Morning Madam
Good Morning Madam
Morning Madam
Madam
What is happening?
A kitchen man reported the case,
he mentioned while he was smoking,
he noticed there is a dead body lying beside the rubbish bin
The victim, aged between 35 to 40 years old, called Fish Bail Keung
He sells fish ball at the alley normally.
Forensic preliminary suspected the cause of death
is due to trauma on the hindbrain by a hard object.
After our investigation, the victim didn't loose any property
But the oddest thing is,
the victim is holding a fish bail with his left hand
and a phone with his right hand
I was going to take a short break and have a cigarette.
"Kitchen Man" And then I noticed this dead body here.
This is the kitchen man who reported the case,
that is the garbage man who was moving the garbage out just now.
"Garbage Man" Today is my first day here to collect rubbish
while I was walking halfway, I noticed a dead body lying there side ways,
and the kitchen man was standing right over there.
Also, before the accident, the victim made a call to his brother.
"Victim's Brother" Bro, you have a horrible death,
you've just told me you won lottery
and was on your way for registration.
He passed away before collecting the money
I don't know, I was working
Madam
So, are you close with your brother?
My brother is very kind to me!
He was telling me he won lottery and will use the
money to pay for my overseas medical school fees
You should have transferred the money before dying!
Jesus Crist.
Can't believe you are a book nerd!
Were you keen to take your brother's money,
you have motivation
So, are you close with the victim?
He is an asshole,
Last week, I asked him for a favor to help buying illegal book-marking,
I've won, yet he has not pay me a penny.
Holy, now I don't even know who I should collect the money from.
You must hate him a lot! You have motive to kill!
So, do you bear any grudges against the victim?
Keung was very kind to me!
He always gave me all the lefloverfish balls
for me to bring home for my brother!
He was so nice, I can't believe he died in such a young age!
In this world, good people never get their rewards!
My deepest condolences to you!
Do you want to take more fish balls home? I guess Keung would not mind.
No thanks! No thanks!
You three will need to follow us back for a testimony,
- it will not take up much of your time. - No kidding
Hey Madam Madam! I can't, I dated my girlfriend for movie!
Oh yes Madam. I still have lots of unclean dishes!
You dead Fish Ball Keung,
always bring troubles to neighbours.
It is my responsibility as a citizen to testify at the police station,
I am totally fine with that
But I still have two bags of garbage, do I need to bring them along?
Don't! Those are too smelly!
Leave the garbage here! You can come with us alone!
You three, come along with me
Damn it
Stop moving!
Garbage man, why is your backside bleeding?
What'?
Don't worry! It is just some sweet sauce!
Yes! I ate some fish balls just now, maybe got the sauce stained on me.
That is funny, are you using your mouth or your butt to eat?
I am a very clumsy man! Always got food stains after eating!
This cannot be against the law right?
Eating fish ball is not illegal!
But if you committed murder that is illegal and not acceptable!
You murdered Fish Ball Keung!
This is crazy! You have no evidence against me! Do not anyhow accuse me!
I do not want his money! I do not have a grudge against him!
Why should I kill?
Yes! His brother wants his money so badly!
But he just called, He has alibi!
Moreover, why would he be so stupid to kill before getting the money?
How about kitchen man!
He knew Fish Ball Keung won a lottery,
he killed as he is craving so much for the money!
Come over!
He smokes everyday at the same time.
How would he not knowing this is the same time for rubbish throwing?
Besides, he knew Fish Ball Keung
If he really wants to kill him,
he doesn't need to commit a crime at the site where he usually work right?
If they didn't,
it doesn't mean it must be me!
Why isn't you'? When the victim was murdered,
you were throwing rubbish
You must have over heard his conversation with
his brother about the lottery prize.
Hallo brother, you would not believe his, your big brother won the lottery first prize
You suddenly become greedy,
so you picked up a hard object and hit his hindbrain
Yes yes, let's talk when you are here, bye
Then you wanted to find the lottery ticket from his body.
No matter how hard you search you found nothing
Where is the lottery ticket?
Where did he put it?
That is correct, my brother always buy lottery via phone
Obviously there would not have a lottery ticket
You have mentioned just now that
today is your first day here to collect rubbish
You clearly would not know that kitchen man used to take a break during this time
Thus when you heard his footsteps, you immediately ran
I don't have time for Mahjong,
just have a short break now for cigarette
All this can only prove that the crime was not
commit by his brother or the kitchen man!
Why it must be me?
Correct, I have no prove on (hat! But Fish Ball Keung can!
Fish Ball Keung is already dead, you can say whatever you want!
Dead people are always very honest!
Show me your butt!
Garbage man!
While you were searching for the lottery ticket from Fish Ball Keung
you would not believe he has already plotted the evidence on you
Wow, this is awesome
If my inference is not wrong,
your murder weapon should still be in your rubbish bag!
Move
WOW. you!
So how? Ming, How's it going!
Yes, have you get everything?
Don't give me trouble again!
Or else I will not pay your informer's fees! OK?
Good, Good, I will come over right now!
You all go with my colleagues to the police station for a testimony!
I will come back after finishing a big project!
OK?
Wow, Madam is really cool!
IQ 189, top detector in state 19,
this is no joke!
Therefore God is fair
Madam is very smart, yet she does not have a good appearance!
She cannot heat that! She is very stingy!
Madam! Madam! This way! Madam!
Why are you so late!
Madam! Do you know how difficult they are to find?
I searched all over Hong Kong in order to find them!
Please give me some more time next time! Please don't call me at last minute!
If I have time, I will do it myself!
Won't need you then
Let's take a look at the stuffs! Let me make it
clear, I won't pay if there is something missing.
Madam! You can rely on Ming!
I never disappoint you, come here, Come!
Woah! See Madam
All you need for candle light dinner celebrating
5th year anniversary with your boyfriend is all here.
Broccoli, chicken, dried fish mew, red wine.
What?! Are you crazy! Have I ever say I eat cat?
Sorry Sorry! I brought this cat for a walk just now!
It is not for you to eat
Cover it back then
Where is the chilly paste!
Here is the Chilly paste
Hey, this is not the one
This is also a bottle of chilly paste
No, my boyfriend is very picky!
He can taste the difference.
Can't believe he has such a picky taste bud!
- What did you say - Nothing! Sorry
Hurry up, take all the things back home
Ok, no problem! So where are you going?
- It will be fun - Where about?
Buy chilly past
Damn it, taxi drivers are swapping duties, where can I catch a taxi
Oh yes, I can call the Quick Taxi
Quick Taxi App, Yeah
OK
Wow, just made the call and here come the taxi
Peter
Why you take so long to open the door?
Oh, no! I was in the toilet just now so I couldn't hear the bell! Sorry Sorry
Quickly greet the guests
Hi all Heroes, what's your name?
You are indeed very stupid
this is Mr. Chan, he is my buddy
We knew each other since young,
we even shared the same underwear, drove the same Porsche
Chase the same girl
He did not chase me though
You are mine
Let me introduce,
they are my girlfriends, Anita, Ava!
- Hi - Hi
Hi Girlfriends
S what? He S you S, are you a snake.
What's wrong,
he is a successful man with good looking, two girlfriends is too little for him
I'm very hungry! Can we start eating?
- Heard that? - Heard
Can we start eating?
Let's eat, take a seat, dinner will be served very soon!
Let's eat
I thought there is chicken, why I can't see it?
You only added chicken powder right?!
Your coke is very familiar, where did you get it?
You dare to mention! I don't understand you!
Coke should be stored in the fridge, why is it lying over the living area
What'?
My coke of year 1994 Brazil special edition!
Year 1994? So ii is even older than me?
No wonder it tastes horrible!
Bo! You!
This kind of things, how can you store it everywhere
We have guests, what if the drink made people sick?
Dear sister-in-law! Please forgive them. They are just little girls!
Count my on that! I pay you back,
how much is this Coke Cola?
Let say $7 a can.
I give you the price of half a dozen 0k'! $42 then! Remember to give me back the changes.
This can is the year 1994 brazil special edition!
Exactly! You mentioned year 1994,
1994 means is already expired!
Normally people has already thrown it into the rubbish bin
- You - Yes, what do you want to say, say it!
I let you say now and you kept silence, so just shut up then.
Are you trying to embarrass me in front of my friends?
Are you trying to make me look so impolite in front of them?
Are you
No
If not, then let's continue the dinner
I cooked your favorite dish, Simmering Chicken Hot Pot
What, that is disgusting,
you friend penis! I won't eat
Hey miss! Market doesn't sell that many penises!
Is Simmering Chicken! Please listen carefully!
Please don't blame her,
she is too sensitive to penis, mainly caused of me!
Hey Mr. Chan, what are your two girlfriends working as'!
Auntie! We don't have to work! We are young models!
Brother! How lucky you! You must be full
Guys have only three wishes,
buy houses, drive Porsche, chase young models
Now all my three wishes have come true! Actually I can die now
Hey, even if you die,
please give me the young models after you die
I don't mind, you can even try them out now
- Kidding right - We are brothers, nothing is measurable between us
Is that real or not
- Of course it is real - Really?
Anytime
I won't say you are welcome then
When did you ever say welcome to me?
I will really take them then
That is too good to be true
Of course there is
Enough
Wow, you scared the hell out, where what,
do you need to raise your voice to me?
I have friends here!
Am I transparent to you?
Sit down
Today is our 5th year Anniversary,
I was planning to dine with you.
When you called me and said you wish to celebrate with more people, that's fine
turned a candle light dinner into one bowl of soup, five dishes with rice.
I predicted you would not appreciate it!
But now you keep on complaining this and that, and embarrassed me in front of your friends.
If you are not satisfied, then let's break up
What are you taking about, you break up with me because of them
Bo! We are from two different worlds.
Please do not deceive by my innocent look
Forgive me for like being free
Can you feel it? The surge of my feeling,
Can you feel my soul?
What are you doing, what is happening to you?
Ah Bo, shall we break up?
No
Bo, just feel it yourself
- Bo - No
Shall we break up?
Ah Bo,
- shall we break up'? - Don't do that, don't do that
Ah Bo
We are over, let's break up
Don't you, Don't you
Let's break up
- Don't you - Full stop
Don't do that
Bo, just break up
No
Yes, Bo just say it
No
Just break, yes?
Good good, break up is good, break up is good, good for us to break up
Just now GiGi mum called!
She said got cake and room, have girls and candies
She asked are we ready to go
Let's go now!
Bo! I have already stated it clearly,
once said is over!
We won't be friends anymore! Do not find me afterwards,
Bye
Let's go, let's go
Wow! Good on you!
You said you can break up with that girl within 30minutes,
you really made it on time!
No regrets for you loosing 500 thousand to me then
I don't understand it, why would you date that policewoman
5 years ago, So Man Fung said Bo will bring me luck
yet only for 5 years.
Hence exactly on the 5th year, I must break up with her.
You must already knew how much
I have earned over this 5 years
You are such an ass-hole!
Treating the girl as a lucky fish to avoid bad luck!
Look at me! Do you think I did not suffer over this 5 years?
Time's up now, why should I not release myself from this prison?
Come on, let's have some fun with a few young models!
Small Keung, please eat, be good
Miss Lin, I need to talk to you
- Jesus Christ, put away your fat hand first please! - Sorry!
What's up?
I, I wrote a song, this Demo is sang by me.
So, can u... give me some opinions?
Oh My God, what century is it now, how am I supposed to listen with a cassette?
Send it to me
My... phone don't has internet access
You are so troublesome! Sing it now!
Here?
Don't you want to be a star?
There are only a few of us here, are you scared?
Are you going to sing or not! Don't waste my time!
I sing
Hello! Yes, why don't you call earlier!
Any good stuffs for me this time?
Hey, don't sing! Start losing weight first!
God Bless us, I wish to win lottery today, Amen
You three, hardship has arrived.
Today is our new boss's First Day of Work
So be extra careful, give him a good impression
I heard about it, new boss seems to dislike girls!
He is a bit gay
You seem to know a lot mainland girl,
Miss LIN! Is that real?
I have never seen him for 6-7 years,
I shall make a divination and tell you guys later
Keung! Eat something please!
I know you feel sad for me too,
but don't torture yourself please!
Hey, Guppy is inappetence probably
due to possible infection.
You can try add some salt into the water, this can improve water quality
Really?
Yes, I will not lie to you.
Wow
What's going on?
Is there anyone compliment on your beautiful eyes before'!
Are you serious?
Be confident!
Only others can see the beautiful side of yours.
Hello everyone! Sorry for the late!
Hello, long time no see, do you see remember me?
Of course! Auntie Jacquelin!
A few years ago, you and my dad had an affair
All because of you, persuading my dad to send me to UK for boarding school
Luckily, my dad dated a foreign chic soon
afterwards and broke up with you!
Otherwise I might need to call you mother!
Now you are a big boy and decided to come back to help your dad,
I shall explain the foundation of our company to you.
Here are our company's newest artists:
Ball Ball, Mi Mi and Gi Gi
Only one more member
then we will have our new 4 girls group.
I already had an idea on the group's name, I shall name them Yogurt!
David, what do you think?
Bad taste! Fire them all!
Oh My God, what are you talking about?
I have done some research,
nowadays there is no hope on young girl models!
Look at them, all did plastic surgeries on boosts or faces.
We shall not put further investments on young girls, let's try on young boys.
Take a look at these, I have picked some boys.
All of them have 6 packs muscles
even with pictures you can feel their powers!
Let's sign them all for 20 years, we have look at them for a long long time.
Is he trying to promote young male models or his boyfriend now?
If you want to fire someone, fire Ball Ball.
If you want to fire MiMi and Gi Gi, Sorry! It's impossible!
I am Tai Yuet Management's CEO,
is it impossible for me to fire a few people in this company?
Ball Ball, Mi Mi and Gi Gi are picked up
by your dad in Lan Kwai Fong.
If you want to fire them,
I think you shall give your dad a call and explain.
But as you know, your dad is now enjoying his
honeymoon in Caribbean Sea with your 7th mum.
I doubt you dare,
oops sorry, you will not want to disturb your dad right?
Bitch! Are you using my dad to give me pressure?
Yes, I am just being realistic!
If you really want to fire someone,
I shall pick a person for you to fire.
Let's take this as you being unreasonable on your first day of work.
Boss, your tea
Now we let you fire, and you can't decide? Are you a man?
Fine! I fire her
What? Fire me?
Why? I did nothing wrong!
Thank you very much! I wanted this fat woman disappear for very long already!
Miss Lin! Please don't fire me
I really like to sing a lot!
I know you dislike me for being fat! I can loose weight!
I can loose 10 pounds, 20 pounds or even 50 pounds
I really like to sing a lot
Don't be silly, I am not the one who wanted to fire you now,
is our new boss who wanted to fire you now,
non of my business!
Boss! Boss! Boss I beg you, please don't fire me!
I really like this job!
I really need this job!
Please spare me another chance
Well, don't crumble it please.
Today is my first day to be boss here,
can I just be unreasonable today?
Take it as your unlucky day!
Ball Ball! Ball Ball! You are always a friend of mine!
Please help me ask boss for a second chance!
Please help me, Ball Ball
I, is really non of my business. Fat Choi, don't pull me in please
Miss LIN
Security, take this fat woman away
also check her locker and see
if she stole anything from the office
Yes
It's Okay! I have my own feet to walk!
I wish you all in good health and live forever!
"A year later"
Wow! So smelly!
Is there a dead fish died for ages in there?
Do we need to call the fireman?
What's happening, why aren't you guys inside yet?
Sorry sir! Brothers, let's smash open the door
Smash your head! Overtime you go and smash people's door,
how can I claim all the money back?
Auntie 13, please
Bo! ls time for you to retreat back to the team! Police force needs you!
- Do you still remember who took your pig? - I can't remember
- How long did you keep your pig? - 10 years
- How can you keep it for that long - Why not
I can't expect that
Bo, you closed yourself up for a year already
I bet you still remember me as your boss,
Chief Johnny To?
I guess you didn't buy this magazine right?
Doesn't matter as it was an old news anyway,
- auntie 13 - Yes Sir
So, this is the hottest news! This is Today's
Tell Bo about the case
According to our witnesses testimonies, before Peter Poon got murdered at the scene
he quarreled with three young girl models.
They are Ball Ball, MiMi and GiGi
During the dispute,
three of them did threatened Peter Poon,
they warned him to be careful,
hence the police put all three of them on the suspect list
Peter Peon's dad holds the five largest international company in Hong Kong,
when this news is out, the stock market went up to 1000 point
his dad also made it clear that if we don't solve the case as soon as possible
He will take away all the investments he has in Hong Kong.
Thus the police headquarter is very concern about this case,
They have decided to put an undercover
into the management company
to investigate those three young models, hopefully can close this file soon.
We already have the best pick for the undercover, and that is you, Bo
Can you order fried noodles for me to take away
Also, can you get me a hair dryer
I haven't wash my hair for very long, I want to blow dry it now
Don't move! Are you finish Sir?
Are you going to ignore the chief's order?
Hey, we are all colleagues, don't be so irrational
Are you finish?
Yes I am finish
You can't go Bo
you have already finished your coming 10 years of annual leave,
therefore you can't take anymore
Then I can quit so I can have a life-long holiday
Why do you have to do that,
police force can't loss a star like you, you are the star of solving cases
There are so many detectives in this area,
why must I be the chosen one?
Well, your fried noodle I will ask someone to cook and deliver to you.
Hey you, concentrate on what I am going to say!
Firstly
in this area there are too many horny guys.
When they heard about about secretly work in the model agency
they immediately drool and loose all their passion at work.
Thus we need an experienced female detection
who has no benefit in taking up this job.
Secondly,
who can follow those models closely,
it must be a personal assistant
or a maid working in the company
So you are saying I am a maid?
I won't allow you to treat yourself that way!
Don't you want to know
why did Peter Poon choose those three young models over you
Who is a detection
with an IQ of 189?
Do you still want your fried noodle
Of course I will take it too! How to action if I am hungry! Sir
We used a lot of police force,
asked around for help
finally we got you a very secretive undercover identity
in Tai Yuet Management Company
Toilet Cleaner?
Bo! Work hard in this job!
Wow, this is scary like hell!
Boss Boss, come this way to clean your hands
I didn't see you when I come in
We have good service here
- Come here, let's get rid of the dust - What kind of service do you have'!
- A lot, come, dry your hands - Give me a towel first
- Clean your face too - I will, I will
Come, let's comb your hair
So handsome, see
Hey, I need some massage
Sure, no problem
- Here'? - Oh nice
OK, your shoulder is very tense
Yes, I am very tired
Well, what a good service. Good, I shall give you some tips
Thanks a lot! Thanks Boss
I still have other service
- What kind of service? - What do you want?
- I want to order some food, can you do that? - Yes
What kind of food do you do?
OK, Today is Tuesday.
We have sweet and sour pork, steam egg, minced pork spaghetti,
- fish fillet with corn, beef with bitter melon - I want hot-pot
I have already reserved a room for you Sir, this way please
Oh, (herds karaoke as well
Bo, help me install some bugs all around the office,
so then I can know everything happening in the office
Done
What the hell, what is going wrong?
It took me ages to find JoJo,
now GiGi is missing
and Press Con is going to be held in two days time!
God Bless Me!
Laugh, what is so funny?
If I were you,
I will call and cancel the Press Con, or else it will be very embarrassing
You are nuts
Stop day-dreaming!
- Help to make phone calls please! - Yes
And you! Stop staring at your crystal ball!
Nothing is going to pop out even if you keep on rubbing it
Ah, GiGi is calling!
Silly, pick up the damn phone!
GiGi! Where are you now?
What? OK, ByeBye
So what, is she willing to get her ass back?
I think she would not be able to come back in anytime soon
Why? What Happened?
This is a call from the police,
they said she got smashed by someone last week
and still in a coma now
Congratulations! Congratulations!
What, are you crazy? What was the congratulations for?
Well, I am happy for myself!
Recently I hired a boy group,
called Herbal Jelly.
I will give my full support to them, you can't say no this time.
Unless, you can find someone to replace GiGi right now
Ah
Who are you?
Wow
Hi everybody,
look at me, obviously I am here to clean...
Nel Nel, why are you swiping the floor,
you should go rehearse on your dance
Me?
Oh my, you forgot your nickname again!
Doesn't matter, you will get used to it in two days' time!
Good, let me officially introduce everyone,
this is my secret weapon, Nel Nel!
I have decided to replace Gi Gi with Nel Nel.
Oh well, all of a sudden my yogurt has 4 members and is good to go,
let's give an applause!
Hey, what secret weapon? I never heard you mentioned before!
Obviously no one will go around and advertise about their secret right?
Auntie! You want to be a young model with this look?
Will it be a bit harsh?
What are you trying to imply, gay man! What have I done that annoys you?
Oh, Nel Nel! You don't have to understand him,
come and give us a pose?
What, what pose?
Here you go! Low profile and a bit cheap,
I was like that when I was doing catwalk while I was young!
Be good, hang in there! Otherwise I will fire you!
Fire me? You don't have to do that!
I will be hereto take care of you! Don't worry
Nice, everyone come and welcome Nel Nel
- Nel Nel - What are you doing?
Welcome
So, To Sir. At first you asked me to sneak in there
to clean toilet and investigate
I am fine with that
Yet there is a change of situation now,
Jacquelin fooled me to be young model
I can't do that!
That is even better!
Before you can only investigate from the outside,
now you can be one of them,
it is easier for you to collect information.
Sir! I have no confident Sir, I request to stop this mission immediately
Impossible!
Even one of the suspects were injured now
this means the murderer is going to make a move
and you must grab this chance
and opportunity to find the real killer!
Of course we cannot miss out any opportunity,
yet I really can't be a young model
No one is born to be a young model
all of them needs a lot of training
Sir, I won't sleep with anyone
yet who am I sleeping with?
Training to be a young model can be quick or slow,
as you only have a day to train,
we have already organized a team for you!
I have found 3 experts from the police force, with 3 of them
I can guarantee you will
become a young model with no doubts
How come the police force has these experts?
Because geeks are everywhere
Famous all around Facebook, profession IT Wing
He browses and searches
for all kinds of pretty girls among friends
Also with the help of mutual friends,
he pretends to know people
Simply wants to get to know more girls.
"FaceBook expect, Wing" He belongs to Information Technology Department
This is Shing, a geek that adores asian and western culture.
His favorite hobby is to search for young models sexy pictures on Golden Forum
and happily share his ability to remember
all kinds of female creatures
"The memory, Shing" He belongs to Intelligence Department
The Judge'
he called himself on the internet
He gives comments to worldwide female celebrities
Despite the three goddess of his,
with his mouth
He place shame on all the other females.
"The judge, Mr Bao" He belongs to (he Negotiation expert Department
Madam, how about you try put some make upon,
then I will know what I can do to help
Also I can give you some comments,
find out why you can't attract men
I am not going to put make up on myself
Yes
I, I don't know how to do
Cheer up! I am going to do autopsy now
Oh My God, take a look at you
what kind of make-up that can even cover
your own original skin color?
Only when you are dead
Shocking purple eye shadow, pink blushes with bright red lip stick,
what are you trying to act?
You even put numerous layers of fake eye lashes,
are we celebrating Christmas in advance?
What is happening?
Stop it, what is the point
if I am ugly with or without make-up?
You are confusing
You have to look like you did not put any make-up even you did! It is the trend now
it gives people a pure looking feeling,
like first love!
First love is the motivation for geeks, it is like our life-target!
I can do very well in Judo, wrestling, karate
even hands up and down!
But if you ask me to do a make-up like first love, I have no single idea how to
Let's stop wasting our time, shall we?
Well, you don't have to know
we can help you
So this make up is same as no make-up
The highest state for make-up
is not about how exaggerating it can be, is not how to turn ugly into pretty.
You have good skin, better to go without make-up.
Yes, you should have told me earlier, wasted all my time
No, it is not a waste, will be quick
What's next, are you going to teach Madam how to dress up?
Well Madam. Just make this clear, you can wear the best dress,
but if you don't cover up your head,
it is very difficult to change your look
So perhaps you should just give up on me
please don't think like that Madam
Dressing up is an attitude,
telling others about your taste
OK, tell me quickly how to win geeks' hearts then
Black socking!
Black symbolizes mystery!
Ii can ignite the guys' adventurous spirit!
Guys would eager to tear it apart
like unwrapping a present!
Black socking can also highlight females' generous leg lines,
it can hide all the hair,
mosquito bites and papules.
Being an undercover, if accident happens
you can also cover your face up,
or use it as a mask.
Big contact lens!
How can you attract guys without them?
They can create
a lovely pity look
this will instigate guys' desire to protect
Is it very pretty'? I put big eye contact lens on already
and I can see much clearer
Do I look cute?
Do I, is it very big?
This way Madam,
let's take them off
Okay
Contact lens is less important, let me show you nice clothes
What clothes?
Come, good stuffs
Let go of me, let go immediately
Wow So cute
Hey, wait
Is it only three of you who like this look?
You three geeks cannot represent
all geeks in Hong Kong
Our whole department thinks the same
Which means?
It's shameful
One last thing for you, you must watch out for your own character!
If you continue to act so arrogant, no guys will ever chase after you.
Don't you realize all the girl gods on the website,
they all look so ignorant?
It does seems like it!
Which means those Barbies and wives are better than those girls with pretty faces
good body shapes and perfect make-ups?
This is because a good character is most important in catching geeks' attention!
If you have a terrible character,
no matter how pretty or sexy you are
the judge from internet
still won't like you.
What judge? Who are they?
You can search this from Google
or Facebook
Geeks' minds is always arrogant and confusing.
He can't get any girls in reality
thus they can only focus on commenting on girls online
Which means they have never interact with females,
yet they are picky and exquisite on girls?
This is so hard to understand
Although, I am distant by the screen monitor
Yet, I fully understand what they want!
Madam, do you know what to be feared for
a single girl with lines on face like you?
What do you mean by lines on face, are you implying I have wrinkles?
You should be feared for being over-confident!
Hey, why shouldn't a single mid-age girl be confident at herself?
So a normal mid-age woman without pretty looks, nice body shape,
educational qualification basically nothing,
should look down on herself and be self-pity? And so she should just die?
It is now the 21st century,
you should not use such thinking to label others.
This is unfair
Hey, where is everyone?
Let me ask you, if Andy Lau waited 10 years to propose to you,
what will you think?
He is obsessed with me!
What if I do the same thing to you?
You are a geek!
If a handsome guy posted a love song with lyrics on facebook,
what do you think?
He is being sensual and romantic!
What if I posted a love song on Facebook?
You are crazy!
If a handsome guy told you some dirty jokes,
what will you think?
He is flirting with me!
What if I said the same thing to you?
You are disgusting!
So you should understand, once I am a geek, I will be forever.
No matter what I wear, my character remains unchanged.
You will always find me disgusting no matter what I do!
Same theory applies on a single mid-age girl
No matter how much you try to change your appearance, your character will still be the same.
And you can never be
the perfect girl in geeks' minds.
Actually it will be better if you wash your hair
Really?
If you don't have self-conscious,
you will get hurt in the end!
There is common mistake
for girls in Hong Kong,
they often loose their self-consciousness and
over-estimated themselves after having a transformation in their looks.
Some ugly girls often
got the guys' hearts
while on the other hand,
some pretty girls got nothing
Actually beauty and body are comparatively less important
than self-conscious
High quality geeks don't label girls easily!
Therefore Madam, a word of advice
have self-conscious,
then you can say goodbye to single very soon!
Are you ready?
- I will try my best - Louder please
- Give me some power - OK
YEAH
- Picture, Picture - Picture
Wow, you smell good
Hey, hey, don't get too close
Hey... Jesus, hey... this camera is not for such use.
What takes so long, why aren't they arrive yet
For god sake, I need to hand in the work
Exactly, what takes so long
Hello Everybody, Sorry for the wait,
I am the manager Jacquelin.
Although our company seems
to be a bit quiet recently,
yet this is because we are
finding new blood from Asia.
Finally I can announce to you
all today this 4 strongest girls.
Please give a warm applause to them,
the strongest,
talented and cutest 4 in 1 girls group,
yogurt!
Hello everyone, I'm BallBall!
My name is MiMi!
I'm JOJo!
I am Nel Nel!
We have picked 4 lucky fans from the luck draw,
you 4 won a close interaction with yogurt!
Girls, hurry up and find your fans.
Come on Come on Come on,
be happy,
I don't want to play anymore
So dol
What do you normally play then?
I normally play computer games, read comic books, shop for toys and masturbate
O, I like that do,
shall we practice some self-defense skills on each other'!
Masturbate has no skills and this is an open area
It's Ok
My fellow citizens, self-defense is fairly simple,
if you met a pervert at the streets,
just remember the 4 self-defense formula!
Up, Down, Left and Right!
What is that?
Up
Down
Left
Right
I thought you say Right!
This is to distract others' attention
Good, anyone want to have a try?
I still have another 4 skills: North, East, South and West!
Yes, don't worry about the money, I will definitely get it.
Can you just give me a few more days for it please?
Yes, I will sort it out,
don't worry.
Please don't let my daddy know, ok?
ByeBV@
This David Cheng looks like a good man
Can't believe he owes someone a huge debt
We received information about Peter Poon
Before his death,
he was going to invest money into David Cheng's company.
He has high suspicion.
Hold on,
why would David Cheng kill Peter Poon?
If he do that, he can't get the money
True, why would he do that?
Indeed he would not be able to find the money
What do you think?
Yes, what do you think about those 3 girls?
Have you find anything from them?
BallBall, MiMi and JoJo. They don't have much suspicion.
Just normal Hong Kong Stars
who like taking selfies and be the centre of attraction.
Nothing special for Jacquelin too,
she always laugh for no reason
She doesn't seem to have any suspicion neither.
Keep up the good work, although there is no obvious suspect yet
However you should still watch out for
David Chang's every single move.
Yes sir, that's all for today!
It's getting dark, I should better go back, I have an early schedule tomorrow
Hang in there!
You wouldn't know how hard it is to be a young model.
I need to put on those big contact lens all day,
feel like my eyes are going blind soon!
Poor thing!
I have a tunic on my waist too, it always suffocates me,
I can't even eat! Working hours is even longer than a policeman
I know it must be very hard for you
So you must quickly finish your work and reunite with the team, we are all waiting for you!
- Yes I will. - Good job, hand in there!
- Ok - Go now and return soon
Why aren't you leaving too?
I am part of the police force,
thus to be a professional hawker,
I need to sell all these fish balls before leaving
Talking about selling fish balls, you actually can earn quite a lot
To Sir, are you going to report and give back those money you earned?
I will handle these money myself, I won't pass it to others.
You can give me yours, I will keep it in a safe place. Dun worry!
Come on girls! Have you all changed? Are you ready?
Today I'm very Happy
I have invited the most famous
photography Pierre Souffle
to help you all to take some beautiful PR pictures.
Remember to pose nice, don't embarrass me 0k?
Pierre are you ready?
Thank you, Girls, sexy and beauty! Kill me softly!
Good.
Wow. Beautiful
Good, Very Good
Very Good, Very Good
Good Good
One More
Come down, you come down
Hold this tight in front of you, hold it like this, exactly!
Don't look back, don't! Keep you eyes in front!
- Don't - Yes Yes
Exactly
Yes, Yes
Hey, pick the coin up, pick it up! Bow over, lower, lower.
Good, stop right here
Don't look back!
You three quickly teach me how to use
the shortest time to learn how to pose nicely
Hey guys, Madam needs help!
Ignore her! Focus on the photo shooting,
- we paid already! - TRUE
What are you guys doing,
told you all to turn off all the phones.
We can't be disturbed by others
- Yes - You are right
Are you having a stroke?
I will reward you geeks in return
I shall exchange one pretty girl photo with one pose of yours, quick!
Madam! No problem! We will teach you now
to pose nicely, you just need to imagine
every part of your body are in pain,
hold onto the painful spot,
then you will look like you are posing
This is way too abstract for me, you can say whatever you want
Stop explaining! We will send the pictures to you!
Wow, so beautiful!
That's a good one, that's a good one, lovely
OK, finished, thank you
Thank you
Who is next?
- Nel Nel! - Oops
What is wrong with you?
Ah, my stomach hurts, really hurts!
Hey, you can't go to the toilet before shooting.
That's right, be quick! We all want to off work!
Or is ii because you don't want to shoot! Are you trying to act like the bigger sister now?
Damn, is really painful
Hey I'm in a hurry, you do it or not?
Yes coming, go go go go go go go go
Do it first
Relax! Relax!
I am already relaxing
Pose! Pose ok?
Already did!
Be quick, I need to go to the loo
Jesus Christ
"Jaw Pain"
"Headache"
"Left heartache"
Oh good, nice nice, you are improving
"Abdominal pain"
Better better
Good good good
"Mouth pain"
"Leg pain"
"Spleen pain" That's a good one, that's a good one, lovely
"Eye pain"
"Cerebellum pain"
"Neck pain"
Pretty girl, well done. Good, very good!
Why do you send this Godzilla picture to Madam?
I was going to dislike a girl
not taking off her panties on face-book
this was sent by mistake!
Then what now?
Relax, be quiet and let me think
Ok, let's off all our phones
otherwise Madam will scold us
Hey Madam, I am chasing a thief now,
can't talk! Bye
Good good, very good
Perfect! Perfect! Pretty!
I just wonder if you could be my partner to Paris fashion week on May
Me?
I will introduce you to Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie
and I am sure they will like you so much
lam sure they like me a lot too! But why
Because they love wild animal so much
Oh my, Good girl good girl
I always said you are the best!
Thanks god, let's go together. Come on
You are not invited, bitch
You can't go, you don't have time
Yeah I can go now
Don't move! Put your hands up!
Are you trying to scare people off?
Oops, what are you doing in here?
What are you doing then?
Why you dress all back and come back to office at such late hours?
Why can't I?
I can't talk to you, I am rushing. See you later
Hey, where are you going?
It's non of your business! I am rushing! Move!
Wait, you can't go unless there is an explanation,
is the money yours?
This is from my safety box, the company is me,
of course the money is mine!
Then why can't you come get it in the morning?
You are obviously stealing!
You are right! Why can't I get it in the morning?
Well, I don't have to explain to you, just pretend you never see me
You admitted, you stole the money! You are a thief!
No, I have my reason! I have my reason!
Are you going to steal the money for boys?
You are insane, I like girls
Ridiculous, you are so gay!
You are crazy, if you don't trust me, I shall bring you to see my ex-girlfriend
Hello
You said you are going to bring me to see your ex,
why are we here?
If you have tried this, you will not fall for any men,
I don't understand why you girls will fall for guys
I see, you like this
Smallie! Haven't seen you for awhile, you are so skinny now!
I'm in rush! Where is the money?
Take a look yourself
I trust you, I really have to go now!
You're leaving? Where are you going?
My boyfriend got himself into trouble, I need to flee with him now
as you know, the boat won't wait for us, I really have to go now
But you still owe me something, did you bring them?
- Are you talking about the pictures? - Yes
Don't worry, they are safely stored in my phone! You see
That's good, I thought you didn't bring
Be safe then
Hey
lam not planning to give (hem back to you
Why?
All these years, if I don't have those pictures,
how can I get money from you,
how can I buy all these stuffs?
I don't know what will happen after I leave,
if I need money afterwards
I can still use those to
gel money from you
You are so wicked! That was the deal, I give you money
you give me back the pictures!
You shouldn't have taken those pictures, is all you fault, you dumb ass!
If you didn't fake me in taking those pictures, I wouldn't have.
I took them because I love you at that time!
Give me back, I can'! let anyone see those pictures
That's why you are stupid
Give me back, give me back
Let go of me
Give me back, give me back
What are you doing
Baby, Baby
You are the one who bully my baby, move!
Are you okay, baby?
Baby, he is bullying me. Hit him for me!
It's non of my business! Really, she fell down herself!
You are such a sissy! You will die so badly!
Top dangerous suspect, Soldier?
Now you know who my boyfriend is,
you two are going to die!
Little girl, have I seen you before, you look so familiar!
If we have met before,
you won't be able to escape anymore!
Stop flirting around, kill them all for me!
No, I didn't
You did that yesterday,
when we are having dinner and even now?
Don't waste any more time, just kill them
Hit you, I'm going to hit you badly. Go to hell!
What are you doing?
Why aren't you dead yet?
Little girl, I'm sorry for you
Are you really going to fight, my fist and foot have no eyes
What are you talking, have you drink expired milk?
Did you have a bad sleep?
Where's the strength
You want to hit me badly?
Nel Nel, you don't only know how to fight,
when you are fighting, you look so gorgeous
Don't talk about this now, you still have to settle with your ex-girlfriend
Don't try to rape me! Don't kill me! Don't rape and kill me!
Give me back the pictures
You know what to do, don't tell others you saw us!
For sure! I won't
Give me your phone, call the police!
Hello, 999 right? I am at no.99 North point avenue
I think I saw the top dangerous suspect Soldier fainted in here,
come and arrest him now.
Thanks
You should delete all these scandalous pictures first
What scandalous pictures, who do you think I am
Since we are friends, I can show you
Just for these pictures,
you pay so much to that fat bitch?
I am such a cutie!
I can't let others see my pictures
Even it costs a lot, I still need to get them back
You saved me today, I shall treat you for dinner
What do you want to eat
Beef offal please
ls my vegetarian day today
But you said you are treating
We can still have a vegetarian dinner
Vegetarian beef offal
That's a good idea
ls there such a thing?
Hey, To Sir, why do you dress like this?
The most dangerous place is always the safest!
I started to think that the reason
for you to dress up with different characters
is for your own satisfaction
From previous experience,
we could have just called each other.
The phone can be bugged
How about find a normal place for food.
We look so normal, no one would suspect us
This isn't the problem!
We only have limited budget, we can eat at the cafes
but ii is risky there as people can sit beside us.
Anyway how's your investigation?
They are all crazy!
David Cheng kept getting in my way!
I could have arrested Soldier
and get my promotion! This is madness!
You arrested Soldier?
Oops sorry, I was telling people it is me who arrested him!
As expected
Anyway, I thought you said
there is something for me to look at?
Yes, I've just received a video from a kind citizen,
there is some hint
The night when Peter Pooh was murdered, David Cheng was there!
He is indeed very suspicious
Well, the road is open to public, even if David Cheng did pass by
it is fairly normal. He acts like this
and look at his hand
he has no strength at all, I don't think is him
This could just be a disguise!
If he did disguise himself, he is highly suspicious
So what should we do next?
We only have limited time, we can't slowly gather information anymore
we have to take further actions
OK, which means'?
Make him talk!
But he has to be willing to talk
Don't worry! We have a new equipment!
Auntie 13, please!
This is the newest 2015 technology,
a gun from Russia to make people talk
Just point at the target and shoot,
then they will tell you everything.
But remember, you have only one chance
This is Hollywood's biggest project,
are you sure we can manage it?
It depends on your confidence,
you need to be confident, and you need to have confidence at the police force
To Sir, do you have confidence?
Yes
Alright
That's all for today!
Are you in a hurry?
Yes, I have giving out leaflets, take one!
- Okay - Japanese buffet
Seems okay, do you have any discount?
If you go in two, free of charge for one
I'm hungry but I can't find anyone else. Let's go
So are you paying?
I can't pay
Where is everyone? All gone?
Miss Ling and Peter so also called and said
if there is no money, they won't be come neither
No money for salary? Why no one inform me?
You probably have a poor relationship with colleagues, so how about the show now?
Don't worry, ifs all fine, lets continue! No problem!
I won't go with you, this is crazy, let's take yesterday's lunch box and go!
Hey you! Who is going to shoot if you leave?
You are a director yourself, you can do the shooting yourself!
We don't have any judges, where can I find judges now?
Jesus Christ, please forgive me
- Have you ordered take away? - Yes
I only ordered one take away, do you need two delivery men?
This is because our restaurant has just reorganized.
We divided department into smaller groups.
My name is Mr. Bao,
lam responsible for the food department, I mainly deliver food.
This is my colleague Shing, he is responsible for the drinks,
he mainly deliver drinks
As it is lunch time now, both of us are a bit hungry,
so we also called another colleague of ours to deliver food for us
Hey colleagues
You, who are you?
- Wing - Yes, that is him
So what?
Wow this must be yogurt!
You guys know them?
I can even smell their presence
Wow, I did not waste my instant noodle
This is perfect
Good
It seems like you all did some studies on girls!
That's good, we don't have any more time, stay and be the judges.
We will pay for you all
Let me take those, we will start very soon
Why is it broken?
Hey, hey! Why are you all here?
To Sir asked you three to come?
O, are you guys disguising to be the delivery boys in order to support me?
We should stop talking
Why?
We have different identity now
What's the difference?
Who are you now?
I'm part of Yogurt
Then who are we?
The judges
Exactly
- Go away - Move away
Hey, it is broken, her hand is broken
Don't do this, it won't look good later
You totally have no body figure at all
Are you blind?
Today's topic is fried sea cucumber and
mince pork with X0 sauce, are you ready?
I'm so ready
Start now
Haha, I am obvious the best compared
with all these young girls,
let's do this!
Nel Nel
Yes?
You scared me,
just now I heard someone poisoned you over the phone
I thought this will be the last time I see you.
I'm so worried about you
Don't be silly, they are so evil
they took away all the lunch boxes
immediately after the shooting.
No one cares about me, this is so upsetting
Don't be so angry,
I came all the way just for you
I know! You see
I don't know why it is still so painful,
you're useless, you are not a doctor
I'm not a doctor, but I bought you some cream.
This is really good, you should try
This is so tiny, will it work?
You are very kind
Wow, why do you have such a big gun?
They kept saying I am gay,
so I thought if I have a gun, I can be more manly.
Do I truly look like a man now?
- A bit - Yes
- You like guns? - I love guns
- I love guns too - You too?
We both like guns
- I really like guns - Me too
You see
This is a very cool one,
made in Russia, only one in Hong Kong.
You can't even find it from the internet
This is so cool, but why does it look like a toy gun?
What, yours is nothing better. It looks like those from Stars Wars
Yes, can I take a look?
Yes yes yes, you must try it out, come, let's try it
Point here, correct! Put your finger here, exactly
Oh no, I am a bit nervous, can you do it with me?
Don't worry, count one, two and three
. okay . Okay
- One - One
- Two - Two
- Three - Three
Why did you shoot at me?
No, because I am left handed,
I feel uncomfortable using my right hand, it is more comfortable if I shoot at this site
Nel Nel, what happened?
Don't be mad, I give you back your gun
This gun is so good to hold
You are all red,
your face look the same color as your lips now
Of course I am red,
if you don't leave now, everything will be screwed
Nel Nel, you look so cute
when you become red
This is so annoying
I want a picture of you, let's selfie. Come
I am the undercover to investigate
Peter Poon's murder case
why should I selfie with the suspect?
Let's take a vertical one, one more please?
Vertical? Can I beat you up?
Sorry Sorry, I forgot to use photoshop,
you know everyone uses this now
I must stop you from talking, Jesus, let's do it!
Why did you kiss me?
I knew it, I know you feel the same as I do,
secretly liking each other
If that's the case
I shall give you this
Finally wake
I know you don't care about the money,
but well, you should keep this
Are you going to be responsible?
It's fine, don't worry. Bu! do not try to control me,
I promised you, I won't cheat,
but I can't avoid others come and chase after me
What? If in that case, you must remember you have someone waiting for you at home
You can go out and play, but don't have sex with them
I know, I know. I won't embarrass the one at home
Since you are mine now,
I shall ask you one question.
But you cannot lie to me
Okay, I won't lie, what you want to ask?
Is the company loosing a lot of money?
Why did you ask that?
I am now yours,
if your company owes a lot of debts, I might have to help you pay
Yes, the company is in trouble now, we don't have enough funds
and my dad is busy dating girls
it is quite normal for him have dates, after all he is the boss of a management company
I don't want people to think
I am like my dad,
that's why I hire all these boys,
so people will think I am gay
Didn't know you have such thoughts
Have you thought of asking others to invest in the company then?
Yes I did, but it is very difficult
How hard can it be,
you can find a few girls to make those bosses happy
Those bosses only think of dating the girls, and they also have lots of requests
That's very true too, Peter Poon is famous in dating around
but he just got smashed
Is this related with you?
Don't be crazy, of course it is non of my business,
how can I be involved?
Why do you have such big reactions? Are you lying?
No, I only passed by that night
Passed by? Tell me all about it
Peter, my brother, you said you are going t invest in our company,
when are you going to give us the money?
I simply want BallBall, MiMi and GiGi to go
Hainan Island with me for two to three days
If they can make me happy,
I will put money in this big project. We can start talking then
You can just find them yourselves,
you have their numbers
I want them dizzy!
What dizzy, what do you mean?
Well, you do understand! I want them sedated
when they get on and off the plane
You want me lo medicate them? I won't do any illegal stuffs
Of course you must do those illegal things, otherwise should I do it myself?
If you listen to me,
I can even buy this whole company!
Although I do need money now,
but I am not going to be a jerk!
What's wrong to be a jerk?
I gave money to lots of jerk friends,
they are jerks, you can join them
They are all jerks,
one jerk, two jerks
You can be the third.
You guys can be a team of jerks
I said I won't do it!
Fine, I am in a hurry to get a prostitute.
I shall leave now, call me if you made up your mind
Do I look like a jerk?
Damn it, I really need money now and it's just once
What's that?
H's non of my business
lam really not the murderer, I did not kill anyone
I believe you
You don't have any strength, you can't kill anyone
What you suggest is it directly related to
my performance just now?
Yes
Then I should do more sit-ups
Do it quick
Happy Birthday to you
How do you know it is my birthday month?
It's your birthday too? This cake is not for you!
For who then?
It's for JoJo! But since it is your birthday too,
you two shall make a wish together
Why do you know my birthday?
You filled in the application form! You all think I am fierce
You all think I am fierce,
but I am actually really kind
quickly make a wish!
I shall make mine first! I wish all the bad luck can go away this year!
You, were you very unlucky last year?
Don't talk about it, I've got so many terrible dates!
That's not because of your luck,
it's just because you always flirt around
That Peter Peon, kept asking me out.
I have already rejected him,
luckily someone attacked him
All because of you didn't pick up your phone,
that's why he started calling me!
His so disturbing.
But I should really thank the murderer!
I think the killer did a favor for (he world!
Who is the killer you think?
It is very difficult to say,
he has dated almost three thousand girls
That's true, he even wanted to date me! I think he really want to go to hell!
What, he had good taste.
However, I don't like him
By the way, can I make my wish?
Yes, let's stop talking about other things!
Birthday girl, make a wish!
I wish you all in good health and live forever
You are too kind to make such a birthday wish.
But why does this wish sounds familiar
Jesus! Don't mention about that Fat Choi!
Who is the Fat Choi?
Jacquelin fired her before!
Stop it there! Jesus Christ
I didn't fire her, David was!
That's not true, you suggested him to fire her!
No
Stop talking!
Why shouldn't?
I heard she died recently
Don't you think recently
it is a bit cold in the office?
Don't you think I regret for doing that,
I listened to her Cassette after she left,
her song is actually very good
Talking about that,
she is a very nice and loyal person
Just a bit fat, but she is quite cute actually.
We shouldn't be mean at her
Stop talking about dead people today,
ii is a Birthday party
We should cut the cake, let's cut the cake shall we?
Cut the cake, Yeah
This is your favorite strawberry, Miss Lin
Cut the cake
Yes, that was awesome
ls all fine, be good
You perform well today, you have improved
Who is that Fat Choi?
Well
You kept secrets from me!
No I didn't! I have nothing with her!
But I heard you fired her
I didn't mean to,
that day I was just having a bad mood!
I did chase after her and wanted her to come back!
Fat choi
I wanted to save her fish, but they all died already.
I tried do cardiac compressions on them, but was unsuccessful!
So I buried them all,
and even had two memorials for them
I think if she is in heaven now, I hope she will forgive me
What are you doing?
I am stretching
Wake up, you stomach is so big. Wake up
Hey, follow me
What's this call?
Pretty girl looking into the mirror.
If you do this everyday, you will becomevery skinny
and so light that no thieves can chase after you
What'?
You need to be a bit quicker, use a bit more energy
lam so hungry, I haven't eat for the whole day
Take some
Told you not to keep loosing weight,
how can you dance if you have no energy
Haha, luckily you reminded me, I haven't take my weight loss pills
Where did I put it?
I just saw it over there
Oh yes
Okay girls, let's try with the music, be quick!
Stand properly
All good, are you all ready? Music please
Pose first, pose!
Go
Touch your legs
Good, and head, bow!
Move, walk and steps
Ready, one two three and four. Act as a cat, ready to throw yourself out
Left
Right
Turn and bow
Good
Excuse me, when we need to hold this till?
Actually you can turn around now
ls there any questions?
I don't have any questions
Good if you all understand, is your turn
I know how to do this
Good good, position ready? Stand properly, Ready?
Okay Music please
Pose Pose Pose
Time to act as a cat, ready
Go
Throw yourself out
Pass already
My kidney hurts
Turn Turn Turn around
I can't, my stomach hurts
What's wrong with BallBall?
Where is she going?
Stop playing all day with your crystal ball,
can you guys pay more attention?
This is serious
Give me back
We can't continue pretending nothing has happened,
if someone can secretly change my X0 sauce,
this person must be really good at it.
Also he must be very familiar with where Ball Ball used to put her meds
And hence the suspect must be among us
Nel Nel you are so smart,
can you please tell me who is the murderer?
Murderer is among us,
but I'm still clueless who ii is
Whatever
What you've just said is meaningless
Calm down everyone, I already have an idea
Patience! I'm sure if we wait,
lei say one day
two, three or even one month.
As long as we have patience,
the murderer will definitely kill again
Good idea
Let's say if the murderer never show up, we shall all be here waiting?
How long do I need to wait?
It is my mother's birthday today, I need to go celebrate with her
Relax Miss Lin, sit down first
Are you the one who order the ingredients for the cooking show?
Yes
And you are the one who force Ball Ball to loose weight too'?
Of course
You are familiar with Yogurt's daily habits right?
Sure
You are highly suspicious
Oooooo!
It is you!
You are all freaks
I see you guys everyday doesn't make me a killer
Don't forget I am your manager,
will I be so stupid to kill people who earn money for me?
I have something to say
Say, do you have any new information?
I honestly do not mind staying here overnight
until the killer shows up.
But as this maybe a long battle,
it seems everyone has forgotten the main concern here
What is it?
What are we going to eat tonight?
Jesus Christ
Don't you guys worry if we don't make the call for food now
restaurants will all be
close soon
we might starve here
to death guys
That's true, let's order some noodles, porridge, rice
- We just finished a cake, are we eating again? - And also tomorrow's breakfast then
Yes, what do you want
- I want a tomato omelette rice - I want to eat too but...
Hey, let's order breakfast too, they may not have delivery tomorrow morning
The cake, the cake is...
Poisoned
Who bought the cake?
JoJo bought it
Why we are here
Hey, can you help me untie it please?
Holy Shit, I am so scared now,
did I get rape just now while I was unconscious?
I just learnt to have sex with a virgin,
I don't want that to be the last time of my sex life.
Don't be crazy
Calm down please, calm down.
The most important thing is we all need to unite, don't fall into the killer's trap
Hey JoJo, Jojo, come over!
You're so smart to have a knife, come and save us
Save us,
save us please
She is not hereto save us, she is here to kill us
What'?
I knew it from the start that
you are the smartest among them
I knew you are not simple
Then have you figure out who I am?
If I didn't get it wrongly, you must have a special relationship with Fat Choi
I was just suspecting before,
but when I took your crystal ball just now,
I realized that isn't a crystal ball
it is a very special fish tank.
And inside that fish tank,
there are baby Guppy fish
What, Guppy fish? They are Fat Choi's favorite
I'm impressed with your logically reasoning
What is the relationship between you and Fat Choi'!
I can't believe Fat Choi has such a pretty sister
Sorry, I am not Fat Choi's sister
Then you must be Fat Choi's daughter
Stop it, she was fat but she wasn't pregnant
- He said that - I didn't
Can you calm down please?
JoJo, please tell us the answer
tell us the answer
Who are you?
Hello everybody
lam Fat Choi
I wish you all in good health and live forever
You, David!
That was loud
All because you want to act like a boss, so you fired me
You three too, I treat you all so kind,
but you all didn't say a word to help when he wanted to fire me
I borrowed money for this revenge.
I went for plastic surgery, loose weight, I even change my vocal cord
Finally I am back
I want you lose everything
I will ruin Yogurt
Which means you are the one who killed Peter Poon
Correct
Hi pretty! What a co-incidence
It wasn't a co-incidence, I have waited you here for very long
For me'? What?
It's so late now, there is not much people around,
so I want to find someone to have sex in this alley.
Are you interested?
I have very interested
Where is the girl'? Where did she go? Is she playing hide and seek'?
What are you doing?
What's that?
Without Peter Poon,
you have no investors
and you all will be in deep trouble
JoJo, don't be so stingy,
don't play please
Fat Choi's daughter, you actually only have grudges against David
Hey
You two can play together, as you know I dislike him always.
If you killed him,
I won't tell anyone
Fat Choi, stop doing things wrong again,
it's okay if you stop now
Shut up Nel Nel,
I hate you too.
I have been told to be a singer, you have to be pretty and sexy.
How about you? You have no looks nor a sexy body.
Are in insane trying to make her a star?
Yes, indeed
Nel Nel, listen to me, it is not a crime to have no looks and a good body figure
I don't mind
I do have mercy,
let's play a game
What'?
I once heard, people who are going to die are very honest
If anyone of you can tell me a touching secret,
then you don't have to die
Let me say first
I am not from Mainland China actually,
I grew up in America.
Hello everyone I am Taylor Swift Chan from California
I have a wish is to become the world first class
flight attendant and fly all around the world
and I wish for world peace
I knew there is a trend for Mainlanders,
therefore I pretend to be them so as to be famous
lam fine with Mainlanders
I did plastic surgery on my whole body,
nothing is real
even my eyelashes.
I took drugs for 3 years, divorce for 3 times
I have a son and a daughter.
My son is 6 this year and I am finding a secondary school for him right now
I feel so dirty deep inside myself, lam an asshole.
I place tiny cameras in all the toilets and changing rooms
which Yogurt used before
All these cameras are linked to my home, so I can enjoy it myself
I even copied them into DVD,
they will be out next week for sell
Every time I look at MiMi and Ball Ball,
I will masturbate
There was a night when I was drunk
and I looked at Nel Nel, I...
What, what did you do
I am a bastard
Did you do anything, tell me now
I had two dates back when I was in secondary school,
first time with a black, second one with a man
lam not a pure geek,
I lied to my two dearest brothers
I am a dick head
Actually, I am a transgender.
My biggest regret is I haven't done surgery to change my gender.
I am not a real woman yet
I love you
Actually, I am not gay,
lam just very sissy
That means you are gay
It is different
And I found the love of my life
- What - Who's that
David, if I can go out alive
I will marry you for sure
Congratulations then
Are you serious
I am serious
Nel Nel, do you know how amazing your eyes are?
Have anyone tell you about your beautiful eyes?
Kiss her
Why did you lie even you are going to die soon?
I am very angry now, one game, the loser will die immediately
What game?
The Grand Master
Hello everyone, are you all ready?
Everyone will have three chances, if you loose all, then you will die.
Don't try to play tricks on me, if I am scared,
I don't know where I will put this knife at
Let's do it, start
- The - Grand
- Mas... - ...ter
The
Grand, Mas..
Ter
Point at someone
I already said master
You need to point at someone
Quick
Point at someone
The,
the
You really like to teach people
Hey, I don't know how to play this
- The - Grand
- Mas...
Show your punches
It's okay, you still have one more chance
The
Grand Master
Hey
What, can you point all at yourself?
I already said I am in a hurry
Be quick
Start again
The
Grand
Master
Why don't you do your actions?
Where's your gesture, silly?
So what? Even you are a Madam. I shall win this time
David, if something happen to me later,
you need to take good care of yourself
Nel Nel, trust me, I won't let you die
I won, you shall go to hell
The
Damn, ii hurts
Just because of you?
Pull her away, use some strength
Harder please
Harder
Not me, is her
Harder
No choice, let's use the unique skill
What kind of unique skill
Up
Down
Left
Right
Yeah
Who are you
My name is Bo Wong, an IQ 189
and internationally well known pretty detective
who won lots of prizes and solved thousands of mysterious cases
Yeah
"Brothel frequenter"
So how, are you hungry?
Order some food,
do you want sandwish, hotdog or bread with ham?
I'm very full, thanks Sir
Bo, you did a great job this time.
Thanks to you, we can arrest the killer
who murder Peter Peon.
Although he is still in a coma now yet
his dad is very happy.
He is very grateful with what we did,
and so he decided to continue invest in Hong Kong
Hong Kong will be very lucky all because of you
Don't worry, I did not take all the compliments this time.
I showed all the fellow citizens that you are the one who found the killer
Sir, but I only got a tiny promotion
for such great work
This is a very difficult job you know?
I give up a lotto help you all to take over such difficult position.
Moreover you have the same housing
and medical benefits as I do now.
It is better this way Bo
Sir, I need time off from work. Sir
You just took a long holiday,
and backed to work for 2 weeks.
Why are you taking days off again?
Sorry Sir, I have plan, Sir
What's your plan?
I'm getting married Sir
Married?
Yes, lei me introduce my wife to you, come
Come in
- Hi Sir - Darling
Are you ready to leave honey?
- I bought all the food for dinner already - Take a seal
You are...
her wife?
It's just a name, nowadays women and men has equal rights
I mainly work outside while he stays home and cook. We are cool with that
The love story nowadays are indeed very complicated
So how about my holiday, Sir?
How can I not let you off if you are getting married?
Excuse me.
Hello, General Secretary. I clearly understand, I know what to do
Okay, goodbye
Sir, what make you so nervous?
I'm worried you will too if you know
Then you better don't tell me, what did he say?
Miss Universe is going to be held in Hainan Island this year.
We got information saying that there will be a criminal gang messing up the competition.
A vote is made from our fellow 30 thousand policemen
we elect you to go for the Miss Universe competition
and arrest the head of the criminal gang
Me? Miss Universe?
You have handled the young model job very well,
I'm sure you can do well in being Miss Universe
Then how about my annual leave?
Working Holiday is now the trend
you can work and travel for free now.
What a fantastic idea
I will give you three seconds to consider
Three, two