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It's more disgusting than I've seen.
No, Mom. Actually it's better than that. Let me search through the computer quickly. </ P>
That's it. </ P>
Do you know that nine out of ten doctors...
Recommend this as the only way to stop smoking?
Can you wait a minute? Damn you! Fuck! </ P>
- Hey, Tim. - Hey, Evan. </ P>
Have you totaled presentation material for Friday? </ P>
What presentation? </ P>
Presentation of Phallusite. </ P>
About the damn pill again? </ P>
Natural Enhancement of Females. </ P>
- Does that work? - Really works.
- It's just rubbish. - Still working.
It doesn't matter if it works.
The important thing is we have to get the account, okay?
And then I can delete "actions" from the sales manager.
- Will strengthen, you can rely on me. - Thank you.
Take it! Take the gun. </ P>
- They don't... - Team. </ P>
- Team. - I have a sales call. </ P>
- Mom, listen, if you don't buy... - You will die. </ P>
Feel that, you bastard. </ P>
You too? Mike, start working. </ P>
- You owe me $ 50. - Damn! </ P>
Can I borrow $ 50? </ P>
Hey, Evan. Sorry to remind you, you still owe me $ 20 at the NCAA tournament pool, & apos; right? </ P>
Yes, of course. Sorry. </ P>
Aku serasa rentenir memeras orang-orang. Tapi sungguh aku kekurangan dana bulan ini.
My cat has a cleft lip, he needs surgery. He always drops his milk into his eyes.
How tragic.
Stop it, stupid ass.
Sorry, have I messed up the rules of the definition of the professional sports that we have been living in?
Yes, I just said this was clearly a basketball throw.
- Okay, but I'm sure if people are thrown in a baseball... - Yes, no one has ever been hit by a baseball.
- In baseball history... - Not adult male sports.
In the history of major league baseball...
- Can I help you with something? - Yes, thank you.
I should have worked with Evan Sanders today.
- Yes, he came at 9:30. - Now it's 10:45.
- Lihat, kau bisa melihatnya bergetar. - Tentu saja, karena ada penggetarnya.
- So, Evan didn't come to mean I had to... - You will know when he came, okay?
He will soon offer you bullshit.
If you want to do something, you can get me some coffee. </ P>
- Don't you drink... - Hey, Sport. </ P>
You see trash there? Take it and throw it in the trash in the garage.
Is there no officer for that?
Yes, his time is valuable. See you soon!
- All right. - Bye!
Don't waste your bullets.
Five-five. Here it is. </ P>
- The last one. - This one. </ P>
- I can feel it. - All right. </ P>
Sipp! </ P>
Introduce yourself, soldier. </ P>
I'm Jack, a new apprentice employee. I'm just throwing garbage. </ P>
- Isn't there an officer for that? - Right.
- Jerry. - Frank.
Please follow the rules.
This is my first day.
Thank you for taking the trouble. p>
- Set the balance. - How are you, Dildo?
Hey, Andrew. Sorry to remind you, but you happened to have debt in the NCAA tournament, & right? </ P>
- Do you think I forgot about it? - Of course not, this office is certainly fun. </ P>
My cat has a cleft lip, he's allergic to several types of air.
- Hey, Mike. - Get out of it!
All right. It's too early for that language but tomorrow I'm sure I'll hear it again, buddy. </ P>
- All right, see you later. - See you later, Dave. </ P>
Outside ordinary, friends.
Nobody pays Dave, he will stop the pool.
Tidak. Itu hanya cara dia agar bisa bicara dengan orang lain.
Team, I thought you were working on the presentation of Phallusite.
What is phallusite?
Are you kidding me? Do you really work today? </ P>
No.
Hey, guys. </ P>
Damn! For HR Chief, you're too sexy. </ P>
Thank you. </ P>
- Mandy, can we talk? - Don't call me Mandy. </ P>
Andrew , how was your weekend?
Fun. I'm with my neighbor. </ P>
Finally. All right! </ P>
You mean that sexy Ukrainian girl? </ P>
Actually this is her mother. </ P>
- Not bad. Hello. - Mandy. </ P>
Please, can we talk privately elsewhere? </ P>
Why? this is a corporate break room.
Our relationship is only business, whatever you want to say to me,
You can say before all our business partners. Right, & apos; right? </ P>
Okay, alright. Listen...
What I want to say is...
Hey, congratulations on your pool NCAA tournament. </ P>
Yes, thank you. I really hate the Duke, but they win. </ P>
Alright...
Have a nice day. </ P>
Except you. You're a damn loser. </ P>
- Fine, that's not your first response. - Right. </ P>
I didn't mean to go beyond my limits, but what's the matter! Gosh! </ P>
I don't want to talk about it. </ P>
Okay, I've started being uncomfortable. </ P>
I know the story. I'll tell you. </ P>
So, it's about them. </ P>
Evan. </ P>
I love you. </ P>
No.
Bagaimana bisa kau menjawab tidak?
You can say anything, literally, whatever.
I can't even use my brain understand what you say when you say no.
- Shoot! This might be your chance to shoot him again. - Don't. </ P>
Just call him bitch if it makes you better. </ P>
- Or just keep quiet, like... - No.
You can talk through the tongue. Maybe like...
- Even English or German! - Nein (No).
I understand. I understand. I'm a troublemaker. I understand that, okay? </ P>
The word just came out. I don't know what happened. I screwed it up. </ P>
You really screwed it up, buddy. He is the coolest girl ever. </ P>
You remember when he kicked all our ass on paintball ?
- He is like having beauty on his face? - Not real.
Honestly, for me, dating him like dating a man.
Like a girl sexy who have a penis.
Not a woman?
No, of course women. Did you not hear what I said? </ P>
- All right. - No, she is a sexy girl with a beautiful penis...
She is still a girl. < br /> He only has male organs.
- I understand what you mean. - It's called a feminine penis.
What if a man has a vagina?
He really gave good advice.
- I'm an idiot. - Yes.
You know, you and me with some margaritas.
That's too offensive. </ P>
- Kenapa? Itu bukan rasis. - Aku tahu itu tidak rasis. Aku suka Margarita.
I was only offended because you thought I would date you.
Did anyone see Andrew?
Andrew, can you pick up your phone? From that point on, friend.
Maybe only one of the applicants was a woman "like a man" in his 15th year.
Your applicant is "like a man" ?
No. I mean, women "like men"! </ P>
Not men like men. You know, men like men...
Stop saying "like men". </ P >
Can you just pick up your phone? Maybe call from buyer.
Maybe it's a sales business call.
I'll deal with you after this.
I'll talk to him, okay?
I heard you and Amanda broke up.
You also know that?
Yes, he's the HR chief, and he takes out the memo.
- I... - All right.
Andrew, pick up the phone!
- Evan, may I interrupt for a while? - Yes.
What is the presentation? Are you ready for Friday?
Yes Friday . Of course, Ted. </ P>
Yes, we need this account, Evan. </ P>
Sales have deteriorated, but if we can get through this problem, you will save us all.
I know, the guy in the sales manager isn't the most luxurious position in the world.
No, my source says it's not that bad.
Tell me if you need anything, because we will seek this opportunity.
Yes.
I will change some of the positions in our company.
I want you to be a team player, no matter what.
Yes, Ted. You can count on me. </ P>
- My room, in 10 minutes. - All right. </ P>
Hi friends, guess what, I think Ted offered me a sales manager position .
Bam! Snap! </ P>
What? </ P>
Bam, snap. It's like the slogan I just made. </ P>
- Yes, but it doesn't work. - In the process. </ P>
- I like it. - Thank you, Mike .
I'm still working on inflection but...
- The room is ten minutes away. - That slogan makes me feel needed here.
- I think so. - Yes, it's pretty good. </ P>
Yes, we have to start bringing fruit into. </ P>
- We can eat it. - I haven't ready with fruit.
Hey, Amanda, Mandy, Amanda.
Sorry to bother you, but Ted wants everyone in the room.
He has an announcement to make.
- Okay, I understand. - Okay.
I think he will make me the Sales Manager.
- Really? - Yes, finally able to get the promotion. </ P>
It's a bit crazy. I just can't believe it. </ P>
The word "Manager" sounds too mature. I think just yesterday when kids,
Laughed and did stupid things. </ P> >
And now we're no longer children. I listened to NPR this morning.
They talked about monkey habits, and that was the funniest thing I've ever heard.
I heard on the radio they imitated their voices, you know?
They sing, like sweet monkeys that don't...
- Evan, I have a lot of work. So, I'm sorry. - Yes, I will...
- Berkumpul dalam 5 menit. - Baik.
I'm sorry I have to tell that there will be a major overhaul,
we will put some people.
Mike!
Time to make changes.
Company leaders feel we need a new official sales manager.
And I really agree.
So I'm proud to announce our new sales manager,
Max Phillips.
- No. Don't Max. - Who is this Max? What's wrong? </ P>
Max, Evan and I were at the same high college. Long story. </ P>
- Hey, Evan. - Yup? </ P>
- That's not a long story. - No. </ P>
What I told you Max had slept with Evan's boyfriend, then Evan and Max were kicked out of school,
- Until Max hit Evan on the face? - No, you stepped over all that.
Questions.
- What do we sell here? - Shake tool.
- Grower mustache. - The Abinatrix. </ p >
No, Michael. We sell dreams. </ P>
- He knows my name. - Sales are like seduction. </ P>
And when you seduce, you say, "I have a 401k" ?
Or "I have a thread"? No.
You have to say...
"I love you".
Because people make decisions from the heart.
If you want to sell bullshit not useful for fat people in Alabama,
and boring housewives in Iowa, think of their dreams.
Convince them. Their lives can go beyond their hard work as long as they are human. </ P>
Beri mereka harapan, buka mata mereka pada sesuatu yang lebih besar.
Hide your pity for poor life depressing them.
And give them life.
Act better.
Our target month this is...
$ 1 million in sales.
Too aggressive? Yes! </ P>
But I'm sure we can do it. </ P>
And if not, Ted and I have agreed...
We will be forced to kill all of you.
You better do what he says.
So, let's go out and sell.
- What is this, Ted? - Wait For a moment.
- Nobody has ever promised you that position. - Yes, I know, but why is Max Phillips?
He holds an MBA. He has a good experience. He is highly recommended. </ P>
Dia memiliki beberapa ide menarik untuk karyawan baru.
Honestly, we are lucky to hire him.
How is it possible... From all of us?
This is no big deal, isn't it?
- You Will work with Max? - No!
Of course not, I just need a little notice before you enter someone else.
Look, I like you, Evan. Really. </ P>
I mean, you always come on time. You're a hard worker. You're a caring employee. </ P>
Thank you. Of course! </ P>
Like the advice I received from my boss while training soccer,
"The most important person in the team is the first person to try".
Now, get out.
Thank you, Jerry.
- Sudah sediakan file karyawan yang kuminta? - Ya, kurasa.
It might help if you are more a little specific about what you are looking for.
Look, Amanda, I know you and Evan have history and I know that you care about him
I am the head of HR, so it is inappropriate for me to talk about this...
Of course, I will tell you something. After I settle down, you and I might be able to...
Schedule meetings to get to know each other.
Yes, that sounds good.
Hey, buddy.
Only HR speakers. Thank you, Mandy. </ P>
- We will... - Hey, that... Where is Fuzz Aldrin? </ P>
- Fuzz Aldrin, our janitor, why ? - Long time no see, right?
Listen, Evan. I know you and I have a dark past. But maybe my advice,
- Let the water flow, make history. - All right...
Everything must be about the company now, & apos; right? I know I can rely on you.
This room is mine...
Boom shaka laka. Who is a loser now, bitch?
You want to be a kid. Okay, you can cry all night,
Because you're currently dealing with real adults. </ P>
I'll kill you. </ P>
Yes.
Yes, I will kill you!
Yes, I saw you. Eat that crap. </ P>
Hey. </ P>
Gosh! You must warn someone before doing that. </ P>
- Office hours are over. - Yes, high-speed internet is free,
And Elaine left the Souplantation in fridge. So, hurry up from before me,
Because tonight is my personal time.
Okay.
I'll call you to clean something in a few minutes.
So you can mopping me here and here.
- And some here... - I'll go smoke.
I'm back. You're crying again? Yes, accept that. </ P>
I heard your tears start dripping. </ P>
What is this? </ P>
I want to go home now , if anyone wants to steal something from this company,
I'll leave long enough so that you can do that freely.
Yes, it's funny
Please turn on the lights for men who is this boker, friend.
This is just a kind of school prom joke, right?
Alright , friend. Anyone who does this better stop. </ P>
Kolonel Sanders.
Still funny. Is Mike home? </ P>
- The car is in the garage. - Negative, sir. </ P>
- Do you know Mike? - Negative, sir.
How do you know he's not here?
I closed all doors myself in the area of 600 there were no unfamiliars that penetrated my perimeter.
I was alert full.
Full alert, huh?
I'm sure I know this cat, sir.
Okay, please continue.
- No I'm definitely dreaming. - Max called me at 6:00 a.m. to arrive early.
I've never been up before dawn since graduating from college.
- What? - I'm not gay. They have archery events. </ P>
- Alright, why tell me? - This situation sucks, man. </ P>
I mean, we have to do this garbage. You know how much do they mess us up?
We?
Yes, I think you will become a sales manager. I want you to get it, buddy.
What is better than it has the best friend who is your boss?
I mean, I will be free for everything. But now...
I mean, you know me, friend.
You allowed me to become myself at work. </ P>
- Unused slacker. Not worth it. - Exactly. </ P>
- That's right. - I mean, look at me. </ P>
My routine is corrupted. </ P>
Yes, you are the real victim.
I know.
But you also feel the impact.
By the way...
It's impossible.
- You must be kidding. This is my desk now? - Literally, it's still the printer table. </ P>
But you can use it. </ P>
Apa aku tidak dapat kursi?
Astaganaga!
We will make this place useful, Theodore. We will separate meat from fat.
Mike dies.
- Mike dead! - What? </ P>
Mike died in the bathroom. I'm there and someone has eaten it...
I don't know. I see it. </ P>
God, I don't want to be here anymore. </ P>
Evan, relax a little. What's wrong? </ P>
Mike...
He died...
In the bathroom. </ P>
Ted, phone security.
We have to see it.
- Hey, Frank, we still... - Emergency Code One.
You still have $ 40 debt < br /> at the NCAA swimming pool tournament.
I want to join but I have to deliver these letters.
Tunggu! Jangan buka pintunya.
I'm sorry. I just want to warn you , I hope you all have a strong stomach. </ P>
Oh, my God. </ P>
That's disgusting. I'll clean it again. </ P>
What? No way. </ P>
No! </ P>
I just saw a horror program here. </ P>
Evan, you didn't mean to stall time for Phallusite's presentation , & apos; right?
- What? - Presentation of Phallusite.
- Schedule tomorrow. If you are not ready... - No. I'm just...
I'm not ready yet, okay? I won't be ready, okay? </ P>
- Mike! - I'll take care of Mike,
If he wants to miss work today. You just need to focus on your presentation.
We rely on you, slugger.
It's impossible! What is this! </ P>
Ijin untuk berbicara.
Oh my God, Frank. Can you get rid of it for a moment your command event? I'm not in the mood. </ P>
You're right. Someone spends a little blood. </ P>
I need to talk to you. </ P>
Evan, if this is about us, I'm working...
- Mike die. - What?
I found it in the men's room, leaning on the toilet with a mess,
There's blood everywhere, then I go looking for help, and he disappears.
- Gosh. I can't believe you did that. - Do what? Mike died in the bathroom. </ P>
Did anyone else see the body? </ P>
Nothing. I went looking for help, and when I returned he disappeared. </ P>
Gosh! Evan, what you're talking about is Mike. He might be doing a joke. </ P>
Jangan lupa dia juga seorang bajingan, oke?
- He's a jerk, but this seems real. - Okay.
Let's consider the possibility. First choice, someone killed Mike,
Leave it in the bathroom then move the body when you leave. </ P>
If he is moved...
Or the second option is that this is only just your problem for being lazy work,
Then play your joke.
Okay, now I will kill it.
Yes, you have a hard job.
Okay, The Max cleans the house. </ P>
Mike might be fired before starting the joke. </ P>
- I have to work on my presentation. - Yes. </ P>
Thank you.
- Don't you have a job? - Not really.
- Dave, & apos; right? - Yes.
I heard You're talking about swimming pools. King of Sports Companies.
Very strange. I keep trying to invite people here to call me like that. </ P>
I might have to stop. My cat is really jealous when I spend a lot of time forgetting about diabetes. </ P>
It's impossible. </ P>
Excitement is very much needed for the health of every company. And you've made important contributions. </ P>
Come with me, you can give Vegas tips in the round . - Habits of men, & apos; right?
- Alright. - Come on.
I have some kind of idea for other pools. Curling competitive, fantasy fishing, ant bites...
Friends, files.
What's wrong? Are you okay? </ P>
I...
Aku...
Aku tidak tahu.
- Now, I'm just trying not to get fired. - That's smart, good plan.
- Welcome to the club, & right? - Right.
I want your debt of $ 20 NCAA tournament.
- I told you, friend. I... - There is no reason! You gamble, then you lose. </ P>
Now pay for your failure. </ P>
- You need to relax, Brian. - I can relax after having my $ 20, Tim.
Your time is until 5. Don't make me come looking for you.
Evan, thank you for the wise payment and on time. It won't be forgotten. </ P>
What is that? </ P>
I didn't even enter the pool. </ P>
Damn, Mike's computer uses a password. </ P>
Maybe it's good. Because there are lots of porn files there. </ P>
Bagaimana aku bisa mendapatkan angka hasil penjualan?
You mean, you want all the numbers...
Yes, my worksheet is on the computer Mike and the computer are locked.
- You don't have the password? < br /> - No, I don't like keywords,
So I plan to start from the beginning.
Yes, I can help you, especially > after what Ted did to you.
- So horrible. - I know.
You just experienced a terrible thing
- So you can help me? - Yes.
I will go down to the basement, and get the data for you.
You're really a savior, Zabs. Go and do it, and we'll talk again.
- Ok. - Okay. See you later.
- Gosh. - Throw it here. </ P>
Really? </ P>
Evan?
Damn. I tore this skirt. </ P>
Come on. </ P>
- Please, it's not the world. Only one night. - I will be fired. </ P>
- And you will be imprisoned. - I'm on the team, I can't go. </ P>
- She's terrible . - Gosh, Tim!
All right. What do I get if I do it? </ P>
My biggest thanks, respect and admiration from your colleagues. </ P>
- Not including me. - Come on, friend .
- Give something valuable. - Noble gems, cash.
If we get this account, then all the phallus you need you can free.
- No. - Yes.
- You have to be in a sales position. - Yes! - Damn it! </ p >
Mengapa kau peduli? Aku rasa kau juga harus ikut repot dalam misi ini.
- I can't tonight. I have a Kelly Clarkson ticket. - Yes, you have discussed it. </ P>
All right. I like the song Walk Away, really. </ P>
This Burrito also becomes rubbish. This is a conventional oven, isn't it? </ P>
Yes you know, microwave is the result of great discovery, Tim.
Do you know? May I intervene a little? </ P>
- As you usually are? - How much longer do you plan to punish Evan? </ P>
Gosh, Tim. I don't want to discuss that now. </ P>
Yes, you have to, Mandy. We have to discuss that now. </ P>
Because, Evan is a good person. You know that, I know that. Okay? </ P>
- So it's natural that he made a mistake. He's human. - Yes, that's the biggest problem, Tim. </ P>
What do you want me to say? </ P>
Benar Evan menyakiti perasaanku. Sangat.
Yes, I think that's what I want you to say.
You said it.
Look, I don't mean to add to the burden your emotions, but we all think you're awesome.
Yep, Awesome Amanda.
- Dating me like dating a man. Great. - Never listen to what people say. </ P>
This is not the application I was hoping for, okay? </ P>
And this can't happen to you, but really it's hard for me to even say,
The letter "L". So please, don't make jokes about lesbians right now. </ P>
- That's not appropriate. I won't do that. - You always make jokes about lesbians. </ P>
Not in front of lesbians. Or women with lesbian haircut. </ P>
Listen , I don't expect him to say I'll come back to me.
But my goodness, Tim. He replied "No?"
He said no. What kind is that? </ P>
- The response is not positive. - Yes. </ P>
The pain will be reduced if just says "No". </ P >
Hey, Evan.
Mandy gets angry because I damage the microwave, I don't understand the buttons,
And I blow up my Burrito, and he I want to bake the salad, so I thought...
- We talked about you. - Clear.
Amanda Baron.
Your friend called you Mandy, but Amanda is better, stronger. </ P>
A name that can tear a man's back. </ P>
An interesting observation. </ P>
I smell surge. I can hear your whole heart is broken, and wet. </ P>
That's really weird, okay? </ P>
Evan tidak layak untukmu.
Maybe you just need a woman's touch.
Shouldn't you answer your cellphone?
I like your clothes.
No money has ever been transferred, <br
I made a check mark on the board. That's the result of the sale, friend.
Tik-tok, bastard.
Tik p>
- Yes, you can borrow my $ 20. - Hurry up.
Please provide your home address and e-mail address, also Social Security, and I
Please.
One...
Hour 5. See you tomorrow, bastard.
No one saw Dave, & no? </ P>
But I've given you $ 20. </ P>
Evan? </ P>
Hi, Elaine. </ P>
- Okay, friend. See you tomorrow. - Phallusite. </ P>
Fine, let's do it. </ P>
You will call me Ward Cleaver because I have finished June report.
Good.
You can call me Uncle Ben because I'm only stuck in May.
Good.
- This job might make us not sleep. - Amen, my brother.
Damn.
Zabeth only gave a copy until July, You want to go downstairs to take an August report?
- To the basement? - Yes.
That's the place I fear most since I saw people limp masked.
You know, Elaine relaxed while there.
Ayolah, kumohon. Pergi saja. Anggap saja sebagai kunjungan lapangan yang kau kerjakan selama semenit.
- Actually, that's a good argument. - Hurry up.
No. Don't do that, Evan. </ P>
Bad idea. </ P>
Fuck it! I'm here longer than him. </ P>
Gosh, Zabeth. You surprised me. What are you doing down here? </ P>
Damn. Of course. </ P>
"Ass hat"? </ P>
I think Evan will come down, but not. </ P>
Why send children do men's work ?
I disagree.
"The douche nozzle".
I have to stop doing that.
- You know I always have something for you, right? - Really?
Because I always thought you always expected me to die in a car fire.
Tidak. Kenapa sayangku bisa menganggapku seperti itu?
Because you've said, "Andrew, I hope you die in a car fire."
Register a new employee, huh?
This is certainly not a surprise. p>
You're very specific about the model, distance.
Oh no. I wasted my time lamenting Evan. </ P>
And Evan will stay like that. A trash. </ P>
Max, you're sick. </ P>
Come on. Evan my friend, and he the only person in this office who is...
You're right, fuck the guy. </ P>
This is Team. What? Really? </ P>
What are you doing? </ P>
What? I'm the only person in an office that you haven't given a decision. </ P>
Okay, just deny it, maybe there will be some color changes down there,
Tapi jika bisa, kau bisa berpura-pura mengacuhkannya. Sebenarnya, aku tidak ingin berjanji lebih.
Let's just do it.
My friend Ted will be very interested in this.
I have greatly underestimated the flexibility of Anne Taylor Loft.
Yes God! You bite my lips. Do we not need "Safety Devices"? </ P>
- Shout for me. - Okay. I am as good as the next man. </ P>
You mark Zabeth. </ P>
Oh my God! </ P>
Okay, I've taken a self defense class for a bad girl , and they succeeded in you.
Dave? What exactly is she doing? </ P>
- Hit her foot, plug her eyes, kick her groin. - Very interesting class. </ P>
This one is different. </ P>
Oh my God! </ P>
I will still kill you even if you shout. </ P>
What does that mean? </ P>
I just didn't say when. </ P>
Baiklah, Max.
We'll see what Ted's response to this is.
You won't believe what's just...
Fucker! You're working on me? </ P>
Andrew? </ P>
Friends, if this is a joke like Mike...
Run. </ P>
Gosh! Andrew, are you okay? Okay, hold it, I will seek help. </ P>
What really happened? </ P>
Someone went to Harvard? </ P>
Who is the perpetrator of all this?
Max.
Max, you really are a bastard.
Come on.
Amanda, here I am . I'm in the office. I saw Andrew killed. </ P>
Now they're looking for me, and I guess the culprit is Max. </ P>
Gosh, buddy. it hurts my feelings.
I'm sure Amanda is busy, but don't you think this call is more suitable for 911?
- What have you done to Amanda? - I just ate it, amazing Ossobuco.
Who knows that Mandy is like a devil in the kitchen?
"Open another bottle as long as it's red."
What?
Max, bastard. Listen to me, now! </ P>
Did I hear any clash?
Even though nothing "clash" has happened here. </ P>
- Wait, are you using my cellphone? - Evan calls,
He really will destroy the presentation tomorrow.
Want to talk to him? </ P>
No, no need. </ P>
Amanda! </ P>
Sorry, friend. Your voice is stuck in my ears. </ P>
Damn you, Max. I swear if only one finger you dare touch him...
You better focus on your own problems. I will give Amanda the best.
Actually, I want to give her "have" me.
- Max , don't. - It must be fun.
Max! Damn! </ P>
Damn! </ P>
A suitable situation for 911, huh? </ P>
Fuck, that's stupid. </ P>
Alright, where are we going ?
"Where are we?"
Only relevant questions.
- What? - You...
Have beautiful eyes. </ P>
We have to start. </ P>
We have work from the company. </ P>
I think so. </ P>
Hey, Ted
- Your thoughts explain who you are? - Ted is here.
I don't know.
I was working on a presentation.
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"Oh, God, Andrew," right. Without him, today would be a disaster.
- No. Andrew is dead. - Dead from exhaustion because of all the work. </ P>
Presentation. Signed, sealed and checked. </ P>
Andrew, start prepping for Phallusite. I want you to run a presentation today. </ P>
Understand, boss. </ P>
Bounce. </ P>
Evan, what happened to you? You have always been an example to other employees, but...
I can't accept your damn situation anymore. </ P> p>
Ted.
Don't be in a hurry, Andrew completes the work but Evan starts the basics.
See this poor person. He is only obsessed with promotion. </ P>
He sleeps in the supply closet, and it smells like the corpse of a prostitute. </ P>
- You kissed that? - He just passed the worst situation.
Let's give him a chance this time, okay?
Max bring a donut.
I will be happy to tell you about our amazing product, Abinatrix. Abinatrix is 100% natural. </ P>
Abinatrix can be used in all ages. </ P>
Friend, that was really annoying. </ P>
Abinatrix has been recommended by many doctors. </ P> >
No, I don't understand what's going on. I'm not imagining about last night, Tim.
And why did Max save my job?
I thought that strange enough, but on the positive side, at least he didn't turn you into a vampire like everyone else.
- Mom, listen, please buy Abinatrix. - What?
I haven't got sales for this month and I'll be fired.
Friend, what are you doing? That's probably my first sale.
Tim! Vampir?
All right.
There are a number of things I've noticed so far.
- Shoes? This is only the proof? - I'm not finished yet. </ P>
Okay, significantly it's quite strange because Zabeth changes acting weird. </ P>
Agree, but the right one really convinced me...
Poor Elaine.
Always lonely and unhappy.
- I don't want... - Must.
I want you.
I'm very busy. I can't. </ P>
I'm still a virgin. </ P>
You're all virgins. </ P>
Basically, I saw Max turn Elaine into a vampire, then. ..
- Max is a vampire. - Head of a vampire, maybe.
Right. This all starts after he enters here. </ P>
- Semua terasa logis. - Logis? Bagian mana dari cerita ini yang kalian pikir logis?
It might not be logical, but it's real.
I don't know what type of game you are playing, Evan. Not funny or exciting or amazing. </ P>
And you let him drag you in this? I think you're smarter than that. </ P>
- Really? - Really? </ P>
- And today... - What day is this? </ P >
I know that you're selfish and immature, Evan. But I don't think you ruined your career to get my attention.
Gosh, Amanda! I'm not trying to ruin my career. I just tried to prevent career damage! </ P>
- It's so cool. - Yes, the sentence just comes out. </ P>
We must leave here.
The only thing I have to do is to present Phallusite,
Because I really care about my work, so...
- Menyentuh. - Tunggu.
- How did you explain Andrew? - Why with Andrew?
He's here working all night. He is amazing. </ P>
- Yes, right. - Right! </ P>
You don't feel that the supernatural power of is working here? </ P>
- All right, Evan, I'm done. - Amanda, wait.
I know all this sounds crazy. But please, you have to trust me.
I love you.
No.
Exactly what has happened.
Fuck it. I don't care if he hates me, I won't let the woman I love...
Turn into a blood-sucking vampire. </ P>
Bam! Snap! </ P>
What? </ P>
Is it just me who feels or this office really looks dark? </ P>
Dan terasa dingin. Lihat.
- Okay, it's time to be alert. - That means the police call?
Tell me what? All the dead people who want we report are here, and they're working. </ P>
- Or turn into food. - Oh my God! That's the body of Mike. </ P>
Disgusting. </ P>
Poor Andrew. </ P>
There's a bell. It's amazing. That's a great idea. </ P>
I think Max listened to what I said. </ P>
Dave. </ P>
Andrew got 14 sales today? Damn! He really will win the Chilli certificate prize. </ P>
Look, we have to find Amanda and get out of here. Everyone in this office has changed...
Wait, not everyone.
Come on.
Anyone who needs something, please go to the break room.
- Colonel Sanders . - Calm, Soldier.
- Don't be calm. It's time for war. - Right. I need...
- Attention. - Attention. </ P>
Frank, we need your help. This will sound crazy,
But all the occupants of the office have changed to...
Vampires. Understood, sir. </ P>
What? You also know? </ P>
- Didn't I say that Frank was there too? - No, Tim. Gosh. </ P>
Sorry, my fault. We were often together. </ P>
By the way, how was the Kelly Clarkson concert last night? </ P>
American Idol more like American Treasure .
Kelly's voice really sings.
- His voice sings. > - His singing sings. </ P>
How did you get home? </ P>
Bukan itu yang harus kita bahas.
We have to go upstairs, we need your help, look for Amanda then get out of this place.
No, we can't go upstairs. This place is full of undead now.
- We must arm ourselves. We need weapons. - I am waiting for you to say that. </ P>
I have something. </ P>
- Weapons! - All right. </ P>
- When he entered the stage, it was like, "Whoa!" - I almost fainted. </ P>
- What thing can kill a vampire? - Stake it. </ P>
Any wood is stuck in their heart. Or a sharp knife. You can also use a knife. </ P>
Do you think this is my first vampire case? I am a licensed security guard. </ P>
It is not easy to get that license without sticking scenes .
I got my equipment via Wikipedia.
- Okay, what else? Holy water, garlic? - I'm good at making grilled chicken. </ P>
But I don't think it's the right time. </ P>
Sunlight, can burn them. </ P>
Wait, does that work? Because it's currently noon, but it seems they're not affected. </ P>
Right, but that's because this building has a little window to minimize visual disturbances...
and maximize climate and safety control.
You said sunlight can kill vampires, but we get a little light from this damn neon hole,
and they're fine just?
- Very good, that's sad. - Yes, sir, that's right.
Sir, I swear there is a large weapon box in the van this morning.
Someone has violated the rules of my vehicle's sovereignty.
They also take your stereos.
You bastard.
Gosh! You can't...
Look, we need your help, this will be heard crazy, because all the occupants of the office have changed to...
Vampires. </ P >
- Does everyone know except me? - It seems like that.
Oh my God, you're also a vampire! Max also changed this damn janitor. </ p >
One of the most sensible things about is that you made a lot of corpses, then...
Yes, there is a lot of blood, smeared all over the wall.
Many rebelled, broke several things. Then there was a van that came full of weapons.
- I had to secure it. - Okay, I understand. Great idea. </ P>
- Dia juga bajingan. - Apa kau benar-benar tidak tahu?
He changed me, I have now become a vampire. I followed you to all the rooms. </ P>
Last night you were? It was dark and I was scared. </ P>
This is not a personal matter. We just don't know that you are that person. </ P>
I mean, we are working on it, we are busy while you...
What about this?
That's pretty scary.
- There's fangs... - Don't underestimate me! For God's sake! </ P>
- Do you know my name? - Supervisor? </ P>
Always keep weapons in certain parts of your body. </ P>
- Wait, where? - Inside...
Wikipedia doesn't mention this.
Okay wait, that means they can die, & apos; right? We just have to find weapon.
Maybe this janitor saves Frank's weapon in...
Oh my God, how did they leave the corpse there?
The garbage truck came on Saturday unless you made a special request, it cost $ 60.
Are you serious? Gosh, this is really damn company sucks. </ P>
I have a towel in the car. </ P>
We are from Phallusite Corporation. We have a meeting at 4 o'clock. </ P >
The meeting was canceled.
Go.
Just say what you want from Elaine, he always keeps everything in the supply cabinet.
Bam! Snap! </ P>
I'm getting used to hearing it. </ P>
What? </ P>
Bam! Snap! </ P>
Today, we will be men. </ P>
- Or vampires. - Or die. </ P>
Gosh, Frank, what's wrong with you ?
It's peeing on a bull.
I'll kill you.
- How much did you drink this in a day? - As much as needed.
Anyone who bites you will be drunk for a week.
Okay, they are many . Stay focused. </ P>
- We go to Ted's office, find Mandy, then get out. - We will protect you, Colonel. </ P>
Colonel Sanders? </ P>
Sounds like a coward. I understand. </ P>
Alright, take care of the vampire. Focus. </ P>
Okay, don't have any sudden movements. Stay calm like you're playing Jenga. </ P>
So, our leader seems unhappy. </ P>
- No one has called yet? - Not yet. </ P>
They might be trapped in traffic. </ P>
I don't know these people. </ P>
It's IT people, the Marketing Department, Call center Customer Service. </ P>
- Everyone gathers here. - It's ironic. </ P>
Only if they eat us.
What? I just cursed us? My fault. </ P>
- Sanders, what are you doing? - Have you gone mad? </ P>
Amanda, I love you, but you certainly don't realize who is happened.
- Now you "shoot him" too much. - Tim... Ted, we have a problem.
Max, besides he is a bitch, he is also a vampire, he turns all your employees to the janitor.
By the way, the bite of your Custodian friend is impressive like Jackson Pollock's painting in the parking garage. Bam! Snap! - Oh my God. Evan, what are you doing? </ P>
Do you know how difficult we are to bring our friend to the Custodian? He's Jerry! </ P>
Jerry. </ P>
- Sounds familiar. It's a shame. - Yes. He is like...
- Kedengaran tidak asing. Sangat memalukan. - Ya. Dia seperti...
Apa kau tidak sadar bahwa mereka semua sudah mati, Pak?
Gosh, of course I know they're vampires.
Wait. What? </ P>
I've checked all the files, you think I don't know this company is being taken over by vampires? </ P>
How many files have you checked? </ P> >
- Team! - The last file to 22,415.
Look at Andrew, he's an example of an exemplary employee now.
Wait, you do this consciously?
The company threatens to close the entire branch, I offer an alternative Ted path.
The method may seem unusual, but you can't argue the results.
After your little action on campus!
The only campus that wants to accept me after that only universities in Romania.
But apparently, they have a unique MBA program , new techniques in the field of business management.
What? Change your employees become a vampire? It hurts! </ P>
Evan, the company is indeed dying. </ P>
Fake phone calls from dead grandmothers so they want to visit here? </ P>
Video tournament games all working hours? I've read the history of your experience.
- I know you watch porn all day. - Actually it's my video.
- At least we have a future. - It sounds funny when you use the word "we".
What does that mean?
- Max will eat you. - I see the file.
Why hasn't he changed you, Ted?
He made me the last one. With special rituals using candles.
- Gosh. - Quite reasonable. </ P>
- You want to change me now? - Hurry up, while there is time, Ted. </ P>
Ya Tuhan!
- Really happened. He really did it. - That's the worst part of the job. Dismissal. </ P>
Gosh. He...
- Mandy. - His neck...
Don't you listen? We're vampires, that's what we do. Still sounds weird when saying vampires. </ P>
But you said it. </ P>
Right, Amanda. You have to be hard head if you still want to be part of the team. </ P>
Fuck your team, Max! I'll bring Amanda out of here with no death. </ P>
- Is that so? - Yes, I'll be with them. </ P>
- Okay. - Okay? </ P>
Please leave. </ P>
May I have one, Frank? Yes, that is. </ P>
See you later, gang. </ P>
- See you later. - See you later, friend. </ P>
Open the door
Reverse!
Damn!
- Are all these people vampires? - Yes, ma'am.
Mandy, I don't want to die before tells you my feelings.
Shut your mouth so You survive.
- Now what, Colonel? - Honestly, I don't know. I don't plan to live like this. </ P>
You want to save me but have no plans? </ P>
Shut up, Princess Leah. I'm thinking. </ P>
- Okay, I have an idea. - Hi, Dave. </ P>
- Congratulations you don't get your $ 20 back, bitch. - Gosh, Tim. </ P>
Fuck me, I won't wash this clothes. </ P>
- Do you want me to "swim"? - No, I need you to study pay attention.
Get rid of it! You have to cut it off. </ P>
Take it?! </ P>
Yipee-Taekwondo-rogue, bastard. Oh, damn it! </ P>
Ya Tuhan! Napasmu seperti bau makanan kucing.
I won't like this.
I fight for my hair.
- Does this happen all the time? - Yes, basically.
Not if you kill them first. </ P>
Learn how to take the initiative yourself if you don't want me to be fired. </ P>
It's like a story...
Okay, it's time to work. </ P>
Damn! </ P>
Gosh, this table is too thin. </ P>
My question is, "When you let your people make their own mistakes when will they study? "
and" When did you join and do your own work because you must be more efficient? "
- This is how to learn the market. > - Yes. </ P>
Hold on for a moment, Dave. I think my back is hurt. </ P>
- Gosh, Amanda! I haven't had the chance to "boning" him. - Sorry. </ P>
You know, that's pretty...
Oh come on. Is it getting dark?
Should we keep quiet here? We lose a lot of employees.
- Don't worry, they're marketing employees. - Okay, I'll spread the ad again.
Fuck, accept this.
Are you making a cross in a pencil?
But, a good manager always knows when his staff gets more and more. Do you want to come down for me? </ P>
Can I use your room? It's quite noisy here. </ P>
Yes, consider your own home. </ P>
I realized I was cheated when I won trip to Cabo office this year? The trip is mine! </ P>
You certainly don't know where the weapon came from. </ P>
Where can I find another closet supply employee? </ P>
- Aku memang bukan ahli vampir, bajingan. - Cukup. Aku mau $ 20-ku kembali, lalu kau boleh mati.
I saved it for something else.
- Why don't we go dancing? - Monday night there is a Salsa event at Vida Loca.
I hope you and your friends Your bastard enjoys togetherness with Dave, because starting this me...
Will create thousands of generations of death. My cheats are as hard as a hammer, my teeth are as sharp as a sword!
I am full of anger and eternal...
- I know you are a good vampire. - I'm not a good vampire, I just hate Dave. </ P>
- What's more now, jerk ? - Looks like you lost your friends.
I can make more.
- Oh, a lot of blood! - Yes.
- Is it safe? - Not at all.
Fuck the NCAA. It was just a rotten, blank talk at the end of the UNC match. </ P>
Fuck Duke. </ P>
- Kau lapar? - Ya.
I can find food from there.
Yes?
Honestly, friends. Do you think it will be that easy?
Initially not, but then...
- When we're leaving, it turns out... - Come on! </ P>
You think I'm trying to take over this company without a legal lawyer?
Lawyers?
Amanda, I want to talk to you in my room.
Amanda, where do you want to go?
I'm not sure.
Do you remember that I did this to your girlfriend when in college without using magical powers?
I wonder why choose an amateur if get a chance in the championship?
Avoid the risk of injury? You have to take the money and run away.
Evan, you can go home today. And Frank, you can die.
It's an honor to be able to serve you, Colonel. Now it's time we split up.
- I'll change you now, I hope it's cool. - No, I don't want to be a vampire.
No, Frank. They will eat you alive literally. Not what people think. </ P>
You won't know that I'm the type of man who is willing to hit the grenade for my sake. </ P>
Friends, it's touching. </ P>
Being a vampire is amazing. We had a ritual vampire orgy last night. It's fun. </ P>
Yes, but I want to be a member of the golf club...
Thank you, Frank. I would recommend that you receive the award medal after it's all done. </ P>
I won't let you fix me, so...
Too sadistic, huh? </ P>
Thank you sir. Now go kill our boss. </ P>
Ayo!
Hi, friend! I just wanted to change your girl and fuck her on Ted's desk. </ P>
Sorry, it turns out my desk. </ P>
Damn you. </ P>
Amanda, you have to focus in your work, HR will be flooded with new employee applicants.
Let's finish quickly. I'd rather die than listen to your poor management style again. </ P>
My management style is effective and fresh. </ P>
- Seventh choice, you can eat like a raccoon. - That's disgusting. </ P>
Evan, remember what I said what we sell here? </ P>
- Dream? - That's just nonsense, we sell taste afraid.
The eighth option, I won't change you, just kill you.
It's still not fun, because I'm dead.
Pelanggan kita ketakutan. Takut bahwa hidup mereka akan berakhir dengan cara adil ini.
And that is why you are very suitable in this place. Because you are only a coward. </ P>
What? </ P>
The ninth choice, I will let you go but promise not to kill anyone. </ P>
No, friend. Vampires need to eat. </ P>
You're afraid to tell Amanda that you love her, why? </ P>
Because you are co-workers? Because the position is higher than yours? </ P >
Paper-rock-scissors? Who wins determines our destiny?
One, two, three! Yes! Sorry. </ P>
You didn't even want to stop when the guy you hate the most is over your position. </ P>
You're so scared of life. </ P>
And you really want to be marketing manager in this damn place?
We are in conversation.
No!
- Dua kesmpatan dari tiga? - Ya.
One two three.
I will not change you.
I will let you live and be trapped in this sad futile job until you die. </ p >
This suit is expensive.
One two three.
You share a table with a photo printer, while I will stay young with my puja woman.
>
I prefer to die.
Yes, that's the way it is.
Damn!
I think I'm ready to submit my resignation file.
Do you want this job? Then take it! </ P>
You die, damn blood-sucker! </ P>
Damn. </ P>
It's more disgusting than I've seen. </ P>
It's disgusting
Is this all blood Max?
Some of my blood, some of Evan's blood.
Disgusting.
Hey, how's Frank?
- I really like that guy. - The positive side is that there are no vampires anymore.
Oh, it's been working hours. Damn.
- Is it weird if I'm hungry? - We can find food. </ P>
- Where do we eat? - Anywhere that has no blood. </ P>
- Surely Denny 's. - We eat pizza. </ P>
Hello, ma'am. Are you still there? </ P>
You won't be able to guess what happened at work. </ P>
You heard it? </ P>
Fucker! </ P> p>
Welcome to the team. Please go to my room in 10 minutes.
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