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OLD DESIRE
Oh, hello. I don't know you there.
Being enjoying dinner late, is busy.
This bird nest soup is very tasty.
My name is Shangguan Furong.
You guys call me the Goddess of Luck.
There are also those who call me the Goddess of Earth.
The sexy guys most often... call me.
Follow me.
I know what you think.
This girl is sexually,
how can it be the Goddess of the Earth?
Really... what are you living in?
You think I'm rarely caressed (never connected with men)
What way is my way like a witch woman?
You know, as the Earth Goddess,
my days are most often devoted to disturb people.
Hide winning lottery tickets,
find your lost money, appears on the sidelines of the sofa,
kicking a boy's seed, stepping on his girl's shoes...
it is different, but it must be done.
But most often I help humans.
Earth Goddess Code is: "Help humans, if you feel like".
Interesting & apos; right?
My style is like an old man. Women are very jealous of me.
But I didn't invite you here to talk about my greatness.
Even though it is clear that I'm great.
I want to tell you stories
how easily I changed her life Ma Fendou.
Because you are here, please pay attention.
Don't need to play cellphone
and if you are dying for a pee, just hold it.
Or just use a bottle or plastic bag.
Anyway, when it comes to this Ma boy,
I want to change his fate.
I decided to help him.
Oh Furong, I like it when you help people. Looks very sexy...
I know what you think.
Who is that Ma Fendou?
What's so special that I choose him?
You want to say your fate is still controlled.
Period?
Are your fate controlled indeed?
Well, he asked himself with the same question.
You're sure these kids think,
Who is the idiot on this stage?
I don't understand.
Why are you so to come back here?
Haven't you been bullied here before?
Don't worry.
I'm still with you here. / Don't need it, thanks.
I lost 2 teeth because of you.
I still want to hold the person here.
You know I love you.
Good, please calm down.
All right, students. Today we have invited several
our school alumni to come here.
To share experiences
in their respective fields.
Hey, Fei. / Hm?
Mrs. teacher Chen. / Gosh the dragon.
He is still here!
That woman makes my wife like bat dirt.
In the past, the speakers we invited
have been CEO, CFO, COO and others.
This year, I invited several alumni
which is somewhat different.
But of course, because of their work,
they are also successful.
And now, let's welcome...
Ma Fendou.
Let's talk to them, bro!
Hello, teachers, students.
I'm Ma Fendou.
I...
I'm a... I'm working at Huansheng.
You're just a stupid insurance salesman!
My seeds!
Sorry, I ordered this taxi, I hurried.
What? I rush too.
Come on, please! Hey, taxi!
Mr. Bo, you don't tell if your company is big too,
but it doesn't matter however big,
this option, for example
extra rider B, it's not necessary for you.
Honestly, they are all fraudsters.
You will waste money when you buy it.
When I was a child, I always thought
my life will turn out to be extraordinary.
That's why people say you were stupid.
Yo, Fen! / Hey, Wang.
Long time no see.
You don't come to class reunion.
How come? I heard you worked at a shipping company?
You're talking about Li. I work at...
That's good! I have a meeting.
See you soon!
Be careful.
Look at you.
You are like my crazy uncle.
Don't scream.
Hurry up, look! Your ex-boyfriend.
Meimei and I have good chemistry. / Turned on again.
A hot physical connection. / Turn off. / And it's getting better.
But when a friend tells us
about Goddess 2 in 1 Massage Lotion
we decided to try it.
Turn off! / Let's just say...
This is the funniest! / Hmm, that's right.
Why don't you watch it?
This is classic!
Stupid ads every hour.
Can't miss it even if you try.
Indeed!
Kai Li and I tried the item. The results are effective.
"Hmm, that's right."
Quickly, your cellphone sounds.
Hey, fast! Lotion girl!
Hello?
Hi, Shanshan.
I don't think you want to pick up the phone again.
Yes, sorry. I've been busy lately.
Oh good.
So, how are you?
How is Hong Kong?
Kongers leave you? / Actually I'm now in Beijing.
Beijing?
You moved to Hong Kong, I don't know if this relationship can work.
Start again!
I don't immigrate there. I will return after completing the lecture.
I feel you deserve a better than me.
Too much pressure. / When have I complained?
I...
I always think... my life will be better than this.
Do we have to... meet or what?
Fendou, I will get married.
What?
Who is it with?
Are you serious? / Really I don't know.
My boyfriend, who else?
I thought you just met.
It's been around 6 months ago.
For the past 6 years I just thought of you.
So this is my fault?
I didn't say this was your fault. But I feel we have to...
does not relate temporarily... I have to adjust my life.
I don't understand.
You don't want to be with me anymore? / Who knows what will happen in 6 months.
That's great.
Congratulations.
Really!
I mean I'm...
When is the wedding?
This Sunday.
This Sunday?
Wow that... amazing!
I mean, you must be very happy.
You get the marriage certificate as soon as that. / No, we will register for marriage in Hong Kong.
But because of my family and friends all here, my parents celebrated this first.
I intend to invite you
but... / No, that doesn't matter.
It will be awkward.
I understand, it doesn't matter. / It feels weird
come back and not see you.
No need to worry. I'll call to catch up with you.
OK. Dah.
Dah.
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
This burden must be lifted, friend.
Finally I can move-on.
Go on, friend, since you moved here, I always saw your underwear.
You always envy me.
Kai Li even said,
from a 45 degree angle
I resemble his idol Daniel Wu.
I joined the ad just for fun... and got money.
Anyway I go to Hong Kong.
I will not give up achieving my dreams become the top interior decorator.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Again this again!
Do you remember?
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And also...
Your sales report shows recently
You haven't sold our new product.
Because it's useless.
I don't sell products that are useless.
Don't we want the clients believe in us?
Why are you really? Look at Taozi,
he is like a child I never had.
Don't repeat grandfather's words to you.
What? She's a child I've never had.
Instead, you are the child I have.
Very reasonable.
Look what he did! / So what?
If you can't sell, it's the same you're just playing with your ball.
Look at your mother.
That is how to deliver. Look, important people are clearly visible,
if you don't start improving your attitude,
afraid my mother and I can't save you.
I think now is the time, he understands.
You spoil it. There is no struggle in him.
Look at him.
How can I get insurance here?
Please.
Remind, compulsory team-building games at 3pm.
You're not happy being here & apos, right?
Where?
In this work? / Here. There.
You feel unhappy lately.
How can you... / I know many things, Niu Fendou.
My name is Ma Fendou.
I used to be like you.
Well, maybe not exactly the same as you. Wait, actually I'm not the same as you.
Strange, why did I say that?
But I've seen people like you.
Miss, what can I really help?
You are here for insurance, or...
I am here to help you. / Help me?
Oh, I did.
How?
I remember.
Bro, you accept the package!
Why are you? Don't you see I'm busy?
Don't worry, Yang Fendou, he can't see me.
Who is this?
I mean he can't see the real self.
A frightened little girl in
who miss his father and the like.
Do you want to open it or not? Let's open.
Hey, Mr. Bo. Mr. Bo, forgive me.
I still have a client.
I'll call back later, how?
Sure, it doesn't matter. I'm sorry, until later.
I go first.
I'll return later.
Uh, alright.
Who is this from?
I don't know, there is no sender address.
Maybe this package is lotion!
What's this?
Plastic money?
"Everything You Ever Wanted"
Have you upset people?
Yes, right.
I know who the sender is. / Who?
The crazy woman who just came here
raving strange things and wearing gold money necklaces.
That girl certainly wants to sleep with you.
Think about it. He was straightforward.
"Everything You Ever Wanted."
And, honestly bro,
maybe what you want
is the same as the old woman gave.
Very funny.
No, seriously.
Have you ever been with a woman other than Shanshan?
Have you ever been?
Time-out.
Fendou, you enter.
No need, chairman, I'm healthy!
Are you sure? / Very confident.
Yes right.
You're our best 3-point shooter.
Father!
No, we should not take risks.
Not sure if your reach is high enough.
Don't hurry up! / Oper to me! Come here!
Mother! Hey, here!
Here!
Mother!
Come on! Come on!
Geez, you're useless.
Son, are you okay?
"We might lose, but we never give up!"
Take the ball.
Lin, is your foot okay? Enter it.
At least you made it to the final.
Friend, this will get better.
Yes? When?
Kill me now.
Bus? Now the ad is on the bus?
You should be happy.
He seems his work is getting better.
I'm really happy.
Only I don't want to see him everywhere.
I just want to say one thing.
The lotion oil is the best!
Ouch, the burgers aren't well digested.
I'll take it again.
So you want?
Madam, listen.
I feel honored,
but actually you're not my type.
I am not pursuing sex young boy, Niu Niu.
Unless it's what you're after.
We can arrange.
Who are you? And my correct name is Ma Fendou,
not Niu Fendou,
and certainly not Niu Niu.
My name is Shangguan Furong.
And I'm the Goddess of Earth in this part of town.
I'm sure you know what that means.
Oh really?
Yes right, runny child!
You can call me Furong.
OK, whatever you say.
Do you want it?
Want what? / Yes or no?
I don't know what you are talking about!
If it's something good, of course I want to.
OK. I will grant you 19 requests,
starting from the first request you have made to this day.
Wow, impressive. 19 requests?
When was my first request actually?
When you are 6 years old.
Hey, surely 20 years ago from today.
Today?
Madame, I'm 30, understand?
That doesn't matter.
What's the problem if you make a request.
Yes, then what?
Then from your many requests, I choose 19,
and realize everything.
19 wonders Ma Fendou!
Listen, lady, thanks for all this madness,
but there is a cool area there,
why don't you just go there to see it?
This is not fraud.
This is an extraordinary opportunity.
And how should I thank you?
Just leave your soul.
Just kidding.
I am the Goddess of Earth, not Death Angels.
Do you really take souls?
Good, I go first.
You make a good decision.
Wait, what decision?
I didn't choose anything. / And so, you have chosen everything.
Basic crazy people.
Who are you talking to? / A crazy person from the office.
No, I did see you talking to someone, but I didn't see anyone.
What do you mean?
No, I'm just teasing!
How next? Are you connected?
When did you go out for a walk?
Damn.
I don't know, height 5 & apos; 4 "... maybe 5 ap 5"?
No, I didn't say he was dressed like a god.
He who said he was a god.
You guys are police! Who else should I contact?
Why is your smell so when you almost don't play?
Already closed the phone and wash bro!
They close my phone! / Look, if that girl wants to kill you,
He must have done it in that restaurant.
So take a bath, you are very, very smelly.
Does your water run?
It's not like that.
Why is my water dead?
Hey.
What's up...!
Oh shit!
Something is not normal!
What is the problem? I think about my buttocks growing hair.
Why can it happen? / Not that, friend! The water!
The water...
when I drowned at me, the water spread away from me!
How is that possible!
Just keep shouting, times only the fairy water will come
then later we are really entertained. / Come see for yourself if you don't believe it!
I can't take a shower!
Come to the bathroom, I'll show you.
If you try to force me to see your dirt, don't just need to water it.
Let me check tomorrow, I promise.
I'm not playing games.
I'm really scared here!
And I'm really trying to sleep, bro.
Tomorrow I have a morning shift!
Wait, I understand.
Your head & apos, it's been hit by basketball.
Maybe you experience hallucinations.
Experience hallucinations....
Maybe just a mild concussion.
You just need a good night's sleep.
Maybe, too.
Why?
you!
Why is it here?
It's all you do! Do you put something in me?
Why are you playing with me? / I didn't do anything to you.
That's all & apos, is your request, remember?
My request?
What are you talking about?
When you were 6 years old, you hate bathing.
You hope you will never take a shower.
When you are 7.5 years old, you hope you don't want to sleep.
I grant everything.
Great & apos; right?
Just imagine the fun that you can do,
reading, watching movies, playing video games,
tweeting, chatting...
while smiling like a hero.
What time is this? / Slap me, slap me.
Hey Furong, why are you still here? / I still eat.
You are crazy!
Strange women sit here, use pajamas,
breakfast in our house,
and do you feel normal?
I was thirsty last night,
and I see him eating snacks here. We chat for a while.
Hungry? / No.
Drink. / Say it.
I thought you were the one who invited the Earth Goddess to enter.
What's wrong? / He can't read the clock. Don't know the number.
Why can't I read numbers?
When you were 9 years old, you had a problem at school.
One day in class, he once said:
I hope I don't need math.
It's ancient! Seriously?
I want to get out of math class, instead of not knowing numbers!
Semantics, really semantic. (many meanings of terms)
Come on, how much is 3 x 5?
Don't need to think. How much is 3 x 5?
How many answers, come on! / Three times five, I know.
Don't mind! Don't think! Just answer! I know, it's easy.
I don't know how to shape it myself "three & apos; and" five "!
That's cool!
No! It's not cool!
You clean the desk, I go first.
Wait! !
Please pull your use back! / See you later
You screw up my life.
It's not that you do anything interesting by messing it up.
He's right too. where? / On your side.
But he has the right.
If everything feels heavier, and you need to talk,
you know what you want to do. / No, I don't know. = How can I meet you? Do you have a cellphone?
Dah. / Don't go!
Hey!
I just sleep again.
Are you serious ?!
What? It's 6 o'clock in the morning.
Why don't you feel scared?
A powerful woman sits there
grant all my old requests.
Doesn't make you feel afraid?
My work in the delivery business, friend.
I often see strange things.
Like this?
Not exactly like this.
Not exactly your knee! / Asem!
Do you want to see my diary?
Good, let me show you.
This is exactly
why can't I tell about work.
What's this?
I can't sleep after coming from the kitchen. Watch for a while, why?
Why is this my parents' film cassette?
What?
I thought you didn't matter if I watched their movie.
Their film?
Since when did my parents become porn stars?
It's rather difficult to call them porn stars.
This is solely material for sex education, man!
There must be someone playing there.
And again, compare with you can find on the internet,
This is like Teletubbies.
Bullshit.
I never asked my parents to be po...
Oh, shit. / What?
Xu Ruijie!
Why is he?
Oh yeah...
you mean because his parents also make sex education videos.
It's also strange, 2 children in the same class whose parents
acting like on the camera to make a living.
My parents never did, his parents Xu Ruijie were like that!
When I was little, I always hoped my parents would be better than now.
They used to be fun, fun, cool loving...
Hey yo, it should be noted.
I watch it only for knowledge.
Don't get me wrong.
So, in your memory,
My parents always make this video?
Huh?
Really you don't remember anything about this?
In my memory, they sell insurance.
Calm down.
Your parents are like 100 years old.
I'm sure for years they didn't make 1 video.
Are there... people who are filming something?
Desire to meet in the kitchen
can make something mature.
Let's look at this older couple
and this new position they do.
Wait, stop. Sorry, director.
What is this smell?
Don't worry, not from yourself.
You're great. / Everyone, we have a bad smell again.
There are people who take care of it.
Well, see what the cat brought in.
Who is he? I don't carry glasses.
Your son. / What exactly are you doing?
Fendou, you still don't understand?
We help the community.
Then why with this?
Hey, Fendou, your parents help the older couples.
Never mind, he won't understand.
Besides who is watching this way?
Hey! Our sales are selling in the Southeast Asian Market.
Hey, director
Can I talk to you?
Good, let's prepare for the next shot .
Preparing for the next position in 5 minutes.
Everything breaks first. / You pressed it too hard!
Rest. / I can barely breathe.
Know why I asked my parents to be more than his parents Xu Ruiji?
Because his parents are good to him.
But look,
My parents treat me just as before,
It's just that they're porn artists now!
Which parts make them more than their parents Xu Ruijie?
Other requests are granted.
You're a traitor!
Do you think that was a bit rough?
It's called strong love, Li Fei.
And sometimes
This is only responded by loved ones.
I also have a problem, you know. I am not omnipotent.
I still bring talisman to my husband's protection.
If I'm stuck, I have to call him.
I am very aware, in people who burn incense in the temple,
Very few incense for me.
Typical sexism. (differentiating gender)
They think the Earth God is more powerful.
Good, but don't be behind me.
All say: An Earth God shares that is sweet with humans,
but the Goddess of the Earth does not like to share, and reject all that.
When did I not share?
Even apples are offered to me in the holy place, there are worms.
Let me ask you, Li Fei, if there are children who want to eat 100 lots of candy bars,
Do I just give it up? If I accept, doesn't it hurt the child?
That's right & isn't it?
Hey,
So can I join the next scene?
"Shanshan"
Fendou.
What are you...?
I'm just... your stuff is left behind.
I'm not sure if I have to... / Oh.
Thank you.
Nice to meet you.
Wow! / I know.
Are you okay?
Yes... Actually, no.
Listen, can we talk?
In the open, of course. / OK.
I'm really sorry. You may be busy preparing for marriage.
No, it's gone smoothly.
Of course we are busy!
My parents feel crazy planning this.
Are you okay?
If I tell you this,
You will think I'm crazy.
I always think you're crazy.
Yes, it's kind of half crazy.
Period? When?
Don't you remember?
Still remember how confident you are
when you can blow a roll of paper from your nose
better than anyone in this world?
Is that it? I can't remember it.
You even write to Guinness World Records!
or at times
You and Li Fei race to know who can read
dialog classic Stephen Chow's movie is more than length in one breath?
That doesn't exist.
You were rushed to the hospital due to fainting!
Stupid stupid basis.
or at times
You insist on going to Fragrance Hill
a place to see the moon and the sun rises together.
We wait there all night.
But at dawn we don't see anything, because it's cloudy.
On the contrary, I actually get severe flu
and lying in the hospital for days.
Yes, that's definitely
is not the goal.
Your memory is pretty good too.
What else do you remember?
How do I know? You & Apos, I broke up with me.
You remember that & apos; right?
But, hey
when I called you last time
all sounds fine.
Shanshan. I have to tell you.
The desire that I expressed in the past
come true.
What do you mean? / This damn earth goddess comes out of nowhere
and grant randomly all desires I make.
I know you won't believe it.
No sane person wants to trust me.
Seems like that.
Let's find a water tap.
I'll prove it to you.
What did you do in my seat?
It's okay.
I am the Earth Goddess here.
There is no water tap everywhere. Really.
What if... / Hair...
What?
Be careful!
What? Shanshan, wait!
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
What is it like?
I saw your hair earlier lengthwise. Suddenly grow in your head.
He starts again.
How is that possible?
F4 damn.
Remember the Jerry Yan style F4 group like this in the initial episode of the show?
All girls are crazy about him,
That's why I crave his hairstyle,
but the school forbids it.
Good, good, I admit.
I secretly watch the Meteor Garden
and I like it. / This is amazing.
Finally you trust me.
You run like you see I'm a ghost or whatever.
Do you know how frightening it was?
Can I hold it?
You still miss the band's hairstyle.
just me.
At least your new hair smells good.
Can distract from other parts of you.
Jerry used to use a lot of hair products.
You know what I'm thinking?
Maybe this isn't so bad.
Why? / Well, until now,
are there any of your wishes
causes problems for you?
Look, there are so many people in this world who have never bathed.
They are still okay & right?
And you said, you can't sleep & no?
And you won't need to sleep later?
Yes. / Are you tired?
There is nothing else than usual.
How cool it is!
You can do more things from other people in a day.
I think so.
Also, I always feel depressed
by time.
It feels like I don't need this from now on.
For you, as a memento.
Also, if I'm right,
all your wishes occur in sequence.
I think so.
Maybe the appearance is not as ridiculous.
I don't know. He who chooses desires, not me.
When I was little I dreamed of being an astronaut,
and a superhero who saves the world
and bring peace on Earth.
Why doesn't he realize that?
In fact this random desire manifests.
Desires in your life around your puberty, right & apos; right?
Surely it will be fun.
I go first, marriage matters.
OK.
I'm full, thanks.
Thank you, really.
Thank you for listening to my curhatan.
I missed memories about you,
You always see the bright side of something.
What?
Nothing. It's just...
Some friends have an party at Sir Teen tonight,
to celebrate,
and I intend, if you're not busy,
maybe you want to come.
It's been a long time since I went to the club.
Sure.
Let's just say he doesn't change me to be a monkey or whatever.
Anyway, come yes.
I like monkeys.
OK, okay.
See you later.
How many? / It's written on the bill.
Yes, I know, but...
Never mind, just swipe this card.
Ma Fendou?
Bu Chen?
How long have you not found it?
I haven't seen you since you were in junior year.
Actually, I saw you on Career Day yesterday.
I came there.
You don't change at all!
Well, you changed.
Why didn't you say hello to me?
I don't think you remember me.
Don't remember you? You were my best student.
But you always insult me.
Hate you?
Yes, you said I'm stupid.
I don't remember that.
Don't remember at all.
Wow!
This hairstyle is very sexy.
I like it!
Bu Chen...
Are you here alone? / No, I mean, yes, now alone.
It was with a girl here.
Girlfriend? / Former.
He wants to get married.
Oh, poor lover. Surely it's hard for you.
Surely...
very very heavy.
Now you are getting bigger, champ.
What if I take my place
and teach you everything that really wants you to learn.
Li Fei? / You're back.
Not just back. I'm new.
Wow, new hairstyle.
Bro,
You won't believe what I just got.
I'm very sure you have new hair.
Very retro.
Yes, this is Ms. Chen.
OMG!
He only wears underwear?
I know.
What is chalk?
Yes. / Gosh.
No, no!
Where did you get this? / He who gave me.
He wants me, friend. / What is it?
Wait a minute. You said, "he wants."
Does it mean you don't do anything?
Uh, no.
Maybe my question is like this, why not?
Look, I still can't if I want.
I mean, his number is behind this.
Of course, you have to call it for me.
You don't answer my question, Ma Fendou.
Why do you reject desire, Bu Chen's invitation?
I had breakfast + lunch with Shanshan,
I feel it will be too...
Too much, man!
Shanshan will marry tomorrow!
with other men! Understand?
Do you know what I will give to be close to him?
Even if only for a moment. Do you know what I will give?
Even though it's only a short time.
My iPod, Ma Fendou! I'll give my iPod!
I'll give it! / I know, I know
You really like the old iPod.
And again, now you have this cool haircut.
Goddamn...
I swear.
Hey, come back here
so I can shout you even harder!
What's up...!
The ideal room for every teenage boy.
Thank you very much!
Hey Li,
maybe you want to check your room, Li Fei.
Do you work on my room too? / Not troublesome at all.
What's up?
What is this?
I need to loosen her room.
Hey friend,
I can share a room with you.
Yes right, you don't need to sleep & no.
Furong! My Furong is dear!
I think we are BFF! (best friend forever)
Do you think that?
I don't understand that at all. / We laugh and laugh at each other...
you even gave me one role,
You told me to smear oil on his mother, remember? / What?
Are you my mother? / Never mind! Let's practice playing basketball before your big game.
Play what?
Your internal department final match.
I'm still selling insurance?
Yes, I don't understand either. / Wait...
since my parents became education-sexual actors,
Why am I still selling insurance? / Tell him.
Because you are a fool. You should follow your parents' steps,
when entering his room Mrs. Chen.
I always think I work in insurance
because parents force me.
You already entered it.
Then it becomes a routine.
Wait a minute, so who do I work for?
Who organizes our group? / Taozi, friend.
I work for that bastard? / Don't see me, not me.
The child is a talented entrepreneur.
Do you crave to play like Jordan?
Kayak Mike, baby.
Why are they here? / Tell him.
Why should I? I & apos, it's not your savings.
You don't make me upset, kid!
The result can be serious. I say!
Your parents, they are buying insurance from Taozi,
and being familiar, because of that, can be understood.
What grows on your head?
Hair style needs courage.
We dress up cosplay again?
Sorry, guys,
but we seem to lack people.
Why don't I just exchange teams?
Are you helping the enemy? / After all, I used to be a backup player.
You don't need to pass me.
Yes or no? Up to you.
Well, I don't matter.
Me too. Even though he doesn't play it.
Yes, very bad.
I will take additional uniforms. / Good.
Enter the ball often. / Of course, I will try.
Good luck! / We overcome this.
Have a plastic bag? / No.
I was dying for a pee. Tell me who won.
Gosh, I'm curious.
Here. / Shoot!
Here! Come on!
Here! Oper!
Come on.
The ball is entered.
That's my child!
That's my child! He is my son!
Beat them!
You... you... / You're great!
When did... / When did you get that last?
Incredible!
You can play in the NBA! LeBron won't underestimate you, seriously!
Normal.
Thanks for the concern.
I'm just a beginner player.
You're a great player.
Hey, that was before, I didn't mean to see.
It's just that I've never seen that big.
It's okay, Lin. I've never been too.
I also saw it first.
Period? That is right?
See you later.
Next time I will do 360 dunk.
It's getting better.
Shanshan is true.
What is your friend? Are you okay?
Is it because of your bedroom?
I'll tell Furong next time if you meet him.
Just sleep in my room.
Besides, I don't need to sleep.
Really.
No, it's okay. I have to go back.
Want to go out the road with Kai Li tonight.
OK.
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I thought you were out with Kai Li.
Yes, instead we decided to break up.
What? Why?
Li Fei.
Furong! / What is wrong!
You should never doubt it.
You are truly amazing! / Surely.
Want to ask you something...
Can you grant some of Li Fei's wishes?
The feeling is rather broken. / Actually it can, but I don't want to.
Hey,
if I show the telephone number,
Do you mind calling?
Will you meet Mrs. Chen?
or Shanshan?
Oh yes, that's right. I said I would stop by.
Unless you turn into a monkey.
No no, we don't want to, seriously.
That year, you didn't like your clothes,
You hope you want to have whatever you want
for your graduation party... Well, now you can have it.
Do you see my key?
Let's go.
Don't just grieve at home,
Let's go out and hang out.
I just want to sleep.
Impossible!
You are indeed a craft expert!
Go have fun.
I'll try some of your clothes.
Why did you give me a favor?
Who says I hate you?
You have to have a handle on life that is better than others.
You don't need to be spoiled.
Yes indeed! I have to be spoiled!
I am just a fragile kid!
Geez! Yes!
I am a real guy!
I already thought I was like Daniel Wu!
Wow! Six-pack!
Big muscles!
Very sexy!
Thanks Furong!
But why? / Do you want a body like him?
Go to the gym like him, fat!
"Because you deserve it."
Who is this person?
Keep showing off!
Do you think I have no desire, Ma Fendou?
Want Lamborgini?
Nice to give it to you.
What? Don't you know me? You know I don't drive a Japanese car!
Shut up! You wake people up!
You are silent! Here if you dare!
My name is Megaton.
Are you Ma Fendou?
Hmm, pretty appearance.
Enter me.
Nothing in my dream is crazy I've ever imagined.
I will have my own Transformer.
Are you a new character?
I don't remember the name Megaton...
Does it have something to do with Megatron?
There is no relationship with anyone. I'm not a Transformer.
I am a Transchanger.
Never heard of that term.
Why do I crave a Transchanger?
You were around 19 years old,
and see a neighbor's child playing toys like me.
That's why you...
So the kid is playing with fake toys?
You crave an authentic form of my self.
Now I'm here.
I noticed, Furong likes to bring something I've said in the past
then make it happen.
No problem. I can take a robot car at any time.
Just imagine the adventure that we will face.
Honey, your body feels amazing
to my skin.
What do you say? / Um, hold on to me.
No, no, just hold it, just hold it.
Don't be shy.
SIR TEEN CLUB
Wow!
Please maintain it. Don't let anyone touch it.
Yes sir!
Baumu is fragrant.
Fendou, let's go somewhere else.
Yes, let's go to your place.
My place?
Let's go to Maldives!
Yes! Yes!
We ride your private jet!
Private Jet?
Boss, your jet fuel might be full,
and ready in 2 hours.
Come on, take us away.
Come on!
Listen, let me go in first and say hello,
then we can go, how?
Yay. / We will go wherever the ladies like.
How? / OK.
Hey uh,
wait for me at the bar, it's okay & apos; right?
No! We have been waiting all day.
Be a good girl and wait at the bar, understand?
Hey, this...
Order whatever you want.
This, buy a drink, whatever.
Don't go! Don't forget, you all love me.
Love you!
Shanshan!
Fendou!
Sorry I'm late.
Glad you can come.
Will not miss it. / Sit down.
Are you sure you don't misplaced?
This is a casino, Mr. Chow. (Chow Yun-Fat)
I forgot to tell you.
I've watched the movie "God of Gamblers".
My desire to be as cool as Chow Yun-Fat comes true.
Let me treat as a sign of introduction.
This pocket? Now there is always money.
You don't ask sexy girls to be invited out with this appearance?
They are already here. At the bar.
So all your desires are getting better.
Not so bad.
What "wish"?
Long story.
For Shanshan happiness!
Cheers!
Congratulations.
May you be happy forever.
Really.
Thank you.
Where is he?
Bridegroom?
What? Do you want to meet him?
Sure!
Never mind, I'll meet him later.
Hey, Shanshan...
Hey, Ni.
Come here, there is a friend who wants to meet you. / OK.
I am back soon.
Excuse me, want to go to the toilet first.
Hey!
What are you doing here? / Looks like you've ended up with him.
Yes, it's long over.
Don't worry. Your reaction is normal. However, your ex-girlfriend will get married.
It's natural to feel
miss, maybe a little jealous,
but that doesn't mean you still love him.
Right. Because it's impossible for me to be that man.
You can't really be that guy.
Which man? / A man who only realizes his property after losing.
The man is really bad.
Everyone hates that man, right & apos; right?
A man like that is a jerk.
No need, thanks.
This. / Thank you very much.
Good service.
I can wash my hands.
Why can I wash my hands? What is this because my request is becoming Chow?
Chow seems to like taking care of him.
I really know him.
Really, very familiar.
Why else does he look cool so long.
Thank you.
Hey man.
Thank you. / Thanks bung.
Fendou!
Luo! How are you?
Why are you here?
And your clothes!
It feels like fashion. / Thank you.
Go to the wedding tomorrow?
That's the man in the ad.
Why is he here?
You never saw they kiss before?
Shanshan is married to him? / Yes.
The damned lotion guy? Do you see the ad, huh?
Friend, they will definitely use the lotion
at any time.
They may get bottles for free.
Lifelong inventory to smear each other.
In fact, maybe they take a bath. Soak it, make tea using it.
Yo, do you remember in the ad? When does he blink at the end of the ad?
I like it.
You can say the man is ferocious.
That's all he thinks, like...
Let's go! Why are you ignoring us?
Let's go, baby. Come on. / Let's get on the plane.
OK. / Dear, let's go!
Come on!
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Do you know what I want now?
Fendou, naked. / How do you know?
Because all you think is working on him.
This song!
Come on.
Indeed... why? Why are you dancing like that?
What if...
instead, we just kiss.
Good idea!
You're welcome! / Get up here!
No, no, no!
Stop it, stop it!
Stop, forgive me.
I appreciate all this.
But...
but I can't.
Why?
Because... / Because of what?
Because I'm the man.
What man?
Why don't you just go alone?
Just say the pilot, uh, that person
to take you to Maldives.
No! / We don't go alone! / Or go to Bali.
Bring my jet wherever you like. / Come on together? / How?
Hey,
play back and lower me first, thanks.
How is that really?
Enter it.
Leave me alone. I want to walk.
Come on...
Maybe I can help.
Do you know what?
In any relationship, there is calm before the storm.
There are times when we lose faith,
but we won't leave this planet!
Wait, not a planet. We will not give up...
What's more? / Never mind.
The way you speak is just Prime imitation.
No need to pretend to be something that is not you...
You are back.
Wow, looks crisp.
Aren't you two... / Broken up?
We have improved!
Somehow, do I want...
Desire-demand.
I guess, we have to thank you
because asking for full-fat ice cream is good for you.
Doctors recommend this to gain weight!
I told him about Shangguan Furong.
Yes, that's really great!
Yes, but, before you...
I have seen light. After you leave, I faint.
But when I wake up, I realize something.
I continue to be sad,
being a whiny person.
I realize I will turn into you.
Your self before all your old requests come true.
Randomly ask to fight with me.
Randomly take a fight with Kai Li.
Hope my life gets better overnight.
But it doesn't work that way.
Not everyone gets miracles to establish relationships.
Don't misunderstand me, I'm happy with you.
What I say is,
to make wishes come true,
You have to reach your life with courage and mess it up.
The more positions the better.
But bro, don't let life screw you up.
Honey, I want it.
This ice cream is very tasty!
You're right. / Which one?
Shanshan will marry tomorrow & apos; right?
But I still love him. / I know.
Do you know? / Everyone knows, it's obvious.
I have to meet him.
I have to tell him. / Friend, buddy.
Now it's almost 3:00 a.m.
Humans still need sleep.
Please play DOTA or whatever,
just take care of tomorrow morning.
Ma Fendou, I will kill you!
Ma Fendou! Open it!
I know you are at home, the lights are still on.
I know you don't sleep!
Don't let him wait, there tell him!
Very romantic!
Open it! / Come on, quickly!
Shanshan. / Watch carefully.
Do you see anything different?
What is... / You told me!
Basic pervert!
When did you request this? / Wait, no.
Then who else? No, really! I'm not...
Woe.
What is it when...
Damn you, Earth Goddess! Where are you?
Don't worry.
You have to fix this now!
Bigger breasts, without surgery. What are you complaining about?
My bride dress doesn't fit!
Can I feel it?
Very soft and supple! You are very lucky!
Honey, let's feel this. / Yes, fine, sure.
You guys really don't help! I can't believe he asked for this.
Shanshan. / Admit it.
What else don't you like me?
Obviously my breasts were not big enough.
My forehead is too wide? Does it take a long time to brush my teeth?
Forgot to turn on my cellphone? / Shanshan.
Listen to me...
Can we talk calmly?
Ask them. At first I wanted to see you to say...
Are you crazy? Saying to him now will have the opposite effect!
Don't hide from me!
Answer me! / Sorry.
I will say that those old perverted thoughts can make you be what you used to be.
I'm sorry,
I used to be not what you want.
But have you ever thought about how you were?
How you chew food.
Your socks are everywhere.
Not bathing after playing basketball.
Even so,
I never expected you would change for me.
After we break up,
for a few moments there,
I actually miss your annoying habits.
Because the nature is part of you.
Do you understand?
But I want to thank you.
Now I finally know, why did you suddenly break up with me.
Shanshan, Shanshan!
You misunderstood.
I have to go. It is late.
Tomorrow afternoon I have a wedding.
And a wedding dress to the altar.
I still love you!
Damn you!
You're a jerk! What are you doing?
Why?
Shanshan.
Hey, this is Bo. I'm still in Italy on business.
Sorry for stalling for too long.
Compared to others, seems to be an honest person.
I allow you to insure my factory, the total number of employees is 8000 people.
Luckily you're a persistent friend.
Yong will help the process with you.
Li Fei, wake up bro!
What time is it now?
Can you slow down the music?
What is this? / Megaton, the volume.
The wedding program starts at 11:00 a.m.
He might get ready at his parents' house.
Good work, stalker.
They will provide seafood. You just wait...
That will be a disaster. Hello time for diarrhea.
It feels bad. If I plan...
Megaton. / Sorry,
just... I really like marriage.
Really I like it.
Damn!
Stupid basis!
How to drive you poor!
Do you know what to say & apos?
I don't know. / Confident, but simple.
My friend can handle it, Megaton.
You certainly can.
Don't be too thoughtful. Be yourself.
Confront him!
Hello, sir! / Oh, Fendou!
I want to go upstairs. / So you want to attend a wedding?
No. Actually I came here to meet Shanshan.
There are important things I want to say to him.
Does it have to be now?
Yes, now.
I have to...
I have to talk to him both.
OK, go upstairs. / Thank you.
What's up! / What are you...
What are you doing?
Oh, it's on now.
This is the battle, Megaton. This is the fight.
OK.
Fendou, I always like you.
Then... why?
I always hope you and Shanshan can be together.
Then don't hold me back!
Release me!
Fendou, try entering through the side.
Fendou! / Hi...
What are you doing here? / I came here to meet Shanshan.
Why...
He doesn't seem alright?
I'm in the process of knowing.
What really happened here?
I don't know, friend.
Woah! When does he want that?
Last year, Li Fei. He has downloaded...
You don't need to tell me.
Zhuzhu!
Zhuzhu! Don't shoot! / Hey, what's up.
I want to meet your cousin here! / Are you going to the wedding later?
Look, don't be naughty, don't shoot.
Ma Fendou!
Have given up!
What do you mean! / Forget it! You can't enter, it's impossible.
Nothing is impossible!
No friend! It is impossible!
I can do it!
This is one of your requests, remember?
When you express your wishes, that time I was beside you.
Bullshit.
At that time in the restaurant.
A bus passes,
and you said... / What do I say?
You say it yourself.
You hope you won't see him again!
I said I didn't want to meet him anywhere!
Do you hear me?
You're deaf! Anywhere! Never again!
That is desire to 19, the last wish.
Will he not be able to meet the woman again?
Look for ways to get in!
Turn before I get angry.
Don't get this out of control.
Police come.
Get rid of grandmothers, leave this area.
You really can't enter.
Basic you're a crazy woman!
Goddess of the Earth!
Show yourself! Get out!
Sorry, sorry, no longer talking about you.
We go, sorry!
I know you're hiding, watching me.
Go now and you won't be arrested.
Not sure...
Anyway, all the police have left.
Honey, I guess you are too much filling this with unnecessary items.
He won't pick up the phone,
the cellphone is silent.
Geez...
if you can,
Do you want to pull back on that desire?
If I could, I would do anything.
Aww, very touching.
What includes all desires...
Jet planes, cars, women, super powers?
And me. / And Megaton?
And the ice cream?
Oh friend, full-fat ice cream...
Throw everything you want,
just for the sake of a small chance
get back yours, but abandoned?
Unfortunately, I don't know how.
Because it will be very helpful now.
Wait.
When did my desire begin to become a reality?
When... / Yes right.
It starts after you receive the package.
What are the packages we don't want?
Usually... / Right.
Return the package. Return to the sender.
That's right, Megaton? / Return to the sender!
Let the culprit cancel.
Do you understand, bro?
The way Li Fei is smarter than your way, Fendou.
You waste your talent as a goods sender.
Who says you have to use talent?
Who said I wasted talent? I'm satisfied with my life.
But we don't know the sender's address.
Geez, you don't need an address!
That is the problem of the company shipping service, not your problem.
Except today.
Your branch office is closed this morning.
Well they should be open!
Are you sure about this?
Do you think this will work? / I don't need to think.
I am a professional send-goods officer.
Let me call first.
Yo, dawg...
This is me, Li Fei. Do you think you can...
Can't you?
Good, good, I understand.
Good. Just blacklisted this idiot.
Basic idiot. Why do we need him?
For starters, we need the key to be able to enter the office.
I can. / No, my manager must come out first.
Don't worry, I have to act.
My supervisor. / The person you slapped 2 weeks ago?
Yo, Liu, friend! This is Li Fei.
I told you,
there are mosquitoes that land on your face.
Luckily I killed him.
Well, the mosquitoes can still fly!
Should I let him sting your eyes?
You should thank me, understand?
So you can reply to my kindness,
by opening an office in 10 minutes.
I'm in an emergency situation-704.
No.
You're talking code 324.
Your memory is bad!
I will read the employee handbook now.
Hey, never mind! There is no talk time with you.
I don't want to say this,
but you force:
I know about you and his wife boss.
Good. See you later.
Good luck, Ma Fendou.
A respect can get along with you.
Thank you, Megaton, I will miss you.
It's a classy car.
No, Ma Fendou, come back!
Fendou, I love you!
Back!
So what am I without you!
Megaton! Please understand! / Do not leave me!
10 minutes? You say 10 minutes.
Have your eyes improved? / Indifferent.
It's no problem? / Yes, no problem.
You're breaking the rules, do you know that?
Will it kill you if you keep quiet?
What will they do?
Send us to "prison-shipping"?
Shut up and read what I wrote.
What is this? / What is your business?
Just read it.
I think there are more mosquitoes on your face...
Read it, Liu!
As a provider of your shipping service, I must tell you refusing this package can be fatal.
Do you want to continue?
Yes, I continue.
So with great pleasure, with this
I received a package,
and hopefully you are successful and happy in everything.
Quickly chase him, stupid...
I love you, friend.
Liu is gay. Quickly paste the sticker mark!
"BACK TO SENDER"
Are we finished? What else?
It's been returned, but nothing happened.
What are you waiting for?
Please.
Please, please!
Finally you come too!
Gosh! Damn it!
My shortness of breath there! / Are you okay?
Are you stupid?
Just ask.
They give you lessons because there is a reason.
I almost die inside, before you finally say "please"!
Sorry. / Alright
we pull back all your desires.
Good.
Thank you.
Are you ready? / Yes. / Watch this.
What's up?
Thank you.
What?
Do we not go to marriage? / Let's go!
How come?
How are you doing it yourself?
Don't worry, just near the corner.
Come on fast.
Mr. Police, just peacefully.
Peace.
You're lucky I didn't hold you back!
Look where you are. Do you call this the street?
Sorry, we were wrong.
But the condition is emergency.
You won't understand.
What do you understand?
This is because...
for love.
Yes! This soul mate is my friend
will marry a bastard in another half hour.
We have to get there to stop the marriage.
Marriage?
I really hate marriage.
I met my wife at a wedding.
Follow me.
I guard there.
Really?
Live full of small miracles.
What are you doing?
Yes, what did I do?
What if he doesn't want me? What if he is happy with this person?
I can't call him a jerk
just because he's in that silly ad.
Will this be
makes me a jerk?
No, friend. I mean the wedding in the hall.
Here is the Go tournament place.
But...
what about all the I said just now?
Don't hear.
Good.
Wait!
What's wrong? / Come on! If you have the guts, come on!
Ma Fendou, what are you doing?
Ma Fendou? Your ex-girlfriend Ma Fendou?
Why is he here? Tell him to leave.
What kind of brides are you guys?
He is right, do something.
Calm bro.
What if we get into a fight? We are filming an ad tomorrow.
Your knee ad!
Sorry.
Invitations all...
Mr. Ren.
Madame.
Shanshan,
forgive me.
I'm not here to make trouble.
Am I here to hurt your feelings...
Wait... don't you always hurt his feelings?
You're right.
Mr. Anus Yao.
Angus Yao!
Do you need glasses?
Sorry, Mr. Angus.
I'm wrong.
Shanshan,
about what happened before,
I'm really sorry.
I think,
I have something to say to you,
because you misunderstood me.
If you give me a chance to explain...
Do you need to listen to him?
I don't think it's necessary. / What I want to say is...
Just release your heart.
Even though it looks ridiculous, don't hold it back.
The last few days,
my life becomes...
very fun, very entertaining...
But, no matter how great my life is,
or how extraordinary...
I still don't feel happiness.
True happiness, comes from the heart...
Do you know?
Even though everything is getting better,
there are still no people who can be invited to share.
I understand now.
The only thing that makes me happy
is you.
Do you still remember my client named Mr. Bo?
Yes, people who are always make you wait uncertainly.
Right.
He finally bought insurance from me.
And the amount is very large.
Then you owe me dinner to me.
I used to bet on you if he would be a big client.
You don't believe me.
I owe you a lifetime dinner.
Wait, wait.
Are you two serious now?
Shanshan. I never cared even though your forehead was wide.
That means you're smarter. With all those toothbrushes,
Your white teeth will make
Your smile illuminates the room.
I know I don't deserve to be with you.
But as long as you don't give up fight for my love,
I will try not give up on myself.
Shanshan.
I'm just an ordinary man in general.
And I think it's
something that everyone can see.
Somehow I feel you are with me,
and you live for 6 years.
Secretly I always crave myself so.
Together with you becomes
the happiest thing in my life.
Other than yourself,
I don't want anything else.
Fendou...
I'm sorry, Angus.
Now I finally know
why are you always looking away.
Thank you very much.
What else do you do? Come on!
I didn't expect my marriage to be messy.
What are you waiting for?
Your son just foiled marriage. Come to Langham.
It feels weird.
All my wishes have returned to the Earth Goddess.
How could it still be...
You have to ask yourself the Goddess of Earth.
I've made an exception. I'm happy today.
A "together" gift for a young couple.
Then what do we learn here?
We learn that
there are advantages in all of us.
Well, not everything.
Like this jerk behind me. She's bad.
Maybe we don't learn anything.
Maybe you know, I don't know.
I don't know, think about it again...
Nati we talk about again.
I have to go first... / Who are you talking to?
I forgot, I thought I was still not visible.
Gosh the dragon! Where did he go?
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Son, finally you act right.
You don't let a good girl just leave.
The whole office talks about your big transaction.
This helps you lose weight.
If you don't like it, I'll return it.
Not so bad.
When can I try the item? / Anytime.
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Ma Fendou. Let's go.
Yes, yes.
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