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When everything is finished. It feels like this is magical,
mystical food appears . And Bill
always cooking,
Yes, that - Thanksgiving Fun for everyone except the chef.
True that.
Mother has brining it turkey for a week This will be
more like Easter than Thanksgiving.
Oh what are you saying?
I don't believe that mother, woman who is there
consistently fluctuate by microwave and which never
make a non-burnt piece toast, cooked for 15 people.
Do you remember that once When he made the big cake
The big dome. Then dad tapped it and
everything collapses
Oh, that's very tragic.
No, that's funny.
I like his new girlfriend.
He's cool. But it's like mega awkward when he treats me
like us besties
Totes, it's very off.
And he always posts on my blog Facebook and likes things.
Why don't you hinder him?
That will make something a little weird.
I don't trust them instructional videos
I followed once and was seriously almost blind
I tried apply a liquid eye liner.
Are you kidding me?
- Bad idea. - That's bad
Oh look, there I am obedient husband
Why are you drives separately?
He must drop something on the way here.
For work, on Thanksgiving?
Who knows where he is? go or what he does
why huh he is not friends with me
Well you live far away. He doesn't even know you yet.
I think it's better. Mother must be crazy jealous.
He has put me in medium enough like that.
Wait, so you can see what's up on my Facebook?
Yeah, he has like this secret account
He is like J. Edgar Hoover social media.
I'll show you
Very? One hour.
No, no, no, not up to one hour. Look, I have to park
like miles away. That - - There is a tree in this case
environment, everywhere
Your obsession with sap is terrible
Hey, hey, hey, hey. Happy Thanksgiving.
What strange sound is that?
Eh, I don't know, I downloaded some new ringtones,
That may be what it is.
Sounds like a dying sparrow.
I will set it to silence.
Will you manage it?
Okay, happy now
I will go help with buffet table, want to help me
Sounds interesting. I will Create a cocktail instead.
Hey Kimmy.
KIMMY Oh, hey Rick.
Hey can you believe, uh, Vuelta, Contador and Froome
fighting out? It must be become a tour right?
Right.
Sounds like you have fun. Kimmy, he is imposing restrictions,
there is no cellphone for Rick There is no cellphone for Rick.
- Understand. - There is no cellphone
I will watch on him for Rick
So Rick, uh, is, is you going to the Giro in Italy or?
Yes, yes, I will enter Italy for Giro.
Wow.
I will skip the tour in France, though, but I will go to
Vuelta in Spain for sure.
Wow. Yes.
Oops
So I am, I'm chatting with this person is under feeder for like
three weeks and then he just disappears.
Feeder nonsense bottom People just want to chat and
chat and chat and chat and chat. This is a basic chat feeder.
Okay yeah, but I just feel rejected, you know
That is not a real rejection. This is more a false rejection.
We only have so many general. We both love
Miles Davis, Dry Rieslings and spontaneous swimming and then
poof he just vanished. I know that this sounds terrible But
I, I kind of hope something terrible happens to him, or maybe
he died. Because otherwise he never reply to my letter.
Maybe he just met someone else
decency left in the world? No manners?
Is he younger?
A little, 18 years.
Well kids are used to it Sort of interaction, that's normal
to them. Everything is just virtual.
You are much better this from me. God,
I'm like a bad gay.
I only really went through with it several times.
Right. When was that the last time you were actually
meet someone directly?
Some drug addicts come finished, start coke
on my Noguchi table
Dear God, poor Noguchi.
Then he bowed his head my chest and said his voice
from the heart of my beating makes it difficult
Yes, I will take serial killer blows right now.
Oh, Gold Unicorn?
Hi, mother I leave a message for you on your voice mail in your cell
but full I, I try home. This doesn't work.
I don't know why not work
Yes, everything is under control. I have a mysterious turkey
here. I built it, yes, it's very salty All brin.
550. I don't know, whatever. Good. No, no, no, uh,
I, I don't need your help I don't this year I'm Sacajawea
I knew he wasn't home first Thanksgiving I was just
make a little joke. Well, I will text him and, and
make sure he does it Okay, fair, go here, i love you
Okay bye.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Hello.
Oh, three female donkeys. Is that local?
Eh, 98 points, uh, Enthusiast Wine.
Oh Amazing, Thank you.
This is very good
Thank you very much pay attention to that
Yes it's, uh, it's hard to miss.
Type like your work. Oh, I really want to have
sharing work with me readers. My former reader
And talking about work, is all fine with me
blog interview and-?
Oh yes, of course. You know, I see your show in Red Art three
many years ago. And I think that must be amazing to be a
part of one of your projects And this is you.
Well I hope it meets your hope
I'm sure that will happen.
Thanksgiving is, it's pretty foreign concept in the UK
In the UK we only have Christmas and boxing days That box - - I nev - - what Boxing day anyway?
Oh, nobody knows
You don't even know. Dan, and me, and I want to remind
You that this is the first time that I have tried
the entire Thanksgiving celebration.
Oh, this is my first time trying to eat one.
So I'm very grateful to you invite me, you know, thank you
I don't know where I will already, uh, end.
Well I'm really happy here. Um, I will come back in.
to my work station
Good.
Because it's chaotic there. And, um,
Rick is mixing drinks is in the bar
Yo. And that's Kimmy SHANE: Hello.
This is Shane.
Hi. Welcome, Shane.
- See you soon. - Good
So he sent me this Snapchat upright.
Classy
Like that should turn me on?
I hope I can say that I believe it will
Different but apparently everything penis has the same IQ.
College people do that?
Yes, I have a whole collection from
Valedictorian dicks.
No, I mean I like penis. I m all about penis, but so
up close is just a way too natural history museum
And nothing needs to be seen closed ball
Mm-hmm. This poor person is my text picture of everything
I mean - he's over texter This is really annoying.
What does he write from the text?
Fire hydrants, um, public parks, urban damage
He sent me a photo of him winked, but it seems like
looks weird Hmm, how about you? I know you're
adventure. Do you like anyone other than Snapchat boy?
Mm, there is like this one.
Hmm?
Yes, he is a club promoter he is like at TKP
Mm, he sounds fast.
Yes, he's a little fast. But I Sort of fast. I thought.
Your sister can't have lost her job at a worse time.
I know, when the rain poured it. And I have never been connected
lately but the job market for art critics doesn't seem to be
like that exactly on fire.
Is he dating someone else? since divorce?
I mean he is on my Date But I don't know, I think he's
He might be there validation You know,
only to be liked and found Draw from the photo.
Well I know that feeling. Even if ugly people or fatties like me
it still makes me happy Like, You know, this person puts himself in.
out there for me, I will always have a choice.
Yes, no, have The choice is very good.
But sometimes also many choices are a problem
Yes.
Thank you.
- Cheers. - Why, thank you.
Of course.
So, uh, what are you reporting?
Oh, exercise.
Really, I won't do it already think so
Yes, I think you might think, uh, math meets
Or, uh, chess tournament. Maybe some classical music.
I just think it's a little unusual I think.
Do you have, uh, sports is your skill?
This is LA, basketball. It's all about basketball.
Yes, when you win there is a riot This is terrible.
This is crazy. I think you are a friend of Judy in
the world of art? Are you a dealer
, No, no, no, I am a person, I am a multi-media artist.
I set, uh, location-based group events I'm interested
how people interact unusual, weird and
high situation.
Oh, oh-uh, oh, hey Rick, um, we haven't talked about it
tour yet.
We will do it above the turkey. You are busy.
Okay, please help me sit down? What do you say?
Hey, hey, hey, Jesse, you little bitch
Rick Uh, Dylan, this is Rick He
married my friend Georgia And, uh, Rick is my friend Dylan.
Hey, Dylan. Nice to meet you.
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy turkey day, devour, devour, and all that.
Well for example recently my team chose, uh, this is
Americans get drunk in a bar. And then we all go in and
pretend it's his birthday And, uh, he finally started
join though not his birthday. And then we
upload the whole thing to YouTube
So it's not his birthday, You just mess with some
innocent strangers
Yes it's true . Di, in
a way. But it's a, it's a jocular type of messing.
Hmm.
And there, you know, a few moments of touching.
There are some real patos.
So how does it work?
This is pretty good I guess. That is what it is. Little
normal, a little repetitive, a lot of the same problems appear.
Like what is a problem, what are you doing
Oh I work for Google.
Very? That's amazing Google like now.
What are you doing there?
Well I'm actually not Working for big G, I'm working
a law firm that deals with, uh, copyright issues the first amendment
surrounds the Internet.
Are you working on something now?
Yes, I really will upload this Thanksgiving to my blog.
Dinner tonight
Yes, I thought it would be interesting.
So you will add comments and cute
small images and things like that? Yes. Taking pictures,
and videos, macro pictures, gifts, vines, and interviews Actually,
I-I really want to ask you questions if you are ready for that?
Oh no. I am useless to be interviewed
Uh, I mean I can understand how you might not like
table turns on itself
Oh no, this isn't about The tables are playing, I mean.
Well that's how it is, and you might enjoy the answer
side of the situation for once.
Good.
Let's try it for what you call art
Okay, good.
Okay good
Well I mean I guess there's a case
where a man has posted a photo of his girlfriend, hers
ex-girlfriend, nude image And Google named in the suit
because he uses google ads on his blog
Why are there people? do something so creepy?
That's a good question. Don't know what people are doing when
they are upset.
Hashtag karma.
Sharp Kimmy's insights in all forms of exercise are known
for legions of fans on, uh, this big city Uh, be Kimmy,
I want you to throw a sharp one pay attention to yourself Eh, what,
what is Thanksgiving means to you
Uh, you know, Thanksgiving's always been one of mine favorite vacation since I was a little girl My parents
immigrants and, uh, this is is an American tradition
they celebrate. My father, eh, is very quiet and always
focus on work But then come to Thanksgiving he will
Drop his work and he will join family and
He is party life.
Um, and my mom just likes cooking. He will cook a storm.
And, uh, there will be everything, you know, turkey and stuff
and mashed potatoes. He will separate white meat from
dark meat I mean that is art. There is corn, kimchee
There is always a kimchee.
So Dylan, what are you doing?
I am an upscale dog washing machine.
He is a puppy pamperer to the stars.
I don't know there are a, high end for business.
There is a whole ecosystem dog care in Los Angeles
Yes, I mean I've seen vans traveling around.
But isn't that...?
No, most of my clients have additional bathrooms dedicated
to clean the dog My dog is one percent.
Hmm. How long has it been you have done this
Almost 15 years.
Wow. Jesse, uh, You're in the world of dogs, huh?
Uh, okay, you know, congratulations. Like I save them,
He wet them, you know, I will go for reinforcements.
Are you good? Good.
No, we are good.
With a world that is so overstimulated I feel like
Thanksgiving is the time to really just let it go from all that
and, um, really reconnect with what's important
Is your job normal? makes you feel connected?
You are a sports journalist.
I mean you interact with people all day
Well you will think so. But, that's, uh, somehow
has the opposite effect.
How?
I get all this online comment about my article Um,
from anonymous icons and names. And they are really aggressive,
only really violence You know, and, uh, what's worse than some
they are actually racist and sexist. You will not believe
some bad things people have to say They are fair
complete strangers, they don't even know who I am
Uh, beautiful. Good. Now, I will make a tent, okay.
If you say it.
Hey, so...
Look at my camp.
I guess you missed that class at Barnard, huh?
I think I did
So what is that smoky smell?
Uh, this is the oven. I have never used it for years.
Good, so turkey tongs dust and spider webs.
The ingredients are very local.
Mm-hmm.
Alice Waters will be proud.
Look, I'm proud of this bird. Look at this turkey.
Is that handsome? Turkey? Hah? Handsome.
Cary Grant turkey.
I bring you more for, uh, kind of turkey takeout.
Do you bring cranberry sauce
Yes I do.
What, I can't compete with Whole Foods.
Kate. What?
You said you would for cranberry sauce
No, I don't. I haven't I used my kitchen since Bush won.
No, you know, you say You will succeed.
And I have correct evidence here. And I quote I will
Cranberry sauce wrap.
Exactly. I mumbled cranberry sauce Come on,
No one eats it. It's just decoration.
Now give your sister hug, come on
Hey look at that, hopefully bones.
Yes. Mine is bigger
The mine has diamonds.
Well, I guess it's it's better they take it out for me
than their wives
Yes, I've heard that in America yours
Sorry, we can hold for a moment. Jesse?
Hi. Hi.
Once is happy to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
Oh Uh, this is Shane. She's your girl friend.
He is uh-artist from England.
Hey Jesse.
Nice to meet you, how... uh, English
Yes.
Um, I, I love, uh, I love BBC America
Yes, don't forget Big Ben.
What happens here, in this case,
looks like sex, lies and videotapes.
Maybe two out of three.
I actually interviewed Americans about Thanksgiving
Yes, sit down with us.
Oh no, no I'm m, I, I'm too shy
What?
No, no, come on, I will, uh, I will loosen you
I think uh-stuffing only flavored, wet bread.
fall prize stuff This comes from Vintage Eats dot com.
Ooh. Vintage, one of them my favorite euphemism
Vintage. Well if not
like that then I have uh, the stuff knows from vegan
Lizzy Emerald website.
Wow. Two new things, You are like showing off
Good hi auntie k.
Hi mom.
Hi girl.
We will only get a few sodas.
So what is ivy league, huh? Is it worth 50k?
Oh, I am a scholarship, you know that.
So what is your scholarship buy this year
I take two classes this semester
Oh yeah.
Comparative literature and advanced French theory.
You are your mother's daughter
And I'm the proudest mother in the world wide
Love you, the best girl in the whole world.
Ooh, look at that, this is Susan Sontag herself.
Oh mother
Come on, everyone needs a hero.
Well, I will by reading the
pool Yes, I will go to my room.
Okay bye.
See you soon
I will tell you when appetizers arrive here
Alright, thank you mama.
Oh, I'm good at these girls.
You know they only love you because you feed them?
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Always weird when Parents take me out.
Therefore like them flatter me or are they
bribe me
Is that even allowed?
You know, I'm single So long, it doesn't even matter.
I just rolled with any roll by. When you are in my position
You must have what you want can get an attitude You will see.
Yes, I don't really that date first
Well you better be fast up, because of dating
swimming pool dries quickly. As soon as leaves. And it takes a long time
time to meet people, so you need to arrange landwork.
You know what, okay me, I Must admit it, okay. Maybe I am
has set a little land work. I have, uh, been involved in
things online, Date Me dot com.
Date I dot com? Yes...
What is garage sales at seven o'clock in the evening? online dating
No, don't say that. Yes.
I think some These people look good.
Yes, if you like liars, phonies, scam artists.
I mean Pony Play? You heard about that yet
Yes. Kate.
That means you are being paranoid.
No. I am obsessed with it for a while.
And believe me I have more stories from Scheherazade
Kimmy is telling me Thanksgiving is a
chance for him to reconnect with, with connection.
Do you feel the same way? Does make you feel disconnected?
Uh, let go. Um - -. Okay, um,
I-I'm very good relationship with my email
And ironically that makes feel disconnected
Good. Tell me about your email dysfunction?
Only, um, I'm also mostly It's just that, I just checked my email
repeatedly. Where even I think it's crazy
Because no one entered But then something entered.
And even if it's like spam or ads or whatever,
I just feel - - validated.
Why aren't we all? just being a lesbian?
And buy wine in Napa?
Wine?
Yes. And we will grow biodynamic wine and, and make Grenache
and we will change a warehouse to an art studio.
Oh that sounds delish. Uh, You might be right about the whole
lesbian things Because I never felt more popular than when I was
ride for head curators at O'Keefe Institute
See? The only problem is all lesbians are married now.
Mm-hmm.
I mean there really is
Good. Which is there...
There is no such thing as a good old lesbian.
I mean who is single.
Yes.
Unless he's a nun.
And I try to put this restriction on it Like,
um, you can only download once every four hours or just a few
arbitrary numbers But then work calls, some freelance shows and
they need it right away I see.
Mm-hmm. And, uh, you know, because of your work
connect to your email
Yes, yes, I like to sit in front of my computer all day
So it's like, like me tempted every second
today I don't even know what I was looking for or waiting for to or hope to come enter because it's actually
nothing important or Pulling in
I am optimistic about my opportunities
Well you have to, Because you're always better
luck with men than me.
What are you talking about? You have a lot of girlfriends.
Yes, but it turns out it's not like your boyfriend
They are not like James.
James. Damn, where did you pull it from?
Yes, but that makes me very upset when something's up Personally ended up in my spam map. Even though, sometimes I will
only, I just want to approve spam so I can
more letters I mean not, not spam to be exact, more like an ad.
And things like that, everything That, you know, someone else
may not want to accept I can't hold it, I like
i t. I really like it. I like have all these items in
Inbox I'm kind of pro spam.
I have a crush on him.
You do
But you won't believe what happened to him.
God, don't tell me Did he die?
Not worse He is bald. Really bald
Oh, that's how is far worse than death.
Yes, bald eagle, a, billiard ball, bald.
How do you know that he's bald?
Okay, you're a little a little sick
God. Oh James. He has it like that The head of a thick hair. I can't
Believe me, he's bald. Oh and He is like a stallion.
Now he's a bald horse.
Sounds like a movie, Bald horse
I believe the film is a dark horse.
The bald black horse. That reminds me of a
one night stand I was in Algiers.
What?
You don't know everything about me
What will you imagine? Life will be like if you
stop receiving emails?
I think it will be death. If people stop trying to achieve it
I will like sort of death
So what do you say? life values depend on,
to other people's attention?
Hmm, that's
Uh. Suddenly I feel like that I have said too much.
Want me to talk about Thanksgiving?
God, I hate cranberry sauce, It's like it feels like medicine.
No, I prefer to hear about you, uh,
Oli-Esque all out need to, for love emails.
Jesse, mother here What?
That makes you,
That makes you, sounds like... Dirt!
Sorry
Like the Radiohead album that is running.
I'm a creep.
Why don't you park at the entrance?
Well I think you might want parking space for guests.
Are you not a guest? Hey. Hi.
Where is your car
Oh, that's the way down there.
What? Do you walk on your heels?
Don't talk about cars, okay. Because I hate that car.
I am very angry with the car now
What happened?
Navigation system. That turned me again.
Dear God, you know these things are always unreliable Are you-
Do you think you should drive?
I drive well. I Should not listen to that
A silly tool there.
I can have one of girls pick you up What is that?
These are some homemade cranberries sauces. I know, you told me, but,
uh, you know, no must use it
No no No. You don't understand - [Laughs
You save the day What?
I do it? How do you know?
Oh, he gets canned.
Canned.
That's all my daughter Right, she's half convinced
because he is still a toddler.
He's great
Hey, is this Julie's house?
Judy. Ju... this, uh, I'm Judy.
This is my house. Judy
Alright, I Bert, a Shane's friend
Oh, that's right, I'm sorry. He did it - he said that you were coming.
Yes. I am here.
Yes, you.
Yes, so dinner is served?
No - not enough. ME, I, I'm working on it.
Maybe uh-90 minutes? I don't know
You have to have several places Oh. good
Well, no, I'm not so early
I am in the gym. I can have finished my training
Oh I have to lose ten pounds in a week
Ten pounds
Within a week, yes.
You will disappear
Shh.
Why do you say Disap-I won't disappear.
Why did you say that?
No no No. I am just-
I don't think so he means GINA: you
really will... I mean You, look fine.
It won't disappear- No, this is for a show.
I, I'm doing a show. I'm sure Shane told me about that?
Oh, right, right. You are an actor
- I am the actor, yes - Right
I am playing a British boxer. With a left hook, from Leeds.
Yes, yes. That's how I met Shane. I'm studying the accent.
Mm-hmm. A friend introduces us
Good sounds like what you have just ears That is great.
Everyone says that, huh.
Good for you. Uh, by this, uh, Bert, this is
my mother, Gina.
Oh, yo.
Yes, yo.
Okay why don't we, uh, enter
Do you make some entries?
Oh
Oh, that's your mother Good Must go back to the kitchen
One in seven. Hi!
Honey, oh
Hey bro.
Hey buddy.
Well keep making me look good, little brother
We are not really finished.
So what happened here?
Oh uh, you know what, i will explain everything to you inside.
Oh, let's save this in the fridge.
Good. Good?
I will help
Do you have a bathroom?
Uh-yes we have a bathroom It's there.
- Darling - Hi mother.
you.
Hi.
Yes, two minutes.
You might want to come and join us
Good. Two minutes.
Wow, you have It's very busy here.
I know that, it looks like is messy but actually there is
a method for my madness.
My pie crust will be smooth smooth and I have two fields.
Calculate them, two, that will immediately enter
And the turkey sir is here getting all golden brown
And that's how mama saves the day, she
made homemade cranberry sauce.
I am a boxer from Leeds.
Yes. I will screw you up. Yes. Oh good.
Sounds weird but it makes I feel like I'm in control or like
I, I like this person with a destination. Oh, you know what,
um, actually I have to- I, this, like work.
We have uh-treasure from materials that we can return
later if we need
Oh good, yes, yes, yes, just pick me up anytime
Or we will take it anytime.
Yes, if I am, if I need to get hold of you.
Yes, email Email as we talked about
- Yeah. That's good, ok. - Yeah
Fuck. Fuck, what are you face there, buddy?
Not too fat Jesus Christ, You need a damn nose job,
what-?
Happy day, mother, happy day. Thank you.
Hi, I don't know you are here. Hey
Baby boy
I know no say hi right Wow.
Well, um, do you want me? What are some dishes? You will have a
a little more work space.
No, I don't want it You have to do the dishes.
I don't want you do anything
Jesse.
Yes.
I sneaked a bit of from your peeled rum and that
rather fantastic
Of course. Even though I have to say that between that
and dowdy apple pot.
Oh, I can't imagine you make any called pan dowdy
Maybe Betty is brown.
Ooh, I love me Betty chocolate. I'm actually,
rather not surprising, know a Drag Queen named Brown Betty.
Of course.
What are you talking about?
We talk about cakes and cakes and cakes.
Pastries and for...
Who are you? Have you finished with my family?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, mother,
I told you I don't want you do that I don't want you
do that Go drink you
Have fun. Spirit!
Now you're talking. Come on mother
Do you have the ingredients?
Of course. Thanksgiving is about two Toms
Tom Turkey and Tom Collins.
Right. That is my children.
Come on, let me make you one.
Yes, I'm almost lost.
I will follow your in two seconds
What?
Oh my god what is it big, emergency giant?
I turn on the Bottom Feeder, Rick on it, shirtless.
What?
The man said eight feet away.
Now how do you do it do you know that?
It's like a torso It can be his.
And that says it tribe is wise
Is that a British hipster there? You know, I've
there is always Bowie's thing.
No, the closest guy closest is thousand and 32 feet away,
78 years and like P and P and NSA.
Fuck, I mean that you ordered torso?
I'm thinking about it. He's hot, and smart.
No, no, because what about Georgia? I mean he
giving up so much for He, his entire career.
Who is Georgia
That's Georgia. That is Georgia
Oh he is really pretty. If I am My favorite girls will end.
You and Rick really have Many similarities, apparently.
Hi boys, why not? come here and accompany me
Oh my God. Only acts very casually Oh.
I only use it to delete it, because I just want to be told
What to do. Because I don't like thinking when I drive
Maybe that's not what GPS people have in mind.
So sad to get lost, Kate. This worries me.
That my mind is gone.
That's how I am every day , and I'm not even
menopause, lots
That won't bother me too If people don't just fly
to me like that They are just champs like crazy.
That can make your head spin. I t make my round
You must see children in school. I mean they
so it's accelerated by the internet And they are all in Adderall
so they crack even more. You know, they can't even read
a short story. We have already surrendered to the novel.
Hi.
Hey, oh it's very pretty.
Oh thank you, I think I will do something with me
unused creative talent
Um, forgive me, uh, this is my friend Dylan
Hi, Dylan. I saw you people conspired there
What is happening? Whose boyfriend run with someone else, huh?
What is happening? Tell me.
No, there are no secrets.
There is no gay secret
No.
Okay, that's sad, I want some gossip. Uh, Jesse?
Yes.
How are you?
Good. I mean, you know, good. Good. Only work, email, work,
email, work, email Cheating on Paleo, email.
Same old, same old.
Making children read books is always a task
So it's easier just to have give up completely.
Now it's sad. What will happen to the book?
I mean even the word book exists a negative connotation for it now.
You know we think about it assigning graphic novels
Comic books, to fool them.
A kind of literary bait and turn to this dark age.
Oh If you ask me,
I think we are raising a nincompoops community.
Nincompoops strong thumb
What do you think he did there
The core of the problem.
What about you
Good too, doesn't work. Husband offended
Expires biological clock.
Yes, I, I mean I think everything went very well
for you. Judy always brags about how great you did it...
You know what, I, I understand Caught in the LA lifestyle.
I stopped performing, I started doing Pilates, my career was
don't go anywhere. But I have a very strong core What about you How are you, lover? Are you happy? Hah?
Yes. I am very happy to see you.
Oh well, me, I like So can be expected, mama.
Oh, I'm very happy to hear that.
Yes. But Judy, Judy It's very difficult with this divorce.
The man is a stone _ around his neck
But he is sure to succeed beautiful baby
I will give anything for millstone
Oh stop it. You have many opportunities You always
Excited free. Always. That is you.
Excited free. His very nice How to say free on Friday night
How, how did you meet Judy?
He reviewed my performance back when I was doing fine arts
one hundred years ago
They are friends of the New York City galaxy. Yes.
How to 'Sex in the City'
Oh Samantha, really
Guilty as alleged.
And then you move to LA and calm down? Why?
Oh you know, the reason, That is always the same reason, a man.
Yes, but I mean Rick Like, he's kind.
I mean you like marry Rick?
Yes. Um, marriage a self-discovery process.
Can you hold it stable?
Mm-hmm. This will take only one nanosecond
No, I, I can't fix the unless you hold it
Mm-hmm.
Ah, wait, you know bending down Down like this hurts my back.
Both my readers need to know about this
It's my responsibility
Do you use your ethnicity? avatar or your white this time?
Honey Girl 21 only for Hayneedle.
I'm white in another place. You know it.
How can I forget that?
Can I read it to you?
Do I have a choice? Ah, You know what, maybe not
bends-Maybe is just you
Ignore that "Mother monster here. Just drag it to T day dinner and new cart turns out to become T-urd. See photo
below. Now to Yelp collapse this basket from
business. " What are you thinking?
This is kind of funny, right
Oh, great like Ralph Nader from Amazon.
Can you help me?
Ralph Nader from Amazon. Oh , I like it
Yeah, just a minute, I have to this post in Yelp now
Jesus, honey, we're late. Your Guacamole
will be brown
Guac can wait. This isn't can
Where I am. Oh I like this part. "At the bottom of his body
Heart, however, he has been waiting for something to happen. As
The sailor stranded he turned desperately looked at
solitude of his life. search far away , some white screens enter
haze horizon. "
- And it really feels. - This is the oil. Olive oil
It makes it look like oil. Oh. What is that?
Oh, this is a triple martini. No someone talks
about that, but pilgrims are displayed.
Uh - pilgrims and Indians are the problem.
Oh sorry. I am Shane.
Oh. I am friends with Judy
Uh-huh, I'm Kate, Judy's sister. - Hello
And this is our mother, Gina.
Ah, queen Mother, nice to meet you
Turkey legs are happy as they say.
Thank you. Shane, huh? Now what is a very solid name Have you ever
see the movie That old film called Shane?
No.
That is one of my favorites When I was a kid.
I've heard it, but I've never seen it before.
It's about something, uh, heroic dog, isn't it?
No, that's, uh, how can it be you don't see a movie
what's your name?
It's not too, uh, Popular in England, I don't think.
Have you ever seen it, honey? Oh come on, this is an old American
classic. Oh, this is amazing. You both will like it, I know.
You have to see it.
Done The first thing to do register right? Because we have
so much time I mean who have time for anything
It takes a lot of time for see the whole film
What about TV?
I have used TiVo Guiding Light, but they canceled it.
So I watch webisodes, YouTube videos, you know, like a minute,
two maybe Who has time for is there again? Seriously, I,
I am busy online doing other things
Do what?
I do a little, uh, online dating here and there.
I heard on The Today Show that many adult women have
great success meeting men.
on the web.
Adults are 35, I'm old.
You are not old You just seasoned, baby
I'm the season, I'm a lot, a lot of seasons.
No, you are a very attractive woman Oh
You know, they say there are many old men on the web as
good. Don't they see for girlfriend, hmm?
Why are you asking him I'm in There, day and night, alright.
There are no men. I think every human being has a filter below 50. And every person worthy dates under 30. 12 men are the same
continues to appear repeatedly again. And they are really old,
I mean they're really old Methuselahs, okay? And that's how I am
must lie about my age And I don't think about it as lying,
because I have to improve sports field. I mean
These people don't know who I am . They don't know what it's a
lively 50-year-old woman Me. And I am a giver.
Right.
I'm a giver You want to date a taker, on the 20th, okay
But I'm a giver.
Yes, you.
The male brain is compartmentalized, right.
So it can only focus on one something at a time. And they
can never see the big picture That is science, Shane. But man
in vain, they are in vain, they useless bastards, I say
you. I mean they just sit there and they think that young women
will fall all over fiery, silver haired
Yes. father.
I mean have you ever seen a man over 50 doing a sit-up?
Never ever.
Have you ever seen their in spinning class
Mm-mm. No, no
Hey, Rick, did you go to Soul Cycle lately? Pilates
We have Conversation, come here I, actually I'm fair sort of waiting for a call
I, I will make a call now Good.
OK-yes Excuse me.
Well he's no more than 50, but you know what I mean. That is
point. Everything is just like a joke It's really a joke
Is there something wrong, my dear?
Hey, this is cheap vodka That makes me aggressive.
My sister and her CVS liquor.
I like it. This is very Liz Taylor, about anytime
I should.
So what is your story?
In what ways?
Love.
We don't talk about love in England. I love queen,
that's all I will come out of me
That's good.
OK, fine
Is it, is a single queen?
No, he's married to Prince Phillip
Of course he is married to a prince,
Because he's a greedy bastard.
Yes. We still love him. And I always think a
Queen must be a little a little greedy, you know
Some people just tweeted asking if I enjoyed my eel
and teriyaki turkey. Who are these people? Performing weapons 87.
Give me a break All right?
No, everything is fine. My cellphone has chosen to be abandoned
I am when I need it. He said there was no access to the internet
Okay, did you restart?
Yes, Kimmy, I turned it back on.
Hey, easy. Um, do you Do you check the settings?
Because sometimes the settings are I don't know-I don't know
not active And you reset? From the settings
Okay okay, I'm just-
That should only work.
Okay, I checked.
Okay, okay, that's an emergency. All recipes for
Thanksgiving is given a bookmark there.
This is back again.
No, I know it came on. It's just that I can't go online.
Okay don't worry I will return you online.
Okay please. If you don't be the worst
Thanksgiving since great gravure salmonella fears 1996 We take it. I will get you back online
Good. Good.
I will be like this. I went there.
Stir in the broth, that's for vegan turkey filling Okay I understand. Go.
- Good. Thank you Kimmy - Yes. Go, go.
Hello? You did what No, sorry I, I can't hear you Wait a minute,
I will go out. You broke up
Looks like you just-no, no-Hi.
Hey. Hi.
Nice to see you dear Hey Judy, sorry we're late.
This is after three o'clock.
I know, I'm working.
Yes, not blogging.
Yes. Hey Jennifer. Hey.
See how cute, he's very big...
I know, he.
I have a crisis.
Oh, oh, what happened?
- Okay, I can't go online on my phone. - What?
Hey. And I...
bookmark all recipes and if we don't return,
appetizers are all we experience.
Unfortunately it won't happen happens. I know that I'm late,
but I'm here now to help well
David, set cheese plate
Oh, I'm not angry cheese plate
Park him?
I, you, you know what I mean. God, I means I am only a very sensitive Jew.
Oh, you stopped it, that doesn't mean he's a Jew.
He is stupid.
See you at dinner.
Come on, honey. Oh okay. Hello.
Come on, baby, I might need you have to take the front.
What do we see at first?
Knowing stuff from Lizzie Emerald
website Ooh, do you like Lizzie Emerald?
Well he should be a total bitch
How do you know something like that?
Who is bitch dot com.
There is a website called who is bitch dot com?
How do you not know that?
I don't know-because I'm not-
OK I-
Shi-my broth Ooh, oh
Oh no. Do you need that?
Yes I need it, it's for the contents. Oh shit. Dirt!
Honey, I told you, you-
Oh!
Oh, look at me, I should have done so rudely, I just.
Potluck? No. Yes.
I want homemade, beautiful Vintage Thanksgiving. You
know what I mean, like Making goods by hand No one,
Nobody makes everything else Everything attaches and sends.
And download. Oh
Wow, what should be to happen?
Wow. 550 seems very high. No, no, no, no, no. Please.
Well there is no temperature consensus online and-
Oh
And I was surveyed like a dozen recipes Dirt.
Ah. Oh...
Oh no. Oh dear.
Oh no, no, no, no. There is there's no point crying because the turkey is burning
Hey. It's like turkey jerky.
There is no turkey jerked. I want a watery turkey.
Alright
I want a better damn house and turkey magazine garden.
I want the turkey to make Martha Stewart is wet. You know, I'm
Should not rely on this bad things. You never
there when I need you Why you never existed when I needed you
Please enter.
Hello, my beautiful niece.
Hi. When did you arrive here?
Are you hiding?
This is a noise free zone.
Thanksgiving Storm,
This is like damn seven category out there.
Yes.
You have the right idea. What are you now, like 40?
Sixteen. But my ID says 18.
You little criminals I bet boys go crazy over you
Do you have a boyfriend?
There is a guy I see, But no one will agree, so.
Mmm- It's okay.
I know his feelings. Remember when I dated Scientology?
Oh, isn't that bad he is just old
OK yes but how long? As I need
kicking his ass or-?
Not Uncle Jesse, I Can kick his own ass.
OK, but if you need me Kung-fu cuts one of your dates
You are only my text.
Good. Good.
Hey, how about you? You see someone special
I can't really It seems to meet anyone.
Come on.
There are many gay guys out there. No, I'm
seriously, this is like the best Time in history becomes gay.
Uh-eh.
You have to get under the feeder.
Wait, how do you know about basic feeders?
I, I love BF.
Why do you have an gay dating application
Duh, because it makes me judge hot people This, let's see.
I can't believe you know about this application
Everyone does it like legendary
Oh let me see you account. I will help you
No no, 100 percent don't.
Please.
No, what's wrong with your ? No, maybe later, but only-
Yes. So wait -
I don't understand. Like what , even what you use
for photo profiles?
Oh I use torso Antonio Sabato Junior
Of course. Do you want to see?
Yes, seriously he is hot. Oh my, what?
I like zero bars.
Hmm.
I usually have at least two.
You solve it
No, no.
You break your phone.
Oh Come on.
Hey, come here I thought we didn't approve the phone
on holidays
Yes I know. But, uh, I don't know these people well.
They are your friends So what do I do?
What are you talking about? You have Kimmy, she's yours
sports buddy You Kimmy love
Yes, yes, I, I love Kimmy, She is great and she is very much
fun to talk about sports. And which lasts five to ten minutes.
Then what am I? which must be done?
Rick, we made a deal.
Good.
Good? Good. Good.
I'm sorry, the phone is in my pocket
Good. Now. So what's up?
Please make me a mojito
Is that it? That, that why do you call me here,
so I can be your servant and make you drink?
You know me Love the way you make it.
Oh Boy,
Oh Yes alright.
I think I'll make mojito.
You know what, don't bother yourself
You know what, why not? makes me mojito Yes. I mean
I am at my friend's house, I am here for you. I am good
boys Why do I have to put it down? on screen? I mean
This is a holiday, should I be able to be myself huh?
Yes, and why being yourself always means being alone?
Okay that conversation.
No, stop it.
Are you only, Georgia, I will do it make your drink
Now you have to stop nagging me.
I just think that my husband wants to spend five minutes
with me on Thanksgiving You know what I mean?
Silencing a little mint, engaging with some people. Forget it.
Georgia. Come here.
You really took the one giving out of Thanksgiving
As long as you know.
Nice to hear it.
You're fine playing your game, baby
Yes, father.
Good.
Fox plays a break-up song and he takes the bar stool...
cigarette smoke and name tag
Well, are they boiled?
Did you just see me Take them from the stove?
I don't know if they are finished
They boil hot.
Good. Yes, but I don't peel them
Oh
Because I'm not sure if you should be peeled first.
Oh no, no, no, no.
Exfoliation sounds like a lot of work. or peel them -
And besides, no, but... And now they're hot so I'm not
skin has like amino acids and Fiber knows if it can
Makes you good and regular Thanksgiving is not about amino
acids and fiber and remain regular
It must be about staying organized. Not this one.
It's about cream, white perfection
Excuse me, soft white perfection?
What if I want chunky black?
It's good It's good if you do
Thanksgiving You can do black chunky
No, look I won't do it Thanksgiving for this
very reason I mean see-
Damn.
I really forgot What? A cookbook
I have one Oh.
Current books with pages and This is true-oh, damn it.
What? Classic French cuisine
Oh dear, the word Thanksgiving's
even in French Vocabulary
- No, no, no, no, no, no, it's okay. - Nah-
We will change it. we will have a thanksgiving
with, with European talent.
OK but there are no mashed potatoes -
What is the word for French? cooking their gratine or-
or gratan them potatoes Then, we will be happy
them. Whatever. I mean okay. They go
Come on! viva la France
No, you are right, You are right.
How do you say potatoes in French?
Potatoes? Pomme, pomme.
I think it's pomme frites. Yes, we will
have Thanksgiving Paris.
He is so hurt.
Yes, it only belongs to Bert how to deal with life
as rarely used Los Angeles Actors
Oh good.
If you ask me that very sad way to live.
He always wears a rope, paranoid he will lose something
MM, there is something worse how to make a living.
Yes, try public schools teach during Republicans
who is responsible
Hey.
Except for great communicators
Right. I am a substitute school teacher Thirty years.
I go home for days, my work is complete
iPhone persistence age must be, uh, very different
from your generation, hmm?
Oh my generation Are you implying my generation
so far from you?
I don't mean that in a negative way
You never said it generation to woman
I just tried to get your goat
Mother is still fast like intelligence. Better mind gap.
About most things. Not everything
Uh I think thoughts flowers with age You know, uh,
insights from a lifetime experience must be priceless?
Yes. Although some 70 years are the same as
clueless as 20 years.
So uh, so what? your online love life.
Excuse me? KATE: Oh.
If this beats me I switch to quadruple
Martini. How about you love life, mother
I, uh, I really haven't registered
Why not?
Because I don't like Internet.
I don't believe it. Better for young people I think.
How? Are you really I recorded this?
Record? Why?
OK, uh, this is for a small project You can approve it
Before I post, I promise.
Oh, it's better to get that in writing mom.
Does Judy know about this?
Uh, he's really on board.
Good.
Good?
I see? What is the Internet? from your point of view
Well, I try to follow with everything. I, I want to be
smart about the Internet, around all these new technologies come
around. But it's very much and , it's, too fast
It comes flying you, it makes my head spin
I am, I'm afraid I click one away from someone
have all my information I watch 20/20.
You have seen that?
Mm-hmm. "20/20".
And they say so if anyone ever gets you
information, you, your life have never been the same. They damage
your credit And even credit people, they can't fix it
So-I'm not for that.
Besides that it is very isolating. You Know, to sit there all hours
alone. Trying to find everything out I like people. MY,
I like to talk. I, I like going to the shop. This might be
makes no sense to you, becomes younger - how old are you?
Thirty.
Oh God. God.
I might be at Bangles concert when you were born
You grow up with computers, don't you?
I have already.
Good how do you like it? if you spend your whole life
and suddenly a computer comes and that is responsible of everything.
But do you feel something? has it become better overall?
One hundred percent worse.
"He listens to every being heard, popping up with a start,
wondering not coming. And when the sun goes down,
always sadder, He misses tomorrow.
I love you long ago.
This should be sports.
No, I, I understand I don't should take-
Good. Hello? Hello? Fuck.
Hey bro.
Hey.
Do you know where John is? I have to drain the lizard.
Yes I think, uh, I think the main bathroom
at the other end of the house. It's all like here
connected to the bedroom I see.
Yes, thank you. No I've seen you before
No-I don't think so.
Maybe it's not the person or you, your whole person
Sorry what is that?
Maybe we meet in cyberspace?
I don't think so, I-did you enter
one of my fantasies soccer league?
No, I'm pretty sure
it is a different district from cyber hood.
Well I'm pretty sure that I don't know what you are
talk about that, man.
Dude. Most smart married Men turn off their Feeder Down
before going to Thanksgiving dinner
Eight feet away is very stupid.
Like I said so not sure I know what
you talk about. Say - I tell you,
I don't care Don't care. No will say anything
Bad luck, friend I turn around the damn application is back
on. I turn it off, it comes at again. Bad headaches.
I always want to be someone's mistress
He said maybe it's time for small espionage iPhone
Yes, I already did that.
Ah.
Hey. I believe you order one cold ice mojito
That's so sweet. Thank you.
Oh, how are you doing here?
Meltdown at work. And cellphones are dead.
Appointment has begun.
No, don't worry, I'm sure they will make the phone work again.
Mm, for my sake My marriage kind of hopes they don't.
What does that mean?
Rick is a low quality cellphone. He is on the phone all day and all night.
You know, I myself am weird addict. Yes, this is my wife. He,
uh, he's like a human Pinterest board.
What does that mean?
Uh, Petra, he only reviewed everything under the sun and
above the sun I mean he, he will review the gas station if he is
unlike a gas station or, or write a four-page blog entry in
what kind of favorite? Lip gloss lips.
You know, and he was fired up when people liked the review
or comment on the analysis or, or re-tweet the tweet.
This is what he experienced pesky orgasm.
Oh
You know, he posts or vining or tumbler-ing or
insta-ing or whatever I don't know
Maybe it's better that start a support group
First step.
The first step, Rick must throw the phone in the middle of the ocean if it will make you happy
Work. You will work. You will listen to me, I am yours
Sir, you will work, work. Being a good phone Be good.
Okay, keep quiet, be good, he is. That's all, be good.
Hey. Hey.
I think I know you.
Aren't you right? Guy from, um?
Yes. Yes, I am man, yes
Oh this doesn't work I have to send selfie
to my agent right now. I have to look aggressive.
Are you my mother's friend?
I've been on another program because you are a small child,
as long as you know.
I don't mean anything with that ME-
I did not disappear. I did not disappear.
Are you okay?
This cellphone doesn't work.
Do you want to borrow my phone?
please work, will you please work for me
Please god please
It's hard to find time to listen. Petra and I have
together for 12 years and me, I feel compelled to squeeze it
alone with a crowbar. That note only piles up.
listen to notes Many James Taylor, Joni Mitchell.
MM, tune to music, watch recordings
circling for hours.
I want to do it again.
Petra listens to one song and she wants to review
overall online album
This is some kind of magic ruins.
It's like when I took Rick to a gallery.
see that It's like he wants to preserve that memory
has never even happened before.
Yes, what about people who record all concerts
Oh! On their phone.
Do they even listen?
Agree! So it's not what a concert is about
Agree.
After all, now they use their mobile phones as lighters.
Yes, right, this is very lame
I will see if Judy needs to be saved.
Eh, do you want to survive? here for a moment?
Yes, of course. I'm not useful in the kitchen too
I'll uh, let your partner know you're here
Ah no need, I'm sure Busy cuisine Petra
And the text is busy Rick.
Ah! Hi!
My girl Right.
I am very happy to see you.
Oh, I'm very happy to see you. Come on, sit down.
Good. Wait, does anyone know work whack outside? He acted
like him in delicate hallucinogens.
That's my friend Bert, I invited him He might also have
swallowing the spray again.
He also uses drugs?
On Thanksgiving
No, it's just the drama The teacher tries to make it
keep character for days on a time. Last month it was Smurf.
This is a gloomy business, I will check he is fine.
Nice to meet you again.
Nice to meet you.
What are you talking about with Mama's newest pet?
He is doing research for his new grog.
Oh that Grammy no grog, that's a blog
Very good. Because When I hear the word grog
I am thirsty I think there are really many to say about you
generation And all of this technology.
You sound like that grandmother now.
My generation, and grog?
Okay smarty pants. Do you think about all this? Hah?
Do you want to know the secret?
Of course.
Those old people The internet is too serious.
This is the mother who entered the post fighting on Facebook I mean
generation, we know how to turn off our telephone We know
better than others the difference between real
communication and virtual communication Like I don't have a problem no responds to the text because
I know that is not the end of the world. And I expect people
the text I feel the same way.
Hmm.
I just don't think that the fault of our generation if
Stupid people take their phones too seriously They have off
buttons like we do. There is a man and he will not stop texting
me. And he just did it yourself. I mean he's addicted to
to validate my text he returns But that doesn't mean
do with me I know that. It's not me think he is, the truth is
gives me all the strength
Yes.
I think my generation knows What to do when everything becomes
too much. We ignore it. You could just just recognize it
what is that, you know, this is a tool. It's just a tool. His
like a scale or blender.
My day text my scale I was the day I shot myself.
[KITCHEN NOISES
Here we are at the nerve center
Oh from home, the kitchen.
Where we find our hostess
Shane exits, exits, exits.
Oh what's up, what's up with this?
What is wrong with that That-
this isn't mine the kitchen looks like
This is not my appearance.
Mess is part of the process creativity. I once toured
studio Damien Hirst. Effluvium is very,
very similar. Are we here? Ah, it doesn't peak.
Oh It's turkey
Oh okay, the one that lights up - it's a little black What is Cajun Turkey?
Uh, that — that's meant to be Amish.
Let's put some suspenders on it at that time.
Maybe a small hat.
And what do we have here?
Very?
This Potato
Oh well. Um, so this will happen mashed potatoes. And, um, me
boil them and me, I'm not sure
about finished skin I am improvising.
Oh good little that little and, and
Black meat, you must be very a decent shepherd cake
Oh my God, you're right about that. There is a little irony
Because I serve British national dishes in
American Thanksgiving, to Brit
Who is this, what is that?
Oh, oh sorry I thought I told you. This is Shane.
And he's a conceptual artist.
And he blogged Our Thanksgiving
Blog? I will not say it is a conceptual artist.
It's more, uh, reality television meets, uh, Dada.
- Chest? Mama, daddy, what - - I know you
speak English. Maybe the initial part
Does he speak English?
Oh come on, he's talking With an accent, it's still English.
What, uh, what, what are you doing here?
Ah. Replacement of contents.
You are not the item in the turkey Eh, there are some people who do it. Most don't.
Uh, god, you-thi-this holiday is full of mistakes. I'm still
it is not clear why you survived using the Indian term
Oh, that's funny That is because Columbus, rightly so
head to India and him Uh, whoa, excuse me.
Excuse me. I did not give you permission to film me
Oh, I'm sorry, I'm uh-
MY-
I'm sure you did it and maybe he did it,
but actually it shouldn't.
Oh, uh, it's okay, I will, I will sw... turn it off now.
And, uh, help me, I'm sorry
Oh no, no, no. I am active I, I'm sorry Petra, I told her
it's okay
For this blogger this blogger film?
Oh my God, no even really think
about it like that I don't-I-I'm...
This is not the same thing. I will go find me
friend Bert So, uh.
Good luck, Judy, very nice to meet you, uh-
Petra.
Right.
OK yes
Alright, okay
Shane. who is that naked pose?
I think he is rather adorable.
He is not adorable.
He is the remnant of my past art life
Well if it's your art live, I'm happy about it in your past.
No, we have to stop, we have to stop. We can't do this.
Why? That is pretty good.
We only, we, I want, and will. I am just-
It's Thanksgiving, my wife is right in the hallway.
Alright, maybe we can order from each other on the Lower Feeder?
That's a good idea. Pain send a unicorn right now
If I can get Damn it works.
This cellphone, uh, no- This won't load.
All the talk about this Unicorn and the burden makes me hungry Uh-this thing doesn't work
Good.
I don't want to, mother.
Empty stomach
It's better like this.
I don't like seeing you drunk like this baby
You know, it's never Like this when Adam was around
Twelve years, it is really useless.
How is he? Do you know
Well it looks like he's really happy on Facebook
Oh my goodness he just seems very happy with
his wife and daughter
I'm sorry.
But thank you for asking.
I, uh-I know how it's hard that is sure for you
This is not exactly like me that is definitely for you
A great role model for marital happiness
I don't want it Enter it, Kate.
I know you're not
You just left me clean all your mess
That's enough. Thank you. I will go out and
and see Zoe. See if he learns something
Wherever he learns it.
Boys do not pass girls who have escaped
Oh my God. Mm.
What? What's up now
Mm, this is mm mm. that means you really can feel this
right out of the box
Good you follow the instructions?
Do you mean adding water to the contents of the box and stirring?
Yes, I did that.
Okay you know what , it doesn't help to tell the truth I thought it was from the food box
should only work
Why do you have to do research and read reviews before you buy.
Well, who is good have time to do that?
With the internet it doesn't take long. You know, most people
Don't remember this, but it's not that for a long time there are very few
We can do it when something doesn't work And now, you know,
if something is not works or there is a
My manufacturer's problem now has a place where I can go to
and observations and, and thoughts and, you know, I've - -
god, I just want to let it Everything. You know? I feel like
all my life experiences cause something And people
have learned that I know something, and they care about it
I know something I mean you know, every time someone likes
one of my reviews, I feel like I have made an impact on
world. That I am important. That I have helped someone. Not me
know. I know that sounds ridiculous. But some people do the community
service, some people do art, and some people post.
Someone like Cartier-Bresson, the reason for that photo
Great thing is because you can feel he is involved in
life he is photographing. He, he said something once like
photography is nothing, it's a life that I'm interested in And I just feel like that the opposite of that now
I mean people just snap and post without looking
what they aim at half time.
Hello guys, uh, so, uh, a little drifts a little.
So if you can get any recordings, eh, near the window, that's definitely
be great Just make sure your remains invisible. And, uh,
yes everything works well and I will talk to you later. Good.
Just put my photo up there So I can hear it from other people
that I am interesting. That they Can tell me what they feel.
My wife, he, sh-he didn't say it, he didn't-
He may not be turned on by me, I don't know, maybe it is.
I don't, I don't feel it. I, uh-is that what makes
feel? I don't know, I-I- don't connect with guys there
I don't, I have, but MY-
Not me. That is not me. I mean I, I'm - - I'm straight.
Okay, I will, I want to give you my number But you
will have to be wise. Please.
You know the problem with applications like Bottom Feeder is they
it's just that, they just block natural progress from
inevitable You sinners need more time
Rap, Saturday - Saturday,
Ah. Eight points for the word.
Ah! JESSE: Because I'm smart
and you don't.
Because I am extraordinary in Boggle.
Okay, yeah, You bomb in Boggle.
Yes, right. Thank you.
Wow, I forgot the sound of joy.
Uncle Jesse just showed off.
Yes, we think with the cell Our phones will go retro
with board games
Ooh, how subversive. Before you realize it
we will talk to each other.
What is the situation kitchen chaos?
Well, you know, that Petra was there to help her quote.
Well, Petra is a ball prostitute. He will make sure that
bad turkey fly
Well, like that play another round with us?
Oh wow, yeah. God, I love boards matches. Then I do this Monopoly
speed dating thing. Oh, don't ever do it
Fun-. We only count scores from the last round
Yes I know.
Wow, aw, I forgot. All these small pieces,
and sand timer.
Well mom has this game forever. I think we are kind
grow from it We used to play all the time
with your father
Yes. He likes board games.
Games in general.
Kate is enough.
Hmm, uh, what are the games you play when
You are a little?
Oh well, um, my sister I used to like my clothes.
Very?
Yes, we put pink bow in his hair
Pink bow
Because he is always gay.
Always. And then Mom will do it play a little, it's like a little
folk songs and we will dance. Because he has this, um,
what is that, it's like a small guitar?
- Ukulele - ukulele
Right. Dan, and he knows Maybe three chords. But he can play
one thousand songs with these three chords Like, uh -
Camp city race. Doo-da, doo-da.
Doo-da.
And, um, Clementine, my dear Clementine.
Oh
Is it like a hippy song?
No, they are old, fun-LILLY: Oww!
- bonfire song
Wait, is that a bonfire? I'm joking, I'm sorry
Kate.
Oh yeah, faltering, faltering, faltering...
You can do it. You can do it, come on. Oh, come on on you little fuckhead. Work. Work, please work.
Bert,
Just making love, what? Who, who are you How are you
know my real name
You have your other episode Momentary
psychosis continues traumatic phone withdrawal
What?
This is your superego speak. Part of your own mind
it is critical of yourself.
Oh I always know I have an ego. I suspect it's super.
You must start an important change.
Changing, changing, changing, changing.
One that starts with a search.
Okay wait, what are you looking for?
For calmness. For Shut up. And the most important for meaning.
What does that mean?
Good is good see you here
Hey, Grandma.
I don't bother you right?
No, no, not at all. Please sit.
Good.
How's your aunt Kate?
He is drunk again.
It must be difficult for you to watch
Mm. I think I have to use for that after years. But
Although the last time I really thought it was the last time.
Hey guys, I'm trying to find my friend Bert.
You haven't seen it yet?
He might take it see the burned turkey
and he goes straight to Denny's
A vibrating Turkish sounds like an indie band
Talking about missing people I will go find my wife.
Yes, you do that, Rick.
See you later, Dylan.
How is your interview? with, uh, Jesse gone?
Yes, no, he, he, uh, he's an interesting person.
He is like he wants to live in the world of email. You know,
Like, uh, Tron but more shallow.
Want another interview per opportunity
Yes, I need to find my friend Bert.
There was a rumor that he, uh, he acted like himself
We can do it quickly. And, uh, I might as well
fat and filled after dinner my photo was taken, so
Good. Of course, yes, if, if you don't mind, uh,
do fast.
Famous for fast.
This is an American thing.
Good. Like, uh, fast food?
I hope something or someone will come and he can
find some happiness
Mm-hmm. Sometimes I'm worried it's all my fault
No, no, Grandma. Of course not. It's like I'm worried about
Mother divorce There is only There is so much you can do.
You have taken Her attention is good to her.
I have to study to set limits.
Believe it is better like that. But at that time your child,
this is very difficult. Look at all mines. They are all unhappy.
Unhappiness is fair part of the human condition.
This is what I read in French classes So many lives
is about waiting for something to happen. And the sadness
if that doesn't happen
Petra and I try to have it a rule where we turn off
telephone one day a week Technology free day. The irony is that
It should help us connect.
I keep catching it a little cheat like he calls them.
But, um, they don't little cheat me
When I start me, I want people to talk about it their past and, and how they are grateful for what they call
blessing. But everyone like wants to talk about this
technology. So what happens thoughts when, when turkey and
technology and, and family join?
Um, okay wow, that's intense. Um, I am a hook lock child.
for four or five hours. And so I just rely on myself.
Find ways to keep yourself entertained To not, uh, feel
loneliness. I think the phone reminds me of that
Do you call telephone or father?
Well I guess that, it's a little _ both. I have this,
I have this weird idea of the future sometimes.
Um, like one day when we were born we will be handed over the phone and that
our teacher, our friend and friend.
Absolutely.
Do you think it's bad? development? Have people
was raised by telephone nanny, as you suggested?
Not me. There are some poor parenting piss out there.
But call, call can witness yourself, make sure you
don't get lost That can make Of course you are fed on time.
This can teach you new things.
But it's not so far , human element? I mean
research has shown that, that a bottle is not the same as
nipples, for example.
If the phone can teach you how to play chords, what do they need? for music teachers? If, if a phone can inspire me
for training, do you need a coach?
Yes there must be, there are missing? I mean all this work, they are not only mechanically.
Or, maybe so
Don't worry about David and Jennifer, they, they will do it
okay Actually it should be maybe seeing them
Oh, hey Kimmy.
Hi.
So, uh, have you seen David? Why, why suddenly
looks like that What? Where is he?
He was chatting with Georgia.
With Georgia and Rick?
Only Georgia. Don't shoot the messenger
Why do I feel it? that I must suddenly look for
my husband? So what exactly are are they talking about
Live live online Apparently Rick doesn't pay enough attention to Georgia
Oh that's classic. And I Of course David complained
I am in the same way You know, I know how and what that person is
think all the time
Well you pay a lot Attention to your online life.
No I'm not
Petra.
What? No, uh, excuse me. I only believe that I am online
more influential person and more creative and more, you
know, maybe more than my actual persona.
But it's not real.
Good I beg different. I think there are very few
the difference between real life and online life This is all life.
We live it now.
Yes, actually not talk about actually more
typing rather than life.
Different between Wow. Whatever, see, um, I think this is
the situation here is outside safety. So I will gather
ride my small team and head for reservations
Okay, Gutty isn't a word.
This, I say. This means having a large intestine.
Not possible.
I don't buy it.
No. Listen
Listen, I call people, I am mostly, gutty, all the time.
You're crazy
I am not I am not, I said, I am not.
OK. Dirt. I m Still not getting the bar.
This becomes very strange, how will we find out?
Ever heard of something called dictionary?
I mean yes, I already, I have that application.
Now the application is based on real things And I'm sure there are
I've never seen it before. Mother just turned everything on.
Are you seriously saying I that there is no dictionary
No, I mean not continuing my case about that I'm only 16
have a dictionary in this house?
That's really sad.
Why is it sad?
I, I don't know, I'm just feeling like every home should be
to have a dictionary, even if no one uses it
Why?
Because it's part of home infrastructure.
You have a roof, you have the front door, you have a cable, and
You have a dictionary.
Maybe I have to start a blog. Judy failed live dot com.
And this will happen inaugural entry
Your life isn't a failure, okay. You really are
a good child You have comfort home. Your career is about
break through again I mean You have a brilliant mind and a
a heart that is really warm You have it all as far as I know.
Well how do I come I'm not happy
Well I would sound like an old Chinese saying, but
The best we can do is to be content. You know, happiness
only comes briefly, brilliant flashes
It's been a long time because I have one of them.
They seem to be happening less and less for everyone I know
Will you help me?
I mean, I have everyone to feed and I don't know, we can
look for takeout or whatever
I mean how, how? we even know what's open?
I can't call or, or search.
How good are we looking first?
I don't remember
I remember. We used to go to Korea Town and us
will go and we will find restaurant that we never had
ever to before And we will do it just walk in, the sign won't
even in English And we will do it Ask for the most popular things.
On the menu and become it sort of tradition, you know
It's like a family ritual bond
And you don't do it again?
Never ever. Not since divorce.
I mean we are trying to do several times,
girls and me, and Zoe will do it find a bad online review...
But then, we know, we won't go If it's
one thing the internet is good Because, this assures you
don't do something
I used to go to all of that Korean place when I grew up.
It feels like a very long time because I've been there.
In Korea, we have Thanksgiving called Chuseok.
You visit the tomb your ancestors, offer
they are food and drink
Doesn't it seem, I don't know...
Nothing is right seems to do it again.
Very quiet?
Mm-hmm.
It's like all the old-fashioned traditions are being lost
How long do you think we're here?
I don't know
My cellphone is black.
Does your battery die?
It won't start.
Here, use my phone.
I'm also dark.
Maybe it's a sign.
Signs
Mm-hmm. Do you want to take a walk?
Yes. Yes, I did.
David? Hah, well. Hello? David?
It feels very strange not to have certain goals.
We may not have goals, but we have a mission
Yes.
We will not go hungry on Thanksgiving
We start.
There is this strange nostalgia for the inconvenience.
I mean listen, there are papers newspapers and newspapers
much better? or like having to get up at six
a.m. to wait in line to buy a concert ticket? Oh, yeah
big. Come on. Life is much better now.
You guys are really difficult.
Look, I'm not saying that I'm not like that comfort. I am just-
No, it's true, something is missing
Yes.
No, but a lot is obtained.
No, but I'm not sure it's very valuable
I mean I also feel it. Like something has disappeared.
Uh-silly you I-what's missing What is that?
I don't know, It's hard to explain.
I mean I'm just curious. I m don't try to be difficult
Okay, maybe it's like- It's like fun
something directly related for this inconvenience.
There is a little victory It comes from trying
to find something and feel needed Like
dictionary requires us Maps, newspapers, need us
The shop needs us. You know, I means you can only find
words when you participate with a dictionary
That is your knowledge of alphabet and time
and care that you take to see through it. Dan,
You know, dealing with all of these pages that are very thin and you
go too far this way Then this way. And then where
- - and then that's it. There this. You know. I mean I need
something. That means something. That means something to find a
words and see that And now it just click Just click
and that's all the same click with the same amount
not effort Click to make a reservation, click to pay
bills, click to buy something. I means we really feel comfortable
we are needed.
And the worst is, we don't take the most sacred thing in the world, and it finds love, finds a relationship
and we have reduced it into one click game.
This device, this trap us inside I never go
come out again I miss going out. I miss the crap that will
happens when I will come out.
I don't understand, why? don't you just go?
God, look.
What?
Here.
Gout.
No, go out. This is a sign.
Hello, I just said that. Exit.
I know and that's it. Exit. We have to go out.
This, this is my new spell. Exit.
We have to go out.
Come on out We will come out.
Yes, let's go out. Come on, are you coming?
No, you guys are weird.
- We will come out - I am very excited.
We will go out.
We don't know what we are We will do, we will only see.
Yes.
We will come out. We will only go out.
Okay you go out of your mind maybe
See what happens, live. Life occurs.
What will we do?
We will buy, - buy CD
We will buy CDs 20 cents for twenty two two two dollars
We will wait for to suit something We can get a dictionary.
We can get a dictionary-just go
I'm not
You spend too much time taking selfies and
see yourself
Is that a good or bad thing?
A good view is meaningless. The important thing is inside you.
When you say inside, In myself, like,
like inside myself? What? What's up
Much more than you selfie will suggest. Not
Want to know how much more?
Good. How do I do that?
Your true self will be found with calm reflection.
Go now, my dear Bertram, in calm reflection.
This is very beautiful.
Yes, it's still light. Where are we going? Oh look.
What, really Yes.
Shut up.
You are not. Look.
I am very. Out with blackberry. Come on.
We are really out.
Don't you embarrass my blackberry?
Now what?
I don't know, I'm naked and scared. I am fat Shaky
You are not gutty
Mobile...
Like cheating. So it's not true. Poor Lilly.
Myself is not myself.
ASSISTANT 1 No, here it is Good, they can't see me.
Myself is not myself.
David? David? Damn, where is he?
Oh, have you seen your wife?
I'm not right sure where he is
Well I heard he was teasing David.
That's good, thank you information. Why not
Think about your own business?
What are you doing? here too, are you, are you
get acceptance? Is reception back? Well, I'm fine
don't get anything here Only-
I'm sorry my phone
I know I'm just - - this is a real emergency
If I can only this one thing I means you don't ask me.
I understand but I am only you just take it I have someone's property
takes one second. phone OK - give me me -
Excuse me? Don't touch me Give me my bad phone.
Are you kidding me? You are very angry.
Oh good fuck you. You are just fucking destroying my cellphone
You shouldn't take that.
Yes my bastard
I shouldn't catch you You reach for my bad phone
How about that? Now you the phone is in the water
What's wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?
It's nothing my life's work
That's sad. You telephone is your life's work?
Your husband shouldn't be, yours daughter, your family
be your life's work
E-sorry I Don't talk about my family, especially not
my daughter. Where, where is Jennifer?
- Come on, go look for it. - Jennifer?
Jennifer? Babies? takes place. Go
Mom this year. Getting out of here
Honey.
Jennifer? Ah. Oh, Oh shit.
Jennifer?
Oh, what happened here?
Thanksgiving has the best of it
Where is he?
I think he might want to be alone.
Oh, I'm not sure if this is funny or tragic I'm sure
I can find out if so Not for hunger.
Oh my God, how are you?
Lilly!
Oh, forgive me, grandma.
What will we do? This is a disaster.
Mm, now I have to enter. I know something like this
It could happen, so I make it a spare thanksgiving dinner
And in the fridge I am now at home Serious Grandma?
Yes.
Good.
Welcome to your navigation system. My name is ethyl
Okay ethyl
How can I help you?
Hit it girl.
Yes, I know. I know that everything I use for my phone
the real thing I, I know that, I know the phone can't love you.
Because it's easier than to do everything with real people.
Yes. I suppose you're right
I have to go.
I have to be with my own family on Thanksgiving
Well, you will succeed? It's like the old one
I hope so.
Prepare a detour within 500 feet.
See what you do
Rotate now
What I do
Rotate now
I've been On that road, Ethyl.
Action not recognized. Continue the previous route.
Oh well.
Continue three miles.
Here it is CAR GPS Then turn right.
Continue straight then make a U-Turn.
Ah.
Continue three miles. Then turn right.
Oh my God, now I need gas. Then you will arrive
at your destination
See what you are doing Approaching Jalan Glen Dusky
What? I m go alone
I'm sorry but no satellite can be found.
Turn off.
Welcome to your navigation system, how can I help you?
Okay woman, you want to get out and we will do
last shot So it's a full of turmoil, uh, Thanksgiving,
With some sudden dialogue that provokes
Um, now I don't like my art have lessons I like it, I like it
they are only to be dollops human weakness and victory.
So I want to end with a question . And, uh, that's
when you take it the device, I want you to ask
yourself what am I looking for? And
is this the way to find it? Um, okay, that's fine
I just want to thank all new Twitter followers
You know, you are faceless fans who make
it's valuable And, uh, we will See you next time.
How are you doing?
Practical perfect in everything
I can't believe it It actually works.
Where did you get it?
Amazon, 35 dollars. They are quite popular, actually.
At some point I can imagine it everyone has a telephone jammer
in their home
I doubt that.
Yes, I don't see it happening too.
Well, mark my words, The future isn't searched for but
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