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It starts just before Christmas 2001...
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... when a young man named
Ethan became an orphan.
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Both of his parents died tragically.

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For him, Christmas sang his song of death.

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When he sat alone on Christmas Eve...

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... his friends came and
invited him to leave.

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They invite Ethan to
forget about his sadness...

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... so they go to the bar
and make him drunk.

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With tears and sadness
they begin to comfort him.

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Then they say:

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Don't cry anymore.
This sadness must end.

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Christmas is about family,
but now it's about friends.

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It starts to become a new tradition.

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They celebrate Christmas with
having fun as a mission.

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Who is the greatest at Christmas?

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Open it.
"The Smallest Penis in the World"

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You already know.

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Boom! / What is this?

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That object can store
100 songs at a time.

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I have Dave Matthews's latest song.

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Ricky Martin. Oh! /
The man is gay.

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They understand each other,
do all kinds of things.

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They drink lots of alcohol,
then make a scene.

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Turn on.

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Aah!

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Then one night
was very important in 2008...

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... they realize that
Christmas can be more lively.

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That night at the bar, they
see a little view.

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A herd of jealous seekers
who appear to have had fun.

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And there is a woman who is so beautiful.

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They ventured to call.

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Excuse me. / Ethan said.

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And he turned with fear.

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Where did you party from tonight?

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From a place that cannot be
expressed in words...

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... with so many
drinks for everyone.

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And so many drugs,
unexpectedly I can survive.

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What...

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Ask Ethan.

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... the name of the party?

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Have you not heard?

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That Nutcracker Ball.

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They ask there
here, but don't find it.

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Where is this amazing and awesome party?

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Even though year after year
they try to find and fail...

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... they are never tired,
they never give up.

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But over time,
pleasure decreases.

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One friend has a family, the other has fame.

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Years passed,
his friends became adults.

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While our friend Ethan seems
he is a little stuck.

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"Christmas Eve This Year."

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How are you, friend? Do not want?

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OK. Do you want this?

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No thanks.

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Keep moving. Good like that.

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Good.

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Wait. No, no. What are you doing?

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No one wants to eat this tuna, so
I guess... / No. You can't make...

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... executive decision, Elf (fairy).

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How old are you?

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Thirty-three. / Thirty-three.
33 years, and you're an elf.

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You don't even know how to be an elf.
Show elf facial expressions.

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Eh...

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It's happy. It desires.
Strange.

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More fantasy. Very cheerful.

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That's it! That! / This was indeed.

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That's why you come back here
with a full tray.

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I will move you to care
coat. This is your last chance.

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During this event, I want
to see the elf's facial expression.

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Good. / Start now.

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Go.

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Go.

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These two become one.
No, you have to take the ticket.

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Hi. Alone, sir?

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Good. This is your ticket.
Please do not omit.

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This coat is very expensive,
so please take good care.

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Of course, sir.

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This, ticket. OK, this one.

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Yes. Nice.

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Hi. Merry Christmas, sir.

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Hey, what are you doing?

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What? No.

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I'm back soon. / No,
where are you going? / I'm sick.

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Whoa!

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PREVIOUS NIGHT

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Congratulations. You will get the best night in your life.

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You will reap valuable lessons,
filled with Christmas spirit...

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... and maybe make love.

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We will notify the location
our party at 10pm.

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Merry Christmas.

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I know, Mom. Forgive me. But I
must stay here and work hard.

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I think how do I get
incredible seasons like that?

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I also love mom. Merry Christmas.

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See you later.

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How are you, buddy? How are you?
Good to see you. Merry Christmas.

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Do you want to take a picture? Come on.

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Leave it alone!

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If you are not a Christian, what are you doing?

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I'm Jewish.

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Is that why you look different? /
What was that? Repeat again.

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You just look funny. /
I look funny?

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Have you ever watched The Shining?
(Illuminati film)

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Isaac? /
Yes!

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What did you tell them? / I'm just
talking to your beautiful daughter...

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... as if they were adults.
In terms of cognitive...

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... if you consider them adults,
it will make them more curious...

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... and open their minds
to receive more things.

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He will be a great father.

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I wish we had
children as beautiful as your daughter.

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Ow! / I'm sorry. /
Dear, let's just help mom in the kitchen.

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Are you okay? Do you want to be hugged? /
It's fine.

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OK.

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Gosh, I'm like a fool. No no at all. I'm the worst mother.

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I'm horrible. Don't talk like that. What if I screw this up?

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Will not. Research shows
your maternal instincts...

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... very visible in the last month.

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I know. Sorry. I'm just nervous. /
It's fine. I love you so much.

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I love you too.

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Bets, see who this is.

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Ethan!

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Merry Christmas.

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Oh my God! You look really big! /
No.

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You don't know much
about pregnant women, & apos; right?

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I mean the baby. /
No, I really look big.

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You look beautiful. The baby might...

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... spreading your small body and
healthy. / Thank you, it's enough.

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Shut up. This is all good. /
I don't know what to say.

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He looks beautiful.

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Do you want to drink? / Of course. /
Do you want to drink, honey?

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I don't want to drink now.

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Really?

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Yes. I'm sort of on duty.
Must keep myself awake.

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But you will drink tonight? - Yes, of course.

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Good. That's Chris.

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Everyone, see who is coming!

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Merry Christmas, blessed
Kwanzaa, congratulations Hanukkah!

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Hey. How are you doing? /
Look at this! Oh, my God!

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I don't even know you're pregnant
until I see it from the side.

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See how small you are! /
How good you are to say that.

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That's how to talk to pregnant women.

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Extraordinary. You experienced the best season of your life.

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Congratulations. / Thank you.

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I practice in a new way, a new diet,
the Paleo diet that I do.

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I've heard that.
And that works?

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That tortures you. But if you see me
naked, you will be surprised.

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♪ Five gold rings ♪

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Throw.

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♪ Four birds call ♪

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♪ Three French chickens ♪

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♪ Two turtle doves ♪

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♪ And partridge
In a pear tree ♪

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Unexpectedly we will do this again this year.

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Honestly, I was done with this
a few years ago.

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We are like those children who don't want to stop playing trick or treat.

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Finally they come to
your door, you're like, "Eh."

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"There's no candy for you." / Yes, nothing.
"Go, son."

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But here it is. This is the last Christmas.
The latter. Correct?

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He doesn't matter with this? / Yes, I think.
He looks happy now, & right?

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I mean, we made
he became like this.

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We don't help him
forget the problem.

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From a psychological standpoint, it's not good.

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I've made a decision.

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For Christmas gifts, I will take care of and educate him.

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I will help him
eliminate this habit.

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This is the conversation that we
avoid for 10 years.

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I know. Just do it easily.

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I'll do it all. /
Don't everyone.

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♪ And partridge
In a pear tree ♪

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♪ The eighth... ♪

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Have fun.

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Take good care of my husband, fine?
I like it.

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We will take care.

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Hey, Bets, tell Diana
I say hello.

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Yes, no. No, no.
Merry Christmas.

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See you later.

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Congratulations. / Nice to meet you.

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The luckiest man in the world. /
Sure. See you later.

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Can I talk to you for a moment?

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We don't exchange prizes now, & no? Right? /
No, we do that tomorrow...

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... but this one I'm pretty sure
you want it.

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What is this? / You are already like
stone (husband is alert & tough)...

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... in all things during this pregnancy.

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You're like Dwayne Johnsonku.

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Thank you. Now Christmas
and we almost have children...

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... and you deserve this.
Be Merry Christmas.

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Is this cologne? /
No.

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Geez!

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These are all types of drugs around the world. /
Why did you give this?

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You've been so focused
on me and the baby...

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... and tonight I think
you have to focus on yourself.

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Go out there,
be wild, you know?

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Is this cocaine? I've stopped
consuming cocaine...

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... for 11 years. /
Nothing stops.

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Extraordinary. Where did you get this?

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Craigslist. Do you get it from Craigslist?

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Just typing "New York City Drugs" ./
You're very much resourceful.

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It's your last Christmas with them,
so have fun.

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Thank you very much. /
Yes. I love you.

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This is very good. I'll take my cellphone.

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I will go home early./
All right./ I love you.

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What?

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What is this?

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This is Red Bull limousine, buddy.

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You now see
face and body from Red Bull.

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Congratulations, man!

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Right? Because this is the last Christmas, I think we can do it luxuriously.

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This is what the Christmas spirit means.
Rich athletes finally get...

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... the company limo
he always wants.

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Exactly! / I guess too / Come on, come in.
You must see this. Come on.

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Cool!

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This is Red Bull Limo, Friend!

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OK.

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Hey! How is everyone?
This is your friend, C-Rob.

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We are in Limo Red Bull.
We have Dom P (wine brand),

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... Cristal (brand of champagne),
Hennessy (brand of alcohol)...

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... and we have Red Bull!

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I perpetuate this with
my cellphone is Sony Xperia Ultra.

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Whether it's dark or bright,
the picture is still good. Correct?

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This is your friend, Chris Rob.

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What if greetings!

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Greetings! Wow!

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And the Internet.

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The social media game is crazy. / Laris./
Very popular. / Selling.

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Five million people might see that.

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Hey, there.

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It doesn't mean to bother when you
are enjoying themselves behind there.

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Good video.
I just saw.

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Fast too.

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My name is Joshua. I'll be...

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... your driver provided
Red Bull tonight.

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First goal: Rockefeller Center, & apos; right?

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Thank you, Josh. / Lift the screen. /
It's nice to meet you, Josh.

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I do two greetings
too many fingers.

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Yes. We will call you. There he is.

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Look at what Betsy gave me.

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This is a group of drugs.

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We eat a little mushroom
to get a little drunk...

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.... see lights, all
glittering lights.

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Let's start with champagne. /
Yes, sure. Yes!

244
00:12:22,677 --> 00:12:25,678
Point it out the window! / Oh!

245
00:12:33,388 --> 00:12:36,021
So what, E? How is your life? /
My life is good!

246
00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:39,659
Yes? / Yes, man. How is your music situation? Is there a show?

247
00:12:39,661 --> 00:12:43,095
Not a show, it's not sold.
People now with their cellphones.

248
00:12:43,097 --> 00:12:44,564
Know what I mean? / Yes.

249
00:12:44,566 --> 00:12:47,766
The thing I'm doing now
must be heard from beginning to end.

250
00:12:47,768 --> 00:12:49,435
This is the album concept. /
What is the concept?

251
00:12:49,437 --> 00:12:52,003
I still conceptualize that part...

252
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:55,539
... is this about who you know more than
_ anything.

253
00:12:55,641 --> 00:12:58,578
Hey, Merry Christmas. / Berpose !/
Good. OK.

254
00:12:58,580 --> 00:13:00,847
That happens now? /
People like C-Rob.

255
00:13:00,849 --> 00:13:02,882
What about Diana?
Have you talked to him?

256
00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:05,718
What happened after you broke up?
It's a pity that the one left.

257
00:13:05,720 --> 00:13:07,453
It's still over. / It's over. Don't think about that.

258
00:13:07,455 --> 00:13:09,555
It's okay. Not anyone's fault.

259
00:13:09,557 --> 00:13:12,458
Our relationship is only stretched. /
Look, we arrived at the Christmas tree!

260
00:13:12,460 --> 00:13:15,831
Why don't we talk about that next time? /
What? / Don't now.

261
00:13:19,868 --> 00:13:21,601
Wow.

262
00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:27,707
Gentlemen, 14 years ago this evening
, a tradition was born.

263
00:13:27,709 --> 00:13:31,676
That year a damn drunkard crashed into my parents with a car.

264
00:13:31,678 --> 00:13:34,613
So since Christmas, I don't have family to celebrate...

265
00:13:34,615 --> 00:13:36,748
... but you are there for me.

266
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:39,551
But tonight!
Tonight is different.

267
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:42,755
We agree to decide
to end this tradition.

268
00:13:42,757 --> 00:13:44,189
Isaac will have children.

269
00:13:44,191 --> 00:13:47,693
And Chris is too famous for
gathering with us again. / Great guy.

270
00:13:47,695 --> 00:13:53,598
But friend, just today
I witnessed the reality of the Christmas miracle.

271
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,902
Where did you get that?
Is that real? / This is real!

272
00:13:56,904 --> 00:14:01,040
Where did it come from? /
Not important! This is a Christmas miracle!

273
00:14:01,042 --> 00:14:03,242
You killed someone for that? /
No, I stole this.

274
00:14:03,644 --> 00:14:09,015
That's amazing! It's not playing! /
It's a Nutcracker Ball party!

275
00:14:09,017 --> 00:14:10,483
Yes!

276
00:14:10,485 --> 00:14:12,819
So I've contacted the
number listed on this ticket.

277
00:14:12,821 --> 00:14:15,487
They don't give
addresses until 10 PM.

278
00:14:15,489 --> 00:14:17,589
So we have a few hours...

279
00:14:17,591 --> 00:14:19,592
... to celebrate Christmas
traditions as much as possible!

280
00:14:19,594 --> 00:14:21,026
Let's do it.

281
00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:23,228
This will be the best night of our lives!

282
00:14:23,230 --> 00:14:27,201
I'm very happy, man. Cool. /
Maybe this will be a new Christmas tradition.

283
00:14:28,836 --> 00:14:31,204
I don't know if we
will replace...

284
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:32,671
... this is with other traditions.

285
00:14:32,673 --> 00:14:34,707
That's just a joke, Isaac.
Give me praise.

286
00:14:34,709 --> 00:14:37,175
Obviously, it's a joke. I'm really
no problem with that.

287
00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:41,247
Obviously, he's joking. /
Definitely. / Lord, I have a sweater.

288
00:14:41,249 --> 00:14:44,150
This is for you.
This is for you.

289
00:14:44,152 --> 00:14:47,487
Let's do this! /
Ayo./Hey, where did he go?

290
00:15:26,961 --> 00:15:30,963
♪ Who is with you! Who is with you! ♪

291
00:15:30,965 --> 00:15:35,069
♪ Who is with you! Who is with you! ♪

292
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:39,137
♪ And I always know
Yes, I always know ♪

293
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:40,909
♪ Something is wrong ♪

294
00:15:42,076 --> 00:15:43,843
♪ You provide my needs ♪

295
00:15:43,845 --> 00:15:47,012
♪ It's just too long ♪

296
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:51,786
♪ I am very talented to know
I least like ♪

297
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:57,622
♪ So I guess it's time
For us to toast ♪

298
00:15:57,624 --> 00:15:59,758
♪ Let's toast
For idiots ♪

299
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:02,295
♪ Let's toast
For a jerk ♪

300
00:16:02,297 --> 00:16:05,164
♪ Let's toast
For idiots ♪

301
00:16:05,166 --> 00:16:08,000
♪ Every one of them I know ♪

302
00:16:08,002 --> 00:16:10,803
♪ Let's toast
For the bastards ♪

303
00:16:10,805 --> 00:16:13,705
♪ Who has never been on vacation ♪

304
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,941
♪ Honey, I have a plan ♪

305
00:16:15,943 --> 00:16:18,843
♪ Run as fast as you can ♪

306
00:16:18,845 --> 00:16:21,849
♪ Run as fast as you can ♪

307
00:16:24,318 --> 00:16:25,718
The soup comes!

308
00:16:25,720 --> 00:16:27,286
Hey, Thuwan! How are you, man?

309
00:16:27,288 --> 00:16:30,989
Now it's Christmas. Not yet Christmas
if you haven't eaten eggs in soup.

310
00:16:30,991 --> 00:16:33,191
This reminds me again.
Who are you calling now?

311
00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:35,661
Call Tommy Owens. /
Are you calling Tommy Owens?

312
00:16:35,663 --> 00:16:37,662
Who is Tommy Owens? /
The best player in the league.

313
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,998
Tommy! / C-Money, how are you guys?

314
00:16:40,000 --> 00:16:41,766
Merry Christmas.

315
00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,268
Tell him "hi".

316
00:16:43,270 --> 00:16:45,670
Hennessy! / We will
go to Nutcracker Ball.

317
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:48,174
I have a ticket for my friends.
I invite them to...

318
00:16:48,176 --> 00:16:50,343
... party after party, before
party, every party.

319
00:16:50,345 --> 00:16:52,044
Congratulations, you often party.

320
00:16:52,046 --> 00:16:54,112
Habits.
That's what we do!

321
00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:55,948
Ask him to bring marijuana.

322
00:16:55,950 --> 00:16:58,917
C-Money, while you're on the phone,
I hate to ask...

323
00:16:58,919 --> 00:17:00,786
... but can you bring us marijuana?

324
00:17:00,788 --> 00:17:05,690
Yes, I can. Who are you talking to.
Come on. This is Chris Money.

325
00:17:05,692 --> 00:17:07,258
I will meet you on Nutcracker Ball.

326
00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,228
I will bring half
pounds and we will roll.

327
00:17:09,230 --> 00:17:11,398
One. Chris came out. Regards.

328
00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:16,302
How many marijuana do you have? /
I don't know. Why don't we check?

329
00:17:16,304 --> 00:17:17,702
Check first.

330
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:20,238
Someone calls Snoop
D-O-double Gezzank...

331
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,741
... because I have a marijuana cigarette.

332
00:17:22,743 --> 00:17:24,009
You only have one stem?

333
00:17:24,011 --> 00:17:27,313
Bets don't know much about drugs.
This proportion of drugs is only this much.

334
00:17:27,315 --> 00:17:30,315
Dude, we need to find marijuana again. /
Can we not get off track here?

335
00:17:30,317 --> 00:17:32,718
This is not about famous athletes and their rewards.

336
00:17:32,720 --> 00:17:35,420
It's about the three of us.
This is our last Christmas together.

337
00:17:35,422 --> 00:17:37,122
This is about a famous athlete
and the reward.

338
00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:38,990
We have been playing with
for six years...

339
00:17:38,992 --> 00:17:41,192
... and he finally knows who I am.
If I can give this marijuana...

340
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,130
... we can smoke with Tommy Owens
and hang out with him all night!

341
00:17:44,132 --> 00:17:47,432
I want to smoke with Tommy Owens. /
See? He wants to smoke with Tommy.

342
00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,901
Good, good.

343
00:17:48,903 --> 00:17:51,403
Where can we get this
marijuana? / I mean...

344
00:17:51,405 --> 00:17:53,405
We can contact Mr. Green.

345
00:17:53,407 --> 00:17:55,740
Why are we outside our high school again?

346
00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,309
Because he's a dealer
drugs and he's suspicious...

347
00:17:58,311 --> 00:18:00,946
... he doesn't want to meet you except
he met you there before.

348
00:18:00,948 --> 00:18:03,882
Whether it's in our high school or
at home this man's mother.

349
00:18:03,884 --> 00:18:06,419
That won't happen. /
I know. So here.

350
00:18:08,122 --> 00:18:09,421
Gosh. Is that you?

351
00:18:09,423 --> 00:18:11,323
Not mine.

352
00:18:11,325 --> 00:18:16,027
No. Oh, my goodness.
Her voice from there before.

353
00:18:16,029 --> 00:18:19,398
They still make it? / Don't touch.
People wipe their butt with it.

354
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,100
This is how you talk to him.

355
00:18:21,102 --> 00:18:22,267
Don't lift it!

356
00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:23,768
Hello! This is with the 1998 class.

357
00:18:23,770 --> 00:18:25,438
Disgusting.

358
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,038
Oh

359
00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:29,909
Yes, I see you. Good.
Thank you. He is over there.

360
00:18:29,911 --> 00:18:34,947
Please. Take it there. I don't want to. You're the one who left.

361
00:18:34,949 --> 00:18:36,949
Come on, don't spoil it./
That's your reward!

362
00:18:36,951 --> 00:18:38,453
Damn.

363
00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:44,189
Is it just me? He changed a little, & right?

364
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,826
Yes, he seems happy with his fame.

365
00:18:47,828 --> 00:18:50,429
I think it's our job to control the situation.

366
00:18:50,431 --> 00:18:53,199
Sometimes, you think it's easy
tell something to your friend...

367
00:18:53,201 --> 00:18:55,200
... and actually it's difficult for
to say...

368
00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,202
... because you're in
in a moment where...

369
00:18:57,204 --> 00:19:00,508
... you want to tell the truth.
Do you know what I mean?

370
00:19:05,413 --> 00:19:09,981
Mr. Green! How are you? /
Good night.

371
00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,851
How are you doing?
Good to see you.

372
00:19:11,853 --> 00:19:13,251
I'm glad you opened at Christmas.

373
00:19:13,253 --> 00:19:16,822
Many people need me
at Christmas, you know.

374
00:19:16,824 --> 00:19:19,190
It's a busy vacation.

375
00:19:19,192 --> 00:19:20,359
I know you.

376
00:19:20,361 --> 00:19:23,628
Yes. You used to sell marijuana
me and friends...

377
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:27,833
... when we were in high school. Yes, that's crazy. /
So, what do you want?

378
00:19:27,835 --> 00:19:30,870
Your best item. Which is chronic, expensive, which... ... yey, yey. That kind of thing.

379
00:19:30,872 --> 00:19:32,505
It's nice to see you still
gathered and smoking marijuana.

380
00:19:32,507 --> 00:19:36,342
Makes me proud.

381
00:19:36,344 --> 00:19:37,843
Thank you. We just tried
keeping the dream alive, you know?

382
00:19:37,845 --> 00:19:41,180
But this is not for us.
This is for my good friend.

383
00:19:41,182 --> 00:19:43,516
Tommy Owens. Quarterback.
The Savior.

384
00:19:43,518 --> 00:19:46,184


385
00:19:46,186 --> 00:19:50,189
Do you know? As far as I know, there is only one Savior.

386
00:19:50,191 --> 00:19:56,128
Our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
So the name is a little insulting to God.

387
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,166
Yes.

388
00:20:05,006 --> 00:20:07,806
Marijuana Christmas gifts.

389
00:20:07,808 --> 00:20:09,975
I'm an athlete, so don't
take drugs.

390
00:20:09,977 --> 00:20:11,943
Drug-free zones. Do not smoke.

391
00:20:11,945 --> 00:20:15,381
You bought someone
and you don't want to taste it?

392
00:20:15,383 --> 00:20:20,320
It could be oregano. (Cooking ingredients) /
What is Orega? / Oregano.

393
00:20:32,866 --> 00:20:34,568
So...

394
00:20:35,870 --> 00:20:39,371
Something special should happen? /
Just happened.

395
00:20:39,373 --> 00:20:42,077
You're in a prize.

396
00:20:45,078 --> 00:20:51,417
What? Maybe I'm drunk or something, I'm not... / Or you might be in a gift.

397
00:20:51,419 --> 00:20:56,287
Marijuana Christmas Gifts. /
With that logic...

398
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:58,591
... aren't all marijuana
are Marijuana Christmas Gifts?

399
00:20:58,593 --> 00:21:01,261
Only at Christmas, kid.

400
00:21:02,630 --> 00:21:05,096
Anyway, it costs a hundred dollars.

401
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:08,234
Oh OK. I'll take the money.

402
00:21:08,236 --> 00:21:11,903
If you don't do anything later,
come to the party that I hold.

403
00:21:11,905 --> 00:21:15,474
Amazing party. /
Are you serious?

404
00:21:15,476 --> 00:21:19,077
Not in my car.
Real party.

405
00:21:19,079 --> 00:21:23,481
We have been invited to a party.
Sorry. But thank you for the invitation.

406
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:27,387
No problem. My feelings are not hurt. Not really.

407
00:21:30,557 --> 00:21:32,891
Tell Isaac, "I will
meet you in a few hours."

408
00:21:32,893 --> 00:21:34,192
What?

409
00:21:34,194 --> 00:21:37,930
Tell Isaac I will meet him in a few hours.

410
00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,565
How can he suddenly be so good?

411
00:21:40,567 --> 00:21:42,034
I don't know.

412
00:21:42,036 --> 00:21:44,739
That's it.

413
00:21:47,341 --> 00:21:49,975
That was the strangest
_ experience of my life.

414
00:21:49,977 --> 00:21:53,112
Really? / But I got the reward. /
Good!

415
00:21:53,114 --> 00:21:55,214
Let's throw a karaoke place.

416
00:21:55,216 --> 00:21:59,118
Tell them the Ice Crew has arrived!
Let's do it.

417
00:21:59,120 --> 00:22:01,519
Have you practiced your movements? /
I've been practicing.

418
00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:02,987
Hey!

419
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:08,562
Dance, dance.

420
00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:14,001
Show them!

421
00:22:15,303 --> 00:22:17,536
♪ It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens ♪

422
00:22:17,538 --> 00:22:20,572
♪ Cook the chicken and mustard greens ♪

423
00:22:20,574 --> 00:22:22,607
♪ Cook rice with stuffing
Macaroni and cheese ♪

424
00:22:22,609 --> 00:22:25,411
♪ And Santa put a toy
Under the Christmas tree ♪

425
00:22:25,413 --> 00:22:28,080
♪ Decorating the house
With lights at night ♪

426
00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:30,315
♪ The snow is falling
Snow white is so bright ♪

427
00:22:30,317 --> 00:22:32,684
♪ On a yule wood fireplace ♪

428
00:22:32,686 --> 00:22:35,420
♪ Under the mistletoe where we
drink eggnog (egg drink) ♪

429
00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:38,222
♪ The rhymes you hear
Poems from Darryl ♪

430
00:22:38,224 --> 00:22:41,559
♪ But every year
We sing carols ♪

431
00:22:44,699 --> 00:22:46,235
Ballet dance.

432
00:22:53,708 --> 00:22:56,007
I think the fungus starts to feel.

433
00:22:56,009 --> 00:22:58,276
♪ My name is DMC with
Microphone in my hand ♪

434
00:22:58,278 --> 00:23:00,545
♪ I'm cold and cool
Like a snowman ♪

435
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,515
♪ So open your eyes and ears
We want to say ♪

436
00:23:03,517 --> 00:23:06,651
♪ Merry Christmas and New Year ♪

437
00:23:09,489 --> 00:23:13,324
How are you? We are Ice Crew!
We have one thing to say!

438
00:23:13,326 --> 00:23:16,231
Drink Red Bull!

439
00:23:20,401 --> 00:23:23,401
This happens (drunk). / Are you okay?
Do you feel good? / Yes.

440
00:23:23,403 --> 00:23:25,336
Ethan, that's Diana!

441
00:23:25,338 --> 00:23:29,541
Hi. / What's up? / Chris, I want
to greet you, but you're surrounded by fans!

442
00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:31,576
I know. This is crazy! Sweep Ethan!

443
00:23:31,578 --> 00:23:34,313
He looks very handsome!
Let's get out and post on Instagram.

444
00:23:34,315 --> 00:23:36,015
My social media game is in demand!

445
00:23:36,017 --> 00:23:39,218
The man is very famous now. /
Yes. / Famous super.

446
00:23:39,220 --> 00:23:41,353
Nice to meet you guys!

447
00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:43,354
Merry Christmas.
What are you doing here?

448
00:23:43,356 --> 00:23:46,225
Only this karaoke place
is open at Christmas.

449
00:23:46,227 --> 00:23:48,059
Yes, this is our tradition.

450
00:23:48,061 --> 00:23:50,094
I should remember
you came here.

451
00:23:50,096 --> 00:23:53,198
But Run-DMC, I finally have to see it. /
You like it? / That was cool.

452
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:54,533
This is what you miss.

453
00:23:54,535 --> 00:23:56,101
He sang Miley Cyrus.

454
00:23:56,103 --> 00:23:59,772
He sang Wrecking Ball. Amazing. /
Do you still like the song? / Everyone still.

455
00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:03,342
You can cry, you can be happy,
you can party with that song.

456
00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:06,378
Lasting! / What are your plans later?

457
00:24:06,380 --> 00:24:08,413
Actually, we will
have fun tonight.

458
00:24:08,415 --> 00:24:10,649
Not too brutal,
but quite brutal.

459
00:24:10,651 --> 00:24:12,116
We kind of...

460
00:24:12,118 --> 00:24:17,389
This is the last night we celebrated Christmas! /
End of an era. / Last year.

461
00:24:17,391 --> 00:24:19,291
But so far it's been very fun.

462
00:24:19,293 --> 00:24:21,259
Of course. Betsy gave birth to another month.

463
00:24:21,261 --> 00:24:24,328
He will have a baby. /
We will miss him in the office.

464
00:24:24,330 --> 00:24:28,167
But he said you were already on duty
very well. You are very ready.

465
00:24:28,169 --> 00:24:31,469
You've read every book
about being a father.

466
00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:35,340
I really don't believe it now. That you are ready, more than ready.

467
00:24:35,342 --> 00:24:36,708
He is strong. He has statistics.

468
00:24:36,710 --> 00:24:41,246
Many men in your position must panic.
They ran away.

469
00:24:41,248 --> 00:24:44,283
This is a contagious outbreak. / True. Are you...

470
00:24:44,285 --> 00:24:46,785
Gosh! Are you good
? Are you okay?

471
00:24:46,787 --> 00:24:51,590
Are the lights here working on you?
All the time? / Not really.

472
00:24:51,592 --> 00:24:53,725
I think my head is spinning
because of dancing earlier.

473
00:24:53,727 --> 00:24:56,695
Yes. I will call Betsy.
I'm back soon.

474
00:24:56,697 --> 00:24:59,664
A good idea. / Nice to meet
with you. I will...

475
00:24:59,666 --> 00:25:02,266
Call him.

476
00:25:02,268 --> 00:25:06,741
You understand each other. /
Yes, he's a lover.

477
00:25:08,308 --> 00:25:11,176
I'm going to the bar. / No! / Take
to drink again. No, no!

478
00:25:11,178 --> 00:25:14,580
Nice to meet you./
Merry Christmas. / You look fine.

479
00:25:15,849 --> 00:25:17,449
Hi.

480
00:25:17,451 --> 00:25:18,920
Hi.

481
00:25:24,357 --> 00:25:28,227
Good. Come on. Whoo!
The fungus fights.

482
00:25:28,229 --> 00:25:31,196
Your night is still long.
Let's try another one.

483
00:25:31,198 --> 00:25:32,864
Cocaine. That will make me aware.

484
00:25:32,866 --> 00:25:35,734
Enter into my brain.
Make me feel different.

485
00:25:35,736 --> 00:25:36,901
Yes.

486
00:25:41,307 --> 00:25:43,775
How are you, Savior?
How are you, Jesus White?

487
00:25:43,777 --> 00:25:46,577
Listen.
This is C-Rob, man.

488
00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:49,715
Everything works fine.
I brought you...

489
00:25:49,717 --> 00:25:52,683
I have the item. I have the reward.

490
00:25:52,685 --> 00:25:56,522
Do you know? I might be drunk.
I will just text you.

491
00:25:56,524 --> 00:25:59,423
How about greetings? Regards. C-Rob comes out.

492
00:25:59,425 --> 00:26:02,894
Chris the bastard Roberts!

493
00:26:02,896 --> 00:26:05,197
I'm not Julia Roberts.

494
00:26:05,199 --> 00:26:07,533
But you're a beautiful woman.
(The film Julia Roberts)

495
00:26:07,535 --> 00:26:08,901
Gosh!

496
00:26:08,903 --> 00:26:10,835
Dude, I'm your fan.

497
00:26:10,837 --> 00:26:12,371
Meet you tonight...

498
00:26:12,373 --> 00:26:15,207
... as if enough to make Christmas
not so bad for me.

499
00:26:15,209 --> 00:26:19,644
Whoa. You don't like Christmas? /
No. I hate Christmas.

500
00:26:19,646 --> 00:26:22,881
Sorry I like Grinch for you.
(evil character character)

501
00:26:22,883 --> 00:26:24,917
This is amazing.

502
00:26:24,919 --> 00:26:27,786
As much as I hate Christmas, I love you so much.

503
00:26:27,788 --> 00:26:31,390
Wow. / Sorry.
Good, I'm overdoing it.

504
00:26:31,392 --> 00:26:33,725
I spill
on you. Like ejaculation. Sorry.

505
00:26:33,727 --> 00:26:36,428
No. Just spill
me. I like it.

506
00:26:36,430 --> 00:26:38,930
You might want to go back to your friends.

507
00:26:38,932 --> 00:26:40,699
Fuck my friends.

508
00:26:40,701 --> 00:26:44,603
Friends come and go,
but fans, that's forever.

509
00:26:44,605 --> 00:26:46,805
You're naughty. / I'm very naughty.

510
00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:50,875
I will teach you lessons
Christmas, you're a bad boy.

511
00:26:50,877 --> 00:26:52,276
OK.

512
00:26:53,814 --> 00:26:56,049
The truth will set you free.

513
00:26:58,419 --> 00:27:00,251
Hey.

514
00:27:00,253 --> 00:27:05,423
This is a message for Isaac's future
from Isaac at this time.

515
00:27:05,425 --> 00:27:07,892
You have to listen to me...

516
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,561
... because now I have clarity.

517
00:27:09,563 --> 00:27:12,965
You don't have to have that baby.
The baby is a mistake.

518
00:27:12,967 --> 00:27:15,601
The baby will ruin your life.
You will damage the baby's life!

519
00:27:15,603 --> 00:27:17,969
Then the baby will kill people!

520
00:27:17,971 --> 00:27:21,372
I don't know what you are doing right now,
but get rid of the baby!

521
00:27:21,374 --> 00:27:23,574
Enter in a bag then
leave it somewhere!

522
00:27:23,576 --> 00:27:26,844
Enter in a basket
then drift in the river!

523
00:27:26,846 --> 00:27:28,247
Fuck you baby!

524
00:27:28,249 --> 00:27:33,017
Fuck you
baby with small arms and fat legs!

525
00:27:33,019 --> 00:27:36,487
Fuck you, baby! Bastard! Bitch!

526
00:27:38,925 --> 00:27:40,694
OK.

527
00:27:46,333 --> 00:27:48,266
Have fun! Yes!

528
00:27:48,268 --> 00:27:49,601
Let's party!

529
00:27:55,875 --> 00:27:59,277
Isaac? / What! Yes!
Hi, Sarah! What is wrong?

530
00:27:59,279 --> 00:28:00,545
How are you doing? / Good.

531
00:28:00,547 --> 00:28:03,481
Good. What happened? Are you okay?

532
00:28:03,483 --> 00:28:05,616
You're sweating. Here it's hot.
I'm starting to overheat.

533
00:28:05,618 --> 00:28:07,352
We have a tradition of wearing a sweater.

534
00:28:07,354 --> 00:28:10,322
Obviously I don't always use this. When I am in the room, I usually take it off.

535
00:28:10,324 --> 00:28:11,823
I think it hurts the hearts of my friends.

536
00:28:11,825 --> 00:28:15,826
You speak so fast, you sound
like an auctioneer. / That's funny. Sold!

537
00:28:15,828 --> 00:28:16,995
That's a little scary.

538
00:28:16,997 --> 00:28:20,032
Sorry. Don't mean to scare you
by saying, "Sold!" / Gosh!

539
00:28:20,034 --> 00:28:22,700
It should not say that.
That's all I can think of.

540
00:28:22,702 --> 00:28:24,402
Do you want to drink? / Good. Certain.

541
00:28:24,404 --> 00:28:27,405
Let's drink. I'm right back. /
Thank you, Isaac.

542
00:28:27,407 --> 00:28:29,775
♪ Let's talk about sex ♪

543
00:28:31,311 --> 00:28:32,911
Betsy says you ask about me.

544
00:28:32,913 --> 00:28:35,413
That's a lie. /
That is a lie.

545
00:28:35,415 --> 00:28:37,548
Betsy will never be in one
billion years...

546
00:28:37,550 --> 00:28:39,750
... say anything like
even in the slightest.

547
00:28:39,752 --> 00:28:41,519
How is your family?

548
00:28:41,521 --> 00:28:43,889
You ask about my family.

549
00:28:43,891 --> 00:28:46,857
Sorry, I can't believe that. Who are you?

550
00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,059
I have the right to ask.

551
00:28:48,061 --> 00:28:50,696
My family is fine,
thank you for asking.

552
00:28:50,698 --> 00:28:53,364
You usually stay with them on Christmas Eve, right?

553
00:28:53,366 --> 00:28:54,666
Yes, I live with them...

554
00:28:54,668 --> 00:28:56,767
... but I will do this
with Sarah.

555
00:28:56,769 --> 00:28:58,172
What is that?

556
00:28:59,672 --> 00:29:03,674
He dated a man,
and the man invited us to a party.

557
00:29:03,676 --> 00:29:05,610
And I know you always want to go there...

558
00:29:05,612 --> 00:29:07,512
Gosh. Will you
go to Nutcracker Ball?

559
00:29:07,514 --> 00:29:11,416
Yes. I'm sorry. We too. I really? Isn't that crazy?

560
00:29:11,418 --> 00:29:14,553
I'm happy for you. Your last Christmas
you can go to a stupid party...

561
00:29:14,555 --> 00:29:15,720
... which you always want.

562
00:29:15,722 --> 00:29:18,590
You invite someone? /
To that stupid party?

563
00:29:18,592 --> 00:29:24,028
A man? / Me? Yes, I will take two men...

564
00:29:24,030 --> 00:29:26,864
... I'm dating.

565
00:29:26,866 --> 00:29:28,499
With a very large penis.

566
00:29:28,501 --> 00:29:33,138
Which has a large penis,
is almost unrivaled in size.

567
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:35,439
I've seen a girl
with a big vagina.

568
00:29:35,441 --> 00:29:36,775
Really?

569
00:29:36,777 --> 00:29:38,709
I don't know if that
has the same taste.

570
00:29:38,711 --> 00:29:41,479
I just hope her pussy
this good young woman...

571
00:29:41,481 --> 00:29:43,582
... no bigger than mine.

572
00:29:43,584 --> 00:29:47,052
Your vagina, I mean.../ The biggest! /
Wup, wup, wup. / I know.

573
00:29:47,054 --> 00:29:49,821
Here it is. / Thank you very much.
I appreciate it.

574
00:29:49,823 --> 00:29:51,856
This is in your bill.

575
00:30:03,036 --> 00:30:04,436
Cheers! /
Cheers.

576
00:30:04,438 --> 00:30:07,005
This is very fun!

577
00:30:07,007 --> 00:30:08,640
Good beer.

578
00:30:08,642 --> 00:30:10,709
They say beer relaxes you a little, that's good.

579
00:30:10,711 --> 00:30:13,512
This is pretty good. It feels like
like coins or something.

580
00:30:13,514 --> 00:30:16,715
Strange. What does copper taste? / Yes ./
Strange. Maybe it's vodka?

581
00:30:16,717 --> 00:30:18,717
I think they
give you Crantini.

582
00:30:18,719 --> 00:30:22,653
Have you ever thought of all the parts of the family of Tini? Martini, Crantini.

583
00:30:22,655 --> 00:30:25,023
Only funny ideas come up. /
I think it's funny.

584
00:30:26,527 --> 00:30:31,496
Isaac. / Yes? / You nosebleed.

585
00:30:31,498 --> 00:30:33,564
My nose is bleeding?

586
00:30:33,566 --> 00:30:37,035
You don't feel it? / Oh, no! /
It's bad. There is a lot of blood.

587
00:30:37,037 --> 00:30:38,637
My nose feels
very amused now.

588
00:30:38,639 --> 00:30:43,441
Actually I don't feel much.
It's weird. / Oh my! / What?

589
00:30:43,443 --> 00:30:46,678
Do you shed blood
into my drink? / No.

590
00:30:46,680 --> 00:30:48,913
You shed blood on my drink, Isaac!

591
00:30:48,915 --> 00:30:51,650
I will be honest.
I use a lot of cocaine now.

592
00:30:51,652 --> 00:30:54,186
That's why my nose is bleeding. /
Are you using cocaine?

593
00:30:54,188 --> 00:30:57,488
You drank a lot? / It seems! /
What is that disgusting?

594
00:30:57,490 --> 00:31:00,191
I accidentally. /
You're really a messy person.

595
00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:03,661
You shouldn't be a father. See you later!
Your bastard! / You bastard, Isaac!

596
00:31:03,663 --> 00:31:06,530
I'm sorry. Your bastard! /
No, you bastard!

597
00:31:06,532 --> 00:31:09,200
Get out! There are people making love here!

598
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,671
0, 11!

599
00:31:13,673 --> 00:31:17,743
Good, now, defecating. / What?

600
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:22,680
Hey, friend! Sorry to interrupt. Hey, Ethan.
We have to leave here.

601
00:31:22,682 --> 00:31:24,682
I lose patience now. /
What happened?

602
00:31:24,684 --> 00:31:28,085
Please. I want to leave now. - I will follow. Thank you.

603
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,854
Sorry. / Forgive me.

604
00:31:29,856 --> 00:31:31,222
Gosh.

605
00:31:31,224 --> 00:31:32,724
Eh...

606
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:34,593
I guess that's my signal.

607
00:31:34,595 --> 00:31:36,695
Tell him I'm asking
sorry. You don't need to.

608
00:31:36,697 --> 00:31:38,263
I guess I'll see you again.

609
00:31:38,265 --> 00:31:40,564
OK. Hey.

610
00:31:40,566 --> 00:31:42,269
This...

611
00:31:48,275 --> 00:31:50,542
Come on, man.

612
00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,620
Ethan!

613
00:32:01,622 --> 00:32:03,220
You see Isaac? / Forget Isaac.

614
00:32:03,222 --> 00:32:08,727
I just made love to that hipster girl
in the bathroom. / So she's the person? / Yes.

615
00:32:08,729 --> 00:32:12,229
Can we go? / Are you okay? / I
good! Come on, let's go  We can call the number of the party now. /
Let's call! Come on call!

616
00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,999
I'll get this address.
Hopefully connected.

617
00:32:15,001 --> 00:32:18,305
If you want the joy of your Christmas...

618
00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:22,106
... go to the corner of Grand and Berry.

619
00:32:22,108 --> 00:32:25,709
Good.
Please go to Grand and Berry!

620
00:32:25,711 --> 00:32:28,779
Listen, listen.

621
00:32:28,781 --> 00:32:30,882
So Diana will also go
to Nutcracker Ball.

622
00:32:30,884 --> 00:32:33,718
What? /
Crazy, right?

623
00:32:33,720 --> 00:32:36,555
He's cool. I miss her.

624
00:32:36,557 --> 00:32:37,855
Yes, you shouldn't let it go, man.

625
00:32:37,857 --> 00:32:39,757
You have to get him back, Bro.
My mother is named Diana.

626
00:32:39,759 --> 00:32:42,160


627
00:32:42,162 --> 00:32:45,029
Thank you. I didn't let it go
. He left me.

628
00:32:45,031 --> 00:32:47,932
You don't want to meet people
his parents and indeed never...

629
00:32:47,934 --> 00:32:49,633
... and continue to reason for two years.

630
00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,836
He makes our relationship
one thing I don't want to do.

631
00:32:52,838 --> 00:32:54,939
You made a mistake.
Isaac, tell him he's wrong.

632
00:32:54,941 --> 00:32:59,177
You're wrong, man./See ?/
Hey, Isaac. Are you okay?

633
00:32:59,179 --> 00:33:04,916
No. I think cocaine and
mushrooms react badly.

634
00:33:04,918 --> 00:33:07,151
Now I think maybe
should make it balanced.

635
00:33:07,153 --> 00:33:08,987
So I'll eat more mushrooms...

636
00:33:08,989 --> 00:33:12,189
... because I was just fine with mushrooms.
I have a plan. Relax, drink Red Bull.

637
00:33:12,191 --> 00:33:14,659
You can also stop
taking drugs now.

638
00:33:14,661 --> 00:33:16,894
Eat more mushrooms.

639
00:33:16,896 --> 00:33:20,899
Are you going to be okay at this party? / Very good
, G./ No, you're not okay, G.

640
00:33:20,901 --> 00:33:22,968
You look crazy. Only your right eye is functioning.

641
00:33:22,970 --> 00:33:25,269
There will be many
famous people at this party...

642
00:33:25,271 --> 00:33:28,773
... and I don't want you to make a mess.
That's ridiculous if you go in there...

643
00:33:28,775 --> 00:33:31,910
Do I look weird now? /
Yes! You look weird!

644
00:33:31,912 --> 00:33:34,012
Still weird.

645
00:33:34,014 --> 00:33:35,112
Strange!

646
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:39,651
He looks good. You need to control yourself, before...

647
00:33:39,653 --> 00:33:41,318
Before...

648
00:33:41,320 --> 00:33:45,122
... I destroy myself? /
That's what you mean? / Yes.

649
00:33:45,124 --> 00:33:47,825
Control myself before
I destroy it?

650
00:33:47,827 --> 00:33:49,093
What about someone's feelings?

651
00:33:49,095 --> 00:33:51,095
Being told he would
destroy himself.

652
00:33:51,097 --> 00:33:52,964
You won't destroy yourself.

653
00:33:52,966 --> 00:33:55,199
You make him feel guilty.
Can it stop bothering him?

654
00:33:55,201 --> 00:33:57,235
Look, he's not right. I'll calm down.

655
00:33:57,237 --> 00:33:59,874
Why don't you smoke
just marijuana and calm down?

656
00:34:01,208 --> 00:34:03,274
Do you carry the payoff?

657
00:34:03,276 --> 00:34:05,376
You bring the payoff, man?

658
00:34:05,378 --> 00:34:07,879
He stole my reward.

659
00:34:07,881 --> 00:34:10,981
He searched my jacket
when I made love to him.

660
00:34:10,983 --> 00:34:14,119
I guessed it! He took my reward! /
He served you well.

661
00:34:14,121 --> 00:34:16,421
Dude, not funny!
He stole my reward!

662
00:34:16,423 --> 00:34:20,392
This is the last time I stand
outside my mother's house.

663
00:34:20,394 --> 00:34:23,662
Remote school place. Your mother's house is close.

664
00:34:23,664 --> 00:34:27,097
How long is Mr. Green will arrive here? -
Half an hour.

665
00:34:27,099 --> 00:34:28,999
Come in and wait. I am cold.

666
00:34:29,001 --> 00:34:31,269
No. We will not enter.
My mother might be asleep.

667
00:34:31,271 --> 00:34:34,005
Half an hour for Mr. That green
could be two hours standing here.

668
00:34:34,007 --> 00:34:36,941
We can die at that time. Really dead.

669
00:34:36,943 --> 00:34:38,443
Look, my mother doesn't know I'm here.

670
00:34:38,445 --> 00:34:40,345
So forget it.
We will not enter.

671
00:34:40,347 --> 00:34:42,746
Really? You didn't say to your mother?

672
00:34:42,748 --> 00:34:45,749
I told him he was in Philadelphia
and stayed at Gansevoort.

673
00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:48,186
I think your mother will be happy
see you at Christmas.

674
00:34:48,188 --> 00:34:50,755
I don't say my mother
won't be happy to see me, understand?

675
00:34:50,757 --> 00:34:52,423
There are many things that you don't understand.

676
00:34:52,425 --> 00:34:55,927
What my mother wants is parading me around
and showing me off to people.

677
00:34:55,929 --> 00:34:58,063
The last time I came here, he told me to go to church...

678
00:34:58,065 --> 00:35:00,731
... give a signature, kiss the baby,
tell my statistics...

679
00:35:00,733 --> 00:35:02,767
... and what I did Sunday
yesterday. That's outrageous.

680
00:35:02,769 --> 00:35:06,905
I have a question. // What ?/
Does your mother still have a Nintendo 64?

681
00:35:06,907 --> 00:35:08,907
Maybe. He never disposed of my things. Why?

682
00:35:08,909 --> 00:35:11,142
Right. So that's why you don't want to go up...

683
00:35:11,144 --> 00:35:13,744
... because you will lose
in the game "GoldenEye."

684
00:35:13,746 --> 00:35:15,113
"GoldenEye." /
"GoldenEye."

685
00:35:15,115 --> 00:35:17,849
Good. Come on, then. One game.

686
00:35:17,851 --> 00:35:19,249
Ah! / Don't touch anything. / Shh!

687
00:35:19,251 --> 00:35:20,784
No one should touch anything.

688
00:35:20,786 --> 00:35:23,354
But I like to touch things.

689
00:35:23,356 --> 00:35:25,255
Shh.

690
00:35:26,860 --> 00:35:28,963
Alright, road, road.

691
00:35:34,467 --> 00:35:37,334
Dude, are you dead but
don't tell us? / Shut up.

692
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,936
This is amazing.

693
00:35:38,938 --> 00:35:42,773
I was there when you won this. You must be very proud. Be quiet and go up.

694
00:35:42,775 --> 00:35:45,242
Your room. / Silence.

695
00:35:45,244 --> 00:35:46,443
Dude.

696
00:35:46,445 --> 00:35:48,079
Ethan./What?

697
00:35:48,081 --> 00:35:51,182
I found you. / You
find me? / Look at you.

698
00:35:51,184 --> 00:35:53,351
Oh!

699
00:35:55,222 --> 00:35:56,521
Look at yourself, man.

700
00:35:58,992 --> 00:36:01,760
Do you remember when all of us
first met at a party?

701
00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:02,927
Who is the party at that time?

702
00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:04,362
Jocelyn Larue. / Jocelyn Larue.

703
00:36:04,364 --> 00:36:05,929
Yes, right.

704
00:36:05,931 --> 00:36:08,767
Remember when the police arrived? We must
hide in the bathroom.

705
00:36:08,769 --> 00:36:10,235
For three hours.

706
00:36:10,237 --> 00:36:13,003
I'm afraid we will be caught,
because you are so noisy.

707
00:36:13,005 --> 00:36:15,106
I remember you were wearing a T-shirt
the tie dyed Bob Marley...

708
00:36:15,108 --> 00:36:17,008
... and I ask whether you smoke smoking marijuana?

709
00:36:17,010 --> 00:36:19,244
I don't smoke marijuana. I just like Bob Marley and the dye tie technique.

710
00:36:19,246 --> 00:36:21,246
The unconscious I wear
shows my mood.

711
00:36:21,248 --> 00:36:23,947
You appear with
purple hair and robed.

712
00:36:23,949 --> 00:36:25,349
That is my transmission phase.

713
00:36:25,351 --> 00:36:27,318
That is a drunken phase. / Yes.

714
00:36:27,320 --> 00:36:29,253
I wonder why you
talk to us, Chris.

715
00:36:29,255 --> 00:36:31,255
When I recall,
I remember thinking:

716
00:36:31,257 --> 00:36:33,358
"This person is an athlete.

717
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:37,862
And he talks to magicians and
pretending to be marijuana addicts." / Right.

718
00:36:37,864 --> 00:36:41,833
If it wasn't for you, I would never have been able to get through school.

719
00:36:41,835 --> 00:36:45,036
Wait, pause first. There is no pause.
You have to pause it. My cellphone vibrates.

720
00:36:45,038 --> 00:36:46,871
I bought you marijuana! /
Don't be loud!

721
00:36:46,873 --> 00:36:48,106
Pause the game first.

722
00:36:48,108 --> 00:36:51,075
If you shoot me, you get fined.

723
00:36:51,077 --> 00:36:53,010
Yes, this is from him. Mr. Green here.

724
00:36:53,012 --> 00:36:57,048
I don't want to get into the car anymore.
He scared me. / Shh.

725
00:36:57,050 --> 00:37:00,320
Just me. Can you walk?

726
00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:03,421
I can fly.

727
00:37:09,061 --> 00:37:11,162
Police, Bro. You found out.

728
00:37:11,164 --> 00:37:14,064
Are you kidding me now? /
Yes, I'm just kidding.

729
00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:17,034
Geez.
Do not do it.

730
00:37:17,036 --> 00:37:20,338
Dude. Hey, nice to meet
with you. It is been a long time.

731
00:37:20,340 --> 00:37:21,905
It's been a long time.

732
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:24,876
It's a long time, yeah. - I remember you.

733
00:37:24,878 --> 00:37:27,945
And I'm proud
what you are now.

734
00:37:27,947 --> 00:37:29,313
Husband, lawyer...

735
00:37:29,315 --> 00:37:32,916
... soon to be a father.
That is very impressive.

736
00:37:32,918 --> 00:37:35,552
For me, I don't have time
to take care of a child.

737
00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:41,325
You are all my children. / Yes. /
Have you ever thought of me as a father?

738
00:37:41,327 --> 00:37:43,093
No.

739
00:37:43,095 --> 00:37:46,332
Put your little hand in my hand.

740
00:37:47,467 --> 00:37:48,999
Yes.

741
00:37:49,001 --> 00:37:53,037
A heavy night, huh? / A little.
How do you know? Does it appear in my hand?

742
00:37:53,039 --> 00:37:54,438
I consume a lot of drugs.

743
00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:57,876
Mushrooms. Caps (mushroom cap parts)
too much. I eat too much.

744
00:37:57,878 --> 00:38:01,045
And I guess that makes me a little panic.

745
00:38:01,047 --> 00:38:03,615
Basically, I sort of
are having a hard time...

746
00:38:03,617 --> 00:38:08,653
... to find my consciousness. / Relax.

747
00:38:08,655 --> 00:38:10,988
What happened now?

748
00:38:10,990 --> 00:38:13,526
Just look into your soul.

749
00:38:14,960 --> 00:38:16,529
What did you see?

750
00:38:19,599 --> 00:38:21,499
You need a soft and good indica.

751
00:38:21,501 --> 00:38:23,635
I have a great item from northern Cali...

752
00:38:23,637 --> 00:38:26,271
... the shape is long
and can calm...

753
00:38:26,273 --> 00:38:30,675
... and have an accurate vision of a surprising future.

754
00:38:30,677 --> 00:38:33,177
Yes, of course. Whatever you have, Bro.

755
00:38:33,179 --> 00:38:36,914
Yes. This must be the right time.

756
00:38:36,916 --> 00:38:38,548
Except...

757
00:38:38,550 --> 00:38:42,689
... you are dealing with people
that you cannot ask for peace.

758
00:38:44,023 --> 00:38:46,356
No! That is not me!
It's a different man.

759
00:38:46,358 --> 00:38:48,159
I think all my problems are
related to drugs...

760
00:38:48,161 --> 00:38:51,262
... and my emotional state really...

761
00:38:51,264 --> 00:38:55,133
... calm down, Bro.

762
00:38:55,135 --> 00:38:58,405
Just suck a little.
See if you like it or not.

763
00:39:01,474 --> 00:39:03,273
Come on.

764
00:39:03,275 --> 00:39:09,447
No need. I think I'll pass the one, my friend.

765
00:39:09,449 --> 00:39:11,481
I extend my hand to you.

766
00:39:11,483 --> 00:39:14,318
Take it.

767
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:15,789
Don't be too tight.

768
00:39:18,057 --> 00:39:20,023
Don't be too tight.

769
00:39:22,628 --> 00:39:24,996
Where are we?

770
00:39:24,998 --> 00:39:27,030
Striptease club.

771
00:39:27,032 --> 00:39:29,099
18 years in the future.

772
00:39:29,101 --> 00:39:33,503
What is my wife? / Yes.
You might want to talk to him.

773
00:39:33,505 --> 00:39:36,708
I'll take a beer, maybe dance.

774
00:39:36,710 --> 00:39:38,742
Good.

775
00:39:38,744 --> 00:39:42,079
Hi./ Sit down.
The show will begin.

776
00:39:42,081 --> 00:39:46,184
Good. Let's see Sierra's appearance!

777
00:39:46,186 --> 00:39:47,651
Whoo!

778
00:39:47,653 --> 00:39:49,052
Isn't he extraordinary?

779
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,220
Who is that?

780
00:39:50,222 --> 00:39:52,423
That's our beautiful daughter.

781
00:39:52,425 --> 00:39:55,159
What?

782
00:39:55,161 --> 00:39:57,628
Whoo! Show it, boy!
Show your pussy!

783
00:39:57,630 --> 00:39:59,329
Show it!

784
00:39:59,331 --> 00:40:01,666
Do you hear me, young woman?
Show your pussy!

785
00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:04,202
Don't, honey! You don't need to show your vagina!

786
00:40:04,204 --> 00:40:07,671
You've read all those books
and you don't understand anything!

787
00:40:07,673 --> 00:40:10,208
You're really bad as a father!

788
00:40:11,344 --> 00:40:14,412
Good. Rain of money.

789
00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,280
I know./No!

790
00:40:17,282 --> 00:40:20,351
See my finger. See my finger.
You have to give me 100 dollars...

791
00:40:20,353 --> 00:40:22,086
... and get out of my car now.

792
00:40:22,088 --> 00:40:24,354
Alright! This!

793
00:40:24,356 --> 00:40:25,757
Go.

794
00:40:55,485 --> 00:40:56,487
What are you doing?

795
00:40:56,489 --> 00:40:59,057
I don't know what happened.
Let's go. Let's get out.

796
00:40:59,059 --> 00:41:02,126
Turn it off. You made my mother wake up. /
I don't know what happened.

797
00:41:02,128 --> 00:41:06,197
Turn off. / Hi?
Hello?

798
00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:09,099
Hey, ma'am. This is Cristy-Poo!

799
00:41:09,101 --> 00:41:11,668
Oh my God! Chris!

800
00:41:11,670 --> 00:41:12,804
Hey!

801
00:41:12,806 --> 00:41:15,606
Oh my God! Ethan!

802
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,077
What are you doing?

803
00:41:19,079 --> 00:41:21,412
Merry Christmas! / Surprise!

804
00:41:21,414 --> 00:41:23,280
This...

805
00:41:23,282 --> 00:41:27,684
Are you hungry? / Yes! / You can
warm the food. / No, no.

806
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:30,454
Yes, you're hungry. Yes, you're hungry.

807
00:41:30,456 --> 00:41:31,456
Honey.

808
00:41:31,458 --> 00:41:34,392
Oh, you feel like marijuana.

809
00:41:34,394 --> 00:41:39,597
Meatloaf again, Isaac? /
What? No need.

810
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:45,103
Can I ask Chardonnay
again to take my medicine?

811
00:41:45,105 --> 00:41:47,473
Of course.

812
00:41:52,711 --> 00:41:55,479
Thank you.

813
00:41:55,481 --> 00:41:57,414
So, Ethan, what happened to you?

814
00:41:57,416 --> 00:41:58,483
Eh...

815
00:41:58,485 --> 00:42:01,318
Not much. Just feel good.

816
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:04,289
Is there someone special
in your life? / No.

817
00:42:04,291 --> 00:42:06,289
There is a young woman
who she used to date...

818
00:42:06,291 --> 00:42:10,461
... he met today and
I think it's pretty cool.

819
00:42:10,463 --> 00:42:14,532
What happened? / The story is long. The woman wants to be serious...

820
00:42:14,534 --> 00:42:17,467
... but he doesn't want to meet his parents.
The woman wants to live together...

821
00:42:17,469 --> 00:42:20,371
... and you say you have no place
right for him to live with you.

822
00:42:20,373 --> 00:42:21,872
That's honest nonsense.

823
00:42:21,874 --> 00:42:23,273
Tos first, ma'am.

824
00:42:23,275 --> 00:42:24,608
OK, alright.

825
00:42:24,610 --> 00:42:26,577
Do you conspire against me now?

826
00:42:26,579 --> 00:42:29,380
Do you like this woman? /
Yes, she's awesome,

827
00:42:29,382 --> 00:42:32,316
... but there is history here
which he forgot to mention.

828
00:42:32,318 --> 00:42:33,784
Do you want him back?

829
00:42:33,786 --> 00:42:36,320
Yes. I want.

830
00:42:36,322 --> 00:42:38,622
If you want this woman, you must try to get it.

831
00:42:38,624 --> 00:42:42,693
And by chance you are very
lucky, because this is Christmas.

832
00:42:42,695 --> 00:42:45,429
There are many wonders at Christmas.

833
00:42:45,431 --> 00:42:48,633
His heart is open people.
People want to forgive.

834
00:42:48,635 --> 00:42:50,635
People want love.

835
00:42:50,637 --> 00:42:52,637
I will take advantage of that condition.

836
00:42:52,639 --> 00:42:56,574
I will look for opportunities, and reach for it.

837
00:42:56,576 --> 00:42:58,742
Thank you, Mrs. Roberts.

838
00:42:58,744 --> 00:43:01,778
Almost forgot, you need to
your headshot photo again.

839
00:43:03,483 --> 00:43:05,816
Huh. Penis from someone named James?

840
00:43:05,818 --> 00:43:08,385
His name is printed on my cellphone,
I should know him. Who is he?

841
00:43:09,655 --> 00:43:11,655
Do I like it? What does it mean?

842
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:15,726
Gosh. Maybe this is
James McFoley from the office.

843
00:43:17,297 --> 00:43:18,662
Geez.

844
00:43:20,532 --> 00:43:22,400
This person shows off.

845
00:43:24,269 --> 00:43:26,906
Do I prefer it now? Gosh.
That is a cool penis.

846
00:43:29,608 --> 00:43:31,409
Do I want it?

847
00:43:31,411 --> 00:43:35,412
Who doesn't want penis
that looks like that?

848
00:43:37,249 --> 00:43:38,782
Do I want to suck it? Gosh.

849
00:43:38,784 --> 00:43:40,450
Eh...

850
00:43:40,452 --> 00:43:42,622
I will start writing last name
people on contact.

851
00:43:42,623 --> 00:43:44,301
"No. I've never sucked a penis."

852
00:43:46,425 --> 00:43:51,532
No, I never suck penis, but
if I have to be honest with myself.

853
00:43:51,556 --> 00:43:55,356
"I once touched my penis at summer
, but only once."

854
00:43:55,434 --> 00:43:58,836
Damn, why did I tell him that? Men
James is very easy to talk to.

855
00:43:58,838 --> 00:44:00,238
I say too much.

856
00:44:00,262 --> 00:44:03,362
"You said you've never sucked a penis.
But tonight you will suck it."

857
00:44:03,409 --> 00:44:05,508
Gosh, I think this is confirmed.

858
00:44:05,510 --> 00:44:08,778
Isaac Greenberg will suck on his first penis tonight.

859
00:44:08,780 --> 00:44:11,314
Did he tell me that they called the park his name?

860
00:44:11,316 --> 00:44:12,583
You named the park with your name?

861
00:44:12,585 --> 00:44:14,818
I petitioned the city,
was signed...

862
00:44:14,820 --> 00:44:17,454
... and now there will be
the most beautiful playground...

863
00:44:17,456 --> 00:44:18,923
... in Brooklyn with his name.

864
00:44:18,925 --> 00:44:22,025
The garden isn't that good! There are many
addicts hanging out there, and...

865
00:44:22,027 --> 00:44:23,760
Honey, they will clean it up.

866
00:44:23,762 --> 00:44:25,729
We must get ready to go.
We have to move.

867
00:44:25,731 --> 00:44:27,597
Later we lose the party, & apos; right? /
Right.

868
00:44:27,599 --> 00:44:29,499
Why don't I just wrap all this up?

869
00:44:29,501 --> 00:44:31,836
You can take it to a place
homeless shelter.

870
00:44:31,838 --> 00:44:35,472
Just a few blocks away.
I'm sure they will appreciate that.

871
00:44:35,474 --> 00:44:36,773
Mother is right.

872
00:44:36,775 --> 00:44:39,409
You are very good.
Thank you for coming.

873
00:44:40,780 --> 00:44:42,713
Want to help mom in the kitchen?

874
00:44:42,715 --> 00:44:46,751
Thank you very much for the dinner,
Mrs. Roberts. / Same-sama, honey!

875
00:44:46,753 --> 00:44:49,820
Dude, what happened to you?

876
00:44:49,822 --> 00:44:52,689
Are you gay? / No! / Do you want to know?

877
00:44:52,691 --> 00:44:55,626
Everyone! What does this have to do with this?

878
00:44:55,628 --> 00:44:57,528
I don't know. Why did you see a penis photo?

879
00:44:57,530 --> 00:44:59,863
Someone sent me a photo of a penis.
Someone sent you that?

880
00:44:59,865 --> 00:45:02,333
Look, I'll show you. This is a conversation...

881
00:45:02,335 --> 00:45:04,901
... with a man named James.
James who is kind and eloquent speaks...

882
00:45:04,903 --> 00:45:07,371
... send me a photo of his penis.
And he wants me to suck it.

883
00:45:07,373 --> 00:45:08,639
I don't know what to do.

884
00:45:08,641 --> 00:45:11,508
I panic. Should I do that? /
This is not your cellphone, man.

885
00:45:11,510 --> 00:45:13,043
Dude, this is not your cellphone!

886
00:45:13,045 --> 00:45:15,512
Gosh. Is this Sarah's cellphone?

887
00:45:15,514 --> 00:45:17,414
Oh no./What?

888
00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:19,550
He brings my cellphone. /
It's fine, man.

889
00:45:19,552 --> 00:45:21,452
We know him. We can
restore your cellphone.

890
00:45:21,454 --> 00:45:23,487
There is something bad on my cellphone.

891
00:45:23,489 --> 00:45:25,055
Will you come tomorrow?

892
00:45:25,057 --> 00:45:28,358
Church congregations will be
happy to see you. Aunt too.

893
00:45:28,360 --> 00:45:30,528
I'm busy, so...

894
00:45:30,530 --> 00:45:33,764
I don't like doing that, Mom. /
It won't take a lot of time, son.

895
00:45:33,766 --> 00:45:35,965
I know. It's just that my flight is earlier and...

896
00:45:35,967 --> 00:45:39,036
... I feel guilty because I have to go back to work so fast.

897
00:45:39,038 --> 00:45:40,804
My schedule is so solid.

898
00:45:40,806 --> 00:45:43,074
I'm a celebrity now.
I have a lot of shows.

899
00:45:43,076 --> 00:45:45,075
I have a lot of things to do, Mom.

900
00:45:45,077 --> 00:45:47,811
I can't just spend
time aimlessly...

901
00:45:47,813 --> 00:45:51,648
... meet old people. /
Mother loves you.

902
00:45:51,650 --> 00:45:56,119
Betsy will get a video recording from
Sarah and she will scold me.

903
00:45:56,121 --> 00:45:58,421
Why? Why did Betsy
get the video recording?

904
00:45:58,423 --> 00:46:01,659
Because I put blood containing
cocaine into the drink.

905
00:46:01,661 --> 00:46:03,561
No one wants to drink
blood contains cocaine.

906
00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:05,528
Yes. I'll call him.

907
00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,564
How do you know his number? /
That's your number.

908
00:46:07,566 --> 00:46:09,032
I entrust this to you.

909
00:46:09,034 --> 00:46:11,468
I don't understand what happened. Where are we?

910
00:46:11,470 --> 00:46:14,804
Sarah has your cellphone. So
I contacted him. Where are we now?

911
00:46:14,806 --> 00:46:16,474
We are at Chris's house.

912
00:46:16,476 --> 00:46:19,909
What? - Are you calm, fine?

913
00:46:19,911 --> 00:46:23,380
Everything will be fine. /
Oh, yeah. Oh, yes.

914
00:46:23,382 --> 00:46:24,782
Do you like that?

915
00:46:24,784 --> 00:46:28,753
OK. There is bad news.
He didn't pick up the phone.

916
00:46:28,755 --> 00:46:31,021
Everything's fine! /
I bite my tongue!

917
00:46:31,023 --> 00:46:33,858
The child needs God. /
He needs something.

918
00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:35,726
This will be fine.

919
00:46:35,728 --> 00:46:38,396
Do you know what I'll do?
Using the Find My iPhone application.

920
00:46:38,398 --> 00:46:41,932
In the process. There he is! In the middle of the city.
Your cellphone is in the city center.

921
00:46:41,934 --> 00:46:44,534
That's all good. / Hah!/
Alright.

922
00:46:44,536 --> 00:46:46,003
So this is the plan.

923
00:46:46,005 --> 00:46:48,838
We will go to a party,
because Sarah also left.

924
00:46:48,840 --> 00:46:51,876
Comrades, let's go. Mother, take care.
Children, be careful.

925
00:46:51,878 --> 00:46:53,878
Let's go, friend!

926
00:46:53,880 --> 00:46:56,746
Let the mother get a bag.
You need a bag. Wait a minute!

927
00:46:56,748 --> 00:46:58,516
This male penis has a very high level.

928
00:46:58,518 --> 00:47:01,885
This is your friend C-Rob broadcast live
from outside the homeless shelter.

929
00:47:01,887 --> 00:47:03,753
We deliver turkeys for homeless...

930
00:47:03,755 --> 00:47:05,856
... because this is the season of giving
and they are starving...

931
00:47:05,858 --> 00:47:08,592
... do you know what I mean? If you want to give... ... follow me at @ Chrisrob11,
#tanpapamrih.

932
00:47:08,594 --> 00:47:10,827
Remember, it's not good deeds
if no one knows it.

933
00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:13,496
I got a picture of another penis! /
Drink Red Bull.

934
00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:16,166
Damn. Look, that's it!

935
00:47:16,168 --> 00:47:19,068
It's a big fan and maniac
sex who stole my money.

936
00:47:19,070 --> 00:47:22,639
Let's follow him. / No,
we won't follow him.

937
00:47:22,641 --> 00:47:25,041


938
00:47:25,043 --> 00:47:27,177
Let's just deliver the food
and go to the party!

939
00:47:27,179 --> 00:47:30,113
Gosh! See! Now he is stealing from homeless people!

940
00:47:30,115 --> 00:47:31,715
That's not true!

941
00:47:31,717 --> 00:47:33,851
I will give her
the lesson now.

942
00:47:33,853 --> 00:47:36,686
Hey! Did you steal my reward?

943
00:47:36,688 --> 00:47:39,657
Uh, no. We just saw you...

944
00:47:39,659 --> 00:47:42,559
... rob homeless people and
I lost my money, so...

945
00:47:42,561 --> 00:47:44,829
I was found out, I stole your reward.

946
00:47:44,831 --> 00:47:49,066
But I told you earlier
I was a kind of Grinch. Understand?

947
00:47:49,068 --> 00:47:50,800
Aah! / Oh.

948
00:47:50,802 --> 00:47:53,470
Feel it, sheep. /
You're really a Grinch.

949
00:47:53,472 --> 00:47:56,539
You're a kind of Mayor of Whoville./
I built my image.

950
00:47:56,541 --> 00:47:58,208
I followed in the footsteps of my Natalie hero:

951
00:47:58,210 --> 00:48:02,579
The Grinch, Sticky Bandits,
Hans Gruber from Die Hard.

952
00:48:02,581 --> 00:48:06,684
I followed you and I heard you
plan to celebrate your Christmas...

953
00:48:06,686 --> 00:48:10,220
... and you pursue this sport
football and I Google you...

954
00:48:10,222 --> 00:48:14,592
Jackpot! I pretend to be a fan, then we have sex, huh.

955
00:48:14,594 --> 00:48:15,992
Then I steal your reward.

956
00:48:15,994 --> 00:48:18,095
It's Christmas! You can't steal at Christmas.

957
00:48:18,097 --> 00:48:19,662
I just want my reward back.

958
00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:22,833
You're really sweet when angry.
That's sweet.

959
00:48:22,835 --> 00:48:26,570
This is an unexpected thing.
To like you, man.

960
00:48:26,572 --> 00:48:31,175
You're so funny,
talented, and handsome.

961
00:48:31,177 --> 00:48:34,043
And easy. Gosh, man!

962
00:48:34,045 --> 00:48:36,613
Hey!

963
00:48:36,615 --> 00:48:41,552
I'll catch it... /
See you, bro!

964
00:48:41,554 --> 00:48:42,720
He Home my Alone!

965
00:48:42,722 --> 00:48:44,188
What is a Micro Machine?

966
00:48:44,190 --> 00:48:46,923
Wow! Let's go.
Genius girl.

967
00:48:46,925 --> 00:48:49,994
Josh, step on the gas! Come on!
We have to catch the girl!

968
00:48:49,996 --> 00:48:52,762
Go to the corner and turn right!
Hurry up! Chase him!

969
00:48:52,764 --> 00:48:55,132
Who? / The girl who stole
my money! Hurry up!

970
00:48:55,134 --> 00:48:58,302
He stole your money? / Yes. /
Basic bitch. I will kill him.

971
00:48:58,304 --> 00:49:00,003
Catch him, honey!

972
00:49:01,907 --> 00:49:03,173
Don't be too fast!

973
00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:09,947
Friend, my iPhone is in that direction!

974
00:49:09,949 --> 00:49:13,751
We have to find my iPhone!
This is the wrong direction! Wait!

975
00:49:13,753 --> 00:49:16,019
Slow down! / Speed up!
Don't be slow!

976
00:49:16,021 --> 00:49:18,021
If you are my friend, you won't be slow!

977
00:49:18,023 --> 00:49:19,289
Step on the gas!

978
00:49:19,291 --> 00:49:20,925
Come on.

979
00:49:25,298 --> 00:49:27,130
That's it! There he is!

980
00:49:27,132 --> 00:49:29,800
We get it!

981
00:49:29,802 --> 00:49:31,635
Red lights, red lights!

982
00:49:31,637 --> 00:49:34,037
No! You're breaking the lamp!
Are you my friend?

983
00:49:34,039 --> 00:49:35,572
I'm your friend.

984
00:49:35,574 --> 00:49:37,907
Give your hand!
Break the lamp!

985
00:49:45,952 --> 00:49:50,954
Oh, I made a mess.

986
00:49:50,956 --> 00:49:53,189
I'm sorry.

987
00:49:53,191 --> 00:49:54,724
Oh!

988
00:49:54,726 --> 00:49:56,894
Are we still alive? / Yes.

989
00:49:56,896 --> 00:49:59,697
Look, it's a horse carriage.
We can still chase it.

990
00:49:59,699 --> 00:50:02,932
No. Let's go to the party.
We will ride the horse carriage!

991
00:50:02,934 --> 00:50:07,070
No! We won't ride it. /
Come on, Joshua!

992
00:50:08,673 --> 00:50:10,106
Up!

993
00:50:10,108 --> 00:50:11,874
Up!

994
00:50:11,876 --> 00:50:14,311
Hurry up! / You know maybe this
can't catch up.

995
00:50:14,313 --> 00:50:15,845
Of course you can!

996
00:50:15,847 --> 00:50:17,747
Let's catch the Grinch! /
Come find my cellphone!

997
00:50:17,749 --> 00:50:19,852
Come on way, damn horse! Aah!

998
00:50:27,126 --> 00:50:28,358
I got stuck!

999
00:50:28,360 --> 00:50:30,093
My hand gets stuck!

1000
00:50:31,364 --> 00:50:32,896
No, no!

1001
00:50:32,898 --> 00:50:34,299
Stupid!

1002
00:50:35,367 --> 00:50:37,900
Damn, damn, bad luck!

1003
00:50:37,902 --> 00:50:39,103
Ugh!

1004
00:50:39,105 --> 00:50:40,838
Dude!

1005
00:50:40,840 --> 00:50:42,805
What happened recently?

1006
00:50:42,807 --> 00:50:44,273
He's fine. It seems fine.

1007
00:50:44,275 --> 00:50:46,709
We have to go! He goes to this direction! Let's take the reward!

1008
00:50:46,711 --> 00:50:48,244
No. Forget about marijuana!

1009
00:50:48,246 --> 00:50:50,713
We will not separate now.
Let's go to the party.

1010
00:50:50,715 --> 00:50:53,717
No. You don't understand!
This is very important! This is for Tommy.

1011
00:50:53,719 --> 00:50:54,918
That doesn't matter!

1012
00:50:54,920 --> 00:50:57,421
I'll meet you on train F! /
Do you believe this man?

1013
00:50:58,824 --> 00:51:00,124
My cellphone! it's close! I have to go!

1014
00:51:00,126 --> 00:51:02,825
No. Listen to me./
No. You listen to me.

1015
00:51:02,827 --> 00:51:05,695
If I die, they will play
this video at my fun!

1016
00:51:05,697 --> 00:51:09,199
Good! You're drunk! / Yes! /
You don't make sense! / No!

1017
00:51:09,201 --> 00:51:10,800
Believe me.

1018
00:51:10,802 --> 00:51:13,704
We will stay together.
And go to the party.

1019
00:51:13,706 --> 00:51:18,809
I will meet you on the train F! /
No! Dude! What's this!

1020
00:51:18,811 --> 00:51:20,110
This is crazy.

1021
00:51:20,112 --> 00:51:23,780
Come on. How is this how?

1022
00:51:23,782 --> 00:51:25,916
This is very confusing.

1023
00:51:25,918 --> 00:51:27,418
Fuck!

1024
00:51:27,420 --> 00:51:28,918
My eyes don't work.

1025
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:31,323
What kind of bastard
creates this stupid application?

1026
00:51:35,193 --> 00:51:38,796
Hey excuse me. /
Hey. How are you?

1027
00:51:38,798 --> 00:51:42,032
I'm Isaac. Hey, Isaac. I'm sorry to bother you.

1028
00:51:42,034 --> 00:51:45,235
I lost my cellphone, and I
use this application to look for it.

1029
00:51:45,237 --> 00:51:47,970
I have trouble.
This is a little confusing to me.

1030
00:51:47,972 --> 00:51:50,974
Can you help me? /
Of course, hold my wand for a while.

1031
00:51:50,976 --> 00:51:54,311
Good. Of course, I'll hold your stick.

1032
00:51:54,313 --> 00:51:55,912
Hey, Merry Christmas, Isaac.

1033
00:51:55,914 --> 00:51:57,914
Merry Christmas is also for you.

1034
00:51:57,916 --> 00:51:59,048
Thank you.

1035
00:51:59,050 --> 00:52:01,150
I have a pretty crazy night.

1036
00:52:01,152 --> 00:52:04,454
I will be blunt with you,
I'm a bit drunk now.

1037
00:52:04,456 --> 00:52:07,057
Impossible. Really?

1038
00:52:07,059 --> 00:52:09,325
What is your name? / Spencer.

1039
00:52:09,327 --> 00:52:10,927
That's my family over there.

1040
00:52:10,929 --> 00:52:13,030
Hi! I'm Isaac, nice
meet you guys.

1041
00:52:13,032 --> 00:52:15,298
How are you, man? /
Hey.

1042
00:52:15,300 --> 00:52:17,133
You have a dog.

1043
00:52:17,135 --> 00:52:19,269
May I caress them? /
Please. They're nice.

1044
00:52:19,271 --> 00:52:21,505
Thank you.

1045
00:52:21,507 --> 00:52:23,941
Hi, friend. - What's the news, Isaac?

1046
00:52:23,943 --> 00:52:25,909
Come here and take care of us.

1047
00:52:25,911 --> 00:52:29,278
Oh my God, they can talk! / Of course.
All dogs can talk.

1048
00:52:29,280 --> 00:52:31,749
There are more. / It's amused.

1049
00:52:31,751 --> 00:52:33,083
Oh, hi. I love you.

1050
00:52:33,085 --> 00:52:34,486
Isaac?

1051
00:52:36,155 --> 00:52:37,320
Betsy!

1052
00:52:37,322 --> 00:52:39,956
Damn.

1053
00:52:41,092 --> 00:52:42,793
Hi.

1054
00:52:42,795 --> 00:52:44,762
Wow.

1055
00:52:44,764 --> 00:52:46,496
Hi.

1056
00:52:46,498 --> 00:52:48,197
OK.

1057
00:52:48,199 --> 00:52:52,101
I never want to let you go.
What happened?

1058
00:52:52,103 --> 00:52:53,936
What are you doing here now?

1059
00:52:53,938 --> 00:52:56,240
What did you do at the Christmas Cave?

1060
00:52:56,242 --> 00:52:58,242
I was talking to
Spencer and his family.

1061
00:52:58,244 --> 00:53:02,179
They are very friendly. / Spencer and family? /
They are good people. They are between races.

1062
00:53:02,181 --> 00:53:04,280
Why do you have a stick, honey?

1063
00:53:04,282 --> 00:53:06,517
What happened now?
Where are we now?

1064
00:53:06,519 --> 00:53:10,086
This is the church. Do you remember? /
Are you here for that? / Yes.

1065
00:53:10,088 --> 00:53:12,322
And I told you now
to go immediately...

1066
00:53:12,324 --> 00:53:15,258
... because my family is being
paying a taxi.

1067
00:53:15,260 --> 00:53:17,827
So you need to leave here
before they appear.

1068
00:53:17,829 --> 00:53:19,128
Your family will come? / Yes.

1069
00:53:19,130 --> 00:53:21,164
So go the other way. /
Where do I go?

1070
00:53:21,166 --> 00:53:23,166
Just go before they arrive. Go.

1071
00:53:23,168 --> 00:53:25,802
I love you. Good? I love you.

1072
00:53:25,804 --> 00:53:28,204
Good. I love you. See you later./
Alright, until later.

1073
00:53:28,206 --> 00:53:30,007
That's very sweet. See you later.

1074
00:53:30,009 --> 00:53:32,208
What makes you back?
Go there!

1075
00:53:32,210 --> 00:53:35,445
I don't know where... /
No! Don't go to church.

1076
00:53:35,447 --> 00:53:38,081
Go! Go from here!

1077
00:53:38,083 --> 00:53:40,450
I know them. Hi!

1078
00:53:40,452 --> 00:53:42,151
Hi!

1079
00:53:42,153 --> 00:53:44,387
Oh my God! Look at you./
Nice to meet you!

1080
00:53:44,389 --> 00:53:46,155
A good hat.

1081
00:53:46,157 --> 00:53:48,358
Join us?
Participate in the evening mass.

1082
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:52,095
No. I don't think that's a good idea. /
Why not?

1083
00:53:52,097 --> 00:53:53,996
Because he was walking with his friends tonight.

1084
00:53:53,998 --> 00:53:55,566
Right, Isaac? /
I don't see anyone.

1085
00:53:55,568 --> 00:53:57,233
I don't know where they are now.

1086
00:53:57,235 --> 00:53:59,436
Come along with us. I haven't entered the church yet.

1087
00:53:59,438 --> 00:54:00,604
Come on.

1088
00:54:00,606 --> 00:54:02,271
Good. Yes?

1089
00:54:02,273 --> 00:54:04,508
Yes. Nice! See you there!

1090
00:54:04,510 --> 00:54:06,108
Let's join the evening mass together.

1091
00:54:06,110 --> 00:54:09,345
OK. Yes, if you allow.

1092
00:54:09,347 --> 00:54:10,981
Find a seat for us.

1093
00:54:10,983 --> 00:54:13,086
How drunk are you now?

1094
00:54:14,286 --> 00:54:16,920
I'm not drunk at all, Betsy.
I'm your stone.

1095
00:54:16,922 --> 00:54:19,155
You look like crack rock (cocaine) ./
No.

1096
00:54:19,157 --> 00:54:20,958
Don't say that. Do you angry with me?

1097
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,092
No, it works normally. /
I run normally.

1098
00:54:23,094 --> 00:54:24,595
No.

1099
00:54:24,597 --> 00:54:27,296
Don't place it there, Isaac.

1100
00:54:27,298 --> 00:54:28,599
And it's gone.

1101
00:54:28,601 --> 00:54:30,934
Hi. Merry Christmas.

1102
00:54:37,242 --> 00:54:39,275
Do you give birth to urine?

1103
00:54:39,277 --> 00:54:42,512
Gosh. I just tried
to not defecate in my pants.

1104
00:54:42,514 --> 00:54:46,048
You have to. I have to? You have to do that. Why not?

1105
00:54:46,050 --> 00:54:48,017
I should just defecate in my pants.

1106
00:54:48,019 --> 00:54:49,186
Do it!

1107
00:54:49,188 --> 00:54:52,521
Good. Two other bastards who don't care about Christmas.

1108
00:54:52,523 --> 00:54:55,092
What? /
What are you doing?

1109
00:54:55,094 --> 00:54:57,093
Santa Claus around the club, Bro!

1110
00:54:57,095 --> 00:55:02,298
Friend, Santa is a very
meaningful thing for many people.

1111
00:55:02,300 --> 00:55:04,367
Many children!

1112
00:55:04,369 --> 00:55:05,936
Look, man.

1113
00:55:05,938 --> 00:55:08,037
Those children, they
live in lies!

1114
00:55:08,039 --> 00:55:10,974
Yes. Spoiler alert: Santa
is not real...

1115
00:55:10,976 --> 00:55:13,409
... you are a kid. /
This is just a costume!

1116
00:55:13,411 --> 00:55:17,581
But if you wear that costume
and you play Santa...... ... you officially swear
to represent certain values...

1117
00:55:17,583 --> 00:55:22,519
... represented by the costume!

1118
00:55:22,521 --> 00:55:24,220
Do you know who you remind me of? One of my angry elves.

1119
00:55:24,222 --> 00:55:27,356
Stupid! No.
Look, don't call me elf.

1120
00:55:27,358 --> 00:55:29,559
You succeeded in highlighting it. / Bangsat!
"Don't call me elf!"

1121
00:55:29,561 --> 00:55:33,095


1122
00:55:33,097 --> 00:55:35,097
Return to the workshop!
You work for us, Elf!

1123
00:55:35,099 --> 00:55:37,934
Return to the workshop, Elf!

1124
00:55:37,936 --> 00:55:40,704
This Elf doesn't have friends at Christmas.

1125
00:55:40,706 --> 00:55:42,606
My friends are there.

1126
00:55:42,608 --> 00:55:46,208
Where are they? We are friends.
We even dressed the same...

1127
00:55:46,210 --> 00:55:49,179
... but you're alone,
like an idiot.

1128
00:55:49,181 --> 00:55:51,548
Oh my God. Do you want to cry?

1129
00:55:51,550 --> 00:55:54,351
Do you and you leave you alone at Christmas?

1130
00:55:54,353 --> 00:55:56,119
Damn!

1131
00:55:56,121 --> 00:55:59,658
That is to not respect the spirit of Christmas!

1132
00:56:02,695 --> 00:56:04,463
Damn.

1133
00:56:05,965 --> 00:56:07,496
Your bastard!

1134
00:56:07,498 --> 00:56:10,200
Dude, this feels like
discussing other things.

1135
00:56:10,202 --> 00:56:12,668
This is about this and only this
! No one else!

1136
00:56:12,670 --> 00:56:14,671
I think you're angry, man.

1137
00:56:14,673 --> 00:56:16,305
I don't want to hurt you, man.

1138
00:56:16,307 --> 00:56:19,245
No. I want to hurt him.
He hit my face.

1139
00:56:21,746 --> 00:56:23,546
You guys are bastards!

1140
00:56:23,548 --> 00:56:25,481
I'm an orthopedic surgeon.

1141
00:56:25,483 --> 00:56:27,517
I teach third grade, Bitch!

1142
00:56:27,519 --> 00:56:30,519
I determine the young generation of our nation!

1143
00:56:30,521 --> 00:56:34,590
What's wrong with this holiday?
Just beat someone's face.

1144
00:56:36,394 --> 00:56:40,731
This must also be important to you. /
This is connected.

1145
00:56:47,206 --> 00:56:48,371
Hey.

1146
00:56:48,373 --> 00:56:50,206
Hey! Hi!

1147
00:56:50,208 --> 00:56:54,343
Did Isaac bring his cellphone
Sarah by chance?

1148
00:56:54,345 --> 00:56:58,347
Yes, he brought it. /
He brought it. / Thank God.

1149
00:56:58,349 --> 00:57:01,617
So calm down. - There is very sensitive information on my cellphone.

1150
00:57:01,619 --> 00:57:04,220
It's very sensitive.
What's on your cellphone?

1151
00:57:04,222 --> 00:57:05,755
You don't need to know.

1152
00:57:05,757 --> 00:57:08,425
How is the party? Is that
as stupid as you imagined?

1153
00:57:08,427 --> 00:57:11,161
Actually, this is amazing.
Very pleasant...

1154
00:57:11,163 --> 00:57:14,063
... and you should come here. Fast

1155
00:57:14,065 --> 00:57:16,233
What? Huh? /
Really?

1156
00:57:16,235 --> 00:57:19,235
Do you want me to come there?
To meet you?

1157
00:57:19,237 --> 00:57:23,206
That's what I said. Come on! /
Do you like him again?

1158
00:57:23,208 --> 00:57:26,075
Can we not talk about that
now? / I just asked.

1159
00:57:26,077 --> 00:57:27,244
OK.

1160
00:57:27,246 --> 00:57:29,415
OK. See you later.

1161
00:57:32,483 --> 00:57:35,251
Give us today
adequate food.

1162
00:57:35,253 --> 00:57:37,586
And forgive our sins.

1163
00:57:39,425 --> 00:57:41,057
Shh, shh, shh.

1164
00:57:41,059 --> 00:57:43,059
I pray. / I guess it's
his prayer is Jewish.

1165
00:57:43,061 --> 00:57:44,628
I can't pray here?

1166
00:57:44,630 --> 00:57:46,530
God is the same. / Mm-mm.

1167
00:57:46,532 --> 00:57:48,264
I've done it.

1168
00:57:48,266 --> 00:57:49,599
What are they doing?

1169
00:57:49,601 --> 00:57:51,333
Sit down.

1170
00:57:51,335 --> 00:57:53,403
Sit down.

1171
00:57:54,806 --> 00:57:59,543
This is really cool. / Shh, just whisper. /
Do we have to participate? / No.

1172
00:57:59,545 --> 00:58:00,776
Hallelu!

1173
00:58:00,778 --> 00:58:03,347
No. It's a different church. No?

1174
00:58:03,349 --> 00:58:05,816
You're my rock, & apos; right?
Can you be my rock?

1175
00:58:05,818 --> 00:58:07,818
Because you acted
like strange pebbles.

1176
00:58:07,820 --> 00:58:10,521
OK. I think I'm a good person. /
Be a rock.

1177
00:58:21,400 --> 00:58:23,432
Fuck you.

1178
00:58:23,434 --> 00:58:25,568
What's wrong with that child?

1179
00:58:25,570 --> 00:58:26,702
What?

1180
00:58:26,704 --> 00:58:28,473
What does the child do?

1181
00:58:29,608 --> 00:58:31,374
Look over there.

1182
00:58:31,376 --> 00:58:34,543
Turn away, man. Turn away!

1183
00:58:34,545 --> 00:58:36,246
Stop.

1184
00:58:36,248 --> 00:58:38,882
Please do not hiss on the child. /
He is different with me.

1185
00:58:38,884 --> 00:58:40,717
I think he doesn't talk to you at all.

1186
00:58:42,153 --> 00:58:43,452
Who is the man?

1187
00:58:43,454 --> 00:58:44,454
Which man?

1188
00:58:44,456 --> 00:58:45,789
The man who was crucified. / Jesus!

1189
00:58:45,791 --> 00:58:47,157
Jesus. / Stop.

1190
00:58:47,159 --> 00:58:48,458
Jesus Christ.

1191
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:51,760
They think we crucified him? / Yes. /
Can you know I'm Jewish? / Yes.

1192
00:58:51,762 --> 00:58:53,130
How? / Your wallet.

1193
00:58:54,333 --> 00:58:56,266
I'm sorry. / Isaac, stop talking.

1194
00:58:56,268 --> 00:58:58,702
♪ O Holy Night ♪

1195
00:58:59,905 --> 00:59:01,438
Isaac. Isaac, why are you?

1196
00:59:01,440 --> 00:59:04,407
Don't throw up.
Don't dare to throw up here.

1197
00:59:04,409 --> 00:59:06,208
Swallow like a girl does.

1198
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:07,610
Swallow it.

1199
00:59:07,612 --> 00:59:10,146
Have you swallowed? Let me see your mouth.

1200
00:59:10,148 --> 00:59:11,847
Don't throw up on me.

1201
00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:14,416
Where is the vomiting bag? /
There is no vomit!

1202
00:59:14,418 --> 00:59:16,888
Stop it! No, stop it, Isaac!

1203
00:59:21,894 --> 00:59:24,226
Oh my God!

1204
00:59:25,931 --> 00:59:28,898
He just vomited.

1205
00:59:28,900 --> 00:59:31,569
Oh, God, forgive me.

1206
00:59:32,804 --> 00:59:36,542
Still going on? / Still vomiting a little.

1207
00:59:40,344 --> 00:59:42,746
We don't kill Jesus!

1208
00:59:42,748 --> 00:59:44,984
We didn't do it!

1209
00:59:55,527 --> 00:59:57,495
Give me my reward, you Grinch!

1210
01:00:00,831 --> 01:00:02,700
Damn!

1211
01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:10,575
Come on!

1212
01:00:27,925 --> 01:00:29,727
Fuck!

1213
01:00:32,731 --> 01:00:35,564
What are you doing? /
No, what are you doing, man?

1214
01:00:35,566 --> 01:00:38,001
You have friends who want to spend a vacation with you.

1215
01:00:38,003 --> 01:00:39,603
You're lucky to have them.

1216
01:00:39,605 --> 01:00:41,938
You need to appreciate that
before you lose them.

1217
01:00:41,940 --> 01:00:45,874
That's your Christmas lesson.
That's why I took this.

1218
01:00:45,876 --> 01:00:48,878
My friend Hans Gruber died like this.

1219
01:00:50,449 --> 01:00:51,884
No!

1220
01:01:12,871 --> 01:01:14,939
What is this?

1221
01:01:16,807 --> 01:01:19,608
Please! / Isaac. What are you doing? / Thank goodness!

1222
01:01:19,610 --> 01:01:22,646
Dude, we have to come to the party
or I will be divorced.

1223
01:01:22,648 --> 01:01:24,313
Help me. How do I open this?

1224
01:01:24,315 --> 01:01:27,751
You must use your MetroCard.
Go there.

1225
01:01:27,753 --> 01:01:29,351
OK. Street.

1226
01:01:30,521 --> 01:01:33,622
Do you get your reward? - Something happened.
I don't want to talk about it.

1227
01:01:33,624 --> 01:01:37,559
Do you get your cellphone? / No. See. Hey!

1228
01:01:37,561 --> 01:01:41,363
Gosh! What happened to you? I was hit by a pair of Santa Clauses.

1229
01:01:41,365 --> 01:01:43,300
You were beaten?

1230
01:01:43,302 --> 01:01:49,371
Gosh. When? Approximately
after you run without me.

1231
01:01:49,373 --> 01:01:51,840
But why did they hit you? /
I don't know why!

1232
01:01:51,842 --> 01:01:53,742
They rob you?
They took the ticket?

1233
01:01:53,744 --> 01:01:55,612
No, they don't take the ticket!

1234
01:01:55,614 --> 01:01:57,579
Then why do they
do that? / I don't know.

1235
01:01:57,581 --> 01:01:59,849
You don't know? They say something?

1236
01:01:59,851 --> 01:02:01,918
They are just a pair of drunks!

1237
01:02:01,920 --> 01:02:05,021
Look, that won't happen if your
doesn't leave me.

1238
01:02:05,023 --> 01:02:06,822
What do you mean?

1239
01:02:06,824 --> 01:02:09,458
Don't do this.
Please don't do this now!

1240
01:02:09,460 --> 01:02:11,461
So what's wrong with you?
Why are you angry with us?

1241
01:02:11,463 --> 01:02:13,729
Why are you blaming us for all the bad things that happened to you?

1242
01:02:13,731 --> 01:02:15,932
I mean, this is our last chance to celebrate...

1243
01:02:15,934 --> 01:02:17,800
... and you are busy
with your business...

1244
01:02:17,802 --> 01:02:19,903
... and don't care about Christmas. /
What does that mean?

1245
01:02:19,905 --> 01:02:22,405
When was the last time you
saw your cellphone, Chris?

1246
01:02:22,407 --> 01:02:26,543
Are you sure your famous friend doesn't call you to buy something?

1247
01:02:26,545 --> 01:02:28,077
You used to hate people like that.

1248
01:02:28,079 --> 01:02:31,680
I understand. I got success.
I have new friends and you are jealous.

1249
01:02:31,682 --> 01:02:33,749
Look at you. So you are successful?

1250
01:02:33,751 --> 01:02:35,885
Do you want to talk about your new success?

1251
01:02:35,887 --> 01:02:38,954
I don't need to talk about it. /
Do you think we don't know everything?

1252
01:02:38,956 --> 01:02:41,358
Know what? Let's talk.
What do you know, Isaac?

1253
01:02:41,360 --> 01:02:44,394
I don't know anything.
You are 34 years old.

1254
01:02:44,396 --> 01:02:46,463
Most professional athletes
are retired now...

1255
01:02:46,465 --> 01:02:49,666
... but you just got a good one.
How do you do it? / Exercise.

1256
01:02:49,668 --> 01:02:51,767
I told you. That's a new diet.
A new lifestyle.

1257
01:02:51,769 --> 01:02:54,537
A new lifestyle? That's what you call?

1258
01:02:54,539 --> 01:02:56,472
Yes, that's what I call.
What do you call it?

1259
01:02:56,474 --> 01:02:58,474
I call it injecting
needles into your butt.

1260
01:02:58,476 --> 01:03:01,144
That's what I call it.

1261
01:03:01,146 --> 01:03:03,445
I use steroids, then why?

1262
01:03:03,447 --> 01:03:05,981
Overview of info: everyone uses steroids!

1263
01:03:05,983 --> 01:03:08,985
You're cheating. / At least I
do something in my life.

1264
01:03:08,987 --> 01:03:11,887
What about you? Lazy
and waste your life.

1265
01:03:11,889 --> 01:03:13,655
No boyfriend, no money.

1266
01:03:13,657 --> 01:03:17,793
Dude, you make music
that no one has ever heard of.

1267
01:03:17,795 --> 01:03:19,730
That's the saddest thing that I've ever seen!

1268
01:03:19,731 --> 01:03:22,797
Are you serious? / Yes, you need to organize your life.
Tell him, Isaac.

1269
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:25,534
You are silent! You ruined my trip!

1270
01:03:25,536 --> 01:03:27,070
This is really messy.

1271
01:03:27,072 --> 01:03:30,173
Fuck this! Go to the best party in my life...

1272
01:03:30,175 --> 01:03:34,878
... and I don't want to use
this fake pseudo racist sweater!

1273
01:03:34,880 --> 01:03:37,579
Don't take off the sweater! /
I want to remove the sweater!

1274
01:03:37,581 --> 01:03:41,385
Don't release it. / Use the sweater again! /
I took off the sweater!

1275
01:03:42,887 --> 01:03:45,088
Stupid.

1276
01:04:15,152 --> 01:04:16,952
Can anyone be helped?

1277
01:04:16,954 --> 01:04:18,488
Eh...

1278
01:04:18,490 --> 01:04:22,294
I have this ticket.

1279
01:04:34,072 --> 01:04:35,841
Come with me.

1280
01:04:42,947 --> 01:04:44,716
Come on.

1281
01:04:47,853 --> 01:04:49,254
Enter there.

1282
01:05:18,650 --> 01:05:22,754
Can I bring the coat, gentlemen?

1283
01:05:42,606 --> 01:05:45,141
Everything has gone up!

1284
01:06:26,050 --> 01:06:28,751
I will look for Owens.

1285
01:06:28,753 --> 01:06:31,056
I will look for my cellphone.

1286
01:06:32,222 --> 01:06:34,292
I will look for Diana.

1287
01:06:38,797 --> 01:06:42,030
Gosh, Savior, White Jesus is here.

1288
01:06:42,032 --> 01:06:43,199
C-Money here.

1289
01:06:43,201 --> 01:06:44,333
Hey, man. - You came too.

1290
01:06:44,335 --> 01:06:47,202
I don't get the reward.
Bad things happen. Know what I mean?

1291
01:06:47,204 --> 01:06:50,974
I even forgot to ask you. Do you want marijuana?
Take it as you please.

1292
01:06:50,976 --> 01:06:52,976
But... All right.

1293
01:06:52,978 --> 01:06:55,345
Do you have a lot of marijuana?

1294
01:06:55,347 --> 01:06:57,313
Hydroponic marijuana of course.

1295
01:06:57,315 --> 01:06:59,816
So here it is, huh? /
Here it is.

1296
01:06:59,818 --> 01:07:02,050
Nutcracker Ball Party!

1297
01:07:02,052 --> 01:07:04,621
Yes!

1298
01:07:04,623 --> 01:07:07,122
Emergency!

1299
01:07:07,124 --> 01:07:09,057
Oh my God.

1300
01:07:09,059 --> 01:07:10,360
Sarah!

1301
01:07:10,362 --> 01:07:11,994
Are you kidding me?

1302
01:07:11,996 --> 01:07:13,963
Get away from me!
What the hell, man?

1303
01:07:13,965 --> 01:07:16,099
Sorry! I just feel happy! /
You're very sweaty.

1304
01:07:16,101 --> 01:07:17,967
I know. It's hot
and I drink Molly (ecstasy).

1305
01:07:17,969 --> 01:07:19,968
Gosh! Is my cellphone? /
Yes. Do you carry my cellphone?

1306
01:07:19,970 --> 01:07:22,005
Take your cellphone back. /
This is a similar cellphone.

1307
01:07:22,007 --> 01:07:23,639
That is why it can be exchanged.

1308
01:07:23,641 --> 01:07:26,175
There is a serious thing in it. - I know. /
You don't see the contents, & what?

1309
01:07:26,177 --> 01:07:28,912
You don't see anything inside
my cellphone, & apos; right? / No.

1310
01:07:28,914 --> 01:07:30,780
You don't see the contents of my cellphone, & apos; right?

1311
01:07:30,782 --> 01:07:34,383
I just want to tell
good work.

1312
01:07:34,385 --> 01:07:36,019
You see the contents of my cellphone.

1313
01:07:36,021 --> 01:07:38,186
I don't intend but
the SMS just appeared.

1314
01:07:38,188 --> 01:07:39,755
What are you doing?

1315
01:07:39,757 --> 01:07:43,291
Many penis photos are very great in them. Very big. Wait, really?

1316
01:07:43,293 --> 01:07:45,394
The penis is as soft as
twice when my penis is hard.

1317
01:07:45,396 --> 01:07:47,697
Do you think it will...

1318
01:07:47,699 --> 01:07:49,898
Do you think I can handle it?

1319
01:07:49,900 --> 01:07:52,068
There are moments when I feel
he wants me to overcome it...

1320
01:07:52,070 --> 01:07:55,204
... and I have to pause my mind
for a moment and think, "Do you know?

1321
01:07:55,206 --> 01:07:58,041
You feel comfortable, you can handle the naughty boy." / Really? / Yes.

1322
01:07:58,043 --> 01:08:01,209
The James man, whatever his name is,
he has a fantastic penis.

1323
01:08:01,211 --> 01:08:02,845
Yo! Does anyone say "penis"?

1324
01:08:02,847 --> 01:08:04,280
How are you?

1325
01:08:04,282 --> 01:08:07,083
Hey. / What are you talking about? /
Nothing. / Hey, how are you? I'm James.

1326
01:08:07,085 --> 01:08:09,151
I'm Isaac. You don't need to meet him.

1327
01:08:09,153 --> 01:08:10,686
That's your penman!

1328
01:08:10,688 --> 01:08:12,454
Gosh! - I'm the man who brought the cellphone!

1329
01:08:12,456 --> 01:08:16,092
Do you see my cock? / Of course. Gosh! /
He almost sucked my cock.

1330
01:08:16,094 --> 01:08:17,894
I don't want to, but if
know that you are, maybe.

1331
01:08:17,896 --> 01:08:20,829
Gosh! You pair? /
No. We are friends. / What am I a third party?

1332
01:08:20,831 --> 01:08:24,167
No. You're the first party. /
I am I a third party? / Not at all.

1333
01:08:24,169 --> 01:08:28,037
I was with two other men and now
fight... - Really? Two other men?

1334
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:30,073
I want to hang out with
two other people.

1335
01:08:30,075 --> 01:08:31,306
Is that a challenge?

1336
01:08:31,308 --> 01:08:32,908
Maybe! Yes.

1337
01:08:32,910 --> 01:08:35,811
I don't know who I started,
but I know who I ended up with.

1338
01:08:35,813 --> 01:08:37,279
Let's start now!

1339
01:08:37,281 --> 01:08:41,717
You want to dance? / I like to dance. /
I really like to dance. / Do you want to dance?

1340
01:08:41,719 --> 01:08:43,118
Let's do it! Come on, Isaac!

1341
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:47,756
This is very fun!
Good event changes! What?

1342
01:09:00,205 --> 01:09:03,075
Geez!

1343
01:09:11,415 --> 01:09:12,948
You're Miley Cyrus.

1344
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:15,318
Yes. / No, you don't understand.

1345
01:09:15,320 --> 01:09:18,954
I'm looking for a girl who I love and she loves you.

1346
01:09:18,956 --> 01:09:22,123
No. I've done it with two fans at once. Very awkward.

1347
01:09:22,124 --> 01:09:26,194
That's not what I mean. Sorry, you don't understand.
It must be amazing. But, I mean...

1348
01:09:26,196 --> 01:09:32,368
This must be a Christmas miracle because he
often talks about you and your song.

1349
01:09:32,370 --> 01:09:34,971
And I love this girl.
I began to realize tonight...

1350
01:09:34,973 --> 01:09:36,538
... he is my true love.

1351
01:09:36,540 --> 01:09:39,908
And I want tonight so
special night for me and him.

1352
01:09:39,910 --> 01:09:43,112
Now you're here... /
Do you want to apply tonight?

1353
01:09:43,114 --> 01:09:46,381
Gosh! That's really romantic.
It's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard.

1354
01:09:46,383 --> 01:09:48,917
Earlier I thought you could
sing a song for him.

1355
01:09:48,919 --> 01:09:53,055
What? You have to apply!
Come on! This is Christmas.

1356
01:09:53,057 --> 01:09:54,923
Do it now
or not at all!

1357
01:09:54,925 --> 01:09:57,225
I mean you said that
love this girl, & apos; right?

1358
01:09:57,227 --> 01:10:00,829
Yes. But I'm not sure whether this night is the right night for...

1359
01:10:00,831 --> 01:10:03,498
Gosh. Are you one of the men who is always looking for excuses?

1360
01:10:03,500 --> 01:10:05,033
I really hate men like that.

1361
01:10:05,035 --> 01:10:08,304
No, Miley Cyrus, I'm not that kind of man. / Okay, then don't be a coward!

1362
01:10:08,306 --> 01:10:09,505
You have to apply for it!

1363
01:10:09,507 --> 01:10:13,408
There are very many miracles,
people want to fall in love.

1364
01:10:13,410 --> 01:10:17,880
Alright! I will do it! This is definitely a sign
if I ever saw a sign!

1365
01:10:17,882 --> 01:10:20,216
Surely this will be amazing. /
I will apply!

1366
01:10:20,218 --> 01:10:22,350
Yes, you will apply!
I will help you.

1367
01:10:22,352 --> 01:10:24,987
We will apply! Gosh!
We will apply!

1368
01:10:24,989 --> 01:10:27,123
We will apply! OK!

1369
01:10:27,125 --> 01:10:30,059
Miley Cyrus, this is the most fun thing I have ever done to me!

1370
01:10:30,061 --> 01:10:31,961
You have to stop calling me Miley Cyrus.

1371
01:10:31,963 --> 01:10:34,896
What should I call you? / Hannah.

1372
01:10:34,898 --> 01:10:36,932
Joking. I'm drunk.
Let's do this!

1373
01:10:36,934 --> 01:10:39,034
How are you doing? Hey, Chris.

1374
01:10:39,036 --> 01:10:41,170
Yes, how are you? Hey, how are you, K?

1375
01:10:41,172 --> 01:10:43,840
Hey, Reverend Run (Run DMC), man.
This is your friend, Reverend Run.

1376
01:10:43,842 --> 01:10:45,274
What does that mean?

1377
01:10:45,276 --> 01:10:48,276
Hey, Savior. Look at this.

1378
01:10:48,278 --> 01:10:51,146
Gosh. Is that you?

1379
01:10:51,148 --> 01:10:54,382
No, it's an event to make a request.
The two children have chronic diseases.

1380
01:10:54,384 --> 01:10:56,452
That is their request to
karaoke with me.

1381
01:10:56,454 --> 01:11:01,957
Gosh, you look as white as they are. /
Yes, which one are you? / Look at the sweater!

1382
01:11:04,928 --> 01:11:08,197
I follow you! I followed you!

1383
01:11:08,199 --> 01:11:09,465
Gosh!

1384
01:11:09,467 --> 01:11:13,069
Yes! / Yes. / You are a great dancer. /
Thank you.

1385
01:11:13,071 --> 01:11:15,605
I appreciate this. I was quite drunk
because I drank Molly.

1386
01:11:15,607 --> 01:11:18,006
I'm also drunk. I'm drunk too.

1387
01:11:18,008 --> 01:11:20,208
I like your sideboards. / Thank you.

1388
01:11:20,210 --> 01:11:23,346
Your pubic hair color matches your hair? /
Yes, I have thick fur.

1389
01:11:23,348 --> 01:11:26,615
Feather my cock to my hair.

1390
01:11:26,617 --> 01:11:29,417
Look at this man! He
hairy all over his body.

1391
01:11:29,419 --> 01:11:31,020
Good!

1392
01:11:31,022 --> 01:11:33,956
You need to leave here.
You're a big barrier.

1393
01:11:33,958 --> 01:11:35,358
I'm not a barrier. / Yes, you!

1394
01:11:35,360 --> 01:11:38,560
What do you mean? I guess I can't
block this man's penis.

1395
01:11:38,562 --> 01:11:40,629
It takes 10 men to
block the object.

1396
01:11:43,067 --> 01:11:44,667
Merry Christmas, New York City!

1397
01:11:44,669 --> 01:11:46,334
Oh no. Miley here?

1398
01:11:46,336 --> 01:11:48,270
Miley Cyrus?

1399
01:11:48,272 --> 01:11:52,507
♪ We are scratched, we are chained
Our hearts are in vain ♪

1400
01:11:52,509 --> 01:11:54,176
♪ We plunge ♪

1401
01:11:54,178 --> 01:11:56,212
♪ Never ask why ♪

1402
01:11:56,214 --> 01:12:00,682
This is great! / This is so cool. /
Where is Diana? This is our song.

1403
01:12:00,684 --> 01:12:04,287
♪ A love that can't be
Anyone denies it ♪

1404
01:12:04,289 --> 01:12:07,957
All right, we welcome my friend.
What was your name?

1405
01:12:07,959 --> 01:12:09,691
Ethan./Ethan!

1406
01:12:13,531 --> 01:12:17,934
♪ You never say
I just leave ♪

1407
01:12:17,936 --> 01:12:22,137
♪ I will always want you ♪

1408
01:12:22,139 --> 01:12:24,206
♪ I forgot the lyrics ♪

1409
01:12:24,208 --> 01:12:26,309
♪ But it's not a problem ♪

1410
01:12:26,311 --> 01:12:31,247
♪ I will always want you ♪

1411
01:12:31,249 --> 01:12:35,984
♪ I'm coming
Like a crushing ball (concrete) ♪

1412
01:12:35,986 --> 01:12:39,355
♪ I've never fallen in love as heavy as this ♪

1413
01:12:39,357 --> 01:12:43,426
♪ Everything I want
Break your wall ♪

1414
01:12:43,428 --> 01:12:48,564
♪ Everything you do
Destroy me ♪

1415
01:12:48,566 --> 01:12:50,099
♪ Yes you are ♪

1416
01:12:50,101 --> 01:12:52,167
♪ You destroy me ♪

1417
01:12:52,169 --> 01:12:54,205
Yes!

1418
01:12:55,272 --> 01:12:56,674
Diana...

1419
01:12:58,575 --> 01:13:00,042
Dude, can you slide it?

1420
01:13:00,044 --> 01:13:03,645
The red shirt. Sliding. Yes, thank you.

1421
01:13:03,647 --> 01:13:05,547
Diana.

1422
01:13:05,549 --> 01:13:09,051
Look, I know we even
don't date anymore...

1423
01:13:09,053 --> 01:13:11,252
... because I don't want to commit.

1424
01:13:11,254 --> 01:13:13,622
It's crazy. / But I'm ready
committed. Weight.

1425
01:13:13,624 --> 01:13:16,624
♪ I'm ready to commit ♪

1426
01:13:16,626 --> 01:13:18,597
Weight like a crushing ball.

1427
01:13:19,763 --> 01:13:22,498
You're the best thing that ever happened to me.

1428
01:13:22,500 --> 01:13:26,234
You make me laugh. You're so cool.
You don't care about my shortcomings.

1429
01:13:26,236 --> 01:13:27,569
♪ Whatever the flaws ♪

1430
01:13:27,571 --> 01:13:29,070
You're smarter than me.

1431
01:13:29,072 --> 01:13:31,340
Maybe it's better than... /
It's very romantic.

1432
01:13:31,342 --> 01:13:33,408
But now or not at all.
Right, Miley?

1433
01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:34,609
No, E.

1434
01:13:34,611 --> 01:13:38,346
♪ Now or not at all ♪

1435
01:13:38,348 --> 01:13:41,684
When I let you go, I am the one who made the mistake...

1436
01:13:41,686 --> 01:13:44,319
... but I won't release you again.
Not now, not forever.

1437
01:13:44,321 --> 01:13:46,654
And definitely not at Christmas!

1438
01:13:46,656 --> 01:13:49,225
♪ At Christmas ♪

1439
01:13:49,227 --> 01:13:51,060
So this is, Diana.

1440
01:13:51,062 --> 01:13:54,529
Live only once, Bro! /
Stop supporting it, James.

1441
01:13:54,531 --> 01:13:55,730
Will you marry me?

1442
01:13:55,732 --> 01:13:58,066
Aww...

1443
01:13:58,068 --> 01:14:00,770
Say "yes". Yes.

1444
01:14:05,476 --> 01:14:08,043
"Yes." / Yes!

1445
01:14:08,045 --> 01:14:09,511
Damn! / Yes!

1446
01:14:09,513 --> 01:14:14,315
♪ I come like a crushing ball ♪

1447
01:14:14,317 --> 01:14:18,253
♪ I've never fallen in love as heavy as this ♪

1448
01:14:18,255 --> 01:14:22,257
♪ Everything I want
Break your wall ♪

1449
01:14:22,259 --> 01:14:26,595
♪ Everything you do
Destroy me ♪

1450
01:14:26,597 --> 01:14:28,431
♪ I come like a crushing ball ♪

1451
01:14:28,433 --> 01:14:31,266
Well, I have to find my friend right away. Excuse me.

1452
01:14:31,268 --> 01:14:34,603
♪ I just close
Eyes and swinging ♪

1453
01:14:34,605 --> 01:14:36,471
♪ Leaving me curled up
In a flare and fall ♪

1454
01:14:36,473 --> 01:14:39,809
I am back soon.
You all stay black.

1455
01:14:39,811 --> 01:14:41,342
Hey. / Yes?

1456
01:14:41,344 --> 01:14:43,412
All this romance makes me
very passionate.

1457
01:14:43,414 --> 01:14:47,315
Do you want to go back to the hotel room? /
Hey, I think you might be gay.

1458
01:14:47,317 --> 01:14:49,651
Not now, I'm not. / Okay.

1459
01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:51,087
All right.

1460
01:14:51,089 --> 01:14:52,587
Gosh! Oh, my God!

1461
01:14:52,589 --> 01:14:54,856
Gosh! This is the greatest night of our lives!

1462
01:14:54,858 --> 01:14:57,158
That was crazy. / That was crazy, & right?

1463
01:14:57,160 --> 01:15:00,162
Listen, sorry about the ring.
I'll give you a ring, I promise.

1464
01:15:00,164 --> 01:15:03,565
We can do that tomorrow./
No, Ethan, I won't marry you.

1465
01:15:03,567 --> 01:15:07,302
What do you mean? /
We are not even together.

1466
01:15:07,304 --> 01:15:09,438
I haven't even talked to you about three months!

1467
01:15:09,440 --> 01:15:11,207
Yes, I said that in a speech.

1468
01:15:11,209 --> 01:15:15,110
I know, then you appear here and I ask me in front of hundreds of people.

1469
01:15:15,112 --> 01:15:19,715
That's crazy. / Wait, forgive me.
We won't get married? Is this no answer?

1470
01:15:19,717 --> 01:15:22,118
This is no answer! No!

1471
01:15:22,120 --> 01:15:25,887
I am sorry you are clear
are experiencing a lot of things.

1472
01:15:25,889 --> 01:15:29,425
I am sorry that your friends
don't want to walk with you at Christmas.

1473
01:15:29,427 --> 01:15:31,193
I understand it's difficult for you.

1474
01:15:31,195 --> 01:15:35,597
But that is no reason for you to drag me
as if I were your destiny!

1475
01:15:35,599 --> 01:15:37,365
Why are you answering yes?

1476
01:15:37,367 --> 01:15:39,601
I said yes because all
people looked at me.

1477
01:15:39,603 --> 01:15:42,637
I said yes because Miley
obviously wanted me to say yes!

1478
01:15:42,639 --> 01:15:45,643
And I don't want Miley
thinking I hate love!

1479
01:15:46,811 --> 01:15:50,880
That can be understood.
I also don't want that if in your position.

1480
01:15:50,882 --> 01:15:52,983
Okay, listen, I'm...

1481
01:15:54,218 --> 01:15:56,886
I try to do
what I think you want me to do...

1482
01:15:56,888 --> 01:15:58,654
... because I love you.

1483
01:15:58,656 --> 01:16:02,257
It's been three months, I haven't stopped.
And it won't stop.

1484
01:16:02,259 --> 01:16:07,930
I'm not your answer right now, Ethan.

1485
01:16:07,932 --> 01:16:10,635
Wait. No. Can we talk?

1486
01:16:17,575 --> 01:16:20,176
Gosh! Hi!

1487
01:16:20,178 --> 01:16:21,609
You're Tommy Owens! /
Yes, thank you.

1488
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:25,514
You're a Savior! You're really a Savior!
You saved my fantasy team last year!

1489
01:16:25,516 --> 01:16:27,182
I'm a big fan. / Nice to know.

1490
01:16:27,184 --> 01:16:30,252
Have a nice night. You are very big in the real world. Thank you.

1491
01:16:30,254 --> 01:16:34,289
Listen, can you help me?
We have the same friends. Chris.

1492
01:16:34,291 --> 01:16:36,728
I am looking for my friend Ethan.

1493
01:16:38,196 --> 01:16:40,429
Hey! / I'm sorry!

1494
01:16:40,431 --> 01:16:42,597
Sorry, let me take it.

1495
01:16:44,936 --> 01:16:46,467
Gosh.

1496
01:16:46,469 --> 01:16:47,836
Sorry. I'm sorry. /
Are you okay?

1497
01:16:47,838 --> 01:16:49,939
Hey, that's glass. Why did you take it by hand?

1498
01:16:49,941 --> 01:16:54,676
I'm just trying to help. /
Come on.

1499
01:16:55,812 --> 01:16:56,979
Geez!

1500
01:16:56,981 --> 01:16:59,648
I'm sorry!

1501
01:16:59,650 --> 01:17:01,684
The Jew crucified the Savior!

1502
01:17:01,686 --> 01:17:08,323
That's a rabbi dance! /
This happens again!

1503
01:17:09,759 --> 01:17:13,596
Ethan! Ethan! Diana!

1504
01:17:13,598 --> 01:17:14,631
Congratulations!

1505
01:17:14,633 --> 01:17:17,832
No! Stop giving me congratulations! /
What? What happened?

1506
01:17:17,834 --> 01:17:19,901
Just ask Ethan.

1507
01:17:19,903 --> 01:17:21,837
Damn.

1508
01:17:21,839 --> 01:17:24,873
Sorry! Forgive me!
I think he will be fine.

1509
01:17:24,875 --> 01:17:28,577
Please beat his face! / I think the
Savior teaches forgiveness!

1510
01:17:28,579 --> 01:17:30,645
Look at me, asshole.
What is your problem?

1511
01:17:30,647 --> 01:17:35,620
Who are you? Hey. He is my friend!
Retreat, man!

1512
01:17:36,687 --> 01:17:40,521
Hey! Back off, understand?
Small things can be big things, & right?

1513
01:17:40,523 --> 01:17:42,925
Yes, please hit him.
TMZ (gossip show) will like that.

1514
01:17:42,927 --> 01:17:45,560
I have the best cellphone in the world.

1515
01:17:45,562 --> 01:17:48,396
And you will be
trending in 10 minutes.

1516
01:17:48,398 --> 01:17:52,635
Who here follows Chrisrob11? /
Bring your hands down!

1517
01:17:52,637 --> 01:17:55,003
The social media game is crazy! / Crazy!

1518
01:17:55,005 --> 01:17:56,971
Run.

1519
01:17:56,973 --> 01:18:00,642
Fast. Exit. No!

1520
01:18:00,644 --> 01:18:01,810
Yes!

1521
01:18:01,812 --> 01:18:04,913
No, no! / I'm a lawyer!

1522
01:18:18,629 --> 01:18:22,898
A magical night, & apos; right? /
Gosh. You scared me.

1523
01:18:22,900 --> 01:18:25,033
Mr. Green.

1524
01:18:25,035 --> 01:18:27,670
Dude, you're everywhere tonight.

1525
01:18:27,672 --> 01:18:30,306
I end every Christmas at this party.

1526
01:18:30,308 --> 01:18:33,074
What do you mean? How can you enter? - This is my party.

1527
01:18:33,076 --> 01:18:34,776
What?

1528
01:18:34,778 --> 01:18:36,578
About 20 years ago...

1529
01:18:36,580 --> 01:18:39,648
... I read The Great Gatsby.

1530
01:18:39,650 --> 01:18:41,382
I like that book.

1531
01:18:41,384 --> 01:18:46,090
The film is pretty good. 3D makes me headache
but I'm a fan of Leo.

1532
01:18:47,791 --> 01:18:49,490
So this guy...

1533
01:18:49,492 --> 01:18:52,661
... he held all parties,
and nobody knows who he is.

1534
01:18:52,663 --> 01:18:55,797
I thought, "Wow, that's so cool."

1535
01:18:55,799 --> 01:18:58,833
My cousin Larry has this giant warehouse in Brooklyn...

1536
01:18:58,835 --> 01:19:02,871
... and anyway I work at Christmas, so I have to do it too.

1537
01:19:02,873 --> 01:19:05,106
We start with
a fairly small party.

1538
01:19:05,108 --> 01:19:08,077
Just a big bowl of
drinks and a few bells...

1539
01:19:08,079 --> 01:19:09,744
... then getting bigger every year.

1540
01:19:09,746 --> 01:19:12,780
This year we added the train.

1541
01:19:12,782 --> 01:19:14,816
Passing the lamp tunnel. / Yes.

1542
01:19:14,818 --> 01:19:17,155
A cool way to enter
to a party, & apos; right? / Yes.

1543
01:19:18,556 --> 01:19:22,960
What do you think about Miley? /
Yes, he's great.

1544
01:19:24,495 --> 01:19:27,799
Ethan, you and I both
know, Miley is perfect.

1545
01:19:28,898 --> 01:19:31,899
Something bothered you.

1546
01:19:34,405 --> 01:19:37,873
Your friends, they
won't leave you.

1547
01:19:37,875 --> 01:19:41,078
They need you, kid.
How do you know about that?

1548
01:19:42,112 --> 01:19:44,512
Suction this.

1549
01:19:44,514 --> 01:19:47,582
No, I don't need to.
Nowadays marijuana makes me paranoid.

1550
01:19:47,584 --> 01:19:51,052
This is a milestone of life.

1551
01:19:51,054 --> 01:19:52,788
OK.

1552
01:19:52,790 --> 01:19:54,722
You make me a little uncomfortable.

1553
01:19:54,724 --> 01:19:59,161
I do have my personality that
effects like that on people.

1554
01:19:59,163 --> 01:20:01,130
But sometimes...

1555
01:20:01,132 --> 01:20:04,635
... being uncomfortable
can be a good thing.

1556
01:20:19,482 --> 01:20:22,185
Whatever. thanks.

1557
01:20:38,169 --> 01:20:39,635
Hey. Hey, man.

1558
01:20:39,637 --> 01:20:41,837
How are you doing? / What are you doing here?

1559
01:20:41,839 --> 01:20:45,106
We think maybe
you want to take a walk.

1560
01:20:45,108 --> 01:20:46,908
With some friends or others.

1561
01:20:46,910 --> 01:20:49,177
Just ask the news. /
Yes, ask for news.

1562
01:20:49,179 --> 01:20:50,712
That's good.

1563
01:20:50,714 --> 01:20:52,614
I'm packing all this stuff.

1564
01:20:52,616 --> 01:20:54,917
My parents have very many items. You remember that.

1565
01:20:54,919 --> 01:20:57,185
You have to throw away memories in life.

1566
01:20:57,187 --> 01:20:59,222
Of course.

1567
01:21:01,525 --> 01:21:06,561
Playing Nintendo? / Yes, N64? /
I guess I'll just be here.

1568
01:21:06,563 --> 01:21:09,898
I appreciate you want to stop by
but I guess I'll only...

1569
01:21:09,900 --> 01:21:15,706
No, man. Indifferent. This is Christmas.
You can't be alone. Let's go.

1570
01:21:17,540 --> 01:21:20,508
Go to my mother's house.
Play the game "GoldenEye."

1571
01:21:20,510 --> 01:21:22,845
Come on. Look, I have whiskey.

1572
01:21:22,847 --> 01:21:25,681
I stole marijuana from my brother.
Roll it in this cigarette.

1573
01:21:25,683 --> 01:21:27,985
We will get drunk.

1574
01:21:34,758 --> 01:21:35,890
I'm sorry.

1575
01:21:35,892 --> 01:21:38,060
No. It's okay. /
Everything will be fine.

1576
01:21:38,062 --> 01:21:40,098
It's OK, man.

1577
01:21:46,570 --> 01:21:50,771
I just miss them./
We too.

1578
01:21:50,773 --> 01:21:56,078
Yes. But do you know?
We're your new family now.

1579
01:21:56,080 --> 01:21:57,980
I will be your father,
Chris will be your mother.

1580
01:21:57,982 --> 01:22:00,251
No, I'll be a father, you become a mother.

1581
01:22:01,285 --> 01:22:04,552
You are good friends. We will always be there whenever you need it.

1582
01:22:04,554 --> 01:22:08,292
Always, man. /
Yes, it's always there for you, Bro.

1583
01:22:10,827 --> 01:22:15,899
You can't smoke it here. /
Let's just say it's okay now.

1584
01:22:17,034 --> 01:22:18,667
Yes.

1585
01:22:18,669 --> 01:22:20,868
Damn, that's crazy. For what do we hide this?

1586
01:22:20,870 --> 01:22:23,739
Suction, man.
Just a little for your friends.

1587
01:22:23,741 --> 01:22:25,873
Besides, it's very cold outside.

1588
01:22:25,875 --> 01:22:29,144
We have to go to the Christmas tree
at Rockefeller Center.

1589
01:22:29,146 --> 01:22:32,614
Yes. / That's a good idea.
Then we go to FAO Schwarz...

1590
01:22:32,616 --> 01:22:34,749
And we dance on the piano! /
And we dance on the piano!

1591
01:22:34,751 --> 01:22:36,284
Like Tom Hanks in Big./
"Heart and Soul."

1592
01:22:36,286 --> 01:22:38,619
Then we eat Chinese food,
because I'm very drunk.

1593
01:22:38,621 --> 01:22:41,657
Then go to the karaoke place
right next to the Chinese food restaurant.

1594
01:22:41,659 --> 01:22:44,025
That's a very good idea.

1595
01:22:44,027 --> 01:22:45,894
This will be a great night.

1596
01:22:52,736 --> 01:22:55,339
That's very touching.

1597
01:22:56,674 --> 01:23:02,243
You have friends who live there.
Who likes things like that.

1598
01:23:02,245 --> 01:23:06,748
Now everything is different.
They don't need me anymore.

1599
01:23:06,750 --> 01:23:08,283
Oh, huh? Hear.

1600
01:23:08,285 --> 01:23:10,651
We need him!
We won't go without him!

1601
01:23:10,653 --> 01:23:13,288
He's our best friend.
Can't leave it here.

1602
01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:16,123
Don't let a red nose fool you,
This bastard is tough.

1603
01:23:16,125 --> 01:23:18,126
What if I run in,
you climb through the window?

1604
01:23:18,128 --> 01:23:22,064
If you push me, we can get to
inside. - I can't, you're too heavy.

1605
01:23:22,066 --> 01:23:24,800
We need our friends and we won't leave it!

1606
01:23:24,802 --> 01:23:28,337
Leave him, wildebeest! / Hey! /
I'll lose them and you enter.

1607
01:23:28,339 --> 01:23:31,606
That's it! / Hey!
We've been looking for you everywhere!

1608
01:23:31,608 --> 01:23:33,774
Rudolph drove us away! / I'm here!

1609
01:23:33,776 --> 01:23:36,345
Go down so we can leave! /
Alright I come!

1610
01:23:36,347 --> 01:23:38,346
Come here!

1611
01:23:38,348 --> 01:23:41,315
I get your nose!

1612
01:23:41,317 --> 01:23:43,318
I got your nose, bro!

1613
01:23:43,320 --> 01:23:46,189
What about that, Rudolph? Huh?

1614
01:23:47,657 --> 01:23:49,757
Thank you, Mr. Green. / Same-sama.

1615
01:23:57,700 --> 01:24:01,369
It's pretty silly that you do it. I know.
I don't think I can get through it all.

1616
01:24:01,371 --> 01:24:03,105
I only saw it in the bar and...

1617
01:24:03,107 --> 01:24:06,041
... I don't know, man. I
very like this girl.

1618
01:24:06,043 --> 01:24:11,913
I'm helpless. I am afraid of being alone,
and doing stupid things.

1619
01:24:11,915 --> 01:24:13,414
I think he just wants you to do...

1620
01:24:13,416 --> 01:24:16,717
... normal things like lovers in
generally after 2 years of dating.

1621
01:24:16,719 --> 01:24:18,987
But I'm not normal. You
know this. I'm not normal.

1622
01:24:18,989 --> 01:24:21,789
A bunch of abnormal things happen to me.

1623
01:24:21,791 --> 01:24:24,929
I don't know, maybe it's just an excuse.

1624
01:24:25,995 --> 01:24:30,097
I think I'm pretty good at making excuses.
Yes. / All the time.

1625
01:24:30,099 --> 01:24:33,234
If you get paid for it,
you will be very successful.

1626
01:24:33,236 --> 01:24:36,238
Why don't you tell me? /
It's hard to tell someone.

1627
01:24:36,240 --> 01:24:38,172
You have good reasons
to reason.

1628
01:24:38,174 --> 01:24:41,011
It's just that it destroys your life.

1629
01:24:44,147 --> 01:24:47,015
It's hard to keep friends
with people when you're older.

1630
01:24:47,017 --> 01:24:49,885
You have a lot of
problems to deal with.

1631
01:24:49,887 --> 01:24:54,189
We only need to try harder.
That is important, you know?

1632
01:24:54,191 --> 01:24:56,158
Come on.

1633
01:24:56,160 --> 01:24:59,293
I love you.
I love you so much.

1634
01:24:59,295 --> 01:25:00,828
Thank you.

1635
01:25:02,766 --> 01:25:04,899
Gosh.

1636
01:25:04,901 --> 01:25:06,901
Gosh. What's up?

1637
01:25:06,903 --> 01:25:09,904
I have 96 missed calls. /
Geez.

1638
01:25:09,906 --> 01:25:13,175
Gosh, I'm sure Betsy
will give birth.

1639
01:25:13,177 --> 01:25:16,944
Why did he call me that much?
Gosh, he called again.

1640
01:25:16,946 --> 01:25:18,313
Hello?

1641
01:25:18,315 --> 01:25:21,182
Hello? Yes. OK.

1642
01:25:21,184 --> 01:25:23,385
OK. That doesn't matter.

1643
01:25:23,387 --> 01:25:27,489
I will go there. As soon as possible.
Do not worry.

1644
01:25:29,159 --> 01:25:32,194
Betsy will give birth. /
What?

1645
01:25:35,331 --> 01:25:37,332
No! No!

1646
01:25:37,334 --> 01:25:40,868
Come on!

1647
01:25:40,870 --> 01:25:45,108
We won't get a taxi here! /
Wait, look!

1648
01:25:46,209 --> 01:25:48,843
That's the car Mr. Green!
It's a Christmas miracle!

1649
01:25:48,845 --> 01:25:52,948
Isaac, can you drive? / Yes! / No,
I'm kidding! I'm driving!

1650
01:26:02,092 --> 01:26:04,993
I'm sure finally deserve
get this.

1651
01:26:11,101 --> 01:26:13,100
I hold you.

1652
01:26:13,102 --> 01:26:16,473
No. There he is. Nice.

1653
01:26:17,974 --> 01:26:20,307
Get out of the way!

1654
01:26:28,352 --> 01:26:30,519
Where is he?

1655
01:26:33,257 --> 01:26:36,024
Cindy? Where is he? Is everything okay?

1656
01:26:36,026 --> 01:26:37,859
All is well.
Nothing happens.

1657
01:26:37,861 --> 01:26:39,194
Really? /
It's just a contraction.

1658
01:26:39,196 --> 01:26:42,864
Oh my God!
Only contractions!

1659
01:26:42,866 --> 01:26:44,198
Betsy? Betsy?

1660
01:26:44,200 --> 01:26:45,566
Thank God. Forgive me.

1661
01:26:45,568 --> 01:26:47,034
Where have you been?

1662
01:26:47,036 --> 01:26:50,137
I made a mistake.
I called you. I lost my cellphone.

1663
01:26:50,139 --> 01:26:54,242
My cellphone is exchanged with Sarah. /
My colleague? / The story is long.

1664
01:26:54,244 --> 01:26:57,212
Not important. I just need to say something. Good?

1665
01:26:57,214 --> 01:26:59,047
Good.

1666
01:26:59,049 --> 01:27:00,849
I will be honest with you.

1667
01:27:00,851 --> 01:27:02,917
The drugs you gave me...

1668
01:27:02,919 --> 01:27:04,953
... it takes me on a spiritual journey.

1669
01:27:04,955 --> 01:27:08,155
Like a spiritual journey in the film
Oliver Stone or Young Guns.

1670
01:27:08,157 --> 01:27:10,958
And when that happens,
I sort of realize...

1671
01:27:10,960 --> 01:27:14,328
... maybe I already
lied to myself and yourself...

1672
01:27:14,330 --> 01:27:17,465
... about how I feel
about some things.

1673
01:27:17,467 --> 01:27:21,269
I will show you this.
Just look at this.

1674
01:27:21,271 --> 01:27:23,572
This baby is a bad decision.
I'm not ready for that yet!

1675
01:27:23,574 --> 01:27:26,408
We must be responsible for this,
and I have to say...

1676
01:27:26,410 --> 01:27:28,577
... we shouldn't have this baby!

1677
01:27:28,579 --> 01:27:32,047
Get rid of this baby! Enter it in a bag and leave it somewhere!

1678
01:27:32,049 --> 01:27:34,983
Enter in basket then
drift into the river!

1679
01:27:34,985 --> 01:27:37,351
You laugh? /
This is very funny.

1680
01:27:37,353 --> 01:27:38,520
Bitch!

1681
01:27:38,522 --> 01:27:41,355
You call our baby bitch? /
I forgot that.

1682
01:27:41,357 --> 01:27:44,059
Honestly... Well, I'm not able to see it again.

1683
01:27:44,061 --> 01:27:47,561
But to be honest, I'm a little relieved. /
Really? I mean, that's right!

1684
01:27:47,563 --> 01:27:51,065
Sometimes I feel like a stupid bastard
compared to you.

1685
01:27:51,067 --> 01:27:54,202
That's all a lie. That's all
because I'm so panicked.

1686
01:27:54,204 --> 01:27:57,471
It's just to balance out the fact that I don't know anything.

1687
01:27:57,473 --> 01:27:59,940
This is good. You need to take it out.

1688
01:27:59,942 --> 01:28:03,979
Yes. You don't need to block it./
One of us must not panic.

1689
01:28:03,981 --> 01:28:06,213
I'm actually fine. / Really?

1690
01:28:06,215 --> 01:28:09,216
Suddenly I think of
everything you say...

1691
01:28:09,218 --> 01:28:12,953
... about how strong we are,
and how we can overcome them.

1692
01:28:12,955 --> 01:28:15,657
And that makes me feel better. /
Really?

1693
01:28:15,659 --> 01:28:19,627
Yes. I feel like I can do this.

1694
01:28:19,629 --> 01:28:23,899
Look at me. I'm your stone. /
Are you my rock?

1695
01:28:23,901 --> 01:28:27,435
I'm Dwayne./ I can love
with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

1696
01:28:27,437 --> 01:28:31,640
I love you, Isaac./
I love you, Naga.

1697
01:28:31,642 --> 01:28:34,242
Betsy.

1698
01:28:34,244 --> 01:28:37,145
Did you say "Dragon Betsy"?

1699
01:28:37,147 --> 01:28:40,248
I will keep telling the truth.
I'm still drunk...

1700
01:28:40,250 --> 01:28:41,983
... and you look like a dragon now.

1701
01:28:41,985 --> 01:28:43,284
Really? /
Yes.

1702
01:28:44,553 --> 01:28:48,155
Ah! / Is that scary? /
Very very.

1703
01:28:49,425 --> 01:28:51,693
Let's just go. Can we just leave? Let's go.

1704
01:28:55,665 --> 01:28:58,332
This is good.

1705
01:29:03,674 --> 01:29:06,440
What is this?

1706
01:29:08,264 --> 01:29:09,464
"The greatest father in the world."

1707
01:29:11,013 --> 01:29:13,280
It's not easy to tell
that to mom.

1708
01:29:13,282 --> 01:29:17,651
It's also not easy to tell the world.

1709
01:29:17,653 --> 01:29:20,154
Surely we will lose the garden, & no?

1710
01:29:20,156 --> 01:29:24,059
Fuck the park.
It's a place to hang out for addicts.

1711
01:29:24,061 --> 01:29:28,563
Say a prayer of gratitude, son. /
Yes, ma'am.

1712
01:29:28,565 --> 01:29:32,132
Father from heaven, thank you for the food we received.

1713
01:29:32,134 --> 01:29:34,336
Thank you for my mother.

1714
01:29:34,338 --> 01:29:38,440
Thank you for my friends and family.

1715
01:30:11,107 --> 01:30:14,141
Hi./
Really?

1716
01:30:14,143 --> 01:30:17,244
Will you propose me again? /
No./ Are you sure?

1717
01:30:17,246 --> 01:30:18,779
I just want to talk to you.

1718
01:30:18,781 --> 01:30:20,448
And I have something to say...

1719
01:30:20,450 --> 01:30:22,751
... and I want to say
at Christmas. If that is permissible.

1720
01:30:22,753 --> 01:30:26,654
So it can't be waited anymore.
You can go out for a while and we talk...

1721
01:30:26,656 --> 01:30:28,425
... then I'll leave. I promise.

1722
01:30:32,028 --> 01:30:33,796
OK.

1723
01:30:35,432 --> 01:30:36,364
What?

1724
01:30:36,366 --> 01:30:39,066
First, I apologize about the problem last night.

1725
01:30:39,068 --> 01:30:41,569
I know it's stupid.

1726
01:30:41,571 --> 01:30:44,639
And...

1727
01:30:44,641 --> 01:30:48,275
And it's so ridiculous that I don't want to see your parents.

1728
01:30:48,277 --> 01:30:50,712
That's just me who behaves...

1729
01:30:50,714 --> 01:30:53,381
Yes. I agree with that.

1730
01:30:53,383 --> 01:30:56,751
But I think I'm...

1731
01:30:56,753 --> 01:31:00,154
... I don't know, afraid because Chris
and Isaac have become my family...

1732
01:31:00,156 --> 01:31:04,525
... for the past 10 years, so I don't want to meet your family...

1733
01:31:04,527 --> 01:31:09,230
... because that will change everything. But
everything changes, & isn't it? We all become adults...

1734
01:31:09,232 --> 01:31:12,766
... and that is a good thing.
I want to grow up. Really.

1735
01:31:14,704 --> 01:31:17,806
I want to grow up with you.

1736
01:31:17,808 --> 01:31:23,243
And I really want to have a family
besides the two men.

1737
01:31:23,245 --> 01:31:28,783
But I want that family...

1738
01:31:28,785 --> 01:31:31,453
I want to have a family with you.

1739
01:31:31,455 --> 01:31:36,091
Which of these might be more
worse than applying...

1740
01:31:36,093 --> 01:31:39,661
... because now we are talking about
about giving birth to my children.

1741
01:31:39,663 --> 01:31:41,529
Yes. That's a lot.

1742
01:31:41,531 --> 01:31:45,836
But just pretend I
say it correctly, if you can.

1743
01:31:47,103 --> 01:31:49,136
From now on
I prefer to be a man...

1744
01:31:49,138 --> 01:31:51,605
... that says too much
rather than not enough.

1745
01:31:51,607 --> 01:31:56,310
If we have to be honest, I have to apologize to you too...

1746
01:31:56,312 --> 01:31:59,447
... because it follows you, a little.

1747
01:31:59,449 --> 01:32:03,251
I know you will be at the bar last night.

1748
01:32:03,253 --> 01:32:05,453
You pretend like
is just a coincidence.

1749
01:32:05,455 --> 01:32:10,190
Right. And also
if we acknowledge things...

1750
01:32:10,192 --> 01:32:14,729
... I did ask
for Betsy to understand you.

1751
01:32:14,731 --> 01:32:16,597
All the time.

1752
01:32:16,599 --> 01:32:19,501
He didn't tell me. /
I know. Because he's my friend.

1753
01:32:19,503 --> 01:32:21,603
I ask him
how are you every time I see him.

1754
01:32:21,605 --> 01:32:23,872
I know. / Yes.

1755
01:32:23,874 --> 01:32:26,874
He tells me every time you ask.
He doesn't tell me every time you ask.

1756
01:32:26,876 --> 01:32:28,778
She's a woman.
That's how it works.

1757
01:32:31,615 --> 01:32:33,148
Can I enter?

1758
01:32:33,150 --> 01:32:35,582
Inside here?

1759
01:32:35,584 --> 01:32:38,319
This is my parents' house. /
I know.

1760
01:32:38,321 --> 01:32:41,890
I don't think you want to do
relationships with parents.

1761
01:32:41,892 --> 01:32:43,891
I'll do it to your parents.

1762
01:32:43,893 --> 01:32:46,327
Wow. Nice.

1763
01:32:46,329 --> 01:32:49,730
Don't do (make love) to my father
dog style. Her knees are already brittle.

1764
01:32:49,732 --> 01:32:53,200
He is old now.

1765
01:32:55,405 --> 01:32:57,204
OK.

1766
01:32:57,206 --> 01:32:58,773
Hey. / Yes.

1767
01:32:58,775 --> 01:33:00,908
I kind of want to kiss you...

1768
01:33:00,910 --> 01:33:04,580
... but maybe not after saying
I am willing to do it to your parents.

1769
01:33:21,665 --> 01:33:24,666
Enter and love
with my father and mother.

1770
01:33:24,668 --> 01:33:26,568
I think you said, "Love."

1771
01:33:26,570 --> 01:33:28,403
With my mother and father.

1772
01:33:31,263 --> 01:33:33,263
One year later

1773
01:33:51,695 --> 01:33:52,926
He doesn't want to sleep.

1774
01:33:52,928 --> 01:33:54,996
Can we try? /
Are you sure?

1775
01:33:54,998 --> 01:33:56,764
Time to act. Let's do this.

1776
01:33:56,766 --> 01:33:58,800
Thank you.

1777
01:33:58,802 --> 01:34:01,435
Hey, honey. /
This is the best.

1778
01:34:01,437 --> 01:34:03,871
Come here, honey. Come here.

1779
01:34:03,873 --> 01:34:05,440
Come here, honey.

1780
01:34:05,442 --> 01:34:07,742
See who this is. Who are they?

1781
01:34:07,744 --> 01:34:09,711
Look.

1782
01:34:09,713 --> 01:34:11,813
Who are they here?

1783
01:34:11,815 --> 01:34:14,414
Should we do this? /
Yes, just do it.

1784
01:34:14,416 --> 01:34:18,319
♪ It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens ♪

1785
01:34:18,321 --> 01:34:21,588
♪ Cook the chicken and mustard greens ♪

1786
01:34:21,590 --> 01:34:25,325
♪ Cook rice with stuffing
Macaroni and cheese ♪

1787
01:34:25,327 --> 01:34:29,764
♪ And Santa put a toy
Under the Christmas tree ♪

1788
01:34:29,766 --> 01:34:33,467
♪ My name is DMC with
Microphone in my hand ♪

1789
01:34:33,469 --> 01:34:37,337
♪ I'm cold and cool
Like a snowman ♪

1790
01:34:37,339 --> 01:34:40,408
♪ So open your eyes and ears ♪

1791
01:34:40,410 --> 01:34:41,775
♪ We want to say ♪

1792
01:34:41,777 --> 01:34:46,115
♪ Merry Christmas and New Year ♪

1793
01:34:47,950 --> 01:34:51,452
That's good. Wow,

1794
01:34:51,454 --> 01:34:53,621
End.

1795
01:34:53,623 --> 01:34:55,756
How was the Christmas story?

1796
01:34:55,758 --> 01:34:57,758
That's good!

1797
01:34:57,760 --> 01:35:01,796
That's bad! Evil happens!
Many things happen!

1798
01:35:01,798 --> 01:35:03,364
Lessons to be learned.

1799
01:35:03,366 --> 01:35:05,800
Friends are important,
but relationships develop.

1800
01:35:05,802 --> 01:35:08,903
I'm very happy Ethan and
Diana are finally together.

1801
01:35:08,905 --> 01:35:10,505
I hope Ethan impregnates Diana.

1802
01:35:10,507 --> 01:35:12,506
I want to say
congratulations to my descendants...

1803
01:35:12,508 --> 01:35:15,376
... because it works again Christmas this time.

1804
01:35:15,378 --> 01:35:17,078
The best I've ever done!

1805
01:35:17,080 --> 01:35:20,649
Gosh, Pa. thanks.
Thank you for noticing.

1806
01:35:20,651 --> 01:35:23,650
Now, leave
party after the party starts!

1807
01:35:23,652 --> 01:35:27,721
DJ Kevy Kev !!!
Lets play!

1808
01:35:27,723 --> 01:35:30,390
Play, now! Holla!

1809
01:35:31,115 --> 01:41:28,115
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