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Well, very often we meet
one of these types stories.
This piece of peach comes for us from the bottom south
where a Georgian man claims to have seen
big feet.
Yes, that's right, bigfoot.
Michael joneses from calamityville,
says that the legendary creature runs right near
while in a local river.
Jones tells wrxh that he and a friend
walk through the forest when that happens
I am there. I'm there, you know?
And he is there.
And he looks at me right in the eye
I saw my friend, and he just shrugged like nothing happened
You say it's dark, really
Oh yeah, ma'am.
Maybe it's too dark to really see what you see?
Oh no, no problem.
Day, night, light, or dark, big will always be great
That's right, "always big will be great."
Apparently they tried for another interview eyewitness,
but he refused to comment.
Well, that's how it is, people,
even bigfoot likes Southern hospitality
No, we are talking about this. This is a "bigfoot project."
Geez, Sounds paralyzed.
Must
You know, make it sound scary, man.
Moose, we say "bigfoot project" in film
And you see it. It's not scary.
We go together
Well, you tell me what sounds better,
or
Moose, you just did it better voice
- for what you want -No, I don't.
When was the last time you heard the title
said when it appears on the screen?
Never, why do you do this?
Okay, I said, Steve, That's the business Stop! His...
And that's finally from the conversation, okay
Well, you are the boss, You get what you want.
- Thank you. - Yep.
- I respect you. - I appreciate that.
- Are we rolling? -Yeah, man, go.
Not yet Sasquatch.
Skunk ape.
Yowie
"Harry and the Hendersons family."
This animal should be many names
from various regions around the world,
but we all come to know him as bigfoot
Million dollars the question is,
is he there?
Look forward to when we interview some people
who claims, yes, he did!
Will it happen the beginning?
Yes! Yes, I mean, maybe jazz is a little, I don't know,
what do you think?
Yes, that's good. Yes, that's good.
- No, it's a bit weak, man. -What, really?
I mean, maybe it's necessary more hooks.
You know, like a twist?
I can't twist it. This is a documentary.
It's not made, just-- oh, here it is
Okay, guys, this is very good my friend,
who has a lot of experiences with cameras
A true professional.
So I beg you both, especially you,
- unreasonable -With your best behavior, okay?
Always active My best behavior, Steve.
- Always? -Always.
Especially this time.
This yeti person is better not be a douchebag
- because I think I can only take... -What?
-During the day douche. -Moose.
That's actually what I'm talking about
-Holy hotcakes! Don't say hot cakes.
Best behavior Best.
Gosh! Is that?
-Dude, do you know who it is, man -No.
That's Jamie Kerrigan.
Oh, guys, he joined my flag football team
He is very hot and fast.
Yes, he is hot, But he should not block me
What do you mean, "hinders you"
You know what I am talking about
Oh yeah. Wait, no, I don't.
Do you know how to use the object?
Oh yes, somewhat.
Hi.
I'm Jamie
Good.
Gummy Bear
Oh no, thank you.
And we go!
- Have you been rolling this all the time -Yes.
I told you, there's no need -
Luxury schmancy hotel accommodation.
There is Jamie, with her amazing diary.
Moose, old big pocket knife.
-Mickey. -You fly open.
- Yeah, I did it for fun sometimes. It is funny.
Okay, guys, this will be super fun
We will do a little fast intro
Okay, so tell us who are you, how did you get here
What do you expect to get From this experience,
you blah, blah, blah You understand
-Yes. -looks like gay
Well, that doesn't make sense, but whatever, you do it.
I installed it, just in case you wonder.
Okay, good, let's start
Yes, the bed is big enough for the three of us, huh?
-Oh, the more lively. -No, no.
and actions.
Hi, I'm Mickey. I am 26 years old.
I am from the west palm coast, Florida.
Hi. I am jamie I am a researcher
and fellow camera operators on bigfoot
projects Yes, deer. Real name Franklin Simmons
So you can understand why I go with deer
I like soccer.
I like playing racquetball.
I am not if there is a bigfoot, but...
Who knows, you know?
That's why I'm here, I think.
Bigfoot is nonsense.
I'm 5 & 4; 4 1/2 ",
£ 140.
- And I work at - - What are you doing?
You say to introduce yourself.
Yes, but this is not - this is not eharmony, okay
Just tell us about the project and why you are here
- I'm sorry, man, it's fine. -Easy.
Alright, um, hi!
I'm mickey I'm here for audio.
I work in the olive garden.
I'm pretty excited, I think.
So Steve asks me to come here
So what, I'm here
- Bringing my gun - Oh sweet.
I am 5 & 4; 4 1/2 ".
I am 140--
You have said that
Steve, I am not good in this, man.
So, it should be fun.
Steve, he didn't say how tall he was.
- It's okay. - Copy.
So, if there is bigfoot,
you better be careful
cause deer will come for you
Hi, I'm the team leader, Steve.
- or captain Steve - - I don't call you captain Steve. in rural areas in Georgia,
here in calamityville
It is here the last known appearance
of bigfoot occurs, only 12 days ago.
We will not only speak to professors and scientists,
But we will also talk with local people
who said they already look bigfoot
with their own eyes.
I have spent 10 years dedicating my life
for research from bigfoot
So no one hides facts I really believe
bigfoot is there
I also believe that in the end from this project,
The world will know more about this mysterious creature.
This is captain Steve signature.
Stay here.
10 years, Jesus, get life!
Come on, man, can't you--
I admire people who go looking for
What do you mean?
Real people go looking for bigfoot
They never found anything , Steve
Yes, but at least they try
Yes, but at least you have a big interview prepared, Steve.
- I think. - -Do you know what you will ask?
Yes, I have to be good.
Hey, Steve, who will edit the film
I don't know yet, why?
I am shooting this short film called, "blood brother."
Steve, freakin & apos; awesome
Hey friend? Bro? Do you wake up?
Now me. What's the little brother
I can't do this jail again
That makes me fall.
Then we have to get out from this place
We need to do it now.
-What are your plans? - The older brother has a plan
We will get you get out of here
Come on, brother, this way!
No, it's locked!
- Let's go! - Thank you buddy.
Yes, my cousin cut it. He can edit your movie. She's pretty good.
Yes? Is he really good, or is he--
Hi I am here with Michael Jones.
Do I say it correctly?
-Joneses. -Good.
-Bapak. joneses. -Yes, Sir.
You report seeing bigfoot almost two weeks ago,
Is that true?
Yes sir.
And are you sure is big?
Yes sir.
That's very exciting.
Where exactly do you see it?
There out of nowhere.
There out of nowhere?
Yes sir.
Okay, um, and - and what is he like?
Great.
-He looks big. -Yes, Sir.
Yes sir.
Shh.
Uh, there other details
about sightings?
-No sir. -I really expect a "yes, sir" there.
Uh, are you together with someone at that time?
Yes sir.
-Okay, good. Who? -Willie ray.
-Yes, Sir.
- Where does he live? -Now there are several places.
Yes sir?
-What is that? -That's so bad interview, Steve
Oh, that's so bad interview? Oh, thank you moose.
Will they all be like that, Steve?
I don't know I hope not.
The interview won't cut it
- Mm-mmm. - Guys, I have an idea
- No. - Yes.
What if we really look for bigfoot
- I am at 100% - Steve.
Guys, listen to me, okay?
Until now, what do we do? What are we doing?
We are making a film by interview
-Okay, it's boring. -Snoozefest
-Why can't we look for it? -Because he doesn't exist.
Well, no hurt to try, right?
I said we were camping for several weeks
-and really investigate. -So, man.
I prefer watching every Tyler Perry movie.
Steve, I have to work next week. You know it.
-Ooh, where do you work? -Yeah, where did you work?
Why?
I don't know, I just thought maybe I could enter,
- like, hey, Jamie, what happened? You will like,
"You are a stud." I will like, "stop, you embarrass me,
But I secretly want you to keep going."
- I need a job. - Mm-hmm, okay
No, let's go back to the city and then--
What?
- Oh, Jesus! - Liberation!
Lower the window down.
- Uh, no thanks! - No, thank you.
- You're bigfoot people right? - No.
- No? - No. Tell him -
- Say no. - Say no.
-I do bad luck. -He stepped badly.
Oh my God.
Okay, I'm here with Earl,
and Earl claim to see bigfoot
-Is that correct? -That's right, but he doesn't want let people see him
-What do you mean? - Well, you see, the problem with bigfoot is,
if he wants to be seen, then you can see it,
But if not, then you won't see it.
That's all - That's how it is.
-That's like that. -But he is somewhere in this forest?
Oh no, yes, no, he's around here
No, he must be somewhere here, huh But only if he wants to be seen.
Right. Right.
-And you only have seen it once? -I, oh, yes,
I've seen it once, but Willie ray, he--
Willie's rays that live there somewhere.
Yes, that's it! That's right, yes.
Yes, he saw it.
One day I - well, I hit Willie's beam
and him - we are fishing and he says--
he runs into bigfoot and then they will hang out
and play games, and go dancing,
and Indian wrestling and things like that.
- Big feet? -In fact.
Wow. Can you describe it?
Oh yeah, no, it's about eight feet tall
He has a big old head, big old hair
Strong. He is really strong,
do you know?
He is like a strong gorilla.
Wow, wow, thank you so much, Earl.
-Thank you very much. -Oh, man, don't think nothing's
It's okay. You are careful now, okay?
Don't want anything bad happens to one of you.
What I say is Why did he say that?
Don't listen to him, man.
Height of eight feet gorilla humans
That bastard crusts crazy
- I can hear everything You say it.
Go, Jamie, attack!
I - we talk - I mean another crusty bastard.
Not you.
-Why does he follow us? -Where do you do it, donkey?
-I don't see it. -Close and keep moving.
OK, I'll let you.
Does he just say it he will let us?
Well, wait, what does that mean?
what is the matter does he plan to do?
-He will kill us Don't say that.
Shh.
Do we really have to be here? for five days, Steve?
Steve, let's just go to town, okay
Yes, yes, let's go to town
-Good. -Yeah, twice. Let's go!
Look, Steve, I really think we can get everything we need
- in two days, right? -I said we found a deer,
shoot, skin, eat, and then we go.
Ooh! That's the movie, Steve!
-I will see that -We have five days to get it what we need
We have plenty of time to shoot and we will be here
for the rest That is what we entered.
-I didn't register for anything -You know what I mean, Mickey.
-Do you register for something? -Yeah, this is a long agreement.
-Oh good. -He sounds pretty Of course, huh?
-Who is Earl? -He sounds like a crazy person.
We are unchartered here, guys
-We can go on to something! -Do you know what we're doing?
Find more murder maniacs -
Five days!
-This is a nightmare. -Good--
-Hai. - I said here
- Yes. -OK.
-I, I'm here with Walter-- - But how will I talk to you?
-If I look at - -You can see both.
are you both? OK.
Hi, I'm here with Walter Lee.
Hi, I'm here with Reggie.
Hi, I'm here with um--
I'm sorry, what's your name
This is in my vest.
- What are your children? okay there
They are fine. Don't worry about them.
Okay, are you sure
Yes yes. I feed them.
-Yes, I've seen bigfoot? -You have?
-Yeah, I've seen it. -Do you describe it for us?
Of course, yes, I mean, I see it. She's a big hairy man.
I sit on the couch with my old woman
and we watch television
and he met in which case -
- no, no, not on TV -He walked and turned around.
In real life with your own eyes
-Oh, like real-- like - like in 3-d. -Yes.
Of course, I have seen - oh, yes, yes, yes, I saw it.
Everyone knows that They are with their chickens
and they laugh and who will go and release them?
Cecil will free them, that is what will free them.
Okay, I think so we actually have another interview to get to
I'm talking about bigfoot.
Steve, let me take command here
Why, what will you do?
I got it.
Hey there, deer.
We're medium a big documentary film
and we think maybe we can you share
some information with us
Oh yes, yes, I'm sure I will
- whatever you need to know -What is your name?
- My name is junior -Junior, alright, junior.
So, have you seen bigfoot before
Mm-hmm, I did - well, I didn't see it
-but I really heard it. -Oh, wow, did you hear him?
-I heard him groaning. -Oh wow.
I hear the call.
Well, there are there are no scientific facts
who says he doesn't exist.
There is no scientific fact which says he does exist
Well, there are there are no scientific facts
who says he doesn't exist.
He has a job?
Well, he works again in George cardel dodges.
Okay, I think you're thinking from an inflatable balloon.
No, he has that - you know, he is standing in front
He has this sign telling you how many cars
-He overtakes passersby. -That's an inflatable balloon.
You see it, he goes like this,
- If you see a friend doing this, it might be bigfoot -Good.
Doing things? Traveling around the city
Don't go to Joe's food store.
-Why? -She's dick.
Oh, be like a wolf.
Okay, well, I happen to think that there is bigfoot
There is nothing around here except anything & apos;
-You don't know. Are you in or not.
There is a possibility in the head
Well that's how it is.
There are various kinds of from animals.
No, man, it's not like a wolf.
I mean, it's more like -
like-- oh! Like a growl.
-Oh. -Like--
like--
So, like a bear.
If we want to find bigfoot, where will you suggest we go?
Oh, you have to go talk to Willie Ray.
Yes.
I don't believe in everything I see
Do you believe in the loch ness monster?
I do
Rumors have it that bigfoot smells like a wet dog
Have you ever experienced Wet dog smell?
-Yeah, there's a wet dog around here. -Oh.
They smell like wet dogs.
You have heard, um, like -
- like a hot cat really scared -Never.
Like a, um-- like - like -
So, junior, what do you say is it a cat?
Come on, it's okay, buddy, it's a cat.
If you need help with one of the shoots here,
I will, you know, right--
Oh, are you a filmmaker?
-No. -Oh.
-If you ever really see bigfoot... -Yes?
-Please, just call us. -Again, you mean?
-Is that a cat? Is it a cat? -Well, eh--
-good, it's probably a cat. - Yes, look, it's a cat.
Thank you very much, junior. That's a cat.
Thank you for your time. - Nice to meet you, Rambo.
Hey, Steve, I thought,
since deer gets their turn,
Can I try
I don't know, Mickey, I don't think that will happen Good idea.
And action!
Sir...
- How tall are you? - Cut.
I got really nervous
So, we are now on our way to the home of Willie Ray Willie Ray has been mentioned by some local residents several times already,
so we definitely have to talk to him.
It turns out he has some run-in with the alleged animal.
Any information that he can give us will be very helpful
in an ongoing search for mystical monsters
Mystical Monster
Man, you just gave me goosebumps!
Yes, and if my direction is right,
we have to be there long enough.
- Stop! - No!
- Stop the car, Jamie! - no, what? - Shh. Shut up! - Of course.
What is that?
Of course.
Maybe he should go to the bathroom or something,
Oh, scares me.
Am I bleeding?
I don't know No.
Just looks crooked.
No, no.
I think that's how is usually seen
I don't see anything there.
Steve, what's up? I see it.
- Ah, here it is. - -Moose, did you see him?
- Yes, I did, right? - -No.
The leprechaun who drives the unicorn,
- he is right next to it - Shut up, fall out.
- really - Yeah.
I mean, I mean I think I saw it.
It's just there. You don't see anything?
- No. - No.
Okay, so you're not sure?
No.
Hey, Steve, no one sees bad things.
So get into the car, and let's go
Yes.
Okay, here it is.
It's scary.
Don't sing " nightmare on elm path".
Okay, shh. Well, everyone has their stuff?
Yes.
Oh my God, this is Jeffrey Dahmer's house.
- Steve is great - Not Jeffrey Dahmer's house.
Well, maybe this is Ted Bundy's.
Okay, let's just go.
or assassin.
Ooh, maybe night stalker
- Moose, stop it! - Lower your voice
Lower your face
Well, friend, let's all stay professional
What do you want?
Uh, hi, sir ray.
Yeah, that's Willie's rays.
Willie ray, right
Uh, I'm Steve or captain Steve.
You don't need to call me that. Only Steve will be fine.
This is Jamie, and Mickey--
only country your damn business
Good. Many local residents have said
that you encountered bigfoot several times
and we are a documentary, then the camera.
We only ask if we can
some information in bigfoot for our film.
I think you oughta take your camera and go.
Okay, we will do that
It's just that there is information you have about bigfoot, then--
get out of here right now
Let's just go, Steve.
Okay, okay, yes, we will go Thank you.
I'm kidding!
He lives about two miles west from here
-What? -Yeah, yeah.
- Wow. - Oh, my God.
-I got you! I got you! -I think I might need a pair of new pants
- I'm serious. - - Oh, bro, it smells bad.
That's good.
-That's good. -So actually you have information about bigfoot
Yes, the old man is like that and so, the bitches owe me 20 bucks
He is
Oh no, he will pay, and all that.
Don't go put anything negative in your movie about him,
like he doesn't pay bills or whatever & apos;
He does it, he will do it.
Look, let's go in and we'll talk about it
Yes, hey, we will get your friend a pair of new pants
Someone goes caca caca poo
That will be great.
- Ah-ha! - Good.
Alright! Come in!
Yes, we will have fun tonight
I get my expertise cooking for dinner
- Oh yes! - good
OK. Sit. Just relax.
I will do this
Okay, Jamie, why not your camera where moose is.
I have a hunch this will be very good
I have a hunch I will get sick
Uh, what are you guys? favorite way to die?
Don't say that
- better? - Feel like a grand piano.
OK, that looks good there Looks good.
I make lots of food, people,
so you have to stay for dinner
Well, that's very well you
We will consider it. Thank you.
Oh good. I am pleased.
Okay, so we will ask some questions about bigfoot,
and all we ask is you open and honest
Every story or detail you have will be highly appreciated
-Is that okay with you? -Oh, yes.
That's more than okay.
-Front, shoot. -OK.
- My friend. -Everyone is ready?
Speed up.
- All systems go - Looks good.
Great. So, ray Willie,
many locals we've talked
has said that you have several meetings with bigfoot,
- Really? -Yeah, he came here from time to time.
Wait here?
Yes, this, of course.
Wow, okay Let me ask you this.
If we go look for bigfoot,
according to you that there is a good chance
that we will do it really find it?
Yes, that might happen, But he might also be able to find you.
You know, I say, the problem is--
You will smell it before anything else,
before you see it and all that.
You know, he will be a mile away and you will kiss him.
I mean, anyway, I kiss his ass all the time
The smell of his butt
Okay, guys, well, yeah, okay Move.
So if we kiss it That means we are close.
We have been told that he smells like a wet dog No no no no. Hearing that, that's nonsense.
That's nonsense!
Listen to that?
No, like, oh, what is that smell?
Oh, you've smelled it,
eh....
-Markisa! -Oh, does it smell like passion fruit?
I don't say that!
Don't put words in my mouth, kid!
I just asked if you ever passion fruit? Uh, yes, we apologize about that.
And we are definitely passion fruit
Okay then. He is very smelly passion fruit.
Okay, Willie ray,
before you said bigfoot owes $ 20 Yes, yes, yes, yes.
- Right, so - - Yes, we need you to explain that to us
Well that's how it is. He will pay.
I mean, I want to get one clear thing now,
he is not a welcher
- Bigfoot is not a welcher. - Good.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Ah, right, yes, we got that part,
-but why is bigfoot owed-- -oh! Why are you saying. Why?
Yes you know, I tell you why
He likes to play many board games
Like candyland, and dam, and mouse traps,
and all kinds of from nothing-yes
And, well, one night we have to play sorry
Have you ever played sorry game?
- never - - Yes, yes, we all have.
That's good, huh. You will like it.
So, one day, I was stunned his ass was sorry.
And, you know, but that's right healthy bet
I mean, nobody is hurt and all that
It's just all friendly.
Mm, that's interesting.
Um, ray Willie, I really hate to go forward,
good, better than back.
-He is right. -In fact.
-Better! -I don't know what that means.
Hey, wait a minute!
- What day is that? - This is Tuesday.
The 8th!
-Uh, the 21st really, exactly!
You guys are lucky Bigfoot came here tonight.
- What? - really
Right, if my memory serves me correctly
Okay, look, I have to say something.
Willie, you don't too talk to bigfoot
You are just a crazy person, without intending to offend.
Violations committed, You are big fat lard.
Now, wait a minute.
I am friends with Mr. Foot.
And I'm bored with you city people come here
- and call us pancakes. - Pancakes?
We start. This is it.
Praise your eyes for that.
Oh my God. Look, this is ridiculous
-Well, I want to see Whoa! -Is that real?
Of course it's real. Is the monkey dove original?
- Is that a monkey dove? - - Steve, come on!
And you say that bigfoot come here tonight
Yeah, he came here tonight.
I am only lucky I make enough food
Oh, my soup!
- Okay, can I talk to everyone? - -Of course.
- we go right? - Yes yes.
-Not possible. -No, this photo is everything,
The photo is nothing, man. Are you kidding?
Oh my God, Steve, it can a man in a costume
This can be a guy in costume,
But it can be real, friend. We have something here.
- Yeah, and who took the photo? - -Yeah
Can we go before he returns?
No! He is not dangerous.
He is kooky, yes, but he is not dangerous
Steve, I know he's not dangerous,
- but did you hear anything This person said? -Of course.
This is really outside silly
He is out there.
She's like Cocoa is expanding crazy, man.
Who is he calling him pancake?
Jamie, I think we have to entertain the idea Bigfoot will come here tonight
Steve, are you listening to for yourself?
Why are we here? If we don't think this is possible,
- Then why are we here? - I don't know
Hey, he's a good guy. Look at this awesome pants he gave me
Shut up! Shut up! I don't eat raccoon soup
or whatever it is that he made there
We go now
Yeah, well, he insulted me, but I'm a bit hungry
Yes, my mind doesn't say, but my stomach says yes right now.
-I hate you two. -We live and it's final.
-Good. -Willie ray!
Ah, we definitely will stay for a little,
if it's cool
-I am happy about that -Great.
Yes.
Just so you know, little lady, I don't make raccoon soup.
I made a squirrel stew.
There is a big difference in broth.
This is thicker.
Don't worry about your beauty A little head about that, okay?
Eh, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah
-He is not worried. -I can't wait
Oh my God. I'm nauseous
I kind of wish for raccoon soup
Sounds exotic huh?
Yes, you know what's exotic?
- What? - Celanamu.
- Whoa! - -Dude, that's awesome
-He, can I ask you? quick real questions -Sure.
Are you two legit to stop?
Yes, hey, how many dates do you know Will you get with those pants?
- How much? - no
Willie ray, this is goo-ood.
Yes, that's true isn't that bad, huh?
Oh, that's good from you.
-Hey, what are they? -Oh, this? I like this.
Willie ray, have you never gummy bears before?
-No! -Oh, this will happen makes you wonder.
That's good!
Yes! Hey, I want you to have this
-No really? -Seriously. Thank you for pants
-I insist. -Oh, well, thank you.
-Okay. -That's really good from you.
Boys, oh, boys, I will have it, so -
Oh man.
He is always late.
You don't say it.
He always pretends to be fake.
Good.
-It's funny. -Thank you sir.
Is there usually certain time he--
You know, like I said, you will smell it
You will start to kiss it
Maybe it's better so open the window
It's useless from one night
Yes.
Well, maybe he said Wednesday at 8:00.
- Can't, thank you - Thank you for the pants, Willie Ray!
- Oh, yeah, have fun. - - Jesus.
Hey, Jamie, where are we going today
-Georgia tech. -Oh, yes.
- Except if. - -Once we go home now.
-You are the boss. -Guys, I really want find the animal
- Ooh, me too! - Oh, shoot me now
Mickey, I love your soul.
And deer, what else? what do you have to do?
Uh, well, me, what is the use?
Steve, look, I can't.
I call your boss and he is cool
You have the next three weeks holiday
-What? -Guys, come on!
We can do it something epic here
I believe them.
They have seen bigfoot,
so why not?
Steve, I don't know.
Hey, I can't wait to find bigfoot
Yeah, well, don't save your hope, buddy
spoiler warning There is no one.
You don't know that, deer.
Oh, I'm sure For sure, I did.
Hey, I think he's out there.
I really am.
And we might not find it, but he's out there,
- and that is a fact. - Oh, is that a fact?
I'm sorry. What does it look like, because you have seen it before?
I have never seen it, but others have it.
20 million people in this world
and they never prepare the camera? Interesting.
There are more than 20 million people in this world, you idiot.
-Good. -There are many from images
-You see it. -Bigfoot don't go whitewater rafting, mickey, come on!
-How do you know, deer? -Oh, okay, well, this is the photo
I just found Neil Armstrong and bigfoot together on the moon.
Oh, here it is with great tennis, martina navratilova
There are no big feet!
Oh, yes, you want to put A little money for that, deer?
-Steve. -Oh, this is starting to be real, guys.
No, no, no, listen to me. If you decide
to really investigate with me for the next two weeks,
and we don't find bigfoot,
then I want to give you all $ 1,000.
Anyone?
Yes, respectively.
You don't even have it half the money, Steve.
It's about all the money I have
I entered
We will find it, Mickey.
Oh, this will be great.
-Jamie. -No.
-I need you. -No, no.
I don't think I can do this without you
-I don't think I can. -Steve.
What are you saying? Please? This will be fun, I promise.
-Oh. -I swear.
Oh
-Do not make me regret this -Yes!
Good? Well, god, you owe me
I will owe you Everything you want.
-You owe me a lot -Moose, what are you saying?
You don't want to let the team down, right?
- Two weeks? - Two weeks.
Or until we find it. Whatever comes first.
- Two weeks and $ 1,000? - $ 1,000.
1,000 shells, cheddar with bacon
One hundred thousand cents.
Many Benjamins come your way, in your wallet,
read them and cry Or don't cry.
Whatever you want to do Only 1,000 big gold -
$ 1,000, Steve? That is you talking about?
- It's okay. - You are in.
I have it.
Good. This won't happen it's bad right?
Are you kidding me? This will happen our life time
You should pay.
I am a man of my words.
Sign here And here.
Where do you get this contract is so fast?
Oh, no problem.
I feel like I should read this first
No. Signs here
Mickey, make sure you come for dinner
Hey, that's the thing grandma.
No.
Gosh, a little help will be good here -This is true for you -Silent.
-Yes. -Enjoy yourself.
I need your clothes, your boots,
and your motorcycle
- "Terminator 2", man. -Dude, yeah
I just keep quiet because it's surprising.
-How is that good, man. -You tried it.
There we get the rope, and two bags here,
two bags here, sleeping bags,
two sleeping bags
I need your clothes, your boots,
and your motorcycle
I should Christopher walken
-What is the damage? -And rifle.
No no No, no, no rifle
No rifle
Help me. Please, I'm caught.
Oh look, I got caught The funniest butterfly ever.
-Let me out. -Good.
-I can't release it -Good.
Seriously, man.
-We are looking for bigfoot -For bigfoot?
-Yes. -You might all will die
-You are ready? -Yes, I'm a liege.
Ready like me.
Let's finish this.
Let's prepare Here, yes, Jamie?
Understood.
Well, here it is in a scary forest
from calamityville, Georgia.
Our official search starts now
For two weeks it's only us
and the unexpected desert.
We have our food, our equipment, our tent,
and Mickey has a map.
We will immediately find out what is waiting for us in this dreaded forest
Women and men, bigfoot projects are ongoing
Stay here.
-Yeah, I don't have it. -You lost the map!
-Dude! That isn't very cool. -I am so sorry.
We haven't even reached in the desert yet,
-and you lose the map? -I know, I'm really sorry.
Do we even need a map? I mean, how big is the forest?
Uh, 24.6 square miles. That's how big, deer!
- Idiot - Okay, everyone just relaxes.
We will go to the city and we will buy a new map.
The problem is solved, Steve. -Oh, the problem is solved, Steve.
Problems solved?
Mickey, I highlight and arrange everything.
I outline the most time The efficient route should be taken.
I specify the terrain, I draw a hot spot.
I build the whole...
Ah, look at him. He is like a lost child
run to his mother
Okay, first thing first.
Stay alert for any footprints,
unusual hair, or dirt.
- What? - He means dirt
really, Steve? -In fact.
It has been said that bigfoot has a red color
for extraordinary big dirt
Dirty.
Stay alert, become sharp
This is the beginning of what will become a life-changing event.
- sorry, bud - Be careful, Mickey.
You lose the camera Dude, it's not cool.
I am very sorry, Steve.
How I should be to do documentary
without a camera? Oh, I know, Mickey,
I will only tell people that happened.
You're a great storyteller.
- Sure. - No, not him.
Oh, wait, here it is, guys. I found a camera.
- Oh, man, thank you in total. -Crisis is avoided.
Actually, this will start It's soon dark,
-So maybe we should set up camp -Oh yeah.
And this is very important people,
I want one camera to scroll at any time.
You never know when he might appear Agree?
-No, that won't happen -Absolutely.
Moose, do you know how to set up a tent?
I think I can handle it, lover.
Okay, that - great, You go and do that,
and Mickey, you get some firewood, okay?
Steve and me, we will finished unpacking, huh?
-Maose, do you help me, I help you? -Okay, cool.
Okay, um, firewood is the same as real wood right?
-You are kidding right? -Yes.
Okay, and rightfully so just enter the place.
-Oh. -Understand?
Yes, understand.
Do you think you can handle it, honey?
Good
All right, where is the other one?
What else?
Other tents.
Oh no, no, no. It must be fine.
It says it sleeps four.
Thank you for coming, Jamie.
I owe you big
You know, I can do a lot with $ 1,000.
Yes, where will you get $ 1,000?
Oh, very funny.
Moose, what would you do with $ 1,000?
Start own production company.
Organize meetings with M. Ksatria,
- then-- -Wow.
They are on our tail!
I will make you brother blood!
Come on, little brother, let's go
I found an empty house. Let's hide
The place is perfect.
Thank you, big bro,
blood brother for life
Yes, man. Blood brother for life
Wow, guard!
He found our hiding place.
Running!
So this is where we decide to set up a camp for the night.
And this is our fire.
Hot set, everything, hot set.
I'm excited.
This is our luxury tent,
which is almost like sleeping in a hotel.
And here's the amazing Jamie reading a book.
Oh, Jamie, do you have anything to say? about our first day on hunting?
I can't believe I really did this
Good, fine.
This is the rest from our camp that--
- Why don't we take care of our map? - -Psst, Steve.
Oh, and there are Mickey and deer
on the tree for several reasons. What is that?
OK, so, deer thinks he got a better shot
associate with Jamie than me, but I disagree.
- I can really hit it if I want it. - -Oh.
He has confidence, but I have charm.
I mean, what do you think?
I think we have assignments as gentlemen to--
Doodie, right? Of course.
Very? That is actually what am I going to say
We have - we have a bond.
- Obligations. -It is not funny.
As a professional to keep this on the level, okay?
- There is a woman in our midst. Where are you going? - Good.
Moose, ugh, god
-Do you like what you see? - Stay away from me.
Your loss.
-Oh man. -Tude, I don't even feel like I have to go
Go there, man, come out Go.
- You don't plan this well, right? - -No.
Hey, Jamie, apparently There is this crazy bear
walking through the forest only killing people
They find small children head and guts,
and basically, honestly, I won't hold you back
if you want to sleep in my sleeping bag
-No. -Good.
-What are you reading? -Go away, you're a little nonsense.
Mm, yes, I have, hear you
That will happen nuts that are difficult to crack, huh?
-Well, he can crack my beans. -This is very good in this case.
Yes, that's great. I will sleep, guys.
I think it should do the same.
Rest. We will have a long day in front of us tomorrow
The third day is officially complete
Our first official day in a search for bigfoot
is in the book
I look forward to tomorrow. I am captain Steve signed it.
- Stay here. - - Phone calls yourself captain Steve.
OK.
- Good morning. -Good morning.
Oh, you make breakfast!
-Yes. Bacon and eggs. -Good.
-Hey, Steve, Jamie make breakfast -Yes I know.
He is amazing.
I don't buy Bacon and eggs.
Eh, no. I did it.
Everything you buy is twinkies and ice appears.
That is to drink water now.
Whatever, just eat your breakfast
-I think I'm in love. -What?
Uh, you - you are suitable like gloves.
-Gg me. -You know we have a plate.
Oh, I don't need to be fancy
- Is this Turkish smoked meat? -Yes.
Wild audio recording fourth day
Location 82.24 degrees latitude,
34.16 degrees longitude.
Time approximately...
2:39 pm east standard time.
Temperature is 74 degrees Fahrenheit
There is a breeze now two to three inches moving -
it's a lot of from information, Steve.
That's a lot of information.
I just thought so as I said Wes -
what was that before?
Shh. What was that?
Do you hear that?
I think I'm farting, Steve.
Yes, yes, you do
Let's move! Stay away from the smell.
Hey, Jamie.
-Hey, Jamie! -What, deer?
Do you have a boyfriend?
-Now, uh, no, no. -Very? That's cool, man.
Hey, what about you and me? Go behind the tree there
-and we bang? -How are you doing suicide
Oh-ho. What if we go back that tree, we bang,
- and then I kill myself? -Yeah, I'll think about it.
Good. Progress.
-Moose! I have wood -I too.
- Well, camp looks pretty good for now.
We will move west tomorrow.
Hey, come on a few drinks tonight
-Yes! -I don't know, guys
-I don't think so Good idea. -Yes.
I really can use drinks. I think you can too, there, captain
Come on, stevesy. Steve, Steve.
Steve! Steve! Steve!
Okay, fine, alright, let's drink a few beers.
What
-You forgot all that? -Everything.
This is possible for the best.
-I will hunt -sweet.
- Okay, but come back before dark. -No.
And grab b cam just in case you find something.
Yes, like beer.
Oh, burn! Wow!
Jamie, you want to go see this map again?
Sure.
I say, deer, That's right there.
I don't see anything.
Why can't I This is to focus?
We need to get it our money back
You don't know how to use the camera
Yes, of course. Look at this.
- Zoom. - Why do you say zoom?
Oh my God! It's there Don't you see it?
No, I don't. I will return to camp.
Wait for me
-Ah, damn it! -Do you smell something?
- No! - Nothing extraordinary.
-No. -Yes!
-You smell something, isn't it? -Ah...
Tell me what it is, Mickey.
-Ah... -Tell me!
Pizza?
Do you smell pizza?
Yes, rather, but with pepperoni.
How do you smell pizza here in the middle of from the forest?
I...
He smells pizza.
I think I smell pizza, jamie
I know you
Oh, and decoction of Willie Ray, that too.
Still on your whiskers.
I will be damned, Still in my mustache.
Hey, Steve, fake alarm!
That's my mustache all the time, bud.
So that brother is alive again
- Is he back? - Yeah, is he back?
- I think he's dead - Yeah, no, he doesn't.
-He is a cyborg. -Impossible.
I mean, this just come to me
And then go in the future,
and, like, they chase security guards,
but they are aware he is not a security guard,
-he is only from the future. -Don't go all Hollywood to us.
Hey, what if I finally become, like,
Your adopted sister in it?
And then what happens is...
Okay, whenever you are ready, Steve.
Day 10, hunting continues.
-Although I think we are close-- -Stop!
-That is a deer. -God, you get goosebumps.
-Do we finish? -Jesus.
- Action! -No, Mickey.
-See, it's Jamie- -and action!
Day 10, hunting continues.
Even though I think we are close,
we have not produced all forms of evidence,
so we keep going forward.
Now nobody says this will be easy,
but we still have one more week.
We continue to be surrounded with strange smells and sounds
it can easily be his for an elusive creature.
We have closed about five square miles,
and unfortunately, so far, the findings are rare.
We don't have findings.
My team is endless and I will continue to pursue this
until finally
We won't rest until our mission is complete
For deer, Jamie, and Mickey, I am captain Steve signed it.
Stay here.
And cut.
-we only have your cousin is cut there -Yeah, he's good.
- Alright, check the gate! -God, my ears
That's not your job.
Wow, wow, okay, that - it's toughie.
Um, what is that? Right?
Uh... I think Shakespeare said the best,
when he says that love, is called by another name,
- still rose - Yes, that -
That is definitely not true.
Yes, that's something like that.
-No, not at all. -I never read it.
What about you, deer?
You've fallen in love
Thank you for asking.
Yes, yes, first, yes.
Oh, man, I remember the first time
I sit next to him on the bus
I know I'm in love.
Oh, we're together All the time, me and him.
She's a rather girl who only understands me, do you know?
Gosh, it's so sweet? What happened?
Well, we get older, and he goes and does it his own
and I go my own way, playing college football,
and I was in the army briefly.
- Army? -Yeah, yeah.
-Oh, god, really? -Yes.
Many items go there
But not one day passes...
That I don't think about him.
That makes me live.
And after that I went home and he wasn't there,
but I wait for it.
I wait for him every day.
I even heard whispers knock on the door
until one day it's real.
And I ran down as fast as possible,
and I open it, and that's it.
And then he told me he was sick.
Oh my God.
And that he wants to get married.
- I knew at that time. - "Forrest Gump"!
What are you waiting for?
Yes, it's "Forrest Gump," nothing is right What?
-Really, moose? -no, don't judge me
- Oh my God. - I will sleep.
Really deer? It is very funny.
I think that's a good idea. I thought we should sleep.
I think it's a great idea if you just stop talking
OK? That's ridiculous.
Jamie,
You shoot me in the butt, Lieutenant Jamie.
I see what we do.
I might not be a smart person,
But I know a box of chocolates when I see--
No, it's not even close.
That is not a dialogue quote from the film
Guys! Guys, wake up!
Oh, this is better be good, Steve
- What? - Ow!
Listen. He complained.
What is the groan?
Oh, shit, that's it.
-Oh wow. -Oh, give me a break
-You don't hear it, deer? -No.
-You get that? -Oh yeah,
he howled alright
So, Bigfoot is the only howl in this forest.
Moose, it's howls, from very animals we are looking for.
Mickey, stop pointing that thing on my face
at any time you hear noise.
- I'm sorry! - Sst.
This is stupid
Shh.
Are you a librarian
- That is he must be
Right there is no way that can be big.
I'm big
- Oh, oh, come on! - There he is!
- That's bigfoot! - That's ridiculous
I'm out of here!
-Please, no, Steve. - Let me get out of here
I want to see it with my own eyes!
- No, it's not safe - We have arrived this far!
- That's ridiculous. - I can't go!
- Release me - Shut up.
Unless something unzips this tent,
You should not wake me up.
Good night.
He can't enter here, Steve, right?
Yes, maybe, if he wants to enter, he can enter
Mickey, this is very, very unlikely, okay
Yes, maybe it's impossible, just listen to Jamie.
Just in case, Jamie, Can I sleep
- in your sleeping bag? -No.
- Good. - Wow.
Oh, that's fun.
How can you? go back to sleep
I will go this camera lights up
just in case it captures audio again
Shh.
Stop, Mickey!
Sorry, I'm nervous hand syndrome
I leave everything my medicine at home
- Jamie. - Jamie.
He is here.
I know he is here.
Stalking us Our Taunting
Playing with us
Very hair on the back of my neck is always noticed
because I know anytime he can show himself.
I have to be ready.
I've been waiting for for this life-changing moment
- as long as I remember
Oh, what is that?
Show yourself!
I'm here! I am ready!
Show yourself, your monster!
You are a wild animal Oh, oh! Jamie!
-Hi, Steve! -Hi.
What are you doing here yourself?
- Do you know the rules? - Of course I know the rules.
I made them.
I only tried for approaches like stealth, that's all.
Oh, is there luck?
Luck has no meaning To do it, Jamie.
Luck is an opportunity. A hope or hope
based on several things that will happen feeling of defeat
That's not what happened.
This is destiny. We are here for a reason.
Destiny. We are destined to be here.
To find it.
Possible luck, and indeed will surely find it.
Do you understand?
Uh, yeah
Good.
Come on! Let's go rally troops.
- Are we rolling? - Yup, why?
-What will you do? -I will do what Steve did.
Talk and so forth Numbers, equations, facts.
Why do you want to do that? You are bad at that
Oh yes? How is this bad?
We are at latitude 10-6 Harvard.
It's cloudy, mist. Sense of tread... muddy.
Well, what I say, and you prove it right now,
is that you really bad in this case
Okay, everything I say don't you need to say how you feel all the time,
Because it hurts people & apos; feelings sometimes
-What are you doing? -Oh man.
Think Mickey he found footprints
I did find it. Steve, you can see it.
-Very? -Yes.
What do you think?
- Good work, Mickey. - It can be anything
This big trail can only belong to one thing.
- A big man - Do you really think so, Steve?
- That must be the case. -Hah, I have one question.
-Why is there only one site? -What do you mean?
Well, every time someone finds big footprints, there is only one,
I mean, is there some sort of gorilla gorilla with one leg
-hopping around somewhere? -Yeah, that's good the question, Steve.
Is there a one-legged leg? Gorillas just jumping up and down?
Don't you see, Mickey?
Don't you all see what he does
Play level?
-He plays with us -Oh, my goodness, give me my money now
There are very good reasons very few people have ever received at a glance.
A bigfoot becomes big because he has never been caught
He knows we are in hunting.
And... he knows we know he's near
He roared, he moaned. I know he's here, but where?
Damn, where?
Very sweet aroma dirty hair
will forever lie in the nostrils I call myself.
The one who was very groaning he mocked me with would haunt me for an eternity.
- I have to find it, I have to. - Hey, Steve?
You better check yourself before you destroy yourself, man.
I have to go get measurements
Hey, Steve, how did you come? with that speech, man?
What speech
-Hey, Mickey! -Hey, Jamie.
-Hei. -Hey, do you want one?
-No, thank you. -Not too soft.
No thanks. Hey, you've ever read "moby dick"
What is that? No.
-You know? "Moby dick"? -What is that?
-Capain ahab. -Like something from a gay comic?
- Adventure from dick captain -What? No, Mickey.
-White white? -Do you make this? right now?
Oh my God. Forget it.
But, Jamie, we can read it together with Hey!
Yes? Hey, do you want me to reach it?
Moose, I really need to talk to you
Oh yeah, you want to go in a tent and get a little
-more comfortable? -Jesus, I'm surrounded by by idiots and bastards
Ooh, that's good band name, right?
Here to the stage, idiots and bastards
see, I need to talk to you about Steve
Hey, Jamie, if you want want to go to a concert,
we can go to the old one, olive garden,
get a little food, have a little wine,
may have midnight kiss
I'm not sure I don't know what will happen after that
Sounds like that a good plan
Oh my God. Enough! Enough!
OK? I'm very sick of you
try to yell at me or whatever.
- this is - Jesus.
It's like you've never seen a girl before
-No as beautiful as you. -Well, what do you know?
I have news for you, okay?
I'm gay.
- What? - Yeah.
- really - I'm gay.
-I am a lesbian. -Wait, you're a gay lesbian.
Oh, so the cross cancels, so you are really straight
-Game on. -No, I don't-- I don't like guys Good? You understand?
But you tickle some guys.
Do you know what? I really want to hit you on the face now
- Bring it. - Wow!
- A lesbian. - Full of lesbians
Don't see one coming
- challenge - accepted
This will change around.
- Yeah. - Bomber
-He is not a lesbian. -No, not at all. What is he thinking?
Hey, Jamie can help me out real fast
- No, the way in hell - Oh.
Strong love. Likes. OK! I will do it myself.
We start. Set this above.
Um, heat vision is dead, night vision off, very good.
Tightening, good.
We start.
Action.
Hey, everyone! This is assistant captain Mickey is here
Immediately good luck Captain Mickey,
and I will tell you why
Find footprints other days,
yup, move up In the world.
The next thing you know I might have a boyfriend
or something serious like that
Yes, the group, we are traveling 3.5 miles per hour.
Rainfall in the cloud is about 33%, which is good.
This is above average, and I like that
Will we be big feet?
Let me ask you something?
Does this look like a man's face
who won't find bigfoot
What did you see when did you see this?
You see determination.
You see strength.
Maybe see a man who is a little hungry
We haven't really had it a lot of food lately,
But, most importantly, you see someone who will make it happen
This is Captain Mickey out
Jamie, what do you think?
Are you happy with that?
Uh, yes What are you thinking about?
Yes, it looks great.
Okay, so we have a few more miles to cover.
I only wish everyone out of this life
and with their sanity.
Hey, are you guys looking at my sweet bear?
I have a few packages left.
No, not yet.
Hey, moose, have you seen alcoholic, dude?
Huh?
- What are you doing? - Oh no.
Just check the path. Everything is uphill, man.
You enter my bag, and you steal this
Mickey, Jesus, really?
You don't understand, right?
No, I don't. They are like $ 2 per pack.
I will give you more.
I will never do this for you, cheerfully
I think you are my friends, man.
I'm your friend.
Mick, come on, man!
Mickey!
Bastard
Okay, guys, we go north
Let's pack. We are close
- Are we rolling? - always
Good. I feel like something will happen soon
Don't stop shooting.
Here they come to the stage, idiots and bastards,
- follow, Mickey! -Shh. Alert
Shut up, Steve.
- Uh, what is night vision binoculars? -No.
Not all of them. I can't see anything,
Okay, maybe it's better so take a short break.
-Did Columbus rest, Jamie? -Yeah, maybe.
Hey, Mickey,
Come on, man, you can't sleep here tonight
Dude, don't ignore me, that's rude
Shhh, maybe he is sleeping.
I'm not sleeping. I'm just not talking to a thief!
Eh, come on, this is ridiculous. It will be cold tonight.
Alright, look, I will stay here tonight
You don't need to do it.
Do you hear me? I said I would stay here.
Good.
You find your balance. Oop, oh! I saw that coming.
-Build. -Look, no, I don't want a thief to help me.
-Jamie? Is that you help me? -No, it's a deer.
Don't touch me!
Get your dirty thief hands from me
They aren't at you.
-Jamie, does he touch me? -No.
-Do you want to touch me? -Good night, Mickey.
Good night, Jamie.
Dickhead
Here.
-Thank you, Mickey. Well, my goodness. -F you
You know, deer, I think we all need to rest.
He doesn't need to be angry with me
I mean, oh, my God, the world will end
because I eat some sweet bears.
You steal them
Oh, do you know what? We understand, man.
I just want to go home.
We all do it. Well, some of us.
Ah, come on, you won't miss this
All fresh air, hunting sensation?
Huh? Chasing history This whole bond experience?
The instinct of human survival flows through our body?
No, I won't miss all of that None.
Fresh air, maybe.
I like it here.
Nature.
Live from the ground.
Just like life is intended to be
This is here.
Dude, Steve, We have Capri sun for lunch, man
Sun Capri
Whoa! What was that?
Do you hear that?
Sorry, Steve.
Oh yeah, okay, I smell it
- Good, buddy. - Wow.
-I am not your friend -Oh, you are talking to me now.
No, not me!
Okay, well, at least we go in the right direction.
We still have a few miles left
Tomorrow morning we will go in that direction
Guys, I hope you are ready for what will happen
Our lives really will change
One thing will be the same
with big feet from here out will be our name
I can feel it.
He is near.
I won't be surprised if he is right there
Ah, there out of nowhere.
Who are you supposed to be Michael Jones?
- There out of nowhere. - Somewheres.
Those people are crazy.
Yes, remember when that person tried to kill us
Oh!
I hope it's big.
No, no, surely is not him
Sounds not like him.
- Good, I will sleep.
- Me too. - - Yes, me, three, yes, let's all enter the tent.
Hi friends, I just think--
Hey! Don't let him here!
Come on, Mickey, it will get cold out,
like zero temperature.
Sorry, deer, maybe next time
you will still your dirty claw for yourself.
- dirty - - You will be fine, maybe.
Hey, Jamie, dirty claws, That's good.
Thank you, Mickey.
Alright, turn it off.
Dude, I think I heard something here
- Oh, that's nothing - Yeah, yeah
Good night all in tents
Good night, dudes and dudette.
This is very good here because it's good gentle breeze
- It's like a blanket. - Reel enters
Oh, man, rainbow night.
Oh, there's a total rainbow night here
It's like a complete arch.
Hey, deer, go ahead, we try to sleep.
Oh, I will save it, but you have to keep talking
causing a night rainbow will disappear if not keep talking to him
I and my blood relatives are thrown into the sea.
Then we 20,000 leagues down when we find Atlantis.
And then Bruce Willis likes the president of Atlantis,
and he is like, dudes, you must make Atlantis back
to earth
And like us on earth.
And he is like, "What is this earth?"
I'm just spitballing, So, this -
Moose, seriously, go to sleep.
But one more-- one more thought.
Jeff Goldblum like State Secretary
on Atlantis,
and he is like, I will upload a virus to Atlantis,
- and then Atlantis-- - Sst.
Okay, it's a bit quiet the last few days,
so I will give it quick update
Mickey is still upset in deer.
They don't speak.
That's actually rather sad, really
And Steve goes into this psycho random mode I'm a little worried what will happen to him
after we leave this place
Oh, and uh, Steve, I know you will hate me,
But, uh, yesterday I thought I saw something.
It feels like--
well, I can't really say what it must be, but...
God, I don't know.
I don't want to say anything,
but maybe I lost my mind too
-After that, until next time. -Let me go! I see it.
-This is captain Jamie signature. -I see it, man.
-He is there. -God, I don't really like That voice.
-Hey, Steve? -What?
-You want to stop and set? -No.
- Rest? -We have lots of from the ground to cover
Yes, I know we did it, But we are all very tired.
Yes, man, and I'm hungry
Well, why don't you eat? more gummy bears!
Mickey, calm down! Are you fair throw pine cones at me
- If there is a grenade you will explode. -Stop! Relax!
-A grenade? -God.
Well, you want to rest, we can rest
Hey Mickey, you want go to get some wild tracks
Sure.
Steve, can we talk for a moment?
Moose, why are you not shooting?
I told you you need to roll all this time.
Good.
Hey, Steve, am I a bastard?
Moose, the word jerk can mean So many different things.
Yes, but what's up Mickey's problem?
I mean, that's fair Bear is gummy right?
Not for him
He loves gummy bears. That is the problem.
This brings him joy.
Yes, but that--
You don't think about it how do you feel, right?
No, I don't think that would be a big problem
Moose, remember when you were seven or eight,
and you have that bike that you like to ride?
You will ride it every morning until it's dark.
- Do you remember? - Yeah, that diamond diamond chrome?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Now imagine if there are from your friends,
someone you are looking for,
someone you trust takes it from you
Mark Jacobson?
Oh, that happened to you?
Yes, bitch girls stole my motorbike
Okay, we will remember how do you feel?
That doesn't feel good, right?
That's Mickey is feeling right now.
- He looks up. - really
Yes, yes, that's how it is. I don't know why, but -
I will tell you why Because we are the best shoots.
- You are. You are the best friend. - Yeah.
You are good friends and I think -
- ah! What was that? - What happened, man?
Uh, just a bug goes into my nose
and grab a piece of from my brain or -
- and fly away - OK, look,
I will apologize when he returns
-C cool? -Yeah, do that
Oh God, Jesus. What happened -
They are, good, Mickey. -Thank you.
Make sure you log all fine?
I will.
Hey, Mick, do you understand? everything you need, wild things?
Get out of here, a gummy rod digger!
Come on, Mickey, I'm ordinary Jacobson's mark there.
-You don't deserve it. What are you talking about, man?
Listen, man, I know you like your gummy bear
and shouldn't have eaten them
I shouldn't do it stolen from you
I just don't want you to be angry with me again
I don't have many friends, man.
You are like my best friend
- That's all that's left, man. -I know, I know, Mickey,
and I promise you I will buy you, like, five packs
when we return to the city, okay
-Just five? -No, no, not only five.
What is your favorite number?
-47. -47? No, I will buy you 10.
47, that's ridiculous
10 cool
-Yes? -Yes.
We too.
Put it.
Come here, you are loved basic bastard.
Oh! It's very difficult angry with you
No, I know.
What is that?
Do you know what, Mick? $ 1,000 can buy you
- a gummy bear factory intact. -Very?
- Yes, man, and I'm thinking, if the market is right,
- we will buy a castle -Good.
What does he do?
Stop.
Dude, if we stop, I'm not moving anymore.
- He is here. - Hey, don't be offended, Steve,
but you said that several times already, buds.
- He is here! -Okay, Steve, what do you want us to do?
Are you farting, man
There is always a possibility.
Well, I want you two to set up camp here
With the camera on a constant note,
Prepared there, aiming towards the trees there.
-Copy? -Yes, Yes, Yes. We understand.
Jamie, I want you to do a rig Camera up there.
And make it so 360 degree rotation
around the surrounding area.
I want every inch of from this forest to be accounted for.
-Um, Steve-- -and I want it to occasionally
go down and scan our camp When feeling the movement,
motion sensor
The animal is tinkering with us. She's here,
Steve, we don't have that type equipment or technology to do that, so I -
Shut up! Make it happen, Jamie!
- God. - Do it fast. Something's coming
Good luck with that, lover.
Moose, don't.
Hey, Jamie, if you want, I can help you with that - No, Mickey, I'm fine -I will give encouragement or something.
What about that for 360 motion sensor?
Hopefully we can just do it like this
-I can't enter -No, man, no Don't start that one.
-Why? -Because I don't get this one
Oh, man, look at this mess from humans.
Dude, there. Get him!
You will find it,
If you keep looking around with the camera,
You will find bigfoot.
You are crazy!
Hey, so, I think we're down to our last battery
Uh, I think we should be good, deer
What do you think Steve is? will be fine
- Oh, yes, he will be fine -Oh, god, I don't know.
Now he's doing something from native American dance -to help bring live animals. -What?
- Look at him. - At least he looks good.
Uh, no, no.
Okay, so, our van was parked four miles away
-We have to really start hiking early Yes? -Good.
Show yourself! Show yourself, you bastards from animals, you
Alright, then, well, what do you know? I will be much happier
- when we're on the road again -Yeah, tell me about it
I dance for you,
You are a mammoth from a bastard monster
-What did he say? -Hmm, sounds like my uncle Dave at the wedding.
So what will you do with your $ 1,000?
Oh, I won't accept it.
- really - Yeah.
Why not? That is the agreement.
I don't know
- I feel bad. - Well, I don't.
These two weeks have been sucked.
- Oh, they already suck, moose? - Yeah.
Are they Yes. You have fun
- I admit it - He has you
Stop. You, especially you, stop.
This, what do you know? Whenever I will sleep, take this
- Yes, I will also sleep. - Guys! Guys, come here!
Come on fast! I found it! I found the animal!
Well, I'll hit it in advance.
That's him, he's dead.
He is here! He is noble!
- No, he is not noble. - Hey, Steve?
Here! Come on, quickly!
- where are you - I'm here.
He will get a great fist in advance.
- This is the most beautiful thing I've seen! - -What did he say?
Oh, my God, what's wrong, man?
He is here
He is here!
- What is that? - is it tortoise
- What? - - I said, is that a turtle?
- Oh, Steve - No, that's bigfoot
- Steve, this is a turtle. - No, this is bigfoot!
The animal
Steve, that's freaking tortoise, man!
What do you mean? This is bigfoot!
No, this is a turtle!
You - you go, man
- Where do you go? - Crazy captain, man.
Hey, that's a turtle, Steve.
-What? -Yes.
Bigfoots, they are bigger, and they don't have shells.
He - he's cute Small man, at least.
But he is not big, Steve.
I am very sorry.
-Mickey, I found it. -No, you don't do it, Steve.
-I found it. -You try your best
You try your best, Steve.
Where do they go?
Jamie?
Oh, Steve, I'm sorry
I am very, very sorry, Steve.
This isn't bigfoot, right?
No.
- What do I do? - I don't know
Steve, maybe you just tried a little too hard
I think for sure that this is it.
- What is this? - Oh, that's not very good, Steven.
I failed
- I'm a joke - No, Steve.
You don't fail, and you are not a joke Good?
No problem.
Hey, Steve, come on, I mean we all come out here.
And we have fun right?
Steve?
Do you know what? You have a good movie
Good?
And - and tomorrow we will just go--
Can we just go back to camp? Good.
Sure.
Ah, the end of the road.
Wake you up a sad loser,
it's time to get Don't avoid it.
-Yes God. -But we haven't found it yet .
No, it's two weeks, right, stevesy?
- And I'm $ 2,000 richer. - $ 1,000.
Dude, that's two, he's crazy. Go for it
Moose, shut up
Listen, we gave it our best shot,
but I think it's time we all admit
the bigfoot is a hoax
made by several people long ago.
Hey, just because we didn't find it
We can try again, Right, Steve?
I think this is him. I believe.
Hey, my friends, I think I speak for all of us
when I say that bigfoot does not exist
This is the moose captain who says it don't wait.
Shut up, cheerful!
Hey, Jamie, I really hope we find bigfoot
That will make me use my gun on something
It's okay, Steve.
You only-- gets a little -
do you know what?
-I think you are so an extraordinary captain -No.
-I am sure of that. We are there. -I know.
And, what do you know?
Maybe we can when do you try again?
Hells to no.
Let's start packing huh?
Can you put it and help me
Hey, Mickey, I started a few b roll
Butt roll?
OK, Steve, let's go, buddy
Come on, Steve, we have to go.
- I live - What?
- I'm not moving - Steve--
okay, this isn't funny Wake up!
You can't just like that stay here, Steve
Yes I can. Look at me.
Dude, you better start moving,
Because if not, I will go.
And you know what, okay.
You guys only wait here with him,
I'm done with this I'm out of here.
Moose.
- I will come with you - Get out of here.
You must come with us now, okay
Two weeks.
That's real nice turtle, Steve
Sorry I wasted your time,
but I still stay I should be here.
What should we do?
I hope you understand eaten by bears.
Okay, you need to think about it What are you doing here, Steve.
You have to go. This, take this
- What is that? - Hah?
Hey, moose! Come back here!
No, wait I can't see with you on the road!
- I am happy and nervous now. -Mickey, shut up.
As a rat, Steve!
- Oh my God. - What the hell?
We found it. Two weeks. But we found it.
Jamie, where are you going?
Damn, it's staring directly at us
Oh, Steve, this is staring straight at you
- No, no, it just wants to communicate
- No, Steve, you have to run. - -Of course not.
Hi, I'm captain Steve.
We travel long distances to make this appearance.
- Oh! Oh! Jesus! - Run, Steve!
Run, Steve!
I can't run, It's very strong, Mickey.
Mickey, do something!
You do something, you're lesbian
- What does that mean? -I do not know!
Don't stop shooting this!
Try fighting, Steve!
I don't think you understand How strong is he, Mickey!
I will save you!
Come, Steve!
Ow! Ow!
I came for you, buddy!
What are you doing?
Don't stop shooting!
I'm sorry! Good.
Oh, sleeper continues. I fell asleep.
No!
Mickey, where do you get a seat
Oh, I don't know.
Hey, bigfoot!
Yippee ki-yay, bastard!
Get him.
Ow! You shot me
-Oh, shit, man. -Why did you shoot me?
- I'm a fool, man. - Oh, my God!
-steve, are you okay -no!
- Oh, moose, take the camera! - -Okay I'm sorry.
-Mickey, help me put pressure on him. -No, no thanks.
-Do it! -Good.
Oh
Moose, you terrible shots
I'm not even close to him.
I know, man, forgive me. My eyes are closed.
-Where did he go? -He ran straight into the forest, Steve.
But we managed to do it right. We photographed it.
We get everything!
-Very? -Yeah, yeah, Most of it, yeah.
Well, it should be okay, right?
- Yeah. - Oh, he fainted
Oh, he came out.
Okay, guys, help me Bring him out of here
Dibs doesn't bring it.
I am your captain now,
and you will help me bring him out
I bleed quite badly,
but it's all worth it.
-Yeah, good, drink this. -We found it.
We found it.
We have hard without undoubted proof of evidence
Bigfoot does exist.
A mystery again.
Yes, but you see like dirt there, man.
Steve, you're really heavy.
Because of us, myth has become the truth
Because of us, the world now knows the secret of bigfoot
- My life falls asleep. -Oh, God, me too.
And I don't owe this is a money bastard!
I brought you
Hey, this is Willie's rays!
-What? -Well, well, well.
Looks like you found it.
That's what we did, Willie Ray.
That's what we do.
He is making love for a female friend
Oh yeah, this is Friday.
Damn, what did he do? Shoot you
Oh no, that's me.
-Hey, guys, stop here for a moment. -Aw, come on!
Willie ray, as the great monsters beat my face -
-Well, he will do it for you -He looks into my eyes,
and at that moment I understand
He wants me to give this to you
Oh look? I told you he is good for that
-You don't lie. -No, sir, I'm not.
- Does he really give to you, Steve? -Yeah, he did it, Jamie,
right after he hit me on the face repeatedly
He put it in my pocket, But he looked into my eyes.
Yes, he's a good person.
Yes, he beat me even good.
Yes you know he is a bit rude A little rude
But at the end of the day, I just thought he was a little misunderstood.
I also think so.
-It & apos; s times like this - -we, Jesus.
That we as humans, as humans must see