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Get off the phone, you twerp!
Senior Sharma, let the sassy spoon become, this is the mic...
Introduce them to your son!
Friends,
This is the dream of every sweet food maker.
That child...
Become even a bigger sweet maker...
And that day, finally came...
I give my child a spoon of this sassy.
"Hold on tight to my child."
And thus begin 'making the bread-making ceremony! '
Congratulations Sharma Junior.
Make sure you add the flavor of beef Churros to the new menu!
He is right!
Lord Phikaner is here! Lord Phikaner is here!
My dear My dear
You are blessed!
Welcome to our little community of sweet bread makers.
Fry until your sweat the oil is crackling!
Victory for our mother!
Down boy... Down!
- Sweet kid! - Come on!
Your first Fried Churros...
- and makes me proud! - Senior Sharma!
Please sing your famous sales promotion.
Sharma's Churros.
Ten dollars for two people!
Sharma's Churros.
Ten dollars for two people!
Sharma's Churros.
Ten dollars for two people!
Sharma's Churros.
Ten dollars for two people!
Father!
Can I take a leak?
No problem.
The nerves behave... Go to the child... sprinkle hard!
Senior Sharma...
Sharma's Churros.
Ten dollars for two people!
Sharma's Churros.
I won't make Churros!
So what will you do in Mumbai?
I will make a movie!
Kiddo. We only make religious films.
Like 'Eyes of the good gody god'
'Good Blades of Lord lordy'
This Super Spider Spider Man is the same as HANUMAN!
Do you have something like that?
I like blowing .. Flutes!
And that blows best.
Able to make movies...
Handsome!
What are your plans. tonight?
See kiddo
Blockbusters are made by stars!
You get that bastard
I will bring you the film... okay?
- Dude! - one burger!
The Shetty Sisters gave way to new talent...
Getting stories... take a movie!
Last date filing February 14?
Love hits like a hurricane.
Shakes the world and gives him pain!
Love hits like a hurricane.
Shakes the world and gives him pain!
Stay away from love, disgusting scenery ..
Like a monkey on your bed with a happy ending
Love hits like a hurricane.
Shakes the world and gives him pain!
Stop! I can't clench my ass no more!
You are your little sister
Do I look like a beggar to you?
Who else will sing on a bus... Frank Sinatra?
Oh! I hope your mother goes to a brothel!
Do you know who I am?
I am Paddi Singh!
Very popular folk singers.
Sister with a tortoise's neck
I came to Mumbai to show my talent!
But this city is evil!
Hi friend!
Bro!
Yo.. Stinky boy!
What do you want?
Don't be afraid of you!
I am an artist like you
I can see hunger in your eyes!
Do you want to eat something?
Yen.
Enough sir! I will die of high blood pressure .
Eat.
I've played enough by this record company!
I go to my village and go back to farming!
However. What are you doing?
Well... I've tried to make a film.
Just recently someone's face.
Give me an idea!
Good luck!
Whose face is that?
yours!
My face?
You have to be kidding!
No... No, that's right.
Look at my child... you will be stars!
But this charming face... But not with the sound of your nightmare.
What is so intriguing my beautiful face
Osama!
You will become Osama Bin Laden from my film!
One minute sir!
Listen to me!
Your life will change!
Every street will have your poster!
I will give you five juta million rupees in cash too!
Atleast tell me your name?
Singh...
Paddi Singh!
Imagine this Shetty Sisters!
A man wants to be a world famous journalist
Suddenly, he meets a person Osama looks the same.
He hatches the plan and releases Osama's fake tape
Making a havoc in the world!
By the way, I've even found it an Osama looks the same!
Paddi.
Slide in... Hurry up!
Stop.
Turn ..
- Hey Soul Sisters! - Profile.
Runs.
And the name this film will...
'Tere Bin Laden'
ASSEMBLY.
The shot is ready for an hour!
ASSEMBLY.
Why is he acting so starry... Is this not the first film?
Mind blowing Ali ..
One more!
You won't get eggs like mine in the world
Feel them in your hands!
And cut it!
Change location!
We will make it...
Looks like Osama and makes fake recordings.
and Action.
Oh all great! Save me!
Shut your mouth
Forget the mouth... What about my eyes?
I am a method actor.
And I did Osama's murder make up on film.
To prepare yourself. I insert Poster Osama in all my trailers!
I want to absorb his face!
I have not written Arabic in this case film ..
I only act
I swear on my virginity... I have not against Osama!
Please emphasize this!
Rahul Singh...
Not a mimicry artist!
I'm an actor
Well, I sometimes imitate to have fun!
When Sharma begged me to imitate Osama. Because of pity I agree!
No Sikandan No...
Cut it! The cock blows until it's late... one more!
No Sikandan No...
Damn! This time it exploded early... one more!
Yo bud! Collect foot pieces... Maybe breakfast too!
Greetings to friends!
Breaking news!
Bollywood film
Tere Bin Laden. makes it big noise at the box office ..
People have received false depictions Osama in superstar debut film Ali Zafar ..
Is this not cultural terrorism?
Our question turns to the maker of this film about International Terrorists.
Where is the real Osama?
L, Khaleeli.
Harkat-e-Mansha a.k.a HARMAN Commander of the terror group,
Declare open 'Terror Olympics'
The winner will be part of our Bomb Suicide Force!
Until our punch dies apart!
Long Live Harman with deep bass. Bright terror of Harman!
Long Live Harman squeezes a bomb... Bright Harman terror!
Long Live Harman with a booty shake. Bright terror of Harman!
Tvvinke twinkle small stat. Bright terror of Harman!
Over the world that is so high... Bright terror of Harman!
We want an explosion like a big bang. This is our heavenly plan!
Long Live Harman with deep bass. Bright terror of Harman!
And the gun shot starts "bomb relay"
Ashraf's pocket is the bomb!
Hey ".
Children are not permitted Cutie!
Very.
Your mother doesn't hold the same thing Opinions, when I beat her recently!
NAME: Daaga.
AGE: 35!
I apologize brothers but
There are high minimum requirements, for these games!
Unfortunately, he is an explosion from the past!
Now the most awaited game Terror Olympics...
Grenade throw
That is a terrible effort.
Bull! He will be my personal masseuse.
And why don't we shoot here?
This suicide jacket already exists personally signed by Osama!
The winner is to get it... But none of you deserve it!
Sir!
Please. Give me a chance
American Eagle!
Running!
Bull, help me!
Father in your ass
Lord dang Lucky bastard
Paddi. Please come in!
This party is to honor us ..
Straighten your brooch.
Sir!
Thank you!
Paddi. Stars look...
Can I see your invitation?
Invite?
Kiddo... I am the director film and this is the star.
"Paddi.
I don't care if he's president!
There is no invitation Do not enter!
Let me explain... this successful party.
Is to respect me ..
After all I am this film director
Maintain.
Let them come...
They are my film crew!
This guard I say.
Paddi.
L-low are things in the village '?
- good! - Sharma.
Are you thankful that I have made blockbuster thin films!
It is a pain to be a star... This producer does not let you breathe!
Paddi.
If he calls, just tell them 'boss' is busy
Yes, boss!
You look a little lost.
First time at a successful party.
Don't worry just follow me.
What's the matter? Stars look!
Hey! Serve this!
Do I look like a servant to you Go there!
Women and women
Thank you for your love and my star
Tere Bin Laden is a Hit!
That must be...
That is why the manufacturer,
Shetty Sisters and I announce.
Sequel...
Tere Bin Laden 2!
This time we will do something bigger! Striptease by the sensation of dancing in India!
Action.
Drama.
Comedy. Tragedy.
Girls... Girls... and Girls.
Larger canvas!
And even bigger directors.
Like... Karan Johar!
He's handsome "Jackass".
He is indeed Jackass!
Sir...
I keep giving star friendship...
But nobody knows me... And now my eyes hurt!
Paddi.
Nobody cares even if you are a blind streetman!
What about me ?!
I give up everything.
Dark halls Chandini chovvk...
My father Uh ..
Growing business...
F 'ush pars Love Letter!
Now when I'm so close to my dream.
Ali sweeps from me...
And steal my attention!
Sir...
Now burrow the ax.
Screw sequel!
I don't want to be Osama anymore!
However...
You delete my account and are not active I go... back to my village!
Why do we enter the account?
Don't be emotional!
And if you leave this film...
This film can't be made.
If you leave this film...
This film can't be made.
You can leave this film...
But you don't go leave this film
So do I do it or not?
AbottabacL.
Shetty Sisters!
The time is ripe think big!
Imagine!
Franchise of Tere Bin Laden
TV series Tere Bin Laden...
Toys ".
Cartoons.
Comics. Video games.
Sequel to Tere Bin Laden...
Prequel to the sequel...
Sequel prequel...
And finally remake of all of their in Hollywood!
And the face of this franchise.
Ambassador brand
Paddi!
Aka... Osama.
Shetty Sisters.
I will definitely do it this sequel...
But now I want to be superstan.
So I demand that you kick Ali out...
Fire him!
Sir...
They nod their heads are full of enthusiasm ..
Okay then There is no sweat in my pants. For Ali to look like Osama!
Baby message
Who's this?
Shetty Sisters.
Read it.
You were fired!
Press my stress point!
Mr. Sharma. One bite!
Have you booted out? Ali from the sequel?
Who will bring the dead weight of of this half paralyzed film?
Osama!
Tere Bin Laden 2 ..
Opening Shot
And ..
Action.
Cut it!
It's too much swinging!
Take him down!
Sir, please!
Where is everyone?
What is happening?
Why are you all standing up? like at a funeral? Who died?
Osama!
- sorry - Sir!
Sir!
Lower me!
Paddi. We messed up!
What?
The sequel cannot be created.
Speak loudly! Why are you making me superman
I'm sure Ali cursed us!
Stop swinging me!
Stop tapping on Paddi's air! The sequel is dead!
Osama is OFF!
Breaking news...
Osama Bin Laden is dead!
Faces terrorized all over the world...
Has been sprayed with
Give us one last chance!
Tonight we have special screenings some of Osama bin Laden's great recordings.
Also, we serve dinner and drinks
So please join us a Retrospective Osama
and make peace with our big losses!
Do you give gifts?
No! They almost pushed that was my ass!
No one is ready to accept our embrace!
No sweating Their atleast is here ..
Now you see, how Osama 's face makes us rain donations!
Hey hottie!
Do you want to be lucky tonight?
This is a scandal!
That's fake! Burn out!
What happened to Sir?
You don't like it
I swear!
I made a big mistake!
My child adds cheap Bollywood movies to Osama's tapes.
But what to do sir!
This clown is indeed strange similar to Osama.
That can fool anyone!
Stop!
Get all these comedians here!
We need to send a message to the world...
Osama is still... A LIVE.
My name is David Cheddar.
My name is David Chadha. dha. dha.
Sounds right now!
Hello Mr. Paddi.
Myself, David Chadha
And I want... KILL YOU!
Please enter! Think of your own house.
This is my bedroom.
Where I personally throw all my actors!
This is the living room where I wrote my first film!
Vibes are very positive!
And this is the bathroom where I got the first one.
naked men
Hello, Mother!
No... Positive vibration...
Paddi. What's wrong with you?
I told you not to go home today!
Look, party run...
Now how will I sell this house?
What are you saying?
You force me to sell me farm to buy this house!
Now if you sell a house... Where are we going
You don't get it... If I don't sell this house...
L-low will I finish my film '?
And how will I make you a star?
Must be another party.
Please wrap the towel and keep it inside.
Pak Tuteja! Please come in!
Chadha is not Tuteja.
What is the name sir... I only sell houses.
I don't want this house!
Myself, David Chadha
Movie producer!
And I want Paddi Singh.
Paddi!
Paddi comes out fast!
There are producers at home!
Manufacturer!
Ma'am!
Oh .. Hello!
It is an honor to meet you!
Bathing after doomsday? Welcome him!
It's fresh!
So Mr. Paddi.
We want to make a movie with you...
Film!
Where?
There!
Where?
There!
Where... there
Hollywood!
Why are you sitting? Sit!
Please join your feet! It's peeping!
So Mr. Paddi.
What will you have?
Tea.
Coffee...
Or role?
Role of course!
And I will drink cappuccino. Hurry up!
Sir! Add some extra milk...
They are from abroad!
Make it foamy!
Become Pak Chadha!
What should I do?
You must die
What!
In the movie
I almost wet the sofa!
The name of the film is...
Tora Bora Nights!
The film starts with Osama being shot!
Bam!
Then.
Then?
Then.
And the flashback!
Flashback?
Yes! This is like the last one.
Let's imagine the last 4 days of Osama's life ..
It's like Sholay... Meets the Mughal-e-Azam.
Meet Hurt's locker.
This is adjusted for Oscars!
Join your feet! This is peeking again!
Congratulations! Sign a contract
Mr. Chadha.
I have a request to make.
Request?
I want that.
For this film... director.
Must be my mentor. Mr. Sharma!
Mr. Chadha.
Only he can take care of me and make me I look and act like Osama!
Don't say no Mr. Chadha.
Please tell you
Sir, he looks like a country person.
Only Sharma can make he look like the real Osama.
We will throw them both after op!
Finish the deal!
Sir come on... They are fooled!
Mr. David. I have one question.
What is the name of your company
Cm!
Right. CIA.
Cinemas in America!
So consider the 40 day schedule...
The location of the first day is Somewhere in... Uh... somewhere!
And after that.
Where?
Hollywood!
What a smart kid!
Here... Put your thumb.
Mr. Chadha.
I have recognition...
I don't have a passport!
You don't need a passport
We will bring you Hollywood style!
Don't worry Mr. David. I will explain...
I know Hollywood !!
So, the car will arrive at 8 o'clock in the morning ..
Make sure you are ready. GOOD!
So long later!
Life to die!
Is this your mole?
Oh... it's released!
Hollywood!
Okay then. Let's go let's Junior.
Goodbye Mr. Chadha!
Thank you Paddi.
Return the prize to my Mentor!
Wash my trophy!
You, dig the grave Where do you go?
Who are you?
Who I am
Tourists!
No.
OK go!
He is the leader of the circus.
Let's catch him first!
My mother says
Do what you want do slowly slowly ..
My father said
What is the use of having muscles like that.
I say, I'm very lucky my heart and fire in the stomach ..
So the world says wow...
And I say 'save a cow'...
Why don't you lick me 1..2..3..4..5..6 ..
This is my Six Pack Abs!
Six packages
My baby finds them great ..
This is my Six Pack Abs!
Six packages
Girls follow me in a taxi...
This is my Six Pack Abs!
Six packages
We can't catch this person.
Why don't we get Osama directly?
Sir... I have packed your underwear...
Pass my pants so I can pack them too...
Can you think above your waist?
This rings!
Hi this is Ali, Star!
If you are a baby, please leave the address and size of your image...
I will take you.
And if you are a man! Talk quickly or my phone will release!
You are nymphomaniac
Keep playing your bimbos!
We go to Hollywood!
You are a worthless person! Bollywood storms bleed!
Speaking of you giving up head! Paint a little your tongue or what?
Paddi. The phone is cut off!
Call him again I want to torture his sister!
I think these people are here...
But are they an hour earlier?
This is Hollywood Paddi. Pack the bag fast!
According to plan... you go upstairs
Ring bell... Ting Tong!
The clown will come out.
I will put a blanket on it and close the door!
The command Khaleeli Sir
For you to ring the bell twice.
Ting Tong !!
The man might be sleeping...
When he comes out, I will put it a blanket on it...
And then bash him!
No... No... you will ring the bell!
The clown will come out. Bulls try and understand!
No! That is not a command of Khaleeli Sir!
What a rainbow colored van!
Osama!
Paddi, they are your big fans!
I blushed!
Let's go!
You will also accumulate?
Idiot!
Start driving. Your boss knows all about it.
You miss left to the airport!
We will go through the road...
And turn off your cellphone!
Why?
Paddi is silent! This is Hollywood...
Look at the details!
Even the driver is in costume...
That's why I love Hollywood!
Sing in the right field Sir!
Stop it!
Please. Music is a sin.
Calm down! This is nonsense...
What is dimwit You keep singing!
Track their cellphones ..
Sir... I drive Vroom!
Mr. David!
We love you!
We love Hollywood!
Your people also enjoy... Wait I will show you
David has sent a real bufoon!
Turn off the camera.
Where do they go?
Ah... very good...
The midget can walk. And his eyes are very strong!
You don't understand... what are you ?!
You throw my iPhone?
This is not a way to treat a Director!
I will tell Mr. David.
I will complain Our board of directors...
Saale khacchar!
Screw Hollywood!
I have lost my ass cheek!
Paddi.
Don't fuss ..
This is our last chance...
If we don't do this correctly.
We will make a wedding the next video Stars look!
They have worked like donkeys!
And I like the location. Beautiful!
Somewhere somewhere!
I like it!
Where is David?
David Chadha.
DO.
Where are you
Mr. David.
Wow ..
Intense ..
I like the details.
Good...
Daaga. I think that frame should be.
Start here...
Do you have Dolly?
There is no dolly but we have Khaleeli.
Oh wow .. New equipment. I like Hollywood!
Where is that?
Is there
Sir?
Video camera!
Interesting.
There is a foul smell here Bulla.
Do you take a leak here or whatever?
What is...
Sir...
What's the matter?
What happened?
Sugandha Baby
What a joke I like Hollywood!
This is our actor.
Guys cheered ..
You are in Hollywood...
Who calls this stack?
Hollywood...
Of course, Hollywood...
Hollywood...
Shut up!
Me-
Osama!
Come to daddy! Come to daddy!
Sir...
I don't like the intention...
Finally!
A senior actor!
Hi...
Myself sharma
OK let's see here... nice...
Just a little chest...
Nice beard
One minute!
Yes.
Perfect!
Sir...
We are messed up!
Young!
Sir!
How much longer?
Sir, peak 30 minutes!
Why do we speak in sign language?
Give me that thing...
Don't you know this? is a silent helicopter?
Now listen to Barbie.
I want this clown to look like Osama in 30 minutes!
And you are an eye owl... Write it in Arabic...
Write that 'l, Osama, am Alive and in kindly my dear my best friend Khaleeli'
But I don't know how to write in Arabic
Can you write in Arabic?
Yes!
I have proof...
The owl's eyes will write Arabic.
Barbie will make her makeup...
And you... Strange! Will imitate Osama's voice ..
Yes sir! I am a mimicry artist!
L... Khaleeli loves Osama!
Please uncle... we will do it
Chirag just writes anything!
Where is Mona Osama?
In America!
Done!
Is he Osama or Santa Claus?
Disgusting!
You read what you have written!
Osama sounds like a choo choo train!
What type of Arabic is this?
This is Arabic, sir...
Strange here can't read it...
Rahul please read Arabic.
This is not Arabic!
This donkey has written nonsense!
This is Arabic!
Don't lie, you have written nonsense.
Shut up!
Daaga. Shoot them all...
Daaga.
Uncle, we are only actors.
Without a Director... We don't know anything!
What is Director?
Good...
Actually good...
Good depth.
But what do you want to shoot here?
You...
Bull. What do you say?
This is the command Khaleeli Sir! Why are you piling up?
I also asked in the van. No?
Turn right. Now to the left... Right. Perfect!
Bull hears me... Let's run away!
Sorry?
Bollywood!
If I can transform Paddi into 'The Paddi'...
I can make you 'Tha Bulla' in no time!
Bull.
Bull stops!
Come on!
Khaleeli wants you...
Why?
To awaken Osama!
And cut it!
This... Your record is ready.
Sharma is brilliant!
I can't thank you enough for this...
Come on Khaleeli Sir...
I am a Director...
Can't say no to a film...
Movies run in your family it seems.
Can't you enter my family business?
Mind your recording business!
Don't be angry
Tell me... What did Osama say in this recording?
Osama?
'I live'.
And ..
'I'm with Khaleeli Sir'
He likes you!
And ..
"I request some donations the name Almighty '
Right!
OK... Bull. No... Please. Check that once and save it in the locker.
Khaleeli Sir...
= = Now that your work is finished...
And the recording also comes out well...
I was thinking about what If we go to India?
Paddi. Come on boy
Uncle! This time not send us bound in sacks
Fighting or training will also be carried out... Boys are right
Daaga is very funny...
Come on Boys... Bye Sir!
Sharma!
Come to daddy... Come to daddy...
Look at Sharma, America must be reply to this tape
Then we must reply with another recording
Then they will reply... And we will reply...
This reply game will last forever!
Pop some opium.
And keep making tapes!
Listen to my bearded twins ..
Love me
I will never become Osama again.
I will return to my village. I beg you Sir Khaleeli!
Sir... obviously my account is now!
Paddi. Atleast looks at the situation!
- But it's been three years! - Go away!
You haven't paid me a dime!
Mr. Chadha!
Americans
Take position and fire!
Until our punch dies apart!
Running!
Paddi, run!
Sir!
Mr. David!
Sir!
Mr. David. I know it!
Only Hollywood can save Bollywood!
Thank you too But tell me... What is this idiot up to?
They force us to make a fake recording from Osama!
Bloody Idiot
Enter it!
What is that?
Hollywood!
Go there... go there...
Hey you... American eagle!
Give my tape shoot him!
Give the tape. Throw it!
Osama!
Ah...
Thank you, Mr. David. Thank you...
Thank you too
People meet Mr. David Chadha producer from Hollywood!
Hollywood?
Yes.
I am a movie star! And sir are directing it!
Life to die!
A Hollywood producer with US marines?
What a funny thing... There are still jokes!
So what do I say friends. Sharma and Paddi have shot to finish...
and our location. Somewhere somewhere.
Is it also on the way!
So why don't we wrap up our photo shoot? And then drop you back home? GOOD.
All right, my dear
Rahul Singh is not present shoot someone else
Uncle Chadha... We just escaped death!
Please send us home
My cat is also at home...
OK... alright... Guys!
You can also be part of this film!
Very!
Sharma!
There is no role for them!
Mr. David... They are Bollywood wannabes!
Moments in Hollywood, they will make noise for one year!
Guys! Welcome to Hollywood!
Love hits like a hurricane.
Shakes the world and gives it pain.
Love hits like...
Paddi, be careful! Chopper bladesl!
What do you see?
This is your home Come!
Sharma comes!
Look at that!
Be careful with snakes!
And. This is it!
Walls!
Where is Hollywood?
Oh .. one minute!
Pak Chadha
I will also drink water.
I am dry
That doesn't come out ?!
Come on...
Welcome somewhere somewhere!
WOW!
This looks right from Fairy Tale!
Isn't that fantastic?!
This is our Abottabad line .. Osama's house
What does Pak Paddi say.
My Star!
Why are you standing
Why don't you sit
Sharma.
Seeing...
Osama's bedroom.
Isn't that good
Mr. David is very real!
Uncle Chadha...
Very good...
Thank you!
Mr. David. Can we get a script?
Mr. Chirag.
There is no script for this film...
Because it's based on real reality!
Become Sharma!
What do I say?
The scene goes like this.
Osama is sleeping in his bedroom.
He is sleeping!
Suddenly we see Americans helicopters approaching
US Marines come down from there.
And enter Osama's room.
Bam! Bam! Bam!
Osama is dead!
Then they will wrap the body...
They will put it in a helicopter. Fly away.
And throw him into the sea.
Exit black
GOOD.
All right, my dear
What is the role of Rahul Singh?
What uncle is it the motivation of this scene?
Mr. David.
Let me...
Sugandha.
You will be Osama's wife!
Rural!
Very good...
Osama can't be alone!
So you two... Will be his bodyguard!
Do you want ME to be a bodyguard?
No, I mean the Mujahideen!
You will fight with US marines!
That's a brilliant idea, sir!
Everything will be discarded off in one shot
Sharma.
Am I just sleeping
What if he and I have actions?
Very good!
Where you have been...
Mr. David.
Engagement! Very good idea!
Before the Marine barge ships come in...
Let's show some love between Osama and his wife.
How is Paddi?
There is no sharma
I don't make movies!
I mean, this isn't such a movie!
Mr. David listen to me...
Sit down.
Mr. David we will shoot aesthetically
Not vulgar
Sex scenes for us are like honey for bees.
More sex. Greater audience
- really - No...
Uncle Chadha!
Sorry to cut you...
I want to do...
Doing?
Do what?
Mr. David imagine!
Rain outside.
Thunder!
Cut to! American helicopters approach the target
This is a silent helicopter...
Shut up? No problem.
Cut to!
Two mujahidin guard the house...
Everyone remains alert!
Echo Effect!
Cut to! Osama is walking in his room ..
She is restless... Sleeping is deprived.
He is very lonely inside...
Lonely effects!
He wants something.
Then suddenly his newly married wife walks with a glass of milk...
Osama sees it and speaks.
I like milk
Paddi. Please. Don't disturb
Osama whispers to his wife... 'Sugar has a crush.
Cut it...
US Marines are loading their weapons...
Reduce!
Osama's wife hugs him...
And kiss his forehead.
Reduce!
American helicopters enter the house!
Mujahideen start shooting at them!
Gun fight! Mr. David. Gun fight!
Inside is Valentine's! And outside... Halloween!
At that moment The barge went into the bedroom Osama.
BAM! BAM! BAM!
Within seconds... Osama's wife is a WIDOW!
- Widow! - out black
Shining!
Make it Sharma. For that!
Oscar shot!
Oscar was shot by God!
What is director
But sir...
Junior, prepare a shot.
And I will drink hot dogs...
You are a pig What does he say?
Khaleeli Sir, he said...
Harkat-E-Mansha is a donkey soldier!
sick bastards
Hold it Daaga!
To fight Americans.
We need help from these Afghan people.
Bull. Tell these people about Osama live and we know where to find it ..
Sir, he only ordered death to us to make fun of Osama!
Khaleeli Sir...
They have agreed to fight Americans But under one condition.
Daaga has to be left behind!
They believe that someone without a mustache or beard
can't be a mujahidin!
Lights. Camera. Rain!
Sir, it doesn't rain when we kill Osama
This is Cinematic Liberty!
But we don't make movies...
And action!
The thing that burns is called fire...
Come on boy... Give me the perfect shot!
And so come out. This will be ash. What a tickle !!
Abu Baker! Helicopter!
We will not die today! Because today is our Independence Day!
Hare Krishna! Save me!
Cut it!
Chirag?
What are you doing, Chirag?
What happened?
Why are you screaming? as if someone raped you?
Bring the helicopter back.
What happened to Sir?
Sharma. This gun is real!
One bullet pulls out my ear...
It's red!
Chirag, everything is fake here!
Wait, I come!
Come fast!
I came!
Chirag. You are one big vagina
This rifle is all plastic.
Watch this!
Nothing happens!
Look... Nothing happened!
What happened?
Bob...
Sgt. Bob...
Come on Sgt. Bob!
Enough with a joke.
Now wake up and show everyone that you're okay
He scares us.
A good actor...
Return to the current position!
Sharma. Do I make up OK?
Yes it's okay...
Chirag, happy '?
Return to position!
Hare Krishna!
And Action!
Come on boy, let's go for that...
Abu Baker! Helicopter!
Come on American dog!
I will kill everyone from you and bury you in Afghanistan!
- Cut it! - I will kill all of you...
- Cut it! - Fuck you...
I say... Cut it !!
What?
Cut it! Fuck it!
What happened?
I was so absorbed in a shot.
Absorbed, my ass!
What happened, sir?
Sir, we are wasting time.
Thank you for that silly performance
You look like a chimpanzee... Stop acting like one!
Pack up! Pack!
Sugandha dear... Is this a dinner break?
- What do you mean by packing? - Sharma what's wrong?
Pak David sir he is gone!
I will make Chirag do the action scene!
Go fight like Chuck Norris!
Sharma. Wait! Let me talk to RahuL.
Sir, is it a wrapper or not?
Paddi. Stay closed for a while!
Sharma.
We waste a lot of time.
Why don't we kill Paddi first?
I mean. Shoot kill Osama first!
Good idea.
Change location
Let's do the scene in the bedroom first!
The scene of our next love, handsome!
Daaga. My DOV!
Please don't cry...
I give you my suicide jacket.
If you ever miss me .. Say my name and ..
Good luck!
As soon as you enter, kill Paddi Likewise with what was conveyed to the media.
One on the chest One on the head
Ready, sir!
Cut it.
One more...
Take 8!
And Action!
I like milk
No no... Cut it off!
Paddi comes... Emotions!
Okay ready.
Take 21!
Action!
Cut it!
Very good!
- I love milk! - Cut!
Take 69 ..
Action!
Sharma. Get this right this time!
Osama.
Cut it!
What happened?
One more Paddi.
What's more
What is it I like milk I like milk I like milk
Why don't you die bleeding!
Why are you driving me crazy... You bastard bastard
Who made you an actor?
I want to put this gun in your mouth and blast your brain out!
Kemasi .. Kemasi...
Go there!
How dare you Why are you screaming at my star?
Screw Hollywood!
And who do you think you are scare with a toy gun?
Should I shoot you ?!
Sharma. Please return my gun...
I'm emotional.
But he is not dying!
We can't shoot now ..
But why?
Mr. David.
Sugandha aggression already exists make her wet her pants.
And you push death in his mouth! Let him breathe!
We need to ease the tension!
Don't worry Sharma.
I will relieve him!
Pak David that's what I called involvement.
Mr. David.
Meanwhile.
Let's have a break!
I will drink a hot dog!
What?
Become Paddi.
How do you want to do this?
Sugandha Baby.
Shrub
In the village.
That's where boys photograph their cherries!
So simple.
Interesting. Come on...
Come!
Bro... this is Hollywood!
I don't need 5 pounds of acting.
5 ounces will do... Keep it smooth.
5 ounces?
I'm an actor Not a piece of meat!
And keep your attitude in check.
After all Rahul Singh is your film star
Of course!
Give me the big five...
RahuL. Sharma.
What?
There is no craft service!
I see?
But Sharma.
Be it Hollywood or Bollywood .. Break implies Craft Service!
Something is wrong.
Give a thought.
There is no script or crew...
Only that is Ape David Chadha, and the Marines!
What do you make of all this?
Paddi.
This is only my first time ...
Let's make it mechanical.
You close your eyes...
Walk towards me... And just kiss me!
You can, too!
So here I come Sugandha Baby.
Yes. Paddi comes...
Come to me!
I came Sugandha Baby!
I came... Sugandha Baby!
Come on Paddi come!
Call my name!
Sugandha Baby.
You freeze
Cold has made you so stiff!
Sugandha dear...
Finally I feel like Man!
Paddi.
That's a man!
Sir! Sir!
Can you stop crying like a girl ?!
Let me think
I said it in the helicopter... Let's go back to India!
But you all laugh at me!
I am amazed, we are not suspicious at all!
How can we just cheat?
We are not deceived... But deceived.
With this Sharma!
He lured us to this Hollywood trap!
Why do you blame me?
I have been cheated by Paddi!
What?
I tricked you
Who else!
I make plain coffee in the kitchen,
he was tricked selfishly I went to Hollywood ..
I'm not even interested!
What are you saying?
Uh... sir!
Who made me Osama?
Who sells my farm?
Who made me an actor of the method?
Who composes the myth of 'Paddi, Stars'?
It's my fault that I tried making a star from the country bumpkin!
Very!
As if you were the heir to the British Throne!
'Sweet Maker Sharma!'
Have you forgotten.
Sweat soaks experience makes it sweet!
Sharma senior still sells Churros. Crooning Ten Bucks for Two!
Ten dollars for two people!
What?
Now Churro makers become filmmakers!
Hare Krishna!
Hello friends!
We must immediately shoot.
Where is Sharma?
Sir ?!
Sir? Do you fry Churros?
Guys! Give me some time with my friend
Paddi.
This isn't just Churros.
This is my innate talent!
Talents that I never appreciated!
But today, after you say it.
Finally I succeeded peace with my reality!
Now you see!
Before I die, I will make amazing Churros.
People will forget my movie!
Sir...
Please forgive me ..
I made a big mistake!
I have messed up my mentor! And make him crazy!
Paddi!
Don't feel bad
Here... I won't let you die hungry!
Sir... I have lost my appetite!
Sir, it's very nice. What is the material?
Paddi, emotion.
Sir, they are ready to shoot now...
When you say Action.
First this nonsense will stop me...
And then you!
I prefer you to kill me
Right! You shoot me I'm begging you... Shoot me!
Paddi!
That's a brilliant idea!
You have saved us all!
Wow Sharma!
This is amazing!
By the way...
What do you say? Marines don't work?
Mr. David, this American actor is very realistic And Bollywood actors are melodramatic!
This is a terrible combination.
It's like eating chicken Burger with chicken curry!
That's why the shooting suffered...
See them. Realistic like that emotion... very innocent!
Very real
And look at them. Fake
But what's the point?
Trust me...
Let's Indians play Marines.
This will balance it!
Means?
Chirag, Rahul and l...
Will dress up like a Marine and enter Osama's room ..
They will shoot!
While I frankly captured Osama
's death Guerrilla style!
Sharma! These Marines are Americans!
Does not sound racist but. Your color will not match
Oh, come on, Mr. David! Marines wear helmets.
You can barely see their faces...
Like that, if you decide to swap Sgt. Bob with Sgt. Boost.
There's no way we know, right?
No... No... Of course not!
Should I take this shot? One takes and Osama dies!
Good! " No!"
No... Oh no... I can't allow!
Once taken. Once take.
He will finish in one take.
Mr. David! Gulp down and let's just do it!
GOOD! Take your shot
Young. I need a uniform...
Marine Strip!
Young! Once we get the shot. Dispose of them all!
That's the plan!
And... Action!
Listen to me Starsky and Hutch! Spray bullets on the wall...
Don't make their plans successful by shooting Paddi!
Cold!
Relax Paddi! Everything will be alright!
Sugandha dear...
I'm really scared from Rahul and Chirag.
They overacting will definitely kill me
Sugandha Baby
I like your rural charm!
Paddi. Dead!
Sucker is dead!
Stop overacting Sugandha.
He died. He died. Osama is finally dead!
Sir!
There is no blood on Osama!
Look... There is no blood!
Forget it!
We will only take separate ones body shots
Come on... Call the helicopter back.
Give me some Churros!
Base for Mute Return with feedback! I repeat... Return with feedback.
Hey Junior! I will drink a hot dog.
What?
Put David on the line.
Sir! Sharma!
- Sharma? - Yes!
Yes sharma
Mr. David is focused! Your Osama flies over CUCKOO 's nest!
Screw your hairball!
We go to India. While you suck the Churros!
You bastard! Screw on the nail bed!
What happened? Talk to you Asswipe!
Paddi. It's broken!
Call him back I want to abuse Junior now!
Young! Get the helicopter. Hurry up!
Khaleeli Sir... Helicopter!
Paddi. Is your face okay?
Sir... my hand!
I don't care even if you lose you hands. Just keep your face!
Paddi. Hands on!
Sheikh Osama!
What is happening?
Save my clown!
Listen to me, you clown!
Everyone here thinks you are the real Osama.
And if they know you are a fraud.
They will cut you into pieces!
So come to daddy ..
Come to daddy!
Paddi, don't go!
Paddi!
What are you doing?
No... No... He is a cheat.
Bull, you pig! Tell them that he is a cheat!
My Star!
Once the character is absorbed!
Listen to me you are stuck!
This is a sin to be killed a fellow mujahideen
Paddi! Duck!
Paddi!
Duck!
Hey Paddi!
Come here!
Come to me!
Osama. mine!
Stop!
Don't move Or I will destroy my brain!
No... Not a face!
I need a living Osama!
Take it and shoot!
Pull the trigger!
- No... Ignore him! - Pull!
NO!
- Drag! - NO!
Shut your mouth!
I won't be Osama anymore!
Paddi. Stop!
Look here! I clean your account!
Real?
Yes. Here!
I came... wait!
This is the first installment. Give me the gun
I will hit you Why are you shooting
I don't shoot!
- Hare Krishna! - Mr. President!
Yes sir!
He misses me!
A little embarrassing, sir!
Damn happens! This, try again!
Paddi stops. Let me handle this!
Mr. David! Khaleeli Sir!
We all want Paddi!
But that's impossible!
Who do you say?
Sir Khaleeli... what do you want?
How many donations?
Five hundred ..
Thousand.
Five Hundred Thousand Dollars!
Done? Are you sure?
Sure!
Mr. David. Write a check...
That is the only way to get rid of it!
If you need a suicide bomber ..
Remember me
This is my card!
Khaleeli Baser Wasiqi! We don't have any branches!
Mr. David. Why do you want to kill Paddi?
What is your agreement
I have an idea!
I will give you proof...
That will make your President last night's sensation
Yes we can!
And. Cut!
Here he goes David. Your proof is ready
Very good!
One simple request from the President.
One Hollywood movie!
Breaking News!
The White House finally released the recording of Osama's murder!
Americans want their evidence, and Americans get their evidence...
I issued Osama Bin Laden myself, with my own hands
I am a brave leader and that's why I am your president
That's why you gave me a second term.
And that's why this is a sequel!
Now, famous Hollywood producer has announced
That he will make a film based on this story!
The name of the film is Tora Bora Nights!
Sir... should we
Can tell more about actors in your film
He is not an actor. He is a star!
You can only see my eyes in the movie...
But I'm a trained actor.
For every second... One expression, you know!
I play extra in this film!
It's a 10-second role!
A blink and miss!
This is a sequel to I am Osama's voice!
And the world knows that Rahul Singh can do it!
Tora Bora Nights! This is a family entertainer!
Are there songs and dances?
Songs and dance?
No... This is a Hollywood movie... Not vulgar
I can't let
Khaleeli sir!
Daaga. I got it!
I get the money, Daaga!
Now we will reach Heaven!
Uh oh!
I will only conclude this.
By quoting, verse 4, chapter 5 of danger.
By Saint Michael Jackson!
It doesn't matter if you are black or white...
Or in this case, even chocolate...
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