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What are you & apos; P & apos?? </ P>
P? / Are you Pregnant? - Pregnant -
No sir, How can I get pregnant? </ P>
How can I get pregnant, sir? </ P >
No, if you are pregnant? then get pregnant, Mr. Aryan Grover
For "Kl" / Kind Information - For information -
The company did not give leave giving birth to Men. </ P>
Sir, this is urgent / Why?
Come storm?
Come on Tsunami?
Come Earthquake? What come?
Sir, Uncle is coming.
He is back.
- Previous Years -
"This is not All India Radio."
"He will come"
"Guests in London"
"Aree Uncle? now you are not < br /> uncle, you're "Guest"
"Here is the guest."
"Often a plain smile."
"like a saint."
"Even though the disaster is waiting."
"This is a serious situation."
"Under the blanket he is hiding"
"The neighbor's house is hiding."
"He is hiding in various countries."
"Hide on the Moon, Hide on Mars."
"Hide in the closet Hide in the yard." </ P>
"Hide in the basement, Hide on the roof"
"But I will find it later."
"Why not hide in Hell."
"Guest in London."
"Here is the guest."
This interview is to check /> is this marriage right?
And it's not a marriage made to make a profit.
This interview aims to find out... </ p >
... is your wedding right...
... or a fake marriage so you can get a visa.
No , Sir. </ P>
We love each other. </ P>
Good. We will ask you separately about your life. </ P>
Agree? / Agree. </ P>
Is this a arranged marriage? or marriage because love?
Is this marriage arranged? or because of love?
Because of love / Marriage because of love
Siapa nama Ayah calon Istrimu?
What? / Your father-in-law's name? </ P>
PK Patel / OK Patel
Ha? / He has 2 fathers
What does Anaya work for? / He's a taxi driver.
I'm a taxi driver.
How much did you eat? / Not much.
He took a shower every time day? / Yes.
Who sleeps first? / I.
Who is washing clothes? / I
Whose salary is greater? / Me.
Who is more spending? / Me.
Is everything right? / Yes
Too much of it
Yes sir. We love each other. </ P>
Never meet a partner who knows a lot about each other. </ P>
Wait, Sister
This is fraud. This marriage is fake. </ P>
kenapa berpikir begitu, Officer Habibi?
Because they know too lots of each other.
Indian-Pakistani couples who know a lot of each other...,
.. .they are not married couples.
Like Karan and Johar.
Officer Habibi? Your Pakistan always has trouble with India. </ P>
Your time to get married: 15 days. </ P>
Thank you sir / Thank you sir. </ P>
God? I'll cross the border to prove this. </ P>
So the agreement...,
... for this fake marriage? You pay Anaya 7000 pounds
And he will help you get British Citizenship.
2,000 upfront, 2,000 after marriage...,
... and the rest after your visa comes out.
Anaya will stay at your house 6 months during the wedding.
And you have to convince others, and the government......
... that you are a couple who are very happy.
Then ? Divorced. </ P>
And / And? </ P>
During that time I had to pay for all your needs. </ P>
And don't try approaching me.
This is too much Yarr
Enter. Enter
This is my Home
Our place will stay
This is your room
Good, right? </ P>
Come on. Please. </ P>
This is the main room. </ P>
The bed is big. </ P>
Enough for both. </ P>
One. </ P>
It's your money
Calculate
Be careful of financial problems
That's what I always do. </ P>
This is 1500 pound.
I haven't received a salary.
I'll pay the rest.
And now we will be husband and wife.
It's fake but, I don't go anywhere, Yarr
Listen to you, <br Stop talking nonsense.
Every penny you have to pay and if it's less than 1 pound then...
Bismillahirahmannirahim.
Then / Then?
So / Then?
So, we are prospective husband and wife right? / Yes, < /p>
So... can I kiss my future husband?
Yes
Stop making piggy faces, honey.
Pakistani officer is there > on the back page.
Look at
Allah? That kiss is quite intimate. </ P>
Mr. Habibi. / Are you here? </ P>
God is very good...
... so the people can be on your wall. </ P>
You know, Indians and Pakistanis are always in touch...
... for each other
What do you mean? / I mean we are neighbors on the map of the World
And here: UK London. We are also neighbors. </ P>
We mean that we will not be calm at home, Not also outside the house. </ P>
Of course. Haa? Miss? What did he say? </ P>
See you tomorrow, Sir Ji. </ P>
Huh Surgical? - Surgical: Surgery -
No-no , Sir Ji, "Kal" that means tomorrow, tomorrow. </ P>
I'll be there
But my eyes? it's here.
Is this marriage fake?
No sir, we love each other! / We love each other!
Bye.
p>
So you finally got married, huh?
He is very sexy.
It feels weird?
There is no choice Yarr
When my visa is expired, they will repatriate me.
I want to stay in this country.
Besides marriage, No more choice.
Where are you going to get married?
I mean at the registrar's office or... / No! No! </ P>
At my first father's house: PK Patel the marriage procession. </ P>
And from my father's second home: OK Panel, I will be expelled...
... then both of my mothers will dance happily
Anaya? listen.
Sorry, I didn't intend to hurt you.
Then why ask Yarr?
Only me, him, and you two.
Mother-father has died, uncle Kughi can't come here.
Who can come?
Where do I get his guest for marriage my fake?
Kake, you don't know anything about guests.
The guest is various types.
That guest? can be said to be like God.
That's why there is a term & apos; like God & apos;
Understand?
"Spin."
"He looks innocent and naive."
"When the sun goes down < br /> he shows the original color. "
" No matter the boundary. "
" You can't do anything. "
" He will make you dance follow the rhythm of the song. "
" Inside and outside the country. "
" When he arrived, there was no peace. "</ p >
"He will stay as long as he wants."
"You built a dream world?"
"He closed with a mosquito net."
"Do you want a sensation?"
"Oh he will destroy"
"Guest in London."
"Here is the guest."
"Who invited them?"
Aryan, there is a grandfather who plugs in < br /> umbrella on the escalator.
Who is that stupid?
Guddi? go up Come on, come on.
I'm afraid.
This staircase will spin again.
No, I already put it the umbrella. Come on. </ P>
Sir, I warned you, remove the umbrella. </ P>
Are you sir? Wait a moment! What is the problem? Come on. </ P>
What is it? I can't go up. </ P>
Come on, go up again. </ P>
"Come on up, my dear." </ P>
p>
- Sir, remove the umbrella now. - Shut up.
"Up."
Is your person?
But I don't know that person.
Sir, ask him to spend the umbrella or I call the police.
- No-no, Not the Police. - Now.
Wait.
"Let's go upstairs, my dear."
"Come down if you want to meet..."
p>
"... or don't need show your face."
Come on, Guddi.
Excuse me, uncle.
Kake. </ P>
- Kake? - What's wrong? </ P>
- Guddi. - Haa? </ P>
Look at this Kaka.
Haee? He has been great now. </ P>
Last I've seen, he's still a kid. </ P>
What do you see? he's your aunt
- Aunt Guddi - Kake. </ P>
Guddi is now old. </ P>
Aunt Guddi
No! Whose uncle? and... what are you doing here?
Gaga, Gangasharan Gandotra.
Gaga, still don't know?
What's the problem kid?
Remember uncle Kughi from Bhatinda?
- Yes, uncle Kughi. - So Uncle Kughi has a neighbor.
- His neighbor? - The neighbor has a wife. Bobby. </ P>
Remember now? Bobby? the beautiful ones. </ P>
Other neighbors call him Tassel... "Tassel". </ P>
The laundryman lives in front. </ P>
- Kartar Singh - Kartar Singh, Guddi still remembers,
Kartar Singh Nak? Seduces "Malai".
He marries with & apos; Malai & apos;.
- We are guests who are paid - Yes
- Kartar Singh? - No, Malai.
We are paid guests Malai. </ P>
The neighbor's uncle Kughi's guest paid? </ P>
Sekarang dia ingat.
I know Indians will never forget their origin.
Come on,
- Bless you, son. - Be careful.
p>
This is your last chance.
Ask him to spend the umbrella now / Yeah.
Uncle? Please remove the umbrella. </ P>
This. </ P>
Look / I'm not planning living here. </ P>
How can I up?
You don't need to go up We go down.
Take your things, come on
- Where? - Home
- Home? - Yes
Kughi insists if we go to London...
... must visit Kake's house.
So here we are.
I'm very happy. Here. </ P>
So? all good?
There's no problem in London & apos; right?
None.
Yes, uncle Kughi? Those with me.
Sorry not to answer your phone
No, however, they are your neighbors
My job is to guard them. </ P>
- I touch her feet. - No, kid, you forgot. </ P>
You forgot. give your feet.
Give Guddi, we are not alone.
Bless you,
I have done
No! No! There are no problems
Just a few days right? </ P>
Yes, I'll call later. </ P>
Sorry boy, he has indigestion.
You're this
I told you how many times the Radish I can't digest / Shut up
So? All good? </ P>
Oh my God. </ P>
We are here. </ P>
Kita di sini.
Nak Kake? Ini tempat yang indah.
- Kake? Is there a Bar around here? - Bar? </ P>
- Yes. - Stop it. </ P>
- Come on, uncle. - Come on. / p>
Kake? Listen first. </ P>
Listen boy? we don't want to burden you.
We can just search for Hotels.
- Can you Guddi? - Sure.
Son? We don't want to be troublesome. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
What are you saying, uncle? </ P>
There is no problem. You are not a person foreign.
- This is also your home - Bless you, son.
But if you insist on going to the hotel I also can't hold back.
Can't resist?
I'll slap you.
We are your Aunts, not someone else.
You have the right to hold us back , Guddi? / Yes. </ P>
Yes
Now ask, and we see, we stay or not.
Hold it. Hold it!
- Stay, uncle. - Stay
Stay
Trivial matters
We Punjabi have big hearts, kid. </ P>
Fight trivial things. Come on, kid. We will stay
- We will not leave - Come on. </ P>
This is your room
Son? the room is too small.
What?
The size is great.
That's how it is here.
- No need. - Leave the boy. I'm taking care of
It's women's work.
- It's not been washed - I wash it in the bathroom
Washroom like that.
>
But it's soft too.
It's OK, Sleep.
My back is cramped
So? all good?
- Aryan? - What's the problem?
Aryan.
- Aryan, Aryan? - Are you here?
- I thought you were going to be home late. - Not important. </ P>
There is a man in my room, and he is in my bed...
Aunt Guddi.
- Can you explain? - What?
Paid guests your uncle's neighbor?
- Yeah. - Yes ?
But why are they in your house?
This is normal.
Guests from India always come uninvited.
But you don't know them Yarr. </ P>
Listen
Never met, when you were little. </ P>
But uncle Kughi knew.
Please Anaya, I can't make Uncle Kughi upset.
You don't need to do anything.
I'll sleep on living room and they are in my room.
Please Anaya.
For only a few days.
And maybe a little way away in London and then leave.
- Where is the problem Guddi? < br /> - Let it be.
Do you also think the girl is his wife Kake?
- I think there are thieves at home. - What? </ p >
Look back without turning around / Without turning around?
- See? - Yes
- Call it - No need Kake, there's me. </ P>
God is good remove my doubts...
... this "silence" has been talking a lot. </ P>
Bhai gets away, this is a personal matter.
Fuck your personal problems.
There is a thief / Thief
- Don't let him go - How dare you steal?
Thief, Thief.
Be careful not to kill.
Close the door? Close the door!
- I close it. - Thief.
Want to steal?
- Try it if possible - No no. </ P>
- There's another door there. - Close the door too. </ P>
I close
This is cheating. </ P>
But I can still go up the wall. </ P>
You are this. </ P>
God Please! Daddy >
Please help!
Please! Please! </ P>
My husband, what happened? </ P>
Who is he? </ P>
My puja, my sweetness He is my wife. </ P>
This thief has a wife? </ P>
- Husband and wife thieves? - No no No
- Uncle. - No, uncle. </ P>
- Uncle. - Uncle don't,
Call the police! Call the police!
No, no, don't call the police.
Don't worry,
I'll take care
Give up, Give Up
- For God's sake please have mercy on us. - Why?
We are their neighbors.
p>
- Your neighbor? - Neighbors.
- They live in front. - Neighbors?
- Are you a neighbor? - Yes
And you tried to sneak in? </ P>
- You're Pakistani? - God? how do you know?
"Your actions" who say everything.
Come on.
- Come on, let's drink tea. - No.
p>
India after hurting then want to cure.
- Come on. you're a neighbor - Come on, drink tea.
Neighbors, come on
All good?
Allah.
Haroon's other name is Allah.
I will call him Haroon.
Who are these two?
This is my uncle, from India. </ P>
Uncle-Aunts from India. </ P>
Want to attend their wedding? </ P>
Whose marriage? </ P>
Their marriage. p>
Why? This is not right, boy?
Guddi? they will get married...,
... and we know that from Pakistan.
That means they don't know you will get married? / What? </ P>
You didn't say about your marriage? </ P>
Why did you say? </ P>
I mean we want to make a surprise, Uncle. </ P>
Uncle? we will get married in 10 days.
Does Kughi know?
- No. - Hah!
Yes, but he can't come.
Yes, the operation.
What operation?
It's OK, we are coming.
A beautiful girl.
Bless him.
- I can't bless him. - Why?
- Ask him to dress first. - What?
Uncle? she wears clothes.
Ask her to dress first Kake.
My blessings won't be useful if she still wears that.
- What? < br /> - Just look at his shirt.
Yes Anaya, change your shirt
Wear closed clothes.
For blessings..., To be able to blessings from, Uncle.
No.
- Follow me up, - We will be back, uncle.
Guddi? make tea for This Pakistani child.
Since when did you become your child?
Listen to Bhai, India-Pakistan? like father and son.
Yes, I made tea and something sweet.
- Can't make tea - Why?
- Uncle? the milk runs out - What's the problem?
- Guddi? ask for milk from neighbors. - Good Ji
- Sugar doesn't exist either. - Incredible Yarr
Oee? You have sugar, neighbor?
I use what I like.
And what I like dress like this.
Anaya? Anaya? </ P>
I also like that. There's nothing wrong with that. </ P>
But they're old people...
... and the son-in-law in India doesn't exist who is dressed like that.
Son-in-law? Who is the son-in-law?
Whose son-in-law?
Listen to you, don't take seriously this marriage, OK?
I don't take it seriously.
I didn't even say to my uncle and aunt.
A Habibi who says.
But this is good for us.
Thanks to uncles and aunts, everything so thinks it's true we will get married.
We only have to act. </ P>
Acting? </ P>
What acting? This is over acting Aryan. </ P>
Anaya? wear closed Yarr.
What's wrong with you?
There are guests below.
Guests?
Uncle and aunt invite <br Others drink tea.
Neighbors are around here.
Look? She looks beautiful now.
If you dress up like this again then my uncle will leave here.
- Promise? - Hah.
He promises not to be dressed any more. </ p >
Aah.
Here, here. Blessed. </ P>
Guddi? bless him.
Look.
PDAM Water want it or not?
Tears always flow.
Sometimes neighbors come with buckets
"Don't stop crying Gudi Ji...,"
"... we haven't finished "
Stop. </ P>
- Come on. - Come on, kid
Come on.
Now ask for thanks from from Pak Mehta.
Ask.
Hurry up, fast boy. He doesn't have much time anymore.
Come on. / Blessed, son. I bless you
- And you? - I am Bony Sing. </ P>
And this is my wife Pony Singh. </ P>
Pony-Bony too. Ask for blessings. </ P>
Ask for blessings from their feet. </ P>
And bless them both with your hands. Hurry up Hurry up. </ P>
Cepatlah. Cepatlah.
Terberkatilah.
Her marriage is 10 days away. Everything is invited
The wedding party
10 more days, Her marriage ceremony.
Come , We party.
This is Ji There's sweets
Wow.
It smells like I'm in Punjab.
This is sweets
Take everything you want.
He made it for yourself
We will quickly get close.
Sir Mehta? depending on our mood so that intimacy can last.
- Yeah. - That's right.
- My Pony loves Patiala. - I also love Bhatinda
Uncle? Patiala is my origin. </ P>
Bhatinda comes from the bottle. </ P>
Guddi? </ P>
Take a bottle of from the top floor. </ P>
Why? take the glass, the glass.
And boy? Listen
Take cucumbers, also turnips, some carrots then dice them all.
- Anything else? - Fried.
- Fried - Cheese. </ P>
Yes fried and cheese too. </ P>
Snacks are also uncle? </ P>
Snacks are also important. Boy. </ P>
How want to drink without snacks?
Take it, Take
- And Oeeyy? What do you want? - Kashmir
She's funny Yarr. </ P>
Your uncle is a great person. Great. </ P>
If you like, < br /> take him.
Oh He is not that good.
But your uncle? can be a blessing for you.
Now? British Government? Take firm action against fake marriages. </ P>
Read it. </ P>
And thank you uncle
The Pakistani police are now convinced, > that you will be rightly married.
Actually, I think up to her wedding day...
... you have to hold them back. / What?
You have to understand Boss Kaalia.
Oh Yarr she's good.
Miss me Guys?
- How are you, Louie? - Congratulations on returning from China, K.
I miss you.
Big T, guys. Big T.
Thank you very much.
You know, today is a big day for elementary school.
Soft Dogs.
Do you know why?
Because we can < br /> projects from China.
And Aryan? You?
You must be ready with presentations.
Thank you very much Sir. </ P>
Do you know? if you want to be on & apos;
then you must be like & apos; K & apos ;, so you can & apos; C & apos;.
- Pak, L untuk? - London.
- And K for? - Kangaroos.
Kaalia. And of course, C is...
- Chu. > - Champion: Champion
Congratulations A, I heard you will marry & apos; BIB & apos. </ P>
British Indian Babe. - Indian descendants -English -
- Yes sir. - Very good. </ P>
This means you can stay for life in the UK. </ P>
United Kingdom - English -
You're right. </ P>
Hello? 7000 pounds not a small amount. </ P>
Sherry is right, you need to buy a house. </ P>
Until when did you sleep at your taxi? </ P >
Wow.
Amazing!
Guys, this is IPG
Indian-Punjabi Gobbi - Gobbi: Kari -
- Kari this is your aunt who made it? - Not sir.
Uncle who made this.
It's so good Yarr. Very.
Stop eating. Stop eating.
I want to know one thing.
How can someone make this delicious curry?
- Really - Yeah.
Hold this.
Are these men? who is he?
- My guest sir < br /> - Very good.
For him to be my guest too.
I really want to meet this magical guest.
Boss? Your guest? becomes very useful. </ P>
- Red beans? - Do you like it? </ P>
Or you have to eat it? </ P>
Aunty, this is so good. </ P>
- Can Aryan? - Very good
Actually, you have to learn from aunt. </ P>
I'm not MasterChef. </ P>
Aunty? you even better.
You should stay here a few more days right?
Memang paman-bibi mau kemana ?
We are only guests. Can't stay long.
Aunty? You're serious call yourself "Guest"? </ P>
Uncle? hear what what Auntie said?
He's right, son / No.
If you leave? who's dancing at our wedding?
Oh my child.
Uncle? For the sake of your son's marriage? You can't stay? </ P>
Kake? My heart is touched. </ P>
Look? Water in PDAM would like it or not? </ P>
Tears always flow like the Ganges river. </ P>
Sometimes neighbors come with buckets
"Don't stop crying Guddi Ji..."
"... we haven't finished "
Stop Ji
Until your marriage, son. We will stay until you are not calm.
I'm done
I see too.
Do you know the red bean? I can't digest it
You are
- She's not feeling well. - It's okay, aunty
p>
That's natural.
Gas, Gas. normal.
Look?
Even though you live in London he does not change.
Understanding the old one is a blessing for the child.
I'll tell to the neighbor.
Sorry Anaya < br /> my aunt and uncle...
I hate your way take off your shoes.
Sorry, I'll remember.
I hate your way tie pajamas.
Sorry.
And I hate how you sleep.
You won't sleep here
Then? </ P>
Upstairs, in the bedroom. </ P>
WHAT? </ P>
What? </ P>
Uncles will What do you think?
We have to act right?
I thought so too.
Then I thought, what would you think?
So I thought again, < br /> think so what's the use?
Anaya and I in the same room?
One bed?
Uncle-aunt? < br /> I love you so much.
- Uncle, you? - Yes I am.
Where is Anaya?
Not here </ p >
Son? Your uncle? The person is rather old-fashioned. </ P>
Men and girls who have not been legally married sleep in the same room? </ P>
It feels weird to him. </ P>
Oh yeah.
And the girl and her aunt are sleeping Do you know? even after married 4 years
I slept with his mother.
And he slept with his father.
Aku tidur dengan ibunya.
Dan dia tidur dengan ayahnya.
- That's great. - Yes.
So? All good? </ P>
Can't sleep? </ P>
I can. </ P>
What are you doing, aunt? </ P>
Son? I tie your feet with my legs / Why? </ P>
Auch / I often sleep walking
If I walk? You can stop me.
This is your uncle's idea, right?
Now sleep.
"I told you right? He came."
p>
"He came"
"He came... He came..."
"He came"
"I told you right? He came"
"He came"
"Spin"
"He looks innocent and naive." / p>
"Like sweet porridge."
"No matter the boundary."
"You can't do anything."
"He will make you dance follow the rhythm of the song."
"Inside or abroad."
"When he arrived, there was no peace."
"He will stay < br /> as long as he wants. "
" You built a dream world? "
" He closed with a mosquito net. "
" Do you want a sensation? "
"Oh he will destroy"
"You built a dream world?"
"He closed with a mosquito net."
"You want a sensation? "
" Oh he will destroy "
" Guest in London. "
"Guest in London." </ P>
"Here is the guest." </ P>
"Guest in London." </ P>
"Guest in London."
"Here is the guest."
"No matter how hard you try, there will be no way out."
"His behavior will make, your head scream. "
" Tell my heart? say mind? "
" Who invited them? "
" Tell me my heart? say thoughts?
"Who invited them?"
"Who invites?"
See you 15 minutes later his mother is not home.
Don't go first, hold it for a while.
I will ward off his evil eyes.
- Auntie. - Hold him Hold him
- Come on, just go 2 minutes, - Aunt, please "
Aku akan menangkal mata jahatnya.
- Bibi. - Pegang dia Pegang dia
- Ayo, hanya 2 menit ayo, - Bibi, tolong "
I'm really late, Please understand.
Son? just a moment. 2 minutes.
- What are you doing? Haa? - Ward off his evil eyes
Hold him, just hold it. </ P>
Finish, finish. </ P>
Oh God. p>
Oh God.
- What's wrong? - Oh God.
- He pissed on me - Not pee on the kid, but Pup.
Not a Pup, but urinating. Look.
It's not peeing on a kid, Look behind him, he's Pup.
Yuck.
Do you know he will Pup?
Of course you know. That's why I took off his evil eyes. </ P>
It's OK. </ P>
Later you'll also be Mother. </ P>
- Haa? - Give him to me. </ P>
Come on, my child. Come on. </ P>
Yuck. </ P>
Di India kami, bayi itu dianggap gambaran Tuhan.
And their urine is considered a blessing.
So, take your blessing, this, and enjoy.
Oh yeah? You just took the blessing, I don't want to.
That aunt makes the baby pissing on me
She is dirty with my new clothes.
I still smell, Kiss
If your child is urinating on you? What are you doing? </ P>
Why me? Why not urinate on you ?
Mother's work that takes care of children
What about daddy? What did he do?
Daddy hit if he was wrong
- Hey, don't dare to beat my child - I'll hit it.
I'll hit it strong, see later
We see if you can
- Release your hand - Hello?
Where is your child?
Your marriage is fake, is not really married.
Who invites him?
Look at Aryan, if you both fight on and on
You will really get married.
Three days again for "Bring the horse" Please?
I'm sorry.
It's OK. I'm sorry
So 2 we meet again the day? in the registration office?
Pammi? Sounds good.
But..., Marriage ah..., > not in the registration office
But at Gurudwara - Houses of Worship -
Uncle..., Auntie..., want.
Uncle -You say that? </ P>
I swear to God, Aryan? </ P>
"Tied with a colored bracelet." </ P>
"You, shine beautifully."
"I'm out of words"
"You, like morning light."
"Your waist is awesome, honey."
"Sway as you please, dear."
"The ring is decorated on your finger."
"And Sari is tucked tightly."
"When your feet are you shake. "
" My heart is pounding. "
" But I want to say. "
" She's dancing okay. "
>
"Even she dances okay."
"But you look different, dear, I swear."
"To be honest, you are sweet."
"You're the only one for me."
"To be honest, you are sweet."
"Honestly, you are sweet." </ P>
"Tied with a colored bracelet." </ P>
"You, shine beautifully." </ P>
"I'm out of words"
"You, like morning light."
"My beautiful dangle is all perfect."
"You're burning fire... You're stinging electricity..."
" You are perfect from head to the feet. "</ P>
" But I want to say... "
" The smile is okay. "</ P>
"Even his smile is okay." </ P>
You look different, dear, I swear. "</ P>
" Honestly, you are sweet. "</ P>
"Honestly, you are sweet." </ P>
"You're the only one for me." </ P>
"To be honest, you are sweet." </ P>
"To be honest, you are sweet."
"Tied with a colored bracelet."
"You, shine beautifully."
"I'm out of words"
"You, tub morning light. "
This house is now your house.
And you? The house.
Big mistake.
- This is a big mistake - What's wrong uncle?
Kake, by getting married he has made a big mistake
Big mistake.
No! No! No! He is absolutely right. </ P>
Married is a waste of time and money. </ P>
That's right, let's hug. </ P>
Hugs, Hug. </ P>
Oh Bhaisap? You're a guest of Bridegroom or woman?
He's my Boss Uncle.
Boss! Boss! Boss! Bhisap? You're really
But you've made a big mistake by getting married. </ P>
You shouldn't have to get married. </ P>
Come on
All this? I made it. </ P>
Good? </ P>
Do you know when I got married? There was no bed. </ P>
Only small box.
You know the little box?
- Cottage, Cottage - Yeah.
Yes, so when we lay the box collapsed.
all night long we only chat on the floor
Son?
For... not together, You can have a thousand reasons
But to be together? There will only be 1 reason
Do you know what?
Love...
Oee kid? Don't drink like an Englishman.
Drink like a Punjabi.
Lift the bottle.
Mr. Mehta? Lift the bottle means? Drink in one gulp
True uncle. </ P>
Tonight we will drink in one gulp. </ P>
1... 2... 3...
It's all messed up. </ P>
Kake has made a mistake by getting married. </ P>
I agree Uncle, I agree.
Come here, come here
Tell me something Bhai?
Are you a tent guard or a band boy?
Aree? He's the boss of Aryan, Boss! </ P>
I know who he is. </ P>
Do you think I'm drunk? </ P>
Am I drunk? </ P> >
I'm drunk.
Sorry
Forcing uncle.
I will sleep outside.
It should have been /> you go down then...
Drink with us
All?
Good?
Original?
Like it really is?
The marriage is real.
You too
Your eyes are real.
And...,
p>
Your words are real.
Your lips are real. You?
So real
But......
Actually...
Nobody knows What is real!
Because I don't know what really is?
Because there's nothing right.
Except for one truth
I really really < You like you.
Actually......
... I hope, this is real.
It must be good right?
- Good morning Uncle. - Good morning Kake.
Guddi? Kaka is awake, make tea for Kaka...,
... and have breakfast for me
Yes Ji, immediately. </ P>
It smells good
Do you know what that is?
Auntie makes sweet porridge.
That is indeed Nakur porridge
But I didn't make it
p>
I don't know how to make porridge, the aunt who teaches
If it's not good then sorry
It's a delicious porridge.
What is this?
This is porridge?
You just make him scared
This is good.
Remind my mother.
Here, here is Nak here.
Come on, kid
- Do you need something uncle? - No kid.
When first son-in-law...
... and that dish doesn't burn?
So this is Traditional.
Okay?
Uncle, Rupee doesn't apply, only Pounds.
This is not about Naked Pounds.
This is Tradition. applies anywhere.
Come on.
Bless you.
But this is from gold.
Why should Guddi use gold?
It's time to sleep
- I want to add - Don't spend it all
I can't spend all of it
"This house is now your house... , "
"Rumah ini sekarang rumahmu..,"
"... and you? The house."
Do you know what the bridge is what is called?
London Bridge.
I thought so too.
Later I found out that London Bridge...
... actually Tower Bridge.
Mama-Papa divorced then Dad left me with Mother. </ P>
Then remarried...
Mother also remarried...
But I don't want to leave me to someone else. </ P>
So he just left...
... when I was 17 years old. </ P>
From that moment on I...,
... work in a restaurant...... study...,
Drive a taxi......
Then we meet...
Marry you for get money then separate.
I think life is always about separation.
After living with you, I slowly realized...,
Togetherness is Life.
Why aren't we together forever?
"You missed it."
"He ticked for you." p>
"My heart..."
"Try to find Heaven.... Try to find Earth... "
" He loves you. "
" But don't know how to say "
" My heart. .. "
" My heart... "
" My beloved, my lover, lover. "
"My beloved, my beloved, lover." </ P>
"Try feeling me "
" I am you. "
" At every beat of your heart..., I am there... "
"The beginning of my path... End my path... It's with you."
"When I search...... In waiting..."
"It's always with you."
"Try to find Heaven... Try to find the Earth..."
"He loves you."
"But don't know how to say..."
"My heart..."
Today is VIP day / sir. </ P>
This presentation is not only important to you. </ P>
Soft Dogs is also important. </ P>
- Louie. - Yes sir
I don't want to have D, there is C, or there is M .
- No interference, no phone calls and..., - And No Meeting.
Mr. Kaalia.
Greetings
p>
- Uncle? - Kaalia? Greetings. </ P>
Sorry sir, This man can't be stopped.
It's OK
Your uncle? Why come here?
Son? I started bored at home. </ P>
So I thought, just met, Mr. Kaalia and talked. </ P>
Tell me? All good ?
- Everything is good, uncle. - Good.
Guys, this is uncle.
Extraordinary man, Full of humor , full of culture.
Tomorrow at the office party, uncle will be SG.
Special Guest - Special Guest -
- Uncle, you have to come to the party. - I came, I came. </ P>
Mr. Kaalia? you have a good office .
The office looks fancy.
Actually, this is an office uncle's company.
Which company?
Companies where we work.
SD: Soft Dogs.
Soft Dog? Tame dog?
Just licking, not barking? Tame dog?
Yes, tame dog.
Uncle, this is my team.
We designed Softwere.
The team is a lot, Mr. Kaalia.
> They work really hard. </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
- Uncle? I'm the Boss - Yes, what are you doing? </ P>
Uncle? I'm the Boss. </ P>
Fuck the Boss, Mr. Kaalia? Do you work? Do you work? </ P>
I'm the Boss / We will be late for the presentation. </ P>
We have to go. </ P>
- What's wrong? - Uncle ? I'm in a hurry. </ P>
What's the problem? </ P>
I'm not in a hurry, kid. Go, go
Good. </ P>
- Louie? - Yes sir?
Please guard uncle.
Fine / He's special, like you.
- Okay uncle? see you later - Yes.
- Chinese? - Yes, Chinese.
Forget.
- Hor to so: Tell me to me? all good? - Whore: Whore?
- You call me a prostitute? - Hor.
You are a prostitute
First , you say about you, then I say about me.
I'm not a prostitute.
What are you talking about? What do you think?
I'm a good girl
You're outrageous. I go.
It's weird, at least offer me water.
- Broken -
Apparently it hasn't been plugged in. </ P>
- I'm really upset - Sir, try to understand
What do you mean to understand? </ P> >
- This is bad work - Sir.
Mr. Kaalia? all good?
Sure. All good. </ P>
Drink water. </ P>
- Drink water to be calm - Yes. </ P>
You must understand. </ P>
This company is called Soft Dogs. </ P>
Don't be a soft dog. Ok? </ P>
K is L and L is K. </ P>
No.
Unplug the plug. </ P>
He is electrocuted. </ P>
- Phone 999. - Call now.
Forget 999 Use formula no. 44. </ P>
- Take it. - No no. </ P>
- Take it. - He's my Boss, how can I hit? </ P>
Hit he or she will die.
Sir?
- Boss? all good? - Haa.
Someone? Explain? What happened? </ P>
Sir? The dispenser is broken why take water from it? </ P>
Itu sebabnya colokannya dicabut.
Who is plugging back?
Who is plugging in?
Boss!
Why?
He died?
>
You sleep, why call me here?
I made a big mistake Guddi, Big sin.
I almost roasted That great person becomes grilled chicken.
Before apologizing to the Boss, I won't be able to sleep.
Look at Ji? You didn't do that intentionally.
But still my fault right?
If I'm not conspicuous, Boss won't be electrocuted.
No! No! I can't sleep. </ P>
So you want to apologize midnight? </ P>
I will apologize midnight!
Have you gone mad?
Can't you just morning?
Go tomorrow and say: "Sorry".
You're so brilliant
The boss invited me to the party tomorrow.
Special guests.
So at the party?
It will be the right time for me to apologize.
Please-please, come-come-come. You are late
Please come on
- Marsh, take care of the guests. - Yes sir.
Mr. Kaalia? / How are you?
I heard you stung by electricity in your office yesterday.
Hello.
No! No! No! </ P>
There are only fools, who plugs in the cable
If I find him? I won't release it. </ P>
- No I released - Mr. Kaalia? Mr. Kaalia? </ P>
- Uncle? - Jai Ho! </ P>
Welcome! Welcome! </ P>
- This is for you. < br /> - Oh thank you.
No thanks, Mr. Kaalia? Actually forgive me.
I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, Kaalia.
Uncle? For what? </ P>
Because it's too late. </ P>
That's why my uncle apologizes
That's why uncle...
Uncle feels very guilty .
Amazing, Uncle. Amazing.
Ladies and gentlemen? This is Uncle from India
Amazing man Very cultured.
Actually? He's an Indian.
Everything is good.
All is good but, please forgive me
p>
I'm really embarrassed.
- I'm so sorry. - Okay Uncle, okay I forgive you.
Happy? Happy?
Aryan? take it drink for uncle?
Please take care of him.
Listen to me first.
The boss has forgiven
You're happy?
The boss apologized, but he didn't know what sorry?
- Beautiful dresses. - Thank you.
You can thank better.
I don't understand
Louie? You're mature enough to understand. </ P>
Uncle? Need something? </ P>
I'm sorry. </ P>
Sorry Boss I very sorry.
Already uncle, Already.
No Boss, you don't understand. I'm sorry.
Uncle? I've forgiven you, Please enjoy the party. </ P>
You don't understand
I'm sorry, Sorry. </ P>
Uncle? I understand, Please forgive me. </ P>
Tidak, kau yang maafkan aku bukan aku yang maafkanmu.
Uncle? Try to understand, I'm talking to Louie. </ P>
Louie has left
You also go forgive me. </ P>
Boss?
He continues to apologize to me.
India is stupid.
That's normal.
Drink a few beers, then then answer "nature call".
Continue Boss do not hold it
Let it flow.
If you try to hold it Will be hit & apos; kidney stones.
Uncle? why keep bothering me?
- Please, forgive me - No-no-no, Boss.
You forgive me
I yesterday guilty of you, I'm so ashamed.
I'm sorry.
- Uncle? What should I forgive? - Hear
Yesterday when you were in office you took water from the machine...
Paman ?
Wait a moment.
Wait a minute, Mr. Kaalia.
Wet pants are worn & apos; water, the young will surely be ashamed
I understand that
Understand?
Oh, I'm very sorry.
> I just cleaned him. </ P>
Enjoy it. </ P>
No! No! No! Marsh isn't like that. </ P>
What are you doing, uncle? </ P>
Marsh, it's not like that. </ P>
Boss? Your pants are wet. </ P>
Aryan? I need to talk to you. </ P>
Yes, boss. </ P>
Please help your uncle. </ P>
Request sorry, apologize and keep going make me uncomfortable
Chase me, make me crazy.
- I'm so sorry, sir - We very, very sorry, sir
No! No "Sorry" No!
No Sorry? No Ji, Yes Sorry, We are sorry
Please don't say anyone said "Sorry" again, understand? / Yes. </ P>
Don't say it again, and handle your uncle. </ P>
Yes, Ok Ji. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
Sorry from the bottom of my heart. </ P>
I'm so sorry. </ P>
- Uncle? - I'm really ashamed
What is my fault ?
Sorry / Handle him
Boss? / Uncle.
Boss? / Where are you?
What are you doing?
- What do you want to do? - I made a mistake, Guddi.
I have to apologize.
Uncle? You don't do anything,
I made a mistake for my son.
I striking the machine cable
Don't be hard on Uncle, someone will hear.
Please?
- Hi, Aryan. - Hi Kevin.
- Nice to meet. - My aunt.
- Hello - Hello
And my uncle
Louie </ p >
Louie, listen to me
Louie Louie Louie, hear / K, please? / Why are you leaving? </ P>
- Come on. - Please, I'm very uncomfortable
Okay, Kiss me Kiss me. </ P>
- Come on. - Stop, please. </ P>
- K, you're drunk - Kiss me. </ P>
Please stop. </ P>
Sorry. </ P>
I told you I've forgiven you
Please? Go away / This isn't Sorry for the previous one.
But for this one.
Because of what you did earlier? That's not true, she's a woman
That's wrong... I won't let it, so I'm sorry.
You tried to explain?
Fuck your forgiveness.
What happened?
You're okay right? What's wrong?
Are you okay?
You're okay right?
- I just slipped Guddi - Slipped?
I slipped.
Aryan? How can he slip?
What happened K? All is well?
Bring the old man away.
He is not fit here
He is drunk and tempting women
Shameless people.
Oh my God! What are you saying?
Ask him.
Come on, let's go, I don't want to be here. </ P>
Gud heard first, Listen first. </ P>
- I heard it - Listen first
Mr. Kaalia? You're a great person.
Don't be "cheap".
Don't suit you
Just because the woman works in your office......
... doesn't mean that is yours.
You forced her?
If you are a boy? Then win over his heart.
If you force him?
Then you vilify the name of our country.
The woman respects you...
And she is Chinese, Do you think it will be easy?
Win her love...
>
Don't be rude...
If you keep insisting? The name is rape.
And rape? I won't let it.
Sorry.
That's nonsense, He lied.
Come on, just say "Sorry" "Sorry"
- Let's go. - For a moment Guddi, just a minute. </ P>
Boss? Last time, Sorry. </ P>
When you are in your office...
... that plugs the engine the water is me.
I almost made you become grilled chicken.
p>
That's why I want to apologize.
But after seeing your actions you don't deserve my forgiveness.
So I'm sorry about that before? < br /> I take it back.
Ok?
You're a jerk / Calm down K!
- Calm down. - Aryan.
Calm / Aryan? move your hand.
Calm down / You will pay this, Aryan.
- Watch out for you. < br /> - Aryan.
- He doesn't deserve our time. - Yes, listen to him.
Go. You don't deserve here.
- Come on, Aryan. - Go!
- Come on. - Come on.
You don't understand?
Let's go, Arya.
Go !!!
Throw them out.
Basic fools
Idiots.
Manual Translate by "415"...
Translate by "415 Manual "...
Manual Translate by" 415 "...
K? You can't do this to me.
I can do anything
Aryan? You underestimated me...,
... shut up and submit a letter your resignation,
If not?
I alone will fire you...
... and your reputation will be destroyed.
Sir? But what's my fault? </ P>
Ask yourself, what happened at the party last night
What did you do to me when defending your uncle? </ P>
Do you know? the problem is because you're Indian.
You live in London, But don't adapt to London.
4 years? You have worked with me . </ P>
And that grandfather just appeared 2 months. </ P>
And you defend him not me? </ P>
- That grandfather? Will me... - Leave him, sir. </ P>
There's no point you curse. </ P>
Uncle won't be here long he will go but...,
... my career that will be destroyed, sir.
Please sir.
Baik, Tapi lakukan satu hal.
This resignation letter? I will tear.
You go and drive the grandfather away.
Simple right?
Sir, how can I expel?
Why?
What does this have to do with you?
Daddy?
If you want to keep working ? Then expel the grandfather from here.
If not I'll make...,
... you were expelled from London
Understand?
I won't let you go. No need anymore.
What's the problem Guddi?
I will go and fix everything.
Look at Ji? You've made a mess.
Don't make it worse.
Who said I want to worsen?
- I won't let you go. - What's wrong?
He wants to go to Kake's office, Apologize to Kaalia again.
Oh my God, Uncle? Last night you said sorry many times
You don't need to repeat apologize.
Look / That's why I want to apologize.
I'm worried about Kake.
- Worried about Kake? - Uncle? You don't...
Help me if you're worried
Say, say, What do you want to do? Tell me? </ P>
Talk to my boss
Yes, apologize first by telephone...
... then meet him and apologize again.
No, no sorry.
I want you to curse him by the Punjabi people.
To whom? Kaalia?
- Hello? - Your boss?
- Hello? - Come on, Come on
Kaalia's boss ? So, all is good?
- This is the uncle talking. - Uncle?
I forgot to say some praise words to you
- May I say? - Okay okay okay.
Wait, uncle.
Guys, Please stand up, stand up...
Today? The day that boasted for elementary school. </ P>
The parents who insulted me at the party yesterday. </ P>
He wanted to say a few..., praise words .
I'll be the speaker.
Yes uncle? Speak. </ P>
I thought you were, a good person...
... but it turns out you like "stabbing in the back"? </ P >
What else works day and night for you?
But it turns out that you are a hypocrite.
What? / I think you a respectable person...
... but it turns out you are a jerk. </ P>
You should be embarrassed...
Dog, Fuck, Bastard, ***...
Hey.
You're a child of Satan,
Ponakan donkey.
- You're a mistake from your parents - Are you crazy?
Lizard eggs , Demonic dog, Kaalia you're a jerk. </ P>
- Uncle, I'll kill you > You're a mean kid. </ P>
- Shut up! - Jai Ho! </ P>
What? </ P>
He? stop working.
No, I...,
Who wants to continue being a subordinate, Uncle?
I will build my own software company.
I'll do it right away.
I'll do something.
Why stop from your work?
>
Not stop, but fired.
You're sorry?
No, but...,
I should be able to handle it < > better way.
What my uncle is doing is right.
It's like typical Indians, I'm also angry at Kaalia.
That's what I like about you.
No, but... / What but-but? </ P>
If I'm treated like that you can still say "but-but"? </ P>
I'll break it his butt / Oh yeah. </ P>
I can't believe it. </ P>
Don't believe me but..., What is the mixture mixed? </ P>
- Viagra - Hah!
All you do is not normal, Maybe this helps.
- Do you know what? - What? </ P>
- This works. - Really? </ P>
- Why is he here? - Why is he? </ P>
- Aunt ? - Auntie?
Aunty?
Why?
I heard first, Is your aunt here?
That's it.
He sleeps walking.
Oee Guddi?
Guddi?
He sleeps. Leave it.
I'll close the door otherwise he will walk again.
Haroon? You're proud of Pakistan.
Pakistani Weapons
You taught your father how to enter a neighbor's house.
The clothes are very much.
I don't understand.
Bhisap? What is this? </ P>
Actually, I brought him for you. </ P>
Oh yes / His mother is My wife, she is working. </ P>
And Haroon needs a guard .
- God? You're very smart - Yes.
So, this is the dot, and this is the bottle.
- And. - We have milk
I'm embarrassed.
Haroon.
Daddy went first, bought meat for you.
We'll eat later.
May Allah bless you.
You're a little Lord Krishna. Only different skin color.
It's OK, I'll make it fair.
First of all I will, massage you, then...
Oh, my child
Have you ever been massaged by Haroon?
I hope your mother baths you properly.
p>
Later you will look beautiful.
I'll make you as beautiful as the "panicle"
Look.
Oh God. What is he doing? </ P>
Come on. </ P>
Hello, 999. </ P>
Please, there are women outside my house
He want to kill a baby.
He must be a baby killer.
- Look. - Oh God.
- Haroon is massaged. - Oh God. </ P>
Lower the baby. </ P>
- Stop it. Stop it. - Why? What's wrong? </ P>
Calm down. </ P>
Retreat. Step back. </ P>
Give the baby
I still have to massage. </ P>
To be as beautiful as "panicle". He wants that. Haroon?
Give the baby a
How can I give baby a baby?
You don't have your own child?
- Can you speak english? - english
- Yes! Yes! Yes! - Yes? </ P>
Good morning! Good afternoon! </ P>
See you
Okay? Tata. </ P>
- Retreat. Retreat. - What happened? </ P>
Give the baby or I shoot you
- Oh God. - He wants to shoot </ p >
- Come on, Haroon. - Don't try to hide
You have been surrounded Metropolitan police.
- But what am I doing? > - Lower the baby now
- Pembunuh bayi - Bayi ?
- He tried to kill your baby - My baby?
Aunty? they say you want to kill the baby.
- Oh my God. - Come back. Come back. </ P>
Give the baby or I shoot. </ P>
Just shoot this woman, please. </ P>
Give me my baby
What's wrong?
Does West India lose again?
Bhisap? / Haroon
- Please explain to them - Yes, I gave it to him.
- You are the baby's love - Yes
I'll kill you. I'll kill you
- I'll kill you. - Stop it.
- I'll shoot you. - Hey,
Son Kake?
- Give the baby or I shoot you - No no No.
Officer, wait.
Stop-stop, jangan tembak. Apa yang terjadi?
She's a baby killer, she tries to kill her baby.
Yes / No no.
Aunty? What do they mean? </ P>
Son? I just massaged because she cried.
- Aunt - She cried.
Wait a minute, give the baby
This, this.
This is your baby Ok? Ok? </ P>
Her baby is with her. </ P>
No baby. </ P>
Wait, Officer? Wait a minute! </ P>
Wait a minute! I think something confusing. </ P>
He only gave a massage to the baby. </ P>
That was an Indian massage. </ P>
Massage? / Lift up the baby like this? </ P>
What does this mean? </ P>
Boy? That's good for your breathing. </ P>
He did that... because it helps breathing the baby. </ P>
And digestion. </ P>
Itu hanya pijatan gaya India.
That's right.
- Sorry - I can't believe this.
- Sorry. - Massager?
- Sorry - You? </ P>
Look, Bhaisap see He is now asleep. </ P>
Yes. </ P>
- I'll massage him every day - No!
No more massage. Now go home, you go home too. </ P>
You go, we go home
What do you say? </ P>
Relax Anaya, Aunty just massages her baby, <
It kills.
Who massages a baby like that?
That woman can sue us.
That is how massage a child in the Punjab. </ P>
And the child will grow strong. </ P>
In fact, it's better later you also let Aunty massage your child. </ P> p>
Kau serius ? Mereka akan tetap disini sampai kita punya anak?
Looks like that.
Tell me, Do you see my shaver?
I have to shave, Yarr
You ask your shaver, < br /> I also didn't find my jeans.
I'll ask Uncle-aunt where's my shaver?
Uncle? what are you doing with my shaver?
Shave the armpit.
But that's for shaving a mustache.
Shave the armpit too.
>
Finish, this is a good tool.
You take it.
Do you want me to do it?
Why? Shave like me. </ P>
- Do you want me to be shaved? - No, Uncle? </ P>
Do you like that? </ P>
- Yes - Just take
For me? </ P>
- Guddi. - Yes Ji
See Guddi. </ P>
Please give me Import prizes.
- Son, this is the clothes? - Clothes?
Jeans in law are torn. I sew.
- Sew? - Yes, kid. </ P>
He will be happy. </ P>
Look? He is a fun jump. </ P>
Happy birthday. </ P>
Congratulations Uncle Mehta's Birthday > It smells like I'm in Punjab. Wow. </ P>
It's not the smell of the Punjab. </ P>
Uncle farting quietly. </ P>
What? </ P>
Ji? Sorry, He has indigestion. </ P>
No need to apologize. He just farted, Not released a bomb. </ P>
Listen to Guddi? we inherit the fart from our elders.
Forget it.
If you fart, you don't need to be embarrassed.
Only people live who can fart.
Tak perlu minta maaf. Dia hanya kentut, Bukan keluarkan bom.
Dengar Guddi? kita warisi kentut itu dari tetua kita.
Lupakan.
Jika kau kentut, tak perlu kau malu.
Hanya orang hidup yang bisa kentut.
Extraordinary.
Pak Mehta, I wrote a poem about that
That's amazing, listen?
Don't Now, it's like this. We should drink it first.
Uncle, you are right.
We need to drink. / Yes
- Guddi. - Yeah.
Take a bottle for us.
Why?
Take some radishes, cut into cucumbers, < br /> some carrots
- Cheese - Cheese
-Gorengan -Gorengan
- Snacks - Snacks
I'll take all uncles.
You forgot to take the glass, kid?
What? Who am I really? Maid? </ P>
Son-in-law? Cut the carrots. </ P>
Son-in-law? Cut the turnips. </ P>
Why don't cut them off
Kake ? Ambil gorengan.
It's also a surprise, What about snacks?
I hate "this daughter-in-law" and "Kake".
In Punjabi, boys are called Kake
And his wife is called a son-in-law.
I'm not their son-in-law.
- Son-in-law? - Yes
"Sometimes hard, Sometimes silent, no sound." </ P>
"Everyone
Allah.
"Sometimes it's small sometimes it's a big explosion."
"Sometimes hide."
"Sometimes the explosion opens."
That's how it is that's how it is Ji.
"Sometimes it's silent... Sometimes it's hard... . "
" When a woman farts, smells like a rose. "
- Oh Baby, this is for you - For me?
"When a woman farts, smells like a rose."
"When I fart it smells faint."
"When you fart? smells like rose. "
" When he farts? the brain is closed. "
" Not only me, The world also farts. "
"Not only me, The world also farts."
"Everyone is always free to fart."
"Even Pappu also fart... Even Tommy farted... "
" Even the leader also farts. Even the subordinates fart. "</ P>
" Nothing tax levied, if you do that. "
" All Nations are free to fart. "
" America can fart in Iraq, Osama can also fart in America. "
" Even though they are destroyers of thousands of homes and families. "
"And Pakistan can continue to fart all the time."
"Silently fart at any time."
"Others will be very sad, because our people are enjoying it. "
" When I write on social media, will be retweeted. "
-" You can even like it. " - "You can even like it." </ P>
"Politicians take the mic to fart." </ P>
"Take the mic to fart... Take the mic to fart..."
"My fart only burns your nose hair."
"Their farts slice your soul violently."
Allah.
"The fart..."
"Fart is the charm of the fragrant relationship."
Wow.
"Fart is a charm from the fragrant relationship. "
" Daddy will be born after the child grows up. "
Wow.
Cheers! Cheers! Cheers!
Uncle, you are very good
Oh Ji? Pak Mehta isn't coming? </ P>
Mehta Ji? </ P>
Mehta Ji died. </ P>
Died? </ P>
He died. </ P>
When? / Overnight he was exposed & apos; heart attack.
And finally died.
Helpers, meet us, and say that
His Children at Wembley.
Hard to believe
Mr. Mehta? Don't laugh too hard. </ P>
Uncle? I want to die with a laugh. </ P>
So what's the problem? " Laugh...
Oee ? Oee? Where are you going to be taken? </ P>
Bhai looks for a coffin and we burrow him properly. </ P>
Look at Mr. Mehta. </ P>
Smile. </ P>
Dia mati seperti, mendengar lelucon lalu terkena' serangan jantung.
Excuse me? we are late.
Pak Mehta can't go anywhere Bhai...
... so is late?
He died.
We have to go, To the office.
Who are you?
He is his son Mr. Mehta.
He is Mr. Mehta's son.
p>
He is his grandson.
And that is his great-grandson, who is dear
If you go to the office so..., who buried your father ?
We can pay
His funeral...... Saturday, has been set.
Buried Saturday? 5 more days ? Haa? </ P>
He's a busy person. </ P>
Here the funeral is usually done on weekends. </ P>
This is your father's last funeral. </ P>
It's not a picnic that you can do on weekends.
Tell me?
You're your son Mr. Metha right?
Small time when you fell sick...
... Then Pak Mehta will definitely work leave right?
Right?
This is your father's last funeral.
Can't you one day leave?
- Manish? - Yes, Dad?
Take the Ambulance.
- We buried today. - Yes, Daddy
That's very good. </ P>
Like you who buried Your father today
I pray to God, hope your child later you will be buried, on weekdays
What? / I mean you're a good person
Pak Mehta is also a good person. </ P>
Bony? </ P>
- Yes uncle? - Here .
Prepare a band.
We accompany him to fly
"We have a party."
"Drink until you drop."
"You don't need to worry, dance in your sadness."
"Don't think who is next. "
" Who is next. "
" You must leave the world... "
"You must have left the world..."
"Oh Baby, you must have died..."
"Born empty-handed Also dead"
"Everyone must know."
"Forget others pray to God."
"He is the truth."
"His way is so unique"
"That's life." </ P>
"Who will guide you"
"You will never know"
>
"Your eyes are closed... Closed pain..."
"Don't worry... with your phone..."
"This is the world... You must leave the world..."
"You must leave the world..."
"You must have left the world..."
Excuse me? </ P>
Uncle? </ P>
What's wrong? </ P>
- What's wrong? - What are you doing? </ P>
Pak Mehta died. We will take it to the funeral. </ P>
By dancing?
Need permission for this.
Permissions?
What happened here?
This is the plane, Mehta.
What does that mean?
Aircraft. Airplanes.
Do you have permission to fly the plane This, sir?
He asked, if you want to fly this plane?
Do you have permission or not?
Oh Ji Permit to take Skutter just I don't have.
Don't have Ji.
Catch everyone.
That's a corpse, not someone else.
Uncle? they can catch anyone.
Bodies are not people.
Catch them
Enough!
First your work.
Now the police station.
Add another 500 pounds fine Yarr, 500 pounds?
I don't want to sleep anywhere else must always in my room.
Uncle? celebrate birthday at our house.
He has a song Yarr fart.
"Fart Song" Aryan.
That's poetry
Even though the poem..., It smells the same?
That's what happened in the Punjab.
Hello, Udta Punjab?
I mean why is he always doing that?
- Menurutku dia suka itu - Tepat! Dia suka itu.
But we don't like that.
There's no point we just sit down, Aryan.
Take them back
That's what I thought , How about it?
How do you do it?
We think about it how to
"My name is Sheila."
"Sheila the conqueror"
"I'm too sexy for you"
"You can't reach."
"My name is Sheila."
"Sheila the conqueror."
- Aryan? I got the idea. - What? </ P>
"Hey you? I know you always want me." </ P>
"You can't reach me." </ P> p>
"Believe it or not, the whole world is crazy about me."
"I feel the wave being caressing myself."
"Ku tak butuh yang lain Karena aku cintai diriku sendiri."
"What is my name?"
"My name is Sheila."
"Sheila the conqueror"
"I'm too sexy for you"
"You can't reach." </ P>
"No, No, No, Sheila."
It seems that I went wrong in the house.
"I'm too sexy for you"
Anaya?
- That's the sound, right? - Anaya
How dare you turn off the music? </ P>
I told you to stop now,
Take off your clothes
Take off your clothes? off especially? Haa? </ P>
Don't you hear? </ P>
You snapped me in front of my friend? </ P>
Then why? </ P>
I will leave this house! Come on, Terry-Sherry.
- Pergi, Terry-Sherry. - Tunggu, Terry-Sherry. Tunggu.
kid? What's wrong? Tell me? </ P>
Uncle? Don't bother to interfere. </ P>
Anaya? Are you still here? </ P>
- Go Terry-Sherry. - Wait, Terry-Sherry.
Tell me, why did you drive out the son-in-law? Tell me?
I'll say
I told him don't dress like this.
His people's uncles are very cultured.
See his son-in-law scantily dressed like this...
... they will leave from home.
But he doesn't hear.
Look at the dress, Kiss. </ P>
Aree Nak their clothes are good. </ P>
Their skin is clean. </ P>
They are girls who clean, shine. </ P>
Really?
Uncle? don't you think dressed like this?
Yes.
But you said that I...
... dressed in scanty again like this then you would leave.
- I said? - Uncle? Remember
You said that on the first day here. You said...
- Son, I don't remember, - Aree how can you forget Yarr? </ P>
Remember
- I remember the A-Ah - Remember
Aahh...
Me, still don't remember. No!
After living in London I..., experienced some changes.
Guddi?
What ?
See who is coming? Punjabi lion.
Come on, come on.
Your uncle is forced to buy this.
Sold on BigBen at a price of 10.
I bought it for a price of 5.
By the way, Looks good right?
He is embarrassed.
- You're Terry? - Yes.
- And you're Sherry? - Yes.
- Who is this whiskey? - Mine
Mine. </ P>
I said, mine is
Yes, mine, I drink. </ P>
What? </ P >
Anaya?
Ana-Anaya?
Listen.
Anaya? What are you doing Yarr? What are you doing? </ P>
You don't see I want to leave here? </ P>
No! Why are my pants in you packing? </ P>
- Anaya - Why is this guest here? </ P>
Who invited them? </ P>
I don't know who invited Yarr.
Anaya? nobody's invited.
Aryan? Please do something, or I will do something. </ P>
Don't cry. </ P>
I... will tell them directly, if I have, can't stand it anymore.
Yes?
Uncle? you remind me about Punjab.
- Yes? - Yes.
- Don't you remember? - Remember, remember, Nak, remember.
Oh yeah
Uncle? I have a friend.
He has 2 flight tickets with a cash back offer. </ p >
London to India almost free.
- Almost free tickets. - Really?
- Ha-Ha. - Wow. </ P>
So if you need it, just tell him
- I just say? - Tell me what, kid? </ P>
If , anyone needs free tickets so...
I don't know who wants to go to India.
- Guddi? You know? - No.
I'll say if you know. </ P>
But why do you want to go to India Yarr? </ P>
Uncle? now, in India...
India isn't, in London, there will be heavy rain
The weather will be very bad, uncle.
Heavy rain.
What the problem?
We carry our umbrellas. & apos; right Guddi?
Yes we bring 2.
The one when it rains and the other when it's hot.
I'm done.
I'm full.
I can't dig the radish.
- He has disorders - digestion
He has indigestion, Auntie.
So? Guddi? Dessert? </ P>
I took
- And? all good? - Yes, uncle
This / Guddi? What's the problem?
I've finished the interview so... I'll go home.
Before Uncle-Aunt left I would not go home.
- Anaya? - What is Anryan?
Life is married to you just so they can walk in London and make us crazy.
- Anaya, that is not... - Is that not what Aryan is? </ p >
Look.
Are they no longer touring in London?
Uncle-aunt?
What are they doing here?
Where are they, Aryan?
Wait a moment.
- Hello? - Hello uncle?
What is the London tour?
Amazing.
Our bus is traveling around the kid.
Oh yeah, I see the bus.
Guddi? Guddi...
... don't lean later fall
Don't lean later fall
What's uncle?
Guddi tried to bend count the tire bus.
Oh yeah, Aunt try count the tire bus.
Hello.
Hello uncle.
Meet you later tonight, kid.
Why are they lying Yarr?
They have never been lying before.
- Where are they Yarr? - Don't know
Aryan.
Aryan, what happened?
Something went wrong. We have to find out.
Check all places, There must be something
Aryan?
What is this all Aryan?
Al-Qaeda.
How about it now?
Everyone..., Al-Qaida has the same goal
Guddi.
This beautiful girl For me crazy
Allah
He has indigestion.
Guddi
Shoot them
Anaya. </ P>
Bismilahirah passion...
Why are you screaming? </ P>
It's okay. </ P>
Why do you guys > scared?
You suddenly appeared?
He made me headache.
I have to admit one thing from London, kid
Even children know English.
- Son in law, come here. - No.
- Here. - Go away. </ p p>
Surgical! Surgical! - Surgery -
Aree toys. </ P>
This. </ P>
For you. </ P>
If later sometimes sometimes do you want to shoot me?
Use this.
And this is for your children.
But their Aunt have no children.
They will have children.
These toys will remind they should have children quickly
If not people in London < don't have time to have children.
Uncle, you're right. That's right.
Lihat aku, Di London sudah 6 tahun.
But like "drought".
One child in 6 years: Haroon.
If in Pakistan?
Afridi, Aslam, Sohail.
p>
It could be 11 and for the cricket team.
Cricket is 13! 13!
Uncle? the cricket? Only 11 players.
2 referees will also be playing beside & apos; right?
That's right.
But Listen first.
- Where did you take us? - What's the problem sir?
- You have to come with us to the station. - Call us
Guddi, Guddi first heard don't let the tap open.
- Enter the car. - Someone? call Kake.
How do you do that?
I called the police and said Uncle's visa was Expired.
How do you know? </ p >
I see your uncle's passport.
He's been here for 3 months.
The police will send them home.
I'll ask a few questions, Please answer correctly. </ p >
Please contact us
Please answer the question first.
Good.
- Sir, please say your name - Gangasharan Gandotra.
- And your name? - Shazia Khan
Can I see your letters?
Letter? You have a visa and passport? </ P>
I... want to call, Can you? </ P>
Who do you want to call? </ P>
Aryan.
Hey.
Finally we are free from slavery.
This house is our house.
Whatever we do, Wherever we do, we do...
In the bathroom we eat, In the bedroom we take a shower.
Dan di dapur kita bercinta.
Son-in-law?
Kake?
You're in the kitchen too?
Your uncle? At home?
I went home earlier today. </ P>
I slept due to exhaustion. </ P>
Guddi was still asleep. </ P>
- You know what happened earlier? - No
The police arrested me.
- Police? - The police arrested me
Because there are fools, son? who called and said to them...
... that our Visa has expired.
We become illegal residents.
Then?
He doesn't know that we have high-level connections.
My visas have been extended for one year.
- Remember the time of your marriage? - Yes? </ P>
Bony Singh, Her husband is Pony. </ P>
He works at the embassy. Yes,
And now, I ask him another 6 months extension.
Can you have children.
Guddi, save everything in the refrigerator. < /p>
Ini.
Paman? You passed a lot and didn't call me.
That doesn't need to be a kid anymore
Bony Singh comes soon and takes us out.
Look. </ P>
- Uncle? Aunt's passport name named... - Shazia Khan Nak
She is Muslim. </ P>
Uncle? after marriage Aunt has a different clan
I married Guddi, not his family.
I married his son, son, not his religion.
p>
Son-in-law wants something?
No, uncle. I've eaten
Good night.
- Oeey, your kid? < br /> - No
I'm not hungry, uncle.
Make it.
It's all right?
- No problems right? - No
Tell me if there is one? Haa? </ P>
- We're family right? - Yes. </ P>
- Understood? - Yes. </ P>
Blessed. </ P >
- Bless you. - Yes
Son? It's been an hour you drive,
Say where are we going? </ P>
Uncle? we are going to Scotland.
There is a big temple there. I think you should invite you.
Once it turns out. Wow Wah Son?
Your name is not Kake, Shravan Kumar should be. </ P>
Gud is seen? </ P>
The thought is good, Her heart is sweet as your show. </ P>
Stop .
But say, why our items were also brought?
My umbrella was also brought.
Look.
Aunt , we're there 1 or 2 days
So I thought I should be taken.
But boy, tomorrow we have to go back to London.
- Why, uncle? - Yes.
There is something
Prayer together at the Gurudwara.
Prayer at the Gurudwara.
We will return right?
- Yes, we're back. - Good, good. </ P>
Continue
Bismillahirahmannirahim...
Uncle at home? </ P>
> The package arrived. </ P>
- What's in it? - Only God knows the contents
This was sent to my address 2 days ago. </ P>
They said they would leave, They haven't gone right?
So I thought I'd leave it alone before they left.
Where were they?
What? we've been in Scotland?
It's not uncle. Pause to drink coffee.
That's good, kid.
I haven't eaten yet. Come on Guddi.
Let me try.
- Two copies - Only two?
Yes, only two. </ P>
Son? You don't eat anything? </ P>
You haven't eaten anything before? </ P>
No aunt, I'm not hungry. </ P>
You are also in a car Don't eat anything.
It seems you don't like Aunt's cooking, right?
That's not true.
You guys have treated us.
I will miss you very much.
Miss us?
Where do you want to go?
What's wrong? Look for something?
Aunty? I think my cellphone is left behind in the car. </ P>
I take it first. </ P>
Yes, take someone later, steal it. </ P>
- Sana - Yes. </ P>
The child
I have a good heart. </ P>
- The copy is coming - Your copy
Only two?
Three? My child?
He only ordered two.
He said only ordered two.
It said only ordered two.
No! My son is coming, Three? </ P>
Three coffees. </ P>
Sir, He is gone. </ P>
Your goods are there
Where is he go? He will definitely come back.
He will come back.
- Yes - Kan Ji?
Excuse me? </ p >
You need something? I'll close now.
It's OK! It's OK!
Don't worry, He won't leave us.
Yes? Right? </ P>
I left. </ P>
- Where? - Don't know, I just left. </ P>
Something's wrong, Aryan. </ P>
What is all this?
Something is wrong.
Aryan? Call uncle.
What?
Who deposits 7 million rupees into your account?
This item belongs to Ajay.
Ajay Gandotra...
His Mothers stay with you.
Uncle-aunt?
What is the relationship with you?
They are our guests and..., On tour in London.
They were not traveling in London.
They collected their children's goods.
Their son, Ajay Gandotra.
IT passes-out.
He works in this office.
9/11
He goes to New York for office matters.
And the incident happened...,
He was in the World Trade Center...
His body was not found.
When his mother heard the news, his mother was hit & apos; Stroke
Butuh 8 tahun untuknya.., agar bisa pulih kembali.
Her mother wants to offer the last prayer for her child...
... at Ground Zero.
Where did her child die
They went to here three months ago.
In this office first my kaka works,
He's a good guy, Good friend.
Good boy...
I want to ask if, we collect the goods later? </ P>
Maybe in two or three months does it matter?
No problem at all.
Here in London we have children.
Like a child...
He will married so... after that day.
No problem, As you wish.
Yes.
Good .
To collect all of his children's items they have to wait 9 years
To pray one last time? His mother also waited 9 years.
And for your sake? Add three months.
They came here a few days ago.
Son? Please help me,
Only at this address, will the items be sent later. </ P>
They just got married. </ P>
I don't want to, tell our story < br /> to Kake later for him emotional
Ok?
Uncle? Ajay receives insurance. </ P>
100,000 pounds. About 7-8 million rupees. </ P>
Give your account number, I'll transfer everything. </ P>
Our Kaka is invaluable.
That money...
And..., that insurance has our children, It doesn't have its mothers
Give the money to our children in London: Kaka
Go to the account you just transfer it
I'll send the details.
Ok?
They are holy people.
There is no desire again and...,
... don't expect their child items to be enough!
"We don't have more wishes. "
" Don't expect anything. "
" Oh God "
" Oh God. "
" Say Hussain? "</ P>
" Hussain. "</ P>
" Tell Hussain? "</ P>
" My name is Sai "
p>
"For you You mean."
"Only you can fix it."
"Only You. "</ P>
" Only You. "</ P>
" Only You. "
" Only you can fix it. "
" Only You who can fix it. "
"Dear God."
"Only you can fix it."
"You are our binding... You bind us..."
"You are our binder... You bind us..."
"For me you are meaningful."
"Only you can fix..."
I know where they are.
New York City
Guddi? Kake call. </ P>
- Hello ma'am. - Kake? </ P>
Son? Where are you? Why don't you call? </ P>
- You don't remember your mother? - Let it be Yarr
I thought of me, for what I remember ?
Lie! why isn't calling?
I'm busy Mrs.
I'm in America, New York.
Office matters. Beautiful place .
Once busy, is so crowded.
If you disappear? it's hard to find. "
I'm standing, on the stairs.
A beautiful place... Beautiful scenery...
- Beautiful life. - Oeey? You're a fool! </ P>
- Enjoy the scenery yourself? - Let it be Yarr!
You are old too.
But don't worry. I'll bring you here soon.
We will drink and enjoy the view.
Do you know Mom? When you met someone in Times Square "
Someone said someday......
... you will meet he is here again.
"You are inside me and outside."
"You are in me."
Do you know where I am?
The tallest building in America World Trade Center.
In front of me the twin towers
I'll show you later, when you come here.
Son? We can't go there. </ P>
You go home. </ P>
We haven't seen you for a long time, we miss a lot. </ P>
Let Yarr! close your eyes and look.
You will see me, in front of the Twin Towers
"Only you can fix it."
"Only you can fix it. "
" Only you can fix it. "
Kaka.
Our Kaka
Guddi.
Kaka is gone.
He is gone.
Yes, Kaka is gone.
Kaka is gone.
Kaka is gone p>
- Kaka left - Guddi.
Here, there is the name of our child.
Why is the name of our child to be carved here?
He doesn't hurt anyone.
Our child is only one
Throughout the day call his name...
Kake! Kake! Kake! Yes, Ji? </ P>
He looks like you, kid. </ P>
Height..., Strapping, handsome. </ P>
He left...
Uncle.
So, here we are only collecting things,
Don't want to bother you
p>
I keep telling him: "Guddi? we have to go..."
"... Kake must be annoyed". But he's stupid.
He said: "If Kake has already settled we just left"
We can't see "If we" marry.
But when you see get married like...
... see children we are married. </ P>
If, we make a mistake, then forgive.
No, uncle. we made mistakes.
We don't understand what your attention means.
Uncle? We like fake dog lovers. </ P>
We love animals like... We love humans
When we want to? "Tobby Ayo"
When you don't want to? "Tobby goes"
Tobby's feelings?
What feelings? He's a dog!
As soon as we treat you.
When our wishes are reached?
We throw, you...
We marry for one reason.
We marry for one reason. p>
But you explained the real reason
- We are very sorry. - No kid.
We should understand.
>
That child? like clay.
- Auntie? Please! Please! - What are you saying? </ P>
You will apologize if we are your children? </ P>
Your child will let you apologize?
Aree My heart is touched, son. Wow! Wow! </ P>
Kaka we will say: "Let it be Yarr"
Then it will hug us. </ P>
- The present period - We are strange Indians. </ P>
First treat guests like God. </ P>
Then look for ways get rid of them. </ P>
Why?
- Uncle. - Son-in-law?
- Auntie. - Come on.
Why make a sudden plan?
First, ask for my blessings.
Not suddenly kid.
Once we know...
... that kaka, son-in-law, Kaka and use small, do we need it?
So we come here.
3 months ago we had booked the ticket.
I would massage them and make them strong.
Oh Ji, but I did it to school
I brought it to the park.
- They will play with me - I feed.
Oee? Don't just stand up. </ P>
The complete story will be at home. </ P>
There, take our things. </ P>
So? All good? </ P>
All good, uncle. </ P>
- Son? Listen first. - Yes, uncle
We don't want to burden you. </ P>
We can just search for hotels. </ P>
- Can you Guddi? - Right Ji
We don't want to bother you, my child. </ P>
No! No! Auntie, You are like family, not foreigners
But if you insist want to go to the Hotel? </ P>
Aku juga tak bisa menahan.
Can't resist?
I'll slap you. We are guests, not strangers?
You have the right to hold us back.
Now ask and we see. We stay or not?
Hold it?
Hold it!
- Stay, Uncle? - Stay!
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