1 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:20,000 Visit www.Fastbet99.club Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent 2 00:00:55,081 --> 00:00:58,441 He doesn't come, son. 3 00:01:01,361 --> 00:01:03,041 He is never late 4 00:01:03,321 --> 00:01:06,761 There is always the first. 5 00:01:08,081 --> 00:01:09,521 He will be here, you will see. 6 00:01:24,681 --> 00:01:27,801 - You should help us - I help 7 00:01:28,481 --> 00:01:30,121 Yes right. 8 00:01:30,281 --> 00:01:32,361 But you're lucky. It's a special day. 9 00:01:32,641 --> 00:01:34,721 What is special? 10 00:01:39,441 --> 00:01:41,761 Find out for yourself. 11 00:01:47,121 --> 00:01:49,281 You're close 12 00:02:04,401 --> 00:02:06,521 You said you would never get married. 13 00:02:06,801 --> 00:02:09,041 I lie. 14 00:02:29,881 --> 00:02:31,521 That's it. 15 00:02:31,921 --> 00:02:35,281 Of course we will add some details, just the final touch 16 00:02:36,561 --> 00:02:39,681 Hopefully it looks exactly as you imagine. 17 00:02:39,961 --> 00:02:42,641 - That's perfect. - good 18 00:02:43,081 --> 00:02:44,681 Excuse me for a moment. 19 00:02:45,161 --> 00:02:47,241 I'm sorry. Good morning. 20 00:02:48,121 --> 00:02:49,481 Finally. 21 00:02:49,641 --> 00:02:52,041 I'm sorry. We just... 22 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:54,721 We can't get out of bed. 23 00:02:54,961 --> 00:02:58,321 Force majeure, love blooms. 24 00:02:58,681 --> 00:03:00,481 What about double marriages tomorrow? 25 00:03:00,761 --> 00:03:03,281 I don't have that dress, but we consider it 26 00:03:03,601 --> 00:03:06,961 What needs to be considered? Hey, Alex... 27 00:03:11,481 --> 00:03:13,761 - We lost him - Huh? 28 00:03:14,121 --> 00:03:18,161 Well... you go first, we will follow. 29 00:03:19,201 --> 00:03:21,761 Sounds cool, I want the car. 30 00:03:23,241 --> 00:03:25,321 Sure, honey... 31 00:03:26,841 --> 00:03:29,441 I will take the metro. or bus. 32 00:03:29,721 --> 00:03:31,281 Thank you. Ciao. 33 00:03:31,521 --> 00:03:33,441 See you soon 34 00:03:38,081 --> 00:03:41,321 This is very beautiful. So pretty. 35 00:03:41,601 --> 00:03:43,721 Wait, stop there. 36 00:03:48,321 --> 00:03:50,081 Wow. 37 00:03:50,321 --> 00:03:53,681 You will love shooting on the banks of the river. 38 00:03:55,561 --> 00:03:57,481 What's wrong? 39 00:03:57,761 --> 00:03:59,881 This is tomorrow 40 00:04:00,241 --> 00:04:02,401 Tomorrow, that's right 41 00:04:03,641 --> 00:04:06,321 Hey girl. 42 00:04:07,961 --> 00:04:10,681 Don't cry 43 00:04:11,441 --> 00:04:14,321 You are very romantic for scientific thoughts 44 00:04:38,441 --> 00:04:40,561 This is Anna from Opel OnStar, what can I do for you? 45 00:04:40,801 --> 00:04:42,521 I want to report my car was stolen. 46 00:04:42,801 --> 00:04:46,161 Please cut this jerk, I mean the ignition key. 47 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:49,001 Thank you. 48 00:04:50,321 --> 00:04:51,521 For? 49 00:04:51,721 --> 00:04:53,921 A fool, fool and trick. 50 00:04:54,201 --> 00:04:57,561 I hope her lasting impotence is caused by severe syphilis. 51 00:04:58,081 --> 00:05:01,441 Wait a minute, Your feelings speak. 52 00:05:01,681 --> 00:05:03,641 They don't talk, they scream. 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Why? 65 00:05:45,361 --> 00:05:47,641 This is a memento. 66 00:05:52,401 --> 00:05:54,801 Want to book? 67 00:05:59,841 --> 00:06:02,201 I will be there. 68 00:06:06,121 --> 00:06:08,921 You won't believe this, I have to go to work. 69 00:06:10,121 --> 00:06:12,361 - today - Yes, now, immediately. 70 00:06:12,761 --> 00:06:15,721 The system goes down, no one can take care of it 71 00:06:16,281 --> 00:06:18,721 There are no people in this world? 72 00:06:19,041 --> 00:06:21,921 Love, it's just around the corner. 73 00:06:22,281 --> 00:06:26,001 I will return before you see me go. 74 00:06:26,641 --> 00:06:29,161 Good, I married a workaholic. 75 00:06:30,321 --> 00:06:33,681 Oh, and anyone design a website until dawn? 76 00:06:33,961 --> 00:06:36,001 Have you ever seen my phone? 77 00:06:36,881 --> 00:06:39,441 Find it! 78 00:06:40,041 --> 00:06:41,241 - Rafal... - huh? 79 00:06:41,681 --> 00:06:44,281 Will you get ready on time? 80 00:06:45,441 --> 00:06:48,801 I don't have to be that beautiful... 81 00:06:49,161 --> 00:06:51,681 like you. 82 00:06:56,281 --> 00:06:58,881 - Come back soon - I will! 83 00:07:06,561 --> 00:07:08,481 Hello? 84 00:07:08,681 --> 00:07:10,841 Rafal right? 85 00:07:12,481 --> 00:07:15,841 Where are you 86 00:07:46,161 --> 00:07:48,121 The system goes down... 87 00:07:48,601 --> 00:07:50,961 Freaking liar 88 00:08:25,841 --> 00:08:27,721 Oh no... 89 00:08:33,681 --> 00:08:36,081 You won't cry because of him. 90 00:08:39,841 --> 00:08:42,681 How about leaving everything and moving to Cuba? 91 00:08:43,761 --> 00:08:45,601 - Cuba? - Yeah. 92 00:08:45,881 --> 00:08:49,241 This is a poor country without internet access. 93 00:08:50,441 --> 00:08:52,601 Oh, then not. 94 00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:59,601 Fuck! Do you want to kill me? 95 00:09:00,121 --> 00:09:02,961 You are very boring, there is no imagination. 96 00:09:31,841 --> 00:09:34,081 Hey, miss! 97 00:09:35,881 --> 00:09:38,241 Jesus... 98 00:09:38,801 --> 00:09:40,841 Is everything okay? 99 00:09:41,241 --> 00:09:43,161 There is nothing good 100 00:09:43,401 --> 00:09:45,041 Are you hurt? 101 00:09:45,241 --> 00:09:46,881 No, I think I stumbled. 102 00:09:47,121 --> 00:09:50,041 Maybe we should take you home? 103 00:09:51,121 --> 00:09:54,721 No, I will only stay here. 104 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:57,601 Or I will take a walk. 105 00:09:58,001 --> 00:10:00,321 Are you sure you don't look so good. 106 00:10:01,841 --> 00:10:04,041 How cruel! 107 00:10:04,321 --> 00:10:07,001 A freaking aesthetic. 108 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,481 This crazy girl almost made me imprisoned 109 00:10:11,841 --> 00:10:15,201 Driving crazy almost get there 110 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:21,801 - You can use some phlegm on the steering wheel. - you phlegm 111 00:10:22,041 --> 00:10:24,601 Why did I get married first? 112 00:10:26,521 --> 00:10:28,641 This is Opel OnStar, what can I do for you? 113 00:10:28,881 --> 00:10:31,441 We have a few bender dents, please check the car 114 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,121 The car is fine. Have a safe trip. 115 00:10:35,161 --> 00:10:37,601 Fasten your seat belt. 116 00:10:47,201 --> 00:10:49,681 Poor girl. 117 00:10:52,921 --> 00:10:54,881 Join the club. 118 00:10:55,121 --> 00:10:58,041 Club? You too? 119 00:11:02,401 --> 00:11:04,601 Let's stay with me now. 120 00:11:05,641 --> 00:11:07,801 I can also use the company. 121 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:13,361 But what's next? 122 00:11:14,201 --> 00:11:17,041 Do you mean him or accommodation? 123 00:11:18,961 --> 00:11:21,081 See this? 124 00:11:21,921 --> 00:11:24,041 I'm very idiot. 125 00:11:24,441 --> 00:11:26,241 I'm very idiot. 126 00:11:26,481 --> 00:11:29,241 I'm done with him I'm done with all men. 127 00:11:33,801 --> 00:11:37,161 Almost all men cheat, but you don't always find out. 128 00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:40,561 Better sooner than later. 129 00:11:40,761 --> 00:11:43,441 What will I do if I know after marriage? 130 00:11:45,201 --> 00:11:46,921 smart girl. 131 00:11:47,121 --> 00:11:51,361 How many women must be wondering now - is he cheating? 132 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:57,761 Is this flower a sign of love or just a smokescreen? 133 00:12:02,201 --> 00:12:04,161 What? 134 00:12:06,081 --> 00:12:08,321 Tell me. 135 00:12:14,041 --> 00:12:17,881 We can be loyalty investigators. 136 00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:27,081 You know, a girl pays you to seduce her guy. 137 00:12:27,481 --> 00:12:30,601 If he falls in love with you, bang! Caught in the act. 138 00:12:31,281 --> 00:12:33,801 But, you mean... 139 00:12:34,161 --> 00:12:36,201 No... 140 00:12:36,481 --> 00:12:38,161 No, I mean... 141 00:12:38,961 --> 00:12:43,121 Kiss. A general purpose will be made. 142 00:12:49,201 --> 00:12:51,481 I like that. 143 00:12:52,721 --> 00:12:55,681 Me too. 144 00:12:58,561 --> 00:13:01,361 There are no more shag free scots. 145 00:14:29,561 --> 00:14:31,881 How much is our income? 146 00:14:32,081 --> 00:14:34,161 Good turnover, huh? 147 00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:36,361 I won't give up your job first. 148 00:14:36,601 --> 00:14:38,961 After all, we do it to support good goals. 149 00:14:39,881 --> 00:14:42,601 - And for... -... pleasure. 150 00:14:42,761 --> 00:14:44,961 That's it. 151 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:48,041 Their faces are priceless. 152 00:14:48,441 --> 00:14:50,961 - Which sauce? - What is that'? 153 00:14:51,361 --> 00:14:53,721 Asian Caesar Salad 154 00:14:54,761 --> 00:14:56,681 With sausages? 155 00:14:56,921 --> 00:14:59,441 With wieners. 156 00:15:05,201 --> 00:15:07,921 Tips for Cheating. 157 00:15:08,361 --> 00:15:10,161 By Maciej Woltynski. 158 00:15:10,481 --> 00:15:14,721 Personal trainer experts write about his love for his wife. 159 00:15:17,281 --> 00:15:19,841 Looks like Krychowiak. 160 00:15:24,721 --> 00:15:27,161 He is an exception that proves the rules. 161 00:15:27,401 --> 00:15:30,761 My friend came to him almost half naked. He didn't even look at him. 162 00:15:31,921 --> 00:15:34,481 - Not Krychowiak. - Blaszczykowski 163 00:15:41,241 --> 00:15:44,201 - delicious - you don't say 164 00:15:44,401 --> 00:15:46,641 All of these kisses make me hungry. 165 00:15:48,921 --> 00:15:50,561 Good morning. 166 00:16:06,161 --> 00:16:08,201 Hi there 167 00:16:08,481 --> 00:16:10,801 Hi. 168 00:16:11,041 --> 00:16:13,801 I'm sorry about the scene in the car. 169 00:16:15,041 --> 00:16:19,161 Sometimes I forget you deserve... 170 00:16:20,161 --> 00:16:22,201 best. 171 00:16:26,041 --> 00:16:28,721 No, I'm sorry, Mouse. 172 00:16:34,161 --> 00:16:35,921 Tada! 173 00:16:36,401 --> 00:16:38,841 Concert tickets. 174 00:16:46,521 --> 00:16:49,361 Real Cuba from Cuba. 175 00:16:50,481 --> 00:16:53,161 If you are happy, I'm happy. 176 00:16:53,641 --> 00:16:55,401 Thank you. 177 00:16:58,561 --> 00:17:00,961 I want us to be like before. 178 00:17:02,321 --> 00:17:05,081 I will do my best, I promise. 179 00:17:08,401 --> 00:17:12,121 - See you later - Good day. 180 00:17:15,441 --> 00:17:18,801 I told him, he was employed by the loyalty investigator It turns out he's all arrogant. 181 00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,001 That bastard. Maybe I should investigate mine. 182 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:24,601 - How much is the price? - yes, how many 183 00:17:25,121 --> 00:17:28,481 This is for friends. 184 00:17:29,841 --> 00:17:32,441 Nothing can be trusted. Woltynski, I will guarantee it. 185 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,321 Beata, we are very sorry. 186 00:17:39,521 --> 00:17:41,321 187 00:17:41,761 --> 00:17:45,121 Maybe this text is nothing, Maybe I'm wrong. 188 00:17:47,361 --> 00:17:50,201 "Wear my favorite stockings. On the way." 189 00:17:50,401 --> 00:17:52,361 This tells us everything. 190 00:17:54,161 --> 00:17:56,521 I want a divorce. 191 00:17:57,481 --> 00:18:00,641 But the judge does not want to accept one silly text as evidence. 192 00:18:00,881 --> 00:18:03,121 I need more. 193 00:18:03,481 --> 00:18:05,601 Images that tell the story. 194 00:18:06,161 --> 00:18:07,881 I will do it perfectly. 195 00:18:08,521 --> 00:18:10,001 - I will take it. - He is mine. 196 00:18:10,241 --> 00:18:11,921 - This suits me - I did it. 197 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,481 You, you will seduce him. 198 00:18:16,161 --> 00:18:18,641 With pleasure. 199 00:18:19,201 --> 00:18:22,161 Tips for cheating. He's like sneaking up. 200 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,761 He won't be easily captured. Mini skirts won't work. 201 00:18:25,961 --> 00:18:27,561 Looking for a way. 202 00:18:28,121 --> 00:18:30,641 You have to press me in 203 00:18:32,161 --> 00:18:34,801 Only he can help me get a handle. 204 00:18:35,601 --> 00:18:38,681 If I don't talk to him at once... 205 00:18:38,961 --> 00:18:41,361 I will explode in front of parliament. That is a useful death. 206 00:18:41,601 --> 00:18:44,041 Well, you will be next. 207 00:18:44,521 --> 00:18:47,641 You need to wait 10 minutes. 208 00:18:48,201 --> 00:18:50,161 10 minutes. 209 00:18:50,561 --> 00:18:53,241 Maybe I have to imitate a businessman? 210 00:18:57,241 --> 00:18:59,601 Be yourself. 211 00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:03,641 Ok, we will solve it. 212 00:19:03,801 --> 00:19:06,281 Maybe a poet? 213 00:19:07,161 --> 00:19:09,961 Do you know how popular poets are? 214 00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:13,721 - Girls love poets. - But they hate liars. 215 00:19:13,921 --> 00:19:17,281 Remember why you are here 216 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,161 - To learn to be myself. - Right. 217 00:19:20,481 --> 00:19:22,921 I will think about this. 218 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,321 - Can you sign it? - for? 219 00:19:26,681 --> 00:19:29,321 Just sign it, I will add something later. 220 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:42,321 Hi, I'm back 221 00:19:42,961 --> 00:19:46,321 I handle this deal in Jamaica, you know. 222 00:19:47,601 --> 00:19:49,561 But my dreadlocks fall, you know... 223 00:19:50,601 --> 00:19:53,361 Because of Rasta men. But it's okay now. 224 00:19:53,761 --> 00:19:56,521 - Hey, Rasta man, can I come in? - I'll call you back. 225 00:19:58,201 --> 00:20:01,361 - Bless your sister - I hate reggae Excuse me. 226 00:20:01,721 --> 00:20:03,961 - I also hate it - I'm glad we understand each other. 227 00:20:04,521 --> 00:20:07,361 Am I not... No, I'm not. See you... 228 00:20:13,281 --> 00:20:15,001 - read good - Thank you. 229 00:20:16,441 --> 00:20:18,761 Sports style but still looks good. 230 00:20:19,001 --> 00:20:20,801 What else do you have? 231 00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:22,681 He goes straight to the gym. 232 00:20:22,961 --> 00:20:24,761 But what should I do to seduce him? 233 00:20:25,001 --> 00:20:26,841 He doesn't know, he's professional. 234 00:20:27,121 --> 00:20:29,641 I don't want to overdo it. But the gym is a good start. 235 00:20:30,001 --> 00:20:32,401 A teasing friend. 236 00:20:32,681 --> 00:20:34,961 That's it. The breast won't do the trick. Even though... 237 00:20:35,921 --> 00:20:38,801 - What are you doing? - With resources like that we have to try! 238 00:20:48,241 --> 00:20:51,601 I told you, the guidebook is a gold mine. 239 00:20:52,761 --> 00:20:54,881 This is my first and last. 240 00:20:55,441 --> 00:20:58,921 Sometimes I begin to doubt coaching. Maybe people can't be changed. 241 00:20:59,161 --> 00:21:02,521 But you can make money for it. Like me. Just like you. 242 00:21:03,601 --> 00:21:05,921 If only there was money in astronomy. I will sit and count the stars. 243 00:21:06,721 --> 00:21:09,241 Well, wife has a way drags you back to earth 244 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,441 Especially luxury wives. 245 00:21:11,681 --> 00:21:15,201 - Beata is not a fancy wife. - Oh, Please. 246 00:21:15,761 --> 00:21:18,241 You can feed a village in Africa for one of his handbags. 247 00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:20,241 You misjudged him. He is... 248 00:21:21,521 --> 00:21:23,361 extraordinary woman 249 00:21:23,801 --> 00:21:26,721 Enthusiasm score: 1/10. 250 00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:30,961 - We experience difficult times. - It's okay after 7 years. 251 00:21:32,161 --> 00:21:34,521 I wrote about it in "101 Reasons for Relationship Crisis". 252 00:21:34,881 --> 00:21:36,961 There may be 1000 reasons. 253 00:21:37,241 --> 00:21:39,961 They never publish such bricks. It must be friendly. 254 00:21:40,201 --> 00:21:43,081 Where is your idealism? You are a philosopher. 255 00:21:43,281 --> 00:21:45,961 Yes, and I choose pragmatism. 256 00:21:47,321 --> 00:21:49,961 Do you know what will happen revive your marriage 257 00:21:50,761 --> 00:21:52,201 No. 258 00:21:52,481 --> 00:21:55,841 I also don't. But you need and encourage. 259 00:21:58,241 --> 00:21:59,961 Your reflexes are annoying. 260 00:22:00,241 --> 00:22:03,401 Is this your first time? 261 00:22:04,161 --> 00:22:07,081 You fight like a woman, you will fight with women 262 00:22:07,321 --> 00:22:10,681 Kalina, come here. 263 00:22:11,761 --> 00:22:14,561 - I will master dodging - You can use that 264 00:22:17,641 --> 00:22:19,881 Meet your partner 265 00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,841 Give me everything you have. 266 00:22:25,121 --> 00:22:26,841 With pleasure. 267 00:22:37,281 --> 00:22:39,401 A bad day? 268 00:22:39,761 --> 00:22:42,801 No. This is perfect. 269 00:22:47,081 --> 00:22:50,441 Maciek, look at me 270 00:22:51,041 --> 00:22:53,521 Maciek? 271 00:22:54,761 --> 00:22:56,681 How do you know my name? 272 00:22:57,041 --> 00:23:00,401 Maciek Woltynski, I read your book. 273 00:23:01,801 --> 00:23:03,961 About loyalty. 274 00:23:08,641 --> 00:23:10,681 - Kalina - Maciek 275 00:23:11,241 --> 00:23:14,281 Sorry for struggling. I got carried away. 276 00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:16,521 - I got it. - Do you? 277 00:23:16,841 --> 00:23:21,761 - I choose this sport. - Maybe coffee? or drinks next week? 278 00:23:22,601 --> 00:23:24,481 As an apology. 279 00:23:26,121 --> 00:23:29,481 No, no need. Thank you. That happened. 280 00:23:29,881 --> 00:23:32,321 - See you later - See you later 281 00:23:35,361 --> 00:23:37,481 Haven't we met? 282 00:23:38,601 --> 00:23:41,281 I don't remember 283 00:23:42,161 --> 00:23:44,921 Nice to meet you. 284 00:23:46,601 --> 00:23:49,361 I'm sorry. 285 00:24:02,321 --> 00:24:04,521 Do you live or leave? 286 00:24:04,761 --> 00:24:07,761 - Which answer is better? - Take a picture. 287 00:24:08,641 --> 00:24:11,361 - Stay. - Adjust yourself. 288 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,721 And you? 289 00:24:14,721 --> 00:24:18,081 - Leave - Then I go too. 290 00:24:18,601 --> 00:24:20,721 What made you so long? 291 00:24:21,521 --> 00:24:23,721 I like to tease. 292 00:24:30,281 --> 00:24:33,641 I hit it so hard I beat the romance from his head. 293 00:24:33,921 --> 00:24:35,441 Literally. 294 00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:41,041 But it seems like he is... 295 00:24:41,801 --> 00:24:43,641 I don't know... 296 00:24:44,081 --> 00:24:46,081 very kind. 297 00:24:48,481 --> 00:24:50,201 With a little ornithological problem. 298 00:24:50,401 --> 00:24:51,961 I know, girl by her side. 299 00:24:52,161 --> 00:24:53,921 But... 300 00:24:55,121 --> 00:24:56,961 Hello? 301 00:24:58,761 --> 00:25:00,801 Yes, we are on it... 302 00:25:02,081 --> 00:25:03,881 Beata, please don't cry 303 00:25:05,641 --> 00:25:07,401 We will catch it, surely. 304 00:25:08,361 --> 00:25:11,361 Do you get a pill from a doctor? Don't take anything yourself. 305 00:25:14,121 --> 00:25:17,481 You're welcome. This will be fine. 306 00:25:19,401 --> 00:25:21,241 Be careful. 307 00:25:23,881 --> 00:25:27,241 kind hearted huh? 308 00:25:28,361 --> 00:25:30,441 I can hit it stronger. 309 00:25:32,241 --> 00:25:34,761 Photography doesn't pay? 310 00:25:35,121 --> 00:25:37,281 Who ordered it? 311 00:25:38,161 --> 00:25:40,081 That depends. 312 00:25:40,961 --> 00:25:44,321 Most white collar, corporate. 313 00:25:45,361 --> 00:25:47,521 And they like the beet cake? 314 00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,041 Of course they do. 315 00:25:49,601 --> 00:25:51,361 Try it. 316 00:25:55,041 --> 00:25:57,081 Will not bite... 317 00:26:00,201 --> 00:26:02,041 And? 318 00:26:04,801 --> 00:26:07,921 - Not bad. - you will arrive somewhere 319 00:26:08,161 --> 00:26:10,521 But I prefer sausages. 320 00:26:12,521 --> 00:26:15,881 Ok, but what do we do? about maciek 321 00:26:18,561 --> 00:26:21,921 Not really. Kalina doesn't work. 322 00:26:23,121 --> 00:26:24,841 Maybe... 323 00:26:25,561 --> 00:26:27,681 Margarita or Bloody Mary? 324 00:26:28,321 --> 00:26:30,401 You said he didn't party. 325 00:26:30,681 --> 00:26:33,121 He doesn't. 326 00:26:33,601 --> 00:26:36,961 But if his wife arranges one... 327 00:26:38,121 --> 00:26:40,601 He must come. 328 00:26:41,801 --> 00:26:44,161 Ferret, you are very smart 329 00:26:44,481 --> 00:26:46,201 That's it. 330 00:26:49,041 --> 00:26:51,321 Keep an eye on this. 331 00:26:54,241 --> 00:26:55,841 I am ready. 332 00:26:56,081 --> 00:26:59,441 I go. Don't feel embarrassed. 333 00:26:59,761 --> 00:27:01,721 He must come soon. 334 00:27:09,681 --> 00:27:11,481 That's better. 335 00:27:11,721 --> 00:27:13,081 Good luck. 336 00:27:13,281 --> 00:27:15,641 I have good feelings about this. 337 00:27:32,281 --> 00:27:34,001 Hi. 338 00:27:34,841 --> 00:27:38,201 Can I ask why such beautiful women are standing here alone? 339 00:27:38,681 --> 00:27:42,041 My friends will be here anytime. 340 00:27:45,401 --> 00:27:47,281 Injury? 341 00:27:48,161 --> 00:27:50,361 Afghanistan. 342 00:27:50,601 --> 00:27:53,521 Schrapnellmine. 343 00:27:54,961 --> 00:27:58,361 - This sucks. - But bearable. 344 00:27:59,801 --> 00:28:03,161 - my name is minion - Kalina 345 00:28:03,481 --> 00:28:06,841 Images may be left but you can see all the rooms. 346 00:28:07,081 --> 00:28:09,321 Almost everything. 347 00:28:10,361 --> 00:28:12,921 That way I can monitor on my employees even from home. 348 00:28:13,161 --> 00:28:15,081 This is a switch. 349 00:28:16,761 --> 00:28:18,921 A good idea. 350 00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:21,441 But I don't think anything will happen today 351 00:28:21,641 --> 00:28:24,041 Your husband isn't spontaneous. 352 00:28:24,561 --> 00:28:25,961 Tell me about that. 353 00:28:26,321 --> 00:28:27,961 But you never know. 354 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:30,801 He stabbed me more than once. 355 00:28:33,881 --> 00:28:35,801 Majas. 356 00:28:36,241 --> 00:28:38,281 I see, I will remain vigilant. 357 00:28:39,041 --> 00:28:41,321 Let's check the location. 358 00:28:41,961 --> 00:28:44,601 He approaches. 359 00:28:44,881 --> 00:28:47,081 It's time to go. 360 00:29:05,121 --> 00:29:08,481 ... and there is a swamp under it. A swamp in Afghanistan! 361 00:29:08,761 --> 00:29:10,321 But it is there. 362 00:29:11,401 --> 00:29:13,161 What interference. 363 00:29:13,761 --> 00:29:15,961 ... it surrounds you and you can't move. 364 00:29:16,281 --> 00:29:19,641 Try to move now. See? You can't! 365 00:29:19,921 --> 00:29:22,481 He ruined it. 366 00:29:26,561 --> 00:29:29,161 Excuse me, hello? 367 00:29:31,961 --> 00:29:33,441 I see. 368 00:29:34,681 --> 00:29:36,801 This is the Afghan army. 369 00:29:37,521 --> 00:29:39,241 Experienced in battle. 370 00:29:39,681 --> 00:29:41,961 Look, my friend's car broke down. 371 00:29:42,801 --> 00:29:43,841 He needs encouragement. 372 00:29:44,281 --> 00:29:46,801 - Where is that? - I see. 373 00:29:48,441 --> 00:29:51,681 - is there? - Yes. - I will be right back. 374 00:29:51,921 --> 00:29:54,521 Afghanistan is nothing compared to Laos! 375 00:30:07,241 --> 00:30:10,601 - A soldier? - I am a man from many professions. 376 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,361 What's broken 377 00:30:12,881 --> 00:30:14,641 Enter. 378 00:30:34,081 --> 00:30:37,441 I'm not a zen expert. Do we push or not? 379 00:30:38,561 --> 00:30:40,481 Sit and be quiet. 380 00:30:41,601 --> 00:30:43,161 Hi. 381 00:30:44,721 --> 00:30:48,081 - I don't think we will meet again. - The way we meet... 382 00:30:49,041 --> 00:30:51,521 - This is not destiny. - I agree. 383 00:30:54,841 --> 00:30:57,561 Do you know someone here? 384 00:30:58,721 --> 00:31:00,961 No, a friend invited me and didn't show up. 385 00:31:02,241 --> 00:31:04,761 And that person... 386 00:31:04,921 --> 00:31:06,481 He's a weirdo. 387 00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:08,041 How do you know? 388 00:31:08,321 --> 00:31:10,161 Intuition. 389 00:31:12,481 --> 00:31:16,241 Nice to talk to you but I have to go. 390 00:31:17,801 --> 00:31:19,801 - Are you okay? - I have to lie down. 391 00:31:20,881 --> 00:31:22,921 There is a sofa there. 392 00:31:24,561 --> 00:31:26,841 Thank you. This is my sugar. 393 00:31:27,201 --> 00:31:30,561 Sometimes it slumps. 394 00:31:35,481 --> 00:31:37,321 Breathing. 395 00:31:39,841 --> 00:31:43,201 - Do you need water? - Yes or no. 396 00:31:44,161 --> 00:31:45,841 I feel better. 397 00:31:46,161 --> 00:31:47,881 Breathing. 398 00:31:51,441 --> 00:31:55,321 Rest again. I really have to go now. 399 00:31:56,041 --> 00:31:57,801 Work. 400 00:31:58,841 --> 00:32:02,201 I am standing by my catering partner. 401 00:32:02,881 --> 00:32:05,441 I need to find someone for Saturday. 402 00:32:06,041 --> 00:32:07,841 In a short time 403 00:32:08,201 --> 00:32:10,281 You don't need to do it. 404 00:32:10,921 --> 00:32:13,081 I'll do it. 405 00:32:15,321 --> 00:32:18,681 - Are you catering? - I am a professional. 406 00:32:20,961 --> 00:32:24,841 - Don't wake up - Breathing is very helpful. 407 00:32:27,481 --> 00:32:29,681 Thank you. 408 00:32:33,241 --> 00:32:35,561 My uncle is a Camaldolese monk. 409 00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:38,481 You will feel great in a monastery. 410 00:32:44,321 --> 00:32:46,201 - Not possible. - What? 411 00:32:49,241 --> 00:32:52,601 Your friend will be disappointed. I'm afraid he hopes more. 412 00:32:56,601 --> 00:32:59,961 - He can find another man. - He must do it 413 00:33:02,281 --> 00:33:04,721 My name is Minion. 414 00:33:05,961 --> 00:33:08,201 - Ferret. - That is good. 415 00:33:09,841 --> 00:33:13,201 You have this cute snout. 416 00:33:14,041 --> 00:33:15,961 This is my last name 417 00:33:20,601 --> 00:33:23,161 What about hamburgers? 418 00:33:23,641 --> 00:33:26,961 This is a good idea. You are leaving, I will wait here. 419 00:33:27,201 --> 00:33:28,521 What do you want? 420 00:33:28,761 --> 00:33:31,761 Burger millet with tofu and nettles. 421 00:33:31,881 --> 00:33:34,521 This is my favorite. I am on the way. 422 00:33:35,401 --> 00:33:38,041 Wait, I will make it easier for you. 423 00:33:39,721 --> 00:33:42,561 Opel OnStar, Kasia speaks. What can I do for you? 424 00:33:42,841 --> 00:33:47,841 Look, we want two millet burgers with tofu and nettles, double for me. 425 00:33:48,161 --> 00:33:51,481 Anything to drink? Take some kale juice, this is with me. 426 00:33:51,721 --> 00:33:53,761 - No... - There are no drinks, that's all. 427 00:33:54,121 --> 00:33:56,721 You are looking for the closest burger bar, let me check 428 00:33:57,081 --> 00:34:00,081 Real Supper... 429 00:34:02,321 --> 00:34:04,961 This is my favorite book. 430 00:34:07,321 --> 00:34:09,801 This is not worth the time. 431 00:34:11,321 --> 00:34:13,961 There is no place in my life for bad literature 432 00:34:30,081 --> 00:34:33,361 I will be alone in 15 minutes. 433 00:34:38,961 --> 00:34:41,561 We have breakfast for a long time in the Park. 434 00:34:44,361 --> 00:34:46,401 Right... 435 00:34:46,921 --> 00:34:50,281 But flies and bees will arrive here anytime 436 00:34:51,241 --> 00:34:54,601 You know how they scare me. 437 00:34:56,721 --> 00:34:58,921 We can always go inside. 438 00:35:03,401 --> 00:35:05,481 The guests searched for me yesterday. 439 00:35:05,681 --> 00:35:07,841 I experience this terrible migraine. 440 00:35:08,481 --> 00:35:10,961 How is that? What's interesting? 441 00:35:12,761 --> 00:35:14,921 Nothing special. 442 00:35:15,961 --> 00:35:17,881 Do you have fun? 443 00:35:22,041 --> 00:35:24,521 Aren't you late? 444 00:35:27,361 --> 00:35:30,201 You are right, I meet clients in an instant. 445 00:35:30,961 --> 00:35:33,641 Poor. See you later 446 00:35:36,241 --> 00:35:38,481 See you soon 447 00:36:02,041 --> 00:36:03,881 There is progress. 448 00:36:04,281 --> 00:36:06,081 I think it's love. 449 00:36:06,801 --> 00:36:08,441 What? 450 00:36:08,761 --> 00:36:10,841 I fell in love with a vegan. 451 00:36:11,081 --> 00:36:13,201 I, a carnivore. 452 00:36:14,241 --> 00:36:16,041 Do you think it can last? 453 00:36:16,321 --> 00:36:18,201 Did you tell him 454 00:36:18,481 --> 00:36:22,281 I say I'm a vegan blogger and a radical ecologist. 455 00:36:22,481 --> 00:36:24,721 But everything is connected, right? 456 00:36:25,201 --> 00:36:27,881 So you want to build this relationship lie 457 00:36:28,081 --> 00:36:29,921 A little, yes. 458 00:36:30,401 --> 00:36:34,881 Honesty is the key for a healthy relationship. 459 00:36:35,081 --> 00:36:37,641 This is a great theory. But in practice... 460 00:36:38,121 --> 00:36:40,721 I once told a girl what I thought about her and I ended up in tape. 461 00:36:41,321 --> 00:36:42,801 Up to the waist. 462 00:36:43,281 --> 00:36:45,241 A lie makes you fired. 463 00:36:45,441 --> 00:36:47,721 Rude lies. 464 00:36:48,081 --> 00:36:50,161 I'm also a bad salesman. 465 00:36:50,521 --> 00:36:53,881 I want to be like you. 466 00:36:54,521 --> 00:36:57,641 Nonsense people with grace. But, I can not. 467 00:36:58,361 --> 00:37:02,161 I have to use both of my hands to make a living 468 00:37:03,001 --> 00:37:06,361 And what is wrong by being a hand model? 469 00:37:08,561 --> 00:37:10,801 Bad ignorance. 470 00:37:11,681 --> 00:37:14,201 I blog about vegetables. 471 00:37:14,401 --> 00:37:16,361 I publish goods every week. 472 00:37:16,641 --> 00:37:21,001 Now I'm doing a week in France. 473 00:37:21,321 --> 00:37:24,081 The vegetable world is so rich... 474 00:37:24,401 --> 00:37:26,121 - We leave cornsalad in the car. - What? 475 00:37:26,361 --> 00:37:29,721 - Corn salad. - French corné-salaté, of course. 476 00:37:35,161 --> 00:37:37,321 You ointment corn. 477 00:37:38,561 --> 00:37:40,441 Thank you. 478 00:37:42,481 --> 00:37:44,481 Do you feel like peeling potatoes? 479 00:37:44,961 --> 00:37:47,881 It's a little below me but... 480 00:37:48,521 --> 00:37:50,641 I will do anything for you. 481 00:37:52,521 --> 00:37:54,881 After you. 482 00:38:04,601 --> 00:38:08,521 - Cut squash. - I don't bring my racquet 483 00:38:11,761 --> 00:38:13,681 - Pumpkin. - Duh. 484 00:38:13,961 --> 00:38:16,441 - Cube cuts it - Sure. 485 00:38:18,921 --> 00:38:22,281 ... so after I cut everything 486 00:38:22,961 --> 00:38:27,281 I take pictures and publish on the spot. 487 00:38:28,441 --> 00:38:31,121 - Hi. - Hello 488 00:38:31,761 --> 00:38:35,041 My new help, a vegan blogger. 489 00:38:35,681 --> 00:38:38,241 Do you mean Afghans? 490 00:38:38,561 --> 00:38:41,201 Let him take some good ideas. 491 00:38:41,601 --> 00:38:43,481 Throwing. 492 00:38:44,241 --> 00:38:46,721 - How is your foot? - Recover. 493 00:38:54,561 --> 00:38:56,241 Hello? 494 00:38:57,441 --> 00:38:59,241 Yes. 495 00:39:00,561 --> 00:39:02,241 I will forward the phone to my colleague. 496 00:39:02,561 --> 00:39:04,961 A client, tomorrow at 7. 497 00:39:07,601 --> 00:39:10,321 So, are you free tomorrow at 7? 498 00:39:10,481 --> 00:39:12,561 No. Girl goods 499 00:39:13,241 --> 00:39:15,601 Done. 500 00:39:16,361 --> 00:39:18,361 Anything else? 501 00:39:19,601 --> 00:39:22,041 They are too big. 502 00:39:22,441 --> 00:39:24,561 - Do you want them to be small? - Yeah. 503 00:39:24,721 --> 00:39:26,881 I understand, this is for letcho. 504 00:39:34,441 --> 00:39:38,201 Dear lady, welcome to another workshop 505 00:39:38,361 --> 00:39:43,281 Today I want you to share what is the meaning of cheating for you 506 00:39:43,761 --> 00:39:47,681 What would you really say to your former colleague? 507 00:39:48,561 --> 00:39:50,281 Come here. 508 00:39:50,601 --> 00:39:55,601 Steven, Tom, Kaz, he can take anything. 509 00:39:59,321 --> 00:40:01,681 Ilona, you go first 510 00:40:02,561 --> 00:40:04,521 Thank you. 511 00:40:09,241 --> 00:40:12,721 Tomek... 512 00:40:14,441 --> 00:40:16,321 I'm sorry... 513 00:40:17,681 --> 00:40:21,881 You leave me, but I accept it. 514 00:40:24,041 --> 00:40:25,561 Blessed. 515 00:40:26,281 --> 00:40:30,481 You leave me, but hopefully you are lucky. 516 00:40:30,761 --> 00:40:32,721 Give a hand. 517 00:40:35,441 --> 00:40:37,881 - may I - Time for Marysia 518 00:40:38,321 --> 00:40:40,121 Thank you. 519 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:45,281 This should be the most beautiful day in our lives Our wedding day 520 00:40:46,721 --> 00:40:48,761 That's when I know you cheated me 521 00:40:49,561 --> 00:40:52,441 Could it be worse? 522 00:40:52,681 --> 00:40:55,321 But I understand, you have to do it. 523 00:40:56,961 --> 00:41:00,361 Wojtek, can you hear me? I forgive you, honey. 524 00:41:00,641 --> 00:41:04,001 I forgive you. 525 00:41:04,641 --> 00:41:06,121 A big hand for Marysia. 526 00:41:06,401 --> 00:41:08,761 Wait a minute! 527 00:41:09,241 --> 00:41:11,721 528 00:41:11,961 --> 00:41:14,121 So we have to forgive everything? 529 00:41:14,401 --> 00:41:17,761 I get understanding and tolerance, 530 00:41:18,081 --> 00:41:20,241 but look around. 531 00:41:20,561 --> 00:41:22,801 Have dignity! 532 00:41:23,801 --> 00:41:26,361 I will never forgive you! 533 00:41:26,921 --> 00:41:29,961 Bravo! This is your first step towards a new life Fantastic! 534 00:41:30,241 --> 00:41:32,441 Come on, it's time to go. 535 00:41:48,121 --> 00:41:50,761 Maciek! 536 00:41:50,921 --> 00:41:53,801 - Thank you for everything. - Thank you. See you later 537 00:41:54,801 --> 00:41:58,441 I'm sorry, I was carried away by the atmosphere. 538 00:41:59,161 --> 00:42:01,801 Don't worry, he's used to it. 539 00:42:02,761 --> 00:42:06,121 This is not the first time he lost his head 540 00:42:06,961 --> 00:42:09,361 - Want to take a walk? - Sure. 541 00:42:12,681 --> 00:42:17,241 - I don't want to preach... - But you will do it. 542 00:42:18,721 --> 00:42:22,081 543 00:42:27,321 --> 00:42:29,961 Cheating can happen to anyone. 544 00:42:30,441 --> 00:42:32,521 This is not the end of the world. 545 00:42:32,721 --> 00:42:35,041 Strangely, this is more common in men. 546 00:42:35,441 --> 00:42:37,761 Look, you're angry, but it's okay. 547 00:42:39,241 --> 00:42:42,601 Do you want to be angry all your life? 548 00:42:43,681 --> 00:42:46,281 Never trust again 549 00:42:46,561 --> 00:42:49,241 I never said that. 550 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:53,561 - But that's how you feel. - What I feel doesn't count. 551 00:43:06,961 --> 00:43:09,601 That's all that matters. 552 00:43:23,921 --> 00:43:27,281 Sorry, we left everything there. 553 00:43:27,601 --> 00:43:30,961 - We must return. - Yes, we do 554 00:43:32,841 --> 00:43:36,201 - Thank you for the tip. - You are welcome. 555 00:43:40,401 --> 00:43:42,441 I expect something more daring. 556 00:43:42,681 --> 00:43:44,921 The judge might question this. 557 00:43:45,241 --> 00:43:47,521 This is a direct kiss. 558 00:43:48,001 --> 00:43:51,521 Like I said, he is a fraud. And easy to catch. 559 00:43:51,921 --> 00:43:54,121 Are you sure he cheated on you? 560 00:43:54,361 --> 00:43:56,961 Isn't that a silly question? 561 00:43:57,281 --> 00:43:59,681 So we are finished here? 562 00:44:00,241 --> 00:44:02,201 I've been thinking... 563 00:44:02,361 --> 00:44:05,321 Maybe we can go further? 564 00:44:05,681 --> 00:44:08,281 A bold set of photos. 565 00:44:08,521 --> 00:44:10,521 Undeniable evidence 566 00:44:11,121 --> 00:44:14,481 - That's possible. - Start working. 567 00:44:16,401 --> 00:44:19,041 - Goodbye. - See you later 568 00:44:21,161 --> 00:44:24,761 - Will you tell me what happened? - something is wrong - But what? - I don't think he... 569 00:44:25,041 --> 00:44:27,401 He is not the type of cheat. 570 00:44:27,961 --> 00:44:30,201 571 00:44:30,481 --> 00:44:34,441 Before the kiss You think he's cheating. 572 00:44:34,761 --> 00:44:38,121 Now, after that kiss, do you think he doesn't? How is that logical? 573 00:44:39,961 --> 00:44:42,041 - Oh no... - What? 574 00:44:42,201 --> 00:44:44,001 You fall in love with him. 575 00:44:44,201 --> 00:44:46,721 It's impossible, stop this nonsense. 576 00:44:48,241 --> 00:44:50,801 - are you sure - Yes, right. 577 00:44:56,081 --> 00:44:58,281 - Oh no! - What? 578 00:45:01,481 --> 00:45:04,841 Minions? I will never fall for that vegetable liar 579 00:45:05,081 --> 00:45:07,001 He thought he was very convincing. 580 00:45:07,161 --> 00:45:09,361 So why did you answer? 581 00:45:09,761 --> 00:45:12,121 I like to torture him. 582 00:45:12,401 --> 00:45:16,041 I write I want St John's bread. I'm sure he will check every bakery in the city. 583 00:45:16,561 --> 00:45:19,281 Isn't that bread? 584 00:45:19,521 --> 00:45:22,201 No, this is a legume. 585 00:45:23,281 --> 00:45:26,641 You are very cruel 586 00:45:27,961 --> 00:45:30,641 The next workshop catering is ready. 587 00:45:36,721 --> 00:45:40,081 Get this lap from you and dress more... 588 00:45:40,921 --> 00:45:43,201 or less. 589 00:45:44,801 --> 00:45:47,481 What's wrong? 590 00:45:49,041 --> 00:45:51,241 You are still in doubt 591 00:45:53,081 --> 00:45:55,241 Honestly? 592 00:45:55,961 --> 00:45:58,361 Yes. 593 00:46:00,081 --> 00:46:02,401 Listen, if he is loyal, he is loyal. 594 00:46:02,801 --> 00:46:04,961 He will keep the distance and stay cool like ice. 595 00:46:05,241 --> 00:46:08,561 Then we tell Beata to go to hell. Dealing? 596 00:46:24,281 --> 00:46:26,761 - Good morning. - Where can I find Maciek? 597 00:46:27,041 --> 00:46:29,601 - He doesn't enter - What do you mean? 598 00:46:30,041 --> 00:46:32,481 He should to sign the invoice 599 00:46:33,641 --> 00:46:36,241 Tymek is here, he can help. 600 00:46:36,921 --> 00:46:40,281 Maciek is experiencing personal problems. I filled in for him. 601 00:46:41,401 --> 00:46:43,601 - I am Tymoteusz Barylak. - Kalina 602 00:46:43,881 --> 00:46:47,321 Nice to meet you. You must recognize me. 603 00:46:47,521 --> 00:46:48,961 Not me. 604 00:46:49,281 --> 00:46:53,641 I write a lot of popular guidebooks about relationships 605 00:46:54,001 --> 00:46:59,241 I am also a bestselling author series of books on miniature cactus. 606 00:46:59,521 --> 00:47:01,561 That is the most time consuming. 607 00:47:02,401 --> 00:47:05,241 Haven't we met? 608 00:47:07,081 --> 00:47:08,721 I don't become a botany. 609 00:47:09,121 --> 00:47:13,961 And for the problem, Is this serious? 610 00:47:15,041 --> 00:47:17,841 - Can be treated surgically. - What do you mean? 611 00:47:18,161 --> 00:47:21,961 Ulcers must be removed, one is called Beata. 612 00:47:22,161 --> 00:47:26,641 I mentioned it in my brochure entitled "Boils as a Wedding Metaphor". 613 00:47:26,961 --> 00:47:29,201 Sounds clinical, I have to say. 614 00:47:29,481 --> 00:47:32,721 But why label people? There are different relationships. 615 00:47:33,121 --> 00:47:36,521 - Includes hopeless relationships. - Cheating is hopeless. 616 00:47:38,761 --> 00:47:42,041 - Will you forgive infidelity? - Would you? 617 00:47:42,281 --> 00:47:44,961 Obviously, I'm very open. 618 00:47:45,241 --> 00:47:47,841 - Some people just forgive. - Some women, you mean. 619 00:47:48,201 --> 00:47:51,561 According to statistics, 39% cheat means, 620 00:47:51,961 --> 00:47:54,041 and only 29% of women. 621 00:47:54,281 --> 00:47:56,561 Then Beata is in 29% position. 622 00:47:56,841 --> 00:47:59,801 I mentioned it in my brochure entitled 623 00:47:59,961 --> 00:48:03,081 "Cheat on him before he cheats on you". 624 00:48:03,321 --> 00:48:05,121 Be cheating? 625 00:48:07,481 --> 00:48:09,601 He deceives him? 626 00:48:09,961 --> 00:48:13,361 He wants divorce and his money. This is the only explanation. 627 00:48:14,001 --> 00:48:16,401 And we trust him like some suckers. 628 00:48:16,961 --> 00:48:19,321 We can't just like that. 629 00:48:19,481 --> 00:48:21,441 - But what can we do? - Tell him everything 630 00:48:21,841 --> 00:48:24,041 That I pretend to be someone else? 631 00:48:24,841 --> 00:48:27,681 That I hit him for his wife? That our kiss isn't real? 632 00:48:27,921 --> 00:48:29,801 Is that what you want me to say? 633 00:48:30,001 --> 00:48:32,801 Is that real? We have a problem 634 00:48:47,721 --> 00:48:50,081 If he forgives his infidelity he must truly love him 635 00:48:54,441 --> 00:48:59,681 636 00:49:04,361 --> 00:49:07,321 I don't mess with it. 637 00:49:07,841 --> 00:49:10,241 This is for me. 638 00:49:14,961 --> 00:49:17,441 - He never stops? - I stopped answering. 639 00:49:17,721 --> 00:49:21,601 - Doesn't he take the fence? - Not the style. 640 00:49:28,761 --> 00:49:32,121 Fidelity investigator, what can I help you with? 641 00:49:32,561 --> 00:49:35,921 Yes, my friend will take care of this. 642 00:49:39,521 --> 00:49:41,081 Hello? 643 00:49:47,321 --> 00:49:49,761 Thank you. 644 00:49:51,121 --> 00:49:53,481 Excuse me, where do you miss Kalina? 645 00:49:53,681 --> 00:49:56,801 He resigned. But the new girl is good too. 646 00:49:57,161 --> 00:49:59,641 Thank you. 647 00:50:01,161 --> 00:50:03,681 Get ready for a night fight. 648 00:50:03,881 --> 00:50:07,881 Champion here, now let's welcome... 649 00:50:08,801 --> 00:50:12,161 Maciej Woltynski... 650 00:50:12,761 --> 00:50:15,481 Ready to rumble! 651 00:50:18,321 --> 00:50:21,081 - Hands are higher - That's it! My new bestseller 652 00:50:21,521 --> 00:50:23,921 "Turning Him Into Warrior" 653 00:50:24,161 --> 00:50:26,041 - Give me a break - What? 654 00:50:26,281 --> 00:50:27,761 Didn't you understand? That's their dream. 655 00:50:28,001 --> 00:50:29,961 Women want to be fought for. 656 00:50:30,241 --> 00:50:33,601 You must have a battle plan that is ready 657 00:50:33,961 --> 00:50:36,361 when you open your eyes in the morning 658 00:50:36,681 --> 00:50:38,561 And what are the plans? 659 00:50:38,841 --> 00:50:41,961 Three things: blood, sweat and tears. 660 00:50:42,321 --> 00:50:44,521 Of course your tears. 661 00:50:45,721 --> 00:50:50,841 Now be honest, does Beata agree to therapy? 662 00:50:54,241 --> 00:50:56,361 He considers it. 663 00:50:56,561 --> 00:50:59,081 Why are you still with him? 664 00:50:59,721 --> 00:51:03,561 You tell me to fight I fight 665 00:51:03,961 --> 00:51:06,601 Yes, but don't fight to live with Godzilla 666 00:51:07,401 --> 00:51:09,961 Lift your guard! 667 00:51:10,201 --> 00:51:13,321 We have been together for 7 years. 668 00:51:13,641 --> 00:51:16,961 I can't leave everything just because of a difficult time 669 00:51:17,481 --> 00:51:21,321 It won't - You - rather - become - with - someone - 670 00:51:21,801 --> 00:51:26,201 who - is - in - love - with - you? 671 00:51:26,521 --> 00:51:29,161 With someone who really loves you? 672 00:51:29,761 --> 00:51:31,681 Huh? 673 00:51:34,241 --> 00:51:36,721 Sure, but... 674 00:51:36,881 --> 00:51:39,121 Does she have feelings for me? 675 00:51:39,321 --> 00:51:42,681 Then there is him! 676 00:51:47,361 --> 00:51:49,961 Then there is him! Congratulations! 677 00:51:50,721 --> 00:51:54,761 You are the most romantic man I know. 678 00:51:56,801 --> 00:51:59,041 I can't help myself. 679 00:52:16,081 --> 00:52:19,441 Excuse me, I have to take this. 680 00:52:19,841 --> 00:52:22,281 - Hello? - Hello? 681 00:52:23,041 --> 00:52:24,681 Are you there? 682 00:52:24,921 --> 00:52:27,321 You are missing so I have to contact you. 683 00:52:27,601 --> 00:52:31,201 I want to thank for big catering 684 00:52:31,601 --> 00:52:34,841 - are you busy? - No, why? 685 00:52:35,081 --> 00:52:38,481 Maybe we can take coffee? Or take a walk? 686 00:52:38,761 --> 00:52:40,881 - Can you stop? - Excuse me? 687 00:52:41,121 --> 00:52:43,961 None. Big. 688 00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,881 - We can discuss the invoice. - I mean just chatting 689 00:52:48,841 --> 00:52:51,961 Alright, that friendly chat. 690 00:52:52,361 --> 00:52:55,721 Yes, friendly chat. You don't need to worry. 691 00:52:56,601 --> 00:52:59,241 Tomorrow at 5? 692 00:52:59,481 --> 00:53:01,801 Great. 693 00:53:04,081 --> 00:53:06,881 - I have to run away now, work, goodbye. - See you later 694 00:53:07,801 --> 00:53:10,081 And now this favorite try. 695 00:53:12,881 --> 00:53:16,481 And now... looks right. 696 00:53:17,521 --> 00:53:19,641 Astonishing. 697 00:53:21,721 --> 00:53:23,841 How stupid. 698 00:53:24,161 --> 00:53:25,761 Bad. 699 00:53:25,961 --> 00:53:29,321 I mean Minions. You can imagine He didn't answer my phone. 700 00:53:30,201 --> 00:53:32,361 You will not answer it. 701 00:53:32,641 --> 00:53:36,281 If he hopes I don't go Sleep because he's delusional. 702 00:53:37,881 --> 00:53:41,241 Last night you were everywhere. 703 00:53:44,481 --> 00:53:46,441 We have to change something. 704 00:53:51,721 --> 00:53:53,641 No more loyalty is investigated. 705 00:53:53,881 --> 00:53:56,401 This is the most miserable work in the world. 706 00:53:57,081 --> 00:53:59,961 I mean to paint a few walls. 707 00:54:00,241 --> 00:54:03,401 But you're right. Let's buy paint tomorrow. 708 00:54:03,681 --> 00:54:06,081 Sure, we can go at night. 709 00:54:06,281 --> 00:54:08,521 I have a meeting at 5. 710 00:54:08,881 --> 00:54:11,041 What a meaningful smile. Who is this? 711 00:54:13,921 --> 00:54:15,801 That's it. 712 00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:22,881 Dating with him 713 00:54:23,041 --> 00:54:25,281 Of course not. 714 00:54:25,561 --> 00:54:29,321 Friendly chat Don't forget he's married. 715 00:54:29,601 --> 00:54:31,881 His wife is a predator. 716 00:54:32,161 --> 00:54:36,241 Hey, don't be as cold as ice. 717 00:54:36,481 --> 00:54:39,841 Maciek is an endangered species, save those precious genes. 718 00:54:49,281 --> 00:54:50,801 Welcome, gentlemen. 719 00:54:51,041 --> 00:54:54,681 I am the author of a brochure entitled "Woman - Monster with a Human Face". 720 00:54:54,961 --> 00:54:59,121 You have been a victim of - don't be afraid of these words - 721 00:54:59,401 --> 00:55:02,441 extreme-mobbing. 722 00:55:03,321 --> 00:55:06,201 - I know that. - My words are exactly 723 00:55:06,841 --> 00:55:09,481 The body and soul are injured. 724 00:55:09,681 --> 00:55:12,481 - The wounds leave scars. - I can live by mobbing. 725 00:55:12,761 --> 00:55:15,561 But he took my daughter, my apartment and car 726 00:55:15,881 --> 00:55:18,281 How can he? 727 00:55:19,361 --> 00:55:23,001 - Are women even humans? - Maybe you should contact the police. 728 00:55:23,321 --> 00:55:25,681 Gentlemen, I will be short. 729 00:55:26,801 --> 00:55:29,881 Revenge! 730 00:55:30,201 --> 00:55:33,121 Revenge calms the pain, it brings back balance. 731 00:55:33,321 --> 00:55:35,841 Revenge is, just talking, an honor. 732 00:55:36,081 --> 00:55:38,601 This stimulates the reward system in our brain - 733 00:55:38,881 --> 00:55:40,761 The system is so destroyed by women. 734 00:55:41,001 --> 00:55:43,601 Let's do the same for them. 735 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:46,441 Gentlemen, don't think with your penman 736 00:55:47,641 --> 00:55:49,921 Do you mean destroying them? 737 00:55:50,121 --> 00:55:53,841 Exactly. Psychological damage. 738 00:55:54,161 --> 00:55:57,361 Raise them, passion and desire - be careful, difficult- 739 00:55:57,561 --> 00:55:59,761 Don't copulate 740 00:56:00,001 --> 00:56:02,961 Don't copu... not shagging? 741 00:56:03,161 --> 00:56:05,241 No shagging 742 00:56:05,481 --> 00:56:08,241 Abbreviation: PUKDDC. 743 00:56:08,841 --> 00:56:12,241 I'm out. I am lucky to say it I do not know what "no shagging" means. 744 00:56:12,521 --> 00:56:14,641 You know, my dick... 745 00:56:14,921 --> 00:56:17,441 I know your pen, but in that case you have to go 746 00:56:17,921 --> 00:56:20,041 Then I will adjust. 747 00:56:20,281 --> 00:56:22,841 Gentlemen, surgery revenge, We start. 748 00:56:23,161 --> 00:56:28,081 Lift, enthusiasm, don't copulate. 749 00:56:28,361 --> 00:56:31,721 Everything is very good but... 750 00:56:32,081 --> 00:56:33,721 Why not copulate? 751 00:56:33,961 --> 00:56:37,801 Refusal to slaughter a woman. 752 00:56:38,761 --> 00:56:40,681 Gentlemen, imagine this. 753 00:56:40,961 --> 00:56:46,481 A woman burns with passion and is aroused by your brilliant foreplay want to give up on you and hear: 754 00:56:46,801 --> 00:56:50,481 sorry, revenge operation, I have to go. 755 00:56:51,081 --> 00:56:54,361 You deny them copulation and they will fall apart. 756 00:56:55,401 --> 00:56:59,961 Nerves, self-esteem, worldview - all start to collapse. 757 00:57:00,521 --> 00:57:02,961 They feel guilty, they try to lose weight. 758 00:57:03,201 --> 00:57:07,001 The best case scenario is alcoholism. 759 00:57:07,241 --> 00:57:10,601 760 00:57:10,761 --> 00:57:12,401 Like in Afghanistan. 761 00:57:12,601 --> 00:57:15,121 Revenge is not a piece of cake. 762 00:57:15,281 --> 00:57:17,361 Do you want to leave now? 763 00:57:17,681 --> 00:57:19,921 No, I can be useful in action. 764 00:57:20,361 --> 00:57:24,361 All this seems to make me impotent. 765 00:57:25,961 --> 00:57:28,281 I can easily refuse copulation. 766 00:57:28,681 --> 00:57:33,361 - I will adjust - I will think about death or mother. 767 00:57:33,641 --> 00:57:35,241 Magnificent. 768 00:57:35,521 --> 00:57:38,161 Before you refuse and trigger desires You need to choose those women. 769 00:57:38,401 --> 00:57:40,841 And this is a craft. 770 00:57:41,041 --> 00:57:44,401 We will master it. Gentlemen, PR. 771 00:57:44,681 --> 00:57:48,361 How to lure women in 60 seconds. 772 00:57:49,441 --> 00:57:53,401 Tuesday, 7:15 PM. 773 00:57:54,321 --> 00:57:56,201 Revenge operations 774 00:57:56,681 --> 00:57:58,121 That's it. 775 00:57:58,361 --> 00:58:01,721 - Let's sync our watch. - What time is it now? 776 00:58:02,081 --> 00:58:04,401 I'm fine. 777 00:58:07,481 --> 00:58:11,041 You have to be busy Last night it felt like you... 778 00:58:13,041 --> 00:58:15,041 There are many things on your mind. 779 00:58:15,281 --> 00:58:17,841 Only ordinary items 780 00:58:20,401 --> 00:58:22,681 What do you do other than catering? 781 00:58:23,001 --> 00:58:26,361 You mention the website. Conjuring two very distant desires. 782 00:58:26,601 --> 00:58:28,361 That's amazing. 783 00:58:28,761 --> 00:58:31,761 Maciek, why do you want to meet today? 784 00:58:32,881 --> 00:58:34,961 Be honest with me. 785 00:58:35,201 --> 00:58:37,441 Where is the investigation lamp? 786 00:58:38,281 --> 00:58:40,641 You know why I ask. 787 00:58:46,681 --> 00:58:49,401 I like talking to you. 788 00:58:51,521 --> 00:58:54,281 More than just talking to your wife? 789 00:58:59,241 --> 00:59:01,481 My marriage is a mess for several years. 790 00:59:02,481 --> 00:59:05,321 I just pretend it's not true. 791 00:59:06,841 --> 00:59:09,641 There isn't much left to fix. 792 00:59:15,241 --> 00:59:17,841 I don't know what to say. 793 00:59:25,641 --> 00:59:29,641 Say you will meet me sometimes. 794 00:59:35,481 --> 00:59:38,121 Sometimes I can do it. 795 00:59:38,761 --> 00:59:41,441 - Tonight - That's not sometimes. 796 00:59:41,721 --> 00:59:45,081 - Tomorrow - Good. 797 00:59:54,201 --> 00:59:56,521 How is this? 798 00:59:56,761 --> 00:59:58,921 Mild pink or sapphire powder? 799 01:00:00,201 --> 01:00:03,561 - I'm scared. - I can always repaint 800 01:00:09,081 --> 01:00:11,641 I might have fallen in love. 801 01:00:19,681 --> 01:00:21,841 It's too late. 802 01:00:22,441 --> 01:00:24,041 It's very entertaining. 803 01:00:24,201 --> 01:00:27,201 Don't worry, I have a gun, it will be fine 804 01:00:27,401 --> 01:00:29,481 - As you ask - Thank you. 805 01:00:29,681 --> 01:00:32,441 Hey? 806 01:00:34,401 --> 01:00:36,401 See this. 807 01:00:38,321 --> 01:00:40,241 I taught him that. 808 01:00:40,521 --> 01:00:42,801 Some missed calls and finally he cooperated. 809 01:00:43,081 --> 01:00:46,441 There is something we have to do. Are you free tomorrow 810 01:00:46,761 --> 01:00:49,081 I have to check my schedule. 811 01:00:49,321 --> 01:00:51,601 There is this. We have to talk. 812 01:00:52,201 --> 01:00:54,681 With pleasure. 813 01:01:03,041 --> 01:01:05,001 - This is ridiculous. - Lower your voice 814 01:01:05,281 --> 01:01:07,401 He will recognize me. I do my manicure there. 815 01:01:07,601 --> 01:01:09,401 For professional reasons of course. 816 01:01:09,561 --> 01:01:12,081 - Use your charm. - Does not always work. 817 01:01:12,561 --> 01:01:14,521 All you have to do is seduce him. 818 01:01:14,721 --> 01:01:17,001 In the Park, so I can take good photos. 819 01:01:17,241 --> 01:01:19,161 Good. 820 01:01:20,521 --> 01:01:22,761 - Can you see something? - No. 821 01:01:23,361 --> 01:01:26,281 - I'll be back. - No, wait a minute. 822 01:01:26,601 --> 01:01:29,681 Seriously, I have a back problem. 823 01:01:31,281 --> 01:01:34,401 - Good. Up. - What? 824 01:01:34,801 --> 01:01:37,881 - Riding my back - I'm small but heavier than you... 825 01:01:38,121 --> 01:01:39,841 - Wake up. - Ready? 826 01:01:40,041 --> 01:01:42,961 - Yes. - Now. 827 01:01:45,241 --> 01:01:48,481 - Is he there? - Yes, yes he is 828 01:01:49,321 --> 01:01:51,961 - Bosom or natural operations. - Please... 829 01:01:52,201 --> 01:01:54,721 Sorry, I can't control it. 830 01:01:55,041 --> 01:01:57,641 I will enter 831 01:02:00,681 --> 01:02:02,641 Hello. 832 01:02:02,921 --> 01:02:05,481 What are you doing here? 833 01:02:05,961 --> 01:02:08,721 Didn't you order trim? 834 01:02:08,961 --> 01:02:11,121 It's not that I can remember it. 835 01:02:11,321 --> 01:02:13,521 Darling Beata... 836 01:02:14,561 --> 01:02:17,121 - I call the police - An error has occurred. 837 01:02:17,321 --> 01:02:19,881 Excuse me and goodbye. 838 01:02:42,801 --> 01:02:44,681 Understand? 839 01:02:45,041 --> 01:02:49,121 Great. Look, will you let me invite you for lunch? 840 01:02:50,801 --> 01:02:54,161 There is a vegan food festival. 841 01:02:54,961 --> 01:02:58,321 - Cool. - You can eat beef burritos. 842 01:02:58,641 --> 01:03:00,641 I can't do that 843 01:03:01,641 --> 01:03:03,601 Why not? You are not vegan 844 01:03:04,361 --> 01:03:07,201 Let's eat. 845 01:03:14,601 --> 01:03:18,401 - Do we have an appointment? - These are some beautiful photos. 846 01:03:19,881 --> 01:03:21,841 Want to divorce? Have one. 847 01:03:22,081 --> 01:03:23,801 But not at the cost of innocent people 848 01:03:24,041 --> 01:03:28,281 If you want to live like a queen Tell Miguel to find a job. 849 01:03:28,521 --> 01:03:31,041 Diego. And Diego has a job. 850 01:03:31,361 --> 01:03:33,841 He is a drummer. 851 01:03:34,641 --> 01:03:38,001 Hi Diego, I'm Antonio. I also play drums. 852 01:03:39,961 --> 01:03:42,241 I'm sorry. 853 01:03:44,961 --> 01:03:48,321 You don't take money It's not an option. 854 01:03:54,841 --> 01:03:56,881 My heart is broken, go away. 855 01:03:57,961 --> 01:03:59,801 But why, I love you. 856 01:04:00,161 --> 01:04:02,281 No no No. Beata. 857 01:04:02,921 --> 01:04:05,081 No no No. 858 01:04:06,081 --> 01:04:08,401 A soap opera that actually breaks up. 859 01:04:08,681 --> 01:04:11,081 Nothing happens, okay? 860 01:04:11,361 --> 01:04:15,481 - Maybe we can give Diego a ride? - Is your sugar low or what? 861 01:04:34,881 --> 01:04:38,321 - I am ready. - Wait in the car, okay? 862 01:04:38,521 --> 01:04:40,441 Sure. 863 01:04:49,521 --> 01:04:51,921 Hey. 864 01:04:55,761 --> 01:04:58,761 - Hi. - You look great. 865 01:05:00,081 --> 01:05:04,081 - I think I will say hello. - Whatever. 866 01:05:06,801 --> 01:05:10,161 - How are you? - I? 867 01:05:12,721 --> 01:05:16,281 I'm still with Sylwia, girl from the elevator 868 01:05:17,521 --> 01:05:20,881 We got married in Vegas. 869 01:05:22,921 --> 01:05:25,681 But this is difficult. 870 01:05:27,081 --> 01:05:30,441 - Monogamy is not your strong suit. - Not like that. 871 01:05:31,721 --> 01:05:35,081 I really fell in love with him. That is not ridiculous. 872 01:05:37,281 --> 01:05:40,241 I know what you feel. 873 01:05:40,841 --> 01:05:43,041 - You do - Yes. 874 01:05:44,201 --> 01:05:47,561 I am very happy because Sylwia is so... emotional. 875 01:05:47,801 --> 01:05:51,161 Until he sleeps with the postman. 876 01:05:52,561 --> 01:05:55,921 and plumber. 877 01:05:57,881 --> 01:06:00,481 Same day. 878 01:06:00,921 --> 01:06:04,281 He is a sexaholic, he gets treatment 879 01:06:06,801 --> 01:06:09,481 But he is like a horny bull bull. 880 01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:11,881 - Rafal - Yes? 881 01:06:12,401 --> 01:06:15,001 What do you want me to say? 882 01:06:16,281 --> 01:06:19,281 - I'm sorry. - wait How are you? 883 01:06:19,481 --> 01:06:21,961 Have you met anyone 884 01:06:22,121 --> 01:06:25,481 - Maybe there's still a chance for us? - No, nothing. 885 01:06:31,161 --> 01:06:33,481 - Hello - Hi. 886 01:06:33,801 --> 01:06:35,921 My mate. 887 01:06:36,401 --> 01:06:39,801 Call me if you change your mind 888 01:06:44,361 --> 01:06:48,361 - He still hopes for something? - No, and neither do I. 889 01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:54,241 - Want to kick his ass? - Oh, I really forgot 890 01:06:56,361 --> 01:06:58,681 Do you know what? 891 01:06:59,241 --> 01:07:02,281 No more. 892 01:07:03,801 --> 01:07:09,081 - What is this? - Some Chilean sour wine? 893 01:07:13,841 --> 01:07:17,281 - Pretty good - You know, I went to Chile. 894 01:07:17,961 --> 01:07:20,881 - Really - On campus. 895 01:07:22,281 --> 01:07:24,801 Likewise me. 896 01:07:25,601 --> 01:07:30,681 One of the most beautiful observatories in the world is the Atacama desert. 897 01:07:32,121 --> 01:07:35,161 Interesting space? 898 01:07:35,561 --> 01:07:38,121 That's right 899 01:07:38,681 --> 01:07:42,041 There is no atmosphere on the moon, 900 01:07:43,041 --> 01:07:46,401 speaking scientifically 901 01:07:47,641 --> 01:07:50,321 So if we take a walk, 902 01:07:50,601 --> 01:07:53,961 Our footprints will be seen for several million years. 903 01:07:54,601 --> 01:07:56,801 That's good. 904 01:07:56,961 --> 01:07:59,161 Star path 905 01:07:59,361 --> 01:08:03,881 By the way, the speed of light is not what we all think. 906 01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:11,361 - Sorry, I'm boring you to death - No, continue. 907 01:08:16,361 --> 01:08:18,921 The best part is When we ride. 908 01:08:19,121 --> 01:08:21,321 - guess who stopped - Who? 909 01:08:21,601 --> 01:08:24,761 - baker - With the product. Lucky you. 910 01:08:25,721 --> 01:08:29,281 After 20 miles on that leg the best bread in my life 911 01:08:34,401 --> 01:08:37,401 It's too late. 912 01:08:39,961 --> 01:08:42,641 Thank you for meeting me 913 01:08:43,921 --> 01:08:46,801 That's Good. 914 01:08:48,321 --> 01:08:50,321 See you soon 915 01:08:53,721 --> 01:08:56,481 I don't want to pretend anymore. 916 01:08:56,841 --> 01:08:58,481 Pretending what? 917 01:08:58,721 --> 01:09:01,361 That I don't have feelings for you. 918 01:09:04,241 --> 01:09:07,161 I don't know how this happened... 919 01:09:07,681 --> 01:09:11,041 You... someone... 920 01:09:14,681 --> 01:09:17,321 Who? 921 01:09:18,201 --> 01:09:20,441 Who am I? 922 01:09:21,921 --> 01:09:24,161 You will have paint your entire jacket 923 01:09:24,441 --> 01:09:26,841 I will have it cleaned. 924 01:10:29,201 --> 01:10:30,641 INVESTIGATOR FIDELITY 925 01:10:33,561 --> 01:10:35,961 What do you want to breakf... 926 01:10:39,601 --> 01:10:41,921 I can explain 927 01:10:43,001 --> 01:10:45,921 - I will explain. - I'm sure you will 928 01:10:47,961 --> 01:10:50,321 Maciek, don't. 929 01:10:51,681 --> 01:10:54,401 I don't want to lie. 930 01:10:55,641 --> 01:10:58,361 You are very real to me. 931 01:10:58,681 --> 01:11:01,561 That's why I fell in love with you. 932 01:11:08,841 --> 01:11:11,681 You are no longer 933 01:11:44,041 --> 01:11:46,441 Oh, you're here 934 01:11:47,601 --> 01:11:49,881 Coffee? 935 01:11:50,361 --> 01:11:53,481 Don't you ask where I spent the night? 936 01:11:55,361 --> 01:11:58,721 No, and this is why. 937 01:11:59,441 --> 01:12:02,041 I want to leave the past. 938 01:12:02,561 --> 01:12:05,921 Let's start a new one. 939 01:12:11,721 --> 01:12:13,601 Do you want a divorce? 940 01:12:13,761 --> 01:12:16,281 Mouse, I underestimate you 941 01:12:16,481 --> 01:12:19,841 I want to be the perfect wife so I give you another chance. 942 01:12:20,601 --> 01:12:23,961 I can even undergo therapy. It doesn't become even crazier than this. 943 01:12:28,841 --> 01:12:31,681 Are you sure you want this? 944 01:12:32,161 --> 01:12:35,361 Yes, I can't live in other places 945 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,961 This is my house. This is our home. 946 01:12:41,121 --> 01:12:44,761 - This is really a surprise - In a good way. 947 01:12:45,361 --> 01:12:48,721 You can spoil me with a gift as a gift. 948 01:12:49,961 --> 01:12:52,081 So here we have it. 949 01:12:52,441 --> 01:12:55,401 I know that. 950 01:12:55,641 --> 01:12:58,841 I'm kidding, my dear. 951 01:13:00,161 --> 01:13:04,241 I make your favorite gorgonzola toasts 952 01:13:06,241 --> 01:13:09,601 But I don't like gorgonzola. 953 01:13:12,401 --> 01:13:15,761 Of course. 954 01:13:19,681 --> 01:13:21,841 - This is too big. - Why? 955 01:13:21,961 --> 01:13:25,241 - I don't like it - This will be cool 956 01:13:27,961 --> 01:13:30,721 Some people drink too much. 957 01:13:30,881 --> 01:13:34,641 There is a simple solution. Fight fire with fire. 958 01:13:35,601 --> 01:13:38,961 - Open champagne. - Sure. 959 01:13:43,121 --> 01:13:45,681 What's wrong? 960 01:13:46,041 --> 01:13:48,921 What happened? 961 01:13:50,961 --> 01:13:53,281 I see? 962 01:13:59,681 --> 01:14:03,601 No, say that you didn't do it bring him here 963 01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:11,881 What have you done, dear girl 964 01:14:16,521 --> 01:14:19,321 Didn't you tell him Ok, I will. 965 01:14:19,481 --> 01:14:22,841 We are engaged to get married. 966 01:14:23,321 --> 01:14:26,681 I will wait there. 967 01:14:29,601 --> 01:14:32,561 What do you think? 968 01:14:38,561 --> 01:14:41,561 Now I get renovation workers. 969 01:14:42,281 --> 01:14:45,201 - This line of work requires drinking. - Right 970 01:14:45,721 --> 01:14:49,081 Every renovation worker I meet is holding a glass of champagne. 971 01:14:52,321 --> 01:14:55,681 - I ruined your engagement - Stop it! 972 01:14:57,561 --> 01:14:59,961 Maybe you can fix it? 973 01:15:00,361 --> 01:15:03,721 - I don't see how - Talk to him 974 01:15:19,041 --> 01:15:22,401 I don't know you have to fight, but you prefer to complain, 975 01:15:22,641 --> 01:15:25,961 pretending to be painting and being and alcoholic. 976 01:15:31,481 --> 01:15:34,121 You know I want the best for you. 977 01:15:34,961 --> 01:15:39,281 Do something, no harm 978 01:15:45,241 --> 01:15:47,801 That is not what I mean. 979 01:16:13,121 --> 01:16:16,481 I want to talk to Maciek. 980 01:16:16,641 --> 01:16:19,241 My husband is busy, what can I do for you? 981 01:16:19,361 --> 01:16:22,721 This will take only a short time. 982 01:16:25,401 --> 01:16:28,761 Listen, about other shooting, 983 01:16:28,961 --> 01:16:31,241 I will pay you to get rid of photos. 984 01:16:31,401 --> 01:16:33,281 We will solve it on other occasions 985 01:16:33,481 --> 01:16:36,841 I don't want the money. That's why I'm here. 986 01:16:40,041 --> 01:16:42,681 Hi. 987 01:16:43,321 --> 01:16:46,521 Can we talk? 988 01:16:47,041 --> 01:16:50,081 Personally 989 01:16:51,201 --> 01:16:54,841 There is nothing to talk about. 990 01:16:56,001 --> 01:16:58,561 Right. My husband is not working now 991 01:16:58,721 --> 01:17:02,081 You can go to another training center. 992 01:17:02,361 --> 01:17:06,561 Choose one and lecture in it If you feel the need to do it. 993 01:17:07,561 --> 01:17:10,921 But now... Please excuse me... 994 01:17:11,801 --> 01:17:14,961 We have other plans. 995 01:17:18,521 --> 01:17:21,881 We are not divorced. 996 01:17:24,961 --> 01:17:27,441 I understand. 997 01:17:53,361 --> 01:17:55,801 You scared me. 998 01:17:59,401 --> 01:18:01,961 I don't know why you didn't do it show him a photo 999 01:18:02,761 --> 01:18:04,921 He will immediately dump him. 1000 01:18:06,121 --> 01:18:09,481 - And don't ever talk to me too. - Why? 1001 01:18:11,161 --> 01:18:13,081 Because I seduce to make money 1002 01:18:13,241 --> 01:18:15,841 and hiding in an ambush in front of his house like a strange CIA. 1003 01:18:16,081 --> 01:18:18,401 I am the one who attacked. 1004 01:18:19,961 --> 01:18:22,721 But you're right. 1005 01:18:27,481 --> 01:18:30,161 At least you find love. 1006 01:18:30,481 --> 01:18:33,361 When is the date? 1007 01:18:34,961 --> 01:18:38,321 - Within a month. - One month? 1008 01:18:39,361 --> 01:18:42,721 - What, are you pregnant? - No, why? 1009 01:18:47,881 --> 01:18:52,281 - Only strong love. - There are no Afghan details. 1010 01:18:52,881 --> 01:18:55,481 Please. 1011 01:18:55,681 --> 01:18:59,041 I have something for you. 1012 01:19:02,601 --> 01:19:05,961 Celery and cocktail water spinach. 1013 01:19:07,121 --> 01:19:09,521 Liquid health Drink it. 1014 01:19:14,441 --> 01:19:17,801 Not that bad. 1015 01:19:18,321 --> 01:19:23,481 - Sorry, I need something stronger - I can add some vodka. 1016 01:19:24,241 --> 01:19:27,601 Chocolate. 1017 01:19:30,761 --> 01:19:34,121 You will become fat in my marriage 1018 01:19:44,641 --> 01:19:48,001 I forgot one thing. 1019 01:19:50,961 --> 01:19:53,961 What do you need for him? 1020 01:19:54,241 --> 01:19:56,401 I will drive him on the road. 1021 01:19:57,241 --> 01:20:00,281 He often loses head. 1022 01:20:01,681 --> 01:20:05,561 Maybe he can be fixed? 1023 01:20:06,601 --> 01:20:09,041 He suffered too many blows. 1024 01:20:14,841 --> 01:20:18,201 Can we go? 1025 01:20:33,441 --> 01:20:36,041 WEDDING CANCELED 1026 01:20:36,561 --> 01:20:38,881 Oh no. 1027 01:20:56,241 --> 01:20:59,601 You know how many calls I made to find you here 1028 01:21:05,641 --> 01:21:08,521 What happened? 1029 01:21:09,761 --> 01:21:13,281 I can't marry her. 1030 01:21:16,081 --> 01:21:19,161 Why? 1031 01:21:21,921 --> 01:21:25,281 Does he hurt you? 1032 01:21:26,161 --> 01:21:29,521 Tell me. Tap Morse code. 1033 01:21:43,121 --> 01:21:46,481 There is no point. 1034 01:21:46,881 --> 01:21:49,401 Therapy? 1035 01:21:49,721 --> 01:21:53,081 No, everything 1036 01:22:00,481 --> 01:22:03,841 I will say the same thing. 1037 01:22:05,441 --> 01:22:08,321 I really tried but... 1038 01:22:08,761 --> 01:22:12,121 You can't win with true love. 1039 01:22:12,921 --> 01:22:15,881 You notice 1040 01:22:16,121 --> 01:22:19,201 Pay attention to what 1041 01:22:19,521 --> 01:22:22,441 I fell in love. 1042 01:22:22,721 --> 01:22:26,081 - I fall deeper - Who is this? 1043 01:22:30,241 --> 01:22:32,881 You don't know him. 1044 01:22:33,921 --> 01:22:37,281 Maybe it's better. 1045 01:22:39,081 --> 01:22:42,161 I think I will go to Cuba. 1046 01:23:35,561 --> 01:23:38,921 See you soon 1047 01:23:53,881 --> 01:23:56,761 - The right time. - Hi. What? 1048 01:23:57,001 --> 01:24:00,721 Look, I don't want to bother you 1049 01:24:02,681 --> 01:24:06,841 I need your help. This is for my best friend. 1050 01:24:08,801 --> 01:24:11,401 Maybe I shouldn't call. 1051 01:24:20,401 --> 01:24:22,081 - Good morning. - Good morning. 1052 01:24:22,401 --> 01:24:24,601 May I 1053 01:24:24,801 --> 01:24:28,601 - But I'm with a friend. - I like threesomes. 1054 01:24:29,041 --> 01:24:33,641 - Let me introduce myself. Maciej. - Sylwia. 1055 01:24:35,641 --> 01:24:40,281 I want to drive it out, but I can still use it. 1056 01:24:42,961 --> 01:24:45,721 What an interesting idea. 1057 01:24:46,841 --> 01:24:50,201 You like crazy stuff 1058 01:24:54,481 --> 01:24:56,401 Me too. 1059 01:24:56,841 --> 01:25:00,201 No, it's not like that. 1060 01:25:00,441 --> 01:25:03,801 - That's more... - Don't bother explaining. 1061 01:25:04,801 --> 01:25:08,161 The story I have heard at the meeting... 1062 01:25:10,321 --> 01:25:13,681 Are you an alcoholic 1063 01:25:14,681 --> 01:25:18,041 Seksaholic. 1064 01:25:22,281 --> 01:25:27,121 Are you in a hurry? Maybe we can take turns? 1065 01:25:28,721 --> 01:25:30,921 I'm in a hurry. 1066 01:25:31,961 --> 01:25:36,441 You love him, you don't, You love him, you don't... 1067 01:25:37,761 --> 01:25:40,201 - You love him, you love him. - Not how it goes. 1068 01:25:40,521 --> 01:25:42,681 Only love. 1069 01:25:43,081 --> 01:25:46,441 Can you take a cup of tea? for 2 nomads? 1070 01:25:51,961 --> 01:25:55,321 - Black or earl ash? - Plain black 1071 01:25:59,761 --> 01:26:03,121 Thank you for coming. 1072 01:26:03,361 --> 01:26:06,721 Why did you bring it? 1073 01:26:07,601 --> 01:26:09,961 I will explain later. 1074 01:26:33,561 --> 01:26:36,921 - He didn't come, son. - He is never late 1075 01:26:37,281 --> 01:26:39,841 There is always the first. 1076 01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:42,081 He will be here. 1077 01:26:42,401 --> 01:26:45,521 As a mother and a woman, I know she won't do it. 1078 01:26:45,801 --> 01:26:48,601 And I know he will do it. 1079 01:26:49,561 --> 01:26:51,361 I don't marry him The end of the story. 1080 01:26:51,561 --> 01:26:53,481 - No one told you. - Yes, right. 1081 01:26:53,681 --> 01:26:55,921 If you run away, you might lose him. 1082 01:26:56,241 --> 01:26:58,761 Why did you change your mind? 1083 01:26:59,641 --> 01:27:02,961 This marriage is possible the biggest mistake of my life 1084 01:27:04,721 --> 01:27:08,081 Imagine this Minion. 1085 01:27:17,241 --> 01:27:22,761 If you can lie that you like millet burgers 1086 01:27:24,281 --> 01:27:27,601 and that you are a vegan blogger, 1087 01:27:28,241 --> 01:27:31,401 how do I know that you won't always lie? 1088 01:27:32,801 --> 01:27:36,161 How do I know what's right? 1089 01:27:38,521 --> 01:27:41,881 What if you hurt me? 1090 01:27:44,681 --> 01:27:47,521 Minions are the best liar I've ever met. 1091 01:27:48,001 --> 01:27:51,361 There are various types of liars. 1092 01:27:53,841 --> 01:27:57,201 Are you ready to lose him? 1093 01:28:01,641 --> 01:28:06,241 Minion, I love you 1094 01:28:08,361 --> 01:28:11,321 I love you. 1095 01:28:13,441 --> 01:28:15,761 I love you so much. 1096 01:28:16,241 --> 01:28:20,281 I hate to ruin that moment But he doesn't have feelings for you. 1097 01:28:21,281 --> 01:28:23,881 The actual minion is now crazy. Let's go. 1098 01:28:24,121 --> 01:28:26,561 What is the time 1099 01:28:28,281 --> 01:28:31,641 It's done well. 1100 01:28:48,001 --> 01:28:51,721 I can't go, Kalina needs me. Total emergency 1101 01:28:54,921 --> 01:28:57,281 - I'm sorry. - Calm down. 1102 01:28:57,601 --> 01:28:59,721 - So what is the decision? - We will get married. 1103 01:29:00,281 --> 01:29:02,401 But we need the best men and servants of honor. 1104 01:29:02,801 --> 01:29:04,641 What about me? 1105 01:29:05,121 --> 01:29:07,761 And what else? 1106 01:29:08,241 --> 01:29:10,241 God is always here and he is the most important. 1107 01:29:10,481 --> 01:29:13,841 And if he's busy, I'm here. 1108 01:29:14,881 --> 01:29:17,601 - What about marriage? - With pleasure. 1109 01:29:18,281 --> 01:29:21,641 Wait. 1110 01:29:25,961 --> 01:29:30,241 5 minutes before your phone we broke up with Beata 1111 01:29:34,721 --> 01:29:38,081 I thought you might want to know. 1112 01:29:40,841 --> 01:29:43,961 I don't know what to say. 1113 01:29:44,641 --> 01:29:48,001 I'm sorry. 1114 01:29:50,161 --> 01:29:52,321 Are you really sorry 1115 01:29:52,601 --> 01:29:55,961 Not really. 1116 01:29:58,441 --> 01:30:02,561 - So you're a little happy? - Just a little. 1117 01:30:12,241 --> 01:30:16,841 - And now? - I'm not sure Keep trying. 1118 01:30:36,561 --> 01:30:39,241 TAMAT 1119 01:31:01,601 --> 01:31:03,521 What do you see? 1120 01:31:03,761 --> 01:31:05,961 You should pick me up, right 1121 01:31:06,521 --> 01:31:09,881 - Let's start with you - Me? - Yes, you. 1122 01:31:21,401 --> 01:31:23,601 Hello... 1123 01:31:23,841 --> 01:31:26,481 - what time - What's wrong with your voice? 1124 01:31:26,721 --> 01:31:29,361 - I always do that - Are you reading bedtime stories? 1125 01:31:29,561 --> 01:31:32,441 - It used to work. - Sit. 1126 01:31:32,961 --> 01:31:35,081 Your Turn 1127 01:31:39,841 --> 01:31:42,681 Why is it like that... 1128 01:31:43,321 --> 01:31:46,361 beautiful women alone in the cafe 1129 01:31:46,801 --> 01:31:50,161 - To fart around. - I know it. 1130 01:31:54,721 --> 01:31:58,081 - Do you have something to add? - go 1131 01:32:07,281 --> 01:32:09,641 Can I tell a story? about doggy? 1132 01:32:09,761 --> 01:32:11,641 I say, there is no copulation. 1133 01:32:11,801 --> 01:32:14,601 This is not about copulation. I have a spaniel and maybe... 1134 01:32:15,081 --> 01:32:17,201 Maybe someone can connect us. 1135 01:32:32,321 --> 01:32:19,721 - What is spaniel? - Dogs and... 1136 01:32:20,041 --> 01:32:24,081 Gentlemen, it should be like that makes me crazy with desire. 1137 01:32:24,921 --> 01:32:27,041 Are spaniels really the best tools 1138 01:32:27,401 --> 01:32:29,921 - Sit down. - Sit. 1139 01:32:30,241 --> 01:32:31,721 I'm sorry. 1140 01:32:32,041 --> 01:32:35,401 You need to pity him for you. 1141 01:32:36,641 --> 01:32:38,761 Poor? 1142 01:32:38,961 --> 01:32:42,321 Like, will you give me money? 1143 01:32:44,761 --> 01:32:48,121 I changed this into a bad brochure. 1144 01:32:48,521 --> 01:32:50,961 You should not have it mentioned the money 1145 01:32:51,321 --> 01:32:54,921 - Can be a little. - Stop talking about money 1146 01:32:55,961 --> 01:32:58,601 Director: Ryszard Zatorski 1153 01:32:01> 01: 33: 01,601 DoP: Kamil Plocki 1147 01:33:02,161 --> 01:33:04,521 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com