This really happened. In Pennsylvania.
When I was a kid in Poland,
All the time I dream of America.
I came here, I worked hard...
And I climb up to the highest star.
1990
Come on!
You are the best audience. Thank you!
Let's welcome my life, my wife, and the only one, Marla.
Marla is decorated with Polish native ceramic stones...
... from the Masterpiece collection Elegance Jan Lewan.
If you want, come after shows to buy.
Or at the Jan Lewan Souvenir Shop in Hazleton,
Open from Monday to Saturday, hours 09: 00-17: 00.
That's what I'm talking about!
Mickey Stutz appears excited tonight!
Here it is, my wife.
I love you, my wife, Marla.
I just want to say, is an amazing performance.
Thank you.
Is it "Yan Levan" or "Jan Lewan"?
It's up to you. Nobody said it the same.
My father is from Poland. People also have trouble mentioning his name.
That's a small price that must be paid to live on the land of opportunity.
I come without anything, can't even speak English.
I work every bad job.
I don't give up.
Then I meet this person.
He is a genius in music. He changed everything.
I queue for one hours for hot dogs.
The person in front of me who gets the last portion.
Mention a musical instrument, Mickey Stutz can play it.
In addition to the accordion.
Nice to meet you./ Mickey and I play everywhere.
Church, parade, big opening, skating arena...
In 1981, we performed at 427 picnic events.
And I continue to build to be great.
Now, someone who isn't is anyone in Poland...
... King of Polka Pennsylvania.
Jan. Hi.
Car tires leak. / I will replace them.
I tell beautiful women this is the story of my life's journey.
That's so inspiring.
He told us how we met? / Not yet.
You tell me. / You are the story.
At that time I was in... / Let me tell you the story.
After high school, I won Miss Hazleton Junior,
Become a local celebrity, Telethon Cancer asks me...
... become part of their telephone receiver.
I saw Jan, and honestly...
I feel very sorry for him.
I was very nervous at the time. First time on TV.
I work hard for can be known to people,
If I screw up, who knows what I got?
Everything is silent. Let's begin.
Next, we will see the action of the band's amazing stage...
... from all regions Scranton Wilkes-Barre Hazleton.
Ladies and gentlemen, Jan Lewan Orchestra!
You know what to do.
Contact now. We will cure cancer today!
Gosh.
Come on!
For a moment I see it, I know. This is my future. This is my Marla.
I'm crazy.
He is like an ethnic entertainer,
He has charm, amazes, classy appearance,
And the accent.
It's very romantic.
Can I take a photo with you?
Sure! / Of course!
OK.
I don't really understand how to use this object.
Lon! Can you...
Sure.
Smile.
My room was very cold last night.
I sucked 10 layers of blankets, but still cold.
We will fix that. / When?
As soon as possible. I just fixed the machine for a tour car.
But it will be fixed soon. / Jan.
It seems that after you pay cars, gasoline, band players...
Mom, can you calm down?
New Jan consecutive concerts and he drives all night...
... so we can have breakfast with you and David.
Ma'am, we're glad you moved here to help us with David.
That means a lot when we're on tour...
... to know our child is in his grandmother's hand.
Seeing that smart kid...
Is a beauty in my life.
Mom, it's very sweet.
He is also the reason for mother this is the time to be realistic.
You need a stable job.
Plumbers, electricians.
Every night, I woke up worried.
He doesn't need to worry, right, Jan?
Mother and Marla need not worry.
I work and work. I always think bigger.
I build work. / Kingdom?
Something to leave behind.
For David, my prince. And for Marla, my queen.
See? We don't need to worry. / Why do you want to build a kingdom?
You are already overdoing it with the store of the trinkets.
I talk about being realistic.
What's wrong with building a kingdom, if he wants to build a kingdom?
He plays polka music. / So it becomes a polka kingdom.
When I become the person on the top of the world,
I bought you Cadillac, Barb.
I bought you a hot tub.
I bought you a Cadillac with a hot tub.
Thank you, Jan, for not sleeping last night...
... so you can prepare breakfast this special for us.
Right. Thank you, Jan.
We are there stairs 24, 25 and 27, right?
Good. We can appear on the 26th.
Good, thank you. See you later.
Good, thank you.
Mickey Stutz! This is an unexpected surprise!
I quit the band.
What? Mickey Stutz, you are a band. / No longer.
Mickey Stutz, you and me, we are a team.
You give people deep love live with the sound you produce.
I give people love in life by being Jan Lewan.
We don't make enough money. I'm finished. I am out.
No. I won't let you go.
Okay, all business books say, "Make a Plan."
I made a 25 year plan.
We start here, in a salt bottle.
We are in tissue with a crowded audience.
On our way to what?
Parmesan cheese. We all get rich.
I go home without carrying anything. / Mickey,
I will work harder. I will find a way.
Nobody works more hard than you, Jan.
That's so sad.
Do you know my Aunt Lois in New Castle? / Who wears purple sweater?
Right. He likes to come to see us performing.
He and his friends, are their favorite things.
That's very good. / So I said,
"Come see us at BeerFest. We play two sets."
He said, "Is that free?"
I say, "Wait a minute."
"You don't want to pay $ 3 to see your favorite nephews and bands?"
He said, "I don't want to pay. Maybe I'll pay $ 1."
I said, "I drive 4 hours trip, perform for 5 hours,"
"Then 4 hours drive home, and you don't want to pay $ 3?"
What we have to do... / "What about your friend, Lois?"
"Are they like you, Lois?"
He doesn't blink. He says,
"They will pay $ 3 for kielbasa, but the music is free."
This woman changes my diaper!
Well, maybe we can give a free ticket to Aunt Lois.
There are many other people who want to pay $ 3.
$ 3 is not enough.
Lonny and Steve also think to retreat.
Mickey, we're good. You know I have a dream.
We will become very famous.
The appearance pay is too small. But there are too many music players.
This is part of the plan, Mickey.
When the band becomes big, the audience increases. We will make money.
Lonny says you added dancing dancing action. Is it true?
Yes. Bitsy Bear. He does a silly dance.
Cheryl gets angry when he hears that.
That means our payment is reduced. We already have chicken.
I know that. Cheryl forces you to stop.
He urges me.
He wants me to return to Radio Shack.
You hate that job. The job kills your soul.
Jan, just face it. This business is bad.
Jan, get ready! Two shipments!
Give me more time.
I try to raise my salary and I will make Cheryl quieter.
When Jan Lewan Orchestra appeared,
I feel the energy of the audience and I think,
"How do I bring everyone into parts..."
"... from America's success dreams Jan Lewan?"
But what exactly do we invest in in what?
Jan Lewan.
This is his dream.
I don't understand what that is "debt agreement."
I learned from my cousin in Poland.
He invests in funding his business,
Then he pays investor interest.
Everyone wins.
I'm not satisfied just being King of Pennsylvania Polka.
Your investment helps build my entire business.
Like this souvenir shop, vodka taste brand Jan Lewan,
Polka TV shows and we don't stop there.
My success is your success.
And of course, you get your money back, guaranteed.
12%. My promise to you.
How much does Sajacs invest?
I can't tell their affairs. You have to ask Sajacs.
Larry is always smarter with his money.
So you and beautiful young women come home...
Read everything, and see whatever Jan Lewan is right for you.
You Can't Get Flowers Like This Elsewhere
Jan, I will go to the laundry for exchange the 20s.
Marla, come in. You know Ed and Anita from the concert.
We're number one fans Jan.
They think about investing.
You won't be wrong with him. He never stopped.
We get 3% in the bank.
12% sounds very good to be true.
That's right. That's why this is very good.
Welcome to the foundation for a great start.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mickey Stutz!
I hear people investing money with you.
Right, meet me after shows.
Lewan Launches Pierogi Business!
$ 10,000! Lewan does Biggest Donation...
... for Telethon Hazleton Caring for Cancer!
Local Polka King Starting a Record Label
Good work, Lonny. We have a lot of money today.
Good and thick./ Good and thick.
My favorite size. See you on the bus, Lonny.
He knows I'm married, right?
Be careful. I heard he gave Jimmy Warsaw venereal disease.
Come on.
I will give this to your mother. / She likes envelopes.
Especially when it contains money.
I had time to oppose it, but the bear was a genius.
That is very useful.
Now you understand? Now you believe?
This will make Cheryl smile.
You saved me, Jan.
I'm sorry. You saved me from Shack.
Mickey, it's okay.
It feels fun my music is paid appropriately.
Enter it. We must display polka.
Yes.
6 Months Then
Ron. Do you have time?
How do you change this? / I don't know.
We get a phone call from someone.
Sounds like he is selling illegal debt agreement letters.
Maybe a Ponzi scheme.
I have 15 open cases. Can you give it to Angela?
He has 19 open cases.
Check it out. She's polka.
He plays poker? / Polka.
You know, "Om-pa-pa, om-pa-pa"?
Hi, I'm Jan Lewan.
You always want to go to Poland but can't go far?
You can find Old Country at Jan Lewan Souvenir Shop.
Here, you can find traditional hand-knitted clothes,
Beautiful ceramics.
precious amber.
A good crystal.
Everything is in the Shop Souvenirs of Jan Animals!
At 21st St. Mini-Mall in Hazleton.
That's a new ad.
Very good. / It's better than the old...
... because it is more quality and is more expensive.
Yes. Mr. Lewan... / Call me Jan.
It's "Yan" or "Jan"? / It's up to you.
Which one?
I don't know.
Mr. Lewan, do you know why am I here?
No, but I'm glad you joined,
Because we don't have black people here,
Except for the UPS woman.
Do you accept investments which are called...
"Jan Lewan Show Gifts, Incorporating"?
Right, it's a very good investment to build a kingdom.
You know, read it all and see if it's right for you.
No, I'm not here for investment.
All investors are 100% satisfied. / I'm here...
We always get more investors, everyone makes money.
Mr. Lewan, have you registered with the country...
... and submit a business prospectus ?
I don't think so.
The state asks you to immediately stop receiving investment.
I don't understand. Everyone likes. They are so happy.
Unfortunately, what you are doing is illegal.
And you can go to jail.
Jan... Excuse me. I just sold the last stock of Pysanky.
The stock will be available again next month.
I will order more. / Good.
Want me to bring something?
No need, my love. Can you close the door, please?
Alright./ Thank you, my love.
But...
I promise people.
I always pay a quarter interest on them.
You are not officially registered. You can't do that.
Starting today, you must return all the money to your investor.
Today, today... Or another day?
Your time 3 days after notification. And you have been told.
Good. No problem.
In Poland, everyone does a bribe . Do you accept bribes?
That is also illegal. No, I don't accept bribes.
Nor do I. Alright, three days.
Three days. / I did it in two days,
Because I love America./ Who doesn't?
I'm glad we can finish this.
Me too, very. It's nice to be finished.
This can start snowballs. / There are no snowballs.
Excuse me.
Who was this person?
He's one of the fans. Really?
That's very good.
It's good to make breakthroughs to black people.
He is also from government.
It turns out I did errors with investment.
Are you in trouble? / No.
I only need to fill out reports and forms.
Your handwriting is very bad, let me help you.
You're a wonderful woman who I love very much.
But, no, I will take care of this myself.
It's up to you.
I will go back to the office. / Come in and eat first.
You have a show tonight. You've been out all day.
I'll leave for a while.
Enter inside.
Jan!
I love you!
Sorry, Janek.
I have no shipping.
No one is calling.
Do you need a dishwasher?
We don't wash dishes here.
We present everything with paper plates.
But there are oil marks that need cleaning.
OK.
How?
We make $ 573 for St. Stanislaus.
You're very good. Dinner in the oven.
You're everything.
Jan?
Marla told me that the government officer came today.
What is that problem?
Nothing. Reports, business.
Good night, Barb.
Really?
Because Carol Menlow called to say...
... he passed you in the red lights and you were crying.
I...
Low blood makes me emotional. Marla is right, I have to eat.
That was from three hours ago. Where have you been?
I went with Mickey Stutz looked for something.
Something went wrong. / Nothing.
Everything is good.
I tell Marla, "Don't marry musicians."
"They can't hold it in their pants."
I keep it in my pants, always.
I remove it from my pants only to urinate.
I'm watching you, Jan.
If you do something that hurts this family,
I will destroy you.
I will remove your stomach then cut you,
And send you back to Poland in a dog bag.
OK.
With a second mortgage, only need Mr.'s signature Jan Lewan, right?
Not Mrs. Jan Lewan? / Right, sir.
You're holding the power, so it's only your signature...
I came this afternoon.
Anita, Ed, my favorite Krzyewskis family!
What brings you to the 21st Street Mini-Mall in Hazleton?
There are important things we want to talk about with you...
... regarding our investment. / Extraordinary.
Who wants frozen yogurt? Let's eat frozen yogurt.
Marla, I'm right back. / Good.
Next here.
So...
You might talk to Black Ron Edwards?
Who is "Ron Edwards Black Skin"?
How is the candy sugar? Pineapple mixture is delicious.
We want to invest more money in the Jan Lewan Souvenir Shop.
I'm glad you like it so much, but I don't accept investment anymore.
Why? / It's full.
I got all the money.
You will get the results return the investment as soon as possible.
I told you we should come faster.
IRA late.
I'm sorry.
Do you really want to invest with Jan Lewan?
Where were you in '87? We are depleted on the stock exchange.
That is all set by the criminal Wall Street.
We need a good investment for ordinary people.
I have an offer new investment,
But I didn't mention it because is the biggest investment.
Do you have the same guarantee?
Yes, it has.
We want to join.
I am back soon.
This is very important for developing business.
I quit all other jobs and only focus on polka.
If you have friends who think you can, you know...
Have them contact me. But especially close friends,
People who really value exclusivity.
It's important to stay...
I have a cousin in Delaware...
... who just got the disbursement of his workers' funds.
He must contact today. For you.
This is excessive!
Let us pay for it.
No! OK. $ 22.99.
I work 20 times more hard for you!
I will make you very happy!
I won't disappoint you!
Forgive me, Father, because I have sinned.
It's been two months since my last confession.
God listens.
I made a mistake,
Because I know, doing things wrong can help me do right.
What do you want to admit?
I lie.
I am a sinner, but I promise to work harder,
Then I will pay all their money.
I only need more time.
When one of my businesses becomes big, I can keep all my promises.
Do you regret your sins?
I'm sorry. I asked God, "Show me the way."
Say ten "Our Father," then stay on the right path.
Definitely, Father. Surely...
Mr. Lewan? Ron Edwards, Pennsylvania SEC.
Remember me?
Ron Edwards, hello! Yes, sure, I remember you.
I contacted for asking for the latest news.
Right, I'm glad you came meet you when you can...
... to stop me taking the wrong step.
I have returned all the money to investors in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.
Only six people left, so it's not too difficult. And...
So, you know, that's how it is.
After it's finished, I won't make that mistake again.
There are no more investments in Jan Lewan Show Gifts.
Just playing polka for a smile.
You have to see us anytime./ Sounds fun.
Glad we can close this case.
Thank you, Mr. Lewan./ You too, my brother.
Good, my brother.
How do I make all this money?
Where do I get the rest of the money?
It's time for Lou Laroue Show.
With your host, Lou Laroue.
Jan, you always have a lot of plans.
Right, and today, we have a big surprise.
It's debut playing my son's trumpet, David./ This is a real family matter.
This is the only case that my wife permits.
OK.
You always do tours with the band.
You have a store, record label, radio program,
Vodka Jan Lewan-flavored...
And now, Jan Lewan offers travel packages to Europe.
Jan Lewan always develops.
Tell us about that. / I can't wait with this.
I lead a group 12 days travel to the European Capital.
We start in Warsaw, and close it in Vatican City...
... to meet directly with the Pope!
Whale? That sounds unique experience.
This is a once in a lifetime journey.
No one else offers this Premium Whale Package.
Only Jan Lewan's European Tour. / Amazing.
Good, I heard you already prepared songs for us today?
Right, specifically for this event. We played, "Lou Laroue Show Polka."
I'm honored.
We will return soon.
Welcome to Warsaw!
Hey, hello! Nice to meet you!
We just arrived in Bratislava.
Vienna. How about that?!
Good morning.
We are in Rome, and today, we will meet the Pope.
This is a very special day.
All right, Mickey, it's done.
Can we eat gelato?
No. There is no time. Come on.
Anita! Jump here.
Next here.
You will have an Italian lunch five star and gelato.
Then we will meet directly with the Holy Father.
Good, be careful. There is a bumpy road.
Sorry. No, keep going. OK.
Be careful. That is right. Pass here for a delicious lunch.
You come with me, Mickey Stutz.
What about lunch? I am hungry.
I have nuts on the bus. Come on.
What happened? / Mickey, no! Turn off the camera!
I think I'm recording you.
You're here to be my guardian.
Guards for what?
I have not made an appointment with the Holy Father.
What? This is the Premium Whale Package.
This is a disaster.
You said we would meet the Pope.
I know. I always contact. No one answered.
I think you know him.
I met him once when I was still seven years old!
Excuse me. / What...
Jan, everyone here wants to meet the Pope.
What will you say to them? / I will say,
"Who do you think you are? Pope is a busy person!"
"He can't meet people carelessly from Pennsylvania!"
Now we try to bribe.
This is a lot of money. I want you to walk with me and look tough.
What?
Make sure no one follows us./ Why do people want to follow us?
To kill us and take the money! / What?
Who is that? / Who?
See him before? He came. / I don't know.
I don't know... / Pretend you have a gun.
Don't get close! Get away from this suitcase!
I went there. / Okay, I'm coming with you.
No, you're sweating too much.
Jan, honey, what do you think Pope will come soon?
I'm a little worried. They all look so disappointed.
Wait a minute. Turn on the candle and pray.
Are you okay? / Extraordinary.
It's at 4:45 p.m. You said he came at 3:00 p.m.
I think I said, "I wish he had come."
You didn't say "I wish." You said everything was safe.
Calm down, because even if the Pope doesn't come and the whole journey is chaotic,
Everyone stays healthy, and that's the most important thing.
I want to throw up.
The criminal takes my money. / These people won't be happy.
The pastor will see Jan Jan's side that he doesn't like.
Pray for me, Mickey Stutz.
Wait, why do I pray? What do I pray for? Jan!
Are you hungry? Do you want nuts?
There are nuts at the door. Good.
We get a good day, right? It's a special day.
It's the best day of my life.
Throughout our lives. We want to invest more money in you.
We have told all of our friends about that...
... in a secret way possible,
And they also want to invest with you.
I will give a paper board. Everything is written down.
If you were with us today.
I know. Barb must be very happy.
Stop it. I'm serious. He must be very impressed.
He must see everyone who wants to invest with you.
We don't tell Mom about this investment.
I want him to know about everyone...
... who believes in you, like me who trusts you.
Yes, but it's not good for to say "I told you" to Mother.
Come on.
I'm sick of him always saying if you will never succeed.
I think it will be good sometimes make him aware.
Marla, we just met the Pope.
Our hearts are filled with love. / You're right.
I'm sorry. I'm a bad person.
You are human, with deficiencies and desires, just like everyone else.
Gosh.
And also, I think you should never talk about investing again...
... because I'll take care of all businesses.
Really?
Never... I think we are partners.
Am I wrong? / Are you serious?
You always do right.
Jan... / I want you to remember.
Everything I do, I do it for you.
Yes, we are in Rome and sleep in this magnificent hotel room.
You know, yes, you obviously do the right thing.
For today./ For today.
I think it's time for us to rent fixed videographer.
Record everything I do. Shows, tours,
Next we visit the pope, of course,
Then we sell recording results to fans.
Jan, it's very smart.
Hold that thought.
Hello! / Today, I saw who you really are.
Mickey? / You're a liar.
I'm not lying. I said we were meeting the Pope, we met the Pope.
Stop your nonsense, Jan. We are in a big gamble.
What if we don't meet the Holy Father?
But we meet.
You lie to everyone!
Mickey, you say something, so you can make it happen.
How do you think I can be here? Like now?
I say what will happen, and I'm sure.
Gosh, you're very clever give reasons.
No, I'm giving American reasons.
Nothing happens if you're not sure.
You are sure you will be home, the house will be realized.
You're sure a beautiful wife, wife will come.
You're sure of friends, friends will come.
You say big things, and big things will happen.
I'm not a liar. I'm a sure person.
Gosh.
You have courage, Jan. I will never be able to do that.
Then make something happen.
What is it like?
Something. Anything.
I...
No, that's stupid./ No!
Tell me what I want you to realize.
I give you strength!
I hate my name.
I always want a stage name.
I want to be called...
"Mickey Pizzazz."
Mickey.
Come on.
We kneel.
Come on.
OK.
Mickey Stutz wants to be called "Mickey Pizzazz."
"Pizzazzy" name only for "Pizzazzy."
And today, God hears you.
From now on, you are Mickey Pizzazz.
Thank you.
5 Years Later
Come on, keep on dancing! Everyone is dancing!
On sax, Judy Glemp and Lonny Suwalski!
On the trumpet, my son, David Lewan!
And tonight, on the clarinet, my best friend is number one...
Mr. The Magic Finger itself, Mickey Pizzazz!
Vince, take the picture up close.
Everything... Stop the music!
Everything stops!
Everything, Marla just told me important news.
I am very happy to share this with everyone who supports Jan Lewan...
... over the years.
I can't do it without you.
Our last CD, and also we sell here tonight,
Enter nominations for Grammy Awards!
"Best Album of the Year, polka music category!"
I love you.
Oh my God.
Hey! Come here! Come here!
We will play "Proud To Be An American."
Understand? "Proud To Be An American."
This is from the bottom of my heart.
How many did you take to LA with you?
I sign 500. Do you think that's enough?
Yes. If you need more, I will send it.
Jan?
Yes, say.
Do you know if Lindsey has hearing problems?
Yes, I know your difficulties. Lindsey is a sweet kid.
We find specialists who make it very comfortable.
I mean, Jan...
He made a connection that he never did before.
But it's expensive, and I... / Send the bill to me.
Jan, are you serious? / Yes.
That's good you find people to help your child to be normal.
You know how this is very meaningful to me and Beth.
Come here.
I'm serious. / Thank you.
I'm very serious.
Somehow the shop can still open.
We have not arrived customers for three hours.
That's why Dad started business catalog.
Is this a business? Grandma doesn't know.
Grandma, why are you always upset with Dad?
Grandma is not upset with your father.
Grandma just feels she lives in a fantasy country.
He met producer in Los Angeles.
When he got his TV program himself, he said I could appear.
Honey, it's only fantasizing. No more.
People like to come to the concert. He makes them happy.
He flies with class one to LA,
Stay in Beverly Hills. How?
OK, I'll go buy lunch.
I just don't want you to follow in his footsteps.
You're a good kid, and there are better steps.
All right, Grandma.
Grandma wants something? / You're a sweet kid.
Buy Grandma cheesesteak. No pepper.
And make sure they use a good grill.
Mickey.
For a moment I thought we finally the arrival of customers.
Barb. Long time no see.
I only help while they go to California.
It's a big night. Finger crossing.
We can win. / No.
That is impossible.
I saw Cheryl in the bank.
His weight rises. Is he okay?
Thyroid.
Also changes in mood.
I want to take flyers. Jan said it was in his office.
I will see.
Take care of the castle.
OK.
Found it!
This is on the cash register.
You look so beautiful, Barb.
You're very good.
We are performing at Trump Taj Mahal next month.
You have to come.
I don't think so.
Yes, that's very far.
The situation is getting crowded at the Grammy.
I think I saw Tom Jones headed to me on the red carpet.
Jan Lewan.
Who? / Jan Lewan, polka nominee.
Jan Lewan! / Hello!
Hi! Welcome.
You look very happy.
Right, I got gift basket...
... with a dryer small hair in it.
Jan, I saw Eddie Murphy. Where?
Is this your first nomination? / What?
Does he look more fat in your opinion?
Gosh, right! This is so...
Marla./ Sheila.
We saw a picture of Jan in the newspaper.
We don't win Grammy, but nominations are good.
Are you there too?
Of course I'm there. Gosh!
What is it like?
Sheila, temperature of 21 degrees Celsius in Los Angeles.
You must meet famous people.
Tom Jones, Andy Garcia, Eddie Murphy...
I met Judy Tenuta. / Is she good?
He is very good. Very good.
Can you enter this into my bill?
Tell Jan for more be careful with mustard.
He likes the must./ Wow.
Your life is so interesting.
I know you when you're nobody.
I have never been unprepared. I'm always Marla.
Yes. Right, I mean...
Who is Marla? She's a schoolmate of Sheila.
Marla and Sheila did not go to the Grammy and met the Pope.
You are Mrs. Jan Lewan.
That's much better than the Marla first.
Nice to meet you, Sheila.
Vince, do you know what I want? I want "a broad picture."
Okay, from head to toe. / Yes, that's right.
Do you think of me as Ny. Jan Lewan? - Yes, of course!
I want you to move from me to the audience, then take my picture up close.
Yes, Vince, make sure you get Jan, Jan, Jan, and only Jan.
What am I saying? / I don't know.
Welcome at the 14th Annual Polkafest.
Yes.
This is my job to introduce amazing performers...
... what you will see...
Which also happened to my husband.
I think most of you see me and think, "Wow, he's lucky,"
"Because he's Mrs. Jan Lewan."
But there are more than me.
I always introduce Jan,
So maybe I introduce myself tonight.
Well, I'm sure most of you remember...
... if I ever compete and win...
... Miss Hazelton Junior.
I can also sing and dance,
But how do you know that? Because I don't have a chance.
My story is the story of most women.
Because I put aside my dream in order to take care of my family...
... and let my husband be the center of attention.
I'm sure most women have the same experience.
Have you never had a dream...
... and purpose?
What happened?
That's a little about who I am.
So...
Without delay again...
I want to introduce a very talented Polish Prince
Jan Lewan!
My dear wife, who is not only my wife.
He is so much more than that.
She is an extraordinary mother, and also more,
He folds clothes well. That's a bonus.
Because my point is,
He is amazing in whatever he does.
So please give a big welcome to my Marla!
One, two, start!
Mom, what happened earlier?
Are your moods are bad?
This sesame chicken is very tasty.
Why? Is that bad?
No! Everyone met me afterwards and said you were amazing.
Tonight makes me aware...
... if I have to do something something for myself.
I really agree!
Listen.
Mother works bookkeeping for practice Morrissey is in Scranton.
He is looking for a new office manager.
That's right for you, Marla.
What about a souvenir shop? Marla is the best amber seller.
I'm talking about a definite job,
With general working hours and average salary.
Do you want Marla to work for a doctor dental? What kind of life is that?
That's life with health insurance!
Stop it! You two, stop!
I want to do something big and that I can be proud of That's why I decided, tonight,
If I will take part in the Contest Beauty Miss Pennsylvania.
That's just a waste of time.
The beauty contest is useless!
Of course, you have to do that, my dear.
Jan.
I need a coach, dance coach,
The coach speaks... / We use my people.
I need a dress and clothes a lot of swimming.
We go to Miami. / I need new shoes...
We buy all the most expensive ones.
How would you pay for this?
You're not a beautiful queen. You are similar to your father.
You can't do this.
OK, you know?
With all due respect, Barb, this is my home!
I am the head of the family, and I decide!
Marla, wake up and take out your head from your ass!
Do you know what your problem is, Mom?
You're not a happy person!
Let him go. / Do you want to believe in fairy tales?
I don't mind. Please!
Trust the world your imagination!
I'm better off living in a fantasy world than in the world you live in!
Mother lives in a small place named "Open Your Eyes"!
I'm sick of you crazy people! / Mother never believed in me!
Jan believes me!
Marla. No problem.
Do you know Robby Pulaski? Marla should marry her.
Now he is the number one plumber in Scranton.
He has three trucks and a pool.
Let me massage you.
I beg Marla not to marry a musician.
Now they dragged my granddaughter with them.
Maybe you don't know anything. Most musicians are hungry.
But Jan Lewan Orchestra? We did well.
I think Jan drug dealer.
What? / He has some mailboxes,
Also a strange file cabinet.
He always receives calls and leaves the room.
One day he went bankrupt. The next day, he has a lot of money.
I still don't know how he pays a band player.
I checked the number. Barb, come on, please.
The fee he gets from one concert is $ 1,500.
Usually it's around 800.
He has another business. / He loses in every concert.
He has investors.
What do they invest for?
Do we have to talk about this now? Come on?
I made a lie...
... so I don't have to go home and meet Cheryl.
I can't wait to be with you.
Sorry, I was so focused on Jan and with what he did.
Jan is an animal not a drug dealer, okay?
You are under his influence. You can't think clearly.
If it wasn't for Jan Lewan, I wouldn't be here now.
Mickey Stutz won't dare cheating on his wife.
But Mickey Pizzazz, he has another story.
You're right.
You don't rent a room in Land O 'Nod to do this conversation.
Mickey...
Yes dear? / Can you hug me?
I will do more than that.
Mickey.
Everyone says Joanne Dupree will win, including my mother.
But Joanne Dupree didn't win, I won.
And you will win again.
Everything looks delicious.
What's wrong with you?
Come on.
I finally moved out.
David already has a SIM. He doesn't need me anymore.
There is something more than that.
I like being able to stay myself again.
I met Jan last week.
We have to withdraw our entire money with him.
Do you invest with Jan?
Yes, but we have to find to pay for Sid's bile surgery.
Do you get your money back?
Even more.
We make lots of money with Jan.
Maybe Ken and I should invest.
Don't! Please do not. Trust me.
I don't hesitate to invest with it.
But because Sid loses his legs because of diabetes,
All our money is used by for his fake legs.
I don't like to say this about my own daughter-in-law...
But in my opinion he is suspicious.
He is always honest with us.
Bitsy Bear falls.
Thank you all for your beautiful dance!
I'm sure all of you already know,
Next week is the Contest Miss Beauty Pennsylvannia,
And I give everyone passion for my Marla.
Guess what, I rented five buses to bring you all!
The bus is still empty,
But he always sits beside me.
Well, you're a person who is selfish enough.
I'm not interested in making love to you.
Then why do you keep leaving messages on my machine?
OK.
Lonny, loosen the rope, but still use your shoes.
Bitsy, sit elsewhere which is far from Lonny.
And stop contacting, understand?
Go!
Every time a problem occurs, always involves Bitsy Bear.
Don't record it all. Delete. I don't want that.
Can we talk four eyes?
Vince, go to the parking lot.
Get a recording of people saying, "I love Jan Lewan."
The band is rather unhappy with you are renting a bus.
Bus is a form of investment.
We bring people, they encourage Marla.
If Marla wins Miss Pennsylvania, we will all make money.
I don't understand. No one understands.
I will make a poster. We are big strong couples, understand?
Then we get TV shows like Sonny and Cher,
Or Regis and Kathie Lee.
Sometimes, you have to spend money to make money.
Where did the money come from?
It comes from my pocket, your bag of investors, band, who?
Every band member who doesn't like the bus,
They may seek their own money without Jan Lewan.
Good luck with that.
I'm sorry. Listen... / Don't...
Do you want to see the books, Mickey Pizzazz?
I show you, everyone. Yes.
I want to see the books. / Come whenever you want.
Come to the store, I show to you.
Hey... Are we okay?
Marla, my beauty, you work so hard,
Whatever happens today, you always...
Jan.
Everything gets on the bus!
OK, conga dance!
We start.
Ladies and gentlemen, we welcome you to the stage...
12 Pennsylvania-class women.
Marla Lewan from Hazleton,
If you have a lot of money in the world, what do you want to buy?
I don't need money.
Because I already have everything I need here.
My family and my friends.
That's a beautiful answer.
Stand up.
All stand up.
Connie Klopski from Newberg,
If you are a car, what kind of car will you be?
I will be a car that is made in America.
I will be luxurious.
But most importantly, I will save fuel.
That is important, we must find energy sources develop by themselves,
Something I believe in, we're Americans...
Those who have worked hard and are so independent, can do it!
I will become a car like that!
Wow! He is very charming.
Yes!
Hey, everyone. / Come on, America!
Everyone, sit down! Sit!
Come on, everyone is sitting. / America! America!
America! America! America!
Excuse me, I leave krakowska good luck on the bus.
Sorry, excuse me.
Third place, come all the way from Philadelphia...
Debra Johnson!
Congratulations. / Thank you very much.
He's very good, Jan. Very good.
Second place, from Newberg...
Connie Klopski!
And Miss Pennsylvania this year _ fell to...
Pride of Hazleton, Marla Lewan!
Thank you, God. Thank you.
I love you so much.
Marla has worked hard. I'm very proud.
Today, I'm not Jan Lewan. I am Mr. Miss Pennsylvania.
I don't know what happened. / What?
Understand? I don't know... / What happened?
OK, come on! The bus will leave!
There is champagne for everyone, but only on the bus, understand?
Turn around, in that direction. Come on, quickly!
That's where you stand under the light...
As you dreamed all your life
You are currently meeting with Ms. Pennsylvania...
This is for you, Mr. Lee.
This will be installed on the wall. / If you force it.
I know you already warn me, Mr. Lee,
But there are problems with other mustard .
Hello?
Right, this is Marla Lewan.
Of course, I remember you.
Excuse me?
How is that possible?
This is outrageous.
Who do you say?
No!
Sorry, but the answer is no.
People from the beauty contest say if Connie Klopski wins...
... and I have to return crown, prize and everything.
But you win. Winner is a champion.
They say I didn't win.
They say someone changes the score.
What? Who did that? Why?
They don't know.
They say there are bribing judges.
Gosh...
This is not good.
I hope you don't have related to this.
me? No. But... / But what?
I think maybe you did what they said...
... to avoid problems.
If this is spread, this will be very bad.
Do you think I won't win?
Of course I'm sure you can win!
You're number one woman up there, but...
We know you won, so it might not matter.
We return the crown, sling, cup and prize.
Why do I want to return it? I won.
I don't want to give the to Connie Klopski.
I really agree!
Don't do that because you're the most beautiful!
Everyone sees that!
Come here.
The scandal has happened in the Miss Pennsylvania contest this year.
Marla Lewan, wife of a polka singer Jan Lewan,
Win the title this year.
Many argue if the final score has been changed.
Allegations of bribery appear.
There's no way he won, It's impossible.
The jury said the second champion, Connie Klopski from Newburg...
... the real winner.
I think it's sad.
We all want to believe in our institutions, and... You can't even believe the Contest Beauty Miss Pennsylvania.
The committee promises full investigation.
This looks very bad.
Jan, the only reason "this looks really bad" is...
... because he's out there and says his version of the story all over the place.
We have to get out there and say the side of our story.
I will tell you the others.
The only way Connie Klopski gets my trophy...
... is if it's thrown enter from the front window.
Connie Klopski is very vocal about the whole _ controversy,
And he asked you to hand over the trophy and crown to him.
I only won the contest Miss. Pennsylvania.
If something happens, I am the victim of all this.
Everyone says Jan Lewan who governs this.
They use the term, "related well." What does it mean?
I contacted the Pope and said. "Pope, tell God..."
"... so my wife becomes Miss Pennsylvania."
You contact the Pope? / Come on, that's ridiculous.
OK, but they say you bribe someone.
No, I don't bribe anyone or do anything.
If anyone wants to talk about that, come to my shop.
Jan Lewan Souvenir Shop, Open hours 09: 00-17: 00, Monday to Saturday.
But the jury said they didn't choose you.
Why did you mess up a beauty contest?
We withdraw our money. Everything, every penny.
Jan, did you receive my message?
I contacted you eight times.
We want our money. What happened?
True or not,
You will send we check interest?
Send it./ Jan, this is Vince.
This is kind of weird, but... / This is Arlene again.
I don't want to keep contacting you./ The therapist speaks Lindsey...
We need money. / ... expect a check from you.
Mr. Lewan, this is First National...
... contact to discuss withdrawing your account.
Please contact us back when you have time.
What do I do?
Are you sure you want to withdraw your money now?
You're already very good with re investing your interest.
No one gives you 12%, only Jan Lewan.
Good.
Good, I sent the check today.
And the check will be rejected throughout Hazleton.
Father, Krzyewskis's family here. They want to talk now.
Don't be here! Daddy will come out.
Ed and Anita! Unexpected visit.
We want our money back.
Now./ Why?
We don't want to be involved in a big scandal.
But you're there! You saw him win!
We get phone calls.
Anonymous people contact us...
... and say if our investment might not be safe.
Your money is very safe.
Then why does someone contact us?
Listen, I toured with dancing bears.
I have to fire him and he can't accept that.
It must be the bear who contacted us.
I don't care. We want our money back.
OK, let's see. Krzyewski...
Wow, look at that.
You two are so smart, because they always repeat investment,
Also, you put in more money, so you develop and develop.
Means this is the right time to retreat.
True and not. I mean,
Business is soaring, is bigger than before.
The advantage is getting bigger. That is 20%.
But you want the money now, so I will write a check.
20%? / This is not for everyone.
Only for people who want make lots of money.
OK, $ 273,000.
You have invested with very well with Jan Lewan.
Give me your hand.
I appreciate your investment. I will miss you.
You still come to the show, right? This weekend Pocono Onion Fest.
Can you enter this into the 20% investment?
Of course. you're a trusted investor. / Thank you.
We keep submitting our money with you.
Hold your hand in the middle for large family handshake.
Come stop at Hillside for lunch.
What? That place isn't good.
They have the best tuna salad. / Ed...
We go to Shorewood.
Daddy, what are you doing? / What are you doing?
I heard what you said to Krzyewskis. Is that realistic?
Don't talk to me about business!
You're just a trumpeter in the band daddy!
Don't give questions!
You just blow the notation that daddy said!
David.
Daddy shouldn't be talking like that to you.
Daddy makes a big mess, but dad will fix it.
I'm sure you can, Daddy,
But in my opinion you are too promised a lot.
Yes, that's true. You are right.
Father will not accept investment anymore.
Daddy will do a big American tour and focus on working on music, okay?
Forgive me, Father, because I have sinned.
It's five months since my last confession.
I need God's help. I'm in big trouble.
I lost my way.
Why? / I took the wrong step.
I don't know how to stop. I'm in a big hole.
So many people depend on me. I do not want...
Does this have anything to do with your investment business?
Sorry?
My aunt Judy invests retired with you.
He depends on the check interest.
Tell God I tried it.
Do you remember someone named Jan Lewan?
No.
Yes.
Jan Lewan.
A sweet man.
I received many calls telephone about him.
Why did you close the case?
I've checked him. There is nothing bad to say.
I just received a call from an elderly couple...
... who invests more than $ 60,000 with him,
And now he doesn't want to call back.
I watched the concert and looked a little.
That's a strange community.
Everyone likes it.
They say this is Government's fault.
This is always the government's fault.
They just don't like paying taxes.
They hate rules, and they want you to stay away from them,
While they throw money to a fraud.
Daddy you're happy here.
Yes, my actual tour.
We will keep him out of trouble. Right, Mickey Pizzazz?
Jan, the band doesn't seem excited.
Maybe you have to say something.
I know lately it's a difficult time for the band.
Must release Vince.
Dan Bitsy Bear./ Thank you.
Right. And I didn't give a raise salary as I said.
Then your wife joins beauty page again,
Don't rent five buses.
Now I understand! Bitsy Bear is gone,
So Christopher who will replace him.
We will immediately return to the top.
We get new fans, new smiles, and also new income!
Hello?
Hello? Do I speak with Marla Lewan?
Right./ Sorry to let you know this,
But there has been an accident.
Marla, I'm sorry.
That should be me.
I hope it's me.
This is all because of me.
Jan, please don't say that. This is not your fault.
You're not driving.
You invited him to tour.
Mother... / He's right. Why did I invite him?
I make my child connected to life support tools.
Jan... What is the situation?
If he dies, I die.
I will kill myself. / Don't say that.
This is all my fault. / No.
Yes, Mickey. I do bad things. No.
We all do bad things.
I do bad things.
I am cheating on my wife.
With Barb.
With Barb? / I have to end it.
I don't like everything he says about you.
Barb hates me, and Barb has the right to hate me.
I'm a bad person. / That's not true.
No, Mickey, that's right.
I do bad. I must be punished.
God punishes me with injures David.
Au beg you, God...
Do anything with me.
My worst law, but let my child live.
Sit down./ No.
Mr. Lewan, remember me?
Ron Edwards.
Marla! This is a miracle! God listens to me!
He punishes me! Finally, I will pay for my sins!
Everything will be fine!
Mr. Lewan, you were arrested for some fraud cases!
I know that! I know you're involved in something!
What happened? / Are you a criminal?
God is good. He heard me, Marla!
He heard my prayer. / Who?
God! What do you mean "who"? God!
I have to pay the price! / Where did you bring it?
I trust you! I defend you!
What are you doing? / I broke up with Barb because of you!
What? / I told you, Mickey!
I told you he's a liar! / You're right, Barb!
It's okay. Listen... My child!
Look at my son's eyes! Look!
David! / I told you!
The file cabinet says everything!
Ma'am, what are you talking about about file cabinets?
My life is a lie!
I'm sure it's just the tip of the iceberg!
You're a bad artist and a liar! You messed up the bookkeeping!
Jan, come back here and explain me what happened?
It's OK, Marla! Our child is safe!
I love you, David! Your father loves you!
Today, the King of Polka Jan Lewan begins a five-year prison sentence.
In a tearful apology ,
Lewan pleaded guilty to doing Ponzi schemes...
... which targets elderly in 14 states.
Dozens of elderly people come when verdicts are dropped...
... to bring out his anger _ to Lewan in court.
Jan Lewan drains our property.
Most people like Mitsubishi.
I personally prefer Sony.
Best resolution, S-VHS connector,
The best audio in its class.
Everything looks the same to me. Which one is the cheapest?
That one.
Not so good people here.
I think most people hate me.
Even Mickey sent me a hate letter.
But, you know, I'm trying to survive day after day.
Tell your father about you.
I stopped using a stick.
That's good news! You...
Excuse me? I'm a problem.
I was very scared of my roommate.
He just came out of isolation cell.
Walker? / Right.
Yes, stay away from it.
I think it's a mistake I'm in a cell with this person.
I never killed people or even hit people's faces.
Whatever you do, it's definitely bad enough to end here.
I was in one cell with crazy people.
What can I do?
It's my fault to be able to be with a bad person.
But I think of you, Marla.
Kan and David.
How do I still want to give you everything.
That keeps me alive.
Jan...
In the end, I think it's good.
That's good my throat was slashed by this crazy person.
What? Why, Jan?
Because now everyone here is good with me.
Everyone says I'm a tough person with prison credibility.
I can't believe they put you're one cell with that crazy person.
That's real crime here.
The whole system is messed up.
Believe it or not, My mother sent greetings.
What? To me? / I know.
He is hard to believe.
Unexpected things happen at the supermarket.
We hear good news.
I don't know what you are talking about.
Jan.
It's a pity they can't finish the task.
Ed, do something!
You attacked us! / Nobody forced you!
We will call the police! / You invest with it,
Because you are greedy!
How can Polka musicians pay below average...
... gives you 12% interest, while the bank is only 3% ?!
Greedy base! Greedy, greedy, greedy!
You should blame yourself!
Something is wrong with you!
I still have my money!
Ed, walk fast!
What is he... / Gosh...
Insane basis!
Finally my mother defends me! That's good news!
Yes, as you always say, he will finally like you.
Good things are indeed created from my injured throat.
There are other things I want to talk about with you.
OK.
This is very difficult.
Very difficult.
Not only not having money,
But people think I know about you and your investment.
You don't know anything. I hardly even know!
But you know.
You know.
Maybe I'm just a fool.
But I want to believe in all good things.
And I...
I want to be sure of you...
Because I love you.
But I guess I will never be able to trust you again.
I want to get on with my life. / No...
I will win you back. You will trust me again.
I will always be your friend.
No! I don't want friends!
Sorry, but I don't want to be Ny. Jan Lewan again.
This is official. I lost everything.
I'm sorry.
I also apologize.
Five Years Later
Tyrone. See you later.
Bullshit.
See you soon.
Take care of yourself, Polka Man. See you at Grammys.
I learned a lot from you.
Jan, do you need a ride?
No, it's okay. I will take the bus.
You came!
Sorry to be late. I just returned home at 3:00 p.m.
My child...
That's good you're a hard worker.
Mickey.
Hey, Jan.
I'm sorry.
I never visited you.
I turn away from you.
You're here now, Mickey.
I'm a bad friend.
This is America.
We all get second chance.
It's heaven, Mickey.
This is definitely heaven!
I will rotate this.
What is that?
This is a farewell gift from my music community.
They are all killers, so they will never be free.
You can feel it, right?
That sounds good, right?
That's amazing, Dad. / Yes.
Just need a trumpet here and there, and a little...
Pizzazz.
Right.
This can be very famous.
After being free from Prison,
Jan Lewan starts the plan the show business is back.
He promised to repay debt of $ 4,931,452 to his victims.
After 5 years of trial,
Marla Lewan was forced to retreat as Ms. Pennsylvania 1998