"Oh Lord Almighty."
"Here comes Chadha."
I am getting late for work.
Look, the bus is here. - Bye.
Bye!
What is this? We are late.
Let's go. I need to buy vegetables.
Let's buy it from here. - From here? Okay.
How much for these bananas?
And the gourd, how much for it?
25 for kg.
Hello? - Hello.
Give me these as well.
Who is it?
Shaalu.
Shaalu? - Shaalu? Who is Shaalu?
I got a call from office.
I know you are joking with me.
Tell me the truth. Who are you?
Okay, so now you are refusing to recognise me?
I stay in your lane.
Aren't you the one who parts his hair on the right side.
You apply Navratan oil on your hair, right?
Chill-chill cool-cool.
You know I can smell it till here. Stupid.
You are here?
Yes. - Where? I can't see you.
In your heart.
You are very funny.
But how do you know me?
I got all the information about you from Mukhtiar.
I have fallen in love with you.
I don't get you.
Oh come on.
You just give me a reply. I'll give you three days to think.
You have only three days.
I want your reply. Love you.Think about it.
I will call you later. Dad is here. Love you, miss you.
Bye.
Listen..
Nothing. - Are you alright?
Oh darling I love you.
I love you a lot.
Come, let's buy vegetables.
Lady fingers, gherkins, onions and tomatoes.
Emperor Akbar on an elephant, King Karan Singh on a horse.
And Mr. Chadha, on a scooter.
Mr. Chadha, you will keep your level maintained.
This is what's called a man's ride.
What is that? A scooty!
"Mom, I am going to college."
Hello!
Listen the expert of the weaker gender..
You should know how to sit on a scooty.
This is how you sit on a scooty.
And this is how you sit on a scooter.
Spreading your legs wide.
Like a lion, like a man.
Please get my work done. - It's work in progress.
At least return my money. - Okay.
A new scooter?
Uncle?
Who is scratching the scooters?
Wonderful.
Sister, no can cook these greens better than you.
Oh really?
Chadha in the house, mummy.
Open your mouth. - What happened?
Open your mouth. Eat it.
Uncle.. Enjoy.
Congratulations, Mr. Chadha.
You have got your official vehicle. Have a 'Ladoo' (sweets).
Happy.
Mukhtiar Chadha and sons company's..
..first official vehicle is here. - It is here?
What sons, you dog?
What are nonsense are you blabbering?
Your son has brought a new scooter, mummy.
Life takes a full circle, I am his uncle.
From where did you get money for the scooter?
Business.
Don't make me hit you, got it?
Go and return the scooter to its original owner.
Be at ease, mummy. I bought it on instalments.
On instalments?
Oh my God. What do I do with this boy?
Don't you know three instalment cheques of the new cooler..
..that you bought have bounced?
And you have now bought a new scooter.
Mummy, you always.. - Oh God, what do I do?
Sister, he will one day sell your shop, I tell you.
He keeps loitering all day long. He has become a loafer.
Why are you ruining my life?
You have finished your college, right?
You should now go and manage the shop.
I can no longer work.
If I go and manage the shop..
..then who will look after my property business?
Which property? - Who will look after it?
Which property? - Which property business?
Sister, you should get the property documents of this house checked.
I am sure this boy has mortgaged this house.
What are you saying?
Uncle. - Yes.
I should have poisoned your 'Ladoo.'
Poison? - You..
Mummy, he is ruining our relationship.
Look at his eyes.
Son, the day you feed me two 'Ladoos' bought from your hard earned money..
I will die that very moment out of shock.
I will die for sure. You won't need the poison.
I'll feed you two 'Ladoos' bought from my hard earned money today itself.
Stop it. Both of you.
Does a poor eat from his eyes or his mouth?
Stop it. - Ask him not to talk to me.
I don't want to talk to you.
What are my things doing in your pocket?
What are you doing, Mukhtiar?
What are you doing? - Mukhtiar. Let him go.
What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind? Come here.
He also threw my handkerchief.
Mukhtiar!
Who is he, mummy?
He steals snacks from our house. Who is he?
You stole snacks from the kitchen?
Sister, I am telling the truth.
Can't a person by the snacks from outside and eat?
That's weird, I am a thief before I ate some snacks?
Stop it, Mukhtiar.
Look, he stole ten rupees from me.
Can't I take some money for the rickshaw?
I don't want to stay in this house. Everyone here is crazy.
Listen, Mukhtiar..
At least eat before you leave.
Mummy, I am going to buy 'Ladoos' for uncle's eyes.
What have you planted here?
Sister, you have pampered this boy a lot. - I am going crazy.
Shut up.
He is just a kid, are you also a kid?
No, I.. - Both of you have made me go crazy.
By the way, the greens you cook are the best.
Don't get angry.
Uncle is eyeing our property.
He wants to usurp our property.
I will teach him a lesson.
This smoke? This mosquito killers have ruined my life.
Do you have a machine that can kill an uncle?
'A sage comes down the mountain, invests 70000 in a scooter.'
'A new scooter. He must have brought it on instalments.'
Hello.
Your miser friend from the locality is here.
Shut up, you imp.
How are you, dog?
It's not dog, dodge. Call me Dodge.
Same thing.
Praise the goddess.
What happened? You look upset.
Let it be, Mukhtiar. It's not your cup of tea.
Okay.
Okay, listen to me. - No.
Listen to me, please.
Why should I listen to it if it's not my cup of tea?
It involves money.
He knows I will feel pity on him if he makes an innocent face.
Tell me. Go ahead.
The things is, my theatre group is making a play on Ravana..
The knowledgeable becomes unknowledgeable.
I am worried about it.
He is bound to be worry if he does a play on Ravana instead of Rama.
I am not worried about play, I am worried because of the commentator.
I have taken the money from the concerned person..
..but I still haven't found someone to do the commentary.
I am in trouble.
Forget your worries. Be at ease and smile.
And you, get me some sweets.
You won't find a commentator better..
..than Mr. Chadha in the whole of Delhi.
You know Mr.Siddhu, he calls me during a live match and asks..
"What should I say next?"
You know the Obama in America?
Stop lying.
Tell me, will you be able to do the commentary?
How can I say no to you?
How much will I get paid for it?
You will charge your friend a fees?
No. - That's like a true friend.
No, I will not take the money. But I will take money to do the play.
Our friendship and the play are two different things.
Look at it. - Let it go, Tilak.
How much were you going to pay the commentator?
Rs. 10,000.
Then pay that to him. What is the problem?
What is the status of my album?
Be at ease. I have spoken to the music company's in-charge.
Your album will be made.
Bhushan Singh had called me just a while back.
"Yo man!" - Bhushan Singh?
But wasn't his name Bhushan Kumar?
No. Bhushan Singh is new, he is fresh.
He has just opened a new company.
Your album will be made, stop worrying.
Your friend has brought a new scooter.
Wow. Praise the goddess. - Red colour.
Red turban. Red scooter. Praise the goddess.
Have a seat.
Now each one of you give me Rs. 100.
Why? Why should we give you Rs. 100.
You are the one who are supposed to give us a treat.
You are the one who brought the scooter.
I bought a scooter. So I should give a treat.
You want a treat? - Yes. Of course.
Okay then meet me at Jay Singh road in the evening.
I won't go to Jay Singh road, just pay me my money.
The producer will pay the bill.
Why? - I am doing your play, right?
Yes. - Then pay the bill.
Take it.
Welcome. - Welcome, brother.
Listen, there is no restaurant or hotel here.
Where are you taking us?
Welcome. - Welcome.
Welcome. Welcome.
Why is he going inside on a scooter?
Whose wedding have you brought us to?
I knew it. This is how all his parties are. Free food.
But we don't have a wedding invitation.
We don't need an invitation.
Just be confident and keep hugging people.
Sorry.
Hold on.
Always look worried..
..and keep saying the salad is over, there is no radish.
Waiter.. - Yes, sir?
Valet. - Sure.
Park it at the right place.
We should get the coupon quickly. - Sure.
"When your move your waist.."
"Your earrings kiss your face."
"Kisses your face."
"When your move your waist.."
"Your earrings kiss your face."
"Today, I will dance holding your hand with grace.."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
"Very much hi-fi, touches the sky.."
"It's not easy to cajole you, but baby it's worth a try."
"Very much hi-fi, touches the sky.."
"It's not easy to cajole you, but baby it's worth a try."
"For you like Jackie Chan, I too can jump high."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
"I want to a photo to be clicked with you."
"Click-click.."
Mukhtiar.. - Where are you going?
Let me dance, Mukhtiar. My true love beckons me.
Let me go.
Mukhtiar..
Mukhtiar.. - Yes?
You were getting too close to the one in green while dancing.
Because she is my best friend, and I love her.
She is your sister-in-law. - Shut up.
The one in red with whom you were dancing, she too is my best friend.
And she too is your sister-in-law.
Shut up. - What..?
You shouldn't let him drink.
He causes a commotion after he gets drunk.
He keeps crying after getting drunk.
Mukhtiar, you don't know, my life is ruined.
You have ruined my live, you monkey.
You have ruined mine from the time you came into my life, okay?
I love you, Mukhtiar.
Stop. "I love you."
Stop it.
Hello? Where are you going?
Mr. Chadha's home is approaching. He never takes alcohol home.
He will washout all the alcohol here.
Stop. Listen to me. It's important.
Hello, Tilak. Hello. - Listen to me. Mukhtiar.
I don't have a friend.
Who is Mukhtiar? You are my only friend.
"I want a photograph clicked with you."
My life is ruined, my friend. It's ruined.
"I want a photograph clicked with you."
We can win the entire locality if we get together.
Otherwise, we will lose America, let me tell you.
If you could talk..
Then I wouldn't pay a single penny to Mukhtiar.
I would pay you Rs. 51,000 and make you do the commentary.
I promise. I would do it.
He will do the commentary for you. He is your friend.
Mukhtiar is dead for you. Now he will drop you home.
Mukhtiar..
Mukhtiar.. - He will drop you home, now.
Mukhtiar..
Our friendship is over. - My bro..
Get down. Yo man, yo.
Get down.
Move aside.
Move away from my scooter.
I told you, we will lose America forever.
Give me the keys. Give me the keys of my scooter.
My life is ruined.
Move aside, I found the keys. Move aside.
Don't let us here. - Our friendship ends here.
Mukhtiar is dead for you. - Don't leave us here.
You are friends with a donkey, you scoundrels.
Mukhtiar..
Shut up. Stop, my friend.
Why will a donkey be an enemy to the one whom you befriend?
They cannot digest free liquor.
Mr. Chadha in the street.
Oh, silence. I have reached home.
Safe landing.
You?
No, Mr. Chadha, option one not safe. No entry by door.
Use pipeline.
"I did what I wasn't supposed to do."
"I was once a nice fine girl, then I became crazy."
Baby..
"I became crazy."
Baby..
"I became crazy."
Hello!
"I became crazy."
Hey!
Why are you laughing like a monkey?
Have you lost your mind? What are you doing here?
Just freshness?
You won't get anything fresh from the thing that you are hugging.
Baby, you deserve Rs. 501 for the dance that you did.
But I apologise, I am a little busy so I can't give it to you.
You are wasting your talent in Delhi.
If you go to Mumbai, you will put even Chunky Pandey to shame.
Now we will know in the morning..
..whether Chunky Pandey is put to shame or Mukhtiar Chadha.
Hello?
Hello? Hello? Baby..
Listen..
Be careful, Mr. Chadha.
If you call people will collect Chadha and Mukhtiar separately.
Be careful..
Careful, Mr. Chadha. Careful.
Hello, I am answering it.
Hello, Chadha and sons speaking.
Having a big name doesn't help, Mr. Chadha.
You have to do big things.
Mr. Bhatti.. Sir, please be at ease.
Your property's work is done.
The documents are ready. Your work is in pipeline.
You should go to sleep.
Get money counting machine at home and start counting the money.
Your property is sold.
Mr. Bhatti, I love you. Your property is sold.
Go to sleep. Sleep peacefully. Good night, sleep tight.
Love you. Go to sleep.
Mr. Chadha is sleepy.
'Dimple.'
'32%.'
'Fail.'
Mukhtiar Chadha..
85%.
You weren't going to give me a party even if you passed.
Mr. Chadha came first. Have some sweets for good luck.
Let me have one.
These people are so shy.
I will feed you.
Open your mouth..
Let it be. Good luck has begun.
Chunky Pandey.
Look Mukhtiar, I am very upset. How can I fail?
Even I am surprised. How can I get only 85%.
I mean even after studying so much I get 15% less.
It's so cheating.
I don't know how to tell my family that I failed.
You know even I don't know what will I tell aunt ..
..when I go to your house with sweets..
"That you failed?"
Please Mukhtiar, don't tell my family that I failed.
Please..
Look Dimple, you know that I won't tell them..
But my tongues, it doesn't keep shut without a bribe.
Look, it doesn't look good for me to ask you to pay me Rs. 10000-12000.
I can pay you.. - No.
Mr. Chadha cannot take so much money from his neighbours.
Let's fix the deal on Rs. 5000.
Rs. 5000? - Per month.
Per month? - I will have to keep quiet..
..till you don't clear your exams.
This is a very serious matter for you.
So, should Mr. Chadha consider this deal done?
Wait.
Deal is done. My client is here.
Hello, my love.
You almost kill me when you call me love.
No, my love. Take care of your life.
You know I will die if anything will happen to you.
Where are you, my love?
In college.
In college?
Which college?
Karodimal.
Karodimal? I am standing at its gate.
Where are you?
I saw you!
I cannot see you. I am ready.
And eager to meet you.
Actually my dad.. Exam results were declared today. I am with my dad.
Otherwise, you know I would've come to meet you.
Oh my.
You are looking so nice in that shirt. Oh my God.
Your nose is so cute, cutie-pie.
Your eyes are so deep.
Can I say something? Salman Khan just got lucky.
Otherwise the truth is that you are the real Dabangg (fearless one).
My Chulbul Pandey.
I am Chulbul Pandey.
Okay. Bye. My dad is here. I will call you later.
Love you. Miss you.
Well done, Mr. Chadha. That was great.
Mukhtiar..
Mukhtiar..!
Mr. Pandey!
You?
Mukhtiar.. I came here to meet you.
Oh Mr. Pandey, ask away.
Have you shared my number with anyone?
Yes, well..
No.
Have you shared it with a girl? - No.
Oh yes, Mr. Pandey. I gave your number to Shaalu.
She is crazy about you.
Good that you came here.
I wanted to go home to tell you wife that she should talk to Shaalu.
Mr. Pandey is married man.
You don't need to go to my wife.
You mean I don't need to go to your house? - No.
So my job ends after giving the number to Shaalu?
No, your job has just begun.
When will you introduce me to that beautiful girl?
Come on, Mr. Pandey. Whenever you want to.
Give me the token money.
Token money? How much?
Rs. 5000 per month.
Don't you think that's a lot?
Your wife pays me Rs. 10000 per month to tell on you.
Done. - Done, done.
Here, have a 'Ladoos'.
Mukhtiar Chadha passed with 85%.
Here you go.
Let me eat the 'Ladoo.'
Mr. Pandey, you shouldn't eat sweets.
You should reduce your paunch. You know Shaalu has abs?
She can pull a truck with a rope around her waist.
Hear him talk.
She call pull a rope?
What will happen to me?
Madam, why aren't you paying me Rs. 15?
Rs. 15 for what? Don't make me hit you.
Come on, madam. You fixed it at 150 and then paid me 135..
You aren't giving me the balance 15 rupees.
I will take those 15 rupees from you today.
Get lost. There are many like you over here.
Now get those idols off the truck.
Son, you go and get Bubby's van. Go.
But what's the problem all about, mummy?
The problem is.. - The problem is..
Listen you idiot..speak in your language.
The problem is that she fixed the rate at 150 and pays 135 rupees.
She never pays the balance 15 rupees.
Mummy, give me Rs. 15.
Have you lost your mind? - Give me the money.
Okay. Take it.
Here you go, ten and five.
15. Does this solve the problem?
Thank you.
Let's go.
He didn't take 135 rupees. He just took 15 rupees.
Idiot. - Don't make me hit you.
I am ready to get thrashed, you get ready to eat 'Ladoos.'
Your son scored 85% in the university exams.
Oh I am so happy.
Eat it.
Let's go. - Mummy, not all..don't distribute all of them.
First come, first serve. Oh yes, the famous Chinese fair.
Mukhtiar.. - Who is it?
Mukhtiar, read the script of the play.
The play is in the evening, memorise the dialogues.
Be serious.
Is she real?
Forget about the Chinese and hold this.
Baby..
Did you hear what I just heard?
Hey baby.. - Hold the script.
Advance? - Huh?
Advance?
Baby..hey baby..
Hold this.
Take it.
Memorise all the dialogues, please.
It's the right amount? - Yes, you can count it.
You are my friend. It's okay. - How about giving me some water?
"Bubbly, your mobile, great is your smile."
You imp.
"Bubbly, your mobile, great is your smile."
Water. - Go ahead. I will give water from China.
Sale. Sale. Sale. Without fuel, runs this train.
"When the enemies use their sticks at the fair.."
"..after getting drunk, I get scared."
Thank you. Thank you.
Have a 'Ladoo.' Dimple cleared her exams.
'Ladoo.'
Mr. Sharma, we will get going now.
Okay. Come on. - Bye.
Congratulations.
Thank you.
'Ladoo.'
Bye.
Mr. Chunky Pandey..
He is distributing sweets at home. - Keep quiet.
What if he finds out? - No..
That his daughter has failed then how will he feel?
Please. - That will be a big problem, right Dimple?
Keep quiet.
Mr. Sharma will faint right then and there.
I mean Mr. Sharma is well respected in the market.
Oh my gosh.
The poor girl is so helpless.
Mr. Chadha, don't you think you overdo things sometimes?
No..tell me, being easy, forget that.
All you are concerned is the money.
I should just get the money.
Don't worry, Dimple.
I will invest your money in the share market.
If the value of my shares increase, you will get 1% from it.
"When the enemies use their sticks at the fair.."
"..after getting drunk, I get scared."
"I want money. More money."
Hello, Peter. Do me a favour.
I mean buy the shares you think the value of whose will increase.
Invest Rs.5000 in each of them for me.
Invest my money in the companies whose share price keeps rising.
Yes, sells those shares which are going down.
Yes.
I say, be at ease. Don't worry about the money.
I will give you a lot of money.
My name is Mukhtiar Chadha. I will make a lot of money.
Stop acting stupid.
Okay, bye, love you. Bye. - Stop it.
I will hit you.
Hey! I will hit you.
Mukhtiar..
Mukhtiar..listen to me.
It's me. Tilak.
Tilak.
Chief.
Sir..?
Look over there. It's me. Tilak.
Tilak! You as a Ravana.
Mukhtiar, I am in trouble.
Wait, hold on..
Mr. Chadha chilling with Ravana. Facebook.
Listen to me.
People have already started liking it.
Mukhtiar, stop thinking about the Facebook, Ravana's sister ran away.
Surpanakha ran away?
This is worthy of a status!
Not Surpanakha, Dimpy ran away.
Surpanakha didn't ran away, Dimpy..
Ravana had just one sister, not two.
I'm talking about the guy..
..who was going to pay Ravana, his sister ran away.
So Surpanakha didn't run away? - No.
I will have to cancel my status.
Stop thinking about the Facebook status, Mukhtiar.
Here my status is at risk. My life got ruined.
Get the script. We are getting late. - I am here, be at ease.
Mr. Chadha has memorised the entire script.
Today your brother will create a blast over there.
Come with me.
Don't mess this up. Do you remember the script?
I said that I have..watch out for your heads..
Look, the dogs are scared of you.
Hurry up. - Move aside.
Don't mess this up, I tell you.
My pyjamas are a little tight. I am worried about that.
You take care of your heads, okay?
Hurry up. We are getting late.
Don't mess this up, I tell you, be careful.
Don't bang your head with it. It is my favourite pipe.
These heads are also on rent. Drive carefully.
Oh my God. - Move aside.
What are you doing, Mukhtiar? Drive carefully.
Hey you..
What are you doing? Watch out. He fell down.
Oh God. - You will get us killed.
There is your Surpanakha.
Everyone is falling down, Mukhtiar.
Help.
Look ahead.
Oh no.
Why did you make her sit here? - Aren't you Surpanakha?
Are you blind? - You..
I am so dead.
I will never sit on your scooter again.
Get lost.
Drive, drive, drive.
My wife..
Oh Lord Rama. Hail Lord Rama.
We finally managed to reach here with all the heads intact.
Hello. Hello. Hello.
Sound check. Hello.
Just a minute. I am performing a sound check.
Hello. Sound check. Hello..
Applause.
Okay, so we will begin with thanking our chief guests.
The first one is Kala Jangalia.
He has provided us with carpets and chairs.
A huge round of applause for him.
Thank you.
Thank you.- Please have a seat.
Hello, sit down.
The next person is Harsh Lamachi.
He has provided us with the lights and the sound system.
So that all of you can hear my sweet voice.
So a huge round of applause for him too.
Thank you.
And the third person.. Hello.
The third person is Ms. Raj Chandilia..
She has provided us with this tent. She brought it on a rickshaw.
And we paid the rickshaw fare.
Hence ahuge round of applause for us too.
Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, let's begin with the first scene..
..of the knowledgeable becomes unknowledgeable.
Ravana is very angry today because his sister got her nose chopped off.
Ravana consulted with a few witches about it.
The witches suggested that he should seek revenge for this.
Even the demons agree with them.
The Ravana said, I will seek revenge for my sister's insult.
Cover him. Cover him from the front.
It's okay. It's okay.
Ravana lost his cool hence his demons have taken him inside..
So that they can control his anger, but the Ravana has clearly said..
He has clearly said that..
Licence plate number DLA-52 is in the parking.
Kindly move it quickly..
..because a tempo full of radish is stuck behind it.
Look, the Ravana is back.
And he has gathered all the demons and witches..
A message has been sent to aunt Tarika as well that..
Someone has lost the keys of his or her scooter.
There are four chillies on its keychain.
Please identify and take it.
Don't come back.
Oh damn. What is he saying, Mukhtiar?
Aunt Tarika too has reached with her group.
There she is.
Her group members couldn't hit the brakes on time..
..and aunt Tarika fells flat on her face.
Who got aunt Tarika drunk?
There is commotion in the tent.
Have a seat.
This is called real terror.
Have a seat, brother. - Damn you.. I will hit you.
Mukhtiar..
I told you. You ruined everything, my life is ruined.
Don't worry, everything is under control.
It's okay, I am handling the situation.
We have been working hard since a month. Everything is ruined.
What are you saying?
Look at the Ravana? - Why are you making fun of the Ravana?
Ravana!
Hit them!
The next scene..
The next scene, sit down.
Not the tomatoes. They hurt.
Left. Go left. Go left. - My life got ruined.
"I want money. More money."
"Money."
Hello?
Hello Mukhtiar, are you on your way?
Don't worry, Mr. Bhatti. I will be there before you.
Are you sure? - How can I be late?
After all millions are involved in it.
Fine, be there on time. - Okay. Bye.
Oh my gosh.
I am dealing with millions..
..whereas he deals with mere 10 rupees medicine strips.
But businesses are so different.
Mr. Chadha, you are really great.
Right?
Oh my gosh.
Damn you..
'That much dung? It is dung or cooked greens?'
'The smell suggests otherwise, but I pray it's the greens.'
'Did anyone see this happen?'
'No one could have done anything anyway.'
So they are my clients. - Do they even know you?
Mr. Bhatti, they are very nice people.
Just look at their innocent faces.
But I don't think they are good people.
Don't go by their looks. Do you want to do the deal or not?
I want to do it, but think over it..
..you will be responsible for everything.
It will be my responsibility.
Okay, sir. I have fixed the deal for you.
Give each other a hug now.
Registration will take place after three months.
The plot will be yours after you pay the balance amount.
'The first income of Chadha and sons.'
Mr. Bhatti, my commission?
Here's the commission but when will get the balance amount?
You go and sleep. Let it on me.
Be rest assured.
My first income.
Uncle, you are done for.
It's not like you have buses running in my name.
What is it that I haven't brought for you?
Stop fighting.
You bought me a second-hand cooler.
And the bank took that away as well.
Please repay your personal loan.. - Why?
Otherwise the will take your father with them.
Natha.
You are at a happy place? Are the second results out already?
Natha.. - Yes?
Pack one kilo 'Ladoos' for me. Put a cello-tape on the top.
Okay.
So what brings you here, Dimple?
Oh, milky..
Okay. Okay.
How much? - 155.
155!
Yes. 30 for the milk you bought, 120 for my 'Ladoos'..
..and 5 rupees tip to Nathu.
Tip for what?
I had a deal in Dwarka. It's important.
N-O-N-S-E-N-C-E.
What are you saying?
Nonsense. Give me the 'Ladoos.'
My tip?
This isn't KFC.
You know bathing in milk makes the skin soft and smooth likes hers.
Yes, I think it's the wonder of milk.
Where are you going, Mukhtiar Singh?
Shut up. Now you will pay for my 'Ladoos.'
Why?
What are you doing?
Warm up.
Come on..
Do you want some?
Come on!
They scattered all the 'Ladoos'.
Hey!
Come on, Mr. Long Hair.
Oh God. No!
Sorry-sorry-sorry.
Why did you hit me? You should have hit them with the stick.
No!
Sorry.
You have broken my back.
You know how expensive the treatment is?
It will cost me Rs. 2000-3000.
I only have Rs. 1000.
Then give me Rs. 1000.
Stupid.
Give me the milk as well.
I will add turmeric to it and drink it. Only then will I get well.
Yes, sure. - Thank you.
Anyone there?
Chief!
Okay. You are messing with Mukhtiar.
"Oh chief! Where is your attitude now?"
"Come and give me a kiss now."
"I will kill you."
"Chief, I am no ordinary man."
I can kill mosquitoes with my underarms.
Come and get me now.
Come here now. You got scared?
"I want money. More money."
"Money."
Hello? - Hello?
Mukhtiar? I cannot sleep.
So what do I do?
Where are you?
On the terrace. I am just about to sleep.
On the terrace? I too am on the terrace.
But I cannot see you.
Yes, Pandu.
Mukhtiar, tell me the truth.
Does Shaalu really pull a truck with her waist?
She used to pull trolleys with her teeth when she was small.
She is a very strong woman.
That's what I don't understand.
How can such a strong woman have a soft corner for you?
When are you going to introduce her to me?
I am ready and eager to meet her.
Pandey, you are my responsibility. Don't worry. Be at ease.
Mukhtiar.. - Your job will be done. Yes.
Listen.. - Go to sleep. Love you. Bye.
Hey..for sure? - Sure. Go to sleep now.
Stop troubling me at night. Love you.. - Listen..
Mothers..
What happen?
Mummy!
Mom!
Mothers, where we going together?
Gurudwara.
I don't want to go to the Gurudwara.
I don't get along with Him.
Don't make me hit you. Got it?
Whatever we are today is because of His mercy.
You should pray before Him. Got it?
What happened?
Firstly He took my father away from us and He didn't even make us rich.
Fine. You go and do your work.
I will go in a rickshaw.
Okay, get on it. I will drop you.
You won't just drop me there.
You will go inside and pay homage as well.
I anyway feel that you are not doing the right things.
Okay. Sit down. - Let's go.
You learn all this dramas from the serials that you watch. - Sure.
You are making me emotional.. - Shut up and drive.
Let it be.
Sorry, mummy. - Be careful.
Come on now, take some money out to donate. - Okay.
Give some to me as well.
You can touch it when I put it in the box.
We share everything, don't we?
Mukhtiar, I didn't give birth to such a miser.
Mummy, this is done out of devotion. God doesn't need our money.
Okay? Come on. - Okay, let's go, Mr.Devotion. Let's go.
Yes, come on.
Lord Almighty..
'Always be generous towards my son.'
'Sorry, I said I don't want to come here.'
'Now that I am here I have donated 5 rupees.'
'Now make me super hit in the share market.'
'Deal done. Okay?' - Get up. Let's go.
Let's go.
"I want money."
Hello? Yes, Peter?
I am the Gurudwara.
I am losing control over my son. I am worried about him.
Have patience, sister. God will guide him.
Son.. - Yes?
First move the phone away from your ears. - Done.
Son, you should listen to your mother. - Yes.
You should take care of her. - Okay.
Okay? - Okay.
Mom, you go home in a rickshaw. I have to go do an important work.
Bye, sir. Okay, Peter?
I am telling you.. - You saw that?
Brother.. - It's okay.
I will give money to everyone once I become rich.
I am not like someone who will..
Mukhtiar..holy offerings? - Hold on.
"Lord will have mercy on me.."
"And he will realise, how much I love him."
"I keep kissing the footprints.."
"Of my beloved, when he passed by my lane."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"In my soul, you reside."
"In my laughter, your laughter hides."
"In my soul, you reside."
"In my laughter, your laughter hides."
"You are the love of my life."
"Oh my beloved.."
"In my soul, you reside."
"In my laughter, your laughter hides."
"In my soul, you reside."
"In my laughter, your laughter hides."
"You are the love of my life."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"Oh my beloved.."
"Your presence is what my eyes seek."
"You are my god, your love is what I seek."
"Your presence is what my eyes seek."
"You are my god, your love is what I seek."
"You are oblivious."
"Don't kill me with this."
"You are oblivious."
"Don't kill me with this."
"Don't ruin my youth."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"Oh my beloved.."
"I am crazy.."
"I am counted as a winner.."
"After losing my heart to you."
What are you doing?
Have you lost your mind? Here, hold your veil.
Morning, evening.
Evening..
You come..
Done!
I'm done.
Both of them are done.
Listen to me.
You are very lucky.
It goes like this..
"When you look into my eyes.."
"You give me conjunctivitis."
"When you look into my eyes.."
"You give me conjunctivitis."
"I swear by your poetry, Hussein.."
"You come in the morning and are gone when the day ends."
How was it? - Good.
Very good.
Lies..
And dog faeces outside the house..
Chiri Hussein hates these two things.
Kill him. - Okay, boss.
No.
There is no depth in it.
There is crap in the head instead of brains.
I don't know when it will come to me..
I don't get any ideas, poetry is such a.. - Boss, this file..
Oh.
We have given 10 lakhs as advance. Have we taken possession of it?
No.
Why?
Your brother Balingdi is handling the dealing of this plot.
Balingdi keeps doing weird things.
I wonder what he is doing at the moment.
Yes, brother?
Kiddo, there was a plot in South Delhi..
Why haven't you taken possession over it as yet?
There was a small problem.
It's almost resolved.
Get it done.
I want its possession by tomorrow evening.
I will do it. I will try my best.
The word "try" doesn't exist in my dictionary.
Life or die, but hurry up.
One has to try hard in the morning..
..after possessions take place unobstructed.
Heard that "Life or die, but hurry up." This is also poetry.
Look, I have jotted down a few lines.
Let me recite them to you.
It goes like this..
"The floral fragrance makes my heart.."
Hello?
Forget the outsiders, even my brother doesn't listen to me.
Baby.. - Chadhu..
Baby.. - Yes.
Bubling..why don't you listen to me?
Tell me.
For God's sake darling, let's get married tonight.
Why don't you jump and come here? - Shut up, Mukhtiar.
You know that I am serious about you, right?
I serious too, darling.
I love you from the core of my mind.
Really? - Immensely.
What are you saying? - You are the end.
What end? - The word ends after you.
You are beyond the stars.
You know, I am standing on the top of a 12-storied building.
I can feel the cold wind on my skin.
You are standing downstairs, with your arms wide open.
Then?
I jumped from the top.
But you couldn't catch me.
I went straight into the ground.
There is a lot of muck downstairs, Dimple..
And I can hear noises..
What are you trying to say, Mukhtiar?
5000 only.
Then what does falling from the roof, love and all this mean?
Love, affection, amore, instalment for my scooter.
I wonder where it comes from every month.
I have to pay an instalment of Rs. 5000 every month for my scooter.
Oh my Chadhu..wait, I will get it.
Pandey?
Here you go, Chadhu..
5000? - Yes, Chadhu.
You are so nice.
Oh Chadhu.. - Oh baby..
Oh baby..
Who is troubling you?
These recovery guys.. They keep calling me.
I will throw the money on their face.
Forget about them.
Baby.. - Chadhu..
Baby..
What are you doing here, Dimple?
Nothing, daddy. I was just taking fresh air.
Okay.
Dear, you will get fresh air from the ..
..17000 worth air-conditioner I got installed in your room.
Go inside. - Okay, daddy.
Hey! What are you doing here?
Freshness, uncle. Come join us.
No? Fine.
Open up..that's why I prefer elastics.
"I want money."
Hello, Mr. Bhatti. - Mukhtiar, where are you?
These goons have taken over my land.
You ruined me.
They are armed.
How many persons?
Around 8-10. Come here quickly.
Come here and make them vacate my plot.
I will be there in ten minutes.
They will take over everything in ten minutes.
We don't have ten minutes, hurry up.
Hang up. I am.. - They have taken possession over it.
You just said.. - Hurry up.
I am coming right away.. - Okay.
"Money."
Hello? - Mukhtiar, where have you reached?
They have taken over my land. Mukhtiar.. I am ruined.
I..Mr. Bhatti, I am almost there. My bladder is bursting.
I will be there in two minutes. - You had taken responsibility of this.
Now you should come here and handle this situation.
I am coming right away. - Hurry up.
Otherwise I will consume poison thrice and hang myself twice.
Listen to me.
Listen to me, Mr. Bhatti..
What should I listen to?
You had told me that he is your childhood friend.
Yes, I had told you that he is my childhood friend..
But I had also told you that I hadn't met him after that.
How did you meet him then? - Mr. Bhatti, I..
How was I supposed to know that he is into wrong things now?
What do we do now?
Now.. I will do something..
Mr. Chadha commands some respect in the market.
Move aside. - Do it.
Move aside.
Hey!
Hey! You.. - Hold on.
I will do it in my pyjamas.
It will ruin my pyjamas.
You shouldn't hit over here.
Come on..
You don't understand. I want to relieve myself.
Move aside.
Oh God..
You..
I said I want to relieve myself.
Hit them.
Mukhtiar..
Listen to me..
If the rates increase then it will sell for 30 million..
My arm..
"These red faces, black-blued eyes.."
"Hussein's men are back, ruining is reputation."
Tell me..how was it?
Go on.
Speak up.
It was very bad.
Oh damn..
"What do I do, my dear friend, my beloved hasn't returned."
They don't understand poetry.
They have no sense. - You scoundrel! Get lost!
You ruined our reputation in the market.
Hey.. - No!
Don't worry, brother.
Don't worry.
I will take care of everything.
There will be bloodshed.
Calm down, kiddo.
Your lungs will pop out.
Place them back inside. Very good.
A little more.
That's it.
Kiddo.. that will ruin everything.
Do something..
Call him up and ask him to come here.
It's time he listens to my poetry.
The name is getting famous in Delhi, isn't it?
Very good.
Hold on.
Smile.
Should I put it on Facebook?
Okay.
Chilling with baby..
Enjoying an ice-candy.
Sir, please tag me also.
Sure. Tell me your id.
www..
Hold on, I am getting a call.
Hello, Mukhtiar Chadha speaking.
Who is it?
'Mukhtiar?' - Who is it?
He is sharing an ice-candy with a Sharma. I will go and tell sister.
Who is the person in-charge?
If it's repeat of what happened that day then..
Okay. I am coming.
Baby, emergency.
You.. - What happened?
You go home. I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay? Bye.
Sir, my money? - She is still eating. Nonsense.
Sir, what about my payment?
Baby..
It's okay. I will manage.
Sure? - You can go.
Go. - I'll see you tomorrow.
Same-same.
Now you see, this is an identity of a true artist.
He can get inspired from any aspect of life.
He creates poetry, stories, wonderful..
Now you see, yesterday.. no, this morning..
It's about this morning. I went to the terrace.
Now see how a beautiful thing I realised from the roof..
Listen to me carefully.
"My terrace's parapet.."
"From the parapet flies off a pigeon.."
Wonderful. A pigeon. Amazing.
"My terrace's parapet.."
"From the parapet flies off a pigeon.."
"70, 71, 72.."
"73, 74, 75.."
"76.."
It's over.
Amazing.
I had told you, it's over.
Amazing. - Thank you.
You can get inspired by anything. Take a grape for example. - Yes.
You can make poetry from a grape. You know how?
Look..
"What are you so proud of?" - Amazing.
Yes Peter.
I'll call you later.
Busy somewhere.
"What are you so proud of?"
"Oh dark grape." - A grape.
You can get inspired by anything. - Who is Hussein?
Welcome.
Come join us. Have a seat.
He hasn't stopped acting smart.
Stand up.
Ill-mannered.
You have beaten up my men.
"Tell me, what do you have to say about that?
"Don't leave the house, the world is bad."
"One times two is two. Two times two is four."
"You are always here, why don't you ever get out of your home?"
Aim to shoot.
Keep your guns down.
"40 murders. 126 properties seized."
"I am proud of what I am done."
"Kiddo, you don't know how famous Chiri Hussein is under the sun."
"Don't be mistaken, meet me alone."
"There are many like you to be found in my area zone."
The recital is over.
Let's go.
Chiri Hussein Chautala's recital session is over.
But the business talks shall begin.
I like you, Chadha.
You know what poetry is.
But I need the possession of plot of 576.
I have taken advance of that plot.
You cannot get the possession of it.
Do you know who are you talking to?
My name is Hussein.
Chiri Hussein.
I am Mukhtiar Chadha.
Mukhtiar Chadha on duty and I love my country.
Forget about the country, son.
Do you want to stay in this city?
Uncle, I was born and brought up in this city.
I think you have been here only for three years.
I have been ruling this city since the past 12 years.
Then this is your last year.
What.. What is he?
I will have to think of an interesting end for you.
Keep thinking, I think you are idle..
..but Mr. Chadha is a very busy man.
"The slogan shouted in every street.."
"..without Bharat iron-rods we are incomplete."
"Long live Ambuja cement."
I will really have to think of something different to ruin him.
Brother, if I don't put his poetry is his ears..
..scrabble it in his brains..
..and remove it from his nose, no one will ever address me as Balingdi.
Trust me.
Listen to you. Sister, you never listen to me.
Mukhtiar is completely out of our control now.
It is very important to talk to him.
Yes.
Mukhtiar, let go of your uncle.
Mummy, this is love.
A nephew is showing his love for his uncle.
What kind of a love is this? Let go of him.
Where were you today, young man?
I was selling socks, sir.
Tell me the truth, stop joking. Where were you?
Uzbekistan.
Sister, he was having an ice-candy today.
Is it a sin, mummy?
No, it is not a sin to eat an ice-candy.
Ask him how he was eating the ice-candy.
I was eating it with my mouth.
It is obvious one eats from his mouth, not his eyes.
Sister, he was eating with Sharma's daughter.
Is it true, son?
It is that girl's phone call. Ask him.
See now he will disconnect it.
It's an unimportant call. Obviously I will disconnect it.
He doesn't want us to stay together, mummy.
Look at his eyes.
He is eyeing our property.
He is not an uncle, he is a devil in disguise.
I am not a devil. Listen to me very carefully.
Answer the phone.
He will disconnect it again. -It's an unimportant call.
Obviously I will disconnect it.
Why do you keep troubling me?
Why don't you stop these stupid things?
Answer her, son.
If you haven't been bitten by a snake then answer her.
Answer it. - Let go of my phone, uncle. Don't touch it.
Stop it. What are you doing?
Hello?
Sweetheart, are you busy? You aren't answering my call.
Hello? Hello, sweetheart
Say something.
Oh my God.
Oh God, what do I do? - This isn't my phone, mummy.
You.. you get out of here. - This isn't my phone, mummy.
Go. Get out of here.
Do something, brother.
Mukhtiar, get out of here.
Don't ever come back.
Life doesn't take a full circle, I am no longer his uncle.
I don't want to live in a family of fools. - Oh God.
Give me my phone, you devil.
My family will never understand me.
Let it go, Mukhtiar.
You too have ruined my life. Have a drink.
Not just yours, ours. - Cheers.
Bhushan Singh is dead and..
Now I think even I should die.
Cool down.
My friends, all of you will soon prosper.
You will be the first one to prosper.
Me?
We will record your song.
We will make a Vido.
Not Vido, video.
Fine then, make it on your own.
Make his life, man. - Make it on your own.
Tell us what's in your mind.
We will record your song. We will make a Vido.
We will put it on YouTube and make you famous.
You will scale great heights. - Wow.
15 foot high. - Yes.
Watch out, make sure your head doesn't hit the ceiling fan.
But there is a problem. - What?
Modelling.
Modelling?
Model.
Ladies.
What happened?
Now he wants to go relieve himself?
What is he doing?
"Linda."
What is this? - Hello!
Hello! - What are you doing?
Is she a model or a witch?
We don't want to make the Evil Dead movie.
He is the Evil Dead. - Stop it.
Hey scientist, get rid of her. - Stop this.
Wow.
Her clothes are changing too.
Make her wear a frock.
A short one, brother.
Wow.
There should be glamour in your video.
Yo, yeah yeah, right right.
You have become a super hit artist.
Come on, let's shoot his video. - Let's go.
Your life is made, rapper.
Hello?
What's wrong with the lights?
Scientist?
Switch on the lights. - Switch on the lights.
The glamour has gone from the video.
Don't worry. Mr. Chadha will be the glamour of your video.
What do you mean?
Give me my dress which has lights in it.
Give it to him.
"As soon as the clock strikes ten, we get dressed to have fun."
"Then we drink imported alcohol, little by little, we are not gullible."
"As soon as the clock strikes ten, we get dressed to have fun."
"Then we drink imported alcohol, little by little, we are not gullible."
"We are now it drunk, now it's time for some funk."
"Everything is settled, let it not be rattled."
"We are now it drunk, now it's time for some funk."
"Everything is settled, let it not be rattled."
"Everyone, let's go, let things be as they go."
"Don't touch the beehive, that's my advice."
"As soon as the clock strikes ten, we get dressed to have fun."
"Then we drink imported alcohol, little by little, we are not gullible."
"As soon as the clock strikes ten, we get dressed to have fun."
"Then we drink imported alcohol, little by little, we are not gullible."
"I am the dodge king."
"Look my chain swing."
"Head to the toe, everything bling-bling."
"This is rap?"
"You ruined the whole song."
"It talks in the background then so shall I."
"Back off."
"This is not your thing, let me say something."
"English songs, let the Englishmen sing."
"Open the boot, tell me if you want some booze.."
"Anyone who wants to live carefree, they can join me."
"Everyone, let's go, let things be as they go."
"Don't touch the beehive, that's my advice."
"As soon as the clock strikes ten, we get dressed to have fun."
"Then we drink imported alcohol, little by little, we are not gullible."
Almost done.
Move.
I need to relieve myself. Stay here.
Drink less.
Give me some..
Get him. - Yes sir.
Let's go. - Jai Hind.
Get inside. - My uncle is a constable.
Don't worry, inspector.
Drop us at the Metro Station. We will go home on our own.
Hello?
They left Mr. Chadha alone?
They are so ill-mannered.
It's okay, Mr. Chadha.
You alone are like a hundred people.
You shouldn't care about such friends. They are scoundrels.
Dog friends.
Go and sleep. Your friends too have gone to sleep.
Doggies.
Hello, mothers.
No mothers. Use pipe.
Dimpy..
Dimpu..
Baby..
Bubling..
Hey.. - What's he doing here?
What are you doing here?
"Your Mr. Chadha is here, oh my sweetheart."
Who is out there? Who are you talking to?
Nothing. Keep an eye on Dimple.
Monkeys have started climbing the pipes of our street.
Fine.
Uncle, love you.
"I want money. More money."
Hello?
I came to your house, and you kept sleeping.
I am a tiger, and you remained a donkey.
What nonsense!
Mr. Chadha, you keep saving everyone's property.
And you are sleeping when your ancestral property is in danger?
Wake up. Hurry up. Your time starts now.
Hello?
Mom!
They broke the idols?
Mummy?
Mothers?
I won't spare him, mothers.
I will seek revenge for your death.
Mummy!
You dog, I know this happened because of you.
You are alive, mothers?
It would have been better if I had died.
You want me dead so that you can do as you please.
No, mom. I don't.. - Don't touch me.
You have ruined everything.
They have taken everything.
It would have been better if I had died with your father.
What are you staring at, now?
Get lost.
Henceforth..
Henceforth, you are dead for me. And I am dead for you.
Get lost.
"The boat sank near the shore."
"A destiny written with a broken pen, I can say no more."
"The boat sank near the shore."
"A destiny written with a broken pen, I can say no more."
"There is no control.."
"There is no control over what the Almighty holds."
"Life changed its hue."
"Time changed its gait too."
"Life changed its hue."
"Time changed its gait too."
"Life changed its hue."
Mukhtiar, wait..
Mukhtiar, stop..
Stop.
Save yourself, Mukhtiar.
Are you alright?
Uncle, I saved your son. He was going to have accident.
Here's ten rupees. Have a chocolate.
How did you break your cycle?
I am sorry.
Say that you forgive me.
Say that you forgive me. Say it.
You will start laughing, if I do.
Your voice didn't change.
That's why you never answered back.
I knew it. I knew you would make fun of me.
Don't worry. You can stay at my home. - Okay.
Hold on.
Bread's phone call.
Who is this bread?
Hello? - Hello, sweetheart.
How are you?
I want to meet you.
Hello? Hello?
Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!
You dog! You are incorrigible.
I thought you must've not eaten anything since morning..
..so I should give you some food.
Here, take it.
Listen to me, mummy.
You shouldn't hit me on the streets. I command some respect here.
Eat and become strong. You have to turn Hussein into a ghost.
"The birds flew, the crows flew, Hussein got flu."
"Mukhtiar is now here to trouble you."
"To trouble you."
Balingdi!
What is the status of plot number 576?
Look, Mukhtiar.. - Where?
Look outside.
Mr. Hussein, you should think twice while sitting..
..your car if you make someone big your enemy.
You should think twice while sitting your car.
What do you mean?
You know never know about them. They can plant a bomb in the car.
There can be a blast. - Boom!
Stop the car, quickly. Stop the car.
Stop it.
Run! Let's get out of here.
Hello Dimple. Balingdi is coming at the wedding in the evening.
Really? Are you sure?
Yes.
Sure? - 100%.
Welcome, chief. Welcome. Have a seat.
My friends are here.
This is a limit, Mukhtiar.
You didn't tell us that you are facing such a problem at home.
Yes, of course.
I should have told them.
They are my friends.
After all we are here to support you in good times and bad times.
Yes of course, you here to support me in good times and bad times.
You scoundrel, they stole everything from my house and you are coming now?
Police has arrested us. Listen to me.
I am listening to you.
What are you doing? - Why are you not hitting him?
He is sitting afar. You will get his share.
Chadhu. - Stop.
Don't hit them. - Look, she is saying something.
Baby, you should stay away from me. Or I might hit you.
Your face will turn red, go and sit there. Go.
Mukhtiar, listen to me. - I am listening to you.
I am listening to you. - We have kept the idols at your home.
What idols? I hate idols.
Your mother was very happy. - But I am very angry.
Stop. - What are you doing?
Don't spare them. - He has lost his mind. Why are you angry?
Why are you hitting us without a reason?
We have kept all the idols at your home.
You are acting strange. Your mother was very happy.
I spent all the money I got from the video.
We have kept the idols at your home.
I used the money I got from two programs.
And you are hitting us.
Let go of me.
I said, I am at ease. I won't hit them.
You bought and kept the idols at home?
You brought the idols.
He is getting emotional.
No kiss for you.
Come here.
My friends.
People, let's get married tonight.. baby.
Get two bottles of sodas. - Why?
Let's sit down.
Married tonight?
I didn't get a hug.
You didn't do anything to deserve a hug, darling.
Have a seat, everyone.
I haven't done anything?
Come here. Bring your ear closer.
Balingdi is attending the wedding.
You swear?
I swear.
Baby.. - Chadhu..
Baby!
Oh baby! You are so cute, baby.
Oh, thank you. - So sweet.
Oh baby..
Light the cigarette with the fire in my heart.
This is the first program which we have booked on tweeter.
Yama Orchestra.
Yes, my friends.
The guest we have all been waiting for, has joined us.
Yama Orchestra will now recite a poetry in his honour.
Guests are enjoying chicken legs and liquor pegs.
Give a grand welcome to our honourable Mr. Balingdi.
Yes. - With a poetry Mr. Balingdi..
Hello. - Look, we are sending an invite.
He is..
Oh, my back hurts.
Are you blind? Idiot.
Sorry. - Idiot.
Yes, Mr. Balingdi sent 100 rupees with the waiter.
I think you are one of the smartest person here.
But we are honest, the Yama Orchestra.
Brother, they don't respect their brother-in-law.
A special request by the groom's brother.
They don't respect their brother-in-law.
I won't even spit at them.
Someone take him away.
Or I will shoot him.
"Dance, my darling, you will get money and dinner."
"After the dinner you will get dessert too."
Okay, so even you won't respect the brother-in-law?
Let's go.
Mummy!
What are you doing?
Let's go.
Balingdi was slapped.
Take him away. Otherwise, I will kill him. - Let's go.
You don't know who I am. - After dancing Shabnam and Julie will enjoy the meals.
Even after a slap the shameless Balingdi keeps dancing.
Yes, he does. Yama Orchestra.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen.. That boyfriend is unlucky..
Whose girlfriend is lame.
And the wedding guests smile.. When Balingdi dances with them.
Look, being pleased with Mr. Balingdi's awful dance, he hits him.
And another one. And the poor Mr. Balingdi is shocked.
Bring it here.
Dance!
Let's give these dancer a break.
Now a live telecast from the dance floor..
..the Sikh gentleman and Mr. Balingdi..
Friends, always ready for your entertainment, Yamaha Group.
Enough. - Engagement, birthday party and
Now you will hit our ladies?
What are you waiting for? Hit him.
Hit him. - Let me go. Don't hit me. I am Balingdi.
Now Yama group bids goodbye.
Have more fun at the dancing floor.
From the friends of the groom, Mr. Balingdi's beautiful shirt..
And with that let's get out here, Shabnam and Seema.
We have got our payment. Let's celebrate.
Do you have the address?
Hit him. Hit him.
We will have to get him.
I won't spare you. Don't remove my pants. I won't spare you.
Don't remove my pants. I won't spare you.
You cannot escape us.
Tell me, who did this?
He is the same one who got your car wrecked.
Mukhtiar Chadha?
What happened? - Where is he?
Where is he? Where is he?
What happened? Have you lost your mind? What's wrong with you?
Mukhtiar is here. - Where is he?
I will kill him.
What happened?
He is over there.
Balingdi..
I won't spare you. - Have you lost your mind? Keep it down.
Balingdi!
Keep it down. - No.
Balingdi!
Where is Mukhtiar Chadha?
Dimple.. thanks.
Thanks?
Oh Chadhu, in love there is no sorry and no thank you.
You are love of my life.
Baby..
Bubling, I can understand all the problems you are facing.
Here's the instalment of your scooter.
What's wrong with you, Bubling?
Baby, I think my sound system has broken down.
Sound system?
I love you, Chadhu.
Baby.. - Oh Bubling.
Baby..
Let's go and dance to the DJ's music. - Don't go, baby.
Please, let's go.
Yeah!
"It hits bang on target like a gun."
"I hope no lover meets his end."
"It hits bang on target like a gun."
"I hope no lover meets his end."
"It moves are illegal."
"Oh your earrings."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"Gucci, I swear.."
"In every club, oh beautiful, you entry as stag."
"On your shoulder, you have a bag and you move zigzag."
"In every club, oh beautiful, you entry as stag."
"It moves are illegal."
"Oh your earrings."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"The way you move your waist."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"Your.."
"It's like a weapon without licence.."
"Your.."
Uncle..
I will break your jaw if you come after my girl.
But that will make me look very bad, uncle.
Anyway, you don't have any status.
Your mother has a small shop that sells idols.
Hey!
Don't utter a word against my idols.
Otherwise I will be forced to hit you. - Mummy.
Let's go home. - Dimple, take me away from here.
My blood pressure is rising. - Let's go.
Yes, take him away..
It won't be good for you if my blood pressure rises. - Let's go, dad.
Mothers, control. My father-in-law is crazy.
Who is your father-in-law?
Mukhtiar, I have to hear a lot because of you.
And what do you mean by father-in-law?
Let me explain. Come home with me.
What are you going to tell me? Let's go home.
Get up.
Hold him.
Hold.
Here you go. - Not me, hold this.
Not him, this..
You are messing with Mukhtiar?
Brother, he is talking too much.
He is very smart.
You are messing with Mukhtiar?
Mukhtiar, you should leave.
Take her along.
Follow me.
Uncle, now make noise. We are taking Dimple with us.
I will break your legs if you follow us. Got it?
Rs. 500, Mukhtiar?
It's all about devotion, mom. God doesn't need our money. - True.
'Lord Almighty, I think you for giving some sense to my son.'
Dimple is troubling us a lot.
Why did you stop the car?
Brother, look, Mukhtiar and his mother.
I will come and show you the plot. It's a gold mine.
I am coming.
Mom.. - Yes?
Let me drop you home. Then I will go and show him the plot.
No, son, you go and do your job. I'll go in a rickshaw.
You sure? - Yes.
Sure? - Yes.
Be careful on the way. - Work always comes first.
Okay.
Be careful on the way.
Yes. - Okay.
God Almighty. Bye, mom.
Oh God Almighty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
You gave some sense to my son.
Hello, aunt. - Hello.
Are you Mukhtiar's mother? - Yes.
Kidnap the mother.
Let's go, ma'am. - Let's go.
Who are you guys?
We are mother kidnappers. - What are you doing? Let go of me.
Let go of me. What are you doing? - Get in.
Where are you taking me? - Stop.
Get in. - Stop.
Who are you?
Stop.
You.. Stop.
I mean.. Stop my sister..
Wait, I will catch you. Where will you go, you scoundrel?
Forget the plan, there is no hurry.
Brother, this is the map of your plot.
But this is China's.
It is not China's.. it is all about what's outside.
Outside? How?
Excuse me, please.
Baldev, can you understand?
Sir.. you don't understand.
It colony image has been taken from the satellite..
It is a detailed thing, sir. Have a look..
Here is your plot.
14.. 1476.
Brother.. - Yes?
He disconnected the call.
Show it to me.
This is your plot.
Have a look at the plot. Till that time I will calm him down.
Who is he?
Have a look at the plot. Inspect it. Do it. - Okay, great.
Hello.
You forgot your mother, your girlfriend and your uncle..
Let it go, man, why are you messing with Chiri Hussein?
I got you thrashed, beaten to half, and you still haven't had enough.
I will blow up the Hussein and you will be left with only Chiri..
Calm down, man. Calm down.
What are you doing? - I am working? Why, do you want eggplants from?
No, not eggplants. I like chicken.
Especially chicken legs.
The chicken says cock-a-doodle-doo.
The mother is here, the girlfriend is here, so that leaves us with just you.
Stop your nonsense.
It's not nonsense. Hear this.
Mukhtiar..
Enough.
So..
That's not Dimple. That can't be Dimple.
It's a lie.
Oh really?
Then here, talk to your mother.
Here you go. - Mukhtiar..
So.. - This is a lie. She isn't my mothers.
Don't make me hit you now.
Mummy!
Happy? Do you believe me now?
Now you come to the warehouse as soon as possible.
Otherwise decide and let me know, who will die first, Chadha or his family?
Am I right, uncle?
Mukhtiar, this is not fair
This is fair.
I am coming.
Let's hear him out.
Which one of you is Mukhtiar Chadha?
What happened, uncle?
Sharma has lodged a complaint. Mukhtiar has kidnapped his daughter.
I knew Mukhtiar would do that.
I know where he is. You want to meet him, sir?
Yes.
Follow the scooter. I know where he is. - Let's go.
He has started kidnapping girls?
Bother!
Check out the plot. I will be right back.
You will manage. I know. - Sir, he is leaving.
Follow that crazy man. - What about my plot? Wait.
He is strange.
Sir, I think he is a fraud.
Will he lead us to him?
Follow me.
I think he is fooling us.
Catch him. - Yes, sir.
This car won't go ahead. - He fooled us, sir.
Go after him. Get him.
Stop. - Hello!
'Foreign language'
I am working, Mukhtiar.
What is he doing? - Linda?
Linda?
What are you doing? - Linda?
Linda?
Stay away from the computer cylinder. - Leave him.
Call Linda..
..they have kidnapped my mother and Dimple.
Oh, shit man. - Oh God, Mukhtiar..
'Foreign language'
Have you lost your mind? You think this is funny?
Scientist has planted a chip in him so he is talking in Arabic.
'Foreign language'
Keep quiet.
Hold this, Mukhtiar.
What will we do now? - What is this?
What have you done, Mukhtiar?
This can be used only once.
Mukhtiar, my friend.. - Brother..
Take them to the hospital. I don't want another case on me.
I will take them. - The cops are already after me.
I will take them.
You come with me. We will get my mother back.
Hold on, Mukhtiar.
Take this with you. - What is this?
This will come in handy. Take it.
Let's go, my beloved.
'Foreign language'
Stop speaking in Arabic.
'Foreign language'
He has kidnapped Dimple and mummy.
'Foreign language'
Silent.. Silent..
'Foreign language'
Mukhtiar.
'Foreign language'
Don't move..
'Foreign language'
Don't move. Hold the fort here.
Just be alert, okay?
Stay here.
I think the scientist brought the gun from America.
'Foreign language'
If you move then you will regret it..
'Foreign language'
Hey!
Help! - Help!
Help!
"I want money. More money."
"Money."
Hello, Peter?
The value of our shares has increased?
Then do one thing, sell the others..
..and invest the ones which are making profits.
Don't worry about the money, Peter I am holding a stain gun in my hand.
Bye. I am on a tight schedule.
Who had you come here for? Who will you take you with?
I think you too will have to stay here. - Dead.
Worship, worshiping helps.
Some are helped today some are helped tomorrow.
Mukhtiar is walked into a death trap.
I could have gotten hurt!
No! Hold your fire! - There will be bloodshed.
We will make him suffer and give him a painful death.
I want Mukhtiar alive.
I too want all of you alive.
Come on, Mukhtiar, hit him.
Hurry up, Mukhtiar. - Mummy, I told you to go home.
And you also brought your daughter-in-law here.
Come on..
Untie me, Mukhtiar. - Uncle..
Untie me. Come here. - Untie him, Mukhtiar.
Untie me. - Uncle, have you lost your mind?
Why? You cannot die like this.
I will kill you with 'Ladoos'. - 'Ladoos'? First untie me.
Are you tying me or untying me? - Hold on, uncle.
Say thank you, uncle. - Thank you?
I knew that one day you would get our family into such kind of a trouble.
They have started this again. - I don't know about the whole family..
..but I'll surely get you into trouble.
What will you gain by getting me into trouble?
Mummy, uncle is ruining our relationship.
Can any uncle in the world do that?
Look at his dinosaur eyes. - My eyes are..
Stop it, both of you.
Why did you hit me? - What is this nonsense?
For the first time because of you my sister slapped me.
Listen to me. First you take her home. Go.
Let's go home, Mukhtiar. Let's go.
You will hit my son? - Mummy..
Hit him. Hit him.
Hit him harder. Hit him harder.
Hit him harder. - I keep getting calls.
He's getting a call. Whose call is it?
Hello? Who is it? - Hello, sweetheart. Why aren't you..
Stupid..
"I want money. More money."
Another call. Have a look.
Mummy, it's Peter phone call.. You have gone crazy, mummy.
It always creates a mess.
'Foreign language'
Let's run away, boss. I think Mukhtiar will kill everyone today.
'Foreign language'
Two pistols?
Mukhtiar! - Let go of her.
Mukhtiar! - Let her go.
No!
Mukhtiar!
Run! Let's get out of here! Run!
Let's go! Let's run away from here!
Yes, Peter?
The share value increased?
So I am really rich?
Are they following us? - Remove the dust from your hair.
Chadhu is here.
Okay, bye. I am hanging up.
Remove it from your hair.. - What happened?
Mummy, uncle is dead.
I will hit you. - Uncle is dead?
What happened? - Uncle.. the 'Ladoos' will go straight into your mouth.
Tell me what happened. - Mummy, I got 80 lakh rupees.
Sister, I think he sold the house you live in.
I didn't sell the house, uncle. I have shares.
From where? - From the market.
Mummy, we made a profit of 80 lakh rupees.
Other than uncle, all of us are rich.
'Foreign language'
Forgive me. Forgive me.
'Foreign language'
Police? Jail?
'Foreign language'
Capture everyone. Find more about the gun.
Capture everyone. Find about the gun.
Look, he still..
Let's go.
Mummy, I bought a helicopter too?
Helicopter, a friend of Mukhtiar. This is a fake beard.
What's happening? - Freeze!
Who are these people? - Let's go.
Police.
Don't make me hit you. - Mummy, freeze!
Freeze! - Freeze! Artist. Poor artist.
Mummy, freeze! - Put your hands in the air.
Hold on. Who is Mukhtiar Chadha.
What's happened?
He stole a gun.
I know he.. - Put your hands up.
I know he is working thief. I know where he is.
Are you sure? - Yeah, sure, dude.
Can I trust you? - Yeah, follow me.
Sister, what.. - Follow me.
Did he sell the house to these foreigners?
I don't know where he is going. - Even Obama knows about it?
'Foreign language'
We cannot find Mukhtiar and you are speaking in Arabic?
Sir, sorry. Please have a seat.
Now come on. - Life is ruined if one has a friend like you.
Let's go. - Sir, comfortable?
Take me to the Mukhtiar Chadha.
Look man, to hell with our friendship.
Sir, I hope we won't be charged for triple sitting.
You have uncle's phone number.
So it's not a problem.
All these plots are vacant, if Mr. Obama is interested..
Ask him to call me when he comes to India..
We are looking for Mukhtiar.
"I made my friend write letters in English."
"I used to follow her in my uncle's scooter."
"But we couldn't meet, and there was a reason."
"Her father used come to drop her."
"The four-geared scooter rides like a Hayabusa."
"I too was clever, I befriended her classmate."
"I made it known to her, that you are my soul mate."
"I got her address through her."
"She said Tilak Nagar, but it turned out to be fake."
"The four-geared scooter rides like a Hayabusa."
"I used to always drive past the lane."
"I used to call out your name and hide behind a car."
"Your brother is known for hooliganism."
"If I knew that, I wouldn't have followed you, without a reason."
"The four-geared scooter rides like a Hayabusa."