1 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,214 Ben, your page is set? 2 00:02:27,314 --> 00:02:29,524 Yep, almost. 3 00:02:31,860 --> 00:02:34,320 Jesus, Alex. 4 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:38,574 Hello? 5 00:02:39,201 --> 00:02:42,912 Yes, this is him, but I'm at work, so... 6 00:02:54,925 --> 00:02:56,910 I used to have a freshman roommate named Ben, 7 00:02:57,010 --> 00:03:00,304 but that asswad hasn't called me in ages. 8 00:03:03,350 --> 00:03:04,433 What? 9 00:03:06,395 --> 00:03:12,066 And no one was there? He was alone? Yeah, of course, he was alone. 10 00:03:12,192 --> 00:03:14,845 That was stupid. Yeah. 11 00:03:14,945 --> 00:03:16,680 I can probably get up in a couple of hours. 12 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:19,282 I just need a little bit of time to get out of here. 13 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:30,251 So, he's going to be okay. That's the most important thing. Okay. 14 00:03:30,794 --> 00:03:32,587 I gotta take this. Hang on a sec. 15 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,547 Babe? 16 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,550 Yeah, I'm fine, just got to the office. I'm going to leave from here. 17 00:03:59,781 --> 00:04:02,810 Did the hospital say when they'd be able to release him? 18 00:04:02,910 --> 00:04:05,646 They said it might be tonight, might be in the morning. 19 00:04:05,746 --> 00:04:09,358 - Do we call them? 'Cause I feel... - No, I called them already. 20 00:04:09,458 --> 00:04:14,253 There's nothing else we can do, babe. Just keep straight. 21 00:04:19,885 --> 00:04:21,761 - Babe? - Yeah? 22 00:04:23,472 --> 00:04:24,847 I got the fellowship. 23 00:04:28,602 --> 00:04:29,769 Wow. 24 00:04:30,771 --> 00:04:32,647 - Wow. - Yeah, I know. 25 00:04:33,231 --> 00:04:36,969 - When were you going to tell me? - What do you mean? I'm telling you now. 26 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,804 Yeah, but how long have you known? 27 00:04:38,904 --> 00:04:40,863 I found out yesterday. 28 00:04:41,198 --> 00:04:45,076 Yeah, I mean, that's great for you, right? It's a great opportunity. 29 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,436 - Yeah. - Yeah. 30 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:51,624 It is, but I meant about us moving out there. 31 00:04:52,084 --> 00:04:54,528 I think we've had this conversation, like, 50 times. 32 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,629 I can't just quit my job and move to LA. 33 00:05:51,685 --> 00:05:54,186 Sarah's train should be getting in. 34 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:58,065 Okay, I'm gonna stay here. 35 00:06:01,570 --> 00:06:04,097 Josh, hey. 36 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,643 Hey, Sarah. Hi. 37 00:06:07,743 --> 00:06:09,035 Hi. 38 00:06:11,621 --> 00:06:14,582 - It's good to see you. - Yeah, it's good to see you, too. 39 00:06:14,916 --> 00:06:16,167 Have you talked to Alex? 40 00:06:17,419 --> 00:06:21,589 No, but I can't wait to ask that fucker what the hell he was thinking. 41 00:06:23,341 --> 00:06:25,035 - You're not actually going to say that... - Why not? 42 00:06:25,135 --> 00:06:26,370 - ...to him, are you? - Why? 43 00:06:26,470 --> 00:06:27,788 Because he's fragile and that's not appropriate. 44 00:06:27,888 --> 00:06:31,458 How do you know? When was the last time you talked to him? 45 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,460 That's what I thought. What do you want to do, Sarah? 46 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,796 You want to just tiptoe around the whole thing? 47 00:06:35,896 --> 00:06:38,090 Pretend like nothing happened. 48 00:06:38,190 --> 00:06:42,552 No, no, I think we should... I think we should make him feel safe... 49 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:44,221 - Okay. - ...and loved. 50 00:06:44,321 --> 00:06:46,306 Yeah, and I think he's going to think that that's bullshit. 51 00:06:46,406 --> 00:06:48,809 And I think he's going to see right through it. 52 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,310 - Sarah! - What? 53 00:06:50,410 --> 00:06:51,520 - Josh! - Hey! 54 00:06:51,620 --> 00:06:53,245 Hi! 55 00:06:55,040 --> 00:06:56,149 - And you. - Hi. 56 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,026 We didn't even know whether to expect you or not. 57 00:06:58,126 --> 00:06:59,611 No. 58 00:06:59,711 --> 00:07:02,698 Where's Isaac? Is he up here yet with the new lady friend? 59 00:07:02,798 --> 00:07:04,423 - Is that happening? - With the who? 60 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:06,410 - Isaac's bringing someone? - Yeah. 61 00:07:06,510 --> 00:07:07,661 - His girlfriend. - I didn't know 62 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,371 - he was seeing anyone. - It's recent. 63 00:07:09,471 --> 00:07:12,916 - It's recent. She's 22. - No, she's not. 64 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,100 Is she? 65 00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,004 What's wrong? It's not like she's 11, calm down. 66 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,797 Okay, first of all, you're disgusting. 67 00:07:18,897 --> 00:07:22,426 And, second of all, why does Isaac think it's appropriate to bring 68 00:07:22,526 --> 00:07:24,344 - a date to... - How is it inappropriate? 69 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,304 I was this close to bringing a date. 70 00:07:26,404 --> 00:07:29,490 And she cancelled at the last minute. She had a thing. 71 00:07:33,912 --> 00:07:35,731 It's okay that I'm coming, right? 72 00:07:35,831 --> 00:07:37,190 Yeah, of course, it's okay. You wanted to come. 73 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,583 - This is fine. Of course, it's fine. - Wait, what? 74 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:40,944 No, I didn't say I wanted to come. 75 00:07:41,044 --> 00:07:43,963 I said that I wanted to be there for you if you wanted me to be there. 76 00:07:44,297 --> 00:07:46,658 Why would I tell you to come if I didn't want you to come. 77 00:07:46,758 --> 00:07:49,119 I am so sorry, but we're all out of premium class vehicles. 78 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:51,288 Could we interest you in one of our more affordable models? 79 00:07:51,388 --> 00:07:53,180 Yeah, yeah, it's fine. Anything with wheels is fine. Thanks. 80 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:54,598 I shouldn't be here. 81 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,143 Babe? 82 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:01,647 I wouldn't have said you should come if... 83 00:08:36,975 --> 00:08:40,378 I'm just saying... 84 00:08:40,478 --> 00:08:43,131 Japanese are the most wacked-out people on Earth. 85 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,217 My God, you're like an 8-year-old racist. 86 00:08:45,317 --> 00:08:46,384 I'm not an 8-year-old racist. 87 00:08:46,484 --> 00:08:48,261 Who can cram that many people on an island? 88 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:51,014 It's like a throbbing inbred hothouse of cultural miasma. 89 00:08:51,114 --> 00:08:54,742 Frankly, I'm surprised they don't have more fetishes. 90 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,371 Shit, Ben-Ben. 91 00:08:59,748 --> 00:09:01,274 You came. 92 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:04,710 Against my better fucking judgement, I came. 93 00:09:05,837 --> 00:09:08,339 Get the fuck over here. How are you doing? 94 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,035 Ben, get my back here, please? 95 00:09:12,135 --> 00:09:14,929 We're not just going to pretend with Alex, like, nothing happened here, right? 96 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:16,748 What are you going to say? 97 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:18,974 "Hey, Alex, interesting choice to commit suicide." 98 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,337 - Thank you, Ben. Excuse me. - My God. 99 00:09:22,437 --> 00:09:23,463 Hi. 100 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,090 I can't believe that you have her side on this. 101 00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,942 Hey, hey, hey, there are no sides. 102 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:31,487 Let's just let this be about Alex, right? 103 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:34,641 Speaking of which, I think we should watch him. 104 00:09:34,741 --> 00:09:35,950 What? 105 00:09:36,743 --> 00:09:38,911 What, do you want to set up, like, a monitoring system? 106 00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:42,149 Yeah, kind of, but it would be casual. 107 00:09:42,249 --> 00:09:45,902 You know, tag in, tag out. Have somebody with him at all times. 108 00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:48,989 How about you go first? You want to start? This is ridiculous. 109 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,157 No, it's not, Josh. 110 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:51,658 - This is ridiculous... - I googled it. 111 00:09:51,758 --> 00:09:53,827 - You what? - I googled it. 112 00:09:53,927 --> 00:09:56,303 - Case in point. - I'm going to get some air. 113 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:00,140 Is there not air in here? 114 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:03,044 I researched it, okay? 115 00:10:03,144 --> 00:10:05,255 There's a set protocol that you're supposed to follow. 116 00:10:05,355 --> 00:10:07,439 You're... 117 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:24,957 You came! 118 00:10:25,083 --> 00:10:26,417 Of course, I came. 119 00:10:32,632 --> 00:10:33,674 How you feeling? 120 00:10:33,883 --> 00:10:34,910 I'm good. 121 00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:36,218 - Yeah? - Yeah. 122 00:10:37,929 --> 00:10:39,805 I mean, you know, considering. 123 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,337 - Alex, look, about the calls... - Don't, no, no. 124 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:48,480 Don't tell me that we're having a party in honour of my suicide? 125 00:10:48,773 --> 00:10:50,899 Attempted suicide. 126 00:10:52,444 --> 00:10:56,280 Geez, if it was suicide, we'd both be wearing suits. 127 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,520 - You can't treat it lightly... - Maybe, we should get him a muffin basket. 128 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,607 - I'm serious, the first 48 hours... - We can tie a bow on it... 129 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:07,192 - Alex. - Hi. 130 00:11:07,292 --> 00:11:09,460 - Hey. - Hey. 131 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:12,629 Jesus, Alex. 132 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:16,175 If you wanted to see all of us, you could have just shot us an email. 133 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:22,931 We were gonna pick you up. 134 00:11:23,224 --> 00:11:26,393 No, don't worry about it. This was easy. 135 00:11:29,314 --> 00:11:31,607 Do you need anything? You want to sit down? 136 00:11:32,275 --> 00:11:33,260 - Are you hungry? - No. 137 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:35,611 Want me to make you a sandwich? 138 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:41,601 No. Actually, I think I'm gonna go get changed. 139 00:11:41,701 --> 00:11:45,454 I feel a little gross, if you know what I mean. 140 00:11:49,209 --> 00:11:50,793 I'll keep you company. Excuse me. 141 00:11:56,257 --> 00:12:00,344 - Way to act normal, by the way. - Way to be an asshole! 142 00:12:00,720 --> 00:12:05,557 It was real nice, just "sandwich." You want to offer him anything else? 143 00:12:06,559 --> 00:12:08,811 So, why did you leave LA? 144 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,981 I don't know, I... 145 00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,554 Just the acting thing was only going okay, 146 00:12:17,654 --> 00:12:21,907 and that city is a fucking soul killer. 147 00:12:22,909 --> 00:12:26,328 Yeah, I was running out of cash, my mom was in fucking Bali, 148 00:12:26,454 --> 00:12:29,498 my dad left me this, and you were... 149 00:12:31,084 --> 00:12:32,709 We kind of lost touch. 150 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:37,699 What I was going to say outside, when you first came... 151 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:43,220 Hey, the world's got enough people you have to explain yourself to. 152 00:12:45,181 --> 00:12:47,417 Josh is still an asshole. 153 00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,685 If he's gonna be like this all weekend, I swear to God... 154 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:52,938 He's just dealing with it, you know, in his own way. 155 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,841 And shouldn't Isaac know there's no such thing 156 00:12:54,941 --> 00:12:59,763 as a plus one to a friend's attempted suicide weekend thing? 157 00:12:59,863 --> 00:13:01,139 It's not a fucking Bar Mitzvah. You don't... 158 00:13:01,239 --> 00:13:03,949 - Now, you sound like Josh. - My God, you're right. 159 00:13:06,744 --> 00:13:08,287 How are you? How are you and Ben? 160 00:13:09,706 --> 00:13:11,107 We're fine. 161 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:16,086 Okay, so not so good fine. What's going on? 162 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:19,840 Hey. 163 00:13:21,718 --> 00:13:23,135 I'm late. 164 00:13:25,305 --> 00:13:26,472 How late? 165 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,682 Late, late. 166 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,518 Does Ben know? 167 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:33,729 Nope. 168 00:13:36,983 --> 00:13:38,218 - Hey. - Hey. 169 00:13:38,318 --> 00:13:39,651 - How are you doing? - Good. 170 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,930 - You need anything? - No, I'm still fine. 171 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,807 Water? Here. 172 00:13:43,907 --> 00:13:45,991 Where's the bathroom here? 173 00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:48,994 Use the one upstairs. Trust me. 174 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:56,668 Isaac is calling. Hey, what's up? 175 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,321 Yeah, yeah... 176 00:13:58,421 --> 00:14:01,340 Really, can your plus one not use a GPS? 177 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,576 I thought young people were good at those things. 178 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:04,676 Be nice, Sarah. 179 00:14:06,930 --> 00:14:09,181 Isaac is close, but lost. 180 00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,751 You know what? I'll just drive out and meet him. 181 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:12,961 I'm going to go get some firewood. 182 00:14:13,061 --> 00:14:14,770 - I'm going to go pee in nature. - I'll stay and watch Alex. 183 00:14:20,026 --> 00:14:23,487 I mean, I'll put on some pasta for dinner. 184 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,823 - Does that sound good? - That sounds great. 185 00:14:27,659 --> 00:14:29,310 - You want to come with me? - Yeah, I'll come with you. 186 00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:30,577 Great. 187 00:14:38,253 --> 00:14:40,462 You clearly have no idea what you're doing, do you? 188 00:14:40,588 --> 00:14:41,838 Fuck you. 189 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:50,264 Here, give me it, enough. 190 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,236 Let me try again. 191 00:15:05,446 --> 00:15:06,572 No. 192 00:15:06,906 --> 00:15:08,323 - No? - No. 193 00:15:09,284 --> 00:15:11,561 I taught you all of Calc 21, 194 00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:15,023 and then you went off, and you did better than me on the exam. 195 00:15:15,123 --> 00:15:17,233 I'm not teaching you how to chop wood. 196 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,167 It's not my fault you have performance anxiety. 197 00:15:19,419 --> 00:15:20,961 I perform just fine. 198 00:15:25,008 --> 00:15:27,076 You don't have to cook, you know. 199 00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:30,330 It's okay. It's the only thing that relaxes me. 200 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,763 Really? 201 00:15:33,391 --> 00:15:37,519 It's just been awhile since I've seen everyone. 202 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,924 If you need to get something off your chest, you should... 203 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:44,401 I don't need you of all people to give me advice. 204 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:46,987 I'm sorry. 205 00:15:47,322 --> 00:15:48,572 No, it's... 206 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,491 - I didn't mean that. - It's a fair point. 207 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,332 What? 208 00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:03,962 They are here. 209 00:16:06,591 --> 00:16:07,758 She's hot. 210 00:16:10,595 --> 00:16:13,805 - Your boobs are bigger. - That's not true. 211 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:18,101 That's not true. 212 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:25,093 No, they're not. 213 00:16:25,193 --> 00:16:29,055 - Hey, look who I found. - Hey, handsome. 214 00:16:29,155 --> 00:16:31,099 You didn't have to fly all the way across the country. 215 00:16:31,199 --> 00:16:34,978 Are you kidding me? I wanted to. Alex, Kate. Kate, Alex. 216 00:16:35,078 --> 00:16:38,565 - Hey, I've heard a lot about you. - I've heard a lot about you. 217 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:42,334 - What the fuck are those? - That's how you say hi now? 218 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:45,154 They're shiny and pointy. 219 00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:46,990 They're Italian, mother fucker. You look like a lumberjack. 220 00:16:47,090 --> 00:16:49,617 Easy. God forbid I get dirt on that suit of yours. 221 00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,411 Dude, if you told us you were coming out of the closet, 222 00:16:51,511 --> 00:16:53,345 we could have thrown you a party. 223 00:16:53,638 --> 00:16:56,181 I told you my friends were awesome. 224 00:16:56,307 --> 00:16:58,501 Is there a bathroom I can use? 225 00:16:58,601 --> 00:16:59,935 - Upstairs! - Upstairs! 226 00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:03,105 Dinner is almost ready. 227 00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:04,690 Hey. 228 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:18,954 Sarah, this pasta is delicious. 229 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:23,417 It is pasta and sauce from a can. Tomorrow, I'll make something real. 230 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:26,795 Instagram tells me you're still cooking a lot. 231 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,716 Instagram lies. Unless ramen counts. 232 00:17:31,384 --> 00:17:34,287 So, being a lawyer is, like, fulfilling all your hopes and dreams? 233 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:37,248 Not all of us can stand to stride the planet on the backs of hedge funds. 234 00:17:37,348 --> 00:17:38,390 It's not what I meant. 235 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:42,769 I'm just saying, look we graduated, aside from you, 236 00:17:43,604 --> 00:17:45,798 at the onset of the worst recession in 80 years. 237 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:49,469 History says that most of us will never regain the income levels 238 00:17:49,569 --> 00:17:51,346 that we might have otherwise enjoyed. 239 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:56,908 Isaac here is a beautiful anomaly, and for that, we salute him. 240 00:17:57,368 --> 00:18:02,330 Thanks, pal, appreciate it. How's the PhD going? 241 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:05,792 What's that supposed to mean? 242 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:08,170 - It's a simple question. - Nah, it had subtext. 243 00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,323 - Yeah, you want the subtext? - Of course, I want the subtext. 244 00:18:10,423 --> 00:18:13,076 Don't you know who you're talking to? Did you forget who I am? 245 00:18:13,176 --> 00:18:15,870 Okay, how's life on your academic high horse? 246 00:18:15,970 --> 00:18:20,223 Looking down on the rest of us and despairing about the decline of our culture. 247 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:25,171 It's comments like those, Isaac, that make me despair. 248 00:18:25,271 --> 00:18:26,464 Actually, Josh, sorry, 249 00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:29,399 but I'd like to know what the hell you are doing here, too. 250 00:18:29,609 --> 00:18:31,693 Yeah, all joking aside, what are you writing about? 251 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,765 I'm writing about the future of biography. 252 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:42,537 How our ever expanding digital footprint, emails, texts, tweets 253 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:46,583 will inform our understanding of history and ourselves. 254 00:18:46,709 --> 00:18:49,127 - Which is ironic. - Why? 255 00:18:49,712 --> 00:18:51,630 'Cause I hate the modern world. 256 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:56,134 - Which era would you have rather lived in? - I'm sorry, what was your name again? 257 00:18:56,302 --> 00:18:57,385 - It was Kate? - Josh. 258 00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,914 - Okay, I'm just saying. I'm sorry. It's Kate? - Yeah. 259 00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:01,874 Kate, the only thing that I hate more than the present 260 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,100 is nostalgia for the past. 261 00:19:09,065 --> 00:19:11,259 Hey, you don't have to do... Let me... Let me do some. 262 00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:13,386 - Nope. - You want to take shifts? 263 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:16,347 He's compensating for the fact that he can't chop wood. 264 00:19:16,447 --> 00:19:17,724 My God, when did you get so mean, Josh? 265 00:19:17,824 --> 00:19:19,574 You're so mean. 266 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:22,562 Right around the same time you traded in for those shoes. 267 00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,647 This whole footwear smear campaign is really cutting me deep. 268 00:19:24,747 --> 00:19:27,749 It's a real shame. Maybe you should commit suicide. 269 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,821 What? Is that too soon? 270 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:36,007 Alex is laughing, look at that. It's a good joke. 271 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:39,928 So, how did you and Isaac meet? 272 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,750 - It's embarrassing. - Why? 273 00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:46,919 Well, I was an intern at his office, 274 00:19:47,019 --> 00:19:50,506 but we didn't start dating until after I left, of course. 275 00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:53,358 Of course. I think it's sweet. 276 00:19:57,113 --> 00:19:59,531 - Hey, I found two. - Great. 277 00:20:00,658 --> 00:20:01,825 Thanks. 278 00:20:04,871 --> 00:20:08,123 Are we gonna go with that? 279 00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,026 There's a whole chapter devoted to hair implants. 280 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:12,711 - You have to do it in this order. - No, exhibit B. 281 00:20:13,504 --> 00:20:15,406 "The Mature Man's Guide to Style..." 282 00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,366 My God, do not move. Hold that up right now. 283 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,785 "...for a man's best years." 284 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,912 Just pose with the cover, please? 285 00:20:21,012 --> 00:20:21,996 Yeah. 286 00:20:22,096 --> 00:20:24,248 Would you like to hear the section on hairclips? 287 00:20:24,348 --> 00:20:26,141 How's your book, Ben? 288 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:29,895 It's good, it'll be done soon. 289 00:20:31,188 --> 00:20:35,233 Is it better, or worse than your New Yorker story? 290 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:38,638 It is without a doubt longer. 291 00:20:38,738 --> 00:20:41,224 God, I love that story. It was so good. 292 00:20:41,324 --> 00:20:43,241 It's the only reason Siri went out with me. 293 00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:44,560 - It's not true. - It's true. 294 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,521 - It's not true. - You know it's true. 295 00:20:46,621 --> 00:20:48,038 Maybe a little bit. 296 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:51,082 I think I still have a copy here. 297 00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:57,339 You know what we should do? We should stage a dramatic reading. 298 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:58,950 That is not going to happen. 299 00:20:59,050 --> 00:21:01,718 Can you imagine? Everybody would participate. 300 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,621 I'll be the roommate, and you... 301 00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,722 - Josh, really, it's fine. - ...you could play the protagonist. 302 00:21:11,312 --> 00:21:12,630 - Sarah. - What? 303 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,773 Enough with the fucking pictures. 304 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:18,261 I'm sorry, I'm recording this for posterity. Is that okay? 305 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:21,472 - By what? By ruining it in the present? - No, that's your job. 306 00:21:21,572 --> 00:21:24,449 - Okay, come on. Come on, you two. Really. - Hold on. That's okay. 307 00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:26,159 Sarah, let me ask you something. 308 00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,520 What? 309 00:21:27,620 --> 00:21:29,856 What are you going to do with these pictures, huh? 310 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:32,332 Are you gonna post them on Facebook? 311 00:21:32,458 --> 00:21:34,193 I don't know, maybe. Would that make you mad? 312 00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:35,528 You're clinically obsessed. 313 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,780 I like to see what my friends are up to. Big deal. 314 00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:42,618 So, wait, your news feed tells you that Isaac got a new pair of Italian loafers, 315 00:21:42,718 --> 00:21:45,746 or Ben, Ben wrote a funny headline for the Post, 316 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:47,748 and that makes you feel like you still know somebody? 317 00:21:47,848 --> 00:21:51,210 Yeah, kind of, because that's what people do now, Josh. 318 00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:52,420 People who care at least. 319 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,754 Well, you know what? I'm sorry. 320 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,716 But maybe I'd rather be in the fucking dark as to what people are up to, 321 00:21:56,816 --> 00:22:00,219 than mistake some false level of intimacy for friendship. 322 00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:02,430 That is such bullshit. We're still friends. 323 00:22:02,530 --> 00:22:06,934 Isaac is on his BlackBerry sending emails to San Francisco right now. 324 00:22:07,034 --> 00:22:08,201 Enough. Isaac? 325 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:09,854 Yeah? 326 00:22:09,954 --> 00:22:13,190 Remember when I got stoned for the first time 327 00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,041 and we went to the Natural History museum? 328 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,236 - I remember you freaking out. - Yeah. 329 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,213 And you had to make me dance to make me feel better. 330 00:22:21,841 --> 00:22:23,758 And you did the devil dance. 331 00:22:24,260 --> 00:22:25,995 - My God. - Devil dance. 332 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:28,956 - I totally forgot about the devil dance. - It's my favourite thing. 333 00:22:29,056 --> 00:22:32,142 - I thought you hated dancing. - Isaac doesn't dance? 334 00:22:32,309 --> 00:22:33,768 Isaac dances. 335 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,938 Okay, so what was Isaac like in college? 336 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,440 - Dorky. - Uncultured. 337 00:22:38,607 --> 00:22:41,719 - Pretty much exactly what he is right now. - I was pretty dorky. 338 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:45,864 - Okay, so you were really adorable. - Babe, thanks. 339 00:22:48,826 --> 00:22:50,285 So, what do you do, Kate? 340 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,706 I work at a suicide and crisis hotline for teens in the Bay Area. 341 00:22:58,127 --> 00:23:01,046 That sounded strange. Sorry. I didn't realise until it came out of my mouth. 342 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:04,883 It's a shame I didn't have your number. You could have solved all my problems. 343 00:23:14,393 --> 00:23:16,519 Why did you lie? 344 00:23:17,313 --> 00:23:18,396 When? 345 00:23:19,482 --> 00:23:21,733 Alex. About the book. 346 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:27,739 I didn't lie. I said the book would be done soon and it will. 347 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:32,186 Why not just say it's still in research? 348 00:23:32,286 --> 00:23:35,648 Because maybe this weekend isn't about my problems. 349 00:23:35,748 --> 00:23:39,584 If you want to schedule some time to do that, we can find it. 350 00:23:40,711 --> 00:23:42,754 She seems really sweet. 351 00:23:43,047 --> 00:23:44,240 Stop it. 352 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:47,675 Tell us all about your illicit office romance. 353 00:23:48,552 --> 00:23:49,829 You're being so annoying. 354 00:23:49,929 --> 00:23:52,832 - Did you play naughty intern? - That's not what happened. 355 00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,001 - What? I think it's hot. - Go to sleep. 356 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,546 Go to sleep. All of you, go to sleep. Get out of here. 357 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,881 - I'm ready to go to sleep. - I'm over it. 358 00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,565 I'll go with you. 359 00:24:05,653 --> 00:24:07,013 - Good night. - Good night. 360 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:09,656 - Night, guys. - Good night. 361 00:24:10,783 --> 00:24:12,435 You just gonna hang out? 362 00:24:12,535 --> 00:24:14,937 How many times does she wake up during the middle of the night? 363 00:24:15,037 --> 00:24:17,747 Do you have to feed her, every, I don't know, hour-and-a-half? 364 00:24:18,624 --> 00:24:19,859 You're such an asshole. 365 00:24:19,959 --> 00:24:21,610 'Cause I have some friends and they have kids 366 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,779 and they say it's like Vietnam. 367 00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,380 Go fuck yourself. 368 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:29,467 He'd been calling me a lot. 369 00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,139 Alex. 370 00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:40,812 Not too much to talk about, just checking in. 371 00:24:46,861 --> 00:24:49,154 Always asking about the book. 372 00:24:50,823 --> 00:24:55,034 "How's the book? How's the book going? How you doing on the book?" Fucking... 373 00:24:59,331 --> 00:25:02,333 Got to the point where I was screening his calls. 374 00:25:06,881 --> 00:25:08,673 Excuse me. Excuse me. 375 00:25:11,177 --> 00:25:13,303 It takes me a minute to spit. 376 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:40,371 Isn't it so funny how we're all breathing under the same roof again? 377 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,027 Do you ever wish we could just go back? 378 00:25:45,127 --> 00:25:46,711 Sometimes. 379 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:52,159 - Actually, no, I don't. I really don't. - Why? 380 00:25:52,259 --> 00:25:54,719 Not at all. Because... 381 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:59,265 I don't know. I guess I was mainly just scared. 382 00:26:00,351 --> 00:26:01,460 Of what? 383 00:26:01,560 --> 00:26:05,756 Of you all, of the possibility that you didn't like me. 384 00:26:05,856 --> 00:26:07,007 That's ridiculous. 385 00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:11,361 It's the truth. I remember, that feeling did not go away 386 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:19,244 until junior year when Ben had me at his parents place for Easter. 387 00:26:21,413 --> 00:26:25,792 We took the train there and back, barely talked, but you know, it was 388 00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:29,462 better than talking, it was just... 389 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,676 Just nice. 390 00:26:49,275 --> 00:26:51,651 I don't know how to say this, 391 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,989 but have you ever thought about going to therapy? 392 00:26:58,033 --> 00:27:01,020 Because I've done it a lot and... 393 00:27:01,120 --> 00:27:02,161 - You have? - Yeah. 394 00:27:02,413 --> 00:27:03,621 Why? 395 00:27:04,832 --> 00:27:06,958 - Seriously? - Yeah, you're fine. 396 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:10,169 Let me think. 397 00:27:10,796 --> 00:27:14,465 How I'm constantly anxious and I can never pinpoint why. 398 00:27:15,718 --> 00:27:21,373 How ever since college I can only be with guys who are assholes or married. 399 00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:22,499 Or both. 400 00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:23,975 Has the therapy helped? 401 00:27:24,184 --> 00:27:26,670 I mean, I take Xanax now. That helps. 402 00:27:26,770 --> 00:27:31,091 And also, you know, the other stuff is helpful. 403 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:35,528 It's complicated, though. My therapist thinks that it's very deep-rooted 404 00:27:35,654 --> 00:27:38,364 in my childhood and... 405 00:27:39,575 --> 00:27:42,645 I'm sorry, I'm talking about myself. 406 00:27:42,745 --> 00:27:45,163 I'm so self-absorbed. This is why I'm in therapy. 407 00:27:45,289 --> 00:27:48,875 No, it isn't. No, it isn't. You just need to sleep. 408 00:27:49,710 --> 00:27:51,695 I know, but are you okay? 409 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,531 Do you need something right now before we go to sleep? 410 00:27:54,631 --> 00:27:58,176 Sarah, you're going to have to stop asking me that. Okay? 411 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:03,082 You're very nice. 412 00:28:03,182 --> 00:28:05,251 Well, I think you're doing a really good job, 413 00:28:05,351 --> 00:28:08,644 and I'm just gonna wait here until you fall asleep. 414 00:28:14,818 --> 00:28:16,402 All right, forget it. 415 00:28:17,571 --> 00:28:19,431 - Good night, thank you. - Good night. 416 00:28:19,531 --> 00:28:21,267 I'm glad you're here. 417 00:28:21,367 --> 00:28:22,492 Isaac? 418 00:28:23,994 --> 00:28:27,580 Isaac? Isaac? You're awake? 419 00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:35,781 - What do you like about me? - What? 420 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:38,075 You waited too long. 421 00:28:38,175 --> 00:28:41,287 Babe, it's the middle of the night. 422 00:28:41,387 --> 00:28:46,041 Now, I can't trust what you say because it didn't just come to you. 423 00:28:46,141 --> 00:28:50,186 Wait, can we just talk about this in the morning? 424 00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:52,506 No, we can't talk about it in the morning. 425 00:28:52,606 --> 00:28:56,844 I think your friends think I'm stupid and young. 426 00:28:56,944 --> 00:28:59,471 They don't think you're stupid and young. Neither. 427 00:28:59,571 --> 00:29:02,182 Go back to sleep. Let's talk about this tomorrow. 428 00:29:02,282 --> 00:29:03,408 But... 429 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:12,583 - Hey. - Hey. 430 00:29:13,836 --> 00:29:17,281 You know what I wanted to tell you? What's that show that you like? 431 00:29:17,381 --> 00:29:19,575 The one with all the ladies and they're in a city? 432 00:29:19,675 --> 00:29:21,175 - What is it? - The Real Housewives? 433 00:29:21,301 --> 00:29:22,619 - The Real Housewives. - Yeah, I don't love that show. 434 00:29:22,719 --> 00:29:25,039 - No, no, no, but I was watching that show. - No, you weren't. 435 00:29:25,139 --> 00:29:29,043 No, it was on, and I was there, and I couldn't look away. 436 00:29:29,143 --> 00:29:31,144 - Josh, shut up. - Sarah, do you wanna know why? 437 00:29:31,937 --> 00:29:34,673 Because I realised why you love that show so much, 438 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:38,359 because at its core, it's about the human condition. 439 00:29:44,283 --> 00:29:45,491 - No. - What? 440 00:30:01,049 --> 00:30:02,910 I thought they hated each other. 441 00:30:03,010 --> 00:30:06,262 They do and they don't. It's like a weird game they play. 442 00:30:07,556 --> 00:30:09,891 Your friends are fucked up. 443 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,560 They prefer "complicated." 444 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:19,942 - Sarah and Josh. - Just like old times. 445 00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:33,581 I don't know why I let this keep happening. 446 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:36,193 I don't know, Sarah. Maybe because you want it to. 447 00:30:36,293 --> 00:30:41,214 No, it's just something I think I want, and then later I feel awful about. 448 00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:46,620 - You all right? - Yes. 449 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:50,124 Are Ben and Siri acting weird, or is it just me? 450 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:51,583 It's just you. 451 00:30:51,683 --> 00:30:54,461 - You think they heard us? - How would I know? 452 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:56,922 Well, I don't know, she's a light sleeper that Siri. 453 00:30:57,022 --> 00:30:59,299 And you're very loud, you've gotten louder. 454 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,094 What is that supposed to mean, "She's a light sleeper"? 455 00:31:02,194 --> 00:31:05,222 I thought you were talking about the fact that you've gotten louder. I don't know. 456 00:31:05,322 --> 00:31:08,642 Remember in college she used to wear those dorky little orange ear buds. 457 00:31:08,742 --> 00:31:12,479 And then she would still complain about being woken up by the church bells. 458 00:31:12,579 --> 00:31:14,857 - You're still in love with her. - I'm not still in love with her. 459 00:31:14,957 --> 00:31:17,776 - Yes, you are. - I'm not still in love with her, Sarah. 460 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:22,448 I just find if fascinating that Ben seems to get everything that he wants in life. 461 00:31:22,548 --> 00:31:23,673 Can I ask you a question? 462 00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:27,744 Where do you get off thinking the whole world is conspiring against you? 463 00:31:27,844 --> 00:31:31,138 - You want to go again? - No, you're a dick. 464 00:31:32,140 --> 00:31:35,142 All men are dicks, Sarah. We're hardwired that way. 465 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:37,629 Yeah, but you're a dick who thinks he's better than a dick 466 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,465 because you can back up your dickish behaviour 467 00:31:39,565 --> 00:31:41,467 with psychobabble and pseudo-science. 468 00:31:41,567 --> 00:31:44,636 - Yeah, blah, blah, blah. Let's go again. - I don't want to. 469 00:31:44,736 --> 00:31:46,513 I think it'd be a good idea to go again. 470 00:31:46,613 --> 00:31:48,823 - You can't go again. - I can go again. 471 00:32:17,269 --> 00:32:20,005 There are three stages of finding friends in college. 472 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:24,384 The first is desperation. The second is panic. 473 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,611 The third is fate. 474 00:32:27,696 --> 00:32:31,782 You wind up at the same table together somehow, and your real life begins. 475 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:56,307 Busted. 476 00:32:59,728 --> 00:33:00,853 Does everyone else know? 477 00:33:01,313 --> 00:33:02,605 Paper thin walls. 478 00:33:03,357 --> 00:33:04,607 Perfect. 479 00:33:06,485 --> 00:33:08,527 No one is judging. 480 00:33:08,904 --> 00:33:10,404 Besides me. 481 00:33:11,031 --> 00:33:14,685 It's like I'm this mature, successful adult woman, 482 00:33:14,785 --> 00:33:15,852 except when I'm with Josh. 483 00:33:15,952 --> 00:33:19,773 It's like I'm back in sophomore year, and I'm totally insecure and... 484 00:33:19,873 --> 00:33:21,999 It's complicated. He was your first. 485 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,710 It's not complicated, he's using me. 486 00:33:24,836 --> 00:33:26,796 Who's to say you weren't using him? 487 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,923 My therapist, actually. 488 00:33:29,466 --> 00:33:33,287 Josh is a man child who uses sex, I'm serious, 489 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:36,748 as a means of processing deep-seated emotional issues. 490 00:33:36,848 --> 00:33:40,101 You are an overworked tax attorney who can stand to get laid. 491 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,855 I'm a mergers and acquisitions attorney who can stand to get laid. Thank you. 492 00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:48,442 Whatever. Are you still... 493 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:54,740 with... 494 00:33:55,575 --> 00:33:59,245 I think I might be a little pregnant. 495 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,210 - What? - You don't run. 496 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,155 Well, I'm thinking of picking it up. 497 00:34:08,255 --> 00:34:10,991 Alex, you're still recovering. Why don't you take it easy? 498 00:34:11,091 --> 00:34:13,050 I can always stop. 499 00:34:13,802 --> 00:34:17,080 I have been trying to get motivated all morning. 500 00:34:17,180 --> 00:34:18,332 Come with me. 501 00:34:18,432 --> 00:34:20,141 - Yeah? - Yeah. 502 00:34:20,559 --> 00:34:23,269 - How'd you sleep? - Fine. Why? 503 00:34:23,395 --> 00:34:26,298 Good. Just wanted to make sure you weren't being attacked. 504 00:34:26,398 --> 00:34:27,565 - There is a lot of wildlife around. - My God. 505 00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:33,722 - So, how's Brooklyn? - It's fine. Come visit. 506 00:34:33,822 --> 00:34:35,948 I will. Sorry, sorry, sorry. 507 00:34:37,242 --> 00:34:39,326 - You okay? - Yeah. 508 00:34:42,539 --> 00:34:44,790 - You better be fine. - I am. 509 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:49,529 - I saw the pictures you posted the other day. - Yeah? 510 00:34:49,629 --> 00:34:52,757 Where you and Ben went to all the thrift shops, 511 00:34:52,883 --> 00:34:55,050 and made your place look so homelike. 512 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:57,704 Yeah, I did. 513 00:34:57,804 --> 00:35:00,431 Now, all you need is a Golden Retriever. 514 00:35:03,226 --> 00:35:04,268 What? 515 00:35:06,605 --> 00:35:08,063 What's going on? 516 00:35:08,648 --> 00:35:11,192 - I got a job offer in LA. - All right! 517 00:35:11,943 --> 00:35:13,110 It's a dream kind of offer. 518 00:35:13,236 --> 00:35:14,779 That's great. 519 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,406 So, then, what's the bad news? 520 00:35:20,327 --> 00:35:22,187 Ben's been resisting at every turn. 521 00:35:22,287 --> 00:35:27,567 We've been fighting a lot about going and fighting about staying. 522 00:35:27,667 --> 00:35:31,170 We haven't even made love in weeks and... 523 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,465 - Didn't need to know that part. - I'm sorry. 524 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,925 No, no. 525 00:35:38,094 --> 00:35:40,513 I just think some space would be good for us both. 526 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:42,264 Wait, wait, no, no. 527 00:35:45,685 --> 00:35:48,646 You and Ben are going to be fine. Okay? 528 00:35:49,272 --> 00:35:50,674 Ben's probably just stressed out right now. 529 00:35:50,774 --> 00:35:53,818 He'll figure it out, he'll finish his book, and then... 530 00:35:54,694 --> 00:35:57,196 - What? - Ben is... 531 00:35:59,491 --> 00:36:02,743 Well, for starters, he's blocked. 532 00:36:04,955 --> 00:36:06,330 Blocked? 533 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,500 Please, don't say anything, obviously. 534 00:36:11,044 --> 00:36:13,462 He hasn't written anything in almost a year. 535 00:36:18,552 --> 00:36:20,302 Look who it is. 536 00:36:20,971 --> 00:36:23,514 - It's about time, you lazy bum. - Lazy? 537 00:36:24,182 --> 00:36:27,184 It's not like you let me sleep. You and Sarah. 538 00:36:29,563 --> 00:36:31,173 How's Siri? 539 00:36:31,273 --> 00:36:34,984 Siri is on a run. 540 00:36:36,278 --> 00:36:37,653 Okay. 541 00:36:41,908 --> 00:36:43,576 And she's back. 542 00:36:44,035 --> 00:36:45,661 Ben, can I ask you something? 543 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:51,333 Was it difficult as a couple when the iPhone 4s came out? 544 00:36:51,960 --> 00:36:56,547 'Cause I can imagine, here you are, minding your own business, 545 00:36:58,216 --> 00:37:01,844 and then everybody's asking her a question. 546 00:37:03,638 --> 00:37:05,556 You're a fucking idiot. 547 00:37:08,602 --> 00:37:10,102 Just a second. 548 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:18,652 - It's all yours. - Thank you. Hey. 549 00:37:20,322 --> 00:37:23,850 I'm sorry about what I said last night. I'm... 550 00:37:23,950 --> 00:37:26,019 It's okay. Don't worry. 551 00:37:26,119 --> 00:37:28,396 You're not even 48 hours removed from a traumatic event. 552 00:37:28,496 --> 00:37:29,981 You're suddenly the centre of love and attention. 553 00:37:30,081 --> 00:37:32,651 You're feeling mildly manic and also oddly angry. 554 00:37:32,751 --> 00:37:34,486 I imagine you're also experiencing mood cycling, 555 00:37:34,586 --> 00:37:36,863 and you're scared as hell of the next time you'll crash. 556 00:37:36,963 --> 00:37:39,506 So, no, I'm not taking it personally. 557 00:37:40,258 --> 00:37:41,508 - Good. - Don't worry, though. 558 00:37:42,010 --> 00:37:43,427 You'll level off. 559 00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,108 What... 560 00:37:58,777 --> 00:38:01,987 What style of yoga is that? What form is that? 561 00:38:05,825 --> 00:38:07,952 I took a yoga class once. 562 00:38:09,120 --> 00:38:10,621 Maybe it wasn't for me. 563 00:38:26,471 --> 00:38:28,180 No, yeah... 564 00:38:30,183 --> 00:38:31,642 I'm gonna give you some space. 565 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:39,274 You know what I miss? I miss living down the hall from you. 566 00:38:39,401 --> 00:38:41,636 I could always pop over whenever I wanted to talk. 567 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,054 You just hated sleeping alone, 568 00:38:43,154 --> 00:38:45,307 and you needed someone to talk to about Josh. 569 00:38:45,407 --> 00:38:48,909 - Don't be naive. - Don't be naive, about what? 570 00:38:51,538 --> 00:38:52,663 Isaac! 571 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,248 Sarah? 572 00:38:55,583 --> 00:38:58,377 I always wanted you to make a move. 573 00:38:59,671 --> 00:39:01,213 That's funny. 574 00:39:03,008 --> 00:39:04,508 I'm serious. 575 00:39:06,428 --> 00:39:10,014 But you always said that we shouldn't because we're such good friends. 576 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:17,312 Yes, that is what I said, but that is not what I wanted. 577 00:39:19,024 --> 00:39:20,300 You're impossible, you know that? 578 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:22,594 - I'm impossible? - Yeah, you're totally impossible. 579 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:24,278 You're impossible. 580 00:39:25,530 --> 00:39:27,197 So sorry. 581 00:39:30,368 --> 00:39:33,229 Is that butter? No, no, don't wipe it. I got it. Right there. 582 00:39:33,329 --> 00:39:34,705 It's cream cheese, perfect. 583 00:39:35,749 --> 00:39:37,708 I'm gonna go wash up, babe. 584 00:39:40,670 --> 00:39:42,546 - Morning. - Morning. 585 00:39:47,886 --> 00:39:53,291 We've got great southern exposure, so I was thinking of installing a solar array, 586 00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:57,212 and maybe a few rain water basins, too. 587 00:39:57,312 --> 00:39:58,630 That sounds great, Alex. 588 00:39:58,730 --> 00:40:00,632 Then you'd have everything you need to start a cult. 589 00:40:00,732 --> 00:40:02,066 I'm in. 590 00:40:02,734 --> 00:40:05,402 Hey, what do you think the girls are doing right now? 591 00:40:05,528 --> 00:40:06,528 I don't know, their hair? 592 00:40:07,530 --> 00:40:09,740 What if we propose an elaborate swap? 593 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:13,035 - Yeah, they would be thrilled. - Numbers aren't even. 594 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:15,355 The numbers are plenty even. I've done... 595 00:40:15,455 --> 00:40:19,567 Look, Alex, you get sweet, nubile Kate. 596 00:40:19,667 --> 00:40:20,735 Great, great. 597 00:40:20,835 --> 00:40:23,738 Isaac, you get Sarah. I get Siri 'cause, well, that's all that's left. 598 00:40:23,838 --> 00:40:26,423 And, Ben, you get to get published in The New Yorker. 599 00:40:27,092 --> 00:40:29,009 That's hilarious. 600 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:37,851 - What the fuck was that? - I don't know, a dog? 601 00:40:41,272 --> 00:40:44,801 Well, the boys better be close or they are going to get drenched. 602 00:40:44,901 --> 00:40:46,443 Do you want to go on a food run? 603 00:40:47,487 --> 00:40:49,780 - Actually, I'm feeling a little sick. - I'll go. 604 00:40:51,699 --> 00:40:53,450 - Would you? - Yeah. 605 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:55,353 Great. 606 00:40:55,453 --> 00:40:58,440 - Would you pick something up for me? - Yes. 607 00:40:58,540 --> 00:40:59,665 Thanks. 608 00:40:59,833 --> 00:41:01,860 - Now? - Yeah, let's go. 609 00:41:01,960 --> 00:41:03,877 - Cool. - Have fun. 610 00:41:04,587 --> 00:41:06,421 Boy, where did you come from? 611 00:41:06,631 --> 00:41:08,908 There aren't that many houses out here. 612 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,050 Hello? 613 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:13,804 Anyone lose a dog? 614 00:41:15,348 --> 00:41:16,974 She looks hungry. 615 00:41:18,143 --> 00:41:20,462 What are you doing, man? You don't feed a strange dog. 616 00:41:20,562 --> 00:41:21,546 Why not? 617 00:41:21,646 --> 00:41:23,631 Because you will just confuse it and make everything worse. 618 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,050 That's bullshit. 619 00:41:25,150 --> 00:41:28,193 Hey, look, as much as I want to hang out with this dog all day long, 620 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,778 has anyone else noticed that it's pouring? 621 00:41:30,196 --> 00:41:31,389 We can't just leave it here. 622 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:34,059 - Owner should have put some tags on him. - Owner should've what? 623 00:41:34,159 --> 00:41:36,061 Owner should have put some tags on him. 624 00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:39,898 Okay, so the dog should be punished for its owner's sins. 625 00:41:39,998 --> 00:41:41,206 Are you a Republican now? 626 00:41:42,792 --> 00:41:43,834 So what if I am? 627 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:46,670 So what if... What? 628 00:41:49,299 --> 00:41:51,425 Ben, did he tell you about this? 629 00:41:52,010 --> 00:41:53,411 Yum, grapes. 630 00:41:53,511 --> 00:41:57,055 - Hey, will this work? - God, no. That's not good. 631 00:41:59,475 --> 00:42:02,253 So, when did you and Isaac meet? 632 00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:05,006 Freshman year, he lived down the hall from me. 633 00:42:05,106 --> 00:42:06,607 I was so nervous to come on this trip. 634 00:42:07,192 --> 00:42:08,218 Really? 635 00:42:08,318 --> 00:42:10,386 Isaac looks up to you guys so much. 636 00:42:10,486 --> 00:42:14,682 It's like meeting his parents, but worse 'cause there's five of you. 637 00:42:14,782 --> 00:42:19,870 Well, be thankful you're not meeting his parents, his mom is crazy. 638 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:26,251 I'm so jealous of you. 639 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,781 - Why? - Because... 640 00:42:29,881 --> 00:42:34,035 You guys just have all these shared experiences that I'll never have. 641 00:42:34,135 --> 00:42:40,265 Well, you know Isaac, he was shy and sweet. Really sweet. 642 00:42:40,808 --> 00:42:46,647 He's the only one of us from the Midwest, so he's the least neurotic of the bunch by far. 643 00:42:47,190 --> 00:42:49,233 - I can see that. - Yeah. 644 00:42:49,359 --> 00:42:54,738 He takes me out to fancy dinners all the time, and it's nice, but it's not why I like him. 645 00:42:57,408 --> 00:43:00,911 - Why do you like him? - Because he's grounded. 646 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:03,580 And he's so kind. 647 00:43:04,916 --> 00:43:07,668 And the other day, we celebrated our quarter-year anniversary, 648 00:43:07,835 --> 00:43:09,821 which is ridiculous. 649 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:13,241 It's so ridiculous, but it made me really happy. 650 00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:18,387 And I think he's got the right priorities, which is rare. 651 00:43:21,015 --> 00:43:22,766 - Everything okay? - Yeah. 652 00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:27,020 So many mushrooms. Watermelon. 653 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,147 There you are. 654 00:43:33,820 --> 00:43:35,445 Hey, big news. 655 00:43:35,780 --> 00:43:38,073 - What? - Isaac voted for Bush. 656 00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:41,076 - That's not the news. - We found a dog. 657 00:43:41,786 --> 00:43:43,620 My God. 658 00:43:44,956 --> 00:43:48,693 - Where did you guys find it? - The river, in the woods. 659 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,043 I'm gonna go take a shower. 660 00:43:50,461 --> 00:43:51,863 Alex, hold on. Give me a second... 661 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:55,966 What? What? What? What? You gonna come with me and bathe me? 662 00:43:56,134 --> 00:43:57,801 - That's not what I was gonna say. - Okay. 663 00:43:57,969 --> 00:44:01,513 I'm fucking fine, okay? Okay? 664 00:44:01,848 --> 00:44:03,890 Everybody, I thank you for your concern, 665 00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:09,229 but I am fucking fine and just, please, stop following me around, okay? 666 00:44:12,233 --> 00:44:13,900 What do we do? 667 00:44:16,863 --> 00:44:18,905 He said he's fucking fine. 668 00:44:19,115 --> 00:44:22,617 - I'm gonna check on him in a minute. - I think he is okay. 669 00:44:22,827 --> 00:44:23,994 How do you know? 670 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:26,830 Just know. 671 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:30,500 Hey. 672 00:44:31,336 --> 00:44:33,029 Sweet nectar and ambrosia. 673 00:44:33,129 --> 00:44:35,839 - There's more in the car. - My gosh. 674 00:44:37,175 --> 00:44:38,743 Who is this? 675 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:41,470 You know Josh. He makes friends everywhere he goes. 676 00:44:43,348 --> 00:44:44,848 I missed you. 677 00:44:45,058 --> 00:44:46,224 I missed you, too. 678 00:44:58,279 --> 00:45:00,014 Jeff Goldblum. Done. 679 00:45:00,114 --> 00:45:02,600 - Jeff Goldblum? - Yeah. 680 00:45:02,700 --> 00:45:04,117 The dog was in The Fly? 681 00:45:04,243 --> 00:45:06,479 - I think it's good. - You don't name a dog Jeff. 682 00:45:06,579 --> 00:45:08,815 Why would it be named Jeff Goldblum? 683 00:45:08,915 --> 00:45:11,776 How do you know that the dog is Jewish, first of all? 684 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:13,861 How did you just assume? How did you make that call? 685 00:45:13,961 --> 00:45:15,837 That's the dog's name. You're welcome. 686 00:45:16,172 --> 00:45:19,909 - Jeff Goldblum. Ben, name the dog, please. - And we'll be here all night. 687 00:45:20,009 --> 00:45:21,259 I think he likes the name Timmy. 688 00:45:21,719 --> 00:45:23,887 - Come here. Good. - Timmy's a good name. 689 00:45:25,264 --> 00:45:26,431 Come here, come here, come here. 690 00:45:29,394 --> 00:45:33,647 Wait, hold on, guys. Seriously, wait. I think I can hear Timmy's thoughts. 691 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:37,150 "Gee, I sure am glad I'm inside right now, 692 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:41,306 "instead of being out there in the cold and rain." 693 00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,599 "The mean one with the effeminate shoes didn't want me to come." 694 00:45:43,699 --> 00:45:47,186 Hey, Timmy would kill for these shoes. 695 00:45:47,286 --> 00:45:49,981 "But I'll bite his ass later." 696 00:45:50,081 --> 00:45:52,958 Why do we just assume that dogs talk like that? 697 00:45:53,084 --> 00:45:54,986 It's not like a dog just opened its mouth one day 698 00:45:55,086 --> 00:45:59,005 and that's what it sounded like and we assigned that voice to it. 699 00:46:01,467 --> 00:46:02,827 Ignore them, Timmy. 700 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,262 - Timmy? - That's his name. 701 00:46:06,472 --> 00:46:08,598 - Hey, I just thought of something. - What? 702 00:46:08,891 --> 00:46:11,002 I told Siri earlier how much I loved your place, 703 00:46:11,102 --> 00:46:13,212 and that all you guys were missing was a dog, 704 00:46:13,312 --> 00:46:17,441 and now, one appears. You have your chance. 705 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,735 We're not getting a dog. 706 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:24,030 - Siri, it's not a dog. It's Timmy. - Yeah. 707 00:46:24,991 --> 00:46:29,369 "I'm not just a dog. I need a house. And I like you guys the best." 708 00:46:31,080 --> 00:46:33,191 You guys have that little backyard. It could run back and forth. 709 00:46:33,291 --> 00:46:34,359 Yeah. 710 00:46:34,459 --> 00:46:39,087 Timmy, where do you want to go? He says he wants it, too. 711 00:46:40,131 --> 00:46:41,298 Doesn't matter. 712 00:46:42,967 --> 00:46:45,536 So, what are we making, Sarah? 713 00:46:45,636 --> 00:46:51,641 We are making chilled watermelon soup and sea scallop risotto. 714 00:46:51,893 --> 00:46:54,478 - What? What are we making again? - I'm sorry. Can you do something helpful? 715 00:46:54,604 --> 00:46:58,356 - Did you say "risotto"? - Can you please do something helpful? 716 00:46:58,483 --> 00:47:00,066 The joint's not going to roll itself, Sarah. 717 00:47:00,651 --> 00:47:02,720 And I'm making a magical appetizer dish 718 00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:05,807 that's going to make your risotto taste so much better. 719 00:47:05,907 --> 00:47:07,365 - Please. - Please, what? 720 00:47:11,829 --> 00:47:12,913 What? 721 00:47:14,790 --> 00:47:17,026 Give me a break. I'm not listening to that. 722 00:47:17,126 --> 00:47:18,444 Why? 723 00:47:18,544 --> 00:47:22,839 It's like we're gripped by this never-ending nostalgia for our parents' music. 724 00:47:23,382 --> 00:47:25,008 It's oppressive. 725 00:47:25,718 --> 00:47:27,703 What about Bruce Springsteen is oppressive? 726 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,497 Let me tell you something about Bruce Springsteen, okay? 727 00:47:29,597 --> 00:47:34,017 Never trust anyone who is that passionate about the state of New Jersey. 728 00:47:34,519 --> 00:47:37,020 You are so full of shit. Okay. 729 00:47:39,315 --> 00:47:41,149 What is he gonna do now? What have we got? 730 00:47:42,860 --> 00:47:45,388 - Arcade Fire? - Yes, Arcade fucking Fire! 731 00:47:45,488 --> 00:47:47,098 What, what's wrong with this? 732 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:49,616 - Too Canadian. - What does that mean? 733 00:47:50,952 --> 00:47:55,106 Too Canadian, really? Does this look too Canadian? Really? 734 00:47:55,206 --> 00:47:59,026 But who knows? I don't know, maybe it fits our-postmodern profile 735 00:47:59,126 --> 00:48:02,071 for a Canadian band to best express American anxiety 736 00:48:02,171 --> 00:48:05,090 during this gradual post-empire period of decline. 737 00:48:05,216 --> 00:48:07,618 Blah, blah, blah, bullshit blah. 738 00:48:07,718 --> 00:48:08,843 Miss Kate? 739 00:48:09,637 --> 00:48:11,930 I don't normally smoke. 740 00:48:13,057 --> 00:48:14,849 It's not gonna bite. 741 00:48:16,477 --> 00:48:18,436 Okay, fine. 742 00:48:19,730 --> 00:48:21,147 I like Kate. 743 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,819 There you go. 744 00:48:29,073 --> 00:48:30,532 All right. 745 00:48:35,913 --> 00:48:40,067 Alex, where did you get these records? I feel like I'm at a garage sale. 746 00:48:40,167 --> 00:48:42,586 I bought them at a garage sale. 747 00:48:46,090 --> 00:48:48,717 - Babe? - I'm good. 748 00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,556 What's going on? Come on! 749 00:48:55,266 --> 00:48:58,143 Look, if now is not the time to get fucked up, I really... 750 00:48:58,477 --> 00:49:03,481 I don't know when is. Fuck it, I'm dancing. 751 00:49:03,691 --> 00:49:05,426 I'm gonna dance, too. 752 00:49:05,526 --> 00:49:10,363 Here we go. You should prepare yourself for this. 753 00:49:11,741 --> 00:49:14,659 This is what you call a home run. Turn it on. That's right. 754 00:49:19,040 --> 00:49:21,374 See that? Isaac, who's the dancer now? 755 00:49:22,168 --> 00:49:24,779 That's right, Kate. Isaac will not do this. 756 00:49:24,879 --> 00:49:26,921 He won't show you these moves. 757 00:49:42,313 --> 00:49:44,397 Hello, what is up? 758 00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,024 This looks terrible. 759 00:49:46,442 --> 00:49:47,859 Thanks. 760 00:49:49,153 --> 00:49:51,363 How serious were you this morning? 761 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:56,368 About what? 762 00:49:57,286 --> 00:49:58,828 You know what. 763 00:50:00,539 --> 00:50:02,457 I just thought... 764 00:50:04,752 --> 00:50:06,737 No. You know what? I'm sorry I said anything. 765 00:50:06,837 --> 00:50:08,505 I shouldn't have said anything. 766 00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,465 I'm not sorry. 767 00:50:13,386 --> 00:50:14,803 I'm not sorry. 768 00:50:20,017 --> 00:50:21,168 Okay. 769 00:50:21,268 --> 00:50:22,378 - Then... - Isaac! 770 00:50:22,478 --> 00:50:23,588 Yeah? 771 00:50:23,688 --> 00:50:25,563 Get your anti-government ass in here. Come on. 772 00:50:29,151 --> 00:50:31,444 I gotta go show those fools how to dance. 773 00:51:09,275 --> 00:51:10,316 What? 774 00:51:13,529 --> 00:51:14,696 What's up? 775 00:51:15,364 --> 00:51:16,515 Nothing. 776 00:51:16,615 --> 00:51:17,782 Nothing? 777 00:51:18,743 --> 00:51:20,326 Since when do you turn down a joint? 778 00:51:21,620 --> 00:51:23,121 I'm just not in the mood. 779 00:51:34,091 --> 00:51:36,760 Then tell me something. I'm dying over here. 780 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:39,345 I didn't want to influence you. 781 00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:41,473 About what? 782 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:43,933 It should be just about us. 783 00:51:44,351 --> 00:51:45,435 Really. 784 00:51:50,983 --> 00:51:53,276 Are you... Are you saying... 785 00:51:56,447 --> 00:51:57,989 - I don't know. - Are you sure? 786 00:51:58,282 --> 00:51:59,949 No, I'm not sure. 787 00:52:00,659 --> 00:52:02,786 Just really late. 788 00:52:03,788 --> 00:52:05,497 I got a test today, but... 789 00:52:07,958 --> 00:52:09,459 What does that look mean? 790 00:52:11,921 --> 00:52:13,129 I'm... 791 00:52:14,757 --> 00:52:16,800 I'm imagining a baby 792 00:52:17,802 --> 00:52:20,220 that looks half like you and half like me. 793 00:52:22,389 --> 00:52:24,599 - It tends to happen. - No. 794 00:52:31,315 --> 00:52:32,690 What if I moved to LA? 795 00:52:33,442 --> 00:52:35,302 I mean, sure, when I got there I'd be unemployed 796 00:52:35,402 --> 00:52:38,723 and probably have to bus tables or whatever 797 00:52:38,823 --> 00:52:42,893 those people in LA do to make a bit of money, but I... 798 00:52:42,993 --> 00:52:45,286 Ben, please don't say it if you don't... 799 00:52:45,871 --> 00:52:47,330 Of course, I mean it. 800 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:51,751 All I'm saying is let's try. 801 00:52:53,420 --> 00:52:54,712 You want to try with me? 802 00:52:55,089 --> 00:52:56,297 Yeah. 803 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:57,924 Yeah? 804 00:52:58,843 --> 00:53:00,009 Yeah. 805 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,551 Food's ready, you guys. 806 00:53:42,469 --> 00:53:44,053 You guys. 807 00:54:02,281 --> 00:54:05,241 This food is so incredible, Sarah. 808 00:54:05,451 --> 00:54:07,243 My God. 809 00:54:07,953 --> 00:54:08,979 Thank you, Sarah. 810 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,023 You guys, you're welcome. 811 00:54:11,123 --> 00:54:13,567 You are incredibly stoned right now. I'd just like to point that out. 812 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,877 Sarah, we're barely high. 813 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:17,670 Come on. 814 00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,758 Okay, some of us might be a little high. 815 00:54:21,926 --> 00:54:22,993 Sweetie. 816 00:54:23,093 --> 00:54:24,135 Sorry. 817 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:27,414 I just really like how cold it feels on my tongue. 818 00:54:27,514 --> 00:54:28,541 Okay. 819 00:54:28,641 --> 00:54:31,267 How come you haven't opened your own restaurant yet? What's the deal? 820 00:54:31,894 --> 00:54:34,103 It's called law school loans. 821 00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:36,757 How come we didn't do more drugs in college? 822 00:54:36,857 --> 00:54:37,967 That is a good question. 823 00:54:38,067 --> 00:54:42,070 I figured that I would be far less curious now if I'd just done a better job of... 824 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:44,530 Doing more drugs in college. 825 00:54:44,782 --> 00:54:45,949 What? 826 00:54:46,241 --> 00:54:48,952 Well, you know we had a good run freshman year. 827 00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:52,565 You remember that time Siri ate that weed brownie 828 00:54:52,665 --> 00:54:54,999 and ran through someone's apartment butt naked. 829 00:54:56,460 --> 00:54:57,528 No, don't say that. 830 00:54:57,628 --> 00:54:58,962 - It's true you did. - Stop it. 831 00:54:59,463 --> 00:55:00,922 What happened to us? 832 00:55:01,882 --> 00:55:03,007 We got serious. 833 00:55:03,217 --> 00:55:04,801 - We got girlfriends. - Hey. 834 00:55:05,386 --> 00:55:07,387 I'm sorry, you know what this is like? 835 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:10,974 - This is like one of those '80s movies. - What? 836 00:55:11,183 --> 00:55:13,460 Like one of those movies where it's a big group of people. 837 00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:17,438 I just don't see why everything in our lives has to be like something else. 838 00:55:18,315 --> 00:55:19,466 That's real deep, Siri. 839 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:22,928 I'm serious, it's like we can't just experience something and let it be. 840 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:25,154 'Cause that's the way that people relate today. 841 00:55:25,531 --> 00:55:28,142 They don't talk about anything, they just reference things. 842 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:29,367 Thank you. 843 00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,520 "I had a great weekend. I went to this wedding. 844 00:55:31,620 --> 00:55:35,733 "You know, actually it was a lot like Wedding Crashers, but meets Memento." 845 00:55:35,833 --> 00:55:37,318 That sounds like a good weekend. 846 00:55:37,418 --> 00:55:39,069 Yeah, it probably does sound cool. Who knows? 847 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:41,071 Or, "I don't know how I was feeling. 848 00:55:41,171 --> 00:55:44,366 "Probably how Rachel felt when Ross was marrying that British girl." 849 00:55:44,466 --> 00:55:47,677 Time out. I'm pretty sure you just admitted to watching Friends. 850 00:55:47,803 --> 00:55:49,053 Yes, you did. 851 00:55:49,221 --> 00:55:52,291 There are Libyan refugees who have seen Friends. 852 00:55:52,391 --> 00:55:56,019 I have never felt this stoned in my whole life. 853 00:55:58,022 --> 00:55:59,355 - Okay. - It's hot. 854 00:55:59,523 --> 00:56:03,985 - It's hot. It's hot. It's hot in here. - It's pot. 855 00:56:04,695 --> 00:56:07,447 It's pot? That's a funny joke. 856 00:56:07,573 --> 00:56:08,906 Well, I... 857 00:56:10,451 --> 00:56:14,104 Okay. Okay. That's a fun game we're not gonna play right now. 858 00:56:14,204 --> 00:56:16,706 - It was just a joke, Dad. - Put that away. 859 00:56:22,379 --> 00:56:23,739 That's me, sorry. 860 00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,908 Are you sure you want to answer that right now? 861 00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,300 Maybe not. 862 00:56:27,509 --> 00:56:28,718 And she answers it. 863 00:56:31,055 --> 00:56:32,221 Tonight? 864 00:56:32,931 --> 00:56:34,182 Yeah, it's okay. 865 00:56:34,308 --> 00:56:35,793 No, of course I'm okay. 866 00:56:35,893 --> 00:56:38,728 Okay, okay. Bye. 867 00:56:42,983 --> 00:56:44,108 My God. 868 00:56:44,860 --> 00:56:47,403 No, no, no, no, no, no. 869 00:56:48,072 --> 00:56:51,350 My God, my God, my God, I'm so screwed. 870 00:56:51,450 --> 00:56:53,701 They just asked me to cover the crisis hotline tonight. 871 00:56:54,578 --> 00:56:55,828 - Now? - Yeah. 872 00:56:56,914 --> 00:56:58,164 Can you say no? 873 00:56:58,749 --> 00:56:59,791 I can't breathe. 874 00:57:00,167 --> 00:57:01,918 No, I think you're gonna to do a great job. 875 00:57:02,127 --> 00:57:03,779 I agree, she is gonna knock 'em dead. 876 00:57:03,879 --> 00:57:05,922 - That's not funny. - I can't breathe. 877 00:57:06,048 --> 00:57:07,256 That's a little funny. 878 00:57:07,424 --> 00:57:08,659 It's gonna be okay. You're gonna be fine. 879 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,494 No, it's not okay. 880 00:57:10,594 --> 00:57:12,720 No, it's not okay. It's not okay. 881 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:17,710 - It's not funny, it's not funny. - Okay, getting on the floor for a bit. 882 00:57:17,810 --> 00:57:19,143 Isaac, this is a big deal. 883 00:57:19,269 --> 00:57:20,838 - People are gonna die. - They're not gonna die. 884 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:25,108 Hey, hey, Kate, so I have some Xanax in my purse. 885 00:57:25,234 --> 00:57:26,510 I'm gonna go get it, okay? 886 00:57:26,610 --> 00:57:28,595 I have Klonopin right here. I've got one in my pocket. 887 00:57:28,695 --> 00:57:30,655 - Yeah, but Xanax kicks in faster. - Klonopin lasts longer. 888 00:57:30,781 --> 00:57:33,908 - Which one do you prefer, Timmy? - Timmy likes Klonopin. 889 00:57:34,076 --> 00:57:35,519 "Xanax gives me a headache." 890 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:38,788 It's gonna be fine. You're gonna talk just like you're talking to me. 891 00:57:39,164 --> 00:57:40,691 "But Klonopin has a little more bite." 892 00:57:40,791 --> 00:57:42,458 Okay, so there you go. 893 00:57:42,709 --> 00:57:47,463 And now you have the best anti-anxiety medicine money can buy. 894 00:57:47,631 --> 00:57:48,881 That's debatable. 895 00:57:49,758 --> 00:57:51,201 - You're not helping. Stop it. - There we go. 896 00:57:51,301 --> 00:57:52,468 Let's get upsies. 897 00:57:53,303 --> 00:57:55,122 - All right! - Hey! 898 00:57:55,222 --> 00:57:56,248 She's up. 899 00:57:56,348 --> 00:57:57,473 Okay. 900 00:57:57,933 --> 00:57:58,417 - Josh. - What? 901 00:57:58,517 --> 00:57:59,752 - Josh. - What? 902 00:57:59,852 --> 00:58:02,019 - When did you start taking meds? - What? 903 00:58:02,396 --> 00:58:04,715 Prescription drugs, when did you start taking them? 904 00:58:04,815 --> 00:58:06,091 - The Klonopin thing? - Yeah. 905 00:58:06,191 --> 00:58:08,234 - I don't want to talk about it. - Why? 906 00:58:08,652 --> 00:58:10,653 'Cause I don't want to talk about it. 907 00:58:10,946 --> 00:58:12,613 I'm just curious. 908 00:58:13,615 --> 00:58:14,892 I'm not judging. 909 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:19,036 I went to a therapist once, and I don't go any more, and they gave me that. 910 00:58:19,163 --> 00:58:20,147 Just once? 911 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:22,524 I started going when I realised I was writing a dissertation 912 00:58:22,624 --> 00:58:25,835 that probably no one in their right mind is ever going to read. 913 00:58:30,966 --> 00:58:32,675 - Let's play a game! - Yeah. 914 00:58:32,801 --> 00:58:33,885 Yeah. 915 00:58:34,469 --> 00:58:39,249 All right, I actually have a game ready. 916 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,641 Get out of there. 917 00:58:40,851 --> 00:58:43,477 - What are the rules then? - Okay. 918 00:58:44,479 --> 00:58:46,924 Good question, the rules are 919 00:58:47,024 --> 00:58:50,026 that there are no rules until you write them on a card. 920 00:58:52,237 --> 00:58:54,223 - Okay, are we in? - Yeah, let's do it. 921 00:58:54,323 --> 00:58:55,615 I'll go first. 922 00:59:01,622 --> 00:59:05,776 Okay. Everyone must pat their heads and rub their bellies 923 00:59:05,876 --> 00:59:08,044 before playing a card or they have to take a drink. 924 00:59:09,004 --> 00:59:11,964 - What are we doing? - Playing an imbecilic game. 925 00:59:12,716 --> 00:59:14,175 Sounds good, I'm in. 926 00:59:15,761 --> 00:59:16,870 Okay. 927 00:59:16,970 --> 00:59:21,041 Okay, that's great, but you have to rub your belly and pat your head before you... 928 00:59:21,141 --> 00:59:23,100 Can we stop saying "belly." It's freaking me out. 929 00:59:23,227 --> 00:59:24,268 Belly, rub it. 930 00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:27,798 "Before you speak you must turn to the person on your left, 931 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:31,192 "introduce yourself, then hug." Are you fucking kidding me? 932 00:59:31,485 --> 00:59:32,902 Come on, big guy. Let's do this. 933 00:59:33,403 --> 00:59:34,888 Absolute... Get the... Get away from me. 934 00:59:34,988 --> 00:59:36,223 You didn't introduce yourself. 935 00:59:36,323 --> 00:59:38,741 You just read the card, you didn't introduce yourself. 936 00:59:38,951 --> 00:59:40,868 - You didn't introduce yourself either. - That's fair. 937 00:59:41,078 --> 00:59:44,956 Okay. Hello, my name is Sarah. It's really nice to meet you. 938 00:59:45,415 --> 00:59:49,835 Okay, fine. Hi, I'm Josh. This game is slowly making me stupider. 939 00:59:51,964 --> 00:59:53,339 Okay, I'll do it. 940 00:59:53,882 --> 00:59:55,258 No, I gotcha, hold on. 941 00:59:59,304 --> 01:00:00,763 First... 942 01:00:01,682 --> 01:00:03,891 - Hi, how are you? - Hello. 943 01:00:09,273 --> 01:00:10,424 Really? 944 01:00:10,524 --> 01:00:12,441 Yeah, it's part of the game. Why don't you read it? 945 01:00:19,950 --> 01:00:21,284 "Suicide. 946 01:00:23,412 --> 01:00:27,081 "Everyone take a turn and explain what it means to you." 947 01:00:27,457 --> 01:00:29,583 - Good job, man. - Thank you. 948 01:00:39,720 --> 01:00:44,557 "This card makes all of Josh's rules invalid and can be played at any time." 949 01:00:44,725 --> 01:00:46,126 - You can't do that. - Just did. 950 01:00:46,226 --> 01:00:47,419 Sorry the card says you can play the card anytime. 951 01:00:47,519 --> 01:00:50,422 It goes against the underlying architecture of the game 952 01:00:50,522 --> 01:00:52,732 of laying cards and taking turns. 953 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:55,219 If we're being all strict about it, you didn't introduce yourself. 954 01:00:55,319 --> 01:00:57,320 Neither, the fuck, did you! 955 01:00:57,487 --> 01:01:00,906 Okay, Josh, let's do that. But you start. 956 01:01:01,199 --> 01:01:03,784 - Let's not. - No, no, let's do it. 957 01:01:05,120 --> 01:01:06,329 Okay. 958 01:01:07,497 --> 01:01:09,582 Yeah, I get sadness. 959 01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:14,112 Okay, I certainly get anxiety. I get depression. 960 01:01:14,212 --> 01:01:18,591 I'm pretty sure that I'm experiencing at least one of those things at all times. 961 01:01:18,842 --> 01:01:21,662 But what I don't understand is, Alex, is suicide. 962 01:01:21,762 --> 01:01:24,873 Because never once have I not been absolutely terrified 963 01:01:24,973 --> 01:01:28,726 of my own death and what that might do to everyone around me. 964 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:30,420 I'm done. I don't want to play this game any more. 965 01:01:30,520 --> 01:01:32,563 No, I think this is a really good game. 966 01:01:32,689 --> 01:01:36,984 We've been dancing around the main point of this trip all weekend. 967 01:01:37,361 --> 01:01:39,445 I mean, Jesus Christ. 968 01:01:39,821 --> 01:01:42,656 Nobody will even talk about the downstairs bathroom. 969 01:01:42,783 --> 01:01:45,018 Let alone walk in there, Alex. I've been in there. 970 01:01:45,118 --> 01:01:47,953 It's a fucking mess. So let's open that door. 971 01:01:48,205 --> 01:01:51,525 - Literally, metaphorically, pardon the pun. - Josh, stop! 972 01:01:51,625 --> 01:01:53,376 Sarah, please, shut up. 973 01:01:54,002 --> 01:01:57,171 I think Alex should give it to us straight here. 974 01:01:57,422 --> 01:02:00,841 You know, tell us all what a good job we all did 975 01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,995 of bucking him up when he was down. 976 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:07,598 How we all noticed his increasingly erratic tweets and status updates. 977 01:02:07,933 --> 01:02:10,559 And how we all thought enough to do something about it. 978 01:02:10,727 --> 01:02:12,269 - Sorry. - Sarah. 979 01:02:12,437 --> 01:02:13,896 Let her go. She'll be fine. 980 01:02:14,564 --> 01:02:15,898 You're a piece of shit. You know that? 981 01:02:16,066 --> 01:02:17,233 I'm a truth teller. 982 01:02:17,442 --> 01:02:19,068 Alex has been saying some... 983 01:02:20,112 --> 01:02:21,987 No offence, you've been saying some weird stuff for a while 984 01:02:22,114 --> 01:02:27,368 and you can't blame us for not being able to see that there was a bigger problem. 985 01:02:27,577 --> 01:02:29,036 Some weird stuff? 986 01:02:29,204 --> 01:02:32,149 I'm sorry. What was it exactly, Alex? Does anybody remember? 987 01:02:32,249 --> 01:02:36,653 "Ask for me tomorrow, and you shall find me a grave man." 988 01:02:36,753 --> 01:02:38,822 A lot of ambiguity in that one. 989 01:02:38,922 --> 01:02:39,990 Where the fuck were you? 990 01:02:40,090 --> 01:02:42,200 That's my point. Where the fuck were any of us? 991 01:02:42,300 --> 01:02:43,509 Okay, okay. 992 01:02:49,141 --> 01:02:50,808 Alex called me a lot that day. 993 01:02:51,351 --> 01:02:52,878 I mean, he called me a lot that week, 994 01:02:52,978 --> 01:02:57,440 and I didn't answer. 995 01:02:59,443 --> 01:03:03,696 I didn't answer even though I knew he wasn't doing well. 996 01:03:06,700 --> 01:03:07,950 The truth is, 997 01:03:09,494 --> 01:03:13,523 none of this would have happened if I would have been a better friend 998 01:03:13,623 --> 01:03:14,915 to my friend. 999 01:03:15,917 --> 01:03:18,711 - No. - So, this one's on me. 1000 01:03:18,837 --> 01:03:21,073 - No, it's not, Ben. It's not. It's not. - It is. 1001 01:03:21,173 --> 01:03:22,506 I mean, I... 1002 01:03:24,926 --> 01:03:30,389 Yeah, I was upset that you were not answering my calls, but I... 1003 01:03:33,685 --> 01:03:37,980 I didn't want to die. 1004 01:03:39,441 --> 01:03:40,483 What? 1005 01:03:42,360 --> 01:03:43,652 Well, I mean, I... 1006 01:03:44,696 --> 01:03:48,141 I thought I did. I did. I... 1007 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:50,102 If you didn't want to die then... 1008 01:03:50,202 --> 01:03:54,398 I did, but then I changed my mind and I called the hospital myself 1009 01:03:54,498 --> 01:03:58,584 and, you know, I think... 1010 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,546 I really think that I just 1011 01:04:03,381 --> 01:04:07,009 wanted to, you know, see you. 1012 01:04:10,680 --> 01:04:12,082 You wanted to see me? 1013 01:04:12,182 --> 01:04:14,584 Well, yeah. I mean, no. You and everyone. 1014 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,060 Right, right, everyone, right. 1015 01:04:16,228 --> 01:04:18,588 You wanted to see everyone so you slit your wrists, 1016 01:04:18,688 --> 01:04:21,232 but not enough so you would die. 1017 01:04:21,691 --> 01:04:23,844 I'm not saying that it makes sense. I'm just... 1018 01:04:23,944 --> 01:04:26,138 You're right, it makes absolutely no sense, Alex. 1019 01:04:26,238 --> 01:04:27,947 It makes no fucking sense. 1020 01:04:28,073 --> 01:04:30,074 You have any idea 1021 01:04:30,200 --> 01:04:32,602 what I've been going through, what I've been thinking and feeling? 1022 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,187 - Yes, I do. - You do? You do? 1023 01:04:34,287 --> 01:04:36,231 Please, tell me. Tell me you're sorry. 1024 01:04:36,331 --> 01:04:37,858 I was trying to get in touch with you. 1025 01:04:37,958 --> 01:04:40,652 I have a job, man. I have fucking duties. I have a fucking deadline. 1026 01:04:40,752 --> 01:04:42,112 - I have a fucking job. - Yeah, you were so busy? 1027 01:04:42,212 --> 01:04:43,488 Yes, I was fucking busy. 1028 01:04:43,588 --> 01:04:46,173 So busy writing your book that you haven't been writing for a year? 1029 01:04:46,633 --> 01:04:50,135 Is that what you were doing, that you couldn't answer the phone one time? 1030 01:05:04,693 --> 01:05:05,901 Ben. 1031 01:05:12,701 --> 01:05:13,784 Hey. 1032 01:05:14,869 --> 01:05:16,453 - Hey, Sarah, come here. - What? 1033 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,248 Look at me, look at me. 1034 01:05:19,916 --> 01:05:23,669 Sarah, I'm sorry. Okay? 1035 01:05:25,255 --> 01:05:27,965 Sometimes things, they need to be said 1036 01:05:28,091 --> 01:05:33,012 and in those instances being an asshole comes in handy. 1037 01:05:36,600 --> 01:05:38,642 - You okay? - No. 1038 01:05:42,772 --> 01:05:44,523 - Stop. - What? 1039 01:05:46,651 --> 01:05:49,320 Josh, stop. I'm serious. 1040 01:05:51,031 --> 01:05:52,364 Come on. 1041 01:05:53,241 --> 01:05:55,200 All that talk about death. 1042 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,954 Tell me you don't want to. 1043 01:06:02,834 --> 01:06:05,377 - No, stop. - What? 1044 01:06:06,004 --> 01:06:07,338 You know what I want? 1045 01:06:07,464 --> 01:06:11,091 I want you to have acted like my boyfriend seven years ago. 1046 01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:14,678 Taken me to a movie, bought me a fucking ice cream cone. 1047 01:06:15,138 --> 01:06:16,513 That's what I want. 1048 01:06:17,015 --> 01:06:19,709 Instead of being the guy who permanently fucked up 1049 01:06:19,809 --> 01:06:22,811 my expectations for normalcy in a relationship. 1050 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:27,983 The guy that made me explain to my mom, "No, Josh isn't exactly my boyfriend. 1051 01:06:28,109 --> 01:06:30,220 "He is just someone that sleeps with me 1052 01:06:30,320 --> 01:06:32,556 "when he comes home pining for my best friend 1053 01:06:32,656 --> 01:06:34,907 "too drunk to see straight." 1054 01:06:36,534 --> 01:06:38,077 Sarah, I was 20. 1055 01:06:38,411 --> 01:06:39,495 So was I. 1056 01:06:42,499 --> 01:06:44,833 My dad had just left my mom. 1057 01:06:45,669 --> 01:06:47,127 Is that your excuse? 1058 01:06:47,337 --> 01:06:50,339 I was angry. Okay? 1059 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:55,260 I was angry at my dad, I was angry at fucking Ben. 1060 01:07:02,394 --> 01:07:05,145 That you didn't even see what you were doing to me? 1061 01:07:26,835 --> 01:07:28,043 One minute. 1062 01:07:43,059 --> 01:07:44,727 What's your name? 1063 01:07:45,270 --> 01:07:46,437 Amber? 1064 01:07:47,397 --> 01:07:50,315 That's a pretty name. How old are you? 1065 01:07:53,445 --> 01:07:56,363 What's up? What's going on? 1066 01:08:00,785 --> 01:08:04,872 Man, I'm sorry about that, Amber. That's tough. 1067 01:08:05,123 --> 01:08:09,585 To feel like you've finally found that person, 1068 01:08:09,711 --> 01:08:14,715 the right person for you and they don't feel the same. 1069 01:08:20,054 --> 01:08:22,264 Hey, Amber, Amber, Amber, 1070 01:08:22,474 --> 01:08:26,018 most people I know, most people in the world, 1071 01:08:27,145 --> 01:08:30,606 they're actually really afraid to feel what you're feeling. 1072 01:08:30,857 --> 01:08:32,649 They won't even let themselves. 1073 01:08:33,443 --> 01:08:37,613 But you, you're willing to go there. 1074 01:08:38,990 --> 01:08:43,660 And, to me, that means that you are very, very brave. 1075 01:08:45,663 --> 01:08:49,875 And, to me, that means that you are gonna be just fine. 1076 01:09:09,354 --> 01:09:10,437 Hey. 1077 01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,191 Hi. 1078 01:09:16,903 --> 01:09:18,862 Will you pitch me again? 1079 01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:21,365 On what? 1080 01:09:22,575 --> 01:09:25,077 On why you want to try. 1081 01:09:30,083 --> 01:09:33,377 I want to. I'm ready. 1082 01:09:39,676 --> 01:09:41,093 I know. 1083 01:09:44,848 --> 01:09:46,390 Tell me more. 1084 01:09:47,851 --> 01:09:49,309 I just need reasons. 1085 01:09:51,354 --> 01:09:52,563 Why? 1086 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,275 Because it turns out that I'm not. 1087 01:09:59,445 --> 01:10:01,405 It turns out it was a false alarm. 1088 01:10:03,283 --> 01:10:05,200 I guess I was just worried that maybe 1089 01:10:05,618 --> 01:10:08,480 you got caught up in the moment and said some things that you didn't really mean 1090 01:10:08,580 --> 01:10:11,039 and maybe someday you'd regret those so... 1091 01:10:11,541 --> 01:10:12,916 I just... 1092 01:10:15,420 --> 01:10:19,214 Ben, please, say something. 1093 01:10:20,383 --> 01:10:21,758 I don't know. 1094 01:10:24,637 --> 01:10:27,472 Not like I was lying back there. 1095 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:35,480 Maybe you're right, maybe... 1096 01:10:44,073 --> 01:10:45,240 What? 1097 01:10:47,493 --> 01:10:48,785 Really? 1098 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,080 I push you that much and you fold? 1099 01:10:53,917 --> 01:10:56,110 You're not even fighting me. I don't know what it is I should do. 1100 01:10:56,210 --> 01:10:57,237 Come on, please. Don't do that! 1101 01:10:57,337 --> 01:10:59,739 Let's pretend like you're the one that's all in, 1102 01:10:59,839 --> 01:11:01,533 when you know like I know if I was writing, 1103 01:11:01,633 --> 01:11:04,426 if I was on, we wouldn't even be having this conversation 1104 01:11:04,636 --> 01:11:06,595 and you wouldn't be opting out of our relationship 1105 01:11:06,763 --> 01:11:09,014 and flying across country to LA. 1106 01:11:09,140 --> 01:11:11,543 Can you even hear yourself? If you were writing? 1107 01:11:11,643 --> 01:11:13,226 Do you really think that's what this is about? 1108 01:11:15,480 --> 01:11:18,216 This is not about you, this has nothing to do with your writing. 1109 01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:19,968 This has everything to do with my writing. 1110 01:11:20,068 --> 01:11:23,236 It's always had everything to do with my writing. 1111 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:54,142 - This is a dramatic night. - Yeah. 1112 01:11:55,812 --> 01:11:58,146 I was serious about dinner by the way. It was so good! 1113 01:11:58,564 --> 01:11:59,731 Thank you. 1114 01:12:00,191 --> 01:12:02,693 - Shut up. - You should open your own restaurant. 1115 01:12:03,152 --> 01:12:05,362 Yeah, can you imagine that conversation with my parents? 1116 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:07,656 Fuck it, do it anyway. 1117 01:12:10,076 --> 01:12:12,536 So what? You just give up on what you want? 1118 01:12:15,707 --> 01:12:17,416 Who says that's what I want? 1119 01:12:25,258 --> 01:12:27,259 Okay, it's what I want. 1120 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:30,971 - You happy? - Yeah, totally happy. 1121 01:12:36,019 --> 01:12:37,185 I'm sorry. 1122 01:12:37,645 --> 01:12:39,730 No, no, it's okay. I'm sorry. 1123 01:12:41,441 --> 01:12:43,718 - Hey, don't take that personally, okay? - Okay. 1124 01:12:43,818 --> 01:12:47,764 It's kind of like a new policy of mine, apparently. 1125 01:12:47,864 --> 01:12:51,324 - What does that mean? - I just did the same thing to Josh. 1126 01:12:51,868 --> 01:12:53,410 Great. Great. 1127 01:12:55,371 --> 01:12:57,748 Isaac, I'm... Come on, I didn't mean it like that. 1128 01:12:59,876 --> 01:13:02,711 I'm sorry, that was embarrassing. I thought that's what you wanted. 1129 01:13:02,879 --> 01:13:05,615 No, I did. I do, believe me. 1130 01:13:05,715 --> 01:13:08,618 - Apparently not any more. - Well, for a long time I did want that. 1131 01:13:08,718 --> 01:13:09,885 Okay. 1132 01:13:10,887 --> 01:13:12,012 But... 1133 01:13:13,014 --> 01:13:14,222 But? 1134 01:13:15,349 --> 01:13:17,392 But that's... It's not what you want. 1135 01:13:18,019 --> 01:13:20,797 - You don't know what I want. - Isaac, you don't want this. 1136 01:13:20,897 --> 01:13:23,774 - Your 19-year-old self wants this. - You don't know that. 1137 01:13:26,110 --> 01:13:28,904 You want closure. You want... 1138 01:13:31,741 --> 01:13:34,310 I think you're afraid that this thing with Kate might be real 1139 01:13:34,410 --> 01:13:39,623 because I think it is real and I think you think it could be real. 1140 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:42,584 Sarah. 1141 01:13:50,009 --> 01:13:51,093 How'd it go? 1142 01:13:51,219 --> 01:13:52,928 I don't think I have any blood on my hands. 1143 01:13:53,262 --> 01:13:54,846 - That's great! - That's good. It's good. 1144 01:14:04,982 --> 01:14:06,191 Hey. 1145 01:14:07,318 --> 01:14:08,527 Hey. 1146 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,499 You've been quiet all weekend. 1147 01:14:23,209 --> 01:14:26,461 Everyone likes talking more than listening. 1148 01:14:27,630 --> 01:14:30,908 Sometimes I just get tired of it and prefer the opposite. 1149 01:14:31,008 --> 01:14:36,054 Well, if that is not a rare quality, then I don't know what is. 1150 01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,475 Ben didn't mean it. 1151 01:14:41,227 --> 01:14:42,477 What he said to you. 1152 01:14:45,481 --> 01:14:46,898 It's okay, I... 1153 01:14:47,275 --> 01:14:48,817 No, it's not. 1154 01:14:50,653 --> 01:14:53,947 It's not okay, what they did. 1155 01:14:56,784 --> 01:14:58,827 It's not okay what I did either. 1156 01:15:11,257 --> 01:15:12,465 Can I see? 1157 01:15:15,094 --> 01:15:16,303 Why? 1158 01:15:18,639 --> 01:15:19,848 I don't know. 1159 01:15:21,225 --> 01:15:22,267 Okay. 1160 01:15:38,868 --> 01:15:40,118 What? 1161 01:15:55,718 --> 01:15:57,969 You know, we both have to let him go. 1162 01:16:24,330 --> 01:16:25,622 Where you been? 1163 01:16:28,125 --> 01:16:30,502 Attempting to have sex with Sarah. 1164 01:16:33,339 --> 01:16:35,799 Good for her for turning you down. 1165 01:16:36,759 --> 01:16:37,968 Thank you. 1166 01:16:46,769 --> 01:16:49,396 You know, I can't remember what happened last. 1167 01:16:50,231 --> 01:16:54,734 Me writing something good, or me and Siri having sex. 1168 01:17:00,116 --> 01:17:04,369 So basically what you're saying is that you're blocked in more ways than one. 1169 01:17:05,329 --> 01:17:07,580 Yeah, that's one way to put it. 1170 01:17:11,127 --> 01:17:14,254 To think that I've been jealous of you for seven years. 1171 01:17:21,178 --> 01:17:23,013 Looks like someone made a friend. 1172 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:25,890 He's the only one that understands me. 1173 01:17:30,730 --> 01:17:32,105 What happened to everyone? 1174 01:17:32,690 --> 01:17:34,399 Isaac and Kate went to bed. 1175 01:17:34,608 --> 01:17:36,234 I guess Siri did, too. 1176 01:17:38,362 --> 01:17:39,612 What about Alex? 1177 01:17:39,989 --> 01:17:41,489 I thought he was with you. 1178 01:17:53,961 --> 01:17:56,087 Ben. Wait, wait, wait. 1179 01:17:56,756 --> 01:17:57,964 Ben! 1180 01:17:59,592 --> 01:18:01,384 Hey, did you find him? 1181 01:18:02,219 --> 01:18:03,386 Ben? 1182 01:18:04,138 --> 01:18:05,221 - Ben! - Alex? 1183 01:18:05,514 --> 01:18:06,681 What's going on? 1184 01:18:08,976 --> 01:18:10,795 Please, please. Just let me... 1185 01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:12,546 What can you possibly say to me right now? 1186 01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:16,107 That I love you. Really, I do, more than anyone in the world. 1187 01:18:16,233 --> 01:18:17,484 Please. 1188 01:18:17,985 --> 01:18:19,235 Alex! 1189 01:18:23,949 --> 01:18:25,700 Get off, get off! 1190 01:18:26,452 --> 01:18:28,244 Wait! Ben! Ben! Ben! Wait! 1191 01:18:28,621 --> 01:18:30,246 Ben! Please! Please! Please! I'm sorry, okay? 1192 01:18:30,539 --> 01:18:32,332 Wait! No! Ben! 1193 01:18:32,875 --> 01:18:33,958 Ben! 1194 01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:37,796 Where are your keys? 1195 01:18:38,923 --> 01:18:40,465 Sarah, where are your keys? 1196 01:18:41,425 --> 01:18:43,009 I gave them to Ben. 1197 01:18:45,054 --> 01:18:46,122 What's going on? 1198 01:18:46,222 --> 01:18:47,290 - I don't know. - What? 1199 01:18:47,390 --> 01:18:49,516 I don't know, everybody is getting together with everybody. 1200 01:18:55,689 --> 01:18:56,940 Fuck! 1201 01:20:43,464 --> 01:20:46,716 Judgement has a way of creeping into every relationship, 1202 01:20:48,344 --> 01:20:50,094 even the most intimate. 1203 01:20:52,389 --> 01:20:54,708 If we're lucky, somewhere along the way we meet a few people 1204 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:58,102 who listen to us without criticism or reproach. 1205 01:21:03,692 --> 01:21:05,735 We call those people our friends. 1206 01:22:06,422 --> 01:22:07,547 Nice shiner. 1207 01:22:09,550 --> 01:22:10,883 Nice driving. 1208 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:14,762 What are you doing? 1209 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:16,764 Writing. 1210 01:22:31,196 --> 01:22:33,615 I'm a little fucked up. 1211 01:22:34,199 --> 01:22:35,366 No shit. 1212 01:22:37,453 --> 01:22:39,454 Can I play that card now? 1213 01:22:42,291 --> 01:22:43,374 Sure. 1214 01:22:51,008 --> 01:22:52,383 I... 1215 01:22:57,640 --> 01:22:59,265 I know that... 1216 01:23:02,728 --> 01:23:05,438 That it's unhealthy to... 1217 01:23:07,775 --> 01:23:09,400 To need 1218 01:23:12,112 --> 01:23:14,265 just too much from people 1219 01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:17,116 and I've been working really hard 1220 01:23:19,244 --> 01:23:22,372 on trying to, like, set up 1221 01:23:24,249 --> 01:23:28,920 healthy ways of 1222 01:23:30,255 --> 01:23:32,173 communicating and... 1223 01:23:34,134 --> 01:23:36,412 I don't... I don't know... I don't know why. 1224 01:23:36,512 --> 01:23:39,972 Hey. World's got enough people you got to explain yourself to, right? 1225 01:23:55,322 --> 01:23:57,365 Tell me if this is shit or not. 1226 01:24:11,380 --> 01:24:13,464 Thanks for last night, by the way. 1227 01:24:14,466 --> 01:24:16,676 - For what? - For rebuffing me. 1228 01:24:18,470 --> 01:24:20,179 Hey, what are friends for? 1229 01:24:20,806 --> 01:24:23,099 Been thinking a lot this morning about investment. 1230 01:24:23,392 --> 01:24:24,934 Yeah, that's not weird or anything. 1231 01:24:25,060 --> 01:24:27,562 I'm serious. I think you should open your place. 1232 01:24:28,772 --> 01:24:29,923 That's not gonna happen. 1233 01:24:30,023 --> 01:24:32,009 What if I helped you get on your feet, get set up? 1234 01:24:32,109 --> 01:24:33,651 Get a little seed money or something. 1235 01:24:36,071 --> 01:24:41,769 Okay, I don't need anything from you. I don't need help or a favour or anything. 1236 01:24:41,869 --> 01:24:44,620 It wouldn't be a favour, it'd be selfish. I'd be making money off of you. 1237 01:24:45,873 --> 01:24:48,416 - You're not being serious. - I'm being totally serious. 1238 01:24:48,834 --> 01:24:50,668 Believe it or not, I'm a pretty savvy businessman. 1239 01:24:50,794 --> 01:24:52,404 I know, but... 1240 01:24:52,504 --> 01:24:57,008 But what? Come on, think about it. A small place, Lower East Side, 12 tables, 1241 01:24:58,385 --> 01:25:01,637 food from upstate. 1242 01:25:03,348 --> 01:25:06,058 Well, naturally the food would have to be from upstate. 1243 01:25:06,560 --> 01:25:08,504 The dishes would be a tasteful nod 1244 01:25:08,604 --> 01:25:12,106 to the area's fading Jewish and Chinese denizens. 1245 01:25:12,483 --> 01:25:14,968 It's perfect. Like an egg drop matzah ball soup? 1246 01:25:15,068 --> 01:25:16,277 Yeah. 1247 01:25:17,070 --> 01:25:18,613 Szechuan brisket. 1248 01:25:19,281 --> 01:25:21,240 Sweet and sour kugel. 1249 01:25:21,575 --> 01:25:23,993 Kung pao latkes. 1250 01:25:24,953 --> 01:25:26,939 - Sounds really good. - That sounds terrible. 1251 01:25:27,039 --> 01:25:28,664 Does sound terrible. 1252 01:25:29,625 --> 01:25:30,917 What do you say? 1253 01:25:31,960 --> 01:25:33,294 Shake on it? 1254 01:25:37,716 --> 01:25:39,410 Hey. You've reached Ben Kaplan's cell phone. 1255 01:25:39,510 --> 01:25:40,885 Leave a message, I'll get... 1256 01:25:44,056 --> 01:25:45,807 He's just blowing off steam. 1257 01:25:47,768 --> 01:25:50,394 - Josh, I really fucked up. - I know. 1258 01:25:52,064 --> 01:25:53,147 He'll get past it. 1259 01:25:54,525 --> 01:25:55,983 It's ironic though. 1260 01:25:56,860 --> 01:25:58,110 Why? 1261 01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:01,989 I just thought that if you were ever going to slip up, it would be with me. 1262 01:26:23,971 --> 01:26:25,513 Thanks for the ride. 1263 01:26:27,224 --> 01:26:29,767 So, you'll consider the offer? 1264 01:26:29,935 --> 01:26:31,394 Yeah, sure. 1265 01:26:33,146 --> 01:26:35,398 It's really fucking good, you know. 1266 01:26:37,526 --> 01:26:39,318 Quite an auspicious start. 1267 01:26:41,655 --> 01:26:43,865 I guess I have you to thank for that also. 1268 01:26:58,505 --> 01:27:00,423 - Good dog! - Hey, Timmy! 1269 01:27:06,555 --> 01:27:09,500 Thanks, guys. Happy I passed on the insurance. 1270 01:27:09,600 --> 01:27:11,058 Tell them there was an elk. 1271 01:27:13,520 --> 01:27:14,979 In the shape of a tree? 1272 01:27:15,731 --> 01:27:17,189 It jumped out like an elk. 1273 01:27:20,110 --> 01:27:21,611 You really can't drive. 1274 01:27:27,034 --> 01:27:28,826 Alex, you got any Krazy Glue in the house? 1275 01:27:29,286 --> 01:27:30,786 They won't even notice. 1276 01:27:36,752 --> 01:27:38,127 So, do you hate me? 1277 01:27:39,254 --> 01:27:41,464 Nope, no, I do not. 1278 01:27:46,386 --> 01:27:47,762 Are you sure? 1279 01:27:50,599 --> 01:27:52,808 Yeah, I'm sure. 1280 01:27:58,774 --> 01:28:00,342 You know, I couldn't believe my luck freshman year 1281 01:28:00,442 --> 01:28:02,902 when I found out you were placed across the hall. 1282 01:28:03,779 --> 01:28:05,863 You and me actually spoke. 1283 01:28:07,783 --> 01:28:11,478 It was like I wanted to throw away all ideas of dumb luck 1284 01:28:11,578 --> 01:28:16,650 and start invoking God and fate and a bunch of other capitalised words. 1285 01:28:16,750 --> 01:28:18,626 Ben, why are you saying this right now? 1286 01:28:18,835 --> 01:28:22,505 Because when good things happen, we always want to imagine them as fated. 1287 01:28:26,718 --> 01:28:28,260 When bad things happen, 1288 01:28:29,054 --> 01:28:32,264 we curse the world as this cold and brutally random place. 1289 01:28:36,812 --> 01:28:39,063 I'm scared of what the world would look like without you. 1290 01:28:39,648 --> 01:28:42,066 You can't stay with me because you're scared. 1291 01:28:44,361 --> 01:28:45,945 You're right. 1292 01:28:52,953 --> 01:28:55,564 How was that for an introduction to my friends? 1293 01:28:55,664 --> 01:28:59,291 A bigger disaster than I could have ever possibly imagined. 1294 01:29:01,128 --> 01:29:02,461 You're telling me. 1295 01:29:03,422 --> 01:29:04,990 And now you're gonna dump me 1296 01:29:05,090 --> 01:29:07,925 as soon as we're not stuck together at 30,000 feet. 1297 01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:10,302 What are you talking about? 1298 01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:12,372 What do you mean, what am I talking about? 1299 01:29:12,472 --> 01:29:16,892 You said it yourself, I've made a total fool of myself. 1300 01:29:17,185 --> 01:29:20,146 Baby, my friends were the disaster. You're amazing. 1301 01:29:20,522 --> 01:29:22,215 - That's not true. - It's totally true. 1302 01:29:22,315 --> 01:29:24,150 You're the only sane person here, you know. 1303 01:29:26,028 --> 01:29:27,528 Hey. 1304 01:29:31,700 --> 01:29:33,534 I'm really glad you came. 1305 01:29:36,121 --> 01:29:37,913 Ready to meet my parents? 1306 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,082 I don't think so. 1307 01:29:40,375 --> 01:29:42,501 I don't blame you, they're fucking crazy. 1308 01:29:42,711 --> 01:29:44,378 Good Timmy. 1309 01:29:49,134 --> 01:29:52,344 So, we are all doomed, romantically speaking. 1310 01:29:53,388 --> 01:29:55,973 Only on like a deep karmic level. 1311 01:29:57,893 --> 01:30:01,062 For whatever reason, I'm strangely okay with that. 1312 01:30:02,189 --> 01:30:04,982 What? Maybe I'm turning over a new leaf. 1313 01:30:06,109 --> 01:30:10,222 Maybe we should make one of those pacts, where if we're still single when we're 35, 1314 01:30:10,322 --> 01:30:12,073 we all just get married. 1315 01:30:12,616 --> 01:30:15,993 - Who? The three of us? - Yes, and Timmy, of course. 1316 01:30:16,411 --> 01:30:18,746 We'll make a great dysfunctional family. 1317 01:30:19,289 --> 01:30:21,916 - How does that sound Timmy? - I'd consider it. 1318 01:30:24,878 --> 01:30:27,797 - You going so soon? - Flight to catch. 1319 01:30:28,173 --> 01:30:31,050 - See if I can rustle up Ben and Siri. - Thanks for coming, man. 1320 01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:34,428 - See you soon, I hear? - Yeah, hopefully at the end of the month. 1321 01:30:34,554 --> 01:30:36,180 - I'm excited. - What does that mean? 1322 01:30:36,431 --> 01:30:38,792 Alex asked if there was any openings at the place I work, 1323 01:30:38,892 --> 01:30:42,061 and I told him there was a strong likelihood I could get him a job. 1324 01:30:42,771 --> 01:30:43,938 That's awesome. 1325 01:30:44,397 --> 01:30:45,731 - Congratulations! - Thanks. 1326 01:30:46,691 --> 01:30:48,651 I think I have a strong resume. 1327 01:30:48,944 --> 01:30:50,236 Is that a suicide joke? 1328 01:30:51,154 --> 01:30:52,488 Too soon. 1329 01:31:01,957 --> 01:31:03,791 I'm gonna to miss you guys! 1330 01:31:03,959 --> 01:31:05,793 Not me, I'm gonna be checking in on my investment. 1331 01:31:07,671 --> 01:31:08,697 What investment? 1332 01:31:08,797 --> 01:31:10,741 - Sarah's opening a restaurant. - No, I'm not. 1333 01:31:10,841 --> 01:31:11,825 - Yes, she is! - What? 1334 01:31:11,925 --> 01:31:13,884 No, he's crazy. 1335 01:31:14,177 --> 01:31:15,344 - Sarah! - What? 1336 01:31:15,679 --> 01:31:19,473 Take the money before he gets an even worse idea of what to do with it. 1337 01:31:22,644 --> 01:31:23,978 Where's your stuff? 1338 01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:26,564 Yeah, about that. 1339 01:31:27,357 --> 01:31:29,817 I think I'm hanging around awhile. 1340 01:31:30,485 --> 01:31:33,513 Seems like Ben got a good idea for a story last night, 1341 01:31:33,613 --> 01:31:36,740 and so I told him he should stay and write. 1342 01:31:36,992 --> 01:31:38,242 So, staying was an option? 1343 01:31:38,493 --> 01:31:40,077 - You could stay. - I don't want to stay. 1344 01:31:40,287 --> 01:31:41,438 - You wanna stay? - No, I don't want to stay. 1345 01:31:41,538 --> 01:31:43,315 I'm sorry, can we take a group photo, please? 1346 01:31:43,415 --> 01:31:44,399 Yes. 1347 01:31:44,499 --> 01:31:46,693 - I thought we talked about this. - I know, but, please? 1348 01:31:46,793 --> 01:31:49,071 - We got time for exactly one photo. - All right. 1349 01:31:49,171 --> 01:31:50,697 - Here, I'll take it. - Thank you, Kate! 1350 01:31:50,797 --> 01:31:51,907 Thank you! 1351 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:54,341 The car is dying to be in it. We have to. 1352 01:31:54,593 --> 01:31:56,578 Yeah, and don't forget to get my shoes in, baby. 1353 01:31:56,678 --> 01:31:59,305 Yeah. Please, frame up for the shoes, please! 1354 01:31:59,431 --> 01:32:01,557 It's the most important part. 1355 01:32:14,196 --> 01:32:15,696 - Alex, right? - Yeah. 1356 01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:17,823 You can join us if you want. 1357 01:32:18,700 --> 01:32:20,034 Cool, thanks. 1358 01:32:24,372 --> 01:32:28,334 I send you on a mission for sugar, you bring back a lost boy. 1359 01:32:28,627 --> 01:32:30,961 - Hey, man, I'm Josh. - Hey. Alex. 1360 01:32:32,130 --> 01:32:34,632 - I don't think we've met. I'm Ben. - Siri. 1361 01:32:34,841 --> 01:32:37,452 - I'm sorry. Ben, Siri. Siri, Ben. - Nice to meet you. 1362 01:32:37,552 --> 01:32:38,886 I think we're in the same dorm. 1363 01:32:39,721 --> 01:32:44,892 Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's shocking I haven't met you before. 1364 01:32:47,437 --> 01:32:48,896 I'm sorry. 1365 01:32:50,190 --> 01:32:51,690 - Isaac! - Josh. 1366 01:32:52,192 --> 01:32:55,220 - Did you get enough macaroni and cheese? - Shut up, Josh! 1367 01:32:55,320 --> 01:32:57,722 - Did you order the mountain? - Sarah, I've got this. Shut up, Josh! 1368 01:32:57,822 --> 01:33:00,574 - Hi, I'm Sarah. - Hi, Alex. 1369 01:33:00,825 --> 01:33:01,951 Nice to meet you. 1370 01:33:05,789 --> 01:33:08,984 Ignore him, anything he says. Can you believe these guys? 1371 01:33:09,084 --> 01:33:10,193 I was wondering if you met our new friend. 1372 01:33:10,293 --> 01:33:12,044 I'm sure you'll fit right in. 1373 01:33:14,506 --> 01:33:15,589 Ben? 1374 01:33:16,007 --> 01:33:19,426 Want to just take a solo or do you want to join the group? 1375 01:33:23,890 --> 01:33:25,266 Come on. 1376 01:33:26,101 --> 01:33:28,018 All right, posture everyone. 1377 01:33:30,272 --> 01:33:33,274 I'm going to need you get a lot closer together than that. 1378 01:33:36,444 --> 01:33:37,637 Come on, come on. 1379 01:33:37,737 --> 01:33:40,265 All right, I'm gonna propose a quick idea, you guys. 1380 01:33:40,365 --> 01:33:43,518 Maybe next time we do this, it's a happy occasion. 1381 01:33:43,618 --> 01:33:45,270 Is there gonna be a next time? 1382 01:33:45,370 --> 01:33:46,787 - Alex! - Okay! 1383 01:33:47,330 --> 01:33:48,539 One, 1384 01:33:48,748 --> 01:33:49,957 two...