made the game >> Gamer, here it is
Howard Scott Warshaw, a distant game designer ahead of him time. He is responsible for classic Atari like. </ P>
Yars & apos; Revenge, Raiders of the Lost Ark, and Eee Tee. >> The worst match of all time
How can I serve, Nerd? </ P>
The whole story about TPA. Say that is not true.
All right, fellow gamers, the TPA legend is true.
I have been silent for a long time. It's time for the truth to be told < br /> The government buried these games here
for a long time because the game contained maps, maps to Area 51, maps
were designed by Doctor Louis Zandor. < br /> And it's him. Join him in digging
this game, every last one. Contains a map that will take you to treasure,
and that treasure is no less from a prisoner friend of Zandor,
the outer space >> Wow >> Zandor!
Nerd, I have seen your video. I know you honest and honest.
People like us, we don't cover everything up. Doesn't become a better world if people tell the truth?
Actually, Nerd, that is what you have to find. </ P>
I can't let this happen. All these legends must stop. The game isn't a map to the Area 51. There are no aliens. </ P>
There's nothing mystical about that game. >> Is there or not, what's the difference, man? Nothing can you do
to refute it. >> Like hell doesn't exist. >> What will you do? >> I'll go to Area 51.
What?
If Doctor Zandor isn't at the top of this step, you will die Have faith, face butter.
I will kill you, fat butts. Oh. >> Are you crazy? Do you have a clue where Area 51 is?
Between Area 50 and 52. Come on, man. Don't you have it? Enough? A nerd's work has never been done. >> Well, that's all
stupid line > > I just said it for the trailer Wait. You might need this. </ P>
McButter! </ P>
Yes sir? >> Her nerd and little friends will come for us. Use the girl as a distraction. >> Great idea
I'll get that
Bookworm. >> You again Look, I'm not against anything You are Area 51 people. This is all about video games.
Oh. Now, I have a game for you. It's called coming save your little girlfriend >> Nerd, help me
He's not my boyfriend. >> But you like it, isn't it? >> Um, no >> What? >> Anyway ,
If you want to find it, he is at the top of Eiffel Tower. What? >> The Eiffel Tower is pretending in Las Vegas.
Tower in Las Vegas. >> Oh. >> It's a trap, Nerd. Like I said earlier, don't go.
Uh, aku tidak datang >> Apa? Kutu buku? Datang ke sini dan selamatkan aku sekarang juga.
Eff you, you are an FBI prostitute. >> Yeah, it will show her, Nerd.
That transfer doesn't work, sir. >> You supposed to put it in. something more provocative How can you use it?
as bait when he is dressed causally? >> General, sir. < br / >>> What is that? There is something you must see.
What do we have here? >> Here it is That has caused you all problem, sir.
He is an Internet superstar. They call it Angry Video Game Nerd. >> Well, let it roll over. Finally I will do it .
I will land the plane. Go upstairs, down, down, speed, speed down.
Ah!
Ha ha. Hahahaha. Ha ha, he's funny. I like him. Ha ha ha. >> Sir, then there's a friend.
They call him Super Rad Video Game Dude. >> Hm. >> Have you ever done a very long dump
and then you sit on the toilet away, god dang, what am I eating? That is the feeling you get after playing this game. This is super
Rad Video Game Dude. Oh, not so much. He sucks. Let me learn more
about this Angry Video Game Nerd Game. Don't worry, son. This is just a flesh wound. </ P>
Look, Nerd. I don't even care about the review of this game anymore. I just have the right feeling- really bad about this.
Cooper, you don't want to save a heroic woman, you don't want to run Enter Area 51, and now you don't even want to do a game review?
Uh-uh. >> What do you want to do? I want to stay alive. </ P>
Look, Nerd. You live in the heaven of a fool, man
I mean, let me show you all the ways where we will die Come with me.
For starters, the base lies in
in the middle of the desert, hidden by mountains in areas where Mother Nature is the most dangerous and unforgiving.
The base was surveyed by directional radar and military jeeps. If you pass the mark ,
lethal force is authorized. Even a bird flies through its airspace shot down by ballistic missiles. A bare meadow dog will be found nerve. >> What? Oh, damn it! Nerd, how do you get in?
That's it, Cooper. Dreamland.
This is a walkie-talkie so we can quietly communicate when I make it in it >> Shut up? Nerd, I'm sure they've
monitor us Don't be paranoid.
How do I look? Let's finish this.
Okay, now, hold it now, hold it. <br No, don't let it down. >> Don't shake it too much. I can't hold you back >> You have to keep quiet. You want me die or what?
Baiklah, sekarang, sekarang tahan, peganglah. Jangan, jangan biarkan itu turun. >> Jangan menggoyangnya terlalu banyak. Aku tidak bisa menahanmu >> Anda harus terus diam. Anda ingin saya mati atau apa?
Be careful. >> Okay Now listen, in count three, you'll drop me OK?
Good. >> Now wait for me to enter first Good? One. </ P>
Whoa! Shit! Oh! </ P>
Holy Hell
Security table three to the unit commander.
We have those who live.
Um, take me to your leader Oh!
Scalpel. >> scalpel
Ah.
Disturbant! >> Ah.
Ah! </ P>
Ah! >> What? </ P>
Retinal scanner
Rectal scanner </ p >
Whatever.
I mean real Area 51 literally the game. >> Of course. How similar?
Alright, Nerd, you finish your crazy person mission. Go from there.
Ah! >> Wouldn't this be better? the world if people say the truth
Well, Nerd, ha ha ha ha ha. We meet again. From Now, there will be no more fighting between us.
I have watched some of your videos. We appreciate your work. < br /> You might even say that we are big fans
of you here at Area 51. Here, let's I show you something I need you
expertise. >> no >> no You played this game for me?
Isn't that what you did? >> No, I've never played it.
You hate this game, don't you? You see, we're not so different , you and me. We stand for the same thing. </ P>
Anda ingin menyingkirkan dunia dari game ini dan aku juga.
Look at me when I talk to you What do you know
This doctor Louis Zandor? >> I say You, butch Barbie. I don't know anything.
Why did you do this? >> Your friend, Doctor Louis Zandor, designed this game
with a floor plan to our headquarters. Don't you realize it? What is this threat to the security of our homeland?
So what is this new Eee Tee 2 game? sale? >> This is just a game. >> Well. </ P>
You just have a fan base that I realize. Gamers are loyal to you. Have them send all the games Eee Tee them to me. </ P>
Join me, Nerd, and this game can be history, forever in the past where it belongs. </ P>
You bring your customers in Their old Eee Tee game for discounts.
You gave us an old game, and we will do it sure that this new game is successful
beyond your wildest dreams.
I'd rather lick that damn the inside of the toilet bowl rather than your help
in your efforts to rule the world. No! >> Well, yes, ha ha ha ha.
No! Take your dirty hand game controller, you dirty nerd! </ P>
Yes? >> Turn off, your mother is evil. I don't will ever be able to you every game on the planet. Besides, do you know
How many Eee Tee cartridges are there in the community? And you know what ? You have lost because my fans have found your landfill
and dug and cleaned all the games. They may be at their play house now.
Your biggest weakness is not the hatred you have the game, but the love you have for your fans.
So I'll blow them all be smithereens! </ p >
For someone who is very interested in protecting Americans, you Of course it's fast to blow them up. >> Well, sometimes
you have to break down some eggheads in order to made homeland security omelette! Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Wait. Doctor Louis Zandor is in the crowd. >> Good. But he has something that is very valuable to you. </ P>
Oh, and what is that? >> Roswell metal room. He stole > That's because he doesn't want you to rebuild the alien spaceship. </ P>
That's a lie! We have all the metal space. >> You don't have anything what is tinfoil
Tin? Don't worry, Nerd. I'll save you
How will I do that? Wait a minute.
Who we're trying to be here, Pee-wee damn Herman Foil, it's all foil.
Tin. My plan thwarted, you bastard Ah! </ P>
Cursed! It's glazed. </ P>
Ow, damn it hurts! >> Where is my space metal?
Only Zandor knows. >> Zandor, damn god. Well, I might not be able to blow you up
gamers, but I can blow you up Atari's precious monument Poor Atari.
Stupid Mount Fuji.
The launch of the sequence is activated
Hahahaha. Hahahaha. < br /> So long, Nerd,
and thank you for telling the truth. Oh, that's smart.
Hey there. Like you come with me.
No, my hand is small. Okay, ah
And go we go ! Ugh!
Whoa!
Damn, man. You're heavy >> Damn I thought you were just a hoax.
Yes, we get a lot of it around here.
Wow.
Wait. We will need this to get out of here >> Okay.
Oh, damn it. Remove. Oh, that's great. Killer robot Remove. </ p >
Here, take a gun. >> Okay. Must kill a nerd. Destroy.
Let's leave here. Let's go away go!
Get me Zandor. He's in a landfill. I want him to live!
Whoa, I hate when people shoot I'm Fire,
Fire of fire! >> How are you doing? open this door >> Ahem,
below here.
Shining. < br / >>> Look! Hey, hey, hey, work every time.
Come on let's go. Go away.
How do you close this door? >> I'll tell you there Hurry up! Come on. >> what are you waiting for Shoot them,
white arthropod moron >> I'm trying Good shot Come on, close
this door is unlucky, slow. Wow, shoot good, Tex. </ P>
It's done well! </ P>
Exemplary work
I can't fly one of them. What about you? Good. </ P>
Nerd, enter the Nerd, enter
Please, Nerd. Fuck this I will enter
Hm hm hm hm .
So, outer space huh? >> Yep. >> Um,
so why did you come to earth? >> I saw for smart life >> Well, you found it.
I found life, huh. Oh, that's funny. >> No, I came to save your people, but you locked me up for 60 years.
I have nothing to do with that. I haven't even lived then. What about my friend Cooper who is there somewhere in the desert?
What? >> Cooper, you know it's a foot massage Friday. Take your ass home now. >> I can't
Pulanglah sekarang juga. Saya harus mengemudikan van ini dan masuk ke Area 51. >> Anda tidak Bahkan tahu cara mengendarai van. >> Apa maksudmu aku tidak tahu bagaimana mengendarai van?
We will find it, but believe me, we have greater concerns. If you only know what I want to prevent. >> Prevent?
You won't understand. Overall concerns existence spectrum. >> Oh, what? Like,
Megaverse and Ultraverse? >> Yes. >> Cyber Deathly Death of God with a satellite dish on his head? </ P>
I have underestimated you. >> Well, I don't care. I just tried to save my fans from that crazy Dark Onward. </ P>
Well, who will save you? Fans of Death Mwauthzyx? </ P>
Whoa!
The whole world where you live is a video game. This is the game I made.
Then you find nuclear bombs. That's when I arrived Overcoming things because when the game was out of control, Dad's
took it. Your father >> The death of Mwauthzyx If he finds me creating a sedition culture and
xenophobes, all that is needed of him is 360 rotate from the parabola above his head and.
Presence as we know it will end. >> No, it will happen as if it never existed at all. Only punishment for me, but a
Judgment is painful for you
Soul! Ha ha ha ha ha.
So how do we stop this?
I need a plane my space. That will help. >> Well, this is a million pieces, wherever that is. >> I can use their power and join
they all come back together if only you can find the pieces. Now, Zandor hides it, so he's the only one who knows.
Oh, damn it. We have to find it now . Ah!
Get down! Go back, Keith.
Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. </ P>
Men's attention. Bringing I am Doctor Louis Zandor. </ P>
Find him and bring him to me. You can run but you can't hide.
Ah!
Whether we refuel or we land this item. >> Well, I don't even drive car, so how can I do it?
to do this? This control doesn't make a little damn. I will have an easier time doing a handstand when picking up dirt.
You want to know what happened to me the last time I tried >> Well, you've seen me
playing Top Gun? Not a beautiful sight .
Oh, I'll be
Oh! Okay, bitch Come here and release me
Let's We see who can mess who. Oh, huh? Yes. >> Yes? >> Yes.
Wait a minute, Nerd. I'll get you out of there
Oh, damn it. This is Mwauthzyx's Death. >> Go!
Fuck you
No no.
Oh no, no, no.
Ah!
Holy shitskies.
through this without objectifying yourself in the section Shots, but it seems impossible now.
Whoa. Do you see that? Ah!
Ah! </ P>
Astaga!
Oh!
Ah!
>> We gathered here today
to bring together, holy marriage , Robert and Lisa. Robert,
do you bring this woman to be yours legitimate wife, to have and hold, cherish, love
start today? >> No. Police? Oh, god.
No! >> Bobby! >> Oh! Wait, but shoot these gamer gamers if
they don't get out of the way Oh no. We may be too late All right, I'll go there. </ P>
Come on, Nintendo skills. Don't fail me now. Up,
down, down, speed, speed down.
I will land the plane. I will land it.
I, damn it
You did it I know you will do it! Hahahaha.
Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up . Ha ha ha, Zandor. You're mine!
Good, more weapons. Just what we need Hahahaha.
Ha ha ha ha, Zandor.
Hahahaha. >> See what we go here. $ 200 one. >> Oh. </ P>
Damn. Look at that! </ P>
Cursing! I have never won anything. </ P>
Double zero? Seduce! </ P>
Ah! >> Hot Wait a minute. It's Bathing. </ P>
No! >> Ah!
I'll catch you
What is the matter Oh, ah!
What is this? Let me go Magnet chicken >> Iii.
No.
Take a shower, this is me, Cooper. >> Oh, Cooper, you bastard!
You left me to die. >> I am very sorry I I thought you were a double agent.
Oh, I'm not even a sole agent. </ p >
Give up, Nerd! You have no place to leave. You are mine now. >> Nerd!
Zandor. < br /> There is something important I have to do tell you. Space metal, pieces to the ship.
I put them in the safest place that can imagine, enter the hands of all children. They are in
the Eee Tee game.
Gifted.
Do you do this ?
I have enough accumulated strength now. I can call them all!
Oh.
>> Dirty son of a gun
Ah! >> God, set me free from this game. Go, God. Free me.
Thank God. Thank you God! Ah ha ha ha Ho ho ho ho ha ha! </ P>
A piece of shit Hahahaha. </ P>
What is that? Damn, man. It came straight out of the damn window. </ P>
Hahahaha. Oh man. Oh, let's play another game </ p p>
Until we leave!
What's with you Do you all a bunch of pussies? Choose that weapon.
Push!
Damn hypocrite vacuum!
I will teach you not iii.
Oh my God!
Oh, oh, oh, damn it.
Ah!
Whoa! Don't worry, take a shower. Good get out of here and save you
Ah!
Bookworm! Oh, hey. >> You're back Oh man.
I am very sorry to have thrown you out once. >> Yes, that is dick moved. >> I know Cooper, you really turned into a man back there. </ P>
Thank you friend. Oh, damn it! Does the mother make love? What is that? It's nice to meet you too, honey
Ha, Death of Mwauthzyx. Look, Nerd? I told you. </ P>
You think I made it up, huh? >> Well, I'll be damned if all of that is your other thing the word is true also >> None of it will be an immediate problem if he rotates the satellite dish.
If he can erase all space and time just by turning the satellite dish on his head, then what is he playing in Las Vegas?
That's how he got his kick. I don't know. I've known him for 5,000 years and he never got to do it. Imagine if you were a Death Mwauthzyx
and know everything you need to know. You will be so bored you will be crazy And if there is one thing
Maybe you haven't thought about it yet For a moment, one thing that doesn't exist Maybe if possible
His attention is directly on that, he will, he will leave. >> It's good like lighting up football Sunday night when you want your father
Forget about your weekend assignments that you should be doing, right? Not even close. I just need a good shot on the satellite dish.
lupakan tugas akhir pekan Anda yang seharusnya Anda lakukan, bukan? Bahkan tidak dekat. Aku hanya butuh suntikan bagus di parabola itu.
I'll aim. Take him, Nerd.
I always want to interfere a power that I can't possibly understand
Wow, now it's hard hand symbolism. >> Go for it!
Ha ha ha ha ha! What is that?
Ha ha ha. You want me to explain it? No, uh-uh. </ P>
Oh Boy. >> yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah. You is a damn hero
Not yet. I still have the last one Things I have to do. >> Yes, yeah
Oh, Nerd . You don't owe Cockburn Inc. Anything at the moment.
Must stay true to my words Attention to give us an intro?
And now presenting a long-awaited review of AVGN,
Eee Tee 2. Dia adalah gamer yang paling pemarah Anda pernah mendengarnya. Dia adalah Marah.
Video Game Nerd!
Let's get this baby fired.
Um, I know
We don't have original cartridges, but can this ship either how? playing the old Eee Tee game? >> This ship is an old Eee Tee game.
I can reload the data that has passed from the circuit. Yes . >> So this is just Eee Tee 2,
hm. This is claimed to be worse than that original. Ugh, look at that </ p >
It's rotten, it's rotten, it's despicable because it's deliberately trying to be, but it's true
Tribulation is too unique to duplicate. The original stands as a test of ugliness.
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failure in video game history and standing on unholy reason. That's why we all gathered here today.
Dan hey, there is more room in hell now, so let's make a new one history and throw this bastard into the hole where they are!
Hey. Hey. >> So, what is it? birds before nerds okay?
Well, if you get them, don't Let him fly away. >> Okay.
Oh. >> Damn Okay, Cooper. </ P>
Hello, Cooper? >> Well, hello you too, ma. You're fine only, sugar? >> Yes, I'm fine. I'm just
on a spaceship with a Nerd. We just saved universe, okay >> Okay, goodbye. >> See you
Look, Nerd? You are just like my mother You are too protective. Fans don't need you to protect it
from bad games /> They can be careful of themselves. Oh, thank you. </ P>
Yes, and bingo. </ P>
All right, everyone, I said so
Previously I wanted each of these cartridges games from the face of the earth My ad thought I would
get my wishes But first, You will get yours
Eee Tee on Atari 2600. To begin with, this is not a game you just chose and play. And most games from this generation are very simple .
Shoot a swarm of aliens, climb to the top of the screen, stop the missile or throw away all the pellets. But Eee Tee
is a puzzle. With all these random symbols appearing at the top Screens and falling in holes all the time, it's no surprise why
gamers don't understand how to play games this. You have to read the instruction manual. So, once you understand how to play the game,
it's still fucking sucks!
When playing started, Eee Tee got out of space. And now she has to do it back? Why did she go down in the first place? All she had to do was
stay on the ship and there won't be a game. And that's not what be better if Eee Tee just goes down and goes back up again?
Are there any colors available except just green ? The land is green, the hole is green, and even the Eee Tee is green shit. I feel like I am
take a colorblind test It doesn't matter where you go, you fall in the pit. They fucking everywhere!
You come out by expanding your neck somehow made Eee Tee floats. When in the film did Eee Tee extend her neck to float out of the hole?
Once you reach the top, most of the time, you keep falling back in No, oh fuck! Oh wait. Get out of the hole, get out of the hole. </ P>
Ugh, fuck! There's a trick. You have to joke with right control This is just a very bad learning curve.
There is a way to catch yourself before falling, but you will never expect it when you fall. < br /> Oh look! Dirt.
The human brain can't react that fast. I can't do it cheat. Maybe ninjas are taking speed and sitting around and playing Atari all day.
The aim of the game is to find three hidden pieces from the phone that Eee Tee needs to call. And
guess where you found it? In the pit. As you walk around, you pass this invisible space that stores special items. </ P>
When you stand in this room, you can use it to do certain things action. For example, if you find an arrow, you can use it to transport your
to the next screen, but half the time, you will end up in a hole So if You want to use that arrow, you need to remember
What's in that space on another screen as if the game forces you to do it think fourth dimension. What is this game, for damn scientists?
This is marketed like that for small children, and which really shows a lack of communication. Also,
the whole game works from a randomizer. All zones and pieces of this phone, Everything, they always hide different places every time you start
games. Some fans have spoken out to defend this game, saying it's different every time you play it . It's kind of like every
Waktu saya sial, selalu berbeda. Apa yang saya benci adalah agen FBI dan ilmuwan. Ilmuwan mengambilmu
donkeys back to the building and FBI agents take all your calls. What a jerk. Trying to outrun these people without stepping in
the hole is a pain the real donkey. Come on, you bastard, bastard, bastards Come on, ugh. Fuck. And why can they pass
a hole and you can't? Yeah, yeah, go ahead, pass the hole again. Yeah, fuck you I'll pass your mother's hole
Even if you find the piece, it's good Jack and bullshit. And Jack leaves town. That's because you need to find a phone
the home zone too Seems like space invaders aliens, but there is only one in the whole game. And remember, that
is always in a different place, so you have to browse every damn space It's like trying to find a needle in a haystack
or like dirt in a landslide. All running doesn't make sense around spending your energy. Right, Eee Tee died
from moving too much So maybe he will find the call zone first. After all, finding a piece of phone is easier because the question mark
zone shows what holes in it. Got a call zone, but oh, I wasted all my energy Maybe I'll find a piece of phone first. Good,
gets a piece of phone, but oh shit, the FBI took them away. like a sister who wants to give you noogies and wedgie
at the same time. And if you manage to find everything you want need to be in one flawless run, guess what? You can't call home
unless someone is on the screen. So if there is a call zone teen girl? So when you find a call zone with all three
telephones and you call home, then you have to make you go back to the landing zone. < br /> But what's worse now, there are times
limit. You have to stand in the landing zone in the right time at the right time when the timer
run out. And if an FBI agent or scientist enters the screen, doesn't work Why does Eee Tee really need
kehabisan. Dan jika agen FBI atau ilmuwan masuk ke layar, tidak bekerja Mengapa Eee Tee sangat membutuhkan
Personally? Does he need to pull it out? Small green beams or something?
So, is this the worst? game of all time? Um,
I don't think so. It's frustrating to challenge, and this is a brain teaser, but that's exactly what
makes it addicting And remembering that it was made so short a period of time, it was more sophisticated than anything of its era. </ P> The
Raiders of the Lost Ark was as strange and vague and that the match was greeted with praise that shines. Both of these games are present
instruction manuals Now I can understand kids just want to pick up the game and enjoy it without having to read anything, but if possible
understand the Raiders, you can understand Eee Tee. I see What gives this game a reputation like that?
I can't answer it. That's just something that happened. That was something we needed. There was
something mystical about the game ? There. This is the floor plan to Area 51
as well as the access button and each cartridge contains a piece of foreign ships. Sure, but forget all that. Mystical things about
All these ancient and trivial games are somehow holding a place in our hearts and bringing us back to that
Special time when we are still small. And that is classic and not too classic power
that we like to hate.
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