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I, um... 9 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:17,544 tweeted something, and, uh, it made some people 10 00:01:17,611 --> 00:01:21,281 feel the need to express, um, want to kill me. 11 00:01:21,348 --> 00:01:23,517 And... 12 00:01:24,451 --> 00:01:26,787 I'm sorry I called for a military coup. 13 00:01:28,388 --> 00:01:30,123 I know it's a long shot. 14 00:01:32,526 --> 00:01:36,863 < You know, when you are a comedian now, you really have to think about everything through 15 00:01:37,130 --> 00:01:39,533 before posting it, you know, on Twitter. 16 00:01:39,599 --> 00:01:41,702 In our opinion, who are we, president? 17 00:01:47,808 --> 00:01:50,177 Oh. No need. 18 00:01:50,577 --> 00:01:51,812 But it's appreciated. 19 00:01:53,547 --> 00:01:55,616 I & apos; m, uh... I & apos; m not a fancy person. 20 00:01:55,682 --> 00:01:57,184 I am not & apos; t, um... 21 00:01:57,651 --> 00:01:59,319 You know, I'm wearing onesie. 22 00:02:02,556 --> 00:02:06,526 I'm not... I have friends. love is jewelry, and I love them. 23 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:11,164 But I... I don't know really. Value of jewelry at all. 24 00:02:11,231 --> 00:02:15,135 That said... I love a good hotel room. 25 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:17,738 I need a soaking tub. 26 00:02:17,804 --> 00:02:19,306 So, I have my stuff. 27 00:02:19,773 --> 00:02:21,341 And I just got on the road, 28 00:02:21,408 --> 00:02:24,845 29 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:30,717 and I have to stay in some very good hotels. 30 00:02:30,784 --> 00:02:33,286 a Jew who complains. 31 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,158 Which is a stereotype. 32 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:44,698 Based on facts and patterns. 33 00:02:44,765 --> 00:02:48,235 And then, like, concludes from the pattern -the pattern. 34 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,805 Why did you sell your culture, Sarah? 35 00:02:51,872 --> 00:02:53,206 Sorry. 36 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,877 Is that laughing? Yes. Okay. 37 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:02,315 Um... But I did call down. 38 00:03:02,716 --> 00:03:04,918 And I'm like, "Everything is amazing. 39 00:03:05,185 --> 00:03:06,486 Thank you a lot. 40 00:03:06,853 --> 00:03:08,388 Um, but I... 41 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:12,426 note it seems like there, um... 42 00:03:14,661 --> 00:03:16,897 semen on... 43 00:03:17,964 --> 00:03:19,800 I think this is called a blanket. 44 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:21,802 And... Or an entertainer. 45 00:03:22,602 --> 00:03:23,970 And also, um... 46 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:28,708 There are also some, like it, bedside. 47 00:03:30,744 --> 00:03:35,449 48 00:03:38,385 --> 00:03:39,519 And, um, also, I notice there & apos; s all my breasts come up. That's & apos; s... 49 00:03:41,888 --> 00:03:43,490 I only, you know, if there is & apos; s... 50 00:03:44,391 --> 00:03:45,492 I hate complaining. 51 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:48,295 If there is an improvement to do, I will... 52 00:03:49,429 --> 00:03:50,797 in I will accept it . " 53 00:03:51,665 --> 00:03:53,900 Can you hear me when I only talk like this? 54 00:03:54,501 --> 00:03:56,301 This is a sound system good. 55 00:03:56,336 --> 00:03:58,648 You can hear I when I only talk like this? 56 00:04:00,774 --> 00:04:04,678 I, uh, get laser hair removal. 57 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,012 And... 58 00:04:07,647 --> 00:04:08,915 Have you just praise it? 59 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,617 You like, "Finally." 60 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:13,787 I got laser hair removal. 61 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:16,690 I waited a very long time to do it. 62 00:04:16,757 --> 00:04:20,460 Uh... I want science to be at the top. 63 00:04:22,362 --> 00:04:26,800 You know, like, we landed on Mars... I thought it was August 2012. 64 00:04:32,506 --> 00:04:34,641 Are you just impressed that I remember the date? 65 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:37,744 What I'm saying is... 66 00:04:39,346 --> 00:04:41,882 we landed on Mars in 2012. 67 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:43,917 I waited four more years. > 68 00:04:45,585 --> 00:04:51,525 And then I looked up the highest ranked laser hair removal place 69 00:04:51,591 --> 00:04:53,593 in my three apartment blocks. 70 00:04:53,660 --> 00:04:54,661 And I went there. 71 00:04:56,730 --> 00:04:58,298 It's called LaserAway. 72 00:04:59,466 --> 00:05:00,466 And, um... 73 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:02,736 74 00:05:03,570 --> 00:05:05,705 it's not what I... 75 00:05:05,772 --> 00:05:09,342 I thought I was naive, and I just think you go, 76 00:05:09,409 --> 00:05:12,946 and you get... And your hair gets removed. But it's much longer process. 77 00:05:13,013 --> 00:05:17,584 For each section of hair you want to be deleted, 78 00:05:17,951 --> 00:05:19,052 you have to go have eight separate sessions, 79 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:23,690 So, for me, I do, like, from the bottom right of my navel 80 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,425 to the floor. 81 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,395 And then come back. get around my back. 82 00:05:29,029 --> 00:05:32,098 And, um... Isn't that funny. Is that funny? And that's a lie. 83 00:05:32,365 --> 00:05:33,600 I did my arm too. 84 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:35,769 But, um... 85 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:38,738 I can't lie to you. 86 00:05:39,539 --> 00:05:40,539 I got & apos; t. 87 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,410 Uh... Right. So, they make you pay in advance. 88 00:05:43,476 --> 00:05:46,112 What makes sense, Now I think about it. 89 00:05:46,379 --> 00:05:49,516 Because... it hurts a lot. 90 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:54,054 In your second session like, "Oh, I will gladly pay $ 3000 91 00:05:54,120 --> 00:05:56,957 not to never come back here again. That will be a bargain. " 92 00:05:57,023 --> 00:05:58,058 It hurts a lot. 93 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:00,660 And I have... I feel like I have high pain... 94 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:04,731 I think most women have a high pain threshold. 95 00:06:04,798 --> 00:06:08,868 I have been punched in the face three times. And that is another story for another time. 96 00:06:08,935 --> 00:06:09,935 But I... 97 00:06:10,971 --> 00:06:13,940 This is a different type from sick. It's like nerves ending... 98 00:06:14,007 --> 00:06:15,007 Like nerve damage. 99 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,712 Like, they give you a stress ball, and you press them. 100 00:06:18,778 --> 00:06:22,382 And at that time you open your fingers open, 101 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:26,553 they are just, like, powder pyramid, basically. 102 00:06:26,620 --> 00:06:29,422 It hurts so much. 103 00:06:29,489 --> 00:06:33,426 I remember saying to myself like, "You are an adult woman. 104 00:06:33,493 --> 00:06:36,062 Itu adalah uang Anda untuk diboroskan. Anda mendapatkan itu uang. 105 00:06:36,129 --> 00:06:38,131 Throw it out the window. That doesn't matter. " 106 00:06:38,398 --> 00:06:43,870 And, uh, when I walk back to my car. after the second session... 107 00:06:44,437 --> 00:06:48,642 I actually remember exactly, like, words I told myself 108 00:06:48,708 --> 00:06:50,644 when I walked to the car, I was like: 109 00:06:51,711 --> 00:06:53,747 "What you just went through is trauma. 110 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:58,485 It's traumatic. " 111 00:06:58,551 --> 00:07:02,122 And right at that time I have a text message from my girlfriend, 112 00:07:02,188 --> 00:07:04,758 in Guatemala at the time with UNICEF. 113 00:07:05,659 --> 00:07:07,861 And it just said... 114 00:07:08,528 --> 00:07:10,797 said, "I just spent the morning with a woman. who witnessed his son being killed. " 115 00:07:10,864 --> 00:07:13,733 And I like," You think it's bad? " 116 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:18,104 Because I have... 117 00:07:18,171 --> 00:07:20,006 I have time difficult with perspective. 118 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:26,846 Like, I didn't get it. with experience, I think. 119 00:07:26,913 --> 00:07:30,784 I'm walking here in Los Angeles, assessing people. 120 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:37,757 And that is not me being the best myself. I am not proud of that. 121 00:07:38,491 --> 00:07:41,027 And that & apos; s not me being my best self. Iosm not proud of it. 122 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:42,862 But that's just a scenario. 123 00:07:42,929 --> 00:07:45,198 And I remember just thinking, like, "You fucking... 124 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:49,869 shortsighted, shortsighted, narrow minded. 125 00:07:49,936 --> 00:07:51,071 You don't get it. " 126 00:07:51,137 --> 00:07:53,606 With their wallet, like $ 1500. 127 00:07:53,673 --> 00:07:55,608 This is bag. It holds dirt. 128 00:07:55,675 --> 00:07:56,977 Get a backpack. You are ridiculous. 129 00:07:58,011 --> 00:07:59,980 Do you know? I am like, "You don't even get it. 130 00:08:00,046 --> 00:08:03,850 We breathe ego, act like we don't & apos; ta speck of dust 131 00:08:03,917 --> 00:08:07,120 in a speck of dust on a speck of dust glides through space. 132 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,187 We are nothing. " 133 00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,890 And then in the next moment. I will be like: 134 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,226 " I want my face to money. " 135 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:16,229 I really . 136 00:08:19,032 --> 00:08:21,735 I feel like I am worth... I want my face to money, period. 137 00:08:21,801 --> 00:08:22,801 I just... 138 00:08:23,803 --> 00:08:26,606 I want face my period on money. 139 00:08:26,673 --> 00:08:27,607 Like: 140 00:08:27,674 --> 00:08:29,142 No, it's more resilient. It's like: 141 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,022 Aw, I just heard my sister laugh. 142 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,125 He is dead. 143 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:48,194 No, he is here. I am joking. He is here. 144 00:08:55,301 --> 00:08:58,805 I , um... I have a dog for years. 145 00:08:58,872 --> 00:09:01,307 146 00:09:01,574 --> 00:09:03,843 And he is my best friend. 147 00:09:03,910 --> 00:09:06,679 Every time I'm home. I'm talking to him. 148 00:09:07,580 --> 00:09:11,284 And then he dies, and I stop talking to him. 149 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:12,551 Makes sense . 150 00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:16,322 Or isn't it? I don't know. I mean, does that really make sense? 151 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:20,226 He's just as important. From the conversation now... 152 00:09:22,962 --> 00:09:24,864 in the box on my desk. 153 00:09:28,635 --> 00:09:30,203 I stopped... This is what it is. 154 00:09:30,270 --> 00:09:33,940 I stopped talking to myself because there was nothing & apos; ta dog in the room. 155 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,007 That's crazy. 156 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:40,346 So, now I have a new dog, Mary. 157 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:42,649 I, um... I saved her. 158 00:09:42,715 --> 00:09:44,217 p> 159 00:09:44,284 --> 00:09:46,619 Or I like to think he saved me. 160 00:09:46,686 --> 00:09:49,622 I don't know which one is more rude. about putting it. 161 00:09:52,058 --> 00:09:54,794 But I have it. 162 00:09:55,228 --> 00:09:58,364 And, uh, I really love him. 163 00:09:58,631 --> 00:09:59,632 He is everything to me. 164 00:09:59,699 --> 00:10:01,334 He is young, and he is full of life. 165 00:10:01,601 --> 00:10:03,336 And he is obsessed with squirrels. 166 00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,948 And he also made me like it. 167 00:10:05,972 --> 00:10:08,708 And he just, like, like a cuddler, and we played. 168 00:10:08,775 --> 00:10:10,310 And we, like, spoons at night, and... 169 00:10:11,978 --> 00:10:15,348 I will only give pins on that. To return the second and double and say... 170 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:21,054 that the squirrel line, I would call it, in comedy, disposable jokes. 171 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:23,656 172 00:10:23,723 --> 00:10:26,759 I know it will laugh. When I say: 173 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:31,131 "He is obsessed with squirrels, and he also makes me like it." 174 00:10:31,197 --> 00:10:33,333 But you just keep going to the main joke. 175 00:10:33,399 --> 00:10:37,937 Now I have ruined it because I returned twice and, like, I, like, talked about it. 176 00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:39,004 Now it's broken. 177 00:10:39,038 --> 00:10:41,107 This isn't a joke once again. But that. 178 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,843 This is possible for two people in the audience, 179 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:47,013 but I will say the jokes that are thrown away are cool... 180 00:10:48,047 --> 00:10:50,049 it's cool, like... 181 00:10:50,717 --> 00:10:53,920 I play basketball. If you are, like, during the pick-up game, 182 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:56,022 you make, like, shots three sweet points, 183 00:10:56,756 --> 00:10:59,058 and then after that, you don't smile. 184 00:11:00,894 --> 00:11:02,896 You go straight back to defense. 185 00:11:03,696 --> 00:11:06,232 That is the same coolness. > from one-time jokes. OK. 186 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,435 So... Really? 187 00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,171 It was never laughed at before. 188 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:15,041 Well, you don't need to cancel it. 189 00:11:15,108 --> 00:11:17,043 Keep on laughing. 190 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,078 So, um... 191 00:11:19,779 --> 00:11:22,415 The truth is, me.... I have become a squirrel. 192 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:24,851 00:11:26,019 I'm not kidding. 194 00:11:26,085 --> 00:11:27,153 Wait until you see. 195 00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:30,056 > 196 00:11:31,457 --> 00:11:33,960 I learned interesting facts about squirrels... 197 00:11:35,094 --> 00:11:36,896 which I am very excited to tell you. I got & apos; t... me & apos; m... 198 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,799 Okay, this is what it is. This is this. 199 00:11:41,901 --> 00:11:46,272 Squirrels... 200 00:11:49,442 --> 00:11:50,810 can't find 80 percent of the beans they hide. 201 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:56,382 Are you kidding me? 202 00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:02,355 Is that the biggest thing. Have you heard of your life? 203 00:12:03,022 --> 00:12:04,190 First of all, animals shouldn't make mistakes. 204 00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:07,427 I made this happen. It will explode... 205 00:12:07,493 --> 00:12:11,197 Hold your skull, because of your brain. Damn it will explode. 206 00:12:14,033 --> 00:12:15,902 That's how to plant trees. 207 00:12:16,402 --> 00:12:17,770 Are you kidding me? 208 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,176 That's how to plant trees. 209 00:12:23,910 --> 00:12:26,446 God, or the universe, or nature, or whatever, p> 210 00:12:26,512 --> 00:12:29,515 creates this anxiety... 211 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:34,053 paranoid cokehead... 212 00:12:35,321 --> 00:12:37,757 who thinks that everyone wants their seeds. 213 00:12:37,824 --> 00:12:39,425 Nobody wants your seeds. 214 00:12:41,794 --> 00:12:44,197 No one else in the world eats oak. 215 00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:45,263 Only you. 216 00:12:47,133 --> 00:12:48,935 That they hid it everywhere. 00:12:52,405 they can only find two of every ten. 218 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,845 Squirrels plant trees. 219 00:13:02,882 --> 00:13:04,350 In Israel. 220 00:13:05,852 --> 00:13:07,020 Right. What I added. That's not true. I added that. 221 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,822 So, Mary is my dog. 222 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,496 And I love her. 223 00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,231 And he made me become a squirrel. 224 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,833 And he's still young, and he's full of energy. But... 225 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,437 he's dying... 226 00:13:25,972 --> 00:13:27,173 she & sos; s dying... 227 00:13:29,308 --> 00:13:31,878 in that case, it's out there. > 228 00:13:33,179 --> 00:13:38,484 Maybe in two weeks. Maybe in 12 years. 229 00:13:39,852 --> 00:13:42,422 But out there, and it rises above me. 230 00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:43,890 And my heart doesn't can accept it. 231 00:13:43,956 --> 00:13:46,359 I made a mistake. I shouldn't have another dog. 232 00:13:46,426 --> 00:13:47,426 Too much. 233 00:13:52,398 --> 00:13:53,398 I'm & apos; m... 234 00:13:54,267 --> 00:13:56,836 Don't & apos; t judge me. I will make him sleep now. I just... 235 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,874 I need it done. 236 00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,316 And what do you know? In my defense... 237 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:13,186 within the scope of history... 238 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:18,291 did he die tomorrow when I put him to sleep, what I did... 239 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:24,597 or he died naturally in 12 years, 240 00:14:25,331 --> 00:14:27,967 it's not even blip in the scope of history. 241 00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:29,302 This is exactly the same time. 242 00:14:30,503 --> 00:14:32,038 So, I'm right. 243 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:33,105 And I... 244 00:14:34,974 --> 00:14:38,411 And he won't die in vain, because I will crucify him. 245 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,481 Oh, my God. How funny is that? 246 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:44,517 I don't know, he is a little, and he has, like, long legs. 247 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:48,454 And, like, he's kind of natural Feet doing that. 248 00:14:48,521 --> 00:14:52,325 And then like: Oh, I have to break his arm. 249 00:14:52,392 --> 00:14:54,227 I will. 250 00:14:54,961 --> 00:14:57,463 Listen, if you want to become a legend, you have to suffer. 251 00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:03,336 You think Jesus will be famous if we put it like a household pet? 252 00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,403 No. 253 00:15:05,138 --> 00:15:07,407 Jesus, son of God... 254 00:15:08,374 --> 00:15:09,976 die for your sins... 255 00:15:10,443 --> 00:15:14,547 uh, in his sleep While surrounded by his favorite toys? 256 00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,183 That's ridiculous. 257 00:15:20,319 --> 00:15:21,687 I will. .. Okay. 258 00:15:21,954 --> 00:15:23,222 I will spoil. .. 259 00:15:23,956 --> 00:15:26,526 and tell a story that is just a true story. 260 00:15:27,994 --> 00:15:31,397 Um... This is about one of my sisters. I have three sisters. 261 00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,033 It's about one of them. 262 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:37,003 Um... I won't say which one. But... 263 00:15:38,037 --> 00:15:39,238 his name is Jodyne. 264 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:45,044 Um, Jodyne went to Boston University. 265 00:15:45,545 --> 00:15:49,348 And if you are familiar with BU, they have a student dormitory. 266 00:15:49,415 --> 00:15:52,084 Today most universities. Um... 267 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:56,456 But they have a shared bathroom. in the dormitory dormitory. 268 00:15:57,523 --> 00:16:02,028 And Jodyne, uh, the most drunk she was once a student. year, 269 00:16:02,094 --> 00:16:03,362 like so many new students. 270 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:11,237 And he staggered back to his room, and he managed to make it, uh, jeans, 271 00:16:11,304 --> 00:16:15,408 you know, and just fainted with a T-shirt and underwear. 272 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:20,046 And a few minutes later, the room began to spin. 273 00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:24,684 And he ran to the bathroom , and he starts vomiting. 274 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,252 And he vomited. 275 00:16:27,119 --> 00:16:30,389 And when he throws up, he can feel 276 00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:34,227 that someone is pulling his clothes down. 277 00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,531 But he can't turn around or stop it, um, 278 00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,633 because he vomits very hard. 279 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:46,038 And he vomits and vomits, and they pull their underwear down. 280 00:16:46,105 --> 00:16:48,307 This will go down. All the way down to the ground. 281 00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,478 And he finally finished vomiting, 282 00:16:52,545 --> 00:16:55,248 and he whipped him. to see who was there. 283 00:16:56,048 --> 00:16:57,517 But he didn't see anyone. 284 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:00,686 Because he had defecate yourself. 285 00:17:16,435 --> 00:17:18,170 That... That is a true story. 286 00:17:24,443 --> 00:17:25,511 I will say... 287 00:17:27,613 --> 00:17:30,216 Like, I will call it a sigh of relief. 288 00:17:31,450 --> 00:17:33,286 p> 289 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,090 Or, like, release laughs. 290 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,060 I know that I am your event. 291 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:44,297 But you have to understand, like it, you are my show. 292 00:17:44,363 --> 00:17:46,799 And you are very beautiful. 293 00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:48,568 You are very... You have a lot of empathy. 294 00:17:48,634 --> 00:17:51,237 You are very worried. 295 00:17:52,238 --> 00:17:53,706 You can hear pin pins in this story. 296 00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:55,608 And, you know, I understand. 297 00:17:55,675 --> 00:17:57,410 You think he will be raped. 298 00:17:57,810 --> 00:18:00,446 And he thinks he will be raped. 299 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,151 He thinks he will be raped . 300 00:18:05,618 --> 00:18:07,820 And I really think about this. And I... 301 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:14,293 I think this might be one of the only scenarios where You can look down 302 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:16,729 on underwear.... 303 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:19,164 only: 304 00:18:20,166 --> 00:18:22,401 Only filled with your own filth... 305 00:18:25,471 --> 00:18:27,673 and thought, "Oh, thank God. 306 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,308 Oh, my God. 307 00:18:33,312 --> 00:18:35,514 Oh, right, yay. " 308 00:18:43,422 --> 00:18:44,690 My sister came to visit me. 309 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:48,561 Not a sister "pooping in the pants", But, um... My oldest brother. 310 00:18:48,628 --> 00:18:50,896 Although, I'm sure he littered his pants. 311 00:18:52,498 --> 00:18:56,369 He is a Silverman, after all. 312 00:18:59,605 --> 00:19:01,641 Eh, no, this is my oldest brother, Susie. 313 00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,175 He is a rabbi. 314 00:19:04,176 --> 00:19:05,611 He lives in Jerusalem. 315 00:19:06,278 --> 00:19:08,781 Um... " Oh, my Lord, a godless comedian 316 00:19:08,848 --> 00:19:12,852 and, like, a total God-man Rabbi. Is that a sister? 317 00:19:12,918 --> 00:19:16,322 What is that like? " is something you can reflect in the car. 318 00:19:17,189 --> 00:19:19,625 So, Susie comes to town. 319 00:19:19,692 --> 00:19:23,663 And she says, "Sarah, I met my friend Amber tomorrow. " 320 00:19:23,729 --> 00:19:25,865 And then he told all about Amber. 321 00:19:25,931 --> 00:19:27,900 He was like," Amber is amazing. 322 00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:30,236 She was born and raised in Ethiopia. 323 00:19:30,302 --> 00:19:32,905 > 324 00:19:33,172 --> 00:19:34,540 He is alone. managing an orphanage there. 325 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:36,475 He is very inspiring. 326 00:19:36,542 --> 00:19:38,277 I meet him tomorrow at 8 am. 327 00:19:38,344 --> 00:19:40,379 And I said, "Of course, sure." You know. 328 00:19:40,446 --> 00:19:42,448 "Use your key. I'll sleep. But yes." 329 00:19:43,282 --> 00:19:45,718 So, the next morning, he forgot the key, of course . 330 00:19:45,785 --> 00:19:49,255 331 00:19:49,321 --> 00:19:50,856 And he knocked on the door, and I went to open the door. 332 00:19:51,757 --> 00:19:54,560 My eyes were like, glued closed. 333 00:19:54,627 --> 00:19:56,662 And I opened the door, and he leaves. "Sarah, this is Amber." 334 00:19:56,729 --> 00:19:59,331 And I said, "Amber, nice to meet you. 335 00:19:59,398 --> 00:20:02,668 <" I have hear a lot about you. " And I grabbed his hand. 336 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:05,371 And his hand is a hook. 337 00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,308 And... 338 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:10,943 It's not important for the story, < br /> only for color, 339 00:20:12,578 --> 00:20:15,548 his hands are hooks. 340 00:20:15,614 --> 00:20:17,583 But, um... I'm too deep. 341 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:20,453 I'm just... I'm the one shake it. 342 00:20:23,289 --> 00:20:25,491 And that is the wrong moment too. 343 00:20:25,558 --> 00:20:28,461 I'm sure he will appreciate if I'm like: 344 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,564 "You have a hook for a hand. I don't know what the etiquette is. " 345 00:20:31,630 --> 00:20:35,434 And he will be like, " Thank you for being real with me. 346 00:20:35,501 --> 00:20:36,802 Nothing has ever happened to me. > 347 00:20:36,869 --> 00:20:38,704 Yes, you can shake it, whatever. " 348 00:20:38,771 --> 00:20:42,508 And then we will become true friends, and we may have a joke, 349 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:45,344 and that's how it appears in my mind. But... 350 00:20:47,346 --> 00:20:50,916 I just shook the hook as if to say: 351 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:53,619 "This is what my hand feels." 352 00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,521 Goodbye. 353 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,789 And go back to sleep. 354 00:20:57,590 --> 00:20:59,892 And pretending it all is a neat dream. 355 00:21:01,861 --> 00:21:03,562 Tapi Yesus Kristus, rabbi. 356 00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:06,398 He must have told me nine things. about Amber. 357 00:21:10,736 --> 00:21:14,273 Two of them should have been hooks, right? I'm not a bastard. At a minimum 358 00:21:16,308 --> 00:21:17,308 He has hooks for hands. / p> 359 00:21:18,611 --> 00:21:19,979 He is amazing. 360 00:21:20,045 --> 00:21:21,280 She & apos; s amazing. 361 00:21:21,347 --> 00:21:22,648 He lives in Ethiopia. 362 00:21:22,715 --> 00:21:24,383 He is running himself.... 363 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:25,918 That makes more sense. 364 00:21:26,452 --> 00:21:28,721 He is brilliant, he inspires. 365 00:21:29,054 --> 00:21:31,757 Double back, just a reminder... 366 00:21:32,424 --> 00:21:33,559 he gets a hook for his hand. 367 00:21:37,062 --> 00:21:38,764 But not Susie, not a rabbi. 368 00:21:38,831 --> 00:21:39,832 He doesn't see color. 369 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:41,667 He doesn't even look at his hands. 370 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:43,702 That's how great he is. 371 00:21:48,374 --> 00:21:49,475 I a... I'm a... 372 00:21:50,943 --> 00:21:52,645 I am a very sexual person. 373 00:21:53,712 --> 00:21:57,016 Um... You can always tell people who have sex 374 00:21:57,082 --> 00:22:00,920 because they, um, tell you as segue 375 00:22:00,986 --> 00:22:03,889 to the next bit in their stand-up action. 376 00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:05,391 This is some kind of hint. 377 00:22:06,759 --> 00:22:07,759 I am, though. I... 378 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,629 I know it's cool talking crazy during sex, 379 00:22:10,696 --> 00:22:12,965 and I... I've tried it. 380 00:22:13,032 --> 00:22:16,068 And it doesn't work for me, because I'm just... 381 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:20,406 I found out that the truth, uh, is blocking me, I guess . 382 00:22:20,472 --> 00:22:21,473 Like, I... 383 00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:26,912 Like, "Lord, your cock is so... Oh no, never... That's a shadow." 384 00:22:30,482 --> 00:22:34,053 p> 385 00:22:35,487 --> 00:22:38,057 What I do, I feel like, is a crazy way. 386 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,794 I like talking crazy right after having sex. 387 00:22:43,562 --> 00:22:45,998 When things calm down. 388 00:22:49,001 --> 00:22:51,704 Directly on his face, really calm. 389 00:22:51,770 --> 00:22:53,072 and get a rape exam now? 390 00:22:55,407 --> 00:22:56,508 Yes, what do you think? 391 00:23:01,513 --> 00:23:05,084 You think they will find your semen all over and inside me? 392 00:23:05,150 --> 00:23:06,150 Because of me. 393 00:23:07,052 --> 00:23:08,520 Oh, I really am. 394 00:23:12,625 --> 00:23:15,160 Maybe you should tickle my back. Until I fall asleep. 395 00:23:15,427 --> 00:23:17,863 Is that a good idea, bastard? " 396 00:23:21,767 --> 00:23:25,537 My boyfriend's foreign, so, I understand, Like, really nose to nose with him 397 00:23:25,604 --> 00:23:28,540 and go," USA & apos; s number one. " 398 00:23:31,977 --> 00:23:34,097 He will be like, " Number one in what? " 399 00:23:34,713 --> 00:23:36,482 " You don't need to worry about that. 400 00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:39,652 It's important to us. That we are number one. 401 00:23:41,153 --> 00:23:43,188 Diabetes is children. " 402 00:23:48,894 --> 00:23:49,995 What is the etiquette...? 403 00:23:50,062 --> 00:23:53,032 I don't know if there is, like, anyone Emily Post-ish is here. 404 00:23:53,999 --> 00:23:59,471 But to hug postcoital, uh, or after hugging sex, if you are stupid, 405 00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,440 what is that...? 406 00:24:02,508 --> 00:24:06,178 What is etiquette on where will I put... 407 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,480 "fuck" finger " 408 00:24:11,950 --> 00:24:13,786 Is it just straight to the side? 409 00:24:13,852 --> 00:24:16,588 Or... under the pillow? p> 410 00:24:17,690 --> 00:24:19,591 Or just... Stop it. 411 00:24:19,658 --> 00:24:21,493 Stop it completely. 412 00:24:21,560 --> 00:24:23,796 That... That's what happened to Amber & Apos. 413 00:24:27,833 --> 00:24:29,101 I'm kidding, you guys. 414 00:24:29,168 --> 00:24:30,469 Come on. < /p> 415 00:24:31,837 --> 00:24:32,905 Relax . 416 00:24:32,971 --> 00:24:35,074 It was a land mine when he was 7 years old. 417 00:24:39,478 --> 00:24:43,015 Look, sometimes I want to end jokes with sad truths. 418 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:47,820 Thank you, Jodyne. 419 00:24:54,159 --> 00:24:55,494 You killed him, Sarah. 420 00:24:58,931 --> 00:25:03,802 We gave our Barbie princess doll so they have pictures 421 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:08,273 of what should look like when they grow that cannot be achieved 422 00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:10,876 so they can learn that they are part of dirt 423 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,544 and they have to commit suicide. 424 00:25:13,045 --> 00:25:14,780 425 00:25:15,681 --> 00:25:17,216 This is very important. 426 00:25:18,684 --> 00:25:20,652 We must teach them young. 427 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:25,657 I'm not sure, uh... 428 00:25:25,724 --> 00:25:27,960 who designed the scheme from this Barbie doll, or Bratz doll, 429 00:25:29,628 --> 00:25:32,097 or sex worker doll. 430 00:25:32,164 --> 00:25:33,232 I am not sure who we protect. 431 00:25:34,566 --> 00:25:37,136 Uh... 432 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,871 Where obscenity exists, or... 433 00:25:38,937 --> 00:25:42,241 Okay, so, Barbie. 434 00:25:42,307 --> 00:25:45,577 Like, her legs are twice as long from his entire body. 435 00:25:45,644 --> 00:25:47,579 And his legs are only: They just stand on tiptoes. 436 00:25:48,080 --> 00:25:50,015 He can only wear high heels. 437 00:25:50,082 --> 00:25:53,218 When he takes dirt at 3 am, he is on his heels. 438 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:54,853 Because he's a woman. 439 00:25:57,790 --> 00:25:59,792 Her breasts... Okay. 440 00:26:00,259 --> 00:26:02,161 So, uh... 441 00:26:02,227 --> 00:26:05,898 he only has, like, the big one, fat, shiny breasts 442 00:26:05,964 --> 00:26:07,733 that makes people jerk. 443 00:26:09,234 --> 00:26:11,770 We must protect our daughters... 444 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,307 from the nourishing nipples of life. 445 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,042 We... That is too obscene. 446 00:26:17,643 --> 00:26:18,811 There are no nipples . 447 00:26:21,713 --> 00:26:25,751 We can & apos; t have our daughters see what nourishes life. 448 00:26:25,818 --> 00:26:28,253 Only parts can get hard chicken sandwiches. 449 00:26:33,859 --> 00:26:35,027 There are no pubic hairs. 450 00:26:36,361 --> 00:26:37,763 451 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,097 That can be achieved. 452 00:26:40,232 --> 00:26:42,134 You are right, audience. 453 00:26:42,201 --> 00:26:43,902 Do you know what? Thank you for making me honest. 454 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:46,371 Not everyone can draw that view, but yes. 455 00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:50,108 People always want Angelina Jolie & apos; s lips. 456 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:53,946 And I don't brag. Basically I have Angelina Jolie & apos; s lips. 457 00:26:54,012 --> 00:26:55,714 Not all of them crack into. 458 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:58,684 But, um, I'm in my underwear. 459 00:26:58,750 --> 00:26:59,750 But... 460 00:27:04,656 --> 00:27:06,258 That's why I like the good... 461 00:27:07,726 --> 00:27:09,695 p> 462 00:27:11,230 --> 00:27:12,931 neat but triangular... 463 00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:17,002 Shrubs are nuanced. 464 00:27:21,173 --> 00:27:22,641 That doesn't make sense technically, but that sounds fancy. 465 00:27:27,112 --> 00:27:28,680 I do, um... 466 00:27:30,182 --> 00:27:34,786 Art reflects life. 467 00:27:34,853 --> 00:27:35,988 Okay? And then, uh, life informs art, you know? 468 00:27:36,054 --> 00:27:40,926 But we don & t; Movies, I don & t feel like really reflect life totally for women. 469 00:27:40,993 --> 00:27:43,328 It's more like male & apos projections that. 470 00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,298 It's getting a little better, but even in art-fartsy movies, 471 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:49,668 like, if you see a woman masturbating. In a scene, 472 00:27:49,735 --> 00:27:52,905 he is always on his back. All those who dream and are sexy. 473 00:27:52,971 --> 00:27:56,942 never face down, eyes dead and open, like that. 474 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:00,379 This works. 475 00:28:06,218 --> 00:28:09,988 We learn what love is from movies and television, 476 00:28:10,055 --> 00:28:11,790 and that is love that is broken for us. 477 00:28:12,190 --> 00:28:15,460 Romantic comedy, all that nonsense, that is broken love. 478 00:28:15,727 --> 00:28:19,698 Kami... Ini diajarkan kepada kita. Bahwa kita adalah orang-orang yang tidak lengkap 479 00:28:20,299 --> 00:28:24,169 who needs to find one person. in the whole world that will equip us. 480 00:28:24,236 --> 00:28:26,438 I promise you, there are thousands of people 481 00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:29,441 that are very suitable. for anyone of you. 482 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,744 And I don't want to be complete... I'm not & apos; t... 483 00:28:32,811 --> 00:28:36,915 I work really hard to be a complete person every day, you know? 484 00:28:36,982 --> 00:28:38,850 I don & apos; t... I don't want to make you whole. 485 00:28:38,917 --> 00:28:40,052 I want you to be whole. 486 00:28:40,118 --> 00:28:42,821 I want you to be on... And I know I just said "comes a hole." 487 00:28:48,126 --> 00:28:50,395 Another thing Barbie didn't have. 488 00:28:55,367 --> 00:28:57,936 That would be a really strange feminist attitude. 489 00:28:58,470 --> 00:29:00,305 "Why doesn't Barbie have a hole coming?" 490 00:29:07,012 --> 00:29:09,214 "I don't know. What is that? This is subjective." 491 00:29:13,018 --> 00:29:14,018 Recorded. 492 00:29:15,887 --> 00:29:18,924 I did a fundraiser here a few years ago 493 00:29:18,991 --> 00:29:23,128 with, um, my friend Lizz Winstead & apos; s organization, Lady Parts Justice. 494 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:24,997 Look. 495 00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:29,434 And, uh, that's basically... I always say it's like, you know, um, 496 00:29:29,501 --> 00:29:31,003 "the right to vote" like that. 497 00:29:31,069 --> 00:29:34,806 But that is, technically, literally, only for women in Texas. 498 00:29:34,873 --> 00:29:37,342 Because, at that time, every abortion clinic 499 00:29:37,409 --> 00:29:39,945 was closed in Texas. They went down to five. 500 00:29:40,479 --> 00:29:43,081 That was because it was much worse. But, um... 501 00:29:43,148 --> 00:29:45,917 And we really want to raise money 502 00:29:45,984 --> 00:29:47,552 to give to women in Texas 503 00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:50,422 so they can, like, hire a babysitter 504 00:29:50,489 --> 00:29:53,058 when they drive 12 hours for an abortion. 505 00:29:53,125 --> 00:29:57,162 Or an affordable mammogram, or, do you know You, pap smear, or whatever. 506 00:29:57,562 --> 00:30:03,001 And, uh, so, we did this show, and there were protesters outside. 507 00:30:03,502 --> 00:30:08,940 Um, you know, " the right to live, "uh, Westboro-y Baptist Church, NPR people. 508 00:30:09,007 --> 00:30:10,575 And... Not NPR. 509 00:30:10,842 --> 00:30:11,843 NRA. 510 00:30:14,880 --> 00:30:16,381 That is... They are different. 511 00:30:20,419 --> 00:30:22,087 Tote bags are completely different. 512 00:30:25,857 --> 00:30:27,926 Um, and they are out of protest. 513 00:30:27,993 --> 00:30:32,597 And I won't care to them. Because I am them. 514 00:30:32,864 --> 00:30:33,864 We are the same. 515 00:30:33,899 --> 00:30:36,034 You know, I am the product of how I grew up. 516 00:30:36,101 --> 00:30:41,473 I was raised by a couple of Jewish-blooded, liberal-blooded people, 517 00:30:41,540 --> 00:30:44,242 and now I am one. And I would like to think 518 00:30:44,309 --> 00:30:46,945 that I will be there myself, but maybe not. 519 00:30:47,012 --> 00:30:48,914 I am the product of how I grew up. 520 00:30:49,281 --> 00:30:51,917 And these people were raised by people who loved them 521 00:30:51,983 --> 00:30:55,954 who said, "There are people out there who want kill a baby. " 522 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:58,490 If I were that child, I would be like, " We have to stop them. " 523 00:30:58,557 --> 00:31:01,059 And I will be out there protesting. 524 00:31:01,460 --> 00:31:05,464 So, I go outside, and I just want to say hi 525 00:31:05,530 --> 00:31:10,502 and show a warm, friendly face to my baby killer. 526 00:31:11,269 --> 00:31:16,375 And I said, uh, "Hi, hi. Isn't it great...? I just want to say, 527 00:31:16,441 --> 00:31:21,113 it's not good if we live in the country Where can I use this event 528 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:23,181 because it's something I believe in, 529 00:31:23,248 --> 00:31:26,585 and you can protest this event < br /> because of what you believe, 530 00:31:26,651 --> 00:31:30,021 and we can occupy the same space peacefully? " 531 00:31:30,622 --> 00:31:33,191 And he said," Lord, you are right. " 532 00:31:33,258 --> 00:31:35,494 I am just kidding. He goes," You will go to hell. " 533 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,529 And I like," Okay, nice to meet you. " 534 00:31:39,931 --> 00:31:45,170 But there is, like, a 9-year-old girl there with a small pink cardigan. 535 00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,473 And she has a big... She has a sign, like, twice his size. 536 00:31:49,174 --> 00:31:53,078 And it says, uh, "Abortion is a bloody murder." 537 00:31:53,678 --> 00:31:58,417 And "bleed" it, like, in red paint, dripping down. 538 00:31:59,151 --> 00:32:02,320 And that is my first time like, "Oh, they have to go to, like, 539 00:32:02,387 --> 00:32:06,525 Michaels or Blick & apos; s or something and buy a craft. 540 00:32:07,626 --> 00:32:09,995 Hobby Lobby, maybe. " 541 00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:11,501 And he left: 542 00:32:13,198 --> 00:32:14,633 " God hates you. " 543 00:32:16,067 --> 00:32:19,271 And I like, "Do you really think God hates?" 544 00:32:19,671 --> 00:32:21,506 And he went, "Yes, he hates you." 545 00:32:22,307 --> 00:32:25,110 And then... Oh, I told him doodie a joke. p> 546 00:32:25,177 --> 00:32:26,177 And he is like: 547 00:32:30,949 --> 00:32:32,984 This is truly a great unifier. 548 00:32:34,553 --> 00:32:38,423 But he is right. Abortion does kill, like, your whole day. 549 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,329 Literally suck life from you. 550 00:32:48,633 --> 00:32:53,038 Look, I know the last two jokes. they are not smart. 551 00:32:53,104 --> 00:32:56,007 They have nothing to say . They are just words. 552 00:32:56,074 --> 00:32:57,709 But I love them like... 553 00:32:59,110 --> 00:33:00,679 a self-aborted fetus. 554 00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,014 555 00:33:05,116 --> 00:33:06,117 Um... 556 00:33:06,184 --> 00:33:07,252 Enter the pin into it. 557 00:33:07,319 --> 00:33:10,555 Congratulations, Texas. 558 00:33:11,289 --> 00:33:14,459 Texas is almost a third country... 559 00:33:15,060 --> 00:33:18,396 uh, but then a judge puts the kibosh on it. 560 00:33:18,463 --> 00:33:19,498 You must know this. I do not blame for not knowing about this law, 561 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:24,069 because we & apos; ve been... 562 00:33:24,135 --> 00:33:26,171 Only cruelty after cruelty has come to us every day. 563 00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,741 But you won't believe this. That's right. 564 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:31,743 They have a law where if you have an abortion they declare 565 00:33:32,344 --> 00:33:36,314 or have a miscarriage, 566 00:33:36,381 --> 00:33:37,649 You are responsible pay for funeral 567 00:33:39,084 --> 00:33:39,784 for fetal tissue. 568 00:33:40,051 --> 00:33:41,051 What? 569 00:33:42,354 --> 00:33:43,354 Crazy. 570 00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,524 And mean. 571 00:33:45,590 --> 00:33:49,427 And I want to talk at the funeral very badly. 572 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:59,170 He died the way he lived. 573 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:07,112 The size of sesame seeds < br /> without brain function that can be distinguished. 574 00:34:09,147 --> 00:34:11,449 He will be returned now to the ground... 575 00:34:12,517 --> 00:34:13,618 where will he... 576 00:34:14,586 --> 00:34:16,488 I do not know , eaten by cricket, maybe. 577 00:34:21,192 --> 00:34:24,195 So, however, raising this fund. 578 00:34:25,764 --> 00:34:30,168 This is the problem, is religious rights know that it will be a bear... 579 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,171 Not a religious right. I think the government is now... 580 00:34:33,238 --> 00:34:37,242 knows that it will be a task to do 581 00:34:37,309 --> 00:34:42,247 to cancel Roe v. Wade, to only carry out illegal abortions at once. 582 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:47,319 So, what they do is they throw it away from the side, you know. 583 00:34:47,385 --> 00:34:52,357 They make small laws, laws that are not sincere, that kind of purpose is their ability 584 00:34:52,424 --> 00:34:56,728 You know, uh, "Okay, uh, your clinic must have hallways 585 00:34:56,795 --> 00:34:58,296 that are 18 feet wide." 586 00:34:58,763 --> 00:35:01,099 Then clinics like, "We can & apos;... 587 00:35:01,700 --> 00:35:05,570 We don't have... I mean, it's a fee... We can't..." 588 00:35:05,637 --> 00:35:08,506 "Well, I guess you will have to be closed, then, aren't you?" 589 00:35:08,573 --> 00:35:11,876 You know, that's very, uh, Boss Hogg from Dukes of Hazzard < / i> or something. 590 00:35:12,143 --> 00:35:14,779 You know, like, destroying the headlights and going: 591 00:35:14,846 --> 00:35:16,726 "It looks like you can & don't drive. 592 00:35:16,781 --> 00:35:19,451 Anda mendapat remuk lampu depan. " Tepat seperti itu. 593 00:35:19,851 --> 00:35:22,554 And breaking... Uh... 594 00:35:23,321 --> 00:35:27,892 The law breeds abortion where women have to think about it. 595 00:35:28,159 --> 00:35:30,128 Go home for three days and think about it . 596 00:35:30,528 --> 00:35:32,897 Yes, I thought I had thought about it, fuckface. 597 00:35:33,164 --> 00:35:34,833 Or, like... 598 00:35:34,899 --> 00:35:39,571 Breaking the ultrasound, you know, where they put the camera into you 599 00:35:39,638 --> 00:35:44,476 and make you see ultrasound. and see life in your uterus. 600 00:35:44,542 --> 00:35:47,278 And... Insert the pin for a while. 601 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:50,715 Because I have other fun facts for you. You will like it. 602 00:35:51,816 --> 00:35:55,153 This is true. Scientists have known this. for almost two decades. 603 00:35:55,220 --> 00:35:56,588 If you believe in science. 604 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:58,289 That... 605 00:35:59,190 --> 00:36:00,190 And here it is. 606 00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:03,528 Sperma dapat mencium bau. 607 00:36:04,896 --> 00:36:08,500 I know... I know sperm can... We all know sperm can smell. 608 00:36:08,900 --> 00:36:10,669 But... 609 00:36:10,735 --> 00:36:14,639 sperm cells... Shellfish by the beach. 610 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,875 Sarah, come on, focus. 611 00:36:17,509 --> 00:36:18,543 It's a big night. 612 00:36:20,945 --> 00:36:22,514 613 00:36:22,580 --> 00:36:26,618 And you know what that means. That means that sperm is life. 614 00:36:27,752 --> 00:36:29,754 And you know what that means. 615 00:36:31,189 --> 00:36:35,660 We have to validate that nonsense. 616 00:36:37,228 --> 00:36:38,863 And you know what that means. 617 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:43,201 We & apos; ve gotta legislate that shit. 618 00:36:46,404 --> 00:36:49,741 We have to protect the babies. > 619 00:36:49,808 --> 00:36:52,544 I... I just want to save the unborn baby. 620 00:36:52,610 --> 00:36:55,480 That's all I'm worried about. And this is what we will do. 621 00:36:56,247 --> 00:36:59,517 Next time you feel like you will be jerked into a sport socks 622 00:36:59,584 --> 00:37:02,253 or under your bathroom drain or, uh... 623 00:37:02,320 --> 00:37:05,924 I don't know why, I set you as "in the stomach" of men. 624 00:37:05,990 --> 00:37:08,259 That doesn't matter, though. 625 00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,329 That doesn't matter. Whatever your jerk style, 626 00:37:11,396 --> 00:37:12,564 there are no ratings here. 627 00:37:13,565 --> 00:37:15,333 I'm right, right? Me? 628 00:37:15,400 --> 00:37:16,935 I have a feeling. 629 00:37:19,437 --> 00:37:22,674 630 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:23,741 If only that is super power that can help the world. 631 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,846 But... 632 00:37:27,912 --> 00:37:29,447 This is what we will do. Before you masturbate, 633 00:37:29,914 --> 00:37:32,383 whatever style it is... 634 00:37:33,518 --> 00:37:36,721 Um... I feel like going on. Like... 635 00:37:36,788 --> 00:37:38,523 You like a hands free Damn mattress. 636 00:37:41,526 --> 00:37:43,528 Blinks once if... I know that! 637 00:37:43,595 --> 00:37:45,029 You are entertaining me. 638 00:37:45,296 --> 00:37:46,397 You guys are good. 639 00:37:46,464 --> 00:37:47,665 All right. Come on, Sarah. 640 00:37:49,000 --> 00:37:52,637 Before you do that, you will come to the clinic. 641 00:37:53,371 --> 00:37:55,774 We will take the long, thin... 642 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:59,544 Like knitting-shaped needles GoPro cameras, basically. 643 00:37:59,911 --> 00:38:04,582 This is will raise your urethra, your penis hole. 644 00:38:04,649 --> 00:38:06,384 Up, up, up. Really the picture. 645 00:38:06,451 --> 00:38:09,921 And then down, descends to your testicular sac. 646 00:38:10,622 --> 00:38:12,624 We will bring ultrasound around, 647 00:38:12,690 --> 00:38:15,360 and you will be able to really see 648 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,363 life in your ball. 649 00:38:21,833 --> 00:38:23,434 I truly believe... 650 00:38:24,636 --> 00:38:28,006 that most men won't even want to jerk after that. 651 00:38:28,072 --> 00:38:29,607 Dan itu adalah hal yang indah. 652 00:38:36,414 --> 00:38:37,982 Business events are very strange. 653 00:38:38,049 --> 00:38:40,852 I don't know why this is when it really surprised me. 654 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,789 But I did an episode... A few years ago , I did the show, The Good Wife. 655 00:38:44,856 --> 00:38:47,692 Okay? And it's like a legal drama. 656 00:38:47,759 --> 00:38:48,960 And that's very fun. 657 00:38:49,027 --> 00:38:52,630 And maybe it's because I, like it, sit and watch lots of them shoot. 658 00:38:53,031 --> 00:38:56,367 You will never believe how the show business walk. This is crazy. 659 00:38:56,434 --> 00:38:57,669 Like, okay. 660 00:38:58,570 --> 00:39:00,705 Let's & apos; s see if I can explain this. Like... This & apos; s... 661 00:39:00,772 --> 00:39:05,643 662 00:39:05,710 --> 00:39:07,912 So, this scene is a big meeting room scene, right, because this is a legal drama. 663 00:39:07,979 --> 00:39:10,748 00:39:16,087 So, the first shot they did, they did a big one, wide shots from all over the scene 665 00:39:16,354 --> 00:39:18,089 with all the characters and everything. 666 00:39:18,790 --> 00:39:21,593 They did it several times. Then they approached 667 00:39:21,659 --> 00:39:24,729 and they shot, like, a tight shot where is it only, like... 668 00:39:24,796 --> 00:39:27,065 You only see, like, three characters. 669 00:39:27,131 --> 00:39:31,035 670 00:39:31,102 --> 00:39:32,570 And when they come out of the scene, like it, in our minds, we see the whole room 671 00:39:32,637 --> 00:39:36,407 because we have seen it before. 672 00:39:36,474 --> 00:39:37,842 But in reality, when they took the picture, the rest of the room didn't exist; even there. 673 00:39:38,509 --> 00:39:40,912 It's like, filled with, like, 674 00:39:40,979 --> 00:39:44,048 and, you know, all the other crap, you know. 675 00:39:44,115 --> 00:39:45,483 I don't know all the words. 676 00:39:47,552 --> 00:39:49,954 A cameraman and, uh, all that crap . 677 00:39:50,688 --> 00:39:53,958 So, it's like, uh, Christine Baranski will leave: 678 00:39:54,025 --> 00:39:56,661 "I want the paper. on my desk Monday morning." 679 00:39:59,797 --> 00:40:03,635 And she's really in her skirt suit and heels. 680 00:40:04,769 --> 00:40:10,541 Christine Baranski in the ball Because she can & apos; leave it completely, 681 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,977 because there is so much dirt. block the way. 682 00:40:13,044 --> 00:40:14,879 But he must be as low as possible 683 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:18,549 so he doesn't block the lights > for the rest of the scene, 684 00:40:18,616 --> 00:40:21,586 for the actors who are still at the scene. So, he is like this. 685 00:40:21,653 --> 00:40:23,021 And then Josh Charles is like: 686 00:40:23,655 --> 00:40:25,690 "He is a work. I'll meet you Monday." 687 00:40:29,494 --> 00:40:30,995 Everything you witness is that. 688 00:40:35,767 --> 00:40:36,901 I just burp. 689 00:40:36,968 --> 00:40:38,169 I am a human. 690 00:40:46,611 --> 00:40:49,147 I was, uh... Three weeks ago, I was at a red light. 691 00:40:51,082 --> 00:40:53,117 No, enter the pin briefly. Okay. 692 00:40:54,185 --> 00:40:57,789 I took an acting class when I was 10 years old in New Hampshire. 693 00:40:59,524 --> 00:41:00,558 It went together. 694 00:41:01,793 --> 00:41:05,063 And, first- first of all, this acting teacher is evil. 695 00:41:05,129 --> 00:41:06,931 I remember he said, like, um... 696 00:41:06,998 --> 00:41:09,600 Oh, one task is, bring your favorite song 697 00:41:09,667 --> 00:41:11,536 and, like, acting for it. 698 00:41:11,602 --> 00:41:14,706 And then I bring my favorite song, which, like, um... 699 00:41:16,140 --> 00:41:19,744 ♬ Only a city man Born and raised ... ♬ 700 00:41:19,811 --> 00:41:21,112 "Don't stop Believin & apos;." 701 00:41:21,179 --> 00:41:22,213 Sorry. 702 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,751 And, like, I think the acting said it. 703 00:41:26,818 --> 00:41:27,818 So, I'm like: 704 00:41:29,687 --> 00:41:32,223 And he goes bananas to me. 705 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,861 And you know, I hope at 10 I have the means to be like: 706 00:41:37,795 --> 00:41:40,198 "Do you know what? He might go through something. 707 00:41:41,933 --> 00:41:42,967 It belongs to him." 708 00:41:44,202 --> 00:41:46,170 No. I don't know to do that when I was 10 years old. 709 00:41:46,237 --> 00:41:48,039 I just assumed I was part of dirt. 710 00:41:48,606 --> 00:41:50,508 But that is not a story I want to say. 711 00:41:50,575 --> 00:41:53,077 So, the first day of acting class, he said this: 712 00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:55,178 "Acting... 713 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:59,851 reacted." 714 00:41:59,917 --> 00:42:01,786 And I like, "What does that mean?" 715 00:42:01,853 --> 00:42:03,554 Like, "back"? 716 00:42:03,988 --> 00:42:05,990 Saya tahu "kembali" berarti lagi. 717 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:07,892 So, I'm like, "Acting again?" 718 00:42:07,959 --> 00:42:08,959 By the way... 719 00:42:09,594 --> 00:42:11,629 Three weeks ago, I was at a red light. 720 00:42:11,696 --> 00:42:12,696 And I like: 721 00:42:13,831 --> 00:42:14,966 "Oh, react. 722 00:42:17,168 --> 00:42:18,569 Right. 723 00:42:18,636 --> 00:42:19,636 Oh yeah. > 724 00:42:20,738 --> 00:42:23,074 I agree with that, yes. Acting is reacting. 725 00:42:24,142 --> 00:42:25,810 You should say it like that. " 726 00:42:28,713 --> 00:42:29,747 Latent. .. 727 00:42:31,215 --> 00:42:32,583 realization. 728 00:42:33,051 --> 00:42:36,220 That is the theme of this piece. when I do my specials. 729 00:42:36,754 --> 00:42:40,591 Latent... Latent realization. Like... 730 00:42:41,192 --> 00:42:43,694 Okay, I have to go to sleep camp... 731 00:42:44,595 --> 00:42:47,598 every year since I was 6 years old. 732 00:42:48,132 --> 00:42:52,336 And, uh, that's terrible for me because I'm a wet wet bed. Until I'm 15 years old. 733 00:42:52,603 --> 00:42:55,640 So, that is a dream bad. 734 00:42:56,607 --> 00:42:57,842 So, it was a nightmare. 735 00:42:57,909 --> 00:43:01,612 I learned a lot of skills. Like complete dissociation. 736 00:43:03,714 --> 00:43:08,319 Make a bed on wet sheets while I smell like pee 737 00:43:08,586 --> 00:43:11,289 and pretend like that doesn't happen. 738 00:43:13,124 --> 00:43:17,195 What kind of parents will send a wet wet bed to a sleeping camp? 739 00:43:17,261 --> 00:43:19,030 They must be monsters. No. 740 00:43:19,864 --> 00:43:21,065 They are not monsters. 741 00:43:21,666 --> 00:43:22,900 Here & apos; s thing. Okay. 742 00:43:23,701 --> 00:43:25,002 Like, my father... 743 00:43:26,137 --> 00:43:29,807 his father beat dirt out of him every day. 744 00:43:30,374 --> 00:43:36,214 And then during school year he was sent to the goyim. 745 00:43:36,280 --> 00:43:38,316 To go to school. I am sorry. 746 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,785 To go to school. 747 00:43:41,319 --> 00:43:42,987 And then in boarding school... 748 00:43:43,654 --> 00:43:46,224 he gets dirt kicked out of him every day, 749 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:47,992 is called dirty kike, 750 00:43:48,059 --> 00:43:49,694 because it's back when, like... 751 00:43:50,661 --> 00:43:52,029 America is great. 752 00:43:53,030 --> 00:43:54,030 And... 753 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:00,881 And then in... All right. 754 00:44:00,905 --> 00:44:03,274 That's pretty good. 755 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:06,777 And then in summer, 756 00:44:07,145 --> 00:44:11,215 he goes to camp and blooms 757 00:44:11,282 --> 00:44:15,119 and is a star and, like, everything he wants. 758 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:18,356 So, parents , they just think... 759 00:44:18,422 --> 00:44:21,092 00:44:23,261 This will define it. This will be his joy. 761 00:44:23,327 --> 00:44:25,429 Because that is what it is you know? 762 00:44:26,063 --> 00:44:27,865 So, I have to go to camp. 763 00:44:28,266 --> 00:44:31,335 And as a compromise. he will give me a joke book. 764 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,171 Because I like jokes. 765 00:44:33,237 --> 00:44:36,007 And then, too, maybe I will be friends that way. 766 00:44:36,073 --> 00:44:38,176 So, I remember summer I was 8 years old 767 00:44:38,809 --> 00:44:41,913 because I just learned to read when I was 7 years old. 768 00:44:42,380 --> 00:44:45,850 Someone in the audience when I was in Vermont was like, "I was 4." 769 00:44:45,917 --> 00:44:47,418 Damn good for you. I am 7 years old. 770 00:44:48,085 --> 00:44:49,921 I learned to read when I was 7 years old. 771 00:44:50,721 --> 00:44:52,256 So, I'm 8 years old, I'm excited. 772 00:44:52,323 --> 00:44:54,225 I have a book. I will read. 773 00:44:54,292 --> 00:44:56,694 And my father has no restrictions. 774 00:44:56,761 --> 00:44:59,997 I don't know if he flipped through this at all or not. 775 00:45:00,431 --> 00:45:03,801 Um, but that Jokes Are Really Evil order one and two. 776 00:45:06,070 --> 00:45:09,373 And I remember the first joke
on the first page. 777 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:12,176 That is a long paragraph, but I can tell it in two seconds. 778 00:45:12,243 --> 00:45:15,279 That's "Little Red Riding Hood, blah, blah, blah. 779 00:45:15,346 --> 00:45:18,049 And then the big bad wolf is like, & apos; I will eat you. & apos; 780 00:45:18,115 --> 00:45:20,718 And then Little Red Riding Hood & apos; s like, & apos; Eat, eat, eat. 781 00:45:20,785 --> 00:45:22,386 Does anyone make love again? & Apos; " 782 00:45:22,453 --> 00:45:24,488 And I like," What does this mean? " 783 00:45:31,896 --> 00:45:34,432 Then when I 30 years old I like, "Oh, Jesus Christ. 784 00:45:34,498 --> 00:45:36,133 That is very inappropriate." 785 00:45:37,935 --> 00:45:41,839 He, uh... My father doesn't need...
He has no restrictions. 786 00:45:41,906 --> 00:45:43,774 He is not approp... I am not really... 787 00:45:43,841 --> 00:45:46,077 He... He treats us like a bro. 788 00:45:46,143 --> 00:45:49,981 Like, um, I remember one time when I was really young, 789 00:45:50,047 --> 00:45:51,816 he and my mother went on a date. 790 00:45:51,882 --> 00:45:55,486 And when he came home, he, like, dropped in the front room... 791 00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,855 There, like, /> bench in the front room. 792 00:45:57,922 --> 00:46:00,524 And I sat there, and I asked him how he went. 793 00:46:00,791 --> 00:46:02,860 And he was like, "Oh, that is the worst. 794 00:46:02,927 --> 00:46:05,162 Uh, we should be out with Sterlings, 795 00:46:05,229 --> 00:46:07,164 796 00:46:07,231 --> 00:46:09,333 and then only Mr. Sterling appears. 797 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,003 Because he said Mrs. Sterling was menstruating. 798 00:46:12,069 --> 00:46:14,038 And when she got her period, it came out like a heart. 799 00:46:19,877 --> 00:46:21,445 And I was like, & apos; I don't need to know that. know that. " 800 00:46:21,512 --> 00:46:24,415 But my dad, um... 801 00:46:27,051 --> 00:46:28,319 Tapi ayah saya, um... 802 00:46:29,253 --> 00:46:30,521 The camp is where he developed. 803 00:46:30,788 --> 00:46:33,190 And, like, they are still his best friends to this day. 804 00:46:33,257 --> 00:46:35,292 His best friend is his friends from the camp. 805 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:39,997 And he will be 80, and they have a reunion, even. 806 00:46:40,064 --> 00:46:44,535 And he has a picture of everything, uh, when they become counselors. 807 00:46:45,202 --> 00:46:47,405 And that's amazing. This was from 1953. 808 00:46:47,471 --> 00:46:49,907 And I said, "Dad, you have to send me this." 809 00:46:49,974 --> 00:46:53,210 00:46:55,446 and what they are doing now. And it's like: 811 00:46:55,513 --> 00:46:58,516 "This is Phil Holman. He is the judge now. 812 00:46:58,582 --> 00:47:00,217 This is Arnie Goldstein. 813 00:47:00,284 --> 00:47:02,820 You know, he has House of Cloth Martin & apos. 814 00:47:02,887 --> 00:47:04,321 Ini Danny Gold. 815 00:47:05,222 --> 00:47:09,427 Danny Gold once gave Punchy Kramer a BJ and we all watched. 816 00:47:10,594 --> 00:47:12,096 This is Cy Schwartz. 817 00:47:12,163 --> 00:47:14,165 He works at the Clam King. 818 00:47:14,231 --> 00:47:16,300 This bah, bah, bah. He is da, da, da. 819 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,069 This is Morris Simon. 820 00:47:18,135 --> 00:47:20,104 This is Punchy Kramer. 821 00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:22,406 This, you know, blah, blah, blah. " 822 00:47:22,473 --> 00:47:25,409 I'm like, " Daddy, open or close it. " 823 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:27,278 He has no sense. 824 00:47:29,280 --> 00:47:33,617 So, he goes to camp all the way until he becomes a counselor. 825 00:47:33,884 --> 00:47:37,321 And, uh, you know, we think of counselors. like, as adults. 826 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:40,224 827 00:47:40,291 --> 00:47:44,161 But, you know, they are 16 year olds. 828 00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,430 So, for each camper, he must fill out a form, 829 00:47:46,497 --> 00:47:49,166 And that would say, like, "Does he behave? 830 00:47:49,233 --> 00:47:51,268 Is he sleeping? Does he brush his teeth? 831 00:47:51,335 --> 00:47:52,970 Does he go to the bathroom?" 832 00:47:53,037 --> 00:47:56,340 833 00:47:56,907 --> 00:47:58,976 And below it is written, "L / H." 834 00:47:59,043 --> 00:48:01,445 And my father doesn't know what that means. 835 00:48:01,512 --> 00:48:04,515 But he is too shy to ask anyone. 836 00:48:05,182 --> 00:48:09,220 So, he only uses his logic, and he is like, "Okay. 837 00:48:10,121 --> 00:48:11,956 It comes after the bathroom. so that means... 838 00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,330 & apos; loose or hard. & apos; " 839 00:48:24,401 --> 00:48:28,139 So, for the summer... 840 00:48:29,607 --> 00:48:31,475 my father told the campers to pick him up... 841 00:48:33,944 --> 00:48:36,113 after they get hit... 842 00:48:40,417 --> 00:48:42,219 so he can see them... 843 00:48:44,054 --> 00:48:46,090 and make a rough estimate... 844 00:48:47,958 --> 00:48:49,393 if it's loose or hard. 845 00:48:50,461 --> 00:48:54,031 That only means there & apos; s, like, generation of parents in therapy... 846 00:48:55,132 --> 00:48:56,132 which is like: 847 00:48:57,234 --> 00:49:01,238 "Well, I do have camp counselors. That, like , obsessed with my annoyance. 848 00:49:01,305 --> 00:49:02,305 What is that...? " 849 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:05,943 You are sexually abused. 850 00:49:09,713 --> 00:49:12,216 Oh, that means" house letter. " 851 00:49:15,252 --> 00:49:16,687 But thank God he didn't ask. 852 00:49:16,954 --> 00:49:18,556 That would be very embarrassing. 853 00:49:22,493 --> 00:49:25,129 My parents divorced when I was 7 years old. 854 00:49:25,196 --> 00:49:28,632 And mother I went back to campus. To get his degree. 855 00:49:28,699 --> 00:49:30,534 And my sister is older. 856 00:49:30,601 --> 00:49:32,736 So, I got a babysat by the nuns. 857 00:49:33,003 --> 00:49:36,140 I go to, like, a nun... A monastery, I guess. 858 00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:37,408 But it looks like... 859 00:49:38,209 --> 00:49:41,145 Like a Victorian house or something, where the nuns are. 860 00:49:41,545 --> 00:49:42,980 And they have day care. 861 00:49:43,047 --> 00:49:45,649 And since then I have met extraordinary nuns. 862 00:49:45,716 --> 00:49:47,685 They are not them. These are cunts. 863 00:49:49,286 --> 00:49:50,387 They... They are. 864 00:49:50,454 --> 00:49:51,689 They hit us. 865 00:49:51,755 --> 00:49:55,092 That... I've never been hit before, you know. 866 00:49:55,159 --> 00:49:57,228 And I'm very scared to them. 867 00:49:57,294 --> 00:50:01,031 Like, if we don't exist & apos; Don't sleep on us, like, small mats during naps, 868 00:50:01,098 --> 00:50:02,600 they will hit us. 869 00:50:02,666 --> 00:50:05,002 And then, like, um, for lunch 870 00:50:05,069 --> 00:50:07,705 we'll go into the forest, because it's New Hampshire, 871 00:50:07,771 --> 00:50:11,408 and they give us this peanut-and-jelly jam sandwich, 872 00:50:11,475 --> 00:50:14,478 and we have to eat everything, or they will hit us. 873 00:50:16,614 --> 00:50:18,482 And I like peanut butter and jelly. 874 00:50:20,050 --> 00:50:21,585 But this is different. 875 00:50:21,652 --> 00:50:23,254 Peanut butter and jam. 876 00:50:23,721 --> 00:50:24,721 And the jam... 877 00:50:25,522 --> 00:50:27,625 I never experienced traffic jams before. 878 00:50:27,691 --> 00:50:30,127 Like... This is different. 879 00:50:30,794 --> 00:50:33,631 It has, like, pieces in it. 880 00:50:36,066 --> 00:50:39,136 But we have to eat everything, or they will hit us. 881 00:50:39,203 --> 00:50:40,604 I'm very scared, I... 882 00:50:41,272 --> 00:50:43,741 Because I didn't know I could take a punch. at that time. 883 00:50:44,708 --> 00:50:46,510 And I... Okay, wait. 884 00:50:46,577 --> 00:50:47,811 Insert the pin into it. 885 00:50:48,646 --> 00:50:51,148 Put the pin on it when I tell you something. 886 00:50:52,116 --> 00:50:56,620 This is human behavior. That we tell ourselves horror... 887 00:50:57,187 --> 00:50:58,522 888 00:50:59,356 --> 00:51:00,557 Horror stories. 889 00:51:00,624 --> 00:51:01,759 Horror stories. 890 00:51:01,825 --> 00:51:03,193 Horror stories. 891 00:51:04,395 --> 00:51:05,395 Horror. 892 00:51:05,729 --> 00:51:07,498 Horror stories. We say to ourselves... 893 00:51:08,365 --> 00:51:10,100 I say it too often. 894 00:51:12,136 --> 00:51:14,505 We tell our own horror stories. 895 00:51:14,571 --> 00:51:17,174 That's just a human condition. 896 00:51:17,741 --> 00:51:21,512 You know, like we go, uh. "I have to pass the crack on the road 897 00:51:21,578 --> 00:51:24,415 before the car passes me, or I'll die." 898 00:51:25,549 --> 00:51:27,451 It's not just you. That is everyone. 899 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:29,186 Everybody does that. 900 00:51:29,253 --> 00:51:32,623 My therapist says it & apos; how do we deal with mortality. 901 00:51:33,691 --> 00:51:38,729 Um, so, I'm eating peanut butter sandwich and jam this, 902 00:51:39,396 --> 00:51:42,633 and I tell myself horror stories. 903 00:51:43,300 --> 00:51:45,235 And the horror story is... 904 00:51:45,769 --> 00:51:49,206 This jam is nuns & apos; period of blood. 905 00:51:55,813 --> 00:51:58,749 But I have to eat it all. I am very afraid of being beaten. 906 00:51:58,816 --> 00:51:59,850 I eat it like this. 907 00:52:02,820 --> 00:52:04,888 And I devour it. I don't know what... 908 00:52:06,724 --> 00:52:08,392 put it in my head that... 909 00:52:09,560 --> 00:52:15,165 jam will, you know, have, like, chunky hearts like pieces in it. 910 00:52:18,869 --> 00:52:22,439 Okay, I'll try to tell this story. 911 00:52:23,440 --> 00:52:24,675 I almost died this summer. 912 00:52:24,742 --> 00:52:26,543 I really almost die this summer. 913 00:52:26,610 --> 00:52:28,345 I, um... I'm on the road. 914 00:52:28,912 --> 00:52:30,414 Having a sore throat is a pain. 915 00:52:30,481 --> 00:52:31,849 Don't think much about that. 916 00:52:32,483 --> 00:52:34,785 The type turns cold, that kind of thing. 917 00:52:35,352 --> 00:52:37,921 Uh, then I go home, and I feel the same sore throat again. 918 00:52:38,188 --> 00:52:40,791 So, I went, "Ehh, I'm home. I'll go to the doctor." 919 00:52:40,858 --> 00:52:42,292 What I never did. 920 00:52:42,359 --> 00:52:43,594 So, I went to doctor. 921 00:52:44,395 --> 00:52:47,164 And, uh, he made me wait. like it, a long time. 922 00:52:47,231 --> 00:52:49,800 And I'll go, like, "Oh, fuck with this." But I stay there. 923 00:52:50,801 --> 00:52:52,669 He looked at my throat, and he was like: 924 00:52:52,736 --> 00:52:54,538 "We will go to the emergency room." 925 00:52:54,605 --> 00:52:58,842 I have.... Like abscesses at the top... 926 00:52:59,777 --> 00:53:03,480 wind pipes, which your breathing comes from. 927 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:08,452 So, um, like, this abscess is also < br /> will grow another millimeter 928 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:12,189 and stop my breath and I will die, 929 00:53:12,256 --> 00:53:13,924 or it will explode, 930 00:53:14,191 --> 00:53:16,860 and it is filled with poison, and that will kill me. 931 00:53:17,561 --> 00:53:18,429 Um... 932 00:53:18,495 --> 00:53:21,565 Don tt be scared. It & apos; s really rare. It & apos; s not going to happen to you. 933 00:53:21,632 --> 00:53:23,901 Except that, I think. 934 00:53:23,967 --> 00:53:24,967 But... 935 00:53:25,836 --> 00:53:27,805 So, I have to go to the hospital. 936 00:53:27,871 --> 00:53:33,510 And then, um, they put me down, like, a general... 937 00:53:33,577 --> 00:53:35,879 Like... Some kind of medicine 938 00:53:35,946 --> 00:53:38,949 just to relax me before surgery. 939 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:41,518 940 00:53:41,585 --> 00:53:45,522 And, like, without my knowledge, 941 00:53:45,589 --> 00:53:48,258 they told me, uh, Amy's friends and my girlfriend, Michael, 942 00:53:48,325 --> 00:53:50,461 they are like, um, "This is a very dangerous operation. 943 00:53:50,527 --> 00:53:52,796 He might not succeed. 944 00:53:52,863 --> 00:53:55,566 You know, it's very risky." Bla, blah, blah. 945 00:53:55,632 --> 00:53:59,002 Meanwhile, I feel fine. 946 00:53:59,269 --> 00:54:01,271 And I like, "I'm not tall enough." 947 00:54:01,338 --> 00:54:06,543 And I can tell you exactly what happened because Amy really doesn't like 948 00:54:06,610 --> 00:54:08,712 to record all of this. 949 00:54:09,413 --> 00:54:10,413 So... 950 00:54:11,982 --> 00:54:14,518 You only see me like, "I'm not tall enough." 951 00:54:14,585 --> 00:54:16,353 And then they are like, "You're fine." 952 00:54:16,420 --> 00:54:19,623 And then I proved to them. That I am not tall enough, 953 00:54:19,690 --> 00:54:22,693 um, by explaining Brexit. 954 00:54:24,795 --> 00:54:27,664 And it's very nuanced, and I have an opinion. 955 00:54:27,731 --> 00:54:29,466 That, like, is absolutely perfect. 956 00:54:29,533 --> 00:54:31,835 Like, You can hear the anesthesiologist leave, like: 957 00:54:31,902 --> 00:54:33,637 "Wow, he's right." 958 00:54:34,438 --> 00:54:35,438 And, um... 959 00:54:36,340 --> 00:54:39,610 And then, uh, you see me. likes, getting pushed out. 960 00:54:39,676 --> 00:54:43,680 And then, um, like, Michael and Amy can't come with me, 961 00:54:43,747 --> 00:54:46,483 likes, past the operating room door. or whatever. 962 00:54:46,550 --> 00:54:50,921 So, when I left, I said to Michael... Which one do we want to do, 963 00:54:50,988 --> 00:54:53,423 if the elevator door is closed or something: 964 00:54:53,490 --> 00:54:54,858 "I want to see someone else." 965 00:54:54,925 --> 00:54:55,925 And then... 966 00:54:58,629 --> 00:55:02,933 And then the last thing you see on the video that is I looked at his cellphone 967 00:55:03,000 --> 00:55:06,069 and went like, "Play this in slow motion on my death reel." 968 00:55:06,336 --> 00:55:07,336 So, um... 969 00:55:08,939 --> 00:55:12,509 So, then I underwent this operation. 970 00:55:12,576 --> 00:55:14,711 And I stayed. And, um... 971 00:55:15,546 --> 00:55:18,448 But it's really... It's a tough week 972 00:55:18,515 --> 00:55:22,653 because I have very low blood pressure. I think. 973 00:55:22,719 --> 00:55:25,622 And so, they can't make me sleep for that. 974 00:55:26,089 --> 00:55:28,325 And so, I have to... 975 00:55:28,392 --> 00:55:32,062 After the operation was carried out. they put a breathing tube into my throat. 976 00:55:32,696 --> 00:55:36,533 And then because it was human nature. if you wake up 977 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,703 to pull something that is in your throat, 978 00:55:40,103 --> 00:55:42,773 they have to tie my hand down. 979 00:55:43,640 --> 00:55:45,842 So, every time I wake up, 980 00:55:45,909 --> 00:55:48,779 I'll go to drag this thing. Get out of my throat. 981 00:55:48,845 --> 00:55:51,682 And then I will see that my hand is tied, 982 00:55:51,748 --> 00:55:54,651 and then I just think what people will think 983 00:55:54,718 --> 00:55:57,888 in that situation, which one. "I have been captured by ISIS." 984 00:55:59,056 --> 00:56:00,524 And it's very scary. 985 00:56:00,591 --> 00:56:03,393 And then a sister must come to me aside and be like, 986 00:56:03,460 --> 00:56:05,495 "Sweet, you're fine. You just had surgery. 987 00:56:05,562 --> 00:56:08,765 They must have your hands... " You know, and then I will understand. 988 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:11,868 And then I will fall asleep, and one minute later I will wake up 989 00:56:11,935 --> 00:56:13,837 and everything will happen again. 990 00:56:13,904 --> 00:56:15,105 And it's very scary. 991 00:56:15,372 --> 00:56:17,507 That is a nightmare. I don't remember... 992 00:56:17,574 --> 00:56:21,878 Like , I'm awake, but I don't remember anything. 993 00:56:21,945 --> 00:56:24,414 994 00:56:24,481 --> 00:56:25,481 And there are some funny stories. 995 00:56:27,417 --> 00:56:28,719 Like, um... 996 00:56:28,785 --> 00:56:30,921 > 997 00:56:30,988 --> 00:56:32,656 I will really itch. 998 00:56:32,723 --> 00:56:34,691 The medicine inside me is very itchy. 999 00:56:34,758 --> 00:56:37,594 But my hand is tied up. 1000 00:56:37,661 --> 00:56:38,962 And my sister will fight < br /> with nurses 1001 00:56:39,630 --> 00:56:41,164 just let one free hand so I can scratch. 1002 00:56:41,932 --> 00:56:44,835 like, I have an itch, like, just around the vagina. 1003 00:56:44,901 --> 00:56:48,105 And I... It feels... That, like, is so much relieved. 1004 00:56:48,171 --> 00:56:51,508 And then my friend John stands in a corner. 1005 00:56:51,575 --> 00:56:53,910 And I think... I don't remember this. I say this. 1006 00:56:53,977 --> 00:56:55,445 I pulled my hand out 1007 00:56:55,512 --> 00:56:57,648 and then I, like, presented it to John. 1008 00:56:59,683 --> 00:57:02,119 And then, next time, like, my hand was tied. 1009 00:57:02,719 --> 00:57:03,719 And, um... 1010 00:57:05,522 --> 00:57:06,523 That I served him? 1011 00:57:07,758 --> 00:57:09,693 And then, um... He's like: 1012 00:57:11,695 --> 00:57:13,096 In my mind. I do not remember. 1013 00:57:15,465 --> 00:57:17,134 Oh, next time... 1014 00:57:18,001 --> 00:57:20,938 I was told, a nurse is in the room, 1015 00:57:21,004 --> 00:57:24,975 and I, somehow, like it. < br /> Even though I don't have a mouth or hand, 1016 00:57:25,042 --> 00:57:27,945 but I, like, make it clear to him, like, it is an emergency. 1017 00:57:28,011 --> 00:57:31,648 I have to say something to him. And they give me paper and pencil. 1018 00:57:31,715 --> 00:57:35,485 And I wrote, and that is very important. 1019 00:57:35,552 --> 00:57:37,754 And I finally finished, and then I showed him, 1020 00:57:37,821 --> 00:57:41,458 and he was seen , and it just says, "Do you live with your mother?" 1021 00:57:41,525 --> 00:57:42,859 With a penis image. 1022 00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,095 And, I mean... 1023 00:57:47,931 --> 00:57:51,668 really proof that once your conscious mind is out of the way, 1024 00:57:51,735 --> 00:57:53,971 it's just, like, a mere comic genius. 1025 00:57:56,807 --> 00:57:59,209 You, we have reached the end. 1026 00:58:02,179 --> 00:58:05,816 > 1027 00:58:06,483 --> 00:58:07,483 Do you make a scene because you seem to know the word? 1028 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:11,855 Thank you. 1029 00:58:13,857 --> 00:58:14,857 You are very vocal, but in perfect numbers . 1030 00:58:20,063 --> 00:58:23,834 Like, next time you want, like, like, "Yay," for me or something, 1031 00:58:23,900 --> 00:58:25,669 leave & apos; s do this. You can go like this: 1032 00:58:29,106 --> 00:58:30,640 Okay, the end. 1033 00:58:30,707 --> 00:58:31,742 Did I say it correctly? 1034 00:58:34,244 --> 00:58:37,014 Now we have to, like, take your shot: 1035 00:58:41,852 --> 00:58:43,720 Um, yes, because we are here. 1036 00:58:45,088 --> 00:58:47,124 Um... Jesus will come back. 1037 00:58:48,058 --> 00:58:49,793 Oh, on my back. 1038 00:58:49,860 --> 00:58:51,795 That's it. 1039 00:58:53,830 --> 00:58:56,166 That's water. He changed it to come. 1040 00:58:56,233 --> 00:58:59,169 How smart is that? 1041 00:59:04,141 --> 00:59:05,776 I don't know if there is a God & apos. 1042 00:59:06,243 --> 00:59:08,211 I mean, I can't imagine being there & apos; s God. 1043 00:59:08,278 --> 00:59:10,247 But I don't know. 1044 00:59:10,313 --> 00:59:11,648 You also don't know, you know? 1045 00:59:11,715 --> 00:59:14,851 But if there is a God, that is a God like that, like, 1046 00:59:14,918 --> 00:59:17,287 is really fine with murder 1047 00:59:17,554 --> 00:59:22,659 and, uh, child- starving children and... rotating class. 1048 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:25,796 You know, all... All cruelty of life. 1049 00:59:26,930 --> 00:59:27,831 I take... 1050 00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,166 Great spin class, 1051 00:59:29,232 --> 00:59:33,036 if you like being hit in the vagina 70 times a minute. 1052 00:59:34,237 --> 00:59:37,107 Even if it's just an ocean... 1053 00:59:37,174 --> 00:59:38,642 Thank you, Steve Agee. 1054 00:59:40,143 --> 00:59:45,682 While only white oceans sang word-N happily. p> 1055 00:59:49,286 --> 00:59:51,988 That is because they play hip-hop music there. 1056 00:59:52,055 --> 00:59:53,290 Do I need to say that? 1057 00:59:53,356 --> 00:59:54,925 Oh, Geez. 1058 00:59:57,060 --> 00:59:59,963 1059 01:00:03,166 --> 01:00:04,868 Do you like it, "Is that what they did there? 1060 01:00:04,935 --> 01:00:05,935 Yes. 1061 01:00:09,139 --> 01:00:10,139 I feel... 1062 01:00:10,974 --> 01:00:13,376 I feel like fraud Because I feel like I talk a lot about God and Jesus and all these things, 1063 01:00:13,643 --> 01:00:15,712 p> 1064 01:00:15,779 --> 01:00:18,648 about God and Jesus and all this stuff, 1065 01:00:18,715 --> 01:00:20,684 and... I'm embarrassed to admit it, but I'll admit it. 1066 01:00:21,985 --> 01:00:23,653 I haven't read the Bible . 1067 01:00:23,720 --> 01:00:26,323 I have tried. I have tried. 1068 01:00:27,757 --> 01:00:29,659 In my defense, it cannot be read. 1069 01:00:30,327 --> 01:00:31,628 Very boring. 1070 01:00:31,695 --> 01:00:34,131 Very dense. 1071 01:00:34,197 --> 01:00:39,302 But that's & apos; s, like, not as deep as that thought. 1072 01:00:43,406 --> 01:00:45,942 And it just sounds like super-annoying. Game of Thrones spec script or something. 1073 01:00:46,009 --> 01:00:47,277 When it returns, < i> Game of Thrones? 1074 01:00:47,344 --> 01:00:48,979 - April? - June. 1075 01:00:49,045 --> 01:00:50,046 - June. - June? 1076 01:00:50,113 --> 01:00:51,648 It was June. 1077 01:00:52,315 --> 01:00:53,683 Oh , My Lord. 1078 01:00:53,750 --> 01:00:54,784 I like it very much. 1079 01:00:54,851 --> 01:00:55,919 It's not perfect. 1080 01:00:56,920 --> 01:00:58,188 It's not perfect, though. 1081 01:00:58,255 --> 01:01:02,659 1082 01:01:04,027 --> 01:01:05,896 Like them... & apos; Cause, look, everyone uses 900 pounds of armor. 1083 01:01:06,796 --> 01:01:08,331 Then there's nothing from here to here. 1084 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:13,170 They only have this area to breathe. 1085 01:01:13,236 --> 01:01:14,871 You know what is the number one cause p> Slit throat. 1086 01:01:15,772 --> 01:01:17,307 I just said, there & apos; sa blacksmith in past fiction that was supposed to be fired. 1087 01:01:18,708 --> 01:01:20,243 The application that I did Twitter with, I can, um... 1088 01:01:22,078 --> 01:01:25,448 I only heard so old said that. 1089 01:01:29,119 --> 01:01:32,822 Aplikasi yang saya lakukan Twitter dengan, Saya bisa, um... 1090 01:01:34,024 --> 01:01:35,859 Saya hanya terdengar begitu tua mengatakan itu. 1091 01:01:35,926 --> 01:01:38,295 The application I did Twitter with, 1092 01:01:39,196 --> 01:01:42,232 was like I could schedule a tweet. 1093 01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:45,368 What I like, because sometimes I will think of two, three tweets. 1094 01:01:45,435 --> 01:01:46,937 I don't want to damage you. 1095 01:01:47,270 --> 01:01:48,405 I gave them space. 1096 01:01:49,839 --> 01:01:52,909 Years ago now, early Twitter, practically, 1097 01:01:53,810 --> 01:01:55,212 I scheduled a tweet. 1098 01:01:56,913 --> 01:02:01,184 I scheduled it for 8:05 a night Pacific Time. 1099 01:02:01,251 --> 01:02:02,485 Why would I remember that? 1100 01:02:03,787 --> 01:02:06,389 Because at 8 pm Pacific Time... 1101 01:02:07,424 --> 01:02:10,093 we captured and killed Osama bin Laden. 1102 01:02:12,028 --> 01:02:13,897 Twitterverse is burned. 1103 01:02:15,966 --> 01:02:17,434 At 08.05... 1104 01:02:19,936 --> 01:02:21,371 I tweeted: 1105 01:02:23,306 --> 01:02:26,176 "Why do my dogs & doodies get cold?" 1106 01:02:34,251 --> 01:02:37,454 Let me remind you, I schedule the tweet. 1107 01:02:37,520 --> 01:02:39,256 That is how well I think that is. 1108 01:02:41,791 --> 01:02:44,394 And I feel a little like Peter Sellers in Being There. 1109 01:02:44,461 --> 01:02:49,065 Like, people put deeper into me. than I am at all. 1110 01:02:49,132 --> 01:02:52,102 I'm sure there are people. who saw the tweet and like: 1111 01:02:52,168 --> 01:02:55,171 "Do you know what? It's cold. But that is our job." 1112 01:03:04,447 --> 01:03:06,349 Okay, this is how I will end. 1113 01:03:09,252 --> 01:03:11,888 I suspect this is A pretty godless crowd. 1114 01:03:11,955 --> 01:03:16,326 Um, I like... I have been on the road, and I want to end by asking whether there & apos... 1115 01:03:16,393 --> 01:03:18,528 Now I feel like a bully because it's so godless. 1116 01:03:18,795 --> 01:03:21,097 Usually when I'm somewhere else
country, 1117 01:03:21,164 --> 01:03:22,899 I'm the only godless person, 1118 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:24,801 and then I don't feel like a bastard. 1119 01:03:25,468 --> 01:03:28,872 But is there anyone here who believes in God? 1120 01:03:28,938 --> 01:03:32,375 Don't like it, "I believe there is something." < br /> I mean, like, organized religion. 1121 01:03:32,442 --> 01:03:36,012 Like Christianity, Muslims, Jews, bah, bah, bah... 1122 01:03:36,579 --> 01:03:39,949 You have, like, five seconds to raise your hand, if you are close. 1123 01:03:40,817 --> 01:03:41,985 Yes, I don't think so. 1124 01:03:42,052 --> 01:03:43,052 Really? 1125 01:03:43,386 --> 01:03:46,890 Can you approach me? So I'm in the light? 1126 01:03:47,290 --> 01:03:49,192 But get on stage. 1127 01:03:49,592 --> 01:03:50,960 What is your religion? 1128 01:03:51,027 --> 01:03:53,396 Uh... I'll say I'm a Christian. 1129 01:03:55,398 --> 01:03:57,934 You will say you are a Christian? 1130 01:03:58,001 --> 01:04:00,470 There are & # 39; s, like, many different words that we can use. 1131 01:04:00,537 --> 01:04:01,538 I am Protestant. 1132 01:04:01,604 --> 01:04:04,074 I might classify myself as a Lutheran. 1133 01:04:05,075 --> 01:04:06,009 All right. 1134 01:04:06,076 --> 01:04:07,076 Okay. 1135 01:04:08,178 --> 01:04:09,612 What's your name, sir? 1136 01:04:09,879 --> 01:04:11,381 - Troy. - Hi, Troy. 1137 01:04:11,448 --> 01:04:13,116 - Hi. - Thank you for doing this. 1138 01:04:13,183 --> 01:04:14,351 It's very brave. 1139 01:04:15,018 --> 01:04:16,886 We are in Los Angeles. This is very godless. 1140 01:04:16,953 --> 01:04:18,955 I attract godless people. 1141 01:04:19,022 --> 01:04:21,991 So, I don't want you to feel disturbed. or something. 1142 01:04:22,058 --> 01:04:24,894 It's okay. I raise my hand voluntarily. 1143 01:04:24,961 --> 01:04:26,529 What do you say your name is? Troy? 1144 01:04:26,596 --> 01:04:28,932 - Troy. - Oh, alright. That is fun. 1145 01:04:28,998 --> 01:04:29,998 All right, Troy. 1146 01:04:30,433 --> 01:04:32,202 I would love to ask this question. 1147 01:04:32,268 --> 01:04:34,537 I am very happy there & apos; God here. 1148 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,940 All right, you are a Christian. 1149 01:04:37,006 --> 01:04:38,326 - Right. - Protestant area. 1150 01:04:40,310 --> 01:04:41,544 This is a question... 1151 01:04:43,546 --> 01:04:46,983 which I think should be one of the big questions, even. 1152 01:04:47,050 --> 01:04:48,151 Okay. 1153 01:04:48,218 --> 01:04:49,218 Yes or no... 1154 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:53,390 can you let God enter your mouth? 1155 01:05:00,230 --> 01:05:01,898 - No, no. - No? 1156 01:05:01,965 --> 01:05:03,442 - No. - Okay, go back to your seat. 1157 01:05:03,466 --> 01:05:05,001 Oh God, no. 1158 01:05:05,068 --> 01:05:06,102 Thank you very much . 1159 01:05:06,169 --> 01:05:07,169 Thank you, Troy. 1160 01:05:07,470 --> 01:05:09,506 No. That's amazing to me. 1161 01:05:09,572 --> 01:05:11,508 But it's not unique. 1162 01:05:12,509 --> 01:05:14,511 Not a unique answer, I will tell you that. 1163 01:05:14,577 --> 01:05:18,047 Saya akan mengatakan jawabannya harus ya. 1164 01:05:18,515 --> 01:05:22,218 Um, but I will tell you. That's because I've traveled the country, 1165 01:05:22,285 --> 01:05:26,055 80 percent, at least, of men say no, like Troy. 1166 01:05:26,122 --> 01:05:29,292 So, congratulations because it's not unique. 1167 01:05:29,359 --> 01:05:32,695 But it's wrong, in my opinion. 1168 01:05:32,962 --> 01:05:35,965 That is, uh, very narrow, I think. 1169 01:05:36,032 --> 01:05:39,936 You know , it's like, until now, Troy, you said, "Lord... 1170 01:05:40,703 --> 01:05:43,973 I know that there is AIDS and rape 1171 01:05:44,040 --> 01:05:46,543 and hunger and genocide and murder. 1172 01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:50,213 But I know you have a plan, and I am your servant. 1173 01:05:50,280 --> 01:05:51,514 Unless you serve come. 1174 01:05:51,581 --> 01:05:52,581 1175 01:05:56,953 --> 01:05:58,087 Then I go out. " 1176 01:06:01,157 --> 01:06:05,495 That's very petty. 1177 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,131 God told Abraham to kill his son. 1178 01:06:08,198 --> 01:06:10,099 And you know what Abraham said? 1179 01:06:10,700 --> 01:06:11,968 " No problem. Chip! 1180 01:06:15,238 --> 01:06:19,108 I know, I don't read the Bible, but everyone knows Abraham's son & apos are Chip. 1181 01:06:21,377 --> 01:06:24,714 And Abraham will kill his son. 1182 01:06:24,981 --> 01:06:28,084 And then right before he did it, God like, "I'm joking. 1183 01:06:28,618 --> 01:06:29,752 Can I enter your mouth?" 1184 01:06:36,726 --> 01:06:40,497 Abraham & apos s like, "Is that a test my faith? " 1185 01:06:41,731 --> 01:06:44,334 God & apos; like, "Sure. Yes." 1186 01:06:48,271 --> 01:06:51,341 And then the Lord came in Abraham... 1187 01:06:51,407 --> 01:06:55,645 This turned into fan fiction. But God came in the mouth of Abraham. 1188 01:06:58,114 --> 01:06:59,148 p> 1189 01:07:00,183 --> 01:07:05,154 And Abraham & apos; s like: 1190 01:07:05,221 --> 01:07:08,791 "Wow, I really think. You will stop at the last second 1191 01:07:09,058 --> 01:07:11,761 like you did with murder..." Or I think he's like, 1192 01:07:16,599 --> 01:07:19,269 As God said, "I work in a mysterious way." 1193 01:07:20,503 --> 01:07:21,771 Thank you very much. 1194 01:07:37,320 --> 01:07:39,422 - Okay. - I am sharp as a tactic. 1195 01:07:40,323 --> 01:07:42,668 - Here it is. - But they only put something 1196 01:07:42,692 --> 01:07:46,229 intravenously. And that... And it feels like... 1197 01:07:47,163 --> 01:07:48,197 I'm getting taller. 1198 01:07:50,733 --> 01:07:52,101 Is it I'm getting taller? 1199 01:07:54,804 --> 01:07:56,339 It feels like... 1200 01:07:57,807 --> 01:07:59,576 This is no big deal, actually. 1201 01:07:59,642 --> 01:08:01,377 Not too intense. 1202 01:08:02,745 --> 01:08:04,547 I feel like I can give... 1203 01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:07,116 I can argue with the political side. 1204 01:08:08,117 --> 01:08:11,588 Mm-hm. So, tell me... Talk to me through Brexit. 1205 01:08:11,654 --> 01:08:16,259 Brexit is like, you know, the same person, uh... 1206 01:08:17,393 --> 01:08:21,130 name their children... Bentley 1207 01:08:21,197 --> 01:08:23,333 because they think it's classy. 1208 01:08:23,399 --> 01:08:25,835 They are the ones who choose Brexit. 1209 01:08:27,236 --> 01:08:31,341 Really don't know, innocent. 1210 01:08:31,407 --> 01:08:34,277 Uh... Thinking is their best interest. 1211 01:08:34,344 --> 01:08:36,746 p> 1212 01:08:36,813 --> 01:08:43,319 They choose completely against their best interests. 1213 01:08:44,354 --> 01:08:46,189 These things that the EU provides their lives to make them habitable. 1214 01:08:46,556 --> 01:08:50,660 Uh, they just overthrew it. 1215 01:08:51,361 --> 01:08:52,361 And they rely on the NHS, and that is a false promise. 1216 01:08:53,429 --> 01:08:54,430 Mm-hm. 1217 01:08:55,531 --> 01:08:56,531 Uh. 1218 01:08:57,266 --> 01:09:00,370 You know. 1219 01:09:00,436 --> 01:09:03,406 So, what are you going to do? There are lots of Bentleys in the world. 1220 01:09:04,707 --> 01:09:06,509 Many Mercedes and Porsches. 1221 01:09:06,576 --> 01:09:09,746 And they will become strippers. 1222 01:09:09,812 --> 01:09:10,880 But some of them might be Supreme Judge. 1223 01:09:11,714 --> 01:09:13,282 Mm-hm. 1224 01:09:13,349 --> 01:09:15,218 And I have hope. 1225 01:09:15,284 --> 01:09:17,320 We all just listen to the same thing... 1226 01:09:17,787 --> 01:09:19,689 For different lies. 1227 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:22,484 Maybe you should... 1228 01:09:22,525 --> 01:09:25,638 - And he is still in sense too. - Maybe you should give him more. 1229 01:09:25,662 --> 01:09:27,230 I am. I don't feel very high. 1230 01:09:27,296 --> 01:09:28,765 No, that's right. 1231 01:09:28,831 --> 01:09:30,767 No, no. That is good. You are perfect. 1232 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:34,504 You know... only if people are invited to talk... 1233 01:09:34,570 --> 01:09:36,372 This is what he is like every day. 1234 01:09:36,439 --> 01:09:38,174 by people who don't have an agenda 1235 01:09:38,241 --> 01:09:40,309 and can be honest make serious decisions 1236 01:09:40,376 --> 01:09:43,913 based on what they think best for themselves and the country, 1237 01:09:44,180 --> 01:09:46,683 we will be wild success around. 1238 01:09:46,749 --> 01:09:48,284 I know, right? 1239 01:09:49,218 --> 01:09:53,356 But we don't have it . unfortunately. 1240 01:09:54,590 --> 01:09:56,325 I'm not tall at all. 1241 01:09:56,392 --> 01:09:57,927 This object is dirt. 1242 01:10:02,965 --> 01:10:03,965 Well... 1243 01:10:04,734 --> 01:10:07,203 They will roll me to the ER 1244 01:10:07,270 --> 01:10:10,206 and make me sleep for a few days with a breathing tube.

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