Drone buster.
Ah, there you are.
Shh. Shh.
Did you get that shit?
In Technicolor.
For Instagram.
Off the network.
Come on.
I got a little ruffle in my penis.
Shit makes me hard.
Where are the Americans?
We're not Americans.
Lower your weapons. We're not Americans.
Shit!
Dead.
Come on.
Get yourself right here.
Come on!
Hold still!
Fucking ass! Come on.
Come on this way, Seb.
Here is to America with you.
I'll come back for you.
Fuck, yes.
Did that get you?
- It got me. - It got me so good,
- wow. - Wow!
Hm. Thank you.
I got misty eye, did you?
A little.
- A little. - That's unusual for Adi, he doesn't emote.
- Not at all. - Incredible.
- Really. - Wow.
So this is an accurate recreation
of Devlin's ordeal.
All of this happened more or less?
To the best of my knowledge, yeah.
I like him. I'm sold. I'm in.
Look at that face, I mean, he's just... haunting.
Audiences are gonna love him. They're gonna wanna hug him.
They're gonna wanna take him home.
I mean, he bleeds red, white and blue.
He really does. This is someone we're gonna be rooting for.
He's like a young Hugh Laurie, kinda...
- Hugh Laurie. - Red, white and blue.
- Hugh Laurie, right? - Right.
- From Blackadder. Yeah.
Actually most people know him from House, so...
- Yeah, it's more like... House. - House?
- Yeah. Yeah. - The House?
- Do you want to talk about the girl? - What girl?
What did you think about the girl?
- I know a lot of girls. - The Finnish girl.
She's super hot. Yeah, smoking hot.
I like her.
I love her.
She's beautiful. She's sweet...
What happened to the real girl?
That actress is so hot, I wish we could use some more of her actually.
What happened to the real girl?
Hey, man, do you actually have her number?
Give me her number real quick.
What happened to the real girl?
- Wow. - So she's dead?
- That's some heavy shit. - Yikes!
Don't answer.
Send him in.
And you're 100% sure you wanna do this?
Early retirement and a severance package, mm?
Yeah, I'm sure.
And you understand that once the show airs...
You can never go back.
- You'll have a complete new identity. - Right.
A new profession, a new home,
and a plastic surgeon is going to change your face.
- This thing? - Yeah.
All righty then.
Wow.
I'll have to say that, you know, we were very surprised
about your interest in the program.
So?
Why'd I get the application?
Well...
- Well, it went out to... - Certain operatives.
With certain criteria.
Operatives without families.
No wives, no brothers...
No sisters...
Parents diseased. Yeah, that's me.
Like you said, "Whole new identity."
So...
Where do I sign?
Thomas, I'm from All Eyes Always.
Sorry that Syd is gone for the day,
but we thought you might like to look at this.
Amanda Artemova?
- Oh, yeah. Hi. - Hi.
Yes, that's me.
- So nice to meet you. - So nice to meet you.
- Yeah. - Welcome.
- Thank you. - Right this way.
I really love your outfit.
Oh, thank you.
- I love this whole get up. - Thank you.
- Amanda Artemova, pleasure, I am Sam. - Hello.
I believe you know Adi.
- Blow it up. Blow it up. - Hi.
Boom! There we go.
- There we go. - Okay.
So, before I say anything,
I got to point out how fucking psyched I am...
- Yeah. - ...to have you on board.
- We all are. - Yeah.
I mean...
Oh, how rude of me. Can I get you anything?
- No, no, no. - Are you sure?
I'm okay, yeah.
She goes with the flow, ladies and gentleman.
- I say, I like her already. - Yeah?
The flow has been gone with.
You have a lovely office, mm.
Thank you. Thank you. We, uh,
apologize for the dust. We're remodeling.
Oh, okay.
Listen, Amanda, we're gonna throw a lot of information
at you right now, okay?
If it gets too fast, if there's too much,
you just stop us, we'll go back, we're gonna make sure you understand as we go along.
- You just let us know, okay? - Okay.
- Okay... - Go on.
What we're talking about is nothing short of revolutionary. We think,
it's a global project where you bring in
talent from all over the world,
and the interesting thing is, it's unscripted.
Unscripted?
You're still, you're still Yulia, the Russian.
But not just Yulia.
You're also playing, if I may,
Isabelle from... Oh!
A firebrand French journalist who works for Le Monde
with an appetite for mystery.
Dangerous. Danger.
- Danger. - Danger?
And very sexual.
Oh!
- As you'd expect. - Actually...
Now, each character
will be assigned different tasks as the story of Oz.
Are you with us so far?
Let me, uh...
Let me take a step back,
and just try and get out of here.
Basically what we're saying is that Adi, Elizabeth and myself are going to orchestrate
a handful of events that you and your fellow actors will simply... respond to.
There's gonna be hidden cameras everywhere.
- Yeah. - And so, like,
when you normally have a film or television show,
and there's lights and sounds and, you know, distractions,
- you won't have that here. You'll just be... - No.
No cameras.
- No. - No.
- Well, that you can see. - just the little ones.
Exactly. Exactly.
But you might not know where they are.
- No. - Oh, wow.
And our story choices are going to be response to
what you come up with as your character.
You see, we're saying, you're gonna be driving the story.
- Uh-hm. - I am?
- Wow. - You'll be given
little bits of information,
but you, in many instances, will not have all of the information.
I just want to say, uh... secondarily,
that one of the missions of the show is to get the audience thinking about women leading
- in a slightly different way. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 'Cause you've not your typical white bred American... - Yeah. Absolutely.
...but what you should do,
is we want you to represent women from all over the world.
Strong women, clever women,
intelligent women, right.
- Creative women. - You know, guys...
I would say that, uh, as a, uh,
- as a role model, kind of as a prototype for this character, - Yeah.
uh, for this movement,
prototype of this movement would be Beyonce Knowles.
- Uh... - Beyonce?
Yes. Yes, I love her. Of course.
I'm down, guys.
I'm...
Wow.
Yes. I'm gonna be Beyonce.
Where's my spoon? Where's my spoon? Here we go.
Hi.
Oh, Tommy.
For you.
Oh.
Do you miss this?
Oh!
All grown up, huh?
And you look good.
Come in here.
You know what? We need to get this open, is what we need to do.
- It's not a twist though. - Yeah.
So, uh,
you holding up, okay?
- Sure. Yeah. - Huh?
- You're ready? - I'm ready.
- Really, I am. - You know,
I did everything.
Okay.
I did everything I could to get that girl out with you.
That darling girl.
I know.
She really helped you out.
She did.
Sure did.
So, it goes, but...
I am... really fucking sorry.
So, I take it
you didn't have an opportunity to watch much reality television of you in Siberia.
No.
Mm, well,
I regret to inform you that people still
enjoy reality television.
So, I gathered.
Show no tip for you.
An amalgamation of America's top rated TV hosts.
Now what you need to do is soak these in,
and let it ooze back out with your own stamp on it.
You will be the new face of the American intelligence community
winning back the good graces
of the American people.
We're going to...
send you on missions,
and you're just gonna guide us through your adventure.
You really think folks gonna like me,
root for me going around the world?
Are you fucking kidding me?
We're preempting the Germans,
hackers, whistle blowers.
And we're no the only ones.
England, France, Germany have shows planned,
and it won't be long before China and Russia follow suit.
And then we're gonna be on a full-tilt arms race
to see who can be most transparent
about how secretive they are.
And everybody is just gonna have to learn to be
okay with that shit,
and realize that this is how nations
maintain a stable world.
And the alternative
is that the whole world just fucking nuke itself,
and I don't even think the Middle East wants to do that.
So, rest up good,
and pack your fucking things.
Show time, Devlin.
Rarely does the US government want anyone more than it wanted this man,
the worlds most notorious arms dealer.
...his army insurgent groups, designated terrorist groups,
Millions of dollars worth of weapons...
It has taken the authority three years,
but they finally have their target.
He's known as the merchant of death.
US saw him as a threat because of his ability
to arm terrorists targeting the United States.
...the scene of yesterday's full terrorist bombing...
...co-ordinated attacks in one of the world's...
Three deaths, 176 people treated for injuries...
ran into a busy train station and two hotels and a popular restaurant...
...with a knife in Paris.
...Mumbai, India.
More disturbing report at a Belgium...
This is World War 3.
...devised a full undercover operation to capture him.
We've to take him out.
Okay.
All right, excuse me.
Let's see...
if this puppy works.
- Okay. - Pull all the way up.
No, no, no.
I told you, it's all the way up.
Can you please not touch my stuff?
- I'm just saying. - Can you please not touch...
This is, this is my area.
This is my department, this is my region, all right?
- You handle the... - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Lo... It's hot.
Thank you for helping get rid of him.
Thank the American. It wasn't my idea.
Okay.
Mm.
Do you think you'll ever regret it?
Uh...
It's fine with me.
Oh, God, I love you.
All right. Let's switch this.
Yeah.
Now, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait.
What the...
Aah!
I told you...
Okay.
A toast to the motherlands.
Fuck Lebanon.
Fuck China.
What?
You're never gonna see the reservation
if you don't look through the smokes,
Thanks, Jesus.
Black Jesus.
For amnesty, and reality TV.
I'll tell you what?
I've learned a thing or two... By the way,
what are you doing with the control here?
- Nothing. - Well, I'm just...
Yeah, exactly, nothing. We got to stay eyes in the sky, baby.
No, no, the eyes are fine. My eyes are fine.
Okay, our last night in Casablanca,
what to do?
Aw, what romantic notion.
First eat your food.
Then we fuck again?
Oh, and go dancing.
Yeah, yeah, perfect. Perfect!
Um, I'd like to take one last swim at the beach.
I'd go with my father when I was little and we'd find these conch shells.
You know, that's the only happy memory I have of him.
I'd like to find us one last conch shell, bring with us to India.
Oh, God.
- We're gonna find tons of guns. - Good.
You wanna just storm the place or what?
What should we do? What's your plan?
No, I'm not just gonna storm the place.
You want me to just go in and start a fire and say, "Hey, come smell the smoke"?
Okay. Well, you're the war vet here. I'm just the camera guy.
Yellow or blue, don't hesitate.
Green.
Will you use it?
No, we can't use it. Well...
You got to find a way to use that. That shit is good.
- Well... - I want that.
Who do you think you work for?
I'm gonna...
Just in case someone is eavesdroping.
Operation fine with me, the name...
doesn't go far enough.
What are you talking about?
I'm saying that
you should call it something like, uh,
"Mission to Who Gives a Fuck."
- What? - You know what the CPI is?
Chinese Pussy Investigator?
No.
No, man.
Committee on Public Information.
Woodrow Wilson, 1917.
Movies had not even been invented yet,
and the government was already using it to make propaganda films for the 1st World War.
Following me?
You need to understand that there's a context here, a history.
Hollywood, my friend,
has been in this business a very long time.
What?
The CIA financed George Orwell's Animal Farm.
You get into the kids heads early, and they knew what it was.
Anti Communism, the government paid for it, teachers knew about it.
Was there a public outcry? Of course not.
Just call it a film class, and teach it in public school.
I don't understand what you're saying.
This is what I'm trying to tell you,
the consumers are the new weapon.
Instead of having to...
to get people to kind of, you know, to coerce them,
they want, they want to go there.
All you got to do is give somebody fucking something to watch,
and then, just kind of...
We're on HVT Iskandar Yasin.
He's getting weapons to terrorists and we're gonna find out why.
We can monitor the situation at real-time, and react as necessary.
Yes, sir.
So, who's tip is this on, anyway?
A CO, Greenstreet back at SAD.
Ah...
Bounce around last few months,
LA, Miami,
New Orleans, San Fran...
Ha.
Those are all port towns.
Yes, sir.
I made two, one for me, one for you.
I didn't mean for you to eat both of our sandwiches.
Thought you doubled up.
No, Just... What have we got?
Please.
May I bring you a drink?
Ginger-ale if you have.
I know the good places around here.
Tomorrow we can have a walk,
have some steaks.
Fine. Fine, thank you.
So, your travels have been good?
Fine.
And so,
everything's well with you?
Yes.
Iskandar,
what are you doing?
Bonsoir.
Bye-bye.
This tiny little fuck.
It was the way he said it...
- He got me. - Here's what I can tell you.
In '89
Colin Powell coined "Operation Just Cause,"
when we wanted to re-take the Panama Canal.
The idea being, that if anybody heard about it,
other countries, media, whomever,
they have to refer to our actions as a...
Just Cause,
even if they despise us.
So,
fine with me.
Same idea.
I can't give you many details
at this stage, unfortunately, but suffice to say,
we do have something running.
And it is called, "Operation Fine With Me."
The question is, "How did Iskandar Yasin hear about it?"
So, go all the way to Panama,
see about an MSS line.
Mention this one time.
No further digging we can do from home?
It's a letter, no.
That's why Beijing uses fucking letters.
Could not be a letter. Hm?
Could be a... setup.
Could be anything, or... nothing
Get moving,
find the letter.
And scrub those two Fuck Socks.
There's something else.
You ever hear the name...
Nikos Papalexopoulous?
So, fresh off the boat here at Panama,
and hot at the heels of Nikos Papalexopoulous,
the shipping billionaire fingered by Iskandar Yasin.
You're mapping us, right, Seb?
Yes, sir.
All right, cool.
All right, anyways,
Nikos had apparently been raving about a Chinese conspiracy
to sabotage Panama Canal,
replace it with their own trade route.
Now, most executives in the shipping biz say,
this is a crazy-nonsensical idea
that Nikos is just an excitable, paranoid kind of guy.
But we're following the lead, just in case.
What else is in this file, Tommy?
Well, the file says Mr. Papalexopoulous is a hell of a businessman.
How and why he find himself allegedly in possession of a Beijing cable,
Iskandar Yasin remain very much a mystery.
But, hey, that's what we're here to suss out
Haven't you known, he might want to try it again.
- I'll try. - This time more accurately, more angled.
Just take your foot off the gas pedal.
This is your first time, it's your first bait.
I know, I'm just trying things.
I get it. I get it.
They tell me you jump off the cliff...
No, we don't jump off the cliff.
I'd say, just a suggestion...
- Yeah? - Let's try it again.
- Okay. - You don't have a parachute on, don't jump off the cliff.
I'll grow wings on the way down.
Oh, fine. Grow your wings.
I have in my possession this
classified...
political communique between the Chinese Ministry of State Security and the chairman of
China's leading shipping conglomerate.
The previous owner of this document was Iskandar Yasin.
I have no idea how he obtained it,
- but he, he... - Iskandar?
Yes, he sold it to me illegally,
promising that it would benefit my company's interest in the canal.
This Beijing document.
Details of deal between China and Columbia
to build a high-speed rail link across South America.
For the next step
for the enemies of the west is an all-out direct attack on this canal.
This would sever our artery and,
elevate China to an unrivaled
position of trade dominance!
- Dominance. - Trade dominance.
Dominance, yes.
Dominance.
Who are you?
What are you doing here? How did you find me?
Stop playing games at me.
Games, huh?
Fuck!
Hang on a bit. What do you think about maybe say the tag line?
I mean, that's what we're here to suss out...
- No that's the lead. - Well, what the fuck's a tag line?
Swamp Fox down.
Wait, what?
That's your code name on the show, Swamp Fox.
I would not have agreed.
Did you read the notes?
I've didn't read any of the notes.
Don't you read any of the notes?
I mean, I flipped them through.
Look, don't be a demon, just do it, okay?
- Okay. - All right.
Swamp Fox down.
Some one rode on her, all right.
Yeah.
All right, so what you wanna...
What do you want to do with her, huh?
Black bag.
Let's see what she know about Mr. Papa
Ah, yes. Swamp Fox means business.
Come on.
Upsy daisies.
Who sent you here?
Tell me what you know.
Now, Mr. Papalexopoulous,
while you're at it, what about that...
Get your hand off my face. I'm doing the questions.
All right. Bravo, huh.
Hey, that's a good job now.
I spoke with the producer last week and he gave me
really constructive notes, and directions
to how to play going forward.
Can you take this bag off my head?
Oh.
Right. Sorry.
I need to go to the hotel
to start drinking.
Until the next time...
Till next time, huh?
One in the can.
What the hell was that, man?
So, let me get this straight.
They've got you finishing,
while you actors playing my Yulia
on a god damn French journalist?
What the kind of son of a bitch hair brain bull shit they're trying to pull?
The latest,
has been reported that the US troops have arrived in the vicinity in Panama City.
Authorities say that Columbia's largest rebel group the FARC has...
...as Columbia resumes air strikes after Fox surprise attack.
The president has directed United States forces...
...to execute mission to Panama
to protect the integrity of the Panama Canal...
The latest developments fails to derail
the peace talks between the Columbian government and the...
Under these circumstances
the president decided he must act to prevent further violence.
He's taken...
And boom.
Just like that, we had precedent to come in,
and put the canal right back under our thumb,
like the good old days under Teddy Roosevelt.
Our surveillance videos of Nikos were conveniently leaked to the press
sounding the alarm on China's aggressive intentions on the region.
Add to that two CIA agents being blown half to death
by a flamboyant Columbian terrorist,
and no one at home watching would argue the need
for us to move in to protect global commerce.
We had to give the story runners credit.
They constructed a narrative that had the world dancing like puppets on strings.
Sweet miracle.
Where are we?
Panama, Chief of Station's house.
Gave us the night,
you lucky fucking devils.
It was Jacobo Rios.
Yeah, I know.
We reviewed the footage,
and I'm sorry to say,
we let that two bit, Neanderthal cunt slip right past us
out of Panama, across the border into Columbia.
Thank you.
I usually like a slippery cunt.
You know, uh, I don't know if your medics would approve,
but how would you boys feel about a bloody Mary on the patio?
Don't have to twist my arms backward.
For starters, this whole situation is as fucked up as a football bet
we don't have very long bet from it.
It wasn't an hour...
...after that bomb went off that Panama, I had Washington on the phone
begging us to come in and defend the canal.
And if this waterway gets blitzed,
you hurt Nikos.
So, what's the game plan, Syd?
I want you to hunt down Rios and Yasin,
but retaking of the canal will be handled long-haul diplomatically.
I know it's shit
circumstances were to come back to our team, but whoop, there it is.
Syd, what the hell have we been showing people here anyways?
We are writing,
and directing reality and the world will live in it.
This is no different than what we've been doing.
Eighteen months between
Operation Neptune Spear and Zero Dark Thirty.
All we're doing now
is shortening the window
for the day and the date release.
Syd...
It's ridiculous.
Oh, God.
You know...
I don't think
you boys fully grasp
the paradigm shift we are in.
If China were to experience some
unforeseen technical hiccup,
a catastrophic act of god across that construction site...
Then I suppose that you want us to keep filming, right? Everything.
Absolutely.
Oh, no, no. I'm done with that shit.
It's too bad. You signed a contract.
What are we even doing here, man?
How far are the god damn excavation site?
To what? The high-speed rail?
Yes, the god damn excavation site,
for the god-damn Chinese rail.
I don't know, about 20 clicks.
20 clicks?
They couldn't drop us any closer?
No, man, they wanted the audience to go on a journey, all right? More bonded time.
Pretty nature, all right. So just enjoy it.
Fuck.
They gave us...
Fox tail on your head their idea?
What the fuck do you think?
Oh, no, all right, man, just giving you a hard time.
Oh, knee pads too, huh?
The knee pads they're my choice, okay?
You ever lie on sniper stakeout for 72 hours, Seb?
I didn't think so. You want knee pads.
Yeah, fair enough, Swamp Fox, fair enough.
I'd refer to you on the military matters.
How much shit you reckon they laid out for us to get through, anyways?
Hell, I don't know, if I had to guess,
maybe a sniper or two, it shouldn't be too bad,
they can't kill the lead characters after all.
Stay close, keep a good look out.
Yeah, I got you.
Holy shit.
What the hell is that?
Oh, shit.
Watch that fucking step.
Let's setup camp here for the night.
Hi.
You scared the crap out of me.
I'm sorry, no one answered the door.
Oh.
I didn't know you had such a green thumb.
Oh, it's done.
Get you some tea?
That would be lovely, thank you.
Come on.
So?
Yeah, it has been in the family for generations.
Wow. It's really beautiful.
I try to keep it exactly the way my grandmother loved it.
Oh, it looks like it. Yeah.
So, what's so foot that you didn't call?
Oh, it...
It's not a big deal. I hope.
There's just something we need to discuss about the show.
About your role in it.
Well, get on with it, wet puss.
Uh...
Look, ratings are down, and we think
it's because of your character.
I'm sorry, it's just not a terribly easy thing to say,
and I don't want you to be insulted.
Oh, I've a thick skin.
Get on with it.
All right. Well, bluntly...
We need you to change.
Yeah, the cuddly-old-mentor thing,
it's a bit tired.
We need more conflict for Thomas.
What the fuck you talking about?
It would be more dramatically
interesting for the show if you evolved into
a shady-sinister kind of mentor.
You know, some one with their own agenda who can't be trusted.
But, that's not me.
I'd never do that.
Well, you will, now.
In popular shows, that's what you do.
You change due to some curve ball circumstance.
It's what's best for the show.
Keep down!
My fucking leg!
All right, Syd, I'm gonna go for it.
We'd like to have them start taking
Instagrams of all their kills.
Just tell them that we'll post them in the run-up to the premier
and during the commercial breaks, all right.
Tell them we said, uh...
Good luck, Swamp Fox.
Adi Shankar...
What's the deal with him. Is it Adi or Adi?
Adi, Adi, I don't know.
It's his obsession with Kiss, so, uh, what is...
What's with the star...
You know what? It's Hollywood at its very worst.
That's what it is.
Are you on Tinder right now?
What Tinder?
I'm just saying that you're swiping right on your phone,
I just don't know what you're...
I am fine.
- I'm just saying... - It's between me and you.
You want to get all freaky deaky that's fine,
I'm just saying that I just don't trust social media sites.
Look. Look, I got it all on camera.
Oh, no! Stop it!
Stop it.
- You ought to see it. - Are you blushing, Syd?
- Are you blushing? - What?
Syd, I just got to say it...
You look lovely today.
- You do look lovely. - You do.
You do look lovely.
Going overboard.
No, no, no.
I'm your boss, and your elder,
and you got to respect me.
I can't hear all of that...
- Yes, ma'am. - Okay.
- Respect. - We go back.
- Respect. - Yes, ma'am.
And look who cut loose with that raid
down Bogota? I saw you.
Hey.
- You're like a... - Hey.
- ball of... - Hey!
All love stance.
She didn't dance, but she...
What ever happened to
- I smell something. - Don't fuck with me.
Say, what do we do when we come across Iskandar?
I want you to take that sad nigga,
and blow his brains out.
He's playing both sides against the middle,
I don't like it.
We don't know who's side he's on,
or whether he's independent.
And I really think he's fucking that chick Valeria.
Well, I know, I know he is.
He must've put a shovel in...
Anyways,
I talked to Paul,
- Yeah? - over JSOC
and he wanted to give you a heads up.
There maybe a few of those blue helmeted queens from UN so, look out.
Smurfs?
Got it.
Anything else?
Yes. As per skinny bitch Elizabeth,
but you're not gonna like it.
Please,
try to read the character notes this time.
And, you know...
amp it up
for the fly over strings.
Let's see what we got here.
More banter. You two are a buddy team.
Lay off, Thomas.
You're in a new world, Sebastian. You're who the audience relates to.
Yeah, I'll read them.
Just fucking words.
I got you. No, I got you.
Well, I'll read them.
Sorry, Panama Canal. There's a new girl on the block.
And these amazing story happens in Latin America.
It's not a bird or a plane,
it's a train.
The next great Chinese infrastructure project...
...a really fast, really expensive train.
...as Trans Continental Railroad connecting the Pacific and...
China announced the deal Thursday
to build a 12.7 billion dollars high-speed railway...
Panama Canal could be soon facing competition as we mentioned earlier...
...to establish
a more visible footprint for China in the region.
It's going to boost trade, transportation, communication, people...
Latin America is traditionally within the US spearhead,
Will China's investment change the dynamics of US and Latin American relation?
Therein lies the problem for the United States.
Adi, Elizabeth and myself are going to...
You will be the new face of American Intelligence...
- ...handful of events... - It's show time.
We're on HVT Iskandar Yasin.
I just lost an MSS Communique.
political communique between the Chinese Ministry of State Security
The thief will be in Panama tomorrow.
Trade dominance.
Hunt down Rios and Yasin.
- Bonsoir. - Cripple that railway.
Up ahead.
Approaching the railway.
China's about to break grounds on these high-speed rails.
Reds using highly sought after proprietary tech on this thing.
One of our objectives, nab that tech.
So we can see if there's cost effective way to apply to our own domestic infrastructure.
There's going to be a vintage brain drain decapitation head strike.
Tactically operative blow up assignment
when folks start working for the wrong team.
Now, if these froggies were Jerry's,
we might be able to turn them with a little coercion,
but, uh, industrial Chinamen...
they are horse of a different color.
Can't be turned. Got to be put down.
Say, assets here.
Okay. So, any words
for those who might be frightened about what you're about to do?
Yeah.
We're on a damn street fight.
We aim to be the best at it.
You think isolation isn't works?
Read the damn history book.
Go ahead. Take your time.
Oh, my God.
Two clicks off.
Let me show you some more paper work inside.
In the cross hair. Baby, tell me when.
I should have brought champagne.
After the inspection.
Oh! Of course...
Okay, to it.
We're not Americans. Lower your weapons.
We're not Americans.
Shit!
Come on!
Oh, my God, here they come. Here they come.
Start clapping.
Movie stars, you two. Movie stars.
Morning, all.
Kills go down all the time,
but the way those kills went down,
we are literally gonna have
viewers waving flags all over the streets.
Land mine GIFs are already trending hard.
- Mm-mm. - Already.
Great to hear. Like a... proud papa.
We was gonna say, "I'm done."
What?
I'm out.
- What? - I'm out.
- Done. - Excuse me, would you mind...
pulling the condom off your tongue and repeating?
Let me guess, Syd,
next thing you want me to do is go down Casablanca,
and kill Iskandar Yasin.
Is that right?
Fuck that, okay. You can find someone else.
Swamp Fox,
if it helps you think about your characters motivation in movie terms,
you're like the blob.
The movie The Blob, you remember?
You're an amorphous killer that is constantly adapting to your environment.
Uh, who the fuck is this guy?
Thomas, we need to re-focus big picture.
The Panama Canal is back under our stewardship
to the tune of a trillion new tax dollars per year.
- Wow. - That's because of you.
Like I said, I'm out.
You all gonna have to come up with a whole batch of new wonderful lies.
- Look, guys. - What!
Look. Hey, look, Thomas is done.
- Did he smoke? - All right?
You want Iskandar Yasin, I'll go get him my damn self.
Hey, Sebastian.
Could you do me and everyone else here a favor and shut the fuck up. All right?
You are the sidekick. You are...
Adi, be cool.
Tommy, I think you need to see something that might change your mind.
Play it again, Sam.
Ow.
♪ Everybody needs To have somebody ♪
♪ Even if it's only me ♪
♪ So stop your crying Sweet pea ♪
♪ And go down to sleep ♪
♪ I don't know how You got here ♪
♪ I don't know if you care ♪
Journalist.
I want to party!
Wait. Wait.
Okay.
Okay. Okay, okay.
Okay.
Alfonso.
Citizens of the west must know that our fight is not with them.
Our fight is with their corrupt rule.
These techniques that we are using are our only option.
Your countries love under dogs.
So, support us to aid your pest slaves from the global elite,
'cause you are all slaves!
Yes, now, put her.
We're not Americans.
Art life.
Art.
Life.
Art life.
Hm?
Art life.
Hm.
Art life.
Wow.
I have no idea what he said, but, uh...
sounds like he blew a gasket, right, guys?
Amanda's phone went dead,
but the GPS in it didn't.
Thomas, she is in Casablanca.
You're not gonna let her die like the rest of them, are you?
I'm going to save her.
Great.
So fuck you all.
Is this your?
Fuck you all, I'm going to get her!
- Fuck you all! - Tom.
What time's our flight?
Thirty minutes.
Now, listen. on...
Uh, excuse me. Do you need a tissue?
I'm going to save her.
Uh-hm.
Fuck you, man! Fuck you and your red book.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- Cut this... - This is very intense for you.
- What time's our flight? - Thirty minutes.
I'll fucking cut you!
Chill. Relax.
Shit I've been through, fucking Seb, fuck that!
Relax. Forget that guy, all right?
- What time's our flight? - Thirty minutes.
Now, listen,
on this Op, we'd like you to take a few pages out of the Castro playbook...
Oh! Castro playbook.
Jesus Christ. Wants us to use the Castro playbook.
- Not the Castro playbook? - Take out the pages of the Castro playbook.
I don't know, I have some reservations
about the Castro playbook.
- You got reservations, - Castro playbook.
- I got reservations. - Well, I then reservations about the Castro playbook,
because it is the Castro playbook.
What the fuck of the playbook? Get your asses out of here.
I'm taking this.
I'll take one of these.
Fuck you all.
I told you, guys. Let him go.
Seb, got you a cold one.
Got you a cold one.
We're going to Casablanca, my friend.
Good evening, ladies and gentleman, here we go.
One last time into the bridge.
Now, for those of you at home wondering that
the Castro playbook is a dossier,
it consists of several hundred methods
with which the CIA attempted to assassinate Fidel Castro.
Yeah, shout it out Sebi Sebster.
Shout it out.
Exploding cigars, poisoned pens,
honey pots,
lacing his radio studio with LSD,
a diseased scuba suit along with booby trapped shells
as Fidel was an avid diver.
But you know what?
That's all real stuff, okay.
So if you think all of this is silly,
think again.
This... This is bull shit.
This is bull shit! Bull shit!
Oh. You must focus and prepare.
You were too smart for them.
No, no.
They were the smart one.
I just got lucky.
But, it was a great plan though, I admit.
- They got back the Panama Canal, - Uh-hm.
and if, if any body has something to say about it, they will say,
"Huh? It's fine with me."
Hmm.
Race you to the beach?
They had been signed onto the show
and given a storyline to fulfill just like Swamp Fox and me.
Only instead of being cast from inside the agency,
they were cast to one amnesty program
setup by the show runners.
Fugitives and refugees
who have been captured and were given a choice.
Play the villains in our reality show,
or face a lifetime in black site prisons.
If they survived the show, it was a path to freedom,
in the witness protection program.
It made us sad.
But Swamp Fox and me had no choice
but to play our role as well.
That's ridiculous.
Yulia?
She alive?
- All right. - She alive?
Hold her down.
All right, she ain't shot.
You're okay, hang in there.
Hang in there. We've got you. Oh, boy!
She, she ain't shot.
- Oh, thank God. - She ain't shot.
Got some sort of...
Oh, no.
What the fuck is this shit?
What is that? What is it?
Peruvian flake.
One hundred percent probably. Come on.
Damn.
Look at the detail of this tower, huh.
It's like fucking Aladdin was...
up 24-36 hours straight on QBC or something.
He's got security alarm system.
Oh, Iskandar got a couple of things on the calender.
Couple of dates he ain't gonna make.
You hear that resonance?
Jackpot, baby.
The refrigerator. Here we go.
Keys to the Tesla.
- Tesla? - Tesla.
Can you tambo, man?
Are you feeling sad, Tommy?
Are you having trouble?
Are you sad to loose your friend and that stupid girl?
Are you even sure of what's real,
or what's not real?
It doesn't matter, Tommy.
Everyone is acting all the time.
Everyone is filming all the time.
It doesn't matter anymore.
You see that right?
When things happened, when things didn't happen.
What happened or didn't happen,
all things happen at once.
Don't they, Tommy?
Does this trouble you, Tommy?
What came first? What was re-written?
What was news? What was entertainment?
It doesn't matter anymore, does it, Tommy?
You see that now.
I can see that you see that now.
Are you ready to have your face taken off with a scalpel, Tommy?
The surgeon is ready.
Tommy?
Can you hear me?
Hm?
I'm sorry about Sebastian.
And the girl.
And I want you to know that it was not my decision.
Syd.
Entertainment today, huh?
Really makes me miss Jimmy Stewart.
Bye, my friend.
Excellent work, guys.
I think we have everything we need.
- I agree. - We killed off all the foreigners. Thank you.
Killed the best friend.
Gave the female audience a...
a couple of implausible, yet charming, although ultimately
star-crossed and doomed romances,
plus...
Corruption at the highest level.
I mean, we should be able to edit this into a bring-up first season
of all-American television.
Not to mention, seeding
the mysterious evil weirdo to become, maybe,
the next season's villain.
I'll take that.
Who is that guy?
That man is...
family man.
That man is a philanthropist. And more importantly,
that man is a friend. A dear friend.
Anyways, his footage is over there.
Over here...
I got dead Sebastian.
- In the box? - In the box.
All the footage,
all the footage of Sebastian is in this box.
Now, I'm gonna take this box
to my editors for season one.
Excited to see it.
You know what else? Park? Done.
Panama Canal? Back in our control.
China? Bent over barrel, and anally raped.
Fucking, Grand Slam, guys.
Grand fucking Slam.
It's a triple.
Yeah. It's definitely a triple.
- Triple? - American baseball's a triple.
Four is a grand slam.
- Well, three is a triple. - What?
It's not cricket.
- Hey, why is he bringing cricket into this? - Okay, guys...
From the sub-continent, cricket is the dominant game down there.
Here we play baseball.
Baseball, three is a triple. That's all I am saying. Nothing of it.
Okay, guys, we actually have Amanda down in the waiting room,
and I need to know what I'm dealing with.
How much LSD did Iskandar inject her with?
Like... You mean, like, in terms of dollar amount?
I don't even... I don't know how much
LSD costs, but, sure.
Was a lot. Was a lot.
I mean, I would say,
I mean, she can't walk, but she's not going to die.
I wouldn't bet.
Shows over, kiddo.
Got you going away present in your pocket.
Send her in, please.
This is gonna be awesome.
Amanda, darling. Are you all right?
Uh, why don't you get her a chair there.
Darling, Sam here is going to take you to the airport.
I have to tell you, you have done an incredible job,
and there is someone we'd like you to meet.
A really big time producer.
Even bigger than Adi.
Blows me out of the water.
You are gonna be a huge star, honey.
Massive.
This is your moment.
Drone buster.