Has anyone ever heard of heat waves in the Arctic?
Welcome to new habits.
We stand on ice caps giants, with 32 Fahrenheit.
Welcome to the Arctic summer.
Fahrenheit?
You use that ancient imperial measurement?
Yes, Sweden.
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You're American! You don't step into the rest of the world.
You're a scientist, for God's sake.
Glaciologist.
You two jockey knob like a pair of sheilas.
Let's get a core sample and return to the post.
Guys, do we hit something?
This means solid ice.
That's why they call it old cold!
Yes, okay. I think it only increases the bit rate.
Let's blow it up.
Hi, guys
I see seismic surges on ice.
Yes, that might be just isostatic reflection.
Like hell, huh.
I see a large magnetic anomaly on the screen.
Whatever it is, he is alive and big.
There is no large shaped life on solid ice.
Maybe the backscatter effect raises rock formations.
Yes, and maybe also the Easter Bunny!
This is not a stone, and is also not an Easter rabbit.
Stupid.
Try checking.
Aussie!
Aussie, do you hear?
What is that?
What. / Take it out!
Come on, remove Yank!
No!
Yankee!
No.
No!
Benarkah, Gummer. Motion detector?
Perfection.
Man, heat is right out there!
Your hand friend so I can see it.
Oh my goodness. Gummer! You know me!
This is me, Dalkwed Special Agent.
Do it, Agent Dickweed.
Are you threatening Federal officers?
It depends, tax officer.
Sticks and stones. What is a pellet gun, Gummer?
You want to bet damn it!
Oh, since when did you play with toys?
Because there is no business for you. Are you armed?
Of course I'm armed.
All Special Agents in the US Department of Finance are armed.
You know that.
Special Agent! You're a bean counter.
Here is a private property in an open-air condition.
And you won't have a financial interest on property now right?
No! Go looking for liens elsewhere.
Already.
Hey.
You change the team.
Hmm?
No, just a hat!
Well, miracle. Cubbies won the series.
And honestly Gummer. That's what you need.
A miracle.
Because now, your life is in my hands.
You mean, Dickweed?
Your tax position is not taken into account by the IRS
and your property is confiscated.
What? You can't!
I can, and I do it!
IRS has you, Gummer
until then we can arrange for confiscation of all goods which is considered suitable for government auctions.
You're a child of parasites!
Yeah
My weapon contains enough to make a curve
in your failure to file fines and interest.
I detect a foul odor from Schadenfreude, Agent Dickweed!
I will meet you in court!
In court? Oh no!
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Get out of here!
Goodbye, Gummer.
And don't let the door get rid of your matchstick!
Oh, I will be very careful.
Satisfied customers? / What?
Do you miss me?
Yes, like my buttocks.
I see you can supply req.
Oh yeah. The eighth text is warmer.
Hey. Welcome home, handsome!
Oh, nice to meet you. How long?
Four or five weeks, okay. What is the shooting video?
savage wolves!
Ooh, Government plate. It is not good.
Let me guess. IRS?
They have no right to swing and take someone's property.
Come on, Burt. You have flipped the FBI for longer than Wesley Snipes.
That must be a record.
This is what triggered the Boston tea party.
There is no tax without representation!
Fortunately Jodi decided to stay at the Reno law firm?
Makes you stay here? / No one stays.
I manage the store now.
Really? Congratulations.
And I really like the you did in that place.
You really return the sign into the anal-retentive.
I can do it without sarcasm, kid.
Oh come on Burt. No offense.
OK. Now I'm back, forget it okay.
Put fresh content on YouTube,
try and turn on Brand Bull & sos;
There is no preparation video anymore. My director stopped.
No. He is here.
Just recover a little mental.
What's wrong with that hat? Wait.
You change the team?
No, just a hat!
Calm down, Burt. Look, I know you hate deciding
and my style is too improvised for you, okay?
God, you make me headache.
Come on, Burt. Meet me at Midle.
Make sure you enter $ 5 in the box.
For what?
Beer is not free.
Do you close?
Dude, this is not Miller's time yet.
You didn't find your image.
Time to rest.
When did you cheat in the afternoon?
Since you appeared!
You wonder why I always go!
What happened here?
Something attacks them from under the ice.
Not possible!
Chang.
Yo, Burt! What is wrong?
Gymnastics. Don't hesitate to join.
I don't think it's necessary.
You want to take your salary, go to some shelves.
I really want to, but you have a telephone.
Leave a message.
I tried,
but there is a woman on the phone,
who owns the voice that is very sexy, if you may know.
He says that they have, uh
I can't read my writing.
What does it say? Does he have, uh
Graboids? Where? / Mr. Gummer?
Yes. Who is this?
Dr. Rita Sims. I called from Nunavut Province, Canada.
We are 67 degrees north.
Arctic Canada. / Yes, right.
I am the station leader of an international research team.
We are based in Boite Canyon.
How did you get this number? Are you from the government?
Is she sexy?
Well, I have close friends who know you.
I think your partner is half drunk.
That's my first reaction, but actually he's very smart.
He knows a lot about Graboid mythology.
Graboids are not myths, but desert phenomena.
I think they're suckers, uh uh Dr Sims.
Graboids don't exist in the Arctic, Dr. Sims!
Impossible. / Ask him if he is sexy.
Impossible but not impossible.
Who is this? / This is Valerie.
First, let me say that I'm a fan of Graboid,
I admire your work for a long time.
This is what I know.
Graboids are predators like underground worms
unlike other forms of life that are listed in the genetic record or fossil of the earth.
When it's grown up, Graboid can reach
10 meters long and weighs 20 tons.
Their semi-rigid internal structure is covered by rough carapace.
They are daytime hunters who don't have eyes,
but the most interesting thing for me is the sharpness of their predators
based on vibration.
Continue. I listened.
They have a large steel beak large and two hooked jaws,
one on both sides of their jaw.
The species is Precambrian and has snake and strong tentacles,
which can reach 3 meters to ensnare its prey.
If you want, I can give you 411.
In the morphological subspecies
known as Ass Blaster a.k.a. Mexicana Combustus.
You are a treasure of Graboidology, Miss. But I'm
You have hunted and killed them on two different continents, Mr. Gummer.
That's why I forced to call.
But why are you sure this is a Graboid attack?
This site has all the signs.
Except for location.
I don't know. Call it a hunch, intuition.
We need your help, Mr. Gummer. Immediately!
Think of the adventures of Graboids in the Arctic.
This can be a completely new ballgame.
Complete!
Yup.
You don't ask if she's sexy!
Where did you go? / Second round! I come.
Request rejected.
What? Come on, stop being Burt for a moment,
and think with me.
This is our chance to revive Bull & apos; s-Eye Burt Gummer,
free you from the tax officer, yeah!
Honestly, many red notes in your ledger.
My financial status is not your fucking bee droppings.
And you will only be on the road.
Oh Like me in South Africa, huh?
That's only once! No longer.
You see it through the end the wrong telescope, friend.
What about your inheritance, huh?
What's wrong with that?
Do you know there are hunters Other Graboid out there?
Uh, nothing.
I know, you know. Bigfoot Hunter No!
You're Burt Gummer. Only one time!
Come on, man. Teach me! Pay in front.
Oh, I'm not dead yet.
I know, and I'm not interested talking about your death,
but think, who will fill your shoes
when you can't run faster or outperform this beast?
I have to tell you something.
Burt Gummer has big shoes to fill.
Size 12s.
I saw you in the locker room.
And you are my heir. That is all?
You guided me to a Graboid gauntlet.
You still don't know much. / Right, that's what I mean.
Learning can be fun! Rosetta Stoneku, dawg.
That is a fairly decent combat primer.
Hell huh! Make me your wingman.
Wingman? More like a wingnut!
Come on,
That's too rough I guess.
Damn!
Are you willing to follow orders?
I mean, sometimes I'm not
Look, the most important 6 inches on the battlefield
are between your ears. Understand?
I think I have more. 6.5.
Don't argue with me.
Ready to pack!
And you've filled in
special form of RCMP-5590 the required non-resident ?
Ready
What? / RCMP-5590!
The firearm you planned to bring to Canada.
No.
Well, then you better take one and fill it first.
Take your Arctic teeth.
Man!
Welcome to the Great White North, yes!
Or known as Nowheresville.
It is about 1,000 miles north of there.
You are between, uh,
Never and never
Where are all glaciers?
Melting. The dog slips on all peaks.
How long do we get there?
Not far away. Just round the corner.
Where is your GPS?
You are in the Arctic region.
Satellites miss this more often.
But don't worry. Everything is here.
That is convincing.
How is it there, Mr. Gummer?
My seismic vibration monitor doesn't work at all.
Yes, okay. You can enter inter-Web when we meet you at the station.
Very good. / Hey, I'm a big fan of your series.
I like episodes of dry meat and insects as proteins.
I see you bring yourself drinks to dry areas.
Well, the local tribal authority is a little blue-nosed,
so I was forced to bring it under the radar.
Don't ask, don't say, right?
Yeah.
Travis!
I see it.
That is impossible. / This.
What? / We can attack unfriendly air.
What is your height?
1,400 feet.
I suggest you take action avoid and land the plane.
Ass Blasters in the Arctic?
They are targeting your machine!
Yes, they are heat seekers. / Who are they?
Ass Blasters!
Blind birds. / We lose the engine.
It's okay, Sherlock!
Landing now!
Get ready for a few pieces!
Does that mean an accident?
Gravity never loses!
The best we can hope for is a draw!
Get ready for clashes! / What collision?
And we land!
Whoa. We are out of here!
Oh no.
They come, black men.
Alright! What do we have here?
Tom and Jerry?
Frick and Frank?
No, it's more like Butch and Sundance.
Starsky and Hutch.
Do I smell alcohol?
Burungku uses bio-fuel.
And do you boot moonshine to the First Nations region?
Incorrect time!
You don't mind if we help?
There is a payment problem, huh?
Put it in my tab.
And who are you?
I'm your next neighbor
when you are in the hunt for your little worm.
But there is no welcome carpet in front of my door, so step lightly.
An advice, Mr. Gummer.
You move away from my path and pay your taxes.
Suppose you are reminded.
Do I know you?
I don't know. You?
Because we are neighbors, there is neighboring advice.
Go back, so I can clean this area.
Retreat? No. We just started here.
Then find a safe place to stay.
Suppose you are reminded.
You know that slippage?
What can you tell about him?
Well, rumors say he is here working
in area 51.
Some US-Canada garbage factories
is being developed by Harpo Darpo
Do you mean DARPA?
That's it! Know them?
Yes, they are acronyms for evil.
You must be Valerie?
Your service. And thank you for answering our SOS.
Yes, my calling signal is today.
This is Aklark. He is our local child.
Hi, Mac. I saw you coming, a little busy huh?
Yes, okay.
Have you just come from Burning Man, or
How are you doing, Mr. Burt?
Wow! They even know you in Canada!
You failed to tell me about AB infestations.
We have Ass Blasters? / Yes
That is not a polar bear, Non.
Mom and Dad won't believe it.
Mother and father?
This is a blast from the past, Mr. Gummer.
I'm the daughter of Val and Rhonda.
No! Val and Rhonda from the OG Graboid apocalypse?
Crazy. You must be Travis.
Yes.
Uh, I lost track of your old man for years.
No problem. They are easy to lose track, especially Val.
Let's go back to the station. Everyone is waiting.
He is not the type associated with touch.
Come on.
Ah, bam!
Dang!
Aw, man!
I saw you coming north for a bear, Mr. Burt.
Yes, BSA 303. Good.
It kills most of the army.
Yes, okay. For the rescue team we hunted,
like firing a slingshot in Sherman's tank.
I thought it would be cooler from the deer ball bag here.
We are in the middle of the Arctic heat wave,
which accelerates snow melting.
Damn, I'm hotter than 50 full cal!
Mr. Gummer, glad you can come.
Welcome to Arctic Canyon Research Station.
Usually we call it, science at the end of the world.
You must be Dr. Rita Sims?
Nice to meet you. / Yes
This is Dr. Ferezze.
Charles Ferezze. / Doc.
How is your flight?
Well, it's usually said to be smashed.
We lose the engine.
Actually, we were attacked by Ass Blaster
and during air combat, the engine is destroyed.
Ass Blaster? / Yeah.
The engine dies?
But you have to fly me to Montreal so I can report
for the strength that exists about recent events.
Well, they have to wait until I repair the machine again.
I can't stay here for another minute!
Sorry, I have a machine to repair.
Excuse me.
Dr. Ferezze, he was shocked by the droplets.
I'm sorry. We haven't met yet.
Oh, Travis Welker. He eh
My wings, eh Wingman.
Thank you for coming.
I go inside, get the location.
Sunset at 3:48 a.m.
Land Midnight Sun, Mr. Welker.
Are you saying that the sun never comes down to me?
Well, not below the horizon,
if that's what you ask.
We send three trained people to the glacial field
about half a day up the mountain from here.
Do you have 3 MCH?
Killed in action.
Whoa. 10-4, friend.
Swackhamer. / Swackhamer.
I hammered and nailed this place.
You need to know, I'm your person.
There are two that we can verify die, which is assumed to be dead.
Verified? How?
From sites killed.
Rita and her crew succeed recover broken heads,
pelvis which is partially eaten, and half-eaten testicles.
How do you recover the testes that has been eaten in half?
Now, how is the snow Dr. Sims?
This year the warmest recorded here.
Recommend Hart Hansen, Mr. Gummer.
He is a PhD in Geomorphology from the University of Cambridge.
Ah, plane boy.
RC. A kind of hobby.
This is actually a habit, um
Okay, this is addictive. Any.
Nice to meet you, Mr. Gummer
I'm sure you will find that Boiti Canyon
is a very unique geological phenomenon.
This frozen tundra is disturbed
for about 10 square kilometers of liquid land.
Liquid? There is shin there.
Hot springs are a pleasant symptom
geothermal heat, which heats Earth is far from underground
and we stand on top.
That explains AB.
Ass Blasters!
Ass Blasters / Do you think this is funny?
This creature is not a joke. They are all killing machines, never stop.
I am sorry for your friends,
But if you don't do exactly as I said,
they are not the last to die here.
Not funny, Mr. Gummer. We understand.
Permafrost at higher altitude melts,
padang kutub more easily landslide. So, Graboids.
You tell me the ice is melting and the temperature is warmer causes the Graboid footing in the Arctic?
Somewhat, but still more.
Explain to me, why here?
Evolution, Mr. Gummer.
There is one thing that nature teaches us,
life can be extended to new territory.
Maybe this is the first Graboids.
Yeah, like pre-Precambrian. / Exactly.
And maybe they migrated millions to the south, maybe even billions of years ago and evolve into desert creatures.
And now, after billions of years countless are asleep on the ice
They wake up.
Come on, this sounds like trees of sassafras!
Sassafrassy!
Dr. Sims, can you talk?
How much longer?
I have to cool down then rebuild the carb.
Listen, if you don't immediately fly it, I'll
What will you do, Mr. Freeze?
Ferezze. Dr. Charles Ferezze.
What's wrong?
DARPA
What are they doing here?
Oh, are they? / Shh!
Yeah, they are.
What is your relationship with them?
They are our neighbor researchers.
Why do we whisper? They can't hear us.
When did they arrive?
A few months ago.
They are working on a US-Canada project.
Secret Project.
Why? What?
Bio-weapons I mean.
I would bet one dollar for donuts.
You are targeted at the DARPA testing site.
You think they are
breed these creatures as bio-weapons?
Bingo! This is the place of murder,
and you are a guinea pig.
I think you understand.
The fact is DARPA trains dolphins
as a bomb carrier in Vietnam.
And again, they have sown cyborg insects.
No, ma'am. I won't believe in this black hat.
We arrival Ass Blasters in the camp!
Ferezze is out there with that thing.
Oh God. That person changes to become really sick.
What is 20 in AB?
The sphincter is on the roof!
Eyes! We need scouts on the roof!
I raised the roof cam!
Alright, listen!
If there are Ass Blasters at the station, Graboids is not far behind.
They respond to seismic vibrations, so everyone is silent.
Dr. Ferezze. The man I want to meet
the body or whatever is left of them, will be transported.
When you have time, we need to talk the details again.
We have experienced it. That is clearly a Graboid attack.
Graboid?
Locked and filled.
The object has just disabled our communication tower.
We cannot communicate.
Our data-links and NetCam also die.
He sweeps out there.
I have to save him! I am out.
Have you seen Ass Blaster before?
No. / Yeah.
This is the first.
They are pretty cool actually, but they are evil and smelly.
I have a boyfriend like that once.
Are you single?
Are you trying to seduce me?
Certainly. / Will not work.
Doctor!
Doctor! Aware of
Look at me.
I have a steel ball. Say it!
I have a steel ball.
My ball is stainless steel!
My ball is in the Guinness Book of Balls!
Right! You use this.
Yes. / That will hide your heat signal.
Listen. You come with me like a shadow. Do you hear?
Yes.
Now, return it to your pants
and do what I do, okay. / Yes, Sir.
Roger? / Roger.
Good. Let's go. / Good.
Come on, soldier. Finish!
What is that.
This suction, bird's brain!
Suction!
How do you feel, Mr. Gummer?
What happened?
You just had surgery. / What?
Arthroscopic surgery. To remove mondo tapeworm
which causes cluster-fete in your intestine.
I know. Dirty, huh?
State of Oregon. Corvallis, right?
Yup. Go Beavers!
You know, my father told me about you
when I was still holding it
I still can't believe Val McKee is your father!
He is more than father, serious.
Uncle crazy, actually.
Wild, huh?
Your father is the most brilliant lever in his class.
Yes. That's what Mother always said.
He always tells me how hard you are.
Oh, it's impossible! What is it? Graboid Skin? Yes. Daddy made it for Mom.
He handed it to me. Durable is not easily damaged
What are you doing here?
Internship. I took my Masters in Mathematics Geosciences.
How do you feel, Burt?
Speaking of people who are underachieving.
I'm as strong as a fifth of whiskey, Wingman.
Really? Because you look slower than the Mississippi out there.
Where are my ammunition, combat vest and clothes?
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It's better, Mr. Gummer.
OK. Thank you, Miss McKee.
You can call me Val.
What's wrong with you, Burt?
It's not like yourself kneeling in the field.
We need to talk.
Where did you get HK91?
Mr. Gummer?
There is something you need to see.
The water level drops 15 cm since our last measurement.
The sample has detected new chemical elements in soil gas.
Can you say what that is?
Uh, the computer reads HCO2H.
Formic acid?
Yes.
Yes, and that is a very concentrated dose.
Acidity in pH is from the graph.
What was that?
Do you hear that?
Exit! Now!
What's the matter?
What is that?
You have been infected, Mr. Gummer.
By parasitic organisms
is quite malignant and has a very slow gestation.
What's the bad news?
Unfortunately, it secretes neurotoxins in certain maturations.
Kill the host.
Kill the host? You mean, Burt is the host?
We have identified toxins that come from Graboid.
Graboid?
What. / Let me clean.
Blood in the eye is caused by inflammation of the brain.
Advanced stage. It is not good.
You need antibodies.
How do we get it?
From Graboid.
Maybe we can get it in the blood bank.
How did you get infected by Graboid?
I'm in the belly of the animal.
Okay, so we kill Graboid and we're done.
I got this, Burt.
Antibodies must be extracted from Live chaboid to function
Graboid life?
Impossible.
Are you planning to throw a lasso around his neck?
Excuse me, I have to do a perimeter sweep.
I don't think you understand the urgency of your condition.
Don't let urgent things block the important road.
Your body fails, Mr. Gummer.
Damn! I want a second opinion.
Yes, I know the hero and everything, Burt.
but I care about your health!
Stay away.
That is a difficult thing to say.
No bad seeds will be left alone!
Release him from me!
Wait a minute.
Please don't let go!
Hold it! / Do not let go!
my Lord! / Please, don't let go!
Please, don't release. / I hold you.
Hold me! / Damn it! I hold you.
No!
Alright! Close the window!
Okay, everyone is prepared
and a meat sandwich wrap! We are attacked.
Secure all doors and windows!
Well, this is amazing.
We are attacked by life from underground.
We will all die!
Listen to me, Doc.
Take a few tablespoons of cement
and harden it, huh?
Okay, listen. Anyone take weapons.
We take a sharp stick. What are you holding, use!
Calm down. There, cowgirl!
I can't turn on the monitor for seismic vibration.
Data-link and NetCam do not work, Mr. Gummer.
Yes, Ass Blaster tore the tower of communication overnight.
Can you fix it?
Swackhamer has done it all morning, but
The HF antenna is completely destroyed. Coax has been disconnected.
The grid package disk is shot.
OK, how long does it take to repair?
One day, at least. / OK.
iridium satellite phones?
Who took the sat phone? / I saw Dr. Ferezze before.
Oh, Ferezze flies the cage.
Okay, find him and get the phone as soon as possible!
This is our lifeline. We must call to evacuate
and bring this kid to a safe place!
I can drop a deer in 800 yards and dress in the field for less than 30 minutes.
Maybe it will pull you out of your fear.
We are ready, Mr. Gummer.
Understand, Ms. McKee.
We fly blind. Graboid advantage.
I was not told about the location, Dr. Sims.
We are here.
There are mountains in the east, west, north, and south of us.
Gorge the actual box.
Geographical total isolation. Damn Dejavu!
These are bunkhouses. DARPA Camp.
Hangar around 120 meters in front of us exactly.
Aflac is there.
That's an Aklark!
Make yourself useful, Wingman. Connect the hangar to the hangar.
With what, cup and a rope?
Use walkie-talkies.
Yo, North Star One, this is the Base North Star. Do you hear?
You're with Mac, North Star One. Send your position. Change.
Listen. Turn it off now, okay?
Stop all work and stay inside.
What is this? / A road.
You mean skateboard. Way out.
Avalanche last winter. It's completely impassable.
All of these bases are like open ranges for Graboid.
Wait a minute. You say
we fight in the middle of the zone murder and there is no way out?
Everyone is silent!
Valerie.
I think he left.
No.
It captures the wind from other vibrations.
Someone moves.
or someone.
I can't find Dr. Ferezze in the bunkhouse.
Does the cheese go again?
Oh!
Gosh.
Dr. Ferezze!
Hart, no!
Come back here! Don't go along with idiots.
Dr. Ferezze!
Come back, Dr. Ferezze!
Dr. Ferezze, where are you?
Where not here.
Calm down and think, Dr. Ferezze.
There is no place for you to go!
I took my chances.
Hart! he came.
Dr. Ferezze! Please, don't do this!
Don't turn on the car!
Please! / Adies amigo.
Dr. Ferezze!
Damn!
Damn, I can't shoot!
Dr. Ferezze!
Sign in! Everyone, now! Come on!
Damn this is real!
I can't believe what I have done Dr. Ferezze.
They just came out of hibernation and based on their body mass index,
they need to eat a lot.
How much is there? / Can not be known
without monitoring my seismic vibration.
We can't stay here.
Understand. We have weapons, but is not enough for these kids.
The bigger the problem, the bigger the hammer.
What do you think?
There are some dynamites in the hangar.
Gasoline, equipment, banger, opportunity and end.
There is quite a lot for MacGyver, bombs that we can insert into their throats!
Sounds like that is our FOB.
One problem.
Hangar has a compact rock-chip floor.
Oh come on, man. They will be like
Sand sharks tossed around for apples.
Yes, and we will be Granny Smith.
This floor is 1.2 meters above ground,
supported by steel substructure.
Those things won't be able to drop this place.
Yeah, but it's only a matter of time
before they come through our floor and lunch.
I have an idea. The generator is in the hangar, right?
Yeah. 3 phase power, 63-amp cable.
According to this blueprint,
Hangar has a deep foundation.
Yes, steel caissons go straight to bedrock.
Drilled itself.
Do you think you can reset the power to the steel caissons?
Do you say what I think?
What do you think I say?
I think you said we took milliamps doses
go directly to groundwater and create a kind of
Underground electric fence. / Exactly.
That's what I said you were thinking. Can you do it?
I do more and a little more.
Yeah. But if it doesn't work we die.
So what, Burt? Have you ever nailed Jell-O to the wall?
I'm not sure it's relevant.
That is relevant because I do it.
And guess? Jam.
Do you know why? Because everyone people say I can't.
Good, I understand!
And we have a plan. We will go to the hangar.
Two teams. Travis, you, and Dr. Sims.
Swackhamer, you are with me.
Wingman, we need diversion!
I come along.
I pretend not to hear you leave me
because I came hunting for this worm.
Deer hunter, huh? Can you bang on your short arm?
A piece of cake. Zero for distance or dangerous games?
Do you think? / Stupid question.
Objection if I change that to the point of impact that I like?
Father and I always focus our attention at a height of 2.5 inches at 100 meters.
Well, whatever floats your boat.
You're overwatch. Take the Vargas and get on the roof.
OK.
And hold on tight, huh? He will kick!
Get you.
Pistol or Vargas?
Do you feel like something, old man?
I'm fine.
You must be ready.
OK. You're ready, Dr. Sims?
Oh, shit. See. What the cat dragged.
Oh good. Youre here. / Mr. Cutts.
I just lost my science in hot springs.
You just above your head and have to kick the ball, huh?
Your trial went berserk.
My trial?
What, you think I'm controlling this.
Yes, but of course you are. Your psycho test recommends that much.
Do you profile me?
Sorry to disappoint you, but this is not the island of Dr. Moreau.
I'm not some kind of ethical rubbish on foot.
My mission here is higher than that.
Oh yeah. Isn't DARPA working in the carriage?
There is no bio-engineering, maybe is a bit of a combination of the Graboid gene?
You know, that's a good idea. But bio-weapons are not mine.
I'm here with the engineering team
to assess groundwater purity
and designing aquifers to move them out of the Arctic to civilization.
It's about water?
Water is new oil, and as you can see
Arctic is abundant now.
It only takes one of those creatures
less than a minute kill my best scientist.
Don't move!
He is under the floor.
Don't move.
Shh!
Let me unpack.
OK.
Shoot at will!
Yes!
Help me!
Here!
Help me!
OK. Let's slide and shoot!
What about us?
Find a high and sturdy land,
and whatever you do, don't move!
North Star One to North Star Hangar.
We come your way. Change.
Roger, Mr. Gummer.
Sounds like you step there.
Agree. It's time to dig, work together. Change.
Is this a hunting party?
Of course there is no horse show!
Okay, listen. I will take him away from here.
When I do it, run!
Yes!
Like a dog gets bone!
Bio-mechanics are very sexy!
To hangar!
Come on!
He is coming! three o'clock direction!
Oh, damn it! Not others!
Truck!
Swackhamer, wake up! / Yes
Come on! Get on the truck!
Come on!
He pulled my pants!
So release your pants!
100% not!
Remove your pants, Rita! / No!
Release now, damn it! / No!
Why? / I don't wear underwear!
You command in the Arctic?
I don't wear underwear.
Very restrictive
I think I like that! / Yes?
Hey, Hart? / Yes?
How many energy drinks do you drink today?
Six, maybe seven.
I mean, it can be eight.
Get ready to run, Wingman.
We are executing transfer tactics 2.
Okay, Hart. Time to take one for the team.
Free your desire and let the big dog eat.
Really? Do you want me to drop trou?
Don't question my orders!
Now, you take the stick discount and let it dance!
Good. Don't see anyone.
Friend! We have bigger worms to worry about!
Get ready to move!
The child gets the toy.
Shoot at will!
It's better today! / I'll try!
Oh come on! If you urinate like a puppy, stay on the terrace.
I'm not a puppy, Mr. Gummer. I told you that.
Will build a ship!
We are clear to the hangar. Go!
This! Take this!
Bad news, Val. 11 o'clock direction!
That means there are two Graboid.
Yeah, two lives. One dead.
Burt, do you hear? Change
Are you there? Change
Burt?
Enter, Wingman.
Are you okay?
Why not?
We are fighting against the Graboid doomsday
with a group of unknown people!
Don't worry me!
Stay on mission.
We must get one from those worms!
Beware! This is heading towards you!
Enter from the drill tower.
Say a prayer, I will flip the button on this little cucaracha
One! Two!
Three!
Damn!
Beware!
Success. This works!
Cannot be passed.
I told you I've done more with less!
Come on! Whoo! Yes!
How are you out there, Burt?
Talk to me.
Burt, are you still alive?
You never give up on anything, old man.
Not now!
Your father is exhausted, Travis.
He can't die. Not now. Not with me.
This is the second neuro-muscular attack.
Come on, Travis.
Thinking.
Okay, listen. We caught one of them right?
How do we get what we need?
There must be a glandular pouch in the throat.
It looks like Sally is testing our underground fence.
Who is Sally?
You named it?
A former.
Sally Soulsmasher.
He is a prostitute and a human eater
which is used to paste the nose on those who don't own it.
Everything is fine out there?
Okay, sir. Just lock the gate. Everything is fine.
Stop moving, idiot.
It comes to the floor!
Wingman?
Wingman, are you there?
Burt. How do you feel?
Like a butcher dog.
I come in your way, Wingman!
Come on guys. Let's work.
Swackhamer, make the bomb.
Look, Burt. / We must destroy this demon!
No. We caught it! / We don't catch it. We kill!
Even if it kills you? / This isn't about me.
Yeah! / No if we are still have Graboids out there.
Come on, Burt. I just knew you.
I don't want to see you die.
I will die when I say I'm dead!
That's not how it works!
Finally I checked, you didn't give the order here.
Oh, I do it now.
You never answer my question.
Where did you get HK91.
Heather.
My wife.
Former wife, Burt.
Who gave you rights to interfere with my business?
Hey! I am the result of one of your affairs, remember?
Bullshit!
You don't associate and pull me into this conversation!
I guess I touched the thermostat.
Do you want to die? Hah? Yes?
Stop being stubborn.
Damn!
What are you?
Are you saying hooking and being shaken up?
Damn Burt, you're a genius.
Hey, Mac. How are our planes?
Well, a few more screws.
Everyone listens.
I think I have a way to catch one of them!
What is that?
Seismic alarm.
We set automatic core drilling samples for today, remember?
That damn drilling tower like a Graboid cat.
The cat takes bait.
We have to turn it off before Hart becomes roast meat!
The timer panel is attached to the drill tower.
Okay, if we can't turn it off. We must take Graboid away from Hart.
I turn off the drilling.
You can't go there, Val.
Combat station! Let's make a scene!
Duplicate the voltage this time. I want him to die!
Wait, Hart. I come!
Fast, Val. Number two comes right at you.
Come on! As hard as possible!
Come to Papa!
Swackhamer!
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That will close the carpool lane!
Give me some! Whoo!
Give me some, Burt!
Whoo!
Broken to the wrong hangar isn't it, jerk?
Val, is in front of you!
Come on, Hart. He backed away!
Jump!
Come on!
Okay, don't celebrate in a crowd.
We still have at least one Graboid out there.
Uh, guys.
I hate bad news, but the genie is destroyed!
What does that mean?
There are no more electric fences under the ground.
We have to treat it.
OK. Prepare the plane to fly, and wait for my call.
OK, everyone. I'm straight at the point.
Remaining one. Okay.
What movement is there?
None. Zip.
Zilch. / Mucho tone.
I said we ran there fast. / Yeah
If attacked, I will only damage it.
Uh, please? Here!
Oh shit. Is he alive? I have to do right, right?
It's a good habit to start.
Okay, Rita. You bring Aklark and Burt to treatment.
I don't care for them to live!
Swackhamer, you are with me.
At the count of three, we separate. One, two, three, split up!
Man, I'm happy to see you now! Lower me from here.
Just jump, cock-jerk!
No. Don't jump okay.
But I'll tell you what you can do.
Remove all liens tax Pak Gummer for the past 27 years
and return the house,
and I will make sure you stay are on the side of this tundra.
Yes, whatever. Finish
Uh, no. We haven't finished yet.
We also don't want to pay tax for the rest of our lives.
Federal or state, yes. / Nevada has no state tax.
Yes, there is no federal tax!
That will be difficult to realize.
Uh, hopefully your life is fun! / Okay, okay.
I will do it. / You don't see the stairs, asshole?
Friend! Baby bag.
Hey, candy! If you have a set of balls,
now is the time to use.
Yeah.
He breathes there. The time is for some psy operations.
I will distract Sally Soulsmasher with shock and awe!
Good luck.
This suction, worm!
Come on!
Whoo!
Yeah!
Riding them, cowboys!
Dreadlocks! Oh, yes!
How? Do you like me now?
Oh good. Remove me from here.
Calm down, Burt. / Don't tell me to relax.
It's time to sit down.
Yes, I think you're better off sitting.
Who made you rule? / You.
me? / Yeah. After you get hurt, Burt.
Makes me responsible, you like it or not.
I feel fine.
Tell everyone to be alert and ready.
What are you preparing for?
Ready to save you!
Capturing Graboid! Okay.
You might try taking black from the crow.
When you do it, why don't you tell the rain not to stop?
I'm your only shot.
you? / Yes, I'm Burt! I!
Your job is to maintain my inheritance!
My job is to make the last defense against this Arctic Graboids.
You can't stand, Colonel Custer!
Retreat! / This is not yours!
Cold. Hands are dead, is that Burt?
What's wrong with you?
I try to save you here. You're a stubborn old man.
You're outrageous!
This fight is done with you.
Yeah, I'm not done with that yet!
Yes you.
Never again I'm without weapons.
This.
You get your true love again.
I don't think blood is thicker than ammo, Burt?
Yeah.
If you have Ass Blasters, you have Graboids.
That's right, man.
This is FOB. PRAYER.
My ball is in the Guinness Book of Balls!
Runs well!
Yes, that sounds like that.
Are you ready?
This looks good for you.
I think big boys are still out there sleeping.
I hope he's the only one.
When you are pressed, you have to swim right?
Hey, Swackhamer. Damn report?
A little more!
Travis, this plan
very crazy, huh?
It's like nailing Jell-O to a wall.
Yeah bro.
This is Mac. I will go up five!
Take me back to my fortune.
Hopefully the old girl can handle the burden.
Don't worry. Come on, this is pure rescue mission!
When the fish lives, you want me to work hard and do wingover, huh?
Agree. We will use the momentum of the bitch to land it.
Okay, Aklark. Your turn.
Let it remain stable. We don't want to wake the animal.
Friend!
Shh!
Let's fishing.
Okay, Valerie. Are you ready to drop one of these bad boys?
I'm very ready.
Alright!
When I'm in position, swing the swing.
I associate the fishing rod.
Okay, Val. Ready. Already up.
300 meters approaching!
100 meters approaching. / Okay, move.
Okay, Mac. Take him in.
Oh shit.
Associate!
Oh shit!
Release!
What is it now?
Fine, listen. Absolutely no weapons, okay?
We don't want to kill him. We want him to live.
We will be parents in this school.
Shirt against skin, okay?
Stick 3 iron? / That's the best I got.
OK.
Let's spell the worm!
OK.
Good.
Whoa.
Come on.
He can! Come on, kid!
Oh man!
Guys, good business.
Uh, Swackhamer. You can.
Come on, Swackhamer. / Whoo! Okay.
You can, friend. / You can!
Retreat! Throw away!
Tap, fat guy.
Take Aklark! It's all yours!
Don't be afraid.
That can smell your fear!
Make him sushi! / Come on!
Yeah!
Amateur!
Wow! I don't need to see it!
What's good for Graboid, it's good for Gummer.
Good.
Ugh!
That's uncomfortable.
You're rummaging through my throat with a big needle,
I will be angry!
Dude, you need Tic Tac.
Disgusting.
Oh, it smells foul.
They have to name it Deep Throat.
Disgusting.
At least the gland is not in the prostate!
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Sorry, Travis.
That's it?
There must be something you can do.
That's not how to treat HK91!
Sorry, Burt.
That won't happen again.
Oh
With all due respect, soldier. You need to take a shower.
What is a commotion?
How can you not die? You never die.
Pak Gummer. / Yes, Sir.
Nice to see you and them.
Now, give me great fun to entertain you
with federal tax release your permanent, forever
and deed for your property.
Signed, sealed.
And delivered.
You are too good. / You are right.
This species will make incredible bio weapons.
When it comes to Graboids. I'm rarely wrong, Mr. Cutts.
Mmm-hmm. With the right implants,
Can be a bunker for the authorities and the state.
What do you think?
I'm right about you all this time.
You and your DARPA henchman. You flocks of evil ineptoids!
What is it, Mr. Gummer?
That's the trigger.
And I'm the finger.
Look, I don't know what you are doing,
but I suggest, don't do it!
Oh
Graboid belongs to the US government!
Hate being buzzkill.
Shoot. Throw it out!
Yes!
Good non-pet graboids, Mr. Cutts.
Tell him, Burt!
Yeah!
Mr. Gummer, my plane is finished and is ready to go.
OK. / Hey,
Good work.
Daddy is right. You are stubborn!
Tell your father I said, "Hey."
Say never drop.
He is not the type of man who likes to drop.
He is more than binding type.
A very good story for is told when returning home.
Tell him I said you better than before.
Thank you, Mr. Gummer.
Call me Burt!
You know, I won't be in the Arctic environment forever?
Six months, I will return to America.
Are you trying to seduce me?
Certainly.
It will never happen.
I think it's possible.
Thank you.
For all.
Travis, what have you learned from me?
Uh, don't trust anyone or anything?
Do you call it a goodbye kiss?
A man carrying a large hole Magnum 44 to fight, not broke at 22.
Brooke dikc? It's sweet.
Oh really? / Yes
Because it really doesn't have any speed or stopping power,
not to mention maximum penetration.
Okay, it's a bit late for normal
weapons-and-ammunition talks, Burt. Okay.
Sad.
Better. / Better?
That is not. 44 Magnum. 357, maybe.
What do you know about kissing?
I know enough not to let go of my weapon unless I'm ready to use it.
It's nice to see you back as before, Burt.
What will you say, if we go home and sunbathe.
Sounds like perfection, Pops.
Pops.