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... when a young man named Ethan became an orphan. Wechat: NEXIABET Whatsapp: +66944385708
Both of his parents died tragically.
For him, Christmas sang his song of death.
When he sat alone on Christmas Eve...
... his friends came and invited him to leave.
They invite Ethan to forget about his sadness...
... so they go to the bar and make him drunk.
With tears and sadness they begin to comfort him.
Then they say:
Don't cry anymore. This sadness must end.
Christmas is about family, but now it's about friends.
It starts to become a new tradition.
They celebrate Christmas with having fun as a mission.
Who is the greatest at Christmas?
Open it. "The Smallest Penis in the World"
You already know.
Boom! / What is this?
That object can store 100 songs at a time.
I have Dave Matthews's latest song.
Ricky Martin. Oh! / The man is gay.
They understand each other, do all kinds of things.
They drink lots of alcohol, then make a scene.
Turn on.
Aah!
Then one night was very important in 2008...
... they realize that Christmas can be more lively.
That night at the bar, they see a little view.
A herd of jealous seekers who appear to have had fun.
And there is a woman who is so beautiful.
They ventured to call.
Excuse me. / Ethan said.
And he turned with fear.
Where did you party from tonight?
From a place that cannot be expressed in words...
... with so many drinks for everyone.
And so many drugs, unexpectedly I can survive.
What...
Ask Ethan.
... the name of the party?
Have you not heard?
That Nutcracker Ball.
They ask there here, but don't find it.
Where is this amazing and awesome party?
Even though year after year they try to find and fail...
... they are never tired, they never give up.
But over time, pleasure decreases.
One friend has a family, the other has fame.
Years passed, his friends became adults.
While our friend Ethan seems he is a little stuck.
"Christmas Eve This Year."
How are you, friend? Do not want?
OK. Do you want this?
No thanks.
Keep moving. Good like that.
Good.
Wait. No, no. What are you doing?
No one wants to eat this tuna, so I guess... / No. You can't make...
... executive decision, Elf (fairy).
How old are you?
Thirty-three. / Thirty-three. 33 years, and you're an elf.
You don't even know how to be an elf. Show elf facial expressions.
Eh...
It's happy. It desires. Strange.
More fantasy. Very cheerful.
That's it! That! / This was indeed.
That's why you come back here with a full tray.
I will move you to care coat. This is your last chance.
During this event, I want to see the elf's facial expression.
Good. / Start now.
Go.
These two become one. No, you have to take the ticket.
Hi. Alone, sir?
Good. This is your ticket. Please do not omit.
This coat is very expensive, so please take good care.
Of course, sir.
This, ticket. OK, this one.
Yes. Nice.
Hi. Merry Christmas, sir.
Hey, what are you doing?
What? No.
I'm back soon. / No, where are you going? / I'm sick.
Whoa!
PREVIOUS NIGHT
Congratulations. You will get the best night in your life.
You will reap valuable lessons, filled with Christmas spirit...
... and maybe make love.
We will notify the location our party at 10pm.
Merry Christmas.
I know, Mom. Forgive me. But I must stay here and work hard.
I think how do I get incredible seasons like that?
I also love mom. Merry Christmas.
See you later.
How are you, buddy? How are you? Good to see you. Merry Christmas.
Do you want to take a picture? Come on.
Leave it alone!
If you are not a Christian, what are you doing?
I'm Jewish.
Is that why you look different? / What was that? Repeat again.
You just look funny. / I look funny?
Have you ever watched The Shining? (Illuminati film)
Isaac? / Yes!
What did you tell them? / I'm just talking to your beautiful daughter...
... as if they were adults. In terms of cognitive...
... if you consider them adults, it will make them more curious...
... and open their minds to receive more things.
He will be a great father.
I wish we had children as beautiful as your daughter.
Ow! / I'm sorry. / Dear, let's just help mom in the kitchen.
Are you okay? Do you want to be hugged? / It's fine.
OK.
Gosh, I'm like a fool. No no at all. I'm the worst mother.
I'm horrible. Don't talk like that. What if I screw this up?
Will not. Research shows your maternal instincts...
... very visible in the last month.
I know. Sorry. I'm just nervous. / It's fine. I love you so much.
I love you too.
Bets, see who this is.
Ethan!
Merry Christmas.
Oh my God! You look really big! / No.
You don't know much about pregnant women, & apos; right?
I mean the baby. / No, I really look big.
You look beautiful. The baby might...
... spreading your small body and healthy. / Thank you, it's enough.
Shut up. This is all good. / I don't know what to say.
He looks beautiful.
Do you want to drink? / Of course. / Do you want to drink, honey?
I don't want to drink now.
Really?
Yes. I'm sort of on duty. Must keep myself awake.
But you will drink tonight? - Yes, of course.
Good. That's Chris.
Everyone, see who is coming!
Merry Christmas, blessed Kwanzaa, congratulations Hanukkah!
Hey. How are you doing? / Look at this! Oh, my God!
I don't even know you're pregnant until I see it from the side.
See how small you are! / How good you are to say that.
That's how to talk to pregnant women.
Extraordinary. You experienced the best season of your life.
Congratulations. / Thank you.
I practice in a new way, a new diet, the Paleo diet that I do.
I've heard that. And that works?
That tortures you. But if you see me naked, you will be surprised.
♪ Five gold rings ♪
Throw.
♪ Four birds call ♪
♪ Three French chickens ♪
♪ Two turtle doves ♪
♪ And partridge In a pear tree ♪
Unexpectedly we will do this again this year.
Honestly, I was done with this a few years ago.
We are like those children who don't want to stop playing trick or treat.
Finally they come to your door, you're like, "Eh."
"There's no candy for you." / Yes, nothing. "Go, son."
But here it is. This is the last Christmas. The latter. Correct?
He doesn't matter with this? / Yes, I think. He looks happy now, & right?
I mean, we made he became like this.
We don't help him forget the problem.
From a psychological standpoint, it's not good.
I've made a decision.
For Christmas gifts, I will take care of and educate him.
I will help him eliminate this habit.
This is the conversation that we avoid for 10 years.
I know. Just do it easily.
I'll do it all. / Don't everyone.
♪ And partridge In a pear tree ♪
♪ The eighth... ♪
Have fun.
Take good care of my husband, fine? I like it.
We will take care.
Hey, Bets, tell Diana I say hello.
Yes, no. No, no. Merry Christmas.
See you later.
Congratulations. / Nice to meet you.
The luckiest man in the world. / Sure. See you later.
Can I talk to you for a moment?
We don't exchange prizes now, & no? Right? / No, we do that tomorrow...
... but this one I'm pretty sure you want it.
What is this? / You are already like stone (husband is alert & tough)...
... in all things during this pregnancy.
You're like Dwayne Johnsonku.
Thank you. Now Christmas and we almost have children...
... and you deserve this. Be Merry Christmas.
Is this cologne? / No.
Geez!
These are all types of drugs around the world. / Why did you give this?
You've been so focused on me and the baby...
... and tonight I think you have to focus on yourself.
Go out there, be wild, you know?
Is this cocaine? I've stopped consuming cocaine...
... for 11 years. / Nothing stops.
Extraordinary. Where did you get this?
Craigslist. Do you get it from Craigslist?
Just typing "New York City Drugs" ./ You're very much resourceful.
It's your last Christmas with them, so have fun.
Thank you very much. / Yes. I love you.
This is very good. I'll take my cellphone.
I will go home early./ All right./ I love you.
What?
What is this?
This is Red Bull limousine, buddy.
You now see face and body from Red Bull.
Congratulations, man!
Right? Because this is the last Christmas, I think we can do it luxuriously.
This is what the Christmas spirit means. Rich athletes finally get...
... the company limo he always wants.
Exactly! / I guess too / Come on, come in. You must see this. Come on.
Cool!
This is Red Bull Limo, Friend!
OK.
Hey! How is everyone? This is your friend, C-Rob.
We are in Limo Red Bull. We have Dom P (wine brand),
... Cristal (brand of champagne), Hennessy (brand of alcohol)...
... and we have Red Bull!
I perpetuate this with my cellphone is Sony Xperia Ultra.
Whether it's dark or bright, the picture is still good. Correct?
This is your friend, Chris Rob.
What if greetings!
Greetings! Wow!
And the Internet.
The social media game is crazy. / Laris./ Very popular. / Selling.
Five million people might see that.
Hey, there.
It doesn't mean to bother when you are enjoying themselves behind there.
Good video. I just saw.
Fast too.
My name is Joshua. I'll be...
... your driver provided Red Bull tonight.
First goal: Rockefeller Center, & apos; right?
Thank you, Josh. / Lift the screen. / It's nice to meet you, Josh.
I do two greetings too many fingers.
Yes. We will call you. There he is.
Look at what Betsy gave me.
This is a group of drugs.
We eat a little mushroom to get a little drunk...
.... see lights, all glittering lights.
Let's start with champagne. / Yes, sure. Yes!
Point it out the window! / Oh!
So what, E? How is your life? / My life is good!
Yes? / Yes, man. How is your music situation? Is there a show?
Not a show, it's not sold. People now with their cellphones.
Know what I mean? / Yes.
The thing I'm doing now must be heard from beginning to end.
This is the album concept. / What is the concept?
I still conceptualize that part...
... is this about who you know more than _ anything.
Hey, Merry Christmas. / Berpose !/ Good. OK.
That happens now? / People like C-Rob.
What about Diana? Have you talked to him?
What happened after you broke up? It's a pity that the one left.
It's still over. / It's over. Don't think about that.
It's okay. Not anyone's fault.
Our relationship is only stretched. / Look, we arrived at the Christmas tree!
Why don't we talk about that next time? / What? / Don't now.
Wow.
Gentlemen, 14 years ago this evening , a tradition was born.
That year a damn drunkard crashed into my parents with a car.
So since Christmas, I don't have family to celebrate...
... but you are there for me.
But tonight! Tonight is different.
We agree to decide to end this tradition.
Isaac will have children.
And Chris is too famous for gathering with us again. / Great guy.
But friend, just today I witnessed the reality of the Christmas miracle.
Where did you get that? Is that real? / This is real!
Where did it come from? / Not important! This is a Christmas miracle!
You killed someone for that? / No, I stole this.
That's amazing! It's not playing! / It's a Nutcracker Ball party!
Yes!
So I've contacted the number listed on this ticket.
They don't give addresses until 10 PM.
So we have a few hours...
... to celebrate Christmas traditions as much as possible!
Let's do it.
This will be the best night of our lives!
I'm very happy, man. Cool. / Maybe this will be a new Christmas tradition.
I don't know if we will replace...
... this is with other traditions.
That's just a joke, Isaac. Give me praise.
Obviously, it's a joke. I'm really no problem with that.
Obviously, he's joking. / Definitely. / Lord, I have a sweater.
This is for you. This is for you.
Let's do this! / Ayo./Hey, where did he go?
♪ Who is with you! Who is with you! ♪
♪ And I always know Yes, I always know ♪
♪ Something is wrong ♪
♪ You provide my needs ♪
♪ It's just too long ♪
♪ I am very talented to know I least like ♪
♪ So I guess it's time For us to toast ♪
♪ Let's toast For idiots ♪
♪ Let's toast For a jerk ♪
♪ Let's toast For idiots ♪
♪ Every one of them I know ♪
♪ Let's toast For the bastards ♪
♪ Who has never been on vacation ♪
♪ Honey, I have a plan ♪
♪ Run as fast as you can ♪
The soup comes!
Hey, Thuwan! How are you, man?
Now it's Christmas. Not yet Christmas if you haven't eaten eggs in soup.
This reminds me again. Who are you calling now?
Call Tommy Owens. / Are you calling Tommy Owens?
Who is Tommy Owens? / The best player in the league.
Tommy! / C-Money, how are you guys?
Merry Christmas.
Tell him "hi".
Hennessy! / We will go to Nutcracker Ball.
I have a ticket for my friends. I invite them to...
... party after party, before party, every party.
Congratulations, you often party.
Habits. That's what we do!
Ask him to bring marijuana.
C-Money, while you're on the phone, I hate to ask...
... but can you bring us marijuana?
Yes, I can. Who are you talking to. Come on. This is Chris Money.
I will meet you on Nutcracker Ball.
I will bring half pounds and we will roll.
One. Chris came out. Regards.
How many marijuana do you have? / I don't know. Why don't we check?
Check first.
Someone calls Snoop D-O-double Gezzank...
... because I have a marijuana cigarette.
You only have one stem?
Bets don't know much about drugs. This proportion of drugs is only this much.
Dude, we need to find marijuana again. / Can we not get off track here?
This is not about famous athletes and their rewards.
It's about the three of us. This is our last Christmas together.
This is about a famous athlete and the reward.
We have been playing with for six years...
... and he finally knows who I am. If I can give this marijuana...
... we can smoke with Tommy Owens and hang out with him all night!
I want to smoke with Tommy Owens. / See? He wants to smoke with Tommy.
Good, good.
Where can we get this marijuana? / I mean...
We can contact Mr. Green.
Why are we outside our high school again?
Because he's a dealer drugs and he's suspicious...
... he doesn't want to meet you except he met you there before.
Whether it's in our high school or at home this man's mother.
That won't happen. / I know. So here.
Gosh. Is that you?
Not mine.
No. Oh, my goodness. Her voice from there before.
They still make it? / Don't touch. People wipe their butt with it.
This is how you talk to him.
Don't lift it!
Hello! This is with the 1998 class.
Disgusting.
Oh
Yes, I see you. Good. Thank you. He is over there.
Please. Take it there. I don't want to. You're the one who left.
Come on, don't spoil it./ That's your reward!
Damn.
Is it just me? He changed a little, & right?
Yes, he seems happy with his fame.
I think it's our job to control the situation.
Sometimes, you think it's easy tell something to your friend...
... and actually it's difficult for to say...
... because you're in in a moment where...
... you want to tell the truth. Do you know what I mean?
Mr. Green! How are you? / Good night.
How are you doing? Good to see you.
I'm glad you opened at Christmas.
Many people need me at Christmas, you know.
It's a busy vacation.
I know you.
Yes. You used to sell marijuana me and friends...
... when we were in high school. Yes, that's crazy. / So, what do you want?
Your best item. Which is chronic, expensive, which... ... yey, yey. That kind of thing.
It's nice to see you still gathered and smoking marijuana.
Makes me proud.
Thank you. We just tried keeping the dream alive, you know?
But this is not for us. This is for my good friend.
Tommy Owens. Quarterback. The Savior.
Do you know? As far as I know, there is only one Savior.
Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ. So the name is a little insulting to God.
Yes.
Marijuana Christmas gifts.
I'm an athlete, so don't take drugs.
Drug-free zones. Do not smoke.
You bought someone and you don't want to taste it?
It could be oregano. (Cooking ingredients) / What is Orega? / Oregano.
So...
Something special should happen? / Just happened.
You're in a prize.
What? Maybe I'm drunk or something, I'm not... / Or you might be in a gift.
Marijuana Christmas Gifts. / With that logic...
... aren't all marijuana are Marijuana Christmas Gifts?
Only at Christmas, kid.
Anyway, it costs a hundred dollars.
Oh OK. I'll take the money.
If you don't do anything later, come to the party that I hold.
Amazing party. / Are you serious?
Not in my car. Real party.
We have been invited to a party. Sorry. But thank you for the invitation.
No problem. My feelings are not hurt. Not really.
Tell Isaac, "I will meet you in a few hours."
What?
Tell Isaac I will meet him in a few hours.
How can he suddenly be so good?
I don't know.
That's it.
That was the strangest _ experience of my life.
Really? / But I got the reward. / Good!
Let's throw a karaoke place.
Tell them the Ice Crew has arrived! Let's do it.
Have you practiced your movements? / I've been practicing.
Hey!
Dance, dance.
Show them!
♪ It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens ♪
♪ Cook the chicken and mustard greens ♪
♪ Cook rice with stuffing Macaroni and cheese ♪
♪ And Santa put a toy Under the Christmas tree ♪
♪ Decorating the house With lights at night ♪
♪ The snow is falling Snow white is so bright ♪
♪ On a yule wood fireplace ♪
♪ Under the mistletoe where we drink eggnog (egg drink) ♪
♪ The rhymes you hear Poems from Darryl ♪
♪ But every year We sing carols ♪
Ballet dance.
I think the fungus starts to feel.
♪ My name is DMC with Microphone in my hand ♪
♪ I'm cold and cool Like a snowman ♪
♪ So open your eyes and ears We want to say ♪
♪ Merry Christmas and New Year ♪
How are you? We are Ice Crew! We have one thing to say!
Drink Red Bull!
This happens (drunk). / Are you okay? Do you feel good? / Yes.
Ethan, that's Diana!
Hi. / What's up? / Chris, I want to greet you, but you're surrounded by fans!
I know. This is crazy! Sweep Ethan!
He looks very handsome! Let's get out and post on Instagram.
My social media game is in demand!
The man is very famous now. / Yes. / Famous super.
Nice to meet you guys!
Merry Christmas. What are you doing here?
Only this karaoke place is open at Christmas.
Yes, this is our tradition.
I should remember you came here.
But Run-DMC, I finally have to see it. / You like it? / That was cool.
This is what you miss.
He sang Miley Cyrus.
He sang Wrecking Ball. Amazing. / Do you still like the song? / Everyone still.
You can cry, you can be happy, you can party with that song.
Lasting! / What are your plans later?
Actually, we will have fun tonight.
Not too brutal, but quite brutal.
We kind of...
This is the last night we celebrated Christmas! / End of an era. / Last year.
But so far it's been very fun.
Of course. Betsy gave birth to another month.
He will have a baby. / We will miss him in the office.
But he said you were already on duty very well. You are very ready.
You've read every book about being a father.
I really don't believe it now. That you are ready, more than ready.
He is strong. He has statistics.
Many men in your position must panic. They ran away.
This is a contagious outbreak. / True. Are you...
Gosh! Are you good ? Are you okay?
Are the lights here working on you? All the time? / Not really.
I think my head is spinning because of dancing earlier.
Yes. I will call Betsy. I'm back soon.
A good idea. / Nice to meet with you. I will...
Call him.
You understand each other. / Yes, he's a lover.
I'm going to the bar. / No! / Take to drink again. No, no!
Nice to meet you./ Merry Christmas. / You look fine.
Hi.
Good. Come on. Whoo! The fungus fights.
Your night is still long. Let's try another one.
Cocaine. That will make me aware.
Enter into my brain. Make me feel different.
Yes.
How are you, Savior? How are you, Jesus White?
Listen. This is C-Rob, man.
Everything works fine. I brought you...
I have the item. I have the reward.
Do you know? I might be drunk. I will just text you.
How about greetings? Regards. C-Rob comes out.
Chris the bastard Roberts!
I'm not Julia Roberts.
But you're a beautiful woman. (The film Julia Roberts)
Gosh!
Dude, I'm your fan.
Meet you tonight...
... as if enough to make Christmas not so bad for me.
Whoa. You don't like Christmas? / No. I hate Christmas.
Sorry I like Grinch for you. (evil character character)
This is amazing.
As much as I hate Christmas, I love you so much.
Wow. / Sorry. Good, I'm overdoing it.
I spill on you. Like ejaculation. Sorry.
No. Just spill me. I like it.
You might want to go back to your friends.
Fuck my friends.
Friends come and go, but fans, that's forever.
You're naughty. / I'm very naughty.
I will teach you lessons Christmas, you're a bad boy.
OK.
The truth will set you free.
Hey.
This is a message for Isaac's future from Isaac at this time.
You have to listen to me...
... because now I have clarity.
You don't have to have that baby. The baby is a mistake.
The baby will ruin your life. You will damage the baby's life!
Then the baby will kill people!
I don't know what you are doing right now, but get rid of the baby!
Enter in a bag then leave it somewhere!
Enter in a basket then drift in the river!
Fuck you baby!
Fuck you baby with small arms and fat legs!
Fuck you, baby! Bastard! Bitch!
OK.
Have fun! Yes!
Let's party!
Isaac? / What! Yes! Hi, Sarah! What is wrong?
How are you doing? / Good.
Good. What happened? Are you okay?
You're sweating. Here it's hot. I'm starting to overheat.
We have a tradition of wearing a sweater.
Obviously I don't always use this. When I am in the room, I usually take it off.
I think it hurts the hearts of my friends.
You speak so fast, you sound like an auctioneer. / That's funny. Sold!
That's a little scary.
Sorry. Don't mean to scare you by saying, "Sold!" / Gosh!
It should not say that. That's all I can think of.
Do you want to drink? / Good. Certain.
Let's drink. I'm right back. / Thank you, Isaac.
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪
Betsy says you ask about me.
That's a lie. / That is a lie.
Betsy will never be in one billion years...
... say anything like even in the slightest.
How is your family?
You ask about my family.
Sorry, I can't believe that. Who are you?
I have the right to ask.
My family is fine, thank you for asking.
You usually stay with them on Christmas Eve, right?
Yes, I live with them...
... but I will do this with Sarah.
What is that?
He dated a man, and the man invited us to a party.
And I know you always want to go there...
Gosh. Will you go to Nutcracker Ball?
Yes. I'm sorry. We too. I really? Isn't that crazy?
I'm happy for you. Your last Christmas you can go to a stupid party...
... which you always want.
You invite someone? / To that stupid party?
A man? / Me? Yes, I will take two men...
... I'm dating.
With a very large penis.
Which has a large penis, is almost unrivaled in size.
I've seen a girl with a big vagina.
Really?
I don't know if that has the same taste.
I just hope her pussy this good young woman...
... no bigger than mine.
Your vagina, I mean.../ The biggest! / Wup, wup, wup. / I know.
Here it is. / Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
This is in your bill.
Cheers! / Cheers.
This is very fun!
Good beer.
They say beer relaxes you a little, that's good.
This is pretty good. It feels like like coins or something.
Strange. What does copper taste? / Yes ./ Strange. Maybe it's vodka?
I think they give you Crantini.
Have you ever thought of all the parts of the family of Tini? Martini, Crantini.
Only funny ideas come up. / I think it's funny.
Isaac. / Yes? / You nosebleed.
My nose is bleeding?
You don't feel it? / Oh, no! / It's bad. There is a lot of blood.
My nose feels very amused now.
Actually I don't feel much. It's weird. / Oh my! / What?
Do you shed blood into my drink? / No.
You shed blood on my drink, Isaac!
I will be honest. I use a lot of cocaine now.
That's why my nose is bleeding. / Are you using cocaine?
You drank a lot? / It seems! / What is that disgusting?
I accidentally. / You're really a messy person.
You shouldn't be a father. See you later! Your bastard! / You bastard, Isaac!
I'm sorry. Your bastard! / No, you bastard!
Get out! There are people making love here!
0, 11!
Good, now, defecating. / What?
Hey, friend! Sorry to interrupt. Hey, Ethan. We have to leave here.
I lose patience now. / What happened?
Please. I want to leave now. - I will follow. Thank you.
Sorry. / Forgive me.
Gosh.
Eh...
I guess that's my signal.
Tell him I'm asking sorry. You don't need to.
I guess I'll see you again.
OK. Hey.
This...
Come on, man.
Ethan!
You see Isaac? / Forget Isaac.
I just made love to that hipster girl in the bathroom. / So she's the person? / Yes.
Can we go? / Are you okay? / I good! Come on, let's go We can call the number of the party now. / Let's call! Come on call!
I'll get this address. Hopefully connected.
If you want the joy of your Christmas...
... go to the corner of Grand and Berry.
Good. Please go to Grand and Berry!
Listen, listen.
So Diana will also go to Nutcracker Ball.
What? / Crazy, right?
He's cool. I miss her.
Yes, you shouldn't let it go, man.
You have to get him back, Bro. My mother is named Diana.
Thank you. I didn't let it go . He left me.
You don't want to meet people his parents and indeed never...
... and continue to reason for two years.
He makes our relationship one thing I don't want to do.
You made a mistake. Isaac, tell him he's wrong.
You're wrong, man./See ?/ Hey, Isaac. Are you okay?
No. I think cocaine and mushrooms react badly.
Now I think maybe should make it balanced.
So I'll eat more mushrooms...
... because I was just fine with mushrooms. I have a plan. Relax, drink Red Bull.
You can also stop taking drugs now.
Eat more mushrooms.
Are you going to be okay at this party? / Very good , G./ No, you're not okay, G.
You look crazy. Only your right eye is functioning.
There will be many famous people at this party...
... and I don't want you to make a mess. That's ridiculous if you go in there...
Do I look weird now? / Yes! You look weird!
Still weird.
Strange!
He looks good. You need to control yourself, before...
Before...
... I destroy myself? / That's what you mean? / Yes.
Control myself before I destroy it?
What about someone's feelings?
Being told he would destroy himself.
You won't destroy yourself.
You make him feel guilty. Can it stop bothering him?
Look, he's not right. I'll calm down.
Why don't you smoke just marijuana and calm down?
Do you carry the payoff?
You bring the payoff, man?
He stole my reward.
He searched my jacket when I made love to him.
I guessed it! He took my reward! / He served you well.
Dude, not funny! He stole my reward!
This is the last time I stand outside my mother's house.
Remote school place. Your mother's house is close.
How long is Mr. Green will arrive here? - Half an hour.
Come in and wait. I am cold.
No. We will not enter. My mother might be asleep.
Half an hour for Mr. That green could be two hours standing here.
We can die at that time. Really dead.
Look, my mother doesn't know I'm here.
So forget it. We will not enter.
Really? You didn't say to your mother?
I told him he was in Philadelphia and stayed at Gansevoort.
I think your mother will be happy see you at Christmas.
I don't say my mother won't be happy to see me, understand?
There are many things that you don't understand.
What my mother wants is parading me around and showing me off to people.
The last time I came here, he told me to go to church...
... give a signature, kiss the baby, tell my statistics...
... and what I did Sunday yesterday. That's outrageous.
I have a question. // What ?/ Does your mother still have a Nintendo 64?
Maybe. He never disposed of my things. Why?
Right. So that's why you don't want to go up...
... because you will lose in the game "GoldenEye."
"GoldenEye." / "GoldenEye."
Good. Come on, then. One game.
Ah! / Don't touch anything. / Shh!
No one should touch anything.
But I like to touch things.
Shh.
Alright, road, road.
Dude, are you dead but don't tell us? / Shut up.
This is amazing.
I was there when you won this. You must be very proud. Be quiet and go up.
Your room. / Silence.
Dude.
Ethan./What?
I found you. / You find me? / Look at you.
Oh!
Look at yourself, man.
Do you remember when all of us first met at a party?
Who is the party at that time?
Jocelyn Larue. / Jocelyn Larue.
Yes, right.
Remember when the police arrived? We must hide in the bathroom.
For three hours.
I'm afraid we will be caught, because you are so noisy.
I remember you were wearing a T-shirt the tie dyed Bob Marley...
... and I ask whether you smoke smoking marijuana?
I don't smoke marijuana. I just like Bob Marley and the dye tie technique.
The unconscious I wear shows my mood.
You appear with purple hair and robed.
That is my transmission phase.
That is a drunken phase. / Yes.
I wonder why you talk to us, Chris.
When I recall, I remember thinking:
"This person is an athlete.
And he talks to magicians and pretending to be marijuana addicts." / Right.
If it wasn't for you, I would never have been able to get through school.
Wait, pause first. There is no pause. You have to pause it. My cellphone vibrates.
I bought you marijuana! / Don't be loud!
Pause the game first.
If you shoot me, you get fined.
Yes, this is from him. Mr. Green here.
I don't want to get into the car anymore. He scared me. / Shh.
Just me. Can you walk?
I can fly.
Police, Bro. You found out.
Are you kidding me now? / Yes, I'm just kidding.
Geez. Do not do it.
Dude. Hey, nice to meet with you. It is been a long time.
It's been a long time.
It's a long time, yeah. - I remember you.
And I'm proud what you are now.
Husband, lawyer...
... soon to be a father. That is very impressive.
For me, I don't have time to take care of a child.
You are all my children. / Yes. / Have you ever thought of me as a father?
No.
Put your little hand in my hand.
Yes.
A heavy night, huh? / A little. How do you know? Does it appear in my hand?
I consume a lot of drugs.
Mushrooms. Caps (mushroom cap parts) too much. I eat too much.
And I guess that makes me a little panic.
Basically, I sort of are having a hard time...
... to find my consciousness. / Relax.
What happened now?
Just look into your soul.
What did you see?
You need a soft and good indica.
I have a great item from northern Cali...
... the shape is long and can calm...
... and have an accurate vision of a surprising future.
Yes, of course. Whatever you have, Bro.
Yes. This must be the right time.
Except...
... you are dealing with people that you cannot ask for peace.
No! That is not me! It's a different man.
I think all my problems are related to drugs...
... and my emotional state really...
... calm down, Bro.
Just suck a little. See if you like it or not.
Come on.
No need. I think I'll pass the one, my friend.
I extend my hand to you.
Take it.
Don't be too tight.
Where are we?
Striptease club.
18 years in the future.
What is my wife? / Yes. You might want to talk to him.
I'll take a beer, maybe dance.
Good.
Hi./ Sit down. The show will begin.
Good. Let's see Sierra's appearance!
Whoo!
Isn't he extraordinary?
Who is that?
That's our beautiful daughter.
What?
Whoo! Show it, boy! Show your pussy!
Show it!
Do you hear me, young woman? Show your pussy!
Don't, honey! You don't need to show your vagina!
You've read all those books and you don't understand anything!
You're really bad as a father!
Good. Rain of money.
I know./No!
See my finger. See my finger. You have to give me 100 dollars...
... and get out of my car now.
Alright! This!
Go.
What are you doing?
I don't know what happened. Let's go. Let's get out.
Turn it off. You made my mother wake up. / I don't know what happened.
Turn off. / Hi? Hello?
Hey, ma'am. This is Cristy-Poo!
Oh my God! Chris!
Hey!
Oh my God! Ethan!
What are you doing?
Merry Christmas! / Surprise!
This...
Are you hungry? / Yes! / You can warm the food. / No, no.
Yes, you're hungry. Yes, you're hungry.
Honey.
Oh, you feel like marijuana.
Meatloaf again, Isaac? / What? No need.
Can I ask Chardonnay again to take my medicine?
Of course.
Thank you.
So, Ethan, what happened to you?
Eh...
Not much. Just feel good.
Is there someone special in your life? / No.
There is a young woman who she used to date...
... he met today and I think it's pretty cool.
What happened? / The story is long. The woman wants to be serious...
... but he doesn't want to meet his parents. The woman wants to live together...
... and you say you have no place right for him to live with you.
That's honest nonsense.
Tos first, ma'am.
OK, alright.
Do you conspire against me now?
Do you like this woman? / Yes, she's awesome,
... but there is history here which he forgot to mention.
Do you want him back?
Yes. I want.
If you want this woman, you must try to get it.
And by chance you are very lucky, because this is Christmas.
There are many wonders at Christmas.
His heart is open people. People want to forgive.
People want love.
I will take advantage of that condition.
I will look for opportunities, and reach for it.
Thank you, Mrs. Roberts.
Almost forgot, you need to your headshot photo again.
Huh. Penis from someone named James?
His name is printed on my cellphone, I should know him. Who is he?
Do I like it? What does it mean?
Gosh. Maybe this is James McFoley from the office.
Geez.
This person shows off.
Do I prefer it now? Gosh. That is a cool penis.
Do I want it?
Who doesn't want penis that looks like that?
Do I want to suck it? Gosh.
Eh...
I will start writing last name people on contact.
"No. I've never sucked a penis."
No, I never suck penis, but if I have to be honest with myself.
"I once touched my penis at summer , but only once."
Damn, why did I tell him that? Men James is very easy to talk to.
I say too much.
"You said you've never sucked a penis. But tonight you will suck it."
Gosh, I think this is confirmed.
Isaac Greenberg will suck on his first penis tonight.
Did he tell me that they called the park his name?
You named the park with your name?
I petitioned the city, was signed...
... and now there will be the most beautiful playground...
... in Brooklyn with his name.
The garden isn't that good! There are many addicts hanging out there, and...
Honey, they will clean it up.
We must get ready to go. We have to move.
Later we lose the party, & apos; right? / Right.
Why don't I just wrap all this up?
You can take it to a place homeless shelter.
Just a few blocks away. I'm sure they will appreciate that.
Mother is right.
You are very good. Thank you for coming.
Want to help mom in the kitchen?
Thank you very much for the dinner, Mrs. Roberts. / Same-sama, honey!
Dude, what happened to you?
Are you gay? / No! / Do you want to know?
Everyone! What does this have to do with this?
I don't know. Why did you see a penis photo?
Someone sent me a photo of a penis. Someone sent you that?
Look, I'll show you. This is a conversation...
... with a man named James. James who is kind and eloquent speaks...
... send me a photo of his penis. And he wants me to suck it.
I don't know what to do.
I panic. Should I do that? / This is not your cellphone, man.
Dude, this is not your cellphone!
Gosh. Is this Sarah's cellphone?
Oh no./What?
He brings my cellphone. / It's fine, man.
We know him. We can restore your cellphone.
There is something bad on my cellphone.
Will you come tomorrow?
Church congregations will be happy to see you. Aunt too.
I'm busy, so...
I don't like doing that, Mom. / It won't take a lot of time, son.
I know. It's just that my flight is earlier and...
... I feel guilty because I have to go back to work so fast.
My schedule is so solid.
I'm a celebrity now. I have a lot of shows.
I have a lot of things to do, Mom.
I can't just spend time aimlessly...
... meet old people. / Mother loves you.
Betsy will get a video recording from Sarah and she will scold me.
Why? Why did Betsy get the video recording?
Because I put blood containing cocaine into the drink.
No one wants to drink blood contains cocaine.
Yes. I'll call him.
How do you know his number? / That's your number.
I entrust this to you.
I don't understand what happened. Where are we?
Sarah has your cellphone. So I contacted him. Where are we now?
We are at Chris's house.
What? - Are you calm, fine?
Everything will be fine. / Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.
Do you like that?
OK. There is bad news. He didn't pick up the phone.
Everything's fine! / I bite my tongue!
The child needs God. / He needs something.
This will be fine.
Do you know what I'll do? Using the Find My iPhone application.
In the process. There he is! In the middle of the city. Your cellphone is in the city center.
That's all good. / Hah!/ Alright.
So this is the plan.
We will go to a party, because Sarah also left.
Comrades, let's go. Mother, take care. Children, be careful.
Let's go, friend!
Let the mother get a bag. You need a bag. Wait a minute!
This male penis has a very high level.
This is your friend C-Rob broadcast live from outside the homeless shelter.
We deliver turkeys for homeless...
... because this is the season of giving and they are starving...
... do you know what I mean? If you want to give... ... follow me at @ Chrisrob11, #tanpapamrih.
Remember, it's not good deeds if no one knows it.
I got a picture of another penis! / Drink Red Bull.
Damn. Look, that's it!
It's a big fan and maniac sex who stole my money.
Let's follow him. / No, we won't follow him.
Let's just deliver the food and go to the party!
Gosh! See! Now he is stealing from homeless people!
That's not true!
I will give her the lesson now.
Hey! Did you steal my reward?
Uh, no. We just saw you...
... rob homeless people and I lost my money, so...
I was found out, I stole your reward.
But I told you earlier I was a kind of Grinch. Understand?
Aah! / Oh.
Feel it, sheep. / You're really a Grinch.
You're a kind of Mayor of Whoville./ I built my image.
I followed in the footsteps of my Natalie hero:
The Grinch, Sticky Bandits, Hans Gruber from Die Hard.
I followed you and I heard you plan to celebrate your Christmas...
... and you pursue this sport football and I Google you...
Jackpot! I pretend to be a fan, then we have sex, huh.
Then I steal your reward.
It's Christmas! You can't steal at Christmas.
I just want my reward back.
You're really sweet when angry. That's sweet.
This is an unexpected thing. To like you, man.
You're so funny, talented, and handsome.
And easy. Gosh, man!
Hey!
I'll catch it... / See you, bro!
He Home my Alone!
What is a Micro Machine?
Wow! Let's go. Genius girl.
Josh, step on the gas! Come on! We have to catch the girl!
Go to the corner and turn right! Hurry up! Chase him!
Who? / The girl who stole my money! Hurry up!
He stole your money? / Yes. / Basic bitch. I will kill him.
Catch him, honey!
Don't be too fast!
Friend, my iPhone is in that direction!
We have to find my iPhone! This is the wrong direction! Wait!
Slow down! / Speed up! Don't be slow!
If you are my friend, you won't be slow!
Step on the gas!
Come on.
That's it! There he is!
We get it!
Red lights, red lights!
No! You're breaking the lamp! Are you my friend?
I'm your friend.
Give your hand! Break the lamp!
Oh, I made a mess.
I'm sorry.
Oh!
Are we still alive? / Yes.
Look, it's a horse carriage. We can still chase it.
No. Let's go to the party. We will ride the horse carriage!
No! We won't ride it. / Come on, Joshua!
Up!
Hurry up! / You know maybe this can't catch up.
Of course you can!
Let's catch the Grinch! / Come find my cellphone!
Come on way, damn horse! Aah!
I got stuck!
My hand gets stuck!
No, no!
Stupid!
Damn, damn, bad luck!
Ugh!
Dude!
What happened recently?
He's fine. It seems fine.
We have to go! He goes to this direction! Let's take the reward!
No. Forget about marijuana!
We will not separate now. Let's go to the party.
No. You don't understand! This is very important! This is for Tommy.
That doesn't matter!
I'll meet you on train F! / Do you believe this man?
My cellphone! it's close! I have to go!
No. Listen to me./ No. You listen to me.
If I die, they will play this video at my fun!
Good! You're drunk! / Yes! / You don't make sense! / No!
Believe me.
We will stay together. And go to the party.
I will meet you on the train F! / No! Dude! What's this!
This is crazy.
Come on. How is this how?
This is very confusing.
Fuck!
My eyes don't work.
What kind of bastard creates this stupid application?
Hey excuse me. / Hey. How are you?
I'm Isaac. Hey, Isaac. I'm sorry to bother you.
I lost my cellphone, and I use this application to look for it.
I have trouble. This is a little confusing to me.
Can you help me? / Of course, hold my wand for a while.
Good. Of course, I'll hold your stick.
Hey, Merry Christmas, Isaac.
Merry Christmas is also for you.
Thank you.
I have a pretty crazy night.
I will be blunt with you, I'm a bit drunk now.
Impossible. Really?
What is your name? / Spencer.
That's my family over there.
Hi! I'm Isaac, nice meet you guys.
How are you, man? / Hey.
You have a dog.
May I caress them? / Please. They're nice.
Thank you.
Hi, friend. - What's the news, Isaac?
Come here and take care of us.
Oh my God, they can talk! / Of course. All dogs can talk.
There are more. / It's amused.
Oh, hi. I love you.
Isaac?
Betsy!
Damn.
Hi.
Wow.
Hi.
OK.
I never want to let you go. What happened?
What are you doing here now?
What did you do at the Christmas Cave?
I was talking to Spencer and his family.
They are very friendly. / Spencer and family? / They are good people. They are between races.
Why do you have a stick, honey?
What happened now? Where are we now?
This is the church. Do you remember? / Are you here for that? / Yes.
And I told you now to go immediately...
... because my family is being paying a taxi.
So you need to leave here before they appear.
Your family will come? / Yes.
So go the other way. / Where do I go?
Just go before they arrive. Go.
I love you. Good? I love you.
Good. I love you. See you later./ Alright, until later.
That's very sweet. See you later.
What makes you back? Go there!
I don't know where... / No! Don't go to church.
Go! Go from here!
I know them. Hi!
Hi!
Oh my God! Look at you./ Nice to meet you!
A good hat.
Join us? Participate in the evening mass.
No. I don't think that's a good idea. / Why not?
Because he was walking with his friends tonight.
Right, Isaac? / I don't see anyone.
I don't know where they are now.
Come along with us. I haven't entered the church yet.
Come on.
Good. Yes?
Yes. Nice! See you there!
Let's join the evening mass together.
OK. Yes, if you allow.
Find a seat for us.
How drunk are you now?
I'm not drunk at all, Betsy. I'm your stone.
You look like crack rock (cocaine) ./ No.
Don't say that. Do you angry with me?
No, it works normally. / I run normally.
No.
Don't place it there, Isaac.
And it's gone.
Hi. Merry Christmas.
Do you give birth to urine?
Gosh. I just tried to not defecate in my pants.
You have to. I have to? You have to do that. Why not?
I should just defecate in my pants.
Do it!
Good. Two other bastards who don't care about Christmas.
What? / What are you doing?
Santa Claus around the club, Bro!
Friend, Santa is a very meaningful thing for many people.
Many children!
Look, man.
Those children, they live in lies!
Yes. Spoiler alert: Santa is not real...
... you are a kid. / This is just a costume!
But if you wear that costume and you play Santa...... ... you officially swear to represent certain values...
... represented by the costume!
Do you know who you remind me of? One of my angry elves.
Stupid! No. Look, don't call me elf.
You succeeded in highlighting it. / Bangsat! "Don't call me elf!"
Return to the workshop! You work for us, Elf!
Return to the workshop, Elf!
This Elf doesn't have friends at Christmas.
My friends are there.
Where are they? We are friends. We even dressed the same...
... but you're alone, like an idiot.
Oh my God. Do you want to cry?
Do you and you leave you alone at Christmas?
Damn!
That is to not respect the spirit of Christmas!
Damn.
Your bastard!
Dude, this feels like discussing other things.
This is about this and only this ! No one else!
I think you're angry, man.
I don't want to hurt you, man.
No. I want to hurt him. He hit my face.
You guys are bastards!
I'm an orthopedic surgeon.
I teach third grade, Bitch!
I determine the young generation of our nation!
What's wrong with this holiday? Just beat someone's face.
This must also be important to you. / This is connected.
Hey.
Hey! Hi!
Did Isaac bring his cellphone Sarah by chance?
Yes, he brought it. / He brought it. / Thank God.
So calm down. - There is very sensitive information on my cellphone.
It's very sensitive. What's on your cellphone?
You don't need to know.
How is the party? Is that as stupid as you imagined?
Actually, this is amazing. Very pleasant...
... and you should come here. Fast
What? Huh? / Really?
Do you want me to come there? To meet you?
That's what I said. Come on! / Do you like him again?
Can we not talk about that now? / I just asked.
OK.
OK. See you later.
Give us today adequate food.
And forgive our sins.
Shh, shh, shh.
I pray. / I guess it's his prayer is Jewish.
I can't pray here?
God is the same. / Mm-mm.
I've done it.
What are they doing?
Sit down.
This is really cool. / Shh, just whisper. / Do we have to participate? / No.
Hallelu!
No. It's a different church. No?
You're my rock, & apos; right? Can you be my rock?
Because you acted like strange pebbles.
OK. I think I'm a good person. / Be a rock.
Fuck you.
What's wrong with that child?
What?
What does the child do?
Look over there.
Turn away, man. Turn away!
Stop.
Please do not hiss on the child. / He is different with me.
I think he doesn't talk to you at all.
Who is the man?
Which man?
The man who was crucified. / Jesus!
Jesus. / Stop.
Jesus Christ.
They think we crucified him? / Yes. / Can you know I'm Jewish? / Yes.
How? / Your wallet.
I'm sorry. / Isaac, stop talking.
♪ O Holy Night ♪
Isaac. Isaac, why are you?
Don't throw up. Don't dare to throw up here.
Swallow like a girl does.
Swallow it.
Have you swallowed? Let me see your mouth.
Don't throw up on me.
Where is the vomiting bag? / There is no vomit!
Stop it! No, stop it, Isaac!
Oh my God!
He just vomited.
Oh, God, forgive me.
Still going on? / Still vomiting a little.
We don't kill Jesus!
We didn't do it!
Give me my reward, you Grinch!
Damn!
Come on!
Fuck!
What are you doing? / No, what are you doing, man?
You have friends who want to spend a vacation with you.
You're lucky to have them.
You need to appreciate that before you lose them.
That's your Christmas lesson. That's why I took this.
My friend Hans Gruber died like this.
No!
What is this?
Please! / Isaac. What are you doing? / Thank goodness!
Dude, we have to come to the party or I will be divorced.
Help me. How do I open this?
You must use your MetroCard. Go there.
OK. Street.
Do you get your reward? - Something happened. I don't want to talk about it.
Do you get your cellphone? / No. See. Hey!
Gosh! What happened to you? I was hit by a pair of Santa Clauses.
You were beaten?
Gosh. When? Approximately after you run without me.
But why did they hit you? / I don't know why!
They rob you? They took the ticket?
No, they don't take the ticket!
Then why do they do that? / I don't know.
You don't know? They say something?
They are just a pair of drunks!
Look, that won't happen if your doesn't leave me.
What do you mean?
Don't do this. Please don't do this now!
So what's wrong with you? Why are you angry with us?
Why are you blaming us for all the bad things that happened to you?
I mean, this is our last chance to celebrate...
... and you are busy with your business...
... and don't care about Christmas. / What does that mean?
When was the last time you saw your cellphone, Chris?
Are you sure your famous friend doesn't call you to buy something?
You used to hate people like that.
I understand. I got success. I have new friends and you are jealous.
Look at you. So you are successful?
Do you want to talk about your new success?
I don't need to talk about it. / Do you think we don't know everything?
Know what? Let's talk. What do you know, Isaac?
I don't know anything. You are 34 years old.
Most professional athletes are retired now...
... but you just got a good one. How do you do it? / Exercise.
I told you. That's a new diet. A new lifestyle.
A new lifestyle? That's what you call?
Yes, that's what I call. What do you call it?
I call it injecting needles into your butt.
That's what I call it.
I use steroids, then why?
Overview of info: everyone uses steroids!
You're cheating. / At least I do something in my life.
What about you? Lazy and waste your life.
No boyfriend, no money.
Dude, you make music that no one has ever heard of.
That's the saddest thing that I've ever seen!
Are you serious? / Yes, you need to organize your life. Tell him, Isaac.
You are silent! You ruined my trip!
This is really messy.
Fuck this! Go to the best party in my life...
... and I don't want to use this fake pseudo racist sweater!
Don't take off the sweater! / I want to remove the sweater!
Don't release it. / Use the sweater again! / I took off the sweater!
Stupid.
Can anyone be helped?
Eh...
I have this ticket.
Come with me.
Come on.
Enter there.
Can I bring the coat, gentlemen?
Everything has gone up!
I will look for Owens.
I will look for my cellphone.
I will look for Diana.
Gosh, Savior, White Jesus is here.
C-Money here.
Hey, man. - You came too.
I don't get the reward. Bad things happen. Know what I mean?
I even forgot to ask you. Do you want marijuana? Take it as you please.
But... All right.
Do you have a lot of marijuana?
Hydroponic marijuana of course.
So here it is, huh? / Here it is.
Nutcracker Ball Party!
Yes!
Emergency!
Oh my God.
Sarah!
Are you kidding me?
Get away from me! What the hell, man?
Sorry! I just feel happy! / You're very sweaty.
I know. It's hot and I drink Molly (ecstasy).
Gosh! Is my cellphone? / Yes. Do you carry my cellphone?
Take your cellphone back. / This is a similar cellphone.
That is why it can be exchanged.
There is a serious thing in it. - I know. / You don't see the contents, & what?
You don't see anything inside my cellphone, & apos; right? / No.
You don't see the contents of my cellphone, & apos; right?
I just want to tell good work.
You see the contents of my cellphone.
I don't intend but the SMS just appeared.
What are you doing?
Many penis photos are very great in them. Very big. Wait, really?
The penis is as soft as twice when my penis is hard.
Do you think it will...
Do you think I can handle it?
There are moments when I feel he wants me to overcome it...
... and I have to pause my mind for a moment and think, "Do you know?
You feel comfortable, you can handle the naughty boy." / Really? / Yes.
The James man, whatever his name is, he has a fantastic penis.
Yo! Does anyone say "penis"?
How are you?
Hey. / What are you talking about? / Nothing. / Hey, how are you? I'm James.
I'm Isaac. You don't need to meet him.
That's your penman!
Gosh! - I'm the man who brought the cellphone!
Do you see my cock? / Of course. Gosh! / He almost sucked my cock.
I don't want to, but if know that you are, maybe.
Gosh! You pair? / No. We are friends. / What am I a third party?
No. You're the first party. / I am I a third party? / Not at all.
I was with two other men and now fight... - Really? Two other men?
I want to hang out with two other people.
Is that a challenge?
Maybe! Yes.
I don't know who I started, but I know who I ended up with.
Let's start now!
You want to dance? / I like to dance. / I really like to dance. / Do you want to dance?
Let's do it! Come on, Isaac!
This is very fun! Good event changes! What?
Geez!
You're Miley Cyrus.
Yes. / No, you don't understand.
I'm looking for a girl who I love and she loves you.
No. I've done it with two fans at once. Very awkward.
That's not what I mean. Sorry, you don't understand. It must be amazing. But, I mean...
This must be a Christmas miracle because he often talks about you and your song.
And I love this girl. I began to realize tonight...
... he is my true love.
And I want tonight so special night for me and him.
Now you're here... / Do you want to apply tonight?
Gosh! That's really romantic. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.
Earlier I thought you could sing a song for him.
What? You have to apply! Come on! This is Christmas.
Do it now or not at all!
I mean you said that love this girl, & apos; right?
Yes. But I'm not sure whether this night is the right night for...
Gosh. Are you one of the men who is always looking for excuses?
I really hate men like that.
No, Miley Cyrus, I'm not that kind of man. / Okay, then don't be a coward!
You have to apply for it!
There are very many miracles, people want to fall in love.
Alright! I will do it! This is definitely a sign if I ever saw a sign!
Surely this will be amazing. / I will apply!
Yes, you will apply! I will help you.
We will apply! Gosh! We will apply!
We will apply! OK!
Miley Cyrus, this is the most fun thing I have ever done to me!
You have to stop calling me Miley Cyrus.
What should I call you? / Hannah.
Joking. I'm drunk. Let's do this!
How are you doing? Hey, Chris.
Yes, how are you? Hey, how are you, K?
Hey, Reverend Run (Run DMC), man. This is your friend, Reverend Run.
What does that mean?
Hey, Savior. Look at this.
Gosh. Is that you?
No, it's an event to make a request. The two children have chronic diseases.
That is their request to karaoke with me.
Gosh, you look as white as they are. / Yes, which one are you? / Look at the sweater!
I follow you! I followed you!
Gosh!
Yes! / Yes. / You are a great dancer. / Thank you.
I appreciate this. I was quite drunk because I drank Molly.
I'm also drunk. I'm drunk too.
I like your sideboards. / Thank you.
Your pubic hair color matches your hair? / Yes, I have thick fur.
Feather my cock to my hair.
Look at this man! He hairy all over his body.
Good!
You need to leave here. You're a big barrier.
I'm not a barrier. / Yes, you!
What do you mean? I guess I can't block this man's penis.
It takes 10 men to block the object.
Merry Christmas, New York City!
Oh no. Miley here?
Miley Cyrus?
♪ We are scratched, we are chained Our hearts are in vain ♪
♪ We plunge ♪
♪ Never ask why ♪
This is great! / This is so cool. / Where is Diana? This is our song.
♪ A love that can't be Anyone denies it ♪
All right, we welcome my friend. What was your name?
Ethan./Ethan!
♪ You never say I just leave ♪
♪ I will always want you ♪
♪ I forgot the lyrics ♪
♪ But it's not a problem ♪
♪ I will always want you ♪
♪ I'm coming Like a crushing ball (concrete) ♪
♪ I've never fallen in love as heavy as this ♪
♪ Everything I want Break your wall ♪
♪ Everything you do Destroy me ♪
♪ Yes you are ♪
♪ You destroy me ♪
Yes!
Diana...
Dude, can you slide it?
The red shirt. Sliding. Yes, thank you.
Diana.
Look, I know we even don't date anymore...
... because I don't want to commit.
It's crazy. / But I'm ready committed. Weight.
♪ I'm ready to commit ♪
Weight like a crushing ball.
You're the best thing that ever happened to me.
You make me laugh. You're so cool. You don't care about my shortcomings.
♪ Whatever the flaws ♪
You're smarter than me.
Maybe it's better than... / It's very romantic.
But now or not at all. Right, Miley?
No, E.
♪ Now or not at all ♪
When I let you go, I am the one who made the mistake...
... but I won't release you again. Not now, not forever.
And definitely not at Christmas!
♪ At Christmas ♪
So this is, Diana.
Live only once, Bro! / Stop supporting it, James.
Will you marry me?
Aww...
Say "yes". Yes.
"Yes." / Yes!
Damn! / Yes!
♪ I come like a crushing ball ♪
♪ I've never fallen in love as heavy as this ♪
♪ Everything I want Break your wall ♪
♪ Everything you do Destroy me ♪
♪ I come like a crushing ball ♪
Well, I have to find my friend right away. Excuse me.
♪ I just close Eyes and swinging ♪
♪ Leaving me curled up In a flare and fall ♪
I am back soon. You all stay black.
Hey. / Yes?
All this romance makes me very passionate.
Do you want to go back to the hotel room? / Hey, I think you might be gay.
Not now, I'm not. / Okay.
All right.
Gosh! Oh, my God!
Gosh! This is the greatest night of our lives!
That was crazy. / That was crazy, & right?
Listen, sorry about the ring. I'll give you a ring, I promise.
We can do that tomorrow./ No, Ethan, I won't marry you.
What do you mean? / We are not even together.
I haven't even talked to you about three months!
Yes, I said that in a speech.
I know, then you appear here and I ask me in front of hundreds of people.
That's crazy. / Wait, forgive me. We won't get married? Is this no answer?
This is no answer! No!
I am sorry you are clear are experiencing a lot of things.
I am sorry that your friends don't want to walk with you at Christmas.
I understand it's difficult for you.
But that is no reason for you to drag me as if I were your destiny!
Why are you answering yes?
I said yes because all people looked at me.
I said yes because Miley obviously wanted me to say yes!
And I don't want Miley thinking I hate love!
That can be understood. I also don't want that if in your position.
Okay, listen, I'm...
I try to do what I think you want me to do...
... because I love you.
It's been three months, I haven't stopped. And it won't stop.
I'm not your answer right now, Ethan.
Wait. No. Can we talk?
Gosh! Hi!
You're Tommy Owens! / Yes, thank you.
You're a Savior! You're really a Savior! You saved my fantasy team last year!
I'm a big fan. / Nice to know.
Have a nice night. You are very big in the real world. Thank you.
Listen, can you help me? We have the same friends. Chris.
I am looking for my friend Ethan.
Hey! / I'm sorry!
Sorry, let me take it.
Gosh.
Sorry. I'm sorry. / Are you okay?
Hey, that's glass. Why did you take it by hand?
I'm just trying to help. / Come on.
Geez!
I'm sorry!
The Jew crucified the Savior!
That's a rabbi dance! / This happens again!
Ethan! Ethan! Diana!
Congratulations!
No! Stop giving me congratulations! / What? What happened?
Just ask Ethan.
Damn.
Sorry! Forgive me! I think he will be fine.
Please beat his face! / I think the Savior teaches forgiveness!
Look at me, asshole. What is your problem?
Who are you? Hey. He is my friend! Retreat, man!
Hey! Back off, understand? Small things can be big things, & right?
Yes, please hit him. TMZ (gossip show) will like that.
I have the best cellphone in the world.
And you will be trending in 10 minutes.
Who here follows Chrisrob11? / Bring your hands down!
The social media game is crazy! / Crazy!
Run.
Fast. Exit. No!
Yes!
No, no! / I'm a lawyer!
A magical night, & apos; right? / Gosh. You scared me.
Mr. Green.
Dude, you're everywhere tonight.
I end every Christmas at this party.
What do you mean? How can you enter? - This is my party.
What?
About 20 years ago...
... I read The Great Gatsby.
I like that book.
The film is pretty good. 3D makes me headache but I'm a fan of Leo.
So this guy...
... he held all parties, and nobody knows who he is.
I thought, "Wow, that's so cool."
My cousin Larry has this giant warehouse in Brooklyn...
... and anyway I work at Christmas, so I have to do it too.
We start with a fairly small party.
Just a big bowl of drinks and a few bells...
... then getting bigger every year.
This year we added the train.
Passing the lamp tunnel. / Yes.
A cool way to enter to a party, & apos; right? / Yes.
What do you think about Miley? / Yes, he's great.
Ethan, you and I both know, Miley is perfect.
Something bothered you.
Your friends, they won't leave you.
They need you, kid. How do you know about that?
Suction this.
No, I don't need to. Nowadays marijuana makes me paranoid.
This is a milestone of life.
OK.
You make me a little uncomfortable.
I do have my personality that effects like that on people.
But sometimes...
... being uncomfortable can be a good thing.
Whatever. thanks.
Hey. Hey, man.
How are you doing? / What are you doing here?
We think maybe you want to take a walk.
With some friends or others.
Just ask the news. / Yes, ask for news.
That's good.
I'm packing all this stuff.
My parents have very many items. You remember that.
You have to throw away memories in life.
Of course.
Playing Nintendo? / Yes, N64? / I guess I'll just be here.
I appreciate you want to stop by but I guess I'll only...
No, man. Indifferent. This is Christmas. You can't be alone. Let's go.
Go to my mother's house. Play the game "GoldenEye."
Come on. Look, I have whiskey.
I stole marijuana from my brother. Roll it in this cigarette.
We will get drunk.
I'm sorry.
No. It's okay. / Everything will be fine.
It's OK, man.
I just miss them./ We too.
Yes. But do you know? We're your new family now.
I will be your father, Chris will be your mother.
No, I'll be a father, you become a mother.
You are good friends. We will always be there whenever you need it.
Always, man. / Yes, it's always there for you, Bro.
You can't smoke it here. / Let's just say it's okay now.
Yes.
Damn, that's crazy. For what do we hide this?
Suction, man. Just a little for your friends.
Besides, it's very cold outside.
We have to go to the Christmas tree at Rockefeller Center.
Yes. / That's a good idea. Then we go to FAO Schwarz...
And we dance on the piano! / And we dance on the piano!
Like Tom Hanks in Big./ "Heart and Soul."
Then we eat Chinese food, because I'm very drunk.
Then go to the karaoke place right next to the Chinese food restaurant.
That's a very good idea.
This will be a great night.
That's very touching.
You have friends who live there. Who likes things like that.
Now everything is different. They don't need me anymore.
Oh, huh? Hear.
We need him! We won't go without him!
He's our best friend. Can't leave it here.
Don't let a red nose fool you, This bastard is tough.
What if I run in, you climb through the window?
If you push me, we can get to inside. - I can't, you're too heavy.
We need our friends and we won't leave it!
Leave him, wildebeest! / Hey! / I'll lose them and you enter.
That's it! / Hey! We've been looking for you everywhere!
Rudolph drove us away! / I'm here!
Go down so we can leave! / Alright I come!
Come here!
I get your nose!
I got your nose, bro!
What about that, Rudolph? Huh?
Thank you, Mr. Green. / Same-sama.
It's pretty silly that you do it. I know. I don't think I can get through it all.
I only saw it in the bar and...
... I don't know, man. I very like this girl.
I'm helpless. I am afraid of being alone, and doing stupid things.
I think he just wants you to do...
... normal things like lovers in generally after 2 years of dating.
But I'm not normal. You know this. I'm not normal.
A bunch of abnormal things happen to me.
I don't know, maybe it's just an excuse.
I think I'm pretty good at making excuses. Yes. / All the time.
If you get paid for it, you will be very successful.
Why don't you tell me? / It's hard to tell someone.
You have good reasons to reason.
It's just that it destroys your life.
It's hard to keep friends with people when you're older.
You have a lot of problems to deal with.
We only need to try harder. That is important, you know?
Come on.
I love you. I love you so much.
Thank you.
Gosh.
Gosh. What's up?
I have 96 missed calls. / Geez.
Gosh, I'm sure Betsy will give birth.
Why did he call me that much? Gosh, he called again.
Hello?
Hello? Yes. OK.
OK. That doesn't matter.
I will go there. As soon as possible. Do not worry.
Betsy will give birth. / What?
No! No!
Come on!
We won't get a taxi here! / Wait, look!
That's the car Mr. Green! It's a Christmas miracle!
Isaac, can you drive? / Yes! / No, I'm kidding! I'm driving!
I'm sure finally deserve get this.
I hold you.
No. There he is. Nice.
Get out of the way!
Where is he?
Cindy? Where is he? Is everything okay?
All is well. Nothing happens.
Really? / It's just a contraction.
Oh my God! Only contractions!
Betsy? Betsy?
Thank God. Forgive me.
Where have you been?
I made a mistake. I called you. I lost my cellphone.
My cellphone is exchanged with Sarah. / My colleague? / The story is long.
Not important. I just need to say something. Good?
Good.
I will be honest with you.
The drugs you gave me...
... it takes me on a spiritual journey.
Like a spiritual journey in the film Oliver Stone or Young Guns.
And when that happens, I sort of realize...
... maybe I already lied to myself and yourself...
... about how I feel about some things.
I will show you this. Just look at this.
This baby is a bad decision. I'm not ready for that yet!
We must be responsible for this, and I have to say...
... we shouldn't have this baby!
Get rid of this baby! Enter it in a bag and leave it somewhere!
Enter in basket then drift into the river!
You laugh? / This is very funny.
Bitch!
You call our baby bitch? / I forgot that.
Honestly... Well, I'm not able to see it again.
But to be honest, I'm a little relieved. / Really? I mean, that's right!
Sometimes I feel like a stupid bastard compared to you.
That's all a lie. That's all because I'm so panicked.
It's just to balance out the fact that I don't know anything.
This is good. You need to take it out.
Yes. You don't need to block it./ One of us must not panic.
I'm actually fine. / Really?
Suddenly I think of everything you say...
... about how strong we are, and how we can overcome them.
And that makes me feel better. / Really?
Yes. I feel like I can do this.
Look at me. I'm your stone. / Are you my rock?
I'm Dwayne./ I can love with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.
I love you, Isaac./ I love you, Naga.
Betsy.
Did you say "Dragon Betsy"?
I will keep telling the truth. I'm still drunk...
... and you look like a dragon now.
Really? / Yes.
Ah! / Is that scary? / Very very.
Let's just go. Can we just leave? Let's go.
This is good.
What is this?
"The greatest father in the world."
It's not easy to tell that to mom.
It's also not easy to tell the world.
Surely we will lose the garden, & no?
Fuck the park. It's a place to hang out for addicts.
Say a prayer of gratitude, son. / Yes, ma'am.
Father from heaven, thank you for the food we received.
Thank you for my mother.
Thank you for my friends and family.
Hi./ Really?
Will you propose me again? / No./ Are you sure?
I just want to talk to you.
And I have something to say...
... and I want to say at Christmas. If that is permissible.
So it can't be waited anymore. You can go out for a while and we talk...
... then I'll leave. I promise.
OK.
What?
First, I apologize about the problem last night.
I know it's stupid.
And...
And it's so ridiculous that I don't want to see your parents.
That's just me who behaves...
Yes. I agree with that.
But I think I'm...
... I don't know, afraid because Chris and Isaac have become my family...
... for the past 10 years, so I don't want to meet your family...
... because that will change everything. But everything changes, & isn't it? We all become adults...
... and that is a good thing. I want to grow up. Really.
I want to grow up with you.
And I really want to have a family besides the two men.
But I want that family...
I want to have a family with you.
Which of these might be more worse than applying...
... because now we are talking about about giving birth to my children.
Yes. That's a lot.
But just pretend I say it correctly, if you can.
From now on I prefer to be a man...
... that says too much rather than not enough.
If we have to be honest, I have to apologize to you too...
... because it follows you, a little.
I know you will be at the bar last night.
You pretend like is just a coincidence.
Right. And also if we acknowledge things...
... I did ask for Betsy to understand you.
All the time.
He didn't tell me. / I know. Because he's my friend.
I ask him how are you every time I see him.
I know. / Yes.
He tells me every time you ask. He doesn't tell me every time you ask.
She's a woman. That's how it works.
Can I enter?
Inside here?
This is my parents' house. / I know.
I don't think you want to do relationships with parents.
I'll do it to your parents.
Wow. Nice.
Don't do (make love) to my father dog style. Her knees are already brittle.
He is old now.
OK.
Hey. / Yes.
I kind of want to kiss you...
... but maybe not after saying I am willing to do it to your parents.
Enter and love with my father and mother.
I think you said, "Love."
With my mother and father.
One year later
He doesn't want to sleep.
Can we try? / Are you sure?
Time to act. Let's do this.
Thank you.
Hey, honey. / This is the best.
Come here, honey. Come here.
Come here, honey.
See who this is. Who are they?
Look.
Who are they here?
Should we do this? / Yes, just do it.
♪ It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens ♪
♪ Cook the chicken and mustard greens ♪
♪ Cook rice with stuffing Macaroni and cheese ♪
♪ And Santa put a toy Under the Christmas tree ♪
♪ My name is DMC with Microphone in my hand ♪
♪ I'm cold and cool Like a snowman ♪
♪ So open your eyes and ears ♪
♪ We want to say ♪
♪ Merry Christmas and New Year ♪
That's good. Wow,
End.
How was the Christmas story?
That's good!
That's bad! Evil happens! Many things happen!
Lessons to be learned.
Friends are important, but relationships develop.
I'm very happy Ethan and Diana are finally together.
I hope Ethan impregnates Diana.
I want to say congratulations to my descendants...
... because it works again Christmas this time.
The best I've ever done!
Gosh, Pa. thanks. Thank you for noticing.
Now, leave party after the party starts!
DJ Kevy Kev !!! Lets play!
Play, now! Holla!
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