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[young boy] ♪ My name is Hutch and there is something in my mind ♪
♪ Baby Jill ♪
♪ You might get this All the time ♪
♪ Cats step into you Spittin & apos; You are tacky lines ♪
♪ So I thought I would put My feeling for you in rhymes ♪
♪ It's very easy for me Because you're fine ♪
♪ See Myspace Or Friendster If you need my doctor ♪
♪ Be my girl and my life for us Will be sweeter than Pepsi ♪
♪ And not a good diet ♪
So what do you think?
[scoffs]
- [woman groaning] - [man] Damn, Kelly, you are very special.
I think you might be the person. [groans]
[both panting]
- Hutch... - Oh!
Mother, private space.
This is my house. Every space is my space.
[Kelly] Do you live with your mother?
- What do I say about them, Becky? - Ah, it's Kelly.
Whatever. What do you know today, Hutch?
Yes, that day you cross the boundary
- by being here while I try to be busy. - No.
Four years ago you passed from campus, and we agreed.
The agreement is that you will have work today or get out of my house.
Ma, I know that, but...
But nothing. You are out of here today.
There are no extensions. There is no reason anymore.
Ma'am, come on. I am a victim here, okay?
- I am a millennial who is too educated who tries only... - Here.
That's so you can rinse that nonsense comes out of your mouth.
Ma!
Done.
Ma!
Mama.
Mama, listen.
Look, I know it's a deadline, okay?
But you have to give me more time.
You don't want your baby boy here in the streets only work there are no mediocre jobs.
I will tell you what I don't want.
Is for my child to continue embarrass me.
Mama, how do I make you shy?
Do you know when you are in fifth grade,
Miss Humphries pulls me aside.
I hope he doesn't breathe you, friend,
Because the mouth is like bastard with teeth.
Stop with a joke!
He said, "Barb, you have good.
He looks, brain, heart."
Whatever happens to the child?
- He became a man, big, you know? - [cellphone vibrates]
Actually,
just been interviewed right now.
I will destroy it.
Pack your shit today, or I'll do it.
Good.
- I didn't play with you, Hutch. - You look beautiful, Mama.
[man] I send a message to you because I have interesting news.
I applied to Maggie last night.
- He said yes! - Congratulations.
You will get married, friend? That gay is very damn.
Okay, Maggie is a woman, so that's how is actually the opposite of gay.
Yes, but you are 26 years old, friend. Why do you want to be tied to one beaver?
Because I fell in love with that woman who was attached to the "beaver".
Dirty. However, I have an announcement too.
I move out of my mother's bed.
- That's amazing. - Yes, because the dirt is getting sad, bro.
And I moved with one of you, so...
Absolutely not.
Come on, man. We always talk about being a roommate.
We said that when we were 13 years old.
I will pay rent. [scoffs]
You just give me a job in one of your companies.
You work continuously, and you can't even work as a personal trainer.
That's because they want me wake up at 8:00-freaking-AM, man.
The rooster doesn't even wake up that damn early.
Hey, when love is heavy, bro.
You become a loser.
Sorry friend. Yourself.
Is that right?
[sucks teeth] Man, all of you finish the sale, guys.
Do you know what? Don't ask Hutch for bullshit. How about that?
What can we do need from you?
- Whatever, friend. I don't need this. - Hey, Hutch, wait.
- We actually need something. - [chuckles]
That's what I thought.
You have roasted buffalo chicken salad and four vodka sodas.
- You owe us $ 38. - [scoffs]
Yes, alright, congratulations... bastard.
Oh! What is this, Ma?
Uh, uh, uh, return it. Return it.
- I need my life back. - Mom, come on.
I can't even have friends here, especially male friends,
with your adult ass in my house.
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- Yes! - What should I do?
That should be your problem, but because you mom knows that you are completely useless,
I have been contacted Your Uncle Mike,
and he now has a job for you.
Bingo! You have a job.
- Oh no. - Give me my key.
Ma, I can't spend all my summer with lots of "before" pictures.
- I will blow up my brain. - Well, you know where my gun is.
- Give me my key. - Ma, come on.
The fat is contagious. I can catch it on the skin.
Now you have six weeks to find out what you will do with your life.
- Lock! - Ma, I have a silly interview today.
Destroy, crush...
Oh, I guess that's why I received a text from your son, Dave said,
"Tell Hutch, he owes him $ 38 for food and drinks at happy hour."
Oh, he's very annoying for that!
- Key. - Come on, Ma!
Key.
Mother
- Ow! - There is no key.
Now, you go on a crush on the fitness camp,
or you will be destroyed homeless shelter.
- You don't even use "destruction" right. - Destroy yourself!
- [sucks teeth] - [door opens, closes]
[Announcer] At Camp Vision, we create a safe environment for your child while emphasizing nutrition and exercise.
They will have fun note pounds flying.
- WELCOME. - Damn my life, friend.
[playing hip-hop]
[humans knock] ♪ I take this path ♪
♪ Options to be made Adios, I'm a ghost ♪
♪ C & ap; est la vie Create a room ♪
♪ Excuse me Don't block my path ♪
♪ Don't just stand there Move ♪
♪ This path I took ♪
♪ Options to be made Adios, I'm a ghost ♪
♪ C & ap; est la vie Create a room ♪
♪ Excuse me Don't block my path ♪
♪ Don't just stand there Move, move ♪
♪ To the maximum I can't I'm relaxed I do 100 ♪
♪ Movement of the stomach I think about summer ♪
♪ Upwards Can't go down Can't slump, can't stop ♪
♪ Will the gun try to get it. Have a point ♪
♪ Want as you want to breathe Indeed ♪
♪ Release them knees Continue ♪
♪ Think it's lacking in desire More needs ♪
♪ More success will come I have to bleed ♪
[rap continues]
♪ Encore, take a bow Will swear to anyone ♪
♪ We will show them how to get to the simplest minimum ♪
♪ Move, move, move ♪
Fuuuuck
Please enter.
Yo, Uncle Mike, what's wrong?
Hey look. First, this is "Big Mike" here.
I can't have people who think this hire nepotism, because it's clear.
This is truly achievement based.
You have zero achievements where to base it, okay?
Believe me, I will say no, but I'm just as desperate as you.
Yes, surprising. Another crisis for big men.
Not enough despair.
I have lodging.
Ouch, man, damn.
Look, I'm sorry.
Your aunt really left me in trouble.
Sorry friend. It must be difficult when your wife leaves you
for other women... that you rent.
Can't see that in his biography.
Look, I can do this job in my sleep, okay?
But I'm not a marketer.
He used to do all websites, and Twitters and such.
Now he's gone, My presence is dirt.
I can't do the work of two people, Hutch. I'm one person.
What about airplanes?
Damn you, I'm one person.
Good.
I don't know. Maybe I should burn this place
and retire from insurance money or something.
Yo, come on, Uncle Mike, chill.
You get a sponsor or someone I can contact help you with all this nonsense that you experience?
Rabbit cage...
I need you to listen to me.
I need big results this summer to attract more campers...
or I will lose this place.
Good. Then you can get a job where you don't have to watch
elephant parade all bad days.
That's a very good way to say thank you.
- For what? - To give you a job, asshole.
In a fat camp? Thank you.
"Fitness camp."
OK, man, "fitness camp."
From what your mother told me, this is your last photo.
Otherwise, you will end in a homeless shelter,
raped by a person named Tobias schizophrenia
Who thought he was a Unicorn and hadn't been showering for months.
What?
Look, the point is...
You have nowhere else to go,
and my camp can really be beneficial from your fitness intelligence.
But I need you to take this job seriously,
Because it's not like your mother, I don't give you 20 opportunities.
My camp, my rules.
My Hell. Thank you.
Hey.
You know, you can learn to love this place, if you let yourself.
Actually, try loving anything other than yourself.
You must be Hutch Daley.
I am Charlie Soto.
Welcome to Camp Vision, California's main fitness camp.
Fat camp.
I am your CIT... your counselor-in-training.
Whoa, no, no, no, no, no. Down bed.
Oh yes, usually counselors take the bottom...
I won't sleep winking if I am worried about your fat ass that destroyed me from above.
Oh oh, oh. You missed orientation.
Um, don't worry. I will fill you up.
Just say where do I have to be what time so I'm not fired.
I don't care about children or they self-esteem or help them
under the layer of their lard, All right?
[chuckles] Humor edgy.
You are like a young Don Donut.
- But I promise you will fall in love with all our men. - There is no homo, man, bad luck.
No, I'm heterosexual. Common Mistakes.
[Big Mike] Welcome, camping,
be healthy, prosperous summer at Camp Vision.
Please tell all of you friends who have fitness challenges about us
so we can get more pay customers...
I mean, so we can change more lives!
This is the best summer day. [sniff]
Just smell the excitement in the air.
I smell trapped folded fat.
Welcome, camping.
I'm Charlie, this is Hutch. And we are here to help you fight your bulge.
Hilton Jeffers amar report for camp, sir!
Welcome back. But what are you doing here?
You look amazing.
Please don't patronize me, Charlie. I'm so dirty.
[humans knock] ♪ Yo, on the East Coast We get the West Coast ♪
Kyle Danson in a frenzy!
Damn, kid, you're fine.
I will go and get your number so I will keep you updated with Carl's progress.
That's Kyle. And no.
♪ Overseas with My bank account ♪
He says that we have one more camper here.
[squeaky tires]
Come on!
I don't need to lose weight. I'm a fricking male!
I will not be shy.
You can all go to hell!
Is that bitch like here?
Because I carry hella rubber.
- What's up, piggies? - [car horn honk]
Beware, kids! This is Lone Pine.
- [groans] - [boys laugh]
- [groans] - Losers!
Hey, Lone Pine, go!
It's okay.
Damn my life.
[laughing, chattering]
OK, gentlemen, let's circle.
Welcome to our first event night reflection.
Hutch, can you put your phone, please?
Why do you dress like that? Have a hot date? [chuckles]
- Can we kiss your finger later? - [boys chuckle]
Hutch and I will go to the staff banquet.
And if I do it the third base of a woman,
I will never share the essence.
Let's go around the room.
Say our name, where we come from,
and why are we here at camp then something fun.
Good. I'm Charlie.
I'm from San Clemente who is bright.
And my favorite band is Nickelback, of course.
And I'm here at camp to help you become healthy.
Uh, I'm Andy, from Santa Barbara.
- My doctor made me come... - There is no gay.
- Hutch, seriously? - The doctor made him come.
It sounds like the MD gives him HJ.
He doesn't do it.
I have a fat trinity: high cholesterol, hypertension, and type 2 bet betes.
Who is next?
OK, I'm Jamar from Riverside.
It was my third summer came here,
and I won't stop until it rips abs, solid delusions and carved calves.
My goal is to be healthy, play high school ball,
being a marine, Then a senator, then the president.
Hey, don't send every photo of dick, okay?
The dirt comes back to haunt you.
I am Kyle, and I am here for one reason:
pussy! [laughs]
A nigga like me is trying to make his cock wet.
Wait, rest.
Retreat!
What did you just say?
I say "a" not "er." One Love.
You say rude nonsense again, you will get one hit.
My bad, bro.
- [sighs] - After all,
instead of being shot down by skinny sluts all summer,
I am boxing again realistic heavyweight.
I can respect that nonsense.
[clears throat]
[grunt]
Um, I'm Marshall from Lake Elsinore,
and I'm a sexy bitch who's here is against my will.
This whole place is nonsense farm to make us thin.
For what?
I mean, look at me. I'm great!
Note.
That only leaves Hutch.
Yo, I'm Hutch. Duh.
From Long Beach. LBC in hizzouse muthafuckin.
Great! Sleeping time.
A good night's sleep is sleep the first step towards weight loss.
Oh yeah,
and you find out you beat-off schedule, okay?
Because it's real scary if we are involved.
Uh, bro.
Kyle, what is the match schedule?
Oh, understand.
Yes, of course.
[classical music, faint]
I told you You have to dress better.
[booing] I didn't waste my sexuality on this whale. You are crazy?
A crazy parade.
Who is that?
He's a KO, right?
Beautiful, and he doesn't even know it.
Yo, what's the name?
Candace.
One day I will work nerves to ask her out.
Most girls the same size won't wear white dresses like that, but he really does it.
I'm sorry, Are your eyes broken, man?
She doesn't use white dress.
Wait, is that your girl nervous to ask? [laughs]
Yes, I can't get it to pay attention to me.
Put a few bacon in your pocket. Motherfucker is crazy.
That girl, friend.
Who is the woman?
Oh, that, uh... is Abby Krupa.
Oh
He is also cute, if you into that kind of thing.
All people into such things.
[Candace] My job won't stop until that sucks that damn soul from me.
- I know. - & apos; Soup, girl?
- Hey! - I am Hutch Daley.
Yes I know. I don't know what we do in our past lives ends on this fat farm,
but you a sight for sick eyes.
OK, everyone.
- [Feedback feedback] - Does this function work?
Complete. There will be a lot of time to socialize, catch up.
Dinner will come soon.
And no one contains peanuts I can't pay another suit.
Right? [laughs]
Want to succeed?
I want to listen to for Big Mike's speech.
- [Big Mike] This... - [pouring liquid]
the most important summer in the history of our camp.
Well, because this camp is pretty almost bankrupt.
Yo, you ever thought that you were hotness
blocking people consider you serious?
With "I want to listen," I mean, "keep quiet."
I dig a woman who knows what she wants.
Okay then.
Shut your mouth so I can listen to my boss's speech.
Alright, so, um, a new incentive policy! Hah?
Counselors who camp are defeated highest cumulative body fat...
got a $ 5,000 bonus!
- [all panting] - Before taxes.
If you have questions, friends, check in with Abby Krupa,
"AK-47" us, and rule queen of weight loss.
He holds a record of 47 lost by a camper.
But, you know, hey, hey. I see some new faces, huh?
Maybe one of them might challenge throne, you never know.
Hell huh. Damn, for five G.
Boy, I will put my finger on these children & apos; own throat, choke them. Bows!
Bulimia, you know, it's not part of the program, but it's great.
Abby, it looks like you have some competition in your hands.
The only downside is the bonus that should be into late summer dance money.
So we will join dance with Camp Lone Pine.
Um, nice to see you.
Um, enjoy dinner. [clears throat]
[counselor groaning]
[murky]
[gasping]
[Abby] Come on. Let's line up.
Are you eating now?
We just had breakfast, man.
- Uh, this is banana, sir. - I know what that is!
[gasping]
Look, the thing is loaded with sugar, friend.
What is one thing you can eat that has zero calories?
The pink cake.
- How will pastry have zero calories? - That means "cooter," vag.
Listen. Focus
You think you guys have, like, I don't know, little baby fat?
Yes? No.
You get adult male fat on your little baby's body.
Your life will suck the dead donkey dick if you don't focus and fix it.
Now, okay?
Kettle bells. Come on. Let's go.
Ladies, kettle bells.
Only 15 pounds. We start slow and learn to like it.
We are still talking about training?
No, no less than from 40, okay?
This is not a bastard Pilates class, okay?
We are building male muscles here. Let's go. Come on.
- [man knocks] ♪ Girl, I want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
- ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
You guys are bad!
- ♪ Can we ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
- ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
[moans]
- ♪ You know you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
- ♪ Stop playing, girls ♪ - ♪ Do ♪
Good work, ladies. Continue. Continue!
Man down! Humans...
Help me.
[keep on rapping]
[snoring] Come on!
♪ D-O I-T D-O I-T ♪
♪ Here's how we do it When we destroy your party ♪
- ♪ I want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
- ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
You are tired, friend? We have only been here for 20 minutes.
What will you do when dancing? Are you trying to get your deviation?
We will not turn any wheel, friend.
This is a dance with with Lone "Peen."
Aw, come on, you will like it.
Only a large part magical summer night.
- No! I'm not dancing. - Why? I'm sure you can dance...
- Oh, is that because I'm black? - Yes
Well, I can't dance.
- Hmm. - Do I tell you to stop sweating?
Why with Lone Pine?
I usually go there. I know what they will do to us.
- What? - They throw us raw pork products.
Then you should run it your pig's ass, man.
Sulking it sucks calorie burners.
- Let's go. Come on! - [clapping]
Come on, lady, come on. Yes you can do it!
- ♪ Don't you want ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
Good work.
- ♪ Let's go ♪ - ♪ Do ♪
- ♪ Should we ♪ - ♪ Do it ♪
♪ Can we ♪
Come on. Yes! You can do it. Come on.
Seven...
[moans]
[groans]
[moaning]
You are all sad, man.
Serious
My grandmother can do it these exercises, man,
and he has died for three years.
Maybe tomorrow we are calm, let their muscles be repaired?
Hell no, Charlie.
Who cares if we lose weight, friend?
I understand, Marshall. I need the money.
Stupid apartments don't pay for themselves.
What money?
Hah. We get a bonus of of a thousand dollars if you lose all that weight at the end of the summer.
I don't think we should be sharing with them...
If I win that thousand, I will give each of you a hundred dollars.
- I listen. - I also listen.
- My man. - Bribe? Man, you suck.
You are right. Alright, so let's review the strategy, okay?
To eat. What are they made of?
- Protein and vegetables. - Thank you.
What do we eat? If we want carbohydrates?
Red rice and sweet potatoes and vagina.
- You are what you eat. - That's disgusting.
- What do we avoid completely? - Listen to you.
- White bread, white rice... - White women?
Ah, I will put it in the moderation category, brother.
Trust me.
Yeah, moderation.
Yes, you felt me, Kyle.
Alright, time pig-in-a-blanket, baby!
Yes! We finally got a cheat treat.
- I am starving! - No. You don't get cheating treats.
Time to sleep. You all pigs. Now enter the fucking blanket!
[groans]
There are no pancakes.
I need the money. Lights out! Go to sleep!
Look, what I'm saying is that it's hard simply whipping these kids into shape.
You can't save it underestimate my authority.
I am responsible here, and that...
Oh my God. Why do you hit me like that, friend?
Can you help me talk to him?
[giggling]
I think you can't help, All right?
Let's get some liquid courage to you.
Whoa. I am a CIT.
I was allowed into the Legion, but I was not allowed to drink.
Oh, the party never ends with you, huh?
I don't think so.
So why are they calling this Legion?
This is the American Legion post.
So it's not just you catching buzz,
but you also support veterans.
Yes, I am nothing if not a patriot.
This place is exactly as I imagine it.
It smells like post-teenage high madness, and summer romance...
And mushrooms and colostomy bags.
Why are there people hanging out here?
Well, because they don't have a card.
Every staff camp inside a 20 mile radius comes here.
I swear to God, if you hit me like that again, I will dirty your pillow.
Help me. Help me. Help me. Help me.
- I will not leave. - Please?
No.
What's wrong, Hutch?
Because you are a beginner, the first round to me.
- Hmm. - Hey, Candace.
- Hey - You look amazing.
Thank you, Charlie.
You are finally mature enough to come to the Legion,
and immediately You can really drink.
Hello beautiful.
I will leave you for anything.
[human] ♪ Fall in love again ♪
♪ Fall And lose a friend ♪
♪ Time ♪
& apos; Soup.
Good work today.
Really nailed it.
So you watch over me, like, all day long.
Can't take care of your eyes from a brother, huh?
Oh, is that your food?
Look, this is all back and forth, things that are hard to come by are cute, Abby,
but I will get you.
And I will make you difficult.
[laughs]
It's like you did this really bad impression of pickup artist.
Have all of these parts you happened?
I'm not in front. [scoffs] Hutch holds one hunnit.
"Duh, Hutch keeps it 100. Yes, you can't take your beautiful eyes from me."
Nobody says beautiful. Your eyes are fine, okay.
Oh, now you ignore me?
Yes, some of us are not yet fully mature.
It's done, okay. Yes, we can talk about maturity while drinking.
- What do you have? - annoying conversation.
I hear beer. Yo, my man.
Yo, excuse me, old man.
Hey! Yo!
Jimbo. Button up. Customers are thirsty.
Yes.
Give me soda vodka and beer.
[sighs]
Vodka soda and beer.
Good.
Jimbo's eyes and ears will.
They are supposed to be Old Yellers, but some people consider them inhuman.
[laughs]
- Douglas Alvarez. - Hutch Daley, friend. I work at Vision.
- You mean "Camp Virgin," where does the boner go dead? - Yes, right.
Damn, they're not all bad.
Ooh, be careful. Those are nuts that are difficult to solve.
- Oh yeah? Are you trying to hit it? - I hit it.
Take him to a nice dinner, then turn the thing out.
Then he haunts me.
That will hurt, but I respect the game too much.
Feel it.
I'm sure there are other good vagina on Vision.
Big girls work harder on the bed. His how they give you rewards for slumming.
- I don't need to worry about that at Lone Pine though. - Do you work at Lone Pine?
Yes sir. Nothing, but cool bro and down hos.
- Come on. I will introduce you. - Ah, well, I have to take this drink to...
Ghost. [sharp gust]
- Feel like blistering? - Oh, my friend.
- Humans! - Easy, Daley.
Except for a few middle-class students jerked, I was a strict vag-eterian.
[laughs]
Fuck circle?
[Big Mike on PA] Good morning, camping, and staff.
The first week is almost over,
and if you will pass it withdrawal of junk food,
remember, it gets better.
What are you doing?
Pinch my skin together like this.
[shutter locked]
- [giggling] - Really?
Is that for Sean?
Um, Eric.
I pocketed me Lone Piner.
He sent me this.
What is that?
[giggle continues]
Rebecca!
I mean, he has a vagina in his armpit,
but other than that He is very hot.
- Mm-hmm. - Maybe I should stay with Sean.
- Do you think he left my league? - No. Absolutely not.
Look, when I am your age, there are these people who do this stupid blow.
I mean, I'm fat, but she's overweight.
The rap name is Big Brotha, which is really stupid, but,
You know, I think it's funny because I like it.
So I took him out. Do you know what he said?
What?
He said he would not date a fat girl.
Don't assume that because you have the same thing weight problems that make you compatible.
What kind of man do you like?
[sighs] The wrong.
Hello, woman.
[woman] ♪ Money, money ♪
♪ I just can't get full ♪
♪ Dollars, dollars I can't get enough ♪
Come on, Becca. You got this.
- ♪ Brother, brother ♪ - Let's do it.
[Rabbit cage] Come on. Let's do it.
♪ Just to buy things That makes you satisfied ♪
Come on, come on, Come on!
Push! Push!
- Come on. Let's go. Let's go! - [Charlie] Come on.
♪ Money, money ♪
♪ It's all about money ♪
[groans]
- [gasping] - ♪ It's all about money ♪
♪ Money, money ♪
- ♪ I just can't get full ♪ - Come on.
Man, Hutch, why do we have to wear a backpack full of sand?
Where are we, Guantanamo?
Seriously, Hutch, this is very lame.
This sucks, Hutch.
Running through the forest is for serial killers and escaping slaves.
- Hey! - Don't take offense, Jamar.
I'm not from them, dick.
Friend! Shut up, stop complaining.
Sweating before weighing is extraordinary.
Man, I will also faint, Damn my pants or both.
Please do both. You don't want to wake up to pants to defecate.
Guys, part of the camp find motivation to do things like this...
- [Hutch] Damn, rattlesnake! - [crackling]
Oh my God. This is a rattlesnake! Everyone, run away!
Come on let's come on!
This is a rattler application. [laughs]
Yes, motivation. You know?
Look, I know you are not bad from a man.
Ooh, "Rattler." Sounds like hook-up application for kindergarten children.
Cursing! I just made my first million, baby. [laughs]
Jamar, let's come here. The first week.
OK, how do we do this week?
Uh...
- Four pounds. That's what we did this week. - Yes!
Ooh!
When I get five G,
I will get the most baller apartment baller-ass, dawg.
It will be like, "Yo, does Bill Gates live there?" "Well, that's Hutch Daley."
- "I should know"... - Can I ask something?
Eight inches, man, strong. # blessed, huh?
You say that I have to "step in my game" to get girls.
- But how do I do it with Candace? - Improve your game, friend.
Get your slang game together, All right?
Also, look, man, You need to lose weight.
Don't have a girl who wants to hug you stomach when she sucks on your penism.
That's too much work, You know what I mean?
Yo, how much weight do we lower? 5%?
7%?
Damn, double digits?
- ♪ I'm a bad bastard I'm a bad bastard ♪ - Really?
Hutch, you idiot, you realize you children get a total of six percent?
What?
What is this wrong with you dickwads?
- You have to be ashamed of yourself. - Hey, no, no.
Hey, don't do that.
Their weight loss is your job. You failed, not them.
OK? I know I can't rely on you.
That is like You are unable to achieve success.
I don't even want to be here, Big Mike.
Then I will tell you what. Don't be here, okay?
Enjoy all your other options in life.
You know, I never will get the bonus,
because you continue gain weight!
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Return to the cabin.
No, actually, run back to the cabin.
Run your fat asses. Run now!
Go!
Everything, inside, please.
Who do you think do you think?
You know how it feels not has control over your weight.
Yes I know. Because I don't have sugar or non-alcoholic carbohydrates in a few years.
Good for you! Good for you.
But these kids aren't there yet.
And they don't come here to get punishment by some bastards hate hating yourself
who should be their support system.
I am their coach, not their fucking whore friend.
I showed them my practice, and I passed it diet, and they still gained weight.
I suck this. I can't even win in a fat camp.
- Fitness camp. - What is this! Who cares?
- Hutch. - What?
Make a sweep.
[clattering]
[bottle clinking]
Move!
This violates their civil rights.
Return from the bus, Rosa.
I got a bonus to get. Yo, I want some recognition now.
Speaking!
I am tea-wrapped in Marshall, and I post it on Instagram.
- What? - ¿Qué te pasa, friend?
- Shut up! - Check your face, friend.
- Speak! - I...
I stole a pair of underwear from girls' clothes & apos; and I like that have "used" them.
What is this wrong with all of you?
Yo, I appreciate-slash-I am very dirty by your honesty.
But that's not what happened I'm talking about, man.
How do you gain weight?
Andy.
Oh yeah, you look guilty.
Yes, you hate authority, huh?
Food smuggling will be extraordinary "Fuck you" to the man, right?
You make me look like a fool out there, friend.
Rabbit cage? Lighten?
No, I have never subsided.
You fucking with my money, kid?
Do you know what they do for niggas on the way when they make love to my money?
Good, I succeed! I carry a butt load snack!
- [Kyle] Little bitch. - All kinds of dirt, friend.
Funyuns, Ding Dongs...
Yes, but we eat everything. So leave us alone, Hutch.
- That's not true! - Show me.
Andy! , bro!
Come on. You can't let Hutch win! She's a jerk!
Come on! Andy, don't!
- Really? - Yo, what is this?
Why don't you tell me? Andy, we are here to be healthy!
Jamar, your condition is good. You are not one of us!
You shout at us once more to "fight the pain,"
- I will give you pain to fight! - I will defeat you!
- Yo, stop that nonsense, man! - Good!
What are you doing with all this?
Damn this makes us feel much better than you.
Yes.
Do you know what? Damn. I won't even confiscate this .
If you want to grow up and become an unworthy person suck the rest of your life, then fine.
Take more of this nonsense. Take it again.
I'm done.
Damn!
Rabbit cage!
[Marshall] Damn, Andy. You suck!
Yo, what are you, friend?
[wailing car alarm]
What are you doing?
I try to leave, but some rich bastards hinder me!
[alarm chirping]
Figures.
What's with a garbage bag?
You have a dirt scale, Big Mike hurts your feelings.
So now you take yours small ball and go home.
Good, you will accumulate too, huh?
Yes, I suck as a counselor, okay?
I don't care, All right?
I got a degree in psychology, man. I can get the job that I want.
Ooh, psychology degree. How can that work, huh?
Sucking my cock.
I'm kidding.
[sighs]
Look, I'm sorry. I am also a psychology major.
That's why I got the first one I can find annoying work.
- Yes? I think you like it here. - This is not my job.
I sell franchise rights to Kwik-E-Marts
and help people make a profit bring nonsense food to the tent.
Oh cool. So do you do to make your conscience easier?
- Oh, you have a psychology degree. - Yes
No, I wrap up my vacation and get sick the next day and help these children.
This is the only part of this year that I can really tolerate.
Yes, alright, Fuck these kids, okay?
What they do is spoil themselves, and they are also lazy and stupid to improve themselves.
Then why are you here? Honestly.
Just like you. Because I ran away from my drug work.
- Oh. - Yes
[chuckles]
You know what it means "honest," right?
I am a fitness monster. Big Mike wants me to enter...
Do you know what? I actually will google "honest" for you.
Dear God, do you want honesty?
Yes, I want honesty.
I live with my mother.
And not even more, because he kicked me out
because I haven't had a job since I graduated from college.
So now I live anywhere.
I live anywhere. My life is in a garbage bag!
Everything I do is successful.
Only I am good on, and I can't even teach it.
Is that honest enough for you?
God, you are a little harder don't like it when you become real.
Right, yes, because of unemployment and living with your mother,
that, oh, that's a panty-soaker there.
No, it really will make you farther than you think.
You will not fail if you will try harder.
I have tried.
The barking and insulting orders don't try.
You need to find out what camping needs.
Yes. Yes, you are right.
I am usually.
Good.
Shut up. Hutch is the dirt.
No, he isn't, Kyle.
Hutch is every nuisance we've met.
Who cares if he leaves?
He doesn't care about us.
- [Kyle] I don't know, maybe you are right. - We are right, Kyle.
He doesn't know how difficult this is.
All right, listen, chub nuts.
Oh, my fucking Christ.
I don't give up. Everyone, take pens and paper.
- We will do something different tonight. - Do you get us beer?
Yes, get hair on your ball first.
- Oh, I have hair on my head. - Yes? Alright, get two.
OK, circle it. Let's do it.
- Hutch, uh... - Well, I understand this.
OK, friend, I want everyone to write
time they eat too much, okay?
Be honest with me, but don't put your name on it.
Oh, and don't write any nonsense like "dinner," or "Thanksgiving."
This is not approved activity.
I'm a bad bastard, Charlie.
My life isn't approved.
Here it is. OK. [clears throat]
"When I like a girl it doesn't like me back."
Yes, I feel that.
S real.
"When I was selected last for a sports class."
That's good, huh.
"When I was not accepted to become..."
[clears throat]
"When I finish hitting."
Well, this is never gone, okay?
Destroy the beans, fill your stomach. That how it works. That is science.
Can't argue with that.
Who hears something that applies to them they don't write?
Raise your hand.
Do you see?
We all have problems.
We have to find out what the problem is and fix it.
If you can't fix it... like a deadly thing...
You only learn to deal with it and forgive yourself.
But you can't eat your way out of your problem.
You only end up being fatter people with the same problem.
Do you hear me?
But, Hutch, what kind of problem do you have?
Damn, man, with a physical like this, you have no problem.
# bodgoals. You find out.
Okay, so, uh, we will start this, okay?
- Me and Charlie will be with you two. - [together] There is no gay.
Ah, you bastard, me. OK.
Jamar, you first. Come on.
So, um,
one of the cards says, "When I am not accepted to be gay."
And I want that person who writes it to know
they can talk to me about it anytime
and that's okay be & apos; mo.
I understand. We all have secrets that we don't want to tell others
Because they might think we are dirty or whatever.
I'm not dirty. I am gay.
Oh
Then why not just come out?
[sighs] I'm out, Hutch.
At home, at school, everywhere.
But once I come here, hear you say "no homo"
and all those gay things, I don't feel safe.
Andy, listen, friend.
See, 99.9 percent of the items are coming out of my mouth
it's nonsense.
The difference between people, men, that's what makes them attractive.
And that makes material a joke too.
So you don't hate gay people?
Hell no, friend. I kicked him a lesbian all the time.
He is like my best friend. I mean, he is a demeaning antisocial woman,
but I don't care if he has beaver breath, friend.
Look, people are the same. Gay, straight, black, white...
Thin, fat?
Be yourself, friend, and I support you.
OK? I will be behind you soon.
There is no homo.
Alright, man.
Like that.
Yes, we talk for hours, man. It's anesthetic.
Like, we are really connected, you know?
My son is easy to connect. They are small pimps.
One of them is macking This Vision Girl, Rebecca.
We call him "Regretta Rebecca."
Huh?
So he isn't really like him then?
Dude, he's fat.
Take it easy in liquor. S right damn your brain chemistry.
Right, yes. I will go urinating, man.
Beer, baby. Let's go.
[pee]
Hutch, here it is.
Yo, come back, man.
I got my damn tool out, man.
We've lived together this summer. I have seen your friends.
Pretty impressive, by the way.
Do you think you made this less awkward? What's wrong with you?
I'm moving at Candace.
What is this dress? What is my hair?
- What is this for the opening sentence? - Dude, keep it. Cursing!
You are not safe, brother. You need confidence.
Come here. Look at this mirror, friend.
You know what I see in this mirror, huh?
The smooth, charming, sexy asshole
who is smarter than most people.
Just need a little rest in life, you know?
Thank you, Hutch. I don't know you feel like that.
Nigga, I'm talking about me.
You are a fat virgin who can't be crazy enough to talk to a fat girl.
- That's you. - Are you trying to increase my confidence?
Look, what I'm saying is that you need to see like you, and feel like me, you know?
I will help you out.
I will go there with you,
talking about you with Candace so you're not nervous.
- You mean like a wingman? - Yes, if this is 2005.
What's wrong with you, Charlie?
Like a friend, man. Like a friend.
Hey, now remember, man, good?
Trust. OK?
He is lucky you hit him. Let's go.
- Hey, Candace! - Oooh.
Please, in the voice.
What's wrong, Hutch? Nice clothes.
Looks like we got the front row seats for weapons shows.
My man Charlie takes it for me, friend.
He has a drug style.
Yes, um, but you also look beautiful, Candace.
- Oh. - But it's not as good as it is.
Hot. But unpretentious.
Like girlfriend material.
- Do you drink, Charlie? - No, I can not.
But I really want to buy you one. Barkeep!
Hello? Barkeep?
I, uh... [cleanse throat] I'll leave.
- Barkeep. - Go away.
There.
Barkeep, beer for mistress, please.
[chuckles] Bar-Bar-Barkeep!
Abby again?
There are no men.
The game spits my man for the first time.
[Douglas] Good luck.
The child coochie exterminator.
Don't worry, it's okay. I will only... I will get it myself.
- Charlie... What... Jesus. - Aaah.
[laughs]
Charlie, it's not like that some self-service bars.
What is this? Jesus... Charlie!
Sorry. Uh, a little awkward.
But this, uh... this drink will help.
[Charlie mumbles]
He does it.
- Oh! - [breath]
- [Charlie] I'm so sorry! - [laughs]
- Smooth. - [Candace] Are you kidding me?
Is this a good time to take you out or a bad time?
Oh!
[panting, sighing]
- [loud voice] - [man groaning]
Man down.
Hell a show, Vision. I'm just sorry I don't have meat to throw away.
Yo, just relax, man. My man just broke the dome.
- No, I'm fine. - Don't say you really like the loser.
They can't all be losers. That is not statistically possible.
They will eat him to death. Is part of that a winning behavior?
You get an ugly face and vape talk about people all day long.
What part is it does it win behavior?
All of that.
And you are a little medium fucking dick hole now.
So it's up to anything, You have to throw it away.
Maybe you are on my ass.
- There is no gay. - There is no gay. No.
You know, I will do it stop saying that nonsense.
Because I sound like an arrogant person judgmental prostitutes like you.
And you are dirty-poor dirt lover with a bloody nose.
- Bloody nose? - [customers gasp]
- Return to your fat camp. - Fitness camp, bastard.
[customer moans]
- Oh my God! - What are you doing, man?
I hate violence,
and pain in my test really reminds me why.
[Douglas] You choose the team is wrong, bitch.
I mean, look at your child. He can't even nuts to kick him into a fat girl.
Yes, he is not experienced,
but he's a better man than you have ever experienced,
- and he can get the girl he wants. - Not like you.
You have to keep rubbing one to Abby all summer.
Beware of chaffing.
I will say the same thing about you, Douglas,
but even your own hands must hate you.
I, Charlie and anyone in my cabin
can beat you a little bitches in anything.
Oh, we will see at a dance when I boys swim in a sea of traps.
In fact, we will outclass, outdance
- and keep more chicks on the dance than you. - Wait...
[customer] Oh.
- [female] What? - What...
[chuckles]
- Oh, this is a bet. - Yes, he is.
Oh We will strengthen it the floor for you.
Yes, I don't know what it means.
- [Girl] Then, loser. - [Abby] I'm sorry.
You bet who is camping will be dealing with more women?
Am I the only one have a problem with this?
[Charlie] Gosh, you should have seen it!
They Lone Piners are making fun of us, but Hutch is stepping up and he's all,
"Well, my child can be better than your son."
And then someone else says, "Yes, I you can get more girls than you can get."
And then Hutch said, "No, my friends can get more chicks than yours."
And everything decreases at the dance party.
- That might be the biggest night of my life. - Hutch!
- Why do you want to do that? - What? I stand for you turds.
By saying we will get the best women at the dance party? Seriously?
Yes! Come on guys. We can do this.
Look, we are all sections in us, guys.
You only have to release it. I can change you all become girls' magnets in a short time.
Actually, I got a three-tier program.
One, teach me pride.
Two, teach all of you some dope-ass pickup lines.
You will be able to to pick anyone up.
Three, spend three weeks teaching you some sick dance movements.
Men, underwear will fly all over the place.
You guys will hit it bastards like fucking...
That's really the worst idea I've heard in my 14 years.
Wait, friend. This idea can be an anesthetic.
See?
Marshall likes it, and he hates me!
Mmm!
Guys, come on. This is a good idea.
You know, to show that we are big People can shake our ass too.
[all] There is no gay.
Yo, alright. We will cut "No homo", okay?
What? Why?
Because I'm a "yes homo."
- [muttering] - What is this?
I'm gay. Continue? I like dudes.
- I am a homosexual. - I know that as soon as you enter.
That explains how you run, you know?
And because that is the problem, you will do it have to work extra hard, man.
Because you think it's difficult get a chick when you're fat?
Damn, you won't be seen for gay dudes.
- Stepi. - Are you cool with this?
We have slept and bathed with this child for weeks.
Kyle, don't be a jerk.
Yes, homosexuals have a large contribution to society.
Like, first computer or fashion week.
I don't live with gay guys.
I mean, if you want, I can help you hate the ass package.
Look, Andy likes dudes.
So you have more pussy. Think about it.
And if I hear you give him more nonsense,
me and you will have problems, do you hear me?
Ooh.
OK. Now, who is going down with this dance plan, huh?
Your child.
Damn my life. Man, I took a punch for you...
Come on friends. Very?
Don't hit me, friend.
[Big Mike] Attention camping and staff.
Week 3 officially ends.
You are halfway there. Don't stop now.
Like my ex-wife.
You know, it's quite ironic we carry out a kitchen attack on a large camp.
- Jackpot. - Oh, shit?
I see...
- One for you. - Thank you.
The trick...
to melt chocolate on marshmallows.
OK. Suck it, Rachael Ray.
They will go up
with your woman competition,
which I am changing my feminist brain dies for so I can process.
Mmm
God, very good. Here.
Damn no thanks. I don't do that nonsense.
That's too much sugar and carbohydrates in one...
It's like six sandwiches. Damn, I don't eat.
- Come on. - The plane you want.
Cookies, sugar, not happen forever, for anyone.
Friends, your body problems make me camp embarrassed. Okay, where did it come from?
And don't make me a google "honest" again.
Oh, Google, okay...
Look, I will tell you something that is only known by Big Mike.
You kill a man?
- Do you have diphallia? - What is that?
Two penis.
[stuttered]
But... I-I don't know.
I can't imagine why you even said that to Big Mike.
- No no. - No? Good.
[clears throat]
Uh, I was fat.
Like the size of a hippopotamus.
I go camping here, and they usually call me Jabba the Hutch.
- [snickers] - Why are you laughing at me?
- That's not funny. - Okay sorry. Forgive me.
That's kind of funny.
My father left, and, um, I started eating my feelings,
and before I realize it, I am 5 & apos; 5, "240.
Well, for what value, I like that man.
Hmm? and good rapper.
How do you know I can rhymes?
♪ Baby girl, you might Get this all the time ♪
♪ Cats step into you Spittin & apos; You are tacky lines ♪
♪ So I thought I would put My feeling for you in rhymes ♪
♪ It's very easy for me "Because you're fine ♪
[Abby] I just found out that song for me. when you're done.
♪ I can make you happy, girl If you let me ♪
♪ Make you feel so good things I know... ♪
[Abby] And then I see you knock to Jill Hendricks.
[keep on rapping]
♪ Be a girl and my life for us Will be sweeter than Pepsi ♪
♪ And not a good diet ♪
So what do you think?
[scoffs]
- I am willing to be Jill's careless seconds. - [grunt]
You still say no.
That's impossible, friend.
A girl who likes me, like, Fupa Flabby or something...
That's my nickname.
Abby Krupa, Flabby Fupa.
Vaginal area over fat?
That's smart, but painful.
Ho-ly shit.
Why don't you say anything?
I almost do it.
But you are like douche
I can't give you satisfaction.
And then, you know, it's poetic to watch you drool at me.
I know. I am a jerk. I see.
So how do you lose the weight?
I promise myself whether I've seen me Daddy again, I'll kick his ass.
So, you know, I have swelling get ready for today
and really like the results very proud of myself that I just...
- Become a colossal douche canoe. - No, no.
[both laugh]
I just don't want to be like that the child again.
[click tongue]
Aha, you have sugar and carbohydrates in your mouth.
- Yes? Oh, yes? - Mm-hmm.
[Hutch] Almost there, boy. Couple more seconds.
- Yes, Charlie. - Alright friends.
We got new training today. This is hip-hop training.
Why does that sound so, really, really, very close to dancing?
Guys, if we will defeat Lone Pine, we must stay together.
- That's the only way that this can work. - We don't do that.
- You should at least try. - Why? I'm not dancing.
- He doesn't even like women. Get your head checked. - Mm-hmm.
We never outscoring Supermodel Camp.
Seriously, you don't even understand.
- You never get fat. - Mm-hmm.
- Yes I have. - [laughs]
- Bitch. - You lie.
Good business, but you can't Bullshit, liar.
- No, that's right. - Prove it.
Yo, alright. I got the idea. Come on.
- What is he doing now? - I do not know.
- [snickers] - [laughs]
Oh my God!
[laughs] It's okay, Hutch! That is you?
- [laughs] - [Jamar] Damn!
- You are fatter than all of us! - Oh-ho-ho!
Those titties though!
- [laughs] - Let me go, friend.
Yes well, I am a fat person.
And now I'm a bastard.
Look, I really hate myself because it's fat, man.
When I'm fit,
I still really hate Fat Hutch dick for anyone who looks like him.
[Marshall] Stop lying, Hutch.
I have seen you become a dick for everyone, fat and thin.
Marshall, stop messing with my moment.
Sorry.
Look, the point is, if I can do it, you can too.
And I know you can kill him at this dance.
Don't be a bastard, All right?
There is a thin line between confidence and arrogance, and I have to see you straddle it.
There is no homo.
Right. Don't do that again.
My fault.
Well, man, when you enter this dance, you have to brag.
It's all about your presence, how you brought yourself.
You must bring yourself with confidence.
A bit of arrogance, pointing someone you know, okay?
Don't point to anyone you don't know. That is very strange.
OK? Let's go.
Kyle, let's see this. Stop grabbing your cock.
What are you fighting for? Let your penick go.
What... You look like you're doing a little mini curtsies. Stop doing that.
Don't point to anyone goes like that.
Take it!
Alright, you two, two steps. Two steps. That punch.
Stop using your whole body! It's a two steps with your feet! Fuck.
How are you bro?
Hey, hey, guys, can I get...
Can I get a burger with that shake?
I like your eyes. I like your mouth hole.
When you see that girl you like, nod to her, huh?
Just a little pride. Get your post like this and just nod to him.
If you can't get your ass land, the girls don't want to be around!
Looks good, all of you. Let's go. Continue.
Return here. Looks good, all of you.
Whip and nae nae, that's a very important dance, okay?
Go, enter the whip. Whip.
Enter your whip. Whip.
This is it. Whip.
Rise. Jump.
Hope you are better with women from you by exercising.
Down. Push-up.
Jump.
Down.
... eighteen, 19...
Fourth week. Yes!
- Kill it! - Yes, that's how you do it, baby!
... twenty five, 26...
Four more! Yes! [laughs]
Appoint someone you know.
Oh, yes, they see that , they see it.
[Kyle] & apos; Soup, boo?
What is your name?
Wait. Say it slowly.
I have never really heard it the voice of an angel before.
[human] ♪ Let's go ♪
♪ In the cloud ♪
♪ It's a better day ♪
- Okay, okay. - ♪ Well, get out ♪
♪ We will celebrate ♪
- Ooh! - Oh-ho-ho!
Ready? Go!
Whip.
See me Nae nae.
- Wrong hand, Marshall. - Whip, whip.
- My badness, my fault. - Nae nae.
Damn girl.
Your name must be Stevia.
Because you are sweet like sugar but without guilt.
[booing]
Hey, how to get them, dawg. That is marijuana.
Yes, it hurts. hiss.
- Oh! - Hey, so now you know what pride is like.
I'm proud from all of you, man!
Look, take that crap to dance, you'll be fine, okay?
I will not listen to the words. [chuckles]
Ooh! Punanny!
Hey you. Go to the party later?
- Small liquor, swimming... - You really don't listen, right?
I try not to, but you keep talking.
Cursing. You know I will show this to the police. You go to prison.
I will be at home with other battered men, and we will only talk about...
- Idiot you. - Verbal abuse too? Dirt.
I took 24 for my father's birthday.
Rabbit cage! Rabbit cage!
- Yes, what's up, Rebecca? - You have a big problem.
Eric just told me that Douglas
will have all of your cabin pants the people in front of everyone at the dance party.
What are you waiting for?
[distorted] They will wear your pants.
[sighs]
Now we are extra chaotic.
[Hutch] Come on, friends. You can't give up that easily.
We just have to find a way to get them back.
They don't get them back after they openly open our pants.
Yo. I know exactly what we need to do.
- [shouting] - That's very stupid, Hutch!
- Stupid! - Something is wrong with you, Hutch!
- I'm triggered! - If you don't stand up for yourself now,
people will trouble you for the rest of your life!
Hey, what if we use it very tight jeans with a very tight belt.
- That can work. - No, Marshall.
Dude, that doesn't matter. They will always be be cool people and we will be a value.
It doesn't have to be like that. That is what I tried to say to you.
- Yo, I definitely didn't go. - I don't.
Yes, as if not enough to suck!
- Yes, even I think it's a bad idea. - Charlie, come on.
- Guys! - No!
Trust me, friend! You will become a legend!
If this is your idea good plan,
then you have to go to camp idiot!
What?
I don't know. That sounds more funny in my head.
- Come on. - [Hutch] Friend!
Come on. Do not give up friend. Cursing.
- [playing music] - [people laughing, chattering]
- [boy] I don't know, man. - [girl laughs]
[laughs]
Applause!
Hi friends.
[laughs]
Drink, Charlie.
Life is only one big disappointment after the others.
These children don't care about us.
You know I can't drink. I am a CIT.
You really are C-U-N-T now. Come on, man.
Failed and learn from it.
Do you know? Spend one day not walking in the sun.
Thank you.
[spit] Agh!
- [coughing] Oh, God. - [laughs]
- Candace here, huh? - Yes, how do you know?
[groans] You can make it your steps, okay?
But you will do it need alcohol.
Because you, my friend, have a baby ball that is very, very, very small.
And this will grow them for the size of a big boy.
Hey, Hutch, I have that cinnamon whiskey you like.
Shot later?
Hey, Candace!
- Hey - Nice sweater.
But you know, adults lose ten percent _ their body heat through their heads,
so if you are cold, you have to wear a hat?
Wow.
You must be very wet right now.
- [laughs] - I will let you two chat
and do ass stuff.
We are all used to drinking when we are CIT.
Don't overdo it.
- [spitting] - Ooh.
Smooth. [chuckles]
Very smooth, very sexy.
[both laugh]
[Hutch] It's beautiful here! Why isn't there anyone in the water?
Well, this depreciation is not suitable for public viewing.
I call it night.
Do you want my towel?
Uh, no.
Don't be stupid Take the towel.
OK. Oh
Depreciation isn't too bad, btdubs.
[groaning]
Damn. Fifteen minutes until breakfast?
Friend! Guys, wake up! Everyone, wake up!
Guys. Guys, wake up.
Wake up. Guys, friends, we must wake up.
This is breakfast, friend. We have to wake up.
Friends...
What is happening here?
Oh, sh... Uh, we might just try to stay warm, man, you know?
Yes? Clothes usually help with that.
Fourteen minutes until breakfast.
I will be fast if you want to make it... friend.
Charlie.
[grunt]
Fuck.
[sighs]
- Charlie! - [horn sounds]
Hey!
Cut it close to breakfast, huh? Need a ride?
- [tires squeal] - Hey, are you okay?
- [groans] - I smell liquor?
Aaah!
Damn!
No!
No. Just go.
Sorry.
Fuuuu!
Damn!
[gags]
Gah, damn it!
Come on, Charlie. What are you doing?
Look, mate, I'm dead lights drunk last night.
I don't even know what happened real, man.
Say something, Charlie. Come on.
You can have whoever you want,
and you still go and make love the only one the girl I've told?
[stutter]
Everyone tells me that you douched like that,
and I say that there is a good person there, but I'm wrong!
You are setting a blank skin.
You are a broken human.
You don't have a heart,
no backbone, no ball.
Okay, I understand, friend.
I understand, you hate me, friend. But come on. Don't leave the camp.
- You like this place. - Oh, seems like I have a choice?
Do you think I want to leave here?
I just got fired, Rabbit cage.
Because I'm drunk.
But at least I'm not a C-U-N-T, right?
Charlie, come on, man.
Uncle Mike, man, you can't fire Charlie.
He spit out to me,
and I smell like frat house sofa.
And I swear it gets everything.
The whole camp looks like giant squid germs.
I understand... [sighs]
I put the drink.
- Excuse me? - Yes, I... He...
He needs confidence to hit Candace,
so I gave him some.
Uncle Mike, man, You say it yourself
that if I allow myself to love this place, I can, and I do, man.
I like it here. I like camping, Charlie, everyone.
And that's all due for your influence.
Oh really? Let me straighten this out.
Because of my influence, you poison your friend,
fuck with a crush, and then he gets fired?
Well, when you put it like that, friend...
Hutch, I tried to build this camp again became famous.
I give you work as help,
and you get one of them my best people get fired?
I don't believe you, friend. What do you know? Get out of my camp.
What? Uncle Mike, come on, man. These children need me.
No, they don't need you. What do you know?
The best thing I can do for these kids...
is to keep them from someone like you.
Uncle Mike, come on, man.
The worst part is now I have to tell your mother
You actually are a bum he thinks.
You can't make it work for one summer, huh?
Get out of my camp.
What's the matter?
Rabbit cage!
- Hey, Hutch! - Hutch!
[Jamar] Back!
[Andy] Will you leave?
- [Jamar] Hutch! - [Andy] What are you doing?
- [Jamar] Dude, where are you going? - [Kyle] Don't go!
[shouting]
Stop him, friend. Bro, come on!
[Kyle] Come on!
[Jamar] Rabbit cage! Man, what are you doing?
- Hutch! Rabbit cage! - Where did you go, Hutch?
Come on! Come on!
- Hutch! - Hutch!
[no dialog can be heard]
- [knock] - Hey, Ma! Ma, this is me! Open!
Ma!
Yo, who are you?
Uh, Fred.
Yo, Ma, who is Fred?
- Fred is my bad friend now. [laughs] - Oh my God.
But he grew up a bit on me, so I thought to increase it to my A-piece.
Mmm, I will be someone's A-piece?
I will vomit on the toilet, then sleep in my own room.
No, no, no, no, no. Hold. Wait, wait, wait.
- What is this brother wearing? - None of your business.
- Uh... - Son, your room no longer exists.
Now my room is red, like Fifty Shades of Gray?
And I don't think you will get good sleep a night on my pleasure swing.
Okay, I will vomit here cement, and I will only sleep in the reading room.
No, you can't do it too.
My child, I can't continue allows you.
The fact that your life is annoying is natural or nurturing,
but whatever that is, this is my fault.
Ma.
Come on. I am your son.
If I don't push your ass the cliff, you will never fly.
Bye
Um... [clears throat] Nice to meet you.
Nigga, you didn't meet me, friend!
Stop jumping your little man.
what the fuck I should do Ma, huh?
Blowing some foreigners on bus station for money met?
At least you will generate income!
Oh, that's disgusting, Ma. That is a joke, man. Fuck.
- Thank you. - Mm-hmm.
Okay, Hutch. We have some rules here.
Don't touch my liquor. There is absolutely no pot.
I don't cook for you, I'm not clean for you,
and you know the sentence "Make yourself at home"?
Don't.
Ooh, burn. [laughs]
- Good? Love you. - You understand, baby. Love you.
- Love you. - Love you.
- I love you too, Maggie. - Aw. Damn.
- Good. - [laughs]
Yo, never tell him this, friend,
but I like it, friend.
- He's very tough. - Sometimes it's too difficult.
So what's next, friend?
I might stop, call it night.
- [laughs] - Dude, he talks about life.
This is an important moment, Hutch.
I mean, you can decide to be a good human...
Or nigga bummer.
Come on, man. Dave is right.
You are talented, you are smart, you are funny.
I hate to say it, but you are interesting.
You have all the tools, bro. You must use them.
Look, I know I'm not saying this is enough, but, uh,
I really love you, to have my back.
Enough? You never say that, in your entire life, to anyone.
And I can't believe you didn't do it say "no homo" afterwards.
- Right. - Babe.
Ah, you better go take that, bruh.
[chuckles] "Baby."
- I will handle this. Whoa. - Oh come on, man.
Yo, Winnie, uh...
[clears throat] You ever thought I was there a dick to you because you are a lesbian?
What? No, I think you become a dick to me because you are a dick.
- Hmm. Correct. - And because I'm a woman
which makes more money than you, I have a job that is better than you,
I get more chicks from you, and I don't live with my mother.
I got it! Cursing! How long is the list?
I mean, long. Damn, you ask.
You are right. Touché.
Cursing.
Uh... [sighs]
Yo, I will try to be less than dick, okay?
Think about it good start, bruh.
I really tried this time.
Meanwhile, take a break, friend.
Try to keep this place clean, okay? I'm here for you, friend.
& apos; Appreciate yes.
Hi. I'm Charlie Soto.
- I was told I could find Hutch here. - Why are you so happy, bro?
- Mm-mmm. - He is there.
Charlie. Man, I'm very... [grunt]
You told Big Mike that you spiked my drink?
- Yes - It takes the backbone.
And hearts and balls.
And Candace told me what really happened...
that you basically fainted and you couldn't even wake up to have sex.
He said... Oh, I can get it.
- Damn, I'm awake now. - That means you don't have sex with him.
- You must be happy that you did not betray me. - No, I understand.
I don't betray you, but I schlong, it works. Overtime.
That damn employee is months, only on the frame.
The point is, make love with Candace.
He will have sex with my best friend.
And you help me learn that I deserve to get better than that.
Yes, right, friend.
But you also help me learn that
we have to do it Lone Pine's plan.
We must end these children's summer hard.
Mmm...
- What? - None & apos;
These kids still haven't dropped with this exciting thing.
I want you to go back and convince them.
If they don't do this, they will do it regret it for the rest of their lives.
What are you saying?
- Hell yeah, man. Come on. Lets do it. Yes. - Yes!
It will feel very good not to do it lie down and take it for once.
- Okay, continue and say. - There is no gay, friend. Cursing!
- I'm sorry. - You killed me with that nonsense.
- That's very bad. Forgive me. - I have to take my bag.
- Okay, take them, take them. - All my garbage bags.
Okay, my mother has the car is on, so hurry up.
[chatting]
- What's wrong, Big Mike? - Little Timmy. That is my man.
[laughs]
- Good. Big. - Yes
Why do you dress like Unabomber again?
Because I'm trying not to be spotted by Big Mike, man.
I am a Negro-incog. Cold.
[exhale, chuckle nervously]
- Yo, wait. - Hmm.
[chuckles]
Rabbit cage, what do you do?
This little ass boils is strangling you.
Hey, leave him alone, or I will kick your arrogant little ass,
and I don't work for the camp anymore, So it's the street rule in this bitch.
Hutch, are you crazy?
- He dated Rebecca as a mistake. - No, not me.
I just say that so they will leave me alone. I like Rebecca.
Everyone makes fun of me , but I'm done.
I can choose my own girlfriend. Fuck what other people think.
- Girlfriend? - Um, yes.
What are you saying, Becks?
Abby Abby, come on. Please talk to me.
Sure. Because Candace and things are not enough Jill Hendricks.
If you can fuck me more than a third time, it will be amazing.
- Abby, come on. Wait a minute. - Hey
What is this?
- [sighs] - What are you doing at the dance party?
I have to see my son dance, okay? Be cool.
Oh, I will be very cool when I tell the police that you entered without permission.
Uncle Mike, we are family, friends.
[telephone destroy]
You can take money for a new phone out of my salary.
- [laughs] - He said "salary."
- [Hutch] Come on. - Damn, that's some gangsters.
Respect, go home.
So I like, "Why do I give money to some homeless people?" He will only spend it on alcohol.
- [laughs] - Yes
Man, this must be the cleanest vagina in the world.
- I see the entire douche package used. - [laughs]
I don't think you will make it , because you were fired and all.
- [boy] Ooh. - Only things that are routinely fired
is your mama's chin and is polluting, kid!
Ooh!
Want to throw again, Daley?
anytime, bitch.
But now my children get some business to pay attention to.
Well, hopefully the dopest brooch wins.
Oh, they will do it.
[Marshall] We will.
[speaker: drama hip-hop]
[man] ♪ At the end night you will go home, girl ♪
♪ Talk all that ♪
♪ As I glide in it Talking kids, yeah ♪
♪ Worry about some rules That doesn't matter ♪
♪ Don't make me flattered, honey You know I know that ♪
- Hey! - [laughs]
[laughs]
[no dialog can be heard]
[panting, giggling]
- [breath] - [Douglas] Loser! [laughs]
[boy] Dope, Eddie!
[Laughter continues]
- Alright, now. - [man] ♪ Oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - [laughs]
♪ D-D-Does your mama know You dance like that? ♪
- [laughs] - Yes!
♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
- ♪ Hey now ♪ - ♪ Does your mother know you dance like that? ♪
- ♪ What's wrong? ♪ - ♪ Hey ♪
♪ Put your hands in the air Now jump, jump ♪
♪ Come here Have fun, fun ♪
♪ Now do your dance Don't be shy ♪
♪ Go to work like 9 to 5 ♪
♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Come here Have fun, fun ♪
♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪
♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
[Mocking] Hey, guys, are you worried about getting a prostitute with that thing?
You get motherfucking third leg, bro.
♪ Oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪
♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪
♪ Let's go ♪
♪ T-T-Turn on the bass ♪
- ♪ Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh ♪ - [Candace] Whoo!
♪ Does your mother know that you are dancing like that? ♪
Oh yeah.
[woman] I love you, Kyle!
[female 2] Yes! [laughs]
- What's wrong? I am Andy. - What is wrong?
You destroy the heart of my son, I will step on your skull.
[Kyle] Continue.
[song continues]
[giggling]
- Oh! - Come on!
Wake up! Come on! Come on! Yes!
Wake up, everyone! Yes!
Come on!
Whoo!
Jump! Jump!
Jump! Come on!
[song ends]
[cheering]
Yes!
Mm-hmm.
[girl] Yes! Whoo-hoo!
Yes, boy. [laughs]
That's how you do it, man. That's how you do it!
- [laughs] - Dude, that's amazing!
Very good, bruh. You fool.
Proud of you, man.
- [Hutch] They don't see it coming. - [Marshall] No.
[Big Mike on PA] Attention, camping.
[clears throat] Although this is maybe the last summer of Camp Vision,
this is very good.
[break sound] I don't cry.
[click]
Yo, Hutch, Abby.
So, uh, when you leave, you the kids have their final scales.
And they... lose more fat than other cabins.
Yes. [chuckles]
I don't know what to say. I think dance practice paid off, man.
- Thank you, Uncle Mike. - Unfortunately, because you were technically fired at that time,
I can't give you money.
Rules, bro.
So, Abby, $ 5,000 yours.
Hey, come on. I think you will be happier.
I'm not right first runner-up.
What if there is a way I can do it you are happy. You too, Uncle Mike.
Just need a little ... face.
What do you advance?
- Oh yeah. - I don't like that face.
[Hutch] And with your investment, we will create a new program.
Abby and I both have psychology degrees, and Big Mike has been in the business for more than 20 years.
Adds psychological components of counseling
to focus Camp Vision diet and exercise
will help us reach their roots from overeating.
I will help men camp and...
My role will be to adjust the program
for young women who tend to to have more intense
but the body is very typical problems during adolescence.
[Hutch] And the program will last for a year,
but we will visit them in their home
to make sure maintain their practice
and train our staff to connect with their hearts and minds
and not just their stomach and breast bitch.
- Breast bitch? - Does he say "breast bitch"?
Listen, this is not just about forming these children.
It's about connecting with their lives.
I really love these children.
- Thank you. - [man] Thank you. Thank you.
- Sorry about bitch breasts. - No. Okay.
[Hutch chuckles] I see.
Okay, okay, thank you for the call.
What do they say?
Eh, they said they liked the proposal,
but if we want the job, we will do it must give a lot of careless punch work.
I'm serious, asshole.
- They say, "Welcome." - Ah! [laughs]
I'm very proud of you.
Cursing. I have never had anyone say that to me before.
- We have to celebrate. - We do.
You are right. I understand dope dinner place, right?
Actually I have a different idea.
Oh, this can also have dinner.
[drama funk]
[Big Mike] Fat Camp ends, all of you.
I don't need to lose weight. I am a male.
[Big Mike] Yes.
Big Mike will come.
Hilton Jeffers amar report for camp, sir!
[Big Mike] That's right, fat. Yes.
[Big Mike grunts]
There is no homo.
Right. I don't do it anymore.
[Big Mike] Is that good for you... like that for me?
Right, fat. We will get your skin.
[grunt] Super fat now.
Uh huh. [grunt]
I will get you. I will make you difficult.
Uh! Camp Fat, all of you.
Get your boogie.
Come on now.
We will go all year.
Ha!
We will go all year long!
Has this ever happened to you?
[stutter]
Ha!
[shutter click]
Hmm!
- [laughs] Take three. Marker. - Ha!
Oh! Still nailing it! Whoo! Can't stop!
- Mmm! - I go out!
Yes, I succeeded! Whoo!
Whoo... Oh, wait.
Move your hands down and get the ass, there.
Uh
I have my own ass to achieve.
All our people have that secret we don't want to tell anyone
because we want to feel safe.
Oh wait, no. That is not my sentence.
What do you mean, "No"?
- [laughs] - That's right, fat.
- Hey, I'm trying to save you. - I know.
[chat]
[laughs]
Before I meet you, I...
I have never seen someone The size of Candace, at all.
Oh!
Big Mike, all of you.
And I will keep coming until my stomach is torn,
description and muscles of overweight calves.
- [director] Take it back from... - [laughs]
"Calf muscles that are too heavy."
Thank you, I want to look like a pencil today.
You think bad prison rape.
Try to do your little doo-doo Puss tape-fucked by a man...
[laughs]
[Big Mike] Ow!
- Do it again. Ah! - Good.
[Hutch] What is this? [laughs]
- [Big Mike] Do your exercise. - OK.
- Ah! - Do your jumping jack.
- Understand? - [laughs]
Do your push-ups.
Bastard basis.
So... Damn.
Hey.
Mmm!
[man] We are ready.
Have everything will act.
Now here we go.
- [laughs] What... - All right.
I don't play with you, Chris.
I hear it. I heard, Mom, and my name is Hutch.
I mean Hutch. Why do I want fuckin & apos, call you Chris?
[crew laughs]
Because you love me already, women!
Ow!
[Hutch] I like the male version of from you with lighter skin.
No, you are not a man... I am my male version.
- [crew laughs] - Super fat.
Super.
Super fat now.
Uh
That bastard clean me. [laughs]
A-me... I left... I was almost like that.
- Mmm! - Phew.
[laughs]
- [laughs] - Ow!
Mmm!
Get your boogie.
Get your groove.
Someday now.
Twice now.
Three times now.
Don't hurt yourself now.
& apos; Bout to get skinny.
Yes, what's the noise?
We move.
Uh Yes.
[giggles]
- [laughs] - [woman] Oh my God, that's amazing!
- [fart sound] - [laughs]
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