Stop the vehicle right now.
Stop there.
I repeat, pull over.
I ask you to stop the vehicle.
Not being able to follow my command is a violation.
Stop the tractor!
You are arrested because of entering without permission and theft of transportation equipment.
Stop being annoying and pull over.
I can't! I tried to go to the airport!
OK. OK.
Sorry!
My father once said,
"Lies begin in the soul, then explore the world."
There are three lies that are formed in my life.
First is a lie that saves my father's life,
Before I was born.
Mahdi! Mahdi! Baathist! Run!
Mother, go!
Mahdi, come with us. / I can't leave my mother.
Mother, you have to go!
No, take me!
She's a good child. Mother, don't!
Don't disturb him!
He is detained by a child his son Saddam Hussein...
... because it opposes the dictator.
He could have been killed...
... if his friends don't pretend to be prison guards.
Mahdi.
You guys are crazy!
They will kill you.
They fled by crossing the border to Iran.
Obviously it's a good lie .
I mean, without it, I won't be here today.
The second lie is we believe...
... we can live as Iraqis in Iran.
Ali, look! Persian girls are very beautiful.
Slide! My turn.
You see him! He glanced at me at a glance!
The base of Arab donkeys is unbelieving!
He fell in love with my eyes, I swear!
Look, look there. Where? I don't see anything.
Behind the door.
Gosh! The woman has red hair!
You are Arab liar donkey, again ?! I should send you back to Saddam!
I don't see! Sumah for the sake of the Prophet!
Finally we realized we would never ever stay in Iran.
We have already passed Iran airspace...
... and currently can present alcohol in the entire cabin.
Please sit down and enjoy the service of the airline to Melbourne.
So it's started.
Move places.
This leads to lies my third, my biggest lie.
Do I look like someone who eats bakon?
You and God are my witnesses...
On the Day of Resurrection, you answer.
Today this lie must end.
Today I will tell you the truth.
A Real Story, Unfortunately
Time to pray.
Kill them, Bombers! Kill them!
God with you, Watson. Run!
Goals! / Yes, come on Bombers!
Ali, study.
Mineralocorticoids... / God is with us!
Om Hassan. Remember Yaqoub, from my village?
Mustafa meets him here, at the detention center.
Yaqoub knows the person who supplies the cousin store Jaasem in Basra.
Tin, tin. Mafia wants to pass.
Om Hassan./ Wait, Mohammed.
Mom, don't worry. What are you doing?
The supplier told Yaqoub he...
Om Hassan. Please listen.
The supplier told Yaqoub, he saw my mother.
My mother is still alive.
Still alive? / In Basra.
Grandma is still alive? / Ali, study.
Thank God. I finally have a mother-in-law.
If God Wills.
One more week, son.
Keep doing what you do.
You will reap the results.
Come on, Bombers./ The best student.
It's time to pray. / This is the last round.
What is this? / That's an adult lesson. You won't know.
What is this? / If you have to know, it's the pancreas.
Om Hassan./ Lucky guess.
Go, Ramona.
Jegal!
Father.
Bring your mother and your costume for staging.
Why do we choose Bombers?
What they do is just disappointed.
Like you.
During the time of the Umayyad kingdom,
The prince and his host are running...
... when they meet old men who plant dates.
These dates will only grow after you die.
What will you get?
My father has planted this before me,
And I eat the fruit.
The prince is touched because of this.
He turns to his treasurer and says...
Old man, you are so...
Ali, son. Please don't improvise. / Sorry.
Sister, please.
Jamal's parents came last week to ask for her hand,
But they didn't even have time to drink tea.
Mother./ What?
Thank you, Yomna.
The Prince turns to his treasurer and signals to other bags.
I give signals to other money bags.
But this time the direction raised his hand and said,
Enough, Prince!
This date seed will make bankrupt our kingdom!
He thinks this place is theater to make jokes,
And they pay for it, while I'm just a taxi driver.
Brothers and sisters.
We don't know what fruit from the seeds we harvest.
But if our hearts and goals are pure,
The reward will be hundreds of times times than we expected.
Auditions for this year's musical event...
... will be held after Friday prayer.
We will again show our popular , the Last Battle of the Prophet?
I still memorize the scenario.
Hajjina, we already sang about the battle of the Prophet...
... for three years.
This year, with God's permission, I will write something...
... a more musical musical contemporary.
I can't wait.
"Saddam Hussein's trial."
This will be a comedy.
He has caused us to suffer so much.
Believe me, now he will make us laugh.
Really smart. / Sheikh!
You follow steps very large people.
Hopefully his wisdom affects your exam.
Ayoob. That's it. / Yes. Who?
I'll talk to him. / Don't be here.
Ali, no.
I will take the connection cable from my car. I will help you.
Yes, please. Connection cable.
OK. Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Will you buy milk tonight?
Ali, my child,
I missed your father's sermon.
Difference of one hour.
That's not my fault. I blame my wives.
Especially that one.
High.
He has to stop by Nando's,
And he left the car's headlights on.
What are you doing?
Ali.
Look at this.
Connecting cable!
I hope you are ready for the test of importance, son of the cleric.
Connecting cable!
Friend, you won't be accepted in medicine. I will be accepted.
I have a degree in the field of science, right?
They also give him science degree.
Right, but he didn't spend last year...
... study for the entrance exam. / And you study?
Look, I'm physically, emotionally and spiritually ready...
... to take this exam.
Do you really want to enter medicine?
He must take the exam.
I'm a forklift driver. My father asked me to take the exam.
It's just that I'm smart enough to know I'm stupid.
Return it. / Twins.
I don't want to know. The back seal.
Hey, isn't that the person?
Yes.
This is the night. I will talk to him.
You already did it. / Yes, we talked a lot.
But this is the next level. / Ali.
Don't do stupid sounds. Nobody has ever understood.
Good night.
I see you coming for milk.
And I want to show you something special for you.
or something special that we have.
Chupa Chups. This is a special menu.
Nothing special. 10 for $ 5.
So if I spend $ 50, will you give me 100?
We don't have that much stock.
That's a pity. That's what I want.
Do you need help bringing this to your father's shop?
These are only two bottles. / So you can yourself?
Yes, I can.
You believe you don't need Iraqi President...
... to help you bring a bottle of milk?
Dictator.
That was Saddam Hussein's voice.
You can Google it./ I don't think it's necessary.
You study the medical entrance exam? / Yes. I will become a doctor.
Charlie.
My name is Ali, but this is the Australian version, so that's Charlie.
Yes, I know who you are, the son of a cleric.
And I know who you are, Dianne.
You are the daughter of the fish seller and potato chips.
Thank you. As soon as I want to be remembered.
Enter it into our bill.
Dah! / Goodbye! / Good luck!
Stupid basis. You ruined it for me.
Yes, I ruined it for you.
It was not Saddam's voice that messed it up.
You have to get married, like me. / You married accidentally.
You made him pregnant? / It's a tea ceremony.
It's a minefield.
Turks do it differently with Persia.
They do it is different from us.
How do you do it? / That doesn't matter.
The sex remains the same. Can not be trusted.
And my wife thinks I'm starting to understand that.
Basic animals.
Retroperitoneal.
Father?
Think about your important exam? / Of course.
I found this.
There are initials Hassan.
Dad used it when he won math awards in Abadan.
Daddy remembers that.
He will definitely be a great doctor.
That might not bring you luck,
But maybe bring you comfort.
Come on. Breakfast.
Cinema? Are you crazy?
It's a genius!
We follow the family randomly and sit next to their daughter.
What if the movie is bad?
Who cares about the film? Her woman!
Ali, look what I found!
Ali!
Charlie.
Hey.
You never tell I will go to medicine.
I don't know if I need permission from you.
No, I mean, we can learn together.
I will bring you Chupa Chups.
I will do exam for 7 hours.
Stop talking.
Ali.
Hey, Luay.
Good luck.
Yes, you too.
My child...
Chair, thank you for giving your time.
I'm really stupid. / Please, Hajjina.
Ali will serve as a witness.
What are you doing? That's my racquet, you stupid.
You need the tips section of this family book.
Your children show respect.
This house is perfect for our reference to the attitude of the Prophets.
We are all under the authority of God...
A generous image, but...
Please, say your problem. / Sheikh.
The last day of Ramadan,
I train football all day.
Without drinking, without eating. 100 degrees.
Then I go home and my wife cooks lamb.
Baklava is like concrete.
Tea, Haj?
Even in this house sometimes often comes out harsh words.
No, I am.
When I'm angry, I divorced him three times.
You said the word three times? / More.
That's more.
Unfortunately, you are a follower of the Hanafi faith,
And after you say to God,
"I divorced my wife" three times...
There is no way back.
I lost my wife the most beautiful in the world...
... just because of a piece of Baklava.
Just want to clarify.
When you say, "I divorce you,"
Do you say, "I divorce you," and then go take a shower?
Then exit and say it again,
Then go walking and say it again for the third time?
I say everything in one very bad moment,
That will haunt me forever.
So that's one thought.
One unit. Singularity.
What do you mean, chairman?
In football, when Ali scores,
Viewers shout, "Goals, goals, goals!"
But how many goals did Ali print?
One./ One thought.
One divorce.
Go see your wife and express her whole heart with her.
Even to baklava.
You saved my family.
Hopefully you can follow it and guide us all,
And with a good wife beside you.
See you during training, Ali.
You can make your own law, Dad?
Trust dad.
Even the Prophet did not want divorce.
No one is perfect without marriage.
But tell daddy.
How is your exam? / Good.
You get the best score? / Guaranteed.
Have you told daddy you screwed up?
You don't even get an 80.
You don't know that confidently. I answer all questions.
You know I love you, brother?
Stop pretending you just like daddy.
We both know we will never ever be as good as him.
Johnno, stupid. You clean it, fucker.
Mohammed.
This is my job, Dad. I have to talk like an Australian.
Get me a key for a car that you should bring there.
Please.
Father.
We are destined to believe in miracles, and that happens...
There is a puzzle. A bridge will collapse.
A little load will make it collapse...
What is this?
Your temporary transportation.
Hey, man, don't enter it.
Help God, prove your existence.
Hey, Ali.
Ali, fast.
Seyyed Ghaffar holds a barbecue party for his son.
Young Luay gets 96 for the exam!
96.2. But what do the numbers mean?
I'm sure your family will hold a bigger celebration.
I want to talk to my father. Is he inside?
Our chairman is trying soothes Qais.
Marriage problem.
Finally, someone won't drive a taxi. / Please.
My child and I are only God's slaves.
If my child becomes a doctor,
Then serve this community,
That's not because of my genetics or my school time is endless.
That's because...
He.
Ali. My best friend.
University of Melbourne, we come.
96.2.
Maybe we don't be too vocal in celebrating.
We must remember, not everyone can be in the glory of God.
I bet Ali works very well.
I'm also the same. / If the Prophet doesn't ban gambling...
I will bet my whole house...
... if Ali will get a higher value than Luay.
So...
Entertain us, Ali. Come on, tell us.
Delays make me amused. / Let's listen.
No one is more intelligent than his father.
Except for that child.
I also got 96.
Coma 4.
I must have won a house.
Father.
What did you hear about this?
What do they say in the mosque?
96.4.
Alhamdulillah! 96.4!
I am afraid you will have trouble to get a score of 90.
For years fought in war...
Dragging my family from one hell to another hell...
My sister turned out to be a genius.
My sister is a genius. Genius.
My stupid brother turned out to be a genius.
Handsome child.
You're too handsome to be a doctor. / Yes? I'm with him now.
To get rid of Satan's eyes.
Mother.
I have also ordered 12 goats from slaughterhouses for a salvation event.
No.
I don't want goats to die for no reason.
Without reason? / Why not just be released.
Wait until all the people in the hometown hear.
Hear if my child finally becomes a doctor!
Please, keep quiet.
Shut up!
I don't want to be too exaggerate this.
You, don't be noisy. Do not be noisy.
The next student is Jamal Hilfi.
Cannot be trusted.
I thought you were as stupid as me. I got 68.9.
Your father must be very proud.
Received for medical school.
Paramedics sounds cool names for ambulance car nurses,
but more important is if we serve the Almighty Creator.
Next to the acceptance test,
This humble slave who is also is my son, Luay.
Score 96.2.
And easily accepted by school medicine at the University of Melbourne.
Luay, you are the holy seed.
The next list is Ayoob Maithan.
Gosh.
Ayoob, with a value of 68.9.
There is no prize for you, Ayoob.
Some of our sisters are also listed,
And one of the winners the highest score.
Very true. 99.1.
God's will. Alhamdulillah.
He was also accepted at school medicine at the University of Melbourne,
If his father wants to turn away his back...
... from the procedures of the Prophet...
... and let him study and mix with Westerners...
I heard he was wearing torn jeans.
And the son of our esteemed cleric... / Next my son. Get ready.
... get a value of 96.4.
Good for you, Ali, and all who have succeeded.
Congratulations to our sister for its value.
Especially, our best students.
And if you are my daughter, I will be very proud.
Ali! Number one!
He's a tiger!
He's a wolf!
He's a lion! / Speech!
The best student!
Seeing your face is worship.
The best child of the best scholars!
Brothers and sisters... Don't use echoes.
Brothers and sisters.
First of all,
I want to congratulate on our sister,
The best student actually.
That's you! / You're a genius, friend.
Brothers and sisters.
The point is we are all the same.
There are funny things that are said in the English proverb.
"You said potatoes, I said ken-thang."
Say, for example, I got 96.4...
or 68.5.
That will never happen!
I've won the house!
Brothers, I mean,
I am still the same person who stands before you today.
Blood and meat.
My heart keeps pumping blood...
He has entertained us with medical terms.
Thank you.
Tell me,
If you find a patient who is Jewish...
Will you treat him? / Of course.
Good. Smart kids!
What is more important for you?
Intelligence, appearance, or cleaning skills?
What? / Apart from wealth.
As a doctor, you will make a lot of money.
Forget that, mom will think for herself. I think clean up.
Ask him, Dad.
Ali, my child.
We want copies of your results. Not because we doubt you,
But we want to frame it and display it in the mosque proudly.
You failed, right?
I got 68.5.
You have to tell Daddy. / Are you crazy?
That will destroy the family.
Dad's reputation. / Am I crazy?
You just said the biggest lie in the world.
What do you think?
I am the smartest like Dad.
I will be a doctor.
You're a fool who must solve this problem.
What is that? / What?
Come on! That is only your ability ?!
Hey. The Queen.
99.1, huh? / Potato, ken-thang. What does value mean?
Good work.
I know you're smart.
You're our best student.
Really? Do you think so? / Yes.
Good work and very extraordinary.
Hey, we will go to school joint medicine.
I won't do that.
Why not?
Your father, right?
I told him our community need a Muslim female doctor...
... to take care of our women,
But he's untouched. / At, we have to go.
Look, he will have a heart attack if he knows I play basketball.
You know, Charlie, you and your father...
... the only one who gave me congratulations for my grades.
Come on, D.
Dianne.
Yes?
Yes, I've done that.
How are you? Fine.
Five potato cakes, thank you.
How are the scholars?
He starts feeling sick,
But after I became a doctor, I will treat it
Maybe you will also treat me?
My shoulders, my knees... You don't want to know.
Yes, Western doctors don't understand Arab bodies.
They don't know anything.
Stop throwing wide!
How many rounds do I pursue?
Do you have a doctor in your family?
Only my wife's family is in Mesr.
In Egypt.
May he rest calmly.
And here... I only have my daughter.
Means you have to find someone . Urgently.
My uncle Adnan...
He is ostracized by every Western doctor in this country,
But praise God,
His nephew devotes his life to him.
He studied medicine...
Now, you can see him.
He's a tennis coach, fit like a bull.
LBW. Useless. Bullshit and useless.
Ali.
You know the university here.
How do they say...
Passionate men.
Do you understand?
I am a university with him.
I can look after him. Tells you if I see something.
Ali.
Your potato cake.
Do you want salt chicken?
So...
My mother moved from Basra to Najaf?
To Najaf?
No?
To Baghdad. / To Baghdad.
Does he say? / That is why.
Will Faiq meet him, or does he send someone?
My mother is in Baghdad, where?
Ask him to rent a car and drive.
Repeat again. / It's only 500.
I have trouble hearing you. Please say again.
Ali, don't be noisy, your father has trouble hearing!
Om Hassan, I can't hear because _ there is a crazy woman standing beside me.
Speak./ Faiq?
Hello? Hello?
Hello? / The connection is broken.
Try again.
Father, maybe I should I drive.
This has an racing gear and the clutch can't.
Turn right here.
Father, I have to tell you.
I'm not...
I'm not as smart as people think. / I'm sorry!
I don't know you this street owner.
This is the best week from God.
My mother is still alive, the stage will begin soon,
And you will become a doctor.
No, Dad. I mean...
Dad, can you move from first gear?
No, we have arrived.
Restore the Barbie of the car, basic sissy!
Good for you, friend.
If God allowed me to reply to you.
Dad, the workshop over there. Why are we here?
There are many ways in life, Ali.
Shaykh.
Hajjina.
Really a surprise. / Very surprising.
You know our daughter, Yomna.
He is like you described...
Really pretty.
This is the prospective doctor.
Say hello.
Hello.
Good afternoon
Daddy, you are in the zone "No Standing".
We are sitting.
Syekh./ Hajjina.
See you during training, Ali.
He's good, isn't he?
I don't know, Dad. Maybe.
Yes.
What do you press?
Where is father?
I want to talk to him. / No.
I have to tell him honestly. / Ali, don't.
Hey, dad.
He just found out if his mother was dead.
Father.
He has a heart attack.
It would be better if he knew I was alive.
He knows. I'm sure she knows.
Come on, let's give your father is a little space.
That's so bad, Dad.
We belong to God and to Him we are back.
He will definitely be very proud of you, kid.
Do you really do this? / I can make this work.
I will attend the whole class, study for a year,
Following back the exam with full preparation.
You are stupid.
Ali, my child.
Let's start the journey.
Go and return with health, my child.
Yes, a lot of health.
Good luck.
Thank you, everyone.
Hello, Charlie.
The queen.
Jayalah Ratu. You succeeded.
I want to thank you.
Because you're here.
Every Arab has a health problem that he wants to check.
I need to remind you, I have to find gout medicine before the end of the semester.
There is no pressure.
I should enter.
Ali.
Luay.
Can we enter?
We can enter.
Plasmalemma, or also is called a cell membrane,
Consists of phospholipids, proteins,
glycolipids, and cholesterol.
Plasmalemma is called phospholipid bilayer...
... because phospholipids have two very different layers,
And molecules exist so that the head is on the surface...
... and the tail is on the inside.
Stop there, please. Stop.
Very good.
I think we have to make dance less vulgar.
Can I talk to Baathists, please?
Shaykh, should I shave a beard?
Allah is Great. I am Saddam...
Ali.
What do you think...
... subject matter diversity immunoglobulin genetics?
I think that...
... intense.
We might be able to leave campus together sometime.
Exchanging notes?
Good./ Test each other.
Good.
Thank you.
After you ./ No, after you.
But you're on my right.
Now you're on my right.
But, you...
You are dancing or do you take this course?
Yes.
No, they told me to this course.
I am looking for my child, doctor. Ali Albasri.
Call him for me.
Do you know how we speak between fellow students?
I think maybe we can talk between men and women,
Do you know? Chat.
Not now, but when you're ready.
How do you know when I am ready?
Morning all. / Morning.
Good, everything.
Alicia, this is Patient X. / Hi.
I need volunteers for to accept the history case.
You, suitcase.
Your face is quite foreign.
Yes, I changed courses.
Ali.
OK, Ali. Come here
This is a 26-year-old woman who came to the GP Clinic.
You are GP doctor internship second year.
Get the history.
So I'm a doctor? / You're a doctor.
Good afternoon, Alicia./ Afternoon.
Thank you for coming to my clinic.
What is the problem this afternoon?
I have a very strange digestion .
That's not good.
Not good.
What do you mean he is not on the list?
He is the first person in the mosque to be accepted.
I will search for him myself. / Sorry, you can't go in there.
So with this digestion,
Do you see it first, kiss it, or hear it?
I see it, then kiss it,
But I don't make a sound.
Come here.
Damn.
no wonder we can't find him. He is practicing. See?
These people say they don't know you.
What is your teacher? / Sorry. Family problem.
Is he a good teacher? / He's one of the best, Mom.
OK. Up here.
Our families hold a tea ceremony.
You have to be well dressed.
Hello, Ayoob? Hey, buddy.
This tea ceremony problem, what should I do to avoid getting married?
Spoon inside? Spoon outside?
Do I drink tea? Don't drink tea?
Calm down... But listen carefully.
So, you take the sugar...
I think our tea doesn't use sugar? / It's not. Wait...
Listen, forget about the sugar for now.
The important thing is when you drink tea...
Good, so when do I drink tea? / Can't be trusted!
Ayoob?
If you don't want to get married, Ali... Gosh...
When do I drink tea?
No!
Don't be operated until I see him.
How is the stage? / Amazing.
My Ali is very talented.
Despite the main concerns, as you see yourself,
That is to become the best surgical expert later.
He is so balanced. / Exactly.
He plays five instruments.
I admit,
I never thought Saddam Hussein was this handsome.
Seriously, that's the problem.
Saddam is ugly and fat. My son...
You can see it for yourself. / Exactly.
My daughter.
If he could hide his beauty behind a fake mustache.
Talk about my angel.
She's beautiful. / Of course.
Shaykh.
Please, try my baklava.
Thank you, Yomna.
He drinks tea before I give permission.
This child really does not patiently wait to get married.
That was confirmed.
My doctor's son is engaged!
Very not able to with sugar affairs,
But we have agreed.
Thousands of blessings for our new partner .
Two beliefs under one roof.
You are silent.
Our child runs out of words because he is happy.
I will contact all people tonight.
Do you like the tea?
That's tea.
That will show all women who think you will be single forever.
Or worse.
My school...
How can I become a good husband while I'm in college?
Your father fought in war, studied for two decades,
And become the father of four children at a time.
Mom, I'm not as good as daddy. I have to focus.
Maybe he is right. Besides, this is Australia.
People only do one thing at a time.
Maybe I can convince Haj Karim and other witnesses...
... to postpone the announcement.
Maybe until the end of the year your first will be better.
And you, there's no phone.
Only three phones.
No, not even half the phone.
Women.
The son of the cleric said he followed the tutorial with you.
My name is Dianne./ Is that true?
Very true. My name is Dianne, look?
Is that true, Dianne?
What, do you want KTM 100 points? / Is that true he joined the tutorial with you?
"He" do you mean Ali?
Why do you like not like him?
I try day and night to be in the current position.
I deserve to be here.
I don't want to see the son of a cleric get an easy trip.
He is not a good Muslim.
You should know that.
So, I will ask you again...
Did he follow the tutorial with you as he said?
Dianne.
Yes, he participated in each session.
And he's the second smartest student in my class, Luay.
Why did you make a speech "potato, ken-thang" at the mosque?
It's spontaneous speech.
You don't get 96.4, right?
That's complicated. / What are you doing here?
I'm trying to go to college, it's just not accepted.
What, so for 6 years you will pretend to be a doctor...
... and pretend treat patients?
The Prophet said it was not the end result,
But the intention.
I did this for my father.
You of all people should know what it's like.
Dianne, since I was a child, I was introduced as Ali this Doctor,
And Ali the Surgeon.
I don't have the courage to say to him I'm Ali The fool,
And now I must bring this every day!
What, suitcase? / This belongs to my sister.
He's a smart person.
He who is supposed to be a great surgeon,
But he just had to go step on a land mine!
You know, that's my problem.
I won't bother you anymore.
We run out of milk.
What about 100 Chupa Chups?
Charlie, do you really want to learn medicine?
That's not important now.
But, yes, I want to help people.
I will help you.
You helped me to enter.
I will help you in.
What is the most common disorder of the autonomic nervous system...
... which can inhibit systemic circulation?
I know it's not good. / Good. What caused it?
Heart?
Ali, the hardest thing in the world for me is to go to college.
I can't waste time.
Tell me when you learn correctly.
One of the most common disorders is...
... long-term diabates damage to the autonomic nerves.
They call it autonomic neuropathy diabates.
Give me physiology about what happened...
... for your cardiovascular system because of a warm bed.
Give me time until lunch.
Your blood pressure will drop dramatically,
And your heart will contract and fast beats uncontrollably,
As the pulse of the vessel your blood increases,
Then the blood pressure _ improves again.
Like every day when I see you.
No, Dianne. I am sorry.
Are you chatting with him? / Yes, about the last lecture.
Causes of cirrhosis?
What is that problem? / Why? Do you not listen?
Alcohol abuse, viruses, Hepatitis A, B, C...
No, not A, only B and C.
I'm really sorry. That is wrong.
I can't study with you tonight.
I understand.
I will go to the cinema with my basketball team.
8:30 p.m. Dorset Cinema.
Ma'am.
There is this girl in the mosque. Quite obedient to worship.
He's also a medical school. Girl with an English name?
Dianne, she is very good. / Lebanese.
I think his mother is Egyptian. / Not Iraq?
I sometimes meet him on campus...
Right... / He is very tenacious in learning.
They say his father disagrees, but he looks very good.
Look, honey.
Layal, her child is one school with Rami and Momtaz.
He has sinus problems. Mother said you would check that.
What? I haven't become a doctor. / You're just as good as a doctor.
Dianne who will become a doctor. He can...
So, antenna people ask we pay $ 200...
... to install it./ $ 200?
Do you know what I told him?
You must think I asked him to leave.
In essence, I will install the antenna myself, and you can save money.
You are a muscle in this family./ Thank you.
Brain. Muscle.
I have all the children that I need.
And my payment, say $ 100.
$ 100. / Mother saved $ 100.
Give him $ 50.
Later I will come out of this house. / Dianne is a very obedient person.
He was born here, right?
Yes, but doesn't the Quran say we all children born on one Earth?
Right, but...
The Quran was written before the Australian was found...
... and the Prophet doesn't know about beaches here.
You know rumors about women born here.
I was born here.
Your brother! He saw something that was not according to his age.
Men with underwear. People kiss on TV.
I can hear you.
Mohammed! / Yes, ma'am?
Request your sister to help you install the antenna.
I don't want to go up to the roof with that crazy person.
Ma'am, Dianne is different. Ali, my dear.
The girls raised here are the same as our dishwashers.
We think of buying a new item,
Until we know it's a model last year.
And he is not right for your sister.
For Moe? / Enough. He is Lebanese.
Ramona, hurry up here!
Do you consider yourself fit?
If I'm a coach, I'll ask you you're naked in the desert...
... and run like a donkey.
What are you doing?
I will go.
I have to study.
Oil in roasting must be replaced.
We never replace it.
Customers need to be served.
If I change the oil now, and serve overnight, can I go?
I beg you. I will go home before 20:00.
I will make Tagine's mother.
Yes?
Do everything now, and return before 7:00 p.m.
Thank you. I love you, Dad.
Don't smoke. / I know.
God help me.
I will never be able to tell my father is chatting, right?
My mother said strange things about Lebanese people.
My father thinks Iraqis are the source of all suffering in the Middle East.
My mother thinks you are damaging Middle Eastern cuisine.
I don't know what I want.
I know.
Here is very beautiful.
You know, we can only so far.
Yes, I know.
Leave them. They are young.
Let his hand wander as long as it doesn't contaminate.
Good. Separate.
We are a very modern family here.
I will wait below if you need...
Are you trying to give me diabetes?
I heard that you are sweet- / I don't like sweet things.
How many children do you want to have?
As much as possible the can make you happy.
Good. Means nothing.
What? Serious?
I don't like children.
They can be annoying.
They spend a lot of money. So many diapers.
Dirty. And you know?
I think I'll stop medical school.
I just want to sit and watch TV all day.
Cricket.
Cricket trial.
Also, I want to eat and become fat.
I mean, a bit of a reality event.
As long as you are comfortable, I will also be comfortable.
Ring of the best jewelry,
Our gold is taken from the desert...
Too expensive.
I forgot you were still a student. Saving for the future.
What are you trying to say to me, Ali?
Two.
I want two children.
At least.
and three sugars.
So this woman who is matched with to you,
He's a dog? / No.
She's beautiful. Also good.
I don't see any problem. / He's not the person.
Then who? Don't tell the medical woman.
Cannot be trusted. How can you hide this from us?
Basic animal. / That's weird.
When I was with Dianne, I felt like myself, you know?
That's weird because you are already engaged.
You can't be seen with or talk to him.
Did Dianne know you were already fiance? / Of course not.
Cancel the engagement. / I can't.
What will people say? Your father? / I know.
Moussa's mother, remember?
Two weeks in the hospital after he canceled it.
Consecutive problems. / Can't you have 72 wives?
Your weapon is missing. / Only two?
Do you know how many wife Saddam has?
More than you?
1,300. Contract marriage, of course.
Contract marriages do exist? / Of course!
I spent my teenage years studying Quranic Jurisprudence.
Some married only one hour,
Some to a day,
And people who have stamina like taxis...
You leave the argon on.
Sign for Saddam Hussein.
If there is a contract marriage,
Why don't everyone Muslims do it?
They don't know Islam as good as me.
There is always a gap.
Sign for Saddam Hussein _ 20 minutes ago.
What are you doing here? Go.
I find a way so that we can be together.
Contract marriage.
Contract marriage? Are you here just to say that?
Come on. It is only a gap for Arabs to fulfill their passions.
Yes, but it's written law.
"A man who wants to marry a contract,"
"First you have to set a reasonable time limit,"
"A makeshift bride, treat women with respect..."
I fulfill all of these requirements.
That is not in the Quran. That is not in the text.
Yes, but it's here.
That means we can have proper relationships.
But, you know, a while. Like Australians.
What are you talking about?
Your daughter asks me about the possibility of healing gout.
OK.
Jewell Station tomorrow at 11:00.
OK?
Go. Go.
My time is not long. I have to send this.
How does it work?
I don't know.
But after we get married we can do many things.
I can say some of that to you.
We can say it now.
No, wait when we are alone.
I can say I like you,
And if you feel it, you can say you like me.
Well, aside from each other say both like,
What else can we do?
We can go bowling.
Well, we can go bowling.
We can eat ice cream together. We can go to the aquarium.
We can watch the cinema together.
I can put my arms around your waist this time.
How long have we been married?
Medicine for 6 years.
How do we start with 6 weeks? / Sure. Nice.
OK.
But nobody can know.
I think we need two witnesses.
You look beautiful.
Well, say your oath. We have to chase the next train.
OK. I, Ali Dianne...
I, Ali Albasri, receive Dianne Mohsen,
To be my legitimate wife legally.
With marriage... / Fish and chips are enough.
Married fish 200 grams of snapper. / Flake fish.
You don't want snapper in our place.
So, do you accept me? / I'm willing.
For 6 weeks.
We have witnessed this serious procession. / Add him.
Let's try doing marry this contract.
I will never get caught.
Yes!
Your whole secret will open.
Mr. Saddam, America has broken the gate.
We have to run away.
What happened?
No!
God is Great!
Come on, Saddam.
Nuclear them with your great power!
There is no WMD.
I have to fake it...
Until I make it.
No. This should not end like this.
We go to Broadway.
Broadway? Can not be trusted.
No, no, no!
No, no, no, no!
Nobody said Broadway.
This is a multifunctional hall Bin Khattabi.
How can it be heard like Broadway?
That's a Muslim community hall in Detroit.
We go to Detroit?
Detroit. Can't be trusted. / Yes.
Our good friend, Dr. Hasoon Albandar...
He is brother-in-law to Iraqi Ambassador in the US.
He sees our shows and likes it.
He did one phone call...
... and we are invited to show it live in Detroit
Shaykh, doesn't that mean we will serve the government of the American devil?
Luay doesn't have to leave. Only the main player.
So your conscience can remain free from guilt, Seyyed.
I don't go to Detroit?
Dude, his mustache.
You grind your hair.
And you use a stupid mustache.
Yes. Hey, listen.
I found a way for us to be together. / We are together.
No, together. Forever.
The drama group will go to America.
What? That's amazing. / Yes.
You're very good. / Really?
I'm very proud.
This is God, the author of destiny and will.
He talks to me. He paved the way for us.
Slow down, Charlie. / God wants us to disappear.
In America, I will contact my father, far from the mosque,
Away from the community. / Charlie.
I will tell the truth. / Slow down.
I will stay there and won't return.
I don't want to leave. No, listen to me.
I will stop medical school... / You never had medical school.
I will look for work there as an actor.
Hollywood always needs people like us to play terrorists.
Then then you can join me.
You come there and we get married,
Then we stay there long enough until our parents forgive us.
This sounds like a good plan. But we can't just leave.
I don't want to stop school medicine. / You don't have to.
There are good medical schools there.
This is crazy. / No, this is more than crazy.
But we are Muslims. What choices do we have?
In America we can live like Australians.
Do you really want to be with me forever?
Please don't.
Please. Charlie...
Dianne. I want to marry you.
And not for a while. Damn
What? / Fish bones.
Dianne.
I never knew what I wanted, but...
For this I know.
You don't want to marry me?
What are you doing with dad's glasses?
That must be on his head.
Please, think about it.
I will contact you after I settle there.
Tell us one more time.
We want to hear your Australian accent.
How many times should I tell? It's a musical event, comedy.
That funny play about Saddam Hussein.
We don't laugh at terrorism. / Terrorism?
It's on your cellphone.
What are you guys plant on my cellphone?
"We will return and kill them."
That's not me.
Your words.
"I'll sit on the chair the front row."
What? / "I will watch they suffer."
"Bombers will help you." Want me to keep reading this?
Name the bombers.
Bombers. (Bombers)
Bombers are a football team.
AFL.
Australian regulations. You have the NFL here, we have AFL.
That's the text I sent to my friend Wazza.
Because he's a big fan of Magpie.
I salute these people.
They make drama Pro-American,
Selling thousands of fanatical fans in Detroit,
Then hide all their _ crazy terrorist messages...
... behind the football team. Wow.
No...
I have to go to Detroit. I have to disappear.
This is God's plan.
The passengers, this is the captain who speaks.
I ask you to tighten your seat belt.
We will experience turbulence when going down to Melbourne.
I'm afraid there will be some shocks in front.
Ali.
Daddy will only ask this once to you.
Daddy wants the real answer.
Are you medical school?
Do you get a score like that you told people ?!
Shaykh, don't be too hard to your child.
I'm trying to tell them you're going abroad...
... but they tell me if you are not registered.
We think there must be an error.
But, unfortunately...
When did you ever give you the impression of a father is your enemy?
Or worse, a dictator? or...
You can't meet father and say frankly?
"Dad, I failed. I'm sorry."
"I tried, but it didn't work."
I'm sorry, Dad. / It's too late!
You will apologize to the community.
Daddy is finished.
The Prophet said that lying is sinful,
it will burn your soul like fire burning wood.
That way,
I stand before you,
And before God,
Offer my repentance.
Salah Sejahtera.
We have now heard it.
"What's next?" I heard everyone asked.
Sheikh Mahdi has worked with well raising his child.
I do not see that the Sheikh will immediately descend from his position.
However, if my child has done a big lie,
I know in my heart if I won't can live with shame.
Shaykh, what if your child is married?
To repent and prove he is a man.
Abu Faisal.
Please.
With very heavy,
I have to express other shocking reality.
I accidentally,
While driving my taxi,
Meet with Ali with less obedient Muslim women,
In an inconsistent place with our beliefs.
Playback. Aquarium.
The picture quality is not perfect, but if you enlarge the image...
What did he say? Tell me this isn't you.
No!
Haj Karim.
You offered Ali to marry your daughter,
And he betrayed him with other women.
There is no point for to name.
The woman knows who she is.
That is what happens when we let women go to college.
Seyyed, please. Why did you do this to him?
Please, sir. This is not his fault. Please.
I beg you.
Nothing bad happens. He is innocent.
I trust you. You should be ashamed.
It's not her fault. You should be ashamed!
I think what you say is enough.
Dianne, wait.
I never touched Yomna.
My parents, community... They all match me up.
Trust me. / Why do I do that?
You've lied so much, You don't have a soul left.
All about you is just lies.
No, all lies, except you.
Do you not understand what you have done, Ali?
I can't continue medical school.
My father sent me back to Lebanon.
You've messed up my life.
I will talk to your father. / You've messed up my life.
Don't talk to anyone, forever!
Sit in my cave for the rest of your life.
Leave me alone. / But I love you.
I really hate you! I hate you!
I divorce you!
I divorce you. I divorced you hundreds of times.
That's one thought that is sustainable.
All this madness will be over soon.
Let's just pass today.
Smart kids.
Prove yourself a husband is appropriate for Yomna,
And all will be forgiven.
Not many women who can forgive you.
He accepts you only know _ this Lebanese woman from campus.
Mohammed.
Yes, ma'am. / Enter inside.
Will you be okay?
Ali, you're lucky.
My father just bought a used taxi. Sif night for you.
In two years, you will be able to get sif noon.
Thank you, Ayoob./ Hey, Az, this is a good turning point.
I want to greet your father.
How do I call it? The Most Holy?
Simply say, Hi.
Take one tablet one hour before going to bed.
Rockets will slide and continue to slide.
I have received approval from the bride.
Ali.
Do you give approval?
I am willing.
Can we start?
Smile.
Dance. Let's Dance.
Promote your seat, can you?
Can't you find Holden's car?
Are you serious? Porsche.
What is this? / His wife Abu Ghaith...
He married a woman from Lebanon, Linda. He knew Johnno from the office.
You know Abdullah, he said... / All right, who is this letter from?
I was asked to give it to you after you got married. I do not know.
Moe. Moe Green. For God's sake.
Ali. You're married now. Congratulations.
Yomna will be a good wife for you,
And I'm sure you will be a good husband.
I left for Lebanon tonight.
Almost every day I blame you,
But maybe medicine isn't God's will for me.
We are both stuck because of family.
There is no way to escape.
Only obligations.
Dad thinks it's good if I go to spend time with his sister.
At least I can learn Kibbeh cooking methods are delicious.
It's okay, Dad. No problem.
It's OK. / Daddy failed for you.
Please forgive daddy, baby.
I know I divorce you,
But our six-week marriage is almost over.
What I didn't tell you was that it was the happiest six weeks of my life.
You're crazy, but you dare to dream,
And I will miss you.
Dianne.
Moe. Can you pull over? I need fresh air.
This is an open roof car. / Just leave it.
We are almost there. No.
Stop the car.
You look very beautiful.
What does he do?
Ali, you fool!
No!
Return me.
Come on, God!
If you want me to get Dianne, give me a clue!
Your last clue is very useless!
Thank you, God Who Is Powerful!
I tried to go to the airport!
That's how it is, Your Honor, the overall rough story.
Actually, there are other things that I should add...
No, Mr. Albasri.
I've given you an hour to speak ... / Your Majesty...
And that is very interesting. / ... the brakes of his hand are dislodged.
Right, but you don't have business using the tractor.
And to deceive the University, / Your Majesty,
That is not proof of a good attitude. / I have pleaded guilty.
I can do social services, you can give me a fine...
Whatever you want. But please...
This is the day of Dianne's departure.
Your Honor, I don't speak to you as a Judge.
I talk to you as an ordinary human.
Human beings.
You are a woman. You understand love.
Please, I still have time.
Mr. Albasri, I am more like a woman who understands the law.
If I can borrow your car...
And I'm not sure if you understand...
I still got to the airport. / ... the carelessness of your actions.
I consider the accusation indeed proven,
But considering the amount of time that you use today,
I will postpone the trial until Monday for a sentence.
We have to bring you back to the cell, friend.
Birds in this area don't too much singing.
What is Yomna's condition?
Sad. Shame.
But chances are he feels relieved.
I think I should get divorced.
Given that you only married for one and a half hours,
I think it's called marriage cancellation,
But to protect Yomna's dignity,
Abu Faisal made a very reasonable reason.
Yes, good.
At present everyone thinks you're impotent.
Good.
There is always a price that must be paid.
How is your business with Dianne?
He is gone.
He said, "I really hate you," and divorced me hundreds of times.
You have to try to get a good woman.
You will never get the child you want, well.
I am a very bad father.
If you don't communicate to you...
... how much you are loved...
Then the father has failed.
Bad Muslim father, because you are loved.
Unconditional.
You, your crazy brother, and your charming sister.
You are loved.
I think...
I thought maybe I could go back to Iran, medical school there.
You don't listen to daddy.
What do you want to do?
I just want to make you proud, Dad.
So be proud of yourself .
There are millions of ways to serve God.
These are all parts of the plan.
Exams, universities...
Marriage, prison. Are all God's plans?
I think...
I think I should stop blaming God for my mistake, Dad.
It's time to be more understand the Almighty.
What will happen to with you at the mosque?
During the Abbasid Dynasty,
A man and his son ride a donkey.
But when they arrived in Kandahar city, people scoffed at them.
They say,
"Poor donkey, he brings two healthy people."
So, the father rides him, and his child walks.
But when they arrive in the next city, people cry,
"Look at this person."
"He made his _ child powerless to walk through the hot desert,"
"While he enjoys sitting on a donkey."
So in the next city, the child goes up the donkey and the father is walking,
But people scream at the child.
"You're young. You're healthy."
"You make your father old man suffer."
"He walks in the hot air."
Then the father and son decide walk with their donkeys.
When they pass the next city, people laugh.
"Look at these two fools."
"Why don't they ride their donkeys?"
In each city, everyone criticizes them.
In the end the father said, "That's enough."
Then he and his son hold the donkey.
We bind ourselves with a difficult node,
Trying to live life according to the judgment of others.
So, I don't want to carry the donkey again.
I have made peace with Haj Karim, and his good family.
Hajjina, you are noble he is this mosque, the same as your daughter.
And now I will retreat.
I will hand over my assignment to Seyyed Ghaffar.
No! We don't want him.
No, don't him. / He's boring.
He is fake./ Bad scholars.
Who will write our musical performance? He doesn't have a story.
We all have stupid children.
Please, please, calm down. Respect this place.
Sheikh Mahdi.
Basic fools!
He is wearing a white turbans! He is nothing!
I wear black turbans!
Have you forgotten what that means ?!
I am a descendant of directly from the Prophet!
I am also an Imam!
I studied at the seminary for 11 years!
You are all below me!
I started my own mosque.
Who joined me?
Who?
Stupid basis!
Shaykh, forgive me.
Two days ago I got engaged with her sister.
If I don't go with it, then...
But I will return.
Shaykh Mahdi, Shaykh Mahdi, Sheikh Mahdi...
He is there.
Yomna.
Yomna, I'm really sorry.
You deserve to be loved.
And you will be loved.
Recording.
Hi, Dianne. How are you?
Before you turn off this video, please...
There are a number of things I want to say , and that's all.
First, I really apologize.
Second, I hope you're fine.
Third, and this is the first from me and the real core.
I love you.
I love you so much.
My marriage lasts for 1 hour 40 minutes.
It turns out that Muslims can't marry someone...
... when their hearts are already belong to someone else.
See this.
Value of $ 50.
Dianne.
Last year I went to campus every day for a year.
This year,
I will go to the airport every day,
And approach every flight from Lebanon,
Just hope if you ride one of them.
You have community service.
Damn.
I can't Tuesday.
I have to do community service for several months,
But for another day, I will be there.
And you know I'm crazy enough to do that.
Because what's the use of my life,
If I can't wake up beside you every morning,
And see you with your loose hair?
Tin, tin. Mafia wants to pass.
He won't come, friend. The Lebanese never appeared.
Greetings.
Shaykh, my wife goes out country without me.
How will I find my socks?
Who will cook me delicious lamb head?
Brother Qais, this is only for two weeks.
Ramona.
Wait.
If the magic happens and he comes...
A small gift from the family.
What is that? / It's a cookbook.
Iraqi cuisine. Not Lebanon.
Thank you, ma'am.
Again 30 Minutes
Sorry, friend. Sorry.
I call from Australia, looking for Dianne Mohsen.
Right, I'm Iraqi.
Hello?
Mohsen, owner of the fish restaurant and chips in Melbourne.
I contacted you yesterday.
My name is Ali. Ali Albasri.
Yes, that is impotent.
So this is the night, huh?
I can feel that.
Good luck, my friend.
What? Privacy policy?
I just want to know if he is in the plane. That is all.
Dude, this is a matter of life and death.
No, it's not a threat.
He left the village?
I'll try...
Wait a minute...
Is he in Beirut?
He left yesterday?
Thank you. Millions of thanks.
This is the night.
Hey, friend. It's free. It's free!
Welcome to the Melbourne International Airport .
For security reasons,
Please always carry items your default.
Every baggage without owner at the terminal...
... will be taken and may be destroyed.
Charlie!
Dianne.
Dianne Makes Her Dream Become a Doctor
Ali Realizes His Dream Playing Terrorists in Film
My father.
My mother.
Brothers and sisters.
My soccer team.
My Bombers
At the mosque.
Appear in my father's performance.
My deportation letter
I'm on the set of my movie.
Remembering my father. Dr. Sheikh Jaafar Al-Bakiry. 1962-2013.