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Good night! Sit comfortably?
I hope you don't scarf all the ice cream
and You leave some for your friends. Otherwise you won't get today. </ P>
Before the real story begins,
let's go back to the past
to the 90s
Good old days of tape recorders,
tasteful homeless stamps and hairdos blow-dry.
There is one now That is Nurse Christa. </ P>
Hello baby Anabel, we will contact you soon. </ P>
And there is a Nurse Manuela, people who has an investment tip:
a friend of a friend's cousin
and her sister-in-law and her friend
send chain letters
instruct people to send money to anonymous recipients
so an anonymous person sends more money back to you and then,
goodbye empty bank account!
How how does it work again? Who transfers how much to whom?
How can I find out? The point is anonymous.
That's the coolest thing! But why aren't more people doing it? </ P>
This will end poverty! - The letter says "everyone wins." </ P>
Come on Sister Christa, get together .
Oh, just to lie on the beach and don't need to work anymore!
I'll do it Manuela! - It's more like that!
BABY SCHLONZ BABY von SCHLACHT
BERLIN TODAY
BABY BABY SKANDS ! PROSECCO-NURSES to BLAME
Build Anabel, we have an appointment.
Yuck, penis!
I give you 1,000 euros to wake up at 11 o'clock for once.
It's already 12. - Your trixi is bleeding!
Calm down. This is my new vampire facelift from Dr. Heidari
Oh, God, I think you will stop from the facelift. After your ass cheeks become numb.
Only the left one. - But real people are also happy,
even with dull breasts and fat butts.
I wish I knew where you got The accident from!
Anda tahu ini adalah produk dari pertanian pabrik?
Everything is in it. Teeth, eyes, brain. It doesn't taste good.
Yes, it can. It feels good.
As long as customers like it
and the food production mafia and Google get rich.
It's impossible for Google to make my liver sausage. - Oh yeah.
They are in it together. All of them.
This shampoo won't work. What I always do is
hit the egg and whip along with mineral water.
This is good, look.
Forget about shampoo.
I want to buy it if possible. < br /> - No.
Save yourself 79 pfennigs.
I want to see the manager.
Ma'am, you will have trouble again.
Sorry. Come on, I'll do it.
It doesn't matter. - Aura, I'll go to lunch.
You are called Aura, like an aura? - Yes.
Aura Indira Madonna to be exact. You have met my mother.
I am Ingo. < br /> - Hi.
Oh, wow, you drive a Porsche?
I've never done anything like that, I'm just a little girl checkout.
Look, the princess is awake!
Shut up, tassel toes!
Good morning, dear sister
Hello.
Olivjeh Burberry-Devonshire, Public relations.
Olivjeh with "yes!" - Anabel with "ah."
Olivjeh is here to suggest charity for our summer party
to donate when we enter the commotion.
Thank you Miss Trixi, I will put it directly.
Illiteracy and AIDS taken this summer
They are always the first to go.
That makes male victims domestic violence
But they can be very aggressive.
I like something a little more fashionable. </ P>
What about those transgender kids? </ P>
Can we buy some breasts for small children? </ P >
It will be very moving!
Of course, one day transgender will overthrow AIDS, but we need a way in,
a strong personal backstory.
I'm always asked if I was a man
It's crazy Let's act instead of always donating money.
You just don't see its potential.
You and I, both of us,
Can be German donation angels.
But imagine if we go to a settlement slums and ghettos
and only helps out, it will be much better
I really have something like that,
very basic teen offenders.
I suggest photo-op with gangster kids, then locally sourced
organic vegan buffet!
Well, that sounds really fantastic!
p>
But these kids, they are only offenders?
Not in any way... flawed?
My lawyer. This might be about that Cursed males in Sylt. Hello?
Just ignore him
We will take a disabled criminal, anything to help
What?
Sorry?
This is a joke call from a TV show, right?
Yes...
Yes, I have a daughter.
Ciao. - Ciao.
That is the third Porsche-dork in ten days.
Did you break up with the police? He's really good. </ P>
I'm always with Yann and still me. You shouldn't complain to me. </ P>
Hey girl! - Hello dear!
Why are you here? Have you been here... all the time?
Doesn't it matter?
How is world peace? - Good.
Go home, Mom panics.
I exchange?
We will sue
Our lawyers will tear their balls and throw them into dirty street dogs.
Good, then? - We don't even relate
No... I notice. > I... I like shopping,
I like spas and partying,
These are all signs that I am here.
Short question: are we going to go together
Youth offenders as our charity? - Yes .
And the food, local and vegan?
Enough!
You believe I'm your mother!
I change my diaper and feed you and give you my dreams.
I take you around whenever you have a fever.
And I bought you your first bicycle.
You stole it, and we have to run away from the police.
It's a beautiful bike.
It's bad enough that we have a different father .
At least we are all Buddhists.
Other families have it far worse,
where someone is Catholic or a supporter of Pegida.
I took a DNA test.
And you too. We must know.
Oh my God! - We are running out of single cheese.
What's wrong? - Aura is exchanged. </ P>
And now it's not a true family. </ P>
That sucks. </ P>
Hello Daddy
Do you think I'm can you still call you Dad?
Now I'm pretty much a stranger which your ass is sometimes used to delete.
I don't even know where you are all this time.
Somewhere
Near God or God, maybe.
Maybe you could influence the results from a DNA test when I did it .
Give me a sign, okay?
If you don't want me to be your daughter
then enough...
do back-flip and sing the national anthem.
Good?
MATERNITY 99% NOT TRUE
Oh my God!
I will get it!
Hello.
My daughter. You are there. </ P>
Please enter. </ P>
Wow! </ P>
Where is the television? </ P>
Oh my God! God !
He's like Grandmama!
Come here to my son You're beautiful! Just beautiful
Trixi is never emotional in all our childhood!
Come on you two, say hello is right for your sister.
Albrecht. - Hi, Aura
Hello. - I...
I am very happy to meet you all. </ P>
You look like a family of picture books. - Always like a fairy tale here.
Yes, and now we will start from the beginning, we are all together
Anda tahu itu secara teknis kamu bukan lagi ibuku?
Details!
There is room for everyone! And now,
a little champers!
Real champagne Oh wow !
Crazy! - Did you see that?
We both clapped!
Not wild genetic technology!
Come on my dear, we will buy you some beautiful clothes.
He can have a bedroom next to me. - Are you teasing? That's your sister! </ p >
Idiot. - I will get Champagne.
Yes!
It's funny, I'm, little Anabel, born in all this.
Anabel von Schlacht.
I'm Anabel, you're someone else at all.
Sorry, but... that's the fact.
Technically he's right. </ P>
Apakah kamu semua sudah gila? Anda tidak bisa mengubah semuanya.
I have the funniest idea!
You can both use their names. Who says there is only one?
Now let's drink for a happy family!
Applause! - And we will find a beautiful room for you.
Hello? I don't even have a glass!
Well , this sucks.
Cheers ex-father!
Good.
Schlonz. Hello?
Beloved? Is that you? </ P>
Do you want to go back? Hm? </ P>
You know,
in the universe of God
However, we are both interrelated.
Nobody will change all that.
Isn't that beautiful?
If you don't want to say anything
p>
let's do "om" together.
I come from a crazy person.
There is no way I met him, but I don't need to do it, right?
I will only stay here.
That's my grandfather? - No, your father,
Bolko von Schlacht. Age isn't a problem in industry and aristocracy.
That doesn't need to be reduced the pool of applicants who qualify. </ P>
And now he's dead? - Oh no. </ P>
He has been in a coma for centuries . He has a few blows.
Ah, it's the day my first milk teeth fell out.
I don't remember at all.
There are many types in this slide box. You know, dear Aura
Your family history is full of traditions and very important people. </ P>
Crazy!
I will think twice if I am you. You can still go.
That's enough. He only visits once.
And he Bad losers bleed.
Come on! !
For God's sake, I said this damn poster must be to the right of
when I face this method.
What are you doing? This looks like Christmas bread!
Five minutes, people! There, there!
Amazing!
Three minutes, sir and lady! </ P>
Great! Flowers are right! Pink and white. We can do that too! </ P>
Hebat! Bunga yang tepat! Merah muda dan putih. Kita bisa melakukannya juga!
Saya merasa seperti itu melegakan bagi mereka semua bahwa aku bukan milikku.
You know they think I'm a loser too.
My mother is useless Still managed by four husbands.
Yes, because the doctor slipped his skin behind his ear .
He looks like a weasel in a wind tunnel.
Listen,
My new mom might be crazy. Not one Google entry.
It's scary
My dog has 13,000 entries. - I don't know.
I should at least go see where I came from, right?
Find out why I'm like me.
No, you are Anabel, and that's a good thing.
Rawr! - Huh? </ P>
Oh my God, who is that? - Who? </ P>
That's Ben Schwarz. - Ben Schwarz? </ P>
He find all internet ringtones. And a large number of items.
He always wins "Founder of the Year." - He has a butt this year!
Hello strangers Where are you heading Often here?
We are very funny - Hi.
Hi.
Do you tease at night school?
Um, no... .
It's just that you're in the driveway of our house.
Hi, I'm Anabel
Hi, I'm Mäusi Hochstädter, The fame of Hochstädter's fame,
You might know them.
Nice to meet you, Anabel.
I have to make a few calls but we will meet each other. </ p >
Yes, we will go.
Just when you say it.
Only you say it first.
Let's go. - Maybe we will take champers later? </ P>
Hentikan. - Apa yang salah?
Oh my God, now I look back.
Ciao!
Good night and welcome to our summer party
Guests Dear, Health is our most valuable possession.
And early screening can save lives. - That was a speech last year!
And breast cancer.... - Trixi !!
... affects all of us. - Psst! Trixi!
In three easy steps... . - Trixi, stop!
Go and stop him. -... Female breasts...
No!
... can be checked at home. Like that
Trixi, don't do it.
Give me that damn speech.
Play music !
Music!
One...
Good night, let's hear for teenagers! -Pap your hands!
We all gathered here for a very special purpose.
Because children are our future!
Bravo! - Yes !
Look at our area that lacks sociality.
There are no hopeful prospects
just angry at despair
but also hope everyone must have a second new life
and second chance. That's what I think!
So, let's change something here day this!
Bravo! - Great!
And for all that
who doesn't know it yet, it's beautiful,
incredible young woman
is my missing child.
I can't imagine life without him again.
Let's toast
to Aura von...
No! To Anabel von Schlacht!
Super!
What? I didn't do anything! - I'm not Johnny, I'm just bored.
Hi.
Did Barbie move in, or what? - Just close
Excuse me. You got lost right?
No. Alles klar Herr Kommissar. I'm only here visiting my mother...
You have run away from the next clinic, right? </ P>
I just told you , my mother lives here. - Aha
You just take a walk in your bathrobe, with a bag last night.
This is a joke, right? <
This is a designer pajama jacket.
That's great. Who is your mother and where does she live?
Bel in there.
I thought. I've never been here.
You've never been to your mother - Yes! My mother is Carmen Schlonz,
I was exchanged as a baby, so this was my first visit.
I did a DNA test. Until then I was a rich heir,
but now everything will go to Aura Schlonz,
Anabel 2. Whatever. I don't care.
So you see. I'm not crazy, understand?
Aura Schlonz? - Yes.
Are you sure - Yes.
Yes. He stay with my ex-mother now.
Right.
Schlonz, right There we have it. Who is psycho now?
Hello ? - Rosa, this is Yann.
Kowalski. Can you open please
Mama! Hide marijuana the police are in here
Wait!
Are we really going up?
This is an elevator. They tend to do that.
Are you okay? - Yes.
I think I'm a little nervous, but I...
I will breathe through it.
p>
One two...
three four...
Five.
I don't want you to misunderstand.
Oh, yeah, what was that before?
I have a less active thyroid, so
I'm really dizzy for a little while. I tell health reasons.
Good. - I don't know why I justify myself.
Exactly. Nothing happened. - "Nothing" also not completely correct.
Right. You look at me.
This elevator has a width of 3cm. I have to see your weird face.
My face is weird? - Yes, you have small ears. Too small.
Really crazy.
Thank you. Now I know.
It's about Autonomous Front Front, right?
Ah, no, Mrs. Schlonz. It's...
This woman claims to be your daughter.
Hello. - You are there!
My child, I exchanged. Come here.
Oh man...
You even ran in your bathrobe.
What's your name? </ P>
Anabel. - WELCOME. </ P>
Enter. </ P>
The last one closes the door. </ P>
Now come and see that I brought with me
Hi. - Hi, I'm Rosa,
is named after the name of the great socialist Rosa freedom fighter Luxemburg. </ P>
And that is my brother Siddharta. - Call me Sid. </ P>
This is less shameful. - I am Anabel. </ P>
And where is Aura?
He is with his new luxury family. You know how he is.
Cool, police.
Avoid the bathroom for 30-40 minutes If you have a sensitive nose.
Don't worry, he's not your father. That's Gernot, our host.
Gernot, look at my daughter.
Hi just keep sitting. I can't get too excited.
I'm a retired early depressed. - That's good.
To meet you, I mean, not depression - Yeah.
Look at us standing around like a lost soul
I'll go, then. Have fun .
Goodbye - Oh, and...
I hope you don't mind, but we smoke marijuana.
They will all destroy brain cells.
And I think my old family is crazy.
Hello. - You go home now.
I am at home. With my mother if you have to know
That's good.
You don't even know this woman. - What can I say?
Love at first glance, we have a ball, Trixi,
I have never had a good time!
Arrival! I'm calling!
I wonder how much they will love clothes bill 40,000 euros. </ P>
They don't care about money, it's not like you. </ P>
You can't live without money. </ P>
You are worse than any Saudi prince. - I can do it well without you.
I don't need all your damned money.
Dengarkan aku memotong kartu kredit sialanmu! - Kumpulkan bitnya.
Exactly one week, You will be here begging.
No, I will find a job.
With your junior high school education? - If you don't mind,
I go to spend time with the best, the sweetest and funniest family in the world! </ P>
I'm very tired. </ P>
I want to go up and lie down. Above? </ P>
The Öztürks lives upstairs. </ P>
Right. </ P>
Good night. - I'm still reading. Good night! </ P>
Good night! - night! -Good night! </ P>
Ah, that's good
p>
Lights go out? - Hm.
Carmen? - yes?
Who is my father?
Do you know what Tantra sex is?
Group sex with tree hugs. - No.
There's always a party.
That's electricity.
Sometimes,
You don't know who is inside you.
Give me encouragement if I snore. </ P>
Anabella. </ P>
Anabella, look. </ P>
Is that supposed to be? /> - I know you must be as scared as Rosa. </ P>
Oh no. - What? </ P>
Do I have to go to the fur-shop demo again ?
No if you don't want a fairer world, my child.
We have gone to anti-globalization and female genital mutilation.
I was allowed to skip this one.
But you came?
For Behringer Furs bastards in Me & apos; damm. - No.
p>
Are we leaving now? My happy pill lasts only four hours.
Wait, my car!
My car is here yesterday.
Dear God, That's the last thing I have from my father.
Hey, are you crazy, that's mine
Oh good, that's my breakfast. - I don't care. </ P>
You owe me one euro. - Who stole my car? </ P>
Mornin & Ros; Ralf, need something in your stomach?
The beer breakfast is the most important day.
I will get it. Anabel, get a euro?
Yann! Hello! </ P>
POLICE! We need someone who is competent! </ P>
I can't hear you, I have small ears! </ P>
So, at hood, red cannabis leaves leaves the quarantine.
Door: pink marijuana leaves.
Diamanté. Tasty.
Plus nine Louis Voey-ton travel bags.
And the number plate?
There is no idea. < br /> But it's called Mr. Norris!
Mr. Norris? Maybe he will call us.
Maybe the plate is "SEXY" without E.
p>
Or "LADY" without the letter A, or just "BITCH."
Like most pink-car-chicks.
Diamanté is not pink baby-rose
It's ironic. I'm not a stupid fool.
I understand. My work is also ironic. I'm really Superman .
Oh, right, you said I spoke with stupid clichés.
But I have both feet on the ground. More than you.
Good...
How many packages of butter? - Um... that depends.
Truffle butter costs ten more. - Is that dirty and clean?
That must be a reward.
Dirty is for the boss, clean for employees,
p>
is lacking and they are certain different currencies.
The name of the Kardashians. - Kim, Kourtney, Khloé, Kendall, Kylie.
Right? - There is no idea. You match the 100% cliché. </ P>
Funny. </ P>
I hope the police will find my car,
But I doubt it, because some policemen prefer to be smart-donkeys.
I have to go, I'm busy looking for work. - Ooh!
Is this a make-up tutorial on YouTube? - No.
I have several views... between. </ P>
With a very large company. - Okay, just...
just try the temporary agency
the next door. - Thank you for the tip.
Good luck!
The free apprenticeship program? < br /> Is that supposed to be a joke?
What do you mean "high school diploma?" Chimpanzees can do this.
I don't mean you
No, nothing wrong. </ P>
Children excite me, but not sexually! That's illegal. </ P>
And even if it's not, I won't do it.
Hi there
I'm Anabel
Hello, I'm Simone Fubel.
I'm very happy. My first interview. Wish me luck! </ P>
May I offer you a little schnapps to calm your nerves? </ P>
Yes! Please! </ P>
Apakah Anda memiliki asbak? - Ini adalah kantor dilarang merokok.
Good.
Applause.
It's better. - Tell me about your career.
I went to the Salem Castle dormitory < br /> but before that I went to Eton.
That was very difficult. Then Switzerland... - You went to a good school?
Yes, I was kicked out of Eton very quickly. - Why? </ P>
Oh yeah, that's...
... stupid. We borrow horses polo and drive them to town.
We are a little drunk and suddenly the village bar explodes.
Overall I hate hierarchy. I hate being told what to do. </ P>
What's your last job? - Well... until now...
there really isn't But I'm very like it.
I mean, I'm almost 26 years old.
I thought I could take a jump and get a job.
Yes, all right...
Thank you for the interview,
very interesting to meet you. - No way, that's all?
It went well, right? I'm very relieved.
We will contact you . - When? Do I have a job now?
I will say that the opportunity you get a job
is almost as good as my chance Have group sex with George Clooney.
BECOME CALL YANN
Fuck.
SORRY LOST MY VOICE! COUGH!
p>
Yuck, I definitely need soy sauce with that.
This is so beautiful!
Oh dear,
Right on the cover. Both of us.
"German Donation Angels." My Lord.
How long have I dreamed of this? /> - Your tennis club magazine? </ P>
Who will we help next? </ P>
Dolphins - Yes! </ P>
Or... what do you call them...?
Refugees - Yes!
Come on Shopping, it always helps me think
That's a good idea. </ P>
Hello? - This is Yann. What shop did your mother go to? </ P>
Can we install sirens? Please, my day smoked.
No. - Good. Can I drive
I promise not to damage anything.
Who is he again ? - Don't know He escaped from the pea house.
MURDERERS
FUR IS A KILLER
Listen to our cries! Feel our pain!
I don't see what all the commotion about. I mean...
Stoats are farm animals, aren't they?
Heaven! Mink gives us cuddly fur. </ p p>
Yes! Yes...
Oh my God!
FUR IS A KILLER
Everything backs up now! - Listen to our cries! Feel our pain! </ P>
Beautiful! </ P>
Just like me when I'm flat. </ P>
Should I do it? - Darling, this is very simple,
those who have money also have breasts.
Listen to our crying! Feel our pain!
Listen to our cries! Feel our pain!
My daughter is being spoiled today. I hope another daughter,
Anabel? Will not be jealous. - Um, Anabel...
No, he is on vacation.
No limits. - good Maldives again?
No.
I have to say, Anabel has fled. </ P>
Just like that, as if we never existed. </ P>
But there is more. He never even became a princess me.
Isn't that really funny?
He's just a bunch of ugly genes with bad characters.
And I'm glad he's gone.
p>
Please bring me a white weasel with bobbles. - At once. Susi!
White bobble cake, now!
Damn, I want buy it! - Hey, change it!
It's not too fast, let's see what this idiot is
It just came to me. - What are you doing?
I support you and bring you to meet your mother and you do this?
I have trouble, does that mean? - Oh, really, I'm so sorry
Thank Thank you. - Of course not.
To the station! - Like a criminal?
Yes, a criminal!
I'm innocent ! I did nothing!
Anabel...
Criminal damage. Total Ferrari.
Drunk driving. Grow flax on public property.
Civil disturbances.
You are shocked now, uh
Sometimes I have to defend it to the consumer community this fat.
It's not your file, Mrs. Schlonz, it belongs to Anabel
And of course "prostitution." What? - That's a bet.
And me?
I want
Because of the Autonomous Artificial Front. </ P>
Not to be confused Eco Front 2000, they are idiots. </ P>
Eco-wimps. </ P>
You are not here And the case of a fur shop
might fall because it's very small, so don't worry. </ P>
Yes! - I don't mean you.
There is nothing about me there?
Isn't that great?
Great...
You fought for decades for a better world...
and earphones that use in the world
with noise reduction Excuse me, I...
I feel a little dizzy.
Rest.
Let's get brown from the machine, you like that.
Oh, God, they're both very sweet somehow.
He is really upset. - I feel bad about them too.
How well you lie ? - good
Frau Schlonz, you are being detained.
We found the file. How do you hide for so long?
Oh my God, Carmen, you were arrested! </ P>
Catch me. You can't stop me from thinking! </ P>
You are a dangerous radical! I will make sure You are behind bars. </ P>
See you in one hour for questions. </ P>
What kind of cell is that? - Our cleaning room
I'll leave it there and pick it up in an hour when my shift ends too.
What will you say to him?
I will say that he has a strong friend in the animal refuge
and we have to drop all charges.
But seriously,
the so-called fur shop.
They will charge for 20,000 euros in damage.
What? 20,000 euros?
How can I pay? I'm bankrupt. - Right, but they will get it somehow. </ P>
They can even decorate your mother's wages. </ P>
Oh, damn , they will finish.
Oh, damn, I don't want this.
I'll think of something.
Dirt.
Exit , stain!
Here, these are my best things.
It's romantic. - Wow!
Or cool. < br /> - Very cool.
Very chic. Isn't this beautiful?
Know something, Rosa?
You are so cool. You are the coolest girl I know.
Where did you go?
To take Porsche-dorks like Aura? </ P>
Hi! </ P>
Oh. </ P>
That's all I have. </ P>
20 euros is too much < br /> for this parade parade.
Hi women! - Sweet T-shirt.
Hi dear. - Hi.
Hello dear!
I thought you were gone,
for them... those people... - I miss you all!
Is that a children's shirt? - No.
Okay, yeah
You are so crazy,
Oh, damn it
Bennie took my credit card to snort coke.
Can you pay for this?
Tidak. Kamu miskin sekarang. - Iya nih.
It's okay, I will drink tap water.
The dirt always falls.
Mäusi, I have an important question... - Save the change.
Your father has those malls. - Yes.
Could I... work for him?
Mäusi. - Yes? </ P>
I really need a job. Whatever. - Yes. </ P>
Talk to Minzi. Minzi!
Our party animals need work from you.
Can you help me stand up? I need a job. Whatever.
You are so funny . Very.
Is your top really from the store a dime?
Lili?
Thank you.
Anabel! </ P>
Hey, I, um... I hear that you're now...
semacam lari buruk?
Do you mean too? Please join the club.
Sure. I mean a lot of people.
Do you want a job or not?
What, really Work for you?
Crazy! I will do anything...
First you have to come for an interview < br /> and get a good rating.
It's nice to meet you. - Ciao.
What kind of work? Don't bother me, okay? </ p >
Who is there.
What? - two euros Hat checks
You're welcome.
Hello, Dad
Do you miss me?
You still remember
how you always said I am the smartest girl in the world?
And I can do anything. </ P>
In fact, I can't do anything.
I'm glad you're not here to see it.
Want to drag?
Sorry, please .
Where is my manners?
Does this Botox Bubonic disease fade away or will it stay like this forever?
Hello? What's wrong with you? </ P>
I just thought about it how Anabel and I
always criticized each other. </ P>
That made me feel weird.
My therapist said it was sadness.
But I thought that was because my pill bottle was empty.
It might be Dr. Heidari with opiates.
Do you order strippers yourself?
What are you doing here?
Apakah Anda benar-benar mengenakan mahkota? - A diadem, ini milik keluarga.
I brought you cough syrup, But you don't need it, right?
Is there a Codeine in it? If so, I'll accept it!
Thank you. - Um, Yann...
I'll call you
and visit you, but...
But you don't want ? - No no...
This gets complicated because, I mean,
I'm much better now
and that's not I can't be with the police, but
of course we belong to two different classes,
but you're always there for me
Even back at school and that's important. - Okay, stop that
Call me when you return to normal.
Stoiber, where is the robber?
This is terrible you can't know,
but when you are rich it is also a burden. Will you be okay
Go and see which robber has honored us this time.
Save it. I get your tax money. I'll go see. </ P>
Stoiber... tax? </ P>
Ssh! </ P>
It's just an open window. I take off
Down. Motion sensor.
Oh, my God, is there drugs here? I don't use drugs. </ P>
Relax, it's personal use. - Thank you for not nagging me. </ P>
I've caught the robber now. - Do I have to go to jail? </ P>
I don't know, maybe...
we can reach an agreement. </ P>
Damn it! </ P>
Seriously ? Your girlfriend?
Be horny, for that?
I'm not aroused.
Maybe you are. I understand
That is a joke.
The return trip is a good apology.
Now you play a dictator?
Oh, it's too bad I think the last bus just left. This will run far.
Yes?
Okay, we can make him jealous.
I can't help it. But look for my car.
Your car is stolen, I'm not a magician. - At least try it, okay? </ P>
Deal. - Deal. </ P>
You know, next time you lift the knob. This is much easier. </ P>
About the job interview again,
in the company Benjamin Schwarz. - Carmen!
I can help you prepare - I take a shower </ p >
Yes I know. If there are experts, this is me.
I am often fired I always do interviews.
He will never fall in love with schnapps!
Right.
For 100 time, He offered me schnapps.
This is scientifically proven that 80% likability is valued at hello.
I always put on the smile I am most interested in.
I don't like the idea of sucking.
Only outside, huh? I die inside.
Dirt.
I'm so scared. I'm not qualified and stupid. </ P>
All I do in school is smoke. </ P>
Oh, sweet cake, don't worry. </ P>
That's just your bipolar talk.
Our whole family has it. You will succeed.
So how do we drunk our little schnapps? - How is he can you know? He used to be rich.
It's toothbrush Anabel.
Yes? I have used it for centuries.
Can't you all see me taking a shower?
Yes, we are not blind. </ P>
Hurry, I want to enter. </ P>
Mr. Sackbrot? </ P>
Yes? - Nice to meet you. </ P> p>
I am Anabel Schlonz, here for my interview
Don't hesitate to ask anything. I am very encouraged.
Can you speak in German?
I speak to you now.
I need your tax number Do you know the payment is not good?
Does that mean I have the job? - Yes.
Yes! Yes!
Cool!
When can I start?
Oh, God, I don't sleep, I'm thinking.
Okay, I'm sleeping.
I hope you don't mind cleaning me, I think it's better than nothing.
One thing, I don't know what to put what on a dishwasher so I use shampoo.
Look, every job has
management decisions
You open my forbidden cabinet.
I don't know /> Sorry, the door just opened. </ P>
I'm very careful. I will never talk about it
what I see - no, no
You are talking now
Fuck...
Dirt.
Am I fired? Please don't fire me.
I need 20,000 euros immediately. Or, at least, 20 for now.
Alright...
And are you surprised by what do you see?
It's impossible, some whips and nipple clamps...
I mean, who doesn't want to be good and really messed up?
I'll give you a chance else.
Come on tomorrow and wash the window.
If you do it badly...
Sorry, it's just that you look very scared.
I can't help myself.
I love you too.
Oh my God, you found Mr. Norris!
Do you call a limo, madam? < br /> - Yes. That's me
Are you the driver, sir? - That's me.
Want to drive after work? - Sure! </ P>
That's what all the cleaning women are hiding. - Is that so? </ P>
What's the great service! </ P>
He posted his location.
So we will happen. Right?
You might want to get dressed, or it will be difficult to make him jealous.
You're kidding? This is all I have. Take it or leave it.
Cheers, girls!
They're still here.
Hello! - How are you doing?
Oh dear!
>
Sana. - Thank you
What are they doing here? - A bottle of champagne please.
Are you crazy?
I'm cheerful.
Work.
Champagne and beer
Champagne?
Now take your billy club get out of your butt and behave like that
I'm so funny and he will be here in less than a minute.
That's so stupid! - Bullshit. </ P>
Oh, God, you smell. - You too. </ P>
Do they kiss?
That's it!
Don't be bad, you know I hate blood.
Oh, I like to see blood.
>
He came.
I'm sorry.
Don't worry. You look good - Hi, Aura
What are you planning to do? - We are a little disturbed. </ P>
Really dear? </ P>
Sure. </ P>
Where is my manners? Want drink? - No thanks, we went to Hermes.
You might mean Hermès.
Do they pay you to look like billboards?
This is the Channel. - Oh right
And you, Anabel? I heard that had begged for work. Embarrassing.
Oops, it's over now. - fiance?
Then your white trash life is up and running
Marriage. House smells small. Five children are ugly white rubbish.
We only plan four Children of white rubbish are ugly but we can do five.
Whatever. < br /> I have to go see the new Dolce Gabbana collection.
Ciao.
I have something beautiful! - What is happening now?
I have the most beloved family game.
Okay, where do we start?
I recommend Twister or Battleship, they are not too hard
Don't fool yourself, we are not Einstein.
Albrecht!
Saya mendapat panggilan bisnis yang penting. - Anda akan bermain Twister atau saya akan memotong Anda.
It's about Sylt's farm.
I want to inherit it, right?
Don't you dare answer it, Albrecht.
Hello? Yes that's right.
What? Did you lose your mind?
I'm not your fool.
I waited too long!
We are family, but everything you do
sits eating truffles and caviar.
I prefer to rehab!
Relax!
>
I was allowed a pleasant time
after 25 years of fucking living on the bread line
without my own room and animal fur and all that.
A good mother will let me enjoy it.
She succeeded
family charity in tennis magazine.
I'm definitely not crazy!
Just ask my therapist!
Kiss my ass, I move to Sylt
to sit at Sansibar I mean, myself! </ P>
Yes, just go! Just go! </ P>
Sylt isn't even as good as they say! - Calm down now Trixi!
Mother! You must call me mother
Fuck, Albrecht!
Stop here, Schneider.
Do you want come out, Mrs. von Schlacht?
Hello!
The bottom door opens. Incidentally,
I have a business nearby and I think I just entered
I'm here.
Beatrix von Schlacht. - Hello
I'm Carmen. I am another mother. </ P>
Please, sit down. </ P>
May I offer you first class homemade
cheese toastie?
Thank you, but I use sizes 2 to 4
You don't really think I eat bread? - Ahem, size 6 to 8. </ P>
If you don't eat we will not talk to you. - Good. </ P>
Then I will take it. </ P>
Oh, my Lord, Is there butter for this?
I really forgot how good it was.
This is how low class people eat.
He groaned at me. He always does that.
Moan-Abel!
That is pride. He got it from me. - No, I don't think
That can't be inherited. This is more about how I raised it.
And as far as I know, science
will support me.
I don't believe in science.
I believe in the feeling of
and love and the warmth of a healthy family.
You are so bad you stole my money for cigarettes You're stupid again.
Rosa-child, it's a test to see
how much is your capital.
I love you! - Yes, yes .
Little mouse. The lobby isn't unified yet.
Well, my reason here is
to make you and Anabel a tempting offer.
I thought you were in that area?
Don't let ourselves.
This situation cannot last long.
You have already
But maybe
I can say goodbye a little easier?
Do you want to buy my daughter from me?
You think you can buy people?
Buying? Buy is nonsense, this here is fair
small gifts - Thank you but no thanks.
I have job now. I am productive - You?
Anabel has a very responsibility
position with a king.
He is on basically continues everything runs clean
See you
Eh...
I don't understand how you can wait for math.
Oh no. - What's wrong?
Don't talk to them, okay? - Hey, nerdy. Where's homework?
I told you don't do it again. It's not fair if I do your homework.
Oh tidak. - Ada apa?
Jangan berbicara dengan mereka, oke? - Hei, kutu buku. Dimana pekerjaan rumah?
Sudah kubilang aku tidak melakukannya lagi. Tidak adil jika aku mengerjakan PR mu.
Sorry? I don't understand when you talk nerd.
Okay mini gangster, if you talk to my sister again
I will push your fake Louboutins
so deep until your ass they will come out earrings, understand? </ P>
I want to hear an apology. Go!
Sorry. - I don't hear all of you
Sorry. - sorry
Thank you.
You sew this Chanel logo? </ P>
This is the wrong way. </ P>
Come on, brother. </ P>
Thank you. - Sure. </ P>
You say "sister".
And "donkey"! - And I mean both of them!
Boxing ghetto - Ghetto fist.
Come on. - Aura!
Hey dear, how are you?
Hi. - Hey, Pit Bull.
Yes, that's necessary. - Anabel.
How are you doing? You two are back together? - You know the value. Destiny.
I hope you don't mind. - We'll be late.
See you later. Come to Rosa? - See you, little sis!
See you
MEN ACT COMES FROM ACTION
Thank you.
Hi.
Hey.
What's wrong - This will be, say...
the theme party - Hm.
Does another vampire come or only the two of us? - Vampires?
No.
That will be a little... different.
If I will be hung from the ceiling and whipped, you must know
I'm really a chicken. - You look tense.
But we will change it. - Good .
I like Andrea Bocelli's music.
You too? - Hm...
Is she fat or one with a hair implant?
Both of them are bad.
Sorry for a moment. - Sure.
No, bring him back. I don't care if he wants to sing .
Pushing him back on the jet. He doesn't like it.
Sorry.
Say, is there something to eat? I'm starving. </ P>
Cool, strawberries! </ P>
Is there milk? Then I can have it with milk. Thank you. </ P>
Can you pass me cream? </ P>
Thank you. Come on! Thank you. </ P>
They are meant to be...
champagne, and I want to feed you,
and cream...
Forget. - I haven't eaten anything all day.
Don't worry.
Tell me...
Do you know a professional girlfriend?
A prostitute. - No, not a prostitute. </ P>
I will say it in a different way. Men like me
haven't really had time for true love. </ P>
Most of my time on airplanes. I have employees all over the world,
and I always have to keep my feelings under control
Not that I can't fall in love.
But I'm not an ordinary girlfriend. I don't attend birthdays,
I don't hold hands at flea markets and I don't want to wake up with anyone.
Love means dissolving completely, surrendering completely.
Powerless is the most beautiful thing you can imagine.
And I think that is world peace.
Have made jokes and acted as rebels make you happy until now
Everything will be with your agreement. We will go slow. Can't wait. </ P>
We will only meet when you want. </ P>
You will get an apartment, 20,000 euros. benefits and cars You want. </ P>
I can't do it. - Look at what you rejected first. </ P>
Try it. </ P>
Like a good businessman. </ P>
Like a good businessman. </ P> p>
So, one poussin with algae-spaetzle and 100-year-old eggs.
Can I get a younger egg?
You use
knives and forks in your ghetto?
No, we pawned our dogs then ripped them to shreds
to be here, this is a fairy tale.
I told you this Swabian-Japanese Fusion.
Let yourself be educated.
The sweetbread California-roll,
with fresh blood foam. </ P>
Enjoy! Do you know what the calf's sweet bread is? </ P>
Yes, of course, this...
cream. It's really good
No, that's what you don't have right now.
A cool girlfriend < /p>
Out.
What do you mean, brain? That's disgusting!
Stop making a fuss. Do you know how it's hard to get a table here?
I'm sorry, Mäusi. I can eat the rest.
Don't worry. - Aura, seriously? </ p >
Here's what you love about being rich? Eating moldy eggs for 54 euros,
and told by Miss Botox?
Congratulations. - I'm not Botoxed, your police
Do you act as a rebel, like Anabel? first embarrassing.
Maybe it's because he's the only of you with his own personality.
Hello sweet.
Attention to join me for Bellini ?
Defeat Ingo, this is a bad time.
Ingo, this is a very good time. Sit down. -Yes!
Please sit down. </ P>
Have fun, enjoy your fusion bullshit. Only you do it. </ P>
Yeah, if you leave now it's over. Once and for all! </ P>
Damn, it hurts. </ P>
No, no, no, no, no! </ P>
You are wrong. I am the person .
I want you to dominate me. I always become strong.
What do you use?
My pet is like a dog!
Good...
I don't know...
feels like a warm ping-pong paddle.
It feels very good.
Oh, Anabel is very strong. - Aha
I want to be humiliated by you Anabel. Pee me
What? </ P>
You want I went to you? Pee, or... - I know,
sounds weird at first.
May I ask what you drink the day this?
Oh! L. A. Time zone and all that. Can I take this? </ P>
Madam? - what do you mean I
Yes, go for it. </ P> >
Thank you. Madame.
Madam? - Los Angeles!
Benny, I don't know...
if I really like this.
I don't have time to talk now.
This is chaos at work. I will jet to LA, < Br> back in two days and then we'll talk.
Ciao!
No no No. Hello! Hello! Hello ! Hello...
Seriously?
Come on...
You wake up
Yann! </ p >
Above!
Yann!
Oh my God!
I have to take a photo. - not funny
Come on, I'm bankrupt semi-illegally To save your life.
I have to have fun. - Get these damn things right now!
Soon
Forget it!
Why is there a plastic sheet? - No no! We don't do anything.
Okay, so I stroked his back, but it's not dangerous. Like a rabbit.
You look very hot, is that...
plug butt
Should I put a filter on this before I post it?
You bastard. If you post...
What I want to know is...
Does this really make you aroused
or do you fall for the money? </ P>
Oh, right, like your girlfriend poor.
I'm sure it's a bonus, with you wage beat-cop micker.
Get him a plastic engagement ring. - I'm not together...
Trixi?
Sorry!
We thought he was just a cold but it was pneumonia.
Bolko? </ p >
I was having an affair with a tennis coach.
It's not just a rumor.
That's why my forehand never improves regardless of all the lessons.
I'm sorry.
Seriously? The last thing he will hear is
you hit the tennis coach?
I can't think of better things. I am under a lot of pressure here.
Don't be angry , he is emotionally paralyzed.
Father, what we really want to say is
we love you.
And we will always remember
How great
and funny you are. </ P>
How do you always smuggle chocolate under our pillows in secret
How do you turn your coat over? < br /> being a trick for me.
And...
how do you always say don't be afraid, you will protect us from monsters.
You are the best that has ever happened to us.
With you, I always know where I come from.
Fluxi.
Fluxi...
What? - Weenie?
Fluxi?
He said Fluxi.
Fluxi.
p>
Our childhood sled! - Yes.
He said goodbye.
He loved you so much.
And me too.
In my emotionally poor way.
I don't know why, But somehow I'm also very sad right now.
And I'm sorry if I'm a bastard for you guys. </ P>
You know I prefer to stay here.
You will understand someday.
This is for school. Look, I like it. </ p >
Thank you.
I also have something for you. - For me?
This is your first milk tooth, falls when you ride
You saved this
The euro was late, of course,
of the tooth fairy.
I should have done it at that time, /> You will like it. </ P>
This is the best gift in the world of Mommy. </ P>
I like this new way of life with all these new emotions. </ P>
Anabel,
don't go.
He doesn't suit you. Stay here.
I'm leaving. This is the best for all of us.
This is for you, you will need it.
What is that? - Please don't open until I leave.
We must stay strong, Trixi. - Yes.
Check 20,000 euros Did he pay for him?
Did he do that for us? - This is Yann! Finally!
Cool, police.
Ready to leave
Can't you ask for it faster? - Andi, I can't talk about love now.
That's typical, huh? < They are always late.
Fuck - But the first to write the ticket.
Okay, I will take a walk.
You will like a house in LA
Why don't they wake up?
We also come along Are you in the house in Malibu or the Hills?
The pool in the Hills is so cool. </ P>
Tell me... are they prostitutes? </ P>
Mungkin. - Yeah.
I am a travel agent, I am just a prostitute on the side.
I am out. I think I can be bought but I won't do it in plastic sheets .
I have my pride! - Anabel, relax.
Relax? I want to go home now,
for my family. - Anabel has some Champagne
and calm down. - I can't calm down I have bipolar-uterus!
Do you see that, or is that my pill?
I wonder the same thing. - He will come back!
No, like that, go through there!
Good! </ P>
What is that? </ P>
Wow! Do you want a job? </ P>
You know it's my car, right? - It handles very well. </ P>
Meskipun warnanya jelek.
But that suits you.
I thought I would stay. - yes?
Can that person whip you at home? - No, I have chosen a career instead.
I have a debt of 20,000 euros, but hey,
I just have to pay it. Get a cleaning job.
At ten euros per hour, only takes 35,000 years. </ P>
But I really want to build something. - Modern woman. </ P>
Who knows? < br /> Maybe I will join the police.
Looks like they will bring someone.
Do you think you really can balance the third : cleansing, career and love ?
Yes, it will be difficult, but...
I think we can manage it. I mean...
You are an idiot. < br /> I'm an idiot.
That's right.
And I like plastic rings.
You only ever...
talk... nonsense
You deleted the photo right?
p>
Why do I have to?
I'm not kidding, you can delete it.
Is it worth it Those photos mean a lot to me.
You are very cute holding a butt-plug.
I can't stand it, you know that? - Is that true?
Can I drive again now?
p>
It's impossible. - Just a moment.
Forget! - Aw!
But at least we have sirens installed. - no
Thank God! Another happy ending.
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