OK. Is this... Hello?
I'm Julia Brizendine and I'm a neurologist.
I know, sounds nerd.
But basically I see heads people all day, and that's my dream
because since I was little I always hope
I can read other people's minds.
Life becomes easier because I now have a machine which makes me able look at other people's brains.
I can even know someone's emotional intelligence
by showing them photos and faces
and see if they can find out
their facial expressions.
Sorry, because I'm annoying, but come on.
Isn't that cool?
However, I work at the University now
and in my opinion the very encourage my research today
is my admiration and frustration with proverbs like this...
Woman... that's... crazy.
Men... that's... stupid.
Women obsessed with marriage.
Men are obsessed with sex.
Right?
These are all clichés that at one stage or the other we have all heard.
You might even think about it.
Now, I won't talk only about the female brain today.
We know more about men's brains, but that's because they have learned more.
We know that, men have bigger heads and thicker skulls.
And first, scientists think
that that means they have a bigger brain too.
But in 1995, we knew
that women have the same amount
from brain cells, it's just that is placed in a small container.
So, if we just found out it was recently
Then what else do we not know about the male and female brains?
We already know that we are trying to understand and understand each other
but the good news is that in my research
I found a lot about how our main nerves
influential and sometimes take over our relationship.
This is Steven and Lisa
and they have been married for 12 years.
Now, like all couples Steven and Lisa have a problem
but what if I tell you that many of their problems
actually has a biological basis.
What are you doing? Get out of the way!
I feel like this mirror will fall.
What do you think? / I don't know, I'm 40 years old.
Now you wake up. Help me.
So I guess, doesn't that help to look into their heads
to find out why they act like that?
First, it will be very helpful to know
that women are generally more sensitive to threats than men.
This is because the part of the brain that feels danger, amygdala.
In women, this area is more active
that is why we are more accustomed to potential dangers
which men don't even realize.
It also doesn't help that we are especially smaller than men and full of holes.
Hurry up.
So, the reason why partner is not passionate
after being together for some time is because after about 2 years
the brain stops producing dopamine chemicals that make it comfortable / comfortable.
After that, the brain produces oxytocin which binds you to someone.
This is why Steven and Lisa don't too sexual desire but more commitment.
And yes, this even happens to people who have attraction.
Are you going to pick Ty at school or me?
I finished faster, just me.
OK. Release it.
That's the same.
Whatever.
Oh come on.
Mother! Come on! / Okay.
Ow! Ow!
This is Lexi and Adam.
They've been together for 2 or 3 years depending on who you ask.
Ow! Oh Oh Ow.
Better, right? / What am I looking at?
You don't see any difference?
Oh oh, yeah!
That's better.
Your face. / Eyebrows!
Oh right. Oh, yeah.
Do you think I need to make it darker?
I don't know, suddenly I have this strange feeling.
Looks like it seems to disappear
and that makes me look a little sick.
The area of the brain responsible for to recognize errors and defects
is greater in the female brain.
This makes women more self-aware and becomes more perfectionist.
Scientists call it high alert
where more laypeople call it a nerve.
Can we not play eyebrows today?
I'm sorry. / I mean I suck at playing it.
I really do. Okay, okay.
OK.
My teeth. / Hmm.
I whitened it too much.
Ugh! Do you see?
That is more white than the white of my eyes.
Make my skin yellow.
Classic problem. / I don't want to play...
Classic teeth whitening error.
I am also bad at playing _ teeth.
Sorry, sorry.
Oh, I have to be fast Get out of here. I'm late.
No! Stop!
Don't touch it!
Retreat! Get out of the way. Please. Only...
You want to press it.
May I say one thing?
The pores of clogged hair
and I can handle it in 2 seconds.
No, I don't want you to handle it. It will disappear.
Like that. Please ./ No, don't touch it.
Leave it alone. Please.
Dress up causes a woman's brain
release endorphins, other chemicals that make it delicious.
This is a natural way to motivate us
to stay hygienic and prevent infection.
Apes do it.
Lion does it.
Girlfriends do it.
It hurts not playing. / You never let me do anything!
And you don't use the brush I gave
and don't let us also forget the very generous Christmas gift I gave you.
That's a gift voucher for Brazil hair straightening.
Yes. / Ah!
Thank you again. - Right!
Gift vouchers for Brazil hair straightening.
For my hair. Yes, yes.
Right. Yes you're right.
I don't use that actually
because I love my hair.
That looks cool.
It looks tangled and...
it makes me look dangerous.
As unexpected...
"Who is that person?"
Like, "What's wrong with it?" Do you know?
"What do you want?" I don't believe him. "I don't believe him." I like it.
I look like
Bo Duke from "The Dukes Of Hazzard."
I don't even know who it is.
You don't know "The Dukes Of Hazzard?"
You can't get "The Dukes Of Hazzards" in the UK?
No.
Maybe, because of my American accent.
You don't know "The Dukes Of Hazzard?"
You never heard "The Dukes Of Hazzard?"
The Duke Boys?
They get into the car and they jump!
And they jump up and down. They...
They go into... Oh! Oh!
Looks like the Duke Boys are doing suspicious things! / It's not my voice.
You never saw that? / The British don't talk like that.
You said "Dukes Of Hazzard" ./ "Dukes Of Hazzard".
"Dukes Of Hazzard."
I don't want my hair straightened.
One, because I like the shape
and I'm a man, I have a boyfriend.
That doesn't matter. Who cares? / Yes.
My father cares because it's the day _ his 60th birthday this week and I think he will appreciate... Kelimis.
Yes? / Yes.
If your father cares about the appearance of my hair
I will give him a million...
I'll give him a blowjob.
I'll take the rocket and shoot him and me
to space, and I will give him 10 blowjob in space.
If your father cares about my hair.
Hey? Zoe?
And this is Zoe and Greg.
They have been together for 1 year, married 1 year.
Honey.
Just because your points are 33 last night
doesn't mean I will return to that bed with you.
You know it's not too great.
I put the ball in the basket.
I play sports which is made for children.
Hey, I have to go to work.
And you have to put your ball in ice or whatever you do all day.
Yes, why are you working again?
I am a professional athlete.
I can technically finance both and 20 other people.
Because this isn't 1800, okay?
I contribute to society.
I am alone with your last name.
Which are you... What are you... Give it to me.
Are you okay?
You do that
where you give me your job and don't allow me to do it.
Sorry. It's just work.
When humans are stressed, the brain releases cortisol
chemicals involved in a "fight or not" response.
But a woman's brain can reduce cortisol
by organizing something and becoming obsessed with details
which makes them feel in control.
Now, as a couple, thousands of years ago this behavior is useful but now this may only look like solving an unreal problem.
Why don't you just stop?
You can retire, become the wife of a basketball player.
Oh./ You can start being a jewelry seller.
Appears on VH1.
Oh yes, or I can't make a woman go back 60 years
and can work for more or more years.
Starting my company myself or something...
Maybe I can give you a job.
Because how much longer can you do this, you know.
Can you let me write a check for you?
I don't want to take your money. You know that. Okay?
I don't want to be a stereotype.
Nobody thinks you are a mercenary woman.
A woman with a money eye does not wake up at 6 am
or carry a suitcase.
I love you. / I love you too.
Oh, hey Dave! Come on in!
Don't wake up, man! I want you to rest!
Sorry. I thought I was...
I thought I was unlocking the door.
I bet you 50 dollars scored 20 points tonight! My hero.
You bet me? / Oh of course.
Do you think I can pay my bills with this ugly job?
The window looks good Dude, you...
Very clean!
Birds often crash into them.
They think it's just air.
That's how good you are... He can't hear me. That's stupid.
Julia, do you know we have been gone since 7 am
and now 3 pm?
No, no.
Do you need coffee or something else?
No thanks.
OK, so in this test the women are better at identifying fear and sadness from other people's faces, much better.
Yes, and men are better at identifying anger.
We know that. Understand.
Note. Smoothies?
This difference is crazy. / Berry Blast?
You know, I think we have to do another test.
Next week. Only for ensures that all this is true.
Because something is wrong.
I will schedule now. No, please.
Can we take a break? Please?
I can't understand how you're not hungry
because I... can't physically see it.
What do you mean? I already breakfast and lunch.
Strange and gray drinks are food?
Oh yeah. That's Soylent. That, um...
Basically it's a substitute for food.
That way I don't have to go to a food store and buy food and put it in a bag and open it and chew it.
I mean, who has time for that?
Everyone has time for that.
That might not be healthy.
Mmm... What? There are all the vitamins and minerals you need.
OK. What if we go for a walk?
Take a little vitamin D, you know?
Julia, not all of us are robots!
Hey, don't manipulate me with children.
You're a woman, you should be better
in identifying sadness in the faces of others, according to your own research.
OK. 15 minutes. Yes!
I heard "OK", that's what I heard!
Come on! You're not cool. Tell me
So what's wrong with you? Are you dating someone?
Abby, that's not job conversation.
In your research you conclude
that women are more productive when they have a bond because it reduces cortisol.
I'm not dating, I reject to become a puppet of neurochemistry.
So you never fall in love?
You know, our brains are designed to deceive us into being like that and I won't be fooled.
So what are you... / Of course.
Will you say masturbation?
No, I will say to be sad
but maybe for you it goes hand in hand.
Yes, I got everything I wanted.
I got oxytocin from my dog.
I get serotonin from hanging out with my friends.
Accounts can be endorphins from the gym.
Productivity and cooperation produce dopamine
and I got it from work, so I got everything I needed.
I am in complete emotional balance.
Wow! It's like hacking a total life.
Mm-hm.
Knowing ancient nerves Your brain is very relieved.
That makes life much easier.
I don't have to just sit
and worrying if a man likes me
and don't know what he wants and becomes unsafe.
and, being like, reading SMS 50 times.
That's the worst. / That's crazy.
Yes. / So, I know how the brain works.
So it's the thing to be this woman...
I beat him.
Okay, good conversation.
You know the Sun causes cancer.
That's not normal.
OK, everyone.
So, the campaign is unlimited data.
And we know that nobody likes unlimited data than... / Women.
That's right. Sorry.
Why do we say "women"?
Zoe, come on, all the women I know send me SMS 10 times more than what I sent him.
And that is not only from the women that I date, but like my mother.
Does it have to be sex specific?
Yes. That's what the client asks for.
As they say, focus on women.
Good. Cool. Okay. Yes.
Okay, I'll start talking.
Be prepared to record it. Because this will be viral.
What about, a woman looks at her cellphone
write SMS and write,
"For each SMS he sent you
send him back 40 times"?
Unlimited data. / That's good.
Good right? Okay, good. Note that.
Don't worry, be an SMS writer.
That... Funny.
I didn't say note.
What if we do some sort of...
What if you focus more on the connection?
Mmm.
You know, because with this plan
You can talk longer. You can use FaceTime for longer.
You can send more images.
Um...
The level is not logged, but I know you have a better one.
Yes.
In ancient times, women were more vulnerable.
And those who have strong social connections have a higher chance of surviving.
Where for men, survival depends on aggression and competition.
This can explain why in meetings women tend to stay away from conflict and seek consensus.
Uh... No.
Are you sure? / No, I think...
I think I'm just... I took it...
I was heading in the other direction.
I'm not ready yet. I guess.
I'm not ready yet.
You know, nothing serves in this house. - What?
Are you even on Facebook?
What if there is a pervert here?
They can make a house from garbage.
Mom, 4% of anti-social men
so I'm sure there are some perverts there
but it's not specific to perverts.
Why do we talk about perverts?
Can you just delete the photos?
OK. But I don't know which one to delete.
You have lots of photos here.
It's like a jackpot for perverts.
OK, ma'am, can you delete the written album "Marriage"?
What about the honeymoon album?
You definitely want to save that one.
Mom, all photos of Eric.
Any photo with his face.
Please just delete it.
He used to be very good.
And first of all you are handsome and beautiful.
I just don't understand what happened.
What happened was he left me.
It's very simple.
Billy, why do you not use pole finder?
Why doesn't he use the pole finder?
Because Eric took the pole finder.
Bill, you broke the wall.
Bill, it looks ridiculous if it's like that. / Ridiculous?
That looks ridiculous huh? I tell you.
What if I uninstall and I throw it through the
window to the front page? Is that not ridiculous?
You know he doesn't like it if we argue. - No, no, it's okay.
Children who have maternal stress
in utero becomes addicted to chemical stress in the uterus.
Later in his life, this child will grow
become more anxious and easily anxious.
The scientific term for this is epigenetic imprinting.
But it's more commonly called as being like your mother.
If I have something I already learned in this life
ie I can't stop you fighting.
So you can continue it and I will calm down
My nervous system is ugly with "Lala Song".
♪... La la la la la la... ♪
See? Did you see Bill, did you do it?
See? Look, Bill.
Say something.
I love you. Okay?
I love you. Oh, that's it. Spin.
It's not at all rude. Rotate
I want to read the back of your head... / She's a good boy.
No, he's not good Miss!
Basker takes him to the field.
He is looking for a shooting room.
He plays it up and goes down in the field.
Reflect it through room, return to Basker.
He brought it to... Oh! He fell so hard!
Oh, this doesn't look good.
He doesn't wake up again.
You can see anxiety on Coach Miles's face.
This is a misfortune for the team.
This is only 3 months.
Mona will help you climb stairs.
That... / Oh, thank you Mona.
Are you hungry? Do you want breakfast?
Do not want? Bagels?
We have quite a lot of bagels, okay.
Why doesn't he talk to me?
I don't think he knows you.
Have you ever felt weird with so many people in our house?
Yes, but we both work so who will do all that?
That's right. We need a wife.
Oh, I agree. Who is that guy?
That's Jimmy, he usually comes Monday.
You are at the practice site.
The area responsible for keeps your area bigger in the male brain
and it contains special circuits for detecting territorial challenges from other men.
When challenged, men produce more testosterone
and adrenaline, which directly makes men more confident.
Oh hey hey.
What's up? Hey, Greg.
Okay. - I'm Jimmy.
Hey, yup.
I sent you your shopping, um... / Okay.
Ah. Yes.
I like hugs. Yes. Yes.
I'm Canadian. - All right.
Someone sends our groceries?
Honey, you eat 4 chickens a day.
Oh, Zoe...
I just picked fresh tomatoes for you from my guest.
They are very mature, so be careful.
Oh, Jimmy. You're my hero.
Well, I don't need all these people in my house doing everything I can I did well.
Since you will be here in the next 2 months
why don't you monitor the reproduction of the bathroom?
Or what if I do it myself
so that there isn't all this stranger in my house?
Will you make a bathroom?
Yes, just give the tiles and other items I need.
Making a bathroom requires expertise.
You know, like you have to measure the tiles. You...
Zoe, I have physical strength.
Hand combination and my eyes are in .01 percentile.
Alright./ Try it.
Throw something at me, anything.
Oh!
Well, I'm not ready for that yet
because there are no people who throw jelly...
Right, so I defeated physical greatness?
This is great. Now I can start my day.
Oh good. / This is good.
Because I have a meeting with capitalist entrepreneurs at 10. Remember?
OK. Come on. I love you.
Yes, I will eat carbohydrates here.
I have a bathroom that must be updated.
May I say something to you? Yes, of course.
With all due respect? And I mean...
I overhear it. / Yes?
I think you have physical strength.
Dude. Thank you, you're welcome.
I tried... I tried... Sometimes he doesn't...
I don't think he respects what I did.
He doesn't understand you./ No. He used to... He didn't play.
He doesn't appreciate sports. He's a mathematician.
I would say maybe he doesn't respect you.
Yes. What...
Ah, you see! And he throws jelly. Yes!
Jelly is not something you have to catch.
Jelly something you eat. Yes, right.
Of course I'm ready. Yes, we start.
That's two peppers in a bag!
It's like catching a nunchaku.
OK. There he is.
Oh, shit. Still can.
So it's like this, huh?
For us to gather, I have to meet you at the children's playground at school?
This can't be legal, man.
Look, I have a family.
If you want to gather with me, you have 3 choices.
Office, school, or trash next to my house.
Can I ask something? Yes, of course.
How do you think my hair is?
Uh, I don't think anything about your hair.
Lexi wants me to straighten it out.
Mm.
Yes. I mean, that's obviously not, right?
If my wife wants me to straighten my hair I will do it without asking.
I will only live the rest of my life looks like Katt Williams.
Stylish. / I don't know, man.
I think I have to be strict with him, you know?
This is a slick problem.
It's not like that.
He will never stop bringing it up.
Look, women, they can't defeat us physically, right?
Right.
So, the way to control us is by beating us emotionally.
We weaken our confidence.
Like taking a bitter pill.
You don't even do this correctly.
What do you mean?
Look, I don't think there's anything wrong with my hair.
I don't think about my hair.
I don't care. I'm a man.
He wants me to straighten my hair? Who did that?
You say useless, man.
My wife bought me a lot of clothes told me to wait and pick up.
I'm basically a driver for the Pos model.
But do you like it? / Do I like it?
I don't even know what that means anymore.
Like asking a zombie does he like the taste of the brain.
That is irrelevant.
You sound like being a zombie.
Do you want another round? / Yes.
Hi, Abigail.
Oh, I can't...
I couldn't sleep last night.
I'm very tired, I took ambient and it made me dizzy to become an espresso.
But, I still feel dizzy then I take Adderall.
No, wait.
OK, I'm sorry.
Where do you get these pills?
Oh, my brother gave me ambien and my gyno gave me adderall.
No, no, okay, so, first your jusridiksi gyno is just the bottom of you.
So, fire him.
And 2nd you shouldn't take your brother's ambience
because ambient metabolizes different for men and women.
So you can't take the same dose.
That explains a lot of things...
When a woman is too consuming medicine for her brain
the chemical nerves become unbalanced
causes fatigue and emotional health pressure.
Because drugs affect hormone levels
they also cause we smell different pheromones
which can cause us to choose the wrong partner.
That's right.
Damn. / What?
I've done space alert test 4 times
and women still score 20% less than men in the space test.
OK, but your subject isn't prime and you don't activate the time limit.
There must be other prejudices, I don't know.
What about time in a day? Right?
Because I can't remember the form at 8 am. That is crime.
That's interesting.
OK.
Good. Um... Blood sugar.
Subjects may have blood sugar lower in the morning
so we have to do another test at night.
Smart !./ Cool, cool, cool. But, um...
It's just that you don't seem to like the results you get.
Of course not.
The last thing the community needs is more stereo-type ammunition negative women.
They will be, "Oh, Dr. Brizendine found that women are worse
in the test chamber, therefore women can not drive or read a map".
"And because of that they can't be CEO or in the government."
And I don't want to be responsible for that.
OK? So...
We do the test again next week.
Oh, one more thing!
Can you stop drinking all the coffee?
It is made of real acid.
I drink Zantac.
After all this isn't a big problem.
Good morning.
So, a woman can immediately parse the code
encrypted information in male pheromones
which helps determine genetic compatibility.
This, paired with cultural values
and how was his childhood
determine what attracts us to potential partners.
meeting all this is what we call attraction
or love first sight.
Hello. We are ready. Oh okay!
Thank you. Morning.
Uh, I... I'm Dr. Brizendine.
I will test you today.
I'm Kevin. I will take a test today.
Although men are famous for their reputation to be more resilient than women
they actually have emotional reactions stronger than women.
But because conditions in 2.5 seconds
men change their facial features more often to hide or suppress their emotions.
You will be in module for some...
A few... minutes.
All minutes.
Are you coming?
I'm kidding. Oh, I'm...
Me too. I know.
I mean, if I'm not joking and you want to enter
then, you know I will appreciate it very much.
Mostly because I can't move my neck.
So you have to do everything.
So you will see various images.
And the MRI engine will do the rest.
So, just look at them.
And I will be there if you have questions.
You won't have...
I mean, don't know why... / I've missed you.
What?
Kevin Avery, 006.
Green light. thanks.
All right, that guy is seducing you.
And he is very cute.
He's a man. He can't do anything. He must, you know, sexualize everything.
You know, for me I just an outlet doll.
Oh my God!
You really look like that!
Oh my God! I need months!
Thank you. Oh, my God.
He looks cute... / Uh...
You won't say that
after you look inside... his brain.
Aww.
Smushy.
So if you feel empathy all this area will turn red.
There. See. There is no.
But it's a kitten.
I know, he doesn't feel his kitten.
But it's in a teacup.
He doesn't care.
No, no! It lights up!
No, that's... / Yes, he's not a serial killer.
It's very low, even for a man.
Next image.
Does not turn on for baby? Crazy people!
Yes, so with women, all these areas will light up in red.
I can feel my brain burning inside.
What kind of freaks do you don't think babies are cute?
All of them.
Men are basically just in action if it's their own baby.
Really? / Mm-hm.
Now you see why I don't want to participate in society?
Wow.
I will be depressed if I don't drink anti-depression.
Do you drink anti-depression?
Everyone drinks anti-depression.
Are you clinically depressed?
No! What?
I can't. / That's good.
That makes me a little crazy.
That's interesting because you sound crazy.
Okay, there's no win with you, Julia.
OK. This is it.
Ha-Ha!. / Hm.
Kevin is on the lowest scale in empathy.
That guy you think is cute
and very sweet it turns out he's the type of person
who goes to Africa and pays people
to cut... Face... Elephant.
Science doesn't lie, so...
Hey, baby.
What?
Um... Nothing.
I just, ask how are you?
You haven't asked that for me for 5 years.
I remember that because when I was , I began to seriously become a father.
I know. That's not cool.
That makes me ask what do you think maybe we just, stop trying a little?
What do you mean? / Well...
Yes what?
You use crocs sandals with socks.
You too. - This is flat sandals.
Mm, tsk!
I have bad news for you, honey!
I feel maybe we just stop trying.
Maybe we need to be in touch a little.
I set up a house for my work.
I make everything look new and sparkling.
Maybe that's what we need in our relationship.
Sounds expensive.
Yes, yes, maybe a little
but do you remember we used to dress up?
How do we usually go on our sexy dating?
So maybe it's not too surprising that women have a more active system for emotional memory
which means we remember feelings, not just facts.
Something more is difficult for men.
That's why women look more can access deep memory
with search engines with speed.
We usually do sex all places in the house.
Honey, it's before our wall has sort of fingerprint painting there.
Like killing a desire to make love.
Yes, but we usually do everything together
have a lot in common.
We used to have a hobby together.
Honey, that was when we were friends.
Look, we still have a lot of hobbies, right?
We pay bills together. Insurance.
We have water pipe damage together in the basement.
That is damage to our water pipes.
We have meat, celery...
Can you be serious just once in your life?
I just want to say what is the importance of getting married?
Relations need work.
I've worked.
Do you want me to work 2 jobs?
Yes, I have heard couples who become platonic.
Like, their relationship their marriage worsened.
worsens. / Deteriorates.
OK, it gets worse.
And then suddenly you will have a secret family.
Listen, if I don't work 2 jobs why will I do 3 jobs?
Hm?
OK. I will change socks.
I will come back for my flesh.
Konnichiwa! (Good morning!) / God!
Hey, where are you from?
Just came from Tokyo.
Oh no, sorry, I'm...
I don't hear you coming in.
I... I'm Zoe... Basker.
Thank you, forgive me for being late.
It's just crazy, crazy, crazy!
Where is my manners? Please, sit.
Please, here.
We just started making them. Oh, wow.
Actually, I input the first pile.
Geez. / This is the color of the charcoal.
And we have a gray one in the process.
Oh, good. Congratulations.
Oh, alright. That is good.
Congratulations on all your success.
Uh, maybe.
Greed is a disease. Do you know?
So you're a girl with her dark water huh.
No, no. My idea is about marketing.
Do you know? I'll just go straight away.
Well, you know how ads are everywhere now, right?
But they are usually very bad.
And they send messages irresponsible about race and sex.
Looks like... / Well...
So, I want to have a company that will make
responsible ads that won't mess up our kids.
I try to understand hard what you say
It's just that I feel a lot of problems to understand yourself.
You have
like masculine
only too high energy.
Uh, sorry.
No, that's not something you can control.
You know, I...
I forgot... I wrote some examples of campaigns...
Sorry, I'm sorry.
The problem is, I just realized
that your idea, it appeals to me.
You know, I...
Remember that I was in a good mood before we talked about it?
And now, I feel drained.
Oh, maybe you're jetlagged from Tokyo.
Oh no. I don't believe in jetlags.
That's social construction.
Does anyone ever...
What?
Listen, 100% contact me if you have another idea
that just looked ordinary...
And very happy to meet you.
What? thanks. Come on!
♪... Ah ah... ♪
♪ .. Pa pa pa pa... ♪
♪ .. Pa pa pa... ♪
♪ .. Pa pa... ♪
So I think about this space assignment.
Do you think we can get rid of prejudices? if we let people take it again if they want?
A feeling that you only have one the opportunity for something is very stressful.
That's a good idea.
Or the room gets too cold.
Because it's too cold there and I become can't think when I'm cold.
Who is calling?
Who uses the phone?
Okay, this is Julia.
Hey, this is Kevin from the MRI machine.
When unexpected things happen
Amygdala immediately evaluates if a threat is happening.
If yes, the brain stops for responds to fight or not.
But in the brain that experiences amygdala trauma loses ability
to distinguish between daily events and actual dangers.
So if a woman's brain experiences emotional trauma
often looks like he becomes dramatic.
I called you.
How did you get this number?
Hey!
Stop asking.
Let me be a cute man.
I just answered because I thought
someone being is in the hospital, so...
Sorry if I let you down.
Look, there's no cool way to say this
so, see you tomorrow night.
I have to work.
But it's Saturday./ But I'm a stripper.
Then, I'll meet you.
You know, I...
I certainly can't date with someone in my studies.
I'm a scientist, and you...
Tired of hearing your boring reason?
Listen, text me your address. I picked you up at 7.
I close now. I love you.
Can I borrow your bag for a while?
Please?
Sure./ Thank you.
I can't believe you told him my telephone number.
No! He asked! What the hell?
What should I do?
That's my birth control tool!
Your generation is a nightmare.
You know, I want to fire you but it won't mean
because everyone your age has no limits.
Can you help me pick this thing up?
Of course not!
And you don't need all of these pills!
Okay, that is for my thyroid.
You don't have a thyroid.
You are 10 years old!
You don't know what happened here.
You see a brain scan.
He is an ancient human.
He is really Cro-Magnon.
That's perfect for you.
You can separate sex entirely with big, stupid animals.
Uh, as we both know, sex releases endorphins.
Here it is. - That reduces stress.
Which one can help you at work!
Which is all you care about...
Oh no.
Why don't you say that from the beginning?
OK, all right, you have no respect! Julia!
Where is my office?
My lipstick!
... humidity, you'll find it will be
difficult to delete quickly
but you definitely want to make it soft enough
to remove surfaces whatever tiles you...
Yes, I tried it, the basic know-how!
That can't!
Oh, oh, no, yes.
I should grow a mouse tail like you so that the tiles stick to the wall.
Oh, shit.
Damn!
Hey, baby./ Hey, baby! How are you?
Sorry, I didn't hear you enter.
I am busy working.
I'm a busy bee.
Yes. I can see that. How are you?
Good, good, I've already tried several putty today.
And this putty is not putty for us, so...
Shouldn't we use grout?
No. No, I think I use putty.
What is a poster board?
Yes, just a little...
a little test to make sure...
The tiles and putty, or grout for you to stick to for a long time.
Honey, I don't know if this makes sense to you.
What if I call a contractor?
I can. Oh, I know, I know.
But, you will have a lot more time for physical therapy, you know
and, the contractor is there to...
OK, stop saying contractor. What we need...
Sorry, sorry.
What we need is that you trust Your husband is extraordinarily strong and competent.
Yes, of course, right, yes. Okay?
Oh, I forgot. How is your sale?
Oh! Uh, yeah. Good?
Yes, yes. Yes, thank you.
Yes. Yes. Um, yes.
You said, you just said "Yes" 9 times. Oh, no, yes, yes.
Yes, there is...
Yes, dadah./ All right...
I will... I have to go.
OK.
Good, good.
Like the video. Cool. Nice.
You look good.
Wow! Slow down, long legs.
Oh, alright, I mean, I will, I wait for you in the car.
Your vehicle...
Don't do that. - What?
What... I know I can, I can open my own door.
Let me open the door.
You don't have to do that for me.
Don't touch my car.
Alright, this is stupid. Okay, listen...
OK, cool. You go on a date.
I will be here. You come back. Come back at 10.
Tell me later. Have fun.
OK. You can open the door.
Madame.
Ah, my goodness. This is stuck.
What? / Wait, try...
What happened? / This is stuck.
What? / Wait. I can.
I have to... / What?
Can you have to pull when I push.
Uh, can I touch your car?
Please, please. / Can I touch the handle?
Please, if you can. / I can open the door?
Yes, this time. Okay.
OK. What am i doing? OK!
You pull, I push.
That got it... Okay.
Close slowly. There...
What, how am I... It's not...
That also doesn't close. - It can.
You have to pull it.
OK. This is jammed. Okay, my goodness.
You can. Okay, okay.
Hey! I'll just call...
Damn you!
Oh, my God.
What's wrong? I think that looks good.
Adam?
Adam? / Look at me.
It's okay. / How do I seem? Do you like this appearance?
You know, I'm a little surprised.
Are you surprised?
Yes. - I'm used to it now.
I look like Janet from "Three's Company".
I know, you don't know, you don't know
You don't watch the program, there you can't.
Hey, Adam, you don't look like a woman.
How does it feel to date with a magician?
Do you want to see magic tricks?
Damn you.
Sorry, okay?
I told you. I already said it's a bad idea.
Why do you want me to look like this?
Do you know what I think? / Shave it?
If only they cut just a little over...
will change a lot.
And we can do that now.
And that doesn't matter. No, this...
Let's try a little. No!
No, no, no, no.
You don't cut. You don't cut.
You don't straighten out. It's okay, okay?
It's OK!
Honey, I just try to help.
Don't try to help.
Okay, because when you try and help, your girlfriend comes home looking like a damn Astro Boy.
So don't try and help.
Lexi, I will tell you what will happen.
OK? Are you listening? / Yes.
I will go upstairs.
I will take a shower, I will clean up this damn Brazilian poison from my hair.
And I will restore my natural hair.
Hair that matches my face God knows.
Damn!
Well...
Well, this one feels like wine.
Mm. Okay.
This one also tastes like wine, can we go?
No! We stay here.
I don't want to waste my Groupon.
Why don't we drink vodka in the garage, just like normal people?
Because it's sexy, we...
we do sexy things so we don't look like an old couple.
So I drive home while drunk looks sexy to you?
Can you be a little serious, please?
OK.
Oh, you won't be able to guess what this one feels like.
Like what? Old wine.
I'm kidding, it feels like urine.
OK. We really...
Will we really watch silent movies?
Real? / Shhh!
What sense of diabetes do you want?
I don't... I don't want to.
Thank you.
He wants 8 hot dogs, no bread.
A package of Red Vines.
And, things are fruitful, please huh?
No hot dogs. No hot dogs.
I'm kidding. / Please don't.
You know, I'm impatient do this to my own children?
I want 11 children.
I... I...
That doesn't work with me. / Oh, that's right.
You're not a woman. I forgot.
Uh, so, uh, question?
Why do you do my research?
I mean, obviously it's not for the money.
You better believe it for the money.
I pay all this with cash.
Alright, Oh!
Sorry. It is very disrespectful.
Really, why are you in my research?
I don't know, if there is no money?
Oh, my uncle, he is the Head of the Department of Social Research on my campus and he said, you know,
"Ordinary people, they never do research."
So... / That's right.
When I have free time, yes. I registered.
I know, I'm the best.
OK, I understand.
You're charming. I understand.
See you in there. Oh, uh, sorry.
We are not together. thanks.
Agnes, you are the most beautiful woman in the whole world.
Can you stop? I won't say...
Come on! Just try it!
This is a science project. - You're stupid.
I can't do old school movies.
Grow up!
Come on, be someone.
I love you. / Why are you with emphysema?
Look at him!
Oh my goodness.
Let's run together.
Oh, but I'm wearing a 40 pound pof pants.
So I can't walk, let alone run.
Why is your voice deeper than me? / I don't know.
I don't know, I'm just...
It's always been like this.
So we stay here and have children.
Good luck raising them because I will die during childbirth.
What is your MRI word?
I found a little tear in the meniscus.
But it tastes good.
Yes, you won't feel it.
So the healing is not over the schedule but right on schedule?
Right. You're on track.
OK, thank you.
Mm-hmm... Sure.
Zoe! Where are you?
Hello?
Oh my goodness...
Oh no! No! Oh my God!
Oh, my God! / No! Oh my God, no!
Greg! / What are you doing?
Don't look! There is no!
Look, this isn't... You shouldn't be here.
No! This... No! / What are you doing?
Exit! / Anyway what are you masturbating?
Sorry. Do not say that.
No, don't look at that. / Cheerleaders?
His nose looks small, right?
This is like, the first thing that appears.
That is not the first thing that appears.
I will know. - What...
Are you bragging? / How often do you do that?
That is not your business.
That's really my business.
But let's do it.
Do it, what? What are you doing?
What are you... / What are you...
Are you... / You said, "Let's do it..."
You're talking... / Yes, you...
Do you talk to me like a sportsman?
Do you want to have sex?
Don't. Oh God, no! / What?
Why not? You started it.
You still wear your nice clothes.
Use me? This is a robe!
We... / Do you think this is clothes?
Clothes are robes with a little sash.
It's the same. No, it's not...
So you want to do this by yourself?
No! But I don't do... Greg! Get out!
OK? No, I will leave you with your imagination.
Don't say that! / Congratulations... No. No, no! Have fun.
Have fun. / No, I'm not having fun.
I'm not... I won't have fun again!
You look like you are having fun. / What about that?
Please!
Oh You will enter right?
Sure.
Are you robbed?
Yes, no. I just moved.
I don't have time to clean up, so...
Oh God.
Do you want me to fix the cable? I mean, I only need 2 minutes.
No, it's okay.
You want to drink or...
Sure.
What do you want to drink? What do you want?
Depending on what kind of person you want to be in your house.
I mean, Whiskey if you want me to destroy your stuff.
Or Gin if you want shadowbox and say I'm invincible.
Or, Rum if you want pirates in your house.
OK. Let me see.
We...
Hm. Tsk, tsk, tsk.
This is not ideal.
I don't have anything from what you mentioned earlier.
No alcohol turns out...
But I have... I have something.
I have a Sharpie.
Oh, there's WhiteOut.
Oh! Hand sanitizer?
I got weird. I'm nervous. I got nervous.
You know, we can try do this without getting drunk.
Wow! / Yes, I know. This is not...
I haven't tidy up my bra that is good. This is not...
I know. This... I have a bra that is better than this.
Did you find it on the street?
Not. It's like half a swimsuit.
You can use it in water... This is water repellent.
It doesn't matter. Come here.
U - uh. Ah.
It's too fast right? / Yes.
But I think your brain is being producing testosterone
so you might be excited to make a rash decision.
So...
Yes. But...
I mean, I don't even know you yet
and, I mean, you can just make me drunk and, steal my gamble and sell it.
That happens a lot in New Mexico.
And Old Mexico.
This...
The problem is about...
Uh... Um...
I choose us don't do sex.
What? / Because when people do sex, that's...
That makes them crazy. And I want to see you again.
So... I...
Oh!
Yes. That...
I... Sure.
Um...
Good work and don't fall.
I will go and, you have to watch porn to...
But your router...
It's broken.
Praise God.
Mmm-hmm.
- Mmm .. - Hmm.
Ah, no! Wait.
Wait. Don't cover it.
This is being sold. / So? I don't want to damage it.
Move aside. Wake up! / And this is a blanket.
What time do you think will close Target?
He doesn't even want to have sex.
He wears good clothes
and he uses headphones.
Indeed who is listening to pornographic films?
Look, I want to be honest with you.
You're like the hottest guy I know.
Thank you, man. No, I'm real.
Honestly. You are charming.
Shocking.
Really? / Oh, yeah.
I mean I've never been masturbating to you, but...
I've masturbated, as you.
And it feels like being a King.
Do you know what I mean? / I told you, man.
The vibration has disappeared since I was injured.
Well...
You can't just forget that.
No. / All vibrations are gone.
Nobody knows what wants to be!
Women want to be MMA fighters but they still want us to hold the door for them.
They want to book a place at a restaurant but they want us to pay.
They are fickle. Everything, right?
Yes. / Select only one.
Yes. / Say.
No. I'll let you know something.
Hey? Hey.
Hey you./ Yes?
This is chaotic. Yes.
Yes.
I mean I was injured a month ago
and we make love only 5 times.
I show a little weakness and it makes me unenthusiastic.
Yes, that can't be.
You must get your strength back, friend.
Do you understand what I mean?
Show you Prianya. That's all he wants.
With the role of gender they have been doing for us for 20,000 years.
Do the caveman thing.
Pull her hair. Choke him.
Are you... You choking Cheryl?
Well... No.
He has a new neck, so right now isn't the right time
but...
Let me tell you. - Yes?
I've ever been.
And everyone feels happy.
I can't strangle my wife.
I weigh 250 pounds.
Some people weigh up to 600 pounds.
My wife is 5.1 "tall and Chinese.
I won't worry about that.
You just have to search how to become an Alpha.
Good?
Where do I know the limits?
Unfortunately for you, Kemosabi, there is no limit.
Don't ask permission. Apologize.
You can use that if you want. Yes.
Become a cave person. I'm a man, you're a woman.
Don't do that again.
OK.
There is a little problem.
What is that? / My knee is locked.
Daddy doesn't have the key.
I understand...
Well, I'll slide out.
Good idea. Okay.
Fast! The time is running out!
Yes! Ah!
I will... I'll take a shower.
Okay, I'll be here. Okay.
Hi.
Good morning. Did you contact Kevin?
Because he just called ./ Of course.
So?
OK, so, gossip activates
parts of the brain that influence on socializing awareness
The process for us to learn interact with others.
So, gossip is very necessary for women to maintain strong social relationships.
So our brain is in the program to produce dopamine
which produces women to build relationships and learn norms in society.
What is the intimate relationship Neanderthal who is hot?
Well, that... doesn't happen
because he refused to connect with me.
There is no sex.
Hoo! That is even more complicated than I thought.
I feel a little insulted remember the brain scan, but...
Julia, that sucks. Forgive me.
No. No problem. I mean, I'm sure she's married.
Or, you know, playing strange brain game with me.
Which means he lacks empathy
which means our research is accurate.
That's good!
Great even. Super great.
Ah!
I have something from the post office officer.
Do I want to hear this?
This is Molly's medicine.
What makes you want to eat people's faces?
No. This is like a new ectasy.
What if we drink after Ty sleeps?
I'm not sure. Try me Google.
Wait. Let me see it.
How long have I been imprisoned with ownership of drugs and children in the house?
Oh, here is called different from each state.
I'm coming. / Take this.
Unfortunately, the acne looks bad.
Yes, I know. I have to make a meeting with the doctor
because of me, it feels deeper.
You know, the doctor will just squeeze pimples which one can I do easily.
Are you not enough with my body?
I think that will help you.
All right. Yes! Sorry! Sorry...
Thank you. Thank you very much.
I love you so much.
I love you very much. / Clean my eardrums.
OK. OK.
OK. Let's do it./ Good, huh! I'm doing it.
Let's do it. - Wait a minute, okay.
Oh, that's...
Ouw! Your nails all that long? Sorry.
You are like an eagle, shit. / Take a deep breath.
Ouw! / Oh, my goodness...
Oh my Lord!
Oh my Lord, that entered my eyes!
Oh my Lord! Oh!
Karma! / Why did you let me do that!
Bam! Wait! Come back! I want...
I want to take a photo.
No, no, no! Don't wash it first!
Ouw! Shit!
Ouw.
Take it. Why is that...
Why is the color brown?
I don't know. Come on. - It doesn't smell.
Alright, are you ready?
1, 2, 3.
No, no, no.
You know the pill makes me vomit a little.
Oh
OK. That... has gone down.
Oh! Hey. Hey.
Hey! / Do you like my work?
Oh yes! Yes, yes. I like it. / Hm?
Really? / Really. IM very proud of you.
Really? / Yes.
Well, I'm Prianya, and... / Oh.
I can hit and break something, so.
OK. Yes? Oh, yes? You can?
Oh yes./ Oh, what is this?
I don't know. What is this? Oh.
Hm? / Hey? Oh
Where do I go? / Where do you want to go?
Uh-oh! Where do I go? / I don't know.
Oh no! Uh-oh! / But I want to know.
I fell! / Ooh!
Oh, I'm here. Oh, yeah.
I will save you. / Oh, yes! Oh! Watch your knees!
No, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. / Are you okay?
Don't worry about that. Just worry about this.
Oh! Oh no. Is that good?
That's a big man, huh.
Yes, you like it if I am Prianya and you are the woman?
Hm? You like... / Yes.
Do you like that? / Mm-hmm.
Only... / Oh.
What's up! What?
What is... What's wrong with you?
I'm being a man. Only...
Stop it! Oh, my God! Oh my God!
Why can I pull your hair but don't put your face in the toilet?
Because one is playing!
And the other one where dirt is we go, you're stupid and weird!
OK. That's a clear line. That...
Between the toilet and not the toilet? Is it true?
I was told to apologize, not permission, so...
What? Your prison friend which one told you?
OK. Can we calm down and... Continue sex?
No! We can't! Because now I have to take a shower 7 times!
OK.
I... I said sorry.
No! You didn't say!
Well, I'm sorry.
Do you feel something?
I don't know. You?
I don't know.
Do you feel something?
I don't know. You?
I don't know.
Do we have to turn on music?
There is no music sound?
Then why does my body do this?
Huh?
What are you doing? Do you take medicine?
What?
Don't take medicine.
Don't drink it.
Don't.
Hey, focus.
So, deodorant for women. Please.
Women, stop makes us sweat.
That's not bad, but...
Actually, the cool thing about this deodorant
that this does not contain aluminum
which one causes cancer, so...
She sleeps. - She's not like that.
Oh, God, I have a nightmare
when someone talks about the causes of cancer.
Oh God, that's so bad. You are there.
You were there.
What if, "Making him sweat is a jawn"?
Genius. That's great. Note that.
So, I know I said women are looking for consensus
but if the amygdala is active, the adrenaline
can give him enough confidence to ignore
instinct to be cooperative.
Because women always make men sweat, right?
Yes. / Sorry, can...
Can we aspire to be less cliché?
What? / Is...
Doesn't anyone bother with how this idea is too insulting to sexuality?
We do not harass sexuality! People who...
People who buy it are harassing sexual!
Yes. - Woman!
Because women buy 80% of products in America.
Alright, so women... harass sexuality.
Sorry, you might want to go to Whole Foods
with the clipboard and tidy it up.
The most sad thing about about all this is
I think you believe about all the trash you say.
Yes. No! I realize this is my last day.
Yes, I know that. Yes, yes. / This is your last day.
No, no! I know !/ No, no, let me say. Let me say.
This is your last day. / This is my last day. Yes, Yes, Yes.
And I will... I will empty my office soon.
I just, honestly, I want to know
if you actually believe that people are that stupid.
I believe this is your last day.
An honor to stop from this very bad company.
Did you come along? I just... That's weird.
Uh, why? OK. That...
Please. Just delete it from all this.
And I will continue out. I just...
I have to collect everything now.
I know this is weird, this might be weird
for a few minutes but actually I feel better than I've ever felt here.
Believe it or not. So, this...
It feels weird, but imagine if I have to go back.
Help him. Help him./ No! I am fine!
Please don't touch my stuff! I can!
That is my charger. Yes! OK. Nice. Great!
Take your chargers. Nice. Cool.
Um... All right!
Here it is! Not strange to me!
I leave. And you know?
Oh! I will take this deodorant
because I made him sweat! Okay?
Good!
Tell your husband to get well quickly, okay?
Thank you! Certainly!
You know, under this paint you have good prints.
The bones of this place are shocking.
There is a lot of shallow damage.
So, how much do I owe you?
At what time or what?
Why do you pretend it's not a date?
Well... Um...
Frankly, I'm very expensive and I have a lot of bad reviews on Angie's list.
OK. So, how much do you cost?
I'm not finished yet but this is 90,000 now and...
What? Okay. No. I am kidding.
Uh, you know, you can pay me with, uh, help.
Wow! / What?
What are you doing? / What's the problem?
The problem is, maybe our first should kiss.
Amygdala and hippocampus are both needed for fear of extinction to appear.
But if the two parts of the brain become abnormal due to trauma, the person is likely to remember something from his past.
This is generally seen as as overreacting
or become annoying.
The problem with that is I will produce oxytocin
which one is a disaster, so...
With all due respect, I think you think too much.
I don't understand. What...
Why don't you want to have sex with me?
Because I like you for some reason.
You know, if I sleep with women too fast, I...
That's just...
Don't you want to aim higher?
No.
OK. Yes...
When you want to be treated like a human, call me.
In the meantime, don't touch the cables.
The red one will kill you.
I've seen a lot, but I have to say this the first time I saw a person break a tumor.
What? Do you mean tumor?
We do a rapid biopsy, and at this point I will not rule out growth under your cystic wall.
Possible basal cells.
Yes, but that...
It's like... It's like cancer, isn't it?
Possible.
Is it like cancer really?
I didn't say that.
Do I have cancer?
Possible.
I have to know the possibility of so you don't sue me.
But it doesn't seem.
But luckily you see it.
Adam!
Oh my God. / What happened?
You can't not send an SMS message to me.
Does he press it? / Yes.
Sorry.
Adam, what happened?
Um...
I...
Do you know pimples behind me? / Yes.
Things I want to consult with specialists
but you can't wait because you want to solve it, so you solve it?
Yes, that might be, um cancer tumor.
Oh my Lord.
I swear I just want... / Just want to help?
I know you might say this crazy but I like myself.
I like my crazy hair!
I like my jagged nails
and, and I like to bite it!
I like my skin which is dry and not peeling!
And more than all I like my approach to...
What are they called? Oh! Tumor!
Can you stop! Please? I'm sorry.
I just want you to leave! We are finished!
What are you doing? / I, me, I just want to be me.
And I don't want you to always try change me like you do.
I can't do it anymore.
So you decided I was in the hospital?
Yes. I want to break up from you at the hospital.
I'm sure you can think better for doing it, to improve our 'decision'.
Maybe in the garden with a pool
and a pair of swans swimming behind him.
Or on the beach and sun beautiful setting and pina-colada.
I'm sure you can think of a few ways to increase our breakup
but that doesn't matter, because we're done.
So can you go? There are people here trying to help me.
To really help me. So, please...
Go.
OK.
Oh my God. What, what are you wearing now?
Oh, I take a headache medicine.
This is from my birth control.
OK. Why don't you stop using it?
Because otherwise I will have a baby
and that might cause more migraines.
Well, how long have you been using birth control?
Ugh!
Since I was 13 or older?
I'm so emotional without it.
Everything makes me cry.
Well, Abby, you can't arbitrarily manipulate your personality
with chemistry for the rest of your life.
Why? That's what you do.
Steven!
If you think I'm embarrassed because of this, no.
This is useless, right?
I think Molly wasn't designed for people above 40th.
All of this.
I mean, we don't have sex because of Molly.
Even that is unthinkable for us.
Who doesn't have sex with ecstasy?
correct "Occur."
And I think we might be too imposing this.
We have spent time together.
We don't spend time together.
I've been nice to you. I've been bad at you.
I give you a place. I don't give you a place.
We have tried everything. Nothing works.
Well...
I mean, there's always partner therapy.
We don't need that.
I don't have a problem with you.
I have never been angry to you. I don't want to...
I don't want you to change anything.
I've changed everything about me for you.
Everything.
But... There is one thing we haven't tried.
I never thought that would say this but once in my life
I don't want to try a "threesome".
I just don't want others to see how strange things are between us.
No. It is not that.
There are other things we haven't tried.
This will sound weird, but...
What if we stop?
Whoa!
Don't you think all this time we've been running as best as we can?
I don't know.
I mean, I always hope this like what happened, you know?
You are married, it becomes boring , you survive.
Everyone tells me it will be like this, so I'm just...
Just think about it. / We don't have to be cliches.
Give me one reason, one reason why do we have to stay together.
One reason? Our house! Our cellphone plan.
I mean, we can 3 phones for one price.
I mean, and for canceling it will be a nightmare.
I mean, they input us on the waiting list forever.
We have to stay together. I mean, yes.
We stay together because of our telephone bills
because we are too lazy to change it.
So do you... divorce me?
Oh, do you want to stay together?
Don't want to. - That's it.
12 years has become successful.
I mean, most of their people don't get half as much as we do.
What? / What about Ty?
Uh...
Maybe. That's not... That's possible.
Right? Maybe. / Only possibility.
Like, that much. / Like, possibility.
As much as possible.
That we will, separate.
Split. Yes.
OK, good. Whatever.
This is just my girl!
Ooh! Muah! Muah! / Muah! Muah
Look at you! You look very...
What? / Are you okay?
Why haven't you slept yet?
Oh, ah... This, um, allergies. I have, uh...
Yes... But why are you so tall?
What happened? / Oh!
This is because of the magic sneaker. - Oh, right.
You use for 1 hour, you can burn 300 calories.
No. You don't use ma'am. No?
I've tried it. They lost lawsuits. / Ah.
Um, where is Dad? Boy who has a birthday.
You know, I have to tell him to go home to change clothes.
He looks ridiculous. You know your father.
I think he will wear running clothes all day if I leave.
Where is Adam? / Uh...
Oh, um, yeah, he's in... uh...
We, we're...
A little estrangement now.
Yes, um...
But... He... Actually has his own place
so this might be a big estrangement.
Oh, what are you doing?
Why do you assume I'm doing something?
OK. What did he do?
Well, I...
I think I love her too much and she can't stand it.
What happened? / Well, uh...
I'm helping him and...
What are you doing? / Oh, no, I'm...
I read this article that you can train your ass
if you do this one minute, every time you talk to people.
Oh! Hi! Sandy.
Hi! / Everyone is here.
Honey, you don't want to change?
I've changed. This is my shirt.
Well, maybe you should, wear your hair or something.
Ma'am, stop it. - Honey, what happened to your eyebrows?
Ma'am, stop. No, really?
You just hide your face.
I mean, you're a beautiful girl and you just can't can hide your face with that...
Shh. Please. Stop it. / See how beautiful you are!
How adorable... / Haha... Stop it.
I just want to help.
Ah!
Uh, excuse me? / Oh.
What are you doing dude?
Oh! Your wife hired me to fix this.
Sorry, man. I will be finished in one minute.
Oh... He can't do that.
I am her husband and I decide what is allowed in this house, so...
Alright, nice to know that, but I have a work order, so...
Well, I'm the husband of my wife and it's canceled, so...
Well, I'm the contractor, so I'll finish it.
And just want to tell you whoever did this before, a fool.
Only stupid people who put putty on the wall. Yes, yes, yes.
Foolish people are idiots, so...
I will destroy your face with that hammer.
Just, uh... / Maybe.
You touch me with that hammer, I demand your butt.
Oh, well, see you in court.
I will be together with the strongest legal team in this country.
Um, you know it's the only team that wants you. Right right?
Oh, alright! Yes. People who work with the toilet. Nice.
What do you say? / You work with the toilet.
Tell me again if I... / You work with the toilet...
Do you want to wrestle now? / Yes, I want to wrestle!
Ayo./ Watch my knee.
You're the worst jerk of all time. - I'll kick that knee.
And I will... / Watch my knee.
Don't do that. Let me go. / I'll...
You let me go. You let go. / You let go! You let go!
In a matter of 3, release. / One.
Two, three. / Three.
Oh, you bastard. / I know you don't want to let go.
That... / I know.
Fight a man with... / Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, stop! Oh my goodness... / Okay, are you okay?
Yes, he's fine. What is Zoe?
How do you do that without asking me?
That, should be a surprise!
You should let me finish it myself! / Well, he...
Yes./ What do you mean "Yes"? You can't...
This is the rest. Forgive me.
We are all fine. Sorry for the mistake.
We are fine. Okay.
Dah! Dadah./ Dadah, hey...
Wear bigger clothes. / Yes, use a bigger body.
This is 2 XL. Stop it!
I will listen to it. Okay? / Oh, that's smart.
Men who spend 90% of their time in the bathroom.
Hey, stop it! What are you doing?
What are you, what are you doing? Are you crazy?
Why are you at home? It's midday. / Because I stopped working!
What... How come?... / That... Uh, that...
I came here to tell you, how can it happen now!
But I have to enter here. This. See!
I... / I stopped... I quit my job!
And I started my company!
I...
I started my company.
And I want you to be... My investigator, OK?
But first there is this contract.
The point is saying I have to...
Don't touch. Please don't touch!
I have to pay you back every penny in 3 years or not
or you will have everything.
And I make myself burn.
You know you don't have to pay me back. No, I have to, okay? I must.
I get rid of my pride and ask for your help.
And that's really, really hard for me.
So, I want you to let me pay you back which one, it's really hard for you.
OK, how much do you need?
I don't know yet.
Actually, I myself have already collected lots of money online.
By wearing your clothes or...
You know, I think, you know.
Now we have free time maybe you can, I don't know...
Makes me pregnant? / Oh, really?
Yes, because in a year, I might be a famous businessman.
I might be able to write a book.
I will... I will have replacement to have a child for me.
Oh, okay, yes, I can, I can make you pregnant.
Oh, you're a professional athlete. I have no doubt.
Oh, I will make you very pregnant. Oh, huh?
Yes, OK, no. It's not good for the knees. Oh, alright.
My knee hurts. Oh, alright. I will be above.
That's good for my knee. / Because I do everything here.
Oh, that's better. That is very better. Is this good?
Thank you. - Are you okay?
Am I holding you down? / Yes, I'm fine. No, no, no.
You're fine. / It's my worst nightmare.
You know that./ No, that's just, the clamp. That's not...
it's not... I can still do this. Do not think...
I feel like I broke you.
You won't break me. I weigh 250...
I'm not a plumber!
What? / Oh, my Lord.
I'm a carpenter. Like Jesus. Okay?
Someone you will never meet.
What is that...
Lindsay! / Oh, hi, Lisa!
Thank you for coming! / Oh!
I have never been to a divorce party before.
This is very fun!
So what happened? He cheats?
Who wants to cheat on you? Monsters.
Is he gay? / No, no, no. Not like that.
Oh hey, you can tell me, okay?
Oh, let me tell you, we are only aware
it's already running properly and we want to have a party
because divorce doesn't have to be bad, you know.
Right. So is it cheating online?
Yes, sure. I know that.
I'm really sorry.
Oh, talk about the person. Mm.
Hey, nice to meet you.
Hey! / Hey, baby!
Sorry, I'm late, but you took the car.
No one believes you don't cheat on me.
I don't know how to accept it, as an insult to you or me.
What? Haters. They are just that, haters.
What do you use?
This is my single outfit.
Yes, I know, and I waste it 3 years ago.
But I am throwing trash so it's now useful again.
But you... Oh my God, you look good using heels.
Divorced a week and you have been teasing on the street.
Yes, but I haven't wearing a 10-year high heel and they killed me.
Maybe we should go back together?
Sorry. I have got my own debit card.
Uh? / And I want to play football.
Then why don't you go and play football
with Rebecca, here, she is there.
Why do I want to talk to him?
Please. You always have feelings for him.
Oh no. I never! Why do you think that?
Look, we're not together anymore, you can be honest with me.
Well, he's very interesting.
OK, go. Go talk to him.
OK. Now what do I have to do?
You ask something about him.
And don't do that, the things you do with...
Lick your teeth, or something strange.
You like that. - No, I don't like it.
Yes you like it. / Shh!
Hey! Rebecca. How are you dear?
Geez, you look hard.
People don't say "slammin" "again, right?
Nice to see you.
Oh, I just got a debit card
if you want to go... shop.
I can give you a new color wallet.
No?
I'm very bad at romance.
But I'm good at making love.
Hi.
H... Hi.
Why do you become like a penis?
Uh...
You know, me, I'm busy. So...
You know, that's what I'm going to say to women if I don't want to date them.
Well, can we talk about this later?
I also said that.
Um, Julia?
Why did you screw this up?
OK.
So what happens is, you're angry. I really understand.
You experience something called dopamine decline.
that happens when you have a lot of dopamine flow...
You don't know what I use because you don't know about me.
Uh, um...
The problem is I actually know.
I see...
I see your brain scan. Hmm.
And your behavior.
it's almost 100% the antithesis of it.
So what might happen is that you need conquest for your testosterone
or your ego or something.
That basically wants something that you can't get.
That doesn't matter.
The point is I'm fine.
You don't have to pretend that you want something real with me.
That's not... / Oh, I'm not pretending.
Oh oh, oh.
If I can? It's just that your nerves don't agree.
Um... / How can it be?
So, you...
You don't have empathy for... kittens. So...
Oh./ Yes.
Yes, I am not a cat because they are, uh, they are bad.
Oh. / So that explains everything.
Alright...
OK.
We just blame this me then, I...
I don't like passionate desire.
I'm just not a woman like that, I think.
Oh, you're a woman like that.
Really? / Yes.
You're also a liar.
Sorry? / Because you are married.
So you're not a workaholic.
You're just broken hearted.
OK.
OK. OK.
This is more evidence that this is impossible.
So, thank you. Thank you for coming. Uh, come on.
What about, elasticity, flexibility, brain?
elasticity / elasticity, right. I read online.
It says you can change your brain, so...
Now how? / OK, um...
Can we...
Forget it.
You know, for someone who studies women you really hate to be one of them.
Ah... Do you need endorsement? Or, I'm not...
No, maybe you need doing one of your tests occasionally.
I don't need that. I rewrote my brain.
Good./ So...
Keja is good. Thank you.
Damn!
Lex...
Damn.
Are you okay?
Hi./ You look...
Why do you look different?
Are you wearing...
Do you wear wigs? / No.
I do look like this.
Without make-up. No blow-dry.
Without alignment and criticism.
Without sunbathing.
Without false eyelashes. Only a pair.
I can't let go of everything.
No nails. No one.
Um...
Are you issued?
No, um, I'm...
I just want to show you if I can stop all that, you know
and I can stop...
... try to...
... change you every time, uh...
Adam, I know it feels so bad.
Um, my mother, you already met a beautiful woman.
But he criticizes me all my life and, um...
I think I...
I don't know, I think...
I... So carried away, um...
And, um, I think honestly if you love someone
that you should...
... try to fix it...
And change... I don't know.
I think you changed them.
You change yourself... / Why are you...
Why did you do that? / Listen kumoho... This...
I look terrible now...
You don't look terrible. / No, I'm like that.
Lex./ I've just seen _ myself in the mirror.
And that's surprising. I know what I look like.
If you don't use that thing in your hair and your face...
I know./ I don't know you have spots.
That looks... Looks cute. / This...
Those spots and that also sun damage, I...
Yes. I have. Me too... The little speaker and that...
I don't use sunscreen and it appears again
and I make it worse.
Besides, I always thought
that I have to cover it
to be perfect for...
To be perfect for you.
I hope it's not from me.
I never want you feel that way.
It's not. I don't know why I think so.
Look at you. You're like, you're like a Wendy's Girl.
Who is Wendy? / Girl Wendy's with two pigtails.
Red hair and spots. Who is he?
Food places fast food. Burger place.
Is he fat? / Is he fat?
No, I don't call you fat.
I say you look cute with your spots.
You don't have Wendy's in England?
No, we don't have one.
You look amazing. / Thank you.
Really. I'm talking to all the men out there.
Thank you.
So...
... Here I am, and, um...
... my spots and my hair...
And I just want to say
I'm sorry.
And if...
If you can forgive me, then...
... I want to...
really want to...
I want to really try again with you.
OK.
I want to give this opportunity once again
with one condition.
I want to know you can overcome this... / Yes.
It's just been reduced to my boyfriend.
Only my boyfriend. Yes.
You're not my hairdresser. Okay?
You're not a nutritionist.
You're not my beauty expert.
You're not my doctor.
You're my girlfriend. Can you overcome that?
I accept my decline.
I'm not...
I don't want to say this, but when you're
when you try to change me...
... feels sick. It hurts my feelings.
I'm really sorry.
I will be honest, if not for your fussiness
I might not go to the doctor, so...
Don't forget this from your head
but thank you for saving my life.
Thank you again.
There is no liquid!
So, it turns out
I can't break into my nerve tissue.
But I guess the real question is
Why do I really want to do it?
Maybe I don't need to change my brain.
Maybe I just need to change my interpretation.
After years of research I discovered that male and female brains
connected very differently.
Honestly, I am very disappointed with the results because they don't feel like social progress.
So, I keep looking for bias.
I do research repeatedly
and I really find bias.
Full... Problems
and... subjective prejudice.
And the prefix is me.
I go through this all thinking that women become emotional, sensitive
very alert is bad
because our society makes us feel very ashamed of that.
I see this quality as a weakness.
But that is a lack of in my approach.
And in everything, my life.
Indeed, the quality of a typical stereo-woman is actually strength.
Caring.
Passionate.
Persistent.
Support and be steadfast.
This doesn't look too bad.
And even though the female brain
at one time can be complicated and confusing.
no one can deny our ability to stand up again.
Every day our brain says
there are many things to fear.
But even though we are embedded
to avoid danger, we are also embedded in courage.
So, when fighting or avoiding, avoid always being an easier choice.
But someday you will find something
that you deserve to fight for.
Hi./ Oh hey.
Si Dr. Weird Government Haters
That's funny.
Then laugh at it. / I just wanted to.
I will really do that
if you let me finish talking.
These lights are very beautiful.
I don't think this will work for me.
Uh, I read the article that you published online.
That's a gloomy reading. Okay.
That's fair. That's fair. Um, but...
That... You're not wrong.
That... Science is gloomy.
And forgive me about that. Hi.
But me, I saw a scan of my brain
and it turns out I'm a woman
which one is very uncomfortable but I will try to get through it.
You can honestly tell me this will work?
No. What? No. I can't say that.
Yes, you need to watch a lot of movies because it's not a woman's thing
must tell the man when he tries to get it back.
That's just not...
Well, I won't lie to you.
It's all about chemical reactions
which will eventually produce.
Here it is.
You will think other girls are beautiful.
And you will stop being attracted to me one day.
And I will be jealous
and I might act crazy.
And I will be very scared
and I will want, look around your phone.
And I will react crazy sometimes, but I'm ready.
You know, I will never intend to do it all. / You will break my heart but it will be worth it.
Well, but look at the bright side, you know, maybe you will be lucky and break my heart first.
I hope that. I really hope so. Oh
You can't say that. Oh.
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