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Hey mom, happy thanksgiving.
It is now, beautiful.
Hi, Mrs. Matthew.
So good to see you again, Ben.
What has happened to you? Just a little red.
Hope you like Southern cooking.
As long as there is that cranberry sauce, I'm good.
That's good because I was worried.
Annie really want this first trip of yours to go great.
Don't you, sweetie?
- Oh, I made my baby cry. - Stop! No you didn't.
Welcome, to the most exciting place on Earth.
Ha ha, I know.
I'm telling you, you should move out of that place.
It's fine, ma, the cleaner said he is gonna replace
the water heater next week, so no big deal.
What do you think, Ben?
Uhm, her place is better than mine.
Yeah. Ben's roommate is... how do I say it,
He's the worst human being ever.
- Yeah. - Maybe, we both ought to move?
Right.
So, how's your parents?
Um, they're good,
you know when they found out that I was going to be here,
they decided to visit my sister in Boston and her family.
- That's nice. - Yeah.
And the job, the Facebook thing?
It's probably social media now since
It's not just Facebook.
You know I just signed up for it, your aunt Becky
kept pestering me, but I can't figure the damn thing out.
Like mother like daughter.
Hey, I can figure it out, I just choose not to.
Sure.
I don't know how people make money doing that stuff.
I mean in my day, men had to make things,
build things, work with their hands.
To be fair, I built Annie's bookcase.
Oh, it is from IKEA.
It still counts, it's a little wrenches of death.
I just hope you don't get too bored here this weekend.
It's not as exciting as Chicago.
That's impossible, I love it here.
No, she does, she talks about it all the time.
Her friends are like,
"we're so tired of you talking about it".
They just don't get it.
What's that fast food place you keep talking about?
- Bojangles. - Bojangles.
Yeah, can you believe he's never had it?
Deprived childhood.
- Slow down, ma. - Oh, hush.
I should say the same thing to you.
Be careful, if you're taking this one out tonight.
Annie has a tendency to get
herself into some hairy situations.
What, I do?
- She does? - Hmm.
She's been a wild child.
Now, you hush. I wasn't that bad.
Aww, I'm just saying there's a reason I have to color my hair.
Dinner was great Mrs. Matthews.
Thanks Ben, you get enough?
Try and put some meat on those skinny bones.
I'm good, thanks.
Dreamer, huh?
That's who Annie gets her good looks from, no doubt.
She's never told me much about him.
Yeah, well...
Here, let me help you with this.
No, you go relax,
Stop it, you're on vacation.
Okay, okay.
- You ready? - Yep, ready when you are.
What you looking at?
- Porn. - Nice.
MILF's or Teens?
- Both actually. - Gross.
Look, don't go get any ideas.
You're sleeping on the couch tonight, Mom's rules.
I know.
All right, let's get fucked up.
High five?
- In this bar? - Yes.
Oh, shit! Annie?
Oh, hey Max.
- How are you? - I'm great.
Hey, I didn't know you worked here.
Yeah, God, it's been forever.
Go easy, Annie.
So, what you up to these days?
I live in Chicago now.
- Really? - Yeah, yeah, she does.
I'm sorry, Ben this is Max, Max, this is Ben.
- Her boyfriend. - That's great.
Can I get a beer over here, chief.
Hey, that guy needs a beer.
Yes, he does.
Well, it's great seeing you.
It's great seeing you.
Great seeing you, man.
He's fun.
Hey.
Oh, Ben, this is Paul.
Paul, this is my boyfriend, Ben.
- Hey, man. - Hey.
You getting another round?
Two times, you the God's two times.
Two times, my ass.
I never knew, she barely has any drinks at home.
Well, if that's the case, she's just pretending.
I know the real Annie.
Shut up.
So, Ben, you ever been down
on this part of the World before?
No, first time in the South.
Wow.
Holiday trip home with your lady.
Yeah. That's a big deal.
It's a test to see what sort of a man Ben is.
No bypass.
I mean I couldn't believe it when Annie moved away.
Just like that.
Poof, she was gone.
And since she doesn't use Facebook...
Right? She refuses.
I just don't like it.
She doesn't get to see all the hilarious Youtube videos I post.
And she never gets to talk to me.
Well, I'm talking to you now.
Yeah. To think I almost didn't come out tonight.
So, how was yours turkey day?
Oh, it was good.
Mom drank too much wine as usual.
Sounds about right.
This year my step-dad brought over his whole family.
Oh, that was a treat, you remember my little nephews?
- Oh, yeah. - Well, they're
big tall fuckers now, they just destroyed my entire house.
Oh, Lord.
Hey, do you still work at the lumber yard?
Yeah, yeah. The old man's retiring in a year.
So, he might put me in charge.
That's great, that's great.
There's a article in the bathroom,
about, there's some country punk,
and he says that he saw Big Foot in the woods.
You got something going here like that?
What?
Oh, Boojum man.
Holy shit, I almost forgot where we used to go.
What are you guys talking about?
- Big Foot. - Yeah, what about him?
Oh, it's nothing.
- Oh, you never told him? - No.
Some one tell me what.
Actually, I'm not surprised that you didn't tell him,
it's pretty embarrassing.
What? What's embarrassing?
It's nothing.
Okay, when Annie and I were in high school,
we were really big into, uh...
What was it called?
Cryptozoology.
- Cryptozoology. - What?
You know like Big Foot, Loch Ness monster, shit like that.
Species not yet recognized by main stream science.
We were couple of dorks.
Wait, what you guys are like into big foot?
Oh, more than into, I mean
we used to hunt the thing for Christ sakes.
You, what?
It was nothing, it was just something
that we used to do when we were kids.
It was basically just camping.
Yeah, basically.
Oh, okay Annie, you believe in Big Foot?
- I don't know. - Oh, she totally does.
Oh, you stop it, you were always more serious than I was.
No, Jed was the serious...
Oh, my God, Jed!
I'm pretty sure he thought he was a Big Foot.
He did like to shit in the woods.
How is he? I'd love to see him.
I mean he's good, he works at
the Radio Shack over in Astro. But,
You know what, I'm actually gonna go...
Wait, wait, wait, okay, you're changing the subject.
I wanna know more about the Big Foot hunting.
It was just for fun mostly.
It was, it was a lot of fun.
Big Foot hunting.
Yeah, it's fucking ridiculous.
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine.
Listen, don't you go get more that drunk and
and embarrass me in front of my friends, okay?
Never.
Come on, you take it.
Come on, take it.
My girlfriend doesn't want me to get too drunk tonight.
Annie? Bullshit.
You're gonna let your woman tell you what to do?
- Take it. - Come on, come on.
You just tell Annie, girlfriends damaged, dude?
All right, all right.
Holy shit! In a jar? What the fuck is that?
Oh, you gotta share that shake with me.
Why? Why this?
What? It's moonshine.
- Marcy's uncle makes it. - Good, eh?
Fuck me.
Hey!
You look good.
Big city girl.
Fuck it, give me another one.
Oh...
Oh, it's so beautiful.
- He did a really good job. - Yeah he did.
Oh, sorry.
I thought you mid-Western boys were good at cornhole.
Corn... Okay,
we call it bags and I do okay.
So, how'd you meet our Annie here?
- At a party - Cool.
Love at first sight?
Not really, actually, hm...
One of my friends, dared me to do this
power move on a girl at a bar
and I never hit on girls at bars.
What's the move?
You walk up to a girl,
take the drink out of her hand and say, "Hey,
"you look like you could use a drink."
- Smooth. - Yeah.
So I tried it on her and she laughed and...
Guess she got the joke.
Annie's always been kind of a funny one.
- Yeah. - Hey, Ben, Jed!
Pay attention you dildos.
- Game point - All right.
- That is ridiculous. - She just got in.
Whoa.
Yo! You're still in public, guys.
Right? I think that they're actually making a baby.
In front of us.
Well, that's how we celebrate cornhole victories down here.
Yeah? You should celebrate
- loses that way too. - Yeah.
Guys, we're on.
We're good to go?
Yep, my buddy's gonna pick up my shift tomorrow.
Nice!
What? What's happening tomorrow?
We are going Big Foot hunting.
What?
Who is going big foot hunting?
We are.
We, we are? Wait, I'm going big foot hunting?
It sounds fun, right?
Well, Jed's got all the gear,
still really into it, tell him Jed.
I got all the gear, I'm still really into it.
It'll be great, okay, we'll camp out, tell stories.
It'll be just like old times, Ann.
- We're coming too. - Yeah, sounds fun.
Careful babe.
Later bro.
See you around, Paul.
Morning beautiful.
I thought I'd let you sleep as long as possible
but it looks like Paul's already here.
Paul? Here? Now?
Okay, Ben hungover.
Yes, Paul here now.
We give you few minute to get ready.
Ready for what?
We're going camping, duh!
- We are? - Yes.
Do you seriously not remember?
No, no, I remember.
I didn't pack anything for camping you know
- I only brought my shirts. - It's not, it's no big deal.
I got you covered.
All right.
Oh, shit!
Are you gonna be okay?
We don't have to go if you don't wanna go.
Do you not wanna go?
No, no, you know what, I'll be fine.
Okay! Okay!
All right, I'm gonna go shut him up, you go get ready.
Hurry up, Ben.
Yeah,
Okay.
Morning beautiful.
Hop in.
We were supposed to pick up Jed an hour ago.
Hello, ladies.
Woah!
Sorry man.
So, were here now and then
just head here tonight and set up camp, is that right?
Yeah, yeah that's the spot where that guy took those
sweet thermal videos.
Then we'll just meet up with
Stan and Marcy's by this bluff tomorrow.
Who?
Stan and Marcy from last night.
Ben doesn't remember anything from last night?
Oh, a shot will do that.
Oh, we have to hike at this spot we can't get there by car.
How long a hike?
12, 15 miles maybe.
I actually never been there
they just recently opened up those trails.
Stan says it's awesome.
But, you guys know where you're going though, right?
Don't worry we're not gonna get lost.
Annie and I used to hunt around there with our dads.
Fuck off, you used to hunt?
Sure, deer and quail.
Do you ever kill anything?
I once caught a buck.
No big deal.
Hot.
You ever hunted before?
No!
No, I never even shot a gun.
My family wasn't really outdoors-y.
Really?
I'm sorry, is that weird?
It is in Montgomery county
Don't let the locals find out you're just a big city boy.
Scram, piggy.
Hey, shh...
No one's gonna rape you, Ben.
Geez, Jed, I was just kidding.
But, some people take the Southern
stereotype of hillbilly as rapists.
Seriously and if Ben is one of those people...
- Not one of those people. - But, if he is,
I will assure him,
he's not gonna get raped.
Well, I better not.
You have my word.
Thank you, Jed.
Well, ass raped or not,
this weekend should be a new experience for you, big city.
- Big city! - That can be your thing.
- Sorry, big city. - Yeah, it's a thing.
Are you sure this is safe?
Probably not. You okay?
Yeah.
Better than being cramped in there.
It's nice out in the fresh air
Oh, I hear the dog coming at you.
What? Okay, okay.
Oh, God!
Are you okay back there?
Yeah, I'm fine.
Here, give me your hoodie.
I could wring it out and swallow some of that beer.
Oh, okay.
I'm messing with you, big city.
Oh man, you were gonna do it too.
You were gonna do it cause you think I'm just a big fat
beer guzzling hillbilly.
I don't think that.
Like I'd lick beer off your dirty ass hoodie.
Like some sort of brain damaged monkey.
Do you mean you're not a brain damaged monkey?
Screw you man, screw you.
I don't know, I haven't used those thing in years.
Spider.
- Is this the one? - No, it's the long black one.
It should be here.
You're having trouble?
I know it's here.
- You need some help? - No, we got it man.
- You sure? - Bingo.
Yeah, yeah, we're sure.
- This goes on your side. - Oh.
Great.
Oh, here, I got it champ.
No, you know I got it, I was just
thinking about it for a second.
Ben, it's okay, just let Paul do it.
We need to get it up before it's too dark and
he can get it up lot faster than you.
I sure can.
Fine.
When I say I sure can,
right Ben, I was talking about my dick.
Where you? Yeah, I got it.
Oh, yeah, excuse me.
And so there's Annie, she's like 20 feet up in the air,
completely naked.
And everybody's going like jump, jump, jump.
And I don't think anybody thought she'd do it.
Did she?
I did.
She cleared the concrete easy,
fell really far right into the pool.
Oh, my God, you should've seen how red I was the next day.
Best prom ever!
I can't believe you skinny dipped.
Well, I was rolling.
That kid Kurt, that kid who went to prison after high school,
he gave it to us.
- Oh. Huh... - Oh, Ben doesn't,
- he doesn't smoke. - Really?
Yeah actually, I don't really smoke any more either.
I guess I've just grown out of it.
What? Blasphemy!
Chicago's turning you into a real square.
No, it isn't.
All right, maybe Chicago isn't.
Give me that.
Come on, I smoke sometimes.
When?
Well, just sometimes I guess.
Ah, come on Annie.
When in Rome.
There you go, you see, you can try and change her,
she's the still old Annie, deep down.
You can blow me deep down.
- What's that? - What now?
I love it out here.
It's about saying it.
It's so much warmer than Chicago.
If we were out there the way we're here,
we'd be freezing our nuts off.
See, I need my nuts, I don't know how you stay there man.
You get used to it.
You gonna stay up there forever?
I don't know.
It's a weird place.
What? No, it isn't.
Oh, I just, I mean that
because of my job or
lack of job.
I'm part-timing, it really doesn't pay much and
I don't know.
My guess, it's just weird because...
Don't feel like at home?
Yeah, I guess.
Sometimes.
Why'd you guys call 'em Boojum?
Oh, God! I forgot.
Jed, would you tell the whole Annie story?
Oh, my God.
A story time with Jed already?
Ben doesn't want to hear a story.
- I would love to. - Okay, I'll tell 'em.
Sole piece of Cherokee folklore.
Story goes there was a Big Foot living up in Hayward County.
Way up in the hollers.
And the Indians called him Boojum.
He was a mad big fellow and he,
he'd stomp around the woods,
and people when they heard they thought
that he was a, all sorts of
kinds of thunder.
Now, Boojum likes to hang out at the local hot springs
and watch the girls take bath.
My kinda guy, this Boojum.
That's common knowledge that Sasquatch saying something
fierce, so that the girls would get away.
Common knowledge.
I'm sorry, man, go on.
Right. So, when the girls would get away from him,
They'd go running off into the woods screaming.
One day, there was this girl named, drum roll please.
Annie.
She was kind of a queer sore,
kinda like our Annie here.
She actually fell in love with Boojum.
Gross, she banged Big Foot?
Ah, story doesn't really go in to detail about whether they...
Do you ever bang a Big Foot?
It'll probably be an improvement.
Walked out into that one.
You all stop interrupting my story, all right?
Y'all asked me to tell it.
All right, all right, sorry.
Okay, so, Annie, Boojum become friends.
And they're stomping through the woods
causing all sorts of chaos and...
eventually more and more people
started to move in to the mountains.
So, Boojum had to go deeper and deeper into the woods.
Annie lost him.
It's sad.
She'd wander through the woods, lost and lonely,
hooting in horror for her Boojum to return.
People say, if you listen,
you'd still hear some nights, hooting.
I wonder if they will be together again.
Sounds great.
We used to do it by just banging a stick against a tree.
Locks are better.
Sharper, crisper sound.
Jed's always been on the cutting edge
of the Sasquatch hunting tech.
What are we listening for?
Sasquatch use tree knocks to give their location.
If there's any in the area, they'll give us a reply.
Reply?
Sorry.
Wendigo.
Oh, Yeti.
Skookum.
Nice obscure one.
Ah, Harry.
In, in the Hendersons.
Come on, do it right.
Hey, it's been a long, man.
Yeah, balls are rusty.
You're the one to talk.
That was pretty good.
Yeah.
- You like it? - Yeah, it's sexy.
You try one.
No, no, absolutely not, no.
- I can't. - Hey, you can.
It's hard.
That sounds more like a dying moose than a Sasquatch to me.
How would you even know?
Cause I caught her paws before.
Did you think it was Big Foot?
Positive.
Well, almost positive.
Or at least pretty sure.
Maybe one of them was. They was just probably Coyotes.
Yeah, Coyotes are other hunters, howling at each other
thinking that a Big Foot is howling back.
Teams usually lured other teams on mind
if they gotta be in the area.
Such doesn't happen.
Did we alert anyone?
Did we?
No.
- You feel okay? - Yeah.
Little weird.
That weed wasn't really strong, you'll be fine.
Can't believe you smoked.
Thought you were a pot virgin.
Learn something new everyday.
Yeah, a couple of new stuff I'm learning about you.
What stuff?
You mean the size of fact that you believe in Big Foot?
I just, I didn't know you used to be
such a party girl, that's all.
You're exaggerating, I wasn't,
I'm no worse than any other teenager.
Why don't you party like that sometime in Chicago?
We could go skinny dipping.
Lake Michigan.
Yeah, right.
Stop, they'll hear you.
They'll hear me?
Yeah, you and Jed have come in here and ravage about Sasquatch.
Oh, I bet you'd like that.
Me Boojum.
Seriously, not tonight, okay?
You and Paul seem like you used to be pretty close.
Yeah, I guess.
Where you two ever?
Where we ever what?
You know.
Where we ever kidnapped by pirates?
Come on.
I don't, I guess, I don't know, not really.
What does that mean?
We sort of dated,
in high school.
Oh, whatever, everyone dates in high school.
No big deal.
Oh.
Oh, wow. Look here.
It's pretty big, damn.
And it's close, I mean it's right next to our camp site.
Good morning.
Hey dude, check this out.
- What am I looking at? - It's a track.
- Is it? - Yeah, see it?
15 inches.
What kind of animal?
Oh, Big Foot, right.
Pretty big. Could be a full size dog, maybe.
It's awesome.
Take a look at this indentation here.
You can almost see the outline of a big toe.
I think I'll get the tape recorder,
maybe we caught something.
- Oh, unless I get to it first. - No!
Hey, big city, make yourself useful and get out of my lab.
Sure.
You good? Feel comfortable?
It's okay. It's heavy.
Maybe don't carry a 1000 beers with you.
It's not 1000.
It's only like, 900.
Right. Try and keep up.
Stan and Marcy's camp's a long way away.
- Jed. - Shh...
Jed...
I don't think he thinks I'm funny.
Shh!
Hey, guys, are we concerned about...
- Hey pal. - Hey, buddy.
I mean I had to do something crazy.
Yeah.
So, Annie tells me that the
two of you are getting pretty serious.
Says she's your first real girlfriend?
She told you that?
Ah ah.
I mean not really, I guess, you know,
she's like the first girl I have ever genuinely liked.
She is genuinely likeable.
I still don't get why she moved though.
I don't know man, I guess she
kinda wanted a change, you know, live in a city for a little bit.
Maybe.
Well, I know that she had some family stuff that's going on and
I had never seen her stall.
She fits in better down here.
Or she fits in pretty good up there.
I guess you'd know better than me.
Yeah.
Just seems weird in my opinion.
We used to be a thing, you know?
Yeah, she might've mentioned that
you guys sort of dated in high school.
More than sort of man, I took her fucking V card.
Yep.
I gotta say man, and don't be offended by this, but,
I just don't see it. You and Annie...
You don't, huh?
She's just always been into...
You just seem more like an indoor kid, you know?
An indoor kid?
I mean, hell, to each his own right?
Maybe, I just always thought
- when she moved back home... - She's not moving back home.
She might.
Some day.
What are you getting at?
It's cool man. I mean she's your girl, right?
It's not like I'm gonna try and steal her away from you.
Maybe I am.
Oh, shit. You should see the look on your face right now.
Oh, relax man.
I'm just kidding,
or am I?
Douche bag.
Fuck!
What a fucker!
Whoa!
What was that for?
No reason.
What's that thing?
Stick structure.
Sasquatch are thought to make them.
And no wild animal could build a
structure like this at this level of detail.
I've never seen one before.
Me neither, not in person.
What does it mean?
Not sure.
Some people says it's a sign of dominance, territorial.
Let's keep moving.
Hang on a sec.
Why don't you guys just go on. We'll catch up.
I mean, you know the way right?
Let's go off alone for a little bit.
Okay.
Oh, faced!
- What? - Faced!
You just got faced by big city.
Stop saying faced.
I don't know why you got faced, but,
you definitely got faced.
Just shut up!
Stop...
Oh, my God, this is so amazing!
It looks good, it's freezing.
It's a cool spot.
Yeah.
I almost forgot I was here.
We used to swim in this pond sometimes.
It looked a lot bigger when we were kids.
You know what this place might be?
- What? - The place from Jed's story.
You know, Boojum's peeping time spot.
Yeah, maybe it is.
Maybe, he's watching us right now.
Yeah, maybe he is.
What's come over you lately?
You're usually so against P.D.A.
and you're just on me back there.
I just felt like it.
It's nice being alone with you.
Yeah.
It's nice to finally get you away from those Rednecks.
What?
Well, I mean, just Paul, Jed's okay.
What's wrong with Paul?
He basically told me that the only reason he invited us
out here was so that he could steal you away from me.
What? No, he didn't say that.
Yeah, he did.
Believe me, he didn't.
I think I know my friends better than you.
I'm telling you, that's what he said
and by the way, thanks for telling him
that you're my first real girlfriend.
What? It's true, isn't it?
I don't want him knowing that.
Oh, he doesn't care.
He's an asshole.
He's not an ass...
Huh.
So, that's what all of this is about.
You kissing me in front of him dragging me out here alone.
You're marking your territory.
Yeah.
Me Boojum.
Annie mine.
Stop doing that.
Whenever I'm trying to have a real
conversation with you, you just,
make some sarcastic comment
and reach for you beer.
You know dude, you drink too much.
And you use it to hide,
so you don't actually have to deal with stuff.
That's not true.
Look, I don't have to drink if it bothers you.
It's your redneck friends
pushing homemade moonshine and fucking weed on me.
I was just trying to be nice and fit in.
Isn't that what you want me to do?
Where are you going?
To catch up with my redneck friends. Yee-haw.
Annie?
You saw that?
Guy on the news, big old mountain man.
Guy was like I poked 'em with a stick and I told him to get.
Get! I mean, he was in the right area but,
I don't know, he was actually poking Boojum with a stick.
Hey, guys.
Where'd you two go?
The waterfall.
- These two they had a sighting. - Oh, yeah?
Saw him joking behind the rocks just couple of miles from here.
He ain't from around here, is he?
It's obvious, huh?
He's a big city boy.
Well, they had.
Did you guys shoot at him?
Shoot at who?
Boojum, the Big Foot?
What?
No one's out here to kill Boojum.
Well, they said they saw him.
And I saw them sitting with the guns and everything, so...
City boy,
guns is for bear.
And no we didn't shot, but none of them either.
Hey, why don't you sit down, champ? You make me nervous.
Think smart before making men with guns nervous.
Y'all seen no Boojum yet?
Not quite.
Keep them eyes peeled.
You sir, you keep them peeled.
Well.
Are you the only lady in this group?
I am, but I can handle myself.
She reminds me of the whore.
Whoa, easy there.
Well, easy boys, I won't call this pretty little lady a whore.
All I meant was that she reminds me
one other girl I met out here, one time,
with a pack of guys, and she was a whore.
That whore was out here drinking and partying,
earning money no doubt and the boys up and left her out here
in the woods at night.
Alone half naked.
Which is how I found her.
All bloodied up.
Far away look in her eye.
She kept babbling about some beast they've been chasing.
Said he was throwing shit at her.
She was convinced he was after her.
She actually could smell him.
- Boojum? - Who knows?
That little girl died out here that night.
And not a damn thing I could do to save her.
This ain't a true story, is it?
Are you calling me a liar?
No, no.
Little lady, these woods is dangerous.
You don't come out here with a pack of guys you can't trust.
Don't be like that whore.
I won't be like that whore.
- So, we should just... - Yeah, we should yeah...
get out of here.
Nice meeting you, fellows.
Ya'll be careful out here now.
I thought those guys were almost
gonna make a lard out of me.
What do you mean?
You know.
Yeah, he asked for a big bread.
Next time you may wanna pucker up tight, you know just in case.
Sound advice, Jed.
Hey, can I ask you something?
What's up?
- Look, I was wondering... - Oh, my God!
What is it?
Deer, probably.
Hey, Ben, can you smell that?
Yeah, what the fuck, what is that?
That's Boojum stink.
Come on, Stan and Marcy's camp should be just up ahead.
Stan?
Marcy?
This is their camp site, right?
I think so.
What the hell's this?
What were they doing last night?
Are you okay?
Yeah.
You've just been acting kinda funny since
you got back from the waterfall.
Look, I'm just, I'm worried about Stan and Marcy,
they should be here, shouldn't they?
I mean they're probably out in the woods
somewhere having sex.
You know their in to that mother guy, hippie bullshit.
But, their stuff,
it looks like something bad happened.
Annie, nothing bad is gonna happen.
I'm here, okay?
I'm here for you.
Hey, uh... they're not down by the water.
We should split up, look for 'em.
It's a good idea, Annie you come with me,
- Jed you take him. - Why should Annie go with you?
Jed and I are the best trackers.
Ben, it's fine.
Stan?
Marcy?
Hey, what were you gonna ask me back there.
Huh?
Back there, at the deer.
Oh, huh...
Yeah, I was just wondering about the whole swatching thing.
Look, I know you're really into it, but...
And what about them?
You know?
I gotta be honest with you,
this whole thing kinda came out a little new for me.
I don't know.
We hadn't heard much from Annie since she moved to Chicago and
I hadn't seen Paul in a while.
To be honest, I never thought Paul was really into,
it always seemed kinda like a joke to him.
I know, you must think it's silly.
Something us, dumb, country folks do.
That's not true.
Oh, my God!
- What is it? - Holy shit!
Oh, my God, it's Marcy's finger.
What do you mean its Marcy's finger?
What the fuck does that mean?
- Black bears. - Black bears are
pretty rare around these parts.
Coyotes?
What about those hunters?
They were fucking weird, right?
Inbred cannibals living out in the woods.
You watch too many of those goddamn wrong turn movies.
It is not really like that down here, big city.
You gotta stop calling me that.
- Big city. - Seriously, knock it off.
Stop it.
Look, I admit that those hunters were weird, but
you guys don't think they would...
Why not? I mean you heard that story, the one with the whore.
- I don't know. - Well, what then?
Boojum.
But, there are all sorts of trap around here.
I found some hair samples too, look.
Come on, for real?
I felt like some thing's been off this whole time.
Like some thing's been following us, haven't you?
Seriously?
You must still be high.
No, I sensed it too.
Shut up, you didn't sense shit.
You're just saying that to make me look like an asshole.
I think you're doing an okay job on that on your own, buddy.
- Fuck you. - Hey.
Stop it.
Now, last night,
I heard some thing out by the truck when I was unloading.
I mean it was too dark to see anything,
I... I tried to snapping a few pictures.
And when I got a little closer,
some thing threw a rock at me.
Oh, shut up, you're the one throwing rocks.
What?
Earlier today, by the creek,
you were try to psych me out saying you trying to fuck Annie.
- Ben! - Annie, I didn't say that.
Maybe those weren't the words, but that was the gist of it.
So, wait, some thing threw a rock at you.
Not some thing, him.
I didn't Annie, I swear.
This is stupid.
Ben come back.
Don't you see though, some thing did.
Some thing's following us.
Oh, my God!
Am I seriously stuck in these goddamn woods right now
with 3 adults, who legitimately think
that a fucking Big Foot might've killed their friends.
Do you any idea how insane that sounds?
Hey.
When I was 9,
my dad took me camping
up in the Apple Orchard mountains.
They have this place called Carpenter's Knob.
It was just the two of us.
I was so excited.
He taught me how to set up a tent,
build a fire.
Everything.
On the second night,
I was woken up all of a sudden.
I was being carried.
It was my Dad, he was running.
And I couldn't really get a good look at his face.
No way he was holding me.
But, I could tell, he was upset.
I could feel his heart thumping
through his chest right in my ear.
He was scared.
He threw me into the truck and tore out of there.
We left all of our camping gear behind.
And on the way home, it uh...
looked like he was crying.
- Wow. - Yeah.
You know my Dad, he wasn't type of guy who, you know,
you know, he was, he's strong.
You know hunter, army type guy.
I never,
seen him show any fear until that night.
The look on his face,
that was terrifying.
He saw a Big Foot, didn't he?
That's what he told my Mom.
When we got home, I spied on them,
they were talking in the kitchen.
And she laughed and laughed
and told him he was crazy.
Then, not to tell any one,
or else, they'll think he was crazy too.
But, I knew.
It's the look in his eyes that night,
that's why I believe.
Annie, I'm...
Me too...
I mean, maybe,
I shouldn't have brought you home with me this time.
I mean, it was too soon.
No, I'm glad to be here.
It's cool for me to see where you came from, you know.
Learn more about you.
This trip is really important to me.
And you're right.
You know, what you said before.
I hide behind sarcasm or whatever,
I know, I know I do that.
It's just.
I'm afraid if we have an argument,
it's gonna be the last argument.
You know, at your Mom's at dinner,
when I said,
maybe we should both move out of our apartments,
you remember that?
- Yeah. - I wasn't joking.
I meant that.
Hey, we're going.
Paul says he found us a short cut back.
How the hell are we lost?
My truck should be right here.
Really, cause it doesn't look like we were camped last night.
Cause it isn't.
I though you guys have camped around here
before, I thought you knew you're way around.
- We do. - Look, why don't we just go back
- the way we came. - I don't know, Ben. Jesus!
Why don't you guys just whip your dicks out?
See whose is big already.
Damn, I'm sick of this, the two of you bitch!
Oh, my God!
You're fucking with me?
- What? - Oh, we happen
to take a short cut and now we're lost.
No, we all wanted to get out of here after what we just saw.
Oh, what we just saw?
Sure.
What does that mean?
You honestly think this is a joke?
Your friends are dead.
- Seriously, knock it off. - We all know that.
Hell, we could've been in on it.
We didn't see any bodies or any thing.
Then whose fucking finger was that?
I don't know, it could've been a fake,
I didn't get that good a look at it.
Why you're a genius?
I carry a fake severed finger around with me to pull pranks
on idiots like you!
Why would I do that?
To make me look bad in front of Annie
cause you're trying to fuck her.
Trying to?
Don't forget, brother, I already have.
Annie, he egged me on.
Just get us out of these fucking woods before it gets dark, okay?
It's this way, come on.
Oh, my God!
Oh, shit!
Hey, Jed watch out for the...
Oh, God! Oh, fuck.
Holy shit, there's a big fucking stick in your leg.
What?
It isn't that bad.
All right, I think it's pretty if I
can just get this over real fast.
Get what over fast
You idiot, taking it out is gonna make it worse,
now he's gonna bleed out.
- I'm what? - What the fuck do put it back in?
No.
Oh, God, it hurts.
You'll be okay.
Ah we don't have to worry about a goddamn Big Foot,
we gotta worry about big killing me too.
Is that funny?
Holy shit!
I thought you said Big Foot was near the valley, Jed.
Mee-Maw thought they were.
- Keep moving. - Maybe, every body's
got their facts wrong or
maybe this one's sick or some thing.
What?
You said facts.
I'm so sorry, Jed.
For what?
For not talking you for years and
forcing you to bring us out here.
You didn't force me.
Yeah, but I should've known.
You know, not to... bring...
The actual skeptic.
Come on, you used to guys fighting over you.
Remember our high school?
Hey, hold up a minute, guys.
We need to keep moving.
Look guys, I've been thinking...
- Some Chipotle? - Paul?
That doesn't even make any, whatever.
Look, you guys say that the Sasquatch is
one of the most elicit creatures on the planet, right?
I mean thousands of years of civilization and we
still don't have a concrete proof that he exists, right?
- Right. - Your point?
Doesn't all of this seem a little bit too convenient then?
You know, why would Sasquatch do this?
Doesn't he wanna remain undiscovered?
It's following us.
He wants some thing from us.
- Oh, God, I'm hallucinating. - What?
Over there.
I'm seeing cabins.
This will do.
Yeah, what if the owners come back?
I feel like those fucking hunters back there.
Look around, no one's been here for a while, we're fine.
Oh, Jed!
Something to ease the pain.
Thanks, Big City.
Holy shit.
This is what I'm talking about.
So...
What do we do now?
Hey, where's your bracelet?
I lost it.
What? where?
I'm not sure.
I think it must've been some where near the mines.
What mines?
There's this ravine,
up the hill from where you two idiots were fighting and
it was all fenced off.
I heard some thing growl and I got spooked.
A Big Foot lair?
Why didn't you tell me when you realized when you lost it.
We should go looking for it.
What? No way, we're not going back out there.
What's so important about a dumb little bracelet?
Her Dad gave it to her.
What is it?
I don't know.
It's him.
Shh...
Oh, my God, it's Big Foot!
Must be.
It's not Bi Foot!
- Yes, it is. - It's not
a fucking Big Foot, okay?
Big Foot isn't real.
You still think I'm messing with you?
Yeah, I do.
It could be your stupid little buddies out there,
running around, making noise.
Then, go out there and check.
- What? - Listen,
I promise on my Grandma's grave,
if I'm messing with you and you're right,
I'll call the whole thing off.
You'll never hear from me again.
Just step out that door and look.
- Okay. - Ben, don't.
Yeah, can the two of you stop trying to be the alpha male
for a second and think about this?
If I'm going out there, you're coming with me.
You're bringing the gun.
So, how far do you wanna go?
You tell me, this was your big idea.
Can I let you in on a little secret?
Now, it's just me and you.
I think this whole Big Foot thing is bullshit.
I fucking knew it!
Even when we were kids you know,
I just kept up with it to keep Annie happy.
Same reason you're out here now, right?
Come on man, you ain't dumb.
People who believe in Big Foot are insane.
Yeah, well, Annie is not insane.
Yeah, I see the apple didn't fall too far from the tree.
The hell does that mean?
So, you don't know how her Dad died?
No, she never told me.
He was insane.
Like certifiably so.
He died in a mental institution.
So, yeah, if she ever tells you some story about
him finding Big Foot out on his own,
Whatever, man, we shouldn't even be out here let's just go back.
- He's not one of your... - He no friend of mine.
Should we freeze or should we run?
- You freeze, I'll run. - What?
- What happened? - I don't know.
Where's Ben?
Come on, we gotta get back inside, right now.
- Where is he? - He's gone, huh.
I don't know, he took a swing at me and ran off.
He took a swing at you?
Ben?
Ben!
Shut the fuck up, let's go.
We need to find him.
Annie, listen, he's gone, he's fucking gone, okay?
And I'm here, I'm here for you.
How many times do I have to fucking say that?
- Let me go. - Look, Ann, I care about you.
- I really do. - I'm with Ben.
Why? I mean why the fuck? What do you even see in that guy?
- He's... - What?
He's...
He's what goddammit?
He's right behind you.
Ah, fuck, Annie, Annie!
Annie!
Come on, come on Annie, let's go.
It got Paul.
Oh, my God, it's fucking Big Foot!
How can this be happening?
Hey, you said they were non-violent.
What the fuck do you call that?
- I don't know. - Oh, God!
What are we supposed to do? You are supposed to be the expert.
- I don't know. - Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
He left, why would he?
Maybe he's just after Paul maybe that's what he wanted and...
What the fuck?
Oh, my God!
It got pretty bad there by the end.
The doctor said that his schizophrenia
had become completely unmanageable.
And a lot of times he didn't even know
Who any of us were.
He was sick.
But, he wasn't insane.
How come you never told me before?
Maybe you'd think that I'd go crazy too.
Is that why you moved away?
Sort of.
I think there are lot of things
for my life here that I needed to hide from
You never have to hide anything from me.
Yeah.
I know that now.
Come on.
We're getting out of here.
Up there.
- Oh, God. - Hold on.
Oh, God.
- What are you? - We need his keys.
Okay, okay I got them.
Hey!
Ben!
Annie!
Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck.
I'm going after her.
- What? - I got to. I love her man.
Do you, ah, do you even know how to use that thing?
Just point at something hairy and pull the trigger.
I got it.
Annie!
Oh fuck, what if his?
I'm sorry Mrs. Matthews,
your daughter was abducted by a a fucking Sasquatch.
Oh, come on man, where did you take her?
Oh, shit.
Oh!
Oh, God!
Ben!
Oh, shit!
Look what I found, no big deal.
- Come on. - Okay.
Ranger's on his way
and they're sending an ambulance for Jed.
I don't have insurance.
- Hey Ben, - Yeah.
Think you could show me on map where that ravine was?
Maybe, why?
Just curious.
Everybody got their stories straight?
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