The desert ...
For millions of years is it unchanged.
A biblical prophecy speaks of that someday
the meek govern over the earth.
67 years later
Attention, attention. This is not an exercise.
Please evacuate the system immediately.
Follow the marked Escape and rescue routes.
Come on!
In this attachment There are ten emergency exits.
Five of them on the right, as well as five on the left.
They are all marked with "Exit".
Are you really sure, Jorge?
I do not drive a damned 20 miles through the dessert,
if it were not me.
Look around. Nobody is here.
There's a lot of money buried there.
For the pound of copper we get almost a dollar.
At least wait there 5000 pounds of copper on us.
Are you sure, that nobody is here?
Certainly. I have been here today, when I build the guy
helped for this fucking gringo party.
Chicane Industries Research Facility - New Mexico.
Nobody is here. Trust me.
Look at this.
Cartridge cases. Brass. 75 cents a pound.
Cartridge cases ?!
Where are the people who fired them? And why did they shoot?
We are in the desert. People shoot no shit here.
Do not worry.
We are getting rich. It's how to pick up money from the street.
Oh, you shit.
You want to fool me.
The Eradicator!
Are you ready? - But of course.
Back to hell with you.
You are my hero.
Look into my eyes, kid.
What's up, Brian? - You're too late.
I can at my own party not to be late This is not possible.
I just want us both to be there early.
I can not believe it that I meet him today.
You mean WE will finally meet him.
Because I would be in the race not so gone,
you would stay here all day. - You could not have driven like that,
I would have your engine not so pimped up.
At the last jump you would almost go crazy. - That's why my star mechanic is
and best friend on stage, when I receive the victory medal from the Eradicator
get personally presented. Without you I would be fucked, man.
By the way. What does my pretty do?
After the jump I built you first a new suspension.
Cool, dude. - Also I exchanged your exhaust system.
Now you have more trigger and power. - No technical details!
My winner party is waiting for us.
Beer, Motorcycles, the desert, women, the Eradicator.
Yes! It will be unforgettable today, man.
MISSING
In with you, dude.
Luke, where are you going? The desert is in the other direction. - I know.
We still do a little stopover.
Lisa lives here. - What? Yes, I know she will come with you.
You rip me, right?
Would I fool you?
Yes I would. Not this time.
How can you do this to me?
I'm just trying to help you, man.
Sometime do you have to grow eggs,
tell her what you feel for her. Do not you ...
does another.
The world belongs to the courageous.
Who dares nothing, who wins nothing.
It's like the motto of the Eradicator.
Believe in yourself...
... because otherwise nobody does it either.
But that's just a movie!
Some movies should be one just take to heart.
And if that was your movie, this part would be here in slow motion.
Lick my ass. - Yes, she is something very special.
Hey, Lukas. - What's up, Lisa?
Hello Brian. Thank you.
Love that you take me with you. - Such a pretty one must not miss a party.
That would be irresponsible.
I saw your name on the dean list. Pretty cool. Congratulations, Lisa!
Thank you. A pity that I do not on the list of the president stands ...
That's not a big deal.
I ripped my ass off and you claim
the presidential list is not a big deal?
Are you kidding me?
No. I did not want to. It is only...
I hugged you.
Congratulations to the presidential list. Congratulations.
Boring. Enough of the school.
Let's go to the party!
So you're getting to know the Eradicator today?
Are you excited? - Is the Pope shitting in the forest?
Surely we are happy, or, Brian?
But hello! That will be great!
Are you serious? That will be great?
I know, everyone loves the original.
But I think that part 3 the unbeaten masterpiece of the series.
For me, the third part embodies that, what makes the whole series.
The whole stunt work and the exaggerated act,
plus the increased budget,
all together makes my opinion how ...
... how the perfect Eradicator movie should be.
At least until now. I heard that they want to shoot part 7.
Ask him, when you see him.
Who are these two bums over there?
The Guarisco brothers.
This shit show off!
Helmet here! Take the wheel! - What is he doing now?
Come on, Brian! - What you are doing? - Forgiveness.
Wow! Oh my God!
He has a bang! - I know!
Crazy, right?
My disciples! Your Prophet has arrived. Let the party begin!
You are a conceited wanker, Lukas!
And you are a wanker and a bad loser, Tim.
Luke showed you last week, where the hammer hangs.
And again. - Just because you screwed around on his motorcycle.
What I did was totally legitimate. You were just scared of the last jump.
Be careful what you say. - Shut the fuck up!
That's not how anyone talks to the Guarisco brothers.
Nobody. - Do us all a favor.
Take your cock out of Tim's ass.
I have a nice cock for that! - Shut up!
Until then, you losers!
Piss off, Lukas!
He's going to the party.
What's up?
Hey man!
Hey, Lukas!
Look at this! - What's going on?
Try a mouthful.
What's this? - comes from my Finnish family,
a secret vodka recipe.
I pumped it up a bit, Do not Scare.
Also a splash? - No thanks.
Shit, my beer! - That's going in, old man.
It tastes like gasoline! - That's it too.
Thank you!
So...
Hey, Lisa! - Hey.
Now go over and talk to her!
You have the whole trip not a word spoken to her.
It's also hard to talk, though the driver is Mr. George Clooney personally.
And then with a motorcross to jump from the car,
and his arch rivals with a representation
of physical skill and to beat spiritual superiority.
How should I keep up?
But fuck it. She does not need me anyway, to enjoy the party.
You have to go with this lonely nerd-shit stop.
Women love self-confidence.
They want a guy, he knows what he wants.
Who grabs the world by the eggs and says: "Turn around, let it feel and cough!"
Are you a man or a mouse?
A man! - Good.
Because the mouse only gets the cheese. But the man the girl!
Hey, what's up, ladies?
Darling, you are sitting in my place.
Do you want to go over and get me a drink?
Why did you tell my girlfriend she should disappear?
So we have it more comfortable.
You are Lisa, right? Yes, Lisa. Hi, you snail.
Did you seriously? with the two losers here?
Is this a problem for you? - No not at all.
My brother is the one who hates her.
I am more of lovers and fighters. Do you understand? - Yes.
Look at this.
That was not that great. - Hey!
Oh shit!
Oh my God! - That was crazy!
You're doing a huge mess! - In the end, they'll clean up,
and soon it will get worse. - What do you mean by that?
I am not sure. But you are very attractive.
You disgust me. - And you put me on!
Is my little brother going to the bag? - Total.
So, Craig. Would you be so good and would you fuck off from here?
I am your older brother.
One year older!
And that always stays that way! You are always in 2nd place. - For real?
All right, people! Then let me Hear something for Lukas!
Lukas, where are you ?! Come on, come up to me.
Are you all in a good mood ?! Yes!
First, thank you with all those,
who drove out into the desert,
to get this fantastic with me and to celebrate a great victory!
I'm sure that's all has to do with the free schnapps.
But fuck it! - I love you, Lukas!
I love you too, you hot unknown being.
But seriously.
I'm only as good as the bike, that I drive.
My bike would be a shit, I would not have such a great mechanic.
Come on, Brian! Come to me!
Brian?!
What's this? - Crap!
Stay cool, my little one!
Looks abandoned.
Where is the owner?
No idea!
Hey! That's pollution!
Shit, what's that?
What?
Man, what are you doing? You piss here?
You piss on untouched land? Piglet!
I do not know what you have, dude. I had a tremendous pressure.
Do you have another beer? - Nope!
I did not have one! - And whose fault is this?
The solution for all your thirst and your love problems is right there!
Come back, Brian.
Clear.
Okay, I just want to make sure you do not think about it, down here ...
Because if you want to, I have to ask Lisa ...
You dumbass!
Do I actually look so grumpy?
I really do not know what you mean by that but you seem a bit depressed.
I'm not really her type.
She is cool and smart and beautiful. - You're smart, too.
You use words every day of which I have never heard anything.
You know how to fix motorcycles, I can only drive.
I say that! I am just a kind of support system.
The guy standing on the edge while everyone else is passing by.
Nothing of the self-doubt or Existential shit brings you closer to her.
How do you want to know what existential means with your vocabulary.
That's just me.
Oh, right! Environmental pollution!
What the hell is that?
Dude, we have to look at that!
Down there? - Yes Yes Yes!
D rather not. We could hurt each other or something.
You are such a pussy!
Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian, Brian!
Look at that!
That's the Oberhammer!
Shit, Chicane Industries.
Why does that tell me something? - Are you serious?
They organize the race, the party! Is even on your sweater.
Oh, look!
Chicane produces everything. From the touch screen of your mobile phone,
to the plastics for your motorcycle helmet.
What the hell is a helmet factory doing in the middle of the ass of the world?
I do not think so, that they make helmets here.
Chicane is one of the biggest military contractor of the USA.
Fat! That is maybe a secret bomb factory.
Looks like, as if there was already someone in there.
Let that be better! We should go back!
Do not be a pussy, come on!
That is so cool!
This is a private area. - Come on, man!
They could be security or security Have defense systems or booby traps.
Or here are stored secret government files.
And when they find out that we were here, we are locked up.
They will be with us hunting black helicopters. Oh shit!
What did I tell you, Brian? Look at this!
That's crazy!
What is that smell? - Who cares?
It's like in the third Eradicator movie, when he has to fight the baron.
That was in the fourth part!
Oh man! It's so awesome, dude.
Hot? I just find it scary here.
Do not be a little girl.
You always wanted to do that. This is your chance!
Luke!
What? - You said you do not have beer anymore!
I just wanted to bring you back to the party.
I'll get you one, but now Let's see what's going on here.
This is a real adventure!
I would be interested, what did they do here?
Shit, what's that?
Blood?
No, that's not blood, that's ... something totally disgusting.
We should get out of here. Back to the party.
Your new enthusiasm for parties in all honor,
but I want to know what's going on down there.
This company produces crazy shit for the military, right?
Maybe we have what really cool found here.
Top Secret! - Yes, that is certainly top secret.
Billions are known for that they just leave their stuff behind.
For guys like us to get everything out there can. - We'll never find out
if we stay up here and discuss.
So, come on.
Ninja-style!
Yes! Look at that, dude!
Luke ?!
Brian!
Where are you?!
Strange.
Luke!
Brian!
You scared me to death, you jerk!
It's cool, honey! If you're scared, may you hug me quietly!
I puke. It may be, that you stalk me all the time?
Stalking? Oh god, no.
I was just worried about you.
A pretty woman like you here alone in the desert ...
I prefer to be alone here, as with a freak like you!
Come on, you do not have to go here mark the tough girl.
You're not impressing anyone here. Just let your emotions guide you.
OK. - Yes.
You bitch! Why did you do that?!
I just let myself guided by my feelings.
Asshole!
Yes!
Here someone had a party!
Let's get everyone down here right now!
Brian? - Clear. We are relocating the party here. Great idea!
Let's go back and tell the other of them. - In a minute, kid!
Can you stop to call me "kid"?
A kitchen! Beer!
Oh yes, Brian, here is definitely beer!
But no beer, nice shit!
He is still cold.
Do not you think that's strange that it is in this abandoned facility
gives a functioning refrigerator? - You think it's funny, I find it interesting.
Here we go.
Luke?
Luke!
You almost shit yourself in the pants.
Climb on, you have to see that.
Wow! - Exactly.
What the hell is that? - No idea!
Really disgusting. - And poisonous!
There was "trial number 9" at the door.
What could that mean?
I'm not Sherlock Holmes,
but I think, that was the ninth attempt of that,
what they wanted to produce. You ask me constantly stuff, as if I had to know everything.
You are too the wiser of us both!
What's this?
Look, now I'm probably the wiser.
This is a security camera. - I do not believe that.
Looks more like a ...
What was that?
We'll take a look.
Are not you very close?
Do you want to keep cuddling?
You're taking me from behind, Gaylord.
All right then. Let's go!
I have a very bad feeling in the matter! - Just come!
Hello? Is there anyone here? - Are you meschugge?
What if it's a serial killer?
Then we are just like the women in the movies that are slaughtered.
And only because we are curious. - Why do we have to be girls in your story?
What?
Only a little further.
You're welcome! Let's get out of here!
Yes. You're right, okay.
Come over.
Danger - ants
To tell Lisa what you feel for her, maybe just as scary,
like a jump with a bike, but not so dangerous.
Calm.
Oh my God...
Brian, Brian! What the...
Come on.
We will die. We will scrape off.
Stay cool! - Stay cool?
This thing scares me. - Honestly?
A scary monster ant are you scared?
Not the right time to fuck me! I hate ants!
Would that be a giant panda bear, I would be very ...
Go! - Bring it on!
Lisa? Why is she calling you ?!
Lisa? - Luke! I searched everywhere for you two!
Where are you?!
We need your help! - What? And why are you whispering?
We are here in such a crazy plant.
That does not really explain why you are whispering.
We will held by a monster ant.
Do not fool me. I had enough trouble in the last hour
with perverted guys and that's enough ... - We need your help!
Here is really a giant ant!
A giant ... what ?! - A damn big ant!
Not so loud. - I stand at this gorge and ...
She is at the gorge. Look down, you'll see a tunnel.
Go through it, then you see this huge restricted area.
All you have to do then is the front entrance ... - Hello?
Go through the front ... Hello?
Lisa?
She is gone. - fuck!
Call her! - I can not do that.
I do not have her number. - And what do we do then?
Find a weapon. Anything! - Good idea!
What the hell do you want to do with it? You gossip about?
And you want to bake pancakes?
Fuck it all!
Oh shit, Brian.
That's exactly like in a Jurassic Park movie.
I do not pack the shit, why the hell is it a giant ant?
That's too stressful for me, dude.
I'm getting a heart attack! - No!
Good boy!
Very quiet!
Fuck off!
Run, run!
Join me!
Help!
What are you doing?! Help me! - Down, you fucking part! I'm coming!
I'll help you!
Hold tight!
Crap!
Lisa?
Well done.
We made it! - We made it?
I threw a can at the cattle.
Turned it off, so that Lisa could strike.
You're welcome, Lisa!
Thanks, Lisa. That was amazing! - Yes!
I liked to do it, Brian.
Is everything okay?
Physically everything is okay.
psychologically I'm not so sure.
Can one of you say to me what happened just now? - Yes.
You have a giant ant spanked the ass! - Okay good.
I thought that Craig me Mixed drugs into the drink.
What a sobering experience.
We should look, that we get out of here.
I made myself never thought about the saying, but ...
I was also mostly drunk. That was really a sobering experience!
Luke! We have to get out of here! Immediately.
Yes she is right! Think about it.
Ants are usually part of a colony.
An injured ant launches an alarm pheromone,
that other ants, who are not around,
lured by, makes aggressive and lets come here.
How the hell do you know that?
What?!
Do you think so, just because Lisa is pretty, can not she be smart too?
I'll tell you something. Lisa is more than just a pretty face.
She is smart, has character and she is as brave as Lara Croft ...
Wait, Brian!
Thanks for your defense, but ...
Ant safety note: attacks can Injury or death.
Oh, okay. Yes.
But you are still smart and ...
Running! - Where should we go? - Somewhere ...
In there!
Come on!
Stop laughing! My head is buzzing.
Lick me.
Do you think they are gone? - Do you want to go out and look?
Not really.
Is everything okay? - Yes, everything's okay and so.
Ok, cool.
I do not have a network! - Great, me too.
There must be a way to reach someone.
Hello? Hello!?
madness! Just look at the ants! So efficient!
Wow! And they work all for her queen? How chivalrous!
The movie looks like from the 50s. How old is this plant?
It's true, Billy and Cindy, that ants have many admirable traits.
Anyway, you should have these little creatures not underestimate.
Above all, when they grow as tall as a horse.
Looking for shelter and hiding, may work, but not in this case.
If you know like an ant thinks,
may help you with that to survive,
in case of an invasion.
Instead of seeking protection, we recommend to flee and escape!
Madness, an ego shooter. I love that shit!
Where is the controller?
Oh man. Just like the old games, you like to play.
I do not think that's a game.
What?
Not!
Yes, well done!
Madness, dude!
The Oberhammer!
I'm not sure when this video is found.
I hope soon, because every day produce thousands of new eggs.
Who is this wanker? Switch the game on again!
My name is Dr. John Renard of Project Them.
After an outbreak in 1951 we had the options,
the creatures for testing purposes and bring experiments under control.
With the part of an original alien DNA, which we took from the meteorite,
we were able to get the DNS of splitting fire ants and spiders,
so clones for commercial use,
giving humanity a big step forward could have done.
But it came this morning to a serious security breach.
Try number 9. The smartest ones were able to anticipate the feeding plan,
and so are the men in an ambush.
Our private security forces they were defenseless.
Many of the men are missing.
Now that's trial number 9 Has eaten food,
he will try to start a colony, where it's cool and dark.
So the queen can lay their eggs.
However, I manipulated their DNA, so the subjects need ethanol,
to generate chemical energy,
then catalytic enzymes, to finally make the monomers.
These are the building blocks of proteins, which are needed to fertilize the eggs.
And I thought you were just talking garbage. What did he say?
That they need ethanol, to get babies.
We are lucky in the desert, where ethanol is hard to find.
What are you looking for? - Thank goodness!
A sign that states that they are Need ethanol for their babies. - idiot!
I should not lose any more time.
Holy shit! Alien DNA!
Meteorites, experiments, Spiders, monster ants!
That's something from horny horny!
I mean, that's really scary.
But I have to say, somehow pretty cool too. - No, boys!
Guys!
What?
Ethanol! - And?
You know what ethanol is?
We have to warn her.
Could we just call somebody. - That means we have to get out of here somehow.
But they could wait outside for us.
If Lisa is right, look for the alcohol.
There is no other way. We have to warn her!
Nice! But when I die, I will never forgive you!
Deal! - No!
Beer here
Crap.
What...
Hello, squirrel! I'm coming in peace, Bro!
Unfortunately, I have no nuts for you!
Oh, dude, you're not a squirrel. You are an ant!
Accelerate! Drive, drive, drive!
Tim!
No!
Crap!
Crap. - Lick me!
Do you think someone survived? - I do not believe that.
Let us disappear! - We have to warn someone!
Who? - What do I know?!
The army, the Marines, the cavalry, maybe the Ghostbusters!
Come on!
Hurry up!
Hold on, Lisa! - How so? What you up to?!
Why did you do that, do you have a bang!?!
I just wanted to stop you from kill us both.
Look at this gorge, you would never have done that!
Luke already? Do you want to say that ?! - What?!
No, Lukas would have that also failed. Nobody can do it!
Not even the Eradicator! - Luke would have at least tried!
Of course, that's why he is also such an insane idiot.
But can we go please now! - Wait.
I saw how you looked in, when he jumped from the car.
Yes, because he is an idiot! Do we really have to discuss this now?
Listen. I know, We are really in a stupid situation.
But why do not you? Do not risk your life. You're smart.
That's why I like you too.
You like me. - Oh my God, Guys can be really so stupid sometimes!
Madness! Yes, of course I like you!
why should I to drive voluntarily into a desert,
full of drunken extreme athletes, on motorcycles?
But I thought you liked Lukas ...
Ok, Brian. I know that you are the one who deifies Luke.
But think about it he is a complete idiot.
What do you think, what kind of girl am I?
I think...
You are the greatest girl in the world.
No! - Help!
No! - No! - Help! - No !!!
Help me!
Hey!
What happened?!
It took her. I could not... - Okay. We'll get it back.
Can you drive? - no, does not start anymore. - Then jump up.
Let's get the cavalry. We have no time to lose!
No, I will not leave her behind. - We can not save her right now.
Do not be stupid! - It would be stupid not to try to help her!
It has not killed her yet! - Forget it!
We are only two idiots! - No! You are the great hero of this story.
So get it now either your cavalry,
or you show eggs and come along. What is in this direction?
The star caves. - Star Caves. Where it is cool and dark.
The perfect place for an ant colony.
Here we go! - What you wanna do, when we arrive there?
No idea, I'm still thinking! - Shit, we're not the Eradicator!
Of course not. We are smarter than the eradicator,
and that's why we save them!
Shit, man.
But there are worse days to die for.
Thank you! - Yes.
Yeah ... I swear to God, I'll kill you,
when the sky without naked women and beer is!
Come on, stop!
Do you really want to do that, Brian?
Just imagine Scarlett Johansson is in the cave.
She's the hot Black Widdow, jerk. She takes care of herself. - Okay.
Introduce yourself, you are the incredible hulk.
OK. - And we go in now and save her in Avenger style!
Yes!
Wow! Is that gone?
I am the Hulk, right?
You are the incredible Hulk!
But hello!
Where to now?
No idea, that's like in the mines of Moria!
This way. - Are you sure? - Yes.
Was that a bat? - Probably just a bird.
Is that cool.
We have a jump right now from Jurassic Park to aliens.
If my life is necessarily a movie must be, then why not deep throat?
That's so funny.
Get some hair on the sack!
Looks like they were holding people alive to feed their cubs.
Why are they so glowing?
There!
Everything will be alright, Lisa! Please, wake up!
They are on the way. We have to go!
You are the guy from the video! - Exactly, Dr. Strangelove.
Brown or something like that. - Dr. John Renard, right.
I will be fine rethink my career choice.
I think, my mom is still looking for someone for her dinner.
Hurry. We have no time! - No! I can not leave her behind.
They never manage to get them out there, without special tools.
Come! - Help me!
Brian, we have no choice. We have to get away,
or we scratch off and nobody is saved. - Now!
I'll come back. Promised.
We have to Beware of the defense guns.
By watching the video the defense guns were activated.
That was the game what you've been playing, Brian.
Yes, we tried to eradicate it. The first eight attempts.
But we did not have any more ammunition to catch try 9.
Good. But he is the one we had to worry about.
Your advanced Thinking skills mean
that soon build their own ranks.
But everywhere on the site are defense guns.
When we come near her, It will not be so funny.
Here is a map with the locations of the guns.
You need them, if you do not feel like to look like Swiss cheese or something.
Really great! That means we have to not just hide from giant ants,
but also before auto-firing systems. The day is still getting better.
You mentioned in your YouTube clip special weapons. - Yes.
We developed modern weapons,
who make it, the tanks of the ants completely penetrate.
I do not know if you saw it but they are indestructible. - Yes, we saw.
Does this have something to do with your manipulation?
Not really. Ants are very resistant.
We crossed them with alien DNA, to make her grow like that.
Oh, and that's all? - Where are these special weapons?
On the Bradley area.
Please let me take a deep breath. - We do not have time for it!
Actually, we have some time.
The ants kidnapped the people, to feed her brood,
which was not possible until now.
I do not know, where they got the ethanol from,
but now that the eggs are fertilized, they will hatch and eat.
The colony will grow and soon they will go on new foraging.
The city! - How much longer?
I think 30 minutes. - Do you have nothing with which one can switch off these things?
An emergency backup or something? - Blondi, these are not robots!
How did you want her then? to control in the war? - In war?!
Project Them was never about To develop weapons.
Why else do you create huge, deadly ants?
In defense!
Did you know that a housefly,
which flies in a spider web, is the equivalent of an F-16,
the one in accordingly big spider web is flying?
At the speed of sound.
The standard defense systems are a joke against it.
We mixed alien DNA
with ant and tarantan DNA, to save countless lives!
Moment. How long has it been possible? - since the 50s.
As the meteorite crashed in the city Lizard Breath.
Lick me!
There is a city called Lizard's Breath?
You have to get to the Bradley facility.
You are young. You can do it in time.
When we come to arms,
can we try number 9 put an end to it.
But try 10 will be perfect!
Ten?!
Did not you learn anything from that what happened today?
They are good for you shit in the brain.
mistakes happen in the development of new technologies.
But the price we pay for it is justified by the lives we save.
Tell this to our friends, that are now ant feed.
It is enough. We have to take care of Lisa.
Look how big this fucking thing is! - Shut up and run! Come over!
Not there long! There we will shredded by the defense guns. - OK.
This way.
I do not see any ants here. - Neither do I.
Renard said that the prototypes stowed at the back, so go!
Wait! Ninja-Style?
Yes...
Yes!
Thereby! - Wait! Stop!
I thought, he would have told you where they are?
I do not understand that. He said nothing about that.
I get it. We should die trying
to get the weapons out of there. He loves ants more than humans.
Maybe there's something in there no prototype special weapons!
Then let us have a look.
We have twenty minutes left.
And how do we get past the thing?
What do you do? Brian!
She is stuck! - Where do you want that from ...
We are in a hurry! - What a crap!
Oh, you shit!
Where are the weapons? - How should I know that?
Start looking!
Empty. - Keep searching!
There is nothing here, Brian!
Do not give up immediately!
That's a stupid idea!
Have you been there?
They are all empty! - Yes, but there is still room!
Brian, here's beer! - Not now!
Alright.
Maybe the weapons are over there.
Yes, yes. Here is just scrap.
You tried everything, but we can do it never past her before the eggs hatch.
Let's give up now is not just Lisa's ant feed,
but soon the whole city. - That does not happen,
when people are warned. - You know exactly what happens then.
The night of the living dead. They finish us with a nuclear bomb.
We have to try to get past this ant.
I have no idea, Brian.
Remember, what the Eradictor always says:
Believe in yourself, because otherwise nobody does it!
OK. Let's rock this thing.
But if I'm on it,
I only die with beer in my stomach. Ok, buddy?
Ok, but everyone's half! - Yes!
Hello!
Would be nice, too to enjoy a beer.
Oh, sure.
Crap.
Brian!
Brian?
Brian ?!
Luke! I found them!
System enabled! - It's like a smart gun.
It's good. - You know how to use them, right?
I'm familiar with machines, but with weapons ...
I can only aim and shoot.
Automatic mode activated. Weapon unlocked and ready to fire.
Geiler shit, man! I want a thing like that too.
System activated!
Menno, why do I have a guy?
Then we exchange.
Hey, baby. My name is Lukas and I am your daddy now.
What's this?
A plasma cutter.
We can do that cut through the cocoons.
Lick me!
The Eradicator would cry! - Certainly.
My little girlfriend is waiting for you!
Consumes ammunition.
No enemy. Please do not shoot.
Do not aim at me, Lukas! - What?!
Watch with the gun!
Stay cool! We are the terminator.
Heavier than I thought. Above all, my eggs hurt.
We only have ten minutes. We can never do that.
Where is this magical movie shit, if you need them,
like the Eradicator movies. - Wait.
What do we have here?
Wow!
Two of those! That is destiny!
Are you ready? - Clear.
Rock'n'Roll!
How was the plan again?
Oh my God! You came back!
Of course I am. I promised you!
I really do not want this one interrupting a romantic moment, but ...
Yes. Let's start!
I'm still thinking, that this is a bad exchange,
and an even worse plan.
Good luck!
What are you doing? The exit is on the other side!
There is no exit if we do not stop her.
Do you trust me?
Yes. - Good.
Follow me! - Okay.
Hey, you ugly!
Exactly! I'm talking to you!
I I am the Eradicator!
Ammo almost used up. Prepare and reload.
What the hell... You did not say you were empty!
I'm sorry. I did not understand you.
Shoot a few bullets! Kill it!
I'm sorry. I did not understand you.
You should finally shoot, you shit part!
I'm sorry. I did not understand you.
Crap. - Shut down the system.
Run!
Then let's start.
Why are you stopping ?! They are getting closer, now start driving!
We can not let her survive.
I have an idea and maybe she even works.
And if not?
Then at least I could tell you what I feel for you.
Shit, what are you doing ?! - Hold on tight!
Wow!
How did you know that this worked?
I... did not know it.
And the brave ones own the world.
And who dares not nothing wins.
You did it.
Dude, I had the most beautiful dream from my grandma.
She was something like a unicorn.
That way! - Thank you, Lukas!
Thank you.
Thanks man.
Wait! - What?
I need the tank!
Oh yeah!
I do not get it right, what do you have ... - I need the tank!
You said it tastes like gasoline ... - Do it too! That's why you need him.
OK.
Luke, promise me, to pull you together!
I will! That way!
Thanks, dude!
I think I saved you, people.
Yes! Sayonara!
Really now? Will be enough.
Tim? Because of you, did I come back?
Please, Luke. You have to get me out of here.
Why? You're a wanker. - Help me, come on.
Yes? I do not think so.
You have to jump, Brian!
No, I...
You can do it. I believe in you.
Wow!
I'll make it!
Is everything okay? - Yes I think so.
Hey, you bitch! We gave it to you!
Because you are ugly and stupid! Because we are smarter than you!
♪ Because you're ugly. - Brian. - ♪ And we're smarter ... - Brian!
Brian! Let's go!
What's happening? - No idea!
Are we going backwards?
We drive backwards!
Eat that!
I'm sorry. I did not understand you. - What's wrong with you?!
I'm sorry. I did not understand you. - shoot! You fucking thing! Finally shoot!
I'm sorry. - Give it to me. - I did not understand you. - driving!
Listen, you bitch. There is only one queen here!
Not you! And not the ant-eater over there.
Weapon loaded and unlocked.
Capture the goal in advance and destroy it!
Target captured!
Eat that!
We made it!
Spring!
Lisa?
Lisa!
Is everything ok? - Yes.
Look into my eyes, little one.
I will tell everyone that you are the best racer
And I will never doubt your dominance again.
And? - And...
And...
I forgot.
And from today you call me Lukas "The Eradicator" Deakins! - Okay.
Now get me out of here. - I think that's fair.
Come on, we have to get out of here.
And who of us flares this down?
Disappear already. Save yourself, I save the others.
Go on, fuck yourself!
That's the only chance.
That's for you, Brian. Let's burn it.
Hey guys. Have you also seen these giant ants?
Where is Luke? - I think, still in there.
I hear something there.
Where is Luke? - He saved me.
He sacrificed himself, to destroy the eggs. No wait.
Everything is full of alcohol. Are you going in there, you die with him.
Do you understand? He would not want that.
Luke!
Tim! You live! Thank God.
He lives only because Luke has saved him. - He stayed behind to destroy the eggs.
Is that true? - I wish it was not like that.
But he saved us all. - Go out of the way!
What you up to? - You'll see it soon.
Yeah!
Luke!
Tim!
Yes! Yes!
Wow!
Déjà-vu.
Hey, man, can I have that?
Clear. - Thanks, dude.
Oh, thanks!
That you saved my ass, I will not forget.
And I do not forget that you saved my brother and all of us.
You really are the champion, Deakins! - And also the best racer.
I fight your dominance never again.
What's my name again, Tim? - Lukas "The Eradicator" Deakins.
Yes exactly.
But after all you can do me actually call only Luke.
OK. That's a bit strange.
But the whole day is already fuck it all.
That was really brave, Craig.
Yes, I guess that was it. - You need eggs for that!
I think you deserve that. - Thank you.
Do you hear that? At the power of Grayskull.
What's this?
Typical. The cops will not come until it's over.
These are not the cops, Brian.
Who else?
The Eradicator!
Hey, what's up, boys?
I heard about a party here in the desert.
I thought, I'll come over.
I hope this is groovy ...
Yes that is cool.
Total cool! - Really cool, man!
Well, then everything is cool.
Looks like you guys know how to throw a really fat party!
So, does anyone have a beer?
Here, for you, sir. Take mine.
Damn generous of you.
On your welfare, gentlemen ...
Ready? - So what!
Go to hell!