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♪ ♪
Edgar Wright: Stage 13 of the Tour de France,
is very possible the hardest climb
of all races
But one driver, JuJu Peppi from Italy,
is really burning this mountain...
(heart pounding) .. approach the summit of the Pyrenees
minutes in front of the pack.
He practically dances on the pedals
when he explodes past other drivers,
shows no sign of fatigue
Jon Hamm (tells): Tour de France, crème de la crème of cycling.
At some point during a three-week race,
half the world will listen
With 3.5 billion viewers, it is far and far away
the most watched sporting event on Earth,
but maybe also the most controversial
Wright: JuJu opened an impressive guide
with its speed record.
JuJu now lightens itself,
it is something that is actually done by cyclists,
and he makes a mess
as he continues to burn the mountain slope
(Heart pounding) Incredible! JuJu Peppi's legs pump themselves,
pushes his body to the absolute limit!
(shouting) How did he do this?
(heart beats faster)
Hamm: And then... (heart rate stops)
... JuJu Peppi & apos; s heart explodes.
♪ ♪
Wright: here it is! He slips into to go down.
Nobody knows he's dead
around 12 kilometers.
Wright: Look at that shape!
He is completely silent for wind resistance optimal!
Hamm: He died... with his penis coming out
At autopsy, they knew
JuJu is on EPO and cocaine. </ P>
Also, some insulin and anabolic steroids,
Oxabolone and Nandrolone. </ P>
Number of traces of from Norethandrolone and Furazabol.
They even found some heroin in the system.
There also Letrozole and Cyclazadone,
some estrogens receptor modulators,
Raloxifene and Tamoxifen -
possible to ward off breast growth
Lots of Oxycodone in the blood,
Phentermine too. </ P>
Orthetamine, Bunolol, and Labetalol. </ P>
Plus he had apparently huffed ethanol
and was taken some MDA.
He had smoked clearly some crystal meth /> and / or crack,
and there is a hormone from the testicle of the monkey
that he has been cooking into the broth he drinks.
He also apparently already ate
at least one sandwich from Arby & apos; s
(cheers) Hamm: JuJu Peppi gave himself a very large edge
in 1982 Tour de France with performance enhancing drugs
Humans: Oh my God! (crashes)
(people scream) Man: What is this? Jesus Christ!
Hamm: But he's far from that year alone.
In what has now become known as a Tour de Pharmacy,
Athletes take drug abuse to levels that have never been seen before or afterwards,
create supermen in Superman spandex,
try to traverse 2,179 miles
and some other the most dangerous mountains on this planet
But how are you doing? bicycle race story,
stories of 170 extreme personalities
all race for common goals?
You might be able , but it will take a long time.
Luckily, we only need to know five stories from them.
(the bike that runs past it)
(bicycle bell rings)
♪ ♪
Rex Honeycut: Now, the atmosphere is positive for electricity
as the city of Basel has gathered to say hello
the racers who come from all over the world.
Here it is now, arrived all the way from the United States,
Slim Robinson > Hey. </ P>
Hi, slim WELCOME. </ P>
Slim Robinson is royalty sports
Uncle Jackie Robinson , who, of course,
is the first black person in professional baseball
And throughout His life, Slim superior in various sports,
but obviously fighting to stand like his uncle,
because he doesn't the only black athlete...
until he finds cycling,
which is very white.
And that make him happy, because it is the last sport
where he can break the color line
My uncle first black something.
I want to be the first black something too
The first one until now do it, baby Seduce!
Slim Robinson!
Seeing the others Black men on the bike too
a big deal for me, you know
So, a lot of people think of me as a boxer,
but what they really don't know is that I like bicycles.
(Video games playing music) When I was little,
I got a Schwinn bicycle, and, man, I'll ride
the bike out of the way New York City.
But someday My bike was stolen
(engine rotation)
(lamentation)
When I finally found out who stole my bike,
>
I beat that bullshit out of the boy, man
And I realized, "Hey,
I am a better fighter than I am a cyclist. "
And that's how it is I become a boxer.
(the bell rings)
My whole life, people have referred
to me as his nephew from Jackie Robinson
But I think after what I did here today,
Very? You think that people will start
to call Jackie Robinson "Uncle Slim"?
Right. Yes. I disagree
Hamm: But what no one knows is that the color barrier
won't the only barrier falls that year
Because I'm a woman,
everyone thinks I can't do anything a man can do it
"How can you ride? without dick and ball?
How can you ride? bike with. ..
how are you? You say "pussy."
So, this is why I did it disguised as a human.
Honeycut: Adrian Baton, A great French mystery. </ P>
Menjadi Tur pertama Anda, apakah kamu bingung dengan apapun?
- Shaving your legs.
I've never done this before,
so this is the first, uh... (scoffing)
I'm a man, you're a man. We don't shave our legs.
Right, but as a cyclist, it's important, not ?
But that's weird.
This is the first time I speak in public as a man...
Someone smells lila. < br /> Is that him
very lilac and very hot
Ho, ho, ho, ho, What a hot girl.
... and I think I nailed it
Hamm: There are still other first experiences on the tour & 82;
including appearance from Marty Hass,
the first time African cyclist
Marty Hass. Marty Hass. Africa! What's wrong, Africa?
Feeling strong, ready to race Seduce !
Marty: Oh, I - I'm just, uh,
psyched, psyched, psyched to be there ,
you know, represents Nigeria
and all mine Nigerian brothers and chicks.
Marty's father is a diamond mine
near the Nigerian capital... (boy giggling)
... where did he go for all Americans private schools.
He rarely deals with real Nigerians.
At a young age, Marty founded himself as the best cyclist in the country,
because everyone else on bicycles made of wood.
But with a serious tone, Rex,
it's really an honor to be here to represent Africa,
because - I don't know If you know this, but Africa
really passing some very weak things.
Right. For example, often, it will get warm enough there
On here, in Nigeria, We hate Marty Hass.
Marty Hass will do it walk to a bar,
then he will go to jukebox
and wear Bob Marley, "Legend,"
and shout, "African music!"
Jamaica is not in Africa.
Well, it looks like very, very proud of from your homeland
Indeed I you know, I miss it.
Being here in France, I miss returning home,
and... I bless the rain get off in Africa
Right, right, like the song
Oh, I'm no stranger with that.
This is the lyrics to the Toto song, "Africa."
Uh, I'm no stranger to with that.
But anyway, it will take a lot...
Second: Dragging me away from you
From you. That's what I'll say! Should we do it in harmony? </ P>
That's very strange. I will say,
"Pull me stay away from you, from this great interview. "
True Africans don't like that song," Africa. "
That's why he is lying.
p>
You've seen dudes in the Toto band?
Hamm: There are an "honor among thieves" code on cycling,
and openly discuss their use from performance-enhancing drugs
it's certainly forbidden.
But we found one former cyclist
who was brave enough to speak frankly
under the guise of anonymity.
(distorted voice)
I'm standing here with legendary Gustav Ditters.
You look like you will bring
a few extra pounds on the motorcycle this year. </ P>
Yes. Here's what happened When you practice super hard,
on a bicycle. </ P>
Honeycut: Well, it's quite impressive. </ P>
It seems like almost You can play real sports
(laugh)
♪ ♪
Ditters: Everyone cheats.
Everyone... except me.
Honeycut: I will > have to work
extra hard to follow with you out there
Right, You heard it.
This year, I going on a motorcycle, riding with a rider,
doing my interview during the race,
that if I don't faint immediately
What do you think about that, Gustav? Damn, buddy.
(distorted voice)
(buzzing phone)
Hamm: 1982 Tour de France is the most eccentric bicycle race
in cycling history, largely due to the fact
almost every rider In the race it's doping,
almost 170 of them.
The reason is that every driver is using drugs in the race & apos; 82
must do with the fact the credit card
introduced to Finland the previous year
KultaBank issued the first Finnish credit card,
and they announced it with a strange < br /> commercial.
(acoustic guitar playing music) (singing birds)
(sighing)
(speaking language Finland, panting
(gloomy music drama)
(playing cheerful music)
(panting)
>
(groans)
(the announcer speaks Finnish) (sighs)
Yes, this is a confusing advertisement
for a dozen reasons the least.
And what did he pay? Spilling milk?
We saw him spilling milk, So why did he drink milk? in the next scene?
You will see that woman does not climax,
which means that debt has not been paid,
and may never. ( chuckles) Right, guys?
Sorry, I just realized most women crews.
I'm not good at oral sex.
Hamm: Cunnilingus discipline displayed in advertisements
is certainly not his job of explaining credit cards for Finnish people. </ P>
and this includes /> former president
of UCI, Klerken Ditmer.
Well, the UCI is responsible for
of testing all riders for doping,
and the person in charge That's a serious credit card problem
I'll see something, like a cool car
a cool horse, or something like this,
and - and I'll leave it this magical piece of plastic
and they will give me cool things
After three months, Ditmer owes
almost $ 16 million US to KultaBank
Because it is indeed in this huge debt,
Ditmer sends every driver a note saying
if they pay $ 50,000,
p>
they don't want to get drug-tested that year.
Ditmer: "Hey, if you don't want to be tested for drugs, </ p >
"in the amount of US $ 50,000 US
" and you won't. Thank you, Ditmer.
"PS, if you know anyone about this,
I will kill you !! "
(chuckles) Stupid.
Wright: And here it is! </ P>
1982 Tour de France has officially begun! </ P>
People come out flying by bicycle! Man, I want to be /> on a very bad bike
(Armstrong speaks, distorts)
(door opens)
(human talking)
( man 2 talking)
(Armstrong speaks)
Hamm: First day, 207 kilometers from Basel to Mohlin,
above and above some the most amazing hills in the world
The tranquil scenery really juxtaposed
for ugliness will occur.
Wright: The rider still holds tight in the peloton.
JuJu Peppi is no surprise on the front of the pack.
And it looks like we have a beautiful fan in front!
Hey, hey, bella senora! (echo)
Wright: And JuJu goes in to grope and loses balance!
Can he stay up late? Oh no! Oh no!
JuJu loses his balance! He falls!
This is a terrible accident! (crashing)
(man groaning ) Yay!
Wright: People start to stand up,
which is a good sign Is-not my fault!
I lost sight of the way! Man: Hey, JuJu!
People: Whoa!
(distorted sound)
Hamm: Jabin Dolchey is known for two things:
The battle and her clothes what she claims is made
from high-tech textured < br /> material he calls Spanlon.
Jabin Dolchey! Speed of competition!
He is a strange bird,
and he looks proud < br /> of what everyone can see
is very small, Erroneous penis.
(distorted sound)
Hamm: punch Jabin starting from the most massive fights in Tour history
Honeycut: Well, this is just terrible. (all screaming)
These people really try to tear each other apart. </ P>
Cyclists are extraordinary athletes
as far as endurance goes,
but a lot of of them fight like little slut
(playing pop music)
Tyson: They have a dance party, and people say it's a fight.
As a boxer, it offends me
And as is with every accident near Switzerland,
a Saint Bernard is first respondent.
It's really peaty.
They tried to hurt with each other,
but I - peaceful people.
It's not that I'm doing something like that.
(shouting, snorting)
Please! No ! No! I beg you!
No! No! Please! I'm naked
( yell) Please put me down!
Everything I do that day,
I defend myself.
Hamm: Party French authorities finally arrived
and put the kibosh on a fight.
The first day was canceled,
but without major injury, the race was expected
to continue the next day,
that's not for the water bottle left behind.
(speaking French)
(click) Ah!
(laugh) Ooh!
(speaking French) Seducing!
(speaking French)
If you take too much amphetamine dose,
they can act as a super strong aphrodisiac.
(speaking French)
No no No. Oui.
(speaking French) no!
No ! No!
No.
(continues to speak French)
(woman speaks French)
(officer speaks French)
When I took a large dose of from amphetamines,
I ended up having sex with -
(humans talking)
so we know what we are dealing with
(humans speak)
so you can see how similar these two drugs are.
Oh, this is from when I do meth.
(humans speak)
Yes.
And all of this for sale
Hamm: In an effort to extinguish media madness,
bottled water is made,
Ditmer Klerken is detained a press conference (reporters shout)
Ditmer, Ditmer. There is a report that you ask each driver
for $ 50,000 if they don't want to be tested for drugs
Is - is that true? Yes, that's true.
I mean, no. < br /> Fuck No, I mean-- no, I mean it's not - not true
Ah fuck! (snorted) Ah.
Now you never will trust me
because I said it's true too
But no, no, no, that - that's not true.
But someone knows if you admit something
like accepting bribes
and you give all the money back , for example,
does that mean that you can defend your work?
Ah! What's crazy hypothetical question
Where did I even appear? with this item
And no one asked me if I cheat on my wife,
because of me. Ah! I'm kidding. (people gasp)
No no. Dirt!
Hamm: And one by one, almost every participant
in the race disqualified to send bribes.
Of the 170 racers who entered, only five did not send checks.
With only five the racer left,
It looks like the Tour will be canceled
I didn't pay Ditmer. What should I do?
But if- a they ended the race, Then what was I punished for?
Why punish me? Look at me.
You put a little coke-a on your nose, damn,
have great sex, get up the next day,
and you like a champion.
No, I will never do that. Are you crazy?
In an unprecedented decision before,
UCI had decided to allow it
Tour de France to continue
with only five cyclists left,
the last five, which I dubbed Fab 5.
You've heard it here first, women and men,
these five drivers will forever be known as The Fab 5.
(bell sound) Hamm: Don't be confused with with the Fab Five,
Michigan basketball team which eventually became much more famous.
(men whispering) Who is that?
( 2 man whispering) That's Chris Webber.
Man: what? Man 2: From False Five Fab
Man: Alright, fuck. Who - why - why did you bring him here
Man 2: I don't know Someone messed up.
Humans: What should we do with this person?
Humans 2: Just wait he goes to the bathroom, < br /> then we all leave.
Wright: Here we are, Stage 2,
Tour de France! This is a 250 kilometer journey </ p >
through flat plains from Basel to Nancy.
♪ ♪
Here it is, Tour de France, two days,
and I ride right next to the racers,
get a spoon directly from the horse's mouth, it can be said.
And no something surprising, This is the leader who leads.
I am very impressed, What a great Rex rider is.
I mean, he was there on the front of the pack
most of the time with that microphone
He rode with the biggest cyclists In the world.
Well, this is only the second day. Don't kill yourself.
Have something else three weeks.
I & apos; m-no suicide.
I-never died, not on a bicycle.
That is a sure thing.
p>
Hamm: And JuJu didn't die that day,
but finally he did it, as you know,
because we showed it < br /> for you at the beginning.
But that day, he stayed and won a yellow jersey,
then celebrated that night with a good massage.
Every night, the muscles that run out
and smooth, tight hamstrings
need deep tissue massage
with the best available oil
and strong fingers.
All of that builds lactic acid finally can ejaculate.
(cyclists groan loudly)
After that, I fainted, < br /> but not before,
I remember, making everyone promised
take turns up in front of
so we all You can draft
You have to drop it a notch out there, JuJu. You're too hard
Marty is right. Only five of us.
Yes, we have to work together,
and all start drafting for each other.
One of the most important cycling elements is composing,
and that's when the cyclists take turns breaking the wind > but everyone behind him spends a little energy.
♪ ♪
Robinson: what the hell, man? We said we would take turns lead.
Yeah, well, it's not my turn
Robinson: It's not my turn too
JuJu, you lead.
I like, "Dudes, What happened to the plan?"
You know, nobody wants to do work
Everyone just slows down.
You know, there is an old saying in Nigeria:
Is there no honor? among blood diamond thief?
I think it's applied in this case.
Apakah tidak ada kehormatan? di antara pencuri berlian darah?
Saya pikir itu diterapkan pada kasus ini.
There is no going up in front, so -
Hamm: more than that seven days,
the rider crawls in all of France,
That's all that can be said, during this section,
The race is boring.
Wright: Here it is, stage nine,
monotone continues. (man yawns)
Wright: Now authorized by an old woman
(distorted voice)
(window curtain rustling, clack)
(human talking)
(man 2 speaks )
(singing birds)
Slim, you've finished amazing work, goes up at the latest today
How are you doing ? with a speed like this?
You know, Rex, riding like this has given me the opportunity to really stop and look around.
Yes, I mean, see where are we
Extraordinary here.
Right. Sure.
Yes so, what's next for you
Whoa, whoa, Who, hold it, Rex.
Hold it. Hold it. Hold it.
♪ ♪
Hey.
That's where I met Fabienne.
Oh.
Yes, excuse me for a moment </ p >
I have to see about something here
Right. (chuckles)
It's Slim Robinson, take a minute
to really enjoy life
I am right understand what Slim does
Sometimes you only need < br /> time-out.
Hamm: But riding a slow one Suddenly ending
when the fan is noisy awakens the giant sleeps
(shouts)
p>
(angrily) What the fuck do you say to me
Today a man tells Gustav I can't go up quickly,
but I can go up very fast. (click camera)
Now I will ask a question. Woman: Gustav!
Gustav , my question is, can you go up fast?
Upset Next question.
Yes, hi. Can you go up quickly ?
Upset Tomorrow I will ride very fast
and prove you are all wrong!
The race starts now! </ p >
Wright: The race starts now.
He really tore the Pyrenees like the man he owned.
Even taking into account /> break the last 10 days,
this performance is from the graph!
I don't know what entered this person
Hamm: No one knows what happened to Gustav Ditters that day,
But many are suspected of something is literally. </ P>
Setting records is the standard protocol for the Tour de France,
but when you unpack and burn a mountain
with the most speed runner reaches on flat ground,
suspicion arises (destroys glass)
Hey, come on. How do you beat
a man with drugs if not under the influence of drugs?
Man: wait Do you only admit to use drugs?
(birds singing)
Hamm: JuJu isn't one- the only suspicious one is Gustav's energy has just been discovered.
Monsieur Ditters, we are police!
(speaking French)
not blood. It's not blood.
(laugh)
This is Gatorade. I'll drink now.
Give me Gatorade! (both scream)
Give me blood! Give me blood! </ P>
(shout) (shout)
Hamm: Blood doping Most people are familiar with the term,
but how exactly do work?
To understand doping, we must first understand
its function from red blood cells
♪ ♪ (click the film projector)
(all chattering) (whistle tweets)
Hi, I'm a red blood cell,
and that's the most common type of blood cells in the body You. </ P>
That's right, my son! </ P>
Our work might be the most important in the bloodstream. </ P>
We are men of delivery ,
deliver oxygen to all body cells.
We work with other blood cells,
like platelets... . Hey-oh!
... who's the construction guy... Ow!
... and white blood cells, who is the police around here.
He has a gun! What?
(moans) (shortness of breath)
Oh my God! He's dead!
All right, calm down - calm down. We just do our work.
♪ ♪ < br /> Pigs! Pigs!
Let's burn this bastard down!
Kill this white bastard!
No! Don't burn the shop! I'm in your side!
Yes, burn!
Stop! We only attack ourselves!
This is full of AIDS here !
(high pitched tone) Hamm: The animator of the process
is a young Victorian woman named
Initially I an animator for Street Fellow,
but then I was fired from Henson,
because I can't draw fast enough. </ P>
Street Fellow also isn't happy
with my creation from characters Huey Black. </ P>
Heya, Huey! Do you want to play number games
Tutup mulutmu!
However, Gustav Ditters is blood doping,
but it doesn't work you expect it.
Cyclists cyclists get their VO2 < br /> max level up,
So according to Gustav, "Why not add red blood cells
" from that creature with that highest VO2 max level
in the world? " A cheetah.
Just because I have cheetah blood doesn't make me cheetah!
(humans speak)
Cheetah. If I have the blood of cheetahs inside me,
I'm not a cheetah, yes
I have never a cheetah.
UCI should understand that
If you enter cheetah blood into you, it won't make you a cheetah.
(humans speak)
What do you have problems with?
How do I say cheetah or how do I say "cheat-ah"?
Hamm: Whether it's effective or not,
Gustav does add a foreign substance to his body
And to do so, he disqualified as cheetah
(roaring)
And the next day, the field narrowed down
when JuJu Peppi took Dropping from a cliff. </ P>
Humans: Damn! (crashes)
Woman: Oh man! Man 2: This rips his penis! </ P>
Anesthetic person Yes. They risk their lives,
but you know, this is a sport </ p >
with hundreds of of dollars on the phone,
and dozens of fans.
... the stakes are medium!
Hamm: In stage 14, Marty and Adrian are
the only drivers left in the race.
Slim Robinson still back on the outskirts of Marsan.
I like it here. Stopping the race
is the best decision I've made
(humans talking)
Just working farming with Fabienne.
We produce milk here-- milk, yogurt and cheese. </ p >
You know, I like to take care of the soil, milking cows,
fucking crap get out of Fabienne
That's all very suitable for me.
(humans talk)
I still ride bikes every day,
only now is to deliver Our milk
Only thing that I race now our milk expiration date
(chuckles, speaking French)
It should be noted, though, I might be
first black French dairy farmers
Number one, dear
♪ ♪ Hamm: So, without Marty's knowledge,
he found himself in cycling first < br /> sex battle.
That just to - for both of us,
real competitive,
uh, then something strange happened.
I started to notice, like, Little things about him,
and started feeling, like, "I want to get it to know it better,"
or something like that, and that's weird,
Because I should have done it focused on winning.
Wright: And I have to say, Marty and Adrian,
really seems to enjoy each other companies out there
I thought maybe Marty knew I was a woman somewhere deep inside her.
Wright: And here it is. It looks like we finally /> get a race
No, they pull out to take a break
What is this?
If I don't know that he is him
before we go Behind that wall,
Geez, I'm sure to do it afterwards.
Baton: Oh yeah. Dear God. Oui! Hass: Oh yeah
(snorting in unison)
Baton: Oh man
Oui!
Most hard-core cyclists know
it's cycling found
so men can make love on the hill.
I promise to keep the secret
only between us,
and thus, I became something from a gay icon
Marty and Adrian became the first open to gay athletes,
while simultaneously in heterosexual relationships.
Hamm: Their romantic performances
are well documented.
most beautiful covered by French news channels.
The way the French people close their sports very beautiful event
I will watch French Sports all the time
just for a bit brainstorming a new way shoot something
(playing romantic music)
(Baton speaks French)
(grunts) Hey!
(Baton speaks French)
Abrams: French coverage 2 from the 1982 Tour de France,
Not only that snippet impressive
for the news team to catch.
I call it groundbreaking recording for movies, periods.
This is not /> a new wave of France.
This is French news waves
Don't put it in a movie That, um... </ p >
This is too good from a line. I want to do it right.
This is not a new wave of France.
It was once French news waves
That's it.
(Delibes & apos; "Duet Flowers" playing)
We tie the rope for our bikes </ p >
so... there will be no winners
and there no one will lose
We will always be together
Well, to see Marty in leading
and love makes me very angry, </ p >
because I hate Marty Hass.
Sana. You speak about Marty Hass?
Yes. Fuck Marty Hass! </ P>
Fuck Marty Hass! Fuck him! Fuck him! </ P>
Stage 19. Only two days left
p>
and the Tour's interest in has shrunk to almost nothing.
There are no spectators street lines
Passing the car for sure <br There is no indication that any event type is in progress.
Actually, at this point, I don't know why we are even here
I'm just a man on a bicycle following a homosexual couple
Hamm: And there's nothing surprising,
Marty and Adrian share the yellow jersey that day.
(applause, applause)
(Armstrong speaks, distorted)
Here we are, initially from late 1982 Tour de France,
ride 187 kilometers from Fontenay-sous-Bois
to the finish line on the Champs-Elysees.
Sorry for a moment. Just get the word < br /> from home office
Yes?
And anytime you think it's over,
there is some bullshit that going down.
That's crazy Now, there's something interesting new developments in the race.
UCI just told me
Technically, because I've gone up every stage of the race
and have to register as a cyclist to take my bike on the road,
I qualify to win this thing
Both: what And I think I just might
(shouts) (clack bikes)
(dramatic music drama)
Wright: A perfect backflip from Rex!
Whoa!
Wright: And that's a matching pair tail whip
from lovebird bird. Whoa-ho!
And it appears Adrian now doesn't know anything rope for some reason.
No! Adrian, what are you doing? (panting)
That's one- the only way, Marty.
We can do this together. No, you do it for us, Marty.
I love you. Je & apos; aime
No! Adrian!
Je & apos; aime!
♪ ♪
I'm not afraid When I met Rex ,
because my heart is just so full,
full of love for Marty.
I can't feel anything else.
Actually, I can feel it nothing at all,
because I'm also in...
very much... Oxycodone.
♪ ♪
Whoa! Dude is a girl!
(whimpers) Wright: Adrian Baton is, Actually, a woman.
Well, that moment really set the basis
for the whole genre of cross-dressing sports films -
Only one of the people, No one is perfect,
Ladybug, Juwanna Ma-- Juwanna Mann
I think, one of the best films.
This is arguably the best movie
Wright: And that's not all.
It appears Rex Honeycut is riding
with the engine on his bike.
I guess that explains
> how does he continue with the pro.
Hamm: Only Marty, alone, head to Paris
Marty: That - it's heartbreaking < br /> to try to do it yourself,
Otherwise the sacrifice will not be in vain
Africans will win Tour de France!
And for a moment...
I love Marty Hass.
♪ ♪
(cheering)
Wright: And here's Marty Hass approaching the finish line
Wait! What is this? Women and men,
Slim Robinson is back!
Although living on the farm is perfect,
I can't bike outside my head.
(shouting) Wright: Slim moves with incredible speed
in his car! He was taken to Marty!
But now Marty gives a strong boost!
Women and men,
we enter to finish the extraordinary!
They're really necks and neck now!
Getting closer! Increasingly close!
This is one for a notebook!
And the winner is...
(calm) Robinson Slim with a long shot.
It looks very close from another angle,
but no, it's not close at all
Those who don't focus the lens can really cheat
(appear) (shout)
I'm still emotional when I think about it
I mean, that's how the first black person in the Tour de France,
and I won.
This is the talk the most important blank ever happened!
(cheering) Jackie Robinson's fuck,
and fuck Marty Hass with fake African ass
Guess what else? I can make cheese, yo!
I make good cheese.
Am I happy with blacks ? won the Tour de France?
This is the first one I'm hearing it.
Somehow, Marty Hass
found a way < br /> to fuck us again.
You know, I think it's a bit embarrassing that -
that an African can't win the race
That is the year a very messy to ride a bicycle
Cyclists are hunks
I still really don't like watching cycling
With body parts above an alien
and downstairs from a horse
What really made me invested in the Tour & apos; 82 > is a character
With only five people, you really need to know each of them.
You really care > It's just super strong character development,
and everything, like, really played,
like, right written script well
I won the Tour de France,
and I did it without anything but my own blood,
sweat, and tears, and extra blood!
(humans talk) Oh shit.
♪ ♪ Hass: It was a difficult day.
Lost the race, lost my girl,
and I haven't seen Adrian since.
No, I never, uh... I never saw Marty again.
Um, I hit Rex
was considered murder,
Since he died, you know?
And for this, I accept... 35 years in prison,
be... (chuckles)
That's worth it... (close the door)
... because I did it what should I do
I proved that a woman Can cheat while cycling and anyone.
(distorted voice) ♪ ♪
That's something for people to think of
from this man anonymous
(playing rock music)
My parents bought me bicycles from the van,
But they don't know the bike stolen
And someday, I just ride to school,
and then I start live shit
beat me (shard bend)
And that's how it's like in Africa.
Like, sometimes they will run out > Nerds candy
Have you ever what it was? I like, "Where's my nerdy?
Where is my nerdy?" > Honeycut: Nerds disadvantages in Africa? </ P>
Right. Yes, because they have to send them in,
and I'm like, "Daddy!
Where's my Nerd?"
I'm not a milkman. I'm a cyclist.
You don't take this motorbike You tell Uncle Slim
Slim is back on the Tour! </ P>
Fabienne: Who is that? </ P>
Jackie fucking Robinson! (bottle of clink)
Great news in the Tour de France,
a fight has broken out, < br /> and not surprisingly,
Austrian strange muscles Gustav Ditters is in the middle.
Here it is some footage from him grab Jabin Dolchey.
He uses Jabin & apos; s feet packing
to kick other riders in advance.
Amazing . I'm Mick Porterhouse and-- (sniffs loudly) Woo!
Oh no! My legs are getting even more unsteady, man!
Hey, hey, hey. Slow, man. He can't take that.
Take it easy! I thought I'd take refuge my stomach!
Just go, Marty! Go up the waves! That doesn't help, Slim!
Call my father Basta!
Call my father, man! Call him a father!
(shout in French)
After that...
I shook the trifecta, and I fainted. </ P>
Man: Oh, cool, yeah. (keep talking)
Oh, that's when, um, vomit and nonsense and semen at the same time.
(humans speak)
What is a basketball player? looks like?
p>
We don't have it in Napa.
That's a basketball player?
It makes me even more hornier than the picture of a cyclist.
(human speaking)
Oh my damn, he's fine!
What's up with in his shorts?
That's all a shocking moment from the television
That's fierce and full of electricity.
That... felicity.
(distorted sound)
(human talking)
When did you < br /> crazy people
responsible from the Tour de France,
crazy things will happen
That is Perten Ditmer. Is that "perten"? </ P>
That is Ditman Kirkman. </ P>
That is Ditmar Perper. (sighs)
I mean, how are you doing? < br /> do you mention this person's name? What is his name again?
That is Ditman Klerker. That is Ditman Klerken.
That is Ditmar Klerken. Klirken Director.
Ditman Klerker - Klerken. Klerken Director.
Ditman Klerker. Klerken Director . Do I understand
Klerken's Ditmen. Klerken's Director.
That's the name, okay. But he's crazy. </ p >
♪ ♪
Well, the Tour is over. (scoffs)
It's time to kill yourself. (chuckles)
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