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for Injunctive Relief. "
That's very fun. Well.
Excuse me gentlemen. I will be right back.
Very funny. "Injunctive Relief."
It tickles my bone.
How are you, Nick?
Very sad, bro?
Well.
Old women killed like that.
Nick, he has cancer.
That's what they want you to think
Grandma has cancer for 10 years.
All too easy, Jason.
No, not at all.
We will never know the truth
We really know the truth
Grandma has cancer for 10 years
You won't die just because of cancer, Jason!
This is a conspiracy!
Like the 9/11 attack!
my God!
Just as you know, grandma isn't here
My grandmother disappeared and she was kidnapped from us
and we have to find out who the culprit is! Nick! Nick!
Stop it!
These are Rockport Shoes!
Damn! I just bought it
Calm down ..
I will meet grandma at the intersection.
What are you doing? Are you kidding? Now?
Hey, be aware!
My father and my fiance
standing right next to us.
Beyonce is here? No.
Your father and Beyonce fiancee Your father received Beyonce?
What? No!
What is Jay-Z here too? No Nick!
Is Blue Ivy here? Nick
I am a minority, I think the child will be very sexy!
What is that?
What are you doing? I just...
Are you drunk now?
No, this is not...
I'm not drunk! This is an electric cigarette.
It's filled with a little marijuana,
but this is still an electric cigarette.
Grow up! What are you doing?
"Adult"? How old are you?
Do you listen to NPR on your Volvo?
You play badminton competitively
face business partners?
No. No.
You have gone to a rented house
with other women
and then play Scattergories after drinking a bottle of white wine?
Jason.
I just refreshed your grandmother's memory.
Nick, Realize! Now!
And keep it that way!
I will not hug you
If I hug you, will you stop acting up!
Feel!
You have just been sprinkled!
You're Drunk Now
Get away from me!
Now we're both drunk in Grandma's funeral!
we are forever bound
Uncle Dave I'm sorry, it's a tough day
Poor grandfather...
Our first reading is from Deuteronomy 30:19.
"Today I call heaven and earth
" as a witness against you... "
"... that I have been established before life and death... "
Hey, honey, I found a tie what you will use
at Sunday meal.
You prefer the color of the coral or salmon?
"... that the race is not for the fastest..."
Just one.
"... and the struggle for the strong."
Honey, what's wrong?
Coral or salmon color?
Well, what do you like?
I like coral.
That's what I want to say too.
OK, very cool. Okay.
Beautiful coral color!
This will be a special day.
"... now choose life,
" so you and your children can live. "
By the way, I came down in Valdosta now.
I opened an animal shop...
= = Not an animal store, like a puppy factory.
Puppy plants...?
You know, designer dogs get a bad reputation,
but they can make a little money.
Really?
It is very difficult to make them marry.
Because of a small dog,
Don't want to marry a big dog,
and big dogs, they don't want to marry small dogs...
So I have to do it manually.
I have to spread it out and shoot it in manually.
So what about you?
I'm a little busy too...
Awesome.
Hey Diane,
how are you doing? Hi, Nick.
Hey, Nick.
I don't understand,
why do you have to drive to Florida
tomorrow only father!
We just attended the funeral.
Your grandmother and I are here
at this time every year.
This is what he wants.
I will drive myself,
unless they take my SIM.
But why should Jason be the only who can deliver you?
He is so busy in the office...
There is a wedding next week,
breakfast and lunch events.
You know all law firms come here.
That's right grandpa. Jason...
We have a lot of things, Meredith and I...
I will handle it.
Please.
What about Nick's cousin? Father?
Why isn't Nick doing it?
We got this Labrador dog in the
store that he is so aroused,
every time I touch the back of his ear,
he spews sperm.
OK. I mean, like spouting something...
Is it your dog?
Nick is not legally permitted
to leave the state of Georgia again.
I've hardly seen this person since high school.
What is the problem with spending time with him?
So spend time with family
suddenly becomes important to you?
Listen, he can come here
tomorrow morning for breakfast.
We can drive to Boca all day,
Maybe playing one or two rounds of golf,
then he will return to Atlanta the next day.
Can't he take a day off for 2 days!
Risks compared to prizes here only...
I don't see it happening.
That's all he wants.
But if you want to get ready for your marriage,
if you are not busy...
I just don't understand why you have to take it.
You aren't even that close.
Well, we were close.
My grandfather and I grew up together.
We used to build
miniature trains every Christmas, so I bring them...
Well, we look like we're cutting it
a little closer here, you know,
with a meal on Friday...
I know.
By the way, I can't find
photos of Martha's vacation in the vineyard
to create a slideshow
I'm just panicking.
That's because they are on my laptop,
where I keep it here.
So I will send it to the wedding planner.
You don't have to worry about everything.
Thank you.
And your father says take 75, because 16 takes forever.
Yeah, I know. He planned everything for me.
And can you take my car, honey?
I need to ride an SUV for that wine.
Grandpa?
Hey! You have arrived
Wait...
Damn!
Grab my ass!
Are you ready to go on the road? I'm really sorry grandfather.
I don't think it's good for you to do that.
So you caught me taking number three.
Not a big problem right?
Number three?
Let us drink.
... No. I will drive, so...
I just finished my training,
and we will go up to 16 to 95.
Dad says we have to take 75 to 95. It's more direct.
Daddy is full of nonsense.
Grandpa, are you sure it will be alright?
By the way, thank you because has done this.
The stupid people in DMV
take my SIM
because of cataracts in my eyes.
But I can still hit
a golf ball, that's for sure!
I made a Tee time for us in Florida for this afternoon.
You can use your grandmother's women's club,
the place is near the front door.
OK.
OK, are you ready?
I think the plan is to have breakfast here?
That's your breakfast.
Now let's go into the giant Labia that you are riding
and get out of here.
Are you sure I have to drive with this, grandfather?
Don't worry, if you spill it,
large tampons that we are now can absorb it.
Just finished an email for work
for Steinhart files...
So you are a lawyer for your father's company, really?
That's right, and so is Meredith.
You know, his father is one His father is one
work partners there, so...
I know, it's like... Well.
There is nothing better.
Because that's all I remember
when high school,
You say how much you want to become a photographer,
around the world. Things like that.
You remember when I got you a ticket ticket
to Time magazine?
Well, I actually want to get into photography, but...
I mean, with a father who is in the Company, pfft,
makes it make sense
to focus on the college curriculum which emphasizes the law school path.
I mean, I like what I do, grandfather.
Being an awesome company lawyer,
I can handle SEC standards...
Is that true?
Well. Well
You handle SEC standards?
LP agreement.
Gosh, I don't know that.
LLC Agreement.
You don't lie to me?
Being a company lawyer, get the highest position.
Do you know what I prefer to do?
What?
I would rather let Queen Latifah get rid of dirt in my mouth
from a hot air balloon.
That's me. I will go to the drinks shop there take more for that creature.
Meet again in the car in 5 minutes.
You who completed the payment, Alan Douche-owitz.
Where do I know that person? He sounds so familiar.
He looks like a Abercrombie ferret.
Well, while J. Crew J'd leave.
Damn! No, you guys, he is... This is so funny.
He is my labarotorium partner
in photography class, in the first year.
Really? Is he a Florida alumni?
Lenore, you really can complete the Trifecta.
Well God, I already have alumni, remember?
I slept with the crying man who was divorced, Tony.
the testicles are large. Correct.
In the porta-potty event. Well.
Behind the truck. Well.
I need a professor.
Wait, I'm sorry. What is Trifecta?
This is what I read
where in my senior year I had to work on a new student,
an alumni, and a professor.
Where did you read that? Inside me.
Where do I write it... Well.
He used to take the most beautiful pictures
without using edits or photoshopp...
I've read your diary.
He is amazing.
Well God, really?
Well. Do you like it?
You don't listen. I will go greet him.
OK? Bitches...
I hope you don't get Tommy Hilfingered.
It's really late, but it's still calculated.
Like all the future of my moon...
Ew. What?
Hi. How are you?
Good. This is the money, you keep the change.
No, no, no. I'm not... You...
OK.
Friends? Friends, listen to me.
What?
Let's go. What's the whore?
Shut up! Go! Oh my God!
Are you all ready?
Well, I just gave my money to another servant, sorry.
There are no other servants.
I'm the only one working here.
Damn! This wreckage doesn't want to turn on!
Hey!
God, he's like a terminator Mitt Romney.
Excuse me!
Sorry, my working hours are actually finished, so... Sorry...
Not possible. What?
I know you.
No.
Well, I know you. You are in a photography class.
You took all the photos of the scene, right?
Shadia.
Well. Shadia.
Gosh, are you Shadia?
Well. Shadia. Shadia.
Jamba!
Gosh!
Shadia. That means singer in Arabic.
Or in ancient Arabia,
"al-munshida alati tunadi lel-mei."
Or, "he called another call for water."
That's really right.
Shadia, this is...
Dr. Richards. I teach history at the University of Georgia.
You are a professor?
Well. Why? Are you looking for some additional reputation?
Jason and I are working on a story in the Middle East.
He is a photographer for Time magazine.
You know, I lost virginity on the night of my pop-pop pop.
My name is Lenore.
"Rare and luminous girl"
"who is an angel named Lenore"
"Said Raven, no longer"
Very diplomatic?
Hey, you know your story.
Are you half Cuban or something?
Actually I'm a professor.
The bottom. OK.
Well, we're heading out. Well.
Nice to meet you. We will go to Daytona Beach this week.
Well God, and we should be there already
three hours ago,
let's go, damn it!
Gosh.
What?
It's okay. You are really gay.
Really? Thank you, Kaptain Gaydar.
Jesus! You know, I'm also a black person, right?
Well, I know. That's funny too.
So maybe you want to mark a little?
Invite some girls with us?
Of course not! Of course not!
Why?
We have
an important Tee time. Of course.
And do you also need to take a nap dolo before playing Mahjong?
No, it's a shuffleboard game. Shuffleboard.
And then dinner faster at 4 o'clock We have an old bet. Who is a better golfer.
Of course I get bigger wooden sticks...
Good. Maybe you can use it to hit your ball
goes right into my vagina.
Gosh! Well, we will enter now.
Jesus! Let's go. That is enough.
Goodbye, Professor. Thank you for lunch.
Greetings!
A good girl. Well.
OK? How do I look?
Like a keynote speaker at the event making love to the buttocks.
What? What?
We have to write in the first hole,
This is an easy par 4.
No, no, no, no. Hey... Enter.
This is against the rules, grandfather.
Fuck the rules. Come on, come in.
Don't call ethical violations in playing golf.
Beeps, beeps, beeps, beeps, beeps!
Hey! Get out of my way, you bastard!
Really? What are you doing?
We have to bring this person to the show having sex with her ass.
What are you doing?
What is all about?
Hey. Now there's a $ 1 million swing!
I'm sorry.
You can be in front of us if you want.
We are not so good.
No, it's a nice swing,
You just don't bend your knees.
I'm a licensed golfer. Do you mind if I show it?
Yes, please.
Maybe a little more bending... Here.
That feels comfortable isn't it?
Hands on my axis... This axis.
Allow me to insert my finger there.
One, two, three...
Well God! Do you see that? Thank you!
How long have you taught golf?
Since I stopped being an astronaut.
It's nice to see some objects the sky around here.
Hey, grandfather, aren't we supposed to be
immediately start playing golf...
What's wrong?
Want to be a sheep and get it for me?
Did he just call you "Grandpa"?
Who, Pepe?
He is mentally disabled. It's very bad too.
He thinks I'm his grandfather.
He usually just sits at home drawing dolphins all day.
We usually let him out according to his will,
but he gets a rape that is so bad so we just...
Understand.
Do you want to refill? Of course.
Of course!
Coming back soon!
I'm sorry about my grandfather.
He... He is not healthy.
My grandmother just died and her funeral was just yesterday.
I'm actually a lawyer, not a mentally handicapped.
I handle many important issues.
SEC standards,
LLC Agreement. LP agreement. That kind of thing.
Well, alright, I think we'll leave soon.
Nice to meet you, Pepe. Happy...
Damn!
What happened?
Why did they leave? What are you doing?
What's wrong? I tell them the truth.
I tell them if I will get married next week,
and you are not healthy because your wife just died.
Are you damn vaginal repellent?
Those women want to go to parties!
Do they want to party? Yes!
Do you hear yourself?
Grandpa, are you kidding now? Grandma...
I'm trying to listen to myself.
Grandma's funeral just yesterday!
Now you want to tease college girls?
Are you aroused?
What's wrong with you? Jason, I want to make love!
Well God...
For the first time in 40 years
I'm single and I want to make love.
I want to make love
until my cock is released.
I want to make love with a horse and drink the blood!
I will spit it out.
I am loyal to your grandmother
every day for 40 years,
even when he is menopose, even when he has cancer.
He is the love story of my life.
I will miss him every day.
But he told me before his death,
"You go back out there again."
I have no intercourse for 15 years, Jason,
and I want to make love, make love, make love, make love, make love!
So this is all about that?
All of these things. You don't want me with you.
You want me to take you to Boca
so I can be your companion?
Well, I really have made a bad decision
because you are nothing but a sex machine.
I don't know you.
You are like the Israeli Iron Dome defense system,
but with a vagina not a missile.
What? You are kind of
Terminator make love
sent from the future to prevent humans from making love.
The robot should send you
not Arnold Schwarzenegger,
You can prevent John Connor's parents from making love
and he will never be born!
Shut up grandpa!
Shut up! What is in your possession?
I remember when you were in high school,
You tear someone's penis
on a soccer field,
talking about traveling the world!
Now you are too forced to work on some documents at a law firm
and the possibility of you urinating while sitting.
Grandpa, I don't know what you think
how this week will run,
but I'm here for 1 reason,
that is taking you to Boca.
Only that.
Good.
Now can I play golf?
Damn Golf. Okay.
Cocky McBlockerson.
What's wrong?
Bam!
Who cleared your tax? HRD romance?
Stop it.
Bam!
Are you still blocking Jenny from making love?
What's up! Is your obsession with my buttocks?
Your vibration is alive.
However you can't enter
because you don't know my code.
It looks like your grandfather remembers your birthday!
What? Give it up!
We will go to Daytona now.
We will not go to Daytona,
because I got the key for the golf cart.
What are you doing?
Hey.
How do you do that?
Come or stay, Jack Dicklaus?
Grandpa? Hurry up, Bubba Twatson.
Grandpa, stop it.
Gary plays with my ball.
Stop this car!
Fred's pair with a big penis gets into your buttocks.
Well God. Grandpa! Stop!
Michelle Wies is my whole face.
Now, this is what I'm talking about.
This is very chaotic.
Calm down, you have to get along occasionally
with the gypsy girl you like.
I don't like it. Yes, you like it.
That's why you don't reject
being a photographer in Time magazine.
You can come out with it,
I can get vaginal sex with Lenore.
If everything works, we can visit
my old army friend, Stinky.
Stinky?
What are they in the bar?
Damn. Shit Shit
What is that? That's Meredith.
Please, I have to answer that.
Tell him to step aside.
Grandpa!
I will only check
testosterone level on your phone.
Grandpa, give my phone now!
As I thought. Very low.
This is Meredith... Damn!
See what you do,
You drop it in the vagina of the car.
Damn, I have to put it on the speaker.
Don't say anything.
I will not say anything.
Fuck!
Hey! Who is it?
Who is not ready. We are in the restaurant. Sorry.
"Who is that?"
What's wrong? Alright...
Well, I really want them
to install our wedding announcement
on the New York Times website
before our breakfast and lunch on Friday,
so I just want you to run your part again.
Well, I don't think now is the right time...
Jason? Can we do this?
"Can we do this now?"
"Jason Richard Kelly, son of..."
"Doctor Smegma Von BoxMunchers."
"David and Brooke,
" is a junior colleague at the Law Firm... "
" Fart Cream Pie and Donkey Blow! "
Okay, who is that?
Nothing. Just a servant
with a bad Latah disease in my opinion...
He just keeps running by shouting strange words,
I don't know why...
Okay, alright, you are on What restaurant?
I can barely hear you now.
We are at Chuck E. Cheese Restaurant...
The unlucky Daytona Beach!
You're a friend!
Are you on Daytona Beach?
Look, we just drove through Daytona beach.
We are on our way to...
Jason!
I don't understand why you are there,
but you should contact from your grandfather's house
if you've arrived there tonight, okay?
Of course, baby.
I love you so much...
Damn! Marriage is difficult.
Did the college girl reply to the message?
Grandpa, what message did you send to them?
I just sent a message to them.
What message did you send to them? "We will meet on the beach."
Well, and I add emoticons
which blinks and tongue comes out.
I'm not kidding, grandfather.
Do you realize that I didn't contact him
from your home in Boca tonight,
I will be screwed, grandfather I will be screwed.
Jesus. Sounds like you're married
with your parole officer.
That's just Meredith. That is the way.
He just feels anxious if he doesn't know where I am.
Don't panic. It's natural.
Well, I know. Couples fight all the time.
But it's different from Meredith.
He takes it to a different level,
and I tell you, if I don't contact him
from your house in Boca, I was messed up.
Well, nobody has time for that.
Well, I know. Clearly.
Where I don't understand
why are we late from schedule.
... sometimes life is like a fart,
and you enter with your own password.
Have you read
from shot glasses and shirts here
and say it like a wisdom?
I talk to you seriously.
Do you realize the stakes are here?
You are very ridiculous.
Smile.
Do you have a cellphone all this time?
What else do I not know about you?
How do you know speaking Arabic?
Daddy never said anything about that.
That's because of your father
don't know much about me.
I was far away with troops during most of my childhood So we have never been so close.
Is that why he doesn't like you?
Does anyone work here?
Okay, everyone is facing the floor!
This is a robbery!
Facing the floor!
Well God, you should see your face!
I just wanted to take lunch and a new horse mask.
I left mine on the beach that day. Whoo!
I thought you would throw water in your pants, little guy.
Armed is really tough.
What's up, friend!
Relax, this is Florida.
All licensed weapons.
You just shot through the wall, friend!
Hey... There are pedestrians outside!
Well, again, this is Florida! These people will not die.
What? Then?
Welcome to Tam Pam Surf Slam.
What can I help you guys? I am Pam.
You are Pam?
Well. That's an alias.
The real name is Pamela.
Hey, no, gentlemen! Of course not!
I will never sell drugs out of this building!
We don't ask you to sell drugs to us.
OK, cool. You are not police.
In this case, welcome drugs!
Well God. Now, I'm pretty cool,
So I only sell items that occur naturally.
So I have marijuana, I have mushrooms, I have Savu.
Sabu? Well.
How can it be called natural?
Well, it appears naturally
in the basement of my cousin in Baltimore,
if you know what I mean.
Alright
Drugs aren't your toys, I understand
Message sent
In this case
hear, we have a local charity event here
Pam's Kid.
What is Pam's Kid? That is my children.
I have 4 children from 6 different women
I know the amount should not be added again
most of them are beautiful and backward.
one of them must be pushed from a wheelchair
Well That Is New Goodness of the human soul
I appreciate it very much
I will use some of this money to feed my children some will make me get "Blow Job" from toothless prostitutes who are displaced in McDonals
Hey. Hey.
Hi, Professor.
Well, there's the most beautiful little girl on the beach.
Thank you.
I really talked to him.
Yup! Very rude. I will return to the hotel.
Try not to join Rent players on the way home
So we get the Professor, you get the millionaire.
What is the rest of the players from Gilligan Island?
We are good.
Well? Well, everyone is good.
Well, that's good.
Very satisfied on the island.
What about the pictures you took
because you still have the lighting optimizer on?
They don't... Where is that?
Actually, it's really very sensitive on the new 60D model.
So you have to...
Wait. What is that? Okay, no problem.
What are you doing? Restore it, Malibu Ken.
No... What?
You did it. You turn into one of those people.
I changed to one of those people
who gives nonsense about something?
Will you be chaining yourself to a polar bear?
Only if you let me borrow...
What is this, a beach shirt?
Well.
What, have you just come home from skiing?
Well, I'm skiing inside,
just to see you save the world.
One Jell-O drinks occasionally.
Tos!
Do you want me to work on your back?
Only if you promise to work on my front first.
With pleasure.
Whoops!
Usually it never happens.
Really? It happened to me all the time.
Well, guess who just took something in the water?
We have searched for you all day.
Where are you?
Our car is broken in Orlando.
Have you ever seen your cellphone?
Awesome.
Who are these people?
This is our friend we met on the road.
Well.
That's Cody and Brah.
They are on the Lacrosse team in Florida.
This man playing Lacrosse?
All conferences, brah!
Well? Which one, the Diabetes conference?
Well, we will do the ship race with a bunch of bastards
from the University of Georgia in the upper room. So...
Well God! University of Georgia!
Not possible! Are you a hornet?
I think so.
Then you should go inside,
Edward Jizzumhands.
OK, thank you. We will enter.
Good, that's great. I will meet you up there.
Good. Well, you said we were going there
and on time.
Good. Well.
Well, let's do that.
No, we have to... Let's do it now.
Well, I'll meet you above. What...
Come to the hotel. Near the swimming pool.
Georgia sucks!
Can we go? They have got guys.
Those bastards? They are not their girlfriends.
They are only seniors,
and they are all scared and fast fighting each other
before the ship departs.
Have you never gone to Spring Break?
No, I never went there,
because I study in law school.
Besides that, I can't drink alcohol anymore like before, grandfather.
I've been nurtured, like, a reflex suffocated.
A choke reflex? Well.
You are drinking beer,
not swallowing a horse's penis, Jason.
Come on.
Hornets spirit!
The spirit of the Hornets, yeah...
Hey, you know, one in three of these girls has herpes.
You can even see that.
Jesus. Watch your mouth.
It's just a campus party, you're a coward. Calm down!
Hey, here they are.
I will take some beer. What about you, fingers flicker?
Do you want to try the drink? The purple drink?
Some bastard's purple ass
penis pumping drinks?
Who are you?
It's a great party.
Whoo.
Who let the dog come out?
Am I right?
Sir, before we start, it will be better
if we give you a glass of Spritzer to be drunk?
Maybe a glass of Pinot Noir?
You will lose, parents.
No one drinks like me.
I bet. You must have been drinking Brah sperm for years.
Let's go.
gulp!
Come on! Come on! Gulp!
This is actually a kind of pleasure.
Well, I'm really not sure,
every said...
... what we do after graduation.
I mean,
We are offered to play... Blah, blah, blah...
... Lacrosse professional on Europa,
but a group of agents
Sounds, sounds, sounds...
also wants us to start modeling, so...
And once again, we talk about the fat asshole here?
You guys... You see this now.
Well, our team wins!
Let's celebrate by buying drugs
from a reputable local drug dealer.
Hey, what are you doing here?
I sell drugs, friend.
I try to include my child through PAUD.
How honest is that?
Very touching me, bro.
Really touching me, friend.
Why don't you try this.
This will soften your heart.
What is this? Cigarette G, bro.
G is a term for marijuana.
Of course, why not?
Well, that's the biggest.
Whoo!
It's nice you don't suck this, friend. This is Sabu!
What? Well!
This one... Wait a minute...
Maybe that is methamphetamine and this one is marijuana.
Wait a minute. What are you doing now, Pam?
Damn. Hold it down Which is methamphetamine?
OK. I have it. Don't be afraid.
Sorry for making you worried, friend. You won't believe this.
Both are methamphetamine.
What?
And you have sucked quite a lot
which might kill you within 30 minutes.
I just suck sabu? Well.
But it's just like...
I just suck sabu.
USA!
I tell you.
He is fine. He's just a little drunk.
Whoo!
Everyone likes shabu!
Bee likes shabu.
Bee likes a little shabu.
We might have to help him.
Sting? You sting!
Damn, I just found my queen.
OK.
Okay, let's help him.
Excuse me. Jason!
Hey, Jason. Jason.
Jason.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
I will live forever!
Continue the party!
Damn!
One, two, three...
Hello? Where are you from?
We will arrive at Grandpa's house a little late
from what we estimated last night,
and my cellphone charger doesn't charge.
Well, you know we lost the deadline
to put up our wedding announcement in Times magazine.
Where are you? Are you close?
Look, grandpa is really angry last night.
So I'll just call you
a little late here.
I want to show flowers for bridesmaids to you.
So change to Video Call, okay?
Damn! Unfortunately, the signal at grandfather's house is not so good...
Jason, just do it!
OK, wait a minute. Currently changing.
Damn! damn it! damn it!
Is the sand in your face?
That's just sawdust
because I'm helping Grandpa in the garage, so...
I certainly get sawdust on my face.
Hi, baby. Jason.
Mother? Father?
Is it a scratch on your face?
I did my vows until late at night and...
then I fall asleep and finally I get scribble on my face, so...
Well, surely that's what happened.
Well, Meredith contacted us because
he hasn't heard from you last night.
We have pastors here for working on the oath.
Boker Tov, Jason.
Hey. Shyalom.
No, Jason, actually... What is on your forehead?
That is a sign of the penis.
No, that's not what is seen.
Looks like an ejaculation wheel...
No, no, no, it's just a video call effect.
All children use this behind.
There is a sign bearing Hanukkah. See?
I don't like those that are like penis emblems.
Well, let's discuss about marriage vows.
Jason, why don't you start by telling us all
what do you like about Meredith.
Well, where do I start? He...
Hello.
Hello, buzzy bee.
What?
If you can't think of something,
let them take care of it, dawg.
Can I touch a buzzy bee?
I love her because... No, you can't touch buzzy bees!
I love the way he is...
What are you doing? Stop it!
Go!
You got me inside... Damn, go away!
Your Buzzy Bee looks so soft!
What did he say?
I don't know how to start.
Let me touch buzzy bee!
You can't have the bee! What?
I want to stroke the bee!
You can't stub the bee! Okay?
I want to kiss buzzy bees!
You can't kiss the bee!
I like the way he kissed.
Children! Hey!
Well God... Hey!
Basic pervert! No.
I have to go now. I am sorry.
I love you. Dah!
No, no, no! Jason! Jason!
Come on. I told you to stay with us.
He allowed me to stroke it.
Wait a minute! He talks about urinating... A bee.
A small bee doll.
What is a bee?
There is one more here, friend!
It's very soft.
He let me kiss it.
No, I don't let you kiss it!
What are you talking about?
He isn't even... Death to you!
Daddy, it's so cool!
Damn!
Can I have wearing pants?
I'm Please...
Ohh... I'm sorry. Of course.
Well, of course
Do you like khaki pants or sports pants?
Khaki Pants.
What brand? Do you like Docker's?
Yes yes! Okay
OK, the size is around 30...
Yes, 30...
Hmm I used to use size 30,
Maybe 20 years ago
When I am 7 years old
Yes, Right
Also, I will come out for lunch.
Do you want a sandwich?
Well, of course. That will be amazing.
Meat Ham? or turkey?
Turkey? Turkey
That's very funny, because I'm myself a Turk.
Thank you very much.
Okay, Want lots of mayonnaise?
Oh no, thank you
Extra vegetables. Extra Vegetables?
Yes... Ok
Salt and vinegar
Do you want salt and vinegar too?
Yes, Thank you You have to be careful with sodium
because sodium can trigger your blood pressure rise
Blood pressure is a silent killer
Turkey meat... Okay... Alright...
And finally,
Do you want your ass is raped
by a 7-year-old mental person
or you want to strip naked stripped naked
and used as human diapers
by the same person?
Tell me when is the right time for you
because you are in prison.
OK. Gary, I'm done. Already Night.
I have to go open a shop, friend.
I don't know, friend.
You try to sell Peyote (a type of drug) to junior high school children.
What? Come on, this is me, Pam
Don't Sucks!
Come on, I just got diarrhea, I want to get out of here
It's Smell. Really smells
Alright, I took you out
I don't like being locked up
Why did you let it come out?
He is a person who sells drugs, why do you release them?
Hey, friend! not cool, you cornered me
What are you talking about?
You sold drugs last night
Hey! the complainant will get a sentence,
So why don't you just shut your mouth!
yeaa, Complainants get punishment, my friend
My name is Pam!
You won't be able to fix it
Heii what's up Finch.
How are you doing, Pam, nice to meet you?
Finchi. Jean Finch
You're right. The most beautiful police here
The only woman, but not....
Look, okay
I came here with a bag containing Narcotics I will not lie I can't go without drugs in the bag.
Can you wait for me there?
Uph, Garry! Yeah, does this have you?
Yes !!
Thank you Gar-Bar! Oh good catch!
Please remember next Tuesday during the election
Choose me to be Mayor
I will win this year I will defeat the goat!
Pam! Pam! Oh God, he's really good
He is the number one lover and fighter
Good, Listen
I really respect the work you are doing
I say honestly from the bottom of my heart
I see you, I fight for the law
Thank you, no one has ever said that to us before
That's my dream when I was little
I want to do what you do
Most people call us Pigs and throw a packet of fast food to us
I'm really sorry for all this, confusing, but listen to me
I beg you, I have to tell you that I am a lawyer
Whoaa, are you a lawyer? wait
yes, I'm a lawyer
Wow... you don't look like a lawyer No
Yes... I handle, like the company
like, uh, LLC Agreement (Company Type)
LP... I don't even understand what that means
I mean, you don't look like a Jew No.
If you think about it, this will be really funny like, end here in this position
This... it's funny. very strange
really dark irony
yes, right, dark irony
I think you're like at least 80 to become a lawyer
Lawyers have to go through many schools right?
Yes
Really many schools
The magic...
This is something I choose and skip
not something makes me just skip it
Yes
I'm not in here should,
I'm just... I'm just...
I know my rights and I really want my cellphone
Objection, Excess
permission to approach the chair, Denied!
What?
Very easy to be a lawyer Very easy
I ask for my call
OK!
I know my rights, and I want my cellphone
This is my first Amendment Right
page one... number one... Amendments say I got my cellphone
This is my first amendment right...
"mock"
I don't sound like that
Yeah? So what do you sound like?
It's not like that, I've never spoken like that
"Make fun"
Give my cellphone
"Make fun"
I am an American citizen...
"mock"
which is guaranteed to be provided...
"mock"
I am an American citizen and given the right to call
"mock"
I just said I'm an American
and I'm guaranteed to have the right to call
Hm .. so now he demands
Well... we should give the phone
Friends come on... please...
this is not... why do we do this?
Well, is this what your cellphone is?
Well, that is my cellphone.
Okay .. If so we will do one phone call on your cellphone
that's what makes you upset just now
Yes, you are not past time
No... No... No... No... Yes we will get Uber Free because of that
Please, take us to lunch.
Hey .. You know, we will be good and arrange Tinder Also
account Oh, how about Grindr what if...
Look at this... look at this...
"Jefe", did you spell it?
Yes. what about Jefe?
Yeaah... Time alone with Jefe?
he likes light talk and chatting, seducing
Spicy
He looks dumb and lonely
You will meet him at 8:00 a.m. you will bring a wine cooler
And...
Children's condoms
Let's take a little picture.
Snatch-chat.
Please don't do that with my cellphone.
I hope you have a wide lens for that.
Oh... Wow...
Joking.
Someone just paid the guarantee. Get those perverted men in a few pants.
OK.
There are several pairs of pants
from murder victims from the party "Orgy gone Bad" which ended badly in the 1990s.
We get sperm stains or blood stains.
Determine your choice. Which one?
Blood. Okay, Sperm.
Hey, that's it. No.
Don't talk to me.
I know some things get a little messed up,
but I'm so close to Lenore...
What's wrong with you?
I will get married soon, grandfather!
In one week! With a Jewish girl!
And I just woke up in prison
with a group of penis on my forehead
in the form of a Swastika!
May I call it a Swasticock.
What? It's just a word game.
A word game.
Play with these words.
I will lower you
at the house of your old friend's friend,
he will take you to Boca.
Because I'm done with you.
What are you looking at?
I can't stand seeing your nipples.
Pow!
What's wrong with you?
You know, Stinky is sure to kill more
from anyone in our pletaon in Vietnam? 118.
Shut up.
What is this place?
I don't know and don't care about
At least go with me.
Let's make sure this is the right house.
After you.
Best grandchild this year.
Your grandmother's ashes are there.
He is in a coffin. Screw you!
Well, it's better to be late than never.
Well! Their abs, ALF!
Bastard!
Stinky?
What are you doing here, Dick?
This?
This is due to kidney failure.
Who is the lesbian?
That is my grandson, Jason.
Well?
Is he here for the movement to cut with me?
Well, that's just an alliance language for lesbians.
I'm sorry, k.d. Lang.
It's time to play Bingo!
Come on. Stinky, we have to get out of here.
Come on, let's go.
I only have a month left, Dick!
I don't want you to remember me like this, friend.
I want you to remember me as a warrior.
Please. Let me.
But, Stinky...
No, no, no... Let me finish it, Dick.
Leave your lesbian grandson to me
so he can have oral sex on me to death.
It's all over for me, Dick.
You know, the thing I want to do is just play Bingo.
Come on.
All ready?
Bingo!
I'm sorry about your friend, grandfather.
Finally he became like this.
Even before you die, you have stopped to live,
and that is all a messy copy of the real thing.
We must return.
Well. I know.
I will take us home.
Not to Atlanta. Daytona.
What?
I have to make love to the girl, Jason.
Gosh, grandfather!
I have to. I have to make love to him!
Grandpa, you're depressed.
You are confused now because of grandma.
Grandma wants me to do this.
What? Well. He said it before he died,
He wants me to get up
and live life according to the way I want,
and now, do you know what I want to do?
I want my cock to be sucked by the campus girl!
What's the use of that for you?
Will it make you feel young again?
Well! Well, what's wrong with that?
Well?
Feel young again? What do I have?
A dead wife, friends who are dying.
Only a few years left for me if I'm lucky.
And do you know? That thing scared me!
Well.
Look, I don't expect you to understand.
You are still young.
Your time is still very long
before you have to look into hell.
But the way I see it is having sex with the girl
is my last thing.
And I can't do it without you.
So I beg you.
Please, Jason,
just stay 1 more day so I can do it.
Please.
Alright, Daytona Beach! Who is ready for the Flex Off event!
I talk about someone who is on stage,
and being torn apart!
Well!
Yes, I will go home tomorrow. I promise.
And I know... Yes,
I know that dinner is important for Firms...
Wait a minute, I got another call.
That might be Meredith. OK? Goodbye.
- Hello? - Hi, here I am.
Someone just put his thumb on my butt.
What?
Well, I'm standing there,
talking on the phone,
and someone comes from behind me
and stick their thumbs on my butt.
Do you see who... Jamba!
Damn! Stop doing that!
How can it reach the front of the house?
Do you think?
Come on. Let's go.
Come on.
Top Gun in the house!
We get Maverick! We get a fat Goose!
Do we have a challenger?
Here! Here!
Both of them! He wants it!
Both of them.
Take him!
Who will accept this challenge?
You go upstairs, I will let you do
whatever you want me to do tonight.
OK, I'll do it. OK!
What? Whoo!
No, no, no! Are you kidding me?
I saw your body last night, your body is much better than Cody's body.
And my body certainly looks better
than Shamu's bastard up there.
There are 1,000 people out here!
A lost old man has been traveling on stage.
Are you a nurse?
No. Of course not.
Get on stage! Get on stage!
Do that for me.
Get on stage! Get on stage!
So we have a Top Gun team against a horrible old man and his lesbian daughter.
OK, Daytona Beach, are you ready for the Flex Off event?
Three! Two! One!
Flex Off!
Having trouble releasing the coat, Goose fat?
See this person!
He is like the vagina of Mother Teresa!
Old and tight!
Hey, look, it's a homo circus!
Especially now?
Has the parent fallen?
Or is...
Push up with one hand!
Gosh!
Lesbian princesses go in for action!
I happen to know he sucked shabu last night!
This push up is filled with devil candy!
Can't be trusted!
Your movements, Dolly Parton.
What will you do now, Top Gun team?
And, hey, everyone, don't forget to stop
at Tam Pam Surf Slam in the city
Where I sell beach towels "
for 50 dollars per ounce.
" Sunscreen "for 10 dollars a bag.
And I also sell shabu-shabu!
Just got married!
Your movements, Viagra Falls.
Visitors get wild to the Top Gun team!
Grandpa, I understand. Pay attention!
Most muscles, in the third place. One two three.
I thought this person had just diarrhea!
No, I didn't do it!
Yes!
Call the coast guard, I think we're having a diarrhea attack!
I don't even hold the mic now.
You suck!
I have an idea.
Do you still remember what we did when I was a kid?
Well.
One, two, three...
Hold, what is this?
What is happening? Gosh, what am I looking at?
Do I use drugs? Of course!
This is too extraordinary!
Flex Off history is being created!
How is it now, Brah?
Well, how about now, Brah?
How are you, Brah?
This is amazing! Take out your camera!
Insert this online! This problem will boom!
Damn. Bring me down.
Do you all get the photo?
What are you doing?
I can't do this... What?
God... The winner is...
From Alpha Delta Flex Off team...
Wait a minute! Where are you going?
- Friends? Where are you going?
Jason!
You can't leave me like this.
Why did you stop? We have won!
Because I'm a lawyer!
I can't let people take
a picture of me doing something like this.
Can you imagine if the Firm saw something like that?
By default, the winner of Flex Off is...
Take the cup home, honey!
... these two dildos.
Every day, my career is in danger...
What are you doing? I'm releasing the regulator
Pneumatic propulsion system.
Give me a glass of beer.
Grandpa, what do you actually do for the army?
I've told you, I'm a mechanic.
Bullshit.
You speak Arabic. You can steal a golf cart.
Tell me the truth.
OK, I am a special force!
I trained rebels
behind enemy lines from Vietnam to Iraq.
Now give me a can of beer! Come on!
Look at this fool!
How stupid!
Whoo!
Well! Do it again!
We can change clothes in Cody's room. I took it from his pocket earlier.
Nothing can be seen here, friends.
The police will come soon.
No, no, this is his father, so that's what I said.
Let him stay sedated,
but don't be afraid to pull the plug if you have to
Thank you, Doctor.
OK. They are in the hospital until tomorrow!
That room is ours tonight.
Look at these people.
How to have breakfast and lunch at Hitler's house today?
Hey, grandfather, who else in our family
Who knows that you are a special force?
Nothing, after your grandmother died.
Your father stops talking to me
before my mission is classified.
So he always thought I was just a mechanic in the army.
But don't you think
that you will get along a little better
if you tell him?
Hey, come on. Let me see how you look. Remove it.
First of all,
no one wears a white belt.
People who wear white belts
are people who are bad at karate
and people who are poor in life.
Remove the belt.
And you should take off the white Polo shirt
and the folded leg pants.
You will meet girls, not to impress an oil executive
on a golf course.
Use this.
Well, in this case you forgot,
I don't even have panties from last night.
OK, just use it. I will turn around.
Good penis.
Gosh, grandfather.
That's a good penis. You got it from your grandfather's penis.
Not the diameter, not the length, but the same style.
Nice to know that.
You are lucky you are not your father.
He gets his mother's penis.
What is that?
Now use your pants.
Damn. It's Meredith.
Don't answer it.
My breakfast and lunch program exercise is this week.
There are no calls. For tonight,
stop worrying about your marriage.
We have 2 sexy, beautiful and smart campus girls at the peak of their sexual power
who will meet us
in one of the greatest nightclubs in Florida.
Worry about them.
OK.
I thought you weren't famous here, grandfather.
You are the one who needs to be aware of.
You might get an Oreo.
Oreo?
That's when 2 black people make love to a white man.
You are the cream in the middle.
The game starts.
Hey! Glad to see you succeed.
Let's make a mess. Is it true?
My stepfather hates me!
Let's go!
Party until you get pregnant!
Gosh, I like this song!
You won't die with me, right?
I don't think so. OK!
Come on. No. no.
Do you want it? Come here, give the hat!
Gosh...
Give it up! What is this?
Hey! Hey, hey, hey...
Leave my own illegitimate child.
We only ask him to dance.
Well, he doesn't want to dance.
Well, maybe you want to dance instead.
I don't want to dance... Colonel Sanders!
It's okay. It is okay.
Don't pollute this place.
This is a holy place. Sinatra sings here. Parking lot?
This will be fine.
How could this be alright? Look at the crew.
Come on. We have a good crew too.
We don't have a crew.
Will we go to J.Crew?
Fuck with J. Crew.
Don't do this.
I think I have to fight them all,
so you can get the first punch.
What? OK! He is the first.
Whatever.
Do you like that, Caucasian?
What's wrong with you, man?
What? You want the next one, you bastard?
Hey, I thought I had the next one.
Tell him you're sorry because has mocked him as a gay.
I'm sorry for mocking you gay man!
Tell him you grew up in a different time,
but now you know that wrong because of judging people
based on their sexual orientation
and if you have to be gay because of someone
for a reason,
You know, to prevent a terrorist from attacking or something,
It will be with him.
What ?!
Say it.
If I have to be gay with someone
to prevent a terrorist from attacking,
it will be with you!
Apology accepted.
OK.
Get out of here before I use the other hand.
It's not over yet.
Now go and bring Jodeci with you.
Let's go.
Too bad Lenore vomited in for himself tonight.
I can actually have sex with him.
Yup.
I actually can still have sex
if he vomits in front of him,
but how does he vomit about his entire backyard,
and I feel disgusted.
Well, knights don't die.
I like the way you take a strong blow tonight.
Sometimes you just have to take the punch in front, you know?
Then other things will be easier in the long run.
"De Oppresso Liber."
It's written on your knife too.
What do you mean?
Hey, the lights are turned off after 12 o'clock kids.
I should not catch you swimming
cross the lake to the women's camp, okay?
Night. Good night.
You know, maybe I found something that could be done
with Shadia tomorrow
so I can give you and Lenore a little time together.
I feel we will follow your path.
Well?
I'm sure there is something...
What is this? Have you just been naked?
This is the best way to sleep.
Gosh!
I took it in Uganda from Umbatdo.
Umbat.... don't let your junk touch my feet again,
or you will sleep on the floor.
Night.
Jason...
Damn! Gosh!
What do these people want from cutting down all these trees?
For a fool, like,
A large and interesting entertainment complex.
You know, one of them is like arcade like, arcades
and laser light. That kind of thing.
Laser Light? I like raylaser.
Well.
When will it open? Good. Thank you very much.
Shadia! Hi, Griz...
Gosh, your photo from Boston looks really amazing!
Thank you. Well. Of course.
Hacky Sack is sweet, man.
This is not a Hacky Sack, dawg. That is a trade name.
This is an organic marijuana seed leg bag.
And why is someone from
lobby laser beam do here?
No, I'm just a friend of Shadia.
Only a friend.
That's pretty cool, friend. Is that a dancing ball?
Damn! What is that?
You are kidding me. It's like a...
What is that!
It's a 4-inch acryl ball to play!
Stupid.
I will meet you next week.
Of course. Well? Okay. Goodbye.
Like your necklace.
Goodbye.
Hey, Griz...
Don't touch it, it's from a laser beam.
Sorry.
I swear, they are good people.
Let me see that.
Where will you go with this "good guy"?
We are heading to the beach
to... rent a ship for a year.
For a year? Well.
For what?
To document the effect
from climate change that occurs in the sea.
Aren't you supposed to graduate next week?
Well.
It seems like you are running away from something.
Come on, you don't have to make sacrifices
to get a place where you as a photographer?
I mean, yeah, but...
That's different.
Look at this.
I hate photos of myself.
Why?
You look beautiful.
Look?
Hey.
Wait, just relax.
What?
Damn. Well, we will go there.
What happened? We have to go.
And when I come back from the bathroom
and all Negroes from the club
like being around Lenore and Dr. Richards
and they shout and threaten Lenore and Dr. Richards
and the Negro men seem like mao kidnapped them!
And I think one of them has a weapon!
Do you see where the men bring them?
No.
Those people settled in Tillman.
That's what I know.
OK. Come on!
Damn it!
What?
I smell marijuana.
What will you do with a basket?
I don't know!
Okay, in the third place. Ready?
One, two, three!
Well, let me try again.
That's GZA, that's RZA,
All dirty bastards.
What happened?
Gang Problems.
Raekwon the Chef!
and the Man Method!
Hey! Here they are! What about the protest?
That's good.
Well, that's good.
These are Lamar, Lil 'Chris, Big Chris,
Murray Finkelstein.
And of course you have met Ty-rizone.
Negro is crazy, friend.
Well, by the way, what about the N-word?
I can't say it...
You can say it when we allow you to say it.
Where it will never be.
Don't say that under any circumstances.
Rifles!
What really happened?
I think these people want to kill you!
Lebanese Red.
I have some of these items left
from the time I was in the Middle East.
You throw some of these items around,
You really can get away with anything.
Have a few.
You suck marijuana now?
God, this is a drug gate, grandfather.
Well, okay, you just open the gate to become a coward.
Take a few. Yo, D.
Let's act!
Where?
Can I say it? Can I say that?
No! No, no.
Say that!
Say that crap!
I will really make love to him tonight.
Can I watch?
Because I seem to want to make love with him now too.
Drop the mic, honey! Drop the mic, honey!
That's what I'm talking about!
Peaceful, Negro!
I see you, little boy.
Naughty!
For the next time we have Shadia and Jason!
Yep, that is us.
What? No. No, no, no, no.
No... Come on.
We can't go upstairs. I don't want to do this.
You know the song. You know every word. Understand?
Will you let me do it alone?
OK.
Hey.
Damn!
Who are you?
I just said, ready to sing so good
and not a professional singer?
You are so good at singing, you are really bad!
Do you want to go upstairs for drinks?
Well, alright...
Listen, if the problem gets bigger?
Well, Michael Buble and I
will suck the cigar next to the pool, be...
See you up there? Well.
I want you to know that I really appreciate
You are doing this for me, Jason.
The biggest gift that can be given a grandson to his grandfather
is a sexy campus girl who
want to have unprotected sex with him before he dies.
Well, okay, most grandfathers just want sweets.
What's the problem?
I thought I would cancel my wedding.
Well, when you get married, is to make love all the time.
And that's difficult.
So it's better to do it with a woman
that makes things interesting.
You know your grandmother,
he ever tried to grow his potted plants once?
Really? Well,
He just wants to see if he can do it.
He always surprised me like that.
We also try to do anal sex every 5 years.
Sweet.
I miss someone to be able to share everything.
It's not fair to let Shadia
in the dark like this.
Since we started this, this is just a big lie.
He doesn't know I'm ready.
I have to tell him the truth.
Well, maybe tell him tonight is a little sudden.
The most important part of a relationship is trust.
That's right.
And I want to start now.
Or you can wait until I have sex with Lenore tonight,
then you can tell Shadia everything.
No. I can't lie.
Jason, I am your grandfather!
You wait until I make love with that college girl!
I will tell him now. Jason...
Jason! Jason!
Jason!
What's up, brah?
Go back, D cups!
Well, if this isn't "Professor."
You know, it's amazing what you can find
with a name and Google today.
You are not a real professor?
Gosh! You lie to us. Your courage.
Wait, wait, wait, this is the best part.
This is the best part.
Lieutenant Colonel Richard "Penis" Kelly,
in this American Army,
also known as American Gladiator "Nitro."
What are you looking for on google?
Okay, okay, there are other important parts.
"Jason Patrick Kelly will marry Meredith Miriam Goldstein
"at Jericho Temple on Saturday, March 27."
Wait, that's... next Saturday.
Wait, you are grandfathers and grandchildren?
Gosh! It was very chaotic.
That's hot news. I mean, it's very messy.
So...
Will you get married next week?
Right. I will get married soon.
but then I met you, and now I don't know...
Gosh! No. Don't use that nonsense.
I feel so stupid with all this.
So you are not a professor? Are you a photographer?
I'm a lawyer.
I handle the SEC Standard.
LLC Agreement.
I came here to...
Get out, Jason. Immediately.
Can I get a minute to explain?
No!
Hold, hold. Not so fast, "Professor."
For what is good enough,
I still want to make love to you.
And we will go fuck.
Well, we will.
We will make love like lightning.
You will shake in front of me!
You will flood like the Nile.
Well. I thought the dryness in my vagina would end.
The villagers can finally eat.
You will die while eating me.
I'm your last breath in my vagina.
Lenore! You are like a prostitute.
Police!
That's right. Po-po inside ho-ho.
A kind of marijuana party?
Sorry for being rude to your tenderness.
Where is my invitation?
What is in the jacket?
Check in the right hand bag. Check that, friend.
Okay, turn around. Come on.
This is my jacket. It's not the jacket.
Raise your hand. This is it.
Let's see. What do you have here?
Bingo-bango. Gosh.
What's up? It's not mine!
"What is that?"
It's not mine!
What's up? Well, it looks like in Spring Break
finally drug free!
Come on, let's go. Let's go, handsome boy.
Should we?
No, it won't fall like that. Let's go.
I will wait for you, grandfather.
Keep it meeting for me!
He is Henry Miller me.
What does that mean?
Actually!
Hey, here it is.
You know, there are blood spots on your pants.
Your permission isn't even suspended, really?
You make all this like that, so I will come here with you.
I have to make sure you will come.
Fuck you!
Calm down, Jason. Hakuna matata.
Who are you?
I should know you are a crazy person
when you start beating women
the day after grandmother's funeral!
Don't carelessly judge me.
You don't know what I'm experiencing with your grandmother.
And all the things I've done these days,
I do it for a reason.
You almost screw it up with marriage,
and you know that! Well?
What should I do now?
Chasing some campus girls
who doesn't even want to talk to me?
Don't know what I can do for the rest of my life?
Well, because at least you can think
for yourself for a change.
What do you mean by all this?
Your father has mastered every decision that you make in your adult life,
and Meredith are the newest examples of that.
He's not right for you, Jason.
If you marry her, you will walk while sleeping
through the rest of your life and really unhappy,
like your father!
I have been unhappy with my life,
because I didn't do anything but it was messed up by you
and this crazy fuck tantrum you are living.
That's not a tantrum for me.
That is a love tantrum for you.
How? How can this be for me?
I messed up as a father.
I have nothing to raise your father and he turns into a materialistic,
controlled by a wife, stupid rural club member.
I don't want that to happen to you.
So all about this?
I am the last project of your sin redemption.
Congratulations, grandfather.
Do you think you're an annoying father?
Now you're an annoying grandfather.
I don't want to see you at my wedding.
Stay away from me.
So, do you like this size or this size?
Hey, baby, the people in that place
say they don't have enough napkins,
So which one do you like more?
Sea color or bean color?
I will see it
What is that?
That... just another wedding gift.
I hope it's a big dip spoon
from Williams-Sonoma.
... and as an award for Meredith and Jason
and the love you share.
A love that I never knew because of my dog
die on the first day I masturbate.
So now I can't get it hard except...
OK.
Also, we have to stop ISIS. Because it has gotten too much....
Understand. Understand.
You know, celebrations today are not only
about the union of two people,
but also about the union of two families.
Meredith...
The Kellys Family and the Goldsteins Family.
Let's listen to stories from Jason and Meredith.
Good work, Uncle Dave!
Let's go in to kill.
You have been hijacked.
Because you love me.
What is that?
It's not a Martha vineyard.
Jason!
Release it! I'm trying, baby...
Leave them.
Turn it off.
I have something to say.
I think I've heard of others
about what I have to do with my life.
My grandfather said something interesting.
Alright, turn off the mic. I will go up.
... accept the blow,
at that time, things became easier.
The mic is dead. Jason, your mic is dead.
What?
Your mic dies at a disadvantage,
So we can't hear
why do you want to leave that picture.
Hitting won't make it work.
If they catch it from PA... Band?
What is that?
Nick, can you say something to him for me?
Can you tell him that...
I'm really sorry, but I can't marry him.
Do you think the message must be delivered by me? Alright...
Uncle Ramon,
Can you tell Meredith that Jason apologized,
but they can't get married?
Damn!
I forgot Paman Ramon Deaf
and I talk to him like a normal person.
Uncle Ruben,
can you say to Meredith that Jason is really sorry,
because he can't marry her?
He said he was very sorry, but he couldn't marry you.
Uncle Ruben,
Can you change that a little?
His voice doesn't want to get harder.
Where do you get the item, SkyMall?
At this time, I'm a little nervous
that whoever I choose will have a disability.
Alright... Waitress... Hey, Pubes.
Can you please tell Meredith
that my cousin Jason is really sorry,
if they can't get married?
Come on, friend. This is my first day...
I know this is your first day,
but everyone needs you to be a man here.
OK.
Quite quickly...
He sent me... He wants me to tell you that...
He thinks that he can't marry you.
But he apologized for that.
He laughs, so I think you're safe, bro.
No, that's good. That is good.
You can go back and tell him
that I made love to her cousin as long as she left.
He really is so cool with that.
He is like, "Go! Do your job. Are you?"
He said that?
That's what he said, word for word.
Wait. Should I come and say goodbye?
No. Gosh! Of course not!
No?
Well. Not even necessary... Let's not...
You just... I did it... We are great!
Wait, where does he go?
Jason!
This is actually a person on a motorcycle with an Ipad.
NSA stopped us using a van a few years ago.
I thought after you sent the camera back,
that is the time to take drastic action.
What did he say? Do we do this?
Plan B, let Pam kidnap you.
I have to go back to get it.
Do you want me to kidnap him?
I will bring it back to you in a box, bro.
He is on a bus heading west on I-85 across Florida.
The ship will depart in 4 hours.
It's easy to track it
because of all those Middle Eastern things.
Bet, you've never done style 69 on a girl
due to Patriot actions.
You do style 69 to him, friend!
And then he dies.
Are you kidding me, Pam? Is this what you drive?
Well, it's very easy to sell drugs to children
from an ice cream truck. This is crazy!
Jason!
Go, go, go, go!
Jason, stop! Stop right now.
Stop! Stop!
If you leave now,
You can say goodbye to your work in the Firm!
David, can you get away!
Hey, hey! Come on!
What is this!
Hey, friends, unless you want a Chipwich or heroin,
get out of my ice then!
Who is this dirty person?
Dirty? I am a small business owner!
I am the backbone of this country!
I hold an electric weapon!
Damn! Dude, can I stop?
Are you...
I like being in the middle of it here.
Damn! OK.
Raise your hand if you have a stupid mistake!
What should we do?
Leave it on the side of the road?
Hey, friend, can you slow it down?
You make this very difficult.
What is that! You're the one who draws
all those penis to me last week?
Well, I drew the penis. Caught!
Gosh!
Damn!
Don't worry. Wake up We will cut through the back road.
Wait, what? You as a navigator. I will drive.
Be careful!
What is happening?
Getting us a demon soul. Well, let's do this!
Damn! we must reduce some of this burden.
Pam, throw some of these items out of here!
Hey, look, it's Pam. He is a good person from Greece.
Hey, Gene. Hey, Gary.
How do you know how to drive like that, Dad?
Fuck, grandfather. Tell him!
I am a green Beret in Special Forces.
I was taught rebels behind enemy lines.
A mechanic is just my disguise.
Good! We have arrived!
That's them! That's them! Let's go, go, go!
Shadia!
Jason?
Stop the bus! I need to talk to you!
What are you doing here
in an ice cream truck? Stop the bus!
Alright!
Fringe!
I will not marginalize it!
Thank you very much, Pam! You are law enforcement!
What! I'm not a law enforcer, Barry!
Fuck you!
Pam, do you know him?
Barry? Well, he's like, my best friend.
I sell it, like, six tons of ecstasy...!
That's why they don't want to stop the bus.
It's full of drugs.
Pam is a classic.
I know that person. Stop the bus!
Jason, where are you going?
What are you doing?
Are they...
You should marry the girl.
me? Well, he's not really my type. Too skinny.
What is that?
Slow down! Gosh!
What are you doing?
Slow down, man!
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Go pick him up, friend!
What happened? What just happened?
Hey. I don't even know,
but I didn't get married.
OK, so that makes it okay because you have lied to me?
No. no, not like that.
But you have to admit that when we are together
feels great.
There is something real there.
Well.
What do you want from me, Jason?
I want you to stay.
I can't stay.
OK.
No, I understand.
Well.
What if I come with you?
Come along...
Really? I mean...
I just broke up with my fiance, lost my job.
And I thought I was hunted by the police, so...
A year in the ocean
might be the best place for me.
OK.
Decide that, lesbian! Let's go.
Hang on the floor!
We do this because you are a lesbian!
Hang on the floor!
According to state law 17.37,
arrest is carried out on state toll road system
must be run by the state police,
not local law enforcement
from a city that is close to you.
You look familiar
with criminal law.
You look very confident about your jurisdiction.
Really confident!
Someone draws a penis in all your faces, stupid!
Alright, look at that!
You get a picture of a penis on your face.
The one in the middle is mine. Look, this one.
I followed it.
I think I know that!
Stop the arrest. Let go of my friends.
They really don't make mistakes.
Pam, we get legal interference here.
We get the threat of carelessness.
The bus is full of drugs, I got it.
Speaking of which,... I have to get out of here.
I have three keys from "Frisbees"
appears in the shop today, so...
I have to go, question mark?
Why don't you use my one car.
That's a good idea. Give your key to him.
Do you mean this key?
Here it is.
Pam Klassik. Pam Klassik.
What do you think if we go to lunch?
I like it.
See you more bastards.
So, I will go with him.
Well, you have to.
He looks very good.
You know, I think this is our only way back,
so I will try to eliminate these penis from my face
and turn on the truck.
Give me a minute. Well.
Grandpa...
Thank you for...
Don't say that nonsense to me.
Tell me if you are back.
And I really want to see your photos
in Time magazine.
This camera spends three months
from my retirement salary in the Army!
Thank you, grandfather.
Dan, Jason...
Well?
Back to the 80s,
when Andre the Giant
usually go to Playboy Mansion,
he piles up five friends playing on top of each other in bed
and make love with fingers on all of them. Lima at the same time.
Because his hands are so big.
So...
That's all.
Thank you, grandfather.
"De Oppresso Liber."
Moto of Green Berets.
Meaning "to free the oppressed."
Hey. You are ready?
Yep.
I'm sure he will never find that is better than me
I'm sorry, but you know they say... um...
Difficult time can forge people to be greater
that said Kurt Vonnegut
Damn !!
Has anyone told you, you have a pussy of a shepherd dog
OK, thank you for the ride.
You will be fine, dad?
I miss him.
But I will be fine.
I am a father who is annoying and I'm sorry.
Well, we will work on it.
You are a person who is hard to trace, Professor.
What is my pants?
Well, this is your pants.
I found an original Werther in a bag
and I have been sucking it all morning.
You know that I'm not a professor right?
Well, I know.
You are just a dirty grandfather,
and I'm just a girl from the city of Long Island
who likes to make love with parents.
I like your sofa in and out.
Well, well, I have news for you.
That is the only thing which will pull out tonight.
I'll be back soon.
Hey.
Listen, I'm sorry.
I don't know if I can do this.
I've not done it for a long time.
Whoops! I think they just released.
I want you to tear my bra
like a social security checker.
Tell me you have fallen and can't rise.
"Please, I've fallen and I can't get up."
No!
Now grope around and pretend
like you are trying to find your glasses.
"I'm trying to find my glasses. I can't see.
" I found them! I can see! I can see! "
Say now at 4 and you want to eat dinner.
" Now it's 4 o'clock and I want to eat dinner. " so you can't find Fox News.
"Button on my TV remote
"so small, I didn't find Fox News!"
Tell me how small they are!
"They are really very small!"
Tell me how the environment here was once safer!
"This environment is safer!"
Tell me how it's better under Eisenhower!
"It's better under Eisenhower!"
We are like Ike! We are like Ike!
Are you going to orgasm or dying?
I'm not sure! Maybe both!
"... through a man comes death.
" through a man life also comes. "
Richard Kelly II.
Congratulations on the godparents of this baby,
Jason and Shadia.
Congratulations!
Return to mother. All have been baptized.
You continue to surprise me, grandfather.
New dad at the age of 72.
A very great idea.
Hey, keep your mouth mad!
God, sorry... Well, clear your language.
And show a little respect to your new grandmother!
I'm sorry, honey.
It's okay.
And dear, will it kill you if you visit us occasionally?
We never saw you.
Sorry, Nanna.
have you received the card that I sent for your birthday?
yes by checking $ 12
A nice touch, thank you thank you, that's right
Hey, is your weight up, you look heavier on the face
No, what do you mean? where did it come from? Ha?
What?
Okay, do you want to take your car? Okay, yes.
Well, I'll take the minivan first.
Come to Dad.
Let's go, come to daddy.
OK.
It's a little weird.
She's my grandmother.
And you are my uncle.
Look at that. Gosh!
That is a good penis.
Well God! Keep it away.
That is our penis. Well.
I feel relieved that it's not his penis.
Will you take a bottle of milk?
Well.
Hi Jason. You have to check your diaper, I think you just drained water in your pants
and in church, in front of God
I don't understand why you're here
Ohhhhh... someone made doodie in the sound of it
I just want to get this out once I know you just baptized your baby
But I have a Tampa acquaintance who will pay $ 60,000
For healthy white boys and can fight
This is a good offer, you have to take it
I don't really recognize this person
But it seems very reliable Oh yeah yeah !!
Are you interested?
Classic Pam
Tok Tok !. Who is that?
Classic Pam !!
I don't think it's too late to start again, ha?
Yes. Glad to get a second chance
maybe I won't be too long to be father again this time
Right?
I will get the car seat
Jamba!
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