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OUR LOVERS

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Hello.

3
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Can I help you?

4
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Yes.

5
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Will I come back?

6
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Yes, give me a minute.

7
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Got any brandy?

8
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Sure. Which do you want?

9
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I don't know.
I've never tried it.

10
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Hang on.

11
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This is the best I've got.

12
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Try it, and if you like it
I'll give you a glass.

13
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Good, isn't it?

14
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It's Brand A.

15
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Was that a joke?

16
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It sounded better in my head.

17
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- A glass?
- I'd prefer another of these.

18
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Not taking any risks.

19
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Under no circumstances.

20
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- Can I have another?
- You don't want a glass?

21
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No.

22
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I don't know happened.
It was an impulse.

23
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An act of passion?

24
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I think so.

25
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OK.

26
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Hi, there.

27
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Do we know each other?

28
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No.

29
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But I'd like that.

30
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The routine with the brandy was...
promising.

31
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All right.

32
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- I'm...
- No, no!

33
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Don't tell me your name.
I don't want to know.

34
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Why?

35
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I don't want to call you
what everyone does.

36
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Why?

37
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I want to give you a name
that means something to me,

38
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one that only I know and use.

39
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You'll do the same with me.

40
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- Find a name for you?
- Yes.

41
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But not now.
When we know each other better.

42
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Do you think I'm crazy?

43
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- Are you crazy?
- Perhaps.

44
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Does it matter?

45
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My pleasure,
whoever you are.

46
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No, no, no.

47
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- No kisses.
- Of course not. What an idea!

48
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I don't like routine kisses.

49
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- Any questions?
- Yes.

50
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But you'll be disappointed.
They're clichés.

51
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That's flattering.

52
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- Asking clichéd questions?
- No.

53
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We've just met
and you don't want to disappoint me.

54
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The first question is so obvious
I prefer you ask it yourself.

55
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And if my question
isn't what your question was?

56
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I'm sure it will be.

57
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OK,

58
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- but you answer it.
- It's a deal.

59
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Can we shake hands?

60
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Yes, because it means something.

61
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Do I do this often?

62
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- Do what?
- Chat people up like this.

63
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At times,
when you see someone interesting.

64
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- Why you?
- Why me?

65
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Why did I pick you?

66
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You think I'm interesting,
for some reason.

67
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What reason?

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You answer that.

69
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Do you like parks?

70
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Yes, I do.

71
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I love going to parks
and watching children play.

72
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Suddenly one child will go up
to another he doesn't know

73
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and just say: "Shall we play?"

74
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And they start playing.

75
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When I saw you, I thought
you'd want to play with me.

76
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Shall we play?

77
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Sure.

78
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Great!

79
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What'll we play?

80
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That's where
we're different from children.

81
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They want to know
what the game is.

82
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But you and I will find out
while we're playing.

83
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How long does the game last?

84
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Until we're bored.

85
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Any rules?

86
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Yes, there are.

87
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I don't want you
to find out anything about me.

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I don't want you to know who I am,
so no Internet and no phones.

89
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But I suppose the idea
is that we'll meet again.

90
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That's the idea.

91
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So how do we arrange it?

92
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We talk.

93
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We set a day, a time, a place.

94
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That's worked for centuries.
It shouldn't fail now.

95
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No, it shouldn't.

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Anything else?

97
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Yes.

98
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You like to go slowly.
I don't.

99
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I don't want to waste time.
No beating about the bush.

100
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If I ask you something,
you answer immediately.

101
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And if I don't want to?

102
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Lie to me.

103
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Lying is much more creative
and fun than telling the truth.

104
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I trust lies.

105
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As someone said:
"A lie always tells the truth".

106
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Who said that?

107
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I did, two seconds ago.

108
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Very well.

109
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I'll lie to you.

110
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Any more rules?

111
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Yes, the most important one.

112
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Whatever happens,
don't fall in love with me.

113
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Is it dangerous?

114
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Yes, very.

115
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For me or for you?

116
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I have to go.

117
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So, today is Monday.

118
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In a week's time we'll meet there.
Around this time.

119
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Perfect.

120
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You and I are going to have fun.

121
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A drink?

122
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Cristóbal, are you there?

123
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My dear partner,

124
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we need the Anton Chekov within you.

125
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This is the situation.

126
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In act one, Ditsy and Bozo
are chased by Russian hitmen.

127
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Pure Chekhov.

128
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They think the girls are cops
pretending to be mental retards.

129
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The girls are running away
because they think

130
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the hitmen are in love with them
and the guys are... no, not ugly.

131
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Take it up a level.

132
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I'll ignore that provocation.

133
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What's the dramatic conflict here?

134
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They shake off the hitmen because
a) Ditsy vomits over them

135
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or b) Bozo does one of her farts
and leaves them unconscious.

136
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Not an easy decision.

137
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If it were, any moron could make it.

138
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- Vomit or a fart.
- That is the question.

139
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Ditsy and Bozo.

140
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A girl chatted me up today.

141
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- Seriously?
- Yes.

142
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- Are you sure?
- I think so.

143
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- Ugly?
- No.

144
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Up a level?

145
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Stop provoking me.

146
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Sorry, I mean, very ugly,
monstrous, hair-raising?

147
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No, just the opposite.
She was really nice.

148
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Remember what I told you
I'd thought of doing and you said

149
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- I shouldn't do it?
- You did it?

150
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No.

151
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You did it.

152
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You know,

153
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you can combine intellectual
brilliance with such pure imbecility

154
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that it has me fascinated.

155
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The thing is, if I hadn't done it,

156
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I wouldn't have been
where the girl who chatted me up

157
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chatted me up.

158
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What's her name?

159
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- She didn't say.
- Of course.

160
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You can just call her
"the girl who chatted me up".

161
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- I didn't tell her mine.
- Excellent.

162
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I mean, she can just call you
"the guy I chatted up".

163
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She wants us
to give each other new names

164
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when we know each other better.

165
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You know she could be
fucking insane?

166
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Yes, or what you ayatollahs
in film theory call...

167
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- A Manic Pixie Dream Girl.
- ...a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

168
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So, your life is in chaos
and you decide to throw in a lunatic

169
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to really fuck it up, right?

170
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She may not be that crazy.

171
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Take that!

172
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Well, I don't think she'll get
the Nobel Prize for Sanity.

173
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But you can try to screw her.

174
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A quick tumble
could add some light to all that...

175
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darkness.

176
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- One thing I haven't said.
- Oh, God. About what?

177
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About the Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

178
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Has it got
anything to do with Maria?

179
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No.

180
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Yes, it has.

181
00:14:21,541 --> 00:14:22,665
What would happen

182
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if while they were escaping
from the Russian hitmen,

183
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Ditsy and Bozo bump their heads
together and swap personalities?

184
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Ditsy becomes Bozo
and Bozo, Ditsy?

185
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It's an idea.

186
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I like it.

187
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I like it because
if Ditsy vomits and Bozo farts

188
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now Ditsy would fart
and Bozo would vomit!

189
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High comedy.

190
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Careful, we don't want
to get too sophisticated.

191
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- I'd rather die.
- Yes.

192
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- I'm going for a shower.
- Yes, you've earned it.

193
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I'm going to explore this line.

194
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Fuck, I love writing!

195
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One week later...

196
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Hello.

197
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Been here long?

198
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Half an hour.

199
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But don't worry.
I like waiting.

200
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- I could come back later.
- I'm serious.

201
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I think of all the stupid things
I don't have time to think about.

202
00:15:47,041 --> 00:15:50,665
By "stupid things", you mean
the things you really care about?

203
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Probably.

204
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,249
Look, this is
our first official date.

205
00:15:56,375 --> 00:15:58,540
Are you going to do
a Paulo Coelho on me?

206
00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:02,082
Don't play with fire!

207
00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,749
What can I get you?

208
00:16:06,500 --> 00:16:07,957
Why this excess?

209
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:11,249
Let's be daring.
We'll drink from a glass!

210
00:16:12,083 --> 00:16:14,874
I'll have the same,
and to hell with the consequences!

211
00:16:18,625 --> 00:16:22,290
Even though you compare me with
Paulo Coelho, I'm glad you came.

212
00:16:22,875 --> 00:16:24,332
Did you think I wouldn't?

213
00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,165
Wasn't that possible?

214
00:16:27,208 --> 00:16:30,082
No. In fact,
I was looking forward to today.

215
00:16:30,333 --> 00:16:32,165
Why? Do you like me?

216
00:16:33,541 --> 00:16:37,249
- Is that a trick question?
- Like almost all of mine.

217
00:16:38,958 --> 00:16:41,499
Then I'll give you a trick answer.

218
00:16:42,125 --> 00:16:45,499
How could I not like you?
You're a classic male fantasy.

219
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An attractive, funny, intelligent,
slightly crazy girl

220
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who stirs up a bored man
with her passion for life.

221
00:16:54,291 --> 00:16:55,540
Are you a bored man?

222
00:16:55,958 --> 00:16:58,415
No. I said that
so you'd work at it.

223
00:16:58,916 --> 00:17:01,290
Girls love redeeming
men with problems.

224
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- You don't say!
- Especially tough guys,

225
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bad boys, cretins...

226
00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:11,374
This is more promising
than the brandy routine. Go on.

227
00:17:11,791 --> 00:17:14,749
Someone should tell
the tough guys and bad boys

228
00:17:14,875 --> 00:17:15,957
why they score with girls.

229
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,332
Don't stop now.

230
00:17:19,041 --> 00:17:22,332
They think you melt
when you see them acting cocky

231
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:26,332
but really your maternal instinct
sees through their disguise.

232
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:30,207
- And we see the inner child?
- Exactly.

233
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The timid, insecure child
trying to overcome his fear of girls

234
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by pretending to be
the nasty hero of a nasty film.

235
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You feel a tenderness for them
and you sleep with them.

236
00:17:39,916 --> 00:17:41,124
You give them the prize.

237
00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:44,999
And that's why
we like bad-ass guys?

238
00:17:45,500 --> 00:17:48,874
Their inner child
arouses your maternal instinct.

239
00:17:49,458 --> 00:17:50,458
I see.

240
00:17:50,958 --> 00:17:53,040
So it's kind of like incest.

241
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U.I.I.
Unconscious Incestuous Impulses.

242
00:17:57,875 --> 00:17:59,624
This is the first time
I've verbalized it.

243
00:17:59,958 --> 00:18:03,040
Yeah, well, you shouldn't
verbalize it much more,

244
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especially in front of women.

245
00:18:06,375 --> 00:18:08,124
And what's your seduction method?

246
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,374
I act cocky and tough.

247
00:18:10,875 --> 00:18:12,790
- And does it work?
- Yes.

248
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At times. Not always.
Hardly ever.

249
00:18:18,333 --> 00:18:19,533
But, according to your theory,

250
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you score because
you've aroused a feeling of pity.

251
00:18:22,958 --> 00:18:25,415
And deep down, all guys know that.

252
00:18:25,875 --> 00:18:28,749
But we never talk about it.
And never will.

253
00:18:29,208 --> 00:18:30,290
It's our secret.

254
00:18:34,458 --> 00:18:36,698
Do you and your inner child
mind if I go to the washroom?

255
00:18:37,083 --> 00:18:38,165
No, we don't.

256
00:18:59,458 --> 00:19:02,124
Our first official date
seems like the fourth.

257
00:19:03,375 --> 00:19:06,582
Shouldn't it be more banal,
more superficial?

258
00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:10,707
I've made an ellipsis.
I've jumped forward three weeks.

259
00:19:10,875 --> 00:19:11,875
I see.

260
00:19:12,208 --> 00:19:14,499
Come back to today for a minute,

261
00:19:15,416 --> 00:19:17,374
and tell me
something about yourself,

262
00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,832
as if we were
getting to know each other.

263
00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,540
I'm an alien secret agent
sent by my bosses

264
00:19:24,708 --> 00:19:27,957
to assassinate the most important
political leaders on Earth.

265
00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,790
You'd be doing us a favor.

266
00:19:30,958 --> 00:19:31,958
Not really.

267
00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:36,374
The plan is to create chaos
and make our invasion easier.

268
00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,124
Do you know
how you'll kill them?

269
00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:42,582
I have to think about it.
It's mass magnicide.

270
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:46,832
And if I screw up, I'll face
an Intergalactic Court Martial.

271
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:51,165
- What planet are you from?
- One in the ass end of nowhere.

272
00:19:51,500 --> 00:19:52,999
Yes, I know it!

273
00:19:54,083 --> 00:19:57,165
Do you have a girlfriend there,
a wife...?

274
00:19:57,375 --> 00:20:00,165
It isn't necessary.
we're hermaphrodites.

275
00:20:00,416 --> 00:20:04,832
Listen, I'm bored talking about me.
Can I start lying?

276
00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:09,707
Talking about lying,

277
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,582
do you have
a false Earthling identity

278
00:20:13,750 --> 00:20:15,374
so as to go unnoticed?

279
00:20:16,333 --> 00:20:17,374
Of course.

280
00:20:17,833 --> 00:20:20,915
I can't go round saying
I'm an intergalactic assassin.

281
00:20:22,208 --> 00:20:24,249
And what's your cover?

282
00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,290
What do you think it is?

283
00:20:30,208 --> 00:20:33,290
You pass yourself off
as a guy from Saragossa

284
00:20:33,416 --> 00:20:35,999
who at first sight
isn't very remarkable...

285
00:20:36,125 --> 00:20:37,499
Perfectly normal.

286
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,999
...with a job he doesn't like...

287
00:20:40,708 --> 00:20:41,790
Frustrating.

288
00:20:42,166 --> 00:20:44,957
...and a social life
that isn't fully satisfying.

289
00:20:45,708 --> 00:20:46,708
Tedious.

290
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,332
Why did you go to the bookstore?

291
00:20:52,041 --> 00:20:53,957
I've never seen you there before.

292
00:20:54,666 --> 00:20:57,999
I like bookstores.
They're magical places.

293
00:20:58,125 --> 00:20:59,249
Yes, of course.

294
00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,332
Where you find girls like me,

295
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:06,832
stirring up intergalactic assassins
with their passion for life.

296
00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:09,040
And that's your cover.

297
00:21:09,833 --> 00:21:11,999
- You think so?
- I do.

298
00:21:13,166 --> 00:21:14,540
Maybe I'm like that.

299
00:21:15,166 --> 00:21:17,374
- No.
- Why not?

300
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,249
Because if you were,
you wouldn't be real.

301
00:21:21,375 --> 00:21:23,207
You'd be a fictional character.

302
00:21:23,458 --> 00:21:27,165
You'd only exist to help me
find a meaning to my life

303
00:21:27,291 --> 00:21:29,124
without caring about
your own happiness.

304
00:21:30,250 --> 00:21:35,124
What a writer friend of mine calls
a Manic Pixie Dream Girl.

305
00:21:35,958 --> 00:21:37,374
And what's that?

306
00:21:37,875 --> 00:21:39,957
Something that's hard to find.

307
00:21:41,166 --> 00:21:44,165
- Am I a Manic Pixie Dream Girl?
- No.

308
00:21:44,666 --> 00:21:45,957
That's your cover.

309
00:21:46,291 --> 00:21:50,082
Like mine to conceal that
I'm an intergalactic assassin.

310
00:21:51,625 --> 00:21:53,082
And what am I concealing?

311
00:21:56,958 --> 00:21:57,958
Come on.

312
00:22:02,416 --> 00:22:04,249
I think your heart was broken.

313
00:22:05,666 --> 00:22:06,999
Very recently.

314
00:22:07,916 --> 00:22:08,957
You were left,

315
00:22:09,541 --> 00:22:11,374
which could happen to any of us.

316
00:22:12,291 --> 00:22:16,290
But you feel
as if you've been torn apart.

317
00:22:18,166 --> 00:22:19,457
How do you know that?

318
00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:22,540
Are you all mind readers
on your planet?

319
00:22:23,208 --> 00:22:24,249
Of course.

320
00:22:25,791 --> 00:22:27,415
But, as well, I saw you.

321
00:22:29,583 --> 00:22:30,583
What?

322
00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:32,957
A few days before we met,

323
00:22:33,625 --> 00:22:34,625
I went to the bookstore

324
00:22:35,625 --> 00:22:39,374
<i>and I saw you sitting with him,
crying your eyes out.</i>

325
00:22:40,625 --> 00:22:44,165
<i>And you kept crying
for a long time after he left.</i>

326
00:22:46,750 --> 00:22:49,749
As well as an intergalactic
assassin, you're a cheat.

327
00:22:50,958 --> 00:22:52,624
You played with an advantage.

328
00:22:54,958 --> 00:22:56,457
Can you forgive me?

329
00:22:58,416 --> 00:23:00,540
You changed the rules of the game.

330
00:23:02,625 --> 00:23:04,040
I don't know if I like them.

331
00:23:05,166 --> 00:23:06,540
While you decide,

332
00:23:07,375 --> 00:23:08,499
can we keep playing?

333
00:23:12,333 --> 00:23:13,540
I have to go.

334
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:28,999
Will you come with me?

335
00:23:35,375 --> 00:23:37,124
Are you still in love with him?

336
00:23:38,250 --> 00:23:39,540
I can't help it.

337
00:23:41,000 --> 00:23:42,332
He isn't handsome.

338
00:23:43,208 --> 00:23:44,457
He doesn't have to be.

339
00:23:44,958 --> 00:23:46,957
He's a poet, you know.

340
00:23:47,375 --> 00:23:50,082
- Accursed?
- Really accursed.

341
00:23:50,750 --> 00:23:51,790
Is he good?

342
00:23:52,125 --> 00:23:53,874
Yes, that's the problem.

343
00:23:54,875 --> 00:23:57,957
How much are you in love with him,
from 0 to 10?

344
00:23:58,416 --> 00:23:59,416
Nine?

345
00:24:00,625 --> 00:24:01,999
I reckoned a seven.

346
00:24:02,416 --> 00:24:04,124
He really worked on it.

347
00:24:04,333 --> 00:24:06,874
He's the kind who doesn't stop
until you adore him.

348
00:24:07,041 --> 00:24:09,457
And when you do,
he gets scared and leaves.

349
00:24:09,750 --> 00:24:11,165
To look for another victim.

350
00:24:11,666 --> 00:24:14,290
He may have had one
before he left me.

351
00:24:14,958 --> 00:24:16,749
- You know him well.
- Yes.

352
00:24:17,125 --> 00:24:19,374
It's the second time
I've let him destroy me.

353
00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:21,207
I hope there won't be a third.

354
00:24:21,625 --> 00:24:24,332
So do I.
Because there could be.

355
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,832
You'd go back to him?

356
00:24:28,041 --> 00:24:31,665
If he changed, and changed a lot,
maybe.

357
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,124
Is that possible?

358
00:24:34,625 --> 00:24:39,415
My problem is I don't believe in
God, but I do believe in miracles.

359
00:24:41,791 --> 00:24:44,290
How big a fool am I,
from 0 to 10?

360
00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:45,958
Four.

361
00:24:46,291 --> 00:24:47,624
I was expecting an eight.

362
00:24:47,791 --> 00:24:50,874
No, I'm sure that
even if he was a bastard,

363
00:24:51,041 --> 00:24:54,707
you've had marvelous moments,
the kind we never talk about.

364
00:24:55,166 --> 00:24:56,457
What do you mean?

365
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:59,957
I mean that we mostly complain
about our partners.

366
00:25:00,500 --> 00:25:04,124
No one calls to tell you about
a romantic walk with his girlfriend,

367
00:25:04,250 --> 00:25:07,582
hand in hand, picking flowers,
stepping on dogshit together.

368
00:25:07,708 --> 00:25:10,582
But they do say:
"Look what the bastard did to me".

369
00:25:10,708 --> 00:25:12,707
Or:
"Listen to what the bitch said".

370
00:25:12,958 --> 00:25:14,249
That's how we are.

371
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:18,790
We moan about the bad parts and say
nothing about the great moments

372
00:25:18,916 --> 00:25:21,957
that keep us hooked
on bitches and bastards.

373
00:25:23,666 --> 00:25:27,707
You know when I had
my last great moment with my ex?

374
00:25:28,208 --> 00:25:30,624
It wasn't the day he left you.

375
00:25:31,083 --> 00:25:32,957
- The day before.
- A coherent guy.

376
00:25:33,083 --> 00:25:34,499
Super-coherent.

377
00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:36,957
We had a romantic dinner,

378
00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,499
he said he loved me
more than anything,

379
00:25:39,666 --> 00:25:41,832
and the next day, goodbye.

380
00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:44,624
I can say it in two ways:

381
00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:48,374
he's a sicko or he's a sack of shit.
You choose.

382
00:25:48,666 --> 00:25:49,874
No, they both work.

383
00:25:51,791 --> 00:25:53,415
And even so, I miss him.

384
00:25:54,250 --> 00:25:55,374
Really?

385
00:25:56,583 --> 00:25:59,582
That the difference
between real life and the movies.

386
00:25:59,708 --> 00:26:01,832
In the movies
a bastard is a bastard.

387
00:26:02,666 --> 00:26:05,332
In real life.
a bastard can also be wonderful.

388
00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:22,540
Thank you.

389
00:26:38,708 --> 00:26:40,582
How long were you together?

390
00:26:42,166 --> 00:26:44,999
Long enough to make me believe
I was the woman of his dreams.

391
00:26:45,500 --> 00:26:46,500
So why did he leave?

392
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,040
He started talking a load of shit
about karma, fate...

393
00:26:52,666 --> 00:26:57,249
I asked if he'd stopped loving me
and he said he loved me so much

394
00:26:57,500 --> 00:27:00,832
that a relationship as a couple
wasn't enough to show his love.

395
00:27:03,666 --> 00:27:05,749
Why did he leave me?
I don't know.

396
00:27:06,541 --> 00:27:09,999
He left for the same reason
we leave people and they leave us.

397
00:27:10,625 --> 00:27:11,332
Which is...?

398
00:27:11,625 --> 00:27:13,105
He thinks he deserves
better than you.

399
00:27:14,416 --> 00:27:15,540
Fucking bastard.

400
00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:17,332
Yes, insult him!

401
00:27:17,541 --> 00:27:19,290
No, you're the fucking bastard.

402
00:27:19,791 --> 00:27:21,957
- Do you realize what you said?
- Accept it!

403
00:27:22,416 --> 00:27:25,790
The fact is, if someone leaves you
it's because they think

404
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:27,957
there's something better
waiting for them.

405
00:27:28,458 --> 00:27:30,582
I'm not saying your ex will find it.

406
00:27:32,875 --> 00:27:34,249
Have I disappointed you?

407
00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:36,874
Why would you?

408
00:27:37,458 --> 00:27:40,749
Because I'm not
the typical classic male fantasy.

409
00:27:41,666 --> 00:27:45,332
I'm as screwed up as any
screwed up girl in the real world.

410
00:27:45,791 --> 00:27:49,040
And in love
with a sicko and/or a sack of shit.

411
00:27:49,500 --> 00:27:50,500
Yeah.

412
00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:52,957
Not very glamourous.

413
00:27:53,416 --> 00:27:56,415
Don't worry. You know what
I like most in a woman?

414
00:27:56,916 --> 00:27:58,915
- Surprise me.
- Her defects.

415
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:02,457
Then you'll fall
head over heels for me.

416
00:28:02,958 --> 00:28:03,958
No.

417
00:28:04,500 --> 00:28:06,790
You forbade me.
It's dangerous, remember?

418
00:28:07,500 --> 00:28:09,207
And you listen to me as well?

419
00:28:10,541 --> 00:28:12,915
You might be
the classic female fantasy.

420
00:28:14,250 --> 00:28:17,457
Are there any
Manic Pixie Dream Boys?

421
00:28:17,958 --> 00:28:18,958
Who knows?

422
00:28:19,583 --> 00:28:20,874
Why not find out for yourself?

423
00:28:24,958 --> 00:28:26,915
I've told you lots of things.

424
00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:29,957
Next week you'll have to answer
loads of uncomfortable questions.

425
00:28:31,375 --> 00:28:33,832
It's best to get nasty things
out of the way quickly.

426
00:28:33,958 --> 00:28:34,958
The day after tomorrow?

427
00:28:36,333 --> 00:28:37,333
All right.

428
00:28:38,250 --> 00:28:39,415
Do you know this place?

429
00:28:41,583 --> 00:28:43,874
- Yes.
- Perfect, because I don't.

430
00:28:44,375 --> 00:28:46,874
My partner recommended it.
How about lunch?

431
00:28:47,750 --> 00:28:49,540
Sure. About 3 o'clock?

432
00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:54,582
Yes. I'll be with Paulo Coelho,
thinking about our nonsense.

433
00:28:54,708 --> 00:28:56,790
See you then, Manic Elf.

434
00:28:57,666 --> 00:28:59,165
Goodbye, Manic Pixie.

435
00:29:06,875 --> 00:29:08,624
I like our new names!

436
00:29:48,041 --> 00:29:49,082
Hello, love.

437
00:29:49,916 --> 00:29:52,582
I hear you've embarked
on a new professional undertaking.

438
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,957
<i>Yes, mom, I've got a new job.</i>

439
00:29:55,166 --> 00:29:57,957
That's great.
Shall I open the champagne?

440
00:29:58,083 --> 00:30:01,749
<i>Turn on the tap. It only deserves
a toast with water.</i>

441
00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:02,999
It's not what you wanted?

442
00:30:03,500 --> 00:30:04,999
Well, I don't need my degree.

443
00:30:05,375 --> 00:30:07,749
Changing the subject,
is it cold in Teruel?

444
00:30:08,416 --> 00:30:09,749
<i>What's the job?</i>

445
00:30:10,666 --> 00:30:13,999
Something I do without describing,
or else I'd slit my wrists.

446
00:30:14,750 --> 00:30:15,999
You're joking, aren't you?

447
00:30:16,208 --> 00:30:19,665
<i>Yes, and anyway
I can't afford razor blades.</i>

448
00:30:21,166 --> 00:30:22,249
Do you need money?

449
00:30:23,166 --> 00:30:25,874
If you offered me 300 euros
I wouldn't say no.

450
00:30:26,541 --> 00:30:29,165
- I'll send you 500 tomorrow.
<i>- Thanks, mom.</i>

451
00:30:29,375 --> 00:30:30,457
And don't get depressed.

452
00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:32,374
I'll see what I can do.

453
00:30:32,916 --> 00:30:33,916
Love you.

454
00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:35,832
Love you too.

455
00:30:46,458 --> 00:30:48,499
Don't worry,
I haven't bled to death.

456
00:30:48,791 --> 00:30:49,791
<i>Hello.</i>

457
00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,957
<i>I'm in the place where we met.</i>

458
00:30:52,958 --> 00:30:54,540
The night misses you.

459
00:30:54,958 --> 00:30:55,958
<i>What do you want?</i>

460
00:30:56,416 --> 00:30:58,457
Shouldn't you be on the lyre,
making rhymes?

461
00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,749
Why do I have to want something?

462
00:31:00,875 --> 00:31:03,707
<i>Because, Jorge,
you always want something.</i>

463
00:31:04,708 --> 00:31:05,790
What do you think I want?

464
00:31:09,500 --> 00:31:12,832
To know if I'm still hung up on you
after how you hurt me.

465
00:31:13,500 --> 00:31:15,082
I just want to know
if you're all right.

466
00:31:15,666 --> 00:31:18,040
- What?
- I keep thinking about you.

467
00:31:19,208 --> 00:31:21,707
<i>- You're joking, right?</i>
- No.

468
00:31:22,208 --> 00:31:23,374
<i>Are you sure?</i>

469
00:31:24,541 --> 00:31:27,290
It would be easier to forget myself
than to forget you.

470
00:31:28,166 --> 00:31:31,082
I remember you.
You're an asshole.

471
00:31:32,666 --> 00:31:33,790
Listen, Irene,

472
00:31:34,958 --> 00:31:38,749
it doesn't take an expert in Freud
to see you're in pain, but...

473
00:31:39,041 --> 00:31:41,915
No, I'm not all right.
I'm a fucking mess

474
00:31:42,250 --> 00:31:44,915
because an asshole sicko
and/or sack of shit

475
00:31:45,000 --> 00:31:46,957
left me for something better!

476
00:31:47,541 --> 00:31:48,665
Nothing's better than you.

477
00:31:48,958 --> 00:31:51,207
- Are you seeing someone?
<i>- Of course not.</i>

478
00:31:51,458 --> 00:31:52,624
So, several someones.

479
00:31:54,916 --> 00:31:56,874
Maybe it was a bad idea to call you.

480
00:31:57,250 --> 00:32:01,749
Not as bad as the Nazi holocaust,
but no, it wasn't good.

481
00:32:01,916 --> 00:32:03,665
I'm hanging up
because I am seeing someone.

482
00:32:04,666 --> 00:32:06,915
- Who is it?
<i>- You know what?</i>

483
00:32:07,083 --> 00:32:09,290
<i>- It's none of your business.</i>
- What's his name?

484
00:32:09,708 --> 00:32:11,082
Fuck you!
That's his name!

485
00:32:12,083 --> 00:32:13,540
You want to make me jealous?

486
00:32:14,375 --> 00:32:16,624
Don't dare flirt with me.

487
00:32:16,958 --> 00:32:20,415
He has the only thing I need
right now in a man. He isn't you!

488
00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:39,165
Don't bother firing me.
I'm quitting.

489
00:33:14,458 --> 00:33:16,665
Sorry,
I hate you seeing me like this.

490
00:33:18,916 --> 00:33:21,582
Ready for
loads of uncomfortable questions?

491
00:33:22,708 --> 00:33:23,749
All right.

492
00:33:24,666 --> 00:33:25,915
Are you married?

493
00:33:27,333 --> 00:33:29,665
She hasn't asked if you're married?

494
00:33:31,375 --> 00:33:32,375
No.

495
00:33:34,166 --> 00:33:35,707
Is that good or bad?

496
00:33:37,291 --> 00:33:38,291
Both things.

497
00:33:38,750 --> 00:33:41,707
Good, if she likes you so much
she doesn't care if you're married.

498
00:33:42,625 --> 00:33:45,749
Bad, if she doesn't want to sleep
with you and so she doesn't care.

499
00:33:48,708 --> 00:33:50,624
I didn't say
I wanted to sleep with her.

500
00:33:50,750 --> 00:33:52,082
- Yes, you did.
- No, I didn't.

501
00:33:52,208 --> 00:33:52,874
Yes,

502
00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:54,957
when you said she was really nice.

503
00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:56,415
You're a guy.

504
00:33:56,791 --> 00:33:59,707
If you like a girl,
of course you'd like to screw her.

505
00:34:00,208 --> 00:34:03,040
Girls, on the other hand,
are a different matter.

506
00:34:03,458 --> 00:34:06,040
They may like you,
but not to use you sexually.

507
00:34:06,416 --> 00:34:08,290
It's for something more sinister.

508
00:34:08,958 --> 00:34:10,582
- To devour our souls?
- Worse.

509
00:34:11,208 --> 00:34:12,540
So that you listen to them.

510
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:15,290
Listen to them and...?

511
00:34:15,416 --> 00:34:16,582
That's all!

512
00:34:17,166 --> 00:34:19,999
They don't want you to solve
their problems, or to save them.

513
00:34:20,250 --> 00:34:21,332
Just listen to them.

514
00:34:22,125 --> 00:34:23,290
It seems easy.

515
00:34:24,333 --> 00:34:25,415
But it isn't!

516
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,624
Listening isn't the same
as hearing what they say.

517
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:32,207
It's hearing and caring.
They have to feel you're interested.

518
00:34:32,458 --> 00:34:35,249
If it seems you're listening
but you don't give a shit,

519
00:34:35,375 --> 00:34:38,040
they'll realize
and then you're lost.

520
00:34:38,166 --> 00:34:39,166
And then,

521
00:34:39,916 --> 00:34:41,457
then they'll devour your soul.

522
00:34:43,083 --> 00:34:45,165
- You're wise, Cristóbal.
- I know.

523
00:34:45,291 --> 00:34:47,665
But I don't see
the theme of this scene.

524
00:34:47,791 --> 00:34:50,707
- The theme?
- Yes, scenes are about something.

525
00:34:50,833 --> 00:34:52,593
- What's this one about?
- What do you think?

526
00:34:52,708 --> 00:34:55,249
I don't know, I'm listening to you
like you were a girl.

527
00:34:55,375 --> 00:34:57,499
- Do you care what I say?
- Do you think I care?

528
00:34:57,791 --> 00:34:58,915
You'd better care.

529
00:34:59,250 --> 00:35:00,250
I care.

530
00:35:01,875 --> 00:35:03,075
Is this how you listen to her?

531
00:35:03,541 --> 00:35:04,541
Yes.

532
00:35:04,958 --> 00:35:06,915
Then don't worry,
she won't devour your soul.

533
00:35:07,000 --> 00:35:09,332
And you might hook up,
or you might not.

534
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:11,874
That's the theme!

535
00:35:12,333 --> 00:35:14,874
That we might or we mightn't?

536
00:35:15,041 --> 00:35:16,041
Exactly!

537
00:35:16,458 --> 00:35:19,249
- A hell of a theme!
- It's always been the theme.

538
00:35:19,375 --> 00:35:20,707
The Great Theme.

539
00:35:21,791 --> 00:35:23,790
Fuck the catfish!

540
00:35:23,958 --> 00:35:25,415
Write, dear colleague!

541
00:35:25,666 --> 00:35:28,540
Let those fingers gallop free
over the keys.

542
00:35:28,750 --> 00:35:30,624
We've found the Grail!

543
00:35:32,708 --> 00:35:35,040
God, I love going fishing!

544
00:35:37,583 --> 00:35:41,749
The next day...

545
00:35:52,291 --> 00:35:53,540
I owed you this.

546
00:35:54,125 --> 00:35:56,832
I was expecting
"loads of uncomfortable questions".

547
00:35:56,958 --> 00:35:57,958
Later.

548
00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:01,957
Guess who rang me
the day before yesterday.

549
00:36:02,541 --> 00:36:03,999
I'll say someone at random.

550
00:36:04,750 --> 00:36:05,750
Your ex.

551
00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:07,416
His name is Jorge.

552
00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,125
Are you back with him?

553
00:36:09,250 --> 00:36:10,250
No!

554
00:36:11,291 --> 00:36:14,374
Then I'll keep calling him
"Sack of shit".

555
00:36:14,791 --> 00:36:17,040
Fucking Sicko and/or Sack of shit.

556
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,790
I gave it to him with both barrels.

557
00:36:20,458 --> 00:36:22,457
Why the display of violence?

558
00:36:23,500 --> 00:36:24,749
It just came out.

559
00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:26,624
I couldn't have done it without you.

560
00:36:26,833 --> 00:36:28,749
If you hadn't said all that,

561
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,790
I'd have shit myself
when I heard him.

562
00:36:30,916 --> 00:36:33,124
So thank you
for being such a bastard.

563
00:36:33,541 --> 00:36:34,541
Why did he call?

564
00:36:35,541 --> 00:36:39,790
He felt guilty and wanted to hear
I was OK so he'd feel better.

565
00:36:40,625 --> 00:36:44,082
How bad did you make him
think you were, from 0 to 10?

566
00:36:46,458 --> 00:36:47,458
10,000.

567
00:36:48,125 --> 00:36:50,332
Before I hung up
I told him I was with you.

568
00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:51,957
I wanted to make him jealous.

569
00:36:52,500 --> 00:36:54,207
- And did you?
- Yes.

570
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:58,374
After I hung up and cried for a bit,
we talked.

571
00:36:58,916 --> 00:37:00,040
- You and him?
- You and me.

572
00:37:01,166 --> 00:37:02,415
You did me a lot of good.

573
00:37:03,416 --> 00:37:05,249
Do you often talk to yourself?

574
00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,374
Manic Pixies do things like that.

575
00:37:09,208 --> 00:37:10,208
What did we talk about?

576
00:37:11,375 --> 00:37:13,135
I asked you
loads of uncomfortable questions.

577
00:37:14,291 --> 00:37:16,332
- Such as?
- Are you married?

578
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:24,875
Very?

579
00:37:26,166 --> 00:37:27,166
Quite.

580
00:37:30,041 --> 00:37:31,041
To a woman?

581
00:37:32,833 --> 00:37:33,833
I think so.

582
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:37,957
Is she
an intergalactic assassin too?

583
00:37:38,583 --> 00:37:41,999
Almost.
She's a bank manager.

584
00:37:42,166 --> 00:37:43,166
Shit.

585
00:37:43,375 --> 00:37:44,375
And you love her?

586
00:37:48,291 --> 00:37:49,291
A lot?

587
00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:54,082
When you asked me all this,
were my answers the same?

588
00:37:54,875 --> 00:37:55,875
No.

589
00:37:56,291 --> 00:37:57,291
What did I say?

590
00:37:58,750 --> 00:37:59,957
That you were single.

591
00:38:04,791 --> 00:38:05,915
Just a minute.

592
00:38:08,958 --> 00:38:09,958
Yes, Cristóbal?

593
00:38:10,125 --> 00:38:11,125
Go ahead.

594
00:38:16,125 --> 00:38:18,082
Yes, yes, Cristóbal, of course.

595
00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,457
No, no, no, Cristóbal,
of course not.

596
00:38:21,375 --> 00:38:22,624
I'm buying time.

597
00:38:22,750 --> 00:38:24,832
For what?
A good question.

598
00:38:26,666 --> 00:38:28,082
Did you fake the call?

599
00:38:28,250 --> 00:38:29,624
What? No.

600
00:38:31,958 --> 00:38:32,665
Yes.

601
00:38:32,958 --> 00:38:34,040
How did you know?

602
00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:37,082
1 . Your phone didn't ring.
2. I'm brilliant.

603
00:38:37,500 --> 00:38:38,665
Why did you do it?

604
00:38:39,583 --> 00:38:41,540
Because I'm a control freak.

605
00:38:41,750 --> 00:38:43,749
I wanted to prepare
what I'm going to say.

606
00:38:43,958 --> 00:38:45,040
And have you?

607
00:38:45,500 --> 00:38:49,040
- You didn't give me time.
- Too bad. No matter, tell me.

608
00:38:49,583 --> 00:38:50,583
Tell me.

609
00:38:50,750 --> 00:38:52,332
I've been married for five years.

610
00:38:52,500 --> 00:38:55,957
Do I love my wife? Yes.
A lot? Yes.

611
00:38:56,125 --> 00:38:59,790
Does she love me? Yes.
A lot? I don't know.

612
00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:02,624
Or rather, she doesn't know.
And while she's deciding,

613
00:39:02,750 --> 00:39:06,707
she asked me to move out for a while
so I'm living with a friend,

614
00:39:06,875 --> 00:39:08,249
in Voltania, no less.

615
00:39:08,583 --> 00:39:09,999
When was that?

616
00:39:10,291 --> 00:39:11,582
A month ago.

617
00:39:11,958 --> 00:39:14,457
- What happened?
- That's what I asked her.

618
00:39:14,583 --> 00:39:16,165
And the answer was insane.

619
00:39:16,541 --> 00:39:17,541
Nothing.

620
00:39:17,666 --> 00:39:21,040
Don't you realize? In eight years,
nothing has happened to us.

621
00:39:21,666 --> 00:39:23,790
That "Nothing"
is her way of summing up

622
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,082
5 years of marriage
and 3 of dating,

623
00:39:26,375 --> 00:39:28,415
which was quite a shock,

624
00:39:28,541 --> 00:39:30,707
because for me
they're full of marvelous moments,

625
00:39:30,833 --> 00:39:34,624
one of which is Laura,
our lovely four year old daughter,

626
00:39:34,750 --> 00:39:36,749
who apparently
is part of that nothing!

627
00:39:37,125 --> 00:39:38,415
That's enough, Carlos!

628
00:39:38,833 --> 00:39:42,124
I'm sorry, the human being's
only commitment is to his passion.

629
00:39:42,625 --> 00:39:45,374
What's the message?
You don't turn me on. Get out.

630
00:39:45,500 --> 00:39:47,624
- She's a fucking cynic.
- What's her name?

631
00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,374
María. Just María.

632
00:39:49,583 --> 00:39:52,957
If you don't mind,
I'll call her "Fucking cynic".

633
00:39:53,041 --> 00:39:55,957
That's fine.
She always wanted a middle name.

634
00:40:00,083 --> 00:40:02,957
I keep wondering what I did wrong.

635
00:40:04,125 --> 00:40:05,499
And the answer is...?

636
00:40:06,458 --> 00:40:07,458
Nothing.

637
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,290
I followed the Instruction Manual
for a Perfect Life, step by step:

638
00:40:15,958 --> 00:40:17,540
studies, work,

639
00:40:18,125 --> 00:40:19,832
wedding, child...

640
00:40:20,583 --> 00:40:22,165
How does the manual go on?

641
00:40:22,416 --> 00:40:23,665
It ends there.

642
00:40:23,791 --> 00:40:26,165
Supposedly, if you do all that
you should be happy.

643
00:40:26,958 --> 00:40:30,540
Well, María isn't,
and I'm the reason why.

644
00:40:30,833 --> 00:40:32,999
Where do I lodge my complaint?

645
00:40:33,666 --> 00:40:36,082
But Fucking Cynic
asked for a bit of time.

646
00:40:36,666 --> 00:40:37,749
Two months.

647
00:40:37,875 --> 00:40:39,707
It's only been one.
Wait and see.

648
00:40:40,125 --> 00:40:43,540
I'm doing that. But I know
that in the best of cases

649
00:40:43,916 --> 00:40:46,790
in a month she'll tell me
to come home because...

650
00:40:48,333 --> 00:40:49,333
I don't know.

651
00:40:49,458 --> 00:40:51,665
She's discovered that,
despite everything,

652
00:40:51,791 --> 00:40:53,624
she's still in love with you.

653
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,040
For example.

654
00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,165
When what she really means is...

655
00:41:00,625 --> 00:41:04,415
I didn't find the "something better
than you" that I think I deserve,

656
00:41:04,541 --> 00:41:07,499
so I'll settle for you, my love.

657
00:41:08,541 --> 00:41:10,832
I've got a whip
from the Inquisition. You want it?

658
00:41:11,333 --> 00:41:14,165
Do you beat yourself with it
when you think of Sack of Shit?

659
00:41:14,291 --> 00:41:15,832
Not since I insulted him.

660
00:41:16,750 --> 00:41:17,540
You know what?

661
00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:19,457
You should pick up a cutie,

662
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,457
the kind that would make
even the Pope a crack dealer,

663
00:41:22,625 --> 00:41:24,624
and make sure your wife finds out.

664
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:26,832
She'd go mad with jealousy
and come back to you.

665
00:41:27,541 --> 00:41:28,915
I see the happy ending,

666
00:41:29,041 --> 00:41:31,290
the two of you kissing
like the Lovers of Teruel.

667
00:41:34,250 --> 00:41:35,490
Last night I dreamed about you.

668
00:41:36,958 --> 00:41:37,958
With what permission?

669
00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:39,999
With none.
Have I screwed up?

670
00:41:40,291 --> 00:41:43,499
No. I don't like
men who ask permission to dream.

671
00:41:44,166 --> 00:41:46,332
We were sitting in a park.

672
00:41:46,833 --> 00:41:47,833
Playing?

673
00:41:48,500 --> 00:41:49,500
What else?

674
00:41:49,666 --> 00:41:53,415
And suddenly
a boy and girl came up.

675
00:41:53,541 --> 00:41:54,541
Hello.

676
00:41:54,875 --> 00:41:57,040
Are you in love
or something like that?

677
00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:58,750
No.

678
00:41:59,083 --> 00:42:00,540
She forbade me.

679
00:42:00,916 --> 00:42:01,916
Too bad.

680
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:06,207
We sing songs
for people who are in love.

681
00:42:07,125 --> 00:42:09,582
We can sing one for you,
even if you're not.

682
00:42:10,208 --> 00:42:12,540
- Can we pick the song?
- You don't have to.

683
00:42:12,916 --> 00:42:15,165
It's a dream,
so we'll play one you like.

684
00:42:26,583 --> 00:42:27,957
<i>So they started singing.</i>

685
00:42:28,458 --> 00:42:29,540
<i>What was it?</i>

686
00:42:30,166 --> 00:42:31,832
<i>Kind of like Aretha Franklin.</i>

687
00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:36,207
- Your subconscious has good taste.
- Thank you, I'll tell it.

688
00:43:47,250 --> 00:43:48,874
<i>And what were we doing?</i>

689
00:43:49,958 --> 00:43:51,332
<i>Watching them play.</i>

690
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:54,249
<i>That's all?</i>

691
00:43:54,666 --> 00:43:56,707
<i>The girl sang very well.</i>

692
00:44:01,291 --> 00:44:02,874
<i>And how did it end?</i>

693
00:44:03,875 --> 00:44:04,957
It didn't.

694
00:44:06,583 --> 00:44:07,832
I suddenly woke up.

695
00:44:09,375 --> 00:44:10,415
Nice dream.

696
00:44:11,166 --> 00:44:12,166
Thank you.

697
00:44:14,500 --> 00:44:15,707
Does the park exist?

698
00:44:16,083 --> 00:44:17,083
Yes.

699
00:44:17,291 --> 00:44:18,291
And the musicians?

700
00:44:19,083 --> 00:44:20,582
If they don't, they should.

701
00:44:22,958 --> 00:44:24,290
Any more uncomfortable questions?

702
00:44:24,833 --> 00:44:26,332
- No.
- Really?

703
00:44:26,583 --> 00:44:28,540
Come off it,
I've got thousands!

704
00:44:30,166 --> 00:44:31,665
But I won't ask them here.

705
00:44:51,958 --> 00:44:53,249
Are you from here?

706
00:44:53,458 --> 00:44:56,624
No. I told you,
I'm from a very distant galaxy.

707
00:44:57,958 --> 00:44:59,707
- And you?
- Me too.

708
00:44:59,958 --> 00:45:01,249
I'm from Teruel.

709
00:45:02,625 --> 00:45:03,957
How old are you?

710
00:45:04,625 --> 00:45:05,790
What do you think?

711
00:45:07,250 --> 00:45:08,957
More or less... forty?

712
00:45:09,250 --> 00:45:10,250
Bang on.

713
00:45:10,750 --> 00:45:12,999
- You?
- What do you think?

714
00:45:14,458 --> 00:45:16,082
More or less... thirty.

715
00:45:16,666 --> 00:45:17,666
Exactly.

716
00:45:17,791 --> 00:45:20,249
I'm so old.
Ten years older than you.

717
00:45:20,416 --> 00:45:21,999
Jorge is even older.

718
00:45:22,458 --> 00:45:24,249
Am I too young for you?

719
00:45:24,458 --> 00:45:25,665
I don't know yet.

720
00:45:27,458 --> 00:45:28,832
What do you do?

721
00:45:29,541 --> 00:45:32,040
I go for walks
with girls ten years younger.

722
00:45:33,125 --> 00:45:36,707
- Do you always make bad jokes?
- Yes. I do that too.

723
00:45:37,416 --> 00:45:38,790
And professionally?

724
00:45:39,375 --> 00:45:41,165
I meant professionally.

725
00:45:42,125 --> 00:45:43,749
Are you a comedian?

726
00:45:44,666 --> 00:45:45,666
Almost.

727
00:45:46,166 --> 00:45:47,166
Writer?

728
00:45:47,458 --> 00:45:49,082
Writer-ette.

729
00:45:49,958 --> 00:45:52,457
- Anything I might have read?
- No.

730
00:45:53,166 --> 00:45:57,290
But have you seen a film called
"Ditsy and Bozo"?

731
00:45:57,833 --> 00:46:00,374
Those two girls
who are fucking birdbrains?

732
00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:03,332
- Well summarized. That one.
- Of course I saw it!

733
00:46:03,458 --> 00:46:04,582
Did you write it?

734
00:46:04,791 --> 00:46:08,415
I wouldn't call it writing.
My partner and I scrawled it.

735
00:46:09,333 --> 00:46:11,582
You don't seem
very fond of your film.

736
00:46:11,958 --> 00:46:14,749
If I had pancreatic cancer,
that would be mine too,

737
00:46:14,875 --> 00:46:16,165
but I wouldn't be a fan.

738
00:46:16,375 --> 00:46:19,999
Hey, Jorge and I
pissed ourselves laughing.

739
00:46:20,458 --> 00:46:21,540
It's crap.

740
00:46:21,708 --> 00:46:23,540
A lot of people
were pissing themselves.

741
00:46:23,666 --> 00:46:24,957
It's still crap.

742
00:46:25,083 --> 00:46:26,540
It was a big hit.

743
00:46:26,750 --> 00:46:28,790
- So was Milli Vanilli.
- Tell me,

744
00:46:29,416 --> 00:46:31,040
- have you written anything else?
- Sure.

745
00:46:31,250 --> 00:46:32,749
We're doing "Ditsy and Bozo 2",

746
00:46:32,875 --> 00:46:36,124
but we've also signed up
for the third, which is called:

747
00:46:36,666 --> 00:46:39,374
"DitsyDitsyDitsy BozoBozoBozo".

748
00:46:39,625 --> 00:46:40,625
Original.

749
00:46:41,166 --> 00:46:42,957
Can you live decently from that?

750
00:46:43,666 --> 00:46:45,915
And die intellectually.

751
00:46:47,416 --> 00:46:48,416
I sense

752
00:46:48,708 --> 00:46:52,415
that you'd like to be remembered
for something more serious.

753
00:46:52,625 --> 00:46:56,207
Like the play
I've been writing for three years.

754
00:46:56,375 --> 00:46:57,707
Three years?

755
00:46:57,958 --> 00:47:00,249
What is it?
A reflection on nothingness?

756
00:47:01,166 --> 00:47:04,207
Have you heard of Truman Capote
and Charles Bukowski?

757
00:47:05,583 --> 00:47:07,915
Thank you for that subtle insult,

758
00:47:08,000 --> 00:47:10,082
but I can appreciate
your crappy films

759
00:47:10,333 --> 00:47:11,582
and read books.

760
00:47:11,750 --> 00:47:14,832
My favorite by Bukowski is
"The Fuck Machine", and by Capote,

761
00:47:15,791 --> 00:47:16,791
everything.

762
00:47:17,041 --> 00:47:18,665
They're my two gods.

763
00:47:18,791 --> 00:47:22,332
In fact, my play is called
"Capote and Bukowski in Hell".

764
00:47:22,541 --> 00:47:23,541
What's it about?

765
00:47:23,750 --> 00:47:26,499
Capote and Bukowski die
and meet in Hell.

766
00:47:26,708 --> 00:47:27,915
I suspected that.

767
00:47:28,916 --> 00:47:30,832
And why don't you finish it?

768
00:47:31,583 --> 00:47:33,832
It's hard to write for your gods.

769
00:47:34,541 --> 00:47:37,957
Writing dialogue for them
is like blaspheming.

770
00:47:38,291 --> 00:47:39,915
And if you change writers?

771
00:47:40,041 --> 00:47:44,624
They're perfect, we hardly know
what they thought of each other.

772
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:49,040
Bukowski wrote a poem about Capote,
tearing him to bits.

773
00:47:49,166 --> 00:47:52,582
Yes, but he tore him to bits
with some respect.

774
00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:56,957
- I don't know if they even met.
- I see.

775
00:47:57,166 --> 00:48:00,082
And you want their first
official chat to be in Hell.

776
00:48:00,250 --> 00:48:04,040
Yes, and I'm having trouble
recreating their voices.

777
00:48:04,208 --> 00:48:07,624
Look, they're two geniuses,
they're your gods,

778
00:48:07,750 --> 00:48:11,082
and you send them to Hell.
Of course you'll have problems.

779
00:48:11,541 --> 00:48:13,874
I can't even get them
to start talking.

780
00:48:14,333 --> 00:48:16,332
What have they done
these three years?

781
00:48:18,833 --> 00:48:20,665
Bukowski looks at Capote.

782
00:48:21,500 --> 00:48:23,290
Capote looks at Bukowski.

783
00:48:23,833 --> 00:48:24,915
They look at me.

784
00:48:25,541 --> 00:48:26,749
I look at them.

785
00:48:28,208 --> 00:48:30,499
I think the three of us
are terrified.

786
00:48:32,333 --> 00:48:34,082
Don't worry, they'll talk.

787
00:48:35,625 --> 00:48:36,625
You think so?

788
00:48:37,500 --> 00:48:40,124
They're Charles Bukowski
and Truman Capote.

789
00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:42,499
Have faith in them.

790
00:49:03,583 --> 00:49:05,332
I know it's against the rules

791
00:49:06,625 --> 00:49:09,207
but I'd like to know
a little bit more about you.

792
00:49:10,958 --> 00:49:13,749
You know enough.
Why more?

793
00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,082
It's important for me.

794
00:49:19,750 --> 00:49:22,374
I'm just a girl
who's done a bit of everything.

795
00:49:23,125 --> 00:49:24,540
I've studied a bit,

796
00:49:24,708 --> 00:49:27,249
I've traveled a bit,

797
00:49:27,958 --> 00:49:30,999
I've had jobs
that weren't one bit interesting.

798
00:49:31,375 --> 00:49:32,375
I'm unemployed now

799
00:49:32,708 --> 00:49:35,749
and that's more thrilling
than talking about my jobs.

800
00:49:36,916 --> 00:49:38,540
I've fallen in love a bit.

801
00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:42,999
At times, I've been loved back.

802
00:49:45,833 --> 00:49:46,874
To sum up,

803
00:49:47,166 --> 00:49:49,040
I've lived, a bit.

804
00:49:50,291 --> 00:49:52,040
And now, The Big Question.

805
00:49:53,375 --> 00:49:54,935
What do you want to be
when you grow up?

806
00:49:59,041 --> 00:50:00,957
I want to keep having dreams.

807
00:50:01,125 --> 00:50:04,040
Even if they don't come true,
I want to keep having them.

808
00:50:04,958 --> 00:50:06,207
What dreams do you have now?

809
00:50:07,208 --> 00:50:09,249
I've got no money
and my heart's broken.

810
00:50:09,750 --> 00:50:12,582
My dream is to be a bit happy.
Am I very ambitious?

811
00:50:12,958 --> 00:50:14,165
Megalomaniac.

812
00:50:15,750 --> 00:50:19,374
And your torrid relationship
with Capote and Bukowski?

813
00:50:21,708 --> 00:50:25,790
Don't spread it around, but
the working class has its secrets.

814
00:50:26,250 --> 00:50:27,457
For example,

815
00:50:27,666 --> 00:50:32,582
my father was a humble bricklayer
all his life, but he loved reading.

816
00:50:32,708 --> 00:50:35,749
He gave me the right books
at the right times.

817
00:50:36,125 --> 00:50:37,957
The best gift he could give me.

818
00:50:39,041 --> 00:50:40,749
What's your favorite book?

819
00:50:41,708 --> 00:50:42,708
One?

820
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:45,165
- Are you crazy?
- Yes.

821
00:50:45,625 --> 00:50:48,165
I could give you a list of ten.

822
00:50:48,333 --> 00:50:50,957
- I'd love to have it.
- It's yours.

823
00:50:51,208 --> 00:50:54,707
And I'll have a panic attack
trying to pick only ten.

824
00:50:56,416 --> 00:50:59,290
So it wasn't by chance
I met you in a bookstore?

825
00:50:59,958 --> 00:51:01,082
The longer I live,

826
00:51:01,291 --> 00:51:03,582
the more I'm convinced
chance doesn't exist.

827
00:51:09,958 --> 00:51:12,082
When María asked me

828
00:51:12,208 --> 00:51:15,374
for two months of "temporary
interruption of cohabitation",

829
00:51:15,500 --> 00:51:17,260
I immediately thought
there was someone else.

830
00:51:18,250 --> 00:51:19,665
I thought that too.

831
00:51:20,041 --> 00:51:22,957
- She denied it.
- No shit! And you believed it?

832
00:51:24,083 --> 00:51:25,415
I preferred to.

833
00:51:26,125 --> 00:51:28,707
But María doesn't dump
out-of-date yogurts

834
00:51:28,833 --> 00:51:30,249
before she buys new ones.

835
00:51:31,166 --> 00:51:33,915
You're the out-of-date yogurt?

836
00:51:36,000 --> 00:51:40,707
Anyway, I did what my friend
and partner told me not to do.

837
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:44,499
- You didn't hire a detective?
- No.

838
00:51:45,000 --> 00:51:47,082
I was the detective.

839
00:51:47,666 --> 00:51:49,457
- Oh, God!
- Yes, I know.

840
00:51:49,583 --> 00:51:51,415
Anyway, I started following her.

841
00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:54,332
Room 237?
I'm on my way.

842
00:51:54,750 --> 00:51:55,957
<i>And there's another guy.</i>

843
00:51:56,416 --> 00:51:57,957
<i>There's another guy.</i>

844
00:51:58,916 --> 00:52:01,124
<i>And they meet in hotels,</i>

845
00:52:01,416 --> 00:52:02,790
<i>in my home, in his home,</i>

846
00:52:02,916 --> 00:52:04,915
<i>without bothering
to pretend about anything.</i>

847
00:52:05,375 --> 00:52:08,249
If I had any pride,
I'd just ask for a divorce.

848
00:52:08,375 --> 00:52:10,332
As I'm not, what do I do?
Follow her.

849
00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:13,415
To see what I did wrong,
to see what he's got that I haven't.

850
00:52:14,125 --> 00:52:15,290
Apart from your wife.

851
00:52:17,250 --> 00:52:18,415
And, following him,

852
00:52:20,208 --> 00:52:23,832
<i>I arrive at a bookstore
and see him breaking the heart</i>

853
00:52:23,958 --> 00:52:26,540
<i>of a girl who is more or less 30,</i>

854
00:52:26,708 --> 00:52:30,415
<i>and a fan of Charles Bukowski
and Truman Capote.</i>

855
00:52:34,958 --> 00:52:36,165
Are you saying

856
00:52:36,583 --> 00:52:40,790
that Sack of Shit
is screwing Fucking Cynic?

857
00:52:41,458 --> 00:52:43,707
You're right.
Chance doesn't exist.

858
00:52:44,333 --> 00:52:45,707
He left me for your wife?

859
00:52:46,041 --> 00:52:47,874
And my wife
left me for your guy.

860
00:52:48,333 --> 00:52:51,790
The woman who thinks she deserves
something better than you

861
00:52:51,916 --> 00:52:54,436
is with the guy who thinks he
deserves something better than me?

862
00:52:54,750 --> 00:52:57,207
How many ways do you want to say it?
Yes, they're screwing!

863
00:52:57,625 --> 00:53:00,249
Why did you wait so long to tell me?

864
00:53:00,708 --> 00:53:03,040
Because I loved
the start of our story,

865
00:53:03,375 --> 00:53:05,249
if you can call it that.

866
00:53:05,708 --> 00:53:09,165
Look, our partners are
fucking each other's brains out,

867
00:53:09,291 --> 00:53:11,374
so call it
whatever the hell you want!

868
00:53:12,000 --> 00:53:14,624
All right, I didn't want
their story to ruin ours!

869
00:53:26,625 --> 00:53:29,082
Is this the first time
someone's cheated on you?

870
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:32,749
Or the first time I found out.

871
00:53:33,625 --> 00:53:34,749
And you?

872
00:53:35,375 --> 00:53:38,457
Once Jorge thought he was in love
with someone else and he left me.

873
00:53:40,291 --> 00:53:41,374
Who was she?

874
00:53:41,583 --> 00:53:43,749
A kind of poetess.

875
00:53:44,291 --> 00:53:45,790
They didn't rhyme well?

876
00:53:45,958 --> 00:53:48,915
No, they didn't rhyme.
He came back to me, crying.

877
00:53:49,416 --> 00:53:50,832
And you forgave him.

878
00:53:50,958 --> 00:53:53,624
I'm all heart.
And he made such an effort.

879
00:53:53,791 --> 00:53:55,374
He lied to me, to himself...

880
00:53:55,583 --> 00:53:57,957
Not to forgive him
would've been unforgivable.

881
00:54:01,291 --> 00:54:02,457
Why do you try so hard?

882
00:54:03,458 --> 00:54:06,332
That's how I am.
I see an impossible guy like Jorge

883
00:54:06,458 --> 00:54:09,207
who won't commit,
who screws everything, and I say:

884
00:54:09,333 --> 00:54:10,832
You're going
to fall in love with me.

885
00:54:11,416 --> 00:54:12,790
It's a girl thing.

886
00:54:15,458 --> 00:54:18,207
María and I were in the same gang.

887
00:54:19,291 --> 00:54:21,915
I never thought for a minute
she'd notice me.

888
00:54:22,833 --> 00:54:25,582
<i>But one night
she came up to me and said:</i>

889
00:54:25,833 --> 00:54:29,249
Give me 24 hours to prove
I'm the woman of your dreams.

890
00:54:30,291 --> 00:54:32,457
- And she didn't need 23 of them.
- No.

891
00:54:32,666 --> 00:54:34,332
That sentence was enough.

892
00:54:37,916 --> 00:54:40,749
I met Jorge in Teruel, at a recital.

893
00:54:41,000 --> 00:54:44,415
There he was, reciting verses
and looking into my eyes.

894
00:54:45,458 --> 00:54:47,040
<i>When he finished,
he came up to me</i>

895
00:54:47,583 --> 00:54:51,082
<i>and you know what
his first three words to me were?</i>

896
00:54:51,833 --> 00:54:52,833
You're really hot.

897
00:54:52,958 --> 00:54:53,958
No.

898
00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:58,582
I love you.

899
00:54:58,958 --> 00:54:59,499
Twice?

900
00:54:59,875 --> 00:55:00,875
Twice.

901
00:55:00,958 --> 00:55:03,499
A good sentence.
I have to say it more.

902
00:55:03,666 --> 00:55:06,874
He uses it constantly
and he knows how to do it.

903
00:55:08,666 --> 00:55:10,332
What's the best thing about him?

904
00:55:13,041 --> 00:55:15,499
He's a man
who hasn't forgotten to be a child.

905
00:55:17,208 --> 00:55:18,499
And the worst?

906
00:55:20,000 --> 00:55:22,457
At times
the child forgets he's a man.

907
00:55:24,250 --> 00:55:26,124
What's the best thing about her?

908
00:55:27,916 --> 00:55:30,665
Just by looking at you
she makes you feel like a god.

909
00:55:31,083 --> 00:55:32,749
The worst is
she doesn't look at me now.

910
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:34,290
She must have turned agnostic.

911
00:55:35,958 --> 00:55:37,624
Why did he fall for you?

912
00:55:39,041 --> 00:55:41,457
Jorge says he feels safe with me.

913
00:55:42,083 --> 00:55:44,040
At the same time he needs risk.

914
00:55:45,250 --> 00:55:47,707
He lives life like an adventure,
and I love that.

915
00:55:48,875 --> 00:55:51,457
But I hate his selfishness,
and that he lectures me

916
00:55:51,583 --> 00:55:53,999
and that he's always quoting
fucking Sigmund Freud.

917
00:55:57,458 --> 00:55:59,124
Why did she fall for you?

918
00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,040
I wish I knew.

919
00:56:04,708 --> 00:56:06,290
What was it she said
when she left you?

920
00:56:07,166 --> 00:56:09,124
"The human being's
only commitment..."

921
00:56:09,250 --> 00:56:11,957
"is to his passion".
That's Jorge. Word for word.

922
00:56:12,083 --> 00:56:13,374
- No!
- Yes.

923
00:56:13,583 --> 00:56:15,749
She left me with a sentence
copied from Sack of Shit?

924
00:56:15,958 --> 00:56:17,749
I wonder who he copied it from!

925
00:56:18,541 --> 00:56:22,749
- Did he use it to seduce her?
- Definitely. It worked with me.

926
00:56:23,958 --> 00:56:24,958
Hey,

927
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:27,749
I can get you boiling oil
as well as a whip,

928
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:29,499
if you want
to torture yourself more.

929
00:56:29,750 --> 00:56:32,832
My wife was taken from me
with a sentence by... Who?

930
00:56:33,041 --> 00:56:35,915
- Oscar Wilde?
- It sounds more like Paulo Coelho.

931
00:56:36,250 --> 00:56:39,540
If that's how you console me,
I prefer the boiling oil.

932
00:56:46,166 --> 00:56:47,665
<i>Have you confronted her?</i>

933
00:56:48,791 --> 00:56:51,457
I wouldn't do that
even with the Avengers on my side.

934
00:56:52,083 --> 00:56:53,707
You're that afraid of her?

935
00:56:54,000 --> 00:56:57,124
No, I'm not afraid.
I'd say I'm terrified.

936
00:56:57,833 --> 00:57:00,249
Introduce her to Stephen King.
He's looking for new ideas.

937
00:57:00,416 --> 00:57:01,707
He'd love her.

938
00:57:02,500 --> 00:57:03,624
Being with her

939
00:57:03,750 --> 00:57:06,874
is like being in front of a mirror
where you only see disappointment.

940
00:57:07,416 --> 00:57:09,665
Her disappointment or yours?

941
00:57:10,000 --> 00:57:14,540
Hers, mine, even my daughter's,
and she doesn't know what it is yet.

942
00:57:15,958 --> 00:57:19,749
One option is to call her and say:
"Hi, love, how are you?

943
00:57:19,875 --> 00:57:21,957
Oh, I know who you're screwing."

944
00:57:22,458 --> 00:57:26,499
And if I told you
I rang her two weeks ago?

945
00:57:27,750 --> 00:57:28,832
Tell me.

946
00:57:29,458 --> 00:57:31,040
I rang her two weeks ago.

947
00:57:31,541 --> 00:57:33,874
I told her
I knew there was someone else.

948
00:57:35,458 --> 00:57:37,082
You know what she said?

949
00:57:38,166 --> 00:57:40,332
What annoys me
isn't that you're paranoid,

950
00:57:40,541 --> 00:57:42,790
it's that
you're such a common paranoid.

951
00:57:42,916 --> 00:57:45,124
Leave me in peace
and go with Ditsy and Bozo!

952
00:57:49,125 --> 00:57:51,707
And after that constructive remark,

953
00:57:52,500 --> 00:57:53,624
she hung up.

954
00:57:53,916 --> 00:57:55,874
But she didn't hang up properly.

955
00:57:57,625 --> 00:57:59,749
And you didn't hang up either.

956
00:58:02,333 --> 00:58:03,665
You heard something?

957
00:58:05,666 --> 00:58:07,165
Was she with Jorge?

958
00:58:11,416 --> 00:58:14,290
They didn't start to...
right there?

959
00:58:21,041 --> 00:58:22,457
And you didn't hang up?

960
00:58:22,875 --> 00:58:23,915
How?

961
00:58:24,250 --> 00:58:25,749
I was paralyzed!

962
00:58:25,875 --> 00:58:29,832
How can you be such a masochist?
You're Torquemada's erotic fantasy!

963
00:58:30,083 --> 00:58:32,290
At least
I'm somebody's erotic fantasy!

964
00:58:33,583 --> 00:58:36,624
I hope you didn't tape the call
to suffer even more.

965
00:58:36,750 --> 00:58:38,624
Of course not.
I'm not that demented.

966
00:58:38,791 --> 00:58:40,851
You want to know
the craziest thing about the matter?

967
00:58:40,875 --> 00:58:45,832
No, I don't, because the matter
is my ex screwing someone else.

968
00:58:46,416 --> 00:58:48,790
That's the matter.
She seemed like someone else.

969
00:58:49,041 --> 00:58:51,665
I heard them
in full sexual apocalypse

970
00:58:51,791 --> 00:58:54,832
and María was nothing like
the lady I married,

971
00:58:54,958 --> 00:58:57,499
who never let me experiment in bed.

972
00:58:58,000 --> 00:59:00,957
We followed the same script
for eight years.

973
00:59:01,416 --> 00:59:03,207
Look at the 007 films.

974
00:59:03,333 --> 00:59:06,540
It's always the same script
but they change James Bond.

975
00:59:07,291 --> 00:59:10,832
Well, María changed James Bond and
the script, and that pisses me.

976
00:59:10,958 --> 00:59:14,124
She didn't let me rewrite it
and I'm a fucking scriptwriter!

977
00:59:17,208 --> 00:59:18,290
The worst thing...

978
00:59:19,166 --> 00:59:20,499
The worst thing

979
00:59:21,583 --> 00:59:22,583
is that

980
00:59:23,083 --> 00:59:25,082
while I was listening to them

981
00:59:28,208 --> 00:59:29,457
I started to...

982
00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:34,957
Get aroused?

983
00:59:39,958 --> 00:59:41,624
I've never told anyone this,

984
00:59:42,541 --> 00:59:43,957
but María

985
00:59:44,375 --> 00:59:45,375
likes to

986
00:59:45,875 --> 00:59:47,124
hit me

987
00:59:47,375 --> 00:59:48,790
when she reaches...

988
00:59:52,166 --> 00:59:53,457
When...

989
00:59:55,791 --> 00:59:59,457
I heard her doing it to him
and I couldn't help...

990
01:00:02,416 --> 01:00:03,915
While they...

991
01:00:05,958 --> 01:00:07,040
Anyway,

992
01:00:07,875 --> 01:00:10,665
it was the first time
María and I climaxed together.

993
01:00:10,791 --> 01:00:14,207
Is there anything
more humiliating than that?

994
01:00:18,208 --> 01:00:19,208
Look,

995
01:00:19,458 --> 01:00:22,832
I know your greatest dream
is to summer in Guantanamo,

996
01:00:22,958 --> 01:00:25,665
but all this isn't your fault.

997
01:00:26,583 --> 01:00:28,582
Jorge is very good at

998
01:00:29,500 --> 01:00:30,749
removing inhibitions.

999
01:00:30,916 --> 01:00:31,916
He's dissolute.

1000
01:00:32,458 --> 01:00:34,290
Not dissolute,
take it up a level.

1001
01:00:34,833 --> 01:00:37,832
What is it with people and words?

1002
01:00:38,125 --> 01:00:40,499
Who invented
this shit of "up a level"?

1003
01:00:41,000 --> 01:00:42,957
The next level up from dissolute
has a name.

1004
01:00:43,250 --> 01:00:45,040
"Perverted", for example.

1005
01:00:45,208 --> 01:00:47,540
The next level is "depraved".

1006
01:00:47,833 --> 01:00:50,165
The next level is "sex maniac".

1007
01:00:50,333 --> 01:00:53,374
And the next level
is the Sack of Shit, your ex,

1008
01:00:53,500 --> 01:00:56,124
turning my ex
into the hottest porn slut

1009
01:00:56,291 --> 01:00:58,790
in the vilest brothel
in New Orleans!

1010
01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:01,874
- Why New Orleans?
- I don't know!

1011
01:01:02,000 --> 01:01:03,582
It sounded better than Amsterdam.

1012
01:01:03,875 --> 01:01:04,875
Do you know

1013
01:01:05,000 --> 01:01:10,249
how many times María did something
with me as progressive as oral sex?

1014
01:01:10,666 --> 01:01:11,666
Very few?

1015
01:01:11,833 --> 01:01:13,915
Not very few,
take it up a level!

1016
01:01:14,958 --> 01:01:17,499
And there I was,
with the phone in my ear,

1017
01:01:17,625 --> 01:01:20,249
listening to how
she gave your ex what he called

1018
01:01:20,375 --> 01:01:23,874
"the best blow job of my life"!

1019
01:01:26,416 --> 01:01:28,499
Now that's a title.
Forget "Hamlet".

1020
01:01:28,958 --> 01:01:32,457
Then María told him all the filthy
things she wanted him to do to her.

1021
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:37,249
You know how many
she and I had done?

1022
01:01:37,791 --> 01:01:39,207
- All of them?
- Not one!

1023
01:01:40,875 --> 01:01:42,332
- Did you ever ask her?
- No!

1024
01:01:42,708 --> 01:01:44,874
- Why not?
- Because I thought...

1025
01:01:44,958 --> 01:01:46,749
Don't think so much!

1026
01:01:47,000 --> 01:01:49,874
I thought she'd see it
as a lack of respect...

1027
01:01:49,958 --> 01:01:53,082
Probably, but perhaps
your lack of respect

1028
01:01:53,250 --> 01:01:56,124
would have driven her wild.
Did you ever think that?

1029
01:01:59,125 --> 01:02:00,499
I couldn't ask her.

1030
01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:04,749
I couldn't say the words, even with
Capote whispering them in my ear.

1031
01:02:05,541 --> 01:02:06,541
No.

1032
01:02:07,291 --> 01:02:08,332
Not Capote.

1033
01:02:09,000 --> 01:02:10,665
Bukowski's better for that.

1034
01:02:12,958 --> 01:02:13,958
Try it.

1035
01:02:14,666 --> 01:02:16,665
Imagine I'm your wife,
you're Bukowski,

1036
01:02:16,875 --> 01:02:19,207
and you want
to make endless love to me.

1037
01:02:19,541 --> 01:02:20,541
Action!

1038
01:02:21,041 --> 01:02:22,290
No, no, no.

1039
01:02:25,666 --> 01:02:26,874
This is ridiculous.

1040
01:02:27,958 --> 01:02:28,958
Hey!

1041
01:02:29,666 --> 01:02:31,707
Play with me, Manic Elf.

1042
01:02:56,958 --> 01:02:57,958
María,

1043
01:03:00,708 --> 01:03:01,874
we have to talk.

1044
01:03:02,208 --> 01:03:04,082
Not now, Charles.
I'm reading the Bible.

1045
01:03:09,208 --> 01:03:10,874
I had a win at the racetrack.

1046
01:03:11,375 --> 01:03:15,665
I've drunk two gallons of wine

1047
01:03:16,583 --> 01:03:19,582
and I've just written
"The Fuck Machine."

1048
01:03:20,583 --> 01:03:21,583
Now

1049
01:03:22,000 --> 01:03:23,540
I just want...

1050
01:03:26,041 --> 01:03:28,290
Bukowski would say
"a piece of my ass"

1051
01:03:28,750 --> 01:03:32,665
A generous piece of your fresh ass.

1052
01:03:33,166 --> 01:03:37,332
I want to tear off your clothes,
rip your panties,

1053
01:03:37,458 --> 01:03:38,915
throw myself on you...

1054
01:03:41,041 --> 01:03:42,499
And thrust into me?

1055
01:03:42,875 --> 01:03:45,374
And thrust lecherously into you,

1056
01:03:45,583 --> 01:03:46,665
with euphoria,

1057
01:03:47,583 --> 01:03:49,624
with brute force.

1058
01:03:50,416 --> 01:03:53,624
I want to flatten your body
and drill it

1059
01:03:53,791 --> 01:03:58,957
until fucking Truman Capote
is blushing at the gates of Hell!

1060
01:04:04,791 --> 01:04:05,791
Well?

1061
01:04:18,458 --> 01:04:19,999
I really liked that kiss.

1062
01:04:20,458 --> 01:04:22,290
Wait till I take it up a level!

1063
01:04:47,541 --> 01:04:50,082
I've never slept with anyone
without knowing her name.

1064
01:04:50,583 --> 01:04:52,999
Nor I with an alien
possessed by Bukowski.

1065
01:04:54,125 --> 01:04:57,207
Replacing Capote with Bukowski
was brilliant.

1066
01:04:57,791 --> 01:04:59,511
A substitution
worthy of Vicente del Bosque.

1067
01:05:00,791 --> 01:05:02,540
We needed someone to score.

1068
01:05:06,958 --> 01:05:08,082
Why did we do it?

1069
01:05:09,041 --> 01:05:13,124
Chesterton said that a mystery story
is worthless without a corpse.

1070
01:05:14,333 --> 01:05:17,790
I think the same about a love story
without a good screw.

1071
01:05:19,333 --> 01:05:20,832
Is this a love story?

1072
01:05:21,291 --> 01:05:24,082
Well, it isn't
a paranormal thriller.

1073
01:05:28,583 --> 01:05:29,583
You know what?

1074
01:05:29,958 --> 01:05:31,290
I miss my mistresses.

1075
01:05:32,791 --> 01:05:34,124
Have you had many?

1076
01:05:34,375 --> 01:05:35,375
No.

1077
01:05:35,708 --> 01:05:36,708
Technically, only you.

1078
01:05:37,666 --> 01:05:40,374
I only slept with girlfriends.
That's why I'm saying it.

1079
01:05:40,875 --> 01:05:43,082
I miss the mistresses
I've never had.

1080
01:05:43,958 --> 01:05:45,915
My lovers were very unmissable.

1081
01:05:48,500 --> 01:05:49,957
But we'll drink to all of them.

1082
01:05:53,916 --> 01:05:57,582
To our lovers.

1083
01:06:01,958 --> 01:06:02,999
Carlos?

1084
01:06:05,208 --> 01:06:06,208
Hello, María.

1085
01:06:06,583 --> 01:06:07,583
Jorge!

1086
01:06:08,458 --> 01:06:09,458
Irene.

1087
01:06:09,958 --> 01:06:12,540
- My pleasure, Irene.
- Likewise, Carlos.

1088
01:06:15,958 --> 01:06:17,624
What is going on here?

1089
01:06:19,125 --> 01:06:24,415
Irene is the girl who was left
by the guy for whom you left me.

1090
01:06:24,708 --> 01:06:26,374
I didn't leave you for anyone.

1091
01:06:26,791 --> 01:06:27,791
María,

1092
01:06:28,125 --> 01:06:29,332
you're a cynic.

1093
01:06:30,833 --> 01:06:31,874
A fucking cynic!

1094
01:06:34,291 --> 01:06:35,582
What's so funny?

1095
01:06:36,375 --> 01:06:38,832
Nothing, nothing.
I'm sorry.

1096
01:06:41,416 --> 01:06:43,707
You had to bring him
to our favorite place.

1097
01:06:44,416 --> 01:06:47,499
You brought him here
when you started screwing his wife.

1098
01:06:48,625 --> 01:06:51,540
That's a very bitter metaphor,
especially for you.

1099
01:06:52,666 --> 01:06:54,207
It isn't a metaphor.

1100
01:06:54,625 --> 01:06:56,040
He followed his wife to you

1101
01:06:56,166 --> 01:06:58,999
and then followed you here
the day you left me.

1102
01:06:59,625 --> 01:07:00,832
Now do you get it?

1103
01:07:03,166 --> 01:07:05,165
How long have you been involved?

1104
01:07:06,875 --> 01:07:07,957
About two hours.

1105
01:07:09,250 --> 01:07:10,770
How many months
have you been with him?

1106
01:07:10,958 --> 01:07:12,082
I'm not with him.

1107
01:07:13,458 --> 01:07:16,207
He's just a friend that I met.

1108
01:07:16,916 --> 01:07:19,082
And what you did the other day,
what did he call it?

1109
01:07:19,208 --> 01:07:21,999
Oh, yes!
"The best blow job of my life".

1110
01:07:22,750 --> 01:07:24,374
That was a friendly gesture?

1111
01:07:24,791 --> 01:07:26,957
In two hours you've learned
all about being coarse.

1112
01:07:27,916 --> 01:07:29,876
You didn't give him
the best blow job of his life?

1113
01:07:30,000 --> 01:07:31,249
No, Carlos, no!

1114
01:07:31,375 --> 01:07:33,255
I didn't give him
the best blow job of his life.

1115
01:07:33,791 --> 01:07:34,832
Too bad.

1116
01:07:34,958 --> 01:07:37,040
Because a while ago
his ex gave me mine.

1117
01:07:43,625 --> 01:07:45,665
I wasn't the cause
of their break-up.

1118
01:07:46,041 --> 01:07:47,041
Who was?

1119
01:07:47,250 --> 01:07:48,250
Yoko Ono?

1120
01:07:50,125 --> 01:07:54,040
Irene, you don't have to consult
the entire works of Freud

1121
01:07:54,166 --> 01:07:55,874
to see that
their relationship is dead.

1122
01:07:57,250 --> 01:08:00,832
Jorge,
this may be terrible for your ego,

1123
01:08:00,958 --> 01:08:04,040
but reading a book on psychology
doesn't make you into Freud,

1124
01:08:04,208 --> 01:08:07,707
just like watching soccer on the TV
doesn't make you into Messi.

1125
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:09,040
So don't try to be smart.

1126
01:08:09,375 --> 01:08:12,415
If you hadn't stuck your little dick
into that relationship,

1127
01:08:12,583 --> 01:08:15,665
I think they'd still be together,
and maybe even happy.

1128
01:08:16,208 --> 01:08:17,415
Stop denying it.

1129
01:08:17,875 --> 01:08:19,374
It's too pathetic.

1130
01:08:20,083 --> 01:08:23,874
When I rang, and you called me
a common paranoid,

1131
01:08:24,208 --> 01:08:26,207
you didn't hang up properly.
I heard everything.

1132
01:08:26,958 --> 01:08:27,958
No.

1133
01:08:28,958 --> 01:08:31,499
I don't know
what you think you heard,

1134
01:08:31,666 --> 01:08:33,832
- what you imagine, but...
- This.

1135
01:08:33,958 --> 01:08:35,832
It was probably a crossed line.

1136
01:08:37,291 --> 01:08:38,291
That isn't me.

1137
01:08:39,000 --> 01:08:40,124
You know that.

1138
01:08:40,250 --> 01:08:41,749
<i>María... María...</i>

1139
01:08:42,166 --> 01:08:43,207
<i>María...</i>

1140
01:08:43,958 --> 01:08:46,749
You're right, it's not you.
Forgive me.

1141
01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:49,707
- I'm a common paranoid.
- Stop it.

1142
01:08:49,916 --> 01:08:50,916
Turn it off!

1143
01:08:55,000 --> 01:08:56,374
What is there between you two?

1144
01:08:59,458 --> 01:09:00,458
I'm fine.

1145
01:09:01,250 --> 01:09:02,250
What?

1146
01:09:03,083 --> 01:09:05,124
You asked me the other day,
remember?

1147
01:09:06,458 --> 01:09:09,290
Don't worry about me.
I'm fine.

1148
01:09:16,500 --> 01:09:17,790
You hate me.

1149
01:09:19,500 --> 01:09:20,500
Not you.

1150
01:09:21,708 --> 01:09:24,165
But I'm not too fond
of the girl in the recording.

1151
01:09:29,458 --> 01:09:31,124
One day I woke up,

1152
01:09:32,041 --> 01:09:33,749
I looked around and...

1153
01:09:35,333 --> 01:09:37,082
I felt I wasn't alive.

1154
01:09:38,583 --> 01:09:39,957
That same day, he appeared.

1155
01:09:40,500 --> 01:09:41,500
Why him?

1156
01:09:42,166 --> 01:09:43,207
Why not?

1157
01:09:44,875 --> 01:09:46,374
It could have been anyone.

1158
01:09:47,041 --> 01:09:48,415
Anyone who wasn't you.

1159
01:09:49,541 --> 01:09:53,332
Thank you for that morale booster.
Ask me again if I hate you.

1160
01:09:53,833 --> 01:09:55,793
- I'm not saying this to hurt you.
- Just as well!

1161
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:58,082
- Do you want the truth or not?
- No.

1162
01:10:00,791 --> 01:10:01,915
But tell me.

1163
01:10:04,166 --> 01:10:08,415
Seeing you with her
suddenly made me feel alive.

1164
01:10:11,000 --> 01:10:13,582
- Where's the logic in that?
- There is none.

1165
01:10:14,333 --> 01:10:17,332
I'm not trying to be logical
but it's like...

1166
01:10:18,583 --> 01:10:21,749
It's like I gave away my car
to buy one that's faster

1167
01:10:21,875 --> 01:10:23,249
but really it's worse.

1168
01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:27,999
"Give me 24 hours to prove I'm the
woman of your dreams" worked better.

1169
01:10:30,166 --> 01:10:31,915
Would you give them to me again?

1170
01:10:36,041 --> 01:10:37,665
What can they be talking about?

1171
01:10:39,416 --> 01:10:41,790
About how wonderful you are.

1172
01:10:43,791 --> 01:10:46,582
Thank you for your irony.
It's just what I need.

1173
01:10:47,708 --> 01:10:48,708
Look,

1174
01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:51,540
they've been together eight years,
they have a daughter.

1175
01:10:52,083 --> 01:10:53,790
What do you think
they're talking about?

1176
01:10:56,958 --> 01:10:58,082
How's Laura?

1177
01:11:00,833 --> 01:11:02,040
She misses you.

1178
01:11:02,791 --> 01:11:04,957
You tell better stories than I do.

1179
01:11:12,250 --> 01:11:13,415
Do you think they'll make up?

1180
01:11:14,416 --> 01:11:17,082
It isn't easy
to put an end to eight years.

1181
01:11:17,833 --> 01:11:18,999
Even for you.

1182
01:11:20,958 --> 01:11:23,665
It's hard to believe
you ever loved me,

1183
01:11:24,250 --> 01:11:25,957
to judge by your words.

1184
01:11:26,750 --> 01:11:29,540
It's impossible to believe
that you ever loved me,

1185
01:11:29,666 --> 01:11:31,332
to judge by your actions.

1186
01:11:34,916 --> 01:11:36,249
You, Sack,

1187
01:11:37,041 --> 01:11:38,540
go out and talk to her.

1188
01:11:41,208 --> 01:11:42,415
It's over, isn't it?

1189
01:11:44,541 --> 01:11:45,957
I loved you, Jorge.

1190
01:11:47,458 --> 01:11:48,624
I loved you.

1191
01:12:07,083 --> 01:12:08,207
Nice moment.

1192
01:12:09,416 --> 01:12:10,499
Thank you.

1193
01:12:12,625 --> 01:12:13,625
Was that goodbye?

1194
01:12:15,541 --> 01:12:16,541
Yes.

1195
01:12:18,125 --> 01:12:19,874
I thought about going back

1196
01:12:20,708 --> 01:12:23,124
but I reminded myself too much
of Ditsy and Bozo.

1197
01:12:32,208 --> 01:12:34,082
What can your wife be telling him?

1198
01:12:35,000 --> 01:12:36,582
That she saw me kissing a cutie,

1199
01:12:36,708 --> 01:12:39,582
the kind that would make even
the Pope become a crack dealer,

1200
01:12:39,708 --> 01:12:41,665
and she went mad with jealousy.

1201
01:12:43,416 --> 01:12:44,582
I told you.

1202
01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,332
She wants back with you?

1203
01:12:47,958 --> 01:12:49,457
Yes, she suggested it.

1204
01:12:51,208 --> 01:12:52,208
You see?

1205
01:12:53,041 --> 01:12:55,790
That's why I forbade you
to fall in love with me.

1206
01:12:56,916 --> 01:12:59,040
Imagine the mess you'd be in now!

1207
01:13:00,375 --> 01:13:02,332
I've got a pretty good idea.

1208
01:13:06,250 --> 01:13:07,374
Any questions?

1209
01:13:10,333 --> 01:13:11,707
All real clichés.

1210
01:13:13,208 --> 01:13:14,540
Shall I ask and you answer?

1211
01:13:15,625 --> 01:13:16,707
It's a deal.

1212
01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:20,165
Am I going back to her?

1213
01:13:22,625 --> 01:13:24,207
Your head thinks

1214
01:13:24,625 --> 01:13:27,207
your daughter and your marriage
deserve another attempt.

1215
01:13:29,208 --> 01:13:32,040
And what does my heart say?

1216
01:13:33,708 --> 01:13:35,332
That you should listen to your head.

1217
01:13:41,666 --> 01:13:43,082
Will we miss each other?

1218
01:13:45,291 --> 01:13:47,624
Every time we drink to our lovers.

1219
01:13:50,708 --> 01:13:52,832
Because I won't see you again,
will I?

1220
01:13:54,708 --> 01:13:56,332
She wouldn't understand.

1221
01:13:59,250 --> 01:14:03,415
But it isn't unusual for Pixies
and Elves to meet in dreams.

1222
01:14:15,333 --> 01:14:17,249
I hate soppy endings.

1223
01:14:24,083 --> 01:14:25,665
But don't forget me, OK?

1224
01:14:29,208 --> 01:14:32,040
I never forget a girl
who's impossible to forget.

1225
01:14:33,458 --> 01:14:35,290
That's a good last line.

1226
01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:44,082
"That's a good last line"?
She said that?

1227
01:14:45,500 --> 01:14:46,665
She said that.

1228
01:14:48,208 --> 01:14:51,415
I'll write it down, because
that really is a good last line.

1229
01:14:51,541 --> 01:14:52,749
She made an elegant exit,

1230
01:14:53,833 --> 01:14:54,957
with class.

1231
01:14:55,666 --> 01:14:57,499
She even said goodbye to María.

1232
01:14:58,166 --> 01:14:59,290
She's got guts.

1233
01:15:00,041 --> 01:15:03,374
And before she left, she gave me
a list of her ten favorite books.

1234
01:15:03,916 --> 01:15:06,874
Even though I had some already,
I bought them all.

1235
01:15:08,666 --> 01:15:09,666
Do you regret it?

1236
01:15:10,916 --> 01:15:11,916
Buying books I had?

1237
01:15:13,166 --> 01:15:15,457
Letting the one
who recommended them get away.

1238
01:15:17,208 --> 01:15:18,624
If I told you the truth,

1239
01:15:18,875 --> 01:15:20,165
I'd be lying.

1240
01:15:22,166 --> 01:15:23,790
I'll write that down too.

1241
01:15:24,708 --> 01:15:27,415
Fuck! I know
you can't have everything.

1242
01:15:27,666 --> 01:15:30,457
I know that. But it shouldn't
have ended like this.

1243
01:15:30,750 --> 01:15:32,040
We still had a month!

1244
01:15:32,208 --> 01:15:35,374
Do you know what we would have
done in a month?

1245
01:15:35,500 --> 01:15:36,999
Yes, made the video clip.

1246
01:15:38,958 --> 01:15:40,124
What video clip?

1247
01:15:40,708 --> 01:15:44,249
The one with music by, for example,
Norah Jones, with happy images.

1248
01:15:45,125 --> 01:15:46,832
Irene and you
eating face in the park,

1249
01:15:46,958 --> 01:15:49,915
laughing in the rain,
"we're falling in love" stuff.

1250
01:15:50,041 --> 01:15:51,041
That shit.

1251
01:15:52,208 --> 01:15:53,208
<i>Shall we play?</i>

1252
01:15:54,416 --> 01:15:57,415
<i>It isn't unusual for
Pixies and Elves to meet in dreams.</i>

1253
01:15:57,541 --> 01:15:59,582
<i>Am I a Manic Pixie Dream Girl?</i>

1254
01:15:59,833 --> 01:16:02,874
<i>That's why I forbade you
to fall in love with me.</i>

1255
01:16:02,958 --> 01:16:04,332
<i>Will we miss each other?</i>

1256
01:16:04,500 --> 01:16:06,457
<i>Every time we drink to our lovers.</i>

1257
01:16:06,583 --> 01:16:08,476
<i>I never forget a girl
who's impossible to forget.</i>

1258
01:16:08,500 --> 01:16:09,624
<i>I see the happy ending.</i>

1259
01:16:09,750 --> 01:16:12,040
<i>The two of you kissing,
like the Lovers of Teruel.</i>

1260
01:16:39,166 --> 01:16:40,457
DITSY BOZO

1261
01:16:40,916 --> 01:16:44,915
Cut!

1262
01:16:45,333 --> 01:16:46,333
Fuck!

1263
01:16:46,666 --> 01:16:48,249
I wanted my video clip!

1264
01:16:50,208 --> 01:16:54,499
Why can't I have my video clip?

1265
01:16:55,625 --> 01:16:56,957
Because that's in movies!

1266
01:16:57,333 --> 01:17:00,415
Real life has no video clips and
Norah Jones doesn't sing for you!

1267
01:17:00,750 --> 01:17:03,624
In real life, you're happy with your
lover, your wife appears with hers,

1268
01:17:03,791 --> 01:17:04,999
and everything's fucked!

1269
01:17:06,708 --> 01:17:07,708
Yeah.

1270
01:17:09,625 --> 01:17:12,374
In real life, María is a viper

1271
01:17:13,541 --> 01:17:15,249
and she's marvelous too.

1272
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,040
You've got too many things in there.

1273
01:17:34,666 --> 01:17:36,332
Why have I gone back to María?

1274
01:17:36,458 --> 01:17:37,540
I'll explain it to you.

1275
01:17:40,750 --> 01:17:42,832
Young people fall in love
at first sight.

1276
01:17:43,083 --> 01:17:46,374
Romeo and Juliet see each other
and, wham, they're in love.

1277
01:17:46,750 --> 01:17:47,957
That's all it takes.

1278
01:17:48,208 --> 01:17:50,082
When you're older,
you question everything.

1279
01:17:50,500 --> 01:17:51,749
"Am I in love or just horny?"

1280
01:17:51,958 --> 01:17:54,624
"What if, after a month,
she tells me to fuck off?"

1281
01:17:55,000 --> 01:17:56,874
"What if I get bored
after 100 screws?"

1282
01:17:56,958 --> 01:17:59,374
So, just in case,
you let her get away.

1283
01:17:59,958 --> 01:18:00,958
Look,

1284
01:18:01,208 --> 01:18:02,874
you decided on María because...

1285
01:18:03,500 --> 01:18:04,582
because...

1286
01:18:05,083 --> 01:18:07,957
Because I don't think
I'm in love with Irene?

1287
01:18:08,875 --> 01:18:10,665
Is that what you're trying to say?

1288
01:18:11,375 --> 01:18:13,082
If I say
what I'm thinking of saying,

1289
01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,874
I'm regretting it already.

1290
01:18:16,875 --> 01:18:19,165
What crap.
I'm not writing that down.

1291
01:18:19,541 --> 01:18:20,541
Look,

1292
01:18:21,875 --> 01:18:25,624
I'm a practical guy,
I'm not passionate or romantic.

1293
01:18:25,750 --> 01:18:27,082
- I'm not!
- Not romantic?

1294
01:18:27,375 --> 01:18:28,124
No!

1295
01:18:28,291 --> 01:18:29,999
You're an incurable romantic.

1296
01:18:30,208 --> 01:18:32,415
So romantic that
all the love in the real world

1297
01:18:32,541 --> 01:18:35,665
won't match your romanticism.
That's your tragedy,

1298
01:18:35,958 --> 01:18:36,999
among many others.

1299
01:18:37,333 --> 01:18:38,915
- Among many others?
- Exactly.

1300
01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:40,083
Such as?

1301
01:18:40,208 --> 01:18:41,208
María.

1302
01:18:41,500 --> 01:18:43,707
- She's my wife...
- I screwed her.

1303
01:18:45,875 --> 01:18:48,124
- What did you say?
- I screwed her.

1304
01:18:49,500 --> 01:18:50,500
No.

1305
01:18:51,208 --> 01:18:53,874
Remember when you went to Ibiza
to discuss "Ditsy and Bozo 2"?

1306
01:18:54,000 --> 01:18:55,957
- No.
- That night María invited me

1307
01:18:56,125 --> 01:18:57,707
for dinner
and then seduced me

1308
01:18:57,833 --> 01:18:59,957
while your daughter
was sleeping in the next room.

1309
01:19:00,083 --> 01:19:02,290
<i>No. No. No.</i>

1310
01:19:02,791 --> 01:19:05,290
<i>She said something
that made it very clear.</i>

1311
01:19:05,958 --> 01:19:09,165
Give me two hours to show you
I'm the best lover you've ever had.

1312
01:19:20,000 --> 01:19:21,000
Sound familiar?

1313
01:19:21,583 --> 01:19:25,874
No, no, no, no, no...

1314
01:19:26,000 --> 01:19:27,600
- Why would I lie to you?
- I don't know.

1315
01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:29,582
I don't believe you.
I don't care.

1316
01:19:29,958 --> 01:19:32,832
We can talk about the two wallops
she gave me when she had her...

1317
01:19:33,500 --> 01:19:34,665
You know when.

1318
01:19:36,166 --> 01:19:37,582
It's true!

1319
01:19:38,500 --> 01:19:39,500
You did it!

1320
01:19:40,541 --> 01:19:43,499
But because of those wallops
everything went south.

1321
01:19:45,791 --> 01:19:46,832
No!

1322
01:19:53,625 --> 01:19:56,290
Tell me you resisted a bit.
Tell me.

1323
01:19:56,458 --> 01:20:00,374
Yes, when it was obvious that
María was giving me the come-on

1324
01:20:00,750 --> 01:20:03,915
<i>I said a subtle phrase I have
for scaring off persistent women.</i>

1325
01:20:04,375 --> 01:20:05,375
<i>What is it?</i>

1326
01:20:05,583 --> 01:20:07,540
I think my dick's gone to sleep.

1327
01:20:09,833 --> 01:20:11,749
It goes straight
to the subconscious.

1328
01:20:11,875 --> 01:20:13,874
I say it, and they leave me alone.

1329
01:20:13,958 --> 01:20:14,958
But María kept attacking

1330
01:20:15,291 --> 01:20:17,999
<i>and I tried to keep my distance.
I said to her:</i>

1331
01:20:18,250 --> 01:20:19,749
Is this a good idea?

1332
01:20:19,875 --> 01:20:20,875
What did she say?

1333
01:20:21,791 --> 01:20:23,540
You're Carlos' best friend.

1334
01:20:24,375 --> 01:20:26,124
Who'd treat me better than you?

1335
01:20:28,416 --> 01:20:31,457
If you think about it,
it was very logical.

1336
01:20:32,208 --> 01:20:33,208
Look,

1337
01:20:34,041 --> 01:20:37,082
I'm feeling like
I would really love to thump you!

1338
01:20:38,583 --> 01:20:39,983
What the hell
are you trying to say?

1339
01:20:40,166 --> 01:20:43,790
Saying no to María would have been
an insult to her and to you.

1340
01:20:44,125 --> 01:20:45,665
To me? Explain that!

1341
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:50,457
It's like saying: "Your wife isn't
hot enough for me to betray you",

1342
01:20:50,583 --> 01:20:51,583
or saying she's ugly,

1343
01:20:51,791 --> 01:20:55,665
or insinuating
our friendship isn't strong enough

1344
01:20:55,875 --> 01:20:58,249
- to survive this shit.
- Don't twist things!

1345
01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,999
My best friend should never
screw my wife! Never!

1346
01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,790
Only your best friend would tell you
he did it in these circumstances.

1347
01:21:05,041 --> 01:21:08,124
Why tell me? I didn't want to know.
I didn't need to know.

1348
01:21:08,291 --> 01:21:11,457
No! You didn't want to know,
but you needed to know.

1349
01:21:21,916 --> 01:21:23,082
- Do it.
- Do what?

1350
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:25,999
Hit me. Didn't you want to?
Well, go on.

1351
01:21:26,125 --> 01:21:27,125
Why?

1352
01:21:27,791 --> 01:21:30,499
Maybe you've forgotten,
but I screwed your wife.

1353
01:21:31,125 --> 01:21:32,207
How will hitting you help?

1354
01:21:32,458 --> 01:21:34,832
I don't know!
But it makes sense.

1355
01:21:35,125 --> 01:21:38,290
The real world is shit and we should
start living like our characters.

1356
01:21:38,750 --> 01:21:41,165
- Like Ditsy and Bozo?
- No, like the good ones,

1357
01:21:41,291 --> 01:21:42,832
the ones we haven't written yet.

1358
01:21:42,958 --> 01:21:46,165
A good character would hit me now
and then we'd carry on talking,

1359
01:21:46,291 --> 01:21:47,731
me bleeding like an anti-hero and...

1360
01:22:05,500 --> 01:22:06,624
That's great!

1361
01:22:07,500 --> 01:22:08,665
Thanks, man.

1362
01:22:10,875 --> 01:22:11,875
Did I hurt you?

1363
01:22:12,750 --> 01:22:15,915
María hurt me more.
You want to hit me twice?

1364
01:22:17,833 --> 01:22:19,374
I didn't want to hit you once.

1365
01:22:34,333 --> 01:22:35,415
Look,

1366
01:22:36,125 --> 01:22:37,749
your wife isn't a bad person.

1367
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:42,175
You can spend the rest of your life
with her and be more or less happy.

1368
01:22:42,666 --> 01:22:46,582
Accept that occasionally she'll
establish her "areas of freedom".

1369
01:22:47,333 --> 01:22:48,915
You just do the same.

1370
01:22:50,166 --> 01:22:53,540
If you can live with those wallops,
you can live with this.

1371
01:22:55,041 --> 01:22:56,041
Your pal,

1372
01:22:56,208 --> 01:22:59,749
Truman Capote, would write
a hell of a story about you two.

1373
01:22:59,875 --> 01:23:02,790
A bit sad, yes,
but a hell of a story.

1374
01:23:05,541 --> 01:23:06,541
Well?

1375
01:23:09,041 --> 01:23:10,207
What'll you do?

1376
01:23:19,125 --> 01:23:20,125
Hey,

1377
01:23:23,583 --> 01:23:26,415
your suitcase has just said
the best last line in history.

1378
01:24:03,958 --> 01:24:05,124
Is this chance?

1379
01:24:08,958 --> 01:24:11,665
How did you know I'd be here?
I haven't come for a week.

1380
01:24:12,625 --> 01:24:13,625
Yeah.

1381
01:24:14,416 --> 01:24:16,874
I came the day after
we said goodbye.

1382
01:24:18,166 --> 01:24:20,749
I waited a few hours, and I left.

1383
01:24:23,500 --> 01:24:25,915
I told you it was a bad idea
not to swap phone numbers.

1384
01:24:27,166 --> 01:24:29,249
That's why
I gave mine to the waiter.

1385
01:24:30,375 --> 01:24:32,540
So he could call me
when you appeared.

1386
01:24:34,083 --> 01:24:35,083
You know,

1387
01:24:35,750 --> 01:24:37,040
Bukowski and Capote

1388
01:24:37,958 --> 01:24:38,958
have started talking.

1389
01:24:40,500 --> 01:24:41,500
I'm glad.

1390
01:24:41,916 --> 01:24:45,665
And they both agree
I have to tell you something.

1391
01:24:46,875 --> 01:24:48,290
I won't sugarcoat it.

1392
01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:51,124
If you have to say something tough,
you say it.

1393
01:24:53,416 --> 01:24:54,540
Go ahead.

1394
01:24:56,541 --> 01:24:59,957
I love you.

1395
01:25:04,166 --> 01:25:05,957
You've copied Jorge's method.

1396
01:25:08,750 --> 01:25:10,999
He took my girl
by copying Oscar Wilde,

1397
01:25:11,666 --> 01:25:13,874
I can take his by copying him.

1398
01:25:14,916 --> 01:25:16,624
How do you know I'm back with him?

1399
01:25:18,833 --> 01:25:21,415
- You're back with Sack of Shit?
- Yes.

1400
01:25:22,041 --> 01:25:24,749
In fact, he's due any minute.
You can say hello.

1401
01:25:26,500 --> 01:25:27,500
Seriously?

1402
01:25:30,333 --> 01:25:31,333
Fuck!

1403
01:25:32,958 --> 01:25:34,582
I haven't seen him since then.

1404
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:36,310
How could we get back
after what I said?

1405
01:25:36,750 --> 01:25:37,957
It wouldn't be the first time.

1406
01:25:38,333 --> 01:25:41,165
The first and only time we got back

1407
01:25:41,291 --> 01:25:45,290
it took him three days to persuade
me, three days nagging at me.

1408
01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:47,707
María got you back in three minutes.

1409
01:25:48,083 --> 01:25:49,083
Not exactly.

1410
01:25:49,375 --> 01:25:50,499
How many? Two?

1411
01:25:50,958 --> 01:25:52,749
I never went back to her.

1412
01:25:59,000 --> 01:26:00,290
I kind of thought that.

1413
01:26:01,250 --> 01:26:04,124
I mean,
when you said "I love you"...

1414
01:26:04,750 --> 01:26:05,832
Suspicious, right?

1415
01:26:07,000 --> 01:26:08,165
A bit.

1416
01:26:09,500 --> 01:26:10,500
What happened?

1417
01:26:14,416 --> 01:26:15,540
May I use a metaphor?

1418
01:26:16,291 --> 01:26:18,957
I would never
inhibit your creativity.

1419
01:26:21,750 --> 01:26:26,707
At times, when you write a script,
it's hard to know when to stop.

1420
01:26:28,083 --> 01:26:30,457
You've reached the end
but you don't realize,

1421
01:26:30,916 --> 01:26:34,582
so you keep on and on,
trying to find the perfect ending.

1422
01:26:36,041 --> 01:26:38,082
And all you do is ruin everything.

1423
01:26:40,541 --> 01:26:42,499
My story with María
finished long ago,

1424
01:26:43,333 --> 01:26:45,207
but I couldn't see the ending.

1425
01:26:51,166 --> 01:26:52,999
And what about our story?

1426
01:26:54,375 --> 01:26:56,082
We should keep writing it.

1427
01:26:57,458 --> 01:26:59,040
And see where it takes us.

1428
01:27:03,125 --> 01:27:04,665
It seems like a good plan.

1429
01:27:07,500 --> 01:27:08,624
Are there rules?

1430
01:27:09,208 --> 01:27:10,208
No.

1431
01:27:10,958 --> 01:27:12,540
Just that we keep playing,

1432
01:27:13,625 --> 01:27:14,665
Manic Pixie.

1433
01:27:16,916 --> 01:27:18,290
Let's keep playing,

1434
01:27:18,583 --> 01:27:20,290
Manic Elf.