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All right.
I can't accept it.
I don't know what what he will do next.
People who choose it,
they don't know what will do next.
But they have a tone that different. I like, "I don't know what he will do next."
But I think they are like, "I don't know what will he do it next, man!
This is crazy! "
" Then why did you choose him? " " Hey, shut your mouth. "
Yes . Yes, that's what he did, so, that makes sense.
I mean, I'm afraid of my phone.
I'm afraid of my phone.
>
I'm afraid to refresh a news browser on my mobile.
You wake up, you like, "Do I have coffee first, or do I... </ p >
Should I check it now?
I don't know what he did when I was sleeping. "
And there is nervousness, huh? Like, it's scary. </ P>
Because you know it won't be good. It's not. </ P>
You won't do it and be like, "Okay. Great . " That won't happen.
And I don't know what it is the feeling I'm experiencing
every time I refresh the news browser on my cellphone.
And it must be similar to the rude stepfather kicking the door of your room in
just to go, boom, "I burned the house that! "
And then he walks out and closes the door behind him.
And you sit there with your cellphone going:
"I have to go , right?
Where can I go? "
And that's crazy, huh? The people he appoints are crazy.
It arrived at the point where I can say things to you
it will never make sense before...
But now you will like, "Okay." < br /> Like, I can go to you, like:
"Hey, guys. Did you hear them make the Grand Canyon a dump?"
"What ? " " Yes.
Yes, they did that. "
" Yes, I think that makes sense, I think.
But what is their logic? "
"How many times do you have to see the object?
They will only do half of it, and the other half you can still see.
But I sure people go to see garbage too,
because it's a lot of rubbish.
This will be a double thing now. "
" Yes, I can see < why do they do that. "
" It's okay to hunt in the zoo now. "
" What? "
" Yes, man The new EPA, I don't know. </ P>
I don't think it's okay. "</ P>
You are like," Oh. Right. I think that makes sense with their logic , I guess.
This will be a different thing for kids now, I think, so...
But many of those animals almost extinct.
It's best to just take with, you know? "
Extinction is kind of proactive with these people.
Some things you never thought you would say, like, "Wow, this Nazi sucks.
>
Did I just say that? Is this real life? Did I say that? "
And now, like, you know,
people you've known for years come out as Trump voters.
Because they protect their bets for a while.
Now they're like, " I think it's okay to admit it to my friends. "</ P>
People you know forever, they are like," I chose him. "</ P>
Then the first thought was like, "Well, now I have to make a decision.
Why did you do that? Why did you do that to everyone? "
" Yes, come on. You know I'm a Republican.
I just chose the party line. You know, both are bad.
I will not choose him. He is a fraud. "
" Is he a bastard?
Or is he just a good old woman who doesn't understand the phone? "
I have two e-mail accounts on my phone.
I sometimes screw up.
There are no international consequences.
Usually I usually like, "Oh, shit. </ P>
Now that idiot has my real e-mail address. "
I will hear more from him than I want.
I try to speak with these people,
because I know them, and I don't want this polarization.
In some cases, we have to bridge it.
So, I'm like, "I don't understand... Just explain to me, really. What... I mean, what...
How will we communicate now?" </ P>
He's like, "Come on, man. We're all Americans."
And I'm like, "No.
Not enough. No will be enough. "
" Well, come on, you know,
like everyone likes Tom Petty and the burrito. "
" Yes that right,
but I don't think Petty is enough to bridge this gap.
I just don't think she has that power at this point. "
They are like, "Well, we only don't talk about politics."
I'm like:
"This is what annoys me, man:
There are people who have to leave their hatred hole to choose this person.
They never chose before.
They have to find out where to choose, and how to do it.
They have to take time away from hating, the hard for some of them...
and choose this person, and now you are in tune with them.
You are on the same side as them. < You are part of that. "
And they are like," Well, I'm sure you that guy likes Petty.
I mean, I think if you were. ..
Seriously, friend. If you just talked to him, stay away from politics.
They are just ordinary people. "
And I like, "Yes, what? You mean I have to go to Chipotle with that guy?
Sit there and be like, & apos; Wow, you prefer bowl above the burrito?
Hmm Interesting. ""
"Yes, I like the bowl."
"Oh yeah "
" Yes, Tom Petty? Do you like Petty? " " Ah, I love Petty. "
" Oh, that's cool. That's cool. "
"I hate Jews. I hate Jews."
Yes, go south quickly.
I, uh...
"You know, maybe we shouldn't talk about politics."
It's like politics.
I don't know, man. Listen, I'm will admit...
If this person does something good, I will admit it.
I'm not saying he will be good for people who don't vote for it.
And it's still okay to say that in this country. I didn't choose him.
But for us, it won't be good.
It will always be terrible.
We won't one day wake up in the next three and a half years
and go like, "Damn. This turns around."
This won't... No...
We just have to eat it
We have to suck it and fight the fights that we can.
But that won't be good. But...
if he does something good, I will admit it.
That said, if it's much worse than we ever anticipated,
that was really bad... .
the person who chose it must apologize.
That's it. They just have to apologize.
I only need a little eye contact.
Look.
Listen, even if we only have eight minutes before the missile hits,
I need a little eye contact, and a few words.
Even if it's like, "Oh, man ! I don't think he will do this!
It's crazy, bro!
Sorry!
Small rules, right? Damn Petty. "</ P>
" Free Fall. "Signs
And look, you know, the sad part is...
This isn't sad, but it if you think the same as me,
nobody gets our support in government. That's difficult.
Now we have to have it back respectively,
and you know, we have to do that,
but now you might have to do it step in public.
Because one thing means that the people's voice
is that there is no social mandate to be douche bag in public.
So it's possible for you to say something like this sometimes:
"Hey, you know, still not good to do that. "
You might have to find courage. I don't always have courage.
I'm not the bravest man. I am a kind of pussy alpha.
Um...
Yes, we exist. We are here, yes.
There are classic alpha men,
p>
is just meathead, full of anger, like:
You are like, "That person is a douche bag." "Why don't you say it to his face?"
"Because I told you.
This is a hierarchy us. That's theirs.
Here's how it works. "
I don't know how much time is left.
Not in this set, in life.
I don't know how much time is left.
I'm not sick, I'm not dying. But I don't know.
I'm at the point where you hit... You get... me, like, 53,
and you start wondering, how much time is left?
And it plays to me the decision to make the process.
If my girlfriend wants to watch a movie that I don't want,
I like, "No, I don't want to die all along. I don't want...
I hate that to be a time. Let's make better choices.
I think we can make better choices. "
If someone comes to me like, " Oh, man, aren't you listening to Phish?
You have to listen to Phish. "
" I don't know how much time is left. I really, you know... "
And what if I like it? It's like the rest of my life, right?
I don't have any more space in my heart or my mind for another clock band, man.
I mean, I have a Grateful Dead half catalog there,
and all three or four songs of Allman Brothers.
I have been maximal. I'm full. "
And if you ever asked this question:
"Have you seen the documentary with..."
Stop there. I don't know how much time is left. </ P>
There are too many documentaries. Let's slow down the documentary. </ P>
We are all loaded. We have enough for now
I am not trying to prevent anyone. There are some good ones.
But there are some bad ones.
Sometimes I think of a documentary < br /> filming just passed Salam Maria
for someone who almost gave up on the medium.
I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings,
but just because you have an iPhone and your cat hurts
doesn't make you a genius.
"I'll call it One Out of Nine.
It's about cats I'm dying,
but also about me accepting failure.
I think this is far better than this one I made about my father's struggle
to buy pants in a foreign shop . "
I just don't know how much time is left.
And I don't think I'm afraid of dying.
I prefer that to happen with fast.
Like transition, I just want to be like:
I want my last words to be something like, "Wait, what?"
That's better.
But the reason I don't think I'm afraid to die is a strange reason.
That's a strange reason.
Because I always have this repeated image in my head.
I have never understood it until now, and I think I misinterpreted it before.
I will share it, because I don't know what you are going to do.
But it is a repeating image I got,
and it's always just me < br /> hanging from a cliff.
That's where we enter, I hang from a cliff.
I don't know why.
No one -who. I don't know what happened,
but I'm hanging on a cliff.
And I never imagined myself rising again.
It's only a matter of time before me like:
"Oh..."
And I think that's because I don't afraid to die.
I think that's because I'm not crazy for control.
You know what I mean?
Yes, anyone can fight back ,
but it takes real courage just to let go.
And I don't have a god in place. It's not put there.
You know, I'm 53 years old, and I don't think it will happen.
Wheels really have to be released for me to find god at this age.
But I think I'm spiritual, maybe. I don't know. </ p >
No. Maybe not. </ P>
Like, when did this question become very popular? </ P>
I got it three or four times a week. </ P>
"Hey, are you meditate? Are you meditating? "
What happened? When... Why did everyone ask me that?
What was that happened to you, or is that crazy?
Are you meditating?
Like, are you part of the same team?
Why me... No, I'm not meditating.
I know what it is, but I don't do it.
I did it. I don't get the desired results. </ P>
I know how to meditate. I understand. </ P>
You have to sit quietly and comfortably. </ P>
Be aware .
That is another way too much use.
Be mine...
When did it become a word? That everywhere.
Be aware. And what is that? That is the word meditation.
Be aware. Watch your breath. </ p >
And this is what I meditate on, once I do it.
Remember my breath.
Watch your breath, and the mind will come.
p>
But don't lock them.
Just let them go.
Let her mind come, but let them pass.
So, I am aware of my breath. Let her mind pass .
I don't know what he will do. Ooh.
I don't know how much time is left. Oh well.
My father is a bastard.
That one does not go away.
That one lives.
To be honest I got where you need to be.
Once I meditated successfully, I cleared my mind.
I cleaned my ego. Everything is open.
I hit the Zen point.
And all I can hear is my breath and my heart beats fast,
and right at that moment I think:
"This can stop every second. "
And I get out of there right away.
Because it's not the desired meditation results.
And I don't know how to have fun. How You have fun? </ P>
how did you do it? </ P>
I don't think I will come to this event. </ P>
Like, if Marc Maron plays , I like: Ehh...
"I like him, but I have to go down to... I don't know."
I think it's genetic, really, you know? Like my father lives.
Uh... The wrong tone? Is that the wrong tone?
Um....
Wait, let me try again.
I am blessed, uh... To have my father is still with us.
But sometimes, a few days, is like, "When? When?!"
But... No, that's negative.
But do you remember...
Remember the day you realized Your father was an idiot?
Do you remember that day?
It's a very important day. </ P>
You spend a lot of time thinking, "He's great. My father is great. </ P>
He is the greatest man in the world," maybe longer than they should.
And then one day other shoes,
and you like, "Damn."
When did he turned into an idiot? "
You know?
My father used to be a doctor, and screwed it up somehow.
But he's a smart man and he does his job < br /> and I'm very impressed with it,
and, I don't know, something is wrong.
I don't know. Like, I got a phone call from him once .
He was all upset, and I was like, "What's wrong, Father?"
And he said, "I just don't understand why I didn't win the lottery." / p>
"What are you waiting for?"
"Yes, I play every day. I don't understand why I didn't win."
I like, " Oh, my God. When did you become an idiot? "</ P>
I said to him, only to feel him come out:
" So what will you do, Dad, < If you win the lottery? "
He just goes:
" Well, I will do everything I want to do.
I will do everything I want to do. "
And I go," What is it like? "
And there is a knock, and he goes, " Yes you are right. "
As soon as that? As fast as that?
So, like, it's genetic, and I don't want to...
Like, I've been there.
That's it. Nothing? <
I don't know what people are doing. What should I do, you know?
I play guitar. < br /> That's good.
I'm glad I never wanted it a professional guitar player,
because now my hobby isn't haunted with failure, you know what I mean?
Like, I'm not that kind of thing ?
It's a little too close to home? I'm sorry.
Maybe some men among the audience like:
"Oh , shit, Maron. I just started playing drums again.
"Oh, sial, Maron. Saya baru mulai bermain drum lagi.
I brought you a CD tonight. "
And you like, " This is from 2002, but we're good. "
Yes.
I don't know what to do. What are you doing? There are things I should like.
You know, I'm a smart person, and relatively sophisticated.
I am interested in things. </ P>
Like when people leave, "Do you want to go to the museum?" </ P>
Inside I think like, "Ugh. No. "</ P>
But, like...
You didn't say that. You like, " What happened there? </ P>
What is going on? "
And I don't want to close my mind.
I have seen many works of art. I like art, and I just. ..
But I think I've seen enough. I think I'm done.
Is that wrong? I don't want to be...
I don't want to encourage anyone from doing it. </ P>
I'm just... I'm done, I think. </ P>
And also, there's a problem I'm on museum.
If I go to a museum, right when I enter,
and get to the table where you pay the ticket,
"Donation , "" suggested donations. "
Right when I put money, I like:
" Oh my God, I'm tired. I'm tired.
I don't know what just happened. I'm tired.
Are there mid-century benches it's not part of the exhibition
that I might just be able to take a nap?
Small diaper?
I can see half the painting in the room there,
and I don't know what it wants.
I don't know what is needed from me, < br /> and I'm tired. I'm just tired. "
I get a feeling when I go to Home Depot.
You've gone to Home Depot to buy small items?
"I need extra cables. I will only go to Home Depot. "
Don't do that.
You just walk in and you like, " Oh my God, I'm tired.
I'm very tired.
Are there parts built mattress furniture
that I can only lie down for a while? "
And I think they both came from the same place.
Deep knowledge, like, there are just a lot of things that I don't understand,
and I might not do it.
But what do people do? I don't know. What are you doing?
You binge watching something.
I don't know where you got the time. I don't know what's going on.
I can't handle the media landscape.
Too many choices. Too much nonsense. </ P>
Like my analogy for media landscapes like:
Have you ever passed a TPA? Same like a giant rubbish heap?
It doesn't even look like junk anymore. There is weird shit in it.
You have that kind of... But you look at the pieces of trash.
And there are these horrible birds fly over it.
You drive past and only have two thoughts, no order certain:
One of them is, "Oh, my God, look at that. It's disgusting."
But other thoughts are always, "I'm sure there are some good things there.
I'm sure you have a box of money there that someone just forgot.
Or maybe some old stamps, collectible stamps.
Or maybe the ring is still on the finger! "
It's like a media landscape.
If you can find the ring on that finger... </ p >
I mean, strangely, you know, I'm pretty old...
It's not an old man, but I remember when there are three networks,
and that's fine. That's enough.
Why are we... Why like now?
There aren't many choices. We don't get all the information ,
but we are all on the same page, giving or taking one or two shows.
Right?
I mean, now someone... I've asked people to ask if I've seen a show
and not only did I not hear the show,
but when they told me where it was, I even don't know what that is.
When did that happen?
Someone came to you all excited. "Hey friend, did you watch Turd Journey?"
"Wait, are you saying Turd Journey?"
"Yes, Turd Journey. There are 40 episodes of Turd Journey."
"What? Wait, Turd Journey ? "
" It doesn't sound like that. It's like,
but this is more than that. You should check it out. "
- "Where is that?" - "Oh, bad. You have to download Clomper.
Do you have a Clomper?
This is an application for mobile or your computer.
You are part of the Clomper community.
You can watch all 40 Turd Journeys.
And Savage Dicks. You have watched Savage Dicks? </ P>
It's in the Clomper. </ P>
It doesn't sound like that. It's like that, but it's more than that. </ P>
And there some Savage Dick- Turd Journey crossover. It's funny. "
I like," On the Clomper? "
" Yes, you have to download Clomper < br /> for Turd Journey. Savage Dicks. "
-" Clomper? " -" Yes, Clomper.
Oh, damn. They have Clomper Documents now. </ P>
Mereka memiliki Dokumen Clomper.
There is this one called One Out of Nine about this male cat dying.
But this is more than that.
This is about the cat dying, > but this really failed.
That's pretty good. And there's a surprising ending.
Warning spoilers!
Yes, it turns out the cat improved, and the person was sick. "
Clomper Documents.
Clomper.
" I don't know how much time is left. I don't think that will happen. "
I don't do many things.
I don't do things.
I don't know why I didn't do things. I kind of know why. </ P>
Alright, example. </ P>
I got the chance to see Spinning stones. I was given a ticket
to see Rolling Stones the first date of their last stadium tour.
San Diego, right? First day.
I was given a ticket in the field .
And on the day I was given the ticket, my first thoughts were like:
"Damn parking will...
That will be clusterfuck, park there in the arena.
Are they equipped for that? Do they have a lot?
What's down there?
What? "
And my friend Dean is like, " Oh, we're leaving.
That's Stones. "
And I'm like, "Yes, but I'm not... All right."
Then I have to check, why not I want to go see the Stones?
And there are some reason level,
like some of me like, "Well, you know, Bill Wyman doesn't play bass anymore,
, they aren't really the Stones."
He hasn't played for 20 years.
It's like saying, "I haven't bought Stones records since Brian Jones died."
That's not the right reason.
So, I thought about it further and I realized:
"Oh, what do you know? That's because they are old."
Now, I don't become an ageist, right?
I just don't want to be sad.
I have a lot of trust and confidence and love for the Rolling Stones.
They are bigger than life. They are my favorite bands.
They are there for me forever.
They must remain at the Rolling Stones .
I can't go to Rolling Stones events and like, "Oh no."
I can't let that happen.
I'm worried. I'm worried about Stones. </ P>
I like, "I don't think they have to do it again." </ P>
But we left. Dean and I left .
Parked at the fourth level from the structure.
And we took to the field, and there were people of all ages.
Dean looked around. "Lots of reading glasses."
There are men older than me,
men my age, young people, because they are Stones. </ P>
Rock band & apos; n & apos; the biggest roll in Indonesia The world. Mythic. The stone spins.
I think I'm the only one who cares.
I'm like, "I don't know how this will happen.
I don't know. A little worried. "
Everyone like," Yes! " and I like:
So, I'm very worried.
So, the opening band does them.
They take them out. "The stone is spinning!" They all come out. I like: "Uh..."
So, then there's Keith. Keith is doing a good job is Keith at 72.
His hair is a natural color. He no longer dangles dirt from it.
He looks good. He does some of this.
Some of these.
But don't push it. Doing a good job.
From what I can see from Charlie, he looks good. He is strong.
Gray hair, solid on the drum. Looks good. </ P>
Ronnie adalah masalah. Ronnie masalah.
His hair is dyed. He runs around.
It's a little embarrassing. But he's that kid. He's 68, so...
I'll give Ronnie a bait. </ P>
Now, if you are a true fan of Stones,
I believe that some parts of you only tolerate Mick Jagger. </ P>
Alright? You know...
You know he's important. He is a Rolling Stones.
But you know, he's Mick Jagger, so...
So, when Mick came out, it was different.
Mick came out, and he went straight like:
And...
And, like, some of me is like, "Oh, yes. Yes, I...
Isn't he a little old to be...?
Like...
I was like, "I don't know if he had to do that. A man of his age. "
I feel ashamed, you know?
But then I settled in.
I like, "He's Mick Jagger. He did that. </ p >
If anyone wants to do that, let Mick do it. "
So, I settled in and I was like, " Okay, alright. This is not sad. "
They need three songs to pull it together, but I like it.
Rock & apos; n & apos; roll dirty. It's messed up. Let them know it.
So, with my fourth song in my chair like:
Do you know?
But then something happens.
Well, it's a bit rough and beautiful at the same time.
So, they will do "Moonlight Mile" from Sticky Fingers,
challenging songs for Stones at any age.
He has to do falsetto. It's a slow song.
They put it in the audience on the platform itself.
Mick with the guitar.
I think that other people are a little worried. They are like:
You know, and I watch him, and he does it.
He hits him, friend.
He hits falseto. Works. He is in it.
And out of nowhere, I just start crying . I cry.
I look like a black person and white photos
of 16-year-old girls in the 60s.
Tears flow in my face.
In the middle of that moment, something terrible happened.
They had a big screen. They straight into Mick's face.
And I like, "Oh God! Why did you do that to Mick?"
You can see everything, all lines and hair are painted. </ p >
I like, "Stop it! Drop it!"
It's sad. I like, "This is terrible. Why do they do that?"
And I kept looking at him. </ P>
And suddenly it hit me. I'm like:
"Whoa, wait a minute. This is amazing." </ P >
These people still do those songs,
now with all these experiences, and pain, and wisdom,
and only lives behind them.
This brings depth to it it didn't exist before.
It really can't be trusted.
Mereka masih Rolling besar ... Ini, seperti, cantik.
I started thinking about it like:
"It's much more risky for them to do this nonsense now
than in 1972."
I mean, in 1972, if Richards was like, screwed up on heroin,
and he fell into a Marshall pile in the middle of the show,
and they have to cancel it, half the audience will like:
"Ha! Damn Keith!
Man, he is very messed up.
They can't even solve it
I like it. I like it. "
They don't care.
But now they are old, and they do
And they run around.
Like there are points where I like, "Calm down, buddy.
Don't be crazy. "
Because Mick ran. He ran from side to side.
I was like, "Slow down," because what if it's like, "Yes... < /p>
Keith.
Keith, help me. Keith.
Dear God. That has happened.
That happened. "</ P>
Like,
if that happens, all generations people will only go there:
" Oh, damn it. This is over. </ P>
Mick is dead. </ P>
We are dying. </ P>
We are dying. "</ P>
He did not come down too. < br /> He didn't go down.
They stayed. They stayed at the Rolling Stones.
Now...
I will share something with You. </ P>
I'm not proud, but Dean, my friend Dean,
dia berusia 50-an juga. Umurnya 50.
We watch the concert and they leave.
And we know they will do it do one test, right?
Dean and I sit there.
> They come back out. </ P>
And they go into "Satisfaction." And I swear to God, at the same time,
we look at each other like: </ p >
"Let's go.
- Let's do it. Let's defeat the crowd." - Dean lights up. He is like, "Yes, let's go."
We have a mission. Run.
We are like, "Let's go." And we come out. We have to get out of the arena.
We hear them coming into "You Can't Always Get What You Want."
And we can hear that they have brought on the stage like whole choir.
Dean is like, "We can hear. Keep going forward."
We ran up the stairs, and we got into the car, and we were driving.
When we exit the garage, we see a lot of people taking a break.
There is a wave of this person coming out of the arena,
and we are like, " Damn, do it. "</ P>
And we come out, we get on the highway, we beat the crowd freely and clearly. </ P>
And...
But I think that might happen night spotlight.
It might be better from the concert.
We enjoyed the concert, but we could /> not more excited.
We are like, "Dude! Dude, we are out! We are out!
The concert is amazing, but we come out, we're driving!
Insert the Stones CD into it. Let's put the Stones CD into it.
Play Exile.
The concert is good, but it's not Exile . "
That's a good moment. Sometimes you get what you want.
Um...
I don't know why I hung up in the event of this death.
I don't know why.
I thought that was because I was almost dead a recent experience.
I almost died. Uh... Well, I ran. </ P>
And, um, I didn't do it for a while. </ P>
And it's scary. </ P> > It touches and goes, as far as I know. </ P>
I am very close to death. </ P>
I don't know what you are doing, but I don't lots of exercise.
I might look in shape, but it isn't really.
I passed periods where I didn't exercise at all.
And it took a lot to make me exercise.
I don't know what happened to you,
but with me, that exercise like the three phases
must happen before I actually exercise.
Like, phase first usually only I sit in my own house, do nothing.
And out of nowhere I just look down and I go, "Oh, fuck me .
Fuck it. What is this wrong with me?
Fuck it. Why can't I exercise? That bullshit.
I have to get back in shape. I have to go back to form. "
So some parts of your brain are like, " What do you mean, & apos; back & apos;? "
Like, somewhere in my mind,
I think that there is a period of time
where I hit the gym three, four times a week
I ran, hit the load, a little torn.
But in reality, I don't think that time ever happened.
I don't think it ever existed. </ P>
I think it's a mythology I have made it for myself
to judge myself when I want to hate yourself
because I have a little time in my hand.
That doesn't always get me out.
There is a next phase, what you build and you are like:
"The only way I will do it if I get new shoes.
I have to get new shoes.
The shoes don't even work anymore. They... I have to get new shoes.
You have to get magic shoes. "
There are no magic shoes.
There are no shoes that wake you up because they put themselves on your feet
and start the process.
"Hey, what happened? Wait. Pants. We need pants. "
You get your shoes, you put them in the closet,
and you see them when you get other shoes.
They like, "Do we do it?" "Shut up. We will do it when I want. </ P>
That's how I talk with sneakers. </ P>
I don't know who you are or what your life is. </ P>
But that way must happen, how it happens to exercise, really,
is that you have to be captured by that need. to do it in a moment.
Like, passion must move you like, "I have to go. I have to do it now."
And you have to do it right then,
because that's your portal. That's your window back.
You have to do it when it hits you .
And I came to my senses. It was 2:30 in the afternoon.
And it was 102 degrees outside.
Now, I didn't run in, like, two years. I don't let that stop me.
I like, "I can do it. I can do it.
I can run."
p>
So, I wear my magic shoes,
I don't know about you, but I always take the SIM.
I got my iPhone, I'll get out.
"Oh, damn, I'm better get a license. If I go down... "
They won't break the iPhone for terrorist cells.
They won't do it for mid-level celebrities die on the hill.
It's better to take a SIM.
I'm out there running hills. I'm not out there yet...
I didn't even realize how hot it was, because sweat was so hot it didn't even build up.
I got ten minutes and all of a sudden my hand went numb.
And I like, "What happened?"
Then I can't feel my hand, and I like, "This is not good."
And then my heart starts to leave:
And I'm like, "Damn."
I have to take my knees. I have to take my knees, outside the house,
and ask God that I don't have,
and say, "This doesn't happen here.
This doesn't happen outside.
This is an object in the room, and it's fast.
Not outside.
In the bathtub, in my sleep, something like that.
Not here. "
When I sit there I like:
"How many men's last words & apos; I got this & apos ;?" You know what I mean?
What I did there? Stupid pride, you know?
And then I wake up.
I have a fear that I will be like that found just lying on out there.
Like, some hipster couples with their stupid dogs...
will only find me lying there.
They will be like, "He doesn't have it. Don't have it today.
Oh look. This is, like, the first day for the shoe. Look at the shoes. "
"Come on, guys. Just stay away from him. That's rude."
That didn't happen. And what do I tell you,
I woke up. That's my stubbornness.
I woke up, and I still did it... I didn't run away.
But I did the whole route .
Then I called the doctor.
The next day I called the doctor because I was 53
and I had to when that happened.
They arranged me with a cardiologist, so, I went to a cardiologist.
When you go to the doctor, you want something to go wrong.
It's not the main thing, but enough not to make you crazy.
I see...
I go to a cardiologist. </ P>
And I don't understand, man. They can put people in space,
we can take money all over the world,
they make all these developments, they can clone something.
But they can't handle on this ship .
This is a closed system, screwing up for some reason.
Can't find it out.
Right? Isn't this crazy?
So, I went to this doctor, they did all the tests.
They did stress tests, cardiogram, blood tests.
They ultrasound in my heart.
And, uh, that's a girl.
Um...
You know, sometimes you don't want to know.
But, You know, I kind of know. I think many of you know.
They did all these damn tests, and then the doctor came out.
And he like, "Yes, you're great. You are in perfect condition. There is no problem.
Very fitting. Everything... All tests good. "
And I like," What?
What does that mean? " He is like," You are healthy. "
And I am like , "What happened there? </ P>
On the hill, when my hand was numb, my hand went numb,
and my heart jumped? What is that earlier? "
And a doctor, a real doctor, looked at me and said:
" Who knows? "
"Shouldn't you know?"
"Look, let's see if it happens again. Let me know."
"No, I'll call you Before I go running.
And you can come and follow me in your car.
How is that? "
" Who knows? "</ P>
I shouldn't have told my mother about it. </ P>
Because it gave her reason to check in with me. </ P>
I don't want to be negative.
But my mother doesn't deserve. She is always inappropriate.
There are no limits.
That is annoying. It's just annoying. </ P>
This. </ P>
And now someone is teaching it how to use emojis. This is not good. </ P>
That's not the right emoji. </ P>
Dia sangat menyukai wajah tersenyum dengan mata hati.
And that's not true for your 53-year-old son.
That's not the right one. That's not the right emoji.
All hats. </ P>
All cap texts, all uppercase caps. </ P>
He doesn't know how to make lowercase letters. </ P>
He knows how to change color e-mail,
but he doesn't know how to make lowercase letters.
If the NSA sees all of its e-mails, name my mother's call was All Caps in Florida.
Not a national security threat,
but she made her 53 years old a boy was uncomfortable
when he send an all-cap text that says, "I love you."
Smiley faces the eyes of the heart.
What should I do with it?
Look, I love my mother. </ P>
Tapi aku tidak mencintainya.
I don't think I'm like that. I, uh...
Hah.
But it's inappropriate.
Like, one times, he sent me manila envelope.
Like, manila envelope in ordinary mail.
There are no phone calls, no heads. I don't know what that is. </ P>
But I know that from him, & apos; Because of that, the handwriting needs it. </ P>
I see... </ p >
I open it, and there are two forms passed there.
And I think, "This should be a phone call.
I even don't know what this is. "
But this looks like a phone call, or maybe a notification:
" I sent some forms that were passed to you. "
It's breakfast I'm eating.
And they are two documents. One of them is his desire to be cremated...
and the ashes scattered somewhere above Southwest.
What I think is good. It's broad, and that gives me a choice. </ P>
Theoretically, I can drive 10 minutes to Arizona,
and like, "Adios, Mama." Do you know?
Other documents...
are DNR documents.
Listen, people must do this. This is important.
But I can use phone calls.
So this is non-resuscitation documents.
Now, I don't know there is a list of people, in order of preference...
who can do the revocation. I don't know that. </ P>
I don't upset, but I'm not number one.
This is my younger brother.
My sister.
Why did he kill him?
That's why he didn't call me.
How would he explain that to me? His first child, whom he loved.
He doesn't trust me with very complicated responsibilities.
Then I started thinking, "My brother and I didn't get along.
Maybe this was just how to try to make us do something together. "
That's what I thought.
But what did he think?
Does he think I'll do it gun jump or something?
What does he think will happen?
That I will be in the hospital room, he is on the machine ,
and I will talk to my brother like, "Come on, do it, man. Just drag it.
Drag, bro. Damn just do it. "
"Marc, he's still talking."
"I know.
But that's enough, right? It's been there."
My mother doesn't like that joke. </ P>
You know, some people think that, like, comedy requires courage. </ P>
I don't know if it's true. I think that at some point.
I don't even know if what I do is comedy again.
But I certainly don't have much fear.
But I will tell you what, part of my process...
I will share it with you. I don't write jokes.
I write, you know, compulsive thoughts, you know, in the Post. Now...
this requires courage. </ P>
Because I did this is when I'm driving. Now...
This is more dangerous than SMS, Because I need both hands.
I have to hold the pad behind the wheel. So I have to write,
and I have to focus on important thinking.
So, my life is threatened, and the lives of others, for this.
So, I think I have to share it .
Because, you know, a lot of life depends on balance.
Don't... Don't be too crazy.
Alright, so, who this only says, um, "My comfort zone isn't comfortable."
It deserves to die, right? Right, right...?
Which this says, "I want people to like me, I just want to know why they did it."
I think it's worth taking a pedestrian or two.
Here it is. This is interesting.
"The monster I made to protect that child inside me
is difficult to manage."
It's not funny, but it's a thinker, isn't it? That's a thinker. </ P>
That makes you think, "Wow. That should be in the book
with other things like that." </ P>
Oh, this one only says:
"Undeterred Dave Matthews fans." </ P>
It's funny to me that people respond to that.
Because you know who you are. It's not easy for them. It's not easy.
They can't come out with that, You know what I mean ?
You can't enter it in the world.
You don't know how it will be received.
Not good, generally.
>
is when they wear sandals and cargo shorts,
rocking in the arena...
with other like-minded people.
"I hope this mushroom doesn't sleep anymore."
I don't need to bother with Dave Matthews.
I don't need to take the time to do that. I personally don't like it. </ P>
But this comes from the right, honest, beautiful, human moments. </ P>
I will share with you. But I need to address
Dave Matthews. I listen to a lot of music.
I am very open minded.
I can listen to Parliament in the morning, Bert Jansch in the afternoon.
And maybe a few Gram Parsons. Whatever, I mix it.
Saya tidak hanya menjatuhkan nama menjadi hip.
I have an open mind when it comes to music.
But I can't go through two songs.
I can't pass it. I. ..
And I tried. I tried.
On the way... In the middle of the second song,
I get this type of boredom it's not even normal boredom.
It seems like there are advantages.
It's like exacerbated boredom.
Like boredom in, and then I'm like, "God, damn. What...
Why? Why?"
Like, I don't know what that is.
p>
But I know people like him. And, you know, it's good for you.
I know it's hard for you.
It's very difficult to maintain that.
That's amazing. I was in Iowa City performing.
Oh yeah? This is a very interesting city.
I have never seen a more separate city being, like, full of sports athletes,
and then the author program, you know? So it's like...
There are only people like, "We will win!"
And then people like, "I'm still sad about David Foster Wallace.
I'm not will never forget... "And somehow,
there is a perfect yin for that thing. It's complete...
Okay, so, I got coffee in Iowa City. </ P>
There is a man who drinks coffee in front of me. He orders. </ P>
There is a barista there. </ P>
And the person who ordered coffee said for the person who made coffee:
"What did you do this week?" The man who made coffee looked up,
and he was like, "Oh, I'll go to the concert." </ p >
Then the person who ordered the coffee went, "Really? Who will you see?"
And then the other person stood up, and I saw it on his face.
"Dave Matthews Band."
And I... I feel it. It's very brave.
He puts himself there. /> That's hard. </ P>
You know, you don't know how it will land. </ P>
It depends there for, like, two, like, very stressful seconds.
And then someone else leaves, "Oh, I love Dave Matthews."
And I'm very happy for them, that they have this moment.
I know in my heart both are wrong. I know that.
But I'm happy for them.
Because I'm a tolerant and tolerant person.
p>
Oh yeah. This one. This one only says:
"I expect help and life-changing effects of everything."
That's a lot.
Then there's a second thought, because there's a line here.
So, I have to stop driving and just sort like:
Others say, "The space between despair and orgasm is difficult to fill."
And that is not a matter of time, is a philosophical idea. < /p>
So...
Some men...
Someone sent me a hat.
That is a gift, I think, you know.
And I know, I'm a man. I have been a person on the street,
just standing there . You see a hipster with a hat,
and you like, "Oh, I have to buy a fucking hat."
I have become that person.
But I don't know how they stay in business.
By the way, this guy sent me a hat.
That's a big hat. It's a fancy hat. It's a Stetson hat. </ P>
I don't know that guy well. But it's a gift. It's not a cowboy hat. </ P>
It's like... Like a 1800's derby hat.
A good hat.
But I have to change my whole life... .
You know, to accommodate that hat. I just...
I know two things when I open the box.
I'm like, "That's a good hat." I Googling it. This is a $ 100 hat. </ p >
And it never leaves home in my head. It will never come out.
It won't happen for that hat.
Because... Well, I will be honest with you. </ P>
Yes, I will tell you. All right. </ P>
I have become a person...
p>
in a store that sells stupid big hats.
Standing in front of a mirror with a big, stupid hat,
said, "Oh yeah,
This is my hat.
I like this hat. "
This is good and important that you have someone you love there at that time....
That won't stop you. Because you will be like:
"Oh no, baby. This is my hat.
Come on, are you crazy? < Br /> Look at this damn hat. "
And then he will say," Okay. Do what you want. Do what you want. "
And you buy that hat. You buy that hat.
And the confidence that you have in front of that mirror
doesn't even last four block...
exit the store. You walk out like:
"Why does everyone see my hat? Is that too big? </ p >
Am I not a big enough guy wearing this hat? Did I just screw up?
Is he right? Is this a annoying hat? Am I an annoying person?
Why did I buy this hat? "
But now you come in. You have bought a hat and you have to go home.
You have to make it some decisions...
around the hat.
Usually the first is something along the lines, like:
"Hey, you know, I think I'm just going make this a house hat.
I'll just wear it around the house. Maybe outside, if I go out.
But you know, honey, it's too good. I don't want to lose it.
Or, you know, scuff it up.
I'll just wear it around the house. " And he's like:" Uh-huh. "
" That's what I'll do with that hat. "
And you do it. You eat breakfast in a hat.
You sit on the sofa, listen to the recording, wear your big stupid hat.
Maybe you wear it naked to make it like it.
Like, " What about now? "</ P>
And he was like," No, no. Let go. How stupid. Stupid decision. "</ P>
Finally, he started training your brain.
You like, "Why did I get this hat?"
That's when the wall hat.
You like, "I don't want to throw it away. It's very good.
I'll hang it like a picture. "
And you put a nail on the wall, and you hang your stupid nice hat.
p>
With other artwork on the wall.
This is a wall hat.
"No more. This is too good.
Can you not touch it, please? Please, don't wear it.
Leave it alone... Just give it back. Thank you. "</ P>
It stays on the wall, until one day you realize...
Maybe in the middle of a bowl of cereal...
You are like, "Why is it there? That is a mistake.
That's a frustrating decision. It's a shameful gallery.
Why should I be reminded that I bought that damn hat
every day when I sat at this table? </ P>
Fuck it with that hat. "</ P>
That's when the hat becomes a closet. It's the official cupboard hat day. </ P>
And it can stay there for a long time. Year, even. </ P> p>
And then one day, you clean the closet,
all the hatred of the hat comes back.
You like, "Ah, damn this hat. Fuck it.
I think I got rid of this."
p>
And that's the day it became a Goodwill hat.
And three days later it became a Goodwill hat,
a hipster guy walked to Goodwill .
And he saw the hat, he was like, "Damn.
That's a good hat. It's a $ 100.00 hat. </ p >
Six dollars? Hell huh. "
And he put it on his head,
and it looks like they've been together for centuries.
Perfect symbiosis, at the soul level.
Everything makes sense.
Two things have been brought together to make a whole.
And then somewhere along the route, there is an old man across the street
seeing him go, "I have to buy a fucking hat."
And that...
That's how hat companies stay in business.
Wow, I think I've just written children's books .
"Hat by Marc Maron.
This is my favorite book that my mother has.
It's about fools, stupid, and sad who wants a hat.
He's in the shop, and he wants to get a hat.
But he doesn't want it.
He doesn't even like it .
But he got a hat anyways, Because this guy is stupid,
silly, sad man.
And then he leaves the shop,
Until it's just a hat on the ground.
And then he appears at home. I don't even know how it happened.
He's very ridiculous. /> And then he said:
"I'll only use a hat at home. & Apos;
Then why did you buy it, stupid? </ P>
So, he just wears it at home now. </ P>
He uses it to eat cereal. He wears it on the sofa. </ P>
He wears it outside. He wears it on the tree
Then...
Then he wears it naked.
He is naked with only a hat.
And he still doesn't like it .
He hated it, I thought.
And then he decided not like a hat anymore.
But he would hang it on the wall?
He hung it on the wall. His friends came.
He said, & apos; Don't touch my hat. Don't wear it.
Remove the hat . & apos; He starts to be cruel,
stupid, silly, and sad man.
Then one day he sat on the table looking at the hat, and he was like :
"I don't like the hat."
And then he put it in the closet.
And that's where the magic shoes are, from the book another.
That's another book.
So, it stays in the closet for a long time,
Because he got a cat, /> and then the cat gets old.
And then the cat goes away, and then he gets another cat.
And then he decides to clean the closet.
>
He's like, & apos; I hate this hat.
And then he takes it to another store.
But this is a sad shop.
All the other things at the store cry. </ P>
There is a machine that doesn't even mean anything else,
and they cry in the shop. </ P>
But my grandmother told me this one is a toaster oven.
Weeping the toaster oven.
The hat loses all its color.
It's sad. </ P>
But then the man with a curly mustache comes. </ P>
And he saw that hat, and he was very excited. </ P>
And that got the color back.
And then he wears the hat, and they are perfect together.
They both change the color well.
he bought it, and he left, and the sun was shining.
And it was very good, and he was very happy.
And then there was another man > and he wants a hat.
And it will start from scratch with the man.
And then the mustache man flies with his mustache. </ p >
I like this book.
The Hat by Marc Maron. "
Good. Let's start.
So, what happened to me?
I dated a painter, and it went well .
He is, like, a true painter. Abstract painter.
Large canvas. Large, colorful canvas.
It's nice to go with someone who... I... No part of me thinks like:
"I can do that." Like, there is no part from me.
This is a very healthy thing to not have a relationship.
But he did this extraordinary painting, and I was amazed at him.
He just a little of this, you know, women who, like, don't talk much.
And I don't know where it came from.
Large, beautiful, and abstract canvas.
I'll have a day, I'll go to the studio, and I'll see it like:
"Damn, where did it come from?
amazing, baby. "
He was like," Oh, thank you, baby. "
And then he left, " What are you doing today?
What did you do today? " I like...
He said... It was said, " We will all be immortalized as content. "
This is pretty good, right?
I almost killed a small child.
But it went well. And I don't know. That's weird,
because, like, sometimes I don't know the point of relationship.
He knows sometimes I feel like that.
Because, look, I, you know, two divorce times.
Don't have children.
I have my house. I don't need to remarry.
I don't need to live with anyone . I don't need children.
I just want to do it Whatever I want to do.
And that's not a good dating profile.
p>
Um...
But he's there.
You know, we're fine.
But I don't always know what is the essence of a relationship.
What is the use of the relationship? "
And they say things like, " You don't want to be alone. "
And I like," I don't know.
What's so bad about being alone? You just sleep a little longer, you know? </ P>
Hours between, like, 5 and 7 nights rude
Because that's when you just sat there thinking:
& apos; Other people have other people.
And they might be having dinner together now. & apos; "
And that's when you pull porn clompers, and...
jerk and take a nap.
And then you wake up < br /> and it's dark. And you're like:
"It's like a different day.
I'll play guitar. "
And then people say, " Well, you don't want to be old alone. "
And I'm like, "You don't really sell me."
And then always come to this one, "But you don't want to die alone."
Ooh.
And my first thoughts were always like, "We will get a damn nurse." Like...
Seriously We will get a good Jamaican woman. I mean...
Who would you prefer to have in your bed? </ P>
Someone who loves you so much, "Oh my God!
It's so terrible. It's very sad.
I'm very sorry, honey. I'm sorry. Very sad. "</ P>
Or just a woman who sees you go, " It's okay, baby. </ P>
No problem. </ P>
Let go, honey. </ P>
Depart. "</ P>
Lihat, aku bisa berakhir di sana, kan?
It feels like a good ending.
Applause. I can go straight up, bow, wave.
"Thank you." < br /> But no, I'm still sitting here like a fool.
Because I think it's cynical. I think it's a little cynical.
And I have to live with this thing for the rest of my life.
Whatever I do about this.
And I don't want to let it be cynical.
I have kittens. </ P>
And I say kittens like that. </ P>
I don't know when I decided to do that, but I am committed. I say "kitten." </ P>
I don't know why, but I chose to do it. </ P>
So, I have a kitten. </ P>
I don't want children the cat. I don't want it.
And so are my two older retired cats. They don't want that kitten.
We're fine, the three of us. Just hanging out comfortably.
Monkeys on a chair lie there, Lafonda lies here.
I sit there just looking at them like, "Is everything okay? "
They are like," Yes, we are good. "
" Do you want to play? " " No. It is behind us.
Don't even think of taking the laser pointer. </ P>
Don't make us lie for 15 minutes. </ P>
We go to the red dot, friend. </ P>
We handle it. "</ P>
They don't want kittens. They don't want kittens. </ P>
Tapi saya pulang ke rumah satu malam setelah bekerja.
Doing a comedy. I lock the house, I turn off the light,
I'll go to sleep. And on the front porch I hear:
And I was like, "What?"
And I pulled the curtain back, and there was this two-month-old child
a black cat sat there. </ p >
Aw...
That's the right response.
That's not the response I have.
My response is, "Oh, damn it.
Now I have to love you now? "
And strangely, that's how all my relationships started.
But I'm not... Why is my house ? Why is my house? Why?
I live in the east in LA County. I'm in the hills. </ P>
Ada coyote, ada sigung, rakun, posum, mobil.
I don't see a pregnant cat. I don't see any other kittens.
I don't know where it came from. Why is my house?
And when I'm confused, I'll be mystical.
I see...
He left, "Why is my house?" to, "Who is that?"
Which one of my dead friends that I didn't close
has returned in this form...
to fix it? </ p >
And that is one thing that the kitten does not anticipate,
is being brought in. the house of a human person,
is held tightly, and have human beings say:
"Who are you?
Who are you?
Who are you?"
I am got no answer. Because it's a cat.
But he messed up my sofa in a week.
Damaged the sofa arm in a week.
So, I'm sure it's Dave.
Dave died a few years ago. There are some things that are not clear between us.
And I don't think I'll see him again, Because he's dead.
But now he lives with me in the form of from the black kitten that I call Buster.
It's nice to hang out with Dave again, do you know what I mean?
We go to high school together,
and we reminisce about high school.
This is mostly I speak, you know?
And he just played with fake mice. And...
I was like, "Remember that time we got drunk and saw Van Halen?"
He was like :
I like, "I know you did it, man. That's a good time."
Old cats, not happy. Monkeys, not happy.
Kitten constantly screamed at him. Scolded him.
So, every time I saw a Monkey, he was like, "Why? Why? Damn.
Why, Marc? I don't understand... Damn.
I don't need this.
I don't know how much time is left. "</ p >
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much. I appreciate it.
People. Real honor. I love you. </ P>
Thank you very much. </ P>
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