Hey! Hello!
Gosh, look at this.
Beautiful as before.
Fun!
Do you carry a collection of your bowling balls here?
Gosh! His mood is good.
Who are you dear? You know mom loves you.
Yes, I love you too, Mom.
The first semester of college? I mean, this is the time.
Everything is important, but, this is the time...
... which really brings you to the finish line. What do you always say?
I can do this. / You can do this.
I tell you what I won't miss... Pay 28,000 a year.
Father! / Don't listen to him.
He just likes to save money.
I like it here.
I like to go back to our alma mater, right, honey?
Technically, this is my alma mater. You didn't graduate.
He likes that.
Gosh, mother will cry.
Mother! / Do you know?
I think you need cheese. Mother becomes a little whiny.
OK, congestion. We have to catch traffic.
OK. We will release, okay?
You're a wonderful young woman.
And mother's love for you is very, very big.
What? I'm only 22 minutes from here!
22 minutes too far for Mother.
Have fun in Italy. That will be amazing.
Arrivederci (see you later)! That's Italian.
Have fun. Save the receipt. Thank you.
Just kidding, but save it. / Okay.
Back door.
Good. Gosh.
Dah, honey! / Dah!
We are as fluent. I come, Dan.
Horn yourself, sir.
Someone can't wait to ask me to enter the car for himself, huh?
Gosh. Four weeks in Italy?
Are you ready? I am ready.
I always enjoy our stay,
But I guess I'm ready to ride the gondola with my husband.
Wait, wait, wait!
I want to see our daughter enter.
Look at that!
I want a divorce.
What? / I want to divorce.
Gosh, it feels good said it loudly.
I want to be really honest with you, Deanna.
I fell in love with someone else.
Who do you fall in love with?
Marcie.
Marcie Strong.
Broker?
Who is on the bus stop bench?
He is also on some small ad boards in the city...
... and he has a highly respected social media follower.
Oh my God!
Don't... Please... / Don't touch me!
Stay in the car, please. / I want to throw up!
I know this looks cruel, but I facilitate good separation.
Like releasing a wound bandage. This is great for you.
Don't try to say if this is the best for me.
And also so that this is really fully transparency,
I will sell the house.
You can't do that. That's not how it works.
Marcie has started the document, and that's all in my name.
Stop it! The credit has not been paid. We still have to pay 10 more months.
Please stop! / I don't care if it's an installment.
Please, get into the car.
This will be subject to a penalty.
We will talk about this later.
Go, Dan.
Now I have to use Waze.
23 years of marriage, just ends.
I mean, do you believe that?
No. I am very disappointed with Dan.
What will Maddie do?
You have to cancel the trip to Italy.
You know, swear to God, I don't know this will happen.
You always hear that, but I don't know this happened.
Let me tell you, And it's not suitable for you.
You're a wonderful woman, Deanna.
Thank you. You're really good.
Here. My parents' house right on the right.
Thank you, Dale. And...
From the bottom of my heart deep...
I will give you a review Uber best.
I hope your day will improve, Deanna.
I'm sure of that.
Do you want to make sandwiches?
No thanks, ma'am. IM not hungry.
What about sandwiches tuna salad or egg salad?
You like egg salad. / That's right.
I promise, I will tell you, but I'm not hungry now.
At least Marcie is interesting.
Mike! / Father! Gosh!
What do you say? It's worse if he is modest.
No! That's not true! / Yes, okay, you know?
And not a good person.
Dad, he first asked you to quit college.
What kind of man asks his wife is pregnant...
... stop studying when only is left in another year?
Mike, slow down your voice. You make Razzles nervous.
I'm sorry, Razzy.
He doesn't force me quit school.
And and I decide it together. We will have children!
We have to save.
We are only able if one of us from completing college...
... and he thought it was more important if he finished college.
Alright. / Understand?
I should be back again. But that never happened.
You almost graduated.
Mother feels like threatens her position.
Yes, that threatens his position. / Yes.
I have an idea, honey.
What about meat sandwiches?
Sandy, he doesn't want meat sandwiches.
But he likes meat, Mike.
Of course he likes meat. Everyone likes meat!
But the point is he is too upset to eat!
Do you know what pisses me off? That is my marriage that was destroyed...
... but you two continue screaming about meat!
Daddy doesn't scream about meat. / You're screaming about meat!
Yes, stop it! / Do you think I'm screaming about meat?
At present, father's voice rises with "meat!"
Good! Daddy shouted about meat! I can't argue!
Dad's emotions are as high as a roof! Daddy will destroy the roof!
Dad feels like it will explode like a water heater!
I will go. I will go now.
Mother will make all sandwiches.
Mom, am I the only one who doesn't see that going to happen?
Yes. Daddy will shoot Dan.
Mike, get rid of the weapon. You won't shoot Dan.
Father, stop swinging weapons.
I know for sure what I want to do!
Gosh! You're almost about Razzles!
Michael, you make a hole with a hole!
Damn!
Do you know? Mistakes And! This is his fault!
Damn!
You can't call this squash.
That is a shameful game.
You know, I know you're having trouble,
But thank you for making me out of the house.
Come on. What is the use of friends?
Hey! Hey!
Excuse me, alcohol is not permitted in the field.
Get out, Eugene!
Don't scold him. / Do you know?
How much did you drink? / I drank three on the way here.
I asked Frank who was asking me.
You drink four here. Did you drink seven? I drink seven.
What should we do? Waiting here all day?
Okay, we show them how to do it, understand?
Gosh! / I'm sorry.
Right in my cock.
It's not funny!
Shut up! / It's not funny.
Gosh! Very painful. / I'm really sorry.
I think about his face and or maybe the groin area.
No, but you're good. / I like being out of control.
You're on target. Wow!
What do I do? I drink alcohol...
... on squash courts and scream at parents.
What will I do?
Renting a studio or apartment starts teaching gymnastics classes?
Gosh! I don't want to start a blog.
I don't know how to do that. / Please don't do that.
I should try more. Do you know?
Don't do it to yourself. You're trying your best.
What about Maddie?
He is very extraordinary. / He is very extraordinary.
I don't regret that at all, I mean...
That's the best, I mean, being his mother.
I even like being a wife.
But I also want a career.
I don't understand why I can't have it all.
Hey! We don't have time for heartbreaking conversations!
They are very temperament.
OK, let's get ready, and show...
Gosh, we're moving again? / Show this Muppet judge, okay?
My hip pain still feels.
Gosh! Wow!
The pain won't go away!
Sorry. Sorry I did that. I don't mean to hit you.
You don't need to apologize to me, apologize to my vagina.
I'm sorry.
Stacey accepts your apology.
Who is Stacey? / She's my vagina.
You know, I shouldn't say, My vagina is LeVonne.
What? / I think that sounds French.
Gosh.
That's not good hair.
Too short. Too short, Deanna.
Gosh! / Mother!
Sorry, you didn't mean surprised you.
Hi! / Surprise!
Why are you here?
Mother bring you supplies bathroom...
... and I bring shampoo that you really like.
Ma'am, I'm here just a week. I don't need shampoo.
Mother always thinks everyone will need shampoo...
... dental floss and mixture frozen vegetables.
That's a good thing to have.
That's why my mother stopped by, and also to tell you...
... if your father and mother will divorce.
But if you want me to bring back to the shampoo...
Wait, what?
Yes dear.
Sorry, I didn't mean to say it like that.
I'm sorry mom. come here./ Gosh!
I don't mean that.
You know this has nothing to do with the size of our love for you.
Because we love you. Love you very much. Understand?
Oh my God.
What happened?
Mother feels it's chaotic, mom must say that...
... your father currently has sexual intercourse...
... with someone named Marcie.
I'm sorry, ma'am.
No, mom apologizes.
Mother's intent, this is not your plan.
I don't mean to come here and tell you bad news.
Suppose mom...
If you know the way do better.
Daddy really sucks!
Yes. But let me tell you.
I don't have a complete plan a week ahead, but you feel...
... the spirit of the matter.
First week like...
Really freefall,
But mom feels there is a big wheel movement here.
Big wheels of pleasure like the size of a semi-truck tire.
Yes, big wheels!
Come on, enjoy the day! Go looking for gold!
Yes, at least a medal, right?
That is why my mother will return to college and get an archeology degree.
Here at Mother's alma mater.
Mother will finish what mother starts!
No./ Yes!
Mom, you really have to think about this problem.
Mother likes it.
OK. Gosh. Okay, alright.
Gosh.
Mother makes mother's child overwhelmed.
Mother comes and makes her overwhelmed.
Yes, that's true.
No, this is good news.
Yes, good news.
Good news.
I told you, I don't want to clean up all this.
I think you can./ Mother knows that.
Will you be okay?
Yes, I'll be fine. / Alright. I know.
Yes, you're a tough person.
Hey! Hello!
See who this is. The whole gang is here.
Hi! / Hi, Mrs. Miles!
Look at this. Study Group. There are already friends studying.
You should study here below. Stop it, Mom.
Look at you. Gosh, beautiful scenery.
Hello to fellow Tigers, fellow students,
Because someone's mother just registered for college!
What I mean is myself.
Wait, are you going to school here now?
He still considers that. That is still uncertain.
That's pretty sure. I guess I won't change my mind.
It makes me wonder when I signed in today.
I thought, "Didn't Amanda think moved to archeology?"
What are you? / No, I'm history art.
No. How about you? / No, not me.
No, sorry, we haven't met yet. I never introduced myself.
I'm Helen. Hi! / Am I lucky?
Are you possible in archeology? There are usually two of us in one room.
I haven't determined yet.
There is still time.
Check.
I can't help but notice...
... if you are a little older compared to others.
Are you a Lecturer Assistant or maybe a graduate student?
No, I'm a new student. But I'm late for college...
... because I was in a coma for 8 years.
Gosh!
If possible, I want to know how it happened?
Yes, I'm free ./ Gosh!
For a moment you jump out of the plane, then unconscious.
Next thing I know, I wake up. I think it's the next day,
But I grew four inches and I suddenly had a C size 8 years pass by ./ I'm also the size of C.
But I don't have to experience a comma for that.
Mother! I guess that's a guide for you.
I guess, maybe, you better go.
Yes, forgive me. / Yes.
Right. Lift me with a fork. I am done. Sorry.
Then, I'll leave.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, Helen. Everyone, nice to see you again.
Okay, alright.
See you around the campus or in the square.
Nobody says that, Mom. / Really?
Mother will popularize it again. See you at the square, Tigers.
Dah, Mrs. Miles! / And welcome.
So, this is your class schedule.
wow! I'm so excited!
Thank you very much! / Thank you again.
Okay, take care of yourself. / See you later.
I've got seniority. Joking!
Yes!
Do you see that? It's a tiny soccer ball!
Isn't that sweet? / I don't know what to do with this.
I think I'll look for little soccer player.
Let me take the horses.
You look very good.
If you might be able to bring it...
I think civilization is indeed dead.
Wearing sports pants in broad daylight.
There are others.
Prospective American successors.
Hello?
Hia!
Don't turn on the lights.
Hello.
I am Deanna, and you must be Lenore or is it Leonor?
Well, I'm sure we can talk about that later.
We are roommates, huh?
Fun being roommate.
Friends are naked.
Here is dark. Are you sleeping?
I don't sleep. I'm afraid of darkness.
Gosh.
I'm afraid of many things. I'm afraid crowd, books, flies,
People, ants, tomato sauce.
The tomato sauce is very heavy for me.
I like moutarde. but I prefer tomato sauce.
I like to dip my bread.
OK. I like it.
Well, we will be very familiar.
The mattress bounces back.
I told you, I didn't think that resistance was like that.
The first day of school!
Shut up! / Sorry. First day of school.
Hey, everyone. Forward Tigers, right?
Gosh.
I want that. Yes!
I like brainstorming sessions. I have one.
Tos! Nice.
Hey, Monday, huh?
This is amazing!
OK. Let's do this.
Good seats. A good choice.
I will be a little more advanced because of my minus eyes.
Do you want friends to study? I can give you my telephone number.
Maybe we can be like...
Hi! / Hi!
I don't like doing this. That person is always there, right?
Like, "I have to sit in the middle."
Look at you. Your legs are very big.
Sorry, so I can return it to you. You can take it.
Hi! / Hi.
Hello. Gosh, forgive me.
Sorry. I am sorry.
You were hit by school spirit.
wow! Look at you, very neat.
Do you know? I can't wait to attend this class.
I have to say, I'm surprised see you here.
After we meet, I watch Indiana Jones.
The best.
Then, gossip is circulating... / What?
Everything has been extracted, so this is an easy class.
No, I agree to disagree.
But good news, this means that we are both Jurassic enthusiasts.
Look at this place.
Gosh.
Excuse me, I think the contents of your bag are falling.
It goes into the hole there.
Farther than I thought. Do you know?
That end.
The end is a little broken.
But you're lucky I have a mechanical mechanical pencil,
So you can continue to keep the tip still pointed.
Do you want this?
No thanks. / No?
But I like your warm clothes.
Thank you very much. Yes, I think it's very good.
Yes, I'm kidding. It's a bad sweater.
The worst sweater of the mother is very sad.
OK.
I see we still do that.
Girls still behave with each other cruel for no apparent reason.
There is a reason. You're not a girl, you're 1,000 years old.
You are old-fashioned. Heirloom.
He feels satisfied with that.
Guess what, if I inherit, then I'm in the right class.
It is an archaeological (jam) joke.
Who makes jam from berries? I.
Good afternoon, everyone.
Welcome to Archeology 301.
Gosh.
I think it's Wayne Truzack.
He was my classmate 20 years ago.
First, I want you to know if your satisfaction in this class is guaranteed,
Or you will get twice the mummy back.
"Mummy back."
I don't feel it's funny.
That's funny, but also a word game.
Hey, freak, shut up!
No! No! No!
No, no, no.
Mothers bring snacks!
I don't know. I like my class.
That's amazing. I feel I study.
I just feel like my brain is frozen...
... and now I enter into room temperature.
That's amazing!
Can I talk? - You can say whatever you want, Debbie.
You don't have to ask. / Thank you, Amanda.
I think it's very extraordinary where bad things happen to you...
... to make you like oranges from orange juice.
I guess what you say is upside down.
That should be "orange juice from oranges."
You take the acid and turn it into a sweet one.
I'm sure it's "making oranges from lemon water."
That's a kind of idea if something bad things happen to you,
Like your husband leaving you, and squeezing you into orange juice.
Then you try to be independent again and now you become a whole orange.
That's a very visual story.
Visual that is very painful,
Even though the whole orange is really makes it back upside down.
So, thank you for that.
I appreciate the sentiment and I appreciate this cheek.
Gosh! I can't take it off!
Deanna, do you want to stay here and relax?
I want to keep relaxing. This is my first relaxation at university.
I'm free like a bird. I'm ready to have fun.
Deanna is too troublesome.
What if I call you Dee Dee?
I always want nickname.
What about Dee Rock or Dee Train?
or Glenn?
Why do we want to call him Glenn?
Because I like Glenn Close and I think about him.
I like Glenn Close. / Really?
Fatal Attraction, best film ever.
It was when he boiled rabbits? / Right.
I think I showed it to Maddie too early,
Because he urinated in his pants.
Mother!
And don't want to eat soup from the pan for 6-8 months.
Or he will continue urinating in his pants.
Mother, stop it!
Let's watch that. We rent it. Night watching.
Yes, you know... I like watching the night.
But I guess my mother doesn't want to relax here.
He just stopped by. He doesn't want to hang out with his friends.
That would be too weird. That will be weird.
Maddie is right. I can't stay here now.
I have to go back and relax with my new roommate.
What's his name? / It's Leonor or Lenore.
I'm not sure.
We are still trying to familiarize ourselves.
He just muttered in the room, spoke to himself.
I feel like getting a Voldemort vibration from him.
But I will postpone watching the movie, if that... Or not.
Delayed. / OK. Postponed.
I will make popcorn. I have a savory and sweet taste.
Good! / Dah.
Dah, Ma./ Dah, Dee Rock.
He is amazing. / Yes.
He is very good because brings you food.
I like your mother.
The last one. You won't... There are dark clouds in front.
I said it was a delay. As if I bewitched it.
Good. Okay. See you later. Last hug.
Alright./ I love you.
Look at him taking me out while dancing!
We are like Fred and... Alright.
You're a nerd, huh?
Oh my God. How long have you been there?
Six minutes.
You're very quiet.
You got good grades, huh?
I try. I really like the course, and...
I don't know, I feel archeology is full of miracles.
Do you like to dig something? I like to bury something.
OK.
Look at us! Like Yin and Yang...
Doing our first conversation, huh?
Fun.
Listen, while we chat, I just want to know...
It's been a few weeks.
I thought, "I wonder if he ever came out of the room?"
Maybe for classes or sect meetings.
I'm kidding.
I go to the other side of the door.
Yes... I always find you behind the door,
But it's in my closet.
So I just want to know...
Have you ever gone out from that door...
Say going to the hallway?
I will probably stay with that door.
Do you want to stay in my closet? / Yes.
OK.
I like you.
And we are friends. / I hope so.
I should go back to my room.
OK.
wow! The aroma is fragrant. What is that?
Yes, that's Fiori Antichi Della Novella.
Remember? We buy it in Florence.
I like that. Yes / It makes me excited.
What smell is that?
That may be onion and Dial.
And a little mayonnaise.
I eat Italian sandwiches.
They are lovers.
No, no. They are just jealous.
No, we are friends.
Yes. / I can't believe you brought him.
I can't believe you brought Christine.
I can't believe you cheating with a bitch!
Hey! Hey!
Well, that won't be useful today. / This bitch...
... have many reasons for being here.
I'm a reliable negotiator. I'm a broker.
Right. Don't just destroy the house, you also sell it.
Doesn't it come from a circle full? / Good satire!
OK.
Hello, everyone. As you know,
This mediation is to help facilitate your divorce.
So, you need to know,
This is not a court of law, understand?
You will be nice and please talk to me.
Kepadamu./Kepadamu./ There is no direct conversation.
Even if we want to talk to each other , we can't.
If I want to say, "Dina..."
You look at me.
"Marky..." / Marcie.
"... you will be very disappointed in bed..."
"... because the bottom and don't work properly."
Somehow you laugh. Frank's bottom is the same.
Towards me. / We play tennis together.
Frank has no problems there. He is right. have a question, Dan. Why do you play tennis with Frank without pants?
This doesn't help our process. / Thank you.
Good. Can we continue? , Your Majesty, if possible.
I'm not a Judge. Remember, I said this was not a legal trial.
My name is Christine Davenport, Deanna's best friend.
I am here as a supporter.
And also I learned a lot of documents on legalzoom.com.
Thank you.
Thank you for that. I just want this to end.
Creepy!
I want this to be noted that the defendant is currently in the process...
... to sell the home of my client, and not share the property gono-gini.
Because the house is 100% in the name of Daniel. So...
That's our house, Dan. You know that is our house.
I understand, but we will finish this _, that's why we are here, okay?
Daniel, don't be a coward. / Don't interrupt. I'm not a coward.
Alright... / I'm not a coward.
That is very doubtful. This isn't...
This doesn't help our process.
There is no clause that allows to include this witness.
I ask to be ignored.
I just want to say to remember,
I need an increase in my life, Deanna.
You really are... / Alright. Towards me, please.
Sorry. You're a bastard.
No, you bastard. / You are a bastard!
You are a bastard./ Objection!
I objected! I'm not a judge, okay?
I will rest. Develop strategies.
Will you come back?
I refuse to tell information about my client.
Case delayed.
Deanna!
We know what room it is in. We don't need to shout.
I like to shout! / Let him scream.
Friends, why do we go meet my mother now?
Because we don't see him this week, and we miss him.
Hey, ma'am. What is wrong?
Hey, why are you here?
What's wrong?
We submitted the document today,
So the official father and mother divorced.
Gosh! I'm sorry.
Sorry. I shouldn't talk about this matter to you.
No, don't worry.
I know he will take everything from me.
So it's a bit frustrating.
It looks good. / Yes, this was previously in the can.
May I say something?
Just say, Debbie. / Just say it.
Yes dear.
We have to make you really have fun.
I don't want to relax.
I don't want to bother. / Come on!
You don't bother, Mom.
I'm annoying. / That's not true.
You don't bother.
My mother just received heavy news, and honestly,
We both get heavy news.
But mom is a student now. Mother must learn how to party.
All right, all. I will party with my mother.
Let's do this. I will be that woman!
Come on. I want to party with my mother...
Party with your mother...
OK. I'm ready to have fun! / Dee Rock is ready to have fun!
I'm also ready to have fun. I'm always ready to have fun.
That's something I do every time.
I like your vibration. / Why?
It's very crowded! / Yes, this is a party, Mom.
This is also not a weekend.
Dee, I think those people are watching you.
That's not true! / That's right.
They might just see my shirt. It tends to burn.
They are very young.
I think I'm too old for to be here.
No, come on! This will be fun.
Let's have fun specifically for women.
There is no term.
Drink! Drink! Drink!
What do we want? / Full speed!
It's very noisy here! I can't hear my inner words.
Hey!
That's your girlfriend. Doesn't he look handsome?
Yes, let's find a drink. / Stairs!
Yes.
I hope you allow mom bring snacks.
That's too weird. / No, that's weird if you don't bring anything.
Certainly not. / Certainly not.
Maddie, you can't bring parents to this party.
Certainly not. Mothers are not permitted.
I will destroy your face. No one can recognize you.
You will die in the ditch. / Okay, alright, alright.
Well, my mom needs a drink.
Go back before I hit you!
End you!
Mother is proud of you because utilizes your strength.
No need to be afraid.
But, wow! Impressive.
Gosh, I don't know which is more sad,
Maternal curls, or breasts of mothers.
Mother's curly hair! I admit... Pause, friends.
Curses of God. I just did a little...
Maybe a little foam, spray, catokan,
Then I prepare it and forgetfulness.
And second, this, let him suck this nipple...
... for 28 months... / We don't...
We don't... / ... 28 beautiful months.
I wear it with pride. / This is not the time.
I just feel like...
I don't know if it's more miserable to party with your mother...
Or to party with your child.
Come on. We do something cool.
Very cool. Dah, weirdo.
Well, this is very fun.
But mom wants you to enjoy this night this alone, so mom will go.
No, no, no.
We have to have fun. / Mother should not be here.
This is not a party for mothers.
If you go, the demon wins!
OK, you know? I have an idea. Come on to the bathroom.
I don't want to pee. / I think you should.
I think you know if you want to pee. Except for that one time.
OK. Come on.
Please tell me mother you won't suck cocaine.
Gosh! No! Come on.
No, mother told you. Mother doesn't want to go to the bathroom.
Mom, you're a student now, and we have to make changes.
What does that mean?
We start with these glasses. / No!
Mothers have to start wearing contact lenses. / No!
This is terrible!
Then this, this is necessary... Let's open this.
Come on, ma'am. Oh, my God! What has entered you?
Don't fight, Mom. It's like a bandage. You have to take it off quickly.
Mother only wears this underwear. / Yes!
I will open the button.
Not one, not two... But three.
Don't three buttons, no! / Look at your breasts!
Mother! / What? I don't know what happened.
That's amazing! / That's pretty good.
What if we do something with a little hair?
No! Gosh, it's full of hair.
Come on, this will be fine. Let me take care.
No! Gosh, don't! No!
Hey, how are you? You're a coma girl, & no?
No longer.
Yes, I followed you on Twitter. / I didn't date fans.
OK.
Very beautiful.
Gosh. Now you don't use...
You know you can't do it without wearing lipstick.
What is that?
It's light purple.
You know mom likes light purple.
No, I'm not a fan, I'm just... I respect people who are comatose.
I think I also like long sleep.
Gosh! Are you in a coma again?
Gosh, I have to find help.
Can you see? Can you see now? / Yes! I think mother is ready.
Hey! Wow!
Gosh! How old are you, 20 years old?
OK. I'm not going that far. / I'm 21 years old.
OK.
You know, mom had hair like this.
Once upon a time...
When you were here.
You look beautiful, ma'am.
wow!
Do you know? OK.
I think you are ready, college girl.
Are you sure? / Yes, come on. Let's leave this.
Let's never touch or talk about the comb again.
OK.
Thank you. / Of course. I love you.
I love you too.
Hey. / Hey!
Look for a room!
Just kidding, don't. Laugh out loud. Hashtag.
Hey, Mrs. Miles./ Hi, how are you?
Good. You two look beautiful!
Thank you. / Enchanting.
I heard you were back in school, and that's amazing.
That's right. / You can party with all of us.
What about drinking? Let me introduce you to my friend Jack.
Hi, I'm Jack.
Deanna. Hi.
Wow, that's...
You have hair that is very attractive.
Thank you. / Yes.
Want me to get a drink?
OK. I want Chardonnay, maybe something that smells of oak.
Did you bring Chardonnay?
We have some wine boxes. / We have several wine boxes.
In the box? / I don't know. I'm sure it feels like a cardboard box.
I'm sure it feels very like a cardboard box!
But it has a protective plastic, so it doesn't touch the cardboard.
I told him we should not be carrying the plastic.
I'm a person who likes wine. / I like wine!
But I don't like to drink it from plastic.
I don't blame you.
He's quite one shot and beer, please.
Thank you. / Perfect. / That's it.
Why not? I am here for experiencing college days.
So what is the story behind this drink?
This is 100% agave tequila.
Agave! I use the when baking bowl cakes.
Alright./ He likes baking cookies.
That's right. / Well, let's do this.
What do we want? / Full speed!
And equal work for equal pay.
Gosh.
Gosh./ It's aggressive.
That feels burning.
It feels burning down.
Just follow my instructions and we will do this again, okay?
We will try again.
OK. What do we want?
Full speed!
And clean sea. Our coral reefs are dying, everything.
No, Mrs. Miles...
Listen, Mrs. Miles, coral reefs and _ work equality are very good.
But in our party...
When someone says, "What do we want?"
We only say "Full speed."
You don't need to say anything else. / It's more like a party tradition.
OK. So enough answers are as they are...
Speed ./ Speed.
Alright./ Are you ready?
The third is charm, right?
What do we want? / Full speed!
And pregnancy leave without looking at gender for parents of workers.
And full speed!
Where is my mother?
He is having fun there.
Hi, baby!
Hi!
I feel it in the former my cesarean section!
Are you okay? / Yes!
It's not over yet. This is full speed! Come on! Hurry up, friends!
Oh my God!
Gosh! Mother!
Well... This doesn't need to be exaggerated.
Don't jump to conclusions. You don't know what happened.
Really? This looks like my mother is doing a shameful way...
... get out of the fraternity house.
Well, mom feels technically that is what happened. Let's go.
We get out of here. Geez!
I think you should clean it...
Friend, close your coat.
Can we please get out of here?
Will they not serve breakfast?
They won't serve breakfast. This is not a Hilton.
Mother knows that. I thought maybe they made bagels.
Gosh!
Mother's feet don't stop rattling.
Mother tells you, even mother can't wear mother's shoes anymore.
I think that's what mom got because of folding her big toe last night.
Mother's intent, rather fold it.
Mom, please stop!
It is equally exciting for both parties.
Mother's intent, mom has fun.
He also enjoyed it. He kept shouting, "Once again!"
I thought he did the scene from Oliver! "Please, again."
I hear that vaguely,
I think he said, "cheese shop."
I'm very confused.
We have a little playing being a cheese seller...
... and mother becomes a girl small poor farmer, but...
That's disgusting, Mom.
No! That's exciting. Mother!
And mom likes cheese. / I really love you.
Have I ever asked you this? No. Mother continues to chatter.
I ask you to be silent and stop talking.
OK. I think we should let this communication channel remain open.
You know, mother is two, wiser. Mother...
This is basically Google.
Down here, where you came from.
Mother like Google's vagina.
"Please ask me anything."
Turn off your "Vagoogle".
It can't be turned off. / Well, I don't like that.
You scare me, and you make acute people around you.
Mother Vagoogle's taste mom made Jack scared last night.
Gosh! / But in good terms.
Like when you deliberately enter a haunted house.
Not that...
You understand what you mean.
Please, I don't want to talk about your Vagoogle.
OK. I have a little impromptu exam for you.
But don't worry, I will rate it with honest and fair .
Hey, I admit, your paper is by far the best.
This department is lucky to have you.
Gosh. Wayne, thank you very much. You know, this is still my desire.
I think the diggers are very, always digging, huh?
Yes, that's true. I guess that too makes me an excavator.
Well, my advice to you is to read books, understand?
You failed this class in an amazing way.
And I really want to see you in digging one day.
That means we both want to see me dig.
That... Thank you. That is a beautiful word.
No. I don't mean that. Really.
You will make me shake (Defecate stone)
No, stop it!
Good, I can't wait to see your midterm exam presentation.
I can't wait for you to read it.
No, that's an oral presentation.
That's... What?
Not by hand, you present the results of your paper with your mouth and tongue.
OK. You will be very good.
Keep trying your best. OK.
What's wrong?
I'm not too smart talk in public.
Good, we start the impromptu exam. Your time is 15 minutes,
So don't be careless.
Dee Dee.
Hey, Jack./ Hey! I...
I met Maddie and he said you studied here.
So, I bring you coffee.
Thank you, Jack. You are so kind.
I can't find Chardonnay, so...
That may be the best.
Hey, did you receive my message?
You know, I usually turn off the ring tone.
Yes. You can't be noisy in the library, right?
Wow, that's...
That's a lot of messages, Jack.
Now because I'm here... / Yes.
Yes, I have to tell you.
I...
I can't stop thinking about you.
Jack, it's very sweet.
Do you want to know what can't? Can I stop thinking?
us. You and me, we quit college.
He does backpack travel across Europe.
me and you. Stylish Eat Pray Love.
I can be a waitress, we can try...
Jack.
Years ago, someone asked me to do that with him...
... and that will be the most beautiful dream.
But I can't do backpack travel anymore.
I need a wheeled suitcase.
I mean, I...
Even my trailer bag has the wheel, Jack.
My hips won't be able to carry a backpack.
It's never the same after you give birth, you know, but...
That's a very out-of-the-line offer And you're a very extraordinary man, but...
I think what we experienced was that night...
... actually only one special thing.
That's amazing! / That's very good.
Oh my God!
Oh my God! / Oh my God.
You are my sexual Dumbledore.
I mean... / What does that mean?
Dumbledore, he's from Harry Potter.
You know, like a Harry Potter mentor...
He has a beard, wears a hat.
Dumbledore. / I will stop you there.
This is just... This will be your life lesson.
I don't think there are women who want to hear you say that...
... when intercourse,
You think of him as old bearded and grayed witch.
Yes.
OK. I'm sorry. / That's good, until...
Until you call me old gray haired witch.
Witch talks disappear.
OK.
I should... / See you later?
No, no, no. That is the last...
That's the last time...
You said that before. / I know.
I know, but your hips are involved, and I'm distracted, so...
The last one. OK.
OK, that's all. And we are done.
This is a good farewell.
You know, the last one.
OK. I will send you a message.
Well, I will miss that. I will miss that.
OK. You go there. I go here.
Gosh.
Oh my God!
Come on, come on, come on.
Hello? / What are you doing?
I think my forks are oxidized.
I tried to eliminate it.
What are you doing? / I just made love in the library.
What? / I just fuck in the library.
What do you do?
I just made love in the library.
Do you make love in the library?
Frank! / No, don't tell Frank.
Deanna just made love in a public place. / What? Where?
In a pile of books! / In the trousers?
No. Shut up, Frank.
Wait a minute.
Can you come? Debbie panicked! Maddie hugs.
You know, I have to go. I will contact you later.
Do you believe this, Frank?
Good for Deanna.
Frank?
Why don't we ever make love in a public place?
Because, baby, the last time your knee sprained,
And I have to carry you out of Six Flags.
But I like those hairy socks.
Frank.
Thank you for coming, Ma'am. Debbie was very panicked.
This sounds serious. Mother will make lasagna.
Alright...
Hey, Debbie.
Are you ready to talk now?
He follows the job market and now he is scared.
I think the job market should be fun. This is not exciting at all.
I don't even know what I want to do with my life.
Why do I study kinesiology? / That...
I mean, it's basically like physical therapy, right?
That kind of thing, but not very useful.
That is theoretically learning about human movements.
OK. Wow,
I can see it really limited employment opportunities.
I take a student loan $ 45,000...
... and what are I ready for? There is no.
Good, come on. You don't be too to exaggerate everything.
Children, you have to have confidence in yourself.
I spent 20 years just giving everything.
I'm worried about what other people think.
I am worried what they think I should do.
Never what I think. Look at me now.
I live in an dorm with roommates...
... which I'm sure is watching over me while I sleep.
I only have clothes that I wear. No one else.
The last 20 years of my life really messed up now.
Thank you.
Not that you... Mother's purpose...
You know what you mean. Mother is just...
Give that thumb.
All the little things about you are dreams.
I won't change that all.
The rest, I hope you can roll back time...
... then 20 years ago I was brave enough to say what I wanted, that was the point.
You are all amazing. You are not people who give up easily.
I'm afraid I will never in a real relationship.
Amanda! Come on!
Come on! / I'm sorry.
Honey, if you can't use the God gave you,
So what hopes are left for us?
Nothing. / You are very amazing. Look at you.
You are very good, smart, and amazing.
And you are weird in the meaning of the best .
I'm just... I mean, if you see...
Gosh! Look at her feet Carol.
Charming legs.
Thank you./ Thank you again.
Just enjoy it.
We all have to be aware of the greatness of everyone, right?
And this is good. Okay?
This is good, this is good, and this is good.
And this... Oh my God! / Mom, don't touch Amanda's butt!
Do you know what makes you think what?
It is like meat bread that has been left for three days.
It's chewy, but still with the original form.
Right now, I think my structure is more slack.
I can explain to you differences in your body.
But only because of that part of the movement.
See what happens now. Look what happened...
You use the focus of your department.
You did it! / That's right.
Everything, there's a party tonight at Deltas, and the theme is 80's.
Everything, it's time to conquer the party.
I carry my makeup bag.
I told you we should do Dynasty.
Why do they all look so beautiful?
Welcome to & apos; 80s! / Thank you.
Hey! Theta Gammas!
Hello! I'm not an official member.
I'm too young to join the priority.
No!
Don't drink it.
This is Italian Chardonnay 2017.
Jack... / Yes, this is the only one.
Very scented oak, so buttery.
Because it's autumn and hot and dry in Italy.
So the wine is very, very tasty.
I'm still far away for to be a delicious wine.
You're really weird with wine explanations.
This is very good. Very good.
Hey, Grandma.
Hey, Jack, can you help me choose a drink?
Okay, Jennifer, there's a beer barrel behind.
There is also one wine box.
You know, I guess we'll go look around,
Trying to think about who is the one who shot JR.
Has anyone been shot?
No. No! Gosh, it's from Dallas.
That's a television program.
Well, I'll explain.
Hey, if there is more that can be I bring it for you...
Seriously, anything. More wine...
Anything, really, just tell me.
Alright, thank you, Jack.
I like what I left with your clothes.
What is your problem, friend?
I don't know.
He made me so nervous. Don't you see?
Yes.
I know this.
No, Mom. No./ I know this.
Do it!
Your mother can dance? / I think so.
That's a car!
Yes, I can see that. Yes ma'am!
Amazing woman!
You did it very well! / I was so hot.
You know a lot of movement!
Go back there. Defeat him!
I got a haircut.
I'm fine!
I am very happy Mother here.
Mother too, honey!
OK.
Hi! You need friends and also vitamin D.
OK, friend. Sunscreen is on my desk.
Thank you, good friend.
Come on, everyone!
This is our moment!
Hi, Deanna! / Hi, everyone!
Rebecca, see you in the lab.
That's him. / Hey!
Without legs!
Yes!
Hey, Dee!
Have a nice day.
Dah, Jack.
Be careful.
I can't see from my hole!
Friends, why should I do this?
Just hold him, so that we can enter his head there.
Oh my God! / Abduction?
No! Leonor! / Come on.
No!
Hello?
Is there....
Deanna Miles, welcome in your trial with fire.
What tool is it that makes your voice so weird?
This is a voice modulator!
Everything, remove your mask.
My face becomes very hot down there.
Gosh, Debbie, what's with your face?
I'm latex allergic.
Then why are you wearing a mask?
I just want to keep working together.
Deanna Miles, are you ready to be honorary member Theta Mu Gamma?
Seriously? Is that about that?
Wow, everyone! I mean, all along...
As long as it's not a problem with Maddie?
This is my idea, Mom.
Maddie Miles, please open your mother's bond.
Do you have to pretend to be afraid of or something, or you can...
No./ OK.
Simply be yourself./ OK.
Thank you, honey.
Linda, bring the candle.
Where is Linda?
Welcome. / Thank you, Linda.
Now you will meet with a holy paddle.
Welcome, Dee Rock.
Carol, dear, your painting is very, very good.
It's actually just patch, but...
Maddie, please pat your mother with the ceremony paddle.
No, I won't pat my mother.
Come on, Maddie./ Maddie, teamwork!
You know, I want to ask. Is everything pat on the paddle?
Because I don't want to be excluded.
Should I bend over? I think...
... I have to go to a bent position. / I bend down.
I want a Greek experience, because I'm always curious...
Gosh, it's about bones!
Ma'am... I'm sorry. / Maddie!
Ma'am. / Is there still someone who hit me?
I don't touch you! / I feel that!
It's like a shadow of pain, it's just that it's real!
Release me!
Oh my God.
I thought I'd throw up.
No.
I'm sorry, if I raise the tone of my voice.
Are you okay, Dee Rock? / It's like when your big toe stumbles.
You're just... You're like sliding,
Then 30 seconds later, you don't lose your thumb,
Where you swear 30 seconds before...
"I will lose my thumb." Correct?
We all experience that on the bedpost.
Are you ready to continue? / With pleasure.
OK.
With the power given to me by the state and educational facilities,
I declare you're a member of from Theta Mu Gamma.
Gosh! I want to say,
I mean, a heavy sign, a fence sign, grateful.
Here.
There is a cake above!
Cakes!
He is allergic. He...
Honey, you're allergic.
Not tonight!
OK.
A fun day. Hello everyone, class.
I can't wait to find treasure...
... for your UTS presentation.
You don't laugh for that? / That's funny.
I'm too nervous about this presentation. I can't laugh.
Good, just like this. Why don't we start with...
Everything is not offended,
My favorite student?
Gosh. I have to find the wind.
Don't worry. That is me. I'm obviously his favorite student.
Excuse me. Sorry.
Deanna Miles, can you start, please?
Gosh!
I...
You want... / No.
I know you will amaze. / Thank you.
Deanna Miles who will start, all. Lamp.
I don't expect that.
Hello.
Gosh.
Sorry.
I'm not... Is this already the maximum?
This is maximum.
Sorry, I only need...
We will...
I'm here for... Gosh!
I'm sorry.
Is this part of the core curriculum if I have to use the pulpit?
Of course not. That doesn't have to be.
Good. I chose to not use that.
He is really sweating.
He will be fine.
I'm here...
Too hard, too hard.
I'm here to talk about...
... not find interesting, but more interesting truth.
Tomb of Attila the Hun,
Estimated to be found in Budapest, Hungary, 2014,
But that's actually a hoax.
But how do we know?
How do we know?
Ny. Miles, are you okay?
Yes. I am good. Only...
You know, if I may I want ask for some tissue...
Of course.
I'm sorry. / No.
You might want to talk with the air duct technician...
... because there is something wrong here.
Thank you. / You are...
Thank you. It is better.
Tissue.
Oh my God.
Historically...
Historically, Huns have...
Can I ask for a little water drink from anyone?
Can I... Do you mind if I...
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Don't be annoying.
That was surprisingly challenged my body.
Wayne! / Deanna.
Gosh.
I think it's good now.
I'm sorry for that.
Rümschtein finds the tomb
Who is suspected to have many human skeletons,
As well as various types of frameworks horses are different,
For example, carcass,
To allow them to enter the next dimension.
Are there questions...?
Deanna? / No. Alright...
Ny. Miles! Mrs. Miles!
Dee Rock!
What is my presentation?
You pee in your pants.
No. I like these pants.
That was the first time I saw his entire portfolio.
Then I looked at him and said, "Tom, your 401 is a bad 401."
Interesting.
Sounds like a very interesting business .
I'm happy to see you.
Yes, me too. / I'm glad you called me.
You are very silent tonight. What is wrong?
No, I enjoy the wine, are also subtle allusions.
Gosh, we're too old and boring for you now.
Don't say that. That's not true. / I know that. Don't throw me off.
I won't dump you. / I'm serious.
I'll leave Frank. It must be, in an instant.
I don't care about Amy and Bill.
Sorry? / Your jokes made me want to commit suicide.
That's not good at all. / That is the worst.
That... That's fair.
Dear God. / Oh my God.
Those bastards here. Who?
They can't see me. / Where do you want to go?
What are you doing? / Maybe they go to...
I can't believe... I don't know they will come here.
Here it is. My contact lens found.
Hey, everyone. How are you? / Hi!
Really a surprise! I don't know you're here.
You know Marcie, & apos, right? / Yes.
I don't think I have introduced you yet ./ Hi. Hello.
Nice to meet. This is good.
What... What's with leaves your ears, Dan?
This is piercing.
This is good for Harrison Ford. / Of course.
Harrison Ford detonates Death Star and frees the galaxy.
What have you done, Dan? / Six minutes of abdominal muscle training.
He completes a challenge 30 days six minutes abdominal muscle training.
My goal is to have _ six abdominal muscles.
Deanna, what's your busy life? Still pretending to go to college?
Because you know, and can't continue to finance it forever.
What words do we study in Italy for "sad"?
I don't remember. / I remember. That's "Deanna."
Italian, sad-o. Sad, sad-o.
Bill, you like Orson Welles get stroke and can't move.
Not the first time I heard it.
Gosh, I really hate him. I really hate him.
He is right to be hated.
Deanna, I want to talk five with you.
No. I don't have time for you...
... and I will never have time for you again.
Good. I will say it, Marcie and I have great news.
We will get married next week.
Small, but very classy ceremony.
Mazel tov! / Shut up, Bill!
What's wrong with you?
They say they will get married. We have to... Mazel tov!
Read the room, Bill.
Thank you. You're really good.
I'm not Jewish, but thank you.
This is a bona fide messy event.
Gosh.
I hope for congratulations.
Good night, father and mother.
Can I bring an appetizer? / Jack!
What...? / Deanna.
Wow, you look stunning.
I don't know.
This is my mother. / What?
Mother, this is the person I'm talking about. That woman.
No. It is okay? What am i hearing?
What happened?
Jack, you said Mother was dating a student named Dee Dee.
Yes, he came to the fraternity house, and we met at the party.
That's not what you mean.
Gosh!
He makes love with your child!
He made love to your child and he contacted me afterwards.
Because we are friends!
Gosh!
Everything, he sleeps with his children in the library!
This is the best thing I have ever taken part in.
I understand. / Cheers.
This is a cruel joke. This is mean, you're right. Do you know?
I might be worthy of that. I'm rude to you, but come on,
Seriously, do you relate to body with my child?
Is that true?
To answer your question, does something happen between us?
Are we sleeping together?
Yes. Yes, it is true.
And I shake his world.
Oh my God! / Come on.
The best night of my life.
I will drink for that.
OK. See you, Jack.
That's my girl! That's my woman!
Nice to finally meet with you, Jack.
I love you!
You are my hero!
I have to... I will check Dee Dee.
Dee Rock! / Dee!
Dee, where are you? There he is!
Hi! How are you doing? / I heard you made love here!
Nice to see you. / Gosh, friends. Shut up
Why are you here? We come here to take you away from here.
No. Why?
Your ex-husband is stupid will marry tonight.
You are here for our friend when he feels panicked.
You are always there for all of us.
Let us be there for you.
My coma friends hold an event tonight.
His friend is pretty dirty, but it will be fun!
No, you know? I've been partying too much.
I just want to stay here for tonight...
... and reading a book. / I beg you!
Sorry, Dee. Forgive me. I don't want to accept this.
You should not be alone tonight, so...
No! / I'm afraid you have no choice.
Yes, it's not like any other party. This is Jazz night!
OK. Do you know?
You're right. If I'm here longer,
I will just keep thinking about about the marriage.
Yes, he might wear his wedding dress.
Hairdressing and makeup, says the oath.
OK, you know? Let's go.
Yes!
No! No!
Lance, I admit, you have a nice house.
Are you sure tonight is a party?
Sorry. Lance, what happened? Where's everybody?
You promised me a Jazz party. / I know.
You invite people to do role playing.
But Tuesday night was Jazz night.
Thursday night role playing. / I know. This is my fault.
I tried to combine it and I regret that choice now...
... because I feel like lost the Jaz community...
... and also lose role playing community.
Makes both sides clash. / Yes, this is like a double loss.
Do you know? I have a lot of fun,
And I have to say,
I do not believe in how delicious it is cok...
You're very good at making chocolate. I mean...
That's really good. / I don't usually like chocolate.
I eat it because I'm nervous, but it's really good.
That's marijuana brownies.
So maybe I should not issue it again.
Because... / Are you saying?
I have a card for treatment of marijuana for early glaucoma.
No./ Yes.
No, that's not true. / That's very true.
Lance, dear! Why do you serve brown marijuana brownies?
You have to give him a label. / I'm sorry. That's...
I eat 14. I eat a lot.
I eat a lot too. / Too many brownies.
So many brownies.
I just want to hear a little Miles Davis.
I'm sorry.
That starts to have an impact? Because I start feeling a little weird.
Yes, that's very strong marijuana.
Odd. Jang-gall, Jangga-l.
You have beautiful eyes.
Thank you.
My tongue is so big.
That's a good tone.
A good performance. I will...
Can I lie here? / Please.
It's very comfortable.
Alright, wait. I think about something...
If I marry Jack...
No! Listen, wait...
That means Marcie, my stepmother...
And that means Dan is my new stepfather.
Then I will say something like,
"No, Dan. You are not my father."
"You can't order I have to do it."
"Give me the car!"
Or, wait a minute... Or...
I can reverse it.
And I can make peace with Dan.
That's a good lesson for Maddie, right?
To see forgiveness and being a better person.
That's better. / You're very smart.
You have to go to the wedding.
Do we do it?
Gosh. We do it!
And, when I first met you, I thought the page wasn't good,
The exposure is a bit stale...
... and the kitchen is a little small from my standard.
Dee Rock, good for you.
You become a better person.
Thank you. That's the plan.
I will meet Dan, I will handshake,
I will make peace with him and...
What? He uses his wife's name!
Who is...
Men don't do that.
I tried to do that and he told me it's silly.
That's a very warning photo.
Hey! I mean, what...
Is that an allusion to me?
Yes. / I think so.
Do you know? And just lost the offer of peace.
Wait a minute.
Deanna, what's wrong with you?
Oh my God!
Hey, Dan.
Marcie... You're a big fan of Beetlejuice, huh?
Mother!
Hey, baby. That's...
I think we're just a little...
You know, I think if we all work together...
We can reshape the cake and...
You won't realize it, or it will get better.
Mom, why are you doing this?
You know, that's a good question.
I actually came here...
... with the initial goal for offering peace.
Then I don't know if it's propaganda crazy marriage in the hallway...
... or, you know, that's the effect of marijuana brownies that make me jazzed?
Shut up. Your finances right now really will be stopped.
What? / There's no more penny for you.
Father.
Does that help if I...
You know, you...
You work well.
That looks good. / That's good.
That's really good. / It's beautiful.
I guess all of you should leave. OK.
Sorry.
The only direction.
Exit!
Thank you.
The cake is very tasty.
You get a blender machine.
Hey! See! Mother brought your favorite.
You don't reply to any of your phone calls.
Yes, I'm busy destroying the hotel banquet hall...
... and screw up the wedding. / Well, you understand you're angry.
No, Mom. I don't think you understand.
Is this the reason you want to go back to school?
So that you can act like a stupid member of a fraternity?
Because I think mom wants to learn something.
But mom just becomes jazzed and sleeps with a man half your age.
Well, Jack isn't half the age of a mother.
Gosh, mother feels she is less than half of mother's age.
Alright, mom hear you, and you're right.
That's why mom left school.
What?
Mother will quit college, baby.
It's not easy for me to feel get used to being here.
But now I'm used to and mom will give up?
Mother says one of the most things is always in your life...
... is not finishing school, and now do you do it again?
Do you know what you regret?
I regret that when you remember back in your last year of college,
What you think is a matter of middle-aged crisis your mother is crazy.
That's what mom regrets.
The bad part is that mom doesn't become the best mother for you lately.
And mom really apologizes about that.
No, it's fine. / That can't be accepted, actually.
Not one bit. Not with Mother, or even with you.
And the mother will do a better .
I love you, ma'am / Mother also loves you.
You're so amazing.
What will we do?
You can start by drinking it.
Come collect the others and tell them all about this.
I don't understand. Why did you quit school?
I am in a difficult state financially.
So, for the moment I can't pay my education money, and this ends.
This never ends!
Does it end when I experience a coma?
For 8 years, it ended.
That's a good core, Amanda. But now I'm back...
... and I'm so amazing. Same as Dee Rock.
He will be amazing, graduate, and get a job...
... then the next Indiana Jones.
Come here. Please don't go.
Everything, we don't let this happen to my mother a second time.
He has the right to graduate. We must help.
Okay, to be finished, Dee Rock needs around...
No, that's almost $ 12,000.
Gosh! / I don't have that much money.
You know, this is not your problem. You can forget this.
Can I say something? / Yes, Debbie, just say it.
Say.
Okay, we have a party raising funds so that Glenn can still go to school.
Deb, we can't collect as much money from the party.
We are not just having a party.
We have the best party that this school has ever seen.
If we pay $ 40 per head...
1,000 students... / Alright.
Total $ 4,000.
That's not true. / No. The total is $ 40,000.
What? Finished!
Students won't want to pay $ 40 so a widow can go to college.
No, but they might want to pay $ 20. / Total $ 200,000!
No, $ 20,000.
Helen, come on. No, baby.
That's a lot of money that exceeds what we need so that you stay in college.
What do you think, ma'am?
Come on, Glenn./ Please.
I think all of you are very extraordinary.
I mean, it's like this age...
... and when your world is upside down...
... then you can be friends with all of you on the reverse side...
That is amazing.
I'm proud to be your sister.
I am proud to be your mother, and mother is proud of you.
I'm proud of you.
And I'm very worried about the ability to count in this room.
I don't mean specialize you,
But, Helen, I have to start extra attention to you.
And I think maybe a plan this party can work!
Come on, ma'am. / No! I do not know!
OK, I'm ready to have fun!
This will be epic!
OK. Nobody wants first to come to the party.
I am sure there are many people who come.
I guess everything goes to the concert Christina Aguilera.
What? It's tonight? / Yes.
Gosh. We don't have a chance.
OK, everyone,
We have to do something.
Because this doesn't work.
You know, I don't want to be a negative person,
But it's a bad photo.
You look happy and scared.
That's right, right?
Alright./ I like that.
Fuck this. Give me your cellphone.
Why? What do you want?
I will use social media.
Maddie! / You're crazy.
What's wrong? What are you doing?
I Tweet to 3 million followers Helen...
... if Christina Aguilera will come to the party after her concert tonight.
Oh my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I like Christina Aguilera!
He is the only person that I have the poster.
He doesn't really come, Debbie.
But nobody needs to know that.
How do you have 3 million followers?
Coma girl. I'm a mystery in the medical field.
Maddie, mother doesn't know.
There are certain things that I don't like.
Do you think it will work?
I'm sure of that.
I think it really works.
Of course.
Hey please. Have fun!
Thank you for posting about Christina. I didn't get the ticket.
The best coma girl. / Thank you!
OK.
Thank you. / This is amazing.
I'm tired of doing this.
No, Helen, we can't all...
Hey! When did Christina come?
Friends... / Yes.
Christina will come. He is the voice of our generation.
Right. / We can wait for it.
Cheers. / Cheers.
It's delicious! Yes./ It's OK! Yes.
Do you want to meet in the garage 20 minutes?
Yes, I want. Yes, of course.
No, no, no!
Gosh, make better choices.
Hey, come back.
It just came out from my mouth...
... while I mean we should not do that.
That... You don't like the wine?
No, the wine is delicious and...
... you're so incredible...
I just thought when you meet the right person,
And that's not me,
He will be very, very lucky,
But I think we...
We should only be good friends.
I guess I disagree with this, Dee.
I think it's the best.
Alright./ Okay?
Yes, if you say that.
Hey, Mom, look who's coming!
Hi! / Hi, what are you doing here?
I started following Coma girls on Twitter...
... and I came to see...
Xtina!
Yes!
Hi, Jack. I'm Christine.
We meet at the restaurant.
Yes, hi. I remember you two. / My Champion.
Gosh, I really want to go back to college.
Just go back to Frank. Return to Frank.
Hey, hey! We come.
Gosh! Why are they here?
I don't want to be at an party with my mother and father.
Yes, it must be very strange for you, Mom.
Mother./ Dear!
Hi. Hey, dad.
We hear you have a party.
So Mother makes a taco salad.
Daddy told him that college students didn't like taco salads.
I want to eat taco salad. / Of course! I like taco salads.
Look, I told you! / Okay. OK.
Your parents?
Yes. This is my father and mother, Mike and Sandy.
Yes./ Hello.
wow! OK.
wow! Really incredible partner.
Nice to meet you.
You have raised... Wow! Amazing woman!
Sorry, I'm Jack Strong.
We dated for a long time.
I think we're keeping a distance. Recently.
But I want you both to know...
... if I will take care of your daughter as good as I can.
He means a lot to me.
I have to... I have a weapon, kid.
OK, okay. / No.
We will leave.
Are you serious? / Alright. No.
taco salad salad. Tut-tut!
Hey, where is Christina Aguilera?
That's fake advertising! / Everyone, he will come, okay?
He will come soon.
Hey, I saw your tweet.
Where is Xtina?
He won't come, & apos; right?
You guys are bad!
If Christina doesn't come soon...
I will make you coma.
I count to three, bitch.
One, two...
Look, honey, we love you.
We want you to graduate.
This is for you.
What...
No./ Yes.
I really love you,
But I won't let you spend your retired savings for this.
I can take care of this.
Honey, come on...
Hey! Hey!
Eat sugar! / I'm not allowed to eat sugar!
Gosh!
Frank, do something!
What should I do? / I don't know! Do something.
Come on, kids!
Everything! Hey! Stop it!
You!
The skull is very strong.
Honey, you're so brave.
That is my brave man. Come on, we make love in the bathroom.
OK. I can't see, you walk my way.
That's right.
No! Stop fighting!
Say good night. / No! No!
No!
Gosh!
Gosh, ma'am! / Dee Dee!
He knows me right on the nipple! / Gosh!
I'm really sorry!
You hit Dee Rock? I will squeeze you like wine!
Everyone, stop it! Stop! Gosh!
Everything, we have a lot to say we are worried about women.
You shouldn't fight with each other. / I'm sorry, Dee Rock.
Sorry I hit you on the mother's breast.
Mutual apologies. / I'm sorry, Dee Rock.
Thank you.
Do you want Kahlúa and cranberry?
That...
I want that. Yes.
Alright. / Alright.
I want it too.
Ma'am, are you okay?
He hits my breasts.
It really hurts.
Ma'am / You know, what...
What am I doing here?
I lie to these children. I took their money. I...
I will fix this.
Everything, you know? The party is over.
Please return to the door. We will return your money.
Christina Aguilera is not possible...
Can I talk to you for a moment?
For God's sake!
Leonor or Lenore...
You have to stop doing that.
Can I meet you for a moment?
This is not the right time.
Exit! Now!
Don't make eye contact.
Look at me. Look at my eyes.
Look at my eyes now. / Debbie.
I'm afraid.
Look. See. See.
Get out.
Come on! / If I leave, you go.
I don't want to leave. / We are stronger when united.
Leonor.
Leonor, what happened?
Hey, everyone. I'm Christina.
Oh my God! / Oh my God!
I love you. Love you so much! / I love you too.
How did this happen?
I know he hasn't performed at your party, because Christina is my cousin.
We are more like sisters.
He always says that, but we are only cousins.
Isn't he funny?
That's what I always tell you. I always say you're funny.
I don't understand why you did this.
Because you're a good person.
I mean, you're a sad old woman,
But you are still a good person who needs help.
We women must stay together.
He explained to me about your whereabouts here.
I support your goal.
I want to do this. / Thank you. You are so cool!
Where do we do this?
Back page. We can install a blinking lamp.
I like blinking lights, but I have my own lamp.
Everyone, bring the lights out. Hurry up!
Donald, Craig, Jerry, fast.
Everyone, my cousin, Christina Aguilera.
Do it, girl!
Yes! We get it! You got your money!
This is the best night of my life!
Wait a minute.
This looks like... I understand now.
Already? / Yes.
Can we talk for a while?
I want to thank you for giving me a second chance.
This means a lot to me.
Of course. This is because it is compulsory to be able to pass this course.
That and the fact if you are my favorite student.
Break your legs. (Do the best)
Hopefully not./ Yes, sorry.
Deanna Miles, everything.
Thank you.
Also, I prepared this if you need it.
Thank you.
Hello.
March 25, 2014, historian Albert...
Albrecht Rümschtein announces bring the tomb of Attila the Hun...
... has been found in Budapest, Hungary.
Now...
Sorry about your eyes. / Yes, it's okay.
Hi!
This is for him. / It's my mother.
This is important for him. This is emotional support.
I give you $ 5. / Well, thank you.
I'm sorry. I am sorry.
I apologize for the interference.
These are my sisters and sisters.
Hey. This is me, Helen.
I know. / He knows that.
You certainly can, ma'am.
A group of archaeologists using carbon dating...
... which proves that eating is actually fake.
There are many scientists involved that it is...
It only eats (single).
Thank you. I'm not sure about that.
Now I hope you all Hungarians (hungry)...
... the facts,
Because I will give you interest in Attila.
Everyone, that's my mother. He is amazing!
Come on, Dee!
OK, everyone, thank you.
First, there is no Professor Rümschtein.
It's completely fake.
This person doesn't exist, the fact is PR.
I know. I was also surprised when I found out.
These students and students behave...
... with kindness and great wisdom.
Each of them brings the greatest pride...
... for this best institution.
And with personal notes,
I will say if the future this world is in the right hands.
Please move the to the left.
Congratulations for University graduates Decatur period 2018.
Hey, Christine! / Hey!
Congratulations! / I'm proud of you!
Thank you. / I love you.
I love you too.
Come on. We make love in a scientific laboratory.
OK. I'm right back. / Okay.
Hey, ma'am. Hi.
I'm very proud! / Congratulations, honey.
Thank you for coming. / Look at our child.
baby!
Congratulations. / Thank you, baby.
I'm ready. / You look beautiful!
I'm very proud of you.
You two make me very happy.
My daughter and granddaughter are both at today's graduation.
Fuck you, Dan!
Father! / Grandpa! Hey./ What?
I'm hungry. Can we go to Mike and Sandy's house?
You know, I followed soon.
But I want to talk with my child for a while.
All right, baby./ Sure, honey.
Dah./ Go.
Look at us! A pair of university graduates.
Mom, you succeeded. Mother is a graduate.
I'm proud of you.
I am also proud of my mother.
But mom is very proud of you.
I hope you are ready. This is your big day.
That is for sure. Wait, Mother doesn't throw your hat!
I think there are too many people...
... and mom wants to keep this as a memento for the mother's alma mater.
You can save that, but you have to throw it.
I don't want to make it bad. / Okay. Mother doesn't want to make herself a bad mother.
Yes, do it./ Good, here it is!
Gosh./ Who did that?
Marcie, the earrings. The earrings are missing.
It's half rust.
Don't move. / You're stupid.
We should go. OK.
Excuse me!