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[refrigerator vibrates]
[tattered breath]
[panting softly]
[gulp]
["Breath of Locomotive" by Yitro Tull]
♪ In random madness ♪
♪ From the locomotive's breath ♪
♪ Running all-time loser ♪
♪ Head to death ♪
♪ Oh, he feels the piston scratches ♪
♪ Steam breaks in his eyebrows ♪
♪ Old Charlie stole the handle ♪
♪ And the train, it won't stop running There is no way to slow down ♪
♪ Oh-oh! ♪
♪ He sees his children jumping from ♪
♪ At the station one by one ♪
♪ Woman and her best friend ♪
♪ On the bed and have fun ♪
♪ Oh, he crawled down the corridor ♪
♪ On his hands and knees ♪
♪ Old Charlie stole the handle ♪
♪ And the train, won't stop walking ♪
♪ There is no way to slow down ♪
♪ Yeah-eah! ♪
♪ Ow! ♪
[microphone input]
[man] Testing, testing. Microfunction testing
Check, one, two, one, two. Testing.
Topping the preliminary round with 29 of 30...
Bangalore Union A, Represented by Naman Bala...
Ramu Iyengar...
Ilash Ismail...
- Is there Ilash? - [knock]
- [announcer]... and Ajay Iyer. -Ajay.
Will the team captain please come to attract a lot?
[all muttering] B.U.B.U.
[announcer] Captain team?
[announcer] Hmm...
The Bangalore Union A team finally arrived.
In Shakespeare's words, it is better three hours too fast than one minute late.
You have to sit in row six.
We should come to draft a lot. Line six is the worst strategically.
Who cares where we sit? We will win too.
We have worse problems. Ilash is in Hyderabad.
[girl] good luck, Naman!
There is your pet volcano, Stromboli.
Go rape your cow, Ra-moo.
Come on, ra. Give him a chance.
Yes, cover your face, shoot the base.
[announcer] Are all teams finished?
I have prepared it. I will be very helpful, I promise.
Just shut up and we will win, okay?
- [applause] - [announcer] Bangalore Union B.
Back in the 18th century,
Eton College has an grammar book that lists a series of words from Latin
which all means "little or no value."
As a joke, someone enters all four together and creates a new word.
The use of the first record was by William Shenstone in 1741.
How are you doing
It looks like our juniors have Calcutta ambitions.
Why come to Calcutta when Bangalore's Black Hole is here?
Time is running out!
The answer is floccinaucinihilipilification.
[announcer] correct answer
Bangalore B is the current leader.
And now for the last question to determine the winner.
Gerald Rusgrove and Charles founded a publisher in 1908.
Today they dominate certain genres.
This company is named their famous surname. Company name
-Simon & Schuster? -Hodder & Stoughton?
They don't dominate certain genres.
Bangalore University A, do we have an answer?
[whisper is not clear]
Is that Mills & Boon? Romance?
[announcer] This is...
indeed!
[cheering]
[announcer] Bangalore Union A is the winner of this quiz contest,
and will represent us in All Indian Quiz Competition in Calcutta.
- [applause] -Thank you.
-Naman. -We won a book coupon for 750 rupees.
That's your part
No, that's not necessary. It is my honor to be in the quiz with you
I insist Besides...
Listen, Ash, we have 500 book coupons between the three of us.
We will sell it to you with regular discounts. 300?
Done But in one condition.
I can come with you wherever you drink tonight
Forget it. We will find someone else.
No, no, no, no, no.
I always save cash for your coupons.
See you soon
[motorcycle horn]
Of course you don't want a ride to Dhaba?
-Ajay doesn't die -However.
Hey, you, junior!
What is your name?
-Randeep. -Randy!
[pop music played]
I, uh... I don't drink too much.
Bullshit. Everyone drinks.
[Naman] It's like fucking.
After your penis is in the hole,
It goes to the cervix, encourages the inevitable -
Cervix with a smile.
[all] Chairs!
-Bangalore University, the bottom part. -B.U.B.U.
Go!
-Naman seven seconds, Ajay nine seconds. -And Randy, don't have sex.
-Bravo. -Garar.
[male murmur is not clear]
What is it, dei? It will buy an additional pitcher.
Brahmins must be generous to the servant class
- to preserve the natural order of things. - [Ajay] Right
If everyone gets a degree, who will clean our toilet?
In our village, even if untouched the shadow touches my grandfather,
he must take a shower.
The boy speaks.
Trichinopolies. As Sherlock Holmes sucks.
Okay, friends, I have to go. My father will wait.
Ever wondered why the back Ramu's neck is black?
When Ramu was born, his father rubbed his penis behind his neck.
- [Ramu mumbles] - [boy laughs]
Randy. If you continue to be The right combination between this slave's full respect
and obedience to God, that is me,
who knows, One day you can become our fourth quiz team.
-But I'm on the Tina-- -Tina, Beena team? Who cares? All cunts
Stay for the rest of your life, by all means.
That's your choice.
Good?
[coughing]
-He does George. -Horses for courses
neighing!
You will not be allowed to enter Valhalla If you don't know the argument.
I will give you instructions. Painter.
John Stubbs British painters are best known for their paintings of horses.
So when you "do George," you stop the cigar.
Hope the horse is with you.
A beaker full of warm southern parts for boys here
- [Randy retches] - [Naman and Ajay pee]
But you are not permitted vomit on the tree
But if you have to, precision is the key, oh the pupils widen
[man reads the question]
[chanting Sanskrit mantra]
[Father Naman] As written in it Gita is pure, "calmness, restraint,
savings, purity, forgiveness, honesty...
knowledge, wisdom and faith in God
is a task the Brahmins...
born of our innate nature. "
[Naman's father chants]
[Naman joins]
[singing]
[bel jingling]
Naman.
[applause]
["Alabama (Whiskey Bar) song"]
I feel like a new hermaphrodite again.
♪ Well, show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ I say, I say, I say that we must die ♪
[man] Welcome back to Cos Theta Quiz Contest.
I am Brian D'Costa, and my next question is...
[Brian reads the question]
Aureolae, my friend
God is in aureola.
[Car Horn]
♪ I'm Henry VIII, I'm ♪
♪ Henry VIII, me, me ♪
♪ I married a widow next to home ♪
♪ And he's married seven times before ♪
- [all] Henry! -Don't fuck.
What is crippling? Bull broke your leg?
[laughter]
Hey!
-Show that. - I have it tonight
Why don't we all go and see it? In my place?
No no no no. No, no.
We must prepare a quiz tomorrow.
- [Naman] Henry -A hoax.
When it's done, Remove your dick when you cum.
Cover your face, then you watch your pen. Like an electric meter, it will shake.
[he makes a click]
[chuckles]
What is ra, naman We can all be born at Henry's house.
- [Naman] The milk is full of semen. - [giggling]
Oh no.
- ["Love" by Rod Stewart playing] - ♪ Oh no, no more ♪
♪ It feels so good I don't understand ♪
♪ madness ♪
- ♪ madness ♪ - [no dialogue can be heard]
♪ madness ♪
- [music stops] - ♪ madness ♪
-Chee chee, Ramu.
- [Ajay] nice butt -You won't, none of you,
refer to your future brother-in-law again sexually.
Ramu! Understand
[snickering]
[murky]
[funky music]
[woman moans]
[knock on the door]
[Mrs. Naman] Naman?
[fan speed goes up]
[scream]
[scream continues]
[bell tolls]
You must be wondering what is The Merchant Venice related to Hamlet.
Look, Polonius is a dirty person.
Very shallow
What he doesn't know is that is if he spits into the air... pooo!
Hey, math bastard.
Why do we owe this doubt?
I was around, so I thought I would come see if you were around here.
Now that you have taken your ocular contents, wench, a quick departure is possible.
Miles to go Promises to be guarded?
- [Ash] But I... -So, flawed.
- [Ash] Ilash. -What is the second on the quiz?
Junior team. -Oh...
Let me tell you what happened to my junior
I returned from Hyderabad On the train, first class air conditioning, of course,
and that's where he is, at a lower place.
The light goes out, so I turn on the light reading me
and I look down through the curtain and he looks straight at me.
So I'm backing down, I'm reading my book.
He goes up...
and he... around me, okay?
He rubs.
He rubs himself.
[up-tempo dance music play]
Where did the person go?
I'm sure he's taken our ticket money and run
[human] has faith, grasshopper
That's it.
Thank you Uncle.
Your seat is right next to me.
I feel violated.
Is there no law prohibiting visual rape?
In this case, we will all do it ten to 20
- [up-tempo music playing] - [woman gasps]
Ramu.
Appa.
You have to do everything possible to admire Ramu's father, right?
[slow music played]
"My love like red and red roses the new ones appear in June
My love is like a melody It is played sweetly in harmony."
To train
[engine starts]
-What should I do? -There is.
[chat is not clear]
- [Ajay] D'Souza, he is not a Brahmin. - [Naman] becomes
- [Ajay] He is not even a Hindu. -So?
He is a Christian, ra.
In the Brahman tradition, someone will join with the servant class
to transfer our sins to them, because they are messed up too.
[Ajay] Justification.
Do you know how the Jesuits by force change most of us into Christianity?
- Grandpa's grandfather may be Brahman. -Justification.
[Naman] The scriptures say that the role of Brahman
is to lift up the oppressed class.
Miss D'Souza will be my project.
allegiance.
[Mid-tempo music playing on the radio]
Dear Rita, I have to compare it with you to summer days
But then I'm not the Bard.
Interestingly, did you know that Colonel Gaddafi from Libya
claiming that William Shakespeare was actually a Libyan Muslim
named Wali Miya Sheikh Zubair.
There is also certain loose news Sheshappa Iyer, a Brahman from Mysore,
go to England and write plays.
But pretty much Avon.
The Butler, in her eternal fragments titled, rather right,
Drinking song, he asks...
Thank you, dad.
Thank you mom.
[Brian reads the question]
[Naman] D'Souza, P... D'Souza, P...
♪ Hello, operator ♪
♪ You know that I've been waiting for on this call, da, da, da ♪
- ♪ I said hey, operator... ♪ - [Naman] Bingo!
♪ You make me nervous cos the line is involved ♪
♪ I can't believe we let it until this stage ♪
- ♪ Sit here - ♪ -Shh! Shh! Shh!
Hello. Hai, Rita.
[man] Rita, Gita or Sita...
You boys will only... Your meat-shakes-a.
[heroic music]
[people singing] Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie! Ronnie!
Destroys reason. I'm impressed.
Smart kids But while you are busy Putting one line is sad,
-we just won the cricket championship. -Do not be joyful not be limited.
Say one physical activity that you can do better than us.
-Consume alcohol. -In industrial quantities.
[laughter]
-Done This is a challenge. -A royal challenge?
Tomorrow at home, our victory party.
Take yourself to Sadashivnagar and ask anyone for Palace Tower.
-Then see who is bigger. -We don't go for half a step.
Ronnie, I'm hungry.
Burger?
- I don't believe we get a brain - - And they get their daughter.
Even then, Coco-panties themselves.
Many ships have sailed the coconut lagoon.
[music euphoria]
- [laughter] - [playing guitar music]
Rich bastard
Ramu, "rich people have a lot of enemies,
while knowledgeable people have lots of friends
[Ronnie] Oh-ho-ho-ho!
So you all drag yourself away from your busy schedule
It must have been dragged.
Ever used one of these babies before?
-You have overcompensation problems. -So you don't know how to use them?
Poses only.
Girls...
So what do you think of that old pad? Pretty impressive, huh?
- Very Las Vegas. -Dad's favorite city. We go every year.
And where did you go for your hols, Big Boy?
I have to tell you that we have very good cow breeding--
Cattle farm Ramu goes to cattle ranch!
I also hear you raping your cow.
That's our joke.
[Ronnie] This, drink. Better than your normal nag, I'm sure.
-B.U.B.U. -What's more?
Do you do everything very quickly?
He won't know, honey. He never did.
Those who can't drink don't throw stones
Okay, bugger, place your mouth where is the bottle
Praemonitus, praemunitus
-Huh? -Next is forearmed.
Minutes of Fistula, around 1425, J. Arderne
- Also Don Quixote's Cervantes-- -Just shut up and drink, lie quiz.
[playing dance music]
Drink, I say!
[record scratches]
[music stops]
I think my father called me.
[snoring]
[Ajay] See what I found.
Naman takes the bottle...
uncorks it...
and sniff it deeply.
Deep nose, rich and complex.
[sniff]
- Open orange peel. -Mmm.
Espreso.
And Gruyère incandescent tone and smoking Parma ham.
But you are vegetarian.
I am married. I see...
-You flick, I will click. -GOOD!
I can't do it.
-That's our caste. - [burps]
Why are we Brahmins so conservative?
Oh, for a little hard work in this Tory period!
Like waste!
However, there are, other actions.
- [laughter] - [click camera]
[bell tolls]
I see!
-Back again from Hyderabad? -In the plane.
Business class of course.
There is this, uh... mwah! ... the girl beside me
-So you start to feel it. -Why don't you make love?
Who says no?
There is this toilet.
-And you join the mil-high club. -Coffee tea or me?
Unrestricted memoirs from two airline flight attendants.
-Rachel Jones. -Trudy Baker.
No, no, I use the Silk of Fun.
-Promise God. - [bell school bell rings]
Wow, you actually attend class
-This is Wednesday. -Coco-pants in days.
What is the color of the TV color?
[humming is not clear]
[all harmonization]
[old-time playing song]
[chat is not clear]
I say white
I am a dirty person, so I will say yellow.
- Pink. Think pink. - Red.
Class. Today, Sonnet is without the same. Dear...
"Should I compare you with a summer day?
You are prettier and more temperate. And your rent will also end soon if you don't stop the evil giggle.
In this case, my favorite shoot in May, please pollinate away.
This is the first. Ronnie wants to contribute to a class.
-Talk! -When forever hold your urine
Quiz Team, exit now.
Sir, by "disguising away," do you ask the children to break away?
Your personal help helps.
"Get off the stage properly, be chased with a bear."
[girl] Looks like the cricket team came in a package deal
Good things come in big packages.
[laughter]
You can touch my silly point with your smooth legs at any time
Your middle stump is very long.
Stitching on your ball looks pretty good
I'm sure you have something to do with this Thank you.
Oh, and uh, enjoy your pocket billiards.
Bad lizard lounge.
[drum up-tempo]
[man singing] ♪ Oh, you're a jerk ♪
♪ Pain that is so bad at a vagrant ♪
[unclear song]
♪ Brahman Naman Fuck you up ♪
Enough is enough. Let's call Henry.
[Car Horn]
[horn]
Come, come!
Arrival.
"Come, come."
Save some cum for bitches! [laughs]
A man and his cum immediately split up.
Something to make us in the mood.
What mood
All you need is a prostitute and hard-on.
[Henry laughs]
["Alabama (Whiskey Bar)"]
♪ Well, show the way to the next little girl ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Just show me the way for the next little girl... ♪
I always like starter before the main dish
The best way to start innings.
50 Lollipop rupees. 75 rupees mouthwash. 100 rupees full
Lollipop. Enter into.
No, no, no, still!
When the stadium is full, batsman always perform better. Come on.
[unzips pants]
[Henry chuckles]
[Henry moaning]
[shouting]
Give me 75 rupees, mouthwash.
Fifty-one seconds!
Now, your chance
[rock music played nearby]
- Here it is, boy. -Uh, Henry...
Hey! Are you brahman boy have guts or not?
Maybe for security reasons, only lollipop.
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome and all that.
[groans]
Your money, your choice Come.
[women complain]
Uh...
My friends, uh, they want blowjobs, mouthwash, lollipop
What friend Huh?
Uh... Blowjob?
[bleeding]
[cow moos]
[unclear shout]
Do you know that this area is gerrymandered?
Who is Gerry?
Named the Governor of Massachusetts Elbridge Gerry,
who manipulates the constituency
so that people choose it last time
choose one block for another time.
And cut off the people who did not choose it,
-and put them in another district. -Correct.
They do the same thing here to prevent Muslim candidates from winning again,
add a large Hindu majority block to melt the vote
What?
Now we can between the thighs of a prostitute,
losing our virgin
And here we trade selection trivia.
That's all we have, Ajay.
Trivia.
Right.
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with firm determination to reach world class standards,
Rubber On is the best in India rubber coil mattress
With technology imported from Austria,
a dedicated workforce of more than 70,
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A mattress that is always confirmed a healthy hump,
optimizing the frequency of orgasms and facilitating fluid flow.
As said by Rita Suci,
bed with the best boamer bounce results in deeper penetration.
Rubbing, rubbing, rubbing.
Who do you think I build? business for?
After retirement, Rubber On is only for you.
Coffee? Milk butter?
-Half a cup for me -No for me, Ma.
When I was your age, I used to wake up at 4 am, cow milk,
wake up my brothers, make your own coffee, take a shower,
then go all the way to the Christian house to give their children math lessons.
- Then I'll-- - Go to grandfather's accounting company.
Say something new, Appa.
Hard work is our only ethic.
And here you drink every night.
You work really hard so I don't need to, Appa.
Plus I pay for my drink by asking myself.
Quiz? What will happen after college?
Will your quiz feed you? for the rest of your life?
To keep up with the times, I import new machines from Austria.
Unique features of this main coating plant
does it facilitate vertical fiber orientation
A process that produces deeper penetration of latex into sheets,
makes it very classic.
This provides mattresses with uniform density throughout
and extra cushioning effects.
There you have a mattress it's healthy for your back
What? Another quiz time?
Calcutta, Appa.
[Brian reads the question]
[Ash] Naman!
-Naman. - [Naman] what?
I just came to say good luck. And goodbye.
Alright Because of that, the base, arrivederci.
Is there anything you need to travel?
No.
Actually yes. Come with me.
Hello, ash
Request Rita. It's easy if it's a girl's voice.
Hello. Can I talk to Rita?
[funky music]
[telephone rings]
[keep ringing]
-Hello? - [Naman] Hello?
Hi, Rita.
-Who is this? -This is an admirer.
Admirers?
Eh, I sent the letter
What letter
The one with perfume. - [line distorts]
Hello?
-Hello? -Hello? Rita?
-Hello? Are you at the - [whistling train] station
Yes.
Do you come... or leave?
I... I don't know.
[laughs]
Hello? Do you know you are the most beautiful person on earth?
Hello?
Rita, hello? I love you.
[unclear shout]
-Process. - [train whistle]
You succeeded. I will pull the chain.
What happened to Ramu?
He did not ask permission from his father.
There is a fourth member for the quiz.
[man] I might be old, but I haven't died yet.
According to the rules of the championship,
Your companion is permitted to break into.
[Naman] That's good, then.
Sir, can we play music?
-What? Can you repeat the question? -Do we play music?
If music becomes love food, play it.
[funky rock music]
[murky]
[knock on the door]
[switch music]
What is this sound? Other people have complained, you know
Sir, we are young Can enjoy it just once.
- Hold politeness. -Of course, sir.
[music resume]
[mouthwash]
[Naman] Padma R, F-18. Naina K, F-18.
This F-18 can bomb my air base at any time!
[Ajay] Rani P, F-17.
[Randy] Augusta D, F-58.
Unfortunately, here, if I'm not too much Wrong, it's my own exhibition.
[Randy] This shows a kick away from a arranged marriage.
Sir, why is Madras there, as a concept?
You know, I have a deadly relationship with Madras.
The first time I passed the city, the chief minister died
The second time, the governor dies.
This time, I hope the minority is cursed to die.
[Naman] Sir, surely it's a bit fanatical.
Bigoted, shigoted.
We Brahman are the greatest fanatic and racist on this planet.
Why are you ashamed of that? Happy with your supremacy, I said.
A quarter of a kilo
-Naman? -Sir?
-Dig out the gin bottle. -Hah?
I might be old, but I'm not blind. However.
An old man is permitted to enjoy the drink too.
Cherry in gin is cherry on the cake.
[laughs]
Are you all in your cup?
-Diamonds forever -Berry fruit.
The head of the aspiring minister is not dead
But that can change.
He used to live on my way When he was in school.
Bastards in green school uniforms,
The skirt ends right under her underwear.
He really drips as he walks along the road.
And dogs on the heat followed by prostitutes in the heat.
[stammers] Ch - Ch--
Chrysalis, I believe that the word you are struggling for.
[women] Away from the cocoon of parents.
Not to mention the most conservative city in the world.
-Madras. -The name nympha becomes a butterfly.
It is interesting that you use the word "nympha."
If you will whip that old joke nymphomaniac, forget it.
Be like that possible, Whatever mania you like,
You seem to be a peeping seduction.
You don't need a lot of persuasion in the Brahman family, sir.
Learning, learning, learning. A good quiz for you
I mean, who will marry you if not at least have a postgraduate degree?
That's right. Who will do it?
-Do we see you in the Bangalore quiz? -We have seen you
-We are in the South Zone championship. -Who we won
Oh really, how do you know?
I'm Randeep... Randy.
Padma. Rice.
There are no predictable Irish jokes.
I go for the rice theme. I'm Ajay
-Rani. -Yasmin
Naina.
He is Naman, the captain of our team.
I have seen Trappist monks speak more than your team captain.
Forget it. He is in love. With me.
[Naman] Where is he all my wife?
Madras.
You really have to fall in love.
What makes you say that?
Physical action is not an intelligent verbal comeback.
But what can I do?
Talk to him, maybe.
It is known to work.
I will try and chat with Paddy.
-What about Rita? -Who?
[Brian reads the question]
[companion] So, the essence of my book,
I certify Nostradamus Hinduism is inevitable,
is that your superstar Christ Actually it's familiar with a Roman guard.
Tiberius Iulius Abdes Pantera.
-Cataly is much higher than god. - [woman] How complicated.
Obviously there are traces of miscegenation on your own family tree,
- where did you come out to pollute Christianity. -No, no, there is evidence.
The Greek philosopher Celsus So said in his work Alethès Lógos.
-He was denied by his friend Origen-- -In the eight volumes of Contra Celsum.
Naina, can I talk to you for a while?
No. There is no mixing with guys. What will your father say?
Let him go, O Augusta Delphin.
They are typical quiz kids. Harmless, merciless, odorless.
It is clear that your students, Bernard Judekumar Irudayarasan.
I will you know, Miss Augusta, that in 1968,
when I used to come to your school, no one...
[mat train horn]
[Naina] Now, nothing for me?
A beaker full of warm southern parts.
Beautiful Hippocrene.
You know your stuff
Mmm.
This is a funny thing about knowledge.
More than one person has been known to have it
-That is not what I mean. -That's exactly what you mean.
But you don't say what you mean when you say that -
That you fell in love with me.
This is very clear.
I'm handsome, smart, female, brahman,
now sipping alcoholic drinks with you.
I even talked in that funny, convoluted way that the quizzer seemed to automatically adopt.
And if I ask for the cigar, you will propose immediately.
And I'm not fascinated with your quiz-champ status.
You know a lot about me How?
I've seen you on stage.
Admire me from afar.
Seen on stage. You are a great quizzer
fundamentalist Brahman, alcoholics, sexists, etc.
Thank you.
And only you will take it as a compliment.
-You still haven't answered. -I still don't know what the question is
[train horn blowing]
[Rita] are you coming or going?
Forget it.
-Brahman family. -Naman.
- [Naman] Rita? -Naina.
- [Ajay] He is a Christian, ra. -No!
[Bernard] And what's worse, is that I lost a lot of money
because termites get into my deposit box
Sir, what happened?
We are trapped on the Orissa-Bengal border.
The party in power has asked a bandh, a general strike.
There is no movement for the next 12 hours.
-And the backup, sir? -I finished everything when you fell asleep.
Miss Augusta helps.
And the train has run out of food.
Wake up, bastard
- [groans] -Wake up, bastards, wake up.
[traditional Indian guitar song]
Aureolae.
[Naman] We need food.
Liquor.
[stammers] Train.
[both imitate the train]
Stop.
Food, food
Aah...
And, uh, liquor, liquor.
Mmm.
Liquor.
[Chickling chicken, crow chicken]
- [soft chat overlaps] - [Slow music playing on the radio]
[belches]
Sorry.
In China--
Belching is considered a sign gratitude and satisfaction. I know.
-A step ahead. -Clear.
However, I am grateful and satisfied. Thank you for getting all of this
Well, when someone explained as gutless and harmless -
You leave flawlessly.
James Joyce uses the word "feck" as a synonym for stealing.
In Portrait of Artists as young people. Yes.
-No bad. -For a girl?
-No. Not bad per se. -Oh.
A compliment No revenge.
You are right when you say that I don't even understand -
-Naman, don't you have a boyfriend? -Yes.
No, not yet.
[chuckles] Either way, you are not loyal.
No doubt you have some twisted Brahman justifies to explain it.
He does it.
Naina, please Augusta says it's time to sleep.
- [Naman] The last song was in - -White Album. Good night.
You realize who Naina is, right?
Who?
He is you, Naman.
Names of Women.
So, if you make love to him...
it will be like fucking yourself.
That makes gay sex.
[playing rock music]
[singing]
- [Brian] Good night, everyone. -[applause]
How does Calcutta work today? How does Calcutta work today?
- [cheering] -Very good.
This year is a very special year because we are celebrating it 17th birthday quizzing in India,
which, as you all know, starts here in Calcutta.
Women and men, welcome to the Superstars Quiz
The biggest quiz in India, and I Brian D'Costa.
-Oh, lack of brain. -Yes.
As usual, we have teams from all over India,
from Delhi, Bombay, Bangalore, Madras
and of course, our own Calcutta kollolini.
- [applause and applause] -I have good news for you
This year, our sponsors are not only hosting outstation teams,
but also pay for food and drink costs.
-What did he say? -He said drinks were at home.
India has a proud quiz tradition.
This is because we Indians are hungry for knowledge...
Hey. How are you? Everything is fine? Glad to see you.
[Brian] We Indians also have fun in displaying the word knowledge.
Trivia, esoteric, science, technology.
-16 whiskey, please. On the quiz tab. -Yes, Sir.
... our wonderful goalscorer for tonight, Kitty Chatterjee.
You look very beautiful. Come on up Great. WELCOME.
Can we get big applause? for Kitty tonight? Thank you.
Thank you very much. Well, my next question is for Bangalore.
Are you ready for this question?
On the Calcutta subway, what is the pen seller called?
Your time starts now
This is a pass-on round... Yes?
-Lalu-Bhulus. -That's the right answer
Large applause. Thank you very much.
Kitty, two points for Bangalore.
Delhi, my next question,
who is Layla's villain, along with Eric Clapton?
George Harrison.
Sorry, that's the wrong answer. The question now reaches Madras.
-What is the answer? -Jim Gordon.
Really right! Perfect!
The Bangalore Team, which in 1942 painted by Edward Hopper
-depicts people in the city center-- -Nighthawks.
Perfect. Thank you very much. Two points for Bangalore.
Calcutta, nationality from Christopher Columbus
[boy] We suspect he's Spanish.
I am very sorry, is the wrong answer
The question is now turning to Bangalore.
-Italia. -Really right.
Bangalore is rolling over tonight.
Who lured the first ball?
-Graham McKenzie. -That is very correct.
- All right, Calcutta, what's the answer? -1911.
Really right. Hopefully we have a big round applause for Calcutta! Thank you.
This is the first. Tie
Defending champion Calcutta,
and Bangalore challenger both are tied to 32 points.
Because this is an all-winning winner quiz,
Now I have to ask the last tiebreak question
Are you ready?
Bangalore, this tiebreak question is for you.
What is the popular American slang? for motels run by Indians?
Most hotels in the US are managed by Patels. Potels.
What?
[Brian] Your time is running out, Bangalore.
-Oh sorry. Can you repeat the question? - [Brian] yes
What is the popular American slang? for motels run by Indians?
Simple. Potels. Motel is run by Patels.
Bangalore, that is the wrong answer.
Calcutta, your turn.
I believe the correct answer will become Patels.
That's right. Calcutta has the right answer!
-Calcutta wins again! - [cheering]
Potel, not Patels, is the right answer, sir
-Potels. Potels, Calcutta, potels. -That's Patels.
This is an improvement. I know it.
[sound fades]
[echoing] I curse you, You are babo babless Brian baboon.
[drum up-tempo]
♪ Oh, you're a jerk ♪
♪ Pain that is so bad at a vagrant ♪
[unclear song]
♪ Brahman Naman Fuck you up ♪
[chat is not clear]
Sorry, Naman. You deserve to win.
-This is fixing. Damn it without a brain - - [man clears his throat]
[Naina] Naman, this is my father Sorry, uncle. It's just -
Whatever the scenario, rotten use inappropriate language, youth.
Sorry, uncle.
What did you learn?
Trade. St. James, Bangalore, sir.
It's a good college. What are your plans? -Plan? -I means career plan.
Are you studying B-com? Hello?
You learn B-com, next year, MBA?
Sir, I haven't really decided yet.
Well, that's a problem with boys today.
Look at my Naina. He is preparing for MBA entry.
[sighs]
Naina, let me go and check the ticket.
I'm sorry. She's not as bad as she heard.
My father asked me the same question. [clears throat]
Anyway, what did he say? ticket? Didn't you come back with us
No. Uh...
We went to Jamshedpur to meet my aunt.
-So when...? -Who knows?
And we
Naman, just because a girl spends with you on the same term
does not qualify for "us".
Do you even like me?
You are strangely liked. Or fun, which is odd.
On the quiz tab.
[laughs]
Naman, if you don't mind, I have a suggestion
What can you add? for this beautiful night?
Why don't you call Rita? However, he is Plan A.
Master bleed
[playing rock music]
[uncertain chat above PA]
-Details? -So...
Is Padma aka Paddy Virgin? River of blood, and so on?
-We don't really... -What? But you are with him all night.
-In fact, we don't do it. Why, bambino? Is there no lead in an old pencil?
No, you don't let me finish.
I will say, actually, We don't do it with condoms.
Bareback.
It slips smoothly without obstacles.
He says it's bankrupt from excessive riding cycles.
It's not from Ajay's excessive use.
I want to know what he will say to her husband?
I believe hymenoplasty is a choice lately.
[Train whistle]
[moody electropop music]
- ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ You are on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I'm on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ Are you in pain? ♪ - ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Is this a game? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ It's a shame ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ This is a game ♪
♪ Ah, ah, ah, ah ♪
Fast. Get him out
-In the track? -What else?
[unzipping pants]
[Brian reads the question]
[hot music]
[silent groans]
[Rita] Listen, you can't save it call me like this
My parents have wondered.
And you keep hanging up when other people pick up.
That's because I want to talk only with you.
Can I call you dear
Darling Rita
Hmm.
You look beautiful
-Hello? -Hello?
Hello.
[Naman] You look beautiful.
Hmm...
How do you know?
Because girls look beautiful when they are angry
But I don't even know what you look like.
In full time, at the right time.
-Hello? - [distorted] At the right time.
-Hello? -I can't - [static]
Please give me a clue.
I write articles in St. magazine James' College last year.
-Hello? -Hello?
-What does it call? -This is called Depression: A Minute.
Hello? Rita, hello?
[Rita laughs]
Depression: A Minute.
Hello?
You are there. I look everywhere.
What do you want?
-I just heard about Calcutta and-- -You came to laugh at our defeat.
You know I will never dream of things like that
Good news, good news, Lord will come, the Savior will come!
-But I've been here. -No, the Lord Jesus Christ will come.
Austin Town football ground. 7 p.m. Wednesday.
Does he come alone?
[motorcycle approach]
This one? -Yes.
Are you Naman?
And what do you know?
Stupid language of your nonsense
really matches the stupid language from your stupid letter
Stupid!
So you're the one Who called me all this time?
Never call me again. Coward.
At least he talks with you directly.
♪ My baby left me ♪
♪ She's angry ♪
[Ajay] "Never call me again.
- Coward." -Fuckers
With friends like you, who needs an enema?
This is what I said at first.
Nothing to do with girls. They are stupid.
What about your father with Padma? in Calcutta?
The best thing to do is jerk it out.
He will disappear from your heart as soon as you cum.
Don't worry, he might be untouched too.
To win sex. Sex is the truth
In vino veritas
There is truth in alcohol too.
I'm sorry, I lied to you in Calcutta.
At least you have been lying down, ra. Padma isn't Sylvia Kristel, but...
That night after the quiz,
Miss Augusta let her go with me because Bernie told her that we were not dangerous.
He is hours to return.
- [laughter] -No one is lying!
Hey. Why pursue Nainas and Ritas when do you have them?
-I won't go there. -I will.
♪ I'll be fine ♪
I want a green salad.
You will get your revenge, baba
[Ramu] "If you stab us, don't we bleed?
If you tickle us, don't we laugh?"
"If you poison us, don't we not die?"
"If you are wrong, don't we take revenge?"
Shakespeare
- [Randy] I want... -Randy!
... green salad.
- [Ramu] goes down. Go down now - [Ash] Please, what are you doing?
But I want a green salad.
[Ash] Randy, please come down. Please.
Not green There are no women
No salad
What's the use of life?
[panic chatter]
Go down, bro. Don't make a scene here.
- [Ash] Please, Randy. - [Naman] Waiter, salad, now.
- [Naman] It will come -This way. Go down. Careful.
There is your green salad.
Precision... is the key.
God, what have I created?
[motorcycle engine]
Watch and learn. Brahmin revenge.
[whistle blowing]
- [Ash laughs] - [playing rock music]
where is it now?
You want to see something you have never seen before
Romantic, gentle, bouncy.
I really want to!
Joseph! Joseph!
Yaarappa? Sir, you are very late Leave the lights on, maado, and go back to sleep, understand?
[Ash laughs]
-Wow. -Impresif.
My father imports these machines from Austria Very?
[Ash laughs]
For Madam, the best latex rubber latex
displaying extraordinary burlap hessian layered fabric.
[giggling]
Or maybe this one. This one is drowning to make a perfect contour for your body.
Or should I say... contours for your perfect body?
I have a surprise for you.
A Brahman cannot take a sip from the same bottle as you.
Our lips will be touched.
After all, I'm also a Brahman.
Ow! Naman!
Ouch. What do you think?
Sorry.
How bad?
Ash?
Cover the face.
Basic fire.
[silent mouth]
I have been waiting this long, Naman.
Where do you go, bastard
Sorry for you, Naman. Very sorry.
I came here tonight because I love you, despite continuing to mock and...
Below I think that there is some love for me.
I'm very wrong
Your pride is just a front for your ugliness
Yes, Naman, you are ugly.
Rita is right. You are just a coward
You think because you have all the answers you are very smart You are not
And you don't.
As soon as your cheerleading friend grows and sees through you,
You will be left alone your miserable life.
[start motor]
[turn off the motor]
What are you waiting for? Fuck off.
-It's a walk back. -I said, fuck it off.
[engine revving]
[bicycle race]
[bell school bell rings]
-Naman, I - - Iriya Samiti,
walking rules in the Jain scriptures,
it states that someone must walk Look carefully at a distance of six feet in front.
So it does not cause pain or death from any living thing
"I like to walk for a long time.
Especially when they are taken by people who bother me."
[both] Noël Coward.
- Guess what. -Sydney?
I go back to the coach, luxury class, of course
This sex bomb is in the chair next to me.
Men or women?
He fell asleep with his head on my shoulder so I fiddled with it.
He pretended to sleep.
So I stuck a finger in her vagina...
[sniffing]... and I kiss it.
Does it smell of fish?
It's heavenly, ra, like yours newly cooked biryani grandmom.
-Veg or non-vegetable? -Do you make love to him?
[Brian reads the question]
- Welcome, Bangalore. - [cheering]
Welcome to the final Annual Maria Sagaya Memorial Quiz.
Well, before we start this event, let me tell you about
certain embarrassing cheats on the Quiz Superstars event held in Calcutta.
Upset when beaten by a superior team,
the Bangalore team misused our hospitality and issued a ransom of 4,000 rupees,
including two single malt bottles.
[applause and applause]
[Brian] So this is for you, Naman Bala.
You and your entire team are forbidden from this quiz.
If I have a way, from every other quiz.
Please leave the hall. Now!
Now.
Will the other finalists please take the stage?
What are you doing, Naman?
If this is your apology, then you're late for that, believe me.
[man] Give him a chance, man.
[silent] there is a word...
[microphone input]
There is a word in English, comes from Latin, of course,
That is an expression of regret.
I have committed a violation.
And the perception of the violation can compound from time to time...
or known as compound regret.
What I'm doing here is to compunctulate.
No, to recompunctulate.
-I have decided. -What?
I will marry Ash and make an honest woman from her.
Where did it come from?
If you are looking for context, young intern,
the events of the last few days should not escape your attention
He is Brahman.
While Ramu is here preparing to get it is defeated by a bull,
unless he has lost his hymen milk worker or other rough help.
That is a bull... that broke my leg.
Where I am
Ramu starts to mess.
No, I am in Ash, but I will be one we join together in a holy marriage.
Hi, honchos
Come for alcohol offerings di dhaba?
[hums]
♪ Oh, show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪
[all] ♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Show the way to the next whiskey bar ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Because if we don't find it the next whiskey bar ♪
♪ I say that we have to die ♪
♪ I say that we must die ♪
♪ I tell you I say ♪
♪ I say that we have to die ♪
[playing instrumental music]
[all humming]
♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪
♪ We now have to say goodbye ♪
♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪
♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪
♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪
♪ We now have to say goodbye ♪
♪ We have lost our good old mama ♪
♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪
♪ Well, show the way to the next little girl ♪
♪ Oh, don't ask why ♪
♪ Because if we don't find it the next little girl ♪
♪ I say that we have to die ♪
♪ I said, I told you I said that we must die ♪
♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪
♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪
♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪
♪ Oh, moon in Alabama ♪
♪ We have lost our good old mom ♪
♪ And must be whiskey Oh, you know why ♪
["Where do you want to go?" by Dr. Jayram & Sriharikuudi]
- ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I don't know ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ Where did you go? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ You are on the train ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ I'm in pain ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ Are you in pain? ♪ - ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Is this a game? ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
- ♪ It's a shame ♪ - ♪ Ah, ah ♪
♪ This is a game ♪
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