- [Chris] Have you ever seen Brown Bunny? - [Chester] no.
What is that?
[Chris] This is a movie with Chloë Sevigny and Vincent Gallo.
And in it, Chloe Sevigny goes down on Vincent Gallo like five minutes.
- And they use the original penis. - [Chester] It's just pornography.
No, no. This is called acting. If you write in the manuscript
that I suck your penis for five minutes, I will do it
Why? Because you paid me.
I will not suck your penis for six minutes, I will not do it for four people.
I will damn the full method of that,
and only Daniel Day-Lewis stinks in my mouth for five minutes
Does that make me gay? No.
Just make me, like, a very good actor.
Okay, in this situation, why me? who pays you to suck my penis?
- Do you prefer to suck my cock? - I don't want to suck people's dick.
You should not write it in the script
[cellphone]
Danny, I know what you are going to say. No problem. I will get your money Don't worry
What? Why 800?
[buzzing cellphone]
I don't know what you're talking about, man.
Fuck, contact the police. I do not care anymore.
That's all of you Goodbye.
- What happened? - I'm very messed up
"I was very chaotic. Feeling bad for me."
You are indeed a drama queen.
Oh, damn it!
- Brakes, brakes, brakes! - Brakes! [shouts]
[Chester] Uh-huh. It's around 70,000 miles, but that - it's in great shape.
Mm-hm. Oh. Oh yes, yes. The trunk has an automatic hook,
up front.
Yes, and the suitcase is super wide.
This is very large, like a living room. Can fit the love seat.
No.
No, no, not really, no.
See you there, Carlo. Thank you.
Good.
Uh huh. Good. Okay bye.
Yes.
[more women than recording] Welcome to The Travel Linguist.
This is Portuguese 101.
In this lesson, you will learn the same greetings.
The word for "hello" is oi.
The word for "help" is kindness.
[car horn horn]
[the woman on the tape speaks in Portuguese]
[speak in Portuguese]
[in English] Right. Don't forget to roll R's.
[continues to speak in Portuguese]
- The word for "thank you" is obrigado. - Let's go!
Start the car Let's go!
[engine starts]
Cool. Hey, don't slam the door. Don't slam -
[Chris] What are you listening to?
- [Chester] I learn Portuguese - I have to change this
- What's wrong with this? - No.
Why doesn't this work?
Can we not with that merchandise?
This is a vintage car. Need to be treated with child gloves.
What? I need to change everything, okay? That is either this or Scientology.
And I can't wear a maritime style uniform. That makes my face look fat.
Well, I only sell this car, So, let's take care, and don't smoke.
Can you close my list for 30 minutes? I need to meet this person at 10.30.
What people
Carlo. Men from Craigslist. He called me this morning.
He wants to buy the car. This person has an amazing story.
He just moved to this country--
- Do you sell your car without consulting me? - Do you even listen to me?
- That's quite selfish. - Can you close my list?
If you sell your car, how do we get to Rock the Bells?
I can't go to a concert. I just told you that I will meet Carlo.
Then I will work double. Back home.
- Sir. That was my night I ordered. - Do you know what I did to get this ticket?
I don't go to the concert with your brother's fake ticket.
Sell them and remove your car from the confiscated person.
- Grow. Get life - Good.
And what are you packing for, huh?
Brazil. I will go to Brazil. You remember Brazil, right?
Do this early in the morning? Brazilian conversation
- no... - All right. OK. I will do it.
Well, have you got your ticket?
I mean, not yet, but I'll do it.
No, I don't think so. We go to a concert.
No no no. We don't go to concerts.
Because once I sold this car, I used the money to buy a ticket.
I'm serious this time. You won't get me out of it, okay?
You... You're still coming with me right?
Yes, I come with you, okay? For the umpteenth time.
Good.
I see, then stops being like a downer about it.
- OK? - I'm not a downer.
It's just that you've talked about Brazil every week for the past 4 years,
So, like boys crying wolves, and then being shaken by wolves
- and all of his friends - I don't want to hear a word from you.
Real fast, can we discuss this? all ideas move to another continent?
I mean, I'm going down, I just want to make sure that we won't regret it forever
That's a good idea.
Yes, okay.
This is my plan to retire when we move to Brazil.
- Damn, you tried smoking it? - What? No.
- do you want to snort? - How--?
- You're so crazy I entered, though. - No, no, no. This is guayusa.
- I don't understand - This is the super Amazon leaf,
packed with caffeine and natural antioxidants.
I have been researching this matter for months.
You want to know how much it costs
- to send and produce this one bottle? - Four seventy nine?
Seventy five cents
And they sell it here for $ 4.79, for people...
For people like that.
That's the profit margin of $ 3 that these companies make.
That's what you are doing in your free time, Chester?
Researching drinks in a bottle?
- That's weird. - Oh, shut up. That's not strange.
Guayusa is the future.
- Will you stop saying it like that? - Like what?
- Guayusa - Guayusa
- I said guayusa
Good. So, when we arrive in Brazil,
Your plan is to start something natural energy drinks using guayusa,
and then sell it to the high-end market in the U.S.?
I mean, genius right?
I don't know how to explain this, But your plan is damn stupid like bad luck.
Does that make sense?
Is it registering or--?
Forget it. You're out. Have fun making minimum wages.
Let me explain why it won't work. When we arrive in Brazil,
we don't have job prospects, so we can't make money.
We don't know anyone, so we won't have social life.
We must use condoms during sex. That means it doesn't attract girls.
Excuse me.
- I'm sorry. Please. - No problem.
What is the morning pill? Law down there?
OK, let's drop a few notches.
- There-- - This is a Catholic country. This image
I was strangling some beautiful Brazilian people, being confident,
I start caressing him for a long time, boom, condoms are broken
- There are babies - Can I go to the pharmacy and get it?
or do I have to drop it in some doctors without permission
- to handle it holistically? - I have to go. I don't know you See you later
- I know you. - No.
I ask a difficult question, Chester, and that's how it should be.
I don't know you
You have a very bright future in front of you, Chris
Thank you. I know me
Ah. Chris. Dude.
I heard, man. Let me tell you something.
This shoulder has your name written on it.
If you need a good shout, man, let the tears flow -
What are you talking about?
Word comes out. Everyone talks about how Brooke broke up with you
Let me tell you something.
I have no problem seconds you are careless.
In fact, I prefer the seconds of your sloppy.
It's like your approval stamp in pussy
This is how you came to me this morning, Greg?
Why don't you ask? my grandmother's pain?
[speak in Portuguese]
[Chris] Fucking Greg and the ginger shot.
[speak in Portuguese]
I go with or without you. I freaking hate this place.
Rich people judge me all the time.
Greg and his cool hat Cool Runnings.
There will be no concerts like this in Brazil.
- There will be concerts like this in Brazil. - Rock the Bells?
No, but obviously not hear a funky sound
from Jorge Ben Jor.
- [music playing on cellphone] - Huh?
I don't mean this to sound racist, But the music killed me.
Why? That is good. This is fantastic music. Have you ever seen a Brazilian women's dance?
Yes. "Brazil" is my favorite porn search word
before "drunk" and "amateur".
I don't know what it's about amateurs. I love it. This is more authentic.
- Sell me something with integrity. - One hundred percent.
We will have all the time in this world
to talk about porn preferences and samba for salsa music.
It's in IE, man. It's like three hours.
Please. I need this.
I will pack after the concert,
and we will take the first flight in the morning
- Come on. I will even get us a real ticket. - You packed before the concert,
and we leave early tomorrow morning. You understand
- My word is my bond - All right.
- You. Danny wants to meet you - Why?
He is nervous The division manager person stopped by.
- Damn. Thank you. - [Chris] Yo, look at this
Look see. "Wuz really hooded? Two tix VIP,
three hundo, far from the crowd."
I think he meant "from."
Will you pay me $ 300? If I do sexual assistance on your body?
Nobody wants it.
[knock on the door]
Enter in
Brooke says you want to meet me?
Enter, enter
Stop standing at the door like a strange strange
Enter here Close the door. I have something I want to talk to you about.
Hey, you remember the incident a few months ago
involves sending stolen from one of our trucks?
Truck? It's not me... I don't know what you're talking about.
You don't think I will find out, Are you?
You carry a lot of dead weights.
Your fucking friend, Chris?
He's a bummer. That makes you an idiot, to be friends with him
Know what he is doing He takes all of that, he sells it to Organix for -
How much did he say he sold it for him, $ 3,000? What is great
Wrong.
He sells it to Organix for 5 grand.
He keeps an additional two for himself, humans.
Stings, right?
Your bestie He stole from you You don't even know that.
What do you want?
You owe $ 5,000 to the store for the food you steal
- I don't have that much money - Then you and Chris are fired.
And believe me, I will file a claim.
Have you ever done any time in public pop?
They eat children like you for breakfast.
So, add that, add your guarantee, your attorney's fees,
You get sodomy in prison every day.
I can contact the prosecutor's office.
- I know someone - - No no No. Please.
I sell my car in half an hour.
That's $ 2,500.
It's yours. That's all I have.
Well, it will be done temporarily.
- Can I leave now? - you can go now
I'm so crazy, bro.
Man, I don't play like that, Johnny.
Know what I'm saying I'm crazy.
You know, sidekick, a little - What's good, man? Do you have a problem?
- We have to go. Meet me at LAX at 3pm. - What about the concert?
Damn it Danny knows about Organix. He will go to the police.
- What are you talking about? - Go home, collect, and get your passport.
We will fly standby if we have to, but we go today
- But I don't have a ride Dirt. - Close my list!
[cellphone]
My name is Maloney Talk to me.
♪ Dirty ghetto kids ♪
♪ Look what we do ♪
♪ hurrying from the baby bed We can... a bigger place to stay ♪
♪ Latest for nonsense Always be the right one to crap ♪
♪ We said we didn't enter Now turn around and see what we do ♪
♪ Look what we do ♪
♪ Yes, look what we do Look at what we do ♪
♪ Look what we do Look at what we do ♪
♪ I think my life is bad No... ♪
♪ Appreciate what you have ♪
Dirt.
- Chester, my friend - Yeah.
- Hey - I'm Carlo
Oh hey, Carlo. How are you?
I'm always, uh, very nervous
to sell items on Craigslist, Because there are a bunch of strange people,
but you look really normal.
Right, there are lots of strange people online trying to use you
- Yes. - You have to be careful.
- Right - OK
- So here it is? - Yeah, yeah
- I like his appearance. - [chuckles]
Like a 45-year-old mother,
- wait to get fucked. - I don't know what that means
I have a flight to catch within a few hours.
- Do you mind if we speed it up? - Is it okay to test drive?
Just to see everything is fine?
Yes, of course. Of course. You must check the merchandise.
Sorry if it's racist.
- Don't know why I said it. - I think that you can drive,
and I can ride a gun. Can I?
- No. - Is my cousin Rico to ride with us?
[Carlo shouts in Spanish]
Your cousin?
- [Carlo speaks in Spanish] - Very big cousin
Hi. I'm Chester Nice to meet you
You are almost as big as the truck. Are they 22?
No problem. She shy. The English is not very good.
[Chester] Sorry
I mean 22 cars on the truck, not you. Why do you have rim, right?
[chuckles] That will go crazy.
Hey, Carlo.
[Rico speaks in Spanish]
Hmm?
- Whoa. Hey, hey, hey. - Do you think I'm stupid?
- No no. - is this a stolen car?
- What? - You try to sell me a hot car, fucker!
No, it's not a hot car. That is not what it is.
Then why is there a suitcase? and the dirt bag in it ?!
I'm going on vacation. I told you, I have a flight.
I don't steal vintage cars and sell them on Craig's list.
I don't do that. That is not my thing. Please.
[laughs]
[whoops, then speak in Spanish]
[whoops, then speak in English] That's fun, man.
Whoo, dear, you're very nervous. I'm just playing with you
- You need to loosen up. You are very tense - [chuckles] Yeah. I am tense "Antique cars! You say it's a vintage car!"
Oh, that's funny You have to tell jokes on stage.
Like black people who tell jokes on stage.
That black person, um... what's his name?
Aah! [speaking in Spanish]
- [in English] He did Delirious. - Hah?
48 Hrs.
- grace - Effie... Effie Murky.
- Eddie. Comedian. - Mer - Merdy.
- No no. - Pretty sure it's Eddie Murphy.
No no no. Eddie...
- Murphy - Merly.
- Murphy - mercy
- This is Murphy. - Something like that!
Good.
Let's finish the test drive, then we finish the sale.
I drove you to the airport, no problem.
- Rico, let's go - good
Why--? Why him -?
What does he do?
- Hey... no-- - [Carlo speaks Spanish]
- [in English] We leave now. Come on. - What?
- Why is he in the trunk? - He likes to be alone.
That's weird.
Will your cousin be okay in the trunk?
[speaking Spanish, then the person who speaks Spanish via telephone]
I can't help but realize it Your rich American accent.
It's very beautiful, how to flow from your tongue
I mean, what is that?
Belize? Nicaraguans Salvadorean?
Let's go a little further down.
We are almost there.
[man whistling, then shouting unclear]
[unclear chat]
Dirt.
- [cellphone] - Oh, my boss
- Look? He is very worried. - Turn off.
He might send a yellow warning if I don't check in
I never knew the way to silence these things, actually.
[laughs]
Okay, yes.
- Okay, very funny - [whistling]
Can we do this while driving? Please?
I have a phobia about various things approach my eyes This - [gasps]
Please don't do this, okay? You want a car, it's your car.
I won't tell the police. Let me go.
[American accent] I don't want the car.
Look at the pink house?
Wait, what happened to your accent? Why do you fake accents?
Because it makes you feel more comfortable.
That's really a social comment why you are more empathetic
for people who speak with accents. Now I will ask again.
and on my signal, you will go fast.
Do you mean purple?
- pink - - No, it's more than light purple if there is one.
- It's fucking pink. - Honestly,
I'm not the best for this job. I am a great team leader.
My resume speaks for that
But being a vacation driver is not one from my strong points - Strong accordingly.
Yes. I feel very spontaneous today. Lets do it. Yes.
[man 1] Can't wait for you to see what I brought my mother for Mother's Day, Dude.
[man 2] I forgot it came, blood.
- Damn. - [man 1] what?
- You don't have something Mama - [man 2] no.
Of all my favorite beaches,
[human 2] Hell, no, nigga. Caesar.
[man 1] Not pizza.
- I say, get out of all the beaches and crap. - [man 2] Oh, you said the beach.
[man 1] Yes. [laughs]
- [man 2] what is - Blood, me -
Oh Wait, wait a minute.
[man 1] What is cracked, coz?
- What did you see? - I never saw the car
on the previous path
[Carlo] Now, in my signal,
You pop luggage.
- Understand? - Understood.
One.
Two.
Three. Now!
Guatemalan boys greet!
[Carlo laughs]
[laughs]
Drag! Pull!
[tire squealing]
Take it!
[Chester] Oh, God! Oh, my God!
Bastard
- Can this crap go faster ?! - I'm fucking hate Craigslist!
Go!
[Chester screaming]
Don't slow down. What are you doing
Sorry, Carlo. Give me a minute.
I apologize for that.
I'm sorry.
Oh my God.
From now on, when I say "don't delay,"
and you pull over,
I will consider that disobedience.
And what do you do when a dog doesn't obey you?
You put the bitch.
Now...
You will drop us in our car.
[Rico and Carlo speak in Spanish]
- [in English] Okay. - Let's go.
[Carlo speaks in Spanish]
[Rico laughs, then Carlo laughs]
[Carlo speaks in Spanish]
[in English] Whoa. Where are you going?
[Chester] Shortcuts.
A walk in L.A is a death trap, So, I took the highway.
Believe me, this is the fastest route.
[Carlo] You better be right too.
[car horn horn]
[Carlo sighs] faster, huh?
How should I be to find out there is construction?
You know, they have to make an application that tells you if the highway
supported because of construction, and how to take a detour.
- That's a good idea. That-- - That's Waze.
You just explained it the most popular map application
purchased by Google for 1.2 billion dollars [both speak Spanish]
[in English] One-three-point Gracias, Rico.
You are enough now with, uh, Silicon Valley news.
That... it's impressive.
We love to read about merging applications.
Exit this exit
Good.
Oh, hey, come on, man.
See this? Driver L.A. typical, man.
- Maybe it's late until the audition. - [car horn horn]
- Hey, man, it's easy to be horned. - [Chester] you won't get the part
- [car horn horn] - Come on.
[horns continue to honk]
Easy to horn!
There are a million other actors like you.
- This doesn't suit you - Doesn't this happen to me?
You know, I drive a Bentley V-8 Bentley.
So, yes, this suits me.
What's with your car? Is that real skin? Doubt it.
What is plastic? [laughs]
This is a 1997 vintage car.
He thinks he's better than me Because he pushed imported impurities?
When you talk about people,
You have to roll up your window. Maybe you have to do it manually.
Do you know, manually?
Do you know the word?
When you talk to someone
- on the freeway, - Stop.
make sure you don't drive a $ 100,000 car!
- I dare you - Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- [banging and breaking glass] - fuck
- Are you kidding me? - See what you made me do?
- Damn! - I made you do
- I'm crazy when driving - don't see the car
- Don't talk bad luck with someone. - get out of the car
- I drink melatonin every night. - Hey, hey, hey! Enter the car!
- [Carlo shouts in Spanish] - Hey!
What happened?
[keep shouting in Spanish]
[in English] No problem.
[horn honking]
Fuck. Fuck.
Oh, you must be kidding me.
Come on.
[doorbell rings]
[music played on the speaker]
Stapler? No...
Trucks.
[dispatcher] 911, what is your emergency?
I was robbed at gunpoint by two Guatemalan people in a pickup truck.
They stole my car and tried to kill me
- Hold it, sir. I will transfer your phone - No. Don't hold me back.
- Sir, soon. - No. Don't put me - [grumbling]
Good. I am dead.
[hiss]
[Johnny] Hey, Chris.
Rise and shine, man.
It's a beautiful morning.
[Johnny laughs]
- Ow! - [Johnny chuckles]
- You have to see - - what the hell
- pieces of dirt - [laughs]
- Are you trying to wake up? - Down!
- Are you trying to wake up? [whoops] - Get out of my room!
- Your face looks like my bastard! - Fuck you
Oh yeah. Thank you.
You are the best. I never felt it.
Hey, I just posted the video. It's like 15,000 loops.
Check it out, Patti.
[Chris on cellphone] Ow!
- what's the matter - [Laughter] Look at his face.
- You look like a lame person. No? - Yeah, he did it
Do you mean quadriplegic?
Paraplegic has nothing to do with faces
Oh "You mean people are paralyzed?
Paralyzed is not there Do it with your face."
[blowing raspberries]
[Johnny] Damn
Do you see the impression of this spot-on? Patti do you?
I see double here. Well done, Patti. Keep coming
[chuckles] So...
Other glorious days at work come for you, huh?
You are psyched to break a cardboard box,
and stock the shelf with cans all day long?
Get breakfast high in protein on.
Don't run out of energy, all that works hard.
You learn sarcasm at ripe age 35. Good for you, Johnny.
Just get out and get a real job. Nobody wants you here Why don't you get a real job? I will get it when you get it.
I am diabetic, jerk.
- I have to stay with Mom and Dad. - How did the nobleman treat your diabetes?
[beep beep]
Hold that thought.
[sniffles] Whoops.
I only made 300 dollars.
What are you scalping
- Strokes ticket in Greek. - are they even real
Yes, they are really real. They were approved by Ticketmaster.
[imitates crying, then explodes]
- Your whole face - what is it
- Do you sound like when you came? - Yeah.
[beep beep] I'm sorry Do you want to go to the Rock the Bells show?
I got two tickets that I had to unload.
But it sold out four months ago. How many?
For you?
Brotherhood prices
[click tongue]
Three hundred dollars.
Come on. I can't do it. Give me for free.
Check Craigslist. This applies at least 800.
- But your ticket is fake - The concert will be very big,
You only appear, they will glance at your ticket,
and let you enter
This is my area of expertise now.
If I want to know the price of in some annoying meat
on the meat market,
I might ask you.
[sniffles, then cleanse the throat]
- Because that's your profession, dipshit. - I will give you 100 for two people.
Blow my dick with your mouth.
Do you hear that, Patti?
- Johnny wants me to suck his penis. - Chris. Language.
Pay attention to what you say in front of Patti, You are not polite vagina.
- [music played on the speaker] - [Johnny] Oh, damn it.
Oh, shit. We nail this
Oh my God. Yes.
We are in pocket.
Very convenient
[safe beep]
[music continues to be played]
- perfect Perfect so far. - [car horn horn]
What is that?
Shut up!
Wait. Good. OK. Pause, pause, pause.
Come on. What was that? We have a perfect game.
Oh, the idiot. Your drum is amazing, by the way.
Maintain that intensity when we stop. Hey, Chris!
Chris!
Your dyke friend is here to pick you up in his car.
Tell him to stop honking the horn.
He ruined our game. Wait.
Are you in my room?
No, you are paranoid making love.
- Stay away from my nonsense - Nothing sucks, Johnny.
You rummage through my shit.
[whispers] And I don't like it.
You sniff around... [sniffing] sniffing my crap
- Why are you whispering? - What is wrong with you?
- You are. - You smell my crap
- makes me very angry - don't worry
- from my dirt - Stop.
- Stay away from my nonsense - Stop whispering.
- I don't whisper. You are. - I don't whisper.
You stay out of my filth
- Stop it. - Stay away from my crap
See you later, Patti.
Fuck you
Come on.
All right, Patti.
Grid, we will re-enter
- It feels like cheating games, right? - Yes, he is.
I will sue Xbox.
[Chester speaks in Portuguese]
Let's go, let's go
Cool. Hey, don't slam the door.
- Don't slam - - What are you listening to?
I don't go to the concert with a fake ticket.
Sell them and remove your car from being confiscated.
- Grow. - [woman] You have a very bright future
in front of you, Chris
This is how you came to me this morning, Greg?
Why don't you ask? my grandmother's pain?
Dude, that's rude from me. Too early for that, you are right. B. I
Do you want to hear something messy?
I get two tickets to Rock the Bells will be in vain.
That's 500 dollars in the sewer.
Two? I've been looking for everything.
- I checked StubHub and everything. 500? - this is
That's too much. I will not touch them
- until you give me a better price - I mean, I can do it for you for 300.
- Three hundred? - Yeah.
Oh, shit.
- Yo, what-- Yo, what's the matter? - What?
Why are you trying to sell me a fake ticket?
- What? - I think we're cool.
I just brought you to Jamba Juice
and buy you a ginger injection. Finger shots are not cheap.
Do you think I'm fairy ginger? Like ginger growing on a tree?
Of all people, I know how much it costs to shoot ginger.
This is an expensive addition to smoothies. I understand
I just tried selling good tickets for an amazing event
I feel like Jesus here.
I tried to give you something and I was persecuted.
Very? Jesus is a ticket scalping for the Last Supper?
If you don't want it, good. Off deal Forget it.
That's fake. I know them The original has security foil on them.
That's not real.
Real or fake, nothing will annoy.
There will be so many people there, security will only let you in
Do I look like a sucker nigga? Don't answer that.
Two friends were caught with a fake ticket last year.
Security successfully entered.
My first friend, broken leg. He can't even walk now.
Second friend, dies.
I don't know your friends They may have a weakened immune system.
I have to go.
- [Chester] Why? - I think he's nervous
about the division manager's man stop by
See this Look. "Wuz really is a hood? Two tix VIP, 3 hundo, far from the crowd."
- I think he meant "from." - [Chester] Go pack, take your passport
We will fly standby if we have to, but we go today
- But I don't have a ride Dirt. - Close my list!
[cellphone]
My name is Maloney Talk to me.
- [man] Yo, did you call me about tickets? - Yeah, yes You still have them
Yes, I have them. Don't call me in that sexy voice.
Three hundred for both and don't come here on some nonsense.
Where do you live?
Valley. 450 Vespers from Ventura. Don't be late
- See you in an hour. - Yeah. Faster.
I'm sorry. Our card machine is actually not working.
Do you have money?
[groans] Sorry
The eye pulls me. [chuckles]
Thank you very much.
What are you doing?
None. Yo, if Danny asks me, I will have lunch.
This is not 9:30.
[Chris] Lima,
six,
seven...
Eight hundred.
[sighs] what's up, baby
What's wrong baby? Everything is good, brother.
Everything is good, honey.
He is not Maloney. You are Maloney Be a damn Malware.
Is that your black Rover Range outside?
That belongs to Jay.
Cool.
I just want to know, like, I'm in the market for one, so...
Like, that or Lambo. Only something that suits my character.
Just - stop talking
- [groaning on the computer] - [Jay] One.
Two.
Three.
Four.
Five.
Six.
[snoring]
- [woman] Jay! - Fuck you [grumble]
- Jay, let's go here! - Fuck.
- [door slam] - Hey, what, what am I saying?
When the door is closed, Don't disturb me, don't send me.
- Nothing. - [booing]
Hey, yo, change the robe quickly.
Oh yeah.
- put it, Mom. - Do I look so cold to you?
[booing]
Whatever.
What did you see?
None.
- I'm only here for the ticket. - Oh, you silly bastard
who calls me in a donkey's voice. Yo, the last two I have, man.
Don't be damn your sausage fingerprints all over them.
OK? This depreciates its value.
Is this really VIP? I mean, I know it says it on the ticket,
but there are many, like, fake VIPs around -
Oh well.
I'm sure you think all Asians are pirated
DVD, Louis bag, concert ticket?
Racist bastard Get out of here. Give my ticket back
I have never bought a fake Louis bag,
So, I don't know what ethnicity from that person will, really.
I don't - you know
I've heard that is a specific type.
No no. No, no.
I just, you know...
- No. - [chuckles]
What are you laughing at?
Yo, what's your problem?
Do you really want me to say it?
Every time we say we will...
You have something happening.
- What is Wi-Fi here? - I don't treat the vagina?
No problem. I have LTE
[booing]
Good. Yes, you start some nonsense, but you can't finish it
when is nonsense, right? You're afraid
You're afraid right
Jay, I'm not a scared person.
Now go from my path.
You touch me again, we have a problem.
- Hey, hey, just relax. - Let me go.
- bastards - Let's try Ujjayi's breathing.
Inhale through the nose, exhale through the mouth,
- like a window fog. - [cellphone]
- Can I use your bathroom? - Yo, down the hall, man
What do you want?
[key click]
What's wrong baby? What is wrong?
- not bad Fuck him. Fuck him. - [banging at the door]
- Yo, what's wrong, man? - [Jay] Yo, what are you doing there?
- I just finished. - I have to be mentally, so, fast fuck up.
Make sure he pays the ticket. I must immediately release this.
Hey, yo. Make sure he pays the ticket.
I speak to you.
I hear you first. Jesus.
- What do I say do it? - I will tell him to pay for the ticket.
Great.
Thank you for treating me like an adult fucking [grumble]
[groans]
[water flows, then stops]
Oh, what's up?
Oh, shit.
What's up
Where is Jay?
He must step out. You want this ticket
Uh... Yeah, I just got a call from the office,
- and I have to work double. - That sucks.
I'm just joking with what I said before about Lambo.
What?
Remember when I like,
"Oh, I want to get a Range Rover or Lambo or something that suits my character."
I'm just kidding.
I will never buy those cars.
Not because I think they are douchey, just because, like, I can't afford them.
Type of douche already.
Are you laughing
Sure enough it's laughter.
[chuckles]
Look, I'm not that bad when you give me a chance, right?
Um...
So, will you go to the concert later or...?
Uh... I don't know I might go with one of my daughters.
You have to give me a call if you do it.
Um...
I see this on film once.
- What happens after? - He was killed by his girlfriend.
Crossing Fingers This works better for you.
[Danny] Could it be possible to use some luck again Last night.
- I will say that for sure. - [man] No kidding.
Dodgers must break their victory night I bet on them.
Damn bullshit, but it's up. Win some, lose a few.
Yes, you are not lucky. I will get there in an hour.
Oh, word, you will come, bro?
- Can you take me, like, bag? - Baggie?
You get my three shelves, stupid?
I have so many shelves, I have to open Home Depot.
- Feel me - Yeah, we'll see about that
Dirt.
Yes yes.
Dirt.
[Danny] Come on, man. Don't - Damn.
Jay, don't--
Come on, don't do this, bro.
Damn economic nonsense.
Jay, hey.
I don't know you will come soon.
That, uh...
Anyone who has told you you are really prompt
This is good quality. This is good, good.
Means you consider and, like,
That means you have to come from, like, you know...
You must have been raised in a very good family.
Do you know? You must come from good supplies.
Let's do business now.
So, that's all you are That--
That's you there.
What is that?
I know I know.
It 's - That' s - This is for coke. And I will pay you $ 3000 later.
So, let me go straight this way, Maybe I'm a little slow today.
You expect me to drive all the way back from the valley
to get the rest of my money, you naughty fuck?
Do you know what? You took 405, that's the problem.
If you take Coldwater -
You say my problem Am I using the Waze application I am wrong?
Do you know what happened when did you not have money?
Yes, I remember very clearly. Looks like I have scars on part C.
Thank you for that.
So, I will ask again.
Do you have all the money from my mother?
Yes, I did. Not now. But I will have it later.
I have a lot of things moving now,
and I will have it no later than 1:00.
Swear by God
Newest.
One hour.
Am I saying 1? I mean 12
Slowest, 11...
thirty.
Or now.
Let me - I will give you some money now.
Yes?
Want Kombucha, or whatever? Connecting you? You are nice?
[Greg] Next customer takes you.
- All right, you get you-- - This list is closed Take this item
- Go away. Go. - Hey, Danny. What is wrong?
Aisle Three needs additional fifties and singles and bad luck.
- Good. Let me count this list. - No, give me anything there
No problem I will count in the office.
- Want to change? - No, I don't need change.
The only change I want is in your bad attitude
- Good. - [mouth] what?
[Danny] Brooke, calculating the receipt, except Greg, I only spent money.
- Okay, calm down. - you are calm I am calm.
I'm calm like an armpit cucumber.
Eight hundred.
Nine hundred.
Thousand. I got a thousand dollars That's a thousand dollars for you here.
Stand up.
- Why? Come on. - Stand up.
- I get $ 1000 for you Don't do this - Stand up. Stumbling
I took the old school SAT. Do you know 1600 one?
That's very good, man. I don't even take SATs.
I'm sure your ass thinks I have 800 score that is perfect in math, right?
No, I don't - I don't think of anything. Man, I'm colorblind
when it comes to stereotypes. I thought you were Lithuanian.
This is our choice.
A, maybe I'm not good at math, and this is my fault
- Or, B, - Ow.
You are really good at math, and you will teach me something new today
and give me a reason why I shouldn't shoot one of your damn nuts.
- Now, how much do I say you owe me? - Three thousand.
And how much do you have for you now?
Well, a thousand.
No. Don't do that, man. Give me one hour.
You know I'm good for that. You know I'm good for that, bro.
One hour.
[Danny] Give me three grand. What is the problem?
I know you need it I need more.
I don't-- No, I'm not gambling anymore, you're an idiot.
I will pay you back All right, forget it. Fuck, Ma.
Hope you like nursing homes. That's where I will send you.
What's wrong, Jay? You have a problem You have a problem with me
I don't have cash
So what will you do? Yes.
That's what I thought, man.
[snoring]
[men speak unclear about TV] [keep snorting]
Fuck.
- Oh! God. Are you serious? - what's wrong, kid?
Just exercise in the morning. Sit down, make yourself comfortable.
I'm good. You told me to remind you that Carey Winters stopped by tomorrow.
So, I remind you.
Fuck Carey Winters! Cat thinks he can come here
whenever he wants to check me like I am a little boy.
This boy is an adult!
- That's great. See you later. - Oh, Brooke.
Do you have $ 3,000 that I can borrow?
I am 19 years old and I work here.
Do you know someone who owns it?
- A bank. - Fucking funny Go
- With pleasure. - Hey, Brooke.
Sorry I screamed at you.
[inhale deeply, then exhale] I get a lot of pressure.
[woman] I have a large family who love To eat. That is why we shop at Organix.
They have low prices and weekly specials.
All their food is sourced from local farmers Brooke, can you be a princess
and tell Chester to come here and see me?
Organix.
- Danny wants to meet you - Why?
I don't have that money.
- Then you and Chris are fired. - No.
No no no. I sold my car in half an hour.
It's yours. That's all I have.
OK. That will happen temporarily.
- Where have you been? - Chris.
- I have sent an SMS for an hour. - We need - Okay
I just stolen my car, man.
- What? Who wants to steal the bucket? - I don't know He doesn't give a reason
before he forces me to become an accessory in drive-by.
We have to get out before Danny sees me, so let's go.
Before we do that,
I have something I know it will entertain you.
Deceiving--? I can't go to a concert right now, man.
I just lost my car,
all of me - all my stuff
- all my items - No no. Listen. I bought us a real ticket.
And we just...
We will not go to Brazil now.
How do you get money for tickets?
Don't worry about that. It's paid
Yes. Good. Damn, let's go.
- I love you. - Wow, okay
Wow.
Okay, we get a joke.
Don't homophobia.
Hah.
[knock on the door]
I'm working. Go.
[knock on the door]
Fuck.
Danny.
Old. How are you?
Ah. Mr. Winters.
What, are you a germophobia?
- A little. A little, yes. - [laughs] I like it, I like it.
You never know who brings around hepatitis, right?
Yes. Listen, I'm sorry to drop you like this,
but they changed my schedule last minute.
I just got on a plane an hour ago,
- come directly here - I don't expect you until tomorrow
Is this a bad time?
Yes.
[both laugh]
[Chris] Buy clothes for a concert.
- You look like bad luck. - [Chester] I don't understand
why can't we just go back to your brother's place
Because Johnny will kill me when he sees me
Fortunately I have this shirt in my luggage for the past two years.
- [Chester] Mm. - Ooh, ooh.
Oh, try this
Second hand stores smell like giving up.
I imagine this how the Girls set smells.
- Smell like Johnny Depp. - These children will wear T-shirts
about not doing drugs, then doing drugs while wearing that shirt.
That shirt makes you look like Jared Fogle.
Thank you. I'm not close as handsome as that man.
- Release it - Yeah.
[Carey] Look, I will be here for the next two weeks.
Make sure everything goes smoothly in our new Silver Lake shop.
But I thought maybe I could steal some secrets from you,
Teach them how to run a good business. What do you say?
- Oh, by all means. Be my guest - [knock on the door]
- Hey - Uh... - That will be...
- Oh. Please come in. - I don't mean to interrupt.
I have a number for you, Danny,
- but I can come back later if you-- - No no No. Brooke. Oh no. Stay. Stay.
I'm sure Carey wants to see how we do business.
You really do it.
Speaking of which, uh,
Brooke just broke up with his girlfriend, So, now he's single, cha-ching.
Put it on us, Brooke.
Register One and Two even.
List of Three is above 50 cents.
Fourth List 820 dollars and seven cents below.
- Even Five Lists. - What was that earlier?
Five even lists?
No.
List four
The list of Chester is missing 820 dollars and seven cents.
- I don't have a ride Dirt. - [Chester] Close my list!
Hey, I'm very sorry Our card machine isn't actually working.
Eight hundred.
I will take that count.
Thank you brooke - Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, baby
[Danny] Uh...
Do you want Kombucha or something?
[Chester] This is Chester Leave me a message
When I say that you owe $ 5,000, I don't mean to steal it From our store, you are lazy to make love. We are a top class grocery store.
I have cameras everywhere to watch people like you
Oh, shit.
Come on!
Come on.
Delete, delete, delete.
Erase. Where is the "delete" button on this object?
[sighs]
Fucking pussy
[Greg] Danny Lift, pronto. We need you in front of the store.
Give them a refund only. I don't have time for some geriatrics try to restore old bread. Fucking losers!
Man, uh... I should have told you. You are on the speakerphone.
Also... these people are not old.
Hey, who-- Who are you
We are police
[Greg] Wait, wait a minute. I hold my hand on the button all the time.
Do you understand that, Danny? These people are police.
[woman] What is your relationship to Jay Morrison
[Danny] Talk. This is loud here.
What is your relationship with Jay Morrison?
I don't know who that is.
You know, many people enter and get out of here all day
If I start tracking him, it will be considered a racial profile.
We don't say what race it is.
Anyone can be profiled racially, All right?
I started felt a little victim myself.
I might call Al Sharpton if this continues.
- Million Man March your donkey - So, you don't know who this is?
- I don't know who it is - We know your Jay champ agent is yours.
And I'm sure if we see on the reconnaissance drive
we can make sure he is here this morning.
We don't care about you We need you to help change Jay in
I don't think I can do that.
OK. Do you prefer that we lock you
to have narcotics with the intention to distribute?
Because I have no problem with that.
Also added organized criminal gambling,
and you are looking for in 5 to 10 years in prison
You must be at 6:00 to decide.
You can help us lock Jay
or two L.A.P.D. the officer will pick you up in the team car.
A better lawyer.
I always want to say that.
[door opens, then closes]
- Yo what's up - Hey
Where is the money for the ticket?
- He doesn't want them - He drives all the way here
- and don't want them? - He said he had to work or something.
I mean, I can't force her to buy a ticket, baby
Okay, why are you being so defensive?
You really want me to make sure that he pays the ticket,
and he doesn't buy his ticket because he doesn't want them.
Okay, damn it. Just ask you.
- You're angry with me - No, I'm not mad at you.
- You are mad at me - I'm not mad at you, honey
Let me make it up for you Come on.
- Want to get a massage chair or whatever? - Yeah.
- Then eat something? - Oh, my God. I am very hungry.
OK. Select a place My treatment.
- Good. - Yeah.
What is this?
This is not my ticket.
You play stupid now
Huh?
This is not my damn ticket.
Yes, I will see you at the concert.
Calm down, honey This will be fine.
- Don't be angry. - let's...
Seriously? Do you get the number and let him steal my ticket?
You are a fucking person.
[groans] Ow!
- I'm bored with you not respecting me - It hurts.
[sighs] [groans]
- Come on. - [groans]
Look, we've been together six years.
I'm just trying to get you honestly with yourself
I am honest with you every day
- What are you talking about? - No, not with me With you.
Why do you watch porn all the time when I'm here
Jay, what kind of porn do you watch?
Why do you want to ask me? that question
- What kind of porn do you watch? - Do you know what?
I will just come out and say it. Um...
Do you want to make love to another girl, or do you want to sleep with a man?
I don't know it's okay, Jay.
I just need to know, so I can stop lying to myself.
Please tell me
When I come back, I want all your nonsense from here.
[door opens, then closes]
Oh hey, Brooke. Hey, Brooke.
- Yap. - Hey, Brooke. Will you help me
Will you go to my office
and just ask Mr. Winters if he knows where I am?
- Did I tell him that you were here? - Ask if he knows where I am?
- But you're here - Just do it! I'm sorry, okay
Sorry I screamed again at you. Will you help me?
- Yeah. - Thank you, dear.
Please, don't call me dear
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, my dear I m-- - What are you doing?
I will only - You have a little - That -
Hey, thank you very much.
I appreciate. Do I support
You are the best.
[inaudible dialogue]
[cellphone]
Danny, I know what you are going to say. No problem. I will get your money Don't worry
Good, because the price goes up only. Now you owe an additional $ 800 - What? Why 800? - Your list is short this morning.
You don't think I will find out, you are nonsense
Fuck, contact the police. I do not care anymore.
- Fuck you - it's all you Goodbye.
Hello ?!
Bastard basis!
[Jay] "Maybe you want to sleep with a man.
Maybe that's your business. " Man, fuck this label.
No one put me in the box, I put you in the box.
Do good. Money and pussy.
Come on, stay together.
Keep it together, stay together, stay together.
What's the matter
Are you serious?
[cellular phone buzzing]
[Jay] I see you, bastard
[Chester] I don't know what what you're talking about, man
Do you know what? Damn it
I will send me to voicemail, you sexy bastard bastard?
Good. We start.
This is showtime, motherfucker.
- Oh, damn it. - This is Jay's time, bastard Oh! fuck it!
How do you like their apples? Good Will Hunting.
- Brakes, brakes, brakes! - [Chris] Brakes!
[Chester and Chris shout]
- Release it! I know how to drive! - Oh, my God!
Jay at this bitch! Jay is in this bitch!
Rest in peace, bastard!
What happened, man? Do you cut the Range Rover?
No. No, you see me driving.
[gasping]
- Is that a black Range Rover? - Yeah. Why?
- What are you doing? - There is no.
It's OK, okay I stole two tickets and several months
from some people on Craigslist. It is okay. He tried to scare us.
- I could have been killed - What about me?
- I can also be killed. - You will become Suge, I will become Pac.
- You will be a Puff, I will be a Big. - Why are you always the best rapper?
in this hypothetical?
There is nothing forcing you to come here. You can say no.
I must have been in Brazil now maybe
- if I don't carry your dead weight - OK.
- Want to know why I always work double? - I don't know
Because I returned the money that you stole from me
That I stole from you? What did I steal from you?
Organix?
Remember? You talk me to steal with you,
and then you sell that crap for $ 5,000 and say you sell it for 3,000.
Anyone who tells you is a liar, knows your gullible agility trusts them.
I don't believe until now, but you know when you lie.
You squint your damn eyes every time you lie, man.
- That's how I know you're lying. - No, I went to see.
Where do you go?
[Chester] We have been walking for two hours. We have not seen a car.
Of course this is the right way?
[Chris] How many times would you like to ask me about it?
But why are we walking? in the same direction
as someone who tries to kill us leave?
Look, the concert is the safest place. Well, 15,000 people, metal detectors.
I got the ticket he tried to sell. OK? She can't enter
What if he thinks about that? Is that one place sure?
Right?
I think you will be hitchhike at home. Why are you following me?
There are many deserts here. Fucking goes the other way.
What is that?
Seriously?
I will not follow you this time, Chris.
I am done.
Wait.
Chris, what are you doing
Are you...?
Dude, Brazil isn't like this.
There are beaches everywhere.
You will like it.
[Chris] Yes, that sounds good, man. I can't wait to leave.
I don't think I can... I can't do it.
I'm very thirsty.
It's okay, man.
Come on.
- [pants] - Not far away.
Alright okay.
[motor roaring]
Oh yes, yes, yes...
- [Chester] Oh. Good. Come on. Hey. - [Chris] Yo, yo, yo! Yo! Please!
- [Chester] I can help - [Chris] I understand
Please! Please! Please!
Hi. Hi.
[woman] see who it is
Aren't you the douche who stole the ticket of my ex-boyfriend?
I feel sad.
And I feel angry.
Sure.
- I feel happy. - Yeah.
And, like, I don't even know what I'm doing here,
[chuckles] but lucky Carmen has two tickets
He knows Jay is crazy. He will never give it to me.
Love is crazy
- You know? - I think.
I mean, I'm old. You know, I want to meet someone.
I don't enter the dating application.
If we are meant to be, You know, only God knows.
So how do you get to know the Sahara?
Oh We used to work together at TIYF in high school
Oh, TGIF? Um, where is Magic Johnson at La Tijera right?
No. Club strip
I will be honest, and I'm sure it's the same for you
The physical side is easy for me. I can get it whenever I want.
I want to come here
And I want to make you come there.
I want to make you enter the heart.
Has the lame line ever worked on a girl?
Just trying to be a good man. What are you talking about?
Do you still strip
No. [Booing]
- Yeah. - I'm a paralegalist now
- Oh that's good. Yes. Yes. - Please.
[Sahara] Here it is.
- We will only park the car. - We will meet you according to
[Carmen] okay Save us a place.
[Chester] Here. Oh, no, here. I got it.
Pay attention to your head
- Thank you. - Of course.
- OK. See you buddy. - [Chester and Chris] See you soon
- A nice touch. - Thank you.
- Do you know he's a stripper? - really
Topless or all-nude?
- Uh... Full frontal, I think. - Oh good.
- Yeah. - Where does he work?
Uh...
- Titties in Your... Titties in Your Face? - Vermont and Washington?
- Yeah. You've been - Yeah. This is a new location.
[unclear chat]
[Chester] So, how do you know the Sahara again?
I met him this morning. When I get the ticket.
On...?
You hit a drug vendor, steal the ticket,
- and the moonrocks? - No.
Okay good.
I stole moonrocks and tickets, and then I hit it.
Oh, I forgot to tell you, I kind of stole 800 dollars
- from your list - What?
How else can I get my car out? from the garage?
- Don't worry, I'll refund your money - You always say "don't worry".
I have moonrocks. Moon slices. Want moonrocks?
- [man] Designer. FDA approved - you are police Just kidding. Want medicine?
Actually, it's for two people. Do you want to do two?
One hundred to one gram. Moonrocks. Moonrocks.
We are at capacity.
They will return your ticket in the window. Back home.
- This is over. - [man 1] are you kidding?
- I've been waiting for hours, man. - [man 2] Come on!
- You don't even know. - [man 3] Hey, back up.
- Return from the gate. - [Chester] What happened?
They turn it off. Must find other ways.
- [man 4] I need a backup! - [man 5] Come on.
- [man 6] let's enter - [man 4] we have a capacity of
- [Chester] what? - Come on.
[man 4] All tickets will be returned at the front desk
Let's go.
[man 4] Back up. Return, and stop...
[Chester] I get something I want to say you. This is very important. Stay there.
[Chris] Yes, what's up?
[both groan]
- Ow. - what the hell
You stole $ 800 from my list and didn't tell me?
I do it for us, so we can come here.
I'm the one who gets the problem for that.
Have you ever thought about that? What else have you not told me, huh?
- Come clean now - What do you want me to say?
Truth.
- For once. Come on. - What do you want me to do?
Recap every lie I have told
- in our relationship? - Please.
Do you want me to give a damn Venn diagram
of all mini truths and half truth and somewhat-truth?
- Yeah. - I don't know I don't remember everything.
Well, let's start with Brazil.
- What about Brazil? - Come on.
- Stop. - Tell me.
- If you don't stop touching me - - Fucking tell me
- Don't touch me. - Tell me about Brazil
What do you want to know?
Do you go or not?
I won't go
I'm not leaving, Chester. Forgive me.
I just want to hear you say it.
[crowd cheering]
Can we just go?
Can we go to a concert?
["100 Roses" to play] Yeah, alright.
Damn it
♪ 100 roses ♪
♪ For the dead ♪
♪ Hear them talk ♪
♪ Where are they on? ♪
♪ 100 shots ♪
♪ For them head ♪
♪ They don't know me ♪
♪ They don't want it ♪
♪ I'm the person ♪
♪ Now you know that ♪
♪ I'm the person ♪
♪ I am the coldest ♪
♪ Tell my mom if I die Then put them in my coffin ♪
♪ If I burn in hell, I hope He smokes all my ashes ♪
♪ My city in a race Anyone who makes it fastest ♪
♪ I'm bad luck passing it Knocking niggas like me Cassius ♪
♪ I'm not there, I'm not around ♪
♪ where are you ♪
♪ No they don't ♪
♪ You know the hot jacuzzi I always like something ♪
♪ But they only talk Because they don't wake up and come ♪
♪ Niggas talks about their money Wow, I've never seen it ♪
♪ Boys, I am everywhere You are not I swear I have never seen you ♪
♪ Saying you appeared in your city Man, I can't believe that ♪
♪ But when I come and turn it off I swear you'll feel it ♪
♪ 100 roses ♪
♪ For the dead ♪
♪ Hear them talk ♪
♪ Where are they on? ♪
♪ I am the coldest ♪
♪ My mystery, my mystery ♪
♪ Dream about this nonsense And then I get it, complete mission ♪
♪ Everyone wants to be the hottest Tryna be me ♪
♪ Laughing as they think They really balling me to take the lead ♪
[Chris] This is the best concert ever.
I can only pitch tents and, like, set up camp here.
Living abroad.
This is the Man of my Burner.
I mean, do you see yourself out there? Everyone like,
"Who are the cool guys who dance the samba? for rap music,
and, like, really honest?"
- seriously? - Yes.
You have to do more drugs.
- Oh my God. Give me more. Come on. - not cold
- Not now. I have to sell the rest. - Come on. I want some.
- I will give you more in half an hour. - I want that now.
- I will upset you - I will tickle you
- if you don't give it to me - Oh, damn it.
How stupid are you, come here?
I think your ass is dead.
Who is that? Who is that?
You said you only have two tickets left.
- I think you are telling the truth. - I am a businessman. That's what I did.
Makes sense to me. Basic economics of supply and demand.
- I believe in you - You stole my ticket
Yes. But as far as you know, you know,
You lie before you know I stole your ticket.
So, technically, you know, you lie first.
You lie first
- Try to mindfuck me? - Try to mindfuck him?
There is nothing to mindfucks me. I object to you
I will take your mind, stick my penis in it, have my son put their penis in it,
run a train on your mind
- He is drunk. - I'm not drunk. I'm tall.
- Shut up. - From moonrocks, but not high.
I am not drunk, I mean. [laughs]
I am messed up
[Chester chuckles]
You take my moonrocks
I take your month? Yes.
Of course.
- And that's good. - Jesus.
- Why did you give him a backpack? - Shut your mouth
Good.
[gasping] Oh.
Where is the rest?
In the car.
- No, no. We damage the car. - That is. Yes, they are in the car.
I swear. He doesn't know what he says.
Now, why? Why do you have to do that, man?
Shut up, Chester.
You're beautiful,
great and great Asian dolphins,
and this community, it's your Sea World, man.
I want to free you
Come on, let's be friends.
Release me with that crap, coz.
Please, let's go and I swear you will never see us again.
- don't worry He won't shoot us. - are your words?
I know the statistics.
Only 2 percent of people are trapped In robberies are really shot.
[panting and screaming]
I don't get my deposit in the next 30 seconds,
the next one will happen over the shoulder of your friend
One last thing. I just want to know one more thing.
Does Medicare cover hip replacement?
- What? - Because when I'm like you,
and I assume that you can only do missionaries,
I'm a donkey. I want to be behind that crap.
But it will require hip replacement,
or nurse,
Gently swing you back and forth,
back and forth, and I don't want nurses to pay attention to me
get my fuck all the time
Hey, what are you talking about?
Your jokes don't even make sense.
You don't get Medicare until you are 65 years old, coz.
- He will know [laughs] - The joke is stupid.
- The sense of humor is only meaningful. - Our age is the same. It means.
- He's bad luck. - Knight nobility.
- We are both millennials. - [shot, then scream]
♪ I have to die I have to die ♪
[Jay screams] Let me go!
[Chris] Let's go!
- Where is your car? - [woman] Hi.
Come on.
[shouts]
[Chris] Just started working today. No problem.
Yo, Danny won't do nonsense.
If he is there, there must be, like, the police around you now.
Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right.
[Chris] Hey, I almost forgot.
Hey. Here.
Man, it's like... It's like a thousand dollars.
I pay old debt.
[chuckles]
What about new debt?
Okay, baby steps.
baby steps
- Want to appear in front? - [Sahara] Yeah Let me out.
- thank you - Yes of course.
- [Chester] See you - [Sahara] See you later
[Chris] love you
Yo.
There is a Nas concert in San Diego this weekend.
Will you pay for tickets this time?
How else will I get them, nerd?
- See you - [Carmen] Don't forget to call me.
[women complain]
[woman] Yes yes.
Do it, do it, do it. [grumbling] Yes.
[man on the radio] You can reject God,
but he won't reject you
He won't leave you on the side of the road...
- He creates every part of you. - [grunt, then groan]
He knit you together in your mother's womb
Do you not think about yourself? higher than you?
isn't it?
I know the answer. I know the answer.
- God knows the answer - [cellphone]
You ask and you do it -
- Who is this? - [Danny] you?
- I have been waiting all night. - Do you get my money?
Hey, bring four baggies for me, okay?
Never tell me to bring you something. Right? You asked for it.
I got it. But if you aren't here at 20--
[man on the radio] a greater gift, and therefore said
God is against people who are arrogant,
but gives mercy to the humble person.
You look like shit, man Are you okay?
Fuck you Where is my money
- No need to count it. There are - you destroy my count Shut up.
What, are you depressed or something? Are you alright?
You know, every time we are together
it's all tight business. I have never heard how you are.
You know, I didn't hear about Jay. You know? How are you?
Sahara and I break up.
It's messy, man. Bring it in
Bring in. Brother
- It's fucking... - [sobbing] We broke up, man.
Leave it alone, bro.
[sobbing]
Um...
What does he know, okay?
He doesn't know if he's gone. You are talented, you are wise.
And look, you like drugs, Asian Brad Pitt.
I'm not the first person,
and people won't let me be, man. They won't let me be, man.
I just want to be. Leave me alone.
You can become. You can be with me I don't care.
You can be whatever you want around me.
What are you doing, bro?
You only say I can whoever I want
I just said that so you want to stop making me feel uncomfortable
- I mean, you're gay? - Oh man. No!
- You're straight - Yeah.
- Sometimes. - sometimes?
Sometimes I like men. Sometimes I like women.
Sometimes I feel like a woman who likes women, coz.
Just give those damn baggies, get out of here
I'm tired of this label.
I'm just trying to be honest with you, humans.
[siren lament]
What are you doing? What are you doing? What are you doing, man
- Don't do that - Oh, bastard
Don't drag - Don't do that. No, no. Don't do that
The hand above. Hands on. Drop the bag.
[siren blaring]
[officer] Freeze! Raise your hands!
What makes you so long? What the hell?
The man kissed my mouth. You can't appear two seconds before?
- We all really enjoyed it, Danny. - Just because I'm doing business here
You think I have something White collar crime happens here.
It's fucking racist, man.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Bryant. - [Danny] Good day for you
[Greg] Y'all see Mia Lee from KCAL News outside?
He looks at your boy crazy hard.
Yo, it looks like he jerked me with his eyes
The craziest part about that? I came, nigga.
Good. Go back to work, everyone. Break.
Greg, your rest is up five minutes ago. Return to the floor.
I think we're cool. I just brought you to Jamba Juice.
Have one with wheatgrass. What the fuck
[knock on the door]
Enter it.
- Danny. - what's wrong, kid?
[clears throat] So... There are some people here to see you.
It's 8:00 a.m.
I don't know, but they asked for it.
They ask me? Who did that? Who is? Who are they, asking me?
I think I'm quite popular lately.
[chuckles]
Hi friends.
Do you forget something?
Somewhat.
- We have a situation here - I'm sorry
I have no more bookies to submit to you
I'm clean like a virgin virgin.
That is very inappropriate.
We have your arrest warrant.
There are $ 1,800 Not yet counted yesterday,
and Mr. Winters claims that you stole it.
Do you know what? I'm glad you are here.
Because one of my employees,
Chester Tamborghini, has many explanations to do.
He is responsible for for the lost money
He will be here soon. Get the handcuffs ready
Well, then, how do you explain the security record
from you taking money from the register yesterday morning?
That is considered a crime theft.
I don't know what tape you mean.
Will you help me Go to my office,
and ask Mr. Winters if he knows where I am
Danny hid from you in the back room.
I don't have time for this nonsense. You told him that the money didn't appear
tomorrow morning, the police will. Good?
- Yap. - Bitch!
[woman] Mr. Winters didn't say it which specifically reversed the recording,
but needless to say, the will hold it in court
That girl is a criminal.
He might take the tape to George Lucas
and make my face face Chester's body.
Come on.
Pound it out, bro. You were arrested.
I don't take the money. I am not - I am not - I swear to God.
You have the right to remain silent.
Whatever you say can be used against you in a legal court
You don't need to do this. I get cash with your name on it.
No one knows, not even your partner.
Hey, Danny. Meet your new cell friends.
Oh, shit. Go from here
I can't enter - I can't do this. I am not built for this.
- I will return the money - Come on.
- I will return it Please. - This is it. Make friends.
Be kind.
What's good, Danny?
[Greg] Hey, Chris. Does Chester come to work today?
You know, I work in the morning shift, But I can't do a double night,
because I'm dating
Have a date? With whom?
No. I don't even fall again for this one.
No. I know how this happened.
- The girl I met in the church? - The church is ringing the bell, huh.
You fuck her I will marry the girl
and you stole it from me, you bastard.
I bought the ticket to Harry Potter World
buy the Butterbeer, I will give him a wand
- from Ollivanders-- - Shut up for a moment.
[Chester speaks in Portuguese]
English? Could you speak English? It will be faster like that.
One ticket to Sao Paulo, please.
- Brazil. - Yes.
Wow. You must be very excited.
- me. [chuckles] - Good. When are you back
Not really sure.
Okay, my only flight is available today
is on the coach, and that is $ 697 Wow, that's a lot of money.
[cellphone]
- sorry - Seat aisle?
Nice sitting chair.
but I will come back to you When I get a chance, ciao.
Gregory, you and I have the potential to be very good friends but I need to know something important.
Yo, what's wrong, man?
Do you have a car? Or plan to buy it?
Because in my experience, carpooling is very important
- I like riding my bike to work. - Damn
- Right - Do you know what we can do?
Will you leave me like that? For real, fam?
I didn't put my hand down until you returned
Put your hands on your head! Now!
[man] What's the problem, officer?
Your car entered has been reported stolen
- Get out of the car good and slow. - Oh, shit.
[in Spain] I really hate Craigslist.
♪ Damn it on my chest Shoot colors like care bears ♪
♪ Throughout the year, look at me tan Jump over the van ♪
♪ You aren't there Now you're trying to show your face ♪
♪ Fuck around, be cold case ♪
♪ Gilded shoes in old days ♪
♪ Chain of remote control Promote dough for blood vessels ♪
♪ Poke chicks, hoes with fake legs ♪
♪ Eat steak from a cold plate Sharpened to listen to Coldplay ♪
♪ Damn, you need to slow down, honey ♪
♪ My entire team Cash and load out, baby ♪
♪ I am a hero in my hometown, baby ♪
♪ Stop talking, just go down, honey ♪
♪ Long blades By spine built like a rhinoceros ♪
♪ Push the number 635 into the final ♪
♪ What white pearls do you sniffin ' In sine ♪
♪ The best pussy Destroyed by my cock ♪
♪ One year from Queens up ♪
♪ Cream from plants Serve the devil from my socks ♪
♪ Five minutes Until they lean like drops ♪
♪ Now they spin through the furnace Like the scene from The Rock ♪
♪ Hide spinach Like the apocalypse prepners ♪
♪ Every Sunday on my Tuesday skin ♪
♪ Now my beard looks Like Uday and Qusay ♪
♪ Play the pool on a cold day ♪
♪ Damn, you need to slow down, honey ♪
♪ My entire team Cash and load out, baby ♪
♪ I am a hero in my hometown, baby ♪
♪ Stop talking, just come down, honey ♪
♪ Lots of people With their hands out now ♪
♪ Got this bastard angry Because I stand now ♪
♪ You never let a hammer die You get soft hands ♪
♪ I hear you sing for boss men ♪
♪ I come from lost soil Pour coke on the heater ♪
♪ Drop a little sauce on the beater ♪
♪ Zero to 60 in Porsches Like cheetahs ♪
♪ New York I'm like Jeter, Caesar is light ♪
♪ There's no hypebeaster, nice sneaker stone ♪
♪ You get a good price medicine ♪
♪ My price is cheaper, guaranteed ♪
♪ My trunk is broken like a tambourine ♪
♪ Remove these pussies With the camera team ♪
♪ Uh! You better slow down, honey ♪
♪ You better slow down, baby ♪
♪ I am a hero in my hometown, baby ♪
♪ Oh, man See who has just put it to bed ♪
♪ Here I am ♪
Oh really, fam? Like that?
Really? A'ight.
Still up there. I may have been a carpal tunnel since then
- You don't give me five highs. - what are you saying
Ooh. Big C-Dawg. I know you won't let me hang, bro.
Where do we land with them tandem bikes, huh? Are we the stones?