WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent
WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agents ∩╗┐1 00: 00: 00,351 -> 00: 00: 05,351 WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Online Safe Gambling Agents
(DRUMROLL)
(FANFARE PLAYING)
(MUSIC FINISHED)
ΓÖ¬ Yes, I am riding lightning, yes, I am traveling ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And when I go down slowly, I need more power now ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ ¬ It makes me very lucky, yes, I will not stop ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ I was turned on to pop, oh, yes, I got strength now ΓÖ¬
(ΓÖ¬ MUSIC ΓÖ¬)
ΓÖ¬ I got a secret that I would tell ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ I feel the power of from the hole of Hell, yes ΓÖ¬
(SIREN WAILING)
¬ ¬ Strength flows and it will not stop ¬Ö¬
(INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)
ΓÖ¬ I touch a woman, make meat burn hot, yes ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Want love to spread, I think I will spread it ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ The secret is easy, now lend your ears ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Don't hesitate, there's nothing to fear ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Oh yes, I am riding lightning, yes I am traveling bepergianÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And when I go down slowly I need more power now ΓÖ¬
(INK)
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY)
Do you know how fast you will go?
No, I'm not, Officer.
Turn off the radio, please.
It's not radio. It's band training.
(SNIFFING)
What is marijuana?
(FULLY LOOKED)
Do you have a party cup there?
Mm, well.
It's okay, it's okay. Is that good?
(STRAINED) Mm.
Yes. Open! I'm waiting for you!
DRIVER: 5-0! 5-0 enter.
Officer, you can't only waltz here!
Do you know what these people are?
Remove this dirt right now.
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY)
Not possible.
ΓÖ¬ I got a secret that I would tell ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ I feel the power from the pit of hell, yes ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ I have something to say ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ I think I will say it ΓÖ¬
Damn!
You are street police
who is closed and becomes a local police officer.
Then because some are rather crazy "incidents"...
You are kicked from that power,
so you start playing music.
And before you know it, you won America & apos's Got Talent.
You Cracklin & Apos; Bacon!
Long time ago, that strange trip already.
I love you! (laughs)
Oh, I have to tell my partner.
He won't believe this! Okay, wait.
- Dude, you have to come here now. - WAGNER: Copy.
He will dirty his pants.
MAC: Do you know what would be funny?
When he comes on the bus,
kick him in nuts as hard as you can.
- Really? - Just drill the man!
what is the matter is going on here?
- (GROANS) - (ALL NOTIFICATIONS)
(COUGH WAGNER)
(TAWA)
Oh my God! You are Cracklin & Apos; Bacon!
You are my favorite band, like, ever!
What? You don't even know who is Cracklin & Apos; Bacon is...
until I play it for you.
Yes I did it!
Oh really? What is your favorite song?
"Pulled Pigs."
- Yes? How then? - Uh...
ΓÖ¬ I will eat you like a pulled pork sandwich ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Enter into your bread like Manwich ΓÖ¬
hot steak (ALL PARTICIPATION)
This person has several pipes!
Hey, how do you want to join Cracklin & Apos; Bacon?
We are looking for for a new lead singer.
Damn! (LAUGH)
Yes, oh, I can do it better than him.
ΓÖ¬ I will eat you like a pulled pork sandwich ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ kamu Your Kung Fu like Jackie Chan-yang ΓÖ¬
- (ALL NOTIFICATIONS) - Not bad.
(LAUGH)
You guys obviously have a voice.
But do you have movement? That punch.
(BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
- Fist-pumps! - (ALL cheering)
- Puncture jerks. - (BOTH PUFFING)
Shake your tail feathers.
- Shake the ass. - (ALL CHEERS)
Now kiss each other.
I'm sorry. Come again?
Come on, rock and roll! Rock and roll, baby!
- WOMAN # 1: Do it! - MEN: Kiss him!
(ATTRACT) Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him! Kiss him!
(ROCK MUSIC CONTINUED)
(ALL PARTICIPATION)
(TAWA)
I know you are with us.
You're damn with us, friend!
Alright okay. You obviously have
what is needed for rock and roll.
But there is one more test you must pass
before we let you join Cracklin & apos; Bacon.
We want to know if you can Follow Juicy Lucy.
(ALL EXPLORE TEASINGLY)
He looks quite runny for me.
Oh no, he is behind, okay?
But I warn you, he can be very little.
Let's deal with that!
ALL: (SCREAMING) Juicy Lucy! Juicy Lucy! Juicy Lucy!
About getting juicy here!
WOMAN # 1: Hey, baby.
Hello, Juicy Lucy.
Oh, it's not Lucy. Lucy is better.
(CHUCKLES) Oh, man!
Fellas, on the other side this door
is fame and eternal glory.
You get that giney, I will get hiney.
(BEEPS)
Greet Lucy! (YELLS)
(BOTH BOTH)
Move or remove it! It's time to explore it!
Let's do it!
(SUARA LELAH)
Motherfucker!
(BAND PLAYING ROCK MUSIC)
(SUARA LERENG)
(ALL cheering)
(LAUGH)
- You bastard! - Nonsense!
We sing our hearts to those people. Our heart!
(SIREN WAILING)
THORNY: We have a company.
(ALL PARTICIPATION)
(LAUGH)
Can't run faster than law, bastards!
ΓÖ¬ Don't hesitate, there's nothing to fear ΓÖ¬
Damn you, Cracklin & Apos; Bacon!
Whoa!
(SUARA LERENG)
(SCREENING OFFICERS)
Oh, damn it!
(ALL PARTICIPATION)
Motherfucker.
Eat it. Eat it. Eat it. Eat it.
(GUNSHOTS)
- (CONTINUE GUNSHOTS) - (SCREAMING)
Ah.
(ALL cheering)
Suck this bullet fucking, bitch!
- (GUNSHOTS) - (GLASS WEAPONS)
(GASPS AND THIEVES)
- (GLASS WEAPONS) - (MUSIC STOPS)
Oh, damn it! Mac. Hey, stay with me. Stay with me.
(SHOCKING) We almost arrived the stupid cop...
(small laugh)
-... kiss. - Damn.
(TREATMENT)
What is that?
What is...
Whoa! (YELLS)
(Fighters CAUSE)
Dirt!
(Sigh)
Hey.
I still love those people.
Yes, they are so cool. (small laugh)
I mean, look at him.
Still cool.
We may have to hide the body.
Yes.
Hey, great driving, Thorn!
Barbed? Barbed?
Oh my God! He died!
- Oh no! - Ha ha!
- Aha! - I have you, bastard!
(TAWA)
- I'm not dead! I live! - He lives!
Search!
Sacred...
(ALL SCREAMING)
- (HUMAN) - (SCREAM CONTINUING)
(SHOUTS)
- Ahhh! - (SCREAMING)
(SHOUTS MANIACALLY)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
- (FARVA LAUGHS) - (SIGHS)
You sleep, honey?
No, I just checked the ceiling, Farva.
Good work there.
Well, pull out of your sleep and let's go.
What?
Let's go! I stand here with my child in my hand.
Get your shepherd, let's put it in the hole!
Come on, let me see that _ is asleep.
Oh, shut up.
Show me your rabbit!
MAC: You know What is funny, Farva?
You have made a joke 400 times
and that still sucks.
Damn you, Mac.
You don't talk to you site supervisor like that.
That's one error on your permanent record.
(gasping) On my permanent construction record?
Right. You want one more, continue.
Yes, give me another and I will pinch your cock.
- That's two. Do you want to go for three? - Good.
Bingo! You understand! Do you want anything else?
- Enough, please be beautiful. - Do you understand!
- Do you want anything else? - I'll take it all!
That's seven! Do you want anything else ?!
Give me ten!
Bingo!
Mac! Stop.
You mess up a bull, You are covered in nonsense.
(PRODUCE HOLY)
- What is the tool. - Yes
I have the craziest dream.
Who is the police this time?
Stifler and Damon Wayans Jr.
Do they almost kiss?
Yes. Yes. Almost get it.
(MUSIC COUNTRY RINGTONE PLAYING)
Uh, hello.
- Morning, Mac! - Good morning, Uncle Argyle.
Code name? Is Farva near here?
Oh yeah. Spitting distance.
Help me, shut up.
MAC: (LAUGH) Okay, it will be done.
So, change locations for fishing this weekend.
More than the Canadian border.
Oh sweet! I like Canada.
(CHUCKLES) Good! I will send the address to you.
- What, like with a stamp? Just text me. - Text?
Oh, you mean like, uh, text letter? Yes.
I believe I have that facility on this cellphone.
Okay, it will be done.
That is it. I teach you how to send text this weekend.
- There are no personal calls, Mac. - What is this?
- Whoop. - Oh damn, Farva.
- I told you there are no personal calls. - That is a sales call.
Oh yes? What are they selling?
Ooh, is that canned salmon? I like canned salmon.
Better than tuna, you know. This is salted fish.
I like salted fish.
Like grouper or maybe branzino.
Something really jerks from your blood pressure.
Do you know what is salty? Turtle. Have you ever had a turtle before?
The dirtiest part? Shellfish.
What should I say to get it Do you end this conversation?
You can say, "Men on the phone
are trying to sell me hard penis."
The man on the phone tries to sell me a hard penis.
I'm sure you bought a dozen bakers. (LAUGH)
Let's sleep!
I get fresh milk, everything! Hot asleep here.
Who wants to fall asleep?
MAC: He really wants to go right from work, huh?
RABBIT: He said, "Real men travel."
(DENGKUR)
God, he looks ridiculous.
No, I think he looks really cool.
Like Brawny Paper Towel Guy.
Look, I'll say Bombay Paper Towel Guy.
- RABBIT: Hey, Thorn. - MAC: Hey.
The job sucks. These are all sap and debris.
(MAC LAUGH)
Now it smells like Bombay.
- Do you want to wear that shirt again? - Whew!
Smell, little friend.
It smells from a mountain man.
Right. Okay, what time are you due back to the Batak zoo?
- (LAUGH) - (SIREN CHIRPS)
Hey, hey!
What's up, friends?
A fun trip!
RABBIT: Hey, Chairman.
Bastard basis.
- Ta-da! - MEN: Hey!
What's up, Foster?
He is entirely yours.
I'm tired of riding a horse on my sidecar too.
That's not what happened You said last night.
OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Chairman, we have 214
out Shuck n & apos; Rack Motel.
Officers need guidance.
- I'll be there soon. - OFFICER: (ON RADIO) Copy.
(Sigh) I hope all of you are not fired.
We are not fired. We were invited to resign.
- Ah. - Ooh, I like that.
No, you were fired. There is a trip that is wrong.
Then you are fired.
We only have to agree disagree.
OK.
Well, you have fun friends.
Just bring him back whole, okay?
With that stick. I will need it next weekend.
Hello!
That's my boyfriend.
Okay, kids, Let's go fishing.
THORNY: And the beauty is, black is very black
it's really blue.
I mean, this is really midnight blue.
Ah, same as past, huh?
Drive around countryside,
listening to Thorny talking about his cock.
- I miss the past. - RABBIT: That's nonsense, man.
That Fred Savage is not our fault.
Actors should not do drive together.
Actors should not do it try playing the police.
I mean, (SCOFFS) they can never do it right.
(TAWA)
- Hey, there. - How are you & apos ?;
Good. You guys here for business or pleasure?
- Just go fishing. - Good time.
You will be up to your breasts on walleye.
I caught the last week. Seven kilograms.
Is that big?
It's like nine o'clock decimeters from end to end.
- Are you a jigger man? What are you calling me?
Well, I like to use it jigger rods
because when I catch walleye.
But of course when you do that
You have to run extra light.
Unless you are a person like that You are behind.
- What are you, bodybuilder? - (CHUCKLES) No.
What do you do? Wait, don't tell me.
I don't want you to embarrass me.
- But I want two tickets to show your weapons. (LAUGH) - FOSTER: Ah, okay.
You guys are good to go. Sorry to hold you back.
- Let them go! - MAC: Thank you! Calm him.
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Canadian hardass.
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) "Sorry. I'm very sorry. Sorry."
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) "Oh, sorry."
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Hey, Friend, whatever chance you can
come home later and play some sorry?
MAC: Sure. What about nine o'clock?
THORNY: Ooh, Nine hours don't work.
- Sorry about that. - (Laughter)
MAC: (IN NORMAL TONE) The French are the worst. Ha!
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) Will you like some ratatouille
with your pain du chocolat?
Yes yes! I will get some jambon et fromage.
(TAWA)
THORNY: This is impossible.
MAC: Yes, this is the address The captain sent me.
Even though he just learned how to send text.
Now what will force someone
to throw a tire on the roof?
FOSTER: What, you never play "Above the Roof of Tire"?
MAC: (LAUGH) No, that's the type of shit
do you play in Rutland?
FOSTER: Sure. There was never "tired" of the game.
(FLIES BUZZING)
FOSTER: Uh, we are in the wrong place.
O & apos; HAGAN: No. You're in the right place.
MAC: What is the problem with the creepy,
remote slum, Captain?
You will make us put lotion in the basket?
No, I have a surprise for you.
I didn't tell you in front Because you tend to
group of bassholes wide mouth.
Well, then, why don't you leave it? I take this fish, John?
DONATE: Governor Jessman?
Hey, I didn't see it motorcade.
- We keep my visit calm. - Mm.
(small laugh) Oh, Cappy, you're a dirty dog.
Show respect, Mac!
Sorry.
I am here in official business.
We have interesting situation
occurs in this section.
JESSMAN: With all the heat to immigration today,
The US has through
a border reassessment.
It turns out there are several from the original stone marker
who are described Americans from Canada,
there is no where we think they will.
This is where the border is.
But here is where we found stone markers.
Become this city, St. Georges du Laurent,
and the surrounding area,
actually on American soil.
So we will fight?
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Ah, wow, it will be fast, eh?
(ALL LAUGHING)
No. After negotiations,
they agree to change the land.
Vermont will arrive soon - little headroom. - RABBIT: Hm.
So, it's up to me to find it
temporary police force to help transition.
A group of officers are familiar with the border area,
experienced in patrols highway stretches.
A guy who might get caught bad last break?
So you want someone else a gap in your old job?
(ALL cheering)
Easy, you're a hooligan! I am a senior citizen!
And if it's two weeks the task goes well,
I might be able to make it permanent.
Trust us. This will work well.
And who are you?
Oh, I'm one of the police.
We appoint it outside Home Depot.
Fantastic.
You will be out soon Mountie Canada unit.
We march to meet and greet with them tomorrow.
(CAR HORN HONKING)
Oh yeah!
I want to make sure you have it Your complete team is back,
so I track your other men too.
(SIGHS) There is no fucking way.
- (DOOR OPENS) - Oh no.
Sorry I'm late. Hit a moose to do 90.
- Yawning beyotch! - (O & apos; HAGAN SIGHS)
FARVA: You know they have it Eskimo prostitutes here?
When they have sex, they actually get "Inuit".
(LAUGHS) Pel├⌐!
(GROANS)
MAC: Fuck.
Farva, you make love.
Back in business!
- (MUSIC ROCK PLAYING) - (BREAKING TRIMMER)
Bullshit! Who ordered this? I can't feel my breasts!
(ALL LAUGHING)
Hey!
Friends, friends?
Are you positive Do you want to quit your old job?
I mean, Construction supervisor.
And give up break some melon Canuck?
I don't think so, bro-haim.
ΓÖ¬ Welcome to Fart Zone ΓÖ¬
- (BLOWS RASPBERRY) - FOSTER: Body protector, check.
Tactical flashlight. Why not?
Ooh, hot vision glasses. Check.
Why do we need it?
Uh, we are in Canada now, Rabbit.
What if we have to find it someone in the snow?
Uh, there's snow in Vermont.
Good, I am an "order stuff" person.
You do your thing. OK?
Good.
One yellow safety vest for Rabbit.
Seduce! A round GPS triangulator.
Triangulator? Get a load James Bond here.
(LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY)
Other yellow safety vest for Thorny.
FARVA: Thorn, Thorn, Thorn, Thorn, Thorn, Thorn.
Ram. Stick. Ram. Stick. Ramrod. You came out, he entered.
Good.
O & apos; HAGAN: Hey, the place looks great!
MAC: What do you have clean, Kap?
I will clear your watch if you are not careful.
Okay, let's start.
Don't push, Mac.
Getting started do some pullovers?
No, we don't do your pullovers.
Everything will happen from the book.
Everything!
Cap, you know how difficult it is I work on this?
Big face, big mustache.
I don't care how big your face is. Shave it!
FARVA: Cap, Stamp, Stamp, Cap!
I'm good, right?
I have tight heartburn. (EXHALES)
- Talk about big faces. - That's face-ism, stamp.
Not a rule! Shave it!
Right! Let's go and see some Mounties.
(CHUCKLES) Remember all three of them B: Best Behavior, Boys.
Hey.
- How are you doing? - It feels like 1983 here.
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Oh, that's it.
I am Mayor Guy LeFranc.
Mayor of Saint Georges du Laurent, Canada!
Or, because it will be known soon:
St. George from Lawrence, America. (small laugh)
I don't know. I am not so good with Americans. WELCOME.
Uh, Guy LeFranc?
From Montreal Canadiens Small League System?
The top scorer from bear eaters in Halifax?
The eight most points in CHL history.
Yes I know. Two points behind Shotti Fitznugly.
Look at this person!
I like hockey.
Your nickname, um,
don't tell me, that, uh, "explosion".
"Blast in Halifax."
Named the biggest man-made explosions before Hiroshima.
It was 1917, WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent
ships loaded with dynamite
hit another ship in Halifax Harbor.
A tremendous explosion and loss of life.
Burning the eyes of people with the explosion.
Many are blinded by light.
Like the word song.
And the First Tribe is gone.
Maybe has happened to them,
- But it's raising the schedule, eh? - (ALL AGREE)
So, I'm the second biggest explosion from Halifax.
But enough about me.
Meet the Mounties. Friend!
Guys, let's come here.
This is here Sergeant Major Roger Archambault.
This is Staff Sergeant Major Henri Podein,
and Sergeant Christophe Bellefuille.
Total gobbledygook.
I am John O & Apos; Hagan. This is Rod Farva,
Robbie Roto, Carl Foster, MacIntyre Womack
and Arcot Ramathorn.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(MOUNTAIN LAUGH)
(IN ENGLISH) I will let you chew chew.
Why don't we just go to another room here?
- Yes, of course. - (DOOR OPENS)
(CLOSED DOOR)
I will get Schlitz! That's American beer.
So, you do men riding horses or...
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Yes, this is not 1957.
We encourage Victorias Crown.
Hey we too. You get a little soup in it,
they can really tear your knob off. Am I right?
(SPITS)
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) We hear about you man, huh?
Because first, you get you the highway station is closed.
And then, you are kicked out
from your second job because this is, uh,
Fred Savage.
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) "Barbaric."
(IN NORMAL TONE) Doing it sounds interesting, at least.
BELLEFUILLE: (IN CANADIAN ACCESS) So what are you going to do here?
Going for a hat trick?
(MOUNTAIN LAUGH)
Well, we actually hope to maintain this job.
(TROOPER CHUCKLE)
What are you doing? do after the change?
Oh, they moved us to the City of Labrador.
- Oh! - Cool.
BELLEFUILLE: This is cool, alright.
Winter temperatures average minus 18 degrees Celsius!
Yes, everything you have do to convert
is twice, add 32 and join the rest of mankind.
Hey, Rookie,
they get non-alcoholic Molsons here.
Want me to get you half a teapot? (LAUGH)
Oh, we have rookie there? They shave your nuts?
Canadian tradition says You have to shave
the crow, otherwise, it's bad luck.
- You didn't say? - Bad luck?
I'm actually not a beginner...
Which of you has a little seniority?
- (TROOPERS MUMBLE) - I mean, I'm technically...
(small laugh) Shave this person's ball!
Come on, shave both balls.
(COAXING MOUNTI)
- Shave your ball, your genitals. - (ALL LAUGHING)
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) Hello, Hello! Welcome to Canada.
I am Genevieve Aubois,
Attach Budaya├⌐ from Saint Georges du Laurent.
I will see it everything runs smoothly
in the next few weeks.
And please, if there is a question,
Don't hesitate to ask.
(SMALL SLIMMING)
Keep going north, big friend.
You don't see the shelf when you pierce the fire, you know what I'm saying?
- Right, friend? You know what I'm saying, right? - Jesus, Farva.
(FARVA LAUGHS)
GENEVIEVE: Okay.
Well, they are waiting for us in another room.
So, please, suivez-moi.
Who is waiting for where?
(CHATTER INDISTINCT)
(INTERESTING DRUM MARCHING)
Wow, I don't know the whole thing the city will be here.
(MIC FEEDBACK)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
- (CHUCKLES) - Oh.
(ALL LAUGHING)
It's about me mustache, right?
They laugh in my mustache?
Please, give a big one Welcome to Canada
to Vermont Highway Patrol.
(Crowd BOOING)
PEOPLE: Hey, hey, everyone!
Come on friends. They come here
to tell us how great will be
for all of us to become American.
So, let them talk. Captain?
Uh... (CLEARS THROAT)
- Bonsoir. - (MIC FEEDBACK)
You know, this reminds me of the rabbinical story,
priests, and Hindus in canoes.
WOMEN: Go!
(TAWA)
I am Captain John O & Apos; Hagan. I...
Yes, eat, old donkey!
(TAWA)
Hey, easy. Hey, look, look.
Technically, we are all Americans, right?
North Americans.
Very few will change around here.
Oh yeah, right! You might tell us
we can't listen to Rush again!
Or Barenaked Woman!
- (CHATTER ANGRY) - Hey Hey. Hey!
People, people.
I like Rush and Barenaked Ladies.
You must listen to both.
So you told us who should be listened to!
No no. I just...
And then that will tell us
we must start eat tortillas!
- BETTER: This is a common mistake. - MAN # 1: Bullshit!
Hey! Listen.
This is America now. Like or correct!
Repeat after me:
I promise to flag
from the United States America.
Learn the words!
Damn you!
- (GROANS) - (DRY HEAD)
(FUCKING INDISTINCTLY)
MAN # 2: You don't even know how to play hockey!
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
I don't think they will see us as occupation forces.
Oh my God! Your eyes.
That may leave scars.
I'm looking for too pretty too.
(small laugh)
I can sew you in my car.
Are you a doctor?
No no. I train women's hockey team,
so I know my way around the wound.
Do you make...
Oui. A double entender for la vagine.
(FUCKING INDISTINCTLY)
Let's go, fast!
THORNY: I think Canadians should not be dangerous.
Oh come on. Cut them some slack.
They are upset about losing their identity.
They call you an old donkey. Doesn't that upset you?
Well, I don't like it.
Actually, I didn't sleep _ at all last night.
But we have work to do.
- Rabbit, how is your head? - No problem.
That, uh... Genevieve, he, uh, patched me up.
(ALL PARTICIPATION)
Can it be!
Frenchy has his eyes on my thighs all night.
- Yes - Is he, now?
FARVA: Oh yes? Keep laughing.
I bet you my money bang out of him first.
- (RASPBERRY BLOWS) - Good.
Enter your money where your mouth is.
Fuck money. Losers sit on a cactus.
No, losers get perm.
No, loser cuts it pinky-toe off with a shovel.
Take the bet.
- I suggest you take a bet, Rabbit. Really, honest. - Jump on it.
Please keep quiet, Farva.
Good. We agreed.
You hear, right? We agreed.
Oh, so, this is their place save those illegal aliens, huh?
- (BELLEFUILLE CHUCKLES) - Ah, welcome, Officer!
Welcome to friends who are standing around
while people throw hockey pokers on us?
You will come to talk
all of that "For Great America",
You will definitely catch a face full of Canadian tomatoes.
O & apos; HAGAN: Okay, okay. Listen.
You two will go up with Mounties.
They will show where the body is buried.
- SECOND: Not that. - Actually, these are you two.
(small laugh)
That's not our idea good time, friends.
Personally, I prefer making love to a big deer.
You will need a ladder to do it.
Of course, I will need it stairs to make love with deer.
But I will find it, and I will make love to the deer.
O & apos; HAGAN: Good!
Thorny, Rabbit, I get a job on the highway for you.
Let's do it!
FARVA: Hey, Captain? Hat?
Whose car do I drive?
Why don't you stay here with me?
Sit here.
That's the radio.
Great idea!
That way, if there is an incoming call, you can answer it.
Huh?
(O & apos; HAGAN VOCALIZING)
Okay, just today, good?
Everyone takes a turn. This is a new station.
(Sigh)
damn radio.
What is this?
I mean, that won't happen Kill him, right?
I don't know. Do you want to kill him?
BELLEFUILLE: Allons-y!
- (STICK HORNING) - (SCREAMING IN FRANCE)
Wait a minute!
Just, uh...
What is Canada? for "minutes"?
(MUMBLES MOCKINGLY)
Ah.
They are there. Good.
Hm.
(ROLL)
Do you swallow All M & M?
Yes. The green makes me aroused.
Why don't you chew them first?
(SCOFFS) They all go to the same place, right?
(Sigh)
FOSTER: (ON RADIO) Hi, Farva, Can I get a radio check?
- (DESTROY) - (YELP)
(GROANS)
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Why are you shocked? your friend, buddy?
(LAUGH)
You know, every job has that a man you love hate.
Yes, annoying. Somewhat stupid.
Oh yeah, you mean like your typical American?
(BOTH)
Still waiting for on the radio.
- (DESTROY) - (TREATMENT)
FARVA: Damn it!
This is an extraordinary task.
Oh come on, this is amazing. Outside. On duty.
Hey, how many 80 kilometers per hour in English?
I think 49,7097 miles per hour.
Uh, I don't think we have decimal places.
- Do you have a Sharpie? - Uh, no.
FARVA: Unit 23. Enter, 23. Unit 23. Enter, 23.
Radio, until change, we must maintain the metrics of the object.
So we are now Unit 37.015. Try again.
Whatever.
I got an outgoing call on Rue de Autoroute 77
or some Fr├¿re Jacques nonsense.
There is a group of dead people Canadian Geese on the road.
Yes, up here, they just call them geese, Radio.
Yes, in two weeks, I call it an American Goose.
Honest, honking. Go clean them.
That is a large 16.09-6436, good friends.
Oh yeah, there is a Shed Pancake.
And that belongs to Flapjack.
Oh, it's on the right,
it's Dental Feed, Tackle and Pancake.
- But they are really better known for their waffles. - Yes, right.
Sounds like Queen must really like pancakes.
What do you mean?
FOSTER: Aren't you still governed by the Queen of England?
I mean, he all your money.
BELLEFUILLE: I want you to know that
we achieved our independence in 1982.
- Ooh! - Oh!
- MAC: 1982. - (FOSTER CHUCKLES)
- Is Wham! appear at the ceremony? - (LAUGH)
Maybe if we have our independence is faster,
we don't have gun control, don't believe in evolution
and all become unhealthy fat without health care.
BELLEFUILLE: Why don't you stop here?
It's time for you to meet a local business owner.
Escorts?
BELLEFUILLE: Here we are, boys.
(CHATTER INDISTINCT)
(SALAM IN FRANCE)
Are we here to break into a cat house?
PODEIN: You can't catch people because they have a boner.
This is legal here, Yank.
Themed hockey, bordeaux two sexes.
Do we have that in the US?
I don't know, but enter me, Coach.
Oh oh! Look who it is! It's fine hair.
Mayor hanging in a brothel?
No, Mayor has a brothel.
Here you go, boy.
What about beer and drag? At home.
- Hey! - Oh, uh...
Uh, maybe later.
Oh I understand. Scram, girls.
- How are you doing, eh? - Yes, no, no. Maybe later.
You guys!
You do not like women, you don't like men.
I mean, what should I get, a river otter to please you?
That's a joke. Their teeth are so sharp, it will be horrible.
How can I help you buddy?
Oh, Yanks wants to talk about their US laws.
You know, like serving weaker beer
and close brothels.
Deadly brothels?
Who told you to do this?
Is that Jean-Paul at Chez Poontang?
Huh? Are you pulling my chain?
Look, I don't think this is everything
we have to get it too hanged now.
I don't believe in the United States,
it's illegal to drink beer and enjoy breast and penis.
I mean, beep beep!
- There is no harm. - Oh. Uh...
(IMITATING PUNCHING BAG)
- Good practice, huh? - Wow.
Honestly, Guy, we are not here to set any law.
We are very sorry if there is being a misunderstanding.
- "We are sahrry?" "Sahrry." - (Laughter)
(EASY TO SEE MAC MOCKINGLY)
I'm sorry, but that sounds stupid.
- So sahrry. - Sahrry.
That's funny. I know.
And what exactly is your meat with our beer?
Oh, I don't have a problem with beer.
I mean, I think the limit in the US is what, nine percent?
Nine percent? How are you supposed to be drunk?
I mean, you know,
I think the idea is that you drink more items that are weaker.
I am sure of that.
You Americans drink and eat everything.
- Oh no, you shouldn't. - (RASPBERRY BLOWS) So fat.
How about a little help here, huh?
Yes, I think we don't have it jurisdiction here again, buddy.
Okay, alright.
It's not like us here "messing up you" from your rights.
Damn you don't.
Okay, look, relax.
Go, you American pig!
(Crowd SHOUTING ANGRILY)
- WOMEN: Go home! - Oh!
Just relax.
Fight, fight, fight, fight!
Sorry about that. That is an accident.
(DENGKUR)
ΓÖ¬ Bulat and round Γ ¬
HUMAN: Get out of here!
- (GRUNTING) - (CROWD EXCLAIMING)
Going away from me.
Love you, bastard. Damn you!
(SUARA WAITING)
- DRIVER: Vermont sucks, eh! - RABBIT: Thank you.
See you again, sunshine!
- SECOND: Stupid Americans! - RABBIT: Cheerio!
Okay, this job is not fun as I expected.
Arrogant Americans!
Metrics all over the world. What is your problem, right?
Just doing our work, sir.
You are 185 centimeters tall,
You weigh 92 kilograms. Get used to it!
Good.
Your authority does not mean cheese is here.
I don't know whether he calls me thin or fat.
FOSTER: (ON RADIO) The officer asks for help
in L & Ap; Bordello Explosion on Route Four.
We are being attacked by by prostitutes.
Many of them. Boy and girl.
Copy, 91. We will be there soon.
As soon as we finish taking selfies
with Victoria's Secret Blowing Work Team.
I'm not kidding, Thorny! They are too much.
Will you get your penis out of my face!
I just... I got glitter!
Glittering and... Glittering and...
I like it. Looks like we never left.
(SUARA LERENG)
What's the matter? Long-distance driver?
Ghost cars?
We drill the mark!
They are children.
Give me that key.
Ow! Don't bite, you little shitsky!
What is your name, kid?
Foreign Dangers! Foreign Dangers!
Where do you get the car?
- Stop, police! - (GROANING)
Holy Christmas.
Oh my God.
They all jump in goofballs.
You can't catch me! (SCREAMING)
I will get me bean bag gun!
Show where you got this
and I will let you play with my Taser.
Ooh! Yes, Yes, Yes!
DURING: We must be careful.
This is a type of picture that can become viral.
There!
(KIDS GRUNTING)
OK. Whoa, whoa, whoa, boys.
(KIDS YELLING)
Stay! Stay.
- What's wrong, Soapy? - (WHISTLES)
More pills?
Does Apple change their logo?
DONATE: What do we have here?
(SNIFFS) Cubans
Must make you feel right at home.
Very good.
CHILDREN: Pills, pills, pills!
DRAW: Oh Boy.
(KIDS MENCURI)
Viva la revoluci├│n, honey!
- Ay, vv, vv! - FARVA: Ugh.
Have you ever heard of from the Cuban Embargo?
The embargo was yesterday's news.
Not for me not.
It's like sucking Cold dick Castro wrinkles.
Cuban Cigars,
fake iPhone and pill without labels.
We got something here.
You all tripped on the loot closet.
What is it now?
booty. Contraband.
What? They don't say "booty" anymore?
- Not really, no. - Well.
Fake iPhone Canada?
We have to call them "A" -Phone, eh? Right?
(DIALING)
(LINE RINGING)
(LIGHT CELL RING)
Do they all have the same number? It's a rip-off.
So, what pill do we have?
Not sure.
Five different types. None of them has a sign.
Send them to the lab.
I tried! The US laboratory says send to the Canadian lab.
Canadian laboratories say,
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) "Oh yeah, hey there.
" Send them there to the US laboratory there. "
Maybe Mounties have some pulls?
- Boo! - (OVERLAPPING CHATTER)
Fuck Mounties!
- Damn Canada. - Damn it.
For everything we know, this is Mounties.
Easy on local police conspiracy.
We will solve it this case alone.
I will call out to Montpelier,
see if they can line up the lab for us.
Wow, wow! I don't need nerds in the lab coat to tell me what this is.
(WAIT, CRUNCHING)
Sometimes even I have to give it to you,
You strange bastard.
But why is that you chewing pills
but you swallow the whole M & M?
I am a complicated man, Mac. (CHEWS GUM)
Good. OK.
See you boys in the Renaissance Period.
Sabas!
(ALL ROLLS)
(MOANING)
(INTERESTING) Can't move.
My mouth is dry.
What do you think, like heavy barbiturates?
Maybe muscle relaxants?
You really can't move?
I am numb. I am really numb.
- (SMALL SLIMMING) - MAC: Okay.
What are you doing?
- (GROANS) - Oh!
Damn you, Mac. I need medical treatment.
Side effects may include obesity and irritability.
I think this is a mood enhancer.
(GROANS) Fuck.
- I know I'm in a better mood. - (ALL LAUGHS)
Do we need there are more flies?
I want to make it into a headband.
FOSTER: ΓÖ¬ Three small helpers from our school ¬¬¬
ΓÖ¬ Pert as a school girl preferably ΓÖ¬
Γ ¬ Filled in full with girlish gays ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Three small servants from the school ΓÖ¬
- It must be fast, right? - Of course.
Wow. You look rather wired.
I'm just psyched to go back to work!
URSULA: Yes, okay, well, I know you will like that.
Ooh, did I say another one...
Oh yes, I have, I got a triangulator.
Why would you need a triangulator?
Why do all people keep saying that?
- To triangulate, honey! - (CHUCKLES)
Hey, why don't we ever go dancing again?
When I go home, we will dance damn.
Good. I can not wait.
(HUFFING)
FARVA: Rabbit, get me some lemonade.
Rabbit. Get me some lemonade, please.
(DENGKUR)
Get me some damn lemonade, rookie!
Do you not call me rookie, you fucker!
I will put my fist through your head!
- I think about it. - Of course.
What about you? Do you feel something?
Wet mouth. Sweaty palms.
Moist ear canal. And I just feel emotional.
- Hm. Good. - (TYPE)
I think you took a Canadian woman
Sexual enhancement drugs are called Flova Scotia.
"Made in Canada, but banned in the US"
(MUSIC PLAYING ON LAPTOP)
Female NARATOR: When the time is right,
but you don't.
Flova Scotia, eh?
Side effects may include
wet mouth, sweaty palms, wet ears, wet crotch,
varicose breast, hair loss, queefing, and bitchiness.
Flova Scotia, eh?
Can you say "queefing" on Canadian TV?
Ha! What is a country!
What about you? You are very smiling.
I'm acidic.
Pharmaceutical acid? Is there such a thing?
T know. But I know you have exactly
1,509 hair in your mustache.
Near! 1,521. I have it calculated for my birthday.
- Really? - Yes
- Really? - Yes!
(LAUGH) I don't know what to believe, Thorn!
- Good. - FARVA: Don't do that.
I am really looking for forward to this.
Good?
You guys come With anything?
Indeed we have some very interesting directions.
Some of them from that computer!
I think we like that above this case.
RABBIT: We will do it find out who is doing this
and we will step on it their damn faces are stupid!
Good.
Well, hut is dead.
There are empty land owned by by dead mining companies.
So anyone can put the spoils there.
(LAUGH)
Why are you laughing, Guy Smiley?
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC PLAYING)
(MAC LAUGH)
Okay, if we stalk huts
maybe we can catch it someone comes or goes.
Let's go back there.
(PSYCHEDELIC MUSIC CONTINUE TO PLAY)
Farva, press radio.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
(GONG RINGS)
O & apos; HAGAN: (DISTORTED) Do you hear this?
Come on! Hit the radio!
Farva! Come on!
(GIGGLING)
- (DOOR OPENS) - Uh oh.
Woo hoo!
I like grass!
I like life!
I love music!
RABBIT: Think of puppies, not steroids.
Think of puppies, not steroids.
Smiling. Puppies.
(EXHALES)
Wow!
Bunnies! Bunnies!
Hi, rabbit. Hi.
Rabbit. Rabbit my name. Oh, funny little thing.
Bub, bub, bub, bub.
(small laugh)
(BAD) Stay there!
(PETS WHIMPERING)
- (LESS CHAIR) - Feel the steroid melts.
(MOANS)
Don't let the job make you stressful.
I like the job.
Does not make me stressful. Farva stresses me.
Embarrassing.
Why does that look good always so annoying?
Do you think he's handsome?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
"The bigger the pillow, the better the urge."
- No. - (CHUCKLES) No.
(LAUGH)
I prefer to have sex with baboons.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
This is funny, huh?
We all have terrible people who work with us.
For me, this is my office manager Lonnie Laloush.
Oh, he can like "deeckwad".
- (CHUCKLES) - What?
Only with your accent,
the way you say "dickwad" is sweet.
No, but that's true. He's a deeckwad.
(LAUGH)
(BELLEFUILLE SPEAKS FRENCH)
First you steal our work
and now you sit here
staring lovingly into the eyes of our women.
Your wife?
Well, maybe it should be bring him behind,
give him Canadian handshake, eh?
What is that?
Let's just say it involves a bag of hockey pieces
and lots of warm sauce.
Mm Sounds delicious.
- (HORNING BLARES) - FARVA: Make your way!
Hot soup comes!
Oh, Canadian impasse, huh?
Oh, it looks like that professor Stephen Hawking
has really let itself go today.
(LAUGHS BOISTEROUSLY)
(LAUGH MIMICS)
(IN ROBOTIC VOICE) When God created Canada,
it's like the universe fart.
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Why are all the fat always traveling around
on this small scooter?
You have stopped and thought that if you walked,
You might be really thin?
(BLOWING WHISTLE)
Wow.
These pigs harass disabled people!
Everyone sees. Take a video call!
- MAN: Hey! Leave him alone! - Hey! This is far from over.
- Do you want to go to TJ's Arcade? - Oui.
I have several loonies I have to rest.
C est est bon.
(MUMBLES MOCK FRENCH)
Damn Frenchies.
What are you two doing together? Mal walking?
We meet each other in a pet shop.
(CHUCKLES) Rabbit. Do you shop for new gerbils?
(LAUGH LIVE)
Hey, Gwenevieve what about both of us
go to Saskatchuan Palace
and get wang dang wang? (small laugh)
Uh, no.
Ooh, woof woof. Put a little barking about that and I'll bite.
(SCOFFS) Okay, I will go.
Nice to see you.
Don't leave it in my account. (small laugh)
Uh huh! How cocky?
What if we bet?
There is no bet, Farva.
Okay, new bet.
Losers don't just cut her little finger with a shovel,
he put it in a blender
and drink it in smoothies, toenails and everything.
- (SCOFFS) - Come on.
Shake, don't get me wrong.
Are you serious?
Seriously like a heart attack.
And I have to know. I already have two.
(BALIK SCOOTER)
- Wow. - FARVA: Pinky foot smoothie!
(LAUGH)
- Someone clears this. - (STICK HORNING)
Bastard basis.
Hey!
Hot glasses have arrived!
Looks hot, Mac.
Hey, nickel-plated handcuffs!
Oh, shit. All of this is broken.
What's wrong with them?
They don't seem to lock.
Here. Let me see.
Here it is, Rabbit, give me that hand.
- THORNY: I got my job. - FOSTER: Maybe this one.
- Good. - Oh, yes, that works. OK good.
Try the ankle.
THORNY: Oh, you always have to check the ankles.
HELPING DEVELOPMENT: That is the most important.
And here we go.
(small laugh) You are children-a-bitches.
You don't shave my balls!
That would be an insult to us Canada's host if not.
I'm no longer a rookie. Get this from me.
Do you not want to be an ambassador of goodwill?
No, I don't. Get this from me.
Rabbit, it's not like that we want to shave your balls.
Thorny, do you want to shave the ball?
- me? No. - Foster?
- Not possible. - You don't want to shave the ball, right, Farva?
Damn yes, I did!
I even went out and bought
one of those ancient straight razors.
- No no. - Look at this.
- (DESTROY) - (SHRIEKS)
FARVA: Jesus!
Cursed Cable Canada!
This damages my sperm count is freakin & apos!
(FARVA GROANS)
Do you still take Flova Scotia?
What parts of "side effects include
" queefing and bitchiness " do you not understand?
Friends, orgasms like asthma. . This will mess you up. very wide.
- (BOTH) - I will fuck him.
(SCOFFS)
- Okay, let's shave this. - don't.
(BEAR GRUN)
DRAW: Ready?
Seriously, stop the nonsense, friends.
(CHANTER INDISTINCT, LAUGH)
- O & apos; HAGAN: Ahem! - (FOSTER CLEARS THROAT)
There is a bear at the station.
Is that euphemism for something?
This is euphemism for there is an unlucky bear
eat a sheet of raw meat at the damn station!
(BEAR GROWLING)
- Yes Bear. - Good.
Where is the weapon?
In a room with a bear.
Grenade tear gas?
- I just got a new shipment! - This is it! Where is it?
In the room with weapons and bears.
What if we send Rabbit to fuck the bear
as a means from a disturbing bear word?
- Yes. - Fuck,
we have to get it the meat comes out of there!
OK, fuck. I will do it.
- I will go with you. - Is it true?
Yes. What is the worst that can happen?
You are tortured by bears.
Or the bear can be attacked by me.
- Have you ever thought about that? - No, I do not.
Okay, here's the plan:
I will go there and distract the bear,
while you get the meat
and get hell get out of the station.
Team Ram-Rod!
Please don't start with that nonsense.
(SNORTS)
HELPING DEVELOPMENT: Good luck, buddy.
(SPEAKING) Okay. You stay here.
Big Boy. Hey, big boy!
(WHISTLES, CAWING)
(GROUP)
- Oh Boy. - Oh no.
Come here, Ditka. Come here. Come here, boy!
(Whispering) Go, go, go.
- Come on! - (GROWLS)
Come on! Come on!
- Come here! - (ROARS)
Good.
Alright okay.
Love you, bear.
- (GATHERING) - Damn.
Dirt.
(GROUP)
(SCREAMING)
DRAW: Come on let's come on!
(SPEAKING)
(SNARLS)
Γ ¬ Big big Bear ¬¬¬
(DENGKUR)
ΓÖ¬ Have chests like carpet ΓÖ¬
Oh, shit.
Γ ¬ He doesn't take anything, he's Big Bear ΓÖ¬
Hey. Hey.
Get out of there. Stop.
- Should I shoot it? - Who? Farva?
Ooh, good idea.
No no! No, no, no.
(Bitch
(GROWLS)
Going!
(SCREAMING)
ALL: Oh!
- Get away, bear. - (GROWLS)
ΓÖ¬ Come on, give a bear a hug ΓÖ¬
Go! Go! Go!
Get out of here Fuck.
(ALL cheer)
Damn, I "bear-ly" succeed.
= = (ALL LAUGHING)
That could be "grizzly".
- (ALL CHUCKLES) - Yes
I think someone took a "growler" here.
- Shoot him. - (COCKS GUN)
- (INDISTINCT CHATTER IN CAR) - MAC: Mounties Fuckin & apos! kill us.
This is far more than just getting angry
about losing their jobs.
Cap, we've already been hit by hockey pucks,
penis dicks in front of our face
and our butt is kicked by prostitutes from both sexes.
I think it's time we have our own pleasure. Who is with me?
- (ALL CHEERS) - Yes! Let's go!
Dude, you smell very bad.
Sorry.
Friend! Friend! Anyone?
Shaving cream starts burning.
Do you use menthol ?!
NARATORS of women: Hair loss, queefing and bitchiness.
Flova Scotia, eh?
Damn rights. It's the same person, friend.
No no No. His is a different man, that man, uh.
Yes no! That's Danny DeVito!
(GRUN) Danny DeVito is an actor from Taxi,
but the guy I like,
he appeared in Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Bud, they are the same men.
How many actors 145 centimeters do you think there are?
They are both Danny DeVito!
(INDISTINCT MUMBLING)
No, Danny DeVito Taxi for a long time.
But this producer from Always Sunnys,
they like it very much, (LIPS POPS)
they put it to the show, eh.
That doesn't mean they can't be the same person, friend.
That's one man. It's a different era.
He can do two shows in 30 damn years.
How many times do we have to discuss this?
That's the same person!
- (OBJECT CLATTERING) - (MUMBLING)
He is right, you know. That is the same person.
Danny DeVito is in Taxi
but he is also at this Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
I know. I made a joke to him.
He thinks I don't know but I know, uh.
(small laugh)
You know who is my favorite, uh, superhero villain?
Is the Penguin from the Batman movie, eh.
That's damn Danny DeVito, friend.
Get fucking instructions!
That's Danny DeVito You just said!
Can you believe this damn guy doesn't know
Who is Danny DeVito?
Who do you mean Singer?
No, damn actor! Danny DeVito.
Men who are married to Rhea Perlman!
Oh, I like him in Hellboy.
That's Ron Perlman!
No problem. Archambault! Hockey back!
What is this wrong with you?
You both. You fucki & apos; from another planet.
I don't believe we live in the same country.
- (PHONE RINGING) - Oh, that damn phone
is ringing for night hockey in Canada!
Who is calling night hockey in Canada?!
Who even has more hard lines?
Archambault, ripped the damn thing the phone comes out of the wall!
What's next? You will have someone
deliver pizza during damn overtime ?!
(YELLS)
- (HISSING) - What is this?
(PODEIN COUGHS)
You know, other people I like,
is the person gives Billy Crystal
problems in Throw Momma and Train.
Holy merde.
(YELLS)
(DENGKUR)
(GROANS)
(GROWING)
(TAWA)
(DENGKUR)
DRAW: Get him!
(DENTUR)
(RINTIHAN)
(Cheering)
Great fight, friend!
Pennyworth ADH4 Livestock Products SureShot.
Each station needs one.
(ALL cheering)
I can't breathe.
- (MUFFLED MYSTERY AND ARMED) - (CATTLE PROD CRACKLING)
(MOTION VEHICLE)
We know you guys. We can see your mustache.
Come on, you can't leave us here.
We are at least 100 kilos├¿tres in the forest!
ARCHAMBAULT: Maybe more, huh?
(ALL PANTING)
BELLEFUILLE: Ah, tabernacle. Here come mosquitoes.
(ALL cheering)
We can 24 hours
to tarnish the good name from this bastard.
- (ALL cheering) - Let's do it!
(ALL INTERESTING AND PRODUCING)
(COUNTS IN FRENCH)
Let's do it.
License and registration, eh!
Here you go.
FARVA: (ON RADIO) Captain, come in, Captain.
- Officer. - FARVA: Captain, come in.
HUMAN: Officer, here it is.
FARVA: Do you hear anything , Captain?
You think maybe your friends are getting closer
a little old for this? I mean, the police are deaf?
Who said that, huh?
Ooh. You, sir, have a king's nose.
Hold on tight, I'll get my ticket book.
(FOSTER GROANS)
(IN SOUND HIGHER) Yes! Hi there.
- License and registration. - OK.
(IN SOUND HIGHER) Let's go! License and registration, eh!
(LOVING)
(IN SOUND HIGHER) What is funny...
... Sir. Matt Tomon?
You think it's funny
I lost my ball in pulling the tractor?
Wait, you two Your nuts are torn off
in pulling a tractor?
I lost my fingers my bike.
Do you know how fast will stop the bike?
HUMAN: Hey, Officer!
- Hey, you are on my cart. - What?
Come on! Get up! Get up!
FARVA: License and registration, hey?
& apos; I'm sorry for a moment, eh.
- You're bitch! - (HUMAN)
- Come back here, you! - FARVA: Ow! Ow!
- Hey, there. - Hi.
License and registration.
Are not you two who attracted me before?
Sorry?
How are you doing now? Or should I say Meow-nties?
- (CHUCKLES) - Tell me what now?
A few years ago, you pulled me
and you play some games where you say "meow."
Buddy, I say thousand stupid things
to people for years.
You ask if I see you jumping around
all nimbly from tree to tree?
(CHUCKLES) I can assure you I never said the words
"agile" in my life.
- You fucker! - Oh, you bitch!
(FARVA GROANING)
Where is the guis darn?
(SUARA LERENG)
Dude, your partner will be sucked!
Where do you go, sir? Freeze!
- (HORNING BLARES) - (SCREECH BAN)
Ow Ow!
(Sigh)
- (HONKS HORN) - (TERMINATION)
(ALL SCREAMING)
Bro!
Wait a minute. You are sure can't remember this person
or are you just with him?
(Whispers) Yes, I don't know who he is.
You know I hear everything you say.
Bastard basis. We have been doing it for years.
Forget it. Do I get tickets here, or...
Do you know what? I want to find out about this
Because now this makes me crazy.
Let's do it. We will switch. You will be me, I will be you
then You will do a routine.
What? OK.
Ah, you will kill him, You will kill him.
(GROUP)
Meow license and registration. Come on, meow.
- Hey! Now I remember it! - (BOTH LAUGHING)
- I remember it now. - You remember that.
Meanwhile, never give your car key to a stranger.
Why is that?
FOSTER: (GIGGLES) See you, sucker!
MAC: I know it's you all the time, asshole!
(IN SOUND HIGHER) What happened here? Hah?
It seems like someone is smoking reefer joints.
No, it's not marijuana.
We'll see later.
(IN HIGH SOUND) Farva, that's not a good idea!
(TREATMENT)
What is...
(SIREN WAILING)
Okay, this is happening.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Sorry.
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
We are from America.
We don't speak French.
Oh
(HORSE LOOKS)
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Don't you two speak English?
- (IN FRENCH ACCESS) I do. - Oh.
Em... (CLICKS TONGUE)
Your paper.
We want to eat your paper.
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) Can you show me your party paper?
- Do you want to see our party paper? - Party newspaper?
Bouillabaisse lives well,
cul de sac, serve them chicken cordon bleu.
great Baton Rouge.
No bles or blis, good Bread Chôôteau Marmont?
- Mr. Croque? - Come on Madam!
(SCOFFS) No!
Stupid!
Brother Jacques, Gray Poupon, Marquis de Sade,
Turret shouts!
Duster, grow, The Miserables,
fart catcher, Luc Robitaille, D & apos; Artagnan,
Perrier, Fran Tarkenton, perfect peanut butter.
Eau de toilette!
(IMITAT MOCKINGLY)
Officer? I'm sorry
You, you are clearly in...
No, no, no, no, no.
I have to apologize, uh, to me and my partner.
We can't fight.
Arguing it is impossible to live life.
I know.
- Do you know the key to life? - What is that?
The key to life is...
penis in your ass.
I'm sorry, sir!
I think you must say it's wrong!
No, no, no. The key to life is your dick in your asshole.
I don't think you say what you want to say.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Penis. Penis.
You know, uh, uh, to smile. To be happy.
Oh!
- "Happiness!" - (ALL CHUCKLES)
Honey! This...
OK.
In your asshole.
That...
Fuck you. Hey, where do you live.
Your apartment, your home.
Your home.
- "Household!" - Ah!
"The key to life is happiness in your home!"
Yes, the key to life is "a penis in your bastard"!
- Oh! - I tried to say that to him.
(ALL LAUGHING)
What do you think I say?
Oh, I don't even want to tell you.
Maybe they will get it kicking out of it.
We thought you said,
that the key to life is your dick in your asshole.
Sacrebleu, no!
You Americans think everyone wants to make love to you!
No one wants to fuck you!
Damn!
This is your party paper!
I think Canadians are good.
THORNY: Whoa! Whoa! Wait for me Okay.
(Laughter)
I think we can do like
"Who is the First?" interesting.
"Rabbit and Fostello." You know, past comedy.
- likes. - Ooh.
- How do they come back so fast? - Damn! Damn, damn, damn it!
- Damn! - Come on let's go!
There are these boys bastards, eh!
Stomp you a new mud hole!
O & apos; HAGAN: Whoa, whoa!
What has happened to for you?
They throw us in the forest!
What ?! Why do we want to do this? We are police.
Too bad for you My father dropped me in the forest
- naked every summer! - Hah?
Oh, that sounds too bad for you.
Come on. You know you do this. Look at us.
We paint all red, white and blue.
Isn't that the color the French flag?
(Grumbling) Oh, that's the color of the French flag.
Maybe they are who does this is English.
Could be Costa Rica.
Who wants breakfast burritos?
- (SPEAKING FRENCH) - (EXCEPTION)
Release it or I will kill you.
Let's finish this the Canadian way!
You are in America now!
(CLAMORING)
Hey! What's going on here?
Great ghost of Tim Horton!
First, I got a call that Mounties
exit farts to the side on the highway.
Then I got a call to come here.
BELLEFUILLE: Oh, that's not us!
These damn people, they kidnapped us
and they leave us in the forest to die.
Yes, then they stole three of our uniforms, eh.
These people put bears on our station! A real bear. Big bear!
You don't have any proof about that.
A real bear?
Maybe. And maybe they deserve to be bear!
- (CLAMORING) - Nobody deserves a bear!
I give you a bear!
- We can be eaten! - (LAUGH)
Why are you laughing, Guy?
Friend, you think about all this is wrong, huh?
These people? They imitated the officer.
There is no way they hold on to their work.
And I will do better for you.
When I finished talking to me Justin Trudeau's good friend...
Eh, Prime Minister!
I'm sure this is all turnover
go outside the window.
Blast!
So, kids, open your bag. Revive the cable bundle.
Because you don't go anywhere.
I say we celebrate it. What do we eat?
- Pancake. - Pancake, huh?
OK. Oatmeal and raisins.
- Oh. - Kidding. It's pancakes.
Eh, pancakes! Maybe two eggs are side by side with each other, eh?
I don't want this oatmeal.
BELLEFUILLE: Maybe you put raisins in a pancake.
Genevieve, wait.
You carry this to yourself.
They put bears...
This is bad, friend.
This is "Fred Savage Incident Ridin & Apos; -Along" bad.
Say that to Fred Savage.
Well, it doesn't make sense to have it A good breakfast is useless.
- I lose my appetite. - I'm sorry, friend.
- I'm not hungry. - (CHUCKL AND STAMMERS)
You try to do something good for people,
then only, I just, you know.
What's the use?
Stop taking female hormones!
ΓÖ¬ Makin & apos; money ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ Makin & apos; dollars, produce & apos; money & apos;
MAC: Can we please come in, Captain?
- He took years from my life. - (BURPING)
O & apos; HAGAN: Only bad years, kid.
- I'm serious, Captain. I will break like a dry branch. - (BURPS)
Everything is still very uncertain here. It's better to keep Farva away.
We will tell you when the beach is clear.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON EARPHONES)
(FAILURE) Have you heard new Kanye?
He is not just about big butts! She's a very good singer.
(FARVA CHEWING LOUDLY)
This is amazing. That is like being on the road again.
I like to chew mint gum when I'm on the road.
When I radio, it's fruit.
You know, like Juicy Fruit, Bubblicious, Hubba Bubba.
Whatever fruits.
On the road, I like mint, though.
Mint, mint, mint, mint, mint.
And Beech-Nut, have you tried it?
They have to call it "Beech-Not!" (small laugh)
Oh, shit, I'll do it write it down.
What kind of candy do you chew?
They have to make it black mint.
That will be an option.
They can call it "Minty Black".
Yes, I will do it write that too.
- No one wants to buy it. - What?
No one wants to buy that stupid candy.
(UNZIPS)
- Bullshit. - (URINATING)
They will buy it if it's in Friends.
Like if Ross or Rachel chewed it,
it will sell like hotcakes.
Are you a mutant?
You followed me here while I pee just to tell me this crap?
Stop seeing my cock.
I don't see your dick. We urinate.
- So, urinate. - I don't have to go.
(ENGINE ROARING)
I will make love with Canada right in the bacon behind it!
Stick! Stick!
(DENGKUR)
- (CHUCKLES) Yes! - Farva!
- (SIREN WAILING) - Farva!
Farva!
(SUARA LELAH)
Making love stupid.
(CLEAN ALARM)
- Can't be trusted. - (BEEPING STOPS)
Who makes air bags?
God. You weigh a ton.
You have to defecate me. Don't die to me, Farva.
Good. You can do it.
(MAC GAGS)
Oh! Damn it!
From top to bottom,
Your mustache looks like a big hairy smile.
Why would you give me Shocker?
The way I say, "Thank you, honey. You save my life."
I am dead. I go to Heaven.
And you are there.
- Do you know what you are doing? - What?
Try to get out with me, lover! I am to you.
(CHUCKLES) Come here. Give me a few more things.
(MAKE KISSING NOISES)
What is that?
(FARVA GROANS)
Hello, Laverne!
Looks like the same item.
Yes, but bad luck more than that.
Hindu holy holidays.
There are new guests at the party.
AK-47.
RABBIT: Hey.
Oh no, I don't want to hear it, Rabbit.
Genevieve, Can I explain it?
There is nothing to explain.
They put bears on our station.
This is Canada!
There are bears everywhere.
There is a bear through
My trash every night.
I have cereals with bears in it: Bearios.
Most Canadian popular breakfast.
LALOUSH: Someone said "Bearios"?
(IN FRANCE ACCESS) Hi, Genny. Want to take a few meals?
No thanks.
Change it to be possible and I will have your baby.
(small laugh)
Lonnie Laloush?
That's mon nom. Don't wear it, eh?
Do you want hot coffee? I poured.
Oui, s & apos; il te woven.
Looks like real "dickwa-duh", huh?
I tell everyone how beautiful you all are.
Well, you don't. You have a bad heart.
Who wants cr frame fraiche?
No one?
(PRODUCE HOLY)
Okay, there's no fraiche!
- Please just go. - Genevieve...
Just go.
(GUNS FIRING)
They are actually AK-48. Illegal in the US
THORNY: Why 48?
Because they hold one extra bullet.
Yes, of course. You never know
when you will only need one more.
This one says "Tiger Penis".
Suck it!
Shut up, Farva.
Chinese people use to get hard-ons.
I tried to get it once.
- You can't buy it in the United States. - (SCOFFS)
Dude, what's wrong with your whiskers?
None.
- Do you wear a mustache wig? - No!
That's a postiche, okay? I have a slight hair loss.
Don't worry about that.
Worry about yourself his own mustache.
Damn bastard.
Hey, Mac tell you about our little moments?
Are you, Mac and Cheese?
You tell us, Farva. I don't want to hear it anymore.
I am Cheese.
DURING: Well, look, friend.
I know us in some serious things here,
but if we can solve this case,
we might be able to get it
beyond this all things Mountie.
We don't do anything.
Foster, we kidnapped and imitated
officers from a sovereign country.
Right.
Cuban cigars, Canadian pills, fake cell phones,
AK-48 and Tiger Penis.
What is the connection?
All of these items are more valuable in the US than in Canada.
So it's smuggling operations.
Someone tries to move this crap crosses the border.
No, they are not.
Think about it.
These items only sit Canadian land. Yes. Good.
But what happened when this land of Canada
to be American soil?
There is no need to move it at all. Already on US soil.
Exactly right?
Passive smuggling. (Little laugh) This is my kind of crime.
So they have to have this crap stored along the border.
Yes. But who is "they"?
Who are they.
FOSTER: Hey, look, I said this before
and you laugh at me.
But I think it's Mounties. They're bastards. Good?
And they smoke Cuban cigars. We have seen that.
They are being transferred to God who knows where.
I mean, what do they have to lose?
I begin to agree with Sherlock McSerpico here.
- (CLAP ECHOES) - Ooh!
I told you, friend.
In my experience, are always local police.
What will you give me if I kill the bird?
Farva, that is Bald Eagle!
Get a wig, bald!
(GUN FIRING)
- Yes! - (EAGLE CAWING)
Put the damn gun.
- What? - (EAGLE SCREECHES, WHIMPERS)
Oh, booyah! Guys, what did I win?
One-way ticket to hell.
(MUSIC PLAYING)
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
This place wants it is Shenanigans.
Welcome to Chicanery, eh!
Can I get a booth?
Uh, no. We met someone here.
Oh yeah, that's it.
¬ ¬ I will pay rent ¬¬
- Cap! - ΓÖ¬ God knows I made a mistake on you ΓÖ¬
MAC: Chief, we've been looking for you everywhere.
Cap, Cap, Cap, I think we have found the answer!
- ¬ ¬ Are you back... Γ ¬ - Chair. I think we solved it.
What are you doing? What are you doing?
I've been waiting for here for an hour.
I think you will want to know this.
- This is my song. - I know, but listen, I think we...
- I sing here. Sit down. - No, no, no.
I sing here.
Sit down!
ΓÖ¬ Bill Bailey, isn't that please go home ΓÖ¬
What can I get for you?
Maybe cold beer? Liter cola?
What do you say?
Do you want one liter of cola?
Do you have that here?
Yes, we have the Decaliter Delight.
You get a boxing card, you rack of ten liters of cola,
get free desserts.
Bring everything. Bring everything now.
Bring all ten liters of and punch cards.
I want everything now.
Come on.
Canada is amazing.
- Boop boop. - Uh, don't do that.
- Boop beep boo boop beep. - (EDGE) Cut that crap.
- Genevieve? - (SIGHS)
I feel bad about what I tell you.
I know I overreacted.
It's just that the city is very upset about changes.
Sure.
However, you're not a bad person.
Even if you are American.
(LAUGH)
Well, I actually tried it for you.
- For me? - Yes
Moosehead. Canadian beer.
Chilli Beavers. Tr├¿s Canadien.
(LAUGH)
And I have worked in my French too.
- (ROMANTIC SONG PLAYING) - (GASPS)
Oh, I like this song!
Oh, it reminds me of summer on Etang de la Soupe Aux Pois.
(SINGING ALL IN FRENCH)
Wow! That's very good.
Oh, I won't say that, but,
I don't even know what it means.
It's a sad song about Nazi French occupation.
Oh
I'm sorry. I...
No no No.
It's about two lovers
trapped in war unwanted,
but they like each other too.
Oh
Much better. (small laugh)
(SONG CONTINUES PLAYING)
- Does this really happen? - Oh, yes.
I like it.
(GENEVIEVE MOANING)
Wait, wait, wait.
- Where is the fat man's table? - There.
Good.
You don't know the name?
Flarvla.
(small laugh) I smelled a new nickname.
I think we are fast.
Passive smuggling? That's brilliant.
And that's definitely being Mounties.
- Why? - (EXPENDING)
Because it's always the local police.
This is your punch card.
(PUNCHING)
Five, six, seven, eight.
Number nine. This is ten.
Technically, you have to drink all ten to get dessert.
Oh, you challenged me?
This will disappear in three seconds.
I have to butter yule log.
Come on. Chop-chop!
MAC: Just do it, friend.
Canada!
And the beauty is,
there is nothing they can do with all the contraband,
until this land becomes American.
So we have to do push back turnover,
until we can find the remaining items.
O & apos; HAGAN: You heard LeFranc.
Who knows what will happen with rotation?
Whatever happens, We have to solve this case. Now.
Let's look again at the in contraband.
- We might miss something. - (EXPENDING)
Hold it! I don't get my free dessert.
Move, Farva!
Come on! This is fucki & apos; butter tart yule log!
O & apos; HAGAN: Let's go! Now!
Damn.
Oh! Whoa! Be careful, friend.
Run faster, finger blaster.
(BOTH DOWN)
Children... Rabbits!
MAC: Whoa!
The shoes are gone!
Do they take Flova Scotia?
Besides Rabbits!
Hold your bones. Rabbit car.
Dash Dashboard! Look at this.
Ooh, you're smart little bastard, you.
Puncture? I am tired from this loss!
That's praise, shithead.
Damn you, midget Burt Reynolds.
- Mm. - Mm-mm.
MAC: (CHUCKLES) Oh, a little m├nage ├á two.
FARVA AND MAC: Mm.
- MAC: Ah. - THORNY: Yes, partner.
- (CHUCKLES) - (HOWLS)
Can you believe he chose Donnie Osmond above me?
- MAC: Yes. - I mean, is there anyone else surprised here?
- No. - And on my desk?
O & apos; HAGAN: Shut up, Farva. This is serious.
- ALL: Whoa! - What is this?
THORNY: Now how do we find them?
All iPhones have the same number.
Now, if we only have a triangulator,
we can find them.
Aha! Take it, You bastard.
MAC: That is phone there.
Adds.
Well, but what is this place?
Adds.
- Adds. - Okay, okay.
HELPING DEVELOPMENT: "Sciere de la Vache."
Well, you talk French, what does that mean?
(LIFT SMACKS) I don't know what sciere means and I also don't know what does vache mean.
THORNY: So, you really don't know what?
Sciere de la Vache?
I believe that "Scary Vase".
MAC: Yes, yes. Let's see , sciere is "beetle".
- Beetle vase. No yes. - Yes, yes, yes, yes.
But la vache is "angry". "Angry Beetle."
- Good. - Yes Angry Beetle, we thought.
This is "The Sawmill of the Cow", you're an idiot!
This is sawmill!
- Why "Sawmill Cattle"? No. - That doesn't make sense.
Let's go and give it Canuckleheads
good old-fashioned people red White and blue,
damn boxing!
- (ALL cheering) - Yes! Lets do it!
FARVA: Rifles! Gun! Gun!
Whoa!
Dirt.
(SIRENS WAILING)
¬ ¬ You know you always pay for free dirt ¬¬
Hey, stop. I have to pee.
It shouldn't drink all the soda.
You know, it's only now thought of me,
You and I have never been alone before.
- Yes, thank God. - (SCOFFS)
Serious Have we ever had one-on-one conversations?
Why are we? You look like a very boring person.
You are still banging The blonde police, or...
¬ ¬ You say you want to finish, but you never start ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ You want to solve it but you just try hard ¬¬
Where are they going?
(MUSIC CONTINUES PLAY ON RADIO)
It's a turn, go back there.
Are you sure? I don't think so.
Are you really missing your sense of direction?
Well, you shouted at me certainly didn't help!
Right hood, Thorn. That is the turn.
Shut up, Mr. Perfect.
- MAC AND O & apos; HAGAN: Whoa! - (SHORT SLOPE)
¬ ¬ To break to pay attention, it is better to get you some ¬¬¬ ΓÖ¬ When problems occur, I duplicate the gum karet¬¬¬ (MUSIC RUNNING)
(Sigh)
- (SWITCH CLICKS) - (MUSIC ROCK RESUMES)
I see that!
Where are they female sex pills?
Hats!
Give them me! Give them me!
- Thank you. - (SIGHS)
FOSTER: (BUSINESS) There is no sign of a Rabbit.
But I have two Mountie cars...
and contraband.
Where is Farva?
Ah. I caught it.
(SNEEZES AND FARTS FARVA)
FOSTER: He is like walking hydrothermal explosion.
Do you want to see some fartography?
I will still be back
and get it butter tart yule log.
Alright, boy. Let's milk this cow.
(KEYS JANGLING)
PODEIN: I moved this item the last time.
BELLEFUILLE: I don't want to raise it too.
PODEIN: You did not move anything.
You don't move your body, You don't move the box.
(SHOOTING) One, two, three, start!
Alright shut up! You are on hold!
Bullshit, eh! You are being detained!
Crap, you're a damn smuggler!
We are not smugglers! You're a damn smuggler.
No damn smugglers!
You fucking smuggler!
O & apos; HAGAN: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
Everything, lower your weapon!
Something went wrong.
Wait, wait, wait. The old one is correct.
Something isn't here.
- (GROWLS) - (HUMAN)
- THORNY: Oh, damn it! - Dead, you're a damn smuggler!
O & apos; HAGAN: Farva, you idiot!
(CLAMORING)
Put the gun down! Put the gun down!
Damn you. Damn you.
Put the damn gun!
Drop the gun, I don't want to shoot!
You are damn Canadian!
Cool.
(BOTH ANGLE)
What is this what are you doing?
(LIGHT SWITCH ON)
PEOPLE: ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
Apropos, right?
Go, kill each other.
What happens with "Shoot first and ask later"?
Uh, what's the problem, Guy?
Why did you tell us these people are smugglers, huh?
Well, that's much smarter than telling you
that I am a smuggler.
What do you mean, Are you a smuggler?
I apologize, but what else Will I do?
Being mayor small town Canada
sounds romantic and cool.
Being mayor A small town in America
Sounds like you are a loser. For real.
- (BOTH LAUGHING) - You have to admit it's a good scam.
Along the boundary line.
But I will never do it think about that
people from the incident of Fred Savage,
will be people to trap me.
This is the police who killed Fred Savage?
It's really sad.
But I will say, this is small _ competition between police forces,
is a perfect opportunity to bring the two of you out.
Well, now we will invite you in.
(CHUCKLES) I'm sorry.
But that's not how the will go.
Henri, if you will be very good.
- THORNY: No! - MAC: Oh, Jesus.
- FARVA: Damn! - And watch the person behind the curtain.
(Muddled MUFFLED)
Your rabbit is not fast enough.
Maybe next time, he will jump a little faster, eh?
If something happens to him,
I will fuck you six ways to go to Sunday!
Jeez Louise. Now I know who devoured all my Flova Scotia.
(BOTH)
So, drop your weapon,
or Rabbit and his girlfriend
will multiply in terrible mode.
I'm sorry.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
Let him go, Guy. He has nothing to do with this!
Well, if they put their weapons down,
there will be no harm in coming to him.
goes on. Lower them.
(SOFT) Drop your weapon. Drop.
GUY: Now take that raise your hand.
Like you don't care.
So, are you ready...
(STOMPS)
for a big touch?
(WHISTLES)
(SHUDDERING)
What is this?
What are you doing? What?
Close the front door!
RABBIT: Genevieve.
What happened here?
He will kill me. Let me get out of my chain.
What's this Bringing you so long, Guy?
First I have to have a penis that was circumcised in me and then you tie me to this log?
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
Are you damn joking?
(GET GOOD-BYE IN FRENCH)
I hate you!
I hate you.
Shoot them.
Shoot them all.
With pleasure, boss.
FARVA: Hold!
If I go down, I will go down to America!
ΓÖ¬ Oh say can you sing ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ At the beginning of the dawn battle ¬¬¬¬ ¬¬¬ What is so hard we sail Γ¬
ΓÖ¬ In the nightlife on the road ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ And red rocking chairs ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bomb gasping for ¬¬¬
ΓÖ¬ Gives evidence in the life of ¬Ö¬
Well, is enough with that song.
Shoot them.
- (GUNSHOTS) - (HUMAN)
(TREATMENT)
Quick, it's about to cut my johnson!
This doesn't happen.
¬ ¬ I understand now, but I don't feel it ΓÖ¬
(SPEAKING)
(ΓÖ¬ MUSIC ΓÖ¬)
(THORNY YELLING)
It's hell something that must be done.
I think my motherhood kicking instincts.
¬ Go very fast, I think you have got it now ΓÖ¬
- (MAINTENANCE BULLETS) - La vache.
What?
Shoot the cow.
Ah!
(ΓÖ¬ MUSIC ΓÖ¬)
Damn! I'm out of bullets!
I got one more!
Make this mean!
Oh!
Ow
(SPEAKING)
- (GRUNTING) - (Cheering)
Gotta like the 48th bullet.
(SPEAKING FRENCH) Drop it! Drop your weapon!
ARCHAMBAULT: Come on, wake up from dirt.
(TREATMENT) I will be castrated!
Wait a minute!
Get this from here!
(SPEAKING) Get me from this!
I don't think so.
Good. Now you have turned on the fuse of the Halifax Blast.
Yes. On my day...
when your big child's teeth come,
Your hockey coach will draw them...
so you don't want miss shift.
Yes? In my country,
we let the Tooth Fairy deal with that nonsense.
You will know all about fairy, right?
Good. Let's do it, moosefucker.
Yes, you want to do it?
- Do you want to go? - Yes Let's go.
- Yes Do you want to go? You want to go? - Yes I want to go.
(GRUNTS) Ooh, clip-on. Is it rather tacky, huh?
(BOTH GRUNTING)
Yes!
That's the first hockey player
who can close the pieces!
Right, friend?
(RABBIT PENGRIMUAN)
Damn, that's a good line.
- (SCREAMING RABBIT) - (BULLE RICOCHETING)
O & apos; HAGAN: Come on, damn it!
Oh my God!
(PANICKED SHOUTING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
(LETTING RABBIT)
(ALL NOTIFICATIONS AND DELIVERY)
MAC: That's great! It was great!
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) What is hell wrong with you?
This is absolutely no Yanks ever operated
industrial class rotary wood saws, eh?
Hey! What about your accent?
Andrea Spooner, Police of the Province of Ontario.
- What? - Shut up!
What?
- (SPRING RABBIT) - (ALL NOTIFICATIONS)
(SCREAM CONTINUING)
GENEVIEVE: Why is Vermont Highway Patrol even here?
I have disguised three years.
Part of the task force...
with Organized Crime Unit
from Ontario Provincial Police.
He lost to OPP.
You bastard just blew three years working for me.
I am this close to get their suppliers.
Now I will never get it.
Well, I'm happy to offer you our full cooperation...
Shut your mouth!
Hm.
- Wow. - Wow.
GUY: Hi, friends, do me solid, eh?
When you sweep back there,
supervise for my falsi.
No You are not will need teeth
where do you go, eh.
You are our hero, Guy.
A hockey player who has a brothel.
Yes, and think you spent 11 years
in the Canadian system.
Newsy Lalonde will roll in his grave now.
You will match nice in Calgary, eh.
Talk about a group of bad people.
PODEIN: Especially who defends Bonchance.
That person is the worst.
Really jerk, man, huh?
No, he ended up at QSPHL when he was 38 years old.
Boring!
(RINTIHAN) Easy! Easy!
Ah! Oh!
That's it!
They wrap you in the Japanese flag.
(CONTINUOUS SUSTAINABILITY)
Hey bro, thank you for saving my life.
I don't know what I'm going to do has been done without you.
Oh, it's okay, I don't need a hug. (GROANS)
That's not for you.
Good.
RABBIT: (GROANING) Be careful, be careful, be careful!
Dude, are you breastfeeding?
I only do what my body tells me to do, okay?
(CHUCKLES) Okay, Thorn. You are her breasts!
Good luck with wet shirt contest.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
Men.
How do you feel?
Oh, alright.
I am very sorry to say it "I hate you" there.
Yes. I know. Sorry I'm lying.
I just can't believe it I don't know.
Well, you are very sweet, but also very easily fooled.
Maybe you and I can be with
and listen to some old French music...
when that happens all heals.
Yes, of course.
Damn Canada.
(small laugh)
- Give me 50 cc of morphine, shaving cream and razor. What is the razor for?
To remove hair from your testicles.
I have to sew you.
RABBIT: (STAMMERS) Why is that Do you need to sew me?
It's like a piece of paper.
What we need to do is get a little Band-Aid. Hi, friends!
Happy tracks!
Looks like the castle is getting closer The nuts are shaved after all.
(ALL LAUGHING)
(RABBIT LOOKING)
- Who wants coffee? - It sounds good.
(TONGKAT HORNI)
Captain O & Apos; Hagan!
I hear you and your people do some good work.
We have done it. We catch smugglers.
Again.
(YELLS)
- (SCREAMING) - (SQUELCHING)
What was that?
FARVA: Oh, damn it.
(LAUGH)
Finish and finish. (RINTIHAN)
This little piggy is crying, "Damn it! It's sick!"
(LAUGH)
What happened to you?
Ah. I just lost a pussy bet.
If I "toed" yes, I have to kill you.
(LAUGH) Oh!
Watch the nails! Ow! Watch the nails!
- (STUN GUN CRACKLING) - (FARVA SCREAMING)
Officer! Cassandra Anne Gacek, Five News Action.
Given your involvement with this breast
how it feels to know
that you are still replaced?
Eh, you know, when they first arrived I wondered:
"Who are these people
they come here take our land?"
But then I have it, my answer, yes.
They are heroes.
CROWD: Aw!
These people... they stab them live on the phone for us.
One of them, He even saved my life.
This tan man is here with wet breasts.
(Crowd LAUGHS)
- But we hate Americans! - I hear you. I hear you.
But I have to tell you...
if these gentlemen are examples
from what it means to be an American...
I'm fine.
So I am proud to be an American too.
- OK. - I. I am proud to be an American.
So, we go to start our station in the north.
But I say with full confidence
that we can't leave you in a better hand
than them from Vermont Highway Patrol.
(ALL cheering and APPLAUDING)
How does it feel to be the coolest fucker on this planet?
Tell me, friend. You tell me.
- (CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING) - CROWD: Aw.
JESSMAN: Uh, yes. Excuse me.
Hold.
Actually, I'm here to tell you
that AS and Canadian government
has decided to delay rotation
until the rest of the hidden contraband is found.
- (GERBANG KETINGGALAN) - CASSANDRA: So, wait.
Are we Canadians? or are we Americans?
You are still Canadian for now.
And that happens to continue indefinitely.
(IN CANADIAN ACCESS) Sorry.
(ALL CLAMORING)
Okay, so now we are in control of this area again, eh?
No no. We both have authority.
You get authority to take
flying love in rolling donuts.
Hey, we just saved your life, do you remember that?
BELLEFUILLE: We have expressions here.
This goes, "What have you done for me lately?"
Yes, maybe we will transport you
back to the naked forest.
Or maybe we can burn Your White House again! Eh?
What does that mean?
War of 1812, eh. Learn your history.
- (HUMAN) - (ALL NOTIFICATIONS)
Oh! You press the mustache directly from his face!
No no No! Seeing, he uses a postiche, eh!
(ALL LAUGHING)
You are silent about him postiche, come on!
(ALL GRUNT)
ΓÖ¬ Yah, he, he, he is ¬Ö¬
¬ ¬ He is blind by light ¬¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Get up like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like... ¬Ö¬
(MUSIC STOPS)
- (CAT MEOWS) - What do you get?
Cats in trees.
- (CAT MEOWS) - THORNY: Ah, yes.
Hey, Fred Savage.
- How are you doing? - Macintyre Womack.
Oh, nice to meet you, Officer.
Carl Foster.
Nice to meet you. Fred.
So, what's with the trip? Do you have a police film coming out?
Uh, no, this is actually new shows for Syfy Channel.
Type of alien small town invasion event called Vermonsters.
- ALL: Oh! - I will see it.
So do you spend a lot of time
get, um, cats come out of the trees?
Does it work a bit?
No, we got a call and then we called it the Fire Department.
- They take out the damn thing. - Oh.
Can I really trouble you for fast selfies?
- (BOTH) - I am a big Princess Bride fan.
BIADAB: Yes. With pleasure.
That is a movie "fuck" me in middle school.
Oh! You are welcome.
- MAC AND SAVE: Buttercup! - (CLICK FOLLOW THE CAMERA)
Damn!
- Do you understand? - MAC: Nailed it.
fucking fucking Savage, huh?
- Uh, yeah. That's me - He's here! Look at him!
- Yes, we know. - SAVE: How is it?
Are you still with Winnie?
Uh, no, no. Only... is just a show, man.
- I call it careless seconds! - OK good.
I think I will get a cat. I will get the cat.
Mr. Savage, we can't let you do that,
because, you know, well,
we are responsible for your security.
Don't worry about that. I am an expert climber.
Remember the movie Super Monkey?
ALL: Yes.
I did all my own stunts in the film.
I'm good with trees.
- Good. - (CAT MEOWS)
(GROUP)
Look at him leave. Wow.
SAVAGE: I can see it! I have a cat.
Calm down, Mr. Savage.
I thought Super Monkey was sucked.
Yes. And the monkeys are so damn fake.
- A.O. Scott said that the story was banana. - SAVE: Hey, friend.
Hey, you know, I can hear you.
Well, you should try acting in a movie
and do your own action. Very difficult!
- (LAUGHS) Sure. - Okay, don't be a girl.
- (BRANCH SNAP) - (YELP)
- (SAVAGE GROANING) - (ALL NOTIFICATIONS)
(THUDDING)
(YELLS, GRUNTS)
(EXHALES) Woo!
(ALL cheering)
Do you see that crap ?!
(ALL LAUGHING)
One of you bastards wants some pussy?
- What's up ?! - (ALL CHEERS)
(HORNING BLARES)
(ALL CASE)
(UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Γ ¬ Mad Crazy bummers drummers В¬¬¬
ΓÖ¬ Indian in the summer ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ With a teenage diplomat ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ In landfills with goitre ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Like a teen pump ¬ ¬ ΓÖ¬ The way to his hat ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ With a large stone on my shoulder ¬ ¬ ¬ Feelin agak rather old ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ I stumble carousel ¬
ΓÖ¬ With this very unpleasant & apos; ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Sneezin & apee; and wheezin & apos; ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ¬ The calliope falls to the land of ΓÖ¬
ΓΓ The calliope falls to the land of ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ Yes, he is blinded by light ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Some silicone sisters ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ With a master manager ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ ¬ Tell me I get what is needed ¬Ö¬
Γ ¬ He said, "I will change you sonny to something Γ ¬ strong ¬ Γ ¬ Play songs with a funky break" ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And go-cart Mozart ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Have already checked-out ¬ weather chart
¬¬¬ See if it is safe outside ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ And a little early-pearl comes in curÖ¬ kinky-wurly
¬¬¬ And ask me if I need a ride ¬¬
ΓΓ¬ The calliope falls to the land of ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Yes, he is blinded by light ¬ ¬
ΓÖ¬ Bangkit like deuce ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Other runners at night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Blinded by light ΓÖ¬
JAY: (ON RADIO) You reach to book your ticket.
I understand that. Good.
& apos; Excuse me. Sorry. (CHUCKLES) Sorry.
(SPITS)
Don't worry about that. Hold it for me.
- JAY: Here we go. Ready? - Yes
(SPEAKING FRENCH)
(HORSE NEIGHS)
- (SPEAKING FRENCH) - (HORSE WHINNIES)
- (SPEAKING FRENCH) - (HORSE NICKERS)
- (SPEAKING FRENCH) Ooh! - (HORSE WHINNIES)
I can't believe it's crime in the US
drink beer and enjoy breasts and dick.
I mean, beep beep! There's nothing wrong there.
I mean... (IMITATES BUZZER) There is nothing wrong there.
(IMITATING PUNCHING BAG) This is a good exercise, eh.
JAY: Cut. I can do that all night.
- I know... - (ALL LAUGHING)
JAY: And action!
- Oh! - (ALL LAUGHING)
That's the easy way.
Oh! Jesus Christ. Motherfucker.
What do we get, until lunch? We arrived at lunch?
- JAY: Action. - (BONON POPS)
- Oh! - (ALL LAUGHING)
Which of you has, le, le seniority?
(ALL LAUGHING)
(SPEAKING SPANISH LANGUAGE)
JAY: You have to explode those people come out.
Good.
I think I have a few of you mustaches in my mouth.
Where is your bastard?
STEVE LEMME: Right about... there.
Just follow the heat.
First you steal our work and now you sit here
get a sensual massage from the chair
in the middle of the mall with our women.
JAY: (LAUGH) Can you shorten that?
No, that's the only way I can say it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Jeez Louise.
Now I know who is swallowing all my Lava Scotia.
JAY: Uh, Flova Scotia.
Now I know who swallowed all my Scotia Flava.
- JAY: Uh, Flo, uh, Flova. - Flova. Fuck.
All of my Scotia flavas.
- All my Scotia Flava. - JAY: (LAUGH) Flova.
I will get it. Nova. Flova.
Now I know who swallowed all my Scotia Flava.
- Close? - JAY: No. Not really.
(SCREAMING IN FRANCE)
What about this ?! What about this, huh ?!
Not us do like that
a skinny blonde man with a big forehead?
Smell like smoked meat?
Always babbling about Hot Pockets?
That's me
You ask me if I see you
skipping all quickly...
You ask me if I see you
skipping all nimby, this...
All nibbily-bimbly.
Sorry what... It was agile.
- STEVE LEMME: Come on, Gaffigan! - (ALL LAUGHING)
- (HUMAN) - Idiot. (GROUP)
Bon vivant bouillabaisse, croissants, le chicken cordon bleu?
JAY: Eh, that's a bit.
- This one says "Tiger Penis". - FARVA: Suck it!
- Shut up, Farva. - Sorry. Very funny.
Eh... (STAMMERING)
(IN FRENCH ACCESS) What is that, Guy?
Why do you tell us they are smugglers...
- Sorry, I'm sorry. - (ALL LAUGHING)
(CONTINUE IN FRENCH ACCESS) Uh... Eh...
OK. OK. Here we go, here we go.
- Just have to find it. - Yes, I understand.
Uh...
(ALL LAUGHING)
Uh... Eh...
Sorry. I'm really... Alright okay.
Hey, cut it.
(MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
(ALL APPLAUDING)
ΓΓ ¬ He descends, but he is never strong encangÖ¬
¬¬¬ He will make it ¬¬
ΓΓ¬ Through the night Γ¬¬¬ (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
¬¬¬ What is interesting В¬¬¬
Γ¬ Sittin & apos; here at home on Saturday night ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ and I am alone ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ Just staring at my cellphone trying to make it ring ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ If I had a friend ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ I can tell my jokes to ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ My truck ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Are runnin & apos; very rude ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ Not too important ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ I run out of gas ΓÖ¬
¬ ¬ If I have a tank, I will ride ¬Ö¬
ΓÖ¬ But I don't know where to ΓÖ¬
ΓÖ¬ extraordinary Saturday night ΓÖ¬
(VOCALIZING)
ΓÖ¬ Saturday night ΓÖ¬
(VOCALIZING)
ΓÖ¬ Saturday night ΓÖ¬
WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent
(SONG PLAYING ON RADIO)
(SIGHS DEEPLY)
(WHIRRING)
(Sigh)
(ROLL)
WWW.HOKIBET99.ID Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent