1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Visit www.Nexiabet.id Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent 2 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:03,871 (MAN AND WOMAN MOANING) Bonus New Member 500 Thousand Cashback Parlay 10 Million 3 00:00:13,381 --> 00:00:15,215 Let's try something different. Sbobet Sportsbook roll 1.25% Maxbet Sportsbook roll 1.5% 4 00:00:15,249 --> 00:00:16,384 (GIGGLES) Roll Live Casino Sbobet 338A 1% Rollingan Live Casino Maxbet 1.2% 5 00:00:16,417 --> 00:00:19,219 It looks at Eyes scare me. BBM: 2BF23F1C LINE: NEXIABET 6 00:00:19,253 --> 00:00:20,554 I have two words for you Wechat: NEXIABET Whatsapp: +66944385708 7 00:00:20,588 --> 00:00:21,755 Yes? 8 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:23,557 Handcuffs. 9 00:00:23,591 --> 00:00:25,793 That's just one word. 10 00:00:30,898 --> 00:00:33,233 (MANY MOANING) 11 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,742 (BED CREAKING) 12 00:00:55,523 --> 00:00:56,657 The key falls grated. 13 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:58,592 I'm sorry. It's not my fault. 14 00:00:58,626 --> 00:01:00,428 No, that doesn't matter. 15 00:01:00,461 --> 00:01:02,029 This isn't about that. 16 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,196 Then how are you? 17 00:01:03,230 --> 00:01:04,832 (SIGHS) It's about you 18 00:01:08,302 --> 00:01:11,204 ♪ Here it is again 19 00:01:11,238 --> 00:01:13,374 ♪ That's the same 20 00:01:14,141 --> 00:01:15,643 ♪ A familiar scene 21 00:01:15,676 --> 00:01:19,347 ♪ But we call it with a different name 22 00:01:21,248 --> 00:01:26,887 ♪ This is alibi innocent 23 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:30,090 ♪ We work really hard for all of that 24 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,326 ♪ To make sense 25 00:01:33,126 --> 00:01:37,331 ♪ But that doesn't make sense 26 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:41,369 ♪ When it's messy the snippets fit 27 00:01:41,402 --> 00:01:45,105 ♪ But you won't see it until you're blind 28 00:01:45,138 --> 00:01:47,641 ♪ You can release it 29 00:01:47,675 --> 00:01:49,076 ♪ Or hold on tight 30 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:53,046 ♪ If you lose your life you will find it 31 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:59,252 ♪ Oh, de la de de da 32 00:01:59,286 --> 00:02:03,223 ♪ Oh, de la de de da 33 00:02:03,256 --> 00:02:08,729 ♪ Oh, la de de da 34 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,331 ♪ Another day starts 35 00:02:11,365 --> 00:02:14,535 ♪ Oh, that's nothing new ♪ The lessons come to me dress deja vu 36 00:02:14,568 --> 00:02:19,373 37 00:02:21,575 --> 00:02:24,244 ♪ I think I have everything... ♪ 38 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:25,579 SYDNEY: Someone once said, 39 00:02:25,613 --> 00:02:27,681 "It's better have been loved and lost 40 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:29,783 " than not absolutely love. " 41 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:32,720 I want to punch men in the face 42 00:02:32,753 --> 00:02:34,522 This is a very trippy thing 43 00:02:34,555 --> 00:02:35,923 when your girlfriend breaks up with you 44 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,926 when she is naked and is handcuffed to bed. 45 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,429 That is something right really makes you think 46 00:02:41,462 --> 00:02:45,833 And the thing I save The thought is, "Why?" 47 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:49,236 No, "Why is he? break up with me? " 48 00:02:49,269 --> 00:02:52,840 But," Why am I related? in the first place? " 49 00:02:52,873 --> 00:02:56,309 A year later, I still ask the same question 50 00:02:56,343 --> 00:02:57,711 Then I meet Sunny. 51 00:02:59,279 --> 00:03:01,615 J.B: Do you think the dog? is smarter than someone? 52 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,784 SYDNEY: I think I prefer them. 53 00:03:03,817 --> 00:03:07,888 J.B.: We went around trying to pay our rent, stress about 54 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:11,659 gas prices, pussy and cars. 55 00:03:11,692 --> 00:03:13,193 Not necessarily in that order. 56 00:03:13,226 --> 00:03:14,828 Right. 57 00:03:14,862 --> 00:03:17,064 Meanwhile, look at Herman. 58 00:03:17,097 --> 00:03:19,366 Look at your child 59 00:03:19,399 --> 00:03:21,368 Just licking the mess from your own dick Yes. 60 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:23,704 If he is not smart, he must be more flexible 61 00:03:24,838 --> 00:03:26,474 I mean, Look at the way these dogs 62 00:03:26,507 --> 00:03:28,576 interact with each other. No nonsense 63 00:03:28,609 --> 00:03:29,843 Look at both. 64 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:31,679 (J.B. MIMICS MALE DOG) "Okay, hello." 65 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,013 (MIMICS FEMALE DOG) "Oh, hi." 66 00:03:33,046 --> 00:03:34,247 "I will love you." 67 00:03:34,281 --> 00:03:37,084 "I don't expect anything. What are you thinking about?" 68 00:03:37,117 --> 00:03:38,519 "It's a little gamey." 69 00:03:38,552 --> 00:03:40,888 "Well, that's just rude, isn't it?" 70 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:43,857 "Who am I kidding? Tell me how good I am." 71 00:03:43,891 --> 00:03:45,225 (MIMICS FEMALE DOG MOANING) 72 00:03:45,258 --> 00:03:47,294 "I'm done, goodbye." 73 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,729 "See you later." 74 00:03:50,330 --> 00:03:52,633 Damn. 75 00:03:52,666 --> 00:03:54,067 Look at that. 76 00:03:55,503 --> 00:03:56,970 Hi. 77 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:58,472 OK. 78 00:03:59,707 --> 00:04:01,041 Consider the fact that 79 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,910 you are desperate and very sad, 80 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,878 I will give you exactly five seconds to move 81 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:07,581 before I take over this operation and make it myself. 82 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:09,850 SUNNY: Sweet and sweet. 83 00:04:09,883 --> 00:04:12,285 Yes. Hi, you are sweet. 84 00:04:12,319 --> 00:04:14,421 You are very funny 85 00:04:14,454 --> 00:04:16,824 You are very cute. 86 00:04:16,857 --> 00:04:20,794 One, one thousand. Two Mississippi. 87 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,863 Three and four and... All right. Good. 88 00:04:24,297 --> 00:04:26,967 What do I do? Use the dog. 89 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,135 SUNNY: Hi. 90 00:04:28,168 --> 00:04:29,537 Hi, baby 91 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:32,606 Hi. Hi. 92 00:04:32,640 --> 00:04:34,374 Yes. (CHUCKLES) 93 00:04:34,407 --> 00:04:35,543 Is he yours? 94 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:37,344 Yes, he is mine 95 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,880 This one and, uh, are there, 96 00:04:39,913 --> 00:04:42,182 taking care of his body like a candy shop 97 00:04:42,215 --> 00:04:44,051 That's Herman. (LAUGHS) 98 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,187 And, uh, what's the name? 99 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,889 This one is named Grandma. 100 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:49,923 Grandma? 101 00:04:51,324 --> 00:04:52,593 Grandma has a ball. 102 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:55,095 SYDNEY: Yes, yes, I know, Grandma has a ball. 103 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,965 No, I just, uh, I like the name. 104 00:04:57,998 --> 00:05:00,067 I thought it would be funny to say things like, 105 00:05:00,100 --> 00:05:02,102 "Miss sick floor again," 106 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:05,172 or "I put Grandma in her cage again." 107 00:05:05,205 --> 00:05:07,941 So what is that? makes you, great-grandfather 108 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:10,477 That's me, great grandfather. 109 00:05:10,510 --> 00:05:13,246 No, I'm, uh, Sydney. Hi. 110 00:05:13,280 --> 00:05:15,415 Bright. Hi, Sunny. Nice to meet you. 111 00:05:15,448 --> 00:05:16,884 Nice to meet you. 112 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,086 I'm sure you have some sort of absolute rule 113 00:05:19,119 --> 00:05:21,789 that you never broke it When you are hiking 114 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:25,626 or without your friend, or when you wear shorts or something, 115 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:27,728 that no matter what, under any circumstances, 116 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:30,798 You don't give it your phone number, 117 00:05:30,831 --> 00:05:32,933 but I think it should Give your number, 118 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,502 and I think it should let me take you out 119 00:05:35,535 --> 00:05:36,970 Very? 120 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:38,806 I do it And why is that? 121 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:43,110 Because I'm a good man, 122 00:05:43,143 --> 00:05:46,079 and because I have a good physical , you know 123 00:05:46,113 --> 00:05:49,216 I eat right, and I have a strict calisthenic routine, 124 00:05:49,249 --> 00:05:50,918 (CHUCKLES) 125 00:05:50,951 --> 00:05:56,790 and I promise to take you out a really good ancient date 126 00:05:56,824 --> 00:06:00,694 What are you saying? Let me take you out to drink, 127 00:06:00,728 --> 00:06:04,097 and, uh, I will try not to say something stupid 128 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:08,001 "Alcohol gives you unlimited patience for ignorance." 129 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:10,638 Sammy Davis, Jr. say that. 130 00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,005 Very? Mmm-hmm. 131 00:06:13,440 --> 00:06:15,042 Okay, so you are available or... 132 00:06:15,075 --> 00:06:16,610 (CHUCKLES) Yes. 133 00:06:18,178 --> 00:06:21,148 SYDNEY: It's scary put yourself out there 134 00:06:22,349 --> 00:06:24,785 We all remember when We got our first scar 135 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:27,988 the first time love burns us. 136 00:06:28,021 --> 00:06:33,794 For Roger, fifth grade, Wednesday, have lunch. 137 00:06:35,763 --> 00:06:37,998 Meatloaf Day 138 00:06:54,514 --> 00:06:57,350 Growing up, Roger Waldman is one of those kids 139 00:06:57,384 --> 00:07:00,620 needed a little more attention from others. 140 00:07:00,654 --> 00:07:01,789 (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) 141 00:07:01,822 --> 00:07:03,957 Ironically, That's when, 142 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:07,094 because he is looking for love and the attention of his colleagues 143 00:07:07,127 --> 00:07:09,629 That love first found it. 144 00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:11,699 Roger, can I talk to you? 145 00:07:12,766 --> 00:07:14,501 Yes. 146 00:07:14,534 --> 00:07:16,603 Megan Hernandez. 147 00:07:16,636 --> 00:07:19,172 Rumors have it she is an epic slut 148 00:07:21,508 --> 00:07:25,612 Roger. Roger, do you know Cathy Kramer 149 00:07:25,645 --> 00:07:28,215 He doesn't know who he is. 150 00:07:28,248 --> 00:07:29,983 Uh, yeah 151 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,853 Well, he likes you. Do you like it? 152 00:07:32,886 --> 00:07:34,654 He is 12 years old. 153 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:37,825 He becomes difficult If he wears sports pants. 154 00:07:37,858 --> 00:07:41,729 Yes. Yes, I really, like it very much. 155 00:07:41,762 --> 00:07:45,365 Well, he wants you to ask him to date 156 00:07:45,398 --> 00:07:46,900 Very? 157 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:49,136 Good. 158 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:55,976 Eh, so, Cathy, do you want to go with me? Good. 159 00:07:58,111 --> 00:07:59,046 So he is not what he expected, 160 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,914 But he is willing. 161 00:08:00,948 --> 00:08:03,116 And that is enough. 162 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,886 Um, you want to share my brownie? 163 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:10,390 Good. 164 00:08:10,423 --> 00:08:11,959 Do you want me to throw your tray away for you? 165 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:20,533 166 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,035 (WHISPERS) 167 00:08:23,436 --> 00:08:25,405 He is a true guardian. 168 00:08:30,277 --> 00:08:32,279 Roger? Hey. 169 00:08:34,147 --> 00:08:37,150 Cathy doesn't want to leave with you again He thinks you move too fast 170 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,586 Roger's first love did not even make him break. 171 00:08:39,619 --> 00:08:43,924 I shouldn't have done it drunk it all! 172 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:46,559 (BELL RINGING) 173 00:08:46,593 --> 00:08:47,694 (RETCHING) 174 00:08:47,727 --> 00:08:49,362 ♪ I want to be normal 175 00:08:52,699 --> 00:08:54,902 ♪ I want to do it normal things 176 00:08:56,369 --> 00:09:00,473 ♪ See what a normal day brings 177 00:09:00,507 --> 00:09:04,477 ♪ Look around 178 00:09:04,511 --> 00:09:06,179 ♪ Learn to be grateful 179 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:10,784 ♪ I want to be friends and stay 180 00:09:12,352 --> 00:09:16,289 ♪ I can paint gray or shades 181 00:09:16,323 --> 00:09:20,027 ♪ But gray lowers me 182 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:22,162 Hey. Hi. 183 00:09:25,866 --> 00:09:27,600 Enter it. 184 00:09:27,634 --> 00:09:29,369 I only need one more minute to finish getting ready 185 00:09:29,402 --> 00:09:31,704 OK. Good. 186 00:09:31,738 --> 00:09:33,306 187 00:09:36,376 --> 00:09:38,846 SYDNEY: this is a very nice house You can stay here, and if you need extra money, 188 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,815 You can sell cracks. 189 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:43,817 I know it's messy, but I like it. 190 00:09:43,851 --> 00:09:46,353 You know, Henry Miller I used to live here. 191 00:09:46,386 --> 00:09:48,455 Really? 192 00:09:48,488 --> 00:09:49,422 Well, he bought it for his girlfriend 193 00:09:49,456 --> 00:09:52,059 At least, that's how the landlord told me 194 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,361 Either way, it's super cheap. 195 00:09:54,394 --> 00:09:56,463 Is this free? 196 00:09:56,496 --> 00:09:58,966 How long have you lived in L.A. 197 00:09:58,999 --> 00:10:01,468 I moved here around eight years ago from Pittsburgh. 198 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,838 Oh really? 199 00:10:04,872 --> 00:10:06,439 I'm from Philly. Why did you leave Burgh? 200 00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:09,376 Pittsburgh is like Newark 201 00:10:10,643 --> 00:10:12,112 without cultural excellence. 202 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:14,047 This is a quote from Johnny Carson. 203 00:10:14,081 --> 00:10:15,782 204 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:19,219 SYDNEY: What, did you buy a quote book from, like, 1973? 205 00:10:19,252 --> 00:10:20,921 If you quote Vinnie Barbarino, 206 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,890 I didn't invite you to dinner. 207 00:10:22,923 --> 00:10:25,158 SUNNY: No, I collected stupid quotes 208 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:27,294 I have a whole journal full of them 209 00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:30,097 My grandfather used to do it, and then, when he died, 210 00:10:30,130 --> 00:10:32,099 I'm just sort of and it's always happening 211 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:36,469 SYDNEY: For some reason, when I was Grandpa died, he left a wig. 212 00:10:36,503 --> 00:10:38,605 I think he is very proud of that 213 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,007 That looks pretty good. 214 00:10:40,040 --> 00:10:43,443 After all, who did this painting? 215 00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:45,045 I do it. 216 00:10:46,679 --> 00:10:47,881 Wow. 217 00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:51,718 You look amazing. 218 00:10:51,751 --> 00:10:55,255 And I like your paintings, they are really great 219 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,057 Thank you. 220 00:10:57,090 --> 00:10:59,226 Is that what you do, you're a painter? 221 00:10:59,259 --> 00:11:01,328 Now that's what I like to do. 222 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:04,097 But, you know, I am a bartender. 223 00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:05,999 I understand. Yes. 224 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:11,038 I have a little trouble getting someone to show this in the city 225 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:13,206 Confidence is little low so, you know, 226 00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:16,409 I am willing to take it all the compliments you have 227 00:11:18,345 --> 00:11:20,713 Well, your hair looks very good. 228 00:11:20,747 --> 00:11:23,616 I like the color yellow in the painting there. 229 00:11:23,650 --> 00:11:27,587 You are very tall, you have a Sweet smile, very pleasant aroma. 230 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,223 Your cleanliness in general seems far above average. 231 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,724 Am I doing good Wow. 232 00:11:31,758 --> 00:11:33,760 Thank you. Yes, very good. Do you want more? 233 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:36,463 Sure. Take them Good. I will tell you on the way to dinner. Good. 234 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:38,865 Let me see what I can think of. I like this date. 235 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:41,301 I like your dress I like your wallet 236 00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:43,570 Your attitude needs adjustment. 237 00:11:46,373 --> 00:11:48,208 BRIGHT: So, do you often do this? 238 00:11:48,241 --> 00:11:50,277 SYDNEY: I have never been here before 239 00:11:51,011 --> 00:11:52,379 My friend suggested it. 240 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,981 He said he thought it would be nice, 241 00:11:54,014 --> 00:11:55,983 but I started thinking, for a long time now, 242 00:11:56,016 --> 00:11:57,417 that he might be an idiot. 243 00:11:57,450 --> 00:11:58,651 (CHUCKLES) 244 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:01,154 So you are not armed? You don't have a gun? 245 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,956 Oh no, no, no. I'm too unstable. 246 00:12:02,990 --> 00:12:04,591 I might the wind shoot myself 247 00:12:04,624 --> 00:12:07,427 Because I have a bad audition for, like, commercial soap. 248 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,728 Jesus. 249 00:12:08,761 --> 00:12:10,563 (SUARA SHOOTING) 250 00:12:10,597 --> 00:12:14,001 Okay, this is like psychotic Gang bowling, is how I see this. 251 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,902 They are like, "You are on line seven, 252 00:12:15,935 --> 00:12:17,870 " This is a gun, following a few bullets, 253 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:20,540 "try not to shoot yourself in Face, try not to shoot other people." 254 00:12:20,573 --> 00:12:22,409 I think we have to go. What do you think? 255 00:12:22,442 --> 00:12:24,844 No. We're here. I want to shoot weapons. 256 00:12:24,877 --> 00:12:26,279 I want to shoot weapons too. 257 00:12:26,313 --> 00:12:28,315 I want to fire my gun at that time 258 00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:30,050 fat Tom Selleck there. OK. 259 00:12:30,083 --> 00:12:31,718 (SUNNY LAUGHS) 260 00:12:34,887 --> 00:12:37,457 Come on. You can do it. 261 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:42,029 Good shot. 262 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,730 Yes. I am finished. 263 00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,897 You are already awake 264 00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,399 Good. 265 00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,072 Let's see, Sundance. 266 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,646 That's amazing. 267 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:02,049 You shoot every thing out there except the target 268 00:13:02,082 --> 00:13:04,384 (CHUCKLES) You are a miracle! 269 00:13:04,417 --> 00:13:06,119 SUNNY: You know, what I like about Los Angeles is that every cliche you ever heard about that is true 270 00:13:06,153 --> 00:13:09,656 That's right. (UP TO PHONE) 271 00:13:09,689 --> 00:13:12,325 Hello, it's Felipe. 272 00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,562 Pablo. Yes. 273 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:17,064 SYDNEY: where did he even get the bill? 274 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,898 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 275 00:13:18,931 --> 00:13:20,133 (INDISTINCT SPEAKING) 276 00:13:27,740 --> 00:13:30,243 So, um, are you always want to be an actor? 277 00:13:30,277 --> 00:13:32,745 I want to be an actor who likes, likes, good? 278 00:13:32,779 --> 00:13:35,615 like the type of item Pacino, or like Shakespeare. 279 00:13:35,648 --> 00:13:38,051 Instead, I, uh, like being like Mayener Oscar Mayer's men, 280 00:13:38,085 --> 00:13:41,621 (LAUGHS) things like that, you know 281 00:13:41,654 --> 00:13:43,256 It's not that easy, come on. 282 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,691 Yes, I do a lot of advertising. 283 00:13:44,724 --> 00:13:46,293 And, uh, basically I'm paid 284 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:49,129 285 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:51,264 to embarrass myself, you know. 286 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:53,566 It's a bit brutal on points. 287 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,735 Well, I really understand 288 00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:58,438 because I can't wait until I don't have to serve drinks again and can only paint full time, you know? 289 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,840 Yes. I know what do you mean. 290 00:14:00,873 --> 00:14:03,276 Before I come pick you up tonight, 291 00:14:03,310 --> 00:14:05,378 I'm actually, uh, writing a short story. 292 00:14:05,412 --> 00:14:07,547 Good. What are the stories about? 293 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:09,882 The first worst date ever 294 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:11,818 (CHUCKLES) 295 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,453 And what happens on this date? 296 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:16,123 The man died. 297 00:14:16,156 --> 00:14:17,857 Wow. So, I guess I'm really Lucky I had dinner at that time. 298 00:14:17,890 --> 00:14:20,460 You are. You are lucky you have dinner. 299 00:14:20,493 --> 00:14:22,195 (LAUGHS) 300 00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,596 So I pay, what do you say to me 301 00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:25,198 302 00:14:25,232 --> 00:14:26,733 Yes, I will say Great. It was incredible. 303 00:14:26,766 --> 00:14:28,501 What? 304 00:14:31,971 --> 00:14:33,306 How are you single? 305 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:35,308 I'm hard 306 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:38,445 How long ago your last farewell 307 00:14:38,478 --> 00:14:41,681 Almost a year. yours? 308 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:44,151 Exactly a year 309 00:14:44,184 --> 00:14:47,053 Are you heartbroken? 310 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,022 Why don't we miss the chat? 311 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:53,326 and consider us both little damaged goods 312 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,028 Broken heart a pericop rite. 313 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:58,865 No one escapes without scot. 314 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,767 True that. 315 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,703 SYDNEY: Early a relationship is a game 316 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:06,539 We might not want to play it, but we do it. 317 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:09,676 One person who tries not to play, 318 00:15:12,612 --> 00:15:14,714 he burned very badly 319 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,951 Here's the story 320 00:15:18,985 --> 00:15:20,353 from Jean-Pierre and Ms. Evelyn Zingerelli 321 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:23,523 from Boca Raton, Florida 322 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,758 (KNOCK ON DOOR) 323 00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,362 324 00:15:38,271 --> 00:15:40,540 Everything is perfect through dinner 325 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,776 The wine is sweet, Prime rib is prime, 326 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:46,646 and Jean-Pierre perfect men 327 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,749 (INHALES AND EXHALES SHARPLY) 328 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,785 But at dawn special desserts arrive, 329 00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:54,621 Things change. 330 00:15:55,855 --> 00:16:01,361 Evelyn, I want to ask you, 331 00:16:01,394 --> 00:16:03,796 Do you believe that men and women 332 00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:07,634 must always play games with each other? 333 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:13,906 Or could it be more honest and in accordance with our nature? 334 00:16:15,742 --> 00:16:17,977 (LAUGHS) I am too old to play games. 335 00:16:18,010 --> 00:16:19,779 Then I will go ahead. 336 00:16:21,248 --> 00:16:23,583 Evelyn, 337 00:16:23,616 --> 00:16:28,355 I want to enjoy Your body's wonders 338 00:16:29,356 --> 00:16:33,860 and let you explore me. 339 00:16:33,893 --> 00:16:34,927 Jean... 340 00:16:34,961 --> 00:16:38,265 I took three Viagra this afternoon. 341 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:41,067 And now I'm as hard as this 342 00:16:41,100 --> 00:16:43,703 as stale stromboli! 343 00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:45,238 (LAUGHS) 344 00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:50,343 We are animals. 345 00:16:50,377 --> 00:16:52,679 We want to make love like animals. 346 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:59,118 I want to drink your sweet nectar 347 00:16:59,151 --> 00:17:01,153 I want your hand up... 348 00:17:01,187 --> 00:17:03,390 SYDNEY: Evelyn just sat there 349 00:17:03,423 --> 00:17:06,659 too stunned to speak, too surprised to move 350 00:17:06,693 --> 00:17:09,662 Jean-Pierre continues with his disgusting image 351 00:17:09,696 --> 00:17:12,699 and the story sexual desire. 352 00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:13,733 Then... 353 00:17:18,771 --> 00:17:19,872 Oh! 354 00:17:23,310 --> 00:17:26,746 Jean-Pierre dies because of a Heart attack caused by Viagra, 355 00:17:26,779 --> 00:17:30,917 and Ms. Evelyn Zingerelli was left to pay the bill. 356 00:17:34,454 --> 00:17:38,124 For the rest of his life, Evelyn is haunted by the date 357 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:42,995 But he can never ignore the little thing A voice that whispers, "Maybe." 358 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:45,698 Maybe Jean-Pierre is correct 359 00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,301 and this game between genders 360 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:52,271 is a game done does not need to be played 361 00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:55,975 Really funny. 362 00:17:56,008 --> 00:17:58,311 Seriously, thank you so much for reading it 363 00:17:58,345 --> 00:17:59,679 This means a lot to me. 364 00:17:59,712 --> 00:18:01,314 I'm just glad it doesn't suck. 365 00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:03,149 I have continued dating with this musician, 366 00:18:03,182 --> 00:18:05,985 this beautiful and beautiful musician. He was built like... 367 00:18:06,018 --> 00:18:08,355 I understand, he's handsome. (SUNNY CHUCKLES) 368 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,689 Well, then he I play the demo. 369 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,223 Oh Boy. 370 00:18:11,257 --> 00:18:13,192 Whenever I try to say anything, he will silence me 371 00:18:13,225 --> 00:18:16,796 Because he really wants me to subside out into his really bad music. 372 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:18,531 I remember, when everything was over, 373 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,867 Finally I looked at it and I thought, 374 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,669 "I have never been less interested 375 00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,571 " to anyone all my life. " 376 00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,806 So you say that, like, super interested 377 00:18:26,839 --> 00:18:29,342 For me because I'm very talented? 378 00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,277 (LAUGHS) 379 00:18:31,310 --> 00:18:34,246 Okay, just say I'm willing to go on another date with you more than I can say for beautiful musicians. 380 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:38,718 Who says I want to go on another date with you? 381 00:18:38,751 --> 00:18:40,953 (SUNNY LAUGHS) 382 00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,088 ♪ Is better honest and unknown 383 00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:45,458 ♪ Will we get away from this? addicted if we go home? 384 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:50,096 ♪ This is the last straw 385 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:52,031 ♪ It's Ninth life, my friend 386 00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:55,768 ♪ Let's fall in love (NOT RELIABLE) 387 00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:03,042 ♪ again 388 00:19:03,075 --> 00:19:07,447 ♪ And if it's love that's what you want 389 00:19:07,480 --> 00:19:11,618 ♪ just tell me where and when 390 00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:16,523 ♪ We have struggled since When we heard the bell ring 391 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:21,060 392 00:19:21,093 --> 00:19:25,297 ♪ And we have removed the living daylight from our faces 393 00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:27,600 ♪ Is this the last round? 394 00:19:27,634 --> 00:19:31,471 ♪ Am I the right person, my friend? ♪ 395 00:19:34,073 --> 00:19:37,143 SYDNEY: Reminds me of my ex-boyfriend 396 00:19:37,176 --> 00:19:40,447 SUNNY: It's her lover from many, many years. 397 00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,814 SYDNEY: Is a handsome woman. 398 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:42,949 Hmm. 399 00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:46,152 You know, he used to say that he knew 400 00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:48,120 he doesn't fall in love with someone else 401 00:19:48,154 --> 00:19:52,091 when they become more wrinkled and ugly in the painting. 402 00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,094 This must be true, 403 00:19:55,127 --> 00:19:56,429 right at the end 404 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:57,730 (SUNNY CHUCKLES) 405 00:19:57,764 --> 00:20:02,301 His father is a painter. Don Ruiz. 406 00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:07,273 He, uh, taught art in Malaga, where Picasso grew up. 407 00:20:07,306 --> 00:20:09,509 He painted pigeons. 408 00:20:10,577 --> 00:20:12,745 When Picasso was 11 years old, 409 00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,881 he has become a great artist. 410 00:20:14,914 --> 00:20:18,585 And her father's eyesight worsened. 411 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:24,390 One day, he has a hard time painting 412 00:20:24,423 --> 00:20:27,426 the tiny little feet on pigeons, 413 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:29,962 and before he goes to go Teach the class that day, 414 00:20:29,996 --> 00:20:32,965 ask 11-year-old boy, Pablo, 415 00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:36,503 if he can help with the pigeon's feet. 416 00:20:36,536 --> 00:20:39,305 He goes, teaches his class, 417 00:20:39,338 --> 00:20:42,642 and when Don Ruiz returns, 418 00:20:42,675 --> 00:20:45,512 he saw what his son had done. 419 00:20:45,545 --> 00:20:49,682 And that is amazing, 420 00:20:49,716 --> 00:20:52,519 so beautiful 421 00:20:52,552 --> 00:20:55,221 he stopped painting forever 422 00:20:56,689 --> 00:20:58,758 Really? 423 00:20:59,158 --> 00:21:00,459 Mmm-hmm. 424 00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:05,932 I'm sure you have a Picasso killer quote. 425 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:12,772 "It took four years to paint like Raphael, 426 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:16,208 " But it made me a lifetime to paint like a child. " 427 00:21:30,022 --> 00:21:32,792 SYDNEY: This little piggy goes to Las Vegas 428 00:21:32,825 --> 00:21:35,127 and win $ 3,000 in nickel slots, 429 00:21:35,161 --> 00:21:37,864 but then lose everything in a awkward sexual encounter 430 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,666 with overweight prostitutes. (CHUCKLES) 431 00:21:39,699 --> 00:21:45,437 This piggy develops _ chicken pox and becomes very, very sick This little piggy is here 432 00:21:45,471 --> 00:21:48,708 sink, but the police don't suspect playing dirty 433 00:21:48,741 --> 00:21:52,378 These little piggies are really lucky. 434 00:21:52,411 --> 00:21:54,581 Yes they did it. 435 00:21:54,614 --> 00:21:56,482 But it's not this piggy. 436 00:21:56,515 --> 00:21:58,350 This one goes wee-wee... 437 00:21:58,384 --> 00:22:01,387 Stop it! (LAUGH) 438 00:22:01,420 --> 00:22:03,222 wee, all the way home. 439 00:22:03,255 --> 00:22:04,957 Good. So tell me, 440 00:22:08,360 --> 00:22:11,564 what about this little piggy? 441 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:14,533 SYDNEY: All they say is that they are looking for character types 442 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,482 443 00:22:30,516 --> 00:22:35,154 Which basically means, bring like many strange people you can find. 444 00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,756 If I'm still running commercial auditions 445 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:40,059 when I am 50, you have to kill me 446 00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:42,829 Thank you for coming. 447 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:45,097 I just want to see what you are doing on these things. 448 00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:49,401 Well, I went in there, and I danced like a kind of meat doll. 449 00:22:49,435 --> 00:22:53,505 They gave me a shameful trick To do, and basically I raped myself. 450 00:22:53,539 --> 00:22:54,774 Hey, Sydney. 451 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:57,509 Jesus, Devin! What happened, man? 452 00:22:57,543 --> 00:22:59,311 Ah, destroy it, man. (CHUCKLES) 453 00:22:59,345 --> 00:23:01,648 Guess they will never see something like that 454 00:23:01,681 --> 00:23:03,182 But you know, I've been very hot lately. 455 00:23:03,215 --> 00:23:05,184 You know, I just ordered this national Pizza Hut, 456 00:23:05,217 --> 00:23:07,086 and I have a few from Coke spots that are running, 457 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,588 and I'm ready co-star on NCIS. 458 00:23:09,622 --> 00:23:11,557 I'm talking about your neck, man 459 00:23:11,590 --> 00:23:15,662 Oh yeah, that's I'm skiing An accident, breaking a few bones. 460 00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:16,929 C2, C3. 461 00:23:16,963 --> 00:23:18,197 Are you okay? 462 00:23:18,230 --> 00:23:20,332 Yes, man. Never busy Very good job. 463 00:23:20,366 --> 00:23:23,636 Actually I have to go to the Valley now for the audish Bell Bell. 464 00:23:23,670 --> 00:23:25,705 Break the leg there. 465 00:23:27,306 --> 00:23:29,108 What was that? 466 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:31,077 This is my life. (CHUCKLES) 467 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:33,479 You want to see Dark. Dark. Jesus. Dark. 468 00:23:33,512 --> 00:23:35,014 DIRECTOR: Sydney Greenbaum. 469 00:23:35,047 --> 00:23:36,082 Good. 470 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:38,150 DIRECTOR: Profile, please. 471 00:23:44,123 --> 00:23:47,727 DIRECTOR: Good So it is Chevy Summer Sales Event 472 00:23:47,760 --> 00:23:49,762 and you are a Chevy & apos; s the new team mascot, okay 473 00:23:49,796 --> 00:23:53,833 So, you lead a team of cars to the field, okay? 474 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:56,969 You will fill through this dressing room here, 475 00:23:57,003 --> 00:23:59,138 You will jump through this circle 476 00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:01,073 and then a car team will drive 477 00:24:01,107 --> 00:24:02,308 to the field after you, okay? 478 00:24:02,341 --> 00:24:05,111 Simple. Understand? 479 00:24:05,144 --> 00:24:09,015 Do you really want me to jump through a circle? 480 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:10,616 Like a mascot. You jump through circles, 481 00:24:10,649 --> 00:24:13,119 and then you jump up and down. Cool? 482 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,087 Do you want me to do dance tap too? 483 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,222 Sure, man, yeah. 484 00:24:16,255 --> 00:24:18,758 Make it yours Whatever you have to do 485 00:24:19,726 --> 00:24:21,093 Action! 486 00:24:22,829 --> 00:24:24,764 (WHOOPING) 487 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:27,499 Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! 488 00:24:27,533 --> 00:24:28,901 Chase! 489 00:24:28,935 --> 00:24:29,969 Cutting! 490 00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,371 Good, good, really good. 491 00:24:32,404 --> 00:24:33,940 Eh, we will do it again. 492 00:24:33,973 --> 00:24:35,775 A little more energy, okay? 493 00:24:35,808 --> 00:24:37,910 And what happens to to tap dance? 494 00:24:44,751 --> 00:24:46,018 TODD: Listen, if I want your opinion, 495 00:24:46,052 --> 00:24:47,619 I will tell you, okay? 496 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:48,921 (LAUGH) 497 00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:50,823 But I think that's why me and my wife 498 00:24:50,857 --> 00:24:52,424 have such a great relationship 499 00:24:52,458 --> 00:24:55,527 We have this agreement to always fight fairly 500 00:24:55,561 --> 00:24:57,063 It's like a contract. 501 00:24:57,096 --> 00:24:58,697 They really do it. They have very good relationship 502 00:24:58,731 --> 00:24:59,899 They know how to communicate. 503 00:24:59,932 --> 00:25:01,100 Nice to see you, man. 504 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,735 This is very good to see you too 505 00:25:02,769 --> 00:25:04,771 Yes. So, what's the story? 506 00:25:04,804 --> 00:25:06,272 with this, what happened? 507 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:08,174 SYDNEY: We have been with for three months now 508 00:25:08,207 --> 00:25:10,042 Three months? Good. What are you doing? 509 00:25:10,076 --> 00:25:12,278 I am a painter. Forgive me? 510 00:25:12,311 --> 00:25:13,445 A painter. 511 00:25:13,479 --> 00:25:16,215 (LAUGHS) 512 00:25:16,248 --> 00:25:19,786 I'm sorry. Come on, that's even worse than the actress. 513 00:25:19,819 --> 00:25:22,088 A painter and actor. 514 00:25:22,121 --> 00:25:23,322 (LAUGHS) 515 00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:25,024 Hopefully you have a separate bank account, 516 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:27,226 that's not what will happen ever has something in it 517 00:25:27,259 --> 00:25:29,929 Listen, a little advice. Slow down. 518 00:25:29,962 --> 00:25:32,932 Enjoy this right? Dating? 519 00:25:32,965 --> 00:25:35,601 Everything, without reason to rush to anything 520 00:25:35,634 --> 00:25:37,003 You are young, You think you know. 521 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:39,105 Believe me, you don't know right? 522 00:25:39,138 --> 00:25:41,407 I know. I have been married 11 years. 523 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,475 Yes, 11 years. This is amazing. 524 00:25:43,509 --> 00:25:44,777 I'm not talking this won't work 525 00:25:44,811 --> 00:25:46,212 This is amazing. 526 00:25:46,245 --> 00:25:49,148 This might work. But just take your time. 527 00:25:49,181 --> 00:25:50,516 Enjoy. 528 00:25:51,483 --> 00:25:52,551 SUNNY: excuse me. 529 00:25:52,584 --> 00:25:54,353 Are you okay? 530 00:25:54,386 --> 00:25:55,687 I'll be back soon. Yes, I will just run to the restroom 531 00:25:55,721 --> 00:25:57,256 Are you sure? Yes. 532 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,759 Bro. Yo. 533 00:26:00,793 --> 00:26:01,894 You kill me right now. 534 00:26:01,928 --> 00:26:03,262 What are you talking about? 535 00:26:03,295 --> 00:26:06,999 You also hear it from me or from a judge 536 00:26:10,169 --> 00:26:13,439 SYDNEY: I know my friend is being a jerk. 537 00:26:13,472 --> 00:26:15,474 And I want you to be able to feel what you want to feel 538 00:26:15,507 --> 00:26:18,177 I want you to be able to say what you think 539 00:26:18,210 --> 00:26:19,812 Every relationship I've ever had, 540 00:26:19,846 --> 00:26:21,013 I always feel like me 541 00:26:21,047 --> 00:26:22,414 walking on eggshells, you know? 542 00:26:22,448 --> 00:26:24,350 Like, I never knew what I would say or do 543 00:26:24,383 --> 00:26:26,685 it will rotate someone out, causing them to be upset. 544 00:26:26,718 --> 00:26:29,989 Even when it has nothing to do with me, I will try to fix it. 545 00:26:30,022 --> 00:26:31,723 Okay, that's me. 546 00:26:31,757 --> 00:26:34,994 And I've never felt it eggshell with you, forever 547 00:26:35,027 --> 00:26:37,029 Until tonight. 548 00:26:38,397 --> 00:26:41,167 Well, it turns out it's not about you, you know 549 00:26:41,200 --> 00:26:42,634 That's how I react. 550 00:26:42,668 --> 00:26:45,604 When I get upset, I get up. 551 00:26:45,637 --> 00:26:49,175 But, Sydney, I can't take responsibility for your insecurity I know that. I don't ask you 552 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:50,943 responsible for my insecurity 553 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:52,578 I just think it's important for us to make this work, 554 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,814 that we must know the area It could be a regional problem, you know? 555 00:26:55,848 --> 00:26:59,685 Damn and your nonsense, where they don't line up 556 00:26:59,718 --> 00:27:01,520 and where can turn on, that's all 557 00:27:01,553 --> 00:27:04,123 Yes. 558 00:27:05,324 --> 00:27:06,926 Yes, okay. 559 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,627 Good? 560 00:27:08,660 --> 00:27:10,897 I feel like it's incredible, 561 00:27:10,930 --> 00:27:12,298 like that very adult, you know 562 00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:15,201 Doesn't that feel adult for you 563 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:16,768 564 00:27:16,802 --> 00:27:18,304 That's beautiful our adults. 565 00:27:18,337 --> 00:27:19,371 Very mature 566 00:27:19,405 --> 00:27:20,406 God. 567 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:22,541 We are very mature 568 00:27:22,574 --> 00:27:23,709 I want to think so. 569 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,344 Yes? Mmm-hmm. 570 00:27:26,712 --> 00:27:29,348 Then we can do this. 571 00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:31,350 Ruff! Ruff! 572 00:27:31,383 --> 00:27:32,518 (SUNNY GROWLS) 573 00:27:32,551 --> 00:27:34,253 SYDNEY: what should it be ? 574 00:27:34,286 --> 00:27:36,155 SUNNY: This is a hand monster. 575 00:27:53,940 --> 00:27:56,442 Do you want to go to the park, baby 576 00:27:58,978 --> 00:28:00,579 Sunny? 577 00:28:01,747 --> 00:28:03,315 Sunny! 578 00:28:06,085 --> 00:28:07,486 ♪ If I have never met you dear 579 00:28:07,519 --> 00:28:10,389 ♪ I will be boring I will be away long now 580 00:28:12,791 --> 00:28:17,196 ♪ On the way again 581 00:28:18,998 --> 00:28:22,201 ♪ You're the only one I want to be old 582 00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,939 ♪ No problem, we can solve it 583 00:28:26,973 --> 00:28:30,276 ♪ I came here, I came here 584 00:28:30,309 --> 00:28:33,279 ♪ out of the face in the crowd 585 00:28:33,312 --> 00:28:36,448 ♪ You win me all over, You win me all over 586 00:28:36,482 --> 00:28:37,616 ♪ Yes, you 587 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:44,256 ♪ Yes, you 588 00:28:46,025 --> 00:28:47,659 SYDNEY: So, you gave me a title, 589 00:28:47,693 --> 00:28:49,728 and I say what movie is about. 590 00:28:49,761 --> 00:28:51,763 SUNNY: understand Good. 591 00:28:51,797 --> 00:28:53,799 "Baby, baby, baby." 592 00:28:53,832 --> 00:28:54,866 SYDNEY: That's a good title. 593 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,268 SUNNY: I know 594 00:28:56,302 --> 00:28:59,571 SYDNEY: "Baby, baby, baby" about this person 595 00:28:59,605 --> 00:29:00,839 living in Los Angeles, 596 00:29:00,872 --> 00:29:05,311 and then one day he met this beautiful woman, 597 00:29:07,046 --> 00:29:09,415 and he just got this terrible personality, 598 00:29:09,448 --> 00:29:12,051 it's just terrible (LAUGHS) 599 00:29:12,084 --> 00:29:18,557 And he gets the best smile He has seen in his life. 600 00:29:18,590 --> 00:29:22,028 And they both throw away all their nonsense 601 00:29:22,061 --> 00:29:25,631 and their baggage, and they fall in love. 602 00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,102 I don't know, Sounds a bit boring. 603 00:29:30,136 --> 00:29:31,837 You don't let me finish. You see, 604 00:29:31,870 --> 00:29:35,307 Because what makes "Baby, baby, dear" is so special 605 00:29:35,341 --> 00:29:38,977 is this a true story 606 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,251 SYDNEY: I love you 607 00:29:46,718 --> 00:29:48,454 SUNNY: I love you too. 608 00:29:49,888 --> 00:29:52,324 Babies, babies, baby 609 00:29:56,395 --> 00:29:58,864 SYDNEY: The baby thing is rather strange I came out 610 00:29:58,897 --> 00:30:00,366 SUNNY: Yes, I know. 611 00:30:00,399 --> 00:30:02,234 Sometimes I think so If you don't have children, 612 00:30:02,268 --> 00:30:05,671 then you can be one, you know 613 00:30:05,704 --> 00:30:08,207 I didn't say I want to have them now or what I just want to know what you think about children 614 00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:11,677 Well, I think they're small with big heads You know, they are usually rather small, 615 00:30:11,710 --> 00:30:15,514 and I think their heads are somewhat bigger. 616 00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:18,317 617 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,087 618 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,021 They usually enter set of two or four. 619 00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:26,058 Because, you know, single Children are bad people. 620 00:30:26,092 --> 00:30:30,129 And with three, you get a middle child in trouble 621 00:30:31,863 --> 00:30:33,232 I'm a middle child 622 00:30:33,265 --> 00:30:34,733 The core of the problem. 623 00:30:36,768 --> 00:30:38,104 You are the only child 624 00:30:38,137 --> 00:30:39,605 I'm terrible 625 00:30:41,207 --> 00:30:43,875 What if you have babies who are, uh, 626 00:30:43,909 --> 00:30:46,145 Ginger, like me? 627 00:30:46,178 --> 00:30:48,514 Ooh. Hmm... 628 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,483 I mean, if I have ginger Girl, it will be amazing. 629 00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:54,253 Fire red hair, bright green eyes, very cute 630 00:30:54,286 --> 00:30:56,255 Beautiful. Yes. 631 00:30:56,288 --> 00:30:58,424 But, a ginger child, 632 00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:01,260 I will throw it in a sack and drown it in the river. 633 00:31:01,293 --> 00:31:03,562 Very? You won't do it give him a go 634 00:31:03,595 --> 00:31:05,431 For some sweet couples try giving birth? 635 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,599 I will be too scared that he will come back 636 00:31:07,633 --> 00:31:09,935 when he is older take revenge. 637 00:31:09,968 --> 00:31:13,705 I mean, there's no more dangerous than vengeful ginger. 638 00:31:13,739 --> 00:31:15,941 It's better to drown it. 639 00:31:15,974 --> 00:31:18,344 Hmm. That's also good thinking. 640 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:21,380 You must write a book about parenting. 641 00:31:44,803 --> 00:31:46,438 Perfect. 642 00:31:47,639 --> 00:31:48,740 (EXHALES) 643 00:31:48,774 --> 00:31:50,576 I'm not sure I understand why I'm giving up 644 00:31:50,609 --> 00:31:53,545 My apartment moved to this trash. (CHUCKLES) 645 00:31:53,579 --> 00:31:56,315 I thought you said you eager to fix it. 646 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:59,485 No, I'm very eager to fix it. 647 00:31:59,518 --> 00:32:01,153 It's just that, now I see 648 00:32:01,187 --> 00:32:03,755 at full level, uh, 649 00:32:03,789 --> 00:32:05,424 chaotic-up-ed-ness... 650 00:32:05,457 --> 00:32:07,159 So what do you say? 651 00:32:07,193 --> 00:32:08,660 I think you have to break up with me 652 00:32:08,694 --> 00:32:11,797 and should start to see Bob Villa. 653 00:32:11,830 --> 00:32:15,801 What I think is that you are afraid out about moving with 654 00:32:15,834 --> 00:32:18,337 and that is absolutely no to do with this place. 655 00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,871 How can you say that? 656 00:32:19,905 --> 00:32:24,443 Because you are scared about moving together. 657 00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:28,079 OK, (STAMMERING) I'm a little afraid to move together, 658 00:32:28,113 --> 00:32:29,215 but that's because, 659 00:32:29,248 --> 00:32:30,449 when you move with someone, 660 00:32:30,482 --> 00:32:33,219 it changes to, like, science experiments. 661 00:32:33,252 --> 00:32:35,086 You are being observed at all times. 662 00:32:35,120 --> 00:32:36,688 Okay, first, 663 00:32:36,722 --> 00:32:37,989 You don't move with someone, 664 00:32:38,023 --> 00:32:39,491 You moved with me. 665 00:32:39,525 --> 00:32:42,361 Second, can we have done this conversation 666 00:32:42,394 --> 00:32:45,931 maybe before you surrender your apartment 667 00:32:45,964 --> 00:32:49,235 Listen to me. I want to move with you, 668 00:32:49,268 --> 00:32:53,239 but I have a moment Where is that scary, right? 669 00:32:53,272 --> 00:32:55,106 And you just called me. 670 00:32:55,140 --> 00:32:58,109 (STUTTER) And that's why I want to move with you, 671 00:32:58,143 --> 00:32:59,545 because you call me on things like that. 672 00:32:59,578 --> 00:33:01,046 But that's why I'm afraid to move with you, 673 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:02,481 because you do something like that. 674 00:33:02,514 --> 00:33:04,750 Does that make sense? This will be fun. 675 00:33:04,783 --> 00:33:06,117 Yes. Mmm-hmm. 676 00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,587 (MUSIK PLAYING) 677 00:33:16,362 --> 00:33:18,864 SYDNEY: He came out first. 678 00:33:18,897 --> 00:33:21,199 I came out a little later. Very smooth. 679 00:33:21,233 --> 00:33:22,601 Nobody knows anything. 680 00:33:22,634 --> 00:33:24,670 Congratulations on being mile-high members. 681 00:33:24,703 --> 00:33:27,506 Yes. Yes, This is a big enough problem. 682 00:33:27,539 --> 00:33:28,574 Hmm. 683 00:33:29,775 --> 00:33:32,077 Now, it's my turn. 684 00:33:32,110 --> 00:33:34,079 I am scared. Good. Good. 685 00:33:34,112 --> 00:33:38,950 Have you ever been with others? from one person at a time? 686 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,686 Don't ask me that. 687 00:33:40,719 --> 00:33:43,221 Jesus Christ. You better talk, woman. 688 00:33:44,856 --> 00:33:47,626 I am in college, and there are 689 00:33:47,659 --> 00:33:50,529 many drugs and alcohol are involved. 690 00:33:50,562 --> 00:33:52,698 Right. Are you sure want to hear this? 691 00:33:52,731 --> 00:33:55,367 I really don't want to talk about it Come on. 692 00:33:55,401 --> 00:33:57,903 Come on, I'm a big boy, I can handle it. 693 00:33:57,936 --> 00:33:59,538 What, two people? 694 00:33:59,571 --> 00:34:01,540 No, that's more than two. 695 00:34:06,077 --> 00:34:09,047 More than two? How many? 696 00:34:09,080 --> 00:34:11,650 You know, let's just drop it. 697 00:34:11,683 --> 00:34:13,852 No no No. I will not drop it. I need to know. 698 00:34:13,885 --> 00:34:16,422 And that's the game. How many? 699 00:34:17,756 --> 00:34:19,425 Five. 700 00:34:21,092 --> 00:34:22,928 Five? Mmm. 701 00:34:24,896 --> 00:34:27,633 Five? Yes. 702 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:30,135 Five frat kids disgust at the same time. 703 00:34:30,168 --> 00:34:31,403 Okay, they are not frat boys. 704 00:34:31,437 --> 00:34:33,071 They are in the arts department. 705 00:34:33,104 --> 00:34:34,573 Oh, right, of course. 706 00:34:34,606 --> 00:34:36,308 They are in the arts department. 707 00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:38,544 I am drunk, I am in ecstasy. 708 00:34:38,577 --> 00:34:42,280 I feel bad when I do it events. I am embarassed. 709 00:34:42,314 --> 00:34:46,752 I am still. I've never been... I've never talked about it with anyone Five. You know, five are all the initial basketball teams. 710 00:34:46,785 --> 00:34:51,590 I'm sorry, are they? basketball team? 711 00:34:51,623 --> 00:34:53,992 We promise not to do it judge each other 712 00:34:54,025 --> 00:34:55,561 That is your rule, by the way. 713 00:34:55,594 --> 00:34:57,128 I am not judgmental. I'm just... I rate a moment. 714 00:34:57,162 --> 00:35:00,899 It's not like they all go inside me! 715 00:35:00,932 --> 00:35:03,034 What? Which part your brain does you feel like 716 00:35:03,068 --> 00:35:06,438 that should Make me feel better? 717 00:35:06,472 --> 00:35:09,107 In the same part of my brain 718 00:35:09,140 --> 00:35:10,542 who should say that you total bastard 719 00:35:10,576 --> 00:35:14,012 (EXHALES) 720 00:35:15,180 --> 00:35:16,415 721 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,117 I shouldn't tell you. 722 00:35:19,150 --> 00:35:21,787 No, I'm glad you told me. I prefer the truth. 723 00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:23,321 But I think you should give me 724 00:35:23,355 --> 00:35:24,656 a small room to react here 725 00:35:24,690 --> 00:35:26,892 That's pretty hardcore. 726 00:35:28,860 --> 00:35:30,462 Is like... 727 00:35:33,298 --> 00:35:34,666 No no, It's not like that, 728 00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:38,470 because there are two more dudes involved. 729 00:35:38,504 --> 00:35:41,873 That's great. Thank you. Makes me feel better. 730 00:35:41,907 --> 00:35:43,542 You're welcome. 731 00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:46,378 (MUSIC PLAYING ON SCREEN) 732 00:35:51,850 --> 00:35:54,653 Do you think it's cold at the North Pole? 733 00:35:54,686 --> 00:35:57,423 Not from the east coast? Yes. 734 00:35:57,456 --> 00:35:59,190 But I've lived here a long time. 735 00:35:59,224 --> 00:36:01,026 I become soft Hmm. 736 00:36:02,694 --> 00:36:05,030 Do you want me to warm you up? 737 00:36:05,063 --> 00:36:07,733 Are you sure you don't want to invite neighbors first? 738 00:36:07,766 --> 00:36:09,568 See if they want to join? 739 00:36:09,601 --> 00:36:11,570 Fuck, Sydney! 740 00:36:13,004 --> 00:36:14,444 I never told you anything else 741 00:36:14,473 --> 00:36:15,874 Oh come on. 742 00:36:15,907 --> 00:36:17,909 I'm sorry. I mean, it must be my fault 743 00:36:17,943 --> 00:36:19,845 I shouldn't ask That stupid question. 744 00:36:19,878 --> 00:36:21,212 You said you were grateful 745 00:36:21,246 --> 00:36:22,347 for everything in my past 746 00:36:22,380 --> 00:36:23,682 because that makes me who I am 747 00:36:23,715 --> 00:36:25,417 and bring me to you! 748 00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:29,721 That was before I knew you Jezebel Pittsburgh. 749 00:36:39,931 --> 00:36:41,232 I'm sorry. 750 00:36:41,266 --> 00:36:43,101 That's not fair. I don't want to talk about it. 751 00:36:43,134 --> 00:36:44,703 Well, no should talk about it 752 00:36:44,736 --> 00:36:48,874 We don't need to do it talk about it again 753 00:36:48,907 --> 00:36:51,877 You know, it's a messed up in my life 754 00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:55,714 and a very painful experience, 755 00:36:55,747 --> 00:36:57,449 and you just throw it into my face 756 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:58,917 I don't mean that. 757 00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:00,852 I really don't. 758 00:37:03,789 --> 00:37:05,023 If I'm honest, actually 759 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:06,424 it really changed me a bit. 760 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:08,193 Oh my God! Please. 761 00:37:09,495 --> 00:37:10,829 SYDNEY: You know why they put 762 00:37:10,862 --> 00:37:13,364 that little ribbon in the hotel toilet? 763 00:37:13,398 --> 00:37:14,638 They are there to make you think 764 00:37:14,666 --> 00:37:16,702 nothing has ever happened before 765 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,838 But believe me, they've been there 766 00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:23,475 Oh yeah. They have definitely there 767 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:27,245 Only Karl and Susie have been dating for a year 768 00:37:27,278 --> 00:37:29,781 when they decide to move together. 769 00:37:29,815 --> 00:37:32,017 He makes a lot of money in the company now, 770 00:37:32,050 --> 00:37:36,187 and the cooking blog really takes off. 771 00:37:36,221 --> 00:37:40,125 So they think, "Why not take the chance?" 772 00:37:40,158 --> 00:37:41,927 Where do you want this one? 773 00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,362 Oh, just in that corner. 774 00:37:44,395 --> 00:37:46,598 What's up 775 00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,800 My luggage 776 00:37:49,434 --> 00:37:50,869 What do you mean? 777 00:37:50,902 --> 00:37:54,506 You know, my luggage is that I carry with me 778 00:37:59,778 --> 00:38:01,547 What are you doing? This is a big box. 779 00:38:02,447 --> 00:38:03,582 Do you need help? 780 00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,016 No, I'm good. 781 00:38:08,319 --> 00:38:10,756 Who is this? Oh. 782 00:38:10,789 --> 00:38:13,625 Evan Lazarus, my sixth grade girlfriend. 783 00:38:13,659 --> 00:38:15,160 I let him feel me in the auditorium, 784 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:17,162 and he said All schools about that. 785 00:38:17,195 --> 00:38:18,797 He has good breasts. 786 00:38:18,830 --> 00:38:20,398 I mean, I still have nice breasts I have nice breasts. 787 00:38:20,431 --> 00:38:22,333 What is he doing here? This is my baggage. 788 00:38:22,367 --> 00:38:23,769 Hello. 789 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,336 Who is this clown? 790 00:38:25,370 --> 00:38:27,172 (LAUGHS) 791 00:38:27,205 --> 00:38:28,840 Hi. 792 00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:32,243 Pierre? 793 00:38:32,277 --> 00:38:36,648 Hi. I met him first When I went to Paris. 794 00:38:36,682 --> 00:38:41,987 He, um, is the best lover I have ever had I compare you with it every time we have sex. 795 00:38:42,020 --> 00:38:44,455 I know it's unfair, but I can't help it 796 00:38:44,489 --> 00:38:48,326 797 00:38:48,359 --> 00:38:50,461 That's very good. Mmm. 798 00:38:50,495 --> 00:38:52,263 A woman is a soft flower, 799 00:38:52,297 --> 00:38:54,966 and you must always flower water from above, 800 00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:57,102 never at the bottom Yes. 801 00:38:57,135 --> 00:39:01,339 And they will just open like beautiful roses 802 00:39:01,372 --> 00:39:03,675 You're a lucky person Mmm. 803 00:39:03,709 --> 00:39:05,977 Thank you for the watering tip. 804 00:39:07,378 --> 00:39:08,880 Hello. 805 00:39:08,914 --> 00:39:11,683 My first lesbian experience 806 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:13,218 Hi. Who... 807 00:39:13,251 --> 00:39:14,653 My old boss 808 00:39:16,722 --> 00:39:18,890 Basketball team. (CHUCKLES) 809 00:39:18,924 --> 00:39:21,226 Basketball team. Come on in, guys. 810 00:39:21,259 --> 00:39:23,361 And the coach. 811 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:25,163 Very good students 812 00:39:25,196 --> 00:39:28,700 Professor. I really want an A. Oh, I feel is very bad for that one 813 00:39:28,734 --> 00:39:31,169 My best friend's father That is a low moment. 814 00:39:31,202 --> 00:39:34,505 That's it! 815 00:39:34,539 --> 00:39:35,907 No, isn't the lacrosse team? 816 00:39:35,941 --> 00:39:37,508 No no. That... Only basketball 817 00:39:37,542 --> 00:39:38,877 Yes. And the coach. 818 00:39:38,910 --> 00:39:40,378 819 00:39:40,411 --> 00:39:41,512 This is fun. 820 00:39:41,546 --> 00:39:42,914 Mmm, for whom? 821 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,750 For us, because, like, I don't know, 822 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:46,785 now you know everything about me 823 00:39:46,818 --> 00:39:48,787 Hey, where do you want this? 824 00:39:48,820 --> 00:39:50,321 Oh, you can just go away right there actually 825 00:39:50,355 --> 00:39:52,523 Or put it on the side. Thank you. I will look after it. 826 00:39:52,557 --> 00:39:53,659 What is that? 827 00:39:53,692 --> 00:39:55,526 Oh, like, uh, 828 00:39:55,560 --> 00:39:57,796 towels and so on 829 00:39:57,829 --> 00:39:59,931 SUNNY: He made me laugh. You know, 830 00:39:59,965 --> 00:40:02,734 but at the same time, He's an extraordinary person. 831 00:40:02,768 --> 00:40:04,202 As long as you are happy. 832 00:40:04,235 --> 00:40:06,204 me. 833 00:40:06,237 --> 00:40:08,373 It's just that, he's a little insecure 834 00:40:08,406 --> 00:40:11,743 It's like he needs everyone likes him all the time. 835 00:40:11,777 --> 00:40:13,144 Need a lot of attention. 836 00:40:13,178 --> 00:40:14,445 Actor, man. 837 00:40:14,479 --> 00:40:16,481 Either they have additional genes, or they are missing one. 838 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:17,548 (CHUCKLES) 839 00:40:17,582 --> 00:40:20,218 But at the same time, 840 00:40:20,251 --> 00:40:21,753 I like it with him. 841 00:40:21,787 --> 00:40:24,756 And he made me laugh. 842 00:40:24,790 --> 00:40:27,926 Yes. You already said that 843 00:40:32,463 --> 00:40:34,700 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 844 00:40:34,733 --> 00:40:35,767 SYDNEY: Sorry 845 00:40:35,801 --> 00:40:38,436 Sorry about that Excuse me. 846 00:40:38,469 --> 00:40:41,139 Sorry. Thank you. 847 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,677 Excuse me. 848 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:50,648 (INDISTINCT SPEAKING) 849 00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:52,283 (LAUGHS) 850 00:40:52,317 --> 00:40:53,785 Hey. 851 00:40:53,819 --> 00:40:55,721 Oh hey, Sydney. 852 00:40:55,754 --> 00:40:58,957 This is Sebastian Kurtz-Wuhler. 853 00:40:58,990 --> 00:41:00,859 Hello. Hi. Nice to meet you. 854 00:41:00,892 --> 00:41:03,294 Sebastian, he's the owner Kurtz-Wuhler Gallery. 855 00:41:03,328 --> 00:41:05,897 Do you know, what I keep going continues and on? 856 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:08,399 I mean, they're kind of the biggest in the world. 857 00:41:08,433 --> 00:41:09,735 You exaggerate 858 00:41:09,768 --> 00:41:11,136 Yes they are. (CHUCKLES) 859 00:41:11,169 --> 00:41:14,706 Congratulations Congratulations That's great. 860 00:41:14,740 --> 00:41:16,775 Thank you. This is my passion. 861 00:41:19,244 --> 00:41:21,780 And, uh, what's your costume? 862 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:24,149 I am a naked person in a barrel. 863 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,018 Why? 864 00:41:28,319 --> 00:41:33,624 Because I lost all my clothes in poker games, 865 00:41:33,658 --> 00:41:35,426 or that is Old West. 866 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:38,496 No problem. I am naked a man in a barrel, right? 867 00:41:38,529 --> 00:41:42,367 Sebastian actually actually said it I am this funny story (CHUCKLES) 868 00:41:42,400 --> 00:41:44,269 about this swimming goat. 869 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:45,470 Yes. 870 00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,172 I mean... (BOTH SEA) 871 00:41:47,205 --> 00:41:49,174 Swimming goats. That's just an anecdote 872 00:41:49,207 --> 00:41:52,277 from my family vineyards in Espana 873 00:41:53,411 --> 00:41:54,946 Vineyards? 874 00:41:54,980 --> 00:41:58,316 This is a small vineyard. Can you believe that? So fabulous. 875 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,486 My grandfather used to grow grape vines around his sukkah. 876 00:42:02,921 --> 00:42:05,556 They are pretty good, too, I think 877 00:42:05,590 --> 00:42:06,858 Hmm. 878 00:42:06,892 --> 00:42:08,659 Let me get this away for you 879 00:42:08,693 --> 00:42:10,428 Hi dear. 880 00:42:11,729 --> 00:42:13,331 Jesus. 881 00:42:13,364 --> 00:42:16,067 Good. That's Good Meet you. 882 00:42:16,101 --> 00:42:17,668 Yeah, nice to meet you too. 883 00:42:17,702 --> 00:42:20,872 Sunny, nice to meet you 884 00:42:20,906 --> 00:42:22,273 The pleasure is all mine. 885 00:42:22,307 --> 00:42:24,409 I hope to see your work sometime 886 00:42:24,442 --> 00:42:26,044 Thank you. 887 00:42:26,744 --> 00:42:27,913 Wow. 888 00:42:27,946 --> 00:42:29,014 Type... 889 00:42:29,047 --> 00:42:30,048 I have to go back to work. 890 00:42:30,081 --> 00:42:32,250 Talk to you soon. 891 00:42:34,252 --> 00:42:37,555 L & apos; chaim, cowboy Good barrel 892 00:42:37,588 --> 00:42:39,690 What did you get down there? 893 00:42:39,724 --> 00:42:42,293 Oh! Only extraordinary small penis. 894 00:42:43,594 --> 00:42:46,397 (MUSIK PLAYING) 895 00:42:46,431 --> 00:42:48,900 Let me drop some knowledge about you, okay 896 00:42:48,934 --> 00:42:50,735 I have three very simple rules 897 00:42:50,768 --> 00:42:52,703 for Halloween costumes for men. 898 00:42:52,737 --> 00:42:54,372 One, you have to look good. 899 00:42:54,405 --> 00:42:57,508 You have to feel sexy or whatever. 900 00:42:57,542 --> 00:43:00,611 Two, you have to be comfortable. And C, 901 00:43:00,645 --> 00:43:02,780 You have to be easy, quick access to your bits 902 00:43:02,814 --> 00:43:06,717 Is it to make water or sow the seeds of love. 903 00:43:06,751 --> 00:43:10,521 And you, my friend, have broken up the three rules. 904 00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:14,525 Women, on the other hand, they only have one rule, 905 00:43:14,559 --> 00:43:16,327 and that's all it must be slutty 906 00:43:16,361 --> 00:43:19,130 The costume must be folded. 907 00:43:19,164 --> 00:43:21,099 With or without cat ears. 908 00:43:21,132 --> 00:43:23,734 Look at that, slutty nurse. 909 00:43:23,768 --> 00:43:25,270 Hi. 910 00:43:25,303 --> 00:43:28,406 Slutty girl from Gatsby who plays golf. 911 00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,942 Whore... I'm not even know what it is 912 00:43:30,976 --> 00:43:32,743 That's loofah. 913 00:43:32,777 --> 00:43:34,512 That's a good costume, man. 914 00:43:34,545 --> 00:43:36,181 Hi dear. 915 00:43:39,450 --> 00:43:41,352 I need to be rubbed later. 916 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:43,354 Now. I want to be rubbed now 917 00:43:50,795 --> 00:43:54,933 He's kind Big problem, isn't it? 918 00:43:54,966 --> 00:43:58,970 This is my biggest dream to show in one of its galleries. 919 00:44:01,006 --> 00:44:04,342 You think you are too beautiful for me What? 920 00:44:04,809 --> 00:44:06,711 921 00:44:06,744 --> 00:44:13,318 It's just that beautiful and very beautiful. 922 00:44:13,351 --> 00:44:17,388 And I'm like this mantis sick. 923 00:44:17,422 --> 00:44:18,756 Grasshopper worship. 924 00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:20,458 Yes. 925 00:44:20,491 --> 00:44:23,161 Or, um, E.T., you know, when he all sick and dying on the riverbank, 926 00:44:23,194 --> 00:44:24,896 and he is scaly and white. 927 00:44:24,930 --> 00:44:26,932 (LAUGHS) 928 00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:31,469 Then tell me, what are you afraid of? 929 00:44:34,372 --> 00:44:36,541 This end 930 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:45,550 "I really love those stars fear tonight." 931 00:44:47,585 --> 00:44:49,420 Galileo. 932 00:44:51,556 --> 00:44:54,192 Galileo never met you 933 00:44:58,896 --> 00:45:05,070 ♪ I just want you 934 00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:08,606 ♪ Love me 935 00:45:12,443 --> 00:45:14,112 NARRATOR ON TV: Don't be this person 936 00:45:14,145 --> 00:45:15,346 Be the man 937 00:45:16,081 --> 00:45:18,383 Don't be this person 938 00:45:18,416 --> 00:45:20,818 Ooh, ooh, come here. Come here, it's me. Be that man 939 00:45:20,851 --> 00:45:23,188 Don't be this person 940 00:45:23,221 --> 00:45:25,023 Be the man (SUNNY CHUCKLES) 941 00:45:25,056 --> 00:45:27,192 Don't be this person 942 00:45:27,225 --> 00:45:28,459 This is very funny. 943 00:45:28,493 --> 00:45:29,527 Be the man 944 00:45:29,560 --> 00:45:32,263 This sucks. It's embarrassing. 945 00:45:32,297 --> 00:45:34,132 I like the previous picture. 946 00:45:34,165 --> 00:45:37,402 Oh come on. You are adorable. You are cute. 947 00:45:37,435 --> 00:45:40,538 I don't want to do this this ad again 948 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:42,873 I've thought about it. 949 00:45:42,907 --> 00:45:45,143 I want to focus on my writing. 950 00:45:45,176 --> 00:45:46,611 What do you think? 951 00:45:46,644 --> 00:45:48,013 I think that's good. 952 00:45:48,046 --> 00:45:50,548 I'm reading this New Yorker A short story the other day, 953 00:45:50,581 --> 00:45:53,251 and I like, "Okay, this is good," 954 00:45:53,284 --> 00:45:55,153 but it's not like, You know, I want to change 955 00:45:55,186 --> 00:45:56,954 my religion or whatever, you know? 956 00:45:56,988 --> 00:45:59,457 And that's the New Yorker. And I thought, "I can do that." 957 00:45:59,490 --> 00:46:01,292 Well, then what should you do 958 00:46:01,326 --> 00:46:04,495 "Be a brave and strong force will help you." 959 00:46:04,529 --> 00:46:06,031 Basil King 960 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,733 I don't know who that is. 961 00:46:08,766 --> 00:46:11,036 (CHUCKLES) 962 00:46:11,069 --> 00:46:13,038 I was thinking about it That night too. 963 00:46:13,071 --> 00:46:15,006 I'm like, "I have to do this." 964 00:46:15,040 --> 00:46:18,176 Then I fell asleep and I dreamed I had 965 00:46:18,209 --> 00:46:22,713 eaten by school from clown fish Yes. 966 00:46:22,747 --> 00:46:25,816 You know, I, uh, had this dream 967 00:46:25,850 --> 00:46:29,420 that I was sitting opposite my mother at the dining table, 968 00:46:29,454 --> 00:46:31,922 and suddenly, he just rips open his chest, 969 00:46:31,956 --> 00:46:33,491 pulling out ribs 970 00:46:33,524 --> 00:46:37,028 and start messing with me. 971 00:46:39,164 --> 00:46:40,598 I think we have to break up. (LAUGHS) 972 00:46:40,631 --> 00:46:44,135 I don't think we should see each other again. 973 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:46,037 I think you need to... 974 00:46:46,071 --> 00:46:48,606 That's terrible! I can't talk to my mother for, like, three months. 975 00:46:48,639 --> 00:46:50,208 I wonder if it is Worse yet to have it 976 00:46:50,241 --> 00:46:52,710 than you have told me about that, honestly. 977 00:46:52,743 --> 00:46:53,944 (LAUGHS) 978 00:46:53,978 --> 00:46:55,146 This is bad news, man. 979 00:46:55,180 --> 00:46:56,514 You still love me right? 980 00:46:56,547 --> 00:46:57,415 Yes, yes, of course. 981 00:46:57,448 --> 00:46:58,816 I will remove my ribs 982 00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:01,086 and take care of yourself soon. (LAUGHS) 983 00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,957 Why does anyone want to duck for Thanksgiving? 984 00:47:06,991 --> 00:47:08,959 I'm a turkey. 985 00:47:08,993 --> 00:47:10,461 I like 3:00 a.m. in the morning, 986 00:47:10,495 --> 00:47:12,029 You go down for leftovers, 987 00:47:12,063 --> 00:47:15,166 and you are a little cold turkey, cold stuffing, 988 00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:16,334 a little cold mashed potatoes, 989 00:47:16,367 --> 00:47:18,069 a little cold cranberry, sauce, 990 00:47:18,103 --> 00:47:20,343 You are smoosh between two of the King's Hawaiian scrolls, 991 00:47:20,371 --> 00:47:22,407 and you push it into your face in your pants 992 00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,341 (LAUGHS) 993 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:24,614 I like that. That's what I like. 994 00:47:24,642 --> 00:47:26,177 I have never had one of them. 995 00:47:26,211 --> 00:47:29,747 Well, no a patriot like me, so... 996 00:47:30,981 --> 00:47:32,750 COURTNEY: Sydney? 997 00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:35,253 Hey. 998 00:47:35,886 --> 00:47:37,222 Hi how are you? 999 00:47:37,255 --> 00:47:39,857 I am amazing. 1000 00:47:39,890 --> 00:47:43,094 Wow. That's, uh, great. I am glad to hear it. 1001 00:47:43,128 --> 00:47:47,165 Yes, I'm great the time in my life right now 1002 00:47:47,632 --> 00:47:48,666 Oh 1003 00:47:49,134 --> 00:47:51,001 How are you? 1004 00:47:51,035 --> 00:47:53,070 Uh, I'm great I'm great 1005 00:47:53,104 --> 00:47:55,506 You know, pregnant 1006 00:47:57,708 --> 00:48:00,945 I think it's good You're not just fat, right? 1007 00:48:00,978 --> 00:48:02,780 (CHUCKLES) Yes, yes 1008 00:48:03,781 --> 00:48:04,849 Hi, I'm Sunny 1009 00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:06,284 Courtney. 1010 00:48:06,317 --> 00:48:09,887 Oh, right, yes. Courtney, this, um, Sunny 1011 00:48:09,920 --> 00:48:11,722 Sunny, this is Courtney. 1012 00:48:11,756 --> 00:48:13,358 Yes. 1013 00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:15,826 So, how, um, acting? 1014 00:48:15,860 --> 00:48:17,828 This is good. I sort of Rest from that. 1015 00:48:17,862 --> 00:48:20,731 I focus on my writing now many 1016 00:48:20,765 --> 00:48:22,133 Does it work well? 1017 00:48:22,167 --> 00:48:23,634 Oh yeah, it's amazing. 1018 00:48:23,668 --> 00:48:25,670 This really happened... And we moved together, 1019 00:48:25,703 --> 00:48:28,773 and that is also very good. It is very nice. 1020 00:48:28,806 --> 00:48:31,008 I'm happy for you, Sydney. 1021 00:48:31,041 --> 00:48:32,710 Nice to meet you 1022 00:48:32,743 --> 00:48:35,180 Yes, it's amazing to see you It's amazing. 1023 00:48:35,213 --> 00:48:36,947 Yes, okay. 1024 00:48:36,981 --> 00:48:39,584 Well, um, I hope you have a very good Thanksgiving . 1025 00:48:39,617 --> 00:48:42,287 Yes. You too. And also congratulations 1026 00:48:43,120 --> 00:48:45,390 Yeah, also safe. 1027 00:48:51,662 --> 00:48:52,897 What? 1028 00:48:52,930 --> 00:48:54,265 "Amazing"? 1029 00:48:54,299 --> 00:48:56,534 Very? 1030 00:48:56,567 --> 00:49:00,405 Hopefully your filling is good, I hope your turkey is fat 1031 00:49:00,438 --> 00:49:02,940 May your potatoes, Thick lumpy sauce. 1032 00:49:02,973 --> 00:49:07,578 Hopefully your sweet potatoes will be delicious and your pie will take the prize, 1033 00:49:07,612 --> 00:49:10,080 and hopefully your Thanksgiving day Dinner from your thigh. 1034 00:49:10,114 --> 00:49:12,116 ALL: Oh! 1035 00:49:12,149 --> 00:49:14,084 (TAWA) 1036 00:49:14,118 --> 00:49:16,187 OK. Down there, J.B. 1037 00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:17,855 I love you, man 1038 00:49:17,888 --> 00:49:20,258 I love you too. I like your face. I like your neck 1039 00:49:20,291 --> 00:49:21,826 (CORK POPS) (WOMEN YELPS) 1040 00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,496 I don't drink. 1041 00:49:25,530 --> 00:49:27,632 The plan is for everyone to stay dressed 1042 00:49:27,665 --> 00:49:29,400 all night. SYDNEY: All night long 1043 00:49:29,434 --> 00:49:30,768 I can do that. I can do that. I'm not... 1044 00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:31,836 Please. 1045 00:49:31,869 --> 00:49:33,871 Sunny, what's the story with you and... 1046 00:49:33,904 --> 00:49:35,105 No, I don't eat gluten. 1047 00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:36,274 SUNNY: I'm very sorry 1048 00:49:36,307 --> 00:49:38,309 Very sorry. That is very rude from me. 1049 00:49:38,343 --> 00:49:40,711 (LAUGH) 1050 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:42,580 Classy SYDNEY: that's what I like, class! 1051 00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,486 I told you! My friend is a classy man. 1052 00:49:48,519 --> 00:49:51,689 I don't eat animals. 1053 00:49:51,722 --> 00:49:54,259 Good people celebrate annihilation 1054 00:49:54,292 --> 00:49:56,126 of a race and theft of their land 1055 00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:57,495 (Everyone laughs) 1056 00:49:57,528 --> 00:49:58,863 That's our thing. 1057 00:49:58,896 --> 00:49:59,997 Seriously. 1058 00:50:00,030 --> 00:50:02,767 In January at the Gallery of Los Angeles. 1059 00:50:02,800 --> 00:50:06,337 And we want to present new artists. 1060 00:50:06,371 --> 00:50:11,909 And we agree that we will do it very happy to have you 1061 00:50:14,245 --> 00:50:15,380 (CHUCKLES) 1062 00:50:15,413 --> 00:50:16,814 Wait, are you serious 1063 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:18,549 Yes of course. 1064 00:50:18,583 --> 00:50:20,985 I don't even know what to say. 1065 00:50:21,018 --> 00:50:22,219 You have to say yes. 1066 00:50:22,253 --> 00:50:23,354 Um, yes, of course! 1067 00:50:23,388 --> 00:50:24,922 (SECOND SEA) 1068 00:50:24,955 --> 00:50:27,024 No, believe me, this is a My smart move. 1069 00:50:27,057 --> 00:50:28,326 That's amazing. 1070 00:50:28,359 --> 00:50:29,860 SUNNY: My own show This is amazing, huh. 1071 00:50:29,894 --> 00:50:32,797 I... Oh, my God. Thank you. 1072 00:50:33,831 --> 00:50:35,032 That's great. 1073 00:50:35,065 --> 00:50:36,934 (LAUGHS) And I thank you. 1074 00:50:36,967 --> 00:50:38,403 How cool is this person? 1075 00:50:41,572 --> 00:50:43,941 SYDNEY: Your girl seems very good. 1076 00:50:43,974 --> 00:50:47,578 J.B.: He is tall and thin. 1077 00:50:47,612 --> 00:50:49,580 I met him in woodworking class 1078 00:50:49,614 --> 00:50:52,049 You take woodworking What? No. 1079 00:50:52,082 --> 00:50:53,618 No? No. 1080 00:50:55,286 --> 00:50:58,956 What's wrong with that Sebastian guy? She's the worst. 1081 00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,258 No. Man's a sweetheart. 1082 00:51:01,292 --> 00:51:04,261 You know where he goes He goes to get a better champagne. 1083 00:51:04,295 --> 00:51:06,263 And he invited me to ski. 1084 00:51:06,297 --> 00:51:09,567 Apparently, he has a Chalet sick at Mammoth. 1085 00:51:09,600 --> 00:51:10,901 SYDNEY: Of course he is. 1086 00:51:10,935 --> 00:51:13,270 And he just loves a man with an accent 1087 00:51:13,304 --> 00:51:17,342 I don't know, man. Lately, I feel like this, like, 1088 00:51:17,375 --> 00:51:19,076 grow distance between us. 1089 00:51:19,109 --> 00:51:21,211 Wow, my brother 1090 00:51:21,245 --> 00:51:23,914 You have to take a step back. 1091 00:51:23,948 --> 00:51:25,750 Take three more steps. 1092 00:51:25,783 --> 00:51:30,521 Because if you chase it, I guarantee you , it runs away from you. 1093 00:51:30,555 --> 00:51:32,957 Yes, it's easy to say, but, okay, we live together 1094 00:51:32,990 --> 00:51:34,992 Do you know what I mean? I mean, I'm in 1095 00:51:35,025 --> 00:51:37,795 He is not as far as me. 1096 00:51:37,828 --> 00:51:41,298 In every relationship, you have got a lover and lover, 1097 00:51:41,332 --> 00:51:46,337 and who are always loved upper hand, my dear 1098 00:51:48,939 --> 00:51:53,378 I feel this a beautiful tradition, um, 1099 00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:55,846 this, um, take time to express it 1100 00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:57,360 things for that you are grateful for 1101 00:51:58,182 --> 00:51:59,417 Um... 1102 00:52:00,551 --> 00:52:04,321 We don't do it when I grow up 1103 00:52:04,355 --> 00:52:09,660 But every year, I go and build houses and schools 1104 00:52:09,694 --> 00:52:13,197 for the poor Namibian children 1105 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:17,134 The trip always reminds me 1106 00:52:17,167 --> 00:52:22,740 that I have to stay at a place of gratitude. 1107 00:52:22,773 --> 00:52:26,844 Because that's how it is it's important to remember that 1108 00:52:26,877 --> 00:52:33,117 You can't just be grateful for one day, for one meal. 1109 00:52:33,150 --> 00:52:34,952 J.B.: Listen, listen, man. SUNNY: listen, listen 1110 00:52:34,985 --> 00:52:36,921 Applause. J.B.: You bring The house is quite neat. 1111 00:52:36,954 --> 00:52:41,592 I'm sorry. So, what exactly are you thankful for? 1112 00:52:41,626 --> 00:52:44,395 For now and for your good 1113 00:52:44,429 --> 00:52:46,864 That's good. It is very nice. It is beautiful. 1114 00:52:46,897 --> 00:52:48,699 Thank you. It is beautiful. 1115 00:52:48,733 --> 00:52:51,035 Well, I think I'm grateful that we are all here 1116 00:52:51,068 --> 00:52:53,871 And I'm not talking about this house, you two. 1117 00:52:53,904 --> 00:52:56,574 I'm talking here I'm talking about life. 1118 00:52:56,607 --> 00:52:58,976 Starting with great, great, 1119 00:52:59,009 --> 00:53:01,579 great-grandfather meeting and damn 1120 00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:03,481 and our parents 1121 00:53:03,514 --> 00:53:05,683 Coitus. Dirty. 1122 00:53:06,484 --> 00:53:09,319 Without love. 1123 00:53:09,353 --> 00:53:14,625 You change one small grain from sand throughout the equation, 1124 00:53:15,860 --> 00:53:18,529 (KISSES) none of us even a thought. 1125 00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:26,571 Now, I'm also grateful for this dance background. 1126 00:53:26,604 --> 00:53:31,108 Cecilia, um, what are you grateful for? 1127 00:53:31,141 --> 00:53:35,580 Oh, I prefer to look after me thank you for myself. Thank you. 1128 00:53:38,148 --> 00:53:40,017 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 1129 00:53:40,050 --> 00:53:42,553 SUNNY: He doesn't have it plan for Thanksgiving 1130 00:53:42,587 --> 00:53:44,622 Besides, he's great. 1131 00:53:44,655 --> 00:53:46,290 And he gave me my own show, which, 1132 00:53:46,323 --> 00:53:48,759 I mean, do you understand? How big is that for me? 1133 00:53:48,793 --> 00:53:50,360 I'm just surprised that Mr. Wonderful 1134 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:54,932 don't have a million Thank you invitations 1135 00:53:54,965 --> 00:53:58,636 And you told me how I acted when I saw Courtney. 1136 00:53:58,669 --> 00:54:00,237 Courtney is yours ex girlfriend! 1137 00:54:00,270 --> 00:54:01,939 What does he do? anything to do with anything You turn into a schoolboy around this person 1138 00:54:01,972 --> 00:54:04,975 It's dirty. 1139 00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,511 (GARGLING) 1140 00:54:06,544 --> 00:54:08,178 1141 00:54:12,116 --> 00:54:16,654 Yes, and of course, he is rich, and he is, uh, charming, 1142 00:54:16,687 --> 00:54:18,923 and he is successful, and he is funny, 1143 00:54:18,956 --> 00:54:20,825 but you know, he has an art gallery 1144 00:54:20,858 --> 00:54:22,960 You took all of that, really, what did he get? 1145 00:54:22,993 --> 00:54:25,630 Okay, then unconscious, Sydney, 1146 00:54:25,663 --> 00:54:29,133 I will sleep with you, not Sebastian 1147 00:54:29,166 --> 00:54:31,068 It's just frustrating to see your girlfriend 1148 00:54:31,101 --> 00:54:32,970 tempting with geriatric cases. 1149 00:54:33,003 --> 00:54:35,606 Oh my God! I'm not teasing him! 1150 00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:38,609 Plus, you know, you've done drink like lately. 1151 00:54:38,643 --> 00:54:41,145 Okay, okay, this is Thanksgiving. Give me a bad break. 1152 00:54:41,178 --> 00:54:44,081 Yes I know. And yesterday, was Wednesday, 1153 00:54:44,114 --> 00:54:45,550 and the previous day that it was Tuesday, 1154 00:54:45,583 --> 00:54:47,184 and I thought before, Monday. 1155 00:54:47,217 --> 00:54:48,686 So explain this to me, okay? 1156 00:54:48,719 --> 00:54:50,287 What exactly are you upset? 1157 00:54:50,320 --> 00:54:52,089 The fact you think that I'm an alcoholic now 1158 00:54:52,122 --> 00:54:54,024 or that I flirt with Sebastian 1159 00:54:54,058 --> 00:54:55,359 I'm not disappointed! 1160 00:54:55,392 --> 00:54:57,562 I'm just frustrated because... You're frustrated 1161 00:54:57,595 --> 00:54:58,896 You know, you live with someone, 1162 00:54:58,929 --> 00:55:00,531 and you start to see the thing you are leaving, 1163 00:55:00,565 --> 00:55:02,166 "Alright, it can fix that person, 1164 00:55:02,199 --> 00:55:04,501 " it can fix the relationship , "and so you... 1165 00:55:04,535 --> 00:55:06,704 You call them out 1166 00:55:06,737 --> 00:55:08,573 Well, I will so will definitely call you 1167 00:55:08,606 --> 00:55:11,909 = = tomorrow morning at all your nonsense 1168 00:55:17,882 --> 00:55:20,250 SUNNY: Don't fucking Just try it, Sydney. 1169 00:55:21,619 --> 00:55:23,554 I really mean it. = I told you. 1170 00:55:28,225 --> 00:55:29,627 That's awesome. 1171 00:55:32,496 --> 00:55:33,864 Mmm. 1172 00:55:47,411 --> 00:55:49,046 You don't get this again 1173 00:55:49,079 --> 00:55:50,547 Good. (CHUCKLES) 1174 00:55:50,581 --> 00:55:52,617 1175 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,552 1176 00:55:55,586 --> 00:55:58,155 1177 00:55:58,188 --> 00:55:59,790 1178 00:56:10,334 --> 00:56:12,870 SYDNEY: Being at this party and we have A big fight. I suffer a lot. 1179 00:56:12,903 --> 00:56:16,240 So I say to myself, "You take a Imagine yourself right now." 1180 00:56:16,273 --> 00:56:18,776 And I said, "You remember how sad you are." 1181 00:56:18,809 --> 00:56:20,344 "So, in six months, when you like, 1182 00:56:20,377 --> 00:56:22,446 " & apos; I have to bring it back! I must bring it back, & apos; 1183 00:56:22,479 --> 00:56:25,716 "You see the picture and you remember how sad you are." 1184 00:56:25,750 --> 00:56:30,387 So I did it. Six months later, I exactly where I said I would be 1185 00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,623 I saw the photo. 1186 00:56:32,657 --> 00:56:36,761 I say to myself, "No looks sad at all." 1187 00:56:47,371 --> 00:56:48,806 (SIGHS) 1188 00:56:48,839 --> 00:56:51,275 God, this is very relaxed. 1189 00:56:55,846 --> 00:56:58,415 Are you sure this is mud? 1190 00:56:58,448 --> 00:57:01,686 I don't think this is mud. 1191 00:57:01,719 --> 00:57:03,821 You don't know how to relax 1192 00:57:03,854 --> 00:57:05,990 I am not aware who drowned yourself 1193 00:57:06,023 --> 00:57:08,125 in warm dirt is relaxed 1194 00:57:08,158 --> 00:57:10,627 Hey, come here your idea, remember 1195 00:57:10,661 --> 00:57:12,629 No, I'm very happy we came here 1196 00:57:12,663 --> 00:57:16,500 I want to do something good for your birthday I have a very good time. 1197 00:57:16,533 --> 00:57:19,136 (CHUCKLES) Yes, you see it. 1198 00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:22,439 Are you ready Your placenta's face? 1199 00:57:22,472 --> 00:57:26,076 Yes. 1200 00:57:26,110 --> 00:57:26,977 I'll be back soon. 1201 00:57:27,011 --> 00:57:28,445 Thank you. 1202 00:57:28,478 --> 00:57:29,814 (LAUGHS) 1203 00:57:38,655 --> 00:57:40,157 I have mud in the cracks I don't even know me. 1204 00:57:41,892 --> 00:57:45,362 SUNNY: You hope it's mud 1205 00:57:45,395 --> 00:57:46,831 You hope it's mud. 1206 00:57:46,864 --> 00:57:48,899 What do you do? 1207 00:57:54,905 --> 00:57:56,807 Only do some items for performances 1208 00:57:56,841 --> 00:57:59,844 What is this? 1209 00:58:06,683 --> 00:58:08,452 This is a hockey stick. 1210 00:58:08,485 --> 00:58:10,755 Oh dear. 1211 00:58:22,733 --> 00:58:24,168 1212 00:58:24,201 --> 00:58:25,736 I get you the type you like 1213 00:58:25,770 --> 00:58:28,405 And I think you can just take it anywhere 1214 00:58:28,438 --> 00:58:29,706 That's perfect. 1215 00:58:29,740 --> 00:58:31,241 Yes, you like it? 1216 00:58:31,275 --> 00:58:33,043 Oh, I like it. 1217 00:58:33,077 --> 00:58:36,046 You do I do You are very sweet. 1218 00:58:36,080 --> 00:58:38,448 Happy birthday. Thank you. 1219 00:58:42,252 --> 00:58:44,188 I have something else for you too. 1220 00:58:44,221 --> 00:58:45,055 Oh yes? 1221 00:58:45,089 --> 00:58:47,892 Yes. What is that? 1222 00:58:47,925 --> 00:58:49,860 (KISSING) (CHUCKLES) 1223 00:58:51,595 --> 00:58:52,797 Syd. 1224 00:58:52,830 --> 00:58:54,531 Bright. 1225 00:58:54,564 --> 00:58:56,801 Syd. Bright. 1226 00:58:56,834 --> 00:58:59,003 Syd, please stop 1227 00:59:00,104 --> 00:59:01,605 What? 1228 00:59:01,638 --> 00:59:03,941 I'm just... I'm not... 1229 00:59:03,974 --> 00:59:06,743 I don't feel like... 1230 00:59:06,777 --> 00:59:09,613 I really have to finish this now, okay 1231 00:59:09,646 --> 00:59:11,816 And I really want to relax. 1232 00:59:11,849 --> 00:59:14,084 Yes, that's it I also want to do it. 1233 00:59:14,118 --> 00:59:16,153 I want to relax Let's relax 1234 00:59:16,186 --> 00:59:19,189 (SIGHS) Syd, no, I'm serious. I'm serious. 1235 00:59:21,358 --> 00:59:22,759 I... 1236 00:59:22,793 --> 00:59:24,694 I want to play later, okay? 1237 00:59:24,728 --> 00:59:26,596 Yes. 1238 00:59:26,630 --> 00:59:31,235 But now, I really need to finish this, and I want to be gentle. 1239 00:59:31,268 --> 00:59:33,637 Sure. 1240 00:59:33,670 --> 00:59:37,107 Plus, I think that treatment makes me a little dizzy. 1241 00:59:37,141 --> 00:59:40,044 Another headache? Are you okay? 1242 00:59:40,077 --> 00:59:43,147 Yes. Well, I'm tired. 1243 00:59:43,180 --> 00:59:45,816 I've worked five nights a week at the 1244 00:59:45,850 --> 00:59:48,518 bar and then do this all day. 1245 00:59:48,552 --> 00:59:52,056 I'm rundown, I'm tired, I'm tired. 1246 00:59:53,891 --> 00:59:55,759 But that's all, okay? 1247 00:59:55,792 --> 00:59:57,161 Sure. 1248 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,798 I just tried to be cute. 1249 01:00:02,232 --> 01:00:03,233 Hey. 1250 01:00:04,902 --> 01:00:07,304 You are cute 1251 01:00:07,337 --> 01:00:09,339 And sweet. 1252 01:00:11,508 --> 01:00:13,978 Will you stay with me? 1253 01:00:15,512 --> 01:00:17,214 Yes. 1254 01:00:17,247 --> 01:00:18,849 Sure. 1255 01:00:20,017 --> 01:00:22,352 Whatever you want. 1256 01:00:22,386 --> 01:00:24,288 Thank you. 1257 01:00:24,321 --> 01:00:25,856 (EXHALES) 1258 01:00:30,660 --> 01:00:32,863 SYDNEY: If you give your heart to someone, 1259 01:00:32,897 --> 01:00:34,698 All that is needed is one view, 1260 01:00:34,731 --> 01:00:39,203 and they can change your whole world into black and white (TICKING) 1261 01:00:43,673 --> 01:00:45,342 Stan and Genevieve Taft meet in college 1262 01:00:45,375 --> 01:00:48,345 They fall in love and they get married. 1263 01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:51,648 But lately, Stan saw a shift. 1264 01:00:51,681 --> 01:00:55,552 Genevieve looks far away, pulled 1265 01:00:59,589 --> 01:01:03,427 It seems like his love for him faded. 1266 01:01:05,629 --> 01:01:10,067 Maybe there are other men. 1267 01:01:10,100 --> 01:01:12,136 Or maybe their love has just run the path. 1268 01:01:12,169 --> 01:01:16,373 Stan starts panicking. 1269 01:01:17,807 --> 01:01:20,677 He starts to grow up feeling insecure. 1270 01:01:20,710 --> 01:01:23,247 And when he gets more and is more insecure, 1271 01:01:23,280 --> 01:01:25,649 he starts to pay attention to it very strange things happen. 1272 01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,453 Initially, it seems impossible. 1273 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:46,436 But then it's undeniable. 1274 01:01:49,406 --> 01:01:53,043 Stan shrinks. 1275 01:02:01,318 --> 01:02:04,221 1276 01:02:36,361 --> 01:02:17,234 The more he withdraws, the more insecure he gets. 1277 01:02:18,635 --> 01:02:22,439 The more insecure he is, the more he shrinks. 1278 01:02:22,472 --> 01:02:26,943 And the more he shrinks, the more he pulls away. 1279 01:02:28,412 --> 01:02:30,480 (CANNOT RELIABLE) 1280 01:02:41,958 --> 01:02:48,298 One Friday afternoon, he came home to find an empty house 1281 01:02:48,332 --> 01:02:53,703 He is gone, and there is indeed There is nothing he can do to change it. 1282 01:02:56,240 --> 01:03:00,544 And that is the end of Extraordinary Shrinking Stan. 1283 01:03:06,216 --> 01:03:07,984 SUNNY: Smidge is higher than the rest. 1284 01:03:08,018 --> 01:03:10,754 Do you know what I mean? I kind of want to be a focal point 1285 01:03:10,787 --> 01:03:12,789 It's okay. 1286 01:03:12,822 --> 01:03:15,692 You know, or we can just Lower the ones on the side. 1287 01:03:15,725 --> 01:03:16,926 Hey you. 1288 01:03:16,960 --> 01:03:18,062 SUNNY: Hey! 1289 01:03:18,095 --> 01:03:19,763 Looks amazing here. 1290 01:03:19,796 --> 01:03:20,930 This is like a true art performance. 1291 01:03:20,964 --> 01:03:22,232 Right? 1292 01:03:25,269 --> 01:03:27,404 Is that my painting? 1293 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:29,073 No. 1294 01:03:29,106 --> 01:03:31,508 Looks like me. 1295 01:03:31,541 --> 01:03:34,344 This is a combination of a different group of people. 1296 01:03:34,378 --> 01:03:40,016 Looks like an ugly donkey, my twisted version 1297 01:03:40,050 --> 01:03:41,685 for me. 1298 01:03:41,718 --> 01:03:43,687 How to be egocentric. 1299 01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,890 No, I just remember the story you told about Picasso when he starts falls in love 1300 01:03:46,923 --> 01:03:48,092 with people, they get worse... 1301 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,226 Well, no, okay? 1302 01:03:49,259 --> 01:03:51,961 How is Sebastian? 1303 01:03:51,995 --> 01:03:53,597 You know what, Sydney, I'm really busy now, 1304 01:03:53,630 --> 01:03:55,299 so maybe we can do this a little later? 1305 01:03:55,332 --> 01:03:56,966 What? I just ask, how is he? 1306 01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,268 Can you stop being a bastard? 1307 01:03:58,302 --> 01:03:59,903 Oh really? I am not aware that is a terrible thing to do 1308 01:03:59,936 --> 01:04:01,838 to support your girlfriend while she tries 1309 01:04:01,871 --> 01:04:03,607 1310 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:05,375 to realize his dream. Forgive me. 1311 01:04:05,409 --> 01:04:07,411 That is when you for everything about you 1312 01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:10,380 Hey, guys, who did that? Paintings look like for you? 1313 01:04:10,414 --> 01:04:13,850 For me, it's like Georges Imitation Braque, just more surreal. 1314 01:04:13,883 --> 01:04:16,386 Not the painting, the guy in that , who looks like that? 1315 01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:18,388 I think it's a cat. Sydney. 1316 01:04:18,422 --> 01:04:20,524 SEBASTIAN: Sydney. Oh, this clown. 1317 01:04:20,557 --> 01:04:23,059 Hey, Sebastian, how are you? Hey, Sydney. 1318 01:04:23,093 --> 01:04:24,261 I'm fine, thank you. How are you? 1319 01:04:24,294 --> 01:04:25,895 I'm good. I am fine. 1320 01:04:25,929 --> 01:04:27,164 Can I ask questions quickly? Sydney, don't. 1321 01:04:27,197 --> 01:04:28,565 No, no, no, it's fast. 1322 01:04:28,598 --> 01:04:30,700 Um, who did that? Paintings look like for you? 1323 01:04:30,734 --> 01:04:33,203 Sunny tells me That is your painting. 1324 01:04:33,237 --> 01:04:34,571 He did it? He said that? 1325 01:04:34,604 --> 01:04:36,506 I think it's very beautiful. 1326 01:04:36,540 --> 01:04:39,409 What I'm saying is this Merging a group of people, 1327 01:04:39,443 --> 01:04:41,511 and you are one of them, huh. 1328 01:04:41,545 --> 01:04:44,281 Yes, no, for me you say that. 1329 01:04:44,314 --> 01:04:46,583 To the most interesting person in the world there, 1330 01:04:46,616 --> 01:04:48,418 You said that This is my painting. 1331 01:04:48,452 --> 01:04:49,653 Sebastian, I'm very sorry 1332 01:04:49,686 --> 01:04:51,421 Do you mind giving us a second? 1333 01:04:51,455 --> 01:04:53,357 Yes, I'm sorry too. Sorry. Nice to meet you. 1334 01:04:53,390 --> 01:04:55,925 Guys, will you mind? Thank you. Sure. 1335 01:04:55,959 --> 01:04:57,661 Look yes, fellas 1336 01:04:59,929 --> 01:05:02,599 So what, Sydney, honest? 1337 01:05:02,632 --> 01:05:05,269 This is my job. This is my painting. 1338 01:05:05,302 --> 01:05:09,173 You know, in your story, you make me look like this cold bitch. 1339 01:05:09,206 --> 01:05:13,310 Yes you know, if it's a shaman like a duck. 1340 01:05:13,343 --> 01:05:15,412 Oh, and by the way, this Everything with Sebastian? 1341 01:05:15,445 --> 01:05:19,549 There is a word for people who flirt with someone to go forward. 1342 01:05:20,484 --> 01:05:22,319 Do you call me a prostitute? 1343 01:05:22,352 --> 01:05:25,322 Well, that depends If you fuck her or not. 1344 01:05:30,227 --> 01:05:31,595 (OPEN AND COVER DOORS) 1345 01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:34,164 Oh dear. 1346 01:05:35,999 --> 01:05:38,468 SYDNEY: Are you bad joking? 1347 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,440 MAN ON TV: I don't even know who pay me, and I don't want to know 1348 01:05:43,473 --> 01:05:45,008 What's the difference? 1349 01:05:45,041 --> 01:05:46,810 Didn't that happen to you? why do they want you to do it 1350 01:05:46,843 --> 01:05:50,079 Of course it is, but that makes them suckers, not me 1351 01:05:50,113 --> 01:05:51,781 I am the person who made this made 1352 01:05:51,815 --> 01:05:54,083 Listen, Sheriff, a man can stand for so much 1353 01:05:54,117 --> 01:05:55,819 and no more. (DOOR OPEN) 1354 01:05:55,852 --> 01:05:58,622 Now, before the war, I floated and floated and ran. 1355 01:05:58,655 --> 01:06:01,191 Always missing large crowd. 1356 01:06:01,225 --> 01:06:03,327 Hey. Hey. 1357 01:06:06,830 --> 01:06:08,598 You want to talk 1358 01:06:09,599 --> 01:06:12,336 I think that's a good idea, right? 1359 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:18,808 I've felt it very far from you lately, 1360 01:06:18,842 --> 01:06:20,544 and that makes me very insecure. 1361 01:06:20,577 --> 01:06:23,179 And I'm really stupid, okay? 1362 01:06:23,213 --> 01:06:25,449 And if you want my paint is like that, 1363 01:06:25,482 --> 01:06:27,284 Of course you have to be able to to paint me like that 1364 01:06:27,317 --> 01:06:29,853 Can we talk? 1365 01:06:29,886 --> 01:06:31,655 I mean, really talking. 1366 01:06:31,688 --> 01:06:33,257 If you say that you love me, 1367 01:06:33,290 --> 01:06:35,024 but you don't fall in love with me, 1368 01:06:35,058 --> 01:06:36,726 I just told you now, I will make a strange person. 1369 01:06:36,760 --> 01:06:38,695 I will panic right now. No! 1370 01:06:39,729 --> 01:06:41,898 I just don't think I love you again 1371 01:06:44,668 --> 01:06:47,771 Love is like faith, you know? 1372 01:06:47,804 --> 01:06:51,908 You can't fake it. You either have it or not. 1373 01:06:51,941 --> 01:06:56,513 You don't have some special quotes to tear a man's heart? 1374 01:06:58,382 --> 01:07:00,717 "Breaking up is difficult." 1375 01:07:04,321 --> 01:07:05,922 Very? 1376 01:07:07,090 --> 01:07:08,392 You're Bad. 1377 01:07:08,425 --> 01:07:11,160 ♪ Kissin & apos ;, kissin & apos ;, kissin & apos; 1378 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:13,830 ♪ I miss your kiss 1379 01:07:13,863 --> 01:07:14,931 ♪ Do doo 1380 01:07:14,964 --> 01:07:19,035 ♪ I miss you Her lips are warm and soft 1381 01:07:19,068 --> 01:07:21,371 ♪ I miss your kiss 1382 01:07:21,405 --> 01:07:22,606 ♪ Do doo 1383 01:07:22,639 --> 01:07:26,710 ♪ That's tingling through my fingertips 1384 01:07:26,743 --> 01:07:28,077 ♪ I go 1385 01:07:28,111 --> 01:07:29,979 ♪ Do doo, do doo 1386 01:07:30,013 --> 01:07:31,915 ♪ Far away 1387 01:07:31,948 --> 01:07:34,418 ♪ Do doo, do doo 1388 01:07:34,451 --> 01:07:36,219 ♪ This longing 1389 01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:39,456 (SONG PLAYING ON LAPTOP) ♪ In my heart just makes me say 1390 01:07:39,489 --> 01:07:41,325 ♪ For me just say 1391 01:07:41,358 --> 01:07:43,727 ♪ I miss your kiss 1392 01:07:45,495 --> 01:07:47,263 What is this? 1393 01:07:47,297 --> 01:07:49,766 This is the video that I cut together. I will send it to him. 1394 01:07:49,799 --> 01:07:53,603 No, no, Bung won't send him this What are you doing? Yes, this will make him cry. 1395 01:07:53,637 --> 01:07:57,307 Why do you want to make him cry? 1396 01:07:58,508 --> 01:08:01,244 (SIGHS) 1397 01:08:01,277 --> 01:08:03,547 The words "I don't love you anymore," hey, 1398 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:06,483 You can't take them back. That's what he said, okay? 1399 01:08:06,516 --> 01:08:09,619 That ends the show, man. 1400 01:08:09,653 --> 01:08:11,154 It's over. 1401 01:08:18,701 --> 01:08:12,622 I'm very angry with him. 1402 01:08:12,656 --> 01:08:14,991 Good. 1403 01:08:15,024 --> 01:08:16,292 Good. That means you have already passed the denial 1404 01:08:16,326 --> 01:08:19,028 Now you have to find out bargaining and, uh, depression, 1405 01:08:19,062 --> 01:08:21,931 and I think there are some... There are several other stages. 1406 01:08:21,965 --> 01:08:25,635 And then you are in a clear place. 1407 01:08:25,669 --> 01:08:28,372 Come with me 1408 01:08:31,007 --> 01:08:32,976 Yes. 1409 01:08:33,009 --> 01:08:34,344 Spinalingading. Dong. 1410 01:08:35,311 --> 01:08:38,214 Let's go. 1411 01:08:38,247 --> 01:08:40,249 1412 01:08:40,283 --> 01:08:43,520 I hope I can bring it back so that I can break up with him. 1413 01:08:43,553 --> 01:08:45,922 Well, that sounds reasonable. 1414 01:08:45,955 --> 01:08:49,459 I hope I know it last time We were messed up, that's the last time. 1415 01:08:49,493 --> 01:08:51,961 Sounds logical. 1416 01:08:51,995 --> 01:08:54,330 I hope he gets hit by by the damn train... 1417 01:08:54,364 --> 01:08:57,401 Sounds a little crazy. That's nonsense, man. 1418 01:08:57,434 --> 01:08:59,636 Listen, go write something. 1419 01:08:59,669 --> 01:09:01,871 Go to sleep with servants or baristas, 1420 01:09:01,905 --> 01:09:04,741 anyone in food service industry 1421 01:09:04,774 --> 01:09:06,876 Get your confidence back, you know? 1422 01:09:06,910 --> 01:09:09,312 Start feeling like yourself again 1423 01:09:09,345 --> 01:09:12,682 Feel good. 1424 01:09:12,716 --> 01:09:15,452 I'm sorry, man. That is too difficult. Forgive me. 1425 01:09:15,485 --> 01:09:17,687 I'm sorry. 1426 01:09:17,721 --> 01:09:23,192 SYDNEY: They say real heartbreak leaves a little tear in your heart, 1427 01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:27,296 and no doctor in the world can help you 1428 01:09:27,330 --> 01:09:29,633 Well, there might be one. 1429 01:09:31,935 --> 01:09:35,138 Well, Mr. Carlin, That isn't too bad, right? 1430 01:09:35,171 --> 01:09:36,840 Okay, how are you, Doc? 1431 01:09:36,873 --> 01:09:39,242 All in all, your health is fine. 1432 01:09:40,877 --> 01:09:42,746 But it seems like has developed a heart condition. 1433 01:09:42,779 --> 01:09:45,749 Heart condition God! What? What is that? 1434 01:09:45,782 --> 01:09:49,953 Well, a protective shell has formed around your heart. 1435 01:09:49,986 --> 01:09:51,154 Like hell? 1436 01:09:51,187 --> 01:09:52,622 Yes. 1437 01:09:52,656 --> 01:09:55,124 This is due to past trauma. This is unusual. 1438 01:09:55,158 --> 01:09:56,225 Is this dangerous? 1439 01:09:56,259 --> 01:09:57,827 Good, 1440 01:09:57,861 --> 01:10:00,229 that might make you not live full and complete life. 1441 01:10:00,263 --> 01:10:03,232 Well... that can lead to depression, loneliness, 1442 01:10:03,266 --> 01:10:06,936 and, in extreme cases, many adoption, many cats. 1443 01:10:06,970 --> 01:10:10,674 Oh, I... (GASPS) But it's only for women. 1444 01:10:11,975 --> 01:10:14,010 Have you passed it? broke recently? 1445 01:10:14,043 --> 01:10:16,279 Yes I have a few months ago! 1446 01:10:16,312 --> 01:10:17,547 Uh huh. 1447 01:10:17,581 --> 01:10:19,883 I will write you recipe 1448 01:10:19,916 --> 01:10:25,622 Now, I have to warn you, it's a little experimental 1449 01:10:25,655 --> 01:10:28,291 What is that? 1450 01:10:28,324 --> 01:10:30,426 Let me show you. 1451 01:10:42,138 --> 01:10:45,141 You have to take it three times a day. Excuse me? 1452 01:10:45,174 --> 01:10:48,444 I also recommend walking on the beach with him, 1453 01:10:48,478 --> 01:10:55,852 candlelit dinners, holiday weekends, and occasional arguments. 1454 01:10:55,885 --> 01:10:59,155 (CHUCKLES) This is mine hopefully Gisela is here 1455 01:10:59,188 --> 01:11:01,891 will penetrate that the wall that has been formed 1456 01:11:01,925 --> 01:11:03,827 around your heart and open it 1457 01:11:03,860 --> 01:11:07,997 so you can live full and complete life. 1458 01:11:08,031 --> 01:11:12,001 Very? It's amazing how far medical science has come 1459 01:11:12,035 --> 01:11:14,504 Yes, but I have to warn you again he comes with potential side effects. 1460 01:11:14,538 --> 01:11:18,041 1461 01:11:18,074 --> 01:11:20,510 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 1462 01:11:26,950 --> 01:11:29,185 Is this covered by my insurance? 1463 01:11:29,218 --> 01:11:30,520 Not dear. 1464 01:11:30,554 --> 01:11:32,188 This is cash only. 1465 01:11:49,472 --> 01:11:51,074 (CANNOT RELIABLE) 1466 01:12:25,374 --> 01:12:26,710 (CHOICE OF DOORBELL) 1467 01:12:34,784 --> 01:12:37,520 Hey, Sydney. 1468 01:12:37,553 --> 01:12:40,590 Wow. That is a real baby you get there 1469 01:12:40,624 --> 01:12:42,025 (CHUCKLES) Yes. 1470 01:12:43,627 --> 01:12:46,129 You look very happy. That is good. 1471 01:12:46,162 --> 01:12:47,430 Yes. 1472 01:12:47,463 --> 01:12:49,332 You are not 1473 01:12:49,365 --> 01:12:51,300 What happened, Syd? 1474 01:12:51,334 --> 01:12:54,037 Did you break up with the beautiful girl? 1475 01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:57,941 Yes, we break up and... 1476 01:12:57,974 --> 01:13:01,611 Can I ask a question? Will you answer me honestly? 1477 01:13:01,645 --> 01:13:03,512 I will try. 1478 01:13:03,546 --> 01:13:06,049 There something is wrong with me 1479 01:13:06,082 --> 01:13:08,952 There is something wrong with all of us 1480 01:13:08,985 --> 01:13:11,855 But am I more messed up? 1481 01:13:11,888 --> 01:13:14,423 Like, when we get out. 1482 01:13:14,457 --> 01:13:17,593 I keep seeing myself making the same error repeatedly. 1483 01:13:17,627 --> 01:13:20,129 And no more frustrating than seeing yourself 1484 01:13:20,163 --> 01:13:21,765 and I know I made a mistake, 1485 01:13:21,798 --> 01:13:24,300 and I still can't do anything about it 1486 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,469 What are you looking for? 1487 01:13:26,502 --> 01:13:28,805 How can you get here? 1488 01:13:28,838 --> 01:13:30,139 Is it only because you never have 1489 01:13:30,173 --> 01:13:32,809 Your heart is destroyed, You can only... 1490 01:13:32,842 --> 01:13:35,544 Oh my God. Of course I've been heartbroken. 1491 01:13:35,578 --> 01:13:39,983 When we break up, my heart is broken 1492 01:13:40,016 --> 01:13:43,386 Very? Do you remember that you broke up with me? 1493 01:13:43,419 --> 01:13:44,888 Yeah, I know, Syd. 1494 01:13:44,921 --> 01:13:47,456 But it's annoying Both sides, believe me. 1495 01:13:47,490 --> 01:13:50,794 I feel like I came to this Relations with head down 1496 01:13:50,827 --> 01:13:55,164 waiting for someone to cut me neck, like I did it intentionally. 1497 01:13:55,198 --> 01:13:57,633 (BABY CRIES) Syd, I'm sorry I... 1498 01:13:57,667 --> 01:14:00,036 You know, he must eat. 1499 01:14:09,879 --> 01:14:12,148 I will take off. Oh no. 1500 01:14:12,181 --> 01:14:13,516 Why don't you stay 1501 01:14:13,549 --> 01:14:16,119 Jake will go home soon, and finally you can meet him. 1502 01:14:16,152 --> 01:14:17,987 No. And we can all have dinner, huh No, I definitely thought I would skip that one. 1503 01:14:18,021 --> 01:14:21,057 Good. 1504 01:14:21,090 --> 01:14:22,325 (BABY FUSSES) 1505 01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:23,392 Hey. Hello dear. 1506 01:14:23,426 --> 01:14:25,729 One last question. 1507 01:14:25,762 --> 01:14:27,563 Um, this baby is here, 1508 01:14:27,596 --> 01:14:30,700 there is, uh, there's no way he... 1509 01:14:30,734 --> 01:14:34,503 I have it for almost two years after we break up, Sydney. 1510 01:14:34,537 --> 01:14:38,607 Doing math 1511 01:14:38,641 --> 01:14:40,710 I have never been good at math. Yes. 1512 01:14:40,744 --> 01:14:42,846 Thank you. Yes. 1513 01:14:42,879 --> 01:14:45,114 SYDNEY: Bentley is a happy grasshopper. 1514 01:15:26,222 --> 01:15:28,591 He has a good job, he keeps himself in shape. 1515 01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:32,361 1516 01:15:32,395 --> 01:15:36,165 And when he met Tatiana, he knew that he had found his soul mate. 1517 01:15:36,199 --> 01:15:40,736 He has six feet long, big and beautiful eyes, 1518 01:15:40,770 --> 01:15:45,474 and this sense of humor is just unbearable 1519 01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:47,243 He loves her. 1520 01:15:47,276 --> 01:15:51,114 But sometimes, it seems like that his love isn't enough, 1521 01:15:51,147 --> 01:15:54,483 and it's just been made he holds it tight. 1522 01:15:54,517 --> 01:15:58,154 One day, Bentley returns from hard work all day, 1523 01:15:58,187 --> 01:16:00,924 and he found Tatiana was waiting for him. 1524 01:16:00,957 --> 01:16:05,428 He has this strange flash in his eyes. 1525 01:16:05,461 --> 01:16:08,664 That night, both made love. 1526 01:16:08,697 --> 01:16:10,633 That's beautiful. 1527 01:16:10,666 --> 01:16:14,971 And when they are finished, Tatiana, he pulls him closer, 1528 01:16:15,004 --> 01:16:17,841 he looks at him square in the eyes 1529 01:16:17,874 --> 01:16:22,311 and then he starts to eat his head 1530 01:16:22,345 --> 01:16:26,782 And as his last breath escapes from him, he wonders, 1531 01:16:26,816 --> 01:16:29,485 "Does he bring this? to himself? 1532 01:16:29,518 --> 01:16:33,422 Of course, he will never be so able to answer that question 1533 01:16:33,456 --> 01:16:35,624 He has no head. 1534 01:16:35,658 --> 01:16:40,396 That spring, Tatiana gives birth to 107 baby coat. 1535 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:46,135 "Twenty-seven survivors." (SEA PEOPLE) 1536 01:16:46,169 --> 01:16:50,373 And, uh, that's the end of the story, so thank you very much. Thank you. We sell books? . Yes, we do. We sell one coffee, my friend. 1537 01:16:57,046 --> 01:16:59,182 Do good. Yes. Destroy it 1538 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:01,717 I have to get up. Must take this girl who works on the Planetarium. 1539 01:17:01,750 --> 01:17:03,853 Let me ask you this. 1540 01:17:03,887 --> 01:17:07,623 The nickname tag says "NG" on it. How do you say that? 1541 01:17:07,656 --> 01:17:09,425 I don't think there is a name there. I think it's just silent. 1542 01:17:09,458 --> 01:17:11,594 I thought you just nodded at him . 1543 01:17:11,627 --> 01:17:14,730 1544 01:17:14,763 --> 01:17:16,499 1545 01:17:16,532 --> 01:17:18,401 You're a weirdo 1546 01:17:21,437 --> 01:17:22,605 Mmm. 1547 01:17:27,810 --> 01:17:29,578 SUNNY: Sydney? 1548 01:17:32,081 --> 01:17:35,684 Hey. I, uh, don't know you're reading. 1549 01:17:35,718 --> 01:17:40,856 I just came to drink coffee, and I heard your voice 1550 01:17:40,890 --> 01:17:46,295 Decaf, soy latte, two pumps vanilla, lots of whipped cream? 1551 01:17:46,329 --> 01:17:49,098 Actually, back to caffeine. 1552 01:17:49,132 --> 01:17:51,634 Life is too short for decaf, huh? 1553 01:17:52,936 --> 01:17:57,040 So how are you doing? 1554 01:17:57,073 --> 01:18:00,343 And please don't say "amazing," even if you have. 1555 01:18:00,376 --> 01:18:05,048 Clearly not amazing, But I'm not too bad either. 1556 01:18:06,015 --> 01:18:07,984 You look great, of course. 1557 01:18:08,017 --> 01:18:09,318 How are you? 1558 01:18:10,119 --> 01:18:12,288 Amazing. (CHUCKLES) 1559 01:18:13,789 --> 01:18:16,993 I like your story, it's very funny Can I ask, am I? the female grasshopper who devoured? 1560 01:18:17,026 --> 01:18:22,265 Tatiana the grasshopper is a merger 1561 01:18:22,298 --> 01:18:25,101 1562 01:18:25,134 --> 01:18:27,103 from a different group of people. 1563 01:18:27,570 --> 01:18:29,105 Right. 1564 01:18:29,138 --> 01:18:32,241 Well, whatever it is, 1565 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:36,245 I'm glad you were published. 1566 01:18:36,279 --> 01:18:42,952 Sorry if I had a little Stalkery McStalksalot a few months ago. 1567 01:18:42,986 --> 01:18:44,687 That is a difficult few months. 1568 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:46,355 Yes. 1569 01:18:48,024 --> 01:18:49,925 This, take a book. 1570 01:18:49,959 --> 01:18:51,794 Oh, I already have it. 1571 01:18:51,827 --> 01:18:53,462 I like reading in general terms. 1572 01:18:53,496 --> 01:18:56,832 Oh, that's it who bought it 1573 01:18:56,865 --> 01:19:00,469 You want to finish the rest your coffee with me 1574 01:19:03,172 --> 01:19:05,708 This is "Petal Flowers." 1575 01:19:07,443 --> 01:19:08,577 (EXHALES) 1576 01:19:09,812 --> 01:19:13,549 "Take it Take it all, women 1577 01:19:13,582 --> 01:19:17,820 " I am human, and humans must be strong 1578 01:19:17,853 --> 01:19:21,657 "In your humidity depth Is where I am 1579 01:19:22,725 --> 01:19:25,028 " An oil well appears 1580 01:19:25,061 --> 01:19:27,163 "The world is included in my tar..." 1581 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:28,831 This is called The Vanity Press, 1582 01:19:28,864 --> 01:19:31,167 and you have to pay to get your own work published 1583 01:19:31,200 --> 01:19:33,269 It's okay. I mean, it's still printed. 1584 01:19:33,302 --> 01:19:35,004 You can touch it. 1585 01:19:35,038 --> 01:19:36,672 That's really important, right? 1586 01:19:36,705 --> 01:19:38,141 Yes. 1587 01:19:39,708 --> 01:19:41,910 What about you 1588 01:19:41,944 --> 01:19:44,147 (EXHALES) Um... 1589 01:19:44,180 --> 01:19:46,982 Well, I'm out of the bar. 1590 01:19:47,016 --> 01:19:48,484 It's time. 1591 01:19:48,517 --> 01:19:50,653 Past maturity 1592 01:19:50,686 --> 01:19:55,524 The show is very good, and I sell lots of paintings, 1593 01:19:55,558 --> 01:19:58,661 So I just came out the next day. 1594 01:19:58,694 --> 01:20:01,664 I have another Come to Spain actually. 1595 01:20:01,697 --> 01:20:03,366 I go next week. 1596 01:20:03,399 --> 01:20:05,234 Spanish? Mmm-hmm. 1597 01:20:06,069 --> 01:20:08,104 With Sebastian, huh? 1598 01:20:08,871 --> 01:20:11,374 Yes. This is the gallery. 1599 01:20:13,209 --> 01:20:15,544 I have to ask you 1600 01:20:15,578 --> 01:20:19,014 Sebastian and you, When we date, 1601 01:20:19,048 --> 01:20:21,117 are you, um... 1602 01:20:21,884 --> 01:20:24,053 He's gay, Sydney. 1603 01:20:25,188 --> 01:20:26,655 Gay Sebastian 1604 01:20:26,689 --> 01:20:28,391 (CHUCKLES SOFTLY) 1605 01:20:28,424 --> 01:20:30,493 That explains why did he invite J.B. 1606 01:20:30,526 --> 01:20:34,497 to the ski chalet, I guess? 1607 01:20:34,530 --> 01:20:36,865 I wonder if I should be offended I never got an invitation. 1608 01:20:36,899 --> 01:20:38,101 (CHUCKLES) 1609 01:20:40,536 --> 01:20:43,106 Spanish, huh? That's so cool. 1610 01:20:43,139 --> 01:20:45,774 Yes, I'm pretty excited about that 1611 01:20:45,808 --> 01:20:47,643 You must. 1612 01:20:52,281 --> 01:20:55,084 I don't mean to hurt you. 1613 01:20:56,752 --> 01:20:58,754 That's just 1614 01:21:00,223 --> 01:21:02,191 change. 1615 01:21:06,995 --> 01:21:09,298 Oh, I have to go. 1616 01:21:14,603 --> 01:21:17,406 Nice to meet you 1617 01:21:17,440 --> 01:21:20,576 I think that's really It's nice to meet you too See you soon 1618 01:21:22,511 --> 01:21:24,147 Hasta luego. Have fun in Spain. 1619 01:21:25,648 --> 01:21:30,018 (BELL CHIMING) 1620 01:21:30,052 --> 01:21:31,287 (INDISTINCT SPEAKING) 1621 01:21:34,123 --> 01:21:35,458 SYDNEY: Remember people who say are better loved and lost? 1622 01:21:45,168 --> 01:21:49,505 Well, I still want to punch a man on the face 1623 01:21:49,538 --> 01:21:53,242 But actually he's right. 1624 01:21:55,144 --> 01:21:57,746 1625 01:22:12,895 --> 01:22:15,431 Because even so of all nonsense, 1626 01:22:15,464 --> 01:22:18,467 apart from despair and the pain, 1627 01:22:18,501 --> 01:22:23,071 when it's good, when it's really great, 1628 01:22:23,105 --> 01:22:25,274 it's all worth it. 1629 01:22:25,308 --> 01:22:27,243 WOMAN: I'm sorry 1630 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:29,011 Hi. Sorry, I don't want to bother you. 1631 01:22:29,044 --> 01:22:32,215 I just want to tell you your story is funny 1632 01:22:32,248 --> 01:22:34,250 I laugh at my ass. 1633 01:22:34,283 --> 01:22:36,452 You are really funny 1634 01:22:38,153 --> 01:22:39,688 I don't think Do you want to join me? Translated by: www.subtitlecinema.com 1635 01:22:51,267 --> 01:22:53,236 ♪ Sister has a future 1636 01:22:53,269 --> 01:22:55,504 ♪ Mama is upset 1637 01:22:55,538 --> 01:22:59,875 ♪ Girl, I curse the day I met you 1638 01:22:59,908 --> 01:23:01,977 ♪ Never feel lonely 1639 01:23:02,010 --> 01:23:04,112 ♪ When I'm heading in this direction 1640 01:23:04,146 --> 01:23:07,350 ♪ Roll out of bed and go 1641 01:23:07,383 --> 01:23:11,520 ♪ Separate, we go, and then we make up 1642 01:23:11,554 --> 01:23:14,890 ♪ We will go wherever it brings us 1643 01:23:15,624 --> 01:23:17,460 ♪ wake up 1644 01:23:17,493 --> 01:23:20,195 ♪ Here it is 1645 01:23:20,229 --> 01:23:21,930 ♪ wake up 1646 01:23:21,964 --> 01:23:24,032 ♪ Here we go, here it is 1647 01:23:24,066 --> 01:23:26,134 ♪ wake up 1648 01:23:26,168 --> 01:23:28,237 ♪ Here it is 1649 01:23:28,271 --> 01:23:30,273 ♪ wake up 1650 01:23:30,306 --> 01:23:33,742 ♪ Here it is Alright, we continue again 1651 01:23:42,518 --> 01:23:44,620 ♪ Facing the poster 1652 01:23:44,653 --> 01:23:46,855 ♪ The head is inside the lampshade 1653 01:23:46,889 --> 01:23:51,193 ♪ Since that day I met you 1654 01:23:51,226 --> 01:23:53,396 ♪ No one has ever known me 1655 01:23:53,429 --> 01:23:55,298 ♪ At least not like this ♪ Take steps on the winding road 1656 01:23:55,331 --> 01:23:58,601 ♪ Leave him another day Because we can't stop 1657 01:23:58,634 --> 01:24:02,738 ♪ Feeling tides start to shake us 1658 01:24:02,771 --> 01:24:06,375 ♪ wake up 1659 01:24:06,975 --> 01:24:08,411 ♪ Here it is 1660 01:24:09,044 --> 01:24:11,380 ♪ wake up 1661 01:24:11,414 --> 01:24:13,215 ♪ Here we go, here it is 1662 01:24:13,248 --> 01:24:15,351 1663 01:24:15,384 --> 01:24:16,585 ♪ wake up 1664 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:20,122 ♪ Here it is 1665 01:24:20,155 --> 01:24:21,757 ♪ wake up 1666 01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:25,328 ♪ Here it is Alright, we continue again 1667 01:24:42,645 --> 01:24:44,647 ♪ We all start now 1668 01:24:44,680 --> 01:24:47,783 ♪ Don't know where to go 1669 01:24:47,816 --> 01:24:51,153 ♪ We will never know, we will never know 1670 01:24:51,186 --> 01:24:56,459 ♪ We will walk through the park to open an easy way 1671 01:24:56,492 --> 01:25:00,596 ♪ I will drive you home, I will drive you home 1672 01:25:04,933 --> 01:25:10,005 ♪ We will leave forever, we are awake 1673 01:25:11,206 --> 01:25:13,476 ♪ Here it is 1674 01:25:13,509 --> 01:25:15,310 ♪ wake up 1675 01:25:15,344 --> 01:25:17,713 ♪ Here we go, here it is 1676 01:25:17,746 --> 01:25:19,815 ♪ wake up 1677 01:25:19,848 --> 01:25:21,984 ♪ Here it is 1678 01:25:22,017 --> 01:25:23,919 ♪ wake up 1679 01:25:23,952 --> 01:25:27,556 ♪ Here it is Here is it again ♪ Translated by: www.subtitlecinema.com