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This is the BBC. The following
programme is based on actual events.

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It's important to remember,
however,

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that you can't rewrite history.
Not one line.

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Except, perhaps, when you embark
on an Adventure In Space And Time...

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Everything all right, sir?

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Are you okay?

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You need to move along now, sir.

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Sir...

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You're in the way.

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<i>Hello?
Er, Mr Hartnell?</i>

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<i>Mr Hartnell, sir, they're
asking for you now.</i>

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<i>Shall I tell them
you're coming now?</i>

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- Tell them what you like.
- Beg your pardon, Mr Hartnell?

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Tell them
what you bloody well like!

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- Listen, I'm only doing my job.
- Sod off, will you! I'm not ready!

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I need more time.

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Len! Len, for God's sake!

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You'll go up like a Roman Candle,
if you're not careful.

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Can I take my head off, mate?
I'm boiling in here.

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No. We'll be starting up
again in a minute.

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Why? What's the hold up?

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You know who.

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Well, tell him
to get his skates on!

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Some of us have got a
bloody planet to invade.

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- Shh!
- What?

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Can I see your pass, sir?

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Ah, come on, Harry.
You know my face!

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- That's as maybe, sir.
- Sydney Newman. Clue's in the name.

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- Better than any mug-shot.
- Still need to see your pass, sir.

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Ah, to hell with it!

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That's not the way
we do things at the BBC, sir!

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You don't say!

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So, we got a great,

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big thumping audience for
Grandstand, but we lose them

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before the teeny boppers
tune in for Juke Box Jury, right?

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- Right. Erm...correct.
- We got a gap to plug.

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- 25 minutes.
- How about another Dickens?

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Fossilised, Mervyn! Fusty. Frowsty.

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And lots of less polite words
beginning with F.

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Here's a word for you, though - fun!
FUN! You heard of fun, Mervyn?

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It that something else
you've brought from ITV?

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I hope so, I certainly hope so!

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We need stuff to keep the sports
fans hooked and the kids too.

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Competitive Tiddlywinks?

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You know what I'm talking about.
science fiction?

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Is it really that popular?
It was last time I took a look.

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With juvenile boys, perhaps.
I like it.

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♪ Oh, let's have a wonderful time
Let's have a wonderful time

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♪ Come on, everybody
and let's have a wonderful time... ♪

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She thought the balloon had gone up.

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- What?
- She thought we'd all had it.

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Cuba! No point in holding back
if the missiles started flying.

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So she put it about a bit.
A lot!

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So what did they say? "You're only
a production assistant, dear.

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"It's a bit of a leap."
I'm giving myself a year, Jackie.

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Get on in television or get out.
Oh. What do I know?

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I spend my time trying not to
bump into the cameras,

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but don't pack in yet, Verity.
Softly, softly, eh?

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- Mmm. You've got a... What?
- Red wine.

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Oh. Red wine.

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- Oh, Lord, it's on, isn't it?
- What?

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The space shot! The Soviets.
Valentina what's-it.

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- First woman in space!
- Oh, God, yes!

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And there she is,
Valentina Tereshkova looking,

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appropriately enough,
on top of the world.

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Pop, pop, pop.

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The first woman in space,

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a major triumph there
for the Soviet Union

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in the ever-escalating space race.

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- Hello?
- Verity, it's Sydney.

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- What?
- Sydney!

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Sydney!
Hello, stranger.

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- You know anything about children, Verity?
- Not a thing.

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We want to do a science fiction
serial. Legitimate stuff, though.

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- No tin robots or BEMs.
- BEMs?

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Bug-Eyed Monsters! You know...
mutations and Death Rays.

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Brains in glass jars,
that kind of crap.

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It's going to run all year.

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So a good-looking guy,
a good-looking girl

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and a kid who gets herself
into all kinds of trouble.

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Plus an older man. Quirky.
I'll come back to him.

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They travel about in space
and time getting into scrapes!

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- That's a lovely idea!
- You know me. Pop! Pop! Pop!

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And we want history too.
Proper history.

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The kids at home should learn
something.

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And what about this other man?
The quirky character?

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- He's a doctor.
- A doctor?
- Mm-hmm.

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He should be a doctor,
don't you think?

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Makes him an authority figure,
Sorta, kinda reassuring.

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So, what do you think?

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Look, Sydney, I'd love to work with
you again. Really I would.

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It's just...

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I gave myself a year.
Get on in TV or get out...

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Hey, hey, hey, hey.

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I don't want you to
be my assistant again, kid!

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I want you to produce it!

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Produce it?

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Sure. They've never had a female
producer here! Sit down!

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You're just what this place needs!

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- Someone with piss and
vinegar in their veins!
- Thanks! I think.

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- I did a show called
Pathfinders at ITV. You see it?
- Um...

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We had an old guy as the hero.
A grumpy old guy.

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That's what we want here.

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Wait for it! Attention!

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Oh, my stars!
What did I do to deserve you lot?

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Drivel.

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- We'll make her a skirt...
- No-one rung?

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- Not since you last asked.
- All right.

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- Five minutes ago.
- All right, all right!

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You've only been out of work
a couple of weeks.

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Well, I'm not built
for lazing around, am I?

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I've got to graft
or I'll go round the twist.

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What about that play?

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Another ruddy army part! No fear.
That's all they ever offer me.

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Crooks and perishing
Sergeant Majors!

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But that's how casting people
see you, isn't it, love?
Authority figures.

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♪ - My grandfather's a funny 'un... ♪
- Don't do that.

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♪ He's got a face
like a pickled onion. ♪

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- Stop it! Bloody rubbish.
- Bill! Not in front of Judi.

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♪ - My Grandfather's a funny 'un. ♪
- I said stop it!

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Why are you always so grumpy, Sampa?

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What? What's it got to
do with you?  Silly girl!

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Judi? Judi-poodi, darling?
For goodness' sake, Bill!

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- Go after her!
- I told the girl once.
What's wrong with her?

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- Cloth-ears?
- Urgh! Don't you like being successful?

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That's not success! I'm legitimate!
A legitimate character actor

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of the stage and film!
This is variety!

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I only asked.

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What about Leslie French?
He'd be marvelous.

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He's working with Visconti.
Gave us a polite no.

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- Cyril Cusack?
- A less polite no.

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- Ahem.
- Can I help you?

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I think you're in my office.

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That's a rather interesting
way of looking at it.

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- I'm rather an interesting person.
- I don't doubt it. Rex Tucker.

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I'm looking after Doctor Who.

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Pending the appointment
of the permanent producer.

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- Oh. Is he with you?
- You're looking at him.

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- I keep coming back to Hugh David.
- Who?

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He was in Knight Errant on ITV.
Lovely actor.

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Not old enough for the Doctor,
surely?

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Well, we don't want Grandpa Moses,
do we?

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We need someone who can play older.

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The shooting schedule's going to
be pretty punishing.

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- I've got some ideas.
- I'll call Hugh. See what he thinks.

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I'd rather you didn't.
Is that a fact? Waste of time!

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We need someone like Frank
Morgan in the Wizard Of Oz.

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He's dead.

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- Rex... And American.
- I said "like".

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Well, perhaps
we should all sleep on it.

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After all, it took them
months to find Scarlet O'Hara!

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Um...dear lady, may I have a word?

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Hello?

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Yes.

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Oh, yes?

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Is it right you were Sydney's

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production assistant
on the other channel? Yes.

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So this is quite a promotion.

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Apparently.
Bound to ruffle a few feathers.

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If feathers don't ruffle,
nothing flies.

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This show is going to be a terrific
challenge, you know.

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Outer space. Time travel.

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In the first script,
they go back to the Stone Age.

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You'll need all
the help you can get.

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So, Rex is going to act
as a sort of mentor to you.

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A ship can't have two captains.

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- Dear lady...
- Please don't call me that.
- Sorry.

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And what about you, Mervyn?
What's your function?

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I'm to be your sort of
technical boffin.

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Help you through
the mire of all this.

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Sydney obviously thinks he's got
the right person for the job.

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That's what he wants for
Doctor Who.

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Someone with piss
and vinegar in their veins.

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- Did he say that?
- He's very blunt.

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Yes.

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Look, all I'm saying is, dear la...

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Verity. All I'm saying is that
experience is not a dirty word.

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Don't fight us.

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Perhaps you could add a few drops
of warm beer in with your...

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- Piss and...
- Mixture. Just for the time being.

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Well. We'd better clear out,
we'll have the news team in here.

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That's clever.

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So they don't have to look down
at their words all the time.

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Yes. Quite a wheeze.

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Someone'll make a fortune
out of that.

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- I suppose so. Shame I didn't
get to the patent office faster.
- Why?

187
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I invented it!

188
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Well, have a look at it, Bill.

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It certainly sounds different.

190
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And it's an old man part, you know.
Is it?

191
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Yeah! It's like This Sporting Life.

192
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Well, I love playing older!

193
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I know.

194
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Well? What next?

195
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He's going to set up a meeting. He
sounded ever so upbeat on the phone.

196
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He says it's a smashing role.

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For the BBC.

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Yeah, yeah...

199
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and it's for kiddies!

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Come on, Stumpy!

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Off to Madame Bovary.

202
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Well, I'm sure he'll be
happier away from us.

203
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- Any news from the design department?
- They're not being very helpful, I'm afraid.

204
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What is this?!
What're we going to do with this?

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Stone Age Man going, "Ug"!
It's crazy!

206
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Cavemen and doctors and
disappearing bloody police boxes!

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- What're we going to do?
- Waris Hussein. Our director.

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- Verity.
- Hi.

209
00:16:39,383 --> 00:16:41,350
What have you just been working on?

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Er, Compact.

211
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Oh. High art indeed.

212
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Shut up.

213
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Don't people say "Ug" in Compact?

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Frequently.
Mostly after a liquid lunch.

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The cavemen script is the only
one ready to go.

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We have to start with it.

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Right, and where are we shooting?

218
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Lime Grove. Studio D.

219
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Oh, God, not there!
We can't do anything there.

220
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It's a broom cupboard.
It's smaller on the inside.

221
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It's the wrong shape and the
sprinklers go off when it gets hot.

222
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Well, you'll make it brilliantly,
won't you?

223
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Oh. I see. Simple as that.

224
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It'll never work.

225
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When do we start?

226
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Excuse me.

227
00:17:40,802 --> 00:17:42,095
Excuse me.

228
00:17:43,347 --> 00:17:44,839
Hello?

229
00:17:44,849 --> 00:17:46,590
Yes, sir? Gin and tonic...

230
00:17:46,601 --> 00:17:48,509
Vodka and tonic
and a red wine, please.

231
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Sorry, love, I'm serving...

232
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Vodka and tonic
and a red wine, please.

233
00:17:52,482 --> 00:17:54,307
Vodka tonic, red wine.

234
00:17:54,317 --> 00:17:57,696
Thank you.
I'd have been stood here all night.

235
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"We are all strangers
in a strange land."

236
00:18:04,078 --> 00:18:05,319
Very profound.

237
00:18:05,330 --> 00:18:10,575
Isn't it? You'll find
I'm generally pretty profound.

238
00:18:10,586 --> 00:18:13,454
- I wish I had your front.
- I wish I had your behind.

239
00:18:13,464 --> 00:18:15,863
- Shh! Like a little peach.
- Shut up!

240
00:18:19,846 --> 00:18:23,006
Don't be fooled, Waris.
That's all it is.

241
00:18:23,016 --> 00:18:26,093
Front.
Inside, I'm shaking like a leaf.

242
00:18:26,103 --> 00:18:29,054
I'm here by the skin
of my bloody teeth.

243
00:18:29,064 --> 00:18:31,349
First Indian director
this place has ever had.

244
00:18:31,359 --> 00:18:34,393
So, we've got to stick together,
haven't we?

245
00:18:34,404 --> 00:18:37,397
Make our little show work.
That'll teach them.

246
00:18:37,408 --> 00:18:39,900
Who? The old guard.

247
00:18:39,910 --> 00:18:44,666
This - sea of fag smoke,
tweed and sweaty men.

248
00:18:47,169 --> 00:18:49,452
Not that I'm knocking sweaty men.

249
00:18:49,463 --> 00:18:50,714
I should hope not.

250
00:18:51,966 --> 00:18:56,543
Listen, I overheard a couple of old
horrors standing by the tea urn.

251
00:18:56,554 --> 00:19:00,840
They said, "Well, she didn't get
here standing up, did she?"

252
00:19:00,850 --> 00:19:02,258
Sydney's bit of fluff, am I?

253
00:19:02,268 --> 00:19:04,428
Well, that seems to be
the impression.

254
00:19:04,438 --> 00:19:06,555
How else could you get
a promotion like this?

255
00:19:06,565 --> 00:19:07,889
A promotion like what?

256
00:19:07,900 --> 00:19:11,060
I'm trying to recreate
the Stone Age with Airfix glue

257
00:19:11,070 --> 00:19:12,687
and bloody BacoFoil!

258
00:19:12,697 --> 00:19:14,438
We're trying to.

259
00:19:14,449 --> 00:19:15,941
Yes. Sorry.

260
00:19:15,951 --> 00:19:20,154
Here's to us. The posh wog!

261
00:19:20,164 --> 00:19:22,625
And the pushy Jewish bird!

262
00:19:23,709 --> 00:19:25,963
- L'chaim!
- Cheers.

263
00:19:26,797 --> 00:19:29,925
- We could have our own series!
- We do!

264
00:19:31,301 --> 00:19:35,295
I don't want any of this muck,
thanks very much. I'll have a drink.

265
00:19:35,306 --> 00:19:36,380
Right.

266
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:38,132
You the director, son?

267
00:19:38,143 --> 00:19:39,592
Yes.

268
00:19:39,602 --> 00:19:41,719
Hardly out of the cradle,
the pair of you.

269
00:19:41,729 --> 00:19:45,048
Right. Let's talk turkey.

270
00:19:45,058 --> 00:19:48,311
- I'm not sure about this. Not sure at all.
- No?

271
00:19:48,321 --> 00:19:51,147
Apart from anything else, I don't
want to take on another long run.

272
00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,440
Had enough of that on
The Army Game. Nearly killed me.

273
00:19:53,451 --> 00:19:55,694
Weekly bloody rep!
Would you like to order drinks?

274
00:19:55,704 --> 00:19:59,072
Whiskey and soda.
Chopee, chopee.

275
00:19:59,082 --> 00:20:02,201
Whose idea was all this?
That fella from ITV?

276
00:20:02,211 --> 00:20:04,620
Sydney Newman, yes.

277
00:20:04,630 --> 00:20:08,041
But so many people have been
at the birth of the thing,
we'd be here all day...

278
00:20:11,263 --> 00:20:13,547
Tell me about the characters.

279
00:20:13,557 --> 00:20:15,215
Two school teachers.

280
00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:18,886
Ian and Barbara. They're intrigued
about one of their pupils.

281
00:20:18,897 --> 00:20:20,930
A young girl called Susan.

282
00:20:20,940 --> 00:20:25,518
She seems to have impossible
knowledge for a girl from 1963.

283
00:20:25,529 --> 00:20:31,900
So the schoolteachers follow her
home. But "home" is a junkyard...

284
00:20:31,911 --> 00:20:34,737
Yes, yes, yes. Scripts.
I need to see scripts.

285
00:20:34,748 --> 00:20:37,949
Oh, they're going wonderfully.
Wonderfully!

286
00:20:37,959 --> 00:20:43,622
The BBC are really excited about
the show. They're throwing...

287
00:20:43,632 --> 00:20:47,585
everything at it.
State of the art facilities.

288
00:20:47,595 --> 00:20:51,048
How do they get about?
Flying saucer or something?

289
00:20:51,058 --> 00:20:55,260
Ours is a space and time machine
that can blend in with
its background.

290
00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:58,139
You mean it's covered in
invisible paint or something?

291
00:20:58,149 --> 00:21:00,808
No, no...
it adapts to suit its environment.

292
00:21:00,818 --> 00:21:02,727
It gets stuck in one shape.

293
00:21:02,738 --> 00:21:04,270
A police box. A police box?

294
00:21:04,281 --> 00:21:08,525
How gorgeous would that be?
An ordinary 20th-century object

295
00:21:08,536 --> 00:21:11,653
on the surface of an alien planet!
Fantastic!

296
00:21:11,664 --> 00:21:15,950
- And the opening titles are like
nothing you've ever seen.
- Yes.

297
00:21:15,961 --> 00:21:18,327
You see, if you point
a camera down its own monitor,

298
00:21:18,338 --> 00:21:20,914
it creates the most wonderful
shapes, patterns...

299
00:21:20,925 --> 00:21:23,417
Like mirrors, endlessly reflecting.

300
00:21:23,427 --> 00:21:26,212
Swooping and pulsing,
like butterfly wings.

301
00:21:26,222 --> 00:21:28,214
Maybe I could be in them?

302
00:21:28,224 --> 00:21:31,843
Just pop in front of the camera
would you, Tony?

303
00:21:31,854 --> 00:21:34,064
Let's see how that looks.

304
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:42,105
Oh, Christ, no! That's terrifying!

305
00:21:42,115 --> 00:21:45,275
..and wait till you hear the music,

306
00:21:45,285 --> 00:21:48,570
we're using the latest technology.

307
00:21:48,581 --> 00:21:50,155
How did you do it?

308
00:21:50,166 --> 00:21:52,199
Brian's house keys.

309
00:21:54,045 --> 00:21:55,828
And what about the Doctor himself?

310
00:21:55,839 --> 00:21:58,373
He's something like 600 years old.

311
00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:01,418
Looks like a senile old man
but he's tough.

312
00:22:01,428 --> 00:22:03,879
Tough and wiry like an old turkey.

313
00:22:03,890 --> 00:22:09,009
It's what you do so well,
Mr Hartnell. Stern and scary...

314
00:22:09,020 --> 00:22:12,639
- but with a twinkle.
- Trust me, Bill.
You're perfect for it.

315
00:22:12,649 --> 00:22:14,641
No-one will be able to resist you.

316
00:22:14,651 --> 00:22:16,101
You really think so?

317
00:22:16,112 --> 00:22:19,605
CS Lewis meets HG Wells
meets Father Christmas.

318
00:22:19,615 --> 00:22:21,024
That's the Doctor.

319
00:22:21,034 --> 00:22:22,911
Doctor who, hmm?

320
00:22:24,829 --> 00:22:27,948
Come on, big smiles!

321
00:22:27,958 --> 00:22:29,668
And again.

322
00:22:30,753 --> 00:22:33,913
Come on, big smiles.
Cheers! Lovely.

323
00:22:33,923 --> 00:22:36,082
Come on, one more.

324
00:22:36,092 --> 00:22:37,459
Lovely stuff. That's it!

325
00:22:37,469 --> 00:22:39,711
You're a brick for doing this.

326
00:22:39,721 --> 00:22:44,091
Contractually obliged, darling.
No, no! I mean the show.

327
00:22:44,102 --> 00:22:48,470
You'll all give it such gravitas.
Thank you.

328
00:22:48,481 --> 00:22:50,739
So, what do you make of him?

329
00:22:50,750 --> 00:22:53,393
Oh, I've always been a fan.
Wonderful screen actor.

330
00:22:53,403 --> 00:22:55,771
He frightens the life out of me.

331
00:22:55,781 --> 00:22:58,023
I think he's sweet. Bless him.

332
00:22:58,033 --> 00:23:00,912
Bless him?
He's not as old as he looks.

333
00:23:01,996 --> 00:23:05,197
Must've had a tough life.

334
00:23:05,208 --> 00:23:07,242
Are you okay?

335
00:23:07,252 --> 00:23:09,202
Scared to death! Me too.

336
00:23:09,213 --> 00:23:11,706
How about one of just
the three of you then?

337
00:23:11,716 --> 00:23:13,666
Oh, well. Goodbye, real world!

338
00:23:13,676 --> 00:23:15,928
One more.

339
00:23:20,767 --> 00:23:21,925
Patience.

340
00:23:21,935 --> 00:23:25,637
I have the patience of a saint.
But it's wearing very thin!

341
00:23:25,648 --> 00:23:28,683
We need the inside of the TARDIS
right now!

342
00:23:28,693 --> 00:23:30,143
I'm busy.

343
00:23:30,153 --> 00:23:32,770
You'll get your time machine
when I can find a moment...

344
00:23:32,781 --> 00:23:35,274
Too busy for a children's
programme, is that it?

345
00:23:35,284 --> 00:23:36,535
Patience.

346
00:23:41,249 --> 00:23:47,662
"If you could touch the alien sand
and listen to the sound of..."

347
00:23:47,673 --> 00:23:49,581
Bugger!

348
00:23:49,591 --> 00:23:55,754
"If you could touch the alien sand
and hear the cry of strange birds

349
00:23:55,765 --> 00:23:59,634
"and watch them wheel in
another sky, would that satisfy you?

350
00:23:59,644 --> 00:24:04,765
"Susan and I are cut off
from our own people.

351
00:24:04,775 --> 00:24:10,646
"But one day we shall get back.
Yes. One day.

352
00:24:10,657 --> 00:24:11,897
"One day."

353
00:24:11,908 --> 00:24:15,402
- Who's Susan?
- My granddaughter.

354
00:24:15,412 --> 00:24:17,904
I'm your granddaughter.

355
00:24:17,915 --> 00:24:20,908
Yes. Yes, of course you are, darling.

356
00:24:20,918 --> 00:24:25,789
But she's my granddaughter in the
story I'm doing on the television.

357
00:24:25,799 --> 00:24:29,042
I play a funny old man
who lives inside a magic box.

358
00:24:29,052 --> 00:24:31,754
Like a jack-in-the-box, Sampa?

359
00:24:31,764 --> 00:24:33,755
A little like that, yes.

360
00:24:33,766 --> 00:24:39,679
But, this is a machine in disguise.
A time machine.

361
00:24:39,689 --> 00:24:42,683
Do you know how to fly
a time machine, Sampa?

362
00:24:42,693 --> 00:24:48,439
Hm? Yes! Yes, of course I do!
You'll see.

363
00:24:48,449 --> 00:24:50,941
You'll see
when I'm on the television.

364
00:24:50,952 --> 00:24:55,155
We'll be going back through history
to meet kings and queens.

365
00:24:55,165 --> 00:24:56,906
And off to distant planets

366
00:24:56,917 --> 00:25:00,411
where the Doctor will have
all kinds of adventures.

367
00:25:00,421 --> 00:25:01,995
The Doctor?

368
00:25:02,006 --> 00:25:04,499
He's the old man I'm playing.

369
00:25:04,509 --> 00:25:08,471
A doctor?
Does he make people better?

370
00:25:13,519 --> 00:25:19,515
No! I have... Don't you think you're
being rather high-handed, young man?

371
00:25:19,525 --> 00:25:21,810
You thought you saw a young girl
enter the yard.

372
00:25:21,820 --> 00:25:24,354
You imagine you heard music
or her voice?

373
00:25:24,364 --> 00:25:28,192
You believe she might be in there?
Not very substantial, is it?

374
00:25:28,202 --> 00:25:29,777
But why won't you help us?

375
00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:33,823
I'm not hindering you.
You intrude here....

376
00:25:33,834 --> 00:25:37,827
- He's tetchy as hell.
- ..start making accusations
and implications.

377
00:25:37,837 --> 00:25:39,955
If you both want to make
fools of yourselves,

378
00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,740
I suggest you do what
you said you'd do.

379
00:25:41,751 --> 00:25:47,071
Go and ask a policeman...
Bugger! Fetch a policeman.

380
00:25:47,081 --> 00:25:50,133
While you nip off quietly
in the other direction, I suppose.

381
00:25:50,144 --> 00:25:51,635
Come on, Barbara.

382
00:25:51,645 --> 00:25:54,512
What are you doing out there,
Grandfather?

383
00:25:54,523 --> 00:25:57,641
Go back inside! Shut the door!
Shut that door!

384
00:25:57,652 --> 00:25:59,018
Barbara!

385
00:25:59,028 --> 00:26:00,363
OK! OK, everyone.

386
00:26:01,406 --> 00:26:05,567
Fantastic. That's where we stop the
tape and go inside the spaceship.

387
00:26:05,577 --> 00:26:06,819
When it's built!

388
00:26:06,829 --> 00:26:08,362
OK. Good. Well done.

389
00:26:08,372 --> 00:26:09,655
Everyone happy?

390
00:26:09,665 --> 00:26:13,159
No, I'm not happy. Not at all.
Er, Miss Lambert.

391
00:26:13,170 --> 00:26:14,744
A word, if you please.

392
00:26:14,754 --> 00:26:16,996
Coffee? Good idea. Thank you.

393
00:26:17,006 --> 00:26:21,501
The set for the machine? TARDIS?

394
00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,212
When is it arriving?

395
00:26:23,223 --> 00:26:26,090
There's, er, there's been
a...delay.

396
00:26:26,100 --> 00:26:31,263
It won't do. It just won't do.
I don't know how I'm expected to cope

397
00:26:31,273 --> 00:26:33,890
with all the technical gibberish
I have to spout

398
00:26:33,900 --> 00:26:36,644
without a bloody set to work on.
I'm sorry, Bill.

399
00:26:36,654 --> 00:26:41,316
I need time to plot out
all the buttons, you see.

400
00:26:41,326 --> 00:26:45,069
- Buttons?
- On the controls!
All the switches and dials.

401
00:26:45,080 --> 00:26:47,489
I need to know what they all do.

402
00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,992
What if I press something
to open the doors

403
00:26:50,002 --> 00:26:52,495
and the next week
I use it to blow us all up!

404
00:26:52,505 --> 00:26:54,330
You must see that?

405
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:57,668
The children will spot it, you see,
if we try and fudge it.

406
00:26:57,678 --> 00:27:00,378
And we must discuss my character.

407
00:27:00,389 --> 00:27:01,755
Absolutely.

408
00:27:01,765 --> 00:27:04,884
He's too abrasive.
Too nasty. Do you see?

409
00:27:04,894 --> 00:27:07,928
Where's that twinkle
you talked about?

410
00:27:07,939 --> 00:27:10,807
The thing that made me
so right for it?

411
00:27:10,817 --> 00:27:13,142
I... Oh, Sydney!

412
00:27:13,153 --> 00:27:15,813
Sydney Newman, Head Of Drama,

413
00:27:15,823 --> 00:27:18,690
let me introduce you to
Mr William Hartnell.

414
00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:22,278
Right! Our Doctor! Great choice.

415
00:27:22,289 --> 00:27:25,115
I'm a big fan. Big fan.

416
00:27:25,126 --> 00:27:28,368
Oh, thank you.
But I do need to discuss...

417
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:32,456
What was that terrific war picture,
you were in? What was that?

418
00:27:32,467 --> 00:27:35,876
Well, I've done a few.
The Way Ahead?

419
00:27:35,887 --> 00:27:39,339
Yeah! Hell of a picture.
You were sensational!

420
00:27:39,349 --> 00:27:41,174
Oh! Do you really think so?

421
00:27:41,184 --> 00:27:43,969
Oh, yes. Absolutely extraordinary.

422
00:27:43,980 --> 00:27:47,984
I did get some very nice notices.
Yes.

423
00:27:50,862 --> 00:27:53,605
Was that before or after
Brighton Rock?

424
00:27:53,616 --> 00:27:55,357
Oh, before...

425
00:27:55,367 --> 00:27:59,445
Of course!
You were in Brighton Rock! Wow!

426
00:27:59,456 --> 00:28:01,322
What a performance!

427
00:28:01,332 --> 00:28:04,534
Oh. Well. Ha-ha. You're very kind.

428
00:28:04,545 --> 00:28:08,705
It should have led to much bigger
and better things, you know,

429
00:28:08,715 --> 00:28:10,791
but, erm...I wasn't blessed.

430
00:28:10,802 --> 00:28:14,170
Not blessed? What the hell
are you talking about?

431
00:28:14,180 --> 00:28:17,883
Of course you're blessed. You're
going to be Doctor Who, aren't you?

432
00:28:17,894 --> 00:28:23,305
- Well, yes...
- Perfect choice for my little show.
My idea anyway.

433
00:28:23,316 --> 00:28:26,642
That's what I do. Ideas!
One day I came into ITV.

434
00:28:26,652 --> 00:28:28,061
"I got an idea," I said.

435
00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:31,063
"The Avengers!"
"What's it about?" they said.

436
00:28:31,074 --> 00:28:34,651
"How the hell should I know,"
I said. "But what a title!"

437
00:28:34,662 --> 00:28:35,746
Pop! Pop! Pop!

438
00:28:39,083 --> 00:28:44,162
You, sir, are going to make
a huge impact with this character.

439
00:28:44,173 --> 00:28:46,956
I am?

440
00:28:46,967 --> 00:28:50,794
Only a movie star could do it.
So nuanced.

441
00:28:50,805 --> 00:28:52,546
So many layers.

442
00:28:52,557 --> 00:28:57,343
Well, you know. One tries.

443
00:28:57,354 --> 00:29:00,138
And these kids are perfect for it.

444
00:29:00,148 --> 00:29:04,142
You couldn't be in safer hands.
Fun! Energy!

445
00:29:04,153 --> 00:29:05,863
Youth! Pop! Pop! Pop!

446
00:29:06,948 --> 00:29:08,324
Freaks.

447
00:29:09,868 --> 00:29:11,359
Thank you so much, Sydney.

448
00:29:11,369 --> 00:29:13,487
You've no idea
what a difference it makes...

449
00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:17,699
Be a producer, Verity.
Find a way to deal with this stuff.

450
00:29:17,709 --> 00:29:19,545
Or are you out of your depth?

451
00:29:40,986 --> 00:29:42,780
What are you doing?

452
00:29:46,367 --> 00:29:49,652
Being patient. What?
I can be very patient.

453
00:29:49,662 --> 00:29:53,031
- You can't stay here!
- Now, what shall we talk about?
I've got all day.

454
00:29:53,041 --> 00:29:55,075
Don't be ridiculous!

455
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:59,705
The Old Curiosity Shop!
The Roman Forum!

456
00:29:59,715 --> 00:30:02,666
The Hanging Gardens Of Babylon!

457
00:30:02,676 --> 00:30:05,628
Symphonies in pencil and ink.

458
00:30:05,639 --> 00:30:09,685
So, surely you can turn your hand
to my teeny little time machine?

459
00:30:12,813 --> 00:30:16,057
Just turn that blazing talent
of yours to my little kiddies' show

460
00:30:16,067 --> 00:30:17,725
and who knows what might happen?

461
00:30:17,735 --> 00:30:19,445
Won't take you more than
half an hour.

462
00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:22,981
You are a very trying woman.

463
00:30:22,991 --> 00:30:25,285
Then I'll get out of your hair.

464
00:30:31,418 --> 00:30:33,993
Maybe the muse will be with you!

465
00:30:34,004 --> 00:30:38,467
Maybe it will be the best thing
you've ever thought of.

466
00:30:39,552 --> 00:30:42,012
Very well! Very well!

467
00:30:43,473 --> 00:30:45,465
Here. Here, madam.

468
00:30:45,475 --> 00:30:47,769
Here's your bloody TARDIS!

469
00:31:09,377 --> 00:31:11,369
Turned out rather well, hasn't it?

470
00:31:11,379 --> 00:31:13,955
Through the cupboard doors
and into Narnia!

471
00:31:13,965 --> 00:31:16,583
It's too bloody big.
Takes up half the studio.

472
00:31:16,594 --> 00:31:18,210
Yes, yes?

473
00:31:18,220 --> 00:31:20,712
Yes, yes, Waris, I heard him.
Thank you.

474
00:31:20,723 --> 00:31:24,008
Right. Can you pass me my script,
please?

475
00:31:24,018 --> 00:31:27,053
This is ridiculous!
Sorry, boys and girls.

476
00:31:27,063 --> 00:31:30,140
He says he won't have
his teeth blacked out, Guv.

477
00:31:30,150 --> 00:31:34,186
Dougie, it's 100,000 BC!
Yeah, I know.

478
00:31:34,197 --> 00:31:35,563
It's the Tribe Of Gum.

479
00:31:35,573 --> 00:31:37,815
He says he got them whitened
to get onto the telly.

480
00:31:37,825 --> 00:31:40,860
Well, does it matter?
We only see his bloody shadow.

481
00:31:40,871 --> 00:31:42,904
I'll do it! What?

482
00:31:42,914 --> 00:31:44,823
I don't mind blacking my teeth.

483
00:31:44,834 --> 00:31:47,951
I've already got sand fleas in my
Y-fronts. Can't get much worse.

484
00:31:47,962 --> 00:31:51,289
OK, stout man!
I think we're sorted then, Guv.

485
00:31:51,299 --> 00:31:52,915
Thank you, Duggie.

486
00:31:52,926 --> 00:31:54,834
Red light, bell...

487
00:31:54,844 --> 00:31:57,254
OK, into position, everyone,

488
00:31:57,264 --> 00:32:00,350
and roll to record in 15...

489
00:32:02,312 --> 00:32:05,440
God, it's hot in here.
Anyone else hot? Yeah.

490
00:32:06,942 --> 00:32:08,975
Can we do something about the heat?

491
00:32:08,986 --> 00:32:11,644
I thought he'd be used to it. What?

492
00:32:11,655 --> 00:32:15,065
Nothing. Watch it, Arthur.

493
00:32:15,076 --> 00:32:18,068
Five minutes, chum.
Then they turn the lights out.

494
00:32:18,079 --> 00:32:19,821
Them's the rules.

495
00:32:19,831 --> 00:32:21,781
OK, everyone. Quiet, please.

496
00:32:21,791 --> 00:32:23,334
Quiet!

497
00:32:24,378 --> 00:32:27,298
Five...four...three...

498
00:32:40,687 --> 00:32:44,974
OK, come in to camera one, on one.

499
00:32:44,984 --> 00:32:46,820
OK, clear two.

500
00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:53,317
These people are known to you,
I believe.

501
00:32:53,327 --> 00:32:55,068
What are you doing here?

502
00:32:55,079 --> 00:32:56,778
They're two of my schoolteachers.

503
00:32:56,789 --> 00:33:00,032
Is that your excuse for this
unwarrantable...

504
00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:02,368
Unwarranted intrusion?

505
00:33:02,378 --> 00:33:05,205
You had no right to invite them here.

506
00:33:05,215 --> 00:33:07,123
I blame you for this, Susan.

507
00:33:07,134 --> 00:33:09,001
You will insist on...
OK, come in on, er...

508
00:33:09,012 --> 00:33:10,386
Come in on three.

509
00:33:10,396 --> 00:33:12,421
- I warned you.
- But, Grandfather, I...

510
00:33:12,432 --> 00:33:15,342
- Is this really where you live, Susan?
- Yes!

511
00:33:15,352 --> 00:33:18,219
On three. Coming on one.

512
00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:19,637
It was just a box!

513
00:33:19,648 --> 00:33:22,057
On one, on three.

514
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:23,235
Come in on two.

515
00:33:24,278 --> 00:33:27,146
You see, I knew this would happen.

516
00:33:27,157 --> 00:33:28,564
Move the camera.

517
00:33:28,575 --> 00:33:30,233
Get hold of the cable!
Get the cable!

518
00:33:30,243 --> 00:33:33,236
Move the bloody camera!
Arthur, what the hell is he doing?

519
00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:35,072
Why doesn't he have a go?

520
00:33:35,082 --> 00:33:38,367
Now we are here, I'd just like to...

521
00:33:38,378 --> 00:33:40,161
I know this is absurd, but...

522
00:33:41,756 --> 00:33:44,332
The doors!
What's happening to the doors?

523
00:33:44,343 --> 00:33:46,668
It moves. The TARDIS can go
anywhere.

524
00:33:46,678 --> 00:33:49,296
TARDIS? I don't know what
you mean, Susan.

525
00:33:49,307 --> 00:33:51,465
I made up TARDIS from the initials.

526
00:33:51,475 --> 00:33:55,261
Time And Relative Dimensions
In Space.

527
00:33:55,272 --> 00:33:57,639
I thought you'd both realise
when you came inside

528
00:33:57,649 --> 00:34:00,361
and saw the different
dimensions from outside.

529
00:34:01,404 --> 00:34:03,770
What's... What's happening to
the bloody doors?

530
00:34:03,781 --> 00:34:07,942
A thing that looks like a police
box, stuck in a junk yard,

531
00:34:07,952 --> 00:34:11,905
can move anywhere in time and space?

532
00:34:11,915 --> 00:34:14,282
Oh, Susan, don't be ridiculous!

533
00:34:14,293 --> 00:34:16,159
Oh, Christ,
stiff as Scotchman's wallet!

534
00:34:16,169 --> 00:34:18,621
But you are one of us.
You look like us.

535
00:34:18,631 --> 00:34:20,122
You sound like us.

536
00:34:20,133 --> 00:34:22,928
I was born in the 49th century.

537
00:34:27,432 --> 00:34:28,601
Oh...

538
00:34:32,104 --> 00:34:34,649
Covers! Get the covers!

539
00:34:36,359 --> 00:34:38,559
Everybody out.

540
00:34:38,570 --> 00:34:40,312
Am I on yet?

541
00:34:40,322 --> 00:34:42,022
Anyone?

542
00:34:42,032 --> 00:34:43,909
I've done me teeth.

543
00:34:45,495 --> 00:34:48,446
Wish I knew what bloody
dimension I was in.

544
00:34:48,456 --> 00:34:50,291
Hello?

545
00:34:51,293 --> 00:34:53,076
Hello?

546
00:34:53,086 --> 00:34:54,171
Anyone?

547
00:35:03,974 --> 00:35:07,426
TV: No, my child, we both know
we cannot let our secret loose

548
00:35:07,436 --> 00:35:09,511
into the world
of the 20th century.

549
00:35:09,522 --> 00:35:11,596
But you can't keep them
prisoner here!

550
00:35:11,607 --> 00:35:13,349
He can't keep us prisoners anywhere.

551
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:15,726
I cannot let you go, schoolteacher.

552
00:35:15,737 --> 00:35:18,772
Whether you believe what you have
been told is of no importance.

553
00:35:18,782 --> 00:35:21,775
You and your companion would be
footprints in a time

554
00:35:21,785 --> 00:35:23,652
we were not supposed to walk.

555
00:35:23,662 --> 00:35:26,572
If I have to use force to get
out of here, I will, you know.

556
00:35:26,582 --> 00:35:29,575
Maybe we've stumbled on something
beyond our understanding.

557
00:35:29,585 --> 00:35:31,828
Oh, why did you come here, why?!

558
00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:33,454
Grandfather, no!

559
00:35:33,465 --> 00:35:35,415
No, you don't!

560
00:35:35,425 --> 00:35:37,543
Oh, stop it! Let him go!

561
00:35:37,553 --> 00:35:39,503
Let me go!

562
00:35:43,977 --> 00:35:45,645
Let's go to lunch.

563
00:36:02,331 --> 00:36:03,697
Not hungry?

564
00:36:03,708 --> 00:36:06,575
Don't seem to have much of
an appetite.

565
00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:07,878
Not surprised.

566
00:36:10,257 --> 00:36:12,665
I should fire the pair of you.

567
00:36:12,676 --> 00:36:16,931
Right. Take out the reference to
the future time they've come from.

568
00:36:17,932 --> 00:36:22,134
The 49th Century? Too specific.
It's Doctor Who, remember.

569
00:36:22,145 --> 00:36:26,264
And the old guy's too nasty.
He should be cuter. Funnier.

570
00:36:26,275 --> 00:36:30,185
And the kid needs to be cheeky too.
Like a regular teenager.

571
00:36:30,195 --> 00:36:31,854
Did you like any of it?

572
00:36:31,864 --> 00:36:35,107
Not much. Hate the opening titles.
You're joking?

573
00:36:35,118 --> 00:36:37,777
Too weird. It's sensational!
Just because it's new.

574
00:36:37,788 --> 00:36:41,500
Hey! Hey! I like new.
I do new, remember?!

575
00:36:43,210 --> 00:36:46,411
It's too scary for the kids.

576
00:36:46,422 --> 00:36:48,580
I-I thought we were trying
to scare them.

577
00:36:48,591 --> 00:36:52,335
Scare them, not traumatise them!
Change it.

578
00:36:52,345 --> 00:36:54,128
Over my dead body.

579
00:36:54,138 --> 00:36:55,599
It can be arranged.

580
00:37:01,397 --> 00:37:05,224
It'll cost. And they'll crucify me
for it.

581
00:37:05,234 --> 00:37:06,726
What?

582
00:37:06,737 --> 00:37:08,405
Do the whole thing again.

583
00:37:13,828 --> 00:37:15,527
I'm not right for the part.

584
00:37:15,538 --> 00:37:18,364
Bill... Just not right for it.
It... It isn't me. Bill!

585
00:37:18,375 --> 00:37:22,870
Isn't me at all! Listen to me.
Sydney thought it was good.

586
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:25,341
He's over the moon! I let you down.

587
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,721
You let me down?

588
00:37:32,181 --> 00:37:34,366
You were right. You were so right.

589
00:37:34,376 --> 00:37:36,676
Look, we've made the Doctor
too abrasive.

590
00:37:36,687 --> 00:37:38,445
We need much more of you in him.

591
00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:42,140
Much more charm and warmth
and twinkle.

592
00:37:42,150 --> 00:37:44,818
You knew it, I couldn't see it.

593
00:37:45,778 --> 00:37:47,561
You sure you've got the right man?

594
00:37:47,571 --> 00:37:49,156
Of course I am.

595
00:37:54,034 --> 00:37:55,943
I'm-I'm frightened, you see,

596
00:37:55,953 --> 00:38:01,572
I've...never really done
anything like this before.

597
00:38:01,582 --> 00:38:06,920
The...pressure, the schedule
and all those ruddy words...

598
00:38:09,255 --> 00:38:11,174
I'm here for you, Bill.

599
00:38:13,675 --> 00:38:15,302
Promise?

600
00:38:16,553 --> 00:38:17,887
Every step.

601
00:38:26,977 --> 00:38:28,312
Right...

602
00:38:31,482 --> 00:38:35,766
- I've got to tell the others now.
- Time and tide wait for no man, eh?

603
00:38:35,776 --> 00:38:39,738
Time and space, Bill.
And they wait for no woman either.

604
00:38:50,163 --> 00:38:51,445
I'm not hindering you.

605
00:38:51,456 --> 00:38:53,989
If you both want to make
fools of yourselves,

606
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:56,199
I suggest you do what you
said you'd do.

607
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:57,825
Go and find a policeman.

608
00:38:57,836 --> 00:39:01,329
Clear three, clear three.

609
00:39:01,339 --> 00:39:03,622
Move to shot two. Tighter on two.

610
00:39:03,632 --> 00:39:05,623
I shall be here when you get back.

611
00:39:05,634 --> 00:39:08,293
I want to see your faces
when you try and explain...

612
00:39:08,303 --> 00:39:09,751
Tighter on one.

613
00:39:09,762 --> 00:39:12,462
..Chesserman... Chesterton.

614
00:39:12,473 --> 00:39:14,589
He got the name wrong.
He got the name wrong.

615
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,799
Can we go back? Can we go back?

616
00:39:16,809 --> 00:39:19,092
We've already stopped recording
three times.

617
00:39:19,103 --> 00:39:20,969
Only one more edit allowed, son.

618
00:39:20,980 --> 00:39:23,637
Thank you, Mervyn.
Four edits in the whole show!

619
00:39:23,648 --> 00:39:26,223
It's so bloody primitive!

620
00:39:26,234 --> 00:39:29,018
Young man speak truth!
BBC equipment from Stone Age!

621
00:39:29,028 --> 00:39:32,311
We have no choice, do we?
Onwards, Waris. Onwards!

622
00:39:32,322 --> 00:39:33,688
OK, stand by one

623
00:39:33,698 --> 00:39:35,606
Oh, no, Grandfather! No!

624
00:39:35,617 --> 00:39:38,660
Let me through.
Get back to the ship, child!

625
00:39:44,290 --> 00:39:47,449
It could be anywhere....
Dear, dear, dear, dear.

626
00:39:47,459 --> 00:39:49,200
It's of no help to us at all.

627
00:39:49,211 --> 00:39:53,962
I suggest before we go outside and
explore, let us clean ourselves up.

628
00:39:53,972 --> 00:39:56,675
- Oh, yes.
- What does the radiation read, Susan?

629
00:39:58,427 --> 00:40:00,511
It's reading normal, Grandfather.

630
00:40:12,021 --> 00:40:14,011
OK. Good.

631
00:40:14,022 --> 00:40:16,816
I'll tell them we can make
the transmission date.

632
00:40:20,610 --> 00:40:22,852
How are the other scripts
coming along?

633
00:40:22,863 --> 00:40:25,313
Your Canadian pal is doing us
one about Marco Polo.

634
00:40:25,323 --> 00:40:27,356
Terrific! That's more like my brief.

635
00:40:27,367 --> 00:40:29,357
Get the kids hooked on real history.

636
00:40:29,368 --> 00:40:32,444
We're also trying one of Tony
Hancock's writers - Terry Nation.

637
00:40:32,454 --> 00:40:33,528
You got a script?

638
00:40:33,538 --> 00:40:35,362
- Yes. It's good.
- What's it about?

639
00:40:35,372 --> 00:40:38,998
- Robots.
- No, no, no. They're not robots.

640
00:40:39,009 --> 00:40:41,009
Rule one - no robots!

641
00:40:41,086 --> 00:40:44,787
- Rule two...
- No bug-eyed monsters! I know.
But I promise you they're not.

642
00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:46,413
It's a really interesting story.

643
00:40:46,423 --> 00:40:48,957
Set on a distant planet after
a nuclear war...

644
00:40:48,968 --> 00:40:52,126
Okay, okay. Whatever.
Send it straight up to me.

645
00:40:52,136 --> 00:40:53,513
Then we'll see.

646
00:41:01,894 --> 00:41:05,637
This time in a few of weeks,
episode one will have aired.

647
00:41:05,647 --> 00:41:06,940
Hm.

648
00:41:08,775 --> 00:41:12,600
Brave heart, darling.
I think we'll be a smash.

649
00:41:12,611 --> 00:41:15,937
Fingers crossed.
We could do with a bit of luck.

650
00:41:27,707 --> 00:41:30,000
"Hideous machine-like creatures...

651
00:41:32,461 --> 00:41:36,453
"A lens on a flexible shaft...

652
00:41:36,464 --> 00:41:41,040
"acts as an eye...?

653
00:41:41,050 --> 00:41:47,670
"You will move ahead of us
and follow my directions!

654
00:41:47,681 --> 00:41:51,726
"Ian breaks away
and dashes for it...

655
00:41:57,147 --> 00:42:00,014
"Exterminate!"

656
00:42:00,025 --> 00:42:01,901
"Exterminate!"

657
00:42:09,407 --> 00:42:13,191
'It is with deep regret
that we announce

658
00:42:13,202 --> 00:42:15,735
'that President Kennedy is dead.

659
00:42:15,745 --> 00:42:19,238
'He was shot down as he was
driving in an open car

660
00:42:19,248 --> 00:42:22,366
'through the city of Dallas, Texas.

661
00:42:22,376 --> 00:42:27,870
'The identity of the assassin
remains unconfirmed at this time.'

662
00:42:42,017 --> 00:42:44,102
It was very good, Bill.

663
00:42:45,936 --> 00:42:48,178
'And now we return to the news.

664
00:42:48,188 --> 00:42:51,930
'Vice President Lyndon Johnson
was yesterday sworn in

665
00:42:51,941 --> 00:42:54,850
'as the 36th President
of the United States

666
00:42:54,860 --> 00:42:59,572
'following the assassination
of John Fitzgerald Kennedy in Da...'

667
00:43:01,532 --> 00:43:03,618
They'll all be watching the news.

668
00:43:35,142 --> 00:43:38,176
She's way over budget.

669
00:43:38,187 --> 00:43:41,763
No, no - it's more than that.

670
00:43:41,774 --> 00:43:46,642
I'm afraid Miss Lambert
doesn't know what she's doing.

671
00:43:46,652 --> 00:43:51,896
First cavemen,
now these silly robots.

672
00:43:51,906 --> 00:43:53,939
What are you saying?

673
00:43:53,950 --> 00:43:56,858
That you're not to do any
more than these four episodes

674
00:43:56,868 --> 00:43:59,193
you've already got in production.

675
00:43:59,204 --> 00:44:01,946
Kill it, Sydney.

676
00:44:01,956 --> 00:44:03,832
Kill Doctor Who.

677
00:44:07,794 --> 00:44:10,661
In the village where I lived
down there...

678
00:44:10,671 --> 00:44:14,247
- Reviews were respectable.
- Uh-huh.

679
00:44:14,258 --> 00:44:16,333
Ratings too. Respectable.

680
00:44:16,343 --> 00:44:19,420
- Considering what happened.
- Mm.

681
00:44:23,265 --> 00:44:25,350
Sydney wants to see you, Verity.

682
00:44:46,617 --> 00:44:50,443
It's my fault.
I promoted you too soon.

683
00:44:50,454 --> 00:44:53,237
I don't much like the way
the show's going.

684
00:44:53,248 --> 00:44:55,530
First, goddamn cavemen...

685
00:44:55,541 --> 00:44:59,309
- No choice, the...
- And then these...Dayleks.
- Daleks.

686
00:44:59,319 --> 00:45:01,227
Exactly what I wanted to avoid.

687
00:45:01,237 --> 00:45:03,486
Cheapjack science fiction trash.

688
00:45:03,497 --> 00:45:04,813
- Have you read the script?
- Yes!

689
00:45:04,823 --> 00:45:07,532
- Really?
- Well, enough to know
garbage when I see it.

690
00:45:07,543 --> 00:45:09,948
- Jesus. Dorloks.
- Daleks!

691
00:45:09,983 --> 00:45:11,195
Whatever! Bug-eyed...

692
00:45:11,230 --> 00:45:13,879
They're not bug-eyed monsters!

693
00:45:13,889 --> 00:45:15,946
They used to be like us.

694
00:45:15,957 --> 00:45:18,254
Radiation has made them retreat

695
00:45:18,289 --> 00:45:20,193
inside these impregnable
metal shells,

696
00:45:20,228 --> 00:45:23,560
and now they hate
everything that isn't like them.

697
00:45:23,595 --> 00:45:25,731
All they know how to do is lash out.

698
00:45:25,766 --> 00:45:27,021
The Doctor and his friends turn up

699
00:45:27,056 --> 00:45:28,440
and try to make them
see differently.

700
00:45:28,651 --> 00:45:32,067
To understand other people
and make peace. It's good stuff!

701
00:45:32,102 --> 00:45:36,359
It's strong stuff, Sydney,
and I really, truly believe in it.

702
00:45:38,033 --> 00:45:42,469
Well, I wanted someone
with piss and vinegar.

703
00:45:44,955 --> 00:45:48,259
I think we've got something
really special here, Sydney.

704
00:45:49,168 --> 00:45:50,058
A knockout.

705
00:45:50,211 --> 00:45:53,063
We've just got to hold our nerve.

706
00:45:53,963 --> 00:45:55,172
Okay.

707
00:45:56,549 --> 00:45:58,248
Okay.

708
00:45:58,259 --> 00:46:00,417
I'll talk to the high-ups.

709
00:46:09,184 --> 00:46:11,544
- And I want a repeat.
- What?

710
00:46:11,644 --> 00:46:15,051
On Saturday. Repeat episode
one before episode two.

711
00:46:15,086 --> 00:46:19,265
- No-one was watching
because of the assassination.
- Oh, I see!

712
00:46:19,276 --> 00:46:20,974
This is Kennedy's fault?

713
00:46:20,985 --> 00:46:23,508
We deserve a fair
crack of the whip, Sydney.

714
00:46:24,905 --> 00:46:28,659
You'd better be right
about these...Daleks.

715
00:46:30,184 --> 00:46:32,693
Let me be very clear, young lady.

716
00:46:32,703 --> 00:46:34,996
Your neck's on the block.

717
00:46:44,612 --> 00:46:48,257
Come on, get a move on.
It's like a rabbit hutch in here.

718
00:46:51,384 --> 00:46:53,678
OK, are you nice and snug?

719
00:47:00,308 --> 00:47:01,685
What the hell's that?

720
00:47:04,728 --> 00:47:06,024
Monster for the next story.

721
00:47:07,365 --> 00:47:11,525
- What, a sink plunger
and an egg whisk?
- Oh, well.

722
00:47:11,560 --> 00:47:12,585
If they can't take over
the universe,

723
00:47:12,668 --> 00:47:14,630
might be able whip up
a decent omelet.

724
00:47:24,161 --> 00:47:28,963
Roll to record in 15, 14...

725
00:47:28,998 --> 00:47:30,473
Quiet, please, everyone.

726
00:47:30,483 --> 00:47:34,801
Ten, nine, eight, seven,

727
00:47:34,811 --> 00:47:38,579
six, five, four...

728
00:47:38,590 --> 00:47:40,163
Action!

729
00:47:43,510 --> 00:47:48,170
You will move ahead of us
and follow my directions.

730
00:47:48,180 --> 00:47:51,089
- 'On two.'
- Immediately!

731
00:47:51,099 --> 00:47:52,674
'Tighter on one.'

732
00:47:52,684 --> 00:47:54,685
No, tighter!

733
00:47:56,437 --> 00:47:57,980
Stand by, one.

734
00:48:00,149 --> 00:48:01,847
'On one.

735
00:48:01,858 --> 00:48:03,109
'Near three.

736
00:48:05,611 --> 00:48:07,113
'Stand by, two.

737
00:48:08,571 --> 00:48:11,480
- 'Two.'
- I said immediately!

738
00:48:11,491 --> 00:48:13,534
Fire!

739
00:48:16,119 --> 00:48:18,111
- My legs!
- On two.

740
00:48:18,121 --> 00:48:21,197
- My legs!
- Your legs are paralysed.

741
00:48:21,207 --> 00:48:28,828
You will recover shortly unless you
force us to use our weapons again.

742
00:48:28,838 --> 00:48:35,093
Well, everyone, meet the Daleks.
Gosh, they're creepy, aren't they?

743
00:48:36,844 --> 00:48:38,877
They're actually really creepy.

744
00:48:48,354 --> 00:48:51,178
Michael! Dennis!

745
00:48:51,189 --> 00:48:53,639
Your tea's getting cold.

746
00:48:53,650 --> 00:48:56,976
And that thing you wanted
to watch, it's on!

747
00:49:02,583 --> 00:49:07,317
Why? Because we weren't aware of
it until it was too late, that's why.

748
00:49:07,327 --> 00:49:10,403
<i>The truth is that your
supply of drugs has failed</i>

749
00:49:10,413 --> 00:49:14,114
and you came into the city to see
if you could find more.

750
00:49:14,124 --> 00:49:16,575
Thals? What are you talking about?

751
00:49:16,585 --> 00:49:19,369
We're not Thals, or
whatever you may call them.

752
00:49:19,379 --> 00:49:20,828
Can't you see we're very ill?

753
00:49:20,838 --> 00:49:26,916
- You and your companions
need a drug to stay alive.
- We have no gloves.

754
00:49:26,926 --> 00:49:28,125
Drugs.

755
00:49:28,136 --> 00:49:30,471
You said "gloves". Eh?

756
00:49:31,931 --> 00:49:35,631
Yes, yes. I...I did.

757
00:49:35,642 --> 00:49:40,855
Because the Daleks are nasty and you
need special gloves to touch them.

758
00:49:42,439 --> 00:49:44,764
Y-y-yes.

759
00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:49,403
Yes. You know things like that
because you're Doctor Who.

760
00:49:51,071 --> 00:49:52,781
That's...that's right.

761
00:50:02,122 --> 00:50:07,199
Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!

762
00:50:07,209 --> 00:50:11,076
Exterminate! Exterminate!
Exterminate! Exterminate!

763
00:50:11,087 --> 00:50:13,248
You will be my prisoner!

764
00:50:13,623 --> 00:50:17,415
You won't believe what I saw on the
bus this morning. It's...thrilling.

765
00:50:17,425 --> 00:50:19,302
Sydney wants you, Verity.

766
00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:52,913
Ten million viewers
for your bug-eyed monsters.

767
00:50:56,332 --> 00:50:58,209
Ten million.

768
00:51:01,127 --> 00:51:03,285
So...

769
00:51:03,296 --> 00:51:05,089
What do I know about anything?

770
00:51:08,300 --> 00:51:09,676
Well done, kid.

771
00:51:26,607 --> 00:51:30,766
A bus? What were you doing on a bus?

772
00:51:30,776 --> 00:51:33,185
Getting in touch with our audience.

773
00:51:33,195 --> 00:51:37,354
Our great, big, fat,
enormous bloody audience.

774
00:51:39,992 --> 00:51:42,067
Whoo-hoo!

775
00:51:51,251 --> 00:51:53,367
♪ Walking back to happiness

776
00:51:53,378 --> 00:51:55,786
♪ Woopah, oh, yeah-yeah

777
00:51:55,797 --> 00:51:57,996
♪ Said goodbye to loneliness... ♪

778
00:51:58,006 --> 00:52:01,624
Quickly, child! We're running
out of time! Check the fornicator!

779
00:52:01,635 --> 00:52:03,376
Fault locator.

780
00:52:04,512 --> 00:52:07,921
OK, I think we'd better
hold it there, please.

781
00:52:07,931 --> 00:52:09,891
First positions again.

782
00:52:14,812 --> 00:52:18,805
Verity. Verity! Look at this.

783
00:52:18,816 --> 00:52:21,181
Just look at this.

784
00:52:21,192 --> 00:52:22,641
General De Gaulle.

785
00:52:22,652 --> 00:52:24,251
"DeGaullek"!

786
00:52:24,262 --> 00:52:27,113
- That's wonderful!
- "No! No! No!"

787
00:52:29,157 --> 00:52:33,090
We've really got something here.
They love us.

788
00:52:37,789 --> 00:52:42,240
- Lovely stuff, this, you know.
- Shame it's not in colour.

789
00:52:42,250 --> 00:52:44,784
Come on, how much have I won?

790
00:52:44,795 --> 00:52:46,411
Ah...

791
00:52:46,421 --> 00:52:51,122
35 elephants, 4,000 white stallions,
25 tigers...

792
00:52:51,133 --> 00:52:53,333
And ten bob, you old devil.

793
00:52:53,343 --> 00:52:56,543
Right, make-up are nearly done
with Kublai Khan's digits,

794
00:52:56,554 --> 00:52:59,171
- so we'd best press on.
- What do you think?

795
00:53:00,599 --> 00:53:02,415
- Wow.
- Very swish.

796
00:53:02,425 --> 00:53:06,176
- Do you like it?
- Gorgeous, Carol.
I wonder if they'll let me buy it.

797
00:53:06,187 --> 00:53:09,523
- It'll turn a few heads
on the Kings Road.
- Oh, God.

798
00:53:10,982 --> 00:53:14,391
- Something the matter, Bill?
- You should be more careful, sweetheart,

799
00:53:14,402 --> 00:53:16,602
throwing your money around like that.

800
00:53:16,612 --> 00:53:19,053
It's an insecure
profession, you know.

801
00:53:19,064 --> 00:53:23,007
- We should all bear that in mind.
- Fancy anything at Newmarket, Bill?

802
00:53:23,042 --> 00:53:24,667
You know what I mean.
I'm just saying.

803
00:53:25,369 --> 00:53:27,512
Splashing out
on new togs all the time,

804
00:53:27,547 --> 00:53:28,893
you don't know you're bloody born!

805
00:53:28,928 --> 00:53:32,129
I'm not a child.
I'll spend it how I like.

806
00:53:37,379 --> 00:53:39,411
You're right, of course, Bill.

807
00:53:39,422 --> 00:53:41,530
None of us knows how long
this is going to last.

808
00:53:42,466 --> 00:53:43,895
No-one's irreplaceable.

809
00:54:04,451 --> 00:54:08,978
- Who told you that?
- Everyone mentions it.
So, you didn't go to RADA?

810
00:54:09,013 --> 00:54:13,398
- Roedean, darling.
- Eh?
- The girls' school.

811
00:54:13,575 --> 00:54:15,440
Must have been a typo on my CV.

812
00:54:15,451 --> 00:54:17,161
I've not got the heart
to tell Sydney.

813
00:54:17,411 --> 00:54:19,501
Bill, thank you so much
for the flowers.

814
00:54:21,289 --> 00:54:22,711
Sorry to see you go, son.

815
00:54:22,915 --> 00:54:27,431
- So, what's next for you?
- I've been offered A Passage To India.
- One-way?

816
00:54:28,003 --> 00:54:31,530
- Bill, I hope you never change.
- Bill, Bill, come on.

817
00:54:31,756 --> 00:54:35,384
- Quiet, please, everybody.
- Oh, yes.
- Bit of hush, ladies and gents.

818
00:54:37,594 --> 00:54:43,005
- Sure you won't stay?
Do some more with us?
- Pastures new.

819
00:54:43,015 --> 00:54:45,242
It's been a bloody blast, Verity.

820
00:54:45,392 --> 00:54:48,882
Couldn't have done it without you,
darling. Shoulder-to-shoulder.

821
00:54:59,653 --> 00:55:03,329
I saw you interfering with
some dials only last night,

822
00:55:03,364 --> 00:55:06,474
so I've decided to show you all
the things that you mustn't touch

823
00:55:06,509 --> 00:55:07,873
under any circumstances.

824
00:55:10,788 --> 00:55:15,948
Exterminate, exterminate!

825
00:55:15,958 --> 00:55:18,335
What the bloody hell?!

826
00:55:21,379 --> 00:55:24,132
Hello, my darling.

827
00:55:26,259 --> 00:55:27,842
What do you think?

828
00:55:30,053 --> 00:55:31,877
"Thrills galore.

829
00:55:31,888 --> 00:55:39,592
"Full-size, real-life Dalek playsuit
from the BBC TV series Doctor Who."

830
00:55:39,602 --> 00:55:43,386
Strike a light!
"Only 66 shillings and sixpence."

831
00:55:45,816 --> 00:55:48,932
And we have these. Goodness!

832
00:55:48,943 --> 00:55:51,351
Man and boy, I've been at this lark.

833
00:55:51,362 --> 00:55:54,198
But I've never known
anything like it.

834
00:55:55,406 --> 00:55:56,490
Incredible.

835
00:56:00,202 --> 00:56:02,245
No-one's irreplaceable, eh?

836
00:56:03,913 --> 00:56:06,488
So much for softly-softly.

837
00:56:06,499 --> 00:56:09,043
At this rate, you'll
be running the place.

838
00:56:14,589 --> 00:56:17,966
- "Dear Uncle Who."
- Uncle Who!

839
00:56:19,676 --> 00:56:22,251
"I've got my...

840
00:56:22,262 --> 00:56:26,755
"physics O-level coming up
and I need your help."

841
00:56:26,765 --> 00:56:30,091
I don't know why they
think I can help them.

842
00:56:30,102 --> 00:56:31,685
It's all gobbledygook to me.

843
00:56:34,021 --> 00:56:35,189
Please.

844
00:56:36,607 --> 00:56:39,817
Doctor Who, can I please
have your autograph?

845
00:56:41,652 --> 00:56:43,602
Now, then, what's this?

846
00:56:43,612 --> 00:56:47,980
- An autograph?
- Teacher said it would be all right.

847
00:56:47,990 --> 00:56:52,453
- Well, that must make you a
very special little boy, um...
- Alan.

848
00:57:02,085 --> 00:57:04,118
Thank you.

849
00:57:04,129 --> 00:57:08,006
Please, Doctor?

850
00:57:09,424 --> 00:57:13,710
Yes, what is it, um...
What is it, Alan?

851
00:57:13,720 --> 00:57:18,171
- Please, when are them Daleks coming back?
- Daleks?

852
00:57:18,182 --> 00:57:22,768
- They're taking over the ruddy world.
- It's what they do best, isn't it?

853
00:57:23,811 --> 00:57:25,969
Oh!

854
00:57:25,980 --> 00:57:28,648
Wow!
Oh, wow!

855
00:57:30,525 --> 00:57:31,984
Goodness me!

856
00:57:33,778 --> 00:57:39,449
Come along, come along. Keep up!
We must all get back to the TARDIS.

857
00:57:42,118 --> 00:57:43,691
What's this?
What's this?

858
00:57:43,702 --> 00:57:45,860
Look out! What?!
Look out! Run, run!

859
00:57:45,871 --> 00:57:49,947
Exterminate! Exterminate!

860
00:57:56,254 --> 00:57:57,922
Take three.

861
00:58:19,606 --> 00:58:21,055
Cut!

862
00:58:21,066 --> 00:58:25,351
Cut! Right, one more, please.
Quick as you can.

863
00:58:25,361 --> 00:58:28,478
Len,
you were nearly off the kerb.

864
00:58:28,488 --> 00:58:31,439
Why is it we always seem to have
to go again because of you?

865
00:58:31,449 --> 00:58:33,690
I need a wee, don't I?
You try being in here.

866
00:58:33,700 --> 00:58:37,527
Reset, let's go again!
It's not my fault!

867
00:58:37,537 --> 00:58:40,862
Bill. Bill, I thought
I might try something

868
00:58:40,873 --> 00:58:43,323
when I'm carrying you down the ramp.
What?

869
00:58:43,334 --> 00:58:46,409
I thought maybe
I just throw a look towards you,

870
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,702
showing the Roboman's
inner turmoil.

871
00:58:48,713 --> 00:58:50,746
You know, I was a man once

872
00:58:50,756 --> 00:58:53,915
sort of thing, before the Daleks
made me like this.

873
00:58:53,926 --> 00:58:55,124
What do you think?

874
00:58:55,134 --> 00:58:58,085
- Don't be so bloody ridiculous.
- It was just a suggestion.

875
00:58:58,096 --> 00:59:00,504
Yes, well, stow it.

876
00:59:00,514 --> 00:59:02,932
- What's up with you?
- Mind your own business.

877
00:59:04,350 --> 00:59:05,768
Oi, Len! Over here!

878
00:59:08,771 --> 00:59:12,847
- It's not too late, you know.
- No, I've made up my mind.

879
00:59:12,857 --> 00:59:17,100
- They can rewrite this stuff in a shot.
- It's time to move on, Bill.

880
00:59:17,111 --> 00:59:20,687
- There's lots of other things I want to do.
- Well, of course.

881
00:59:20,697 --> 00:59:24,356
And there's more to life than
just screaming at nasty monsters.

882
00:59:24,366 --> 00:59:26,201
That's no way to talk about me.

883
00:59:36,627 --> 00:59:40,171
One day,
I shall come back.

884
00:59:41,464 --> 00:59:43,591
Yes, I shall come back.

885
00:59:46,051 --> 00:59:52,764
Until then, there must be
no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.

886
00:59:54,099 --> 00:59:59,427
Just go forward in all your
beliefs and prove to me

887
00:59:59,436 --> 01:00:02,022
that I am not mistaken in mine.

888
01:00:05,275 --> 01:00:06,817
Goodbye, Susan.

889
01:00:09,737 --> 01:00:11,071
Goodbye, my dear.

890
01:00:24,957 --> 01:00:27,752
That's lovely, Bill. Really lovely.

891
01:00:33,798 --> 01:00:35,757
Doesn't like farewells, does he?

892
01:00:42,514 --> 01:00:45,599
Just stepping off
for a minute, Waris.

893
01:00:59,193 --> 01:01:01,779
Waris?
He's been doing that a lot lately.

894
01:01:13,955 --> 01:01:16,989
That's it.
Look over towards Bill, Maureen.

895
01:01:17,000 --> 01:01:19,782
That's it. Smile over here, please.
Big smile!

896
01:01:19,793 --> 01:01:22,076
Cheers!

897
01:01:22,087 --> 01:01:24,162
Cheers!

898
01:01:24,172 --> 01:01:28,133
One more. One more!
Just look at Bill.

899
01:01:36,682 --> 01:01:39,507
You look all-in.

900
01:01:39,518 --> 01:01:41,133
Mm.

901
01:01:41,143 --> 01:01:43,677
Come on, love. Why don't
you get your head down?

902
01:01:43,687 --> 01:01:45,887
We can go through this
in the morning.

903
01:01:45,898 --> 01:01:47,680
No, no. Got to get 'em in.

904
01:01:47,690 --> 01:01:49,650
Got to.

905
01:01:54,363 --> 01:01:57,980
Maybe it's time you
thought about moving on, love.

906
01:01:57,991 --> 01:01:59,440
Moving on?

907
01:01:59,450 --> 01:02:01,733
You're shattered all the time.

908
01:02:01,743 --> 01:02:05,653
I can't! Even if I wanted to.
They're all relying on me.

909
01:02:05,664 --> 01:02:10,615
Hundreds of people, aren't they?
And all those kiddies out there.

910
01:02:10,626 --> 01:02:18,966
You can't have Doctor Who without
Doctor Who, can you? Come on.

911
01:02:23,095 --> 01:02:26,722
Vortis? What galaxy is that in?

912
01:02:30,558 --> 01:02:32,758
It's the Isop Galaxy.

913
01:02:32,769 --> 01:02:36,178
The Isop Galaxy, Chesterton.

914
01:02:36,188 --> 01:02:41,568
It's many... Many.
..many...light years... Away...away.

915
01:03:01,458 --> 01:03:06,660
'He is becoming delirious.
I do not understand his words.'

916
01:03:06,671 --> 01:03:11,884
'He is becoming delirious.
I do not understand his words.'

917
01:03:14,969 --> 01:03:20,214
Bill mustn't know I've spoken
to you. He'd play merry hell.

918
01:03:20,224 --> 01:03:21,975
What's the matter?

919
01:03:24,394 --> 01:03:26,229
Our GP rang.

920
01:03:27,355 --> 01:03:29,512
Bill's not very well.

921
01:03:29,523 --> 01:03:33,558
Oh, dear. Nothing serious?

922
01:03:33,568 --> 01:03:38,144
Not in the short-term. It's, um...

923
01:03:38,155 --> 01:03:41,908
er...arteriosclerosis.

924
01:03:44,118 --> 01:03:48,820
It's a hardening of the arteries.

925
01:03:48,830 --> 01:03:51,123
I see.

926
01:03:57,337 --> 01:04:02,373
He smokes too much. Drinks too much.

927
01:04:02,383 --> 01:04:07,209
And these days, the only exercise
he gets is walking the dog.

928
01:04:07,220 --> 01:04:11,473
That, plus doing Doctor Who
virtually all year...

929
01:04:12,724 --> 01:04:14,799
Do you think he should stop?

930
01:04:14,809 --> 01:04:19,886
No. No, he couldn't bear that.
He loves the programme.

931
01:04:19,897 --> 01:04:23,848
He's so proud of it. And all of you.
You should hear him.

932
01:04:23,859 --> 01:04:25,766
But if there's anything you can do

933
01:04:25,776 --> 01:04:28,310
to lift the burden
from his shoulders,

934
01:04:28,320 --> 01:04:30,614
you know,
let him slow down a little.

935
01:04:33,741 --> 01:04:39,580
Well...I'll have a quiet word
with my successor.

936
01:04:41,456 --> 01:04:43,040
Oh.

937
01:04:45,167 --> 01:04:47,377
Oh. I see.

938
01:04:56,218 --> 01:04:59,418
Vortis? What galaxy is that in?

939
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:03,588
The Isop Galaxy, Chesterfield.
Chesterton!

940
01:05:03,599 --> 01:05:08,301
Many, many light earths...
light years...

941
01:05:08,311 --> 01:05:09,979
from us.

942
01:05:11,897 --> 01:05:17,433
From...from Earth.
And yet the...Vortis...

943
01:05:17,443 --> 01:05:19,737
Vortis planet hasn't a moon.

944
01:05:22,823 --> 01:05:25,783
Hm? Eh?

945
01:05:28,494 --> 01:05:30,693
Right, hold it there, please!

946
01:05:30,703 --> 01:05:34,864
All this stuff,
I can do it with a look.

947
01:05:34,874 --> 01:05:37,782
Bill, I really think we should stick
with what's on the page.

948
01:05:37,793 --> 01:05:41,202
Verity. I can do all this
with a look, you know.

949
01:05:41,212 --> 01:05:43,412
I don't need all these lines.

950
01:05:43,423 --> 01:05:45,914
It's like ruddy King Lear!

951
01:05:45,924 --> 01:05:48,666
I remember Lindsay Anderson saying
the same thing about me

952
01:05:48,677 --> 01:05:50,043
on Sporting Life.

953
01:05:50,053 --> 01:05:53,086
He just ripped a couple of pages
out of the script.

954
01:05:53,097 --> 01:05:55,964
"Bill can do all this
with a gesture," you see.

955
01:05:55,974 --> 01:05:58,644
"A raised eyebrow."
Do you see what I mean?

956
01:06:01,479 --> 01:06:03,355
Of course.

957
01:06:05,399 --> 01:06:07,556
Bless you.

958
01:06:07,567 --> 01:06:10,934
Actually, I'm glad to have the
chance to talk to you, Bill...

959
01:06:10,945 --> 01:06:13,561
You're my rock, Verity. Oh...
You know that. My rock.

960
01:06:13,571 --> 01:06:15,229
I don't know about that...

961
01:06:15,240 --> 01:06:18,691
Since that day you first started
telling me about Doctor Who,

962
01:06:18,701 --> 01:06:20,025
I've been spellbound.

963
01:06:20,036 --> 01:06:24,654
Spellbound! But look at us now, eh?
Just look at us!

964
01:06:24,664 --> 01:06:26,916
Our arses are in butter!

965
01:06:29,251 --> 01:06:31,712
What did you want to tell me?

966
01:06:34,339 --> 01:06:38,373
..Which, of course, was her way
of saying take a hike!

967
01:06:38,383 --> 01:06:41,459
So, I am justifiably
proud of myself.

968
01:06:41,470 --> 01:06:44,378
I can spot talent light years away.

969
01:06:44,388 --> 01:06:47,464
Ladies and gentlemen, Verity.

970
01:06:47,474 --> 01:06:50,549
Best goddamn appointment
I've ever made.

971
01:06:53,020 --> 01:06:54,595
Verity!

972
01:06:54,605 --> 01:06:57,555
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

973
01:06:57,565 --> 01:06:59,640
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

974
01:06:59,651 --> 01:07:02,643
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

975
01:07:02,653 --> 01:07:05,103
♪ And so say all of us!

976
01:07:05,113 --> 01:07:07,480
♪ And so say all of us!

977
01:07:07,490 --> 01:07:09,982
♪ And so say all of us!

978
01:07:09,993 --> 01:07:12,442
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

979
01:07:12,452 --> 01:07:14,652
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

980
01:07:14,663 --> 01:07:18,030
♪ For she's a jolly good fellow

981
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,501
♪ And so say all of us. ♪

982
01:07:28,090 --> 01:07:30,415
Not joining us?

983
01:07:30,426 --> 01:07:33,511
Perhaps in a minute.

984
01:07:50,442 --> 01:07:53,934
Bill, I wanted to say thank you.

985
01:07:53,944 --> 01:07:57,145
For everything you've done.

986
01:07:57,155 --> 01:08:00,940
- I'm in demand and it's all down to you.
- Oh, nonsense.

987
01:08:00,951 --> 01:08:04,151
In no small measure, Bill.
Doctor Who has made me.

988
01:08:04,161 --> 01:08:06,152
But why does it have to change?

989
01:08:06,163 --> 01:08:10,624
Why do things always have to change?
Why can't we just go on as we are?

990
01:08:15,295 --> 01:08:16,838
Life.

991
01:08:21,425 --> 01:08:25,001
What about you?
Not ready for a rest?

992
01:08:25,011 --> 01:08:28,003
Me? No. No. Not a bit.

993
01:08:28,014 --> 01:08:30,807
This old body of mine
is good for a few years yet!

994
01:08:33,184 --> 01:08:36,479
I'm going to miss all this.

995
01:08:41,775 --> 01:08:44,683
You've got, erm...

996
01:08:44,693 --> 01:08:46,226
Oh.

997
01:08:46,236 --> 01:08:47,488
Let me.

998
01:08:58,038 --> 01:09:00,456
What am I going to do without you?

999
01:09:18,221 --> 01:09:19,806
Till we meet again.

1000
01:09:47,203 --> 01:09:48,943
That's it. Everybody ready?

1001
01:09:48,953 --> 01:09:52,947
Smile! Mr Purves... Jackie...
Look at each other.

1002
01:09:52,957 --> 01:09:56,741
That's it. Lovely!
Peter, give us a smile. Lovely.

1003
01:09:56,751 --> 01:09:59,327
All right, when you're ready, Bill.

1004
01:09:59,337 --> 01:10:02,371
Mr Hartnell to you, sonny.

1005
01:10:02,382 --> 01:10:03,955
Sorry.

1006
01:10:03,966 --> 01:10:06,916
You might call me by my first name
if we get to know each other better.

1007
01:10:06,927 --> 01:10:10,638
If you...
if you last on my show, that is.

1008
01:10:12,222 --> 01:10:15,173
Can we go from the top of the scene,
Mr Hartnell?

1009
01:10:15,184 --> 01:10:17,925
You make the TV screen come on.
The scanner.

1010
01:10:17,935 --> 01:10:19,259
Scanner, right.

1011
01:10:19,270 --> 01:10:22,846
And then you flick the switch
and the doors open.

1012
01:10:22,856 --> 01:10:25,556
- No, no. Can't do that.
- Beg pardon?

1013
01:10:25,566 --> 01:10:28,392
I'd have to move
round to the other side.

1014
01:10:28,402 --> 01:10:30,727
That's where the door switch is.

1015
01:10:30,738 --> 01:10:34,021
- Does it matter?
- Of course it matters!

1016
01:10:34,032 --> 01:10:37,858
All right. We'll work around it.
You move where you like...

1017
01:10:37,869 --> 01:10:40,276
- Mr Hartnell.
- Thank you. I will.

1018
01:10:40,287 --> 01:10:42,664
Okay. Top of the scene, then.

1019
01:10:45,500 --> 01:10:49,284
The glass cylinder
should be going up and down.

1020
01:10:49,294 --> 01:10:53,381
- The ship is in flight.
- Right. Yes. Sorry.

1021
01:10:58,969 --> 01:11:02,096
- Well?
- Sorry. Be right with you.

1022
01:11:11,437 --> 01:11:13,512
Anybody know how to make it go?

1023
01:11:13,522 --> 01:11:17,056
For Christ's sake! Doesn't anyone
know how to do anything?

1024
01:11:17,066 --> 01:11:20,903
Out you go, out, out.
I'll sort it myself.

1025
01:11:35,373 --> 01:11:38,532
Red light, and bell.

1026
01:11:38,542 --> 01:11:41,076
Roll to record.

1027
01:11:41,086 --> 01:11:44,620
In 15, 14...

1028
01:11:44,630 --> 01:11:47,623
Quiet, please, everyone.

1029
01:11:47,633 --> 01:11:51,177
OK, everyone ready? Ready now.

1030
01:11:52,512 --> 01:11:54,753
There's a... Ten...

1031
01:11:54,764 --> 01:11:57,422
..a lot of people
dancing about in my eyeline.

1032
01:11:57,433 --> 01:12:02,228
It's very off-putting. Do you mind?
Thank you...five, four...

1033
01:12:06,606 --> 01:12:10,485
Now...they've all gone.

1034
01:12:12,570 --> 01:12:13,654
All gone.

1035
01:12:16,740 --> 01:12:22,703
None of them ever understood.
Not even young Susan, or...

1036
01:12:31,669 --> 01:12:33,837
..or V-V-Vicki.

1037
01:12:36,297 --> 01:12:41,749
And then there's Barbara
and Chatterton...

1038
01:12:41,759 --> 01:12:43,501
Ch-Ch-Chesterton!

1039
01:12:43,511 --> 01:12:45,221
Oh, God.

1040
01:12:48,141 --> 01:12:51,685
Perhaps I should go back
to my own time.

1041
01:12:53,436 --> 01:12:55,021
To my own planet.

1042
01:12:57,814 --> 01:12:58,982
But I...

1043
01:13:00,775 --> 01:13:02,152
I can't...

1044
01:13:04,445 --> 01:13:05,946
I can't...

1045
01:13:09,282 --> 01:13:10,981
Is everything okay?

1046
01:13:10,991 --> 01:13:13,786
I, er...I can't...

1047
01:13:14,870 --> 01:13:16,528
Are you all right?

1048
01:13:16,538 --> 01:13:18,080
I...

1049
01:13:19,874 --> 01:13:21,542
I can't...

1050
01:13:27,630 --> 01:13:30,258
Mr Hartnell? I, er...

1051
01:13:32,592 --> 01:13:34,761
Mr Hartnell?

1052
01:13:50,524 --> 01:13:55,642
Anneke! Anneke, turn to me, love.
Turn to me. Thanks, love.

1053
01:13:55,653 --> 01:13:58,353
I could get used to this.
How about you?

1054
01:13:58,364 --> 01:14:02,356
As you can see...
Yeah, yeah, I hear you.

1055
01:14:02,366 --> 01:14:06,485
It can't go on. He's become
so difficult to work with.

1056
01:14:06,495 --> 01:14:08,454
And his lines... I hear you!

1057
01:14:10,373 --> 01:14:12,865
The poor man's worn out.

1058
01:14:12,875 --> 01:14:16,169
Shame. Goddamn shame.

1059
01:14:18,380 --> 01:14:21,966
- So, that's that, I suppose.
- What do you mean?

1060
01:14:23,383 --> 01:14:27,012
Well, we can't have Doctor Who
without Doctor Who, can we?

1061
01:14:42,149 --> 01:14:44,609
Pop, pop, pop.

1062
01:14:49,530 --> 01:14:54,231
- Sampa! Sampa! Sampa!
- Oh, hello there.

1063
01:14:54,242 --> 01:14:57,109
Where are you going to take
the TARDIS next, Sampa?

1064
01:14:57,119 --> 01:14:58,943
Oh, I don't know, darling.

1065
01:14:58,954 --> 01:15:01,946
Miss says you should go back in
time and see Oliver Cromwell

1066
01:15:01,956 --> 01:15:04,240
and tell him not to be so horrible.

1067
01:15:04,250 --> 01:15:05,782
Yes, maybe I should.

1068
01:15:05,792 --> 01:15:08,952
But I want the butterfly men
to come back! They were pretty.

1069
01:15:08,962 --> 01:15:11,204
We did them at school
and I was a Zarbi.

1070
01:15:11,214 --> 01:15:14,206
Listen, Judi... They could have
a big fight with the Daleks

1071
01:15:14,216 --> 01:15:17,542
and you could fly on their backs
with a bow and arrow.

1072
01:15:17,552 --> 01:15:18,710
Listen, darling.

1073
01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:22,045
You mustn't expect too much
from your old grandfather, you know.

1074
01:15:22,056 --> 01:15:24,631
I get very tired
these days and, er...

1075
01:15:24,642 --> 01:15:28,550
Graham Potter says the TARDIS
will run out of petrol soon.

1076
01:15:28,561 --> 01:15:32,721
I need to take things a bit easier.
But I told him he was stupid.

1077
01:15:32,731 --> 01:15:36,474
The TARDIS will go on and on for
ever because it's special and magic.

1078
01:15:36,484 --> 01:15:38,976
- Like my Sampa.
-Well, I...

1079
01:15:38,986 --> 01:15:42,364
My Sampa's Doctor Who
and he can do anything.

1080
01:15:51,371 --> 01:15:54,405
I hope you don't think it
presumptuous of me

1081
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:56,531
to ask for this meeting, Sydney...

1082
01:15:56,542 --> 01:15:58,783
Presumptuous?
Hell, no, Bill.

1083
01:15:58,794 --> 01:16:03,756
- I was going to ask you to
come in, as it happens.
- Oh, yes?

1084
01:16:05,007 --> 01:16:09,219
Yeah. Yeah. Things...

1085
01:16:10,678 --> 01:16:13,389
Things can't go on the way they are.

1086
01:16:17,225 --> 01:16:19,717
Exactly! Exactly, Sydney!

1087
01:16:19,727 --> 01:16:23,898
I'm committed to Doctor Who,
100% committed, but...

1088
01:16:26,358 --> 01:16:27,807
..well, I need more time off.

1089
01:16:27,817 --> 01:16:31,601
Bloody schedule
would kill a man half my age.

1090
01:16:31,612 --> 01:16:33,645
A-ha. All those lines they give me.

1091
01:16:33,655 --> 01:16:36,731
The kiddies don't want
to hear all that waffle.

1092
01:16:36,741 --> 01:16:41,318
But perhaps it would be best
if the writers just...

1093
01:16:41,328 --> 01:16:46,530
sort of sketched in the story
and left me to make up the rest.

1094
01:16:46,540 --> 01:16:49,658
No, no.
That's probably a step too far.

1095
01:16:49,668 --> 01:16:54,620
But you take my meaning.
I'm the star of the show.

1096
01:16:54,630 --> 01:16:55,871
I'm the Doctor.

1097
01:16:55,881 --> 01:16:59,541
And, er, if we're to continue,
you have to take account of that.

1098
01:16:59,552 --> 01:17:00,958
Proper account.

1099
01:17:00,969 --> 01:17:04,795
We've got great plans for
Doctor Who, Bill, believe you me.

1100
01:17:04,806 --> 01:17:06,505
Great plans. Well, I'm, er...

1101
01:17:06,516 --> 01:17:09,257
We're 100% committed too.
Very glad to hear it.

1102
01:17:09,267 --> 01:17:11,842
But we're looking at ways
of refreshing it.

1103
01:17:11,853 --> 01:17:14,053
Um...regenerating it.

1104
01:17:14,063 --> 01:17:17,972
Well, yes. Quite right.
Spice things up a bit. Bill...

1105
01:17:17,983 --> 01:17:20,892
I'm glad we're on
the same wavelength anyway.

1106
01:17:20,902 --> 01:17:25,322
Ah, hell, Bill, there's no
easy way of saying this. Um...

1107
01:17:27,532 --> 01:17:30,023
We want Doctor Who to go on.

1108
01:17:30,034 --> 01:17:31,577
Yes.

1109
01:17:33,120 --> 01:17:34,955
But not with you.

1110
01:17:39,542 --> 01:17:43,545
Like you said,
things have got to change.

1111
01:17:49,550 --> 01:17:50,675
I see.

1112
01:17:57,848 --> 01:18:02,550
Who...who have you got in mind?

1113
01:18:02,561 --> 01:18:05,093
You're a hard act to follow, Bill.

1114
01:18:05,104 --> 01:18:08,722
No need for soft soap, Sydney.
You know me better.

1115
01:18:08,732 --> 01:18:10,108
Who?

1116
01:18:20,283 --> 01:18:21,815
You approve?

1117
01:18:21,826 --> 01:18:27,445
Oh, yes, yes, quite.
Patrick Troughton.

1118
01:18:27,455 --> 01:18:29,791
Excellent choice.

1119
01:18:33,960 --> 01:18:35,712
I'm so sorry, Bill.

1120
01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:48,295
"Fortune, good night,
smile once more, turn thy wheel."

1121
01:18:48,305 --> 01:18:49,389
Huh?

1122
01:18:50,641 --> 01:18:55,425
King Lear.
I did it once. Carried a spear.

1123
01:18:55,436 --> 01:18:57,188
Long time ago.

1124
01:18:58,897 --> 01:19:02,483
Long, long time ago.

1125
01:19:26,837 --> 01:19:28,755
Everything all right, sir?

1126
01:19:30,465 --> 01:19:32,174
Are you okay?

1127
01:19:33,634 --> 01:19:36,835
You need to move along now, sir.

1128
01:19:36,845 --> 01:19:40,462
Sir?

1129
01:19:40,472 --> 01:19:41,849
You're in the way.

1130
01:19:43,934 --> 01:19:47,593
I'm sorry, sir, but...
'Ere, aren't you...?

1131
01:19:47,603 --> 01:19:51,021
I'm, er, sorry, very sorry, officer.

1132
01:19:51,131 --> 01:19:53,556
- You're him, aren't you?
- Very sorry, officer.

1133
01:19:53,566 --> 01:19:55,151
You're Doctor Who.

1134
01:19:57,445 --> 01:20:01,906
Wait till I tell the kids.
They bloomin' love you!

1135
01:20:17,085 --> 01:20:21,287
Well, it's, er, been agreed by, um...

1136
01:20:21,298 --> 01:20:26,552
by mutual consent that I should,
er...pack it in.

1137
01:20:29,053 --> 01:20:30,753
Er...

1138
01:20:30,763 --> 01:20:33,432
Oh, right. Give it up.

1139
01:20:36,976 --> 01:20:38,353
I see.

1140
01:20:48,736 --> 01:20:54,783
Well...I think it's for the best,
love. Truly, I do.

1141
01:20:56,701 --> 01:20:59,943
You can't go on like this.

1142
01:20:59,953 --> 01:21:04,571
And I've made my mark.
Shown everyone I can do it.

1143
01:21:04,582 --> 01:21:09,242
I'm sure it'll lead to lots more
interesting stuff, hm?

1144
01:21:09,253 --> 01:21:10,838
Yes.

1145
01:21:22,221 --> 01:21:25,099
Well, I'll make us
a nice cup of tea.

1146
01:21:27,726 --> 01:21:30,186
I...I...

1147
01:21:32,021 --> 01:21:33,980
I don't want to go.

1148
01:21:37,776 --> 01:21:41,570
I...I don't want to go.

1149
01:21:45,324 --> 01:21:47,065
Oh...

1150
01:21:47,075 --> 01:21:48,868
Oh, Bill.

1151
01:22:11,845 --> 01:22:15,807
Well, then. Who's Who?

1152
01:22:18,350 --> 01:22:21,384
I won't lie to you.
I'm scared stiff.

1153
01:22:21,394 --> 01:22:24,970
Oh, you'll be fine.
In fact, you'll be wonderful.

1154
01:22:24,980 --> 01:22:26,888
I...I told them, you know,

1155
01:22:26,898 --> 01:22:29,891
there's only one man in England
who can take over.

1156
01:22:29,901 --> 01:22:32,267
Oh? Couldn't they get him?

1157
01:22:56,506 --> 01:22:58,966
Red light, and bell.

1158
01:23:02,677 --> 01:23:10,100
Okay, positions, everyone, please.
And roll to record in 15...

1159
01:25:01,023 --> 01:25:05,941
'I want you to belong somewhere,
to have roots of your own.

1160
01:25:05,952 --> 01:25:08,436
'With David, you'll be able
to find those roots,

1161
01:25:08,446 --> 01:25:11,354
'live normally,
like any woman should do.

1162
01:25:11,364 --> 01:25:15,650
'Believe me, my dear,
your future lies with David

1163
01:25:15,660 --> 01:25:19,069
'and not with a silly old buffer
like me.

1164
01:25:19,079 --> 01:25:24,906
'One day, I shall come back.
Yes, I shall come back.

1165
01:25:24,917 --> 01:25:31,412
'Until then, there must be
no regrets, no tears, no anxieties.

1166
01:25:31,422 --> 01:25:34,081
'Just go forward in all your beliefs

1167
01:25:34,091 --> 01:25:38,838
'and prove to me
that I am not mistaken in mine.'