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Inspired by real stories
Someone once said, "We don't stop playing because we grow old. other.
You think you will be friends forever.
Of course, for most people, that doesn't happen. never stop playing.
And I like to think things simple, playing games
is what makes me men like me today. , Dr. Malloy, I see your resume.
You got a Ph.D. in veterinary medicine
and you really have successful practices now.
Look, there's a time in the life of everyone where you only need to take stock.
Ask yourself, "What's really important? What is in your basket list?"
So, let me explain.
On your cart list, you don't have, parachuting or rock climbing
or tap dancing, maybe? Dancing with wolves?
I believe that must be something.
They won't make films if not, you know?
What I know is, for me, what I want
is to clear urine from the toilet seat of the person.
Speaking of bosses.
Mr. Callahan.
Yes, he's a great guy. This is a great company.
Whatever I can do to be more close to that man, register me.
Listen.
To be honest, in other situations, I will tell you
to get out of my office, okay?
But we need help, so when can you start?
I've started.
What is that?
- Uh... - I haven't even opened it yet.
I'm sorry. I tried to be proactive.
Today. I can start today.
- Why don't I buy you a Coke again? - You do that, we're fine.
- Good. - But don't throw things again.
You won't be disappointed.
We don't need to shake hands, friend.
- Good. I will be right back. - Certain.
White people.
OK, Bob. You are the CEO of Fortune 800 companies You have received respect from colleagues and vendors
and that is why you were interviewed by big men.
The Wall Street Journal.
- Mrs. Crosby. - Oh, hi.
- Hi. Bob Callahan. - Rebecca.
- Thank you very much for taking the time. - Why, thank you.
Immediately we start?
- Yes, just go ahead. - OK. This is what I want
so that your readers know about our company.
We are young. We are dynamic. We are fun.
Uh... So let's talk about diabetes.
Mr. Callahan, how do you respond to the ideas that your industry uses
to overcome the risk of loss?
A good question.
Difficult, but fair.
I will say what I like about Freedom Atlantic
is that we are not like other insurance companies.
We are big, but small.
Small.
We, um...
You know, we're complicated...
Uh... But... But it's also simple.
And we are global...
- But local. - That's right.
Sorry, for a moment. Hey, can you come back again next time?
We are discussing something. Sir?
No, Bob.
Jesus Christ, Hoagie!
What are you doing here? How did you go through security?
No. I work here.
Do you get a job in my company, so you can sign me?
Come on, Bob, it's over.
You don't think I can run away from my own conference room?
- Where will you go? - Guess what?
Look, because this is happening.
- Oh my God!
Are you okay?
OK. You are right.
This is over.
- Yes, I know. - Certain.
OK. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you.
- Nice to see you. - Are you losing weight?
Yes, a little. Hey, listen, this is serious.
Jerry stops.
What? Nonsense!
I swear. End of the season, he retired.
OK. But I'm being interviewed. So can I...
- Wall Street Journal, it's so cool! - Why, thank you.
No thanks, by the way, because this is what I need.
You made Bob talk about himself,
it's just feedback. No stopping.
- Can we talk about this outside, please? - Yes
Can we talk outside? I will be right back. I promise.
There are three days left in May. We only have 63 hours
to gather people, and find him.
Good. We can talk about this while having dinner.
What? No, no, no. We have to go now!
Don't you have a bathroom to be cleaned or something?
- Technically, yes, there is. - Alright, what do you know?
Remove this ridiculous object and do your work
We will talk about it later.
- I will resign, Bob. - You don't need to do it. You're fired.
Good. Because the benefits here are not good!
No.
That's right. The advantage is very good.
Oh, hey, sorry about that. Where have we been?
- Diabetes. Yes. - Explain.
I'm not a doctor, but there are two types.
Type one is called "Type One."
and Type Two more to adults.
No. He.
- What are you doing? - Hoagie, what do you want?
You've marked me. I got it, okay?
You just sit there, I told you
we have to deal with this now.
Because we have to catch Jerry this year.
You say that every year.
Yes, but this year is different.
You say that every year.
- But this year is very different. - You said that last year.
I know, you're right.
But this year is actually different.
Because
we know exactly where he will be and when.
"Susan and Jerry's wedding party. Saturday, May 31."
He's an easy target!
We must join. We are looking for Jerry now,
or we die.
What?
Finally. You know what I mean.
Come on, Bob.
Will you grow old, or will you continue to play?
Continue playing.
That's the right answer.
- Nice to meet you. - I'm sorry, I have to go.
No.
Wait.
I don't believe he will get married, and he doesn't even tell us.
I know, I'm also angry at initially, and then hurt.
But, you know, he just realized that he would become a target.
That's crazy, even for him.
Will one of you tell me what happened here?
- Is that recorded? - No.
Extraordinary. Good. group our friends have played
the same tag game for 30 years.
- What? - For the whole of May, every year, we play tags.
Same as when we were children.
But we are not in kindergarten, and we all live in different cities.
So you never know when someone will appear.
You can shop at the mall, then your friend jumps out of the trunk of the car
and, boom, mark you. You're in the game.
This is the crazy part.
Our friend, Jerry, has never been marked.
What do you mean he hasn't been marked?
You never put your hand on his body?
Not during May. For 30 years.
Why don't you just go home, and mark him?
- Not that easy. - Why not?
Because...
as a start, because he is very fast.
You can't catch it.
Yes, and if you catch it,
then he becomes wild and changes into a kind of crazy wild animal.
And if you succeed trap the wild animal,
he still finds a way.
What happened there?
Until today, I don't know.
He is the best. Yes.
Yes.
And now he wants to retire with perfect notes,
makes us all look like fools.
- Stupid! - He is very excited.
That's it.
- Wait, you shouldn't go. - Listen, Mrs. Crosby, I'm sorry.
I will ask someone from my office to contact you.
We will reschedule this immediately after I return to the city.
No.
- No? - No. Plan changes.
I come with you. This is a story.
- What? No. - Yes. This is the coolest game ever.
I don't think that will be the corner.
I don't know what my angle is,
but I feel very interesting that we live in the world
where adult men need a full month
every year to play children's games.
That's very interesting. You are right. Come on.
I don't think he interpreted interesting in a good way.
- Enter, Bob. - Good! I go.
Denver, Colorado
Well, everything is already ready for you, Dad.
Hey! thanks. thanks.
I will be blunt with you. Since my wife died,
you really become the stone that holds me.
So, thank you.
I appreciate that...
But your wife hasn't died yet.
For me he's dead.
What?
Yes.
- That's right. - It is true.
Listen to me.
"To live in the past must die in the present."
Now, who said that?
- You. - Bill Belichick said that!
God loves him. Yes, Sir.
Well, I'll bring you marijuana again.
God bless you, son.
Damn, very fast!
- Hey! - Hey, Anna.
- Hey, Chilli. How are you? - Good, nice to meet you.
What are you doing here?
I was passing here,
and I think I'll stop by and say hello to you and Roger.
Yes, we're fine. Where is Hoagie?
He... You know...
- Oh, damn it! - Hogan is in the library.
Father, what month is this?
May.
You can't run away.
Anna, are you okay?
He ran away!
Damn. Hogan, dear, he came.
He headed to the east ladder.
- Hey Hogan! - Hey, Chilli!
I haven't met you, friend. How are you?
Good enough. Yes, what about you?
- Everything is fine, friend. Yes, work. - Are you sure?
I mean, I'm going through that divorce, but everything is fine. That's fine.
Hey, too, note for you. Stop bring your wife here, friend.
That's nonsense. He is too excited for the game.
You are jealous because he is really great.
He is my secret weapon. Because of him, you're stuck.
- Am I stuck? - Yes
Really?
Damn you, Chilli!
No!
Oh my God, Chilli! That's rubbish!
Damn!
Hey, Martin!
Hi. Sorry.
Sorry, Mrs. Martin, I want to pass.
Sorry, sorry, sorry.
Oh my God! Forgive me.
Wow. OK.
Catch him, Andy!
Chilli, Chilli, Chilli...
Chilli! No, no, no!
No! No!
Oh, damn it!
Are you okay, friend?
Oh good.
You didn't beat me today. I don't lose.
- There is only one problem, Chilli. - Oh, yes? What is that?
Not me.
- What do you mean? - I, bastard!
- You got hit! Wake up. - Oh, my God!
- Are you okay? - Yes, I am doing okay.
- You fell hard enough there. - Yes, I think I've escaped.
- Trap him. Teach him - Oh, my God!
- Good idea. - Alright, fair and honest. I got hit, right?
- Yes. - And now you get it.
- No. - Yes
No. I do not.
No. No!
- No. - We don't...
Friend, we are too old...
No, don't start hitting.
No, no. I don't know who...
You got hit.
- Everything! - This is ridiculous.
Bad luck! You hit my stuff!
Yes, you went crazy, and now you've got it.
- Sorry. - Alright, I've got it.
- Ceasefire, ceasefire, ceasefire. - Agree.
This is not about us.
This is the year we get Jerry.
- No, we won't get Jerry. - No, that's what you think.
I say the same thing. We have a plan, okay?
Everyone, let's go.
He is very passionate, friend. He is too much.
Do you know what? If not because of me,
You will become drunk playing mini golf with 12 year olds.
Let's go. I know where Sable is. Enter the car, everything.
Yes, we will go directly to airport, so take a bag, take it...
- Brush teeth or whatever. - Certain. Let's go.
- Really? - Wow!
- That's disgusting. - He is very enthusiastic. That is good.
Hey, Rebecca, we will meet Sable now.
Who is Sable?
Portland, Oregon
I know you think he doesn't betray me.
But what about with the possibility
he knows that I follow him to Pilates class,
and on days when is not a Pilates class
when he has all spare time to ride a penis.
Alright, riding a penis.
Kevin, you really focus on another penis.
But what about you?
- What about you? - If you don't focus on the other penis,
the penis will fill the places you want.
What about the mental entering into each of these holes
and pull out all the penis.
Pulling out, pulling out, pulling out, pulling out.
And then you have a clear mind. No penis.
I'm afraid my mental disorder will make me crazy.
It seems there are some trust issues.
You can't trust anyone.
I don't think anyone came out to look for you.
I don't think there are who follow you.
I can't stand it.
I can't. I can't listen to this.
Do you tell me to shut up?
Stop!
What happened?
Oh, wow!
- Doc! - You are there.
Hi, Hogan. Nice to meet you.
Bob Callahan. How are you?
- Sorry, this is a bad idea. - Who are you?
We are friends of Sable.
We thought it would be very funny to hide there
but then we hear too much.
Yes, guys, you're obviously being having a lot of problems.
Okay, come here, friend.
And, too, you got it.
I don't care. I miss you. How are you friend?
- I'm fine - Yes.
- Now you join. - I know, I know.
Speaking of which, we came to pick you up, so, come on.
- Sable. - Come on.
I have 40 minutes left to finish this.
- Then? This is important. - Yes
Pack your things. We will go home.
My bag isn't here.
- Yes, we know. - Clear.
- Gosh. - I know that...
We will go to your house and take your things.
You should go to my house.
if we will go to my house.
- This seems like a better idea. - A little! Let's go.
Yes, come on, we will take care of it.
Okay, you still owe me to this hour.
- Thank you, Doctor. - You don't take my mental health seriously.
Spokane, Washington.
Look at that little bastard.
- Calm down. - It's terrible to go back.
This will be fun.
The smell is still the same.
Here it is.
Alright!
Oh!
OK.
- Oh, yes, it's still there. - Everyone, we go back to the war room.
- You know what that means. - No, I don't know what that means.
That means we will fight, Sable. Now, to clarify,
we will not mark Jerry in his wedding ceremony
because, to be honest, it would make us bastards.
Sorry. I think that is the essence of all this.
I spent two weeks vacation without pay for that reason.
- Two weeks? - Yes
I will try zip-lining after this.
Good. There will be plenty of time for to get it before the ceremony.
There is dinner.
There is lunch, photo shoot. But don't worry. We will catch it.
A very good plan. Who wants smoking marijuana with me? Sable!
I will take the land.
What?
Yes, you know, I have experimented with marijuana recently.
Most drugs, but.
I want to get drunk with you in my whole life, Hogan.
- Honest. - Lets do it.
- This is the best gift of all time. - Good.
Like this I imagine it.
Mrs. Hoagie.
I have pizza rolls for all of you.
Pizza Roll.
What is the smell of marijuana?
No. What?
This is my reward. I'm really sorry.
I smoke marijuana. It's an old habit.
Oh, so that's your reward.
I think I get high contact.
- Good. - Hit me hard.
Under the belt, you know.
I have a belt upstairs.
I use it on bad guys.
What is happening?
I hope you don't hurt the children.
I don't mean that.
Nice to talk to you.
- Thank you for the pizza roll. - Mother...
Stop teasing with Chilli.
Linda, did you see Jerry _ lately?
I mean, are you still playing tennis with his mother?
Because we need to find it before marriage and we have no clue.
I don't even talk to him. I never saw it at the club.
But I'm happy for Jerry. Susan is a good girl.
- We only need information. - We have to find it. Yes.
Have you brought people to the Sandpiper?
Lou did nothing but speak about you and the past and Jerry.
You know, I think he's lonely.
Well, that doesn't help. But...
Oh my God!
Lou knows everything that happened in this city.
Everything, we will go to the Sandpiper.
I don't want to go to the Sandpiper. I want to have fun here.
I miss this basement. We run out of beer.
Let's go to the Sandpiper.
Lou!
Gentlemen! and women.
How are you guys? Hey, we have a new black beer here.
Lou, we don't care about that. We are only looking for Jerry.
Oh! I hate being carrying bad news, Anna,
but you technically are still banned from here.
- What? Still? - What? That's just a dollar margarita, Lou.
Hey, I'm not the one who made the rules.
Damn you, Lou.
You know something about Jerry,
I can see it in your eyes, you're a stupid rat.
I don't know where Jerry is.
Damn you. Tell us.
I'm sorry, Lou. I'm so sorry.
How are you? How is your mother?
- Extraordinary. - Oh good.
- Healthy. - Tell me my greetings.
- Sure. - And damn you. I don't want to be in this bar.
- OK. - We will wait outside.
Hope to meet again with all of you.
Look, I'll tell you all that you need to know about Jerry
if you mark me just once. That's all I ask for. I will tell you.
Why can't I mark you?
Because I didn't join in the game.
What is a good word, Lou?
We don't stop playing because we grow old,
we get older because we stop playing.
You are not part of this game.
Benjamin Franklin.
- Lou. - Yes?
Where is Jerry?
I'm afraid I can't help you with that, kid.
- Really? - Yes, you know,
Jerry and I have made a small deal.
I didn't say anything about its existence,
and then I can play tags next year.
- Jerry makes a deal with you? - Oh, yes.
And I can't be broken, friend.
Can't penetrate this Iron Curtain.
Safes are closed.
Lou, that's really unfortunate
because I will introduce you to Rebecca,
who writes articles about tags for The Wall Street Journal.
- How cool is that? - Very cool.
Isn't that fun?
Is it possible that Lou can be in your article?
Oh yeah.
Right? This is an interesting angle, isn't it?
Maybe it should be an story for what happened, right?
What do you mean there must be a story?
I mean, there's no Jerry, there's no story.
Do you need Jerry for the story?
Can you imagine objects printed here, framed?
- Hang on the wall? With this man? - Yes
Which will be published everywhere. Everyone will see.
- Nationally. - You don't want to be in the article?
Yes, friend. I will be happy being in an article.
We will not damage the fortress here.
Damn. OK.
- I'm also very excited about that. - Nice to meet you, friend.
Listen, listen, listen.
My mother talked to her mother
and he said that the training was at Deer Creek Country Club.
- Deer Creek. - There he is.
However, his name is Louis Seibert. It's S-E-I...
- I will remember it. thanks. - He has a good memory.
Lou, thank you, friend.
- Yes, you bet. - Thank you, thank you.
Oh, hello, Miss Rollins?
This is Margaret from Deer Creek Country Club.
I just called to tell you,
we can't return your deposit
because you canceled the exercise with short notice like that.
- What? Oh, my God. - I think you have a mistake here.
We don't cancel the reception.
Unfortunately, we have ordered
something else in that time slot now.
- Quinceanera. - Quinceanera.
- What? - What is quinceanera?
A woman's birthday celebration.
That is a birthday celebration for women.
- This is nonsense. - Oh, my God!
We will go to the club now.
Hello?
Hello, everyone.
Who is this?
me.
Callahan approaches from the left.
Don't use the attack protocol.
No hands touch my body.
mental notes. Bob slapped Hoagie with his hand.
Hoagie is now getting hit.
Chilli. He attacked me in a vagina-like style.
Bad planning. Bad execution.
Very easy.
I headed for the door to escape.
Sable blocks it.
It's time to show.
Hoagie has marked Sable. He now plays fairly.
I punched him repeatedly.
Jerry! You are okay?
Oh, I've never been better.
Welcome, children!
Hey, who is this with you?
Oh, this is Rebecca. He is a journalist.
We will become famous.
Do they say that I have not been marked in 30 years? because they are bad at this game?
- Yes. - Never been marked. Just saying.
I can't believe you're not inviting your close friends
to your marriage, rather than marked risk.
Hey, Bob, listen, you're here, right? Correct? I know you will come.
Unfortunately, the waiter needs your car key.
Hello dear. Come here baby. Come here.
We don't invite you.
- Yes. Sorry. - Everything.
This is Susan, the candidate my bride.
- Hi. Nice to meet you, Susan. - Hey
- Hi. - He will explain the reason.
It's just... I know that sounds really crazy.
Everyone on my mother's side held a wedding in May
and I don't want my marriage to be destroyed...
I mean, I promise, I don't want to be that woman
but I feel that woman is still can be understood in this situation.
Don't make excuses, honey. You don't need to do it. Come on.
Look, I've broken the window.
What are we going to do here, guys?
- Amendments. - Amendments.
- Amendments. OK. Enter here. - Ceasefire. Ceasefire.
There is no marking in practice. There is no marking at lunch.
There is no marking at dinner, and do not mention the marking at the ceremony.
Ceremony.
- We understand. - Thank you.
It's impossible, I don't agree.
You don't officially invite , how?
OK. I will damage your marriage,
and I will sign you when you try to kiss your bride.
Hey, hey, hey.
Look, Susan. You look like a good person,
and I am sure that all will be fine.
We only need to formalize it, something I have been doing for a long time, and, uh...
Sign it.
What is...
Don't mention the tagging...
- Ridiculous. - That doesn't make sense.
Thank you, friend.
This.
OK, everyone.
- OK. - Nice to meet you, Bob.
Do you know what? Don't touch me, when we are in a ceasefire.
- This is very disturbing. - Yes, that's a bit strange to me too.
Very pleasant meet everyone
and I want to know you better this weekend.
I don't know, I just dreamed about today all my life, so...
- Congratulations, Susan. We are happy for you. - This will be great.
- Thank you. - Nice to meet all of you.
Sure.
Six tequila, please.
- For Jerry. - Wait.
So, everything, how are the results?
- Not good. - Very bad.
Very bad.
Did you just throw the chance to mark him?
Yes, but we are still fine, because non-marriage is a fair game.
We only have to find the right gap.
- What happened? - He beat us.
- Well, technically, he punched my ass. - Punching your ass.
- Many times. - Hardly.
According to regulations, is very illegal.
Unless he doesn't hit my butt hole
so it's legal.
Okay, what are you talking about?
This.
Pages...
Yes! There.
There is no review in the butt hole.
Why did you play the game on where did you hit it repeatedly in the ass?
- Reasonable question, Rebecca. - I will answer this More tags than a game. This is a way of life.
No, friend.
That's right. You succeeded.
Embarrassing face.
OK, Lou, thank you.
We will take it from here.
But he is right.
This is more than a game.
Tell me I'm LeVar Burton. Tell me I'm LeVar Burton.
I was there when Sable lost his virginity.
Damn, Hoagie! I'm almost done!
Come here!
And Callahan was there when Anna and I had our first child.
Congratulations, friend. You got hit.
You did it well, Anna.
And everyone was there for me when my father died.
I think your father really wants you to be...
Off.
At this time.
This game, gives us a reason to be in each life for years.
The last of every season will live in shame for one year.
So what happens if you lose?
- You lose. - You got it.
- What does the winner get? - There are no winners.
Just don't lose.
Look, I want once to sit here
and deconstruct the spirit competition with everyone,
But Jerry is still hanging around
and we have to bring it to a painful place.
- Not in the butt hole. - Not in the butt hole. Of course.
Oh! Everyone, let's go to his house.
He won't be in his house. That is too clear.
Yes, that is too clear, so he will be there. This is Jerry.
It may be very clear that it is impossible for him to be there.
- So he is home. - He won't be there.
If he is there, it will be clear for him to be there
so he won't be there because he will think
that we will automatically come there, of course.
- What? - Do you know what? One way to find out.
- Let's go. - It will be clear to...
Come on!
This is locked.
What did you see?
That's good.
There is a lot of attention to detail but not too much.
Can you just open it?
This enters without permission.
No, it doesn't count if you know that person.
That's not true.
"Do you really think I will be at home?"
Feels like a trap.
Well, let's split up, we will watch around.
- No, that's a bad idea. - He will never expect it.
Now please help I get out the door.
Jerry!
He should be here.
Have you ever been here before?
Ohh!
Frozen eggs.
Delicious. This is running fast.
What?
Oh my goodness.
Whoa.
Jerry has chloroform?
What is this? He has improved it.
City air maps. A stack of plans.
Five different hats? Wow,
People change.
Are you...
I did nothing.
Who ran around my house?
Hello, everyone, do you really think I'm at home?
- You're stupid. - I knew it.
- That's too obvious. - Yes.
I mean, it's just a lucky guess.
Okay, Jerry, where are you?
You know, see your tonight
makes me want to run in the memory path.
- Ta-da! - What is that...
That's my room. You're in my parents' house.
Why are you in my parents' house?
This is a little smaller than I remember.
You enter my house!
We enter his house.
Yes, we enter your house.
Hey, hey! See what I found, Hoag.
Hoag! Hoagie, I miss you so much!
What are you doing with Mr. Stubbles?
This little man makes you get a lot of problems in life, right?
OK, Jerry.
Come see the end.
Mr. Stubble wants to say something. What was that?
He said that his skin was very dry. It needs to be moistened.
Jerry, release Mr. Stubbles. Oh, my God.
What happened here?
I thought he would masturbate in Hoagie's childhood room.
Oh no.
This is the highest domination action.
I will stay in here until you come.
Unless I come first.
You're a crafty dog.
- Come on! Come on! Come on! - Did you find it?
- Turn on the car! - It's turned on
They all attach seat belts.
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Everything is entered.
Everything has entered?
This will be fine and smooth, Sir. Stubbies.
This won't hurt anything.
Stay there. We come for you. We come for you.
Yes, but hurry up! Father, hurry up!
Sir. Stubbles doesn't like you. He can't like you.
He's not a sexual being, okay? So, put him down!
Hey, everyone.
Jerry, how can you be in my room now?
We are all in my room.
No, of course I'm not there. I am here. In my basement.
Where are you?
Is that right?
He made a replica of your bedroom in his basement?
Good night, gentlemen.
Amateur.
Let's start. Um...
So it's kind of a bad start.
Actually it's quite standard.
Yes, Jerry is extreme.
Masturbation is fake, but pleasure is real.
I mean, I said it before, but we won't mark him because,
You know, he's better than us.
I will obviously be the person who marked Jerry.
I have worked with this Japanese man. Sensei.
He knows zero karate.
He doesn't know karate. He claims to know karate?
He doesn't know karate. I don't think he knows karate.
Then what did he call when I was kicking him in 10th grade?
Callahan and Chilli really compete great in high school
and Callahan... Just mark Chilli with a beautiful kick.
But in Chilli's defense, when Callahan kicked him...
He fouls his pants!
Yes, okay, that doesn't happen.
And it's good to really get the opportunity to deal with it directly.
By all means. I listen.
I mean, I'm very sweaty. It's very hot.
Sweating ass defense? He has hit the drum for years.
The hottest October ever, if I remember. Look for that.
Wall Street Journal, You have a fact checker
- for this scenario, right? - Yes.
While you do it, can you tell him to check it
if the Maury Povich program is staged?
Because it's like being staged but he swears it's not staged.
But they do the same thing every time.
What?
Sable, I know where Jerry will be. I need tagging.
OK.
Yes. Just took a tuxedo.
OK, see you later, honey.
Hey, Rob, how are you, friend? Glad to see you.
You too, friend.
Gloria, Mom.
- My balloon! - Whoa!
Hey. This must be yours, friend.
- Thank you, sir. - Look at that.
Will you eat it?
Do you know what? You have to pay attention to some alternative snacks.
To maintain health, friend.
Oh!
Excuse me, ma'am. You dropped...
Male athlete boots
size nine and a half.
It is recommended for a man who is not fashionable or athleticism.
Hoagie.
Hoagie knows a little,
I have been teaching training camps female martial arts for six years.
First Defense 101.
Class is in progress.
Oh my God!
- It's finished, Hoagie. - Never!
You're done.
Never!
OK, I'm done.
Speaking of which, you're very amazing, friend.
You really improve your game!
How do you know I will be here?
A-ha! Surprising you, right?
I saw a pickup ticket for your tailor
when we enter your home that night.
- Impressive. - I'll beat you, Jerry.
We both know it's not going to happen.
Excuse me, excuse me. I want to pass. Excuse me.
Oh God. Cavalry comes.
Hey, Jerry.
This old woman is bothering you?
I'm fine, Marvin. Thank you friend. Everything is alright.
He's my friend.
Hey, nice to meet you. How are you friend.
- My champion. - Yes, stay in shape.
What?
Well, maybe I'll call the police. OK?
This is an attack. Are you willing to go to jail for this?
Of course.
Okay, then, maybe I will make a big problem and also be arrested.
Then, once the two of us go to jail, I will...
What? Bribe guards?
In the same cell? I know I will say that. That is very clear.
Hoag, you have to realize that this will take hours,
during that time I will make a knife
from my toothbrush and using it to kill my cellmate.
Will you kill your cellmate?
Don't worry, he is a bad person who does bad things.
So there is justice.
- OK. - That will make me thrown into an isolation cell,
I want. Out of range. Really can't be marked.
Damn, you have thought about this.
Good enough, right?
Listen, understand two things, Hoagie.
First, you won't mess up this marriage. Okay?
And second, I will never let you mark me.
You will die before that happens. You understand that, right?
I'm not afraid to die, Jerry. And I will not give up.
Until I die.
OK. Good luck.
See you in training, Jerry.
This cake is very tasty.
Alright, listen. Less 34 minutes
until this dinner ends, and Jerry's fair game.
There are four of us, there are four ways out.
Let's scatter and trap these mice.
OK? Sync your watch.
- I don't know how. - I don't wear a watch.
Time is construction.
OK, uh... 5:00.
It should say from this.
we say it now.
- 5:00, how difficult is that? - 5:00, yes, that's easy.
- Hi, everyone. How are you? - How are you?
Sorry about that night.
Yes, that's not good.
No. I mean, listen, I know it's not just you guys.
I mean, Jerry is more bad than all of you.
He is very competitive.
When we were little, we held a contest to see
Who can hold your breath longer in the water.
He almost died.
He won, but for what? Really?
I wish him competitive in terms of being a father.
Are you pregnant?
- Really? - Yes, that's why I chose to drink Shirley Temple.
- Oh my God! - I know.
- Cheers! - Congratulations, that's great!
- Cheers, thank you! - Oh, my God!
- That's good news. - Yes
- We don't tell many people. - Good.
Look, I know this will be a little weird
- for a few days with you. - Sure...
OK?
Don't go too far.
And, go out there and play golf. So fabulous. Do something fun.
- Okay? See you, everyone. - See you later.
I like him. He has a beautiful personality.
Very happy. Good spirit.
Don't believe he says.
He is a hired man. She's an actress.
- What? - I mean, look at this bastard.
- This is Colonel Sanders. - That, like, his uncle.
- This is the Truman Show. - Can you stop?
Broadly speaking. Jerry arranged it. I'm sure of that.
Everyone here has been hired.
You have to be calm.
Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm his wife.
Jerry, is that Cheryl Deakins?
Ah! Yes. Nice. Hey!
- You invited him? - Yes, of course.
What? We are all old friends.
- Makes sense. - I didn't expect this.
What is that, uh...
Cheryl Deakins.
- Do you know he will come, Bob? - No.
- Me too. - He looks good.
- Good. He always does. - Yes
wow!
Who is Cheryl Deakins?
Is he like Yoko or something else?
I don't understand about that but he is someone
whose presence causes tension in our group.
We have known him since elementary school.
He is the first girl who Chilli and Callahan like.
When we were little, Cheryl liked Chilli.
Callahan was very disappointed.
But young love is not predictable.
Later in the same year, he decided to be with Callahan.
Chilli was very disappointed.
But he always has a place in his heart for Chilli.
And this has been going on for decades.
And suddenly, he married a dentist.
They have a sweet girl.
What?
How long have you seen it?
About 10 years for me. How about you?
Same, I think.
- It's been a while. - Certain.
You're a cunning cheat.
He looks amazing, and you know that. Think about this.
What if Cheryl finally returns with our son?
- Chilli? - Callahan?
Surely.
- Wait. What? - Duh.
- Are you saying Chilli? - Are you on Callahan Team?
- Yes! - We've been married all this time and you think
he must end with Callahan?
Of course. Wait, do you think Chilli?
Wait, do you know these people?
Who are you now?
- What? - You scared me.
I feel like I don't know you. You're like this stranger.
Do you want me to be a stranger?
What?
Here? Right now?
Because I got lost in a trip to the bibliotheque library
and I don't know where all of my French friends are.
- Chantelle is here? - Chantelle is here with...
Oh my God!
Honey, almost 5:00.
Focus in the game.
You're so great.
Come on, we go to the bathroom for five minutes.
OK.
- This is crazy. - Huh.
Hey, you have to talk to him.
- No, just you - None of you.
- Thank you. - You are welcome. None.
Shut up, Sable.
No, to be honest, that should be you, Bob.
No, I think he really wants to talk to you.
Because I think women really like
Depressed people who are still have names for their cigarette pipes.
Find good ones.
This will be amazing.
- Thank you. - Okay, good advice.
Good luck.
Tell him I said hi.
Cheryl Deakins.
Chilli Cilliano.
How do you know it's me?
I know the smell of marijuana sativa and Old Spice anywhere.
Yes. I have to be a little stoned.
I can't be aware of these things. They are terrible.
That's the wrong choice, friend.
- What? - None of you should go,
but if one of you must leave then that should be you.
How many glasses of wine have you drunk?
How many feet do the octopus have?
Eight.
I see you have rejected the trend style
and haircuts and maybe cleanliness. I appreciate it.
I think respect is the key to the initial rebuilding of friends.
- Is that a saying? Maybe? - Yes, of course. Who said that?
I don't know. I want to hear about your husband.
What's the story? Is he still charming, smart, rich?
No. Died.
Yes, it's the same as me.
Dead to me. Divorced.
No, I mean he's dead. He really died.
He died?
Really?
Oh...
Yes, he died in a car accident. We have separated.
You have separated.
- Yes - And now he's gone. He died
- He left. - Formally.
A little more disappointed about that.
I know, but, how are you doing? How is your life?
OK. I lost my business. Divorced. Playing tag games competitively.
Quite complicated.
- Are you trying to make me horny? - Yes, yes.
- Because it's happening. - Is it true?
Oh yeah.
Have you tried cakes hushpuppies, or what?
What do you think are they talking about?
I don't know, and I don't want you're worried about that.
We have 15 minutes.
Oh, Chilli, I think of you all the time, Chilli.
Oh yes? But what about Callahan? He is very handsome.
He is very handsome, but he is a selfish lover.
With a small penis.
- Really? OK. - Plus he cried after he arrived.
Wow.
It's OK, Callahan. Nothing needs to be humiliated.
Okay, do you know what? You are all 12 years old.
Oh, Chilli.
Hey, Cheryl, I want reconnect.
Oh yeah.
- What happened now? - Oh, Bob!
Yes, I just... Oh, I just feel the vibration.
I mean, who wants to relate sex with a man named Bob?
"Oh, Bob." It doesn't sound right. "Oh, Bob."
- "Oh, Bob." - "Oh, Bob."
- "Bob. Bob, Bob." - "Oh Robert."
"Bob."
I won't send you a message, you know?
I don't want to play with you when you're married.
No, I think that's good. Very respectful.
If I know he is dead, I will immediately send a message.
OK.
- No! Please don't go! - No, it's okay.
We are fine. I just want to go to the restroom.
- I'll meet you later. Nice to meet you. - OK. Nice to meet you.
You too.
Widow.
Cheryl Deakins.
What are you doing here?
And where is the place to urinate?
Maybe in the men's room.
- You haven't changed one bit. - Thank you.
- No, it's not praise.
- I am an adult. - Is it true? Really?
Because this is the old way where you followed me to the bathroom
that's exactly what you do on the night of junior high school.
That's a good way, and is a good way now.
- A better bathroom. - Hmm.
Do you want to drink?
Actually, I will go home.
Can I give you a ride?
- Sure. - Good.
- Right after we drink it. - Oh, I saw what you did.
Okay, friend. It's almost time.
Everything is in position? Change.
Sable in position.
- Chilli! - Yes. Let's catch him.
Callahan. Callahan, do you hear me? Change.
Callahan. Where are you, friend?
Callahan!
There is a way out that is not guarded, okay?
Hi.
Callahan!
Fast! Fast! Fast! Fast!
Come on!
Not today, bastard!
Hey, thank you for coming. I appreciate it.
Come on! Come on!
Pursue me, damn it!
Sign in! Sign in! We are close. We are close.
- Grip! Handle! - Hurry up!
Faster! Faster!
Faster!
We come for you!
Beware!
No, no, no!
Fast! Fast!
Oh my God, I wish I had my gun here.
There are so many birds to shoot.
- So, is this a vacation for you? - Yes
I mean some couples ride on a cruise ship. Some couples go camping.
Some couples go to clubs strip and do gangbang,
and this is what we do. This is what we like.
This is our gangbang.
You know, it looks like I like you will be very skilled in the game.
- Why don't you play?
They make rules when they are nine years old. There can't be a girl.
And to be honest, I can be a little aggressive
and sometimes competitive.
Come on, Jerry. I will catch you!
Yes!
Focus your eyes on him!
Cut in the fourth fairway!
Don't confuse this!
Yes. Good.
Oh, I have to show you photos of our children.
Fast, fast, fast!
Hoagie, arrest him.
Grip. Handle.
Hoagie, stop!
No. Hoagie.
- What are you doing? - I can not see!
- Is everything okay? - I am fine.
I'm fine.
That's what happened.
Progress.
- Let's catch him. - It's refreshing.
That is psychological warfare there.
- That's impressive. - Yes, that's a good way.
Good, Jer!
That's it!
Hello, everyone.
What?
Okay, how does he do this?
Okay, Jerry, stop it!
He multiplied! It happened!
- What? - There is one!
- Hey! - What?
There are lots. There are so many!
That's it! I came for you, Jerry!
Chilli, you haven't even been marked yet!
I'm behind you!
Come on!
Oh, damn it!
Damn!
This is terrible. This is nonsense.
We shouldn't be here.
This is too extreme.
I want you to stay motivated, Sable.
- Yes - Come on, stay focused.
Yes, we have been excited since in the golf cart.
Do you smell it? Do you kiss it?
That's Jerry. I smell it.
That leaves and grass.
and centipedes.
Only those in the forest.
He is close.
I can feel it.
I can feel something.
Oh, damn it!
- Oh my God. - Damn.
- Oh my God. - Wow, that's crazy.
Our friend is a psychopath, and this is scary.
He caught me. I am trapped.
All depends on you. Come here
Let me mark you.
Come on!
OK.
I can see it.
He is in the direction of three o'clock. 45 meters.
- Direction at three o'clock. Understand. - Three o'clock.
Sable!
The direction of the three o'clock there.
- You don't say which time zone, friend! - It's not a time zone.
Why don't you point the direction? Next time, just show it.
Directions there. Go! Go, go, go!
Go, Sable, go!
I see you.
Yes, bastard.
You got hit!
Oh, I don't like that.
Shh.
Sleep.
Sable?
What happened?
We get chloroform.
Chloroform? What?
Bob took our car, and now we are on Lyft. We will go to the Sandpiper.
I don't want to be that anymore.
I don't want to. Hoagie, this is in you, friend.
Now, what?
Wait. I am confused. What just happened there?
Jerry wakes up early, brings several crews
to go out in the forest, make several devices and swing devices
and wear the same clothes as bait.
Crazy.
Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine.
I was amazed that you remained so optimistic after all that.
Someone said I was the heart and soul of the game.
No, you have said that.
You're the only person I heard that said.
Well, technically "just me" in accordance with "some" legal definitions so be quiet.
Looks like this game really makes you stay connected.
- Exactly. - Except Jerry.
What? Don't say that
How often do you see Jerry never being marked?
Not too often, but...
Do you consider that close friendship?
That kind of silly question.
Thank you.
What I want is that Callahan is better here.
- What's wrong? What? - See who decides to join.
What? I have a business call with Beijing. Cannot be refused. I am sorry.
A business call with Beijing? There must be 8:00 on Saturday morning.
Do you make a business call at 8:00 a.m. on Saturday morning?
Why do you know much about the Beijing time zone?
2008 Olympics. Michael Phelps, baby.
Fair enough. Okay, however, I have an idea.
- Does anyone want to hear it? - Yes.
- What is that? - Jerry's fitness center.
Someone must know where he is.
- I like this. That is a good idea. - Good!
- Let's go! - Yes!
- You got hit, by the way. - What is wrong?
- My knee. - What's with your knee?
I was hit by a log.
You got hit by a log, what?
We are after him. I was hit by logs. Really sick.
I will enter. Damn, I'm upset about this, but go.
Do you want me to call a pediatrician?
- I'm an adult. I don't need a pediatrician. - Did you not join?
I think I will slow you down. Why don't you go?
After coming from the fitness center, let's meet.
OK, alright.
Believe me, I want to go...
Do you need a submarine? I am coming along!
We are fine, guys. Thank you!
We are fine.
Who is forbidden now, bitch?
I'm fine. All right. Take it easy!
Oh, the knee heals quickly.
Don't interfere, Lou.
Oh, you cruel demon.
Hi, there, welcome to the Granite Fitness Center. Be tough, stay strong.
So you know, we will close it in five minutes,
but can I help you?
Yes, Dave, actually there is something you can help.
Do you want to make $ 500?
Okay, so you know, I won't suck your penis, okay?
And I don't let you suck my cock too.
Nobody talks about that.
Are you sure about that? Because this person looks at me sharply.
- What? - I just said, man,
- You have that vibration. - Yes?
Stop it.
Hey, Sable, seriously. Quiet.
- Just stop it. - Stop it?
It's too sexual. You stripped me,
directly with your gaze.
Dave 500 dollars, and what we want is just Jerry's whereabouts.
Oh! Jerry. Yes, okay, damn it.
He mentioned that some people were looking for him.
He leaves a message. Oh, yes.
Go.
Okay, listen. $ 1,000. OK? Very easy.
Jerry won't even know if you betrayed him.
I have a better idea. Why don't you come back
to the Best Western where you live
and make out with each other?
Why do you always discuss sexual?
Listen, Dave. $ 1,500. Do not be stupid.
No way, you damn homo.
- Hey! - What?
Dave?
Do you know what we are going to do?
What?
We will interrogate you.
Don't be a hero, Dave.
Jerry doesn't care about you.
So tell us where he is.
I will never tell you.
Last chance, Dave.
You won't do this for games,
so stop torturing me!
Oh, my goodness.
No one leaves you, kid.
Because Jerry has cornered us.
If you don't tell us what we want,
You will be like us.
Are you ready to die for this?
I would rather die than be smoked by you homosexuals.
We will not do that, we will drown you.
I take an honorable position now.
Good. Guess what. Now, this will happen. OK?
Are you ready? I hope you can hold your breath, son!
Do it!
Because I'll do it!
- Yes! - You fucking!
Here it is!
The water is coming! The water is coming!
Yes. You know, we shouldn't do this.
I think this is too much. I am sorry. I am sorry.
That's very stressful.
My heart beats very fast now.
We are just kidding, we are just bluffing.
- No, we're not bluffing! - Anna, Anna, Anna!
- Oh, my God, no. Just not. - Dear.
This is war crime, right? We are not like that.
Yes, sorry.
We have a little cat here.
- Good. - Damn you, Dave.
Oh my God, I like your passion.
I will tell you.
I will tell you where Jerry will be
for $ 2,000. Cash. American money.
- Okay, okay. - No problem.
Why don't you say from the beginning?
Why do you make it difficult for us?
There seems to be room for negotiation, and I'm ready to do that.
But then we did torture
and philosophically, I think. I am an opponent.
- We too, of course. - Not really.
That's snapping.
Do you know what? You might don't need to write this
and if it's finished,
say that we don't really drown it.
There is no sinking.
Just a lot of talk about sucking each penis.
Yes.
Okay, listen, what do you know? This.
I will give you $ 2,000, and I will give you additional
$ 500.
You bring that much money all day?
You say something about Jerry, I guess.
Yes, Jerry...
He is in AA.
- What are you waiting for? - Yes, Alcoholics Anonymous.
I know what that means. Wait, do you know about this?
He goes there every morning in the church in Brunswick.
I've also seen it.
I mean, the first step is recognize your problem.
I'm glad he got the help he needs.
Sorry, did you say the church was in Brunswick?
- Yes. - OK!
- Let's go! Clean the water! - Thank you!
I'm sorry.
I told you this is not just a profile of a boring company, right?
Right. This is obviously different.
And I know I'm not the center of the story,
no problem for me. I don't mind giving...
Bob, can I buy you a drink?
Can you believe this? Wait a minute.
- Maybe... - Wait a minute.
Hi! Hi! Wow! Look at this.
- How are you? - Good.
Good enough. Yes, we just talked.
That's very good. What is your knee?
- Really sick. - Yes
But resting and talking to an old friend is actually very helpful.
Thank you for asking.
- How do you call a business with Beijing? - Very good.
- Really? - Yes, I finished it all.
Good.
What, do you think I faked my business call to Beijing? like you pretend hurt your knee?
Do you know what, friend? I'm sick of this, Bob.
- You got it. How about that? - No!
- You can't get away. And you can't mark anymore. - You got it. I escaped.
- Oh my God. - Like the first rule.
- You got hit! - You can't mark me again!
- I will reset the rules! - Shut up!
Why are you acting like children?
- Because he started. - You started it.
- You really started it. "My knee hurts." - No, you started it!
What do you think are they talking about?
Will this be written?
Yes, of course, of course.
Don't know
Do you know what? I shouldn't come.
Jerry is always in your head.
Did Jerry tell you say that?
Are you part of the Truman Show?
I mean, Jerry invited me to practice dinner,
because he thinks it will divert your attention.
But I want to see you. So I came.
Sure.
Oh my God.
You two are very stupid. But I like you.
I will go. Maybe I'll meet you later. Or not.
- Cheryl... - Catch Jerry. He deserves it.
Goodbye, Cheryl.
wow!
What do you want?
There will be a lot of time to be rejected by Cheryl
after 12:00 am on June 1.
So I want you to focus, We are a team.
Right? When we are each other love, and we like this.
Let's have fun. Stay focused on the mission. Okay?
Let's start acting.
Let's catch this bastard.
Lou, not part of it. Not at all.
Now, handshake.
Handshake!
OK. Now we have work to complete.
Understand.
Catch him, honey.
OK.
Hey, do you think we should talk to Jerry about being an alcoholic
- before we start this all? - No.
But now, I've been clean and calm for almost four years.
Thank you for all of you and God's love. Amen?
Amen.
Jerry, are you ready to share?
Come on, everyone, let's give applause to Jerry.
- My name is Jerry. - Hi, Jerry.
A little aroma of marijuana. Chilli.
He thinks he can catch me when I'm off guard.
Oh my God! I can catch it.
He attacks from behind.
Stupid. I will give him something.
Hazelnut coffee? What kind of person drinks hazelnut coffee?
Gosh! Chilli! Mark me
Catch him!
I will trap it and mark it on the face.
However, it won't work.
Hoagie's attempt to confront me failed because she lacked confidence.
I think it's fair
I undergo facial surgery with this free donut.
And this is why media journalists are dying.
Yes! This is the moment I was waiting for.
I will be the first person that marks Jerry.
Callahan will be distracted by his own arrogant mind,
that I will use.
This will be a victory for me, which makes sense because success gives birth to success Oh my God.
How can "biweekly" mean two times a week and every other week?
It's crazy confusing and it's just lazy language.
Oh, damn it!
- Damn! - Excessive.
Feel trapped, Jerry?
No.
Good.
Oh my God!
No, no, no!
We caught you, Jerry! You're stuck!
Five hours to your marriage! We can wait if you can!
Damn. Do you know what I just realized?
There are a lot of sacramental wine and bread there.
He can last long enough.
No, he can't drink.
Yes, but it's not real wine.
Yes.
That's just grape juice. It's not wine.
I mean, I've been so messed up that I drained the water in my niece's room.
Twice, if you ask my brother-in-law.
So how long have you been aware?
Oh no, I'm not aware.
I'm so drunk now. I'm here just to mark my friend.
Good luck, friend. That is cool. Definitely.
There is very calm there.
Do you know what he is doing? This is a classic hoax.
Makes us think there is a way out,
and he has escaped. Impossible.
I'm sure. I'm sure he has a secret door there.
The fridge turns into an elevator.
What?
Use the elevator to the basement. It's hiding.
- Different clothes, computer screen. - What are you talking about?
- Camera watching us. - He's not Batman.
I told you he was still there.
What did he say?
- "Eat my cock." - "Eat my cock." Ball. Butt?
Buttocks.
Ice cream.
- What? - What?
Yes, he mocked me. He knows I'm lactose allergic.
What is happening? Where is he?
Where is he?
Jerry?
We should take pictures for our marriage in an hour.
What are you doing?
- Come on out, Jerry. - Jerry, you can get out.
We won't catch you, Jerry.
Honey, listen, calm down. Look, I'm sorry.
Shut up, Jerry. I can't accept this, Jerry.
He can't accept it. Let's get out.
Honey, why are you playing this game now?
Why do you play this game with your friends now?
Why does he play this game now?
Hey, baby, listen. You have to be calm, okay?
Listen to me! It's very difficult!
Because you have destroyed everything.
And you too.
With your stupid face, and your stupid beard
and your stupid glasses
and stupid jumpsuit clothes.
There are only so many girls who can accept
and then you want me, just to...
Oh my God. Are you okay?
- Honey? Suz? Sue? - Oh, my God! Jerry. Oh, my God.
- Boo? Boo? - Sue?
Boo-boo? Boo?
- What happened? - Boo-boo? Boo-boo...
- Wait wait. What happened? - Susan, are you okay?
- Sit down, sit down, sit down. - Babies. That's the baby.
That finally happened. He is here. Who? Bob, mark him.
- Are you kidding me? - What?
Something is wrong with the baby.
There is nothing wrong with that baby. It's fake.
If you don't want to do it, mark me. I will do it.
Oh yeah. Good. Do you want me to sign you, then?
Oops! I am wrong.
As usual, you are completely wrong.
This? Do you think I'm wrong? This is very clear!
This is very clear.
Mark me and I'll give him a hug, and I will say,
"If she has a miscarriage, this is terrible, and you get it."
Are you kidding me?
You know. This feels like a scene from What Would You Do
You are trapped in critical situation
and you have to take the right decision.
That's all actors and cameras.
This is not a good television, but it appeals to me.
What?
Come on.
Okay, we're fine. We will go to the hospital.
Gosh. Hey! Jerry? Jerry, if you need something, I can easily...
You approach him or my baby,
I will destroy your throat, Bob.
This is not a game.
Uh...
I'm pretty sure is real, friend.
I would be very angry if she did not have a miscarriage.
Chilli!
We will all be like that.
That's just something you don't say.
That is implied.
Hey, Linda. How are you.
Shouldn't you prepare for marriage?
Not you, Chilli. You're perfect.
Thank you, Linda.
I think they won't leave.
Hoagie, you can't go like that.
"For everyone, marriage has been delayed.
" Thank you for your blessing and your prayer. "
This is from Mrs. Jerry. = Yes, right.
Maybe.
Tags are used for things that make me very happy.
But now, it destroys me. I feel sad.
Shut up, Sable.
Has anyone seen the Instagram bridesmaid story?
- What? - Let me see.
"Marriage canceled. Emoji face sad.
" I can't wear the dress. Beautiful dress.
"Very sad. Goodbye emojis."
Really? Is there a possibility that all these women can post
minute by minute from their day,
with a confusing description of the mind at the same time?
- Right. - Of course. That's Instagram.
I don't know about this, friend. I just...
That feels incorrect.
I smell mice.
That's what I said. I really say this all the time.
Hey, baby, can we have this? It is over.
But apparently not. Now, come on, friends.
I explained this.
- Bob. - What do I do?
Can I fax you?
- No. Okay. - Sweet.
I will create an account Instagram for.
Please don't.
Rachel Ditmus is the only bridesmaid
with a personal Instagram account.
He wants to make love with you since sixth grade.
If anyone is stupid enough to accept our request, it will work.
And sent. What we have to do now is just waiting.
And accepted!
- Really? - That's very fast.
Don't make love to him.
Oh my God. I am right.
- What? What do we see here? - What is this?
Wedding dresses.
What?
They faked the miscarriage!
No, no. Jerry will lose. We will destroy the marriage.
- Let's go! - This is nonsense. That is very chaotic.
Hoagie?
Hoagie, what are you doing?
Damn!
- Honey. - Hoagie?
Be careful.
Should we stop it, or...
I don't dare to approach him. He swings the bat everywhere.
- Honey, that belongs to your mother. - Yes, you will hurt yourself.
We lose! He defeated us! The game is finished!
We can't mark Jerry.
It's time for us to receive these things. He can't be touched, that's him.
What do you want to do? Do you want to give up just like that?
Yes, Bob. I want to give up. It's time to give up.
Come on, Hogan. You're not an easy person to give up.
What are the alternative ways?
We go to marriage, we try to mark him, we fail
and we screw up marriage?
That's not a good way. It's a stupid way.
That's not what friends do. That is what bastards do.
Hoagie! He faked a miscarriage.
This is unfair.
This is where we will catch it.
He deserves it.
Even if we want to do that, we all sign an amendment.
Amendments do not apply and cancel if you falsify a miscarriage.
That is only a basic contract law.
- That is law. Basic contract law. - Law.
As he said.
- I really, said that. - I know.
We say it together.
But I was also right before, because I said miscarriages were false.
The amendment applies, and may be a good thing.
Maybe this is the time to grow a little.
I will go to a wedding
and you can do what you want. I hope you also come.
Chilli, wear a tie.
Honey.
Do you even have a tie?
Yes, I have a tie.
- Do you want to borrow a tie? - Yes, I have to borrow a tie.
OK.
Hi! I'm so glad you came!
What is champagne?
I know. Ugh...
I am a girl who falsifies a miscarriage.
But I have to take it out from that room
and divert your attention for several hours
so that amendments can apply.
OK. Are you really pregnant?
- No, I'm not pregnant. - Are you not pregnant?
- Whoa. - Wow.
Just listen. Jerry knows that you might catch him
so "Miscarriage Surgery" is our way
- Is that an operation? - Actually it's my idea.
- Shining! - Aw, thank you.
That's evil.
Everyone is angry because you won, and they are men,
they cannot get pregnant. So they can't fake miscarriages.
That's right.
Look, I'm not saying I want you to have a miscarriage.
So don't.
Because it will be very terrible. But if you have had a miscarriage,
I don't want to say that you deserve it
because it's too excessive, but what I say and what I feel
- that's what you get. - Uh...
Good. That's fine. We all have different feelings.
But this is our wedding day, everything. Come on.
And we come with this big amendment
so that we can all enjoy today together and have fun and relax.
Are we okay?
- Yes, I think so. - Not yet.
Sorry. Not yet. It's just that, you killed a child.
- No. - He didn't do it. No, it's a false miscarriage.
Yes, not real children who are in you
but the real child who lives inside me.
The head is beheaded.
The head flies in the air, the blood spurts everywhere.
Hoagie, Jerry has a perfect note and we are the team now.
The winning team.
And I just feel, Hoagie, if you will play
children's games as adult men,
maybe next time don't play like a child.
By the way, I'm really glad you are here.
Try a raw bar. Everything is delicious.
This is my marriage! I will get married!
- Congratulations. - Come on! Take!
I take back everything I say about him being a cheerful person.
I met Jerry in AA.
You know, people, I have a lot of problems.
Anger problem, I leave my wife, I have many children.
And this man made me change.
That is the lowest point in my life.
At the time of imprisonment.
I briefly converted to Islam.
I lost a long _ legal battle with Jo-Ann Fabrics.
During that time I knew Jerry and Susan as partners.
And that is true blessing.
What is the difference between Episcopalian and Lutheran?
Episcopal doesn't eat fish.
That's pescatarian. That is not religion.
They are all fanatics. I do not know.
Remind me again, what is the kiss
or after they walk back into the hallway?
Seriously? You said you had worked at a previous marriage.
Kiss, dove, end of ceremony,
the groom is very specific about this.
... and find new ways to express love
through life.
Susan, are you willing to accept Jerry being your husband?
Do you promise to love, respect, respect and protect it,
leave all the others, to stay with him forever?
I am willing.
Beautiful.
There will be a gap.
- What, baby? - Dove.
What about doves?
There is a gap.
Calm down, honey.
You look depressed.
Jerry, are you willing to accept Susan to be your wife?
Do you promise to love, respect, respect and protect it,
leave all the others, to stay with him forever?
I am willing.
I mean, this is actually very beautiful.
Really, friend.
I now formalize you as husband and wife.
You can kiss the bride.
- Hoagie! - Come on, come on, come on!
- Oh my God! Everyone, go! - Hoagie! You are okay?
Gosh
Hey, friend.
Friend?
- You scare the goose. - Hoagie?
- Hogan? Hogan. - Hoagie!
I can't believe you did this. Right now.
I don't think you can claim high moral _ above us.
Yes, you are no more than us.
You and your wife pretend have a miscarriage...
Misunderstanding! Misunderstand.
- Misunderstanding. - in her pussy.
Wow. Geez.
Guys, call the doctor!
- Do you hear me? - Friend?
- Hey! - Please call the doctor!
- Friend? - He is unconscious.
That's very impressive.
- Even better than your appearance. Correct? - I know! This is very nice!
Excuse me, everyone,
Everything is fine.
Uh... This is all just a game.
He is still unconscious, but he is stable.
He shouldn't do this remember his condition.
- You can see it when he wakes up. - Thank you.
Just let me.
Excuse me, Doctor. Hey! What's up?
- Yes - Dr. Yoon, right?
- Yes. - How do you say it?
- You saw it. - I know, but I just ask you.
What exactly do you want to ask?
My friends and I do this, this is really a strange game.
Is there a possibility that this is all fake, that you can tell me.
I will not tell others.
Is this fake?
- This hospital? - Everyone, yes. Is that fake?
That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
He tells you to say that, right?
- Listen, I have to get ready to do surgery. - Will you help me?
Can you read the Hippocratic Oath for me?
That is not a matter is memorized by a doctor.
Still not sure.
This will be fine. It's just that, it's too much.
How can it all happen at a wedding?
Hey, boss.
How?
All turned around.
About what?
If he is an actor or not.
No. He is a doctor. We are in the hospital.
You drink Kool-Aid.
OK. What are we doing?
Listen, Chilli, what's wrong with you? Talk to the girl.
It can be a trap.
He is here to visit a friend who is in the hospital. Okay?
You know I'm right. I'm always right.
Okay, you are right about this, but you are not always right.
- Friend, I am always right, and you know that is reality. - Bob, you're not always right.
- 100%... - 1989.
Oh come on.
Ken Griffey, Jr. joins the league, and what about you?
He will never be as good as his father.
And he is better than his father.
- Where is the ring? - You're so wrong!
Historical records have proven that I'm right.
What do you know? Time will speak.
You will never admit that you're wrong about anything.
Come on, it's been a long time since we did this.
Come here, friend.
It's a fun day, guys.
- I miss you so much. - Me too, friend.
- Do you want mint? - No, I do not want.
- Stop it. - Do you want mint?
I like mint candy. Start smelling.
Hey, mind if I sit down?
No.
Thank you for coming.
- Hope he is fine. - Yes, so do I.
Um...
I don't know if that... We are in the hospital and...
- You know? - Yes.
My friend may be dying.
But it feels like I have to tell you how I feel about you
and I'm very sad to hear your husband is gone.
- No. - No.
But I'm very happy see you, Cheryl.
You're bankrupt and divorced and,
- very messy, really. - Yes
But happy to see you too.
Good. OK. I can accept that.
I really think that...
I can't believe I said this , but I will see you again.
- Really? - Yes
- Like a small date. - No.
- Like dinner. - Smaller than that.
- Like lunch. - What about snacks?
I will take what I can get.
Hoagie, I know you play with me.
No. I have a tumor in the size of a bean.
Dear God
Yes.
I know you play with him but what do you do? What's the plan?
- Tell us what is happening. - Chilli, there are no plans.
- What is happening? - There are no plans, Chilli.
Stop winking at me.
Think it is real. It seems like this will produce something.
Something real is happening happens here.
How long have you known this?
For three weeks.
Three weeks.
Right. Too specific, I call it nonsense.
That's a lie. Correct? That is a lie.
I don't lie.
Even though I've lied about one thing.
Jerry does not stop at the end of the season.
What? Why do I have to stop?
Yes, I told you
to gather everyone, you know, for the last time.
Hoagie, tell me you joke about this.
Uh... No
There is a good chance I won't be there for next season.
Damn.
And, I mean, plus, even if you will,
- you know. Very slow. - Yes
Soft target.
Carrying bag IV, it's easy...
I have an uncle who is undergoing chemotherapy,
and after that, he is very bad in the game.
But I think that makes sense. It will be weird if he gets better.
Then everyone will get chemo.
I love you.
Like it, I like this game. Do you know?
I don't know what that is. This brings out the best in us.
Except today.
Today, I don't know.
I really messed up your marriage, Jerry, and I'm very sorry.
Jerry?
- Is he... Did he hang up? - Jerry?
You don't screw up my marriage, Hoagie. Come on.
- right? - No.
You might have ruined the moment. But...
I screw it up. You should be there with me.
Everything must be.
This is my fault.
I always think that you are
only closer to each other other than me. So...
What?
I mean, if we look closer,
it's just because we are physically closer
because you always run away.
Always successful. You know, I mean,
not for nothing, you might actually be
the best person in this game on the planet.
Right, right?
Yes, you're really good at playing tags.
Yes, but you don't understand the point.
I mean, it's not about trying to stay away from each other.
This is actually about
have reason to be in around each other. Do you know?
Yes.
I mean, Ben Franklin said it. Am I right?
"We don't stop playing because we grow old..."
"We get older because we stop playing."
I've wanted to say this for a few years, the quote is not from Benjamin Franklin.
It is the German anthropologist _ Karl Groos.
Why did you ruin that moment?
- I don't want to know that. - He is in the hospital.
- It feels like the right time. - This is not the right time.
- This is the right moment. - No.
So, Jerry...
Now at 11:55.
Come here, and let me mark you.
You know, I'm so bound, I guess,
with my perfect record so far,
dominate you fool.
Maybe I should. Maybe it shouldn't.
If you think about that , Jerry is a virgin tag.
Or champion.
Let us touch you.
We will do it softly.
I can't.
Come on.
I can't do it.
Then I won't mark anyone and the game ends with me.
That's really gloomy.
Or, let me mark you.
Okay, fuck that.
- Get hit! - Oh, my God!
Losers! Loser!
You're poor!
Extraordinary.
- Yes! - You're very poor.
Aw, you got it!
Oh my God! OK!
I love you.
I love you too, friend.
You know we have five minutes left in May.
I won't last long. Get hit!
Listen, Bob! Where are you going, Bob?
No!
Verbal Amendments? The woman should play.
- Amendments. - Yes, amendments.
Oh, you just made a big mistake.
- You got hit! - You got it!
- You will lose! - You are too excited!
You will suck my little ball.
Disgusting!
You're disgusting!
Come on! Damn it! No.
- You got it. - No, I can't get involved in the story.
We make amendments!
Come on, this is a little fun isn't it?
You have about three minutes.
Sable! Come on. Where is your ethic, friend?
Come on. Reach out
- No! - You can.
Oh, shit, wait a minute.
Are you okay?
- Are you okay? - Yes
You got hit!
Tag, friend!
You got hit!
- I got it? - Did you get it?
Now you get it.
You found me. Impossible!
- Not bad, right? Hot enough? - Wow.
You got hit!
Yes dear.
Hey, bastard. You hit!
You got hit! Yes!
You got it, honey!
Wall Street Journal A group of men playing Tag games for 23 years.
Translated by William Kim
- You got it. - God damn it!