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- It's better to be an emergency because I'm 10 seconds away
From the caffeine orgasm even my thigh burner isn't
can meet
- I think Marcus will propose!
- What is the reason?
What happened?
- after me Presentation, he said,
"Oh by the way - by the way" -
- I made a reservation di julienne for Friday
- This is the third year birthday!
- Lucy, do you know what this means?
- What? - There is no.
Not at all
I'm sorry.
What would you do would you say yes
- Okay, of course.
I mean, oh God, we haven't even talked about rings.
I hope it's a diamond.
- Hey, listen, just promise You don't get me one of them
pink bridesmaid dresses
- Hanging. - Yup, honey, the meaning!
Oh, damn it!
- Yay!
Oh my God, indeed is married!
- right
- Oh yeah, the sign is all there,
he really will ask you
- Honey, you are ready to shoot
- Yeah, yeah, one second gimme.
Do you choose a date?
- No, I think I'll do it get the ring first
- There are still some choices in mind
because that will be the first thing people ask you
when you tell them that you are engaged
Ooh, and make sure to get a manicure before dinner
- understand, manicure Check.
Wait, why?
- First post image The ring is clear.
- Good.
I have to go, I have to go to work.
I'll call you class tonight
Let's work on some chords.
Well, we will start with
g, c and b.
- What will it be?
- Oh, um, I will have it a glass, uh,
The atmosphere of Pinot grigio.
- No, baby
It's red, it's better for you.
- Oh, but I kind of feel like - - we will have two zin zin.
Thank you.
I just want-- - so I'll have--
- Continue. - No, you go
- All right, I want...
I want to wait until After dinner to do this.
You know Lucy, we have done it dating for three years
And we already know each other for four years.
And, yeah...
- Yes!
It's been four years, only confirmed your math.
goes on.
- We don't become younger
- No.
- And I feel we are in the core of our relationship
where we have to go forward -
- yes!
- Or break up.
This is your key.
I will love my back.
- Uh...
- Luce?
That is sipping wine...
That's a glass of wine for $ 30...
Good...
Can I have vodka Martini and squid?
- I can get it, I can get a, I can get a cheeseburger
and pickles?
And can I get a fries and shake?
- Oh yeah-- - I can get it,
and I want to shake big!
Yes, would you like it?
double size, or...
- Do you want to go for a hike?
What about a movie?
- Yeah.
- yes...
- Marcus.
Despite the Friday night event,
I think we can still keep going
productive work environment.
Environment? Oh shit.
"A productive work relationship."
Aha.
Productive working relationships.
- Did you not get my email?
- what email
Lucy, I think it's the best if we don't continue work together.
I will let you go.
See human resources.
Smiling face
Marcus.
- really
Really, now you will fire me Oh, really mature, buddy!
I mean, who will update? your status for you now, huh?
You are very messed up
And who has everything? highlighters?
My Lord--
- Ugh!
God!
Arrival!
Hold your horse!
Ugh, I'm trying to sleep in...
Ugh.
- Marcus's email fired me
Coward!
- W-t-fuck?
Why don't you cry?
- I'm too angry to cry
My teardrop has turned into a dagger
and I want to throw it at him!
- Yay, I like this your version!
- I get your text
- Karen
He gives me campaign for Karen!
How do I not know?
Thank you.
- Dude, why are people like penis
When did they break up with us?
- Yeah, you can't sue him for wrong
shoot or something?
- I signed a letter of neglect when we first dated
it will replace every suit,
which I remember when I left the interview
with human resources.
- What about severance?
- Two weeks.
But I'm right America, I have debt.
College, credit card, Louis vuitton me?
My life is falling apart.
Since when did you pen? friend with Denise Masterson?
- you don't know
- Know what?
- He will get married
We group about it.
- I have ignored your group's text
I have been buried in my campaign.
- He is in his 80s wedding prom themes,
and all graduated class invited
- seriously?
Denise Masterson is inviting us to her wedding?
Denise Masterson?
- Yes.
Denise Masterson, like in the person I fight for from k to 12.
- Denise Masterson?
- Yes.
Denise Masterson, as in the coolest, most beautiful,
the prettiest girl in the whole school!
- Denise Masterson, like in the person you use as
for Halloween, senior year?
- so do you
- Ladies, ladies. - Ooh.
- we don't need to fight for it.
We just have to be happy that we can go
this decade's marriage
- Yes!
- Wow.
Maybe, maybe I should redirect all my emotional energy
to anticipation Marriage Denise Masterson,
Thus masking my true emotions until the month passes,
At that time, I was more emotionally able to handle.
- Can you do that?
- Sure.
I will put it in the post-it note,
to say um, i don't know, October
- Hmm, yeah, that seems healthy.
- I'm not looking healthy,
I'm looking for survival.
- Whatever makes you Through that, I am very supportive.
- Thank you.
Now, let's focus all our attention
at Denise Masterson's marriage.
- Good.
So, it says,
they met a flight to Paris,
and he
hit him - No!
- So, he starts the conversation
about the time they hit the ground--
- high mile! - Yeah.
- Wow.
- Oh, lavender, very classy.
Mine might just wait for in my mailbox right now.
- You don't understand
- I got mine last week
- Me too.
- No. No, no, no, I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I'm not, I'm not, I don't get an invitation,
I don't get an invitation for his wedding!
- No no no no. - it's okay, shh, shh.
- I thought you said he invited the whole class
- No, no, I'm not - - I don't have a boyfriend!
I don't have a job!
I can't invite to marriage
And marriage, fyi, there are where 50% of couples meet!
- It was never good when he started using statistics
- if not go, we don't go
- What?
- Yeah.
Because it turns out, Denise isn't the coolest, the best--
- the funniest?
The most hippest, trendy, most awesomest--
- Solidarity.
- Lucy...
Put the self-help book down.
- I don't understand
I do everything right.
I am singing, and meditating, and manifesting.
I'm not greedy with my visualization
Watching.
I imagine myself in a small room,
with carpal tunnels and politics between offices, and,
I can even smell Bo from the guy in the room next to me.
But nothing works!
- Good.
- You have gone to the dark side
I want you to go your place is happy
Fun place, yeah
- One time one is one.
Twice two is four.
Four times four is 16.
This doesn't work!
Oh my gosh, even I fail safe has failed me!
See!
I have applied for 43 jobs, but no one hires.
- Obelisk groups have not been crossed out.
- That's just because they haven't rejected me
- I think you need out of the house
- Mmhmm.
- Oh, I can't go
I have to be clean, the place is a mess
- Looks pretty clean for me.
- You're kidding right?
- Run plan b? - Yes.
- What are you doing?
- We help you Join humanity.
You will take a shower,
and then we will take you to the guitar class,
and if you are really good - - don't touch tutoring!
- Maybe you have travel to staples!
- Ooh, highlighters!
Ooh.
- Oh my gosh, I'm very sorry - Uh, no, I'm sorry
My fault. - I'm not,
I'm in...
- You know whether this is is a car accident,
the error is 50/50.
- I am fully insured.
- Nice to hear it.
- Um, okay
- Yes - Thank you.
- Okay bye.
- Oh my God.
"I am fully confirmed"?
Good, luce
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
For the record, I also know that.
Old school like that.
- Do you join the class?
- Yes. Graham, guitar teacher.
- Nice to meet you, Lucy, marketing.
- Alright, my name is Graham
If you are not a stone stars in this class,
Okay, that's a chord sheet.
Right.
We will directly into it, okay?
Well, everyone understands you, get g goin 'on.
Do you have g there?
Yes? Good.
G.
We will go to c.
So this is real, real good beat, okay?
Like that. I will count you guys.
Everyone Alright?
One, two, three, and...
Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
Whoa, whoa, whoa, what happened?
- We are sucked.
- No, no suck, you're just uh,
it's all music, you're fair make a different version.
Tells you what. Who has a choice
Please, put it in your mouth.
Well, that's how I like to play right?
Just because it looks cool, it makes you feel cooler.
OK? I'm like a true rockstar.
I will do it again.
OK? All are ready
One two three.
- "Travel 1,000 miles
" must begin with one step. "
Confucius.
This is Lucy.
- Hi, Lucy, is Denise Masterson
from a precious heart
= = I got your number from Facebook?
- Uh huh.
- One week to big day
Crazy!
I'm going crazy with last minute details
Seven people haven't rsvp'd.
So, did you come?
- I, I'm not -
- Oh shit.
That's catering, wait a minute?
Lucy?
Lucy, you're there - I'm coming!
I really came!
That's how it is, it's very strange You don't get my RSVP.
Snail letter Stupid
One stamp is wasted!
- Yay!
Three below, four more people to call
- Oh, okay, let me save a few calls
Ryann Becker and nectar McAllister are definitely coming
Eh, I mean, if they are on your list,
that's not what they will do be, but if they...
- Actually, yes they are.
- Yes!
- Oh cool, you just saved me some time
- Oh we're really pumped
We already have our dresses.
We start sweet, pedis, rent a limousine, yadda yadda.
Love me in the 80s!
- my cousin Amanda the baby is six weeks early.
- Oh no!
- Ugh, the baby is fine
But now, 11 families are members of Ohio
does not go down.
I have a chair to fill.
I might be the first bride in history trying to recruit wedding guests
Please tell me Do you have a plus?
- Plus that? Yes!
Obviously, we definitely bring the plus.
- I'm being a complete bridezilla
It's just that, I hate that tacky marriage with an empty chair
- Right
- Ah, that's more catering
I can't wait meet your hot man
See you Friday!
- Friday.
Wait, hot guy?
Oh shit.
So uh, Denise Masterson called me today
Apparently we were invited.
Who knows?
Not me.
So, yay!
- I can go to the ball!
Oh, I feel like cinde-fuckin'-rella!
What is that? - We need a dress!
Crapola.
I am really tapped.
- Don't worry, I'm also happy, I'll cover for you
So I think beads along the way
Dynasty, beads, lots and lots of sequins.
- Mmm.
- So maybe I've told Denise We bring the pluses.
- What are you waiting for?
- I become owned by wedding invitations
The lavender approaches my head.
His cousin just gave birth!
Hello?
And he is a bridezilla with fear of being open.
- Good.
A, I don't know what you just said
And b, I don't want to bring one plus,
I want to meet with one plus.
- Think of all his fiancee hot our friends can meet there
- Good.
This is an easy solution.
You can take the model from shooting your Gucci last month
- Ew, he waxed hit the armpit.
- That's disgusting.
- And you can bring that person
that your mother tried to set you up with.
- Are you out of your mind?
- Mm-mmm. - Nolan?
First of all, I don't think he has time to adjust himself
between geek fair and ren fest
And secondly, I won't bring trekkie
who still wear headgear Denise Masterson's wedding!
- D--
I don't know what to say.
I try to be a person people, and it just came out.
- It shouldn't be so trying to get a paralyzed date
for marriage
- What?
- We continue to say yes to the wrong person
We need to go there, take control again,
start getting what we want change.
If Denise Masterson can hit a man
on the plane to Paris,
what stops us from doing the same thing?
- Air fares
- This is Monday.
Right?
- Yes.
- That means we have until Friday to go there,
get our crushes, and take them to the wedding
- Okay, we can't just press a guy
They are turned off by it.
- Except of course, you're a model,
by coming-do-me eyes, which I don't
- That part is correct
You definitely have more
ome-reorganization-my-closet-with-me eye.
- Ryann...
We will do this.
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- Now come on, it will be very fun!
Do it
Ryann? - Fuck, alright, I'll play.
- Yay!
- Ooh, I got Chris bartender from edendale, baby
- Josh Hartnett
Dude, are you serious now
- Very, he is fair buy penthouse
in Mayan sisters condos in the city center.
He is like a gentleman when I meet him in the hall,
and the gum fell from my gaping mouth,
he handed it back to me.
- Um...
Thank you, but I think I will graduate.
I am not so humiliation and rejection
And even if I want to play, I can't.
I don't have a crush.
- Bull-scheissen
Guitar teacher
- Graham? Oh god not
No no no no. He is very hot and normal.
Seriously, take a few random dorky people
I prefer to embarrass myself anonymously
- All right, the guitar teacher.
- Yes! - Mmhmm.
OK, when is your next class - Tomorrow - perfect
- This is also the last. - good
You can embarrass yourself and run
- What I propose is we start the pilgrimage
to free women who are afraid the whole atmosphere
Our decision to take back control is greater than us.
We go ahead and open the way,
to free...
Shackles from restrictions on dating rules
from a single wrist women around the world
- miss america contest is called
They want their speech back.
- Do you really want to waste another three years
with the wrong person
- No.
- So who is in control, you or him
- me?
- who is he dumping you, hmm?
Who is...
Who fired you
- And if you want to drink Pinot grigio again,
You will take your control again.
- You're right.
This is my life.
I am responsible After all, how difficult is to hit some people?
- Yay.
That means our four days the mission starts tomorrow
Game on!
- welcome to class
- I'm sorry,
I'm sorry! I am sorry.
I'm sorry.
Are you okay? - Yes, yes I am.
- Meg, you will live?
- Maybe
- All set, in breath, okay.
Let's be serious, let's practice.
Meg, you will continue to practice?
- Alright, I will definitely.
And I'm super super interested in um,
maybe taking the next course?
- Okay, also read the notification on the bulletin board,
and you will know what I do when
- Please, shoot me a text, tell me
- Hey! - Hey
- Sorry about uh, my entrance
- That's cool.
- Um, can I talk to you for a moment?
- Yes, of course. - Here?
- Yeah. What is wrong?
- So listen, I have this, um,
this wedding to go to on Friday
- Not your marriage, I hope?
- No, no, not my marriage, a friend's marriage
Eh, and rightly so wondered if um...
If you think I can do it to play the song at the wedding.
- Graham? I broke a string.
- Okay, there too.
You know, I think, actually,
You are capable whatever you want to do
You have four days Practice.
Surprise yourself - Yeah.
- I think it's a string c.
- There is no c string
I have to fix it.
Just stay here, wait, okay?
Alright
I see it.
Let me release this you, and I will fix it.
- Hey - Hey
- How are you doing? - Oh, that doesn't go
I open my mouth, and The wrong words come out.
- No!
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- No problem.
Think positive, go forward and up.
Get my interview tomorrow with girard manners.
I will only focus all My attention is on that.
- You really will get it
- Thank you. - And if you don't,
I've talked to Roy and he said
he will put you back on his schedule.
- Thank you, but waiting for the table is pretty much my last effort
- Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.
- Are you still good?
- Play time.
- Are you nervous?
- Please, a piece of cake.
- Be cool
- Yeah.
Have a spell. - Ooh, "have a spell."
Okay, um, I'm cool.
I'm so cool.
Oh, he's in trouble.
- Hey!
Lucy, nice to meet you
- hi ed. - What, neighbor?
I just finished with a killer sitting at a comedy shop
with boys
Thank you for appearing.
- You're welcome.
- You don't - I know.
- It's awkward - Yes.
- I'm sexy, ordinary.
But enough about me.
How do you feel about going half to a cleaning woman?
- Excuse me?
- Well the first week,
he will clean me bathroom and kitchen,
and your life room and bedroom,
then next week, we will exchange.
It's a genius.
- Hey ed, hurry up, your beer starts to cool - Sorry, sweet woman, alcohol sing sirens to me.
You know what I'm talking about.
- No, no. - I have a bolt, but uh,
give some thoughts the cleaning woman offers.
- Good. - It's only half the price.
- Hey What's up with ed?
- that's That's when he got drunk.
Ed!
- Oh.
- I'm so cool.
I'm so cool. You are cool.
I'm cool. I am cool.
- Otherwise my favorite customer
going out at school night
- Hey!
What happened, dawg?
- Just slinging drinks, works for my life,
what about you?
- you know, fair hangin 'with my pussy
My calf, my posse, I say my posse.
- you and the uh, homegirls just came out
for a night in the city, huh?
- You know, yes, for real, yo.
- what will happen
- Tiga tequilas
- Good.
Coming soon.
A woman after my own heart.
Uno.
Dos.
Tres.
OK.
It is in me, I get it.
- word!
Yo, pound it
Yo.
Very cold, dawg.
- Be careful with that.
- Tequila?
- Uh huh.
- did you take him out?
- No, this is rather vague.
- Well, let's walk past it.
- I uh...
Oh my God, I think I turned gangsters or the like
He might think I was taking medicine.
- So you didn't ask her out?
- I don't think so
- Then come back.
- No, I can't go back!
When he gave me free drinks,
instead of saying thank you,
I say, said!
- Never, do it again.
- I know.
I mean, this is very much harder than it looks.
- But even free drinks, That is always a good sign.
- Yeah.
Now come back and take me a free grigio Pinot.
- me, mmm, shh! - Oh.
- That's for me - All of them?
- Yes.
I mean, I will go back and talk to him,
and I need fluid courage, right?
- You go catch it, kid.
- what?
Ugh!
What Ugh!
What - Are you okay?
- I was born ready
- I know, but I ask if you are okay
- Yeah.
What
- Ooh, baby
- Whoa, come back again already, rap star?
Oh no.
Let me bring you water.
- We're bad friends - Uh huh.
- Alright, it's time to go.
- good...
- Ugh...
Tequila...
Not my friend
- Tequila is nobody friend, my friend
- I call to let your make me feel better.
Please tell me I'm not that bad
and that with enough counseling,
I still might be able to live a productive life
- Not that bad.
And with enough counseling,
You can still lead productive life
- Oh, thank God
- So...
When did Roy enter?
- Three o'clock.
Take the interview doesn't work well?
- The position already is filled internally
- Hold...
Shaking hands.
- Well, that's official
I work
- Welcome to the last resort.
We hope you enjoy You live here.
- thank you
- There are many activities to take part in when you are in the last resort,
like a candle lamp, for one.
I will take part activity number two!
Sleep. - Lucy?
You have some explanations to do.
- Hola, Hugo.
- For the sake of fucks, would you save it?
- Now tell me, when did you start coming back here, huh?
- Tonight
I just need to go get the wine key,
and then Roy will leave I go back to the floor.
- No, no, no, no, no.
Don't worry, I have an extra one behind
But, you have to promise To restore it, okay?
Because it's the top of the line.
Now come, come on, come on, look.
We fold napkins, and you finish this, okay
- Go...
- Listen to what Hugo thinks.
You have to stop playing it small games are ridiculous, okay?
Because females are not intended to hit men.
- You are very sexist
- Yes.
That's what you the community agreed upon.
And you have to do this because you will be confused
mass.
- Mass.
- Whatever.
- I don't even need to play
if I don't rsvp'd for all of us.
- Ah, no, no, no, no no no no.
That's eggo.
- that's what
- Eggo
American women have too many eggo
Okay, listen.
In my country--
- You know no Speak Spanish, right?
- No, I don't know.
- Tonight, we have Halibut,
with garlic crumbs and lemon butter for $ 39.95--
- Can I sit there in the corner,
the bottom right - We also have--
- Oh, this one is here
- Yeah. - Of course
Your server will be okay with you
- The Halibut, with a Graham cracker crackers,
and lemon butter for $ 39.95.
I'll be back soon.
- Did he just read us? is it special twice?
- I think they encourage Halibut.
- Hello?
Hello, can we drink?
- "do you think you Can or you think you can't,
" you're right. "
Henry Ford.
You can do this.
Yes, you can.
Okay.
Looks good
- Ooh.
Oh, luce
A stud at table 33 wants Jack and coke.
Thank you.
- Lucy.
- Hi.
Do you work here, or -
- yes, yes I do
I, oh, this is for you
Jack and coke.
- Thank you. I think you said you work in marketing?
- Oh, I do
OK.
But my ex-boyfriend was fired I after we broke up, so...
- Oh.
I am sorry to hear that.
- Yeah, at least, at least I am single now right?
- I want chardonnay,
and my father wants Gibson, goes up
- Yes.
Um, I'm just, I'm sorry, I'll go do -
- um, I'll be here
- Good.
I will leave.
Hugo, favor.
Um, Gibson, ride, chardonnay for women at 24.
- Of course, Mi Amor. - Thank you.
Hey.
- Ow! - My office is now.
- God, very cruel.
- Sit down. What?
- I can't sit - Why not?
- Well if I sit down, I will have the desire to urinate
- Sit down! - Oh, my God!
- Graham's guitar teacher is here.
- seriously? - Yeah.
- Table 33, oh I am god, he is very hot - right
He is more handsome than I remember him
- Yeah, this may be dim lighting.
- Oh my God, I sweat.
- Okay, breathe.
What do you think he is here
- I think he's here to see me.
- Uh, he randomly appears where you have worked
for five minutes,
and you think he came to shake you go to some castle?
No, he's not James Bond.
- I think I made it happen
- Oh my God, Lucy, we have talked about this!
- Good.
"Synchronicity is a sign
" something that manifests their own reality. "
Anonymous.
- Blah blah blah.
At this point, he is out there right now.
I mean, none of us will get this...
- What? - I think I just peed a little.
- Ew! - Oh my God, I just pissed on a lot.
- Okay, get out, come out! Exit, exit
Wait until graduation.
Door! Door!
- Maybe it's his sister?
- Oh, how I miss my sister.
- My life sucks.
- Hi, uh, where is the bathroom?
OK, thank you.
Um, can you tell my waiter
I want Glenfiddich in Batu?
Two cubes
- Uh huh.
- There are others people out there
- I know.
There is only something about this one.
- Stay afloat.
Thank you.
- That's it.
That's our waiter.
- Lucy, is this woman your guest?
- Yeah, I just -
- apparently he was eating instead of taking care of us.
My father is a shareholder in this company,
and I am very dissatisfied without service
- Yes, I really understand
Lucy, can I talk? you in the office
Now. - Oh, okay, mmhmm
- Ah.
Peeing outside is true freedom.
Why do only people do that?
- You know, I've never been fired in my life
Now I've been fired twice a month
- Well, that's the way my parents dream for life
their daughter becomes a servant
- They will adjust from time to time.
- Sorry about the guitar teacher
- Thank you.
- Mmhmm.
- You know, according to the law of attraction,
I realize all this.
- Of course you do it
Hey.
Nectar text me.
It turns out, Josh Hartnett in Italy shot something
for like the next six weeks.
- seriously?
- Yes
- This game is Twitter.
- I know, this is stupid movie star
Don't they know that we try playing games here
- So what happened to him now?
- Well, apparently he gets to choose a new sign
Hey.
Maybe you want to choose a new sign?
What?
Hate the game.
Not a playa.
Do you see that?
Playa!
- How can I miss it?
Words!
Ugh, makes me want to throw up.
- I love you.
- More dear.
- Like you seriously.
- Like you seriously, that's all.
- Let's grow old together.
- Say friends forever.
- Nectar can be our nurse.
- Yeah.
Our hot nurse
- Hmm.
Ooh.
This dress is $ 214?
- I said I paid
- I know, I like to hear you say it
- Who is on their right Mind has a themed marriage?
- Don't talk about me the best friend of the future like that
- fairy tales or love, that is a theme.
But the 80s prom?
- Well I love this decade.
We really miss.
- Yeah, it's too bad your mother isn't knocked out at 12.
- Don't!
Do not post it.
I feel like a nerd all 80s films.
- it's awesome
- Maybe, if I date
Ow!
- I hit two people yesterday.
Very good.
- Wait a minute.
You just hit there is a guy you see now
- No, only hot ones.
Yesterday, I had lunch together George, from the market.
And then, I met this heat the guy at the Coronado pub
We will have dinner later.
He is really hot, but fair out of a relationship
- Alright, so you hit them?
They don't approach you?
- No, that's all I am.
Oh!
I even printed this little card
with my name and number on them.
Much faster than that type on their phone
- Hey
Random thoughts
Maybe we just have to go deer?
- Stop there.
You have to go back there,
and really do something to get his attention
- You don't think projectile vomiting
enough to attract attention?
- What will be more painful;
back to the bar,
or knowing that you can have take the man of your dreams
for marriage from years, fall in love,
and have a video game partner for the rest of your life?
- Good.
- You know, the brain can only register one pain at a time,
So, just imagine painful rather than asking him to come out
Yes, it's there.
Do that, and then ask him to come out.
Do you like these earrings?
Psst!
- No.
My sweet cupcake has returned for me
Yes ma'am? - Is Roy here?
- No, it's a day off.
- Oh good.
Thank you for the loan.
- No, no, no, honey, where are you going?
Stay!
Let Hugo make you coffee.
- thank you but no, I have to run away.
I will be responsible.
- Where will you be?
- I'm back in the game
- But isn't your person taken?
- Yes.
Isn't that great?
Obviously, fate has other plans for me
- No, yeah, now you have to stay
Okay, please, keep and tell Hugo again.
- Okay, okay.
- Good.
- So there is this person in yoga--
- Uh huh.
- It turns out the universe has placed him in front of me
every Monday, Wednesday and Friday for last year,
but I'm too blind by Marcus to pay attention.
- And what's the name?
- Men of hot yoga.
- You both sound close.
- I think his name is Jason
- Mmhmm. - I'm sure it's Jason
No problem. Names are not important.
What's important is that I'm a controlled adult
and I plunge forward.
- plunge? Like a toilet?
- No, it's not like a toilet.
I move forward like...
No problem.
The important thing is that I go to yoga right now
to ask for possibilities future love in my life
- I see.
And when will all this happen?
- 15 to 18 minutes, depends on traffic.
- Ay.
- Hey, I'm just wondering--
Membership number?
- Oh, um, 13069.
Actually I wondered if I could get a telephone number - 1-800-yoga--
- I mean, member number?
- who?
- Jason something?
- Yeah, I will need more.
- Oh, um, okay
So she's tall, blonde, she is an amazing handstand
- does he have tat on his left calf?
- Yes!
Number
- No.
- What are you waiting for?
- This is contrary to policy.
- I think maybe, you know, girls for women -
- Girls-to-women tend to be to be a little more
bitchy and catty
We are not really bound as men do.
- Can I start over?
Okay, so I have this bet go with me,
well it's more than a game go with my friends it's um,
I will hit this person and take him to this wedding
And um, okay, short story,
the man I chose had a boyfriend
And I know because of him kiss it in front of me
- isn't it bad?
- Yes, damn it!
So now I try come with that man
who is potentially my true love and I think,
"Maybe hot yoga people on" -
This is very embarrassing.
- No, stop there.
You have a pen
Gosh--
- I'm visualizing positive results
Hey, you've arrived at me
Do something
- Hi, hi, hello!
How it hangs'
Um, hi, this is Lucy from yoga classes
More specifically, it's Lucy from 7:00 a.m. flows,
back row, teal mat.
Despite full disclosure, teal mat is new,
so maybe not recognize me with that
I used to have a red mat.
Well, more than redness, brown type,
like maroon, or maybe dealio plumb
Move...
I think because you sometimes look at me under the dog...
Staring might be too strong a word, now I think about it
I occasionally use bright colors
Maybe you've just been interrupted by my and my brightness,
Like, people will be disturbed by junction guards
on the road so you stop and don't hit them.
- If you are satisfied with your message,
press one
To delete and re-record , press two.
- thank you, universe
- just calm down...
Ah, that's it.
Mmm.
- namaste all
- fuck
Fuck, damn it!
Dirt!
- I--
I'm so sorry!
I just forgot it I was in a yoga class.
- I thought you broke my nose!
- Oh my God.
I feel very bad.
I am usually quite peaceful person
I have never hurt anyone.
I am a pacifist.
- Do you have other networks?
- Um, yes.
Sometimes love whispers,
sometimes it hits you above the head.
Aaron, do you believe in destiny?
Do you think it's possible,
and I'm not trying Realize responsibility here,
what do you think? maybe the universe
push me to bolt up and destroy your nose,
forces us together in hybrid cars
at 44 miles per gallon in the way to the hospital
Well, destiny,
Are you?
Do you know what?
It's okay.
Opponents are interesting, right?
I don't know what you did on Friday,
But if you are free, Maybe, maybe,
You will be available for...
Aaron?
- Hey
What time is your date - Which one?
- Men from corona...
Do you have more than one?
- Yap.
I met another guy today, and he's hot
- Wow, you juggling guys?
- Yeah.
This is amazing, isn't it?
I feel like a boy.
I have scheduling problems.
First, I am the number one meeting date for happy hour
And then I have to go home in time for the second date
to pick me up at eight o'clock - Sounds amazing.
- Yeah.
But surely many work with hair and make up.
I feel like I have two day jobs.
- Ugh.
Jealousy.
- what do you do
- Okay, I try to meditate.
- And how did it go?
- I clean my fridge
- That's bad, huh?
- I try to hit my yoga teacher today
- Ooh, and?
- I think I need therapy.
I mean my body doesn't want to cooperate
I mean, all I have to say is, "Do you want to come out with me?"
- So what stops you?
- I don't know
It's not even like he is aware of
- What?
- Oh, and I broke his nose.
- Do you break his nose?
- Yeah, don't ask
- do you still go Ryann for edendale later?
- Oh yeah.
Operation Chris is very influential.
Although, honestly, I haven't seen it,
so who knows?
- Well, it should be fun.
Take notes.
- Oh, it won't just record,
I will highlight them, their bullets,
and their career to you.
- And that's why I love you so much.
("Someone" by Ella paskel blue
- Too many people don't understand politics
That's a problem.
They choose, but indeed don't know about the real problem
- Well, I'm listening debate.
I think many people do it.
- Debate doesn't tell you anything.
- They tell you a few things.
- no, no
Listen to debates like... .
You said you watched basketball right?
- Yes.
- This is quite aggressive sports for a beautiful girl,
but I digress.
Uh, listening to debates is like
be fair weather basketball fan
You don't pay attention your team all year -
- I know what fair weather fan is
- good
So you understand fair weather analogy?
- Yeah.
Um...
I have something
I, I have to go.
- You don't have anything - You're right.
Not me.
I have a date.
Right.
I have another date.
I schedule two dates.
Enough aggressive for girls, hmm?
- Your loss.
- Wow.
- Yes
- Hah.
- Who did this to you?
- Dressing table in the mall.
- Hah.
- Oh, I feel like a cheap whore.
- Um, excuse me, that is my $ 600 stiletto
You are an expensive prostitute
- Well, you're right
But the blisters are on my feet and this is
thong goes up my crack,
I almost don't have enough brain space to worry about
insult from walk to Chris's bar.
- That's the spirit.
- Okay, here I go
- Good.
- Oh, hey
- If I have an recognition before I kill,
please tell the nectar i blame him for everything
- With pleasure.
- Oh!
Final word?
- Yes.
"Jump energetically, and peanuts will appear.
My mother.
- Well in this case,
Let's hope not to fall to death, huh?
- Godspeed
Hey, meet me at Ruben the truck when you're done
- Yup, can't wait
Food.
Oops.
- OK.
Good.
Complete.
- Hey! Help!
Lucy!
- yes.
- what happened to your shoes?
- Oh.
This is actually true funny story
I am outside, and I am stepping on sand -
- yes, you must have two shoes
That's the rule.
- Okay, I just need to get in like two seconds,
Because there is this person inside--
- You have been denied entry - Okay, I will only - - You have been rejected--
- yes!
OK. - Enter.
Heh.
Take, remove from,
remove from the object.
- Ow!
- No!
No no No!
Why?
Oh!
Oh my God.
- Chris?
- Ryann?
Do you lose your glass? sandal, cinderella
- sort of.
- Should I ask?
- no.
- Yeah, you went pretty fast last night
- Yeah.
Well, remember circumstances--
- yes, you know, i won't worry about that
I, I really remember the first time I was drunk.
- Wow!
Good.
I don't have anything - Well, you have one very expensive shoe In the back alley, I will say it , that's something
- Wait, did you hit me?
- Maybe.
- No, no, no, stop.
You can't.
- Why not?
- Because I should to hit you
Good.
Chris, here it is.
What
Chris...
Shoot, what's your last name?
- Good.
Chris Sanderson, will you be mine -
- it's sandeson
There is no r.
- Oh, okay, no r, understand.
Chris...
Sandeson, will you be my date?
- With pleasure.
- No, no, no, endure, I'm not finished yet.
Will you be my date? the best wedding ever?
- Now? - Yes, now!
- Yes.
- word!
- It's actually mine first time in Coronado.
I just sort of wandered in
- Oh yeah?
- Mmhmm. - Oh that's good.
It's like the coolest dive bar.
You know, you have Billy at the
bar You take James to the piano.
Cheap whiskey all night
My band is playing there.
Our first show
- That's amazing.
I feel like I'm sweet valley of high romance novels
And then, and then, we walk towards the fireplace
and he managed to grab his heel from the stiletto
to get it.
It's very romantic!
- Okay, no if they are $ 600 my stiletto
- Oh, boo!
Who needs money when? do you have romance?
Oh, did I mention it? that he is funny?
- About 100 times.
- Oh my God, and he is very funny.
Look at what he got from me.
- Oh my God, put it down!
We can be captured!
- God, that's medicine, chill it out.
Oh my God, I think cough continues - Oh my God.
Thank you.
- Hey, I will send nectar
and ask him to meet us there after his date
- Hi, date
- Hey
- So, tell more about your music
I love music.
- huh? - Yeah.
- Uh...
Well, my dad taught I play guitar
I've played it because I'm still small.
He used to always say that um,
everyone has some music on their bones
- Aw.
I really agree.
I love, love, love music.
- Good.
What kind of music? are you listening?
- Uh-mmm,
Like Katy Perry, Taylor Quick, Josh groans.
- Good.
- Guess what?
- Hmm?
- I have a interview tomorrow
- you do it
- Mmhmm. - Why don't you tell me?
- I don't know
I think, I feel like this is my last shot,
and I don't want that curse.
No.
- Come on.
- I can't
I can't get high.
- You always say that.
- Um, I always say because it's true
My body can't be tall.
- I'm sure you can be high
If you write it on post-it.
- Oh, is that funny?
That's not funny.
- Come on.
Why don't you stay a little for changes, huh?
Hmm?
- Good!
- Ooh.
I see?
- I don't feel anything. - Ugh!
You are very frustrated.
Ooh!
- Ooh. - I'm sure you are them
Let's hide, come on.
- Hide? - behind the chair!
Go, go, go, wake up!
Ooh, ooh, back here, Come on!
- I wonder if they will kiss it
- I wonder if they will use tongue
- First kiss, you will remember for the rest
of your relationship
This is the most romantic thing ever
- Oh my God...
- Alright, um, that's fun.
- Yeah.
- Thank you. - Good.
- Oh!
- Aha!
I know you can be tall!
Yes!
This is amazing
- See you later - Get it, go home safely.
- And boo!
- Ah!
- Do you go with my Graham?
- What do you mean, your Graham?
- guitar teacher
- it's
He?
That, that's it, that's are you Graham
- Yes, nectar
That, he, that, is my Graham.
I think he is rather tall.
- Lucy - - for the last time,
- Lucy, I don't know that is your person
- I have a crush on Graham,
You go out with a Graham,
and you don't think about it?
- Oh...
I met him on a dive bar one night
He is talking me about how he is just
break up with his girlfriend,
and he is in London and he is here,
and he is waiting for for him to return
so he can do it people and he just turns away -
- stop talking! - In this whole -
- no problem, you kiss it, nectar,
You can't take it back!
- For the record, I lean.
I kiss it.
I've gone with the wrong person all week,
based only on what they look like,
so I want to know we have chemistry.
What we don't do.
We have nothing in common.
He doesn't want me, I don't want him--
- so now he's the wrong person?
Wow.
My dream person is the wrong person.
- I really think we must see this
like a glass half full.
He is available, he is single, and I don't want it - you are amazing
I have dreamed about this person,
embody our life together for the last but long time,
and you choose him for one night
and you don't want him?
- No.
- Say you want it
- But I don't want it
- Say...
You want it.
- Say!
- Actually it's not.
- Say you want him!
- Oh, you will just say it already
- Alright, alright!
I want him.
There, are you happy?
- Yes.
Yes, nectar, I am very very happy!
- Lucy, you are out of control right now!
- Maybe I should be so a little out of control
for a change!
- Luce-- - you can't enter
Lower my terrace!
- what?
- What just happened?
- I don't know, but for five dollars, I'll take you home.
- What?
- Okay, three.
But that is my last offer.
- This is ridiculous, I don't know -
- And I want you think about what you have done,
young woman.
- greet, neighbor
- Hi, ed.
- Your letter came to my house again Even though at this time, I'm pretty sure
You put it in my box,
so I have to come here to bring it back to you
# ithnkyou'rehittingonme.
Works.
What are you all dressed for?
- You know, I have to do it run to the pharmacy
- Oh yeah?
You might have seen me pick it up out the trash in my tuxedo
Hey, you don't happen to be a dvr scissors game, right?
- You know I do it
- That's my girl
- Oh.
Do you want to enter?
- Okay okay.
The arm is twisted.
Yes, you sound desperate.
- Where do you go?
- beer
Ed must drink beer.
Pepperoni and mushroom work for you
- Extra pepperoni?
My dinner was terrible.
- They serve dinner at the pharmacy?
Ow!
- Come on, come on, Come on,
Come on, come on, Come on,
Come on, come on, Come on!
Oh!
Poo!
- What happened?
- We just fouled!
Motherfu-eh.
- Wow, hey!
Model with potty mouth, look
Come on, say, I dare you.
- No.
- Come on.
- bastard
Yes.
Freedom!
- Beautiful.
I am proud of you.
Towards the end of the night,
we will give you lighting your fart is burning
- Is that the real thing?
- Blue on?
No kidding.
- I enter
Manage it.
- I am the master of my destiny
I can because I say I can.
Happiness is a choice, and I made it right now.
Great.
Now I feel better.
- Oh my God!
Oh my God!
Oh my God.
Oh my God, how embarrassing it is.
Oh my God.
Oh
Oh my God!
Oh shit!
I have to start me -
- what do you start
- You know?
You know.
You know!
- Oh, damn it! - Damn!
- Damn
You really are red mustached me!
Oh!
Oh my God.
Oh, I just tasted it.
Oh, my tongue just tasted it!
- Are you okay there?
Ed?
- Can I borrow a toothbrush?
I'm kidding!
I'm kidding, I really, really joke with you
- I'm sorry!
Sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, forgive me -
- Don't sweat, baby - I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
Besides, I am a little low on iron
Come on.
Let's go bright Our farts are burning
You know you like it.
- We interview several people candidates for this position
- good
I am developing in competitive situation
- Give me three reasons why should I hire you
- Um...
In the past year, I was the head of two
millions of dollars campaign,
and I have seven years of social media marketing experience
as account manager
- In Lowitz Murphy, you will start to exit as an account assistant.
- good
I like learning and sharing my knowledge at any level
- Will learn a lot.
We are very different from kosner
- I am always ready to face challenges.
- Oh.
You work under Marcus krevogate kosner
- I did it.
- I know Marcus.
- really
- Nyu.
The man is party life.
And um...
You...
Stop?
- Yes.
Um...
Technically I uh...
Well, what do you know?
You might not want to be technical about it.
- Yes, let's do it
- I am released
Conflict of interest.
- Marcus fired you
- Yes.
After three years of dating, Mr. beautiful dumped me,
and then fire me
And of course, the real successful interview I got
In 32 days, he also damaged it.
Let's just cut it nonsense, right?
You won't hire me because I was fired
your old college friend
But you know what?
As a marketing genius, this job is under
my talent and experience
This is the part where you say you will relate
And I go home and decorate my wall with a post-it note full of positive affirmations trying to control my way
for happiness while I wait for the phone to ring.
But you know what I need more
rather than shopping spree on staples,
followed by night fine finger stain
and pieces of paper?
Do you know
I need a date for the wedding tonight
And if that means I need get a little out of control,
be it!
Living out of control, and from now on, me too.
I am leaving now because I will not let you and Marcus is my destiny.
Goodbye my friend.
I will miss you.
- Hello?
- Please forgive me, I am selfish and guarded
and more.
- I forgive you, I forgive you,
and I'm very sorry--
- no need to apologize, i only needs a Graham number I will do it
- Oh, yay
That's very beautiful.
I don't have a telephone number Even so, I gave him my card.
- Caller ID?
- blocked
- I try to do it the right thing here
Why isn't the universe? working with me
- Ooh, I know, I can Facebook him
- You are Facebook friends with him
Alright, but I, i Facebook is all my date
- Okay, are you coming? one of the dating rules?
- I'm sorry--
- it's okay, I will let this go
because I know about your search
to reach 1,000 Facebook friends.
- Oh thank you.
- You're welcome.
- Um...
Ooh, holy crow!
- What?
- Listen, he just checked for happy hour
in the middle of the city plane.
- Yes!
I am no longer restrained by the universe!
Wait, in the city center?
- Ah!
- Can you, may I...
- what?
Yes, okay.
Thank you for that.
Phil, do you drink?
Oh, we said no to come here, Bart.
- Graham.
- huh?
Oh hey.
- Hey
- Wow.
- Do you uh, do do you catch the show?
- I do, good only End, but, um, very good.
You really, you're really great
How are you doing, how? wedding song come along?
- Funny about that
I, um, this is actually tonight,
and um, I'm not playing songs.
- Ah.
You feel nervous, change your mind?
- Uh, no
I have never played songs.
Actually, um...
I know I don't know you,
but from the moment I met you,
I feel this is extraordinary connection, and...
I know this will happen sounds crazy but,
Maybe I should be a a little crazy, so...
Here it is.
I would like anything in the world
for you to be my date tonight for the wedding.
- What...
Is that a wedding invitation word?
- Yes.
Say wedding invitations.
because at seven, and um...
Oh no wait, is it seven or eight?
Oh, I think it's eight o'clock.
No, no, no, endure, this will only take a second, I--
- this--
- I'm sorry.
This is very embarrassing.
No.
Do you know what?
Who cares what time the community says we have to get there?
Let's just go there when we feel like that
- I brought you whiskey
Um...
Lucy, Mel.
- I
- But you are very good Other night waiters right?
Lucy?
- Mr. and Mrs. Masterson?
I am Ryann Becker.
I became very valuable heart with Denise
- Oh. - Oh, how beautiful!
Oh!
- Oh, yay, you understand!
- I know!
- And I chicken in the movie
- No, baby, you are a duck.
From the pink film.
- duck
- Yes!
- I don't know, The girls dress me.
- Wow, I mean, not only that Denise is the coolest person ever,
But he has the coolest parents.
Yes, I mean, my parents will never let me
Have a marriage like this.
- Laura and Henry!
- Oh, Elaine!
- Hey, Mel.
- Hi, Elaine!
- It used to be nice to meet you.
- Ryann!
Hi!
- Hey!
Cool.
- Yeah.
So, ed and Chris are will save us a few seats.
How much should we save for Lucy?
- I don't know
- It's seven o'clock and he's still not
answer the phone
- I mean, come on, let's be honest here
I mean, little by little
that he even tracked it,
what is the chance that he even said yes
Look, he comes deer. - Oh!
Okay, don't say anything.
Just acting like that is completely normal
- Right, avoid tears. - Yeah.
Lucy!
You look great.
- You look amazing, Your hair looks great
- Your eye makeup looks fantastic
- Mmhmm.
- I think you want to find out what happened
- No. - Yes!
Is it traumatic?
- did you find it?
- Did you say something to him?
- What do you say?
No, no, no, Lucy, don't cry. - No, no, no, shh, shh, shh.
- We are out of tears here
We can't hold back tears. - Yes, be it,
controlled tears.
Do you use waterproof mascara?
- I eat hotdogs a street meat basket
There are no napkins
- Luce, are you okay
- And then, I go home,
and I shredded me ice post-it notes
- Ice?
- In an emergency.
- Oh, my dear
- Then--
- mmhmm
- Then-- - there's more
- I call the owner from bettyvision,
and I calm down take over the campaign
- Ooh, what's happening?
- We have a meeting on Monday
- That's amazing!
- Okay, I'm confused here
What happened to Graham?
- Oh. - Did he say yes or no?
- He said--
- he said yes
You don't wait for me give an answer, but,
I said yes.
- What about your girlfriend?
- Oh no, we broke up.
He collects his items.
- So, uh...
You are single
- I'm single.
- Me too.
- I think
This is a prom wedding in the 80s,
so I still have it in me closet, short notice
- Will you stand outside me the blasting window?
- Yeah.
Stand here, huh.
I thought maybe I should do it buy drinks first,
see that first date and so on
- Good.
- And what is that?
- What about Pinot grigio?
- Let's make two.
This is for you.
- Hey
- Cheers.
as the ceremony starring your prom royalties
will begin fairly a few moments.
- Guess we have to sit down.
- Guess we have to
- Let's go, lover!
- Hey...
I'm glad you asked me to come.
Yeah, I also feel it.
I want to do that since I met you.
- Oh...
I've been wanting to do it for a long time since I met you
- Okay then.
- Yeah.
- He kissed me
I kiss it.
- Nectar?
- Do you know each other?
- You know, this, This is a very long story.
- Yup, this is a long story.
- Man, I don't want to.
- She's gay!
- What?
- Holy shitballs!
He just gets cooler and cooler.
- for Denise Masterson
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