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What's bad
Oh, shit.
There are people there
You are an astronaut falling or something?
Whoever you are, You blow up my truck!
You will get me another truck,
and I'll run your donkey on it.
[snapping]
I don't mean that.
[roar]
We are good
[tense music]
♪ ♪
[squeaky]
[shouts]
♪ ♪
[slow rock music]
♪ ♪
Dude.
Want to give me a hand?
Jonas, how long do you think?
I can continue to do it this work alone?
Dude, I'm resting.
Oh
I'm cutting.
Oh, yes, cut what?
page.
With what?
Where is my lawn mower?
Relax. It's there.
Oh!
Fuck.
I thought I finally understood working now
Ooh, ooh, ooh, You know, I might be
just needs to change something here
The break is over
Oh, man, think I have it now.
♪ ♪
You know, if you spend half a lot of time on real work
like you do with your things,
You might really make some good money
Just say
Lars, you already have a business degree
and you are planting bushes throughout the day.
I mean, bushes don't hit on my couch
for months,
bush doesn't ask me for work after college,
and bush for sure don't drink all my beer
I like bushes.
Well, bushes don't take you home
After a long night at the bar,
they don't help you forget about it
the newest and greatest you break up,
and they don't fix it your truck for you
when it 'doesn't work
Okay, all right, You took me there.
OK, cool fertilizer time
[rock music]
♪ ♪
[sighs]
So I know it's my shovel,
But, uh, what now?
-Dude, this? -Yes.
This is my shov-brella.
Take a look. Hah?
Oh!
Keep going from the blower leaves me
Hey, so, uh, five o'clock.
Good day in old age Watering hole
No, man, I just want to have a few beers
and fainted on the sofa.
But it's Friday night.
We always go out Friday night.
Yeah, well, I want to try something different,
like sleeping
Yes. Yes, you might be right.
You know, you might be too old for that of fixed items
Good.
But you are buying and driving.
Dealing.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[playing rock music]
[chat is not clear]
Wait until you see my last catch
Biggest, worst, meanest
bitch river you've seen
Evenin '', Sampson.
Don't you "even" me, kid.
I am a marine
This is no evenin ''.
This is a bad celebration.
And what will you shoot this time?
Sharks!
Right there on the river.
That's much harder than the grizzly
that I shot in the Yukon.
And he took me to his jaw most of the time.
Uh, yes, and what river is this?
River L.A., you damn it!
Enter ten bullets into him.
Tired of him coming out Until he gets dizzy.
Same as a woman in my bed.
You know, one day, Sampson, you will realize
and hopefully not like nonsense, huh?
Yes, that sad day will happen.
Ooh, nuts.
Dude, I have to be honest. I hate this place.
What? I like it.
I mean, the chair is very old.
Beer tastes like it comes out of the tap.
Come on.
I don't even want to think
about what this stain is on this table
Dude, they wiped.
And the smell is really disgusting.
Tell me what is there to like this place
Besides that it is clear.
What can I get you?
How are you doing, Candice?
Hey, Lars, how are you doing?
A hard day at work?
Yes ma'am. That's all
What about you, Jonas?
[stutter]
Well, I'm fine.
You know, the hardest day a job that has ever been, uh,
with, uh, um, which...
[clears throat, fingers pinch] Sun.
And we have dirt and shovels and shrubs,
And, you know, we sweat with work, and so...
[clears throat] Yes.
Yes, you still sweat.
Well, you know me I always sweat
Work! I always work - always work.
Huh? So, uh, how are you?
Because it looks a little later tonight
-You are fine? -Yes.
Everything is slow? Everything is fine?
Yes, it's slow.
What can I do for you?
Uh, two IPAs.
[Candice] All right, coming soon.
-Oh man. -Bro.
-That's magic. -Yes?
I can feel the sparks come from it
I think he really starts digging you
The signs are there. I mean, think about it.
When you start talking about how much
You sweat and the bush you plant...
come on, man, why don't you propose
Yes, I'm a gentleman, okay?
Uh, take my time, Pick my moment,
know him a little.
Dude, you know him.
We come here every Friday night,
and every Friday night, is the same thing as you
You sit there, and you stutter,
and you become nervous like a little teenager.
No, don't eat it!
Disgusting.
Just ask him.
I'm working on it.
Bro, otherwise say something,
he will end with the drunk Sampson.
Ugh.
That's not difficult, Jonas.
Guess your ball is just not so big
Like your brain, huh?
Lars, have you? Looking at us lately?
Come on, man, I'm dirty and sweaty
and, oh, let's see, poor too.
I mean, I can't ask him like this
I don't even have a dollar for my name That's not honorable.
Honest hard work, It's honorable, Jonas.
Why, because it's difficult? I mean, come on, man.
There must be how to make better money
rather than sweating our donkeys on the rich lawn 'all day.
Dude, as much as you think, money isn't always the answer
Of course it will be solved many of my problems now.
I mean, come on, man, I want to do something big.
I want, you know, doing something great,
Live that dream!
While you do that, I will dream
cheap drinks and cute waiters.
Here it is.
Feel better, Jonas?
Yes, I always feel good around you.
You can, uh, throw this out on the Jonas tab ''.
[Candice] All right, will do, hon.
This will be ten in total.
Oh man.
Dude, I need to borrow ten dollars Are you kidding me?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[murky]
[Sampson] Hey, sweet cheeks!
When we are going to separate a bottle and bed, huh?
I told you, Sampson, I don't have customers.
Oh dear, After a few drinks,
You will not care who I am.
Sampson, all the drinks in the world can't do that
Well, it's worth a try.
[male announcer] We will report it more like we followed this story.
Pay attention to your head tonight.
Astronomers at Griffith Observatory
is preparing for a shocking meteor shower
Meteor, which is expected to go down bigger Los Angeles Region...
-Here 'is your change -Thank you.
[newscaster]... that is brought the planet is almost behind
with meteor size from a six-story building
that by all accounts it seems that has been burned when entering
when it disappears from astronomers ''...
[Candice] Love to get my hand on one of the stones.
Create a bundle.
What do you mean?
Meteorites, meteors.
You know, really cool
Stuff 'has been floating around our galaxy for centuries
only collects space dust
Then they just hit our Atmo and burned
like a sparkling diamond.
Yes.
You know, they hit the earth regularly.
There are various types of from different rocks:
irony stone, rock, rocky stone.
The irony is that people are the most valuable and easiest to find, I think.
Others only see like ordinary rock.
-But yes. -Yes, Yes, Yes.
I mean, cashews -
cashew - meteoroids
and, um-- sparkling stones
and night highways.
I-I can't-- I love them. I love them.
I can't get enough of them.
I mean, you must look to like them
Yes, my cousin works in the science museum.
He says people pay for dollars for space rocks.
Really?
There are people who have experienced an accident into his living room a year ago.
He is upset until he sells it.
Buying a new home.
Nice to hear it.
Thank you.
Yes.
Hey, wake up, wake up, wake up.
Come on let's go.
We have work to do.
Oh no, no, no, no, no, no no no no.
Come on let's go, this is it
[Lars] I didn't do it!
[Jonas] Right, left.
You have this You have this
Look at yourself You are a little dancer, you
-Good. - [Lars] Leave me here
[Jonas] I can't leave you
[Lars] Tomorrow's will be terrible
[Jonas] what! Tomorrow will be extraordinary.
Let's drink coffee.
OK, friend. Come on, come on.
Almost, yes. Close. There. Okay, good, good.
[man] Meteor shower impresses thousands of people
all across from Southern California.
Authorities have reported meteor impacts
in the Angeles National Forest
as good as Joshua Tree National Park.
In other news, is a growing number
of removal in high desert areas
the local sheriff's department attribute...
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[Lars] So let me straighten this
You want to go dig into space rocks
in the middle of that night?
Dude, they need a lot of money!
So sleep well.
Jonas, just promise this will not change
like the jackrabbit scheme; remember that?
That will work if someone is not angry.
Besides that, man, I say, rabbits are very easy
Candice tells me these things are worth a ton of money.
Oh, Candice tells you. Oh, good, huh.
Say what: we will find one of these things,
we will sell it,
and we will split 60-40 profit.
Wait, and why? will you get 60%?
Because it's the idea.
Yes, and indeed a half-wise idea,
so you have to get half.
Fifty fifty.
Do you know what? Good. Fifty fifty.
But that is only because I am your friend
And, uh, we use my truck.
I think this is our truck.
I mean, this is my name is on it too
Oh no, no, no, that's all Because I'm your friend
[explosion]
[Lars] Dude, where the hell are we, anyways?
[Jonas] Here, give me the map.
Thank you. Good.
-Who, understand. Understand. -Jesus.
Fuck.
Sorry.
So cruel.
There are no men. Look.
Dude, what is that?
OK, what do you know?
If we go...
if we go about 20 miles away -
Jonas, look out!
Jesus Christ!
Ohhhhh, man
I tell you to stay your eyes on the road
Whoa.
[Jonas] Oh, man.
[Lars] damn holy.
[Jonas] Jesus!
Is that an electric tower?
Of course it looks like that.
How is it going down?
Hey, man, whatever that is,
we don't get around the mess.
Let's go.
Jonas.
Jonas, let's go.
Something must have hit him.
Oh yes, what, one of your meteorites?
-No. -Yes.
Oh yeah. Take a flashlight.
Sure.
[Lars] Cursed, I sometimes hate you.
[Jonas] Yeah, well, you can Hate me after we are rich.
[Lars] Dude, what are we even looking for here? [Jonas] Dude, I already told you, space stone!
[Lars] Oh, space rock, okay.
And how is a space rock?
looks different from ordinary stones?
I don't know, might be like
it comes from outer space or something.
This is crazy. I am crazy.
-I can't believe I'm doing this . -I don't.
You are not right type of adventurer.
- God, you don't. -Hey!
And this is not an adventure.
This is a wild goose chase.
I mean, shit, Jonas, There's nothing here
but dirt and more dirt.
Lars, you see the tower is there
There is something here. Keep looking.
Dude, it might fall from an earthquake or something.
I mean, come on, man.
I don't want to spend all night here
It's cold, dark, and I feel silly.
-Process. -very rude? Silly
You know when I feel silly
is when I plant bush and shit all day
You don't see me complaining.
I don't see you complaining?
That's all you do!
Come on, man, take a chance!
I mean, think about it.
We can get rid of it from the work page, p.
How bad is that?
I like page jobs, Jonas.
Oh man.
This is a simple and honest job it happens during the day
And you know what is not?
That doesn't make me wander through the unlucky desert
in the middle of the night look for space rocks!
Do you know what? Screw it
-Lars. -I got out of here.
I will return to the truck.
Lars, come on, man.
Good luck chasing your magic.
Lars!
Fuck.
The truck returns like that.
Dirt.
[Lars] Whoa!
Lars!
Holy nonsense
This is what I want to spend my Friday night
Dude, give me a hand.
Smell like rotten eggs here.
Oh Oh!
What do you see?
-That's it. That is space stone. I will be damned
God, this item exists - It has some weight.
Still warm.
-Yes. -I wonder if it was made from.
Maybe something valuable.
So much for wild Goose chasing, huh?
Shut up.
Well, let's get this item back to the truck
Yes yes.
[exciting music]
[Jonas laughs]
Come on, man, let's go!
Come on, man, we are almost there!
I wonder if they pay with ounces
-Sini. -Ooh!
Hey, do you mind if we tell Candice I find a stone?
I don't care
Go impressed your female friend.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[beep gas indicator]
Ah, and that's
Oh my God.
[cellphone]
Hello.
Um, this, uh, uh, Jonas from--
man from bar
Uh, from Friday, you know, every Friday.
Right, hey.
You know, when I give you my number,
I don't expect you to call me at 7:30 a.m. on Saturday morning
Are you drunk?
No, no, no, why?
Why - why - why do I have to get drunk? I mean, I just--
Pfft! [laughs] No, I just - I--
You know, I'm calling for just, you know, uh...
Yes?
- Tell the space rock? -What?
We found a meteorite, a space rock
We found everything ourselves.
I mean myself. I found it.
Alright...
-Good. -Yeah, I'm, uh--
I, uh - I, uh - I, uh, want to know
if possible we can stop by and you know,
You can see it and you know,
just give it - give us your expert opinion about it
Now?
Are you sure?
Hell, I'm awake, so...
meteor!
This is one way to start the day.
-What are you still there? -Yeah, yes, still here.
Still here, always here for you.
Alright, uh, let me give my address
Ugh. God.
[Lars] Now, what was explored up your ass
and make you very happy this morning?
I just finished a phone call.
Oh, about stones?
Yes, you could say that.
Hah.
Your cellphone gets GPS?
Can I use this? I will use this
Yes, go for it.
So where are we headed?
Candice's.
There is no nonsense How did that happen?
Just lucky, I guess.
How do I look?
-Good. -Yes?
Yeah, yeah, you look alive.
-Good. -Sure.
I can do life. Yes.
Hey buddy, do you smell that?
Something in - something in the air?
Yes, actually.
What is that?
That's the smell of change, my friend.
Lars, I'm not serious.
You can't really smell changes
Jesus.
Come on, man, You look like a dog
with the head blown away right now.
- Stay with me here. -Wait a minute, okay?
Smell like rotten eggs.
Ew, God.
-Oh, damn it. -What?
I don't want to smell dirt. Roll over your window.
[roar]
What is...
-What is that? -I do not know.
It looks like damn pelican mutants
Pelican?
[Jonas] Like birds or the like.
Yeah, well, it's one damn angry bird
Whoaaaaaa.
Oh god damn it.
Jesus Christ!
Oh my God! Whoa!
Remove from the truck. Release it!
[roar]
[Lars] Release.
Shake it off. Come on.
-Oh my arm! -Oh, god, are you okay?
[Lars] Come on, go down.
I don't think very like us.
Yes?
Okay, let's see how it feels stop suddenly
Oh, my baby
He tore my baby.
Oh, shit, he's still gone. He still leaves.
Should I turn around?
No, screw it.
Encourage.
I think we got it, man!
I think we got it! I think we -
[laughs]
We understand! [laughs]
-Oh, oh, my baby My dear. -Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
What did he do to you?
[Lars] My truck is fine Before today, Jonas.
[Jonas] Sorry
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
[knock on the door]
Hold your horse. I come.
Val?
Mornin '', roomie.
Gosh, Val, what do you have? know what time it is
It's Saturday morning. Is it important?
I lost my key again.
But I have another adventure Last night.
Oh, what's the name?
Rodriguez.
Val, I work in a bar
and I don't drink as much as you do
This is not my fault You don't know
how to relax or get drunk for free.
Well, sorry I never in the mood to feel up
with some douche bags only to get some cheap drinks.
Don't knock it until you try it
[knock on the door]
Speaking knock.
Sorry, I have a date.
On Saturday morning?
God, you are really shy!
Well, good morning, Cand-ass.
Hi, Vince.
Is Valerie here?
He just entered
Is that your date?
Shut up.
Valerie, my little concubine.
Oh, hi, Vincey.
Now, Valerie, don't start playing hard to get.
Oh, Vince, once a month.
That's as easy as that because it gets for you.
[Vince] Well, that's why I'm here, actually.
I want to renegotiate your rent
I was thinking, uh, twice a month.
Are you sure you can even last long?
Vince, can you please go to our apartment for some other time?
I'm waiting for a friend to arrive
He has a date.
On Saturday morning
God, you're a shy, aren't you?
Val, you really have to get this one put
That's what I said.
OK, I'll leave.
But think about my offer, Val.
I will even throw free utility
And if you want it to make alternative payments,
I always open for suggestions
I suggest you go
if you want to "renegotiate your rental contract."
You are amazing.
I'm amazing
That's one word for that.
Ugh, I really need a shower.
I can't believe you're still silent sleep with our landlord
Well, I can't believe that you're still paying rent
Almost no.
[knock on the door]
Ah, Christ!
-What more do you want? -Hey how are you?
[Jonas] Hey, we were attacked by by a bird on the way.
That's very big.
I think it's kind of from mutants -
a kind of mutant bird, really scared us
Alright, look, this thing is rather heavy, okay?
This pansi 'is afraid from the elevator
You live on the tenth floor.
Can we enter?
Yes.
-Okay thank you. -Hi.
- Don't move -Good.
You have to stop moving and dance in your seat
Alright okay.
Now you just stretched. Stop it.
You said a bird attacked you?
Yes, I mean, that's how they look.
Say what, though: they are less friendly ways
than them on the Discover Channel.
We really bothered him.
KO will be that bastard.
Knocking him right on his ass. Explosion.
[Candice] And how do you kill?
this mighty animal, O brave knight?
I'm not a knight.
But, you know, at one point, he is right above us,
and then, bam, I hit the brake.
Sucker must fly 50 feet.
Save our two donkeys.
What? I did it!
I do it. Please, ask Lars.
-Please don't. - [Candice] Sounds dangerous.
You enter the monster Slaughter the business now?
I'm kidding.
I'm glad you're fine.
You know, you're funny when you blush
And last night, we - I mean Jonas
find this
What is that?
Only the worst payday you've seen
It's warm.
[Lars] Yes, this is sitting
behind my truck all morning
I've never seen something like that
Yes, I don't think there are other people.
It fell from the sky Last night.
I lured him out of the desert.
Dude, what?
It's bad enough you have it bring it to him
Now you will tell where to find more?
He is not interested in in money.
Anyway, he thinks I'm cute, human, come on
I want 20%
[Lars] God damn it.
Jonas, you're just as stupid
as a bowling ball when it comes to women
For what?
Call it the cost of a searcher.
Good. But you didn't find it.
And you won't have if I don't
has told Jonas it is worth seeking out.
Oh really?
OK, good, 20% -
from the part.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
-Wait, wait, wait. -Oh.
Wait a minute. That is not fair.
Oh, that's not fair, really?
What's the use now, huh?
How much money do you owe me?
- Twenty percent. -Deal.
Allow me to contact my cousin. He works in a museum.
What about that damn bird?
What about that
This is dead. You killed him
Exactly! You owe a living to it.
And don't think it's worth it less than what I owe you OK, alright.
Ten percent of each of our shares.
Does it work?
Dealing.
But I don't want to hear it anymore about
that "lazy bitch Jonas" again.
Okay, alright, alright.
I admit it. You're fine here
And you even succeeded to call it
I think you only need encouragement in the right direction
Thank you.
Does not make you less lazy.
[signal busy sounds]
Only more honored.
I like respect.
Guys.
Something is wrong.
[fog fluttering]
[Candice] Oh, my Lord [siren lament]
Maybe we shouldn't do it So close to this window.
Dude, Dude, Dude, Dude, I'm feeling it
this one 'looks at me
Is that weird?
Can, I am taking your shorts again
Valerie, shut up once this time.
Will you bring them again?
[growling creature]
- [scream] - [broken glass]
We must divert attention.
How?
Lars. Lars.
Your monitoring
Toss me your mild.
What are you doing?
Trust me.
[Jonas] Hey, hi there, Big bird.
Take it easy now.
No need to go all Cookie Monster to us.
Running.
Running!
Get him.
Come on! Let's leave here!
Do you see that nonsense?
I do that I do that
My truck is in the alley. Let's go!
- Lift! - Oh, God, not the elevator.
You know it's not will get here
faster if you continue to do that
Will you stop that?
We don't climb stairs.
We all stick together.
[loud bang]
This elevator sucks.
Blame the landlord.
what's the matter is this all?
Who are you?
Who am I?
I am the building manager. Who am I, sonny Jim.
Who are you, Huckleberry Finn?
We - we are just on the way out, sir
What smell is that?
You already smoke in the apartment again
-Haven isn't it? -With--
I told you before, that is the reason for eviction.
Give me five minutes.
I will do current document
Turn! Turn!
[Lars] Go, go, go!
Oh my God. Oh, my God.
[banging at the door]
So - be that person...
Fuck
And you?
-Valerie, my roommate -All right.
This is what I want to spend my weekend
- [Jonas] Right -You told me.
You will be fine
Dirt.
How will I pay my rent now?
-What? -Oh.
[man screaming]
No! No!
Get out of the back! Get out of the back!
-That's there! -Oh, I miss that
Oh, my truck!
Our truck! -We will take my car
Come on! Let's go!
- Grumbling. -Process.
-Provide it! -Big!
[Candice] You guys, my car on the other side of the garage.
[Lars] I will kill them
I will kill all freaking birds
They are not birds. They are lizards.
Val, hurry up!
- [Jonas] Lizards, like frogs? - [Lars] I will kill them
I will kill all freaking lizards
Frog is not a lizard.
Don't you ever study at school
Hey, I go to school.
Most.
[Candice] lizards, like dinosaurs
[Lars] I will kill all these freakin dinosaurs.
[Jonas] Dinosaurs die, like, a million years ago.
That is impossible.
[Candice] I use to love them as a child.
They look very beautiful in the picture.
[Lars] what are these dinosaurs?
[Candice] I can't confirm for certain,
But they are rather visible like pterodactyls
[Jonas] Terror-dactile.
[Candice] Ptero-dactyl.
[Jonas] the right name, at least.
Well, whatever it is, they are everywhere
-We need to go to a safe place. -Do we just kill them?
What, by rubbing alcohol and matches?
Because it works so good last time
Hey, save your ass, right?
-I killed one. -With your brakes.
I can do it again.
Listen, guys, we can hide back to the bar
I mean, drinks always make me feel better
-What? -No.
We have to go somewhere where we can defend ourselves,
somewhere they can't easily enter
Do you have something in mind?
Yeah, but you don't like it
Oh, good, it's Mr. Barbecue again, beautiful
Wherever that is, I will like that much more than here.
Encourage.
[sirens roar, creatures are shrill]
Christ, This is a crazy house here!
Dear God, there are monsters all over Hollywood This is not much different than usual.
If I say that we already have a company,
is that too cliché?
Candice, you may a good driver and all,
but now it will be the right time exceeds the speed limit sent
Hold on to something!
Freeway -Are you insane?
This is the fastest way.
Yes, yes, the fastest way for sudden death
-We have to get to the city center. -Why do we take the freeway?
[Lars] Why are there people? freeway
Shut up and let me drive!
[tense music]
♪ ♪
It's still behind us.
Jesus, only him?
-No more. -Oh, great, great
We are stuck here and we are dead
[horn honking]
I am not dying on my holiday!
Wow, damn it!
Oh my God.
Oh, my God.
It should be today to be a spa day
-What? -here Here
- Take the next exit. -Jonas, shut up
OK, Candice, you live on this road
Can I say anything?
[Candice, Lars, and Jonas] No!
But if you want to start praying,
now will be the right time
-Candice, do you mind? -What are you doing?
No! Oh, yes, do it! Do it!
Oh no, they will come back!
Everyone is down!
They think we are one of them.
What?
They can't say it's dead
They think we are one of them.
Camouflage.
Well, if we want to be attacked by monsters,
I'm sure happy they are stupid like crap
Oh my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
[siren blaring]
[Valerie] Your idea is safe
Yes, are people still robbed? during a crisis?
No.
Wait wait. Wre they?
Come on.
What?
-What is this place? -I don't know, man.
Let's just say I have submitted this address
enough to know it by heart,
even if I don't want to.
This is not a drug dealer place right?
No, worse.
-Your girlfriend's? -I don't have it
- And I won't bring-- - [man] what?
Oh!
Small flame feathers section from bars
Come see old Sampson, whether yes
Nice to see ya come to your senses
Oh, and you bring the company.
Well, I have never played for that team long enough.
OK.
More, festive, I always say
What is that?
I see...
You kill a dragon
This is not a dragon.
This is pterodactyl.
[Sampson] Ptero-what?
Is that scientific for dragons?
No.
Great hunters
Yes. Surprised?
Are you sure it's dead?
Oh, it's dead, alright.
That's the second I've been killed today.
Now.
What are ancient flying reptiles?
do it in Los Angeles from all places?
I used to do this who did the promotion for the film
Maybe it's something like that. Yes?
They have died for more than 65 million years!
And how do you know all this?
I read.
You know, book
He's kind of a nerd.
Bookworm
I used to push nerds into lockers in high school,
suitcases in cars, toilets, walls, concrete floors.
You name it.
How am I a nerd?
Come on, you take over DVR
with Discovery Channel nonsense
I-I'm a bit like a nerd.
And you boil in your coffee
-It's really weird. -This is called the French press.
Val, I taught you how to use it last week
-It's still weird. -I am weird? What about you
You drink vodka First thing every morning.
Hey, I drink it with orange juice
Okay, enough! Look.
What I want to know is,
where the hell is a fucking military, huh?
-Yes. -You know, tanks, jets.
All the nonsense that our taxes must pay.
It's there, I might just have an answer for you
Whoa, whoa, whoa, looks like a military.
Where do you dig it?
Well, let's just say when I leave the marines,
I took some souvenirs.
Yes, talking about, how did you leave the marines?
Yes you know how alcohol explodes
when is it stored next to gasoline?
Uh, no
OK. Pretty much.
Luckily I still have a few friends in Vandenberg.
Marines never forget themselves.
Yes, this person has a lot of friends.
Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter.
Do you copy
Are you sure it still works?
I repeat, Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter.
Do you copy
Maybe it's not installed
It can.
Discard time
Vandenberg Alpha, this is Lone Hunter.
Do you copy
[man] Anyone who can get this, we are attacked
I repeat, we are attacked
Monsters come from the sky.
Too much to count. We will be slaughtered!
Wait. What is that?
[monster roars]
[man] This is incredible!
Send everything you have! Send--
Dirt.
This is worse than I expected.
Now I'm aware.
No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, These things, these things,
They were extinct before, right?
-Yes. - [Jonas] alright
Okay, so all we need to do
only, you know - we will find out
what killed them all last time,
and you know, we will do it again
-Dude. -Yes.
Jonas, they were killed
with a giant meteor 65 million years ago.
Am I the only person? who knows this?
-What I don't get is... -I am in science class.
These are pterodactyl, right, they just happen to appear now?
Maybe they've already been waiting for _ all this time,
just hatched from their eggs
I-I don't know.
Yeah, well, how do you have so many eggs?
I mean, are there giants dactyl just putting these things,
Like on a large conveyor belt, do you know?
But here's another question. How do they make eggs?
Good question! Nobody yelled at him.
Maybe you are just fair all wrong.
Maybe ancient ones big meteors
don't kill '' them after all.
Maybe it's just throwing '' them
into the cold, dark unlimited space
And that's where they live.
Turning around in void, waiting for their time
More and more upset.
And now they have returned wholeheartedly.
Maybe they just want their home back
Our house.
Maybe what they want is our freedom
Maybe they are just fair itching to fight
[crazy laughter]
Yes.
Okay, okay, so, uh, assuming there isn't anyone here
In this room there is a giant meteorite somewhere,
um, what is plan B?
Bullets
[key click]
-Wow. -Yes!
Dude, it looks like Rambo is there.
Weapons
Your freedom can hold in your hands
Is that a bomb?
Oh yeah.
Forgot I even had it.
Farewell gift from old boyfriend
Navy SEAL, sweet lass.
Sweet butt too
Isn't that dangerous?
Oh yeah.
Never sleep with women
who has shiv in her bra.
-Uh-uh. -Hey.
That fee You, sweet cheeks.
What is BS? about freedom now?
Well, free freedom. The weapon is not.
Does it look like we take money this morning?
How do we pay you
-Oh, uh-uh, it's impossible -Dude, dude.
We divide this enough.
[Jonas] Dude, Lars,
we need weapons
Yes, and I need a new truck.
Just don't
Trucks, weapons.
OK, alright.
What do you want?
I want the dragon.
Pterodactyl?
[Sampson] Yes.
You don't kill it
I see? Dan Columbus did not find America
-Public! -Dude, come on
Do we agree?
-Series? -Who cares?
Jonas, yes
Now, who will help me move this object
Have you ever fired one?
Just when I was little.
you?
No, Mom doesn't believe in weapons
It says I can build it my own, though
- [Lars] are you -Yes.
It turns out that dry cow dung makes big gunpowder
Good.
Eh, that might be a little a little too dangerous to--
What? A woman?
Whoa.
What other surprises do you hide?
I'm not always a bartender.
Say
Maybe later if not human-eating reptiles are everywhere!
Yes? Yes.
I think I need to teach you how to hold a gun
Or shoot one.
-Oh, no. -Hey!
Val, in this case, I think it might be
too dangerous for women to have a gun
Good.
Then I will go looking My own weapon,
like a sword
or some scissors.
Understand.
[siren blaring]
Okay, so this is a difficult part.
As soon as this main stream enters, sit there,
then this can slide the rest of the trip
See here?
You are very good with your hands
I'm sorry. Sorry. Um...
Scary day right?
No
They are only big animals.
You know, only teeth and claws.
There is nothing to fear.
They have killed thousands of people.
Right, exactly.
So we need to score though.
Nobody bothered you, right?
No, nothing - nothing at all.
Very.
OK.
Try sliding the incoming one Good.
Like this?
Oh, bro. Sorry. Sorry.
A mighty monster killer, huh?
Yes, well, monsters are easy.
And is that woman complicated?
Look, I'm just - I'm suck Women sweep from their feet.
We don't want to be swept our feet
We want someone who can keep us standing?
Yeah, well, not every woman like you
Sounds like that starts personally
You know, I keep being told
that I just don't get enough personal
Damn.
- this is
You know, when I am a little girl,
I keep scared monsters in my closet
Can't get out of bed,
going to the bathroom, nothing
You go running to your parents' room?
Well, my father isn't that,
"Don't be afraid. They're not real."
Instead, he will tell me to strengthen.
Show how they are afraid.
That job
Finally.
One day, I just had enough, you know
I just marched Up to the closet,
open the door, and see there is nothing there
I'm not afraid at all.
I just need to deal with it and find out.
Your father sounds very smart.
Yes.
He also gave me nine millimeters
for my tenth birthday
So it definitely helps too.
Daddy is very confident.
Can I try again?
Ain is not so scary now.
That's good.
You understand
Are there people there?
No tone, zip, zilch, nothing!
It's like the end of the world around here You could say that.
Almost out of scotch.
So it's about weapons...
Hey, fair trade for fair trade.
I'm not a government I'm not a charity.
I am military
[soft music]
♪ ♪
[tolling object]
You know, It's time like this
it really makes girls think about what he wants
Yeah, mm-hmm.
And you know what I want
more than a big strong man to protect me
You must have so many weapons
just begging for use
So you think you can my loan is only one?
[stutter]
Yes, I'm sure we can come with something
So, what will I get, rifle
or pistol
or bazooka?
[wing flapping]
[Valerie] What's wrong?
Oh, shit.
[glass smash, Valerie scream]
Oh no, no!
You are a reptile
I will just be laid down. For years.
It's been years, you bastard!
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Get out of the way!
Dirt.
Maybe Sampson got away.
You know, he could have survived
This is the profit.
Oh, shit.
How did it find us?
I mean, they are only animals.
How about it? can something like that
Track us whole city damn
I don't know
Wait a minute. I think I know.
This is this.
What do you mean?
[Lars] Dude, think about it.
Once we take it this stone,
Those things are in us like fleas in dogs
They want the stone back.
But that is the harvest of our money.
We can't just like that throw it away, man
I mean what about the business? What about your truck?
That is not important if we are dead
Lars, keep your voice down.
No I will not.
Just think for a moment.
This is all bad luck will not happen
If Romeo here doesn't talk to us to go with
in this prehistory joyride through hell
Dear God, Jonas, I mean,
people are killed for this matter
So, it's all my fault now.
Yes, that's damn.
Just like that, what, last dozen
I have already gone with one of your schemes?
- [Jonas] Hey! -Guys...
Just because you don't want to dream, man,
don't try to lower me because I have one.
Your dream is my nightmare, okay
And this one will end with us
get to our neck in prehistoric pigeons!
[Candice] Guys!
Can you solve this? another time
Like bullet theory works.
Oh, Jesus.
What about you align your drama,
drop your penis, take your weapon,
and kill some reptiles?
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
Move, move, move, move, move.
Well, this is a mess.
This is not my fault.
Yes?
Well, this is the type
Your scheme always brings us in
My scheme? My scheme?
When can my scheme be obtained? do we become like this?
[Candice] Guys, will you be silent? and shoot something?
This is crazy!
They are like bad luck soldiers!
- [laughs] -Why are you laughing?
Dude, I just came out, like, four of them.
Well, keep it up!
[negative beep]
[positive beep]
[beep key]
-Good! - [laughs]
We managed to run it!
[unpleasant snarling]
Oh, shit.
[gunshot]
Good shot.
Cursed, I'm happy to meet you
Don't be too happy I all run out of bullets.
Alright, damn, let's stock up, then.
[Jonas] And get hell out of dodge
There must be somewhere where these things don't.
[pterodactyl screeches]
I lock one in the armory.
Only one?
That's not too bad.
[horn horn]
[bomb ticking]
Fuck.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Are you okay?
A terrible day.
Jesus.
[wing flapping]
-What? - [screeches]
Bake.
God, how difficult is that killing this bastard?
Hey, you're too many iguanas!
[cracking]
Damn, it's hard to throw.
Oh damn it.
Lars!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
-Lars, no! -Lars!
[Lars] Help!
Lower me! Bring me down! Jonas!
-God, I will kill you -Oh, no, no, no, no!
[Candice] Do you mean no?
Let's go after him!
Come on!
Whoa! Bring me down!
Come on!
Where is he?
[Lars] God damn it!
There! Come on!
[Lars] God damn, Jonas!
Come on!
- [Jonas] Lars! - [Lars] Jonas!
Lower me.
No, in the second thought, don't put me
You stupid lizard, bird, reptile
Oh, Jesus, look at this.
This is a slaughterhouse.
I mean, where 'is the police, national guard, anyone
Anyone who is 'smart' is hiding now
Yes, what made us?
[Lars] Jonas! Fuck.
- Come on, like this, come on. - [Lars] God damn it!
[Lars muttered indistinctly]
[Lars] I will be there this Sunday,
Because I killed Jonas, and that will be his funeral.
Jonas!
Through here. Through here.
Come on, come on!
[Lars] Whoa!
[pterodactyl screeches]
Down. Down. Down.
[pterodactyl barks]
Shh, shh.
That will come. It will come.
That will come.
[wing flapping]
What is that sound?
Swarm
Sorry.
[Lars] God damn it!
Lars.
Come on.
[Lars] God, this is worse than flying to LAX
-Process. -I come.
Do we lose him?
I don't know
[Lars] God damn it!
Not as long as he Gets air in his lungs
and curses on his tongue.
Come on!
[Lars] Jonas, I will kill you!
- Christ on a stick! -No!
It must be their nest.
Jonas, we can't just go cowboys there
We can't just like that leave him there
They will tear it to shreds.
If we go in there, they will tear us to shreds.
I caught it.
Lars up there,
and I will do something about it
[dramatic music]
What kind of drunk is this?
What is...
Hey there, barbecue
Just relax.
Hope you are still not sick about, you know...
This is not that bad like Jonas did.
I mean, he burns your face.
[rustling wings]
What?
Oh god damn it.
Fuck.
Fuck!
I will be damned
They have no meteorites.
They are eggs.
They are you fall from the sky
Oh my God.
Yes.
What are we doing here?
I think you want to help him
me.
Jonas, we need to call police, military,
someone who knows what they are doing
Have you seen any police lately?
And we know what happened to the military
Jonas, this is suicide.
You go back there, you will not come out again
Damn, Jonas, You can't do this
I don't want you to die before me -
Before what
Before I get a chance to really know you
I spend my whole life not making anything from myself
Just make something.
I think being smart is enough, but not.
I can't let it sit there.
I have to do something.
I owe it to him.
Well, if it's how will it be,
then you will need someone to keep you standing.
They bring struggle for us.
I say we bring it back to them.
Are you sure you want to do this?
Do you think you even have a word in this case?
That damn flying lizard it's better to be careful
'Because we will make them extinct again
[exciting music]
♪ ♪
Hey, don't worry
I don't move after that last hit.
jerking.
[far cry]
Oh, sweet mother of God.
[man] why did you go to the building?
Hi.
Hey.
Where am I? What happened?
Lars. Lars Wales.
Johnny. Johnny Dean
Well, Johnny Dean,
to answer your first question,
we are in the middle of from a storm of nonsense
Yes, this ugly bastard
has taken the shop in this apartment here,
which I believe belongs to for some types of artists.
I will be honest with you, Johnny.
I don't know anything about art
But I have to say, I mean, this is pretty good.
How can you stay so calm?
Look, there's no reason in panic, okay
Just wait.
Come on, aren't you Have had a fight before?
All we have to do is keep calm, look for our opening,
and then we give them The real fight.
Bastard.
What do they do now?
Why don't they just eat us?
I think it's because they are young like their fresh food.
Are you ready to do this?
Yes.
Let's kick some past.
[dramatic music]
♪ ♪
How high are your words? the nest?
Floors 24, 25, maybe.
You know, I'm thinking
I can really use it Exercise.
No?
Damn.
Dirt.
What does it do?
Why did he see to me like that?
No no No, no, no, no, no, please!
No, take him! Take him! No!
No, no, no please!
I pay my taxes! I'm a good person
No! [scream]
[crunching]
[gunshot]
-Little help here -I tried.
I don't have time to test this item
How about that?
[gunshot]
Burn the bastard!
Oh my God.
Well, that's not too bad.
[creaking ceiling]
You just have to say it, isn't it?
Yourself One big ugly mother...
[click weapon]
Jonas.
Jonas!
Come on. Come on!
[shouting]
Wow.
I feel like I should say something patriotic Are you coming?
Take it easy, Barbecue. Come on, man.
Oh oh, oh.
You are very calm
OK, alright. Here it is
Come on!
Come on, you suck!
Come on! Come on.
-Lars. -Lars.
Children from...
[Jonas] Lars!
Jonas.
[pterodactyl roars]
Take it easy, Barbecue.
Sorry about burning your face
You are even worse from the big one.
[Jonas] Lars!
Jonas!
Lars.
Turn it on.
[intense music]
♪ ♪
- Reload. -Understand.
Ready.
Shoot '' em! Shoot them all!
Not now. Dirt. Come on.
You are again.
Return.
goes on.
Bring it.
Okay, let's see if you can fly
Not so lazy now, huh?
I'm sorry, buddy I'm happy You don't stop at me.
Never, man
Is that my new leaf blower?
Still working.
Always nice to see A little man loves.
How are you doing, Lars?
Much better now I'm no longer on the
menu Ah, bullshit, that's right.
Guys, we have a bigger problem than fishing me
out of dino 's digestive tract.
There are 20% of you.
They are breeding.
Yes, but not here.
They bring them from another place
Hey, hey, guys, guys.
Is that visible? like Sampson to you?
[Candice] Looks like he's not
the only one who collects trophies.
-What? ugly bastard
What are the ways to go.
What is that?
Where am I?
Oh my goodness.
[crazy laughter]
Oh my God.
Skinny bastards drove me through the wall
and still can't kill old Sampson.
And now you kids are here to save me, eh?
We will show them reptile birds anything, right
Now, who will help me get out of here?
[Sampson] I don't think anyone thinks
to bring my flask with them, right?
No.
[Lars] Must've slipped my mind.
There must be something to drink around this place
Hey what's wrong?
Eggs.
Why did they bring them here?
Are they building new nests? That doesn't make sense.
Unless they are all men,
but then where are all females?
Wait, how do you know this isn't a woman?
I mean, do you see?
Maybe they are waiting for for something.
Maybe - maybe They are like ants or bees.
How?
[distant roar]
There are always queens.
[joking away]
Fuck.
[tense music]
♪ ♪
Move.
-Move! -Yes.
Hey, guys, I will say right now is the right time to retire
from monster-hunting business?
No, no, no, we have to end this.
Jonas, we can't just stay here.
We need to kill it, here and now.
-This is probably our only chance. - [Lars] Oh, huh?
And how do you propose we do that, huh?
With that? No, it's impossible.
That's not enough explosives.
Come on, man, see that
This, like, half a dozen high stories
Then we need something that will make a bigger explosion.
Yes, what is it like?
Good news, everything.
I found a liquor cabinet!
What?
How much more do we get?
How much more do you need?
No! Wait! You don't understand
What do we do? This is a better job.
They can't use that one.
Look, this isn't fair! Please!
What I want to do is drinking.
Just drink
[Jonas] Come on!
[Sampson] is that so much to ask
-No no no! -Do you hurry up?
Huh?
-Good. -Now...
we only have to get attention
How will we do that?
I think I know how.
Okay, maybe a little too much attention
That will come. Pull the pin.
Drag the pin. Pull the pin. Pull the pin.
Drag the pin!
Sitting tight, kiddo.
It's my turn to kill one of these bastards
On behalf of from my ancestors
and alcoholics everywhere!
♪ ♪
Drink!
[belches]
Say, Lars. You know you want
Oh damn--
Wow!
Very good, Sampson!
Never thought I really said this,
but I think I will miss it
Hey, guys, I think it's still alive Geez
Sampson!
Oh God, huh!
Yes!
I'm fine.
Just a little juicy, I guess.
Shame about the head.
Will make a good trophy.
It's okay, the prostitute is possible
will not fit on the wall too
Hey look! The cavalry has arrived.
Screw them!
I have this one honest and fair.
Not so scary now, isn't it?
Let's just say I'm allowed
to sweep you from your feet a little
Hey, Lars, you will be ready to work on Monday
I think I need rest from the yard yard business.
What is in your mind?
I need a vacation.
Humans, one hell from the road spend the weekend, huh?
What
I need to drink.
[music victory]
♪ ♪
Good evening, and welcome back
for "Tonight with Tommy Killingsworth,"
the talk show he has the interview you want
with the subject The most important.
Today we are talking about which is called the terrordactyl invasion.
Now, the remaining pterodactyl
has been rounded up and sent to uninhabited islands
in South America where they are watched closely
by the military.
The question I have is, what will happen next?
Now, all pterodactyl, if I'm not mistaken...
Scumbag.
Wow, look at you, Rico Suave. Very good.
Okay, I think I have to overcome it
since you came with Elmer Fudd's line.
-Very good. -Oh, funny, funny
Too late too late, I understand.
That's what happens to a man
When he is caught in front signs the signature
Wait, where is Candice?
Trapped when signing the book. We recommend that you see the line.
Silent. -Talk around the block.
- [Jonas] Check it out. - [Lars] Wow.
How did he do it?
-Same as usual -What is bad, huh?
[Tommy] with me tonight are two pterodactyl experts:
Sampson McLain, who has been praised as one
from the hero of Los Angeles after the mobile video
He helps defend the city against wild animals
go virus in the days that follow.
[man] Dude... shit.
[Tommy] We also have Teresa Quinn,
a biologist and astrophysicist with Columbia University.
Now, Sampson, I'm interested in your mind about this pterodactyl relocation project
Relocation
Listen, junior.
Pterodactyls have their day
They are history.
Actually they are prehistoric.
This is today from humans,
and it's our job to make sure that remains like that.
As an American, we will never again
fear of from the past.
-Uh... -Listen, kiddo.
I have seen things that will happen really curl your hair
So do you ask him?
Come on.
What? Come on. Don't worry too much
It's not that I'm worried.
It's like, you know, time, all that.
Alright Let me see.
-Now? -Yeah, come on, whip out.
OK. Be careful, okay, okay?
-Cautious. -Careful, careful, careful.
Whoa.
-Huh? -Good.
Ah, only one thing.
What? What? What? What is wrong?
Do you have to get one so big?
I mean, you don't compensate, right?
What, 'because my ball is not as big as my brain?
No, I will admit, you understand that one knows alright.
Listen, neat, I shoot sharks on the river.
I've wrestled with a grizzly bear.
And for pterodactyl,
I have on the belly of the animal.
Oh damn it. I think we will go forward next.
I think someone comes here Dirt.
[man] They are ready for the mic guys guys up.
- Alright, thank you, man. -Thank you, bro.
[Sampson] We will be ready.
You can bet your sweet ass on that, kiddo.
Hey, Lars. You come?
Can't keep going this damn job alone.
Fuck.
Grizzly Bear, you say
OK, thank you, Sampson.
It is very insightful.
Ms. Quinn,
let's turn to you now.
What are your thoughts
Well, from the beginning From time, humanity has asked
if someone else occupies the stars
And now we know.
Our past is up there,
waiting to go back
Detention only the first step towards
prevents attacks like this from happening again
We can learn a lot of from pterodactyl,
but we also have to remember
this might just be the first wave of these animals.
Who knows what danger lurks in space,
Waiting to fall into our backyard?
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