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Morning boss. / Morning Charlie.
Give me 5 of the best dog food. / Good, which one?
This one, okay.
Let me help.
Thank you, you are very kind.
Not comparable to you.
Always buy the best food for abandoned dogs.
Morning Charlie.
Wow, you are growing up fast.
Morning Charlie. As usual?
Ball and tea rice, I'll take it later.
It's ready. / Let me... how much is the price? Let me pay.
Where is my wallet?
No need... / That's right.
No, no. / It's free, it's OK!
No, no. / Bring it, take it.
Hello puppy, don't you have a house?
Why not go home with me?
Hey! Do not run!
Dodo, Dodo...
Do you see my dog's child?
Puppies? Mm...
What is your puppy like?
Chocolate, is very small and always answers when called Dodo.
Oh...
That is the sound of your dog, oh... / Yes.
Earlier I heard it.
Go there, look there.
Good, thanks.
Charlie, why are you wrapping his legs?
To make it look pleasing.
People will feel sorry.
That means they will donate a lot of money.
Remember, 1 in 99 1 part for dog food. Mixed 99 parts of mud and dirt.
Oh, I understand.
So the dog will get diarrhea.
Then the owner will buy the medicine from us.
Hey...
Why don't you just shut up? Tell reporters in the newspaper here and interview me.
If I complain, I will tell them. Your disability is fake for donation fraud.
That dog...
Sorry, forgive me. Just kidding. I don't think people think so.
Providing a place for dogs, fake defects to get mercy.
I really admire you, Charlie.
My life depends on you.
You will always be my teacher. Do not ever leave me.
Work that is diligent.
Now is the time, the Mistresses The Contributors Group will arrive.
Good... / Let's get ready.
Good, hard work.
Excuse me, you can't smoke on public transport.
What? Do you call this a cigarette?
Electric cigarettes like this are very popular nowadays.
Sir, you also occupy 2 seats.
Then what's the problem? I've bought 2 tickets.
Of course I get 2 seats. / Paying double does not mean getting 2 seats.
Who do you think you are?
Are you a police officer, why don't you call reinforcements?
Slow down, use a selfie stick. Use it correctly.
Remember, upload photos on the internet to get "likes".
That's easy if you are as handsome as me.
All those here are witnesses. I will call the police when we pull over.
Good.
Why don't you tell him who am I?
Village Chief.
Do something smart, let's squat.
Put your hands on your head, or you can swim with fish
back towards the beach.
Basic useless coward.
Oper here.
Fruits. Keep it clean.
Yes, Village Chief.
Good operation.
Head, can you return the ball?
Why, cry with real tears?
Give him 20. Stop crying.
Why are you looking at me like insulting?
Give him 20 more. Tell me "David Beckham".
You are David Beckham.
Give him 20 more, say I'm "handsome".
I need 40 to say that.
That is very brave, you have gone too far.
Give all children 40. Come and say it together.
Me too.
Together. / "Chief is handsome...".
Look, doesn't he look like a mop?
When I first saw it I thought...
he is a mop bitten by a mouse.
Then I look closer, it turns out he's a dog.
And my conscience says...
"save him, if not, he will die".
Then I save him.
Now he's a cute dog named Dodo.
She's beautiful... / Funny thing is...
See how sweet he is.
But the funds here are running low.
It's a pity if I am disabled.
Otherwise, I can work harder,
to help many animals.
Giving home to all abandoned dogs.
What a touching story. / No need to clap.
That won't help, just contribute money.
Donations... / I bring cash, so I...
Charlie, the three of them are very rich.
You can retire if you marry with one of them.
This is harder than you imagine.
If you want to be a caretaker, you can't be too picky,
or fussy, but just think about it.
What if they ask you French kiss.
What will you do?
I will do it, I'm not a problem.
I will work hard to be a nurse.
Charlie,
please bring 2 bags dog food to my house.
This is your chance.
See how hard you work.
OK.
Hey, what if I just send it?
you?
I also want 2 bags.
Do you want it too? / I want 3.
Three? / The last one is better.
I will prepare for you.
No, no... I prepare dishes for you.
We see what's going on inside? / You're very kind, want to cook food for me.
Okay... choose yourself. The most lively.
Dodo, a high sense of humanity.
Charlie.
Teeth.
Wow, you're so amazing today.
I look amazing every day.
You have to turn around, a lot of people will glare later.
I will visit my family in Canada for several months.
So please take care of Udon.
Good, no problem. I think I am like my own child. She's a good girl.
Charlie, this has a little something,
for food and stay Udon.
Do you have to force it?
Take it.
OK, thank you.
So where do you want to go with your husband?
I have divorced him. I went to go and cheated on him with a kid's toy.
The judge is a jerk. I gave him half of all.
But as a single woman, you can go as you like,
with anyone you want.
I can give dog food,
drink wine, play with dogs, tonight?
OK, but embarrassing if you like this.
otherwise you will look better.
People like me can be better easily.
Maybe a hurricane, or storm,
thunder and lightning hit me, can make me better.
Let's talk about it next time. I have to pack, I leave immediately.
If there were miracles when I returned, then we could have a chance.
Well, we might have a chance if the miracle happened.
Okay, I go first.
Hopefully the flight is fun. / Da-dah Charlie, da-dah Udon.
Have fun.
I treat him like my own child.
Dog trainer Bill.
We have a Samoyed dog.
This is a girl, still a virgin.
What if 4000 dollars for one night?
Mother.
Sorry, sorry.
I need another hour to complete this routine.
Try the 3d glasses first.
Looks real.
Don't get too close.
Just a moment, I come.
Stepmothers give birth to demons.
How long have you been here? / That's not what it means.
See how you have fun yourself,
I don't want to enter.
But you keep using my lotion.
This item has been sold out even online.
Just take it again, okay.
But makes me think,
you shouldn't have fun yourself.
just having fun yourself?
For your own good, I think you should find a partner.
Why aren't you looking for a wife?
Then you can do it real.
How do I have time to meet him? I'm developing a career, working on important things.
I know. Since you became Village Chief,
You drink while watching American drama.
Learning to be evil. / This world has changed.
Bad people always lead, while good people are always poor.
Bad or not, I just want someone to take care of you.
Hey, I have arranged your meeting with a beautiful girl today.
Really?
Of course.
Bing.
The new fish is really fresh today.
I brought 2 tails for sashimi.
Who eats sashimi with baramundi?
Are you trying to kill us?
Are you crazy?
There are no women who are right for you.
What kind of woman are you looking for?
A woman like I saw in the American drama.
Beautiful women who can work with me.
There are no such women. / Of course there is.
Why can your legs hurt?
Is this sick?
What is your name?
His name is Dodo.
These breeds are very vulnerable.
If the leg doesn't get well soon,
then don't collect with other dogs,
because he will feel wasted.
I understand his feelings, like me who is disabled.
Hello, my name is Charlie. What is your name?
Just call me Jane.
Can you tell me where this address is?
You just keep going in that direction.
Your clothes are good, what is your job?
An executive? Oh, Stewardess?
Many flight attendants live in this area.
No, I'm a Novelis.
I also wrote, sometimes for movie scripts.
Have you ever seen "One Night at Kwai Fong"?
Not yet. / I've never seen it before. Just show our same taste.
Ayo, Udon.
Look at that.
We witness the position of dogs. Charlie is a crazy person.
Maybe I can deliver.
No need, I can myself. This feels awkward.
Why can it be awkward, do you have a boyfriend?
Husband? Is there a man in your life?
It's too late, I go first and stop bothering you, okay.
It's okay, I open dog care here.
Thank you.
Do you want to hire a dog to look after your house?
What's wrong Charlie? / Rich woman.
How do you know?
The bag only costs 100,000.
Wow! You have to get it!
Hey, is the dog okay?
Not yet. / Then why are you here?
I will return to work.
Hey beautiful, what do you need? / I need per fruit, is this sweet?
Of course, let me help.
Fruits. Are you trying to sell rotten fruit to tourists?
Of course not, sir.
No! Then what is this?
You are basic... / Come on, change.
When you buy fruit,
it's important to try it first.
Oh, sorry.
No need.
Hey, your village head talks with a girl.
Pay attention to him.
I've never seen you around here, did you just move?
I live near here, are you the Village Head?
Yes, I'm to the village here.
I'm Bing.
I'm Jane. / Hello.
This Kumquat is delicious, buy some.
Basic prostitutes! / This is my treat, enjoy it.
So much? / You are welcome.
Bingbing! Bingbing! Bingbing!
The girl calls you. / Don't ignore him, he always does it every day.
What else do you need, I can take you. / I need fish.
Oh, I can't go there.
Suddenly I want to eat a hotpot. I have to go now, see you later.
Thank you, sir.
These fish are very fresh.
Just come from the sea.
Excuse me. / Yes.
How much is the white price in the middle?
This isn't sold, it's for my dinner.
What about black ones near your feet?
200. / 200?
Isn't that written 50?
50 for villagers.
200 for prostitutes like you.
Do you think it's expensive?
Then just go!
OK, I'll leave.
Basic coward.
Too excited, to want to fart.
Look at the direction of the wind blowing. / Sorry Sorry.
Want to get out...
That's Ying! Let's go!
Look, sexy girl.
Why is he nervous? Let's take a peek.
There are people in here!
How dare you bother me.
Hey! What happened?
Who's this? Hey!
Who is a prostitute?
Revenge when the enemy is defecating.
That's really a hero. My queen!
I'm sure I'm having diarrhea, this is retaliation.
Who is this jerk?
Ying is full of dirt, let's go.
YOUR ACCOUNT HAS BEEN EMBEDDED
Sorry.
Miss Yu, because your account is an additional credit card
and your personal account usage has been moved
The main card holder has frozen all your assets You don't have access to your account and credit card.
Your card has no money, just come out!
Can I pay cash?
Look at yourself,
the money box is locked. My boss thought I had stolen it all this time.
So you can only use cards.
But I always ride this route.
Later I will pay next time. / Why don't you just invite me to date next time?
And you come out now! / This time help me?
I said come out!
Oh my goodness...
Tears are very good.
You can win an Oscar!
Chief. / Hey friend, it turns out you are.
You don't need to shout at women.
All of them speak like this in our village.
Don't align me with your degree.
I will pay double for the fee.
Apologize to him. / This is not how much you pay.
3 times, apologize.
Don't you see, we're men...
What is this card? How can you continue to pay?
I tell you,
This limited edition Black Centapus card.
The delete issued this under my birthday radar.
Fortunately, I brought it. I don't only get a 1% discount,
there is also a special function.
Where I can pay as much as I want,
until I stop.
Chief, please stop.
OK, you win.
I will be fired if the machine is damaged.
Miss, forgive me.
You should say that you are his friend.
Thank you, sir. / Just call me Bing.
It seems you have a problem with money. Bring this.
I really admire you.
We may look like strangers.
But after we get to know each other, I can guarantee you won't ignore you even though I try.
Thank you, Bing.
We can go to dinner when my money is out.
No, I just treat. Let me make something for you.
Oh, have you ever been to Disneyland?
Yes. / Is it true?
What about Ocean Park.
Ever been there too.
Really? / I guess you two look for a room now.
I agree with that, what about you?
I want to go home.
Alright, go home!
I will take you. I will go home to change clothes...
there are important meeting events.
In 1972, Tunnel Lintas Pelabuhan was opened.
In 1979, the basement began service.
And in 1999,
Airport Express to and from the airport.
What are you talking about, sir Chief?
I speak if I have a plan for this village,
for fiber optic installation super fast internet!
Will the whole village not be exposed to radiation?
Well, I like slow internet speed here.
When not every village person has his own smartphone,
we are proud of not installing "phubber".
People are more connected.
I hate that contract which binds you for 2 years,
and nobody answers hotline cancellation.
I understand your concerns,
but think first,
with super fast internet
your wives can download Korean TV dramas faster.
So they will be less the time to watch over you.
And during the match day at EPL
we can gather.
Watch a match together. Our ties will be closer and closer.
Like the contract you are worried about...
Don't worry.
I have arranged negotiations for a 12-month contract.
and discount on the 3rd, 6th and 9th months.
And everyone gets an EPL souvenir.
If no one objects again, I have made an agreement with the provider.
They will soon install the cable.
Will be installed from the front to the back of the village.
And surely it will affect on the lives of everyone.
Is there no intention to cut down Hope Tree?
With the felling of the tree, we will have a wider parking space.
Yeah, I parked it far away.
I need 30 minutes walk into the village.
I think it's better to take a taxi. / Sorry, I still object.
The Hope Tree is a symbol of our village.
I feel responsible to uphold this spirit.
What do you think?
My desire to hang myself there.
You're so selfish.
That's your wish?
Lynn and I have been separated for a long time.
I just hope we can come back together.
Back together.
How about 600 dollars for your wishes.
But I really love him.
800.
He is not only the person I love, but we are also good friends.
1000 dollars.
This is not a low price. Think about it.
How can money buy love?
800. / If Lynn... Lynn finds out,
how can I look into his eyes?
500. / I think you will lower 200. Why have you just lowered 300.
100. / I think we agree on the price of 1000!
But later you can't come back together.
Honestly, Lynn has an affair.
I don't know why I want him back.
I can get another companion at a price of 1000.
Like I said, all have a price.
If the price is right. Nothing money can't buy.
Heaven and Earth move...
then the puppy will live.
Fifi, the dog is named Gigi.
No, I am Gigi.
My dog is named Fifi.
He is named Gigi, his dog is named Kiki.
Fifi. / Fifi 4 years old.
naughty girl who drove in the fast lane.
Get hit by a truck in pieces.
That girl is beautiful, I'm done.
Open the gates of hell.
Go to Fifi's paradise.
Done. / Good.
Your dog Kiki is in hell.
What? / No, I mean, he's out of hell. Already completed.
My condolences. / these papier mache dog, cock and house
Have come home with you for 49 days.
Don't worry.
Kiki will become a dolphin in the next life.
Then you two will become partners, one of them after that.
Make sure he pays in full.
Good. / Thank you, Charlie.
Don't be sad, all items have been my total calculus.
Don't move. / Charlie.
Behind me.
Careful. / Hold tightly, use our power to defeat it.
Closer. Your grip is not tight enough, okay?
Hold tightly hold!
I have to go home. / Wait.
My mother says,
after fighting a snake, you have to be silent for 3 minutes.
So the snake won't come back.
What is bitten?
Charlie.
You are already awake.
I'm fine?
Calm down, the poison has been released.
Is it sucked out?
No wonder I feel relieved.
Thank you. Too bad I fainted and didn't feel anything.
Hey, I feel there are still can poison in me.
Please, suction again to be clean.
Wait.
Hey, there's a little poison left.
Let me take a 5 minute break to smoke.
Later I come back again to suck it clean, okay?
Don't go anywhere.
Charlie, I'm sorry.
This is my fault so you are bitten by a snake.
Let me treat dinner.
Good, why not just take mine.
Salad from my garden is the best.
Pak village head. / Charlie.
You are well dressed, want to date?
Look at yourself, your shirt is all buttoned. You want to date, where?
I think I want it, he wants it too.
We both want to.
Me too, this is the right time.
To get to know each other. To know each other's feelings.
Charlie. Do you know Mexican drinks?
"Half Glass Teler"
Slowly feel the tip, just point to the head.
Better after one glass.
Somewhat dizzy after 2 glasses.
More excited after 3 glasses...
finish affairs after 4 glasses.
It seems like this is the night of sinning.
Sinful nights are good, I hope they happen.
More sins, more fun.
mahsunmax
Hey, have fun tonight. We can later share the match report.
I need time at least until tomorrow.
Can't see you tonight. I passed here.
What? Through this way?
Pass here.
I also passed here. / What?
Do you know each other?
Yes. / Yes.
That's good. Enter it / Good.
Careful.
Why do you bring a lot of things?
I make a special salad for you.
Picked directly from the tree,
so it's still fresh. / It looks good, thank you.
And the drink...
See how fresh this fish is. I caught it myself from the tank this morning.
I will fill the fish and fry it.
"HALF TELER GLASS"
This fish is very fresh, what do you want it to be cooked?
I can heat the pans, fry in a pan, or bake.
Isn't it better to have fresh steamed fish?
Tomatoes, tomatoes.
More romantic cooked for both, European style.
How do I know if there are "third wheels" here?
Miss Jane who invited me to dinner.
I don't know bastards like you can be here.
I think it's more festive, okay?
He is here now, what can I do?
What if I teach how to cook fish fillets.
Come on, come on...
Miss Jane...
Charlie?
Miss Jane. / Charlie, are you okay?
Do you need a drink? / It's okay, I just want to ask . Open which one did you write?
Not all of that.
I have never published.
Oh, you're so beautiful.
Many people will help if you are ready.
Looks like you like reading Yi Shu.
I'm a fan.
Me too, I really like "The story is Rose".
What a coincidence, blah blah blah...
Let you eat this underarm style fillet fish.
I remember the movie they made.
Maggie Cheung who plays Rose.
What a surprise, use a small tank without a bra.
Roller-skating, here and there.
Yeah, Rose, here and there, bra...
This is for you. / Thank you.
This is specifically for you.
Didn't you say you can cook?
Fried fish fillets need seasoning.
Where is the seasoning? Seasoning?
I forgot, I took it now, now.
Miss Jane, can you get the plate?
Is there a problem? / Sure, he has a problem himself.
So there must be a problem with my plate.
If you think so, then he thinks the same, right?
Then why don't I exchange it with your plate. / Why did you do that to me?
Of course not, I really care.
Why don't you eat?
Too hot, start without me.
The fish must be eaten when it's hot, if it's not fishy.
You start first. / What are you doing?
I'm praying, good luck.
I will wait for you. / It's okay, it's a bit long, I mean it.
I don't go anywhere, I can wait. / I'm praying, please calm down, just start!
Stop it! Let's drink, house rules, 3 glasses first.
Then make drunk Miss Jane. I mean... thanks for inviting us to eat.
Are we not friends, start drinking.
One glass is okay.
I think it's easy to feel at first.
It immediately feels on the head, feels dizzy...
My second glass.
Two glasses make you dizzy.
I'm very happy.
Very happy...
Third glass...
Very passionate.
Very... passionate.
I feel hot.
Why do you look normal after 3 glasses?
Looks elegant but arrogant.
You are drunk on liquor.
I only drink tea.
It smells very strong.
Of course.
Rose.
I will take a shower first, wait for me.
Rose, Rose, I love you.
Mother, there is soup in the kitchen, heat it yourself.
I want to masturbate first.
I promise, just once.
Mother is the best.
without a mother a child is just a slacker...
Rose...
I love you.
Charlie... / Yes, yes...
Bing...
Village head...
Miss Jane.
Jane...
Hey, Jane.
Janey.
Jane.
Janey.
Hey, asshole, what are you doing here?
What do I do here? I also want to ask the same thing.
me? See...
Look, Janey and I finished the business last night.
You call it complete business,
then what do you call this?
Are you trying to scare me? Look at mine, the direction is spinning.
Then come down here.
Do you want to see where it ends?
Don't be shy, let me show you, come on.
Good, let me see.
What are you doing? / Don't push me. Why push me?
Stop pushing me. / I will do as I please.
Tiger rises to the top of the Champion.
This is a good position for double attacks on the head.
If he attacks right, he can miss hitting his opponent.
I'm sure Champion has another idea.
Under these circumstances,
he can flip Tiger with his hips.
And that's what Champion did.
Lock Tiger with a tight lock.
This is a cruel movement.
Tiger can be weak, or he will smell.
To release the lock,
Tiger must put his hand between the legs.
Then you can flip the Champion.
And sit on his face.
Sudden jump can paralyze his opponent.
To reverse the locking of the knee which closes.
This is perfect movement, but there are also weaknesses with this lock.
Because the Champion did it now, poke with a finger.
It feels quite floating. We are now in the middle of a match.
And if it is locked then it might end.
That's why you have to keep going close your head,
to stop opponents gain profits.
It's close which is a bit awkward...
Like basketball, MMA also has time in vain.
Like now, they lock each other thumbs up.
Lockdown like this is a waste of time.
The world record is 20 hours, it's really boring.
Hey... why don't we just say stop.
Stop? How? / We release each other on the 3rd count.
One, two...
mahsunmax
Doctor, look. / Good, let's meet him there.
I am pregnant.
Doctors can prove it. / Yes, I can tell you if Jane is pregnant.
Doctor Koo. / Please, sit.
I don't believe in Chinese medicine.
How can you not believe it?
I dress like this before I apply western medicine.
Graduated from the University of Hong Kong,
Doctor Sun Yat-sen was my classmate.
Congratulations. / Don't be offended...
Do we know the father of the baby?
Yeah, did we ever meet him?
His father might be you.
Or maybe you.
After I give birth,
we will do DNA testing.
Then we will know who his father is.
It's ridiculous, I'm the Village Chief.
We will do the test now. If it's my child, I'll take care of you.
If it's her child, I'm done. / Come on, quickly.
Are you both crazy?
She is pregnant, her hormones will be disrupted.
You only think about who is the baby's father?
Do you call yourself a man? / Yeah, you're not a man.
No responsibility, no tests.
Although this is his child, I will take care of everything.
Don't listen to him, I don't mean that.
Just use my Black Centapus card.
Buy food whenever you want...
and buy toys if you are bored.
Using the card to buy it all needs money.
But money can't buy you love and love.
If you can't sleep,
call me. I'm a responsible man.
If my card doesn't work, pawn my watch.
I'm also a responsible man.
If you call the night, call me too.
Oh, Udon, forgive me.
I didn't stop it on time. Now you're pregnant, but it's okay.
Just keep eating, and when you give birth to a few puppies,
Charlie and I will be rich.
Passport, my passport.
Passport, my passport, passport...
Hey... Charlie, what's wrong?
Do you have 100,000 I can borrow?
I don't have that much money, Charlie, calm down.
How old are you, don't you have savings?
Want, but you have to calm down first.
What happened, tell me?
Calm down.
Jane is pregnant.
That might be my baby, or her baby Bing.
I can't handle this.
I can't, help me find a passport.
Passport. / Calm down.
Please calm down!
Look at yourself in the mirror.
Jane is not a big problem.
But I'm not ready to be a father.
So when are you ready to be a father,
what is your dream? Become a nurse.
Now you get rich women, you're halfway.
Being a nurse, and being a father are different things.
Who cares, what's important is,
Will the baby be born within a few months?
If it's proven your baby, then your dreams come true.
What if it's the baby Bing?
Ask for divorce fees from him.
You will be rich if it's your baby.
if not, you still get money.
However, your situation is profitable.
How can you be this calm?
And really know your analysis?
What do you use?
I learned from experts, but why did you hit me?
Yeah, why did I hit you?
Yeah.
Because you make Udon pregnant.
I have heard everything. / I'm not the culprit.
But purely from Samoyed descendants.
The puppies will make money hundreds to thousands for us.
Why did you hit me again?
I teach you well.
Smart. Very good.
Very good.
Yes. Thank you, Charlie.
What do you buy, lots of adaptogens, something wrong?
Do you play too often yourself?
Why do you miss your father?
Daddy has long been gone, I don't miss him anymore.
I will become a father.
Being a father?
Wow, that means I'm being a grandmother.
Hey, get a girlfriend?
I understand, I'm not a problem.
All night stay up late.
People now have babies then always together.
I will have grandchildren.
I will karaoke to celebrate.
Mother, don't celebrate it.
There are still technical problems.
The chances are that 50% of babies are not my child.
Your life is really chaotic, who is this girl?
That's why I talked about it, why mom shouted!
Calm yourself...
So you like girls?
I kind of like it.
The following questions are more difficult,
if the baby is your child, I'm sure you will be responsible.
If you are not your child, you don't need to be responsible.
But what if not your child, and other men are irresponsible,
Do you still like this girl?
This question is not only more difficult,
but also harder.
Well, you better just sleep.
mahsunmax
Morning, ma'am.
You didn't sleep last night.
I thought about this all night.
Then? / The answer is irrelevant now,
but as a man, I'll take care of her pregnant woman first, right?
I know this is correct.
Thank you, mother.
My child eventually becomes a man.
Thank God, I will pray his birth.
Hey, have you ordered a taxi?
Yes, I have to go to Central.
An additional fee of 500 dollars.
That's too expensive, no thanks.
The cost is indeed 500.
Hey!
500 dollars. / You are crazy.
500 dollars.
Charlie.
Why do you bother a woman?
Who are you? / My favorite spherical rice...
has been sold out for breakfast.
I am now really upset.
So don't force me, hold this.
Then I think you should buy this last rice ball.
And I've eaten half.
Is that so? Why don't you spend it first?
You must be hungry. / If you hurt someone like me, a violation, hey...
Want to run? Run away...
I do not know there are people who are more damn than me.
Foshan... / Hi.
Kick without a shadow...
Oh
Ouch!
What is the pain, is there something wrong with my nose?
Hey, did you hear a squeaky sound? / Just scratched, it's okay, calm down.
See here. / No, I never heard Charlie laughing.
See him laughing.
Insolent!
Be a good kid now, okay...
Janey, I have thought about it.
I want to take care of you, better yet if you move to my house.
Get away.
I have to move to take care of him.
I guess you took care of your crooked nose first.
My nose is bent? / Stop it!
I want to live alone. I'll call if I need something.
No, my nose is bent.
Bing, do you like me?
Yes / Say louder.
Yes! / Still not hard enough.
Yes! Aaa !!
Damn! It really hurts! Goddamn it!
Stop... photographed first.
No... / Still squeaking?
No, the squeaking sound is gone.
Thank you, Janey. / You are welcome.
What do you want? / Charlie.
You hear him, Jane...
When the taxi driver chases you,
your hands and feet suddenly normal.
Run you very fast, let's explain.
Really, I... I didn't realize it.
Gosh, how can it happen?
This must be a miracle.
Certainly because of my obedience feed the congregation.
God has healed me.
Haleluyah, haleluyah.
I'm cured.
Bullshit. If you don't say the truth, I'll call the police.
Let's explain. / OK.
It was the Monkey King who healed me.
You're a jerk.
Give him the last chance.
Release him. I will say. Don't hold on.
When I was a child my dreams wanted to be a pilot.
This is for you. / Thank you.
I suffered from fever when I was young.
Which results in spasms on my fingers.
God gave me this, and I can't be a pilot.
So I decided to get used to with a feeling of seizure.
Receive every opportunity which is profitable.
Receive mercy from those who care.
Do you feel something?
Not at all, how?
I'm sorry.
My hormones are everywhere.
I can't control it.
Charlie.
I understand your feelings.
You have long been lying.
I'm sure this is difficult for you.
This comes from lies, I'm used to it now.
But people in the village are very simple.
They can't know about this.
If they know, they will surrender to fate, understand?
How do you know what they think?
I'm the village head here.
Bing. / Village head.
Village Chief.
Can you help Charlie?
Can, but you have to do as I say.
What?
Villagers, after searching everywhere,
I've paid a lot for...
qigong and acupuncture experts.
He is better known as Maggie.
Teacher Janey.
The teacher has his own qigong technique and acupuncture.
To cure Charlie.
This is a lie, we don't need to use a needle.
Say he has magic, abracadabra.
I stand up, the people clap.
Basic useless. Do you think this is Sailor Moon?
That won't be convincing.
Charlie feels uncomfortable. Let's encourage.
Let's start.
The acupuncture should not bleed.
Does he know what he is doing?
The teacher says, if this hurts then this will be hindered.
Charlie is bleeding dirty.
When he stops, he will recover.
Charlie's legs look bad.
The needle must be installed at the yongquan point.
Don't under my feet.
I've improved, look.
You've lied to them for a long time.
Just do this to improve.
Put a needle in his leg...
Don't go crazy like them.
Do you think I don't want to hit pregnant women?
This will be finished soon.
Put a needle in his leg...
I'm cured.
Really cured.
Good!
Charlie, I'm happy.
This is rice balls for you.
No need. You don't have to pity me again. I've recovered.
You can give sympathy to those who need it.
I care about you even though you are sick or not.
I'm not sorry for you.
The important thing is that you are good...
and caring for abandoned dogs.
Take it...
Thank you.
The water pipe is stuck for some time.
Why don't you help fix the pipe, make it smooth again?
Right. / But it's been a long dead end.
Why don't I just buy new ones?
So much better. / Let's go.
Hey...
You have recovered, don't need to pretend to limp again.
Yeah, sorry everyone.
I've been limping all my life.
It's hard to change the habit.
But I will change.
Definitely.
Thank you.
Good, let's change the pipe.
Let's find a new pipe.
Relax, inhale.
Exhale.
Push harder. Come on.
Breathe.
Are you nervous? / No, I'm dying for a pee.
But I don't know where the toilet is.
Isn't the toilet there? / Thank you.
They come out. / Damn.
Come on. / Don't you want to pee?
I can hold it back.
They are really sweet. / There are three children.
See that.
Very small?
Right?
Are you... / Sit down, sit down.
Are you okay?
/ I think the baby is kicking.
He...
Sounds fun, I may hold it.
Does he kick?
Yes. He kicked.
He kicked. / Call me daddy.
Who is wrong?
Papa here, daddy here.
The kick is hard.
Hey Bill, he gave birth.
We share half of the profits.
You can't sell these puppies?
His mother will be sad.
But their colors are all black.
His mother must have been together with dogs from this village, Lucky.
Loving the animal world,
is something I can't control.
Next time, forgive me. No need to worry.
How about it, Charlie?
Bill said each of these dogs worth 80 thousand.
We can get more than 200 thousand here.
Why do you want to be fooled by Jane?
You are real or joking, keep your attitude!
Do you know where you are? Show your respect.
Look at you.
You are very destructive of habits.
All because of this woman.
You start to retreat. / Do you know what you say?
Mothers of the Contribution Group,
all want to be with me.
I don't know which one to choose.
I don't want to waste anything.
So I'll choose the three of them. You just keep your precious dog.
You're no longer my boss.
Have you forgotten, I am actually not seizure.
Don't want to waste anything?
I will beat up a jerk like you.
Fuck.
Where are you trying to hide? How dare you triple us.
Yeah. / Can't you say want to cheat on the three of us.
Don't try to think, want to serve you.
Charlie, save me. / What? Don't stop on my account.
Fuck...
Thank you.
Why are we happy to see people beaten?
Maybe we are bad people.
Hold him.
Merry Christmas...
This is for you.
From Korea. / Try whether you like it?
Thank you.
I bring this. This is for you.
Captain. / Captain.
Thank you. / Merry Christmas.
Thank you. / Come on... Good luck.
A gold coin for you. Gold coins for you, happy new year.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
The baby says Happy New Year.
After signing a contract,
fiber optic internet project high speed will begin.
OK, it's OK...
Congratulations... Thank you.
Janey, make a request? What is the request?
Will not come true, if I tell you!
But the request is about you, me, and Charlie.
And my baby is in here.
You... did you make a request now?
You can't cut it down. / Go.
Head, come down first.
Calm down. In the contract it says,
we have to cut down this tree. / Is that right, let me see.
Look. Written here...
Do you throw out anger? / No.
It's okay, once again congratulations.
I just go, excuse me... come on.
Da-dah, go quickly.
Chief, I'll call my lawyer.
Insane basis.
Why are you laughing?
I feel funny every time you pretend to be a bad person.
Pretend? I'm really a bad person.
I think you're soft-hearted.
Listen, if you try to underestimate my evil image as a Village Chief,
I will hit you.
We breathe from the bottom up,
then we can shout...
Exhale like this, feel like you're pushing.
This will help you in the process of giving birth.
Father and Mother can shout together.
Give encouragement. Inhale...
♪ ..
Sorry... dying of defecation.
"Shi Hu" comes, let's go in.
Really arrived. / Hurry, "Shi Hu" wants to come here.
Come on, run.
Careful. / Hurry, "Shi Hu" wants to come.
Very heavy.
It's OK, it's going to subside soon.
Rain like this often happens.
What is the "Shi Hu"? / That's local language to call a sudden rainstorm.
The wind comes and goes, the weather is better than before.
Life is like "Shi Hu".
Stay steadfast all must have passed.
Right? / It's gone.
Double rainbow.
I'm really happy.
Are you impressed with a double rainbow?
I've seen a double four.
I haven't felt this way for a long time.
Happiness can be very simple.
SIMPLE PLEASURE. (Simple pleasure)
What?
Sim-ar-ple Plea-ar-sure,
please yourself is a simple pleasure.
Sim-ar-ple Plea-ar-sure,
with your accent, I really understand.
It's not like that. I said "Simple Pleasure".
No, follow my words.
Sim-ar-ple Plea-ar-sure.
Yes... Sim-ar-ple Plea-ar-sure...
Simple Pleasure.
Your ball kick...
Very good.
mahsunmax
AGREEMENT BEFORE BIRTHING
I am looking for you. Why did you sneak up here?
What did you steal? / No.
I am changing the form for it.
Then I found this under the mattress.
I am not the baby's father.
That is easy to guess. Then you are no longer competing
with me grabbing the baby.
You better know it now.
You can be his grandfather, how?
You don't need to be arrogant first.
This baby is also not your child.
Pre-natal agreement, why does he need this?
Why don't you say something?
Why do you let me talk useless?
Find him, ask him.
It's useless to ask him, he will deny this.
Or he just wants to get rid of us.
My pretense is Jane, ask me.
What does this mean?
Don't blame me.
I don't want to do this. I... I only do for the sake of this baby.
How dare you call the baby.
You can't hit a pregnant woman, the question becomes useless.
I'm upset, very upset.
I have never been a good person.
First time being a good person, I was cheated.
No. I have to throw something.
I have to throw expensive things. / Calm down.
I see it like this, this baby's father is definitely looking for this bitch.
Like Jesus said, wealth brings danger.
That's what the Buddha said. / Buddha said: wealth brings danger.
We feel better...
when we get a million or two million to complain about him.
What can I help you two?
It's easy.
What can you do for us? / Mr. Steve asks what can he help for you?
You help us,
then we will help you.
As a sign of my sincerity, fill in whatever you want.
How much should we write? / Relax.
He gives us free control here, let's do it.
1 million.
1 million? / What is the most?
We should write 10 million. If not, Steve thinks we underestimate it.
Don't be greedy. He can easily pay 100 thousand to drive us away.
How much should we write?
6 Million. Almost half of it is 10 million, but not too much.
6 million.
Write my name. / You are crazy?
I'll transfer it to you later. / Your name?
Look here.
We use the same bank. Just write my name...
Then my name will be the same.
Believe me, just write my name I will transfer it to you.
How old are you guys? Why fight over a few million?
Each can check it. Each 3 million, and you don't have to fight.
That's also good.
Just want to ask.
This check cannot be rejected by the bank right?
If you go to Sotheby with the check is rejected by Mr. Steve,
This can be sold for at least 100 million.
It's a sunny day.
We open the wine to celebrate it.
Yeah. / This is 2 bottles from Mouton Apasaja 1945.
It costs around 400 thousand to 500 thousand per bottle.
Everyone drinks, at least a glass.
What is the number of zeros, 1, 2, 3
Please enjoy. / Thank you.
Hey... come on.
This is a celebration, drink all the bottles.
Right, this is 500 thousand bottles.
Come on.
Cheers...
What is this? Why does it feel disgusting?
That's an empty bottle.
Filled with cheap wine from the supermarket.
Honestly, I don't have to pay you a penny.
I can only follow you to find Jane.
So if you want the check,
then drink all the bottles.
Each can be 3 million. I fulfill my promise.
Paying 6 million to see Jane's disappointed face,
it feels like a pretty cheap offer.
I don't like to force people, you can go.
Everyone has a price.
You two are only worth this cheap bottle of wine.
I don't know a bottle of wine it can taste very good.
Here, toast.
You go home.
Honey.
Sit down.
Honey, I finally found you. Do you know I'm struggling to find you?
I keep worrying, when it's time for you two to know this.
Obviously, you already know...
and bring him here. / Hey, let's play 15, 20.
OK. 5, 10.
10
Why don't you just come with me? / I don't want to come back with you.
I have decided, this child will use the name of my family.
I will raise it without money even from your family.
Now it's different.
My parents were angry with me, he kicked a bucket last month.
Yeah.
No one can separate us now.
Honey.
I know I'm useless and weak.
I feel very guilty.
But I promise, I will change.
I want you
and our baby starts harmonious family.
Do you really treat this baby well?
I promise, I will be good.
If I'm not good at you and this baby,
I will go to jail. and raped by big and strong people.
So you want to go home with me?
Help the mistress of goods.
No need, I don't need the items here.
Good, we can buy new ones.
Careful.
5, 10 17, 18
Charlie.
Don't forget your promise to care for Dodo well.
5, 15 10
Bing. / Open.
The request on the hope tree has been successful,
My request came true.
Let's go. / Now it's my turn? / Yes. come on 10.
Move aside.
Yeah, go home and be rich mothers.
Enjoy the flower show your own.
and laser shows every night.
We have done good. / Of course.
See you next time. / Yeah, I went through here.
I go through it.
mahsunmax
Every time, I hide that feeling of love
Then I can admire you myself in my dreams
I stole a glance at you from a restaurant
I feel lucky even though from a distance
Little girl. / Dodo.
I found Dodomu, are you happy?
Very happy.
Annoying or perfect, I dream of you
Is a sunny day, cloudy or rainy
Wherever I am, I will wait for you
I am a lucky person, when you let me keep coming near you
What are you doing, make another request?
Village head, I really miss my wife Lynn.
That's right. Are you still expecting him after he cheated on him?
But I still want her to be beside me.
Yeah, since I received 1000 dollars from you,
I feel I have been on sale.
I don't feel myself anymore.
Let me just return the money.
No need, I don't want it.
Look at me, return the money
has freed me.
Lynn...
Village head.
What happened to you?
As you said, I don't feel myself.
So I'm like a sale item.
That's amazing!
Lynn? You go home tonight!
This tree works...
I will wait for you outside the village.
Although Charlie and Bing are not this baby's father
I wish they could be this baby's grandfather.
Hopefully both of them are safe and sound,
and won't meet other bad women like me.
What's up, Bing? / You can't sleep?
It seems you can't sleep either!
That's why I want to talk.
Good, where?
In a quiet place.
10, 15, 0, 15, 15, 0, 20
Why are you too picky tonight?
Yeah.
I usually just choose...
from the first round and then leave.
I always want to be a bad person.
Now I'm evil.
And it can be millions because of that.
I actually feel sad.
During my life I have deceived people.
Jane the first person who cheated me.
I actually miss him.
Do you think he missed us?
Will he blame us?
He chooses his own path.
Don't think about it, cry.
Insane basis! What kind of man chooses to cry in this place.
People here for fun, crying is just damaging pleasure.
I'm not talking about you two.
I'm talking about 2 people over there.
I have found him 2 of the best models.
But he still cried.
What's up... if you cry with the models
do we not just want to hang out alone?
No, I'm not talking about you ladies...
Yeah, you don't deserve it.
What kind of man is he? Cry next to 2 models.
Yeah, so I pull out the dirt,
and use it as fish fishing bait.
My boss is an animal.
That's a man who cries.
Hey, isn't that Steve's assistant?
Why don't you just keep crying?
I will go get food. / Don't do anything, I slipped your feet.
Just look at me crying.
My boss is an animal...
Hey, don't you ask me?
Why do I consider my boss an animal?
Oh, then why is your boss an animal?
Because you ask, I'll tell you.
Do you know why I want to get my child back?
Because he's your flesh,
your next successor. Of course you care.
Do I look like I want a child?
I've been waiting for my father for a long time.
Why do I want to share my luck with with a child?
You must be kidding.
You know how my sperm count is very low,
because I'm too often having sex.
But somehow, I can still impregnate my dear.
So this baby has a high experimental value.
That's why I approve fertility factories in Africa.
To send a baby here, to be tested when he is born.
They will even give the name the medicine with my name,
with 30% profit sharing.
What will happen to the baby. / Come on?
Who cares about lab mice?
This is a big problem!
Steve's house must be closely guarded,
by bodyguards and butlers.
I think I'd better stay here. It's okay, I lie down while smoking here.
This can remove an elephant for several days. / As if...
You can try it.
What do you think? / Let's see.
Wait. / Is this ready?
Must be seen.
"Thank you for your baby !!!"
Do you want to meet Mr. Steve here?
He just came out.
Hey, why are you fainted outside?
I lack blood and menopause.
Oh, that's bad.
I'd better call an ambulance.
Don't. You just need to find a drink yourself in the toilet.
Where is the toilet? / Yeah.
Good, the toilet is above.
Janey...
How can you enter here?
We talk about that later.
You and your baby are in danger. Come with us now.
I packed it first. I already know everything, I will deal with you later.
What, you... / Let's go.
Hey, wait...
The butler won't let us take him.
There is no other way.
Hit him. Use this candle to beat him.
I'll protect Jane. / No... he's too old, I can't do it.
I protect Jane, you just do it. / He is too old, I'm afraid of killing him.
I can't. / Oh, I did it.
Slow down...
I told you, the smoke works.
Yeah, smoke sleeps. Close your nose...
Come on...
What's wrong? / I think I want to give birth.
Give birth? / Already?
Take him to the hospital. / We can't go to the hospital.
Steve will easily find him.
We will not be able to fight rich people like him.
Return to home in the village. Call my mother to find a doctor.
They come.
Come on fast. / Come on...
Come on, bring him in.
Careful. / You two take care here.
Slow down. / Be careful the way.
Hold...
Sit here...
How do you feel? / Very painful.
How, doctor? / Doctor, okay.
I ask you how is the birth?
Can you ask someone else to do it?
I am ashamed that I have never helped before giving birth.
Why don't you just call an ambulance? / We will not come here if we can take it to the hospital.
You will be fine. / What do we have to do, if you can't, do I have to?
Shut up!
Just let me!
Mother? You have never helped give birth.
Stop screwing up.
I don't screw up, I never helped give birth.
But I always watch the birth of babies on the Discovery Channel.
What you watch is a rattlesnake.
Snakes are from eggs, we are mammals.
Can you really do it?
Then you just do it.
I'm sorry. / It's up to you, thank you.
There are luxury cars coming into the village.
Could it be Steve?
Don't let him bring my baby. / Alright...
We will face Steve, just relax, calm down.
I leave it to you, mother. / Leave it to me, this will be fine.
We install protectors. Oh, I mean gloves.
Just put it.
Whose turn is this?
Now your turn.
This...
Hey, Steve, what made you come here?
Whose turn is now?
Where is my wife?
The baby is coming out soon.
You have to push, or he will suffocate.
Push, come on.
My servant says you brought him.
If you leave him, I can pretend this doesn't happen.
But your servant's age is 80 years old, he might be wrong.
Wow, the waiter is 80 years old?
That's not true. You must retire him or he will sue you.
Yeah.
Sweat. / Alright...
Not me.
He is sweaty. Sweat. / Oh, he.
I can't do this.
Because you are all here,
why don't I just take food hotpot.
What are the special foods? / Omasum, very crunchy.
But you can't boil it for too long. I'll show you, come on.
You all, please.
Hey, let's shake the card. / Do you think I'm stupid?
This is very painful.
When you feel dying of defecation,
You just push the baby out, understand?
Push.
Attack...
Push again push again... / I can't.
Push harder, like when you feel constipation.
Mother, how is Jane? / He is in a bad condition.
He doesn't know how to push.
Jane, do you remember, yoga practice teaches how to breathe?
Take a deep breath. Then exhale while shouting.
We do it together.
Inhale... / Exhale...
Success.
Inhale and exhale...
Have I not given you a meal?
Push stronger!
baby! I come!
Ignore him, stay focused.
Push on, Jane.
Release.
Ignore him... / Again...
Inhale and exhale...
Again...
Release.
Harder... / Good.
You're not a jerk!
The baby is born.
Mother, baby or boy?
He's a man.
He's a boy, Charlie.
I have my own child.
Does he look like me, his mother Bing?
Why does he look like you? / Save your breath, loser.
Surely, he looks like me.
Why are you just standing, take the baby!
Why don't we just let them go? / Then who let me go?
You take care of him.
100 thousand for whom can take the baby.
He's just a housewife, come on!
Don't move!
All don't move!
You finally come here. / If you come later,
they will feel my Tai Chi skill.
It's not what his mother Bing.
Hold these two people.
Bing. Come here... Are you okay?
Mother? / Please help me.
You are only the police, get away.
Do you know who I am? The star is generous, Steve.
Sir, I want to report a crime.
The Generous Star hit me.
Disabled people.
Get out of the way, stop pretending.
I have a card.
Alright... I trust you.
Your seizure is very severe, put your card back.
Thank you.
Please help us here.
You're the Generous Star right?
We got instructions, you stole a baby.
Stealing? My lawyer can be a witness.
We have an oral agreement.
This baby became mine when he was born.
As long as I can see,
the baby has just been born.
His umbilical cord is still connected to his mother.
I believe this, stronger than your verbal agreement.
Are you dumb, let's say something?
Hey, I always play a bad person.
I can't stand it anymore.
This person does a lot of evil deeds.
I have a lot of evidence, arrest him.
Are you trying to hit in front of a police officer? Shut up
You might be imprisoned for a while.
Law can't punish rich people like me.
I know if the law can't punish rich people like you.
That's why I prepared it for you,
to live in the same cell with sex offenders.
When you are free, your chrysanthemum flowers will be like sunflowers.
Trying to scare me? / Yeah, are you afraid?
Do you know many of my connections judges, plus...
Shut up, rich boy. Let's go, big mouth.
Oh, I... I can't breathe.
I need an ambulance, an ambulance.
Beware.
Abuse of police power.
I need you to give a statement.
But the baby has just been born.
Yes. / Then we can do it later.
After the baby graduated from the University.
Thank you, sir.
The baby, the baby. / Godson, Godson.
Bing...
Where is Jane?
Who is that fool?
Does he play me with seizures? / How?
He is very bad.
The way it works is similar to yours.
Where is the cucumber in your head?
I gave Brad Pitt to play me.
Has he played? Brad Pitt plays him?
Brad Pitt.
Her English name is Brad Pit.
With one "T".
CUT! Take pictures, okay.
Sorry, but her hair fell, isn't the scene repeated?
The audience doesn't see things like that. Camera there.
The making of the film is very simple, the director of the lamp.
Yeah.
Janey, congratulations. Your best novel will be made into a movie.
Do you like it? / This is very boring.
You only write about your pregnancy.
Basically this is a diary. Without Charlie and me in it.
How can you sell 900 thousand? You're in big trouble.
I'm kidding. Just give us the profit sharing.
The baby is coming.
Godson.
Honey... / Tell grandfather, say grandfather.
Ignore him, he's just a random person. I'm grandfather.
Charlie.
GiGi.
Hello, Udon...
What do you think? Tooth.
He really likes me. / Just treat him well.
But I really miss the old Charlie.
You are old, gives a different vibration.
If you want it,
I can show my acting method tonight.
Chow Yun-fat
Who is that?
Leon Lai. / Leon Lai.
It looks very similar.
With courage, be a man, show all your abilities.
Do all four together.
Four? I think Jackie is enough.
Look at him. His heart changes very fast.
Bingbing. / Your love is here.
I know.
I gave the wrong drink "Half Glass Teler"
Come on, I bought the wine.
Don't tell anyone. / Of course not, you think I'm proud.
I'm really happy to have a friend like you.
Right, baby?
Miss Jane, the actress who plays you has arrived.
Hello. / Hello, Miss Yu.
Thank you for joining my film. / I like your story, I will do my best.
Thank you.
You are really selfish, getting Hongkong Madonna plays you.
Your chest is almost less big.
Stop talking dirty. / I said it accidentally.
Hello, I'm Charlie.
I am his best friend from the author.
My relationship with him is very complicated. Why aren't we looking for a dark corner.
And let us know each other.
I'm fine.
OK.
Why don't we take pictures.
Mother. / Time to take a photo.
Come on, it's time to take pictures.
Jane, you too.
Let's take pictures, all with us.
Two steps back. / Please wait...
Come here... / Wait...
Ready, 1, 2, 3, yeah.
1, 2, 3, yeah.
The movie is over, when is the next movie?
Hey, so when is the next movie?
OK.
I provide time for you.
What? You got another role?
No problem. / No problem. Good chance.
I will make a better one. / You just talked.
Even director Vincent says _ my acting is good.
Why doesn't he tell you? / He is still listening, continue.
Listen to me, I don't have time to play "From Vegas to Macau 3"
but I'm willing this year.
He said okay. I'm coming with you.
You turned into an idiot!
The director needs a dog, crazy.
I can play a dog.
mahsunmax, March 27, 2016 subscene.com/u/910430
thanks for watching without doing resync
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