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Oh, my God! 27 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:40,860 This is it. Oh, God, oh, God. 28 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:44,800 I've covered you. Everything is fine. 29 00:02:45,770 --> 00:02:49,070 How can I be wrong... 30 00:02:53,070 --> 00:02:55,070 I'm Josh. 31 00:02:55,070 --> 00:02:57,940 I'm Alice. 32 00:03:00,140 --> 00:03:02,810 This story is not about relationships. 33 00:03:02,810 --> 00:03:05,280 It's about the story of everyone. 34 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:09,790 when possible, maybe, our lives are going on. 35 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:11,720 This is not broken. understand? 36 00:03:11,720 --> 00:03:14,360 We only split temporarily. 37 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:17,230 temporary. Like,... like breaking up. 38 00:03:17,230 --> 00:03:18,360 Bullshit! 39 00:03:18,360 --> 00:03:21,760 Josh, I'm used to being alone. 40 00:03:21,760 --> 00:03:23,460 I leave my parents. 41 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:26,500 Then stay in a dormitory, and live with you. 42 00:03:26,500 --> 00:03:28,360 But we are happy, right, Alice? 43 00:03:28,360 --> 00:03:30,000 Really? / Yes. 44 00:03:30,000 --> 00:03:31,970 Or are we bored? 45 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:34,840 I'm not bored. I am happy. 46 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:36,640 I say that I will do many things all the time. 47 00:03:36,640 --> 00:03:38,270 and I never did it. 48 00:03:38,270 --> 00:03:40,710 Like, I will learn to cook, or martial arts course. 49 00:03:40,710 --> 00:03:42,640 or I will climb the Grand Canyon. 50 00:03:42,640 --> 00:03:43,780 and I never did it. 51 00:03:43,780 --> 00:03:45,080 That's not my fault. 52 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,010 You say that your shoes, make your feet hurt. 53 00:03:47,010 --> 00:03:49,880 Look, if we really want it to last long. 54 00:03:49,880 --> 00:03:51,650 I have to know who myself. 55 00:03:51,650 --> 00:03:54,850 and I don't want to spend my life by wondering "What's the point of all this?" / That's stupid. 56 00:03:54,950 --> 00:03:56,390 When you walk out of here. 57 00:03:56,390 --> 00:03:58,290 You will realize how important I am. 58 00:03:58,290 --> 00:03:59,620 and how good I am. 59 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:00,860 and you will really need me. 60 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:02,090 and you will start following me. 61 00:04:02,090 --> 00:04:05,290 Sad isn't it? 62 00:04:06,060 --> 00:04:09,090 This is the best for both of us. / Yes. 63 00:04:09,560 --> 00:04:14,330 We need to know how it feels to be single, at least once. 64 00:04:18,440 --> 00:04:21,840 Do you fuck with one of my friends? 65 00:04:21,940 --> 00:04:24,780 Or do something that makes me hate you. 66 00:04:24,780 --> 00:04:28,240 Someday this will be useful. 67 00:04:28,240 --> 00:04:30,510 Oh my God. 68 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:33,480 I will miss your breasts. 69 00:04:40,480 --> 00:05:00,480 Visit www.Markasjudi.cc 70 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:06,340 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 71 00:05:06,340 --> 00:05:09,180 Is it successful here? 72 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:12,680 Yes! Yes. 73 00:05:12,680 --> 00:05:15,550 Right here, good. Nice. 74 00:05:15,550 --> 00:05:17,320 No, no, no. 75 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:21,020 Yeah, yeah, good! 76 00:05:21,020 --> 00:05:25,320 Yes. Yes, yes, good. Oh! 77 00:05:25,320 --> 00:05:28,090 Whoa! Whoa! 78 00:05:46,880 --> 00:05:50,110 Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh! Oh! 79 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:51,150 What are you doing here? 80 00:05:51,150 --> 00:05:52,410 I cook breakfast for you! 81 00:05:52,410 --> 00:05:54,420 No, no need. I don't want breakfast. 82 00:05:54,420 --> 00:05:55,680 Really? / Get out! 83 00:05:55,680 --> 00:05:57,420 You're in my apartment! 84 00:05:57,420 --> 00:05:58,820 Put it. 85 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:02,620 This is not my apartment. 86 00:06:02,620 --> 00:06:05,090 Sorry. 87 00:06:05,090 --> 00:06:06,860 I might be a little jazzed. 88 00:06:06,860 --> 00:06:08,330 Oh 89 00:06:08,330 --> 00:06:11,850 I might have to, delete my fingerprint. 90 00:06:12,160 --> 00:06:14,030 Last night you were great. 91 00:06:14,030 --> 00:06:17,330 Really? / I don't remember. 92 00:06:18,130 --> 00:06:20,340 Okay, let's do it. 93 00:06:20,340 --> 00:06:21,270 What if I urinate? 94 00:06:21,270 --> 00:06:22,800 I don't want to see it. / Oh, my God. 95 00:06:22,800 --> 00:06:24,400 Do it naturally. 96 00:06:24,400 --> 00:06:27,010 Women have done this, over thousands of years, understand? 97 00:06:27,010 --> 00:06:29,510 Have you done this often? 98 00:06:29,510 --> 00:06:32,040 Well, I've done it about 3,000 times. 99 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,510 Don't you want to have a baby? 100 00:06:34,510 --> 00:06:35,650 You know no? 101 00:06:35,650 --> 00:06:37,050 I just feel that... 102 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:38,980 Who doesn't let you pursue your dreams. 103 00:06:38,980 --> 00:06:40,880 after you have children. 104 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,080 And I don't want to be like... 105 00:06:42,080 --> 00:06:43,920 I want to eliminate my dreams. 106 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:49,860 To be a mother, who takes care of a small baby. 107 00:06:49,860 --> 00:06:51,120 Plus, your body also becomes stretchy. 108 00:06:51,120 --> 00:06:52,720 and you don't have time to exercise. 109 00:06:52,720 --> 00:06:55,560 and time to sleep, right? 110 00:06:55,560 --> 00:06:58,430 Oh no, baby! No no no no no no. You can! 111 00:06:58,430 --> 00:06:59,800 No, I don't want to. My body will stretch. 112 00:06:59,800 --> 00:07:01,170 My body is stretchy. That has happened. 113 00:07:01,170 --> 00:07:03,830 And my vagina is so loose! 114 00:07:03,830 --> 00:07:05,840 Let's push! Push. 115 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:08,170 Yay! 116 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:11,310 What is dirt or baby? 117 00:07:11,310 --> 00:07:13,310 This is not a baby. 118 00:07:16,480 --> 00:07:19,180 Robin? This is Alice, your new partner. 119 00:07:19,180 --> 00:07:20,680 Please, bring him to work. 120 00:07:20,680 --> 00:07:22,720 Yes, okay. 121 00:07:22,720 --> 00:07:24,020 Thank you. 122 00:07:24,020 --> 00:07:25,220 Hi, I'm Alice. 123 00:07:25,220 --> 00:07:26,720 Hi. Nice to meet you. 124 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,950 Yes. Oh, sorry, my hands are a little oily. 125 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:34,160 Good. OK. 126 00:07:34,160 --> 00:07:36,960 Welcome to the law firm that belongs to several people. 127 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:39,060 Some other people, and some Jews. 128 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:41,030 I'm just kidding. They are all Jews. 129 00:07:41,030 --> 00:07:42,460 I'm happy to be here. 130 00:07:42,460 --> 00:07:44,400 This is actually one, my primary choice. 131 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:45,730 Toilet there, That's good. 132 00:07:45,730 --> 00:07:47,300 To do personal things. 133 00:07:47,300 --> 00:07:50,500 But whatever you do, don't do anything in the photocopy room. 134 00:07:50,500 --> 00:07:52,510 First, it will be a cliché. 135 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:55,970 Second, there is a security camera. 136 00:07:55,970 --> 00:07:58,180 Oh, now I don't have a relationship with anyone. 137 00:07:58,180 --> 00:07:59,610 because I just... 138 00:07:59,610 --> 00:08:01,080 Uh, yeah, I know what you mean. 139 00:08:01,080 --> 00:08:02,710 It records everything. 140 00:08:02,710 --> 00:08:05,980 Unless you want your sex tape to leak, is part of your plan here. 141 00:08:05,980 --> 00:08:09,280 I suggest you relate in... 142 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:13,990 You will never know our secrets. 143 00:08:13,990 --> 00:08:15,790 You will never know! 144 00:08:15,790 --> 00:08:17,060 Whoo! 145 00:08:23,530 --> 00:08:26,100 Sorry. That is none of your business. 146 00:08:26,100 --> 00:08:27,900 Because you here are my business. 147 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,100 Look, I just moved upstairs, and Wi-Fiku sucks. 148 00:08:31,100 --> 00:08:32,970 So, even though I have to listen to every drunk bastard 149 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:34,340 stumbling out of here at 5:00 a.m., 150 00:08:34,340 --> 00:08:36,310 at least I will use free Internet. 151 00:08:36,310 --> 00:08:38,980 Wow. Okay, hi. Um... 152 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:40,710 I'm Tom. And... Hey. 153 00:08:40,710 --> 00:08:42,110 If you want to use my free Wi-Fi. 154 00:08:42,110 --> 00:08:43,350 at least you help me. 155 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:44,680 and don't write like... 156 00:08:44,680 --> 00:08:46,650 "I want to wake up with my best friend." 157 00:08:46,650 --> 00:08:48,320 Unless you want my chest to wrinkle. 158 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:50,020 Then maybe we can be good friends, 159 00:08:50,020 --> 00:08:51,850 it will be awesome. 160 00:08:51,850 --> 00:08:54,720 Look, I spent half a year ago created an algorithm. 161 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:56,720 Making a dating application for find the best candidates. 162 00:08:56,720 --> 00:08:58,690 and download it to Excel. 163 00:08:58,690 --> 00:09:01,490 So, I know what I'm looking for. 164 00:09:01,490 --> 00:09:03,330 Yes, that's not strange. 165 00:09:03,330 --> 00:09:05,100 What are you doing online? 166 00:09:05,100 --> 00:09:06,830 I mean, you're a beautiful girl. 167 00:09:06,830 --> 00:09:08,300 And here in New York City. 168 00:09:08,300 --> 00:09:09,600 There are millions of people out there. 169 00:09:09,600 --> 00:09:11,700 Yes, but how many meet criteria? 170 00:09:11,700 --> 00:09:15,940 Here? Okay, there are eight million people in this city. 171 00:09:15,940 --> 00:09:17,140 That sounds a lot, right? 172 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:18,170 Indeed. 173 00:09:18,170 --> 00:09:19,570 But half the women. 174 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:21,910 Even though I tried hard in college, 175 00:09:21,910 --> 00:09:23,380 I can't find it. 176 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,040 How hard are you trying it? / Look first. 177 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,180 Good. 178 00:09:26,180 --> 00:09:27,550 So, four million people. 179 00:09:27,550 --> 00:09:29,110 Then you must have an age limit. 180 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:30,850 Say more than 20. / In accordance with the law. 181 00:09:30,850 --> 00:09:32,620 Under 40. / But still sexy. 182 00:09:32,620 --> 00:09:33,780 Now, this is only one million. 183 00:09:33,780 --> 00:09:37,190 Right. We are talking about one million people. 184 00:09:37,190 --> 00:09:40,120 But half of them are married. 185 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:42,190 10 percent are gay. 186 00:09:42,190 --> 00:09:43,990 I want someone who is a college graduate. 187 00:09:43,990 --> 00:09:46,090 Not too bad. 188 00:09:46,090 --> 00:09:47,260 So... 189 00:09:47,260 --> 00:09:48,530 This is your girlfriend. 190 00:09:48,530 --> 00:09:50,260 I hope so. 191 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:54,130 He must be taller than me. 192 00:09:54,930 --> 00:09:57,200 And he must like children. 193 00:09:57,200 --> 00:09:59,000 So, yes, I did it on 10 different dating sites. 194 00:09:59,000 --> 00:10:00,800 Dating site to increase my chances. 195 00:10:00,800 --> 00:10:02,310 So what are you saying? 196 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,970 You allow me to consider this bar like my own living room. 197 00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:07,680 and I will not call the police, Because every night is always noisy. 198 00:10:07,680 --> 00:10:10,550 Good. Very good. Is this the woman? 199 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:11,580 Hmm. 200 00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,610 Thank you. 201 00:10:13,610 --> 00:10:15,620 Mmm. Mmm. 202 00:10:15,620 --> 00:10:17,050 See you later. 203 00:10:17,050 --> 00:10:18,350 Stupid Basics. 204 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:19,550 Um, have a nice night. 205 00:10:19,550 --> 00:10:21,950 Wait. What? Where do you want to go? 206 00:10:21,950 --> 00:10:23,150 I want to go home. 207 00:10:23,150 --> 00:10:24,490 What? 208 00:10:24,490 --> 00:10:26,360 I don't want you to say that again. 209 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:27,420 Ugh! 210 00:10:27,420 --> 00:10:31,090 Now you're single, understand? You can't go home! 211 00:10:31,090 --> 00:10:32,360 You don't even have to have a home. 212 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:33,890 All you have to have is just 500 square feet. 213 00:10:33,890 --> 00:10:35,960 To store clothes and occasional baths. 214 00:10:35,960 --> 00:10:39,030 Well, technically, I'm not, like, single. 215 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:40,700 We only "rest" temporarily. 216 00:10:40,700 --> 00:10:43,370 Uh, there is no such thing The term "rest," Season-3 Ross. 217 00:10:43,370 --> 00:10:44,840 No, we are indeed resting. 218 00:10:44,840 --> 00:10:46,470 We just split up temporarily. 219 00:10:46,470 --> 00:10:48,770 to ensure that we really want to be together. 220 00:10:48,770 --> 00:10:51,340 Oh, so you're doing some kind of sexual rumspring? 221 00:10:51,340 --> 00:10:53,440 No. / Why didn't you say it? 222 00:10:53,440 --> 00:10:55,210 You can tell me that! 223 00:10:55,210 --> 00:10:56,280 This is my first day at work. 224 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,580 Rumspringa! 225 00:10:57,580 --> 00:10:59,780 What? 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Carl is handsome. 241 00:11:31,040 --> 00:11:32,240 Sanchez is bad. Yes, that... 242 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:33,810 Golden Shower. That one, Oh. 243 00:11:33,810 --> 00:11:36,010 I accidentally chose it. 244 00:11:36,010 --> 00:11:37,280 Thank you, prom. 245 00:11:37,280 --> 00:11:40,980 So this is not a career goal or a purpose in life. 246 00:11:40,980 --> 00:11:43,520 This is something more sexual. 247 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,250 Have you ever heard about Whack-a-Mole? 248 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,380 Rum and Coke. 249 00:11:46,380 --> 00:11:48,120 Rum and Coke? 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Go buy a drink. 264 00:12:14,640 --> 00:12:16,270 Good. 265 00:12:16,270 --> 00:12:17,940 That is just a trick. 266 00:12:17,940 --> 00:12:20,740 You don't have to buy drinks. men who will buy drinks. 267 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,110 That's how they are for acquaintances. 268 00:12:24,110 --> 00:12:27,080 So, they don't have to pay you to get in touch. 269 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:28,750 So, buy a drink. 270 00:12:28,750 --> 00:12:29,620 Good. 271 00:12:29,620 --> 00:12:31,120 No... don't use a wallet. 272 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,750 Good. / here it is. 273 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,080 Now which of you is buying oil? 274 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,290 Do you know how much it costs. 275 00:12:35,290 --> 00:12:37,190 Hey, how are you all? 276 00:12:37,190 --> 00:12:38,850 I don't know why I said "you guys." 277 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:41,820 "All of you" should take as much time as possible. 278 00:12:41,820 --> 00:12:43,320 And I'm not even from the South. 279 00:12:43,320 --> 00:12:45,260 I'm from Portland. 280 00:12:45,260 --> 00:12:48,560 South of Canada. 281 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:49,830 Are you Canadian? 282 00:12:49,830 --> 00:12:52,230 I just did it again, I'm wrong again. 283 00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:53,870 My system is mistaken. 284 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:55,900 You might misread your information. 285 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:58,200 I bet that the man tells you who he really is. 286 00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,500 You just don't want to hear it. 287 00:12:59,500 --> 00:13:01,200 I tell the truth with women always. 288 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,810 They listen, what they want to hear. 289 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:05,670 Sounds like nonsense. 290 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:08,580 I'm not kidding. Look at this. 291 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:09,940 Hey, baby. Hey. 292 00:13:09,940 --> 00:13:11,580 Hi. 293 00:13:11,580 --> 00:13:14,050 Hey, uh, you know we sleep together just for fun, right? 294 00:13:14,050 --> 00:13:16,480 Because I am not interested with a long term relationship. 295 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,350 so I thought I would start see other people. 296 00:13:18,350 --> 00:13:19,980 and I think you have to move too. 297 00:13:19,980 --> 00:13:22,590 Because I care about you, 298 00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:24,590 and I don't want to see you hurt. 299 00:13:24,590 --> 00:13:28,090 Oh, I care about you too. 300 00:13:28,090 --> 00:13:30,860 Yes. 301 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:34,460 Wow. 302 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:38,200 You are well dressed. From the funeral? 303 00:13:38,200 --> 00:13:39,500 Gosh. See you later. 304 00:13:39,500 --> 00:13:40,930 This doesn't stop. 305 00:13:40,930 --> 00:13:43,170 This is stupid. Looks like I have to go home. 306 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:44,270 It's better. / No, are you kidding me? 307 00:13:44,270 --> 00:13:45,740 You have a small window... 308 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:47,800 To see the way you've traveled in New York City. 309 00:13:47,800 --> 00:13:50,940 No, Josh and I didn't break up until I could see someone else. 310 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:53,240 I try to find out who I am. 311 00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,240 Then why don't you take this, 312 00:13:55,240 --> 00:13:58,010 go home and watch beavemu? 313 00:13:58,010 --> 00:14:00,380 Look, I'm just will choose for you. yes? 314 00:14:00,380 --> 00:14:02,380 Um... I know. 315 00:14:02,380 --> 00:14:04,190 I want to see your tongue. 316 00:14:04,190 --> 00:14:05,320 on the face of the bartender. 317 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,620 What? 318 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,150 Don't worry, I know him. 319 00:14:08,150 --> 00:14:09,720 He is like an expert. She's an expert in sex. 320 00:14:09,720 --> 00:14:10,860 That person? 321 00:14:10,860 --> 00:14:12,590 Yes. I've heard she's great on the bed. 322 00:14:12,590 --> 00:14:15,260 From myself, because I might have slept with him. 323 00:14:15,260 --> 00:14:16,490 I don't remember. 324 00:14:16,490 --> 00:14:18,000 Maybe, uh... it's winter. 325 00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:20,730 Maybe, I only use his penis, as a scarf. Let's go there. 326 00:14:20,730 --> 00:14:21,800 What? 327 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,170 Hey, Tom. 328 00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:24,800 This is Alice. 329 00:14:24,800 --> 00:14:27,800 He is single and needs to deal with any stranger. 330 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:29,140 Let me buy a drink. Take it. 331 00:14:29,140 --> 00:14:31,540 Thank you. / Eh, thank you. 332 00:14:31,540 --> 00:14:34,410 Let me pay for it. 333 00:14:34,410 --> 00:14:36,740 Welcome to the party. 334 00:14:36,740 --> 00:14:39,010 Cheers! 335 00:14:40,310 --> 00:14:42,850 Whoo! 336 00:14:42,850 --> 00:14:45,880 Come on! Yes! Ha! 337 00:14:55,260 --> 00:14:57,860 Hi! / Yes! 338 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:02,710 Hey. / Hi. 339 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:19,410 Whoa! Whoa! 340 00:15:19,410 --> 00:15:22,410 He just hit on your face! 341 00:15:22,410 --> 00:15:25,810 Oh! Rumspringa! 342 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:38,090 Wake up! 343 00:15:38,090 --> 00:15:40,360 No. 344 00:15:41,730 --> 00:15:45,160 No, Meg! Ow! 345 00:15:45,160 --> 00:15:46,670 Gosh. 346 00:15:46,670 --> 00:15:50,130 Wake up! get up ! 347 00:15:51,320 --> 00:15:53,000 Doctor? 348 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:56,150 Do I have sex with a doctor? Do we have sex? 349 00:15:56,150 --> 00:15:57,670 No. 350 00:15:57,670 --> 00:15:59,610 No, we don't have sex. 351 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:00,670 I don't sleep with anyone? 352 00:16:00,670 --> 00:16:02,610 No, I don't think so. 353 00:16:02,610 --> 00:16:04,080 Why does it smell like grass here? 354 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:05,010 You have that... 355 00:16:05,010 --> 00:16:08,050 What? / It's in your hair. 356 00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:10,720 There. 357 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:11,920 What? I... 358 00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:14,290 No, I have long eyelashes. 359 00:16:14,290 --> 00:16:17,120 That is... It is sticky in your hair. 360 00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,720 Oh 361 00:16:18,720 --> 00:16:21,920 Yay! Free coffee! 362 00:16:23,170 --> 00:16:26,500 Uh, take two Tylenols, and don't forget breakfast. 363 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:27,830 I love you. 364 00:16:27,830 --> 00:16:30,630 I love you too. 365 00:16:30,630 --> 00:16:35,100 Your roommate is pretty cool. 366 00:16:35,100 --> 00:16:37,640 Oh, he's my brother. 367 00:16:37,640 --> 00:16:39,500 Really? 368 00:16:39,500 --> 00:16:43,580 Uh, so I thought your brother would be angry, Because I threw away the water there. 369 00:16:43,810 --> 00:16:44,910 That's a Zen garden. 370 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:46,710 cats have a Zen garden? 371 00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,640 Not a cat. 372 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:49,880 Where am I? 373 00:16:49,880 --> 00:16:51,910 I know I have sex in this apartment! 374 00:16:51,910 --> 00:16:54,380 Oh yeah. What is wrong? 375 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,720 Okay, where are we? 376 00:16:56,720 --> 00:16:59,790 A, Broadway and 77. A... 377 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:01,520 We have to work another 30 minutes. 378 00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:02,720 So, we have to be fast. 379 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:04,660 Take it easy, I've done this a lot. 380 00:17:04,660 --> 00:17:05,890 Wait, do what? / Let's go. 381 00:17:05,890 --> 00:17:09,010 Wait, do what? / Manage my time! 382 00:17:10,260 --> 00:17:11,590 First step. 383 00:17:11,590 --> 00:17:13,530 This is for babies. 384 00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,830 That doesn't matter. 385 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:25,130 Baba, are we good? 386 00:17:25,300 --> 00:17:28,370 Payment received. Let's go. 387 00:17:51,290 --> 00:17:52,520 Hi! 388 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:53,990 Yes, hey. I'm really interested. 389 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:55,760 to buy a lot of your products, but first, 390 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,560 I need you to put it on my face, 391 00:17:58,560 --> 00:18:01,330 in a good way, free. 392 00:18:01,330 --> 00:18:04,100 I need a full face, with the "Wow." 393 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,540 Mimosa, give me orange juice. 394 00:18:10,540 --> 00:18:13,440 Here. Come on. Give it. 395 00:18:24,710 --> 00:18:25,980 Success. 396 00:18:25,980 --> 00:18:27,850 You are three-and-a-half hours late. 397 00:18:27,850 --> 00:18:31,320 Yay! Time for lunch! 398 00:18:31,540 --> 00:18:33,390 And don't worry about your weight. 399 00:18:33,390 --> 00:18:35,320 This will be normal again, after you stop breastfeeding your baby. 400 00:18:35,320 --> 00:18:37,220 "Katie." That's the name. 401 00:18:37,220 --> 00:18:38,290 OK. 402 00:18:38,290 --> 00:18:39,920 Oh no. I have to pee. 403 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,720 The last few days I used to urinate. 404 00:18:41,720 --> 00:18:42,830 You can take care... / No, no, no, no, no. 405 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:45,960 I can't look after a baby. 406 00:18:45,960 --> 00:18:49,130 Hello. How are you today? 407 00:18:49,130 --> 00:18:52,600 Your mother will be back soon. 408 00:18:52,600 --> 00:18:56,470 What, um, "Katie" stands for "Katherine"? 409 00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:58,700 Look, people will see this. 410 00:18:58,700 --> 00:19:01,640 what you just did and think about when you smile. 411 00:19:01,640 --> 00:19:03,110 But, because I'm a doctor, 412 00:19:03,110 --> 00:19:05,110 I know that it's possible... 413 00:19:05,110 --> 00:19:09,310 Only your tricks. 414 00:19:09,610 --> 00:19:10,810 You know no? 415 00:19:10,810 --> 00:19:12,750 You're not funny, 416 00:19:12,750 --> 00:19:14,880 and I'm not interested. 417 00:19:14,880 --> 00:19:19,580 So, you will continue to love it, but I'm not interested 418 00:19:21,590 --> 00:19:23,020 Shut up, honey. 419 00:19:23,020 --> 00:19:24,790 And, you know no? Don't touch it, 420 00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,590 because it's not healthy. 421 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,060 Yes. 422 00:19:28,060 --> 00:19:31,160 The germs can interfere, like small microbes. 423 00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:35,800 that goes into your mouth, and will make you sick. 424 00:19:35,800 --> 00:19:38,900 So don't eat your shoes. 425 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:44,440 You won't miss. No, it will work. 426 00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,770 Why did you put everything in your mouth? 427 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:51,440 Hello. Hi. 428 00:20:01,450 --> 00:20:02,790 And so we know, 429 00:20:02,790 --> 00:20:04,420 There are many people in this world. 430 00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:06,920 that requires things like you in their lives, 431 00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,560 To make his life perfect. 432 00:20:08,560 --> 00:20:14,460 I'm not one of them. No, I'm fine. 433 00:20:27,180 --> 00:20:30,170 OK. You win. 434 00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:43,020 If Tom texted you, don't reply, because it's still noon, 435 00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,790 Wait four more hours to reply. 436 00:20:44,790 --> 00:20:46,960 I don't even think about it. 437 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:48,220 Don't lie! 438 00:20:48,220 --> 00:20:49,690 You need it and you need it. 439 00:20:49,690 --> 00:20:50,760 and unable to avoid that. 440 00:20:50,760 --> 00:20:52,230 All abilities. 441 00:20:52,230 --> 00:20:54,100 I think I can, like... 442 00:20:54,100 --> 00:20:55,830 And, when you respond, don't use full sentences. 443 00:20:55,830 --> 00:20:57,400 OK. 444 00:20:57,400 --> 00:20:59,200 And if you use emojis, I will hit you. 445 00:20:59,200 --> 00:21:00,370 Alright! 446 00:21:00,370 --> 00:21:02,630 Alright! 447 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,510 No! No! Oh no! 448 00:21:14,510 --> 00:21:16,710 You can take it back later that afternoon. 449 00:21:16,710 --> 00:21:17,850 OK. 450 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:19,110 Emoji? 451 00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,150 This is very stupid. right 452 00:21:27,150 --> 00:21:29,090 Looks like I don't know are you right with me. 453 00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:30,320 Sure. 454 00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,090 And I won't be one of the cliche girls. 455 00:21:32,090 --> 00:21:33,120 who thinks I can, like, change you, or something. 456 00:21:33,120 --> 00:21:35,490 No, you can't. / No. 457 00:21:42,860 --> 00:21:44,330 I tell you. 458 00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,200 Sex? This is the best way to know what you want. 459 00:21:47,200 --> 00:21:49,300 Think about this, all love, overall, 460 00:21:49,300 --> 00:21:51,700 "I just want a man to meet when I'm cold." 461 00:21:51,700 --> 00:21:53,040 Tell the man... 462 00:21:53,040 --> 00:21:55,070 when you are cold. / This means he... 463 00:21:55,070 --> 00:21:58,140 This means he is pretending, because he knows what you want to hear. 464 00:21:58,140 --> 00:21:59,980 the man is lying. 465 00:21:59,980 --> 00:22:01,380 But I care if you are cold, 466 00:22:01,380 --> 00:22:03,310 I tell everyone the same thing. 467 00:22:03,310 --> 00:22:06,120 "If you're looking for someone, it's not me." 468 00:22:06,120 --> 00:22:07,480 "If you are looking for someone" 469 00:22:07,480 --> 00:22:10,550 "For a little fun, it's not me." 470 00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:13,220 Yes. 471 00:22:14,250 --> 00:22:17,090 I always have a relationship. 472 00:22:17,090 --> 00:22:19,190 But, I think it's only because I... 473 00:22:19,190 --> 00:22:21,330 don't really know how to live single. 474 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,300 Then, you come to the right place. 475 00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:26,830 The trick is to like them, but they leave you. 476 00:22:26,830 --> 00:22:28,000 That way, no one is hurt. 477 00:22:28,000 --> 00:22:29,400 See this. 478 00:22:29,400 --> 00:22:32,270 Do all these things have in common? Come on. 479 00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,600 Um, tomato sauce and beer. 480 00:22:34,600 --> 00:22:36,670 Pickles, chocolate sauce. 481 00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:38,010 Are you pregnant? 482 00:22:38,010 --> 00:22:40,340 No, this can't be used for breakfast. 483 00:22:40,340 --> 00:22:42,010 There is no breakfast in the morning, 484 00:22:42,010 --> 00:22:43,280 because you can't make an omelet. 485 00:22:43,280 --> 00:22:46,110 Plus, there is no water. So, make a headache, 486 00:22:46,110 --> 00:22:47,880 You must be able to survive. 487 00:22:47,880 --> 00:22:49,310 Except if New York water is good. 488 00:22:49,310 --> 00:22:51,050 and you can drink directly from the tap. 489 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:53,580 Yes. But, uh... 490 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:56,950 Using what? 491 00:22:58,150 --> 00:22:59,420 You have to be creative. 492 00:23:03,890 --> 00:23:05,460 Glass. 493 00:23:05,460 --> 00:23:09,690 All right, MacGyver, no woman has arrived this far, but... 494 00:23:11,460 --> 00:23:13,700 do you tell the plumber to turn off your water? 495 00:23:13,700 --> 00:23:15,930 No, I do it myself. 496 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:17,070 What if you need to wash your hands? 497 00:23:17,070 --> 00:23:18,370 Am I, a surgeon? 498 00:23:18,370 --> 00:23:21,630 What if you are thirsty? 499 00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:24,370 Good. / Already prepared. / very good. 500 00:23:24,370 --> 00:23:26,040 Do you also think if last night was only one night's love? 501 00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:27,470 You're psychopath. 502 00:23:27,470 --> 00:23:29,340 I'm not a psychopath. most people like me... 503 00:23:29,340 --> 00:23:30,880 Can't say honestly. 504 00:23:30,880 --> 00:23:35,180 I told you, this is what is out there. 505 00:23:35,180 --> 00:23:37,880 Why did you say it? 506 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:39,350 I don't know. 507 00:23:39,350 --> 00:23:44,620 It's just that, you're different. 508 00:23:47,360 --> 00:23:49,360 Gosh. That's what you often say, To every woman. 509 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,730 Yes it's effective right? 510 00:23:50,730 --> 00:23:51,790 Yes perfect. 511 00:23:51,790 --> 00:23:53,290 We end today. 512 00:23:53,290 --> 00:23:57,460 And this is fun. 513 00:24:00,100 --> 00:24:03,570 See you later. 514 00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:28,450 Hi. 515 00:24:35,460 --> 00:24:37,060 Mimosa? 516 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,770 no, I'm on a trip to a meeting. 517 00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:41,400 So, I might not drink. 518 00:24:43,270 --> 00:24:47,400 Yes, no, I don't want it either I don't want to drink either. 519 00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,240 I bought chocolate chip pancakes. 520 00:24:49,240 --> 00:24:51,010 As we usually eat. 521 00:24:51,010 --> 00:24:54,480 Um, good. I don't have a lot of time, so... 522 00:24:54,480 --> 00:24:58,310 Well, then it's not done, I'm just going to order it. 523 00:24:58,310 --> 00:25:02,810 I'm done. I, I'm finally done. 524 00:25:03,150 --> 00:25:04,980 What? What do you mean ? 525 00:25:04,980 --> 00:25:06,220 Our "rest" time. 526 00:25:06,220 --> 00:25:07,520 I know it's very difficult. 527 00:25:07,520 --> 00:25:09,190 Difficult for both of us. 528 00:25:09,190 --> 00:25:12,890 But, I'm finally ready for together again. 529 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,630 And I will never ask anything. 530 00:25:16,630 --> 00:25:18,890 I've been with someone. 531 00:25:21,130 --> 00:25:24,760 O yes... Congratulations. 532 00:25:26,300 --> 00:25:28,470 So, like this, Josh, I just want to know, 533 00:25:28,470 --> 00:25:30,630 tell me when you're done, huh? 534 00:25:30,630 --> 00:25:32,300 I don't know, Alice. 535 00:25:32,300 --> 00:25:35,040 Like, we can... we will wait until you are finished. 536 00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:36,440 This is different, I'm not... 537 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:41,210 I'm not sure if I want to reverse. 538 00:25:44,180 --> 00:25:47,980 Do you mean, my friend? 539 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:52,510 I don't need to find out that I love you. 540 00:25:53,220 --> 00:25:54,780 And I'm not stupid. 541 00:25:54,780 --> 00:25:58,320 You, I think, have finished, with everything you want to do. 542 00:25:58,320 --> 00:26:01,060 Together with others. 543 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,190 and how easy are you back to me? 544 00:26:03,190 --> 00:26:07,530 No thanks. Everthing is gone. 545 00:26:09,200 --> 00:26:11,860 Who ordered pancakes? 546 00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:15,600 Meg, I'm not ready to be alone. I'm not ready. 547 00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:17,470 I don't know how are going through this. 548 00:26:17,470 --> 00:26:18,940 I don't even know where it is. 549 00:26:18,940 --> 00:26:21,440 I don't even know what, what happened actually. 550 00:26:21,440 --> 00:26:23,440 I will be alone forever. 551 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:24,610 At least my body... 552 00:26:24,610 --> 00:26:27,680 Will be useful as food for my cat. 553 00:26:27,680 --> 00:26:32,380 In eight weeks my body was not found, because no one was looking for it. 554 00:26:32,380 --> 00:26:34,620 Why did you watch Bridget Jones? 555 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,150 What do I say? 556 00:26:36,150 --> 00:26:37,380 When it feels beautiful. 557 00:26:37,380 --> 00:26:40,220 I know, but it's a bad idea. 558 00:26:40,220 --> 00:26:41,920 You suddenly follow... 559 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:44,190 "Sex and the City" and "Bridget Jones". 560 00:26:44,190 --> 00:26:47,630 and think that you have to have a single experience. 561 00:26:47,630 --> 00:26:49,660 Though it's all nonsense. 562 00:26:49,660 --> 00:26:53,430 No. The girls have never looked for a boyfriend. 563 00:26:53,430 --> 00:26:54,900 And this is good. 564 00:26:54,900 --> 00:26:56,670 Because now you can focus on your career. 565 00:26:56,670 --> 00:26:59,230 What? No! I do not want. 566 00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:01,200 That will hurt. 567 00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:02,640 Whoa! 568 00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:05,710 Okay, you've never been single for! 569 00:27:05,710 --> 00:27:06,710 Yes. 570 00:27:06,710 --> 00:27:08,210 You have to go looking... 571 00:27:08,210 --> 00:27:10,240 And collect 200 penis. 572 00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,580 And you remember... 573 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,580 the best thing that ever happened to me. 574 00:27:13,580 --> 00:27:15,550 is when I think about quit medical school. 575 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,480 Don't tell stories medical school. 576 00:27:17,480 --> 00:27:19,350 And then, I have a boyfriend the bastard, Bobby, 577 00:27:19,350 --> 00:27:21,650 Having an affair with my lab partner. 578 00:27:21,650 --> 00:27:25,450 because he is willing to do that I don't want to do. 579 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:27,860 Does it involve midgets? 580 00:27:27,860 --> 00:27:30,120 No. 581 00:27:30,260 --> 00:27:32,360 I've slept with albino. 582 00:27:32,360 --> 00:27:35,400 Anyway, the good news is, 583 00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,200 There are now 3,000 beautiful babies in the world... 584 00:27:37,200 --> 00:27:38,460 and no one can take it... 585 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,930 from me... from him. 586 00:27:39,930 --> 00:27:41,770 Why don't you go to one of the alumni events? 587 00:27:41,770 --> 00:27:42,700 Alumni program? 588 00:27:42,700 --> 00:27:45,400 You go, and you meet with people... 589 00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:48,510 and if you really like what you do. 590 00:27:48,510 --> 00:27:51,540 Getting "men" is easy. 591 00:27:51,540 --> 00:27:53,910 No! I don't want to be like you, Meg. 592 00:27:53,910 --> 00:27:56,780 I don't want my job to be my life. 593 00:27:57,880 --> 00:28:00,920 Good. Sisters, time is over. 594 00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:04,750 There are pros and cons among you, understand? 595 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:07,420 Pro. Young and beautiful. 596 00:28:07,420 --> 00:28:10,430 Pro. Beautiful too, for your age. 597 00:28:10,430 --> 00:28:12,890 Suskses. Doctor. Access to pills. 598 00:28:12,890 --> 00:28:14,630 Cons. There is no access to the pill. 599 00:28:14,630 --> 00:28:16,900 Cons. You're really stingy with pills. 600 00:28:16,900 --> 00:28:18,130 Right. 601 00:28:18,130 --> 00:28:19,470 Pro. Love me unconditionally. 602 00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:21,400 Give me a spare key to the apartment. 603 00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,870 Have a nice underwear drawer. 604 00:28:22,870 --> 00:28:24,300 Very neat and organized. 605 00:28:24,300 --> 00:28:25,570 Do you have the keys to my apartment? 606 00:28:25,570 --> 00:28:28,370 Cons. Do not ask personal questions. 607 00:28:28,370 --> 00:28:31,170 Good. I will be back lonely, 608 00:28:31,170 --> 00:28:34,840 Crazy about going to work and returning to the hospital. 609 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:40,540 Cons. Ugly when sad. 610 00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,650 Hey, uh, did you bring sandwich from your own house? 611 00:28:50,690 --> 00:28:52,920 Do you wear pajamas at the bar? 612 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:53,890 These are sports pants. 613 00:28:53,890 --> 00:28:55,760 I think you want to kick someone else. 614 00:28:55,760 --> 00:28:57,430 You might want to make them "give up" and go home. 615 00:28:57,430 --> 00:28:58,560 Leave me alone. 616 00:28:58,560 --> 00:29:01,600 I like this bar. 617 00:29:01,600 --> 00:29:04,500 Lucy? 618 00:29:04,500 --> 00:29:05,800 Lucy? 619 00:29:05,800 --> 00:29:07,430 Hi! 620 00:29:07,430 --> 00:29:08,930 Oh my God! 621 00:29:08,930 --> 00:29:10,600 Brittany! / Hi! 622 00:29:10,600 --> 00:29:12,340 How are you? / How are you? 623 00:29:12,340 --> 00:29:13,570 I will get married! 624 00:29:13,570 --> 00:29:15,340 He will get married! 625 00:29:15,340 --> 00:29:16,710 This is the best news... 626 00:29:16,710 --> 00:29:18,610 I've ever heard in my life! 627 00:29:18,610 --> 00:29:20,040 Oh, yay! 628 00:29:20,040 --> 00:29:21,440 How old are your children? 629 00:29:21,440 --> 00:29:23,210 No. 630 00:29:23,210 --> 00:29:27,080 I don't have children. I just read it. 631 00:29:27,080 --> 00:29:28,580 But it's not what you think. 632 00:29:28,580 --> 00:29:31,080 Is this more like voluntary? 633 00:29:31,080 --> 00:29:32,490 Oh Oh 634 00:29:32,490 --> 00:29:34,050 Yes. Yes. 635 00:29:34,050 --> 00:29:35,490 So, are you married? 636 00:29:35,490 --> 00:29:37,020 Not yet. 637 00:29:37,020 --> 00:29:38,090 Dating someone? 638 00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:39,490 Uh, it doesn't seem. 639 00:29:39,490 --> 00:29:40,820 Are you divorced? 640 00:29:40,820 --> 00:29:42,690 No, no one has ever loved me. 641 00:29:42,690 --> 00:29:44,960 Who finally divorced me. 642 00:29:45,330 --> 00:29:47,660 You have to join the game, before you can lose, so... 643 00:29:47,660 --> 00:29:51,900 I'm not even a good loser. 644 00:29:51,900 --> 00:29:53,730 Oh, my God, is this a penis straw? 645 00:29:53,730 --> 00:29:56,140 You seem to be going through a crazy night. 646 00:29:56,140 --> 00:29:57,970 Hi. 647 00:30:05,940 --> 00:30:08,270 Hello dear. 648 00:30:08,480 --> 00:30:09,780 This, um... 649 00:30:09,780 --> 00:30:11,510 It's okay, you can say it. 650 00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:13,150 Miss independent here, right? 651 00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:14,380 I'm his girlfriend. 652 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,120 Oh! She's your girlfriend. 653 00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:17,680 This is my boyfriend. 654 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:20,120 Oh my God, isn't he looking hot in these pants? 655 00:30:20,120 --> 00:30:22,190 Oh, wow, so sweet. 656 00:30:22,190 --> 00:30:24,520 This is Brittany. He will get married soon. 657 00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,850 Oh, you want to get married. Wedding! 658 00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:30,360 End of spontaneous sex, traveling alone. 659 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:34,360 and buy whatever you want without having to ask permission, right? 660 00:30:34,530 --> 00:30:36,060 Marriage! 661 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:39,730 Congratulations, good luck. I hope so. 662 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:43,230 Sorry. There are no filters. 663 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,450 Try to hear. I hope, the kiss isn't excessive. 664 00:31:06,450 --> 00:31:08,890 Gosh. No, no, that's great! 665 00:31:08,890 --> 00:31:13,290 Thank you very much! Good night. 666 00:31:48,060 --> 00:31:50,320 Oh 667 00:32:00,900 --> 00:32:04,230 Come on, damn it! 668 00:32:04,230 --> 00:32:06,400 Hey. 669 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,200 Sorry. Is that supposed to be a personal moment? 670 00:32:09,200 --> 00:32:12,100 I can't open my flat. 671 00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:14,610 I apologize for what I said to you. 672 00:32:14,610 --> 00:32:15,970 What? 673 00:32:15,970 --> 00:32:17,140 I say, I'm sorry for what I said to you. 674 00:32:17,140 --> 00:32:19,460 I can't hear you. 675 00:32:19,470 --> 00:32:24,480 I said I apologize for what I said to you! 676 00:32:27,110 --> 00:32:28,710 What? 677 00:32:28,710 --> 00:32:30,750 I will have a baby. 678 00:32:30,750 --> 00:32:32,680 What? / I found a sperm donor. 679 00:32:32,680 --> 00:32:34,850 This person. She's Swedish. 680 00:32:34,850 --> 00:32:36,450 Oh my God. / He doesn't have cancer 681 00:32:36,450 --> 00:32:39,320 Family history, no one has ever used illegal drugs. 682 00:32:39,320 --> 00:32:41,690 There is no history, any mental illness, or... 683 00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:43,030 Oh my God. / I know. 684 00:32:43,030 --> 00:32:46,360 Oh my God. 685 00:32:46,530 --> 00:32:48,500 I know. 686 00:32:48,500 --> 00:32:49,860 Wait. Do you think it's a bad idea? 687 00:32:49,860 --> 00:32:51,660 Why did you say "Oh, my God" five times? 688 00:32:51,660 --> 00:32:53,500 No, but... Wait, when did you meet him? 689 00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,200 That's the good news. 690 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,840 I have never, met him, or his family. 691 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,870 There has never been at all. 692 00:32:59,870 --> 00:33:01,670 Never. Is that crazy? 693 00:33:01,670 --> 00:33:04,110 No Oh, my God, you will have a baby. 694 00:33:04,110 --> 00:33:06,780 I know! / You will have a baby! 695 00:33:06,780 --> 00:33:08,810 I am happy too. 696 00:33:08,810 --> 00:33:11,850 You will always be my first baby. 697 00:33:11,850 --> 00:33:14,980 But you have to be an adult. 698 00:33:14,980 --> 00:33:17,080 And you have to move this Friday. 699 00:33:17,080 --> 00:33:18,090 What? 700 00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:19,790 The apartment manager, has found you here. 701 00:33:19,790 --> 00:33:21,820 Is this a bad idea? Do you want a story? 702 00:33:21,820 --> 00:33:24,160 No, you will be the best mother in the world. 703 00:33:24,160 --> 00:33:25,760 Wait. What do you mean? 704 00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:27,890 What did you just say about the apartment manager? 705 00:33:27,890 --> 00:33:30,210 You have to go on Friday. 706 00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:32,500 Not that, you are allowed to receive guests. 707 00:33:32,500 --> 00:33:34,530 Yes. But I am not allowed receive guests. 708 00:33:34,530 --> 00:33:36,300 which slides down through the sewer, while naked. 709 00:33:36,300 --> 00:33:39,200 I didn't do it. 710 00:33:39,200 --> 00:33:41,100 Oh 711 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:42,140 Robin who did it. 712 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,800 I've seen security records. And it... 713 00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:07,790 I don't know. 714 00:34:07,790 --> 00:34:09,190 this seems a comfortable place, 715 00:34:09,190 --> 00:34:12,330 Are you sure you live here? 716 00:34:12,330 --> 00:34:14,630 Oh, this can be a window for reading. 717 00:34:14,630 --> 00:34:16,630 Reading is for losers. 718 00:34:16,630 --> 00:34:18,270 I don't know. I really like it. 719 00:34:18,270 --> 00:34:19,870 Yeah, but, I mean... Oh! 720 00:34:19,870 --> 00:34:21,070 Wait! No, don't do that! 721 00:34:21,070 --> 00:34:23,300 This is already damaged. 722 00:34:23,300 --> 00:34:24,640 I will take it. 723 00:34:24,640 --> 00:34:26,170 This place is dangerous. 724 00:34:26,170 --> 00:34:27,670 This is perfect. 725 00:34:27,670 --> 00:34:30,300 Don't... Don't... 726 00:34:30,870 --> 00:34:34,840 Is this just broken? / Yes. 727 00:35:34,370 --> 00:35:37,430 Good night. 728 00:35:40,240 --> 00:35:43,110 This is very strange. 729 00:35:43,540 --> 00:35:45,740 Maybe you should leave it there. 730 00:35:45,740 --> 00:35:47,140 Maybe you don't have to shuffle it like that. 731 00:35:47,140 --> 00:35:48,810 What is it, just to urinate. 732 00:35:48,810 --> 00:35:51,310 No, it's not like that. It's not Polaroid. 733 00:35:51,310 --> 00:35:53,320 I will be the best aunt. 734 00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:55,080 I will give the child whatever he wants. 735 00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:56,790 At any time. 736 00:35:56,790 --> 00:35:58,190 Don't be too hopeful, understand? 737 00:35:58,190 --> 00:36:00,090 Because this has not been successful, in the first experiment. 738 00:36:00,090 --> 00:36:02,720 It's too late. 739 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,760 See? I told you. 740 00:36:09,760 --> 00:36:11,160 Are you okay? / Yes. 741 00:36:11,160 --> 00:36:13,500 Oh no, it's always... this is... 742 00:36:13,500 --> 00:36:16,700 This doesn't always work for the first try, as I said. 743 00:36:16,700 --> 00:36:19,430 What? 744 00:36:22,340 --> 00:36:26,670 I usually deal with this sort of thing. You know right. 745 00:36:27,010 --> 00:36:28,540 Do you drink enough water? 746 00:36:28,540 --> 00:36:31,880 Your lips are completely dry, means you are dehydrated. 747 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:35,140 I will take water for you. 748 00:36:40,950 --> 00:36:42,220 This plum works. 749 00:36:42,220 --> 00:36:43,650 throughout the end of summer, and the beginning of autumn. 750 00:36:43,650 --> 00:36:44,720 Alice! 751 00:36:44,720 --> 00:36:46,020 And this is very beautiful, 752 00:36:46,020 --> 00:36:49,140 This is Italian plum prune. 753 00:36:49,590 --> 00:36:51,290 So, we will make caramel. 754 00:36:51,290 --> 00:36:53,820 with a cup of sugar, and one third of a cup of water. 755 00:36:53,820 --> 00:36:55,220 I will cook it on a fire that is not too lively. 756 00:36:55,220 --> 00:36:57,460 Until caramel and chocolate blend together. 757 00:36:57,460 --> 00:36:59,760 Alice! 758 00:37:02,500 --> 00:37:03,930 Hey. Hey. 759 00:37:03,930 --> 00:37:05,470 My buzzer is broken. 760 00:37:05,470 --> 00:37:07,930 It's like Romeo and Juliet who have lived in New York. 761 00:37:07,930 --> 00:37:10,200 This is not good. Can I ride? 762 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:13,070 Yes 763 00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:22,440 If you want to make this cake next time. 764 00:37:35,450 --> 00:37:37,750 Hey. 765 00:37:37,750 --> 00:37:38,950 Nice to meet you. 766 00:37:38,950 --> 00:37:42,020 Nice to see you. What is wrong? 767 00:37:42,020 --> 00:37:43,620 Well, when I'm in the bathroom. 768 00:37:43,620 --> 00:37:45,060 I found yours. 769 00:37:45,060 --> 00:37:48,730 so I think you might want it. 770 00:37:51,500 --> 00:37:54,530 I can come pick it up. 771 00:37:54,530 --> 00:37:58,570 That's the problem, so... 772 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,740 that's the reason why I'm here. 773 00:38:02,310 --> 00:38:06,970 So, Michelle stays with me tomorrow. 774 00:38:06,970 --> 00:38:10,880 So... / Wow! 775 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:13,450 Michelle. 776 00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:14,810 It turns out he has a name too. 777 00:38:14,810 --> 00:38:16,180 He has a name. 778 00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:17,380 Well, technically, he also has a name. 779 00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,980 I mean, house rent will go up. 780 00:38:18,980 --> 00:38:20,420 and I live with Craigslist men. 781 00:38:20,420 --> 00:38:21,950 he starts stealing my socks. 782 00:38:21,950 --> 00:38:23,290 That makes sense. 783 00:38:23,290 --> 00:38:24,990 Makes sense. / And we are very happy. 784 00:38:24,990 --> 00:38:27,560 us. You say "us." nice. 785 00:38:27,560 --> 00:38:28,620 So... 786 00:38:28,620 --> 00:38:30,390 So, let me show my house. 787 00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:33,430 this kitchen. This is the dining room. 788 00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:38,570 This is the living room and my work, in the bedroom area. 789 00:38:38,570 --> 00:38:41,570 Do you work using Spanish? 790 00:38:41,570 --> 00:38:43,100 Oh, it's like that since I moved, 791 00:38:43,100 --> 00:38:44,570 I don't know how to fix it. 792 00:38:44,570 --> 00:38:46,640 And now I don't know what the world will be like. 793 00:38:46,640 --> 00:38:49,500 If there is no Spanish. 794 00:38:52,480 --> 00:38:55,440 It's pretty easy, you know, that's... 795 00:39:01,920 --> 00:39:03,450 Alice. 796 00:39:03,450 --> 00:39:07,550 You're very skilled. 797 00:39:07,890 --> 00:39:09,090 Alice. 798 00:39:09,090 --> 00:39:12,450 Michelle is really lucky. 799 00:39:13,660 --> 00:39:16,930 I didn't expect this to happen. 800 00:39:16,930 --> 00:39:19,390 I just... 801 00:39:19,960 --> 00:39:22,560 I have never compared everyone to you. 802 00:39:22,560 --> 00:39:26,460 and then I meet with someone who is pretty good. 803 00:39:26,730 --> 00:39:29,600 I'm happy for you. 804 00:39:29,670 --> 00:39:32,070 Yes, I can see it. 805 00:39:32,070 --> 00:39:36,110 Alice. OK. 806 00:39:36,110 --> 00:39:37,870 I will go. 807 00:39:37,870 --> 00:39:40,340 Good. 808 00:39:53,750 --> 00:39:56,850 You must continue your life. 809 00:39:57,720 --> 00:40:00,020 Good. 810 00:40:00,020 --> 00:40:02,030 Eh, Don't look at the past, Look at the future. 811 00:40:02,030 --> 00:40:03,590 You can't sleep with Tom again. 812 00:40:03,590 --> 00:40:05,490 Then we have to repeat it again... 813 00:40:05,490 --> 00:40:07,730 Come to a different bar. 814 00:40:07,730 --> 00:40:09,460 No, you will be fine, 815 00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:11,930 Don't give him the amount of your drink. 816 00:40:11,930 --> 00:40:13,970 How many drinks do I have? 817 00:40:13,970 --> 00:40:16,070 In every friendship between men and women. 818 00:40:16,070 --> 00:40:17,840 there are a number of drinks. 819 00:40:17,840 --> 00:40:20,670 and if you surpass it, that means you will definitely have sex. 820 00:40:20,670 --> 00:40:22,880 So, how many drinks do I need to make you sick? 821 00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:24,010 Two and a half. 822 00:40:24,010 --> 00:40:25,040 but maybe three, if I eat. 823 00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:26,150 Three. 824 00:40:26,150 --> 00:40:28,110 Okay, and Tom eight. 825 00:40:28,110 --> 00:40:29,710 So you can't touch eleven drinks. 826 00:40:29,710 --> 00:40:31,020 between you two. 827 00:40:31,020 --> 00:40:33,450 Good. Not one for you, 10 for him. 828 00:40:33,450 --> 00:40:35,490 No, six for him, five for you. 829 00:40:35,490 --> 00:40:36,890 If I have more than five drinks. 830 00:40:36,890 --> 00:40:38,150 I have sex with you. 831 00:40:38,150 --> 00:40:39,950 The amount of my drink is 27. 832 00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:41,390 What? 833 00:40:41,390 --> 00:40:43,720 I'm even more than 24. 834 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,760 That... 835 00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,760 What are you doing? Stop it. 836 00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:50,860 What is that? / Stop. 837 00:40:52,600 --> 00:40:54,300 Gosh. 838 00:40:54,300 --> 00:40:55,970 I thought it would be hot. But it's cold. 839 00:40:55,970 --> 00:40:57,030 You have LTRP. 840 00:40:57,030 --> 00:40:58,130 Gosh. Is it true ? 841 00:40:58,130 --> 00:40:59,300 Yes 842 00:40:59,300 --> 00:41:01,170 Tom gave it to me. 843 00:41:01,170 --> 00:41:02,540 Wait. What is LTRP? 844 00:41:02,540 --> 00:41:04,110 Long-term Pussy Relationships. 845 00:41:04,110 --> 00:41:06,010 You need to get treatment. 846 00:41:06,010 --> 00:41:08,040 What do you mean? I don't even have feathers. 847 00:41:08,040 --> 00:41:09,480 It's like you dropped your hair brush. 848 00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,310 and sticky in your vagina. 849 00:41:11,310 --> 00:41:13,810 I can make "forest" the dreadlocks, and make it a reggae band. 850 00:41:13,810 --> 00:41:16,480 Looks like a bowl of curly fries. 851 00:41:16,480 --> 00:41:19,520 It's like Gandalf looks right at me. 852 00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:22,350 "There won't be a penis that escapes!" 853 00:41:22,350 --> 00:41:25,220 You've messed up my life so much. 854 00:41:43,100 --> 00:41:44,210 Hi. 855 00:41:44,210 --> 00:41:46,610 Hi. Do you have business here? 856 00:41:46,610 --> 00:41:51,440 Um, I just want to come here. 857 00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,550 Not the actual way right? 858 00:41:54,550 --> 00:41:57,750 Not only physically, but emotionally. 859 00:41:57,750 --> 00:41:59,020 Yes. 860 00:41:59,020 --> 00:42:01,950 Eh, no, I'm asking if your show is here? 861 00:42:01,950 --> 00:42:03,920 Oh, um... 862 00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:05,220 Gosh. 863 00:42:05,220 --> 00:42:07,460 The Wesleyan Alumni Networking event. 864 00:42:07,460 --> 00:42:10,390 Cool. 865 00:42:19,670 --> 00:42:20,730 Oh, I'm sorry. 866 00:42:20,730 --> 00:42:22,040 Sorry sorry. 867 00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,900 Gosh. Gosh. 868 00:42:23,900 --> 00:42:26,540 Oh, God, we... 869 00:42:44,950 --> 00:42:46,190 Hey. Come back to the line. 870 00:42:46,190 --> 00:42:49,090 You screw up the beat. 871 00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,190 I'm David Stone, nice to meet you. 872 00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:52,830 Hi. Hey, I'm Alice. 873 00:42:52,830 --> 00:42:53,990 Alice... 874 00:42:53,990 --> 00:42:55,290 Kepley. / Kepley. 875 00:42:55,290 --> 00:42:57,330 This is not as good as "Stone." 876 00:42:57,330 --> 00:42:59,030 Do you want one of my business cards? 877 00:42:59,030 --> 00:43:01,930 Or maybe you can get 400 sheets, so that it floods your bathroom. 878 00:43:01,930 --> 00:43:03,000 What is that? 879 00:43:03,000 --> 00:43:05,170 Um, My Social Security Number, 880 00:43:05,170 --> 00:43:07,800 My mother's maiden name, my ATM PIN. 881 00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,070 That's what happened to him, right? 882 00:43:09,070 --> 00:43:11,200 Really, that's very important. 883 00:43:11,200 --> 00:43:12,500 What are you doing? 884 00:43:12,500 --> 00:43:13,940 Um, I'm a paralegal. 885 00:43:13,940 --> 00:43:16,740 Yes. Brown, Light and Finkelstein. 886 00:43:16,740 --> 00:43:19,370 What is on Wall Street 144? / Yes. 887 00:43:19,370 --> 00:43:21,110 Yes, I have a building next to it. 888 00:43:21,110 --> 00:43:22,640 Do you "have" a building? 889 00:43:22,640 --> 00:43:25,080 Like, in Fantasy Building League? 890 00:43:25,080 --> 00:43:27,450 Eh, no. Um, I don't "have" the building, 891 00:43:27,450 --> 00:43:29,050 I almost have it. 892 00:43:29,050 --> 00:43:30,750 There is no way to make the correct sound. 893 00:43:30,750 --> 00:43:32,750 I'm a developer, I'm not alone. 894 00:43:32,750 --> 00:43:34,590 It's like a group of people, but... 895 00:43:34,590 --> 00:43:38,650 It's like real estate work. / Yes, I know, that's pretty good. 896 00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:41,490 Oh, your team. 897 00:43:41,490 --> 00:43:42,930 It's a boring song. 898 00:43:42,930 --> 00:43:44,930 Are you kidding me? This is my favorite song! / Is it true ? 899 00:43:44,930 --> 00:43:50,300 Yes, this is my top 13 favorite song of all time. 900 00:43:51,060 --> 00:43:53,270 Oh, I'm sorry, it's my daughter. 901 00:43:53,270 --> 00:43:54,800 Oh yes, no, Me too. 902 00:43:54,800 --> 00:43:57,370 I mean, a princess. 903 00:43:57,370 --> 00:43:59,170 Nice to meet you. 904 00:43:59,170 --> 00:44:01,970 See you later. Yes. 905 00:44:07,410 --> 00:44:10,040 OK, 30 seconds left. 906 00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:11,450 Twenty-seven. 907 00:44:11,450 --> 00:44:14,710 Doesn't it take three to 10 minutes, right? 908 00:44:14,710 --> 00:44:16,280 I do this in the form of solidarity. 909 00:44:16,280 --> 00:44:20,080 Everything. I'm positive. 910 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:22,180 What? / What? 911 00:44:22,180 --> 00:44:23,920 Wait. 912 00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:26,250 I took a drug test. Isn't that what you are doing? 913 00:44:26,250 --> 00:44:28,650 No 914 00:44:35,410 --> 00:44:37,300 I... 915 00:44:37,300 --> 00:44:38,960 You are pregnant. 916 00:44:38,960 --> 00:44:40,270 I am pregnant. 917 00:44:40,270 --> 00:44:44,030 It's okay, don't worry. We will take care of it. 918 00:44:44,030 --> 00:44:46,270 I mean, "Yes!" 919 00:44:46,270 --> 00:44:48,370 You're pregnant! 920 00:44:48,370 --> 00:44:50,040 We are pregnant! 921 00:44:50,040 --> 00:44:51,310 I'm not pregnant! 922 00:44:51,310 --> 00:44:53,300 I'm a drug user! 923 00:45:17,330 --> 00:45:20,200 I found my partner! This is Paul. 924 00:45:20,200 --> 00:45:21,300 Hey. 925 00:45:21,300 --> 00:45:23,660 The teeth are very good! 926 00:45:30,810 --> 00:45:34,980 Alright, damn office? It's time for Santa's secret! 927 00:45:34,980 --> 00:45:38,080 Who is ready to reach the half of my magic. 928 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:39,450 and win the prize yourself? 929 00:45:39,450 --> 00:45:43,350 Doris, you're the first, honey. 930 00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:47,890 Whoa! This is a hole-puncher! 931 00:45:47,890 --> 00:45:50,520 You win Kathy's credit card. 932 00:45:50,520 --> 00:45:51,860 Let's do it, dance by making circles! 933 00:45:51,860 --> 00:45:55,890 Bridget, come here, Basic slut! 934 00:45:57,160 --> 00:46:01,330 How many sliders do I need to make burgers? 935 00:46:01,330 --> 00:46:03,130 What? 936 00:46:03,130 --> 00:46:05,770 How many small burgers do I need to make a burger? 937 00:46:05,770 --> 00:46:08,200 You're crazy. 938 00:46:08,200 --> 00:46:09,400 Don't call me crazy. 939 00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:11,570 Never call crazy pregnant women. 940 00:46:11,570 --> 00:46:13,370 understand? / OK. / Never ever. 941 00:46:13,370 --> 00:46:14,840 Good. 942 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:16,770 How much small meat to make big meat? 943 00:46:16,770 --> 00:46:19,970 I don't know, maybe four? 944 00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:21,780 I use seven. 945 00:46:21,780 --> 00:46:23,310 Eight. I mean eight. 946 00:46:23,310 --> 00:46:24,640 What are four or eight? 947 00:46:24,640 --> 00:46:27,210 It's eight, or more. Everybody knows that. 948 00:46:27,210 --> 00:46:28,310 Who said that? 949 00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:30,880 Slider People. 950 00:46:31,550 --> 00:46:34,390 Please blink, Let me know you're alive. 951 00:46:34,390 --> 00:46:35,750 I'm sorry. / Oh, my God. 952 00:46:35,750 --> 00:46:38,160 I have to pump blood through my body. 953 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,660 in an uncomfortable way. 954 00:46:39,660 --> 00:46:42,230 and it feels like are all here. 955 00:46:42,230 --> 00:46:44,630 Don't touch your stomach like that in my workplace. 956 00:46:44,630 --> 00:46:46,030 I need a man. 957 00:46:46,030 --> 00:46:47,260 A man? 958 00:46:47,260 --> 00:46:48,900 I don't know... I don't know what happened. 959 00:46:48,900 --> 00:46:50,630 These, like, hormones. 960 00:46:50,630 --> 00:46:55,470 Actually, there is a man watching you. 961 00:46:55,470 --> 00:46:58,550 Which one? / He... 962 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:02,440 Do you see it? / No. 963 00:47:02,440 --> 00:47:05,780 OK. He is like... 964 00:47:06,210 --> 00:47:08,910 Right there. 965 00:47:10,320 --> 00:47:12,180 No. / Why? 966 00:47:12,180 --> 00:47:14,020 Because he is too young. 967 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,120 All young people want to do is having sex all day long. 968 00:47:16,120 --> 00:47:19,490 I can only 10 minutes, 969 00:47:19,490 --> 00:47:22,590 and then take a nap which is very long. 970 00:47:22,590 --> 00:47:24,460 How old is the Niblet? 971 00:47:24,460 --> 00:47:27,860 Maybe, twenty seven? 972 00:47:27,860 --> 00:47:29,600 The reason people like that want to talk to me... 973 00:47:29,600 --> 00:47:31,600 is to get medical marijuana recipes. 974 00:47:31,600 --> 00:47:33,200 So, no need. 975 00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,100 I think he came. / Yes, he really wants that. 976 00:47:35,100 --> 00:47:36,870 Wait, he might want to eat. 977 00:47:36,870 --> 00:47:40,070 Don't look there. No, he came. 978 00:47:40,070 --> 00:47:41,610 He's here. 979 00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:43,110 I just saw you looking at me from there. 980 00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:46,480 I think I want to come here, says "What's wrong." 981 00:47:49,610 --> 00:47:51,210 Oh my God, I misunderstood, huh? 982 00:47:51,210 --> 00:47:53,150 Are you not... You just talked about... 983 00:47:53,150 --> 00:47:56,750 Um, don't you want me to come here? 984 00:47:59,450 --> 00:48:01,090 Hey, I'm Ken. 985 00:48:01,090 --> 00:48:03,890 Hmm. You must be Alice's sister. 986 00:48:03,890 --> 00:48:05,160 Do you want to drink? / No. 987 00:48:05,160 --> 00:48:06,220 I've been a lot... 988 00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:10,190 I've had a lot of drinks today. 989 00:48:10,490 --> 00:48:12,030 Have you ever heard of something about after-party? 990 00:48:12,030 --> 00:48:14,330 Or even, like, other parts of this party? 991 00:48:14,330 --> 00:48:19,000 Because this feels like day at work. 992 00:48:19,000 --> 00:48:20,500 Oh God, I bored you huh? 993 00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:22,070 What is that... Do you hold you yawn? 994 00:48:22,070 --> 00:48:24,100 Is your face like that? 995 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:27,670 No, I'm sorry. I'm a doctor, and I'm really tired. 996 00:48:27,670 --> 00:48:29,910 What did you say before? 997 00:48:29,910 --> 00:48:33,410 Nothing, I only work here, for now. 998 00:48:33,410 --> 00:48:34,880 But, um... 999 00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,550 Oh God, are you having a stroke? 1000 00:48:37,550 --> 00:48:39,050 Seriously, this is a honeymoon. 1001 00:48:39,050 --> 00:48:41,020 Like, we only met 30 seconds ago. 1002 00:48:41,020 --> 00:48:43,080 Honest, like, if we don't want to make it through this, 1003 00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:44,950 I don't think at all we will make it. 1004 00:48:44,950 --> 00:48:47,390 So why don't you, release it? 1005 00:48:47,390 --> 00:48:50,360 Alright, just release it. 1006 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,920 Yes. 1007 00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,090 That's so cool. 1008 00:48:54,090 --> 00:48:55,360 It feels relief. 1009 00:48:55,360 --> 00:48:57,430 Really? 1010 00:48:57,430 --> 00:48:59,300 What is your name? 1011 00:48:59,300 --> 00:49:00,430 I, uh, Ken. 1012 00:49:00,430 --> 00:49:02,130 And what happens here? 1013 00:49:02,130 --> 00:49:03,560 what is this... I'm not... 1014 00:49:03,560 --> 00:49:05,130 Is this one talisman? 1015 00:49:05,130 --> 00:49:08,740 Where are you, like, foot fetish. I'm in the leg? 1016 00:49:08,740 --> 00:49:11,000 Do you want to be a foot? 1017 00:49:11,000 --> 00:49:15,670 I don't want to be a leg, but I want to go with you. 1018 00:49:16,210 --> 00:49:17,670 Yes. / Why? 1019 00:49:17,670 --> 00:49:19,640 Really? I... don't you want to be with me? 1020 00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:23,440 Yes! I... It doesn't know what I'm saying. No, I just want to know why. 1021 00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:25,280 Because I think you're hot. 1022 00:49:25,280 --> 00:49:27,550 And I think you're funny. 1023 00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:30,080 And I like your face when you try not to yawn. 1024 00:49:30,080 --> 00:49:32,420 Then you yawn amazingly after that, so... 1025 00:49:32,420 --> 00:49:34,750 I mean, it's always something I look for in a girl. 1026 00:49:34,750 --> 00:49:36,420 I don't know. 1027 00:49:36,420 --> 00:49:37,750 But, toast! 1028 00:49:37,750 --> 00:49:41,490 Damn, this is a candle. 1029 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:44,080 So, do you want to do that? 1030 00:49:56,030 --> 00:49:57,430 I don't want something serious. 1031 00:49:57,430 --> 00:49:59,770 Good, because I'm being prepared to get married. 1032 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:02,070 I'm just kidding. 1033 00:50:02,070 --> 00:50:05,570 Oh my God, your body is awesome! 1034 00:50:05,570 --> 00:50:07,370 Do I like hamburgers? 1035 00:50:07,370 --> 00:50:10,270 Your race is like a hamburger. 1036 00:50:10,550 --> 00:50:12,910 Very awesome! 1037 00:50:15,300 --> 00:50:18,580 You don't have to come all the way here with me, right? 1038 00:50:18,580 --> 00:50:20,520 Take the subway with you? 1039 00:50:20,520 --> 00:50:23,220 It was like an additional 20 minutes Paul. 1040 00:50:23,220 --> 00:50:25,120 Aw. thanks. Yes. 1041 00:50:25,120 --> 00:50:26,860 Actually, I have something. 1042 00:50:26,860 --> 00:50:28,160 Oh well. 1043 00:50:28,160 --> 00:50:30,260 I have a sandwich for your lunch on the train. 1044 00:50:30,260 --> 00:50:33,230 Oh thank you. / And there is a bagel cake here, too, 1045 00:50:33,230 --> 00:50:34,830 if you don't want to eat sandwiches. 1046 00:50:34,830 --> 00:50:37,900 this trip is only 45 minutes, but thank you. 1047 00:50:37,900 --> 00:50:39,470 And this too. / What? 1048 00:50:39,470 --> 00:50:40,570 Merry Christmas. 1049 00:50:40,570 --> 00:50:41,900 You don't have to do it. 1050 00:50:41,900 --> 00:50:43,870 It's okay it's just a small thing. 1051 00:50:43,870 --> 00:50:47,230 Oh Open now, huh. 1052 00:50:47,240 --> 00:50:49,310 Whoa! This is our photo. 1053 00:50:49,310 --> 00:50:51,870 It's a memory of our time together. 1054 00:50:51,870 --> 00:50:55,380 Yes, this is our memory for three weeks. 1055 00:50:55,380 --> 00:50:58,650 And then we can fill the rest. 1056 00:50:58,650 --> 00:51:00,380 Oh, so... 1057 00:51:00,380 --> 00:51:04,920 Look, Lucy, I... I really care about you. 1058 00:51:04,920 --> 00:51:10,120 And I don't know if we want to think about long-term relationships. 1059 00:51:10,120 --> 00:51:13,390 it's just that I don't know whether I see the future with you. 1060 00:51:13,390 --> 00:51:16,490 Usually, I break with people before vacation, 1061 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,660 Just like that, you know, That is not a bad thing. 1062 00:51:18,660 --> 00:51:21,360 But I think, because we are dating someone else, 1063 00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:25,400 I will just wait and break with you on the anniversary of "Martin Luther King". 1064 00:51:25,400 --> 00:51:28,140 Okay, I don't know what that means, but it sounds racist. 1065 00:51:28,140 --> 00:51:30,240 It's just statistically, This is the easiest vacation. 1066 00:51:30,240 --> 00:51:31,870 To break up with someone, right? 1067 00:51:31,870 --> 00:51:33,910 I mean, there's no family obligation, 1068 00:51:33,910 --> 00:51:35,710 You can leave before Valentine's Day. 1069 00:51:35,710 --> 00:51:39,350 Sorry, did you just say that you met someone else? 1070 00:51:39,350 --> 00:51:40,680 Yes. 1071 00:51:40,680 --> 00:51:43,080 Isn't that the purpose of online dating? 1072 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:44,520 No. 1073 00:51:44,520 --> 00:51:47,980 That is to find your soul mate! 1074 00:51:48,650 --> 00:51:54,520 I think maybe we have to find someone else. 1075 00:51:54,520 --> 00:51:57,620 OK. happy to talk with you. 1076 00:51:58,090 --> 00:52:00,360 Goodbye. 1077 00:52:02,060 --> 00:52:05,260 Um, Merry Christmas. 1078 00:52:07,470 --> 00:52:12,640 "'We are safe!' Paul said, when they ran from the dragon. " 1079 00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:15,140 Um, who is Paul? 1080 00:52:15,370 --> 00:52:17,970 Sorry, "Prince." 1081 00:52:17,970 --> 00:52:24,680 "Then, he bent to kiss him, and finally said..." 1082 00:52:27,950 --> 00:52:29,620 Oh, damn it! 1083 00:52:29,620 --> 00:52:30,920 How is the story finally? 1084 00:52:30,920 --> 00:52:32,620 I will tell you what is the end. 1085 00:52:32,620 --> 00:52:38,190 He kisses him, and he wakes up and finally feels loved, 1086 00:52:38,190 --> 00:52:40,490 and understood, and desired. 1087 00:52:40,490 --> 00:52:43,500 But then, his friend sees he eats with a bitch. 1088 00:52:43,500 --> 00:52:45,630 and before he realized it, he was dumped from... 1089 00:52:45,630 --> 00:52:47,470 Castle. 1090 00:52:47,470 --> 00:52:49,000 "Bitch"? 1091 00:52:49,000 --> 00:52:50,800 You risk everything "bitch." 1092 00:52:50,800 --> 00:52:55,610 And now, you know, he lamented all his mistakes 1093 00:52:55,610 --> 00:52:59,010 and all the money is spent on make up. 1094 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:02,240 and blow his hair, and his shoes! 1095 00:53:02,240 --> 00:53:04,610 Shoes! For a walk. 1096 00:53:04,610 --> 00:53:07,780 And I'm not supposed to have hair here. 1097 00:53:07,780 --> 00:53:10,450 There is no hair here, but that one ton here. 1098 00:53:10,450 --> 00:53:12,550 I should have tons, one ton here. 1099 00:53:12,550 --> 00:53:13,850 Do you think it's all real? 1100 00:53:13,850 --> 00:53:15,860 Do you think everything is real? / No. 1101 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:17,490 and Spanx! 1102 00:53:17,490 --> 00:53:20,330 Everything. Never use Spanx. 1103 00:53:20,330 --> 00:53:21,830 Because finally will damage your body. 1104 00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:24,830 and then the prince will see all your shortcomings. 1105 00:53:24,830 --> 00:53:26,500 That won't be interesting anymore. 1106 00:53:26,500 --> 00:53:28,170 rather than trying to bend your way. 1107 00:53:28,170 --> 00:53:30,870 from something basically sausage packaging. 1108 00:53:30,870 --> 00:53:32,300 Look at this link! 1109 00:53:32,300 --> 00:53:33,700 You know, we have to rest. 1110 00:53:33,700 --> 00:53:35,540 when telling a story, right? 1111 00:53:35,540 --> 00:53:37,070 Okay, you know no? / Sorry. 1112 00:53:37,070 --> 00:53:38,570 Are you kidding me? / Hey, hey. OK. 1113 00:53:38,570 --> 00:53:40,510 This must be scissors. This is useless. 1114 00:53:40,510 --> 00:53:42,410 Unless your Spanx is made of construction paper. 1115 00:53:42,410 --> 00:53:45,650 And that's the end of the story. 1116 00:53:45,650 --> 00:53:47,410 parents, I ask you sign something. 1117 00:53:47,410 --> 00:53:48,910 Before you leave, if you don't mind. 1118 00:53:48,910 --> 00:53:50,250 Story time next week. 1119 00:53:50,250 --> 00:53:52,550 Same time, same place, different readers. 1120 00:53:52,550 --> 00:53:55,490 Thank you. Okay, now. Hey, you. Hey. How are you? 1121 00:53:55,490 --> 00:53:58,260 Look at me. Hi. Hello. Hey. 1122 00:53:58,260 --> 00:53:59,690 Oh, that was terrible. 1123 00:53:59,690 --> 00:54:03,290 You frighten children and also their parents. 1124 00:54:03,290 --> 00:54:07,760 But that's also something amazing. 1125 00:54:08,500 --> 00:54:11,360 I'm George. 1126 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,830 Lucy. 1127 00:54:17,030 --> 00:54:18,500 Hey. Hey. 1128 00:54:18,500 --> 00:54:20,040 Hey. Hey! 1129 00:54:20,040 --> 00:54:21,700 Hey! Why, thank you. 1130 00:54:21,700 --> 00:54:22,910 For you. / I will accept it. 1131 00:54:22,910 --> 00:54:24,510 Oh no. / This is Robin. 1132 00:54:24,510 --> 00:54:27,610 Yes. I want to save it myself. 1133 00:54:27,610 --> 00:54:28,680 Sorry, we're late. 1134 00:54:28,680 --> 00:54:30,740 It's okay. I'm glad you can come. 1135 00:54:30,740 --> 00:54:34,710 I know it's difficult to be single at the end of the year. this, so... 1136 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:38,920 Why do people always say it? Holidays at holidays are the best for singles. 1137 00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,320 Party every night, free to drink liquor. 1138 00:54:41,320 --> 00:54:43,990 Mmm-hmm. Santa's beard tickles intimate parts. 1139 00:54:43,990 --> 00:54:45,460 What? / Good night. 1140 00:54:45,460 --> 00:54:47,090 Yes, take your jacket... 1141 00:54:47,090 --> 00:54:48,660 Here, you want me to get... 1142 00:54:48,660 --> 00:54:49,930 Thank you. 1143 00:54:49,930 --> 00:54:53,660 Yes, of course. I know it's hard for you. 1144 00:54:53,660 --> 00:54:55,100 For me? / Yes. 1145 00:54:55,100 --> 00:54:56,830 I'm fine. 1146 00:54:56,830 --> 00:55:00,470 Your cool girlfriend is fine with my arrival tonight? 1147 00:55:00,470 --> 00:55:02,700 Yes. Yes, I know, he is an adult. 1148 00:55:02,700 --> 00:55:05,900 And, um, I said you were my cousin. 1149 00:55:05,900 --> 00:55:08,070 Hello dear. / Hey. Hi. 1150 00:55:08,070 --> 00:55:10,670 Oh, you must be Alice. 1151 00:55:10,670 --> 00:55:13,840 Hi! / Hi. 1152 00:55:18,880 --> 00:55:20,550 Oh, Meg! 1153 00:55:20,550 --> 00:55:21,680 Hi. / Hey. 1154 00:55:21,680 --> 00:55:22,950 Hi, what are you doing here? 1155 00:55:22,950 --> 00:55:24,050 I brought you hot chocolate. 1156 00:55:24,050 --> 00:55:25,080 For what? 1157 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:26,650 To drink. 1158 00:55:26,650 --> 00:55:28,620 Oh, I have to go back to work soon. 1159 00:55:28,620 --> 00:55:29,550 OK. 1160 00:55:29,550 --> 00:55:30,990 Oh thank you. / Certain. 1161 00:55:30,990 --> 00:55:33,190 That's good. Hi. 1162 00:55:33,190 --> 00:55:34,560 Nice to meet you. You look better. 1163 00:55:34,560 --> 00:55:36,130 Oh, oh, there's bourbon in it. 1164 00:55:36,130 --> 00:55:37,560 Does that surprise you? 1165 00:55:37,560 --> 00:55:39,590 I've never seen someone like that before. 1166 00:55:39,590 --> 00:55:42,590 I just thought he would be like... 1167 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,000 Do you understand? 1168 00:55:45,000 --> 00:55:46,730 Yes. 1169 00:55:46,730 --> 00:55:47,930 That's good, huh. 1170 00:55:47,930 --> 00:55:49,400 I can't drink alcohol now. 1171 00:55:49,400 --> 00:55:52,200 Because a doctor gave birth. 1172 00:55:52,200 --> 00:55:54,800 Doctors are really cool. 1173 00:55:54,800 --> 00:55:56,040 You're cool too... 1174 00:55:56,040 --> 00:55:57,640 Receptionist. 1175 00:55:57,640 --> 00:56:01,940 Oh well. So, you're the male version receptionist? 1176 00:56:01,940 --> 00:56:03,750 Receptionist. 1177 00:56:03,750 --> 00:56:05,810 Oh, I like the sensation, you know? 1178 00:56:05,810 --> 00:56:08,250 Like, "Hello? Please wait a minute." Hello? I will see if there is still one? " 1179 00:56:08,250 --> 00:56:10,120 But I want to stop. I don't know. 1180 00:56:10,120 --> 00:56:12,720 I feel like I'm working in a restaurant. 1181 00:56:12,720 --> 00:56:17,660 1182 00:56:17,660 --> 00:56:18,960 1183 00:56:18,960 --> 00:56:21,590 Good. I mean, I don't want a Christmas tree, but... 1184 00:56:21,590 --> 00:56:24,860 Oh, are you Jewish? / No, I just don't want to buy a Christmas tree. 1185 00:56:24,860 --> 00:56:26,460 Oh, so, you're a monster. 1186 00:56:26,460 --> 00:56:29,830 No, I never go home, and it's useless. 1187 00:56:29,830 --> 00:56:31,170 No. 1188 00:56:31,170 --> 00:56:32,570 They are like needles falling into the carpet. 1189 00:56:32,570 --> 00:56:34,970 and stab your feet when you walk. 1190 00:56:34,970 --> 00:56:36,240 Okey. 1191 00:56:36,240 --> 00:56:38,640 OK. we see this? 1192 00:56:38,640 --> 00:56:40,610 This is the John McClane Christmas tree. 1193 00:56:40,610 --> 00:56:42,470 Like, you can't kill this person. 1194 00:56:42,470 --> 00:56:44,270 We load it with some water, 1195 00:56:44,270 --> 00:56:47,210 One of us pour a bottle of paint next to it, 1196 00:56:47,210 --> 00:56:48,840 You're good to go for, like, three weeks. 1197 00:56:48,840 --> 00:56:50,510 I said, you will beg this dead person. 1198 00:56:50,510 --> 00:56:52,110 Yes. Then, in three weeks 1199 00:56:52,110 --> 00:56:54,080 We throw this person out on the road, 1200 00:56:54,080 --> 00:56:55,750 Welcoming for Valentine's Day. 1201 00:56:55,750 --> 00:56:57,350 "we" get ready to welcome Valentine's Day? 1202 00:56:57,350 --> 00:56:59,620 Yes, heart, candy, what is that. 1203 00:56:59,620 --> 00:57:02,320 Oh no, no, no, no. this is not... 1204 00:57:02,320 --> 00:57:04,890 Listen, three weeks from now, 1205 00:57:04,890 --> 00:57:08,390 I think all this will disappear. 1206 00:57:08,390 --> 00:57:13,130 and I think, reality will happen, that is that I work all the time. 1207 00:57:13,130 --> 00:57:14,800 Maybe I will never see you, 1208 00:57:14,800 --> 00:57:18,130 Maybe I should cancel all our dates. 1209 00:57:18,130 --> 00:57:20,740 And, when I finally see you, 1210 00:57:20,740 --> 00:57:23,070 Maybe you will be with another woman. 1211 00:57:23,070 --> 00:57:24,540 Oh... Yes, and then, 1212 00:57:24,540 --> 00:57:26,210 You will go, and meet some girls in the gym. 1213 00:57:26,210 --> 00:57:29,140 Because you obviously have a lot of time to be in the gym. 1214 00:57:29,140 --> 00:57:30,710 and so does it, and 1215 00:57:30,710 --> 00:57:32,350 I don't even know why we talk about this. 1216 00:57:32,350 --> 00:57:34,150 I mean, you obviously don't suit me. 1217 00:57:34,150 --> 00:57:37,280 and I feel we are wasting time, talking about the problem. 1218 00:57:37,280 --> 00:57:39,650 And I have hip problems, serious hip problems. 1219 00:57:39,650 --> 00:57:41,550 and can't do fun things, 1220 00:57:41,550 --> 00:57:44,290 like having sex, but from gravity. 1221 00:57:44,290 --> 00:57:45,990 And what we do is amazing. 1222 00:57:45,990 --> 00:57:50,060 Thank you for helping me out of the problem. 1223 00:57:50,060 --> 00:57:51,360 It was really fun. 1224 00:57:51,360 --> 00:57:54,300 But you will find a girl of your age. 1225 00:57:54,300 --> 00:57:55,630 Then you can do fun things. 1226 00:57:55,630 --> 00:57:57,470 like looking for trees and others... 1227 00:57:57,470 --> 00:58:00,900 But here is not what happened, between you and me, so... 1228 00:58:00,900 --> 00:58:02,070 As long as you know. 1229 00:58:02,070 --> 00:58:05,170 I have to go back to work now. 1230 00:58:06,100 --> 00:58:07,370 Oh my God. 1231 00:58:07,370 --> 00:58:10,540 Okay, we won't buy a Christmas tree! 1232 00:58:10,540 --> 00:58:15,540 Are you okay? Are you happy? / I am fine. 1233 00:58:16,580 --> 00:58:21,310 You do well. This is an amazing party. 1234 00:58:21,310 --> 00:58:23,980 You're very beautiful. 1235 00:58:34,790 --> 00:58:36,060 Hey, Robin. 1236 00:58:36,060 --> 00:58:38,530 Yes. 1237 00:58:39,540 --> 00:58:41,260 Oh Yes? 1238 00:58:41,260 --> 00:58:43,400 Do you want to go see a Rockefeller tree? 1239 00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:44,870 Now? / Yes. 1240 00:58:44,870 --> 00:58:47,930 No, Buzz-Cut and Dimples come from Italy, 1241 00:58:47,930 --> 00:58:50,470 and they want to know all Christmas traditions in America. 1242 00:58:50,470 --> 00:58:52,670 as we sit on their faces. 1243 00:58:52,670 --> 00:58:55,140 No. / Come on, it's Christmas! 1244 00:58:55,140 --> 00:58:57,410 I won't do it tonight. 1245 00:58:57,410 --> 00:58:59,580 Why? their penis may look like cannolis. 1246 00:58:59,580 --> 00:59:03,810 It's okay. I'll call you tomorrow. 1247 00:59:09,820 --> 00:59:14,080 It's plastic. You can't throw it away. 1248 00:59:24,080 --> 00:59:42,080 Visit www.Markasjudi.cc 1249 00:59:45,380 --> 00:59:47,580 Hey. 1250 00:59:47,580 --> 00:59:49,520 Hey. 1251 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:51,950 Looks like I know you. 1252 00:59:51,950 --> 00:59:53,890 Gosh, I wish I had one of your business cards, 1253 00:59:53,890 --> 00:59:56,590 So I can remember who you are. 1254 00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,690 Yes, you, um, the man who married. 1255 00:59:59,690 --> 01:00:01,790 With a child and a building. 1256 01:00:01,790 --> 01:00:04,200 Eh, I'm not married yet. 1257 01:00:04,200 --> 01:00:06,700 But I have a daughter. 1258 01:00:07,630 --> 01:00:09,100 And you understand. / Yes. 1259 01:00:09,100 --> 01:00:11,870 You wear a scarf outside your jacket. 1260 01:00:11,870 --> 01:00:15,200 Like aimless. 1261 01:00:18,540 --> 01:00:20,910 Eh, this is really unexpected, but are you... 1262 01:00:20,910 --> 01:00:25,150 want to go see, Rockefeller tree with me? 1263 01:00:25,150 --> 01:00:26,780 No? definitely "no." 1264 01:00:26,780 --> 01:00:28,350 No, no. 1265 01:00:28,350 --> 01:00:29,820 I know there might be so crowded with many visitors, 1266 01:00:29,820 --> 01:00:31,480 I don't know why I even want to do it. 1267 01:00:31,480 --> 01:00:35,920 I just... I think, I want to show you something. 1268 01:00:36,020 --> 01:00:37,320 OK. 1269 01:00:39,460 --> 01:00:42,990 OK. Through this way. 1270 01:00:43,230 --> 01:00:45,560 Yes. 1271 01:00:45,560 --> 01:00:46,890 Do you know? I just realized it now. 1272 01:00:46,890 --> 01:00:48,560 That I go with strangers. 1273 01:00:48,560 --> 01:00:52,870 To a location that I don't know, is covered with plastic. 1274 01:00:52,870 --> 01:00:56,200 So if you want to kill me. 1275 01:00:56,200 --> 01:00:57,970 You know no? Just be honest? 1276 01:00:57,970 --> 01:01:00,000 Dying will not be the worst thing in the world, now. 1277 01:01:00,000 --> 01:01:01,970 What happened? OK. / Close your eyes. 1278 01:01:01,970 --> 01:01:05,040 OK. here it is, goodbye. 1279 01:01:06,480 --> 01:01:07,980 What is that sound? / Wait a minute. 1280 01:01:07,980 --> 01:01:10,480 The biggest shower curtain in the world? 1281 01:01:10,480 --> 01:01:12,050 What is that? What happened? 1282 01:01:12,050 --> 01:01:13,580 Wait a minute. 1283 01:01:13,580 --> 01:01:14,980 Is this a body bag? 1284 01:01:14,980 --> 01:01:16,120 What is duct tape? 1285 01:01:16,120 --> 01:01:19,550 What is a duck ribbon or is it a duck recording? 1286 01:01:19,550 --> 01:01:22,120 Um, open your eyes. 1287 01:01:34,500 --> 01:01:37,400 Gosh. 1288 01:01:37,500 --> 01:01:40,760 This is amazing. 1289 01:01:44,940 --> 01:01:46,640 Thank you. 1290 01:01:46,640 --> 01:01:48,140 I always want to see it. 1291 01:01:48,140 --> 01:01:49,470 Yes. 1292 01:01:49,470 --> 01:01:50,970 I don't know why I always speak for myself 1293 01:01:50,970 --> 01:01:52,810 doing things that I really want to do. 1294 01:01:52,810 --> 01:01:54,080 What is it like? 1295 01:01:54,080 --> 01:01:56,310 There is something that people do in the New Year, 1296 01:01:56,310 --> 01:01:59,080 They climb the Grand Canyon in the dark. 1297 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:02,650 So they can see, the New Year comes in the morning. 1298 01:02:02,650 --> 01:02:04,950 Sounds amazing. 1299 01:02:04,950 --> 01:02:06,520 I know. / Yes. 1300 01:02:06,520 --> 01:02:08,350 I'm not a rock climber. 1301 01:02:08,350 --> 01:02:12,220 I don't like doing that, as you have. 1302 01:02:12,220 --> 01:02:15,190 Dirty? / Yes. 1303 01:02:15,690 --> 01:02:19,600 But, um, I don't know. 1304 01:02:19,600 --> 01:02:24,430 Maybe we can, um, do something else this year. 1305 01:02:24,430 --> 01:02:27,430 "we"? / do I say "we"? 1306 01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,150 Its name is Ping-Ping. 1307 01:02:40,150 --> 01:02:41,350 Ping-ping? 1308 01:02:41,350 --> 01:02:42,450 Nice to meet you. 1309 01:02:42,450 --> 01:02:43,880 Which one is this? 1310 01:02:43,880 --> 01:02:45,280 Lion. 1311 01:02:45,280 --> 01:02:48,390 The lion is very handsome and, also, we seem to fit. 1312 01:02:48,390 --> 01:02:49,690 Well, what is this? 1313 01:02:49,690 --> 01:02:51,460 Zebra Zebra. 1314 01:02:51,460 --> 01:02:55,560 I was told not to believe a man with two names. 1315 01:02:56,130 --> 01:02:58,430 How do you want to tell me the names of these people? 1316 01:02:58,430 --> 01:03:00,100 This is LA. I'll be out for a while. 1317 01:03:00,100 --> 01:03:02,130 Well, we will be fine. 1318 01:03:02,130 --> 01:03:04,400 Do you know the song "Your Eyes"? 1319 01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:05,800 What song? 1320 01:03:05,800 --> 01:03:07,430 Song "Your Eyes". 1321 01:03:07,430 --> 01:03:10,500 No, I don't know. 1322 01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:16,970 Oh, I know that song. 1323 01:03:21,080 --> 01:03:25,150 ♪ I love you baby And if it is it's quite all right ♪ 1324 01:03:25,150 --> 01:03:26,680 What are you doing? 1325 01:03:26,680 --> 01:03:28,250 We only sing a song. 1326 01:03:28,250 --> 01:03:30,650 but the sound is better than my voice. 1327 01:03:30,650 --> 01:03:32,020 I can talk to you for a while? 1328 01:03:32,020 --> 01:03:34,550 Yes, yes. 1329 01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:42,160 Uh, what are you doing? 1330 01:03:42,160 --> 01:03:43,390 What do you mean? 1331 01:03:43,390 --> 01:03:44,890 You're not his mother. 1332 01:03:44,890 --> 01:03:46,800 What are you... what are you... 1333 01:03:46,800 --> 01:03:49,430 What do you mean? 1334 01:03:50,000 --> 01:03:52,200 We just sing, David. 1335 01:03:52,200 --> 01:03:56,500 Listen, I'm sorry, but when it comes to Phoebe, 1336 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,440 I became very protective. 1337 01:03:59,440 --> 01:04:03,440 And, you can't... 1338 01:04:04,340 --> 01:04:05,610 Look, I'm very sorry. 1339 01:04:05,610 --> 01:04:07,880 I don't know at all. 1340 01:04:07,880 --> 01:04:11,440 I'm not trying to, like... 1341 01:04:11,690 --> 01:04:14,020 I guess I don't know if you will scold me 1342 01:04:14,020 --> 01:04:16,420 Because you never really 1343 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:19,950 share anything with me. 1344 01:04:35,830 --> 01:04:39,470 Do you know how I know your wife died? 1345 01:04:39,840 --> 01:04:41,440 From your doorman, David. 1346 01:04:41,440 --> 01:04:42,910 Yes, fine. 1347 01:04:42,910 --> 01:04:45,110 I thought you were divorced. I do not know. 1348 01:04:45,110 --> 01:04:46,940 It's only been two years, understand? 1349 01:04:46,940 --> 01:04:49,010 Phoebe isn't ready for all that. 1350 01:04:49,010 --> 01:04:52,150 I don't know how feels like being a parent. 1351 01:04:52,150 --> 01:04:55,350 But, I think you should tell Phoebe about his mother. 1352 01:04:55,350 --> 01:04:57,950 Listen, Alice. 1353 01:04:58,150 --> 01:05:00,490 I can't do it. 1354 01:05:00,490 --> 01:05:03,320 I'm sorry. 1355 01:06:22,390 --> 01:06:26,730 I know I shouldn't, need you again, but... 1356 01:06:30,830 --> 01:06:33,200 I need you. 1357 01:06:33,200 --> 01:06:35,570 Come here. 1358 01:06:38,440 --> 01:06:43,340 I feel like I don't even know who I am anymore. 1359 01:06:43,340 --> 01:06:46,070 No problem. 1360 01:06:50,610 --> 01:06:55,050 I have to warn you, I sometimes fart weird. 1361 01:06:55,650 --> 01:07:00,320 I don't know what I am, or baby farts through me, or what, but... 1362 01:07:00,890 --> 01:07:04,050 Let me see. 1363 01:07:04,990 --> 01:07:07,820 Hi, you're a smelly little baby. 1364 01:07:09,890 --> 01:07:14,560 You know you won't be able to hide longer. 1365 01:07:14,560 --> 01:07:17,530 You need to tell him. 1366 01:07:26,570 --> 01:07:28,510 I love you, monkey. 1367 01:07:28,510 --> 01:07:31,180 I love you. 1368 01:07:39,150 --> 01:07:42,720 Hey, Happy Alcoholic Day. 1369 01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:44,720 Well, let me guess. 1370 01:07:44,720 --> 01:07:47,060 You're one of those people hating the buzzkills parade that stays at home While the rest here, 1371 01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:48,260 Celebrating Saint Patrick's Day. 1372 01:07:48,260 --> 01:07:49,690 Don't you know what? I participated. 1373 01:07:49,690 --> 01:07:51,730 George is the eighth Irish. 1374 01:07:51,730 --> 01:07:53,930 Do you think he would like it? Look, yeah... 1375 01:07:53,930 --> 01:07:55,700 Yes. 1376 01:07:55,700 --> 01:07:57,070 Who is George? 1377 01:07:57,070 --> 01:07:58,330 Lucy. Hey! 1378 01:07:58,330 --> 01:08:00,000 Oh, that's it! 1379 01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,830 Is that George? 1380 01:08:02,940 --> 01:08:05,570 Happy Saint Patrick's Day! 1381 01:08:05,570 --> 01:08:07,510 Yes! 1382 01:08:07,510 --> 01:08:09,840 Hi. / Hi. 1383 01:09:26,010 --> 01:09:28,510 Long time no see. 1384 01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:29,610 Yes. 1385 01:09:29,610 --> 01:09:31,780 Are you here with someone? 1386 01:09:31,780 --> 01:09:33,280 Oh no. I, me, I'm alone. 1387 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:36,150 1388 01:09:36,150 --> 01:09:38,080 I thought I'd take some pancakes, 1389 01:09:38,080 --> 01:09:40,320 Because I like pancakes. / This is our favorite place. 1390 01:09:40,320 --> 01:09:41,490 OK. 1391 01:09:41,490 --> 01:09:43,190 What are you doing? Who are you here? 1392 01:09:43,190 --> 01:09:44,490 I came here with my parents. 1393 01:09:44,490 --> 01:09:46,190 Gosh. They are here. 1394 01:09:46,190 --> 01:09:47,720 See who this is. Alice! 1395 01:09:47,720 --> 01:09:49,160 Hey! How are you? / Oh, my God. 1396 01:09:49,160 --> 01:09:50,490 We are here to celebrate. 1397 01:09:50,490 --> 01:09:51,790 How are you? Glad to see you. / Hi. 1398 01:09:51,790 --> 01:09:54,230 Josh goes to business school. 1399 01:09:54,230 --> 01:09:55,390 What? / Yes. I succeeded. 1400 01:09:55,390 --> 01:09:56,630 That's what happened. This is crazy. 1401 01:09:56,630 --> 01:09:58,330 I don't even know you want... 1402 01:09:58,330 --> 01:09:59,500 We will only take pictures. 1403 01:09:59,500 --> 01:10:00,960 Come on, come here. Oh 1404 01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:02,400 We will only take pictures. 1405 01:10:02,400 --> 01:10:03,700 Come on, come on, come here. 1406 01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,030 Squeeze. / No, no, no! 1407 01:10:05,030 --> 01:10:06,130 Time to take a photo. One two... 1408 01:10:06,130 --> 01:10:07,300 No, you have to be seen. 1409 01:10:07,300 --> 01:10:08,340 Three! 1410 01:10:08,340 --> 01:10:10,640 You are better than him. 1411 01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,740 Wow. What? 1412 01:10:11,740 --> 01:10:13,140 What? Mother! 1413 01:10:13,140 --> 01:10:15,040 Enter into. 1414 01:10:15,040 --> 01:10:16,370 I know you have said one million times. 1415 01:10:16,370 --> 01:10:18,010 OK. Here you go. Come in, 1416 01:10:18,010 --> 01:10:19,410 Then go home. See you again. 1417 01:10:19,410 --> 01:10:20,740 See you later. Good. 1418 01:10:20,740 --> 01:10:21,910 See you later. 1419 01:10:21,910 --> 01:10:23,150 Nice to meet you. 1420 01:10:23,150 --> 01:10:24,450 Nice to meet you. 1421 01:10:24,450 --> 01:10:25,380 Yes. 1422 01:10:25,380 --> 01:10:28,780 Good. Yes. 1423 01:10:30,180 --> 01:10:31,890 Don't eat my pancakes, man. 1424 01:10:31,890 --> 01:10:33,120 Oh sorry. 1425 01:10:33,120 --> 01:10:34,520 do you want... Yes, let's... 1426 01:10:34,520 --> 01:10:36,120 I will see you again. 1427 01:10:36,120 --> 01:10:38,390 Good. / Good. 1428 01:10:38,390 --> 01:10:40,790 See you later. 1429 01:11:14,420 --> 01:11:17,020 What is this? 1430 01:11:21,990 --> 01:11:24,420 Are you pregnant? 1431 01:11:28,730 --> 01:11:31,000 What? 1432 01:11:31,530 --> 01:11:33,300 I've tried to have a baby. Yes. 1433 01:11:33,300 --> 01:11:36,870 I... This might won't even stick. 1434 01:11:36,870 --> 01:11:38,500 Yes, I think he's stuck. 1435 01:11:38,500 --> 01:11:41,210 Okay, I don't know how that sounds 1436 01:11:41,210 --> 01:11:43,910 but, if you haven't seen, 1437 01:11:43,910 --> 01:11:45,680 my breasts become much bigger. 1438 01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:47,480 Yes, of course I see your breasts are getting bigger. 1439 01:11:47,480 --> 01:11:49,310 I put it on my vision board, okay? 1440 01:11:49,310 --> 01:11:50,750 I think it's because of me. 1441 01:11:50,750 --> 01:11:51,780 Who did it? 1442 01:11:51,780 --> 01:11:54,210 I am the person! People like me, visionaries! 1443 01:11:54,210 --> 01:11:55,750 Don't you realize that I'm fat? 1444 01:11:55,750 --> 01:11:58,580 That's a trick question. You're not fat. 1445 01:11:58,580 --> 01:12:00,620 You're beautiful, you're always beautiful. 1446 01:12:00,620 --> 01:12:02,450 and you are doing well. 1447 01:12:02,450 --> 01:12:03,720 Do you think so? 1448 01:12:03,720 --> 01:12:05,960 Why have you tried to avoid me lately? 1449 01:12:05,960 --> 01:12:07,420 Gosh. 1450 01:12:07,420 --> 01:12:10,460 I think I will... 1451 01:12:10,460 --> 01:12:11,530 I will become a father! 1452 01:12:11,530 --> 01:12:12,730 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 1453 01:12:12,730 --> 01:12:14,330 Sorry, we will have a baby! 1454 01:12:14,330 --> 01:12:18,100 We will become... Not "father." We will... 1455 01:12:18,670 --> 01:12:20,030 No, it's not. 1456 01:12:20,030 --> 01:12:22,900 Like, you don't... It's not... 1457 01:12:22,900 --> 01:12:24,370 Is this not my child? 1458 01:12:24,370 --> 01:12:25,600 I'm just pregnant. 1459 01:12:25,600 --> 01:12:27,110 What do you mean, you're "only pregnant"? 1460 01:12:27,110 --> 01:12:28,410 That's crazy. How could it be? 1461 01:12:28,410 --> 01:12:29,710 What? I said, you're crazy. 1462 01:12:29,710 --> 01:12:31,310 You have lied to me all the time. 1463 01:12:31,310 --> 01:12:32,910 We are together then you are pregnant. 1464 01:12:32,910 --> 01:12:34,240 And now you're angry with me because I believe that? 1465 01:12:34,240 --> 01:12:35,610 That's what is done crazy people aren't. 1466 01:12:35,610 --> 01:12:38,580 That's three times. 1467 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:39,710 Say again. 1468 01:12:39,710 --> 01:12:41,550 I don't know. This is crazy for me. 1469 01:12:41,550 --> 01:12:43,520 I just want to say something. 1470 01:12:43,520 --> 01:12:46,390 Usually, it's a good idea 1471 01:12:46,390 --> 01:12:48,550 Don't call crazy pregnant women. 1472 01:12:48,550 --> 01:12:50,260 Do you know what I mean? 1473 01:12:50,260 --> 01:12:52,760 He deceives everyone. 1474 01:12:52,760 --> 01:12:55,530 That's not funny! 1475 01:12:55,530 --> 01:12:56,990 Oh, sh... Oh, God! 1476 01:12:56,990 --> 01:12:58,060 Not funny! 1477 01:12:58,060 --> 01:13:00,730 Chase it! 1478 01:13:03,800 --> 01:13:05,500 Who is his father? 1479 01:13:05,500 --> 01:13:07,830 I don't know! I do not know. 1480 01:13:07,830 --> 01:13:08,870 How do you not know? 1481 01:13:08,870 --> 01:13:10,240 Stop yelling at me. 1482 01:13:10,240 --> 01:13:11,240 How can you not know? 1483 01:13:11,240 --> 01:13:12,500 Don't you know the name? 1484 01:13:12,500 --> 01:13:14,310 I did insemination with a sperm donor. 1485 01:13:14,310 --> 01:13:15,510 Gosh. / understand? 1486 01:13:15,510 --> 01:13:17,040 Do you have a problem? 1487 01:13:17,040 --> 01:13:18,570 I have no problem with that. This is your body. 1488 01:13:18,570 --> 01:13:19,880 Do whatever you want with your body. 1489 01:13:19,880 --> 01:13:21,580 Cover it in a tattoo. I do not care. 1490 01:13:21,580 --> 01:13:23,040 I think I deserve to know when there is someone 1491 01:13:23,040 --> 01:13:24,550 living in a person with whom I have sex. 1492 01:13:24,550 --> 01:13:26,410 Don't say iyu. That's disgusting! 1493 01:13:26,410 --> 01:13:28,720 There is nothing dirty about it. It is beautiful! 1494 01:13:28,720 --> 01:13:31,020 This is not your problem. / Not genetically, understand? 1495 01:13:31,020 --> 01:13:33,690 But my boyfriend has a baby. 1496 01:13:33,690 --> 01:13:36,420 Honey, we will make this , like, 1497 01:13:36,420 --> 01:13:38,160 This is something I need to know. 1498 01:13:38,160 --> 01:13:41,560 What will you do? Stay at home and take care of the baby? 1499 01:13:41,560 --> 01:13:43,530 Have I just won a lottery? 1500 01:13:43,530 --> 01:13:45,430 Yes, I want to stay at home and take care of the baby. 1501 01:13:45,430 --> 01:13:48,900 When I was eight years old, my Halloween costume was a father who lived at home. 1502 01:13:48,900 --> 01:13:50,600 You say that I don't have to go to work anymore. 1503 01:13:50,600 --> 01:13:52,300 I can be together, with babies all day long? 1504 01:13:52,300 --> 01:13:53,930 Stop saying the word "baby." 1505 01:13:53,930 --> 01:13:56,900 Babies, babies, babies, babies, babies! Because babies are amazing! 1506 01:13:56,900 --> 01:13:59,100 Okay, listen. 1507 01:13:59,100 --> 01:14:04,240 You and me, we might be having fun together. 1508 01:14:04,240 --> 01:14:07,610 Then one day, we will be on the road on this trip together. 1509 01:14:07,610 --> 01:14:10,050 And I will drive, then I'm tired 1510 01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:11,580 and I don't like doing it, 1511 01:14:11,580 --> 01:14:14,750 but I will agree to let you drive. 1512 01:14:14,750 --> 01:14:16,720 Then I will feel very safe, 1513 01:14:16,720 --> 01:14:18,920 and that's when we will crack. 1514 01:14:18,920 --> 01:14:23,120 You think you can control everything, but you can't. 1515 01:14:23,120 --> 01:14:25,160 That's not how this works. 1516 01:14:25,160 --> 01:14:29,030 If I can choose someone to do it, it is you. 1517 01:14:29,030 --> 01:14:30,530 You can choose! 1518 01:14:30,530 --> 01:14:35,560 Then I'm not the only one in the car. 1519 01:14:38,170 --> 01:14:40,970 Yes. 1520 01:14:41,500 --> 01:14:45,140 Well, for the record, is not me who left you. 1521 01:14:45,140 --> 01:14:48,640 But you dumped me. 1522 01:15:33,520 --> 01:15:35,520 Father? / Yes dear? 1523 01:15:35,520 --> 01:15:37,950 I want to hear the song "your eyes". 1524 01:15:37,950 --> 01:15:40,920 Sing to me. 1525 01:15:41,190 --> 01:15:45,290 Not tonight, baby. understand? 1526 01:15:47,130 --> 01:15:49,590 Sleep. 1527 01:16:21,360 --> 01:16:23,920 If Josh and I could get married now. 1528 01:16:23,920 --> 01:16:26,130 Then we will have, like, cute little baby daughter. 1529 01:16:26,130 --> 01:16:30,030 and he might be called "fruit". 1530 01:16:30,030 --> 01:16:32,970 What kind of name is "George,"? Right? 1531 01:16:32,970 --> 01:16:34,600 I hate her hair. 1532 01:16:34,600 --> 01:16:37,570 Actually, technically, we will have a daughter in four years, 1533 01:16:37,570 --> 01:16:40,000 and his name is Rihanna. 1534 01:16:40,000 --> 01:16:42,570 What? we haven't known each other For four years. 1535 01:16:42,570 --> 01:16:44,170 No, not you. Josh. 1536 01:16:44,170 --> 01:16:45,710 Oh, right, yes. 1537 01:16:45,710 --> 01:16:47,810 But, exactly. It's the same thing as me and Lucy. 1538 01:16:47,810 --> 01:16:52,350 It's like, if I go to work, and he's not there, I'm like crazy or something. 1539 01:16:52,350 --> 01:16:56,380 Yes. Because he's not sick of you. 1540 01:16:56,380 --> 01:16:59,090 I understand. I don't know where I can find another like him. 1541 01:16:59,090 --> 01:17:01,620 Yes. I also do not know. 1542 01:17:01,620 --> 01:17:05,020 Maybe we just made the wrong step. 1543 01:17:05,020 --> 01:17:08,330 Maybe, all this time, we have focused on something wrong 1544 01:17:08,330 --> 01:17:11,060 and now it's all too late. 1545 01:17:11,060 --> 01:17:13,700 For something wrong. 1546 01:17:13,700 --> 01:17:17,360 Here it is. We can't pass "eleven." 1547 01:17:17,600 --> 01:17:19,970 What are you talking about? 1548 01:17:19,970 --> 01:17:21,640 Number of our drinks. 1549 01:17:21,640 --> 01:17:24,040 In every friendship between men and women, there are a number of drinks, 1550 01:17:24,040 --> 01:17:28,240 and if you mathematically pass, you have to have sex. 1551 01:17:28,240 --> 01:17:31,240 Whatever. 1552 01:17:33,040 --> 01:17:35,040 Oi. Sorry. makes it noisy. 1553 01:17:35,040 --> 01:17:37,250 Wha... where is that from? 1554 01:17:37,250 --> 01:17:40,720 Uh, floor. 1555 01:17:40,720 --> 01:17:45,750 One two three. That's three. 1556 01:17:45,750 --> 01:17:50,260 Four five six. 1557 01:17:50,260 --> 01:17:52,860 Seven. 1558 01:17:54,690 --> 01:17:57,960 Eight nine. 1559 01:18:02,500 --> 01:18:06,860 This is still ten. It's still ten. 1560 01:18:09,370 --> 01:18:11,200 Eleven. Do you drink this? 1561 01:18:11,200 --> 01:18:12,240 No. 1562 01:18:12,240 --> 01:18:13,440 Oh, thank God. 1563 01:18:13,440 --> 01:18:16,010 You are the one who drank it. 1564 01:18:27,350 --> 01:18:29,350 This might be an error. 1565 01:18:29,350 --> 01:18:31,190 This is just a bad idea. 1566 01:18:31,190 --> 01:18:33,820 Yes, I'm sorry. I tried to forget Lucy from my mind. 1567 01:18:33,820 --> 01:18:36,030 Yes, look. Usually, I will feel angry. 1568 01:18:36,030 --> 01:18:38,060 But I only do the same thing with you. 1569 01:18:38,060 --> 01:18:38,930 Right, yes. 1570 01:18:38,930 --> 01:18:42,530 Damn. I think I like it. 1571 01:18:42,530 --> 01:18:46,100 Like, when we are together, 1572 01:18:46,100 --> 01:18:51,270 I feel like me, but, like, I get better. 1573 01:18:52,770 --> 01:18:56,210 Look, it's a miracle. That's what I have to find. 1574 01:18:56,210 --> 01:18:58,470 Yes. 1575 01:19:02,180 --> 01:19:05,380 I can go out alone. 1576 01:19:15,380 --> 01:19:32,380 Visit www.Markasjudi.cc 1577 01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:39,840 Cheers! 1578 01:19:45,850 --> 01:19:47,850 Whoa! 1579 01:19:47,850 --> 01:19:51,450 Alice! Happy Birthday! 1580 01:19:51,450 --> 01:19:52,750 Hi! 1581 01:19:52,750 --> 01:19:54,450 Thank you. What is that? Give it to me. 1582 01:19:54,450 --> 01:19:55,990 Um, this is actually for Meg. 1583 01:19:55,990 --> 01:19:59,820 I've made it specifically for him. 1584 01:20:00,090 --> 01:20:04,890 That's so sweet. Look at how comfortable it is. Oh 1585 01:20:04,890 --> 01:20:07,400 Maybe I will give it to him. But someday. 1586 01:20:07,400 --> 01:20:08,530 Hey! 1587 01:20:08,530 --> 01:20:09,900 There is no Tom, There is no Josh, 1588 01:20:09,900 --> 01:20:11,330 I have a really exciting time. 1589 01:20:11,330 --> 01:20:14,470 and I won't think about any man. 1590 01:20:14,470 --> 01:20:16,400 This is for no drama. 1591 01:20:16,400 --> 01:20:20,200 Without drama. 1592 01:20:26,340 --> 01:20:29,510 Happy birthday! 1593 01:20:46,960 --> 01:20:49,490 Thank you guys. 1594 01:20:50,860 --> 01:20:53,560 I will show. Through this way. 1595 01:20:54,860 --> 01:20:57,430 Oh my God. 1596 01:20:58,570 --> 01:20:59,830 Icky Stimpkins! 1597 01:20:59,830 --> 01:21:01,230 Josh! What is wrong? 1598 01:21:01,230 --> 01:21:02,630 Wow, I haven't seen you since college! 1599 01:21:02,630 --> 01:21:04,340 I'm just taking a walk. 1600 01:21:04,340 --> 01:21:06,500 I have to go drink, but I will see you later. 1601 01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:07,570 Okay, cool. Yes, man. 1602 01:21:07,570 --> 01:21:10,270 I'm looking for Alice. 1603 01:21:15,310 --> 01:21:17,280 We get all "No caps" 1604 01:21:17,280 --> 01:21:21,910 But, uh, you look like a good person, and, you know... 1605 01:21:21,910 --> 01:21:23,610 Hey. How is everyone ? 1606 01:21:23,610 --> 01:21:26,070 Hey. Hey. Josh. 1607 01:21:26,070 --> 01:21:27,120 Are you Josh? 1608 01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:28,280 What do you mean? 1609 01:21:28,280 --> 01:21:31,420 No, nothing. I'm just surprised. 1610 01:21:31,420 --> 01:21:32,690 Wait, how do you know Alice? 1611 01:21:32,690 --> 01:21:34,290 How do you know Alice? 1612 01:21:34,290 --> 01:21:35,690 Oh, shit. 1613 01:21:35,690 --> 01:21:37,320 This is Josh. 1614 01:21:37,320 --> 01:21:38,390 I see. 1615 01:21:38,390 --> 01:21:42,090 What? are you new friends, or... 1616 01:21:45,190 --> 01:21:46,630 Gosh. 1617 01:21:46,630 --> 01:21:48,000 Come here. 1618 01:21:48,000 --> 01:21:51,400 Um, Tom here, and David, and Josh. 1619 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,070 And David. Did I say David? 1620 01:21:53,070 --> 01:21:54,940 Yes, I know, because I invited them. 1621 01:21:54,940 --> 01:21:56,100 You're welcome. 1622 01:21:56,100 --> 01:21:57,500 Why? Why did you do that? 1623 01:21:57,500 --> 01:22:00,340 Because I think this will be funny. For me. 1624 01:22:00,340 --> 01:22:06,440 And good for you emotionally, Have people fighting over you. 1625 01:22:08,910 --> 01:22:10,710 Hey. / Hey. 1626 01:22:10,710 --> 01:22:12,310 What are you doing here? / How are you? 1627 01:22:12,310 --> 01:22:15,680 Good enough. Uh, I need to talk to you about something. 1628 01:22:15,680 --> 01:22:16,720 Good. I also. 1629 01:22:16,720 --> 01:22:17,950 You first. 1630 01:22:17,950 --> 01:22:19,190 I will get married. 1631 01:22:19,190 --> 01:22:20,050 What? 1632 01:22:20,050 --> 01:22:23,050 That, uh... 1633 01:22:23,260 --> 01:22:28,190 Listen, computer programs are nonsense. 1634 01:22:28,190 --> 01:22:30,790 Your algorithm? Also, nonsense, understand? 1635 01:22:30,790 --> 01:22:34,060 Just because music stops, doesn't mean you have to sit on the nearest seat. 1636 01:22:34,060 --> 01:22:36,470 You don't have to be with George. 1637 01:22:36,470 --> 01:22:39,000 You must be with me. 1638 01:22:39,200 --> 01:22:41,200 Yes. I want to be with you. 1639 01:22:41,200 --> 01:22:42,270 What? 1640 01:22:42,270 --> 01:22:44,300 Oh my God, every bad date happens at the bar. 1641 01:22:44,300 --> 01:22:47,270 There is someone who is always there. 1642 01:22:47,270 --> 01:22:49,570 you. 1643 01:22:50,480 --> 01:22:51,710 me. 1644 01:22:51,710 --> 01:22:53,450 Yes. Gosh. / Is it true? 1645 01:22:53,450 --> 01:22:55,110 We can live happily together. 1646 01:22:55,110 --> 01:22:56,810 And, I mean, we will get married soon. 1647 01:22:56,810 --> 01:22:59,420 because we might want to have a family soon. 1648 01:22:59,420 --> 01:23:00,280 Oh my God. Our children. 1649 01:23:00,280 --> 01:23:03,150 Our children will be very funny. 1650 01:23:03,150 --> 01:23:04,350 Right. 1651 01:23:04,350 --> 01:23:08,090 That is why we like brake pumps. 1652 01:23:08,090 --> 01:23:09,460 and not in a hurry, you know? 1653 01:23:09,460 --> 01:23:13,290 Come on... Let's take care of it now. 1654 01:23:13,290 --> 01:23:14,590 Oh God, Tom. 1655 01:23:14,590 --> 01:23:16,530 I'm just kidding. 1656 01:23:16,530 --> 01:23:18,500 Thank you. Gosh. 1657 01:23:18,500 --> 01:23:20,030 I don't want to be with you. 1658 01:23:20,030 --> 01:23:21,770 And you don't want me, right. 1659 01:23:21,770 --> 01:23:24,100 Wait. / Dear! 1660 01:23:24,100 --> 01:23:25,500 Gosh. I see everything. 1661 01:23:25,500 --> 01:23:27,640 I think you will hyperventilate, man. 1662 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,370 But I don't! 1663 01:23:29,370 --> 01:23:30,740 Oh, Tom. 1664 01:23:30,740 --> 01:23:32,170 Come on. Do not be sad. 1665 01:23:32,170 --> 01:23:33,580 Do you know what this is? 1666 01:23:33,580 --> 01:23:36,440 First, these are small green shoots alive 1667 01:23:36,440 --> 01:23:39,780 Fight the way out from your heart pebble parking lot. 1668 01:23:39,780 --> 01:23:41,780 So, congratulations. 1669 01:23:41,780 --> 01:23:44,250 That's beautiful. 1670 01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:45,250 Thank you, honey. 1671 01:23:45,250 --> 01:23:46,790 Oh, wait a minute. 1672 01:23:46,790 --> 01:23:49,020 Hey, man, I'm just saying. 1673 01:23:49,020 --> 01:23:51,620 Stay away from my girl, okay, man? 1674 01:23:51,620 --> 01:23:53,790 Or I will get you soon. 1675 01:23:53,790 --> 01:23:55,060 Good. OK. / understand? 1676 01:23:55,060 --> 01:23:56,290 So, stay away. Understand? 1677 01:23:56,290 --> 01:23:58,090 Yes. Because I've given him a ring. 1678 01:23:58,090 --> 01:24:00,200 and you won't succeed with just your penman. 1679 01:24:00,200 --> 01:24:02,730 Baikah. / You are a jerk, man. 1680 01:24:02,730 --> 01:24:03,830 Cool, okay. No, of course. 1681 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:05,900 Lucy loves you, I like you. 1682 01:24:05,900 --> 01:24:07,430 We are brothers, now, okay? 1683 01:24:07,430 --> 01:24:10,770 So, I want to... 1684 01:24:10,770 --> 01:24:12,510 This is great... 1685 01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:15,870 Asking you to be My best friend. 1686 01:24:16,530 --> 01:24:17,780 Yes, you understand. 1687 01:24:17,780 --> 01:24:19,180 Of course not, man! 1688 01:24:19,180 --> 01:24:20,910 Of course, you can't be the best human. 1689 01:24:20,910 --> 01:24:22,550 You're a stranger to me. 1690 01:24:22,550 --> 01:24:23,810 Good? / Yes. 1691 01:24:23,810 --> 01:24:26,150 I want to say this again, stay away from my lover. 1692 01:24:26,150 --> 01:24:27,620 I don't want you to be my accomplice. 1693 01:24:27,620 --> 01:24:29,580 We still love you, you're our family. 1694 01:24:29,580 --> 01:24:31,380 You will definitely be invited to the wedding party. 1695 01:24:31,380 --> 01:24:32,520 Maybe... 1696 01:24:32,520 --> 01:24:34,420 But maybe not. So, don't be offended. 1697 01:24:34,420 --> 01:24:37,390 I'm glad we talked this, man. 1698 01:24:37,960 --> 01:24:41,290 Whoo! 1699 01:24:42,560 --> 01:24:44,820 Whoo! 1700 01:24:45,830 --> 01:24:47,960 Uh... 1701 01:24:47,960 --> 01:24:49,960 Are you trying to hide from me? 1702 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:52,430 Are you hiding from me? / Hi. Hah? Hi. 1703 01:24:52,430 --> 01:24:54,840 I don't see you, it's here. 1704 01:24:54,840 --> 01:24:56,770 This is a good hiding place. 1705 01:24:56,770 --> 01:24:58,940 Uh, listen. 1706 01:24:58,940 --> 01:25:00,370 I've thought a lot about you. 1707 01:25:00,370 --> 01:25:02,510 Look, David, I'm sorry, I... 1708 01:25:02,510 --> 01:25:03,940 I can't do this. 1709 01:25:03,940 --> 01:25:06,940 You make it so clear to me, that you don't want to, so... 1710 01:25:06,940 --> 01:25:08,480 Not for that I came here. 1711 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,750 I came here just to apologize to you. 1712 01:25:11,750 --> 01:25:13,550 Because it's been a bastard. 1713 01:25:13,550 --> 01:25:14,650 Oh 1714 01:25:14,650 --> 01:25:17,010 Yes. 1715 01:25:17,620 --> 01:25:19,150 Well, you're right about Phoebe. 1716 01:25:19,150 --> 01:25:20,950 Oh good. Have you talked to him? 1717 01:25:20,950 --> 01:25:23,820 Well, um, you know, I'm trying. 1718 01:25:23,820 --> 01:25:28,090 But, uh, are you okay? 1719 01:25:30,660 --> 01:25:33,290 I'm trying. 1720 01:25:36,930 --> 01:25:39,660 Happy birthday. 1721 01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:55,080 See? I said this would be nice. 1722 01:25:55,080 --> 01:25:57,510 Although, my plans made them fight unsuccessfully. 1723 01:25:57,510 --> 01:25:59,080 and that doesn't happen. 1724 01:25:59,080 --> 01:26:01,650 Robin, this is not a joke. This is my life. 1725 01:26:01,650 --> 01:26:04,250 But you know no? I don't think you will understand it, 1726 01:26:04,250 --> 01:26:06,220 Because you never really cared. 1727 01:26:06,220 --> 01:26:07,650 About who is injured. 1728 01:26:07,650 --> 01:26:10,260 So, this kind of thing doesn't affect you. 1729 01:26:10,260 --> 01:26:12,790 Good. Sorry I invited them, 1730 01:26:12,790 --> 01:26:13,990 but who cares about me? 1731 01:26:13,990 --> 01:26:15,630 I care, because you are my friend! 1732 01:26:15,630 --> 01:26:18,300 Really? Because as far as I know, 1733 01:26:18,300 --> 01:26:20,600 You are only friends with me when you feel wasted, 1734 01:26:20,600 --> 01:26:22,370 and need someone to entertain you. 1735 01:26:22,370 --> 01:26:23,700 You just want to be friends with me 1736 01:26:23,700 --> 01:26:25,900 when you need me become your little sidekick. 1737 01:26:25,900 --> 01:26:29,670 The reason why I'm not friends with you when you are in a relationship, 1738 01:26:29,670 --> 01:26:34,740 is because you only turn into human back cells. 1739 01:26:34,740 --> 01:26:36,010 Good. 1740 01:26:36,010 --> 01:26:36,940 Yes, you want some advice? 1741 01:26:36,940 --> 01:26:38,180 Yes, what? 1742 01:26:38,180 --> 01:26:40,380 You won't find the right man. 1743 01:26:40,380 --> 01:26:42,850 By bumming free drinks and by giving your body. 1744 01:26:42,850 --> 01:26:44,450 Where do you know? 1745 01:26:44,450 --> 01:26:46,420 So far, you've been like that, 1746 01:26:46,420 --> 01:26:49,350 "Oh, yes, party and penis, and squirt. 1747 01:26:49,350 --> 01:26:51,620 " Let's spurt to, our entire body. " 1748 01:26:51,620 --> 01:26:53,220 " Do it right, bitch! " 1749 01:26:53,220 --> 01:26:55,420 It's about me being sick because of you. 1750 01:26:55,420 --> 01:26:57,760 meet people and drop their sandy penis. 1751 01:26:57,760 --> 01:26:58,890 Fall to what they are? 1752 01:26:58,890 --> 01:27:00,690 their sandy penis. 1753 01:27:00,690 --> 01:27:03,360 It's like, every time a new man looks at you, 1754 01:27:03,360 --> 01:27:05,300 You keep forgetting who you , and, 1755 01:27:05,300 --> 01:27:07,700 like... "Oh!" 1756 01:27:07,700 --> 01:27:10,300 You're stuck in their world. 1757 01:27:10,300 --> 01:27:12,140 At least when I decide I want a boyfriend, 1758 01:27:12,140 --> 01:27:14,710 I will find someone who likes me as I am. 1759 01:27:14,710 --> 01:27:19,310 Because I know who this damn is. 1760 01:28:01,720 --> 01:28:02,980 Hey. 1761 01:28:02,980 --> 01:28:04,950 Gosh. 1762 01:28:04,950 --> 01:28:07,850 Happy birthday. 1763 01:28:07,990 --> 01:28:11,320 It's your birthday! 1764 01:28:11,320 --> 01:28:14,590 And I drink some of your gifts. 1765 01:28:22,100 --> 01:28:24,800 Are you okay? 1766 01:28:28,140 --> 01:28:31,130 No, No 1767 01:28:36,810 --> 01:28:40,610 Oh my God, you look beautiful when you're angry. 1768 01:28:47,620 --> 01:28:50,950 I miss him. 1769 01:28:52,650 --> 01:28:54,890 What do we do? / We will have sex. 1770 01:28:54,890 --> 01:28:56,520 Sure. 1771 01:28:56,520 --> 01:28:58,560 Yes, Tuahn. / What? 1772 01:28:58,560 --> 01:29:01,900 So, since I saw you, I feel my heart is messed up. 1773 01:29:01,900 --> 01:29:04,590 I should not let you go. 1774 01:29:04,930 --> 01:29:07,970 Because Michelle and I are still together, 1775 01:29:07,970 --> 01:29:09,700 and we are really involved. 1776 01:29:09,700 --> 01:29:11,840 I feel like we are making love. / What? What? 1777 01:29:11,840 --> 01:29:15,640 We will get married, but I don't know what I don't want to do. 1778 01:29:15,640 --> 01:29:16,670 Gosh! 1779 01:29:16,670 --> 01:29:19,380 Wait! I'm just saying... / Oh, my God. 1780 01:29:19,380 --> 01:29:20,880 Gosh. / Come here, come here. 1781 01:29:20,880 --> 01:29:22,940 I just cheated on someone else's fiance. 1782 01:29:22,940 --> 01:29:25,580 No, it's not cheating, because we've been together. 1783 01:29:25,580 --> 01:29:27,450 What are you doing? / Wait,... 1784 01:29:27,450 --> 01:29:28,980 You said you missed me! 1785 01:29:28,980 --> 01:29:31,250 Yes I miss you all this time. 1786 01:29:31,250 --> 01:29:36,920 I see you and you're so beautiful, and you're so pretty. 1787 01:29:36,920 --> 01:29:38,720 And I just need a closure. 1788 01:29:38,720 --> 01:29:40,090 I think we need... what is this one... 1789 01:29:40,090 --> 01:29:41,720 Is this closing for you? / Yes. 1790 01:29:41,720 --> 01:29:43,690 Only the last action to remember the past, 1791 01:29:43,690 --> 01:29:46,530 Before you go and settle with other people? 1792 01:29:46,530 --> 01:29:49,060 That's not... 1793 01:29:49,060 --> 01:29:51,800 Sorry, okay? 1794 01:29:51,800 --> 01:29:53,030 Uh, Alice. 1795 01:29:53,030 --> 01:29:54,170 No, you know no? 1796 01:29:54,170 --> 01:29:56,770 I should have asked for forgiveness. This is my fault. 1797 01:29:56,770 --> 01:29:59,570 I spend so much time just want you back. 1798 01:29:59,570 --> 01:30:01,910 So when I think that you want me to come back, 1799 01:30:01,910 --> 01:30:05,480 It feels like I lost my mind for the second time. 1800 01:30:05,480 --> 01:30:07,410 Gosh. This is it! This is a sandy penis. 1801 01:30:07,410 --> 01:30:09,180 Now I fall into your sandy penis. 1802 01:30:09,180 --> 01:30:10,450 What? 1803 01:30:10,450 --> 01:30:11,480 It's like quicksand, but with a penis. 1804 01:30:11,480 --> 01:30:12,910 I don't have a sandy penis. 1805 01:30:12,910 --> 01:30:15,520 I'm so obsessed with with the idea of falling in love, 1806 01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:19,950 It feels like I really lost myself. 1807 01:30:19,950 --> 01:30:23,720 Like, I forgot what I wanted and I just forgot it. 1808 01:30:23,720 --> 01:30:25,690 I'm like a horse in Neverending Story. 1809 01:30:25,690 --> 01:30:29,530 I feel something is coming out of your mind. 1810 01:30:29,530 --> 01:30:33,500 Josh. I want to be alone. 1811 01:30:33,500 --> 01:30:35,930 I know if I often say it. 1812 01:30:35,930 --> 01:30:37,930 But, for the first time in my life, 1813 01:30:37,930 --> 01:30:41,900 I really, really appreciate it. 1814 01:30:41,900 --> 01:30:45,600 Congratulations on your engagement. 1815 01:31:10,230 --> 01:31:12,000 Where do you want to go? 1816 01:31:12,000 --> 01:31:14,530 go home. 1817 01:31:15,230 --> 01:31:18,160 I want to go home. 1818 01:31:19,800 --> 01:31:22,100 Madam! I don't know where you live. 1819 01:31:22,100 --> 01:31:27,370 Oh, I'm sorry. Um, can you say it to Second south and Berry? 1820 01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:34,650 Gosh! 1821 01:31:34,650 --> 01:31:37,410 Robin? Gosh! 1822 01:31:37,650 --> 01:31:39,050 Gosh! Are you okay? 1823 01:31:39,050 --> 01:31:40,680 Take us to the hospital, and I won't sue you! 1824 01:31:40,680 --> 01:31:42,650 What happened? / We have to go. 1825 01:31:42,650 --> 01:31:46,350 Hey! 1826 01:31:46,890 --> 01:31:47,820 Oh my God! 1827 01:31:47,820 --> 01:31:49,220 Oh, my God, what happened? 1828 01:31:49,220 --> 01:31:50,520 No no No. It's fine, this is fine, it's fine. 1829 01:31:50,520 --> 01:31:51,490 Gosh! No, that's fine! 1830 01:31:51,490 --> 01:31:52,960 I've held it. 1831 01:31:52,960 --> 01:31:55,630 The average labor force for a new mother is 26 hours. 1832 01:31:55,630 --> 01:31:58,400 It doesn't just pop out like a TV. This will be fine. 1833 01:31:58,400 --> 01:31:59,660 Good. 1834 01:31:59,660 --> 01:32:01,160 Oh my God! 1835 01:32:01,160 --> 01:32:02,970 Oh my God, is everything okay? 1836 01:32:02,970 --> 01:32:04,300 call a taxi. / Good! 1837 01:32:04,300 --> 01:32:06,830 I will get it. 1838 01:32:07,100 --> 01:32:09,970 Ooh! 1839 01:32:09,970 --> 01:32:13,570 Take us to the hospital and I won't sue you! 1840 01:32:13,670 --> 01:32:16,240 This is bad. 1841 01:32:16,240 --> 01:32:17,440 Alright okay. 1842 01:32:17,440 --> 01:32:19,680 Oh, this is really bad! 1843 01:32:19,850 --> 01:32:21,980 I need to call my patient and apologize. 1844 01:32:21,980 --> 01:32:24,050 No. 1845 01:32:24,050 --> 01:32:25,450 This is not natural! 1846 01:32:25,450 --> 01:32:26,550 Good. Oh, my God! 1847 01:32:26,550 --> 01:32:28,150 You are on the 10 cm opening, 1848 01:32:28,150 --> 01:32:29,620 And you've entered the second stage 1849 01:32:29,620 --> 01:32:31,320 labor, known as active labor. 1850 01:32:31,320 --> 01:32:32,890 What? 1851 01:32:32,890 --> 01:32:34,590 I'm studying in medicine. Is that so hard to believe? 1852 01:32:34,590 --> 01:32:35,890 Yes! 1853 01:32:35,890 --> 01:32:37,690 I want to try it now. 1854 01:32:37,690 --> 01:32:38,930 Keep your feet away from my chest. 1855 01:32:38,930 --> 01:32:40,630 Keep your feet off my chest, okay? 1856 01:32:40,630 --> 01:32:42,530 OK. don't be over! 1857 01:32:42,530 --> 01:32:43,960 You're a woman... 1858 01:32:43,960 --> 01:32:45,630 gave birth to a baby behind a taxi. 1859 01:32:45,630 --> 01:32:46,830 and I'm Australian-American. 1860 01:32:46,830 --> 01:32:48,700 I will be a hero! 1861 01:32:48,700 --> 01:32:50,630 In a taxi? Don't worry, Meg. 1862 01:32:50,630 --> 01:32:52,170 My hands and mouth have both. 1863 01:32:52,170 --> 01:32:53,870 this has been sterilized with vodka. 1864 01:32:53,870 --> 01:32:55,570 I feel like going out. / No no no no. 1865 01:32:55,570 --> 01:32:56,840 I will... I will... 1866 01:32:56,840 --> 01:32:57,970 Thank me! Hold inside! 1867 01:32:57,970 --> 01:33:00,040 We can do it. 1868 01:33:00,040 --> 01:33:02,440 We can do it. 1869 01:33:02,440 --> 01:33:04,880 We can do it, we can do it. 1870 01:33:05,840 --> 01:33:07,280 Here it is! 1871 01:33:07,280 --> 01:33:08,980 Exit. Exit. / Okay, open the door. 1872 01:33:08,980 --> 01:33:10,480 Damn, the door... / Open the door. 1873 01:33:10,480 --> 01:33:11,650 This doesn't want to open! / Open the door! 1874 01:33:11,650 --> 01:33:13,080 The door won't open! / Open the door. 1875 01:33:13,080 --> 01:33:15,280 Wait! through Window. We just have to... 1876 01:33:15,280 --> 01:33:17,550 What are you doing? / The door is locked! 1877 01:33:17,550 --> 01:33:19,350 Open the door! 1878 01:33:19,350 --> 01:33:20,720 This is going to come out! 1879 01:33:20,720 --> 01:33:23,150 Robin! Okay, you have to help him! 1880 01:33:23,150 --> 01:33:25,360 You have to help him. He will help you, okay? 1881 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:26,460 I can't. / Help him. 1882 01:33:26,460 --> 01:33:27,760 Come on! 1883 01:33:27,760 --> 01:33:29,530 Close your feet tightly. 1884 01:33:29,530 --> 01:33:32,220 Don't let it out! 1885 01:33:32,590 --> 01:33:35,390 Robin, this isn't locked! 1886 01:33:35,400 --> 01:33:38,260 Come on! 1887 01:33:39,030 --> 01:33:40,330 Oh! my wallet. 1888 01:33:40,330 --> 01:33:42,170 No no no no! Enter it in. / This is going to come out! 1889 01:33:42,170 --> 01:33:43,600 I need... We need a wheelchair. 1890 01:33:43,600 --> 01:33:45,140 Oh my God. / Okay, don't let it out! 1891 01:33:45,140 --> 01:33:46,870 He will come out. / Don't leave it out. 1892 01:33:46,870 --> 01:33:48,410 Wait, Meg. Meg! Meg! I have to... I have to push. 1893 01:33:48,410 --> 01:33:49,470 It wants to get out. 1894 01:33:49,470 --> 01:33:50,540 Are you not participating? 1895 01:33:50,540 --> 01:33:53,670 You don't need me anymore. 1896 01:33:55,540 --> 01:33:57,640 OK. Oh, my God. / OK. 1897 01:33:57,640 --> 01:34:00,640 I'm scared. / I am here. 1898 01:34:19,560 --> 01:34:22,060 Hi. 1899 01:34:22,230 --> 01:34:24,930 I call him. 1900 01:34:25,570 --> 01:34:27,970 Look, I know you don't want me here, 1901 01:34:27,970 --> 01:34:30,740 But please listen to me, understand? 1902 01:34:30,740 --> 01:34:33,910 You like me. 1903 01:34:33,910 --> 01:34:35,780 And I like you. 1904 01:34:35,780 --> 01:34:38,280 And you're crazy. That is the fact. 1905 01:34:38,280 --> 01:34:42,380 Honestly, I think you might be like crazy when you weren't pregnant. 1906 01:34:42,380 --> 01:34:47,180 But I can say that, because I love you. 1907 01:34:47,990 --> 01:34:50,280 I love you. 1908 01:34:52,590 --> 01:34:55,420 I will come back later. 1909 01:34:56,760 --> 01:34:58,530 Thank you. Thank you for calling. 1910 01:34:58,530 --> 01:34:59,760 Don't do strange things. 1911 01:34:59,760 --> 01:35:02,330 Oh, thank you, thank... 1912 01:35:02,330 --> 01:35:05,200 Well, you want to meet or not? 1913 01:35:05,200 --> 01:35:07,600 He? 1914 01:35:07,600 --> 01:35:10,370 This is "him"? 1915 01:35:11,900 --> 01:35:14,240 This is Madeline's baby. 1916 01:35:14,240 --> 01:35:17,310 God, look at you. 1917 01:35:17,310 --> 01:35:20,340 Happy birthday dear. 1918 01:35:20,640 --> 01:35:23,440 He is very beautiful. 1919 01:35:23,610 --> 01:35:27,350 And I think I love you too. 1920 01:35:27,350 --> 01:35:30,490 I mean, I love you, I don't know why I said it. 1921 01:35:30,490 --> 01:35:34,590 I love you so much. 1922 01:35:34,590 --> 01:35:35,990 I mean, I'm not... 1923 01:35:35,990 --> 01:35:38,860 I really can handle all this myself. 1924 01:35:38,860 --> 01:35:40,190 I'm an independent woman. 1925 01:35:40,190 --> 01:35:41,590 Dear God, are you serious? 1926 01:35:41,590 --> 01:35:43,730 But I don't want to. 1927 01:35:43,730 --> 01:35:46,230 I don't want to. 1928 01:35:51,300 --> 01:35:53,570 Hi. 1929 01:35:53,570 --> 01:35:56,930 Does he not look like an alien? 1930 01:35:57,170 --> 01:36:00,440 You are the most beautiful alien in the world. 1931 01:36:13,440 --> 01:36:33,440 Visit www.Markasjudi.cc 1932 01:38:00,980 --> 01:38:02,680 Hey. 1933 01:38:02,680 --> 01:38:04,480 What do you want? 1934 01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:07,650 I want to tell you that I can do a lot of things myself. 1935 01:38:07,650 --> 01:38:08,990 I can open my own shirt, 1936 01:38:08,990 --> 01:38:12,060 But I want you to do it for me. 1937 01:38:12,060 --> 01:38:14,790 Sounds weird. 1938 01:38:14,790 --> 01:38:16,790 I want you to see me, open my clothes. 1939 01:38:16,790 --> 01:38:18,830 No, sorry. That sounds very sexual. 1940 01:38:18,830 --> 01:38:20,260 That's not what I mean. 1941 01:38:20,260 --> 01:38:22,970 I mean I want to open my own clothes. 1942 01:38:22,970 --> 01:38:25,030 and I just want you to be here, 1943 01:38:25,030 --> 01:38:28,330 because you're my best friend. 1944 01:38:28,740 --> 01:38:30,700 and I love you. 1945 01:38:30,700 --> 01:38:34,040 And I really love you, too. 1946 01:38:34,040 --> 01:38:36,780 This is more than just friendship. 1947 01:38:36,780 --> 01:38:40,210 I'm so glad you feel the same way. 1948 01:38:40,380 --> 01:38:41,680 I'm just kidding! 1949 01:38:41,680 --> 01:38:43,280 Gosh. 1950 01:38:43,280 --> 01:38:46,680 I understand. Oh, but I love you. 1951 01:38:46,680 --> 01:38:48,220 And I miss you. 1952 01:38:48,220 --> 01:38:52,650 I managed to surprise you. 1953 01:38:54,390 --> 01:38:57,990 Wait, are you kidding me? Do you live here? 1954 01:38:58,160 --> 01:39:00,730 Robin! This is 500 square feet, 1955 01:39:00,730 --> 01:39:03,900 Where do you store your clothes and bathe occasionally? 1956 01:39:03,900 --> 01:39:05,300 Uh, yeah. 1957 01:39:05,300 --> 01:39:07,270 I'm super rich. Don't I say it? 1958 01:39:07,270 --> 01:39:09,430 Wait. Why are we always hanging out at my place? 1959 01:39:09,430 --> 01:39:12,230 Why do you even work in a company? 1960 01:39:12,470 --> 01:39:15,870 Wait, why am I paying everything all the time? 1961 01:39:15,870 --> 01:39:17,300 Wow. 1962 01:39:17,300 --> 01:39:20,040 Well, I don't need to work in a company. 1963 01:39:20,040 --> 01:39:23,210 I just like to be friends with you. 1964 01:39:23,210 --> 01:39:25,280 And fuck two security guys. 1965 01:39:25,280 --> 01:39:26,810 Why do you have a scooter? 1966 01:39:26,810 --> 01:39:28,550 This is a scooter in my room. 1967 01:39:28,550 --> 01:39:30,080 I have all over the floor. 1968 01:39:30,080 --> 01:39:32,380 I have paid the bill, every time we are out. 1969 01:39:32,380 --> 01:39:34,980 But that's how you live super rich. 1970 01:39:34,980 --> 01:39:36,320 Oh my God! 1971 01:39:36,320 --> 01:39:37,820 You still have a lot to learn from me. 1972 01:39:37,820 --> 01:39:39,320 I want you to be my dear dad. 1973 01:39:39,320 --> 01:39:42,190 I will be your dear brother. 1974 01:39:42,190 --> 01:39:43,920 I think you don't want breakfast? 1975 01:39:43,920 --> 01:39:47,290 You damage it. 1976 01:39:48,290 --> 01:39:51,830 I think that when we are single, 1977 01:39:51,830 --> 01:39:56,330 It is the time where we, are truly alone. 1978 01:39:56,730 --> 01:40:00,900 But, how well do we want to be a single person? 1979 01:40:00,900 --> 01:40:02,300 is there no danger. 1980 01:40:02,300 --> 01:40:04,610 You will be a good single, 1981 01:40:04,610 --> 01:40:06,310 so that your way of organizing. 1982 01:40:06,310 --> 01:40:08,280 That you will lose the chance to be with someone great? 1983 01:40:15,150 --> 01:40:19,850 Some people adopt babies to continue. 1984 01:40:25,190 --> 01:40:28,690 Some people refuse to continue single. 1985 01:40:33,330 --> 01:40:36,600 Sometimes, it's not statistics. 1986 01:40:36,600 --> 01:40:40,130 This is just a company. 1987 01:40:41,200 --> 01:40:43,370 And sometimes, just because it ends, 1988 01:40:43,370 --> 01:40:47,670 does not mean love ends. 1989 01:40:48,440 --> 01:40:52,840 Um, I want to talk to you about your mother. 1990 01:40:53,070 --> 01:40:55,380 He fell ill when you were little. 1991 01:40:55,380 --> 01:41:00,980 and I'm not talking about it because I still miss him. 1992 01:41:00,980 --> 01:41:03,450 Every day. 1993 01:41:03,850 --> 01:41:08,020 But, we need to talk about him. 1994 01:41:08,020 --> 01:41:09,650 Who is that? 1995 01:41:09,650 --> 01:41:11,090 me. 1996 01:41:11,090 --> 01:41:12,520 Who is that? 1997 01:41:12,520 --> 01:41:13,620 Mama. 1998 01:41:13,620 --> 01:41:15,390 Yes. 1999 01:41:15,390 --> 01:41:18,890 Many good memories here. 2000 01:41:22,430 --> 01:41:25,790 I want to show you something. 2001 01:41:26,000 --> 01:41:30,100 ♪ But if you feel like I feel ♪ 2002 01:41:30,100 --> 01:41:34,400 ♪ Please tell me that it's real ♪ 2003 01:41:34,770 --> 01:41:39,180 ♪ You're too good to be true ♪ 2004 01:41:39,180 --> 01:41:42,280 ♪ Can't take off my eyes from you ♪ 2005 01:41:42,280 --> 01:41:45,880 Your Song Your Eyes. 2006 01:41:46,210 --> 01:41:49,880 Your Song Your Eyes. 2007 01:41:54,020 --> 01:41:56,290 ♪ I love you, honey ♪ 2008 01:41:56,290 --> 01:41:58,920 ♪ And if all that is true ♪ 2009 01:41:58,920 --> 01:42:01,060 ♪ I need you, honey ♪ 2010 01:42:01,060 --> 01:42:02,960 ♪ To warm the lonely nights ♪ 2011 01:42:02,960 --> 01:42:05,260 ♪ I love you, honey ♪ 2012 01:42:05,260 --> 01:42:09,160 ♪ Believe in what I say ♪ 2013 01:42:09,160 --> 01:42:11,570 ♪ Oh, beautiful baby ♪ 2014 01:42:11,570 --> 01:42:13,770 ♪ Don't take me down I pray ♪ 2015 01:42:13,770 --> 01:42:16,400 ♪ Oh, beautiful baby ♪ 2016 01:42:16,500 --> 01:42:18,640 Now I know why Dad never sings. 2017 01:42:18,640 --> 01:42:19,770 Why? 2018 01:42:19,770 --> 01:42:23,780 Because Dad's voice is very bad. 2019 01:42:23,780 --> 01:42:26,980 What are you talking about? Father's voice is very good. 2020 01:42:26,980 --> 01:42:32,180 The thing about being single is, you must respect that. 2021 01:42:32,180 --> 01:42:33,990 Because, in a week, 2022 01:42:33,990 --> 01:42:37,190 or all your life, alone, 2023 01:42:37,190 --> 01:42:40,890 You might only get it for a moment. 2024 01:42:44,190 --> 01:42:46,400 One time, when you are not bound. 2025 01:42:46,400 --> 01:42:49,400 In relationship with anyone. 2026 01:42:49,400 --> 01:42:54,570 Parents, pets, siblings, friends. 2027 01:43:02,510 --> 01:43:06,810 One time, when you stand alone. 2028 01:43:09,480 --> 01:43:13,180 Really, really single. 2029 01:43:20,690 --> 01:43:23,020 Then, 2030 01:43:25,630 --> 01:43:27,630 It disappears. 2031 01:43:35,630 --> 01:44:05,630 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com