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No, no, no, don't succeed.
Damn!
Yeah!
- No. I really... - I understand. I understand.
- I can't do this. - Come on, Jess!
But remember, this is stupid male ritual, so...
Yeah, beat them up!
- Yeah, shut them up! - Hey.
- We are together. - No.
Cool, cool, cool.
Yes.
Yeah, come on, Jess!
Dude!
Oh, my goodness. Oh, God, Jess.
Only two glasses left.
No, only one glass. You just saw it double.
Oh God! Only one glass left.
- I can't do this. Too much pressure. - What?
- I can't do this, Jess. - Listen...
Listen to me. Listen to me.
You took us to the drive-thru service at Wendy
when my car doesn't have a windshield and the wheel is only three.
You can do anything.
Yes, but everyone is watching me,
and I sweat crazy.
I look like a princess, but smells like a farmer.
Come on, champ!
Excuse me, he has a name! His name is Alice.
And he's my good friend, and he's kind and friendly.
- Yeah! - Yeah.
Thank you, but I did serve his roommate with my feet.
I know.
The key is, right leg just to, for a moment.
- You know? make him beg for... - what's left. I know. Focus!
If we win this, we will be the only ones who have won Halloween tournaments.
We must win this.
For our good.
Stop making me aroused, and throw it!
We succeed! We did it! We did it!
- Carry me! Carry me! Carry me! - You deserve it.
You succeeded.
Here it is. OK. Okay, yes!
I am the king of the world!
Again?
- Friend. Oh, my God. - Jess?
Are you okay?
- Gosh, are you okay? - Friend. Come on. let's go
- I'm fine, ma'am. - Oh, my God.
What happened?
Honestly, I don't even know why we go to that stupid party.
I just want to have fun with you.
- I know. I feel that way too. - Yes!
Everyone at this university is careless and disgusting.
- Water. - Wait, come here.
Not bad.
- Who is more disgusting? - What is that?
- What happened?
That is my vibrator, sometimes lives and dies alone.
Gosh you guys, I will miss all of you next semester.
- I don't want to talk about that. - That's sad.
- No, no, no, no. - Friend,
Al Gore is the next semester guest lecturer.
Maybe you don't want to go to Australia. I do not know.
- Yeah. -On my 21st birthday,
My father gave us a helicopter.
I said I didn't want to talk about it.
So I don't know what really happened.
I don't even want to leave. I just...
Very hard to enter majoring in political science.
Also, my sports class is bungee jumping, so...
Oh, my God, use a good bra.
Listen, we will pass our final year together,
and then we will pass the rest of our lives together, so it doesn't matter.
- Yeah. - You promised?
All of you, our children will play together.
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God!
- We are very lucky! - Come here.
- All right it's the second vibrator. - Yeah, I have a few.
Just... just, yeah.
- No! - Janine, don't!
- Don't! Do not! Do not! - Janine, come out!
- Come on. - Janine!
Oh, my God! Stop!
- The bathroom is next door! - Can not be trusted!
- Every weekend is passed with this! - Stop! He has started to pee.
Janine!
Hi. I'm Jessica Thayer, and I'm running for senator.
Crime, Schools lack costs, waste.
These are all real problems faced by our society.
I am waiting for your voice on November 3rd.
Thank you.
- Great. - Well, 60% of the discussion group
says that it seems you won't be able to handle it.
What? Why do they ask like that?
Don't know, but 60% is a lot.
- Yes - We are still so close.
I don't understand, Wesson tweeted by posting a penis image.
He apologizes.
Yes. He said, "sorry, wrong penis image,"
then he posted a picture of another penis.
Listen, if Wesson wins, he really will delete all programs
which actually helps people.
We know that. not?
But people want to vote for someone who is related to them.
They feel safe with Wesson.
They want to drink beer with him.
I'm not sure anyone would want to drink beer with him.
Hey, Alice.
Hey. I'm so excited for this vacation.
I release KB to go to Miami.
Is that a good idea?
Yes. This is your single week.
Jess, Wesson posted another penis image on twitter,
and has been retweeted 10,000 times.
Alice, I will call back.
Tulum, give the Kindle back!
Every day.
- Hey. - Hey.
I'm sorry. I'm stuck in the office.
It's okay.
- I brought you Chicken with cashew nuts, with extra nuts. - No.
I eat an apple
and a bag, stale pretzels in the office.
It is very difficult to get additional nuts.
The woman is really cruel. He shouted at me all the time.
He thought I had hung up, but I heard him call me shit.
- What is the cost of your tip? - 20%.
- I know. I know, I know. - Yeah, I can't seem to. I...
You're a very good person.
This is Alice. I forgot to call him back.
- It's okay. Lift it up. - No. I can not. I can not. can not.
Enough with my schedule.
it seems like he planned it half an hour. -Wow
Yes, I feel this weekend comes at a very inappropriate time.
I'm very stressed.
You will see your friend, you will have fun.
that will make you excited again.
Like when we drink Xanax and sleep for 16 hours.
Oh God, that's good.
You know, I love those girls,
But I really don't want to have a weekend party now.
- Mmm-hmm. - I want to spend the weekend with you
- I miss you. - Mmm-hmm. I miss you, too.
- You are in the office, like, without stopping. - I know.
Wait, wait... If we keep kissing,
I want to make love.
No problem.
- I go down. - OK.
But I have, around four things I have to do before.
I just need to print a plan trip for a city council meeting.
And I have to send an email to the Herald.
I have an interview of about 25 minutes.
- OK. - I...
I've told you, I will let you do all that,
And I will masturbate in the bathroom then sleep.
- Really? - Yeah.
- You're the best. - Well...
- I love you. - I love you too.
- I text the address to you. - Jess! Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot, shoot, shoot, shoot! Shoot! Shoot!
Shoot, shoot, shoot!
Yay! Yeah!
Gosh.
- What's in my head? - This is it.
Your single weekend.
I have been waiting now since the first day of the first year.
- Come here. - Is it true?
Oh God, there will be many Miami sexy men.
We will swim between the penis, man!
Hi, Alice.
- Peter. Hi. - Hey.
And leave here, he is mine now.
Don't make too many problems, okay?
- Yes, it won't. - Let's go, let's do it.
Be careful driving. Have fun at your single party, okay?
I understand.
Hey, Alice, be careful swim between all the genitals.
What? Okay. Dah.
I'm very happy to see you.
This weekend will be very enjoyable.
Can't wait to see my girls!
When the pepper spray touches your face, and it will happen,
Keep your mouth tightly closed.
- We are peaceful protesters. - Yes!
we fight, you know? But we are strong!
- Yeah! Yeah! - This is war!
Well, I have to go to the bachelor party right away.
But if there is one that disappears from the demonstration,
You text to my cellphone right away.
Do you have a cellphone?
- No. - You're one of them!
I will pick you up after school on Monday, okay honey?
Mother, do you have to go to Miami?
Yes, you must.
I will miss you so much.
Technically, my time starts 20 minutes ago,
So, note this for security hearing.
I love you
Dah.
Okay, alright, alright.
Damn.
Stupid.
How do you do it?
How can you be seen without defects after getting off the plane?
Honestly this is rude.
What, are you teasing me?
I will not tempt a woman who has been married happily who breaks my heart.
Oh my God, you broke up with me, Don't start with that.
Excuse me, now you tease me, okay?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you too.
Hey, I've been through the day.
First, I have to run a business. That is disgusting.
- Disgusting. - Are you serious. Okay. Cool.
Dear God, do you know Alice makes us go to a foam party?
I know.
He has a frightening time in his hand.
Even though he is a permanent teacher, I still like, "Look for a job."
Do you have a job?
Activists are full-time jobs, but...
Also not.
Look at them, miracles are here.
- Hello! - Hello!
- Hi! - Hi! Yes! Yes!
- Oh my God! - Everything really happened!
Oh my God. Have a nice drink.
I have half a pound of weeds in my underwear.
- Hey, Alice, how are your mothers? - Good, Alzheimer's is severe, but he's good.
Good.
The 5th floor girls of the Wallace building finally reunite!
Gosh, when was the last time we were all together?
I think it was two summers ago
when we come to visit you on your tree, right?
No, no, no, because Jess can't do it
New Year celebration, when Blair is pregnant.
- Gosh. Crazy. - Oh my God, that was three years ago.
Yes. Okay, we only have 55 hours,
let's stop wasting time
and let's start the party.
- Yes! - Alice, you're cool!
The party starts now.
Oh my God. That is a bad idea.
- Yes, we are at the airport. - Its bad.
- Sounds like a shot. - Yeah.
- Let's go. - Yep.
- Sorry. Our fault. - Sorry, everyone, weekend bachelorette party.
I will never come here. Never! Move!
- A nice Miami house, mami. - Very good.
We must take keys from neighbors.
Do you carry a swimsuit?
- Hello? - The beach is nice.
Hi.
Sorry, someone left a few keys to...
- Oh, my God. - Sorry, we will return.
- I'm very sorry. - Hi, ladies.
No, no, I'm sorry.
Let me use something.
- Enter it. - Very funny.
- Really? - I like it.
- Hello. - Hi.
- Thank you. - Hi.
OK.
What brings you to Miami?
Business? Having fun?
business have fun?
Single parties on weekends.
Jess will get married.
- Congratulations! - Thank you.
This marriage, will it be an open concept?
We haven't discussed it yet.
But, the possibility is closed.
Very, very closed.
Lea, doesn't he remind you of
Our French girl from Turkey and Caicos?
Yes.
Thank you.
Well, we will try to stay calm.
Yes, we will try it.
Yes!
- They are serious. - Come on. Come on, let's go downstairs.
He is tempting.
I want him.
Yes.
The real world, baby! Miami!
This house represents all the things I hate.
I will protest.
I called the room next to Jess!
Oh, I think the room has a bunk bed,
So you have to share with Pippa.
who is that?
Pippa, my Australian friend from abroad
He has already been CC, every email.
OK.
if my snoring disturbs him, he can move to the sofa.
Or he can just go directly to the sofa and we will start there.
We will overcome it. He will be directly on the sofa.
- Blair. - What?
You can be careful with red wine on a white carpet, right?
My biggest donor and the only one
who generously lends us this house for the weekend.
- So, be careful. - OK.
he gets a problem that is greater than wine stains
If he wants to sell this place for 3.4 on the market.
- How do you know that? - Zillow. (Website buying and selling house)
- I Zillow everyone. - Is it true?
Looks like you know what the price of my house is?
Alright, attention.
It's time for a single party.
Give me your attention.
Already.
Bridal robes for prospective brides, for our dear Jess,
Penis straws, sunglasses penis, sprinkling of penis, penis gum,
Penis caps, penis paste.
And yes, I am a little drunk and eat dry.
- Don't judge. - There is no judgment.
Also, I wrote a card. Don't read now, read later.
- Thank you, Alice. - Yeah.
Damn. Frankie?
- Frankie? - Frankie.
Oh, my God!
What?
- Oh, my God. - Yes, mommy.
Is that sex swing?
Your donor is very strange, Jess.
Please. He rents out this house.
I'm sure other people leave it here accidentally.
And installing a load beam for pushes it accidentally.
- Yeah. - Gosh, Jess.
I want to audit some clothes for tonight.
I bring 14. Come on!
Jess, if you're working,
- I will hit you right on your face. - No. No.
- One second. - I will hit your face.
- Wait, wait, let me send it. Send, send, send. - Put it down.
OK, let's, let's take a picture.
- Say, "Miami forever." - Forever.
- Do you want us to take pictures or not? - Do you want us to take pictures...
- We are here, too. - Gosh, we both look ferocious in photos.
Cool.
I am very messed up, I can't sign you, on Facebook.
Why did you delete your account?
I am forced. you, you mark me
for things that can damage my career.
Yes.
That's Pip! He is here!
- What? Who is that? - Hi!
Pip!
Sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Hey.
Hello, hello, hello.
Oh, my goodness. Oh, my God.
You are a goddess. literally.
- Comrades... - Hi.
This is Pippa.
- Hello. - The famous...
Frankie, Blair, Alice.
Hey, what's wrong?
Oh my God, you meet for the first time, this is very interesting.
- I know. - Nice to meet you.
This is very strange, you guys, because it's like
You are all good friends of Jess, I'm a good friend of Jess.
And it's like we have become good friends long ago, you know?
Yes, this is a little different for us, sorry to disturb,
But, uh, Jess and I are first-year roommates,
So it feels like family.
- I know, I know. - Okay, I'll look for a seat.
Please join.
I'll just sit on my suitcase.
I'm very hungry.
- Do you want the rest of my food? - Oh right. We just finished.
No, I will wrap it to carry.
I think we're done. Bon, please!
It's okay. I'll just take some of this bread from the bread basket.
When you eat bread and Vegemite, You get food.
What? Vegemite?
They should call you cuckoo rather than kiwi.
Am I okay?
- Alice. - Oh, my God.
For some levels it's very funny,
Because I'm actually an Australian and a Kiwi is from New Zealand.
There is nothing wrong with being a Kiwi, We all like Kiwi,
but, it's like calling Chinese as Japanese.
Like, a little racist.
not to recognize cultural differences there, you know?
Oh, my goodness.
Eat me. That is fruit, Kiwi.
I will take it.
Pippa, what's your busy life?
Singers and songwriters are dreams,
Clown party is a reality.
Bon. Anyone. Bon.
A chair.
Right.
I am very happy to meet you. It's been a while.
- Tell me everything. - IM dying.
The flight is really heavy.
It's time to toast.
Lift your glass, Jess.
God, I can't believe you finally got married.
It feels like just yesterday you showed me
how to hide the cat's scratches on my face with a cover.
I remember that.
And even though we can't see you all the time
because you are very busy with Peter and the campaign
and replace the Britamu filter or whatever that is done by white people,
I love you, you are my best friend.
For me and Jess.
- Cheers. - Cheers. again.
I love you Alice. thanks.
Three glasses of limit tonight. You passed it.
If you want to do anything else, do it now,
because I want to go to the bathroom.
- Do you want to come along? - Why do I have to come with you?
This is a heteronormative thing that is done by girls.
OK, no one responds to my email
about what club we will enter,
so I scored the top 10 clubs based on Yelp.
I have my own favorite, But I don't want to bother anyone, so
- What do you circle with a red line? - Yes.
I hope we can finish it earlier tonight.
Yes, right. What?
- It doesn't feel right. - No, I'm just tired.
I mean, I've worked too much...
No. It won't happen honey, okay?
Because this is the most important weekend in our lives, right?
Comrade. Friend.
Hi. I got some cocaine from a man on the bus.
- What are you? - What?
America. Already?
Sort right in the nose.
Yes, okay. Now we are talking.
Now, alright. I am coming along. I am coming along.
Alright, friends, I can't suck cocaine.
I run for office.
What? no one will know you suck a little cocaine...
- Stop it. - Suck a little cocaine at your single party.
I've never really stopped wearing it since I...
I suck shoji roots
on a trip in the desert, and I die.
By the way, I'm motion sick,
so I'll suck cocaine, huh.
- So everyone joined, right? - Dope, dope, dope.
All of you, wait a minute. I do not know.
Stop being a stupid bitch and try suctioning a little cocaine!
Gosh, Frankie.
Sorry, I tried it a little.
Jess.
That means...
Yes.
This means a lot to me,
If we can suck a little cocaine together.
Very disgusting!
- Let me try it a little more. - Yep.
Previously, I was very tired, and now I'm a little aware.
That's cocaine.
- I understand. - Yeah.
I like this. I love Miami!
- Yeah, friend! - Miami!
OK, now use this sling.
- Thank you! - OK.
Oh, my God!
Yes, yes!
- Gosh! - No, no, no.
Dude, it smells like vomiting here.
- Let's get out of here. - Gosh!
I make us drunk.
You guys, you
Let's find Jess a stripper!
- Yes! - Oh, yes. Okay.
Right?
You guys, you guys, men or women?
Men, I want men for him.
- Yes - OK. I understand.
Frankie, do you have tampons?
- I need one. - Yup.
- Thank you. - Get one. Let's get started.
What day is your menstruation?
No, no. That's our code.
At the University, we each have a tampon loan If there is a man who invites us out and we want to be saved.
You just say "tampon," then they will run away.
Oh my goodness. I like it.
I used to use tampons, but now I use Davidcup.
- You mean DivaCups. - No, no, David.
Designed by my neighbor, David,
to collect blood for the artwork he is working on.
Let's stop talking about menstrual problems now.
Cool.
Well, everyone, we have a special request from a Caucasian named
Alice!
That's me. I am the Caucasian Alice.
Bring all your girls here.
Jess, come on. Come on.
Give him the drink. Come on. Girls, go up there.
We won the talent show in the new year with this little routine.
Maybe you want to stand up again. No, physically, come back!
OK.
If you don't go to college with our , you're not in this routine.
OK. Take place.
Yes!
You did it well!
They are my new friends.
Jess, Jess, Jess!
- Oh damn it. - Gosh.
Are you okay? You are okay?
Does anyone see me fall?
- Everyone sees. Everyone sees. - No. OK.
- Alice! You fell! - Yeah.
That's great!
Jess, you should arrest me.
You know, I forget that part. Forgive me.
That is a pretty important part!
Will a little more cocaine make you better?
Yes!
Montepulciano is luxurious and wild.
Tell me, what are you tasting?
Pepper.
Skip. I need more time.
Forest floor.
Licorice.
- There is nostalgia about it, you know? - Yes.
You're right!
- Yes! - I need more time.
This is Jess.
- Lift it up. - OK. Hello.
I'm drunk! I've lost two credit cards.
Oh no. OK.
- Here is also getting wilder. - Is it true?
I start feeling like a honeycomb.
I like that.
Jess, he said we could drive the Lambo.
- Honey, I have to go. - OK.
Contact me when you go home safely.
- Yes, I love you. - I love you too.
Keep your cellphone.
Are you ready to go crazy?
- Yes - Certain.
Lambrusco is presented...
Cold!
You remember Michelle?
Michelle, she is obsessed with Nickelback.
Beautiful, Jess!
- I know what we need. - What?
Pizza!
Yes!
- Pizza! Pizza! - Yes, Yes, Yes.
- Yes! - Good! Very sweet!
OK. I love her.
- Really? - Yes.
He... Extraordinary? I don't know how he called it,
but he is amazing!
I told you, he's one of us.
- He is very free. - Very.
- I just... I love her. - I don't know about that.
- I really feel it. - Do you think
he is here with a work visa,
or tourist visa or, illegal?
- For example, what is the purpose? - What, friend?
- He is here to attend a single party. - Crazy.
- Make restrictions. - I just, like, no...
I don't want to do illegal things tonight.
- What? - Is it true?
You just snorted a mound of cocaine.
- Simultaneously. - This is, for Jess's sake.
This is for Jess.
- Don't use my name. - Look.
You really cuckold.
I just say what people think,
- Do you know what I mean? - Do you have snacks?
Alright, no snacks.
This is a pizza shop, right?
Dear God, this is very warm.
You have to try it.
I came.
I will warn you now.
There is no time to shave themselves, so here is like a forest.
- Shave yourself? - Yes.
Using strange things like the paper strip?
Yikes, friend.
Even I like, "Yikes, friend."
Listen, all of you, I don't understand. Why does everyone hate it?
OK, I understand. I understand.
- It's faster. - But, seriously,
we will talk about this self-shaving later.
OK. Come on.
- Hey... - Oh, it's not bad.
The strippers are here!
- You guys! - Yes!
I don't want a stripper!
Do you carry a CD or something?
Like, Now That 's What I Call Music! or other?
- No, no. - No? No problem.
I have some obscene music on my cellphone.
- I will connect. - Thank you.
- Hey. - Hi.
Hey, I want to pee.
Oh yes, there is a bathroom down there.
OK.
Down there.
I'm sure he wants to defecate!
Let's give him a room, let's make a stage.
You all, I don't want any strippers.
I think he seems to be doing something.
Of course he does something. Bath salts for example.
Oh my God, he will eat our faces.
- Gosh, Sure! - This ancient remote is very confusing.
- I never even called a stripper. I mean... - Nothing.
OK, there is a time.
Yes!
Maybe someone has to go.
- Strippers. Strippers, strippers. - So, this is Jess,
Prospective brides, your subjects, okay?
And luckily you, very lucky,
You have to do whatever you want.
Fuck it!
- Alice! - Jesus.
- Too much. - What? If only that happened.
- Okay, we start. - Do it.
First layer, open.
- Oh damn it. - Yes!
- OK. - Come on, Jess!
He comes. He looks at me.
Happy battle day.
Yes!
This really teases me, but I really have to pee,
so, this is very confusing.
Exploitation of Men, Bitch! Yes!
Let & apos; s get to the beans, let & apos; s get to the beans.
Yes, do it.
Complete. Finish!
- Good! - Love her.
Make him feel special.
- Yes! - Feel it!
He is warm.
OK. I like this.
OK.
I know you want it, little bitch.
Oh, my God! No!
Disgusting. You sit down.
Very aggressive.
- I'm actually a Gay. - OK. My turn!
- Damn! - Damn.
- I'm OK! - Hey.
Are you okay?
He? He is fine. Are you okay?
Oh God.
- Oh God, Oh God. - Oh damn it! It's blood!
What? Gosh.
- Gosh, he doesn't breathe! - Damn it!
Can there be artificial breathing?
- Oh my God. - I'll find out on YouTube!
- No, no, no. - Oh, God.
We have to do something!
Damn! He instead plays ads toilet paper.
Jess, do something!
- Damn. - No, no, no.
Damn!
Oh, I beg you, Lord, Don't let this happen.
He is bleeding. I can't stop the blood.
I have Advil. I'll take it in my bag.
What does it have to do with Advil, Alice?
- gives extra strength, bitch! - Someone calls the ambulance!
- Four, five, six, seven, eight... - There is no pulse.
Damn.
He has died.
- Oh damn it. - Oh damn it.
Turn off the music!
- Oh damn it. - I am so sorry.
I don't mean.
I'm really sorry.
- No, no, no. - Gosh, blood,
Seep everywhere.
Tissue! Someone get a tissue!
Why don't you do something, Blair!
I do it!
- I killed a man. - It is okay.
Oh God.
- Not a towel. - Damn.
What are you talking about!
Who cares about towel problems now?
I don't know! I do not know what to do!
I killed a man!
Oh my God!
- I killed a man today. - Okay, okay.
- Take a deep breath, take a deep breath. - "What are you doing?"
- Take a deep breath. - "I killed a man."
"What have you done?"
"Dead."
- breathe. - It is better. Better.
It's time to call the police, huh?
No, no, no. Don't call the police. We are all in love.
Let's finish this drug problem, then we will call the police.
We will only, we will clean up the bodies of strippers, good.
Technically, she is a sex worker.
- Is he a gigolo? - No.
I found it from Craigslist.
He is a stripper, but he is also a passionate appetite.
You hire sex workers?
Don't judge sex work, Blair!
- Oh my God! - Frankie!
You know I'm running for government office! How can you do this to me?
This is worse for me. I have two mistakes.
If I do the third, I can be jailed for 25 years.
I'm not even supposed to be abroad now.
I have to release the wrist monitor my legs with his shoes to get here!
Oh my God.
This is the seat error.
Damn seat!
Wait a minute. You wait a minute!
This is an accident, right?
So, we won't get problems due to accidents.
We are in Florida, Alice.
A white man dies in the hands of a group of women.
Yes, white women.
I'm black, if you forget.
I think the only person who was forgotten was You.
How dare you.
I close my case.
I know this weekend is a bad idea.
What? No.
This can still be a weekend best of our fucking life!
Let's smile a little about this. Okay? Smile more.
Okay, we will be fine.
- We will call the police, but Jess is right. - Certainly.
We need to make this seem as plain as possible,
So let's get rid of all the drugs.
I will do it.
Alice, not by sucking it!
Okay, someone please tell me what I have to do, and I'll do it.
What's up...
Damn, damn, damn.
That's the pizza.
What should we do?
This house is made of glass. He can look inside.
We have to move it. All of you.
Do it. fast. fast.
Come on, come on, come on.
Wait, wait, wait.
You guys, you guys, wait, wait, wait a minute.
Be careful of the sofa.
- Damn. - Someone opens the door.
Does anyone have money for tips?
I have an Australian dollar.
More expensive than the American dollar.
Castelucci Pizza.
- What is this? - Go away.
- Oh, God. - Oh damn it.
I experienced.
OK, open it.
Open.
Yes.
How can you eat now?
Meal is the number one way to deal with stress, okay?
Don't give me nonsense.
Do you want to?
- Oh, yes, I will want a piece. Just a minute. - I'll eat a piece. Yes.
Okay, I think it's time we call the police, huh?
Wait, wait, wait. I think we have to call a lawyer first,
So we know exactly what must be said when interrogated.
- Good. - Wait, sorry, what happened?
We will be interrogated?
We will be 100% interrogated.
Someone dies unnaturally.
They will separate our into small cells,
You know, with swinging lights.
The police will try to separate us, damn pigs!
Well, let's call the lawyer.
Oh my God. My uncle Jack.
He is on the team that defends Bernie Madoff.
- Ah, thank God - Thank God.
Wait. We have to buy prepaid numbers so there is no trace.
- Good idea. - That's actually a good idea.
- Damn! - What, Alice?
Foam party!
Should I sell our entrance ticket?
You're right. Let's play with the ears.
Smart, Jess.
Oh, damn it! Peter!
- OK. - I forgot to call him when I got home.
- Don't answer that. - I must.
- No! - Jess. Jess, stop.
Hello!
- Hi dear. - Hi. How are you?
- Stop. - Did you arrive safely? You never call.
- Close the phone. Close the phone. - Good.
Yes, everything is good.
Are you really tired? You sound weird.
- What? - Is everything okay?
- Close the phone. Closed. Closed! - Stop, stop, stop.
- Peter, something really bad happened. - No.
- What? - No, this guy came.
He is a stripper, a sex worker.
- A sex worker? - And we're drunk,
and we suck marijuana, and I don't know what to do.
What about? Wedding?
Jess, do you still want to get married?
- You can't, you can't... - No!
Jess!
I can't believe you just did it.
We can't talk to anyone until we consult with a lawyer.
He is right. You know,
I gather everyone's phone until we know what the next plan is.
- Agree? - Yes.
- Agree.
- I have a game that makes me relax. - Give it to me.
Thank you.
Okay, so we have to get this prepaid cellphone from a convenience store.
- Smart. - Yeah, good idea.
- Frankie and I can go. - Good.
- Or others can go. - Why?
- Are we debating? - We have a fight Yes, we fight.
- It's true, but... - No, I think we're arguing,
Which is the normal thing in the conversation.
That's funny. That is the same thing, arguing and arguing.
- This is semantic. - "Semantic."
Wow, I didn't realize that I was talking to a writer of wise words.
- They were lovers, huh? - Three syllables.
I am a writer of wise words because I read the news regularly.
- Is that clear? - Gosh, I'm too busy shopping, right?
I have that little taste.
Also, he was fixated on his child.
Just because I'm not using deodorant Tom & apos; s of Maine, which,
By the way, it doesn't work...
I don't use deodorant Tom & apos; s...
- Very strange to watch, right? -... on my body.
Yes, so, I'm calling. He picked it up.
- He sounds very strange.
I immediately knew something was wrong.
And then, finally, he admitted it.
He said something very bad happened to a sex worker.
That doesn't mean he's cheating on him.
But if he really wants to cheat, This is the right time to do it.
- Oh, God. - Miami, bachelorette party.
It's a little classic.
Not cheating on a sex worker. Technically.
- What? - What? Yes, that is so.
Listen, guys, we must have a realistic attitude About sexual exclusivity.
Whatever. That's not even a problem, because......
I asked if he still wanted to get married.
He screamed "no" and then he hung up!
So, guess what friend,
There is no marriage for you visit, so return your tuxedo.
No!
- No, no, no. - Good, save tuksedomu,
But my marriage is canceled.
This isn't a surprise, right?
I mean, buddy, I love you, you are one of my best friends,
But you are six years old and he...
Twenty.
- Oh my God. Oh, my God. - He can hear you.
Oh, I feel... I feel weak.
- I feel dizzy, I...
- Hey, hey, hey, hey. - Oh, my God.
I know I shouldn't date women are out of my reach, I know that.
When he first asked me to date, I thought it was a joke.
I can feel him pulling away, but I think it's because of work.
- I will get sick - No no No.
- Give him Madeira. - Yes, Yes, Yes.
- Yeah. - Peter, here it is. Just drink a little.
- Oh, I'll give you soft cheese! - Yes!
This is very stupid.
Yes, but only in this way so that people don't recognize our faces.
Parents. Perfect.
Any brand is not a problem.
What is in your face?
Mud masks for detox.
Look, we need a prepaid cellphone, okay?
- This is the money. - Again, prepaid cellphones,
and you can find it behind the counter.
- OK. We hear you. - In the.
You baby boomers are very demanding.
I know.
- Jesus. Come on, Ma. - I'm sick and tired of this.
I can't believe he's dead.
- And that's all my fault. - No, no.
This is really a tragedy, you know?
He could be a scientist who would cure cancer or the like.
- So glad you said it. - Yeah.
Friends, is he staring right at me?
- Gosh, he... - Yes. yes.
He is looking at me, right?
Hi, baby.
Mama Hubbard here.
He will send you home.
OK.
Sleep.
Oh no. Jesus, no. No, no, no.
- Okay, why don't we... - I don't like this, I don't like it.
- I don't like this. - Friends, I understand.
- I understand. - Done.
- This is it.
He looks good, right?
Very.
- Oh, God, Jess. - What?
Look at this ring.
This is even bigger in real life than on Skype.
- Yes, he did it well.
Are you two Skype?
- Yes - Is it true?
Yes.
very good, you know, see the person
when you talk to him.
- I don't know that. - Yes.
You don't know Skype?
Skype is a free video call application.
- You have to... - No, I know what Skype is.
Jess, you said you didn't remember your password.
very difficult to enter.
- Oh, damn it! - Damn!
- Whose dog is that? - Go! Go!
- Go! Go, go. - Charlie? Come here, son!
- The owner is heading for this house. - Oh, my God.
No no No. You are too hard.
I can talk to animals, we have deep understanding,
- so, I'll handle it. - Charlie?
- Go away! - Okay, be careful.
- Good. - Here, son!
Okay, Charlie. Come on.
Come on, come on.
Damn!
- Charlie! - You stay there. I will bring it to you.
This is not possible, everyone can look into the house from the beach.
- This is crazy. - I know.
If someone reports it before we do it, we can die.
We only... We must cover his body from view, that's all.
- Yes, okay. - OK.
- You are okay?
- Are you all okay? - Good.
Oh, my God, Pip, I can see all the teeth.
That looks very bad.
No no No. This is...
That's not... I'm fine.
Yes, he's fine. Look at his eyes.
OK? So let's make her body invisible
And then we will return it before we call the police. Yes?
- Let's do it. Okay? - Yes.
- Come on! Okay! - Lets do it.
Hold the door. Hold one second.
- Understand. - There are two steps here. Hold it down
- Yes, we understand. - Oh, there's two steps.
- Put him down. - That is me.
Can anyone turn on the lights?
- Let me do it. - Oh, that's it.
- That's better. - Oh, my God!
Damn! Alice, cover her body!
Why? Why? Why?
Pippa, what are you doing?
This is a poltergeist situation.
I did nothing.
- OK. - There should be a fuse box.
- Oh my God. There is a taxi. - Oh no, no.
There are taxis here.
No! No, no, no.
No thanks.
- Cover his body. - Hide Me. Hide me.
- Fuck! - Jesus Christ.
Search for a blanket. Look for blankets.
- What is... - Jesus!
- No. My amniotic water broke! My water broke! - What?
No, no. I just wet the bed.
- I have no control over this. - Pippa.
Closing. Damn it.
- This is the cost, sir. thanks. - I think I'm pee, it doesn't.
- Thank you for delivering. - Thank you.
- Good luck to the destination! - What is happening here?
We are making a garage band. Do you play bass?
We are hiding the body. What do you think we are doing?
stop saying "body" too often.
- Alice what are you doing? - Sorry.
- Come on. - Oh, my God!
Lift him with your feet. Lift with your feet.
I swear to God, he is getting heavy.
Wait a minute.
- There are two stairs here. - No!!
- I understand. - Let's take a break. Let's rest.
Rest, rest, rest.
- No, no, no. - OK.
- My body is crushed.
- Very good. - concise question.
Why do we remove the bodies of these strippers?
The whole house is made of glass.
This is impossible You can look in any direction.
Where can we put it so no one can see it?
So what do you think, Uncle Jack?
They can sue you with accidental murder,
But it's not as easy as it can prove it.
- Ah, thank God - Well, that's not bad.
- It's okay. - The important thing is not to touch the body and the crime scene
- then you will be fine. - What?!
So, actually, we have moved it
to sex swing, Your Majesty.
What?
I said, "Actually, we've moved it to the sex swing, Your Honor."
I hear you.
You deliberately damage the crime scene,
Which means you are guilty of the accessory _,
And they will have strong cases for accidental murder.
Wait, what do you mean?
Imprisoned for a maximum of 15 years.
- What? - Fifteen?
- Okay, what can we do? - Are we in an open connection?
- This is a prepaid cellphone. - Good.
As I told Rob Lowe,
If there is no body, there are no cases.
We can't just cut it.
Do you know? I will only tell the police I'm the only culprit.
No, we all move his body.
This is a crime.
Well, yes, but if we only explain the situation...
What are you talking about, "Explaining"?
Last year, a man in Tampa, he threatened to kill his wife,
So he fired a warning shot,
And he was imprisoned for 20 years.
This country must be burned down!
Damn.
I'm so close. Peter.
My career.
It's over, just like that.
I will do it now.
Maybe for life.
You all will be out in a few years.
I can't do it every year. I am in the midst of fighting custody.
- What? - What?
What?
Malcolm and I split up six months ago.
You didn't tell me.
Yes, you've been a little preoccupied with your busy life, Jess.
Why don't you tell me?
I don't need your judgment.
Blair, I will never judge you for things like that.
Oh my God, my students.
They idolize me.
They think I'm like the best adult
Worldwide.
They will turn into criminals.
I can't go to jail.
I didn't even succeed past the first episode
Orange Is the New Black drama.
None of us can.
This is too drama, right?
No, I mean none of us will go to jail.
Wait, you guys
Even if we are not subject to sanctions with all this evidence,
We don't know who this person is.
His family can come for revenge.
Maybe he is part of a cartel that will cut our toes
and paste it into our ass.
He is right.
We will be haunted by fears throughout our lives.
He said that
It will be very difficult to be punished
if without a corpse.
I mean, this is an accident.
And he is not part of a sex service company, right?
So I don't think anyone knows he's here.
We have to get rid of it.
- We have to do it, right? - Yeah.
- Right. - Must.
- I mean, we don't want this. - No, of course.
We don't want to kill him.
- We have no other choice. - But we have to.
- Of course we have to. - Yeah. Yes, Yes, Yes.
Must.
Hey, this is Blair. Don't leave a message.
OK. This is it. None of them who picked up the phone.
That means there is something really bad happening.
Friend, it looks like this is the third girlfriend who cheated on you.
What is that? What is happening, friend?
Does your pen curl in a strange way when it hardens?
No.
- OK. - No problem.
Let's play Tinder now, so you can start a new relationship.
- No, I don't want to have a Tinder, okay? - Come on.
You have forgotten other girls, you can forget them.
Yeah, this isn't the girls, it's Jess. I won't forget it, you know?
And I don't want to forget it.
Then, now, do something about it, Peter.
You're right.
You're right, I have to go to Miami, and I have to win it again.
- Yes, man. Yes. Awesome. - Okay, okay.
The first flight from Charleston enters at 10:00 a.m. tomorrow morning.
- No. - Oh. There is a train.
The train will get there tomorrow afternoon and there is space in the car.
Not fast enough. You must be sad, astronaut.
- What?
Pathetic astronauts.
- Okay, what is that? - That's nothing for me.
- Pathetic Astronaut? - The news?
OK.
Lisa Marie Nowak is an astronaut.
And he fell in love with other astronaut named Will.
Then, Will cheats on Lisa with some sexy Air Force captains.
Lisa knows it and is disappointed.
So, Lisa decided to make peace with reality.
Once and for all. And he brought a lot of adult diapers,
so he doesn't need to urinate on the road,
And he immediately left from Houston to Orlando
To kidnap the Air Force... This... The story gets darker.
In essence, he uses brains crazy astrophysicists
To find the fastest way to Florida.
- You want Jess back, right? - Yes.
Then you must be a sad Astronaut, man.
Let's buy some diapers.
Not this brand! It's easy to leak!
- Jesus Christ. - Not that bad.
I think it's the body at the top.
- Okay, okay, okay, okay. - Good.
Okay, wait, does anyone know how to drive this object, or...
I can do it.
I bring him one to school every day when he grows up, so, I feel quite confident.
- Good. - Perfect
- Hello! - Oh, shit.
- Hello! - Geez. Damn it!
- Neighbors! - Take him away. Take him away!
OK, oh, my God, oh, My God, what should we do?
- No, no... alright. OK. - No, no!
- Nice to meet you - Okay,
- No. - Dang.
We hope you swim naked.
- No. - No.
- Okay.
- Oh, Oh. - What do we have here?
You know, I think they just want to make love in international waters.
- Ah, yes. - Maybe they need our help.
no I think we might have to let them do their business.
So, let's...
This certainly makes me mood.
Hey, Blair.
- Do you need a tampon? - Um, maybe.
We just opened a bottle of Chateauneuf Du Pape,
And we listen to some songs remaster Mac Remetwood.
- Oh, that's great. - Oh! very good,
You can hear cocaine in Stevie's voice.
- I think. - We want you to join us.
- Oh, that's very sweet. - There is no compulsion.
Unless requested.
OK.
I'm really tired.
- Very tired, you understand? - Understood.
We are fluent in body language.
Oh, I trust you.
- Good night. - Good night.
OK.
- Oh my God. - Oh, my God.
- Pippa They are lost. Pippa. - They move.
- What happened there? - Pippa!
- What?
Oh my God.
Yes. OK.
- Sorry. - Friend.
- Let's throw him away, huh? - Yes, let's throw him away.
Let's throw it away.
- Okay, Spanish CD.
if Jess is connected to a Spanish speaker, You will want to reason with him.
And I have Russian Adderall. My sister ordered it online.
This will help you focus.
It's super strong, but expired, so...
- Thank you very much. - Hey.
- I love you. - I love you too, friend.
- Bring him back - Thank you
You wet the bed.
I'm very scared.
I feel we have to say something.
- Yeah. - Yeah. Great idea.
We are very sorry.
- You deserve better. - Yeah.
There is nothing we can do to bring you back, but...
We promise to spend the rest of our lives trying to be a better person.
We owe that to you.
God, we are very sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, man.
We are bad.
Okay, you can throw it now!
Aye aye, captain.
This has never happened right?
- No. - This happened.
Right?
- No, we won't talk about it. - Oh, understand, understand.
OK. Dah.
It should be smoother.
He moves very fast.
I succeeded!
- Oh, my God, what is he doing? - What did he do?
Damn!
- Oh my God! - Are you okay?
I'm good. Very good.
Are you sure? Because you landed right on your neck.
Yes, I just did some sort of straight shot, landed on my neck...
and stand back.
- That's good. - What happened?
I think you know how to drive it.
Yes, no, of course I know, but I think the location of the gas and brake is different
with Australia, so I'm confused.
- How can you still be alive now? - I do not know.
But I will handle it.
His body is thrown away, the girl is still alive.
- What's next? - We must leave here immediately.
- Good idea. - Yes I like that.
- Let's do it. - Are you sure you're okay?
Friends?
He may have to get a CT Scan Test.
OK.
He is fine.
- Is there still leftover pizza? - I do not think so.
No!
Jesus, we can order again.
No, that's not it. That!
- What? - The sexy neighbor!
They have footage of our tracks when throwing away the body.
We have to surrender ourselves, right?
- We are very messed up. - No.
We have removed the body. We only have to get rid of the tape, that's all.
- Really? - Yes.
- Yap. Yes. - Yes alright.
- Yes. - So how?
No.
Will not.
Thank you.
Your home is very...
- slang. - Thank you.
You have to see our hiding room.
Can it be?
This really happened. Oh my God, you make me hot.
Do you know what's really sexy?
Tell me.
If we record it.
You're a bad girl.
Actually, I realize that you have cameras out there and it's always been
My fantasy to be caught by security cameras, so...
Mesdemoiselles?
OK. OK.
Thank you.
OK.
- OK. Yeah. - Doesn't matter if we watch this?
Yes, we watch Blair. You know, for safety. we are monitoring.
- Dude, Blair looks great. - Yes, he looks great.
Are you ready?
- Yes, I think. - OK.
Relax.
I got you.
- Damn! - Asta...
- Interesting. - He showed it off. For me.
Yes! Yes!
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message.
Jess, this is Peter.
How are you doing?
Just calling, again. OK. Oh, my God.
What kind of story will this be.
For our grandchildren. If we get married.
please, contact me again. Let me know that you're fine.
I love you so much. Please contact me. See you later.
Hey, this is Jess. Leave a message.
Jess!
Yes!
I will like the copy of the tape, you know,
for masturbation for example, or whatever.
Me too. What recordings?
Recording. The naughty record we just made.
You know, DVD or...
You know, from that camera...
The camera doesn't work.
- Sorry, what ?! - Yes, they are not alive, as he said.
But we understand that this is not about it, right?
This is fantasy fulfillment.
- Make a mise en scène. - Sorry, but why...
Why does someone install a security camera that doesn't work?
They do not charge for the first three months.
After that, we don't want to pay for the services.
You know, they keep the exiles away.
You only have to masturbate like the Italians do.
use your memory.
Wait, so, Blair, there is no record proof?
No.
Oh my God. So we are free!
That's good.
- Yes - He is very intuitive.
He is in me.
Then he is outside.
Then he is me.
- So we are safe. - Almost, unless I get HPV now.
Whatever. We all get HPV.
I mean, I don't get HPV.
Alice, they say if you have sex after 1991, then you have HPV.
Yes, I mean, I got HPV too.
I have, a lump, and a lump again.
Cool. Let's fix and leave here.
OK.
- OK. - Looks nice.
- We do it well. - Yes.
- Yes Nice. Toss, friends. - funny thing.
This child is not my son.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Damn. My pants.
I don't have time for this.
Good night, Officer.
How can I serve you?
- Sir, did you just drink? - Of course not.
I did taste wine last night, most Italian red wine,
but you don't really drink it, you mostly spit on it.
You drink it a sip and spit it into a bucket.
What... Okay, sir, I will ask you to get out of this vehicle.
- No. - Now!
- Officer... - Now!
Raise your hand. Move slowly.
Officer, I can explain.
He's 20 years old!
Okay, before we go,
we have to do friendtipede, huh?
- What? - Alice.
- Can't. - Yes.
- This is tradition. - Alice, quick question,
What is friendtipede?
That is the type of photo that we always take like in the film Human Centipede.
Where they are stitched together, mouth to the anus, but done with friends,
- So this is special. - Come on now, Alice.
- I don't know about that. - I don't feel right...
Friends, if I don't post one ton of images from this weekend,
That will look suspicious.
Like for example we kill someone.
Alright, I can't believe I said this, but I think we should do friendtipede.
- Yes! - But we can't photograph crime scenes.
OK. I'm in the middle.
Why do you want to be in the middle?
OK. Oh, God, amazoir.
Say "friendtipede."
friendtipede!
cute.
Yes!
- Let's see. - This is ridiculous.
- Alice, stop. You look very beautiful. - Not see!
- Oh my God. - No! Come on! No!
- Oh, damn it! - Is that our man?
- Are you kidding me? - Damn it!
Oh my God, oh my Lord!
God, I think You've given him a burden.
I do it. I put a stone in his pocket. I think the pants are released.
Men need to wear belts.
Yes. How dare they not sink when we kill them.
Z, Y, X, W, V, U, T, S, R, Q, P, O,
N, M, L, K, J, I, H, G, F, E, D, C, B, A.
OK.
Do you see that line?
- You just need to walk straight. - I know. I just followed my body.
- Are you a dancer or... - No.
I have never done anything like that before in my life.
I still have to give you a ticket for speeding.
Please. It was great.
Slow down.
- Thank you officer. - I almost shot you.
I know. That's crazy. And, don't shoot anyone.
We can't get rid of his body in broad daylight.
We have to think about something. Come on.
Idea? Idea?
- Kiwi! Are you ready? - Yes. Yes.
- We need everyone's brain in this case, so... - Yeah. Yes. Good.
So this is what I will do.
I will go to the beach
And do a little meditation.
And when I come back,
I will have a genius idea.
Yes? OK.
We understand.
We will never be able to get rid of the body.
He will follow us for the rest of our lives.
- Oh my God. - No.
- Police! - Damn.
- Oh my God. Oh, my God.
Do you think neighbors call them? Maybe they are suspicious.
- Oh my God. - Police! Open! Now!
Comrade, this is my world. I will handle this.
Turn off the lights and hide.
Good night, Officer.
Step aside, lady.
What's this?
Place your hand where I can see it.
Officer, I work together. Do you see? Hello.
Put your hand on the wall.
- I'm not... - Put your hand on the wall!
I take a passive attitude.
I follow your will!
Spread.
What are you doing? No!
No! No!
- Damn! - Jesus!
- Frankie! Frankie! - Oh, my God.
Now we have a dead man and a policeman who fainted?
- What's wrong with you? - Are you kidding?
He is clearly a rapist cop. This is what they do!
If they do dirty things to you, they sexually attack you, knowing that you won't report it.
- Daniel Holtzclaw, Oklahoma City? - Who?
He committed sexual violence against eight women.
Like Matt Dillon on Crash.
- Gosh, it's horrendous. - Nightmare.
Information is strength, friends. I mean it.
Alright, relax. You are from Brentwood,
And your father was accountant John Mayer.
Good. "You're not a daughter your father but your mother."
Wait, is that John Mayer?
That's Malcolm X.
- Sure enough that is John Mayer. - Dad. Father.
Okay, you guys, you, we have to move this person
Before the neighbors return eat Blair again.
I will be fine with that.
- OK. - Fuck.
All right, one, two, three.
Frankie, how many strippers do you order?
only one.
Then who is this person?
- Let me see his penis for a while. - Good call.
- Wait, what? - The stripper I ordered has a photo of a penis in the ad. No face.
- But I can find out the ID of the membership. - Cool. OK.
I'm not sure.
He has an erectile disease in his ad.
But this is soft.
I can make it hard. Let's use your feet.
- What? No, no, no, no, no. - Stop. No, wait. Please stop.
OK, yeah This is a stripper that I ordered.
This is Scotty with his body.
Then who do we kill?
- Hello? - This is Banknorth.
We have detected unusual activities in your account.
If you have tried to make a purchase in
Quickie Stop at Port St. Lucie, please press one.
Thank you for pressing two.
Your card has been suspended because of unusual activity.
No, no.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- How? - Yeah, that's good.
If you search for our cellphone, I lock it in this drawer.
And I won't open it, okay?
Please let me at least text Peter. I feel he's really panicking now.
Not until everything is OK.
We make plans.
Alice.
- What's wrong, friend? What are you doing? - What?
I just made sure nothing was broken.
I think he's fine.
Yes, he's fine.
- Jesus. - Oh, my God.
You need to masturbate more. You, it seems very horny.
I know. I just don't like it doing it in front of my cockatiel.
He is very smart.
- Why don't you put it in the cage? - He is in a cage.
But I'm loud. I am a screamer.
- I remember. - Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
And that sounds like him.
So he thinks I'm talking to him.
I'm like, "No, I'm just touching my own body."
Like, "backwards".
Cool, so back to the emergency state that changed our lives?
Okay, the stripper is here, he's alive.
- That's good. Correct? - Yeah.
Um, there are still bodies in the closet, so...
- Who is the man? - We can get rid of it
If only we had a car, you know?
Oh my God. How can this man get here?
That will work.
- Thank you God! - Is it true?
Well, we will go to the crocodile swamp, throw the body away.
We will return this Smart car,
Wake the guy with the G-string, tell him he hit his head very hard.
- Blair will give him a ton of cash. What are you waiting for?
- And then we go home freely. - I like it. Yes.
Swamp crocodile.
You will arrive at your place your destination in 45 minutes.
Yes.
Can I do... Do you mind if I do your job?
Don't waste it.
OK.
Hey, thank you very much, man.
- for you. - Thank you very much.
I have meth (a type of drug)
Do you want to? 40 dollars.
No thanks very much. I just need money to buy gas.
Hey, listen, do you want to suck my dick for 15 dollars?
- No thanks. - OK.
Good luck, man.
Thank you, man.
You will arrive in 25 minutes.
This is very uncomfortable.
I mean, can this thing move faster?
- Wait! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
So this thing can be faster?
- Hi sir. May I... - Get away from my car.
- OK. Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Oh, my God.
Let me suck your penis very fast.
What?
- Please? - No. What kind of place is this?
Okay, listen...
Do you have meth?
- I can sell meth for you. - Is it true?
- 80 dollars. - 80 dollars...
Here it is.
- Hey, man. - Hey.
I want to buy meth.
It's just,
You have to suck it a little, so I'm sure you're not a cop.
No, man. Please, I'm not a cop.
Do you want meth or not?
OK.
Here it is.
- and one for Papa Bear. - It burns. OK.
40 dollars, not police. Come on.
- Yes. Good. thanks. - You are welcome.
So, want to continue blow job, or...
No. I am fine. thanks.
It's okay.
Actually,
There is someone who wants I introduce you.
- Right! - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too - This is perfect.
- Yeah, go away. - Good. Good.
You have to do it, man. That is true love.
Friends, I fell asleep.
I fell asleep.
I have a bad dream that we all killed a man.
- That's reality. - No, we kill someone.
What ?! No!
Gosh! Drunk this trip is crazy.
That's not a joke!
Not a joke!
Damn!
Have you come with genius ideas out there?
Yes.
In my dream, I remember _ there were people in Australia
who cooks and eats the body of his girlfriend.
- Kiwi. - I can't do it because I'm vegetarian.
- But... - Kiwi.
God, I'm so tired.
We must surrender. We are guilty.
No, we are innocent, because this is an accident.
Stop saying that.
Maybe if you're not aroused, we won't be in this mess.
I suck cocaine because you bought us illegal drugs.
I don't force you to do it, Alice.
And what do you know? no is talking about it
It starts from Blair's idea of bringing strippers
Yes, but you don't need to blame, right?
"Look at me, I'm Frankie. I live in a storage unit."
- "I save the world." - Do you know what?
You act like everyone is very stupid because you don't become a bastard like you.
- I'm a bastard? - I mean, you two are bastards.
- Don't interfere. - Seriously.
Maybe you are the bastard, Alice.
Oh damn it.
Excuse me, Bitch?
I am a very sweet person.
Then why do you insist on calling me Kiwi
although I told you that _ is culturally insensitive?
And why do you feel the need to reach and try to release my seat belt
when in the taxi go here?
- Jesus Christ. - Yes.
That's Americans.
We do it as a joke, okay? We all do it, right?
Come on, talk.
- Alice! - Gosh, stop, I beg you.
It's bad enough without you two do it.
And I think your bridal shower celebration is a nightmare.
What are you talking about? He doesn't hold a bridal shower celebration.
No.
Do you make a bridal shower event?
Not really, I mean...
It's like, with a co-worker. Not a big problem.
But Blair joined?
This isn't even a treat event.
What? No.
How could you not invite me?
Alice, please. Can we not discuss it?
I beg you, I told you, it's just... For Peter's family.
- That's no big deal, guys. - Peter.
He is very annoying.
And I know why he doesn't like me.
Because he seems jealous.
Peter is not jealous of you.
Then why don't you invite your best friend to your bridal shower event?
- Gosh, you really want to know why? - Certain!
Because I know, if I invite you
You won't let me speak to others. That's the reason.
OK? You monopolize my time
And then you make me feel guilty for not spending time with you. How can I win?
Are you kidding?
I don't monopolize your time, Jess!
I'm just trying to make the most of it,
Because you don't even try to see me again.
- That's not true! - It is true.
Right.
I'm sorry, but you always work,
Or you make a plan with Peter.
Or you do Skype with someone else. I can't do your stupid accent.
- No, you can't. - Yes yes...
We are no longer a college student, everything has changed.
The only thing that changes is you.
You have obsessed
With your new life that is perfect and your campaign then you lull me.
Oh, I'm sorry that I don't want to talk about
we say when we are drunk
at O & apos; Flaherty & apos; s 10 years ago!
OK, you know?
I hope I never plan a fun weekend for you.
You know, you... very ungrateful.
- Do you say I am ungrateful? - Yes!
You are an ungrateful person.
You didn't plan this weekend for me.
You plan this weekend for yourself,
So you can post a collection of photos
to make your life look unhappy!
I'm sorry, Jess.
I will leave you...
I will leave you from now on.
Alice.
Jess, it's really rude.
Oh my God, I can't. I can't with this guilt.
I can no longer hold this back.
Jess, come on...
No. Everything we have done all night makes this situation worse, okay?
We change ourselves and that is the end.
Now, I'll go up to clean this damn thing from my face,
so at least I can look more beautiful for shooting my photos.
And shaving itself isn't strange.
I don't appreciate your embarrassing shaved show.
You're embarrassing. and you too.
You will be fine.
Do you hear that? What is that?
- What is that? - Where is it?
Where did it come from?
- Not from these pillows. - Damn. No.
Damn, this is from the phone.
- Someone is looking for this man. - Gosh!
- Turn it off. - I'm trying!
- What happened? - Stop it! Gosh.
Someone tried to track the cellphone of the stripper and it seemed like they...
Here.
- Hello? - Miami Police.
Have you ever seen this man?
Damn.
We trace the cellphone to this house.
We know he is here.
It's finished.
The jig is up.
Hey.
She is dead.
You guys, very lucky.
This man is very dangerous.
This man robbed a jewelry store and killed a security officer.
- Everyone looks for it. - Oh my God, what ?!
Yes, He is on the run.
The possibility of coming here to hide.
Sir, I'm sorry.
I'm a stranger here. Just want to clarify the local law.
So are we
no longer in trouble?
Sounds like self defense, right?
Yes, no, the Court will not want
give any accusation to something like this. You are fine.
- Oh my God. - No, you're kidding.
- Gosh! - Are you playing with me?
Oh, my God!
- Gosh! - Gosh!
We are Heroes! We are Heroes! We are American heroes.
- Thank you, universe. - Jesus!
We kill a man! And that is the right action!
We are right to kill him!
Yes!
Jess.
Hey, Jess. We will not go to jail.
I might still, for things that aren't related, but you don't, you're safe.
Jess?
You should have seen us from the start. We are like Squabble City...
We don't like each other.
Now I can't release it from me. And I don't want to.
Did he mention something about diamonds?
No. I think I'll remember it. He doesn't talk much.
Miss, it's very important for you to try to remember every detail.
He is a man.
Like he could just wash the car and make it a hobby.
- OK. - And he has a deep, "V".
Like two large snakes that point to the penis.
This is a big house.
A place that might be able to save something?
We clean the entire house and don't find the coat or cellphone.
So there is a possibility.
Tampon!
- What? - Blair.
- What? - I need a tampon.
I think you are using David cups.
- Yes - No, never.
Fuck. Only tampons, the best tampons!
You took it from us.
- What? - And lock it there,
- and you have the key. - What are you talking about?
I don't lock our tampons. I locked...
Are we talking about the same thing, Blair?
- Yes - Yo, yo.
Miss, you want to get your friend tampon or whatever?
OK. One tampon will come soon.
I will be back soon with tampons.
I am not menstruating.
Good. thanks.
Key.
Damn. Damn it.
Calm down, calm down, calm down. I just want to take my cellphone, okay?
- What is that? - What is that?
None. That... I don't know.
- What is that? - This man, is another thing.
- Is there someone else here? - Actual strippers.
- Yes, the real stripper is there. - The real man...
- I just need to take my cellphone. - Retreat! Back off!
- I won't be your narcotic mule! - What? Stop. Stop. Stop.
- You should retreat. Yes. - Stop. Shh!
Current news and some of the latest information for everyone.
These attackers are armed and they are dangerous.
- No, it's okay, that... - So if you are in the house,
Make sure the window and your door is locked.
- Hey, Blondie! Come here! - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
- The tampon. - Yes I know.
That's what I mean... I use code.
- I just want to get my real estate license! - Shut up.
Don't move!
Shut up! Do not move!
What happened here? Come on. Let's move. Come on, tough guy.
Everyone in America has a weapon!
Come on! Come on! You too. move.
- Oh my God. - The playing time is up.
- We want those diamonds now. - Listen.
I know you're angry with 1%.
- Me too. - What? Shut up
- Tie them now. - Come on!
Jess,
when I start to grow up, I don't have many friends.
And when I entered college, my mother worried about me.
So it is with me.
Then we meet, and when the first night we go outside,
You don't introduce me to people as your roommates,
You introduce me as your friend.
And I know everything will be fine.
When I go home that summer
I show my mother photos when we get together,
he is very happy.
He often doesn't remember me now, but when I show him the old photos,
he said to me, "That's my daughter with her friends."
That's how he remembers me.
Thank you.
I can't wait to show him all our photos this weekend.
You're always there for me, and I'm always here for you.
With love, Alice.
P.S. There are some wet wipes here, because I ordered ice cream cake
and I know you have problems with dairy products.
Smiling face.
- Come here. Come on. Come here - They found me on Craigslist.
I'm not even part of them!
Fuck.
Damn.
Jay betrays us,
and go with our part.
So tell me,
- where did he put it? - I told you, we don't know.
sir, I can send $ 50,000 now also if you let us go, okay?
50,000 what?
There are more than $ 2 million diamonds in this house.
and I will find it.
You shoot anyone who moves.
- Oh my God. I beg.
Damn!
Goddamn it! Damn it!
Don't speak up or I will kill you!
What?
Handcuff yourself to the sink.
- Damn you. - Now.
Good. Good.
What is that?
No...
You don't know anything? Sounds nonsense.
Rush, man!
Do I look stupid to you?
You hope I believe that you accidentally killed Jay?
it is a bad accident.
This is a great accident.
I almost lost my patience.
Jay died, and you hope I believe that you all don't know anything?
New plan. You will watch each other die,
until there is one of you who opens your mouth!
- And I will start from you. - No!
- Oh, my God. - I love you, Frankie.
I love you too.
Jess! Jess!
Yes!
- Don't be on her beautiful face! - Come on, Jess!
- You're pervert! - Come on.
No, hey, hey, hey!
All of you! The gun!
Edged. Inching up. Inching up. Inching up. Inching up.
Good. Good.
- there. - Okay. Yes.
- One. - Two.
- Three! - Okay.
Oh my God. Squat!
- Oh my God. Oh, my God. - did you get it?
Yes.
Point me towards him.
I can't shoot it! Your legs are blocking!
- No, no. I hope. - Lift up!
No, I beg you.
I shoot a man!
- Yes! - I killed another man.
You...
Yes!
Oh my God, all of you!
That's awesome.
- Alice, I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry.
No. I say things that are not.
I think it's just stressful because kills someone
and then try to get rid of his body.
-Wait, what? - Correctly.
- That is a difficult thing. - Yes you're right.
I've changed.
I think I've made other people's lives better,
but I forget the people who make my life better, and that is you.
- And I love you. Forgive me. - We love you too.
- We love you.
- We love you, Jess! - I'm sorry too.
And you know? I know I'm overdoing it.
And you're right, I have to stop living in the past
- and looking for a new hobby, you know? - Yes, that can help, right?
Next time we meet each other, we can see new memories
rather than just talking about the past.
This bond really starts to hurt.
And I'm sorry about Peter, okay?
He doesn't suck. You really have to marry him.
- Sure. - Good. Must.
I mean, I had an erotic dream about him, and I didn't even tell you.
No, you told me.
- You tell everyone. - You start a chat group.
It starts with him combing my hair...
Do you know? I will open your ties.
- Good. - Yes. OK good.
- this, give me the weapon. - It's morning...
Drop the weapon!
- Drop it. - Damn.
The key depends on the handcuffs, the base is stupid!
You will die. All.
- No, no, Jess. - Yes.
Really? Come on. Whatever.
What? What? What?
What
- Oh my God! - Is that Peter?
Oh my God. Is he...
- Peter! - All of you, what happened behind there?
I can't see.
Peter? Peter.
Peter.
- Jess. - You are okay?
You don't like my cock?
What?
Is my cock bent with a strange when it hardens, or...
- I don't know, that... - What? No. I like it.
So you still want to get married?
Yes. More than before. I love you.
I want that.
Peter...
Let's get married. Let's get married this weekend.
What about your campaign? Don't you want to wait
until the election is finished, and...
I don't want to wait. Everything I love is here.
That & apos; s all that matters.
- What about your parents? - My parents won't care. They eloped.
I mean, my mother said to approve it as soon as possible.
- Really? - He loves you.
- I love you. Let's do it. - Come on.
Yes!
I have a perfect place.
Are you, Jessica, willing to make Peter your husband?
Yes.
And you, Peter, are willing to make Jessica your wife?
Yes, of course.
Now, with the power given to me
(translated by Honeybutter),
I say you as husband and wife.
You can kiss the groom.
I'm very happy because I didn't sell our tickets to the foam party.
- Yes! - Correct?
So you are not in trouble?
No, we are completely free.
We have done what in Florida is known as "good murder".
That's a direct quote from the Miami police.
So, not only do we not have to go to jail, but we also get coupons
to go to Romano's Macaroni Grill.
- Do you want to dance, Pippa? - Yes alright.
But call me Kiwi, okay?
All my good friends call me that.
- Hey. - Hi.
May I get you a drink?
No.
Because I was dating someone else, so...
- Hey. - Section.
You're a sexy man. Cool.
Here it is.
Oh, my goodness.
Has anyone ever said to you that your feet are very beautiful?
No one has told me before.
You said it a million times.
Do you want to...
- Make love? - Make love?
Hey.
Stay around. We are doing something.
Love wins.
What are you saying?
I don't know. I mean, who knows if it will work?
And I don't know how you are going to to New York. I thought I was riding, but...
I've packed my bag, so...
Well, just because I'm between places...
Shut up.
Yes, yes.
OK, yeah.
Honey, this is for you.
- Hello? - Jess, it's me.
The story about you and your friends overcoming the criminals is now everywhere.
OK? We get donations and volunteers.
- What? - Jess, you will win this.
Are you serious? It was incredible.
Yes, we have a myriad of requests from the media.
Okay, Good morning American, Ellen.
OK. You have to come back here soon. I will find you the next flight.
Do you prefer seats by the window or hallway?
I'm more to a man in the middle bench, but...
Do you know? I finally got married.
But I'll be there early Monday morning.
Are you married? Jess, I'm in love with you.
- Take a photo? - Yes, Yes, Yes.
Cool!
- I love you. - We love you.
Three.
Can I see it?
- No. - My arm looks too fat.
- The other? - One more.
Okay, alright, alright.
- I like this. - That's it, I like it.
- Alice, you can mark me. - Finally.
Don't close first, There are still two last snippets;)
Congratulations to State Senator Jess Thayer!
Thank you.
My number one boss!
And now, to celebrate the victory, we have a special request
me?
Thank you very much.
I actually have a surprise for all of you.
I wrote a song
What I hope can wrap up
friendship ties that we have.
So, I will sing it now for you.
Sometimes
You kill a man
When he takes off his shirt for you
You killed a man
You and your friends killed him
And he died
Jesus, that's good.
At other times...
When you kill a man
You have to throw his body into the sea
And you don't care Because your friends are by your side
They make it fun
I love you, friends I love you, Pippa!
We kill a man
We make a plan
You are my friends
And I will never forget
This single party
That is the end.
Don't close first, There is still one last snippet;)
Do you want to stop by?
No, no, no. Don't stop by. Don't stop by.
Because I have to do something.
So, I will meet you at Nussbaum at 10am.
No, no. 12:30
- OK. - I don't want to wake up.
OK, you go. Go. Go. Go.
We want to make sure you enter well.
- You're obsessed with me. - We love you.
I love you.
Bullshit.
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