1 00:00:23,256 --> 00:00:26,458 Visit www.Fastbet99.club Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent 2 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:29,161 Oh, that's very funny. I like that. 3 00:00:29,163 --> 00:00:31,296 Henry. Henry Phillips. 4 00:00:31,298 --> 00:00:33,032 Hey, John, man, I'm a big fan. 5 00:00:33,034 --> 00:00:34,500 Oh thank you. This is my friend. 6 00:00:34,502 --> 00:00:36,035 We will all see your show tonight 7 00:00:36,037 --> 00:00:37,669 Hey how are you? Thank you for coming. 8 00:00:37,671 --> 00:00:39,271 We drove all the way from here greensboro to meet you 9 00:00:39,273 --> 00:00:41,173 Oh wow. We ordered a table. 10 00:00:41,175 --> 00:00:43,175 I call ahead. We have the front and middle front row. 11 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,576 I'm like, "we want to be right in front 12 00:00:44,578 --> 00:00:46,211 to see Henry Phillips. 13 00:00:46,213 --> 00:00:48,047 That's so cool. Thank you very much You know what, it hasn't really grown in me 14 00:00:48,049 --> 00:00:50,749 15 00:00:50,751 --> 00:00:53,352 16 00:00:53,354 --> 00:00:54,820 So, I don't think I will play it tonight. 17 00:00:54,822 --> 00:00:56,321 Come on, man. 18 00:00:57,691 --> 00:00:59,191 Oh shit. 19 00:00:59,193 --> 00:01:01,427 Are you okay, man? Oh, damn it. 20 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:03,295 Oh, shit. 21 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:05,197 Oh, God, you are bleeding. 22 00:01:05,199 --> 00:01:06,732 What's up. We have to go to the hospital. 23 00:01:06,734 --> 00:01:08,600 God. Oh, my God. 24 00:01:08,602 --> 00:01:11,136 - Oh no. - Tilt your head back. 25 00:01:11,138 --> 00:01:12,838 Yes. It's like your nose is broken 26 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,240 Are you okay? Are you guys - do you-- 27 00:01:15,242 --> 00:01:17,643 So, we go to damn hospital? 28 00:01:17,645 --> 00:01:19,311 I hope it improves, man. 29 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:20,379 We drive away from greensboro 30 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,614 I'm sorry, Henry. 31 00:01:43,303 --> 00:01:45,404 This is levine Sharon and you are listening 32 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:49,208 to mouth fuck and I'm here with comedian Henry Phillips. 33 00:01:49,210 --> 00:01:51,743 You call yourself wordy very extraordinary. 34 00:01:51,745 --> 00:01:53,445 What is that? 35 00:01:53,447 --> 00:01:55,714 Uh, yes, that - my manager said that 36 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,683 I don't even know what it means exactly 37 00:01:57,685 --> 00:02:00,619 I mean I'm a troubadour and that - I think 38 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,421 I play music and I travel, 39 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:03,822 so that's the wordy part. 40 00:02:03,824 --> 00:02:05,757 I don't know about extraordinary. 41 00:02:05,759 --> 00:02:07,559 Incredible, it looks like like that might be subjective. 42 00:02:07,561 --> 00:02:09,294 - Yeah. - It's like calling 43 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:11,296 yourself a king of pop or something. 44 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,165 Well, for a while there I call myself 45 00:02:13,167 --> 00:02:15,367 king hit-and-miss comedy folk music 46 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:17,269 on one night the bar is lazy, 47 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,139 But apparently I am not the first to have that. 48 00:02:20,141 --> 00:02:21,373 You have to Google it 49 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,142 to make sure it's not taken. 50 00:02:23,144 --> 00:02:25,177 - That's right. - My trick 51 00:02:25,179 --> 00:02:26,745 Will do a song for you now, 52 00:02:26,747 --> 00:02:30,182 um, I want to dedicate to anyone out there 53 00:02:30,184 --> 00:02:33,619 in this room, and I hope you enjoy it. 54 00:02:39,860 --> 00:02:41,560 Sorry. 55 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,168 Dirt. 56 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:31,577 Ma'am, you can't use your phone here 57 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:57,302 Alright, everyone, I really happened to have 58 00:03:57,304 --> 00:03:58,837 one of these pills to me now 59 00:03:58,839 --> 00:04:00,472 We will take this and see if it works. 60 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:02,507 I have never tried this before, but... 61 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,679 Chug, chug, chug, chug... 62 00:04:10,383 --> 00:04:12,517 Thank you... 63 00:04:12,519 --> 00:04:15,354 To support what is clear the problem I have 64 00:04:22,929 --> 00:04:24,630 Ow! 65 00:04:28,501 --> 00:04:30,569 Thank you. I want to say I sell this pill 66 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:33,672 for $ 10 a piece after the show If you want to come and, uh... 67 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:37,576 How do you describe it what do you do? 68 00:04:37,578 --> 00:04:41,046 Well, I always want to say what I took from my life 69 00:04:41,048 --> 00:04:43,682 I restore my art. 70 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:47,552 And so far, I've taken it nothing. 71 00:04:50,657 --> 00:04:52,824 Thank you all. 72 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:00,365 - Ellen? - Henry? 73 00:05:00,367 --> 00:05:01,533 Hey. 74 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,302 Nice to hear your voice 75 00:05:03,304 --> 00:05:04,703 Same here. How are you? 76 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:06,538 - I'm great - Hey 77 00:05:06,540 --> 00:05:07,939 Good. Hey, how are you? Are you on the phone? 78 00:05:07,941 --> 00:05:09,675 me. I'm sorry Ellen. Wait a minute. 79 00:05:09,677 --> 00:05:11,009 Good. Listen. I think you are 80 00:05:11,011 --> 00:05:12,911 really, really, very funny. 81 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,646 Thank you for coming to the show. I laughed and so on. 82 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:16,481 I already drank four beers and, um, eight shots. 83 00:05:16,483 --> 00:05:17,582 No but listen, 84 00:05:17,584 --> 00:05:19,051 You just have to keep trying. 85 00:05:19,053 --> 00:05:20,986 - Henry, are you-- - Hey bro. 86 00:05:20,988 --> 00:05:22,754 What's wrong? Guess what, guess. 87 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:24,089 What is that? My name is Phil 88 00:05:24,091 --> 00:05:26,024 Oh good. My name is Henry Phillips. 89 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:27,759 The same difference, who cares. Dude, let's drink beer. 90 00:05:27,761 --> 00:05:28,927 No, no, no, I have to - Dude, come on My friends are very funny. 91 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:30,595 They are supposed to be comedians. I know. Humans, me - 92 00:05:30,597 --> 00:05:32,364 Dude, come on, we go to the city bar. 93 00:05:32,366 --> 00:05:33,732 This will be fun. Come on. 94 00:05:33,734 --> 00:05:35,334 No, I'm performing. Don't be a pussy, bro. 95 00:05:35,336 --> 00:05:36,601 Next week. You are very weak bro. 96 00:05:36,603 --> 00:05:37,903 No, I suck. 97 00:05:37,905 --> 00:05:39,004 Hey, I'm out now Sorry. 98 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:40,706 I can hear you. What is wrong? 99 00:05:40,708 --> 00:05:42,574 Well, I just cut it to catch up. 100 00:05:42,576 --> 00:05:43,775 Do you know who Jay Warren is? 101 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:45,410 Jay Warren, the director? 102 00:05:45,412 --> 00:05:46,978 Well, he isn't just a director 103 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,413 104 00:05:48,415 --> 00:05:49,815 A producer, a big producer. 105 00:05:49,817 --> 00:05:51,383 He wants to meet you. 106 00:05:51,385 --> 00:05:52,617 He wants to meet me? 107 00:05:52,619 --> 00:05:53,985 Yes. Why? 108 00:05:53,987 --> 00:05:55,387 He heard what happened to you 109 00:05:55,389 --> 00:05:57,622 here five years ago and, 110 00:05:57,624 --> 00:06:00,892 Well, he was fascinated and he wanted to see your actions 111 00:06:00,894 --> 00:06:03,495 Let me guess, this means that I have to go to la? 112 00:06:03,497 --> 00:06:04,763 I know you have a bad taste in your mouth 113 00:06:04,765 --> 00:06:06,732 about the last time 114 00:06:06,734 --> 00:06:08,834 but if there is nothing else you get to meet big time producers. 115 00:06:08,836 --> 00:06:11,570 I mean, is it true go the big one out there? 116 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,038 Yes. No, I mean, everything works fine 117 00:06:13,040 --> 00:06:15,941 I have, you know, people are out 118 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:18,110 I have many people out of greensboro 119 00:06:18,112 --> 00:06:19,711 just to see me so 120 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:20,746 If you need a place to live, 121 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:22,481 You can stay with me 122 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,082 No, we don't - we won't do it must do that 123 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:25,917 I have this friend Jillian who just moved there 124 00:06:25,919 --> 00:06:27,619 and he has pressed me to go out and visit 125 00:06:27,621 --> 00:06:29,654 So, I can stay with him. 126 00:06:29,656 --> 00:06:32,457 The fuck mouth is brought to you by reading for me. 127 00:06:32,459 --> 00:06:34,426 Read to me is our sponsor, 128 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,129 and we love them, and they will read to you 129 00:06:37,131 --> 00:06:39,698 if you can't read, or you don't want to read, 130 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:41,600 or you are too lazy or too stupid 131 00:06:41,602 --> 00:06:42,801 Listen to the book 132 00:06:42,803 --> 00:06:45,871 in your love hole, read for me 133 00:06:45,873 --> 00:06:47,506 - sorry - Oh, it's okay 134 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,474 I know you have to pay Bills. 135 00:06:49,476 --> 00:06:51,476 So how? misunderstanding 136 00:06:51,478 --> 00:06:55,614 about being racist, eh, happening? 137 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:58,483 That has to do with-- 138 00:06:58,485 --> 00:07:00,619 being racist Yes. 139 00:07:00,621 --> 00:07:02,554 No, I think that people want me 140 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,156 being racist because it is sold, 141 00:07:04,158 --> 00:07:05,891 You know, advertise. 142 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,826 Look, I came out to la a few years ago 143 00:07:07,828 --> 00:07:09,127 and start good. 144 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,829 I even got a recording contract. 145 00:07:10,831 --> 00:07:12,531 But one day I'm meeting, 146 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:14,433 and I ask this person on the label 147 00:07:14,435 --> 00:07:16,168 where they carry their bagels, and the truth is 148 00:07:16,170 --> 00:07:18,103 I don't care where they carry the bagels 149 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:21,039 I'm just trying to make small talk but, anyway, 150 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,841 The man starts shouting at people, 151 00:07:22,843 --> 00:07:24,810 You know, tripping power. Said like, 152 00:07:24,812 --> 00:07:26,578 "Henry Phillips needs to know where damn 153 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,146 Bagels are made of," or whatever 154 00:07:28,148 --> 00:07:30,649 and that makes me look like a bastard 155 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:32,651 Anyway, finally there is an article in the newspaper 156 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:35,187 say that I am a Neo-Nazi or something. 157 00:07:35,189 --> 00:07:37,522 Eh, you know, there are lots of things that happen 158 00:07:37,524 --> 00:07:39,458 between there But anyway, 159 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:42,227 it ends with me getting a wound outside the city 160 00:07:42,229 --> 00:07:44,696 but I'm back now try again 161 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:46,097 and I just hope that goes better 162 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:50,836 - Geez. - Hey 163 00:07:50,838 --> 00:07:52,604 You look exactly the same. 164 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,206 Thank you again. Yes. 165 00:07:54,208 --> 00:07:55,941 Oh, nice to meet you Nice to meet you 166 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,075 Enter it. Yes. 167 00:07:57,077 --> 00:07:59,010 This is Zoe. Hi. 168 00:07:59,012 --> 00:08:00,111 Zoe, this is Henry. 169 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:01,079 Yeah, nice to meet you too 170 00:08:01,081 --> 00:08:02,848 Yeah, finally. 171 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,850 I'm glad you're here Nice to meet you 172 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,518 Funny, like me just-- 173 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,621 no. Oh. 174 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,189 - I apologize for that. - Oh no, it's okay 175 00:08:11,191 --> 00:08:12,724 Um, is that expensive? 176 00:08:12,726 --> 00:08:14,693 Yes, this is a glass tomato. 177 00:08:14,695 --> 00:08:16,695 Of course. I can bring your guitar to you. 178 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,230 Sorry, I have this new case, is bigger 179 00:08:18,232 --> 00:08:20,532 Be careful. Yes. 180 00:08:20,534 --> 00:08:22,601 OK. Why don't you release the load? 181 00:08:25,205 --> 00:08:26,605 yes. I will show you the terrace. Good. 182 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:28,173 Oh, that sounds amazing. 183 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:31,209 Again, I'm sorry whatever it is 184 00:08:31,211 --> 00:08:33,545 Well, fost-adopt allows for you to grow children 185 00:08:33,547 --> 00:08:36,648 or even baby and then after that a certain amount of time, 186 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:38,917 the judge decides whether you can save a child or not 187 00:08:38,919 --> 00:08:42,053 Oh wow. So, you can actually have children, 188 00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:43,755 and become attached to the child, 189 00:08:43,757 --> 00:08:45,257 and then the judge can just take it 190 00:08:45,259 --> 00:08:46,725 of you like that? 191 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:48,260 Yes. They try to reunite children 192 00:08:48,262 --> 00:08:49,961 with biological parents 193 00:08:49,963 --> 00:08:51,162 as much as possible. 194 00:08:51,164 --> 00:08:53,565 But what happens then? 195 00:08:53,567 --> 00:08:56,067 I mean, it must be just being very painful 196 00:08:56,069 --> 00:08:58,937 and then we have to do it starts to end completely 197 00:08:58,939 --> 00:09:01,840 Wow, that will be very sad. 198 00:09:01,842 --> 00:09:05,076 You look like a pretty optimistic man 199 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,145 Yes - oh, you're kidding I'm sorry. 200 00:09:07,147 --> 00:09:08,847 I will be happy, I promise. 201 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,082 I have just been on a long journey here. 202 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:13,585 I just told him about our adoption plan. 203 00:09:13,587 --> 00:09:15,320 Oh yes, man, sorry, 204 00:09:15,322 --> 00:09:17,088 I should have warned you was quite a lot 205 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,291 everything we talked about around here lately. 206 00:09:19,293 --> 00:09:21,059 It's okay. Sounds very promising 207 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:22,327 and interesting. 208 00:09:22,329 --> 00:09:25,230 Yes, this is fun and promising. 209 00:09:25,232 --> 00:09:28,333 Um, but also can be very tiring 210 00:09:28,335 --> 00:09:32,103 and sometimes painful. 211 00:09:32,105 --> 00:09:34,239 That's amazing 212 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:37,242 Sometimes it can be awesome. 213 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:38,777 Are you okay? 214 00:09:38,779 --> 00:09:40,679 Well, I'm pretty sure 215 00:09:40,681 --> 00:09:42,113 That's where I parked my car. 216 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:43,214 Is there no anymore? 217 00:09:43,216 --> 00:09:44,950 No, it's gone. 218 00:09:44,952 --> 00:09:46,885 I parked it correctly in front of the house 219 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:49,187 Oh man. Do you lock it? 220 00:09:49,189 --> 00:09:51,222 I mean, I should have locked it right? 221 00:09:51,224 --> 00:09:52,791 You don't lock it. 222 00:09:52,793 --> 00:09:57,329 Suzuki forenza 2006 and silver. 223 00:09:57,331 --> 00:09:59,331 I ran your vin number through the 224 00:09:59,333 --> 00:10:00,966 system and nothing appears and so I will 225 00:10:00,968 --> 00:10:02,667 designated vehicles like stolen 226 00:10:02,669 --> 00:10:04,869 Well, that sucks. So, what happened now? 227 00:10:04,871 --> 00:10:07,172 Well, I mean, I can't make there is a promise 228 00:10:07,174 --> 00:10:09,874 but often anyone extracted vehicles 229 00:10:09,876 --> 00:10:11,910 just want to receive it on joyride 230 00:10:11,912 --> 00:10:14,846 and most likely a group of teenagers. 231 00:10:14,848 --> 00:10:16,881 Maybe so the vehicle will reappear 232 00:10:16,883 --> 00:10:18,750 somewhere in the neighborhood 233 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,919 and you will be notified when it is 234 00:10:20,921 --> 00:10:22,954 Well, that will be great. Is that usually what happens? 235 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,789 I mean, this is the best case scenario 236 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,659 I can't prove what will happen is designated as normal 237 00:10:27,661 --> 00:10:29,761 in this particular situation. 238 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:32,063 Well, I think I mean in your personal experience 239 00:10:32,065 --> 00:10:34,399 My personal experience, 240 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:36,768 if I tell you something you will hold me back for that 241 00:10:36,770 --> 00:10:38,737 and so, I prefer not to get into any prediction 242 00:10:38,739 --> 00:10:41,072 or speculate, okay? 243 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,807 Good. Thank you. 244 00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:47,078 That person is a dick. What do they say? 245 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,881 Well, he said he ran registration number 246 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:52,083 into the system or something and, uh, 247 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:54,085 he said it must be stolen 248 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:55,820 Oh my God. 249 00:10:55,822 --> 00:10:57,789 The good news seems like he to think it's just a few 250 00:10:57,791 --> 00:10:59,691 teenagers come out on a joyride. 251 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,126 Good. I don't know what kind of joy 252 00:11:01,128 --> 00:11:03,061 there will be driving your shit 253 00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:04,763 basket cars around the city 254 00:11:04,765 --> 00:11:07,265 Well, I think, I have to, 255 00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,367 if it's okay, go to that place 256 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:10,835 tonight at the sunset boulevard. 257 00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:12,270 What is that-- yes of course. 258 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:14,072 Yes. I mean, we can lower you 259 00:11:14,074 --> 00:11:15,874 on our way to, uh, adoption 260 00:11:15,876 --> 00:11:18,209 good. Not a problem. 261 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:20,245 You know what this means is your cassette player 262 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:22,147 going forever 263 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,716 Yes. I don't know how I will forget that. 264 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,052 Say that you didn't do it have recordings there 265 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,820 Thank God I don't. 266 00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:31,356 I have taken the tape and put it in the glove box. 267 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:33,324 So we are good. Good. 268 00:11:33,326 --> 00:11:34,926 What is the story with Jillian? 269 00:11:34,928 --> 00:11:37,162 Is he ex No. 270 00:11:37,164 --> 00:11:39,431 Jillian is a musician and we used to play 271 00:11:39,433 --> 00:11:41,733 in the band together last year. 272 00:11:41,735 --> 00:11:44,002 One of those things is great about our friendship 273 00:11:44,004 --> 00:11:46,771 is he always already, sort of, 274 00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:51,176 my last connection to... 275 00:11:51,178 --> 00:11:53,244 My young days of music 276 00:11:53,246 --> 00:11:54,879 which is a big part in my life. 277 00:11:54,881 --> 00:11:57,315 The fact is, he is very responsible for me to go to comedy. 278 00:11:57,317 --> 00:11:59,751 OK. Mr. George Michael. 279 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:02,120 Party. 280 00:12:29,049 --> 00:12:31,416 OK, guys 281 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:39,791 Thank you very much. 282 00:12:39,793 --> 00:12:41,226 Has a large set and, um, 283 00:12:41,228 --> 00:12:43,361 Don't forget to get it guitar-ded. 284 00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,264 See you later. Nice to meet you Zoe. 285 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:47,866 I will see you in the morning 286 00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:48,833 Thank you again. 287 00:12:48,835 --> 00:12:51,035 - Henry. - Hey, how are you? 288 00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:53,171 - It's been a long time. - Five years. 289 00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:55,173 - Yeah. You look great. - thank you 290 00:12:55,175 --> 00:12:56,875 So, Jay Warren is inside. 291 00:12:56,877 --> 00:12:58,209 You go up third 292 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,844 Everything will come together perfectly. 293 00:12:59,846 --> 00:13:01,479 - Good. - So, come with me. 294 00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,149 A joyride? What, will they return it? 295 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,351 296 00:13:06,353 --> 00:13:09,821 I don't know Well meet the man himself. 297 00:13:09,823 --> 00:13:11,823 Jay Warren, producer of mega-TV. 298 00:13:11,825 --> 00:13:13,091 Henry Phillips, 299 00:13:13,093 --> 00:13:15,160 singer-songwriter, troubadour 300 00:13:15,162 --> 00:13:16,995 Incredible, playing club 301 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,030 and national coffee houses. 302 00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:21,065 Nice to meet you Yes. Good to see you. 303 00:13:21,067 --> 00:13:22,367 How he treats you so far 304 00:13:22,369 --> 00:13:24,035 - Uh, well - do you believe 305 00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:25,270 he just got his car stolen 306 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,337 - really - Yes. 307 00:13:26,339 --> 00:13:28,439 That's funny. 308 00:13:28,441 --> 00:13:30,441 - Yeah. - So, Jay said he was working 309 00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,377 on new event ideas about life 310 00:13:32,379 --> 00:13:33,511 a player who is struggling. 311 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,213 Yes. Yes. This, uh, 312 00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:37,215 that is something I have thought about enough 313 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:39,150 A few moments now, and then I hear it about what happened to you, 314 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:42,187 and I think, "wow, I mean, This is an amazing story." 315 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,222 Yes, I know, I already have some bad luck. 316 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:46,191 Yes. I will say 317 00:13:46,193 --> 00:13:48,026 I don't want to bother but I just want to greet this person. 318 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,460 Hey, Charlie. How are you? 319 00:13:49,462 --> 00:13:50,495 How are you doing, man? This is Charlie. 320 00:13:50,497 --> 00:13:51,963 He is a fellow comedian. 321 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,331 That's Ellen, my manager and, uh-- 322 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:54,365 - hi. - With pleasure. 323 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,934 This is Mr. Jay Warren. 324 00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:57,035 Eh, I'm a big fan of from your work 325 00:13:57,037 --> 00:13:58,336 Thank you. Thank you. 326 00:13:58,338 --> 00:13:59,470 Uh, everyone, this is Erica 327 00:13:59,472 --> 00:14:01,239 Hey. Nice to meet you. 328 00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:03,141 Eh, I don't interrupt some types of industries Oh no. Yes, 329 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,375 so Charlie is a fellow comedian. 330 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,044 331 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,146 He is very funny. We have been walking together. 332 00:14:08,148 --> 00:14:11,950 Good time And remember a, um, the killer? 333 00:14:11,952 --> 00:14:13,484 Oh, he's the killer. 334 00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:15,086 We are in Omaha 335 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:16,888 and here it is combat champion ufc 336 00:14:16,890 --> 00:14:19,357 called the killer and, uh, 337 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:21,125 he approached Henry and said, 338 00:14:21,127 --> 00:14:22,927 "You have to want me boyfriend happy birthday 339 00:14:22,929 --> 00:14:25,964 from the stage or I'll kick your ass." 340 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,299 Henry is on stage and he just doesn't say it and afterwards The killer is upset. 341 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:32,103 He wanders around the club, 342 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:34,172 like, "I will kick the man's ass And I'm like, "oh, whoa, I don't even know that guy. 343 00:14:34,174 --> 00:14:36,040 344 00:14:36,042 --> 00:14:37,408 345 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:39,444 346 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,412 347 00:14:41,414 --> 00:14:43,915 I don't know where he is. " And I really don't know 348 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:46,651 where you It's been hours _ before anyone finds it. 349 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:49,254 The janitor goes to the police station a utility cabinet to get the mop , cry. 350 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:51,623 He sucks. Just, oh... 351 00:14:51,625 --> 00:14:53,992 The killer comes to pick me up 352 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,660 The killer comes to pick me up you sure it's me? 353 00:14:55,662 --> 00:14:57,362 because no sounds familiar 354 00:14:57,364 --> 00:14:59,530 No, no, that's you. Okay okay 355 00:14:59,532 --> 00:15:00,999 Fun. Alright, man. 356 00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,433 That's weird. 357 00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:06,137 I'm not sure it happened 358 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,009 You have to have a lot of good stories 359 00:15:13,947 --> 00:15:16,381 I don't think is one of them 360 00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:17,548 361 00:15:08,052 --> 00:15:20,585 362 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,220 363 00:15:22,222 --> 00:15:23,955 364 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:27,191 Billy... 365 00:15:30,162 --> 00:15:33,464 You have to do it right? 366 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:36,467 You finally have to do it that's Billy 367 00:15:36,469 --> 00:15:38,136 Right when I start 368 00:15:38,138 --> 00:15:41,005 to wake up alone two feet, Billy. 369 00:15:43,610 --> 00:15:46,577 Why, why, why do you have to do that? 370 00:15:46,579 --> 00:15:48,379 And with Bob & apos; s 38, 371 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:51,316 what should be, huh? 372 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,184 Irony? 373 00:15:51,025 --> 00:16:01,392 and ma like this? 374 00:16:03,195 --> 00:16:06,597 You are always good when breaking Billy's party. 375 00:16:06,599 --> 00:16:08,599 Good... 376 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:12,203 Fuck you Billy, kill you 377 00:16:17,176 --> 00:16:18,576 Fuck you 378 00:16:31,523 --> 00:16:33,124 Okay, wow. 379 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,592 Those are some heavy things. 380 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:36,461 We will change gears a little here 381 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,296 We have singers and songwriters 382 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:40,031 who will come out and sing 383 00:16:40,033 --> 00:16:42,033 a funny song for you 384 00:16:42,035 --> 00:16:43,568 Everyone, let's give it Warm warm welcome 385 00:16:43,570 --> 00:16:45,603 for Henry Phillips 386 00:16:46,538 --> 00:16:48,106 Whoa. 387 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,708 Thank you all. 388 00:16:54,380 --> 00:16:56,547 Alright, um, well, 389 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:57,749 I will bring a little song 390 00:16:57,751 --> 00:16:59,550 my current financial situation 391 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:01,619 and I hope you enjoy it. 392 00:17:53,338 --> 00:17:56,140 You're Bad. 393 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,775 OK. 394 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,811 That, uh, one opinion, anyway, 395 00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:02,647 they might be right I don't know 396 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:27,472 This is more than focal birds. 397 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:41,486 Your good shoes dipshit 398 00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,287 Well, you know what, um, 399 00:18:43,289 --> 00:18:44,422 Maybe this shouldn't happen. 400 00:18:44,424 --> 00:18:46,224 I, uh, I want to say thank you 401 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,892 for everyone, especially men behind 402 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:49,727 Return when you grow a set of male balls. 403 00:18:49,729 --> 00:18:51,362 Hope you all enjoy your rest of the night, 404 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,563 Thank you. 405 00:18:56,268 --> 00:18:57,335 That's it. 406 00:18:57,337 --> 00:18:58,469 Oh, friend, 407 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,204 I am very sorry about that. 408 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,340 That's just horrible. 409 00:19:02,342 --> 00:19:03,841 That's perfect. 410 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:05,676 Well, that's just terrible. 411 00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,178 The person is medium like a penis. 412 00:19:07,180 --> 00:19:09,347 Hey, you know, that happened Yes. 413 00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,815 Listen, uh, I have to run, forgive me, 414 00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,450 But, uh, you have to get it a call from my office 415 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:14,218 this week, okay I will prepare something 416 00:19:14,220 --> 00:19:16,554 in the network and we will tell your story Henry 417 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,356 Good. I can't wait to start. 418 00:19:18,358 --> 00:19:19,790 May also be. Hey, it's very nice to meet you 419 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:22,360 - See you later. - See you Jay 420 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:24,428 He likes it. Why? 421 00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:26,364 Well, because... 422 00:19:26,366 --> 00:19:28,633 He doesn't care about a good set. 423 00:19:28,635 --> 00:19:30,835 I mean, of course but he is more 424 00:19:30,837 --> 00:19:34,472 interested in you, your story, your struggle 425 00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,807 You hear it, he is very happy 426 00:19:36,809 --> 00:19:38,776 I mean, let's see what he said about this meeting with network I can't believe it. 427 00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:41,812 This is good Now look, I have to go too, 428 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:44,215 but let me introduce you to stupid Joe before I go 429 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,651 No, I'm good. No, no, no, no, no. 430 00:19:46,653 --> 00:19:48,653 Hey, Joe. Hey. How are you? 431 00:19:48,655 --> 00:19:52,423 I'm good. I want to introduce you 432 00:19:52,425 --> 00:19:54,825 for Henry Phillips, singer-songwriter, 433 00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:57,295 However, 434 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:58,896 and Jay Warren only here 435 00:19:58,898 --> 00:20:00,398 to check it for new TV shows. 436 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,899 Wow, impressive. Nice to meet you. 437 00:20:01,901 --> 00:20:05,269 Hey, I have to apologize about the heckler man. 438 00:20:05,271 --> 00:20:06,904 What a jerk, you know. 439 00:20:06,906 --> 00:20:09,674 I think we all already know why is he brother 440 00:20:09,676 --> 00:20:10,808 kill himself right? 441 00:20:10,810 --> 00:20:11,976 Oh, Joe. 442 00:20:11,978 --> 00:20:13,744 443 00:20:13,746 --> 00:20:15,813 Oh my God, I'm too old for this comedy game. 444 00:20:15,815 --> 00:20:17,715 This is a game for young people, but you have to make money. 445 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:19,350 You know what I am actually thinking about doing 446 00:20:19,352 --> 00:20:20,785 447 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:22,587 make a little money? 448 00:20:22,589 --> 00:20:24,455 Commercial Jingle Oh, that's very smart. 449 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:26,357 And actually, I got it I've worked, 450 00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:27,792 I will throw the ring. Tell me if you guys 451 00:20:27,794 --> 00:20:30,328 think it's good, you know, Hollywood casinos? 452 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:32,697 They have - they slogan is satisfaction. 453 00:20:36,669 --> 00:20:38,469 Tell me if you are only Think of this as a good jingle. 454 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,770 Oh, that will work That is very interesting. 455 00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,272 Yes, good enough, OK. 456 00:20:41,274 --> 00:20:42,540 Anyways, I have to go, 457 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,408 please come here anytime, 458 00:20:44,410 --> 00:20:45,910 We have to get some come back line for you, like, 459 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,478 "hey, I'm not coming for your work 460 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,713 and tap the penis out of your mouth 461 00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:50,281 Things like that, you know. catch it last bus on that note 462 00:20:50,283 --> 00:20:51,749 And how are you going go home 463 00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:54,452 Uh, I will just take a taxi. = Don't - you don't have uber 464 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,786 Anyways, listen, I have to start kicking people out 465 00:20:55,788 --> 00:20:56,887 Good. Nice to meet you. 466 00:20:56,889 --> 00:20:57,989 Ellen is always happy. Always. 467 00:20:57,991 --> 00:20:59,490 You are beautiful. Thank love. 468 00:20:59,492 --> 00:21:01,392 Listen, I have an card for ez taxis 469 00:21:01,394 --> 00:21:02,793 They are really good. Okay, good. Speaking of which, 470 00:21:02,795 --> 00:21:04,362 471 00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:05,730 472 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,865 473 00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,934 474 00:21:09,936 --> 00:21:12,303 475 00:21:12,305 --> 00:21:13,871 You don't need to say it all my credit at any time 476 00:21:13,873 --> 00:21:14,972 You introduce me to someone. 477 00:21:14,974 --> 00:21:16,474 Oh, but if not, 478 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,309 no one will ever want to talk to you 479 00:21:18,311 --> 00:21:19,377 Yes, I think so. That is good. 480 00:21:32,859 --> 00:21:35,059 Hey, are you still here? 481 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:36,594 Oh, hey, yeah. 482 00:21:36,596 --> 00:21:37,728 I've been waiting for for a taxi to, like, 483 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:39,063 one hour and a half. 484 00:21:39,065 --> 00:21:40,531 Why isn't that? call them again. 485 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,832 say that yourself other people 486 00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:43,601 What is done 487 00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:44,802 Well, then there will be into two cars appearing, 488 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:46,304 This multiplies your chances. 489 00:21:46,306 --> 00:21:47,905 Yes, maybe I'll try it. Yes. 490 00:21:47,907 --> 00:21:49,340 Hey, and, uh, Henry, uh, anytime 491 00:21:49,342 --> 00:21:50,508 You want to come to the club, 492 00:21:50,510 --> 00:21:51,942 the door is always open 493 00:21:51,944 --> 00:21:54,345 This is a $ 10 cover, a minimum of two drinks. 494 00:22:05,357 --> 00:22:07,591 Taxi e. Yes, hey, uh, 495 00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,093 I have to take a taxi. 496 00:22:09,095 --> 00:22:10,661 Yes, what are you location? 497 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,096 I'm on, uh, comedy Joe is stupid 498 00:22:12,098 --> 00:22:14,632 and music clubs at sunset. 499 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:18,936 Stupid Joe, isn't that call - uh, is this Henry? 500 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,471 - No. - are you sure 501 00:22:20,473 --> 00:22:21,639 Because I just scheduled a pick up 502 00:22:21,641 --> 00:22:23,441 Joe is stupid for Henry. 503 00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:25,109 What is your name? 504 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:27,578 Manny. Danny? 505 00:22:27,580 --> 00:22:29,380 Yeah, Danny. 506 00:22:29,382 --> 00:22:30,614 And you're sure you're not part 507 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:34,051 I didn't send two taxis for no reason. 508 00:22:34,053 --> 00:22:36,654 No, this is clear Danny. 509 00:22:36,656 --> 00:22:37,955 Yes. 510 00:23:04,916 --> 00:23:07,818 3835 Tracy please help. 511 00:23:10,989 --> 00:23:13,791 Do you mind, uh, if we take silver lake boulevard? 512 00:23:13,793 --> 00:23:15,493 You understand 513 00:23:26,805 --> 00:23:28,973 - Hello? - Yeah, is this Danny, 514 00:23:28,975 --> 00:23:30,775 or should I say Henry, 515 00:23:30,777 --> 00:23:32,543 or should I - must I just say dickhead 516 00:23:32,545 --> 00:23:34,879 You just told me to send two taxis for nothing. 517 00:23:34,881 --> 00:23:37,081 Dude, I'm standing there for like an hour and a half, 518 00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,783 and no one came to pick me up 519 00:23:38,785 --> 00:23:40,184 I mean, I'm sorry to put you out, 520 00:23:40,186 --> 00:23:42,086 but frankly this is not my problem 521 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:43,888 Sorry to put me out, what about you apologize 522 00:23:43,890 --> 00:23:46,457 For my fair taxi driver must silence the road 523 00:23:46,459 --> 00:23:48,526 through the canyon because you're there 524 00:23:48,528 --> 00:23:52,463 laugh at Mike's stupid comedy bullshit 525 00:23:52,465 --> 00:23:54,899 You know, these people have to pay for their own gas. 526 00:23:54,901 --> 00:23:56,033 Hello? 527 00:23:59,838 --> 00:24:04,175 I am very reluctant to go la because... 528 00:24:04,177 --> 00:24:06,710 It's also a little, uh, 529 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,846 I don't know how you are say it too, like... Opportunistic 530 00:24:08,848 --> 00:24:10,748 I don't know I always find it 531 00:24:10,750 --> 00:24:12,550 if you just put positive energy out there 532 00:24:12,552 --> 00:24:15,653 then people will definitely take advantage of yourself 533 00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:19,557 Taxi e. Hi, yes 534 00:24:28,768 --> 00:24:30,134 I'm pretty sure I left my cellphone 535 00:24:30,136 --> 00:24:31,602 on one of yours taxi last night 536 00:24:31,604 --> 00:24:33,671 What is, uh, location of pick up? 537 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:35,840 Uh, that's stupid Comedy Joe 538 00:24:35,842 --> 00:24:37,842 and music club at sunset. 539 00:24:37,844 --> 00:24:39,710 Oh, Joe is stupid, so I guess, 540 00:24:39,712 --> 00:24:41,645 you are a bad genius who is called two taxis isn't it? 541 00:24:41,647 --> 00:24:44,582 Yes. 542 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:45,716 Uh, I guess, I, um-- 543 00:24:45,718 --> 00:24:48,786 I think I really owe you apology about that. 544 00:24:48,788 --> 00:24:50,721 Sorry, I, uh-- 545 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:51,789 oh, you're right 546 00:24:51,791 --> 00:24:52,923 You owe me forgiveness. 547 00:24:52,925 --> 00:24:54,592 548 00:24:54,594 --> 00:24:56,927 Yes, I'm just, uh, being selfish, um-- 549 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:58,829 You're being a dick man. 550 00:24:58,831 --> 00:25:01,699 Yes, I think so is true about that 551 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,968 You know how much I get irritation and damn 552 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,636 When did my driver they have to drive 553 00:25:05,638 --> 00:25:07,137 along the way to the damn valley 554 00:25:07,139 --> 00:25:09,039 Actually you know who a man is, I take it back. 555 00:25:09,041 --> 00:25:10,941 I don't apologize. I'm standing there for, 556 00:25:10,943 --> 00:25:12,142 like, damn hours 557 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,744 and no one picks me up. 558 00:25:13,746 --> 00:25:15,145 I could be robbed or something. 559 00:25:15,147 --> 00:25:17,014 I'm tired of hearing it bitch about that 560 00:25:17,016 --> 00:25:18,649 and everyone tells me this is uber 561 00:25:18,651 --> 00:25:19,984 is one million times better anyway, 562 00:25:19,986 --> 00:25:21,986 so why don't you go suicide 563 00:25:27,626 --> 00:25:29,894 Today, 10:17. 564 00:25:29,896 --> 00:25:31,662 Hey, sorry about the incident last night, 565 00:25:31,664 --> 00:25:33,297 I wind up banging that's Erica's girl 566 00:25:33,299 --> 00:25:35,199 He is fine. He will be the last girl 567 00:25:35,201 --> 00:25:37,301 He who is still has a hairy groin. 568 00:25:37,303 --> 00:25:39,937 Come on, Madam, shaving it down there, um, okay? 569 00:25:39,939 --> 00:25:42,273 Shave cooch. I go down below though. 570 00:25:42,275 --> 00:25:44,608 Um, what do I call? 571 00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:46,911 I just want to say hello. Let's hang out right away. 572 00:25:46,913 --> 00:25:48,178 See you soon 573 00:25:49,648 --> 00:25:51,916 Today, 10:18 am. 574 00:25:51,918 --> 00:25:54,818 You hang up your phone a fake coward 575 00:25:54,820 --> 00:25:57,154 You told me to go fuck myself to my face, 576 00:25:57,156 --> 00:25:59,657 why don't you do it Come here - 577 00:25:59,659 --> 00:26:00,925 Hey. 578 00:26:00,927 --> 00:26:02,626 You get home well last night 579 00:26:02,628 --> 00:26:05,596 Yes. I, uh, just ended take a taxi 580 00:26:05,598 --> 00:26:07,765 Cool, how does it look? 581 00:26:07,767 --> 00:26:10,601 OK, let's see. I'm basically mocked 582 00:26:10,603 --> 00:26:13,771 stage but Jay Warren likes it, so 583 00:26:13,773 --> 00:26:15,873 Well, I'm sorry, 584 00:26:15,875 --> 00:26:18,943 but congratulations? 585 00:26:18,945 --> 00:26:20,945 Yes. Thank you. 586 00:26:20,947 --> 00:26:23,247 Listen, um, my band clit fit 587 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:26,050 is appearing this is very cool 588 00:26:26,052 --> 00:26:27,918 party at home on Saturday night. 589 00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,587 Will you open it? 590 00:26:29,589 --> 00:26:31,655 It pays like 50 dollars. Oh, that's amazing. 591 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:33,257 Yes. I want to do that. 592 00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:35,059 That's actually the first time I was offered 593 00:26:35,061 --> 00:26:36,727 money to perform here. 594 00:26:36,729 --> 00:26:37,828 Yes. And maybe you can be ridiculed 595 00:26:37,830 --> 00:26:39,630 from our stage and wind 596 00:26:39,632 --> 00:26:41,632 with agreement three images with Paramount images. 597 00:26:41,634 --> 00:26:43,801 That - I will not be surprised. 598 00:26:43,803 --> 00:26:46,070 I will, but surely won't happen 599 00:26:46,072 --> 00:26:48,706 However, uh, obviously, I need to get a ride with you, 600 00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,141 if it's okay Absolutely. It's perfect 601 00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,010 because I've been wanting it for a long time you see our stuff 602 00:26:53,012 --> 00:26:55,346 Yes. And I looked forward for that 603 00:26:55,348 --> 00:26:58,382 Um, are you missing something? 604 00:26:58,384 --> 00:27:00,017 Yes, have you seen my wallet? 605 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:01,752 I haven't. 606 00:27:01,754 --> 00:27:05,356 Are you by chance? leave in a taxi? 607 00:27:05,358 --> 00:27:06,924 Uh, 608 00:27:07,926 --> 00:27:09,059 hmm. 609 00:27:09,061 --> 00:27:10,227 I'm sure you did 610 00:27:10,229 --> 00:27:12,096 Yes, bad luck. 611 00:27:24,743 --> 00:27:27,044 Oh, hey, this is, uh, Henry. 612 00:27:27,046 --> 00:27:30,047 I am the person who left his wallet. 613 00:27:30,049 --> 00:27:32,750 Oh, Henry Phillips. Yes. 614 00:27:32,752 --> 00:27:34,885 Yes, my best friend, Henry Phillips. 615 00:27:34,887 --> 00:27:37,321 You call two taxis at me, mess up my driver, 616 00:27:37,323 --> 00:27:40,190 curse me out, hang up on my face 617 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:43,127 How many taxis do they need? You arrived here today 618 00:27:43,129 --> 00:27:47,064 Jesus, I, uh - I expect more to be stoned drunk stupid stupid jovi 619 00:27:47,066 --> 00:27:49,700 Do you lose your hair? in one of my taxis too? 620 00:27:49,702 --> 00:27:52,336 Yes. Two old Henry taxis. 621 00:27:52,338 --> 00:27:54,138 This is an old picture, being, uh-- 622 00:27:54,140 --> 00:27:55,806 I think, it's you I thought the last time 623 00:27:55,808 --> 00:27:57,675 We talk that you told me I have to go alone. 624 00:27:57,677 --> 00:28:00,144 You told me to go fuck yourself 625 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:01,712 and then you rub it Uber on my face 626 00:28:01,714 --> 00:28:03,313 Company itself 627 00:28:03,315 --> 00:28:05,049 destroy my _ damn industry? 628 00:28:05,051 --> 00:28:07,051 Let me ask you a question, Hank. 629 00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:08,952 Do you think you're good? Friend in uber 630 00:28:08,954 --> 00:28:10,721 will return your wallet? 631 00:28:10,723 --> 00:28:12,256 do you think is nonsense 632 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,224 piracy without permission criminals 633 00:28:14,226 --> 00:28:16,360 634 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,362 will return your damn wallet 635 00:28:18,364 --> 00:28:20,964 Why don't you take the last one? six dollars in this wallet 636 00:28:20,966 --> 00:28:22,733 and, uh, take a uber taxi, 637 00:28:22,735 --> 00:28:25,135 and I hope you're fucking chlamydia from that 638 00:28:26,971 --> 00:28:28,972 Oh, and go fuck yourself. 639 00:28:43,956 --> 00:28:45,756 Do you mind if I join you here 640 00:28:45,758 --> 00:28:47,991 Oh yes, of course. Why, thank you. 641 00:28:57,869 --> 00:28:59,470 Hmm, the chicken is very good. 642 00:28:59,472 --> 00:29:01,939 I don't know, I'm eggplant. 643 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:03,474 Oh, are you a lesbian? 644 00:29:03,476 --> 00:29:06,944 I mean a vegetarian? I'm sorry, god 645 00:29:06,946 --> 00:29:08,278 That's terrible. It is okay. 646 00:29:08,280 --> 00:29:11,448 Um, yes, my and yes, I'm 647 00:29:11,450 --> 00:29:12,850 Oh well. Yes. 648 00:29:12,852 --> 00:29:14,985 God, stupid. Hey, you guys. 649 00:29:14,987 --> 00:29:17,054 Hi friends, how are you doing? 650 00:29:17,056 --> 00:29:18,889 Have you met each other? other yet? Henry-- 651 00:29:18,891 --> 00:29:20,357 Unofficial Sascha. 652 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,826 Hey, how are you? Nice to meet you. 653 00:29:22,828 --> 00:29:25,829 Sascha plays bass in our band and, uh 654 00:29:25,831 --> 00:29:28,899 Henry is my old friend from 20 years ago. 655 00:29:28,901 --> 00:29:30,167 He opened for us tonight. 656 00:29:30,169 --> 00:29:31,902 Oh, yeah, I heard a lot about you 657 00:29:31,904 --> 00:29:33,303 Yeah, it will be cold. I am looking forward 658 00:29:33,305 --> 00:29:36,406 to see you play, clit fit 659 00:29:36,408 --> 00:29:38,976 Uh, Jillian says you tour all over the country 660 00:29:38,978 --> 00:29:41,979 Uh-hmm. Damn rooms to shit. 661 00:29:43,047 --> 00:29:44,848 Hold. 662 00:29:44,850 --> 00:29:46,817 The right time, whoever it is 663 00:29:46,819 --> 00:29:49,253 I'm sorry, I'll be back soon. 664 00:29:49,255 --> 00:29:51,021 Hey, Ellen, how are you doing? 665 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:52,956 Henry, I just got a phone call from Jay 666 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:54,491 You will not believe this. 667 00:29:54,493 --> 00:29:55,959 We hold a meeting Monday afternoon 668 00:29:55,961 --> 00:29:57,361 with the current channel 669 00:29:57,363 --> 00:29:59,930 That's amazing. It was incredible. 670 00:29:59,932 --> 00:30:02,432 Look, I told you this will be fun 671 00:30:02,434 --> 00:30:04,268 Where are you I'm partying 672 00:30:04,270 --> 00:30:06,403 with my friend Jillian, and actually the band 673 00:30:06,405 --> 00:30:08,572 will play, and I will be open to them. 674 00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,941 OK, tap them to die 675 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:14,912 What is the first comedy the song you have written? 676 00:30:14,914 --> 00:30:16,847 Well, many years ago, 677 00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:19,049 eh, my friend Jillian, he will go through 678 00:30:19,051 --> 00:30:21,118 break up or something and I are trying to cheer him up, 679 00:30:21,120 --> 00:30:23,187 so I just, like, take out the guitar 680 00:30:23,189 --> 00:30:26,423 and I start singing headlines 681 00:30:26,425 --> 00:30:28,192 directly from the newspaper, 682 00:30:28,194 --> 00:30:31,428 and he laughs on that, and, uh, 683 00:30:31,430 --> 00:30:34,364 he, like, you know, "maybe you should go around, 684 00:30:34,366 --> 00:30:36,133 like, open mic night and do it." 685 00:30:36,135 --> 00:30:38,402 Can we hear it, your first comedy song? 686 00:30:38,404 --> 00:30:42,573 I have a guitar behind you, if you don't mind 687 00:30:42,575 --> 00:30:44,541 - Yeah. - Yay. 688 00:30:44,543 --> 00:30:48,545 I want to hear the song that entertains Jillian. 689 00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:50,380 Yes. 690 00:30:50,382 --> 00:30:52,382 So, yes, I'm just, like, uh, 691 00:30:52,384 --> 00:30:54,451 play this chord and try to console it, 692 00:30:54,453 --> 00:30:56,486 and I like, 693 00:31:06,097 --> 00:31:08,899 Then I grabbed the paper and that, like, 694 00:32:02,020 --> 00:32:04,054 in Spain. 695 00:32:25,610 --> 00:32:28,211 This is real Spain. 696 00:32:41,293 --> 00:32:42,592 Thank you all. 697 00:32:42,594 --> 00:32:44,361 Thank you very much. Thank you. 698 00:32:44,363 --> 00:32:45,963 That's amazing. 699 00:33:20,298 --> 00:33:21,431 Hi. 700 00:33:25,169 --> 00:33:27,337 You guys, uh, hi. 701 00:33:27,339 --> 00:33:29,172 Good. 702 00:33:35,246 --> 00:33:38,548 This is a modern day sisyphus. 703 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,018 A tired entertainer, 704 00:33:41,020 --> 00:33:42,686 encouraging Boulder hope 705 00:33:42,688 --> 00:33:46,256 up a rocky mountain despair 706 00:33:46,258 --> 00:33:49,593 Only to return it in time from time to time, 707 00:33:49,595 --> 00:33:52,062 After time, but we like it. 708 00:33:52,064 --> 00:33:53,130 We are by his side. 709 00:33:53,132 --> 00:33:54,264 We want him to succeed 710 00:33:54,266 --> 00:33:56,333 because we identified it with him. 711 00:33:56,335 --> 00:33:59,503 He, like, real life Charlie Chocolate 712 00:33:59,505 --> 00:34:02,139 Just not snoopy and Linus, 713 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:05,375 his friends are failure and despair. 714 00:34:05,377 --> 00:34:07,411 So, is he a rebel? 715 00:34:07,413 --> 00:34:09,046 Yes, of course yes, he is a rebel 716 00:34:09,048 --> 00:34:10,347 Yes. I see you. 717 00:34:10,349 --> 00:34:12,282 Yes. And we burn it. 718 00:34:12,284 --> 00:34:14,151 - Oh, yes, of course - Because he was sacrificed 719 00:34:14,153 --> 00:34:16,053 good life to do what we all 720 00:34:16,055 --> 00:34:17,254 can only dream 721 00:34:17,256 --> 00:34:18,388 Yes, he has no friends, 722 00:34:18,390 --> 00:34:20,057 no money, no love life, 723 00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,792 even disrespect from his colleagues. 724 00:34:21,794 --> 00:34:23,427 But we care about him 725 00:34:23,429 --> 00:34:26,363 just because he did it 726 00:34:26,365 --> 00:34:28,598 Sisyphus meets Charlie chocolate? 727 00:34:30,334 --> 00:34:32,269 - I like that. - I like it too. 728 00:34:32,271 --> 00:34:35,138 I like it, I like it. I mean, if it's a normal person 729 00:34:35,140 --> 00:34:36,740 have that life, they will do something 730 00:34:36,742 --> 00:34:37,774 - to change it right? - Yes, Yes, Yes. 731 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:39,443 Or just 732 00:34:39,445 --> 00:34:43,080 You know, But this guy just keeps going, 733 00:34:43,082 --> 00:34:45,415 type, happens, and so on, and so on, 734 00:34:45,417 --> 00:34:47,350 - and God knows why, right? - Yeah. 735 00:34:47,352 --> 00:34:49,252 Yes. She's like a loser. 736 00:34:49,254 --> 00:34:50,654 Of course, yes. 737 00:34:50,656 --> 00:34:52,556 - Or hero losers - Yeah. 738 00:34:52,558 --> 00:34:55,659 Or losers who can make Losers feel like heroes. 739 00:34:55,661 --> 00:34:57,594 Guys, I'm here. 740 00:34:59,531 --> 00:35:02,265 Right? "Guys, I'm here." 741 00:35:02,267 --> 00:35:03,767 Sincerely, I have never been excited about an idea in a very long time 742 00:35:03,769 --> 00:35:06,269 You're happy I'm happy. 743 00:35:06,271 --> 00:35:07,637 I like that. Jay, this is very good 744 00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:09,873 745 00:35:09,875 --> 00:35:11,641 to meet you again Thank you, Carl. 746 00:35:11,643 --> 00:35:13,176 Thank you for that. Thank you for bringing this to us. 747 00:35:13,178 --> 00:35:14,678 Yes, you bet. Henry, nice to meet you 748 00:35:14,680 --> 00:35:16,346 Mara, I need you to wrap this up 749 00:35:16,348 --> 00:35:17,614 - Good. - Good. Put a bow on it. 750 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:19,416 - I will do that. - good 751 00:35:19,418 --> 00:35:21,284 Good. Well, where do we start? 752 00:35:21,286 --> 00:35:23,120 Well, we will do a pilot, right? 753 00:35:23,122 --> 00:35:24,387 And I will direct it. I guarantee this will - 754 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:25,655 You know, my suggestion 755 00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,324 Do we get Henry 756 00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:29,126 ingredients to the new media department, 757 00:35:29,128 --> 00:35:32,229 because we want to make a lot of buzz 758 00:35:32,231 --> 00:35:34,131 Right now, Our most successful show, 759 00:35:34,133 --> 00:35:35,832 a father is an idiot, is based on 760 00:35:35,834 --> 00:35:39,136 in 15 years child video blog 761 00:35:39,138 --> 00:35:41,204 This child succeeded to get one million 762 00:35:41,206 --> 00:35:42,706 friendship for the chumpster, 763 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:45,475 only with social media itself, what 764 00:35:45,477 --> 00:35:47,344 So when chumpsterverse finds 765 00:35:47,346 --> 00:35:49,146 that we are doing TV shows, 766 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,281 well, they go crazy. And those friends 767 00:35:51,283 --> 00:35:52,782 they turn to Nielsen-- 768 00:35:52,784 --> 00:35:54,651 rank wait, I'm sorry Uh, chumpsterverse? 769 00:35:54,653 --> 00:35:56,186 What is a TV station? 770 00:35:56,188 --> 00:35:57,854 Good. It's an online community 771 00:35:57,856 --> 00:35:59,789 that younger demographics will, 772 00:35:59,791 --> 00:36:02,225 to get their entertainment right now. 773 00:36:02,227 --> 00:36:04,828 Yes, these people are real magicians in this case 774 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:07,831 They are true geniuses Behind getting an idiot father 775 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:09,633 to be an idiot father. 776 00:36:09,635 --> 00:36:11,735 Uh, I'm sorry, what it does 777 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,170 Eh, if you succeed "idiot father?" 778 00:36:13,172 --> 00:36:14,404 Oh, I'm sorry, Henry, 779 00:36:14,406 --> 00:36:16,239 This is called Alpha stacking. 780 00:36:16,241 --> 00:36:18,508 So, if you have a title that starts with for example, 781 00:36:18,510 --> 00:36:20,844 like, father idiot, then all of a sudden 782 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:23,246 now really optimizes search engine 783 00:36:23,248 --> 00:36:24,848 - and vod placement. - Good. 784 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,283 - Right Yes, fine. - Alpha buildup So, uh, what do you want from us? 785 00:36:26,285 --> 00:36:28,318 Well, I think if possible one of Henry's little, 786 00:36:28,320 --> 00:36:30,887 um, silly song to Matt and Zack, 787 00:36:30,889 --> 00:36:33,823 and they can install it in chumpster 788 00:36:33,825 --> 00:36:35,192 Uh-hmm. 789 00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,626 I don't know, let's see how it works 790 00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,428 Right? There is no harm. And all these people touch 791 00:36:38,430 --> 00:36:40,397 really go viral Do you catch it? 792 00:36:40,399 --> 00:36:42,399 what they do with American skin... 793 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:44,434 794 00:36:44,436 --> 00:36:45,936 Oh, I like that one. ... The promo campaign can - yes. 795 00:36:45,938 --> 00:36:47,304 That's where Hollywood masseurs have sex 796 00:36:47,306 --> 00:36:48,438 with all of its customers. 797 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:49,906 Yes, tattoo artist. 798 00:36:49,908 --> 00:36:51,841 And these people are just really amazing 799 00:36:51,843 --> 00:36:53,577 And you know, if we can get a song 800 00:36:53,579 --> 00:36:55,579 Actually there are some good keywords in it, 801 00:36:55,581 --> 00:36:57,380 it will really help with human trafficking, 802 00:36:57,382 --> 00:36:58,915 You know something, like, chicken, ball 803 00:36:58,917 --> 00:37:01,484 - and breasts, farts, uh... - Oh. 804 00:37:01,486 --> 00:37:05,288 ... clitoris. Maybe and balls and breasts, right? 805 00:37:05,290 --> 00:37:07,657 You know, fool uncle Joe, 806 00:37:07,659 --> 00:37:09,593 and we can set it a recording there 807 00:37:09,595 --> 00:37:11,528 I mean, if he knew that for now the channel - 808 00:37:11,530 --> 00:37:13,330 Well, that's a good place to shoot, good sound, 809 00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,532 good lighting, yes, and we can drop it. 810 00:37:15,534 --> 00:37:16,900 Good. Great. 811 00:37:16,902 --> 00:37:18,368 Great. Very good Great. 812 00:37:18,370 --> 00:37:20,470 Thank you, Mara. 813 00:37:20,472 --> 00:37:21,805 - Nice to meet you - Fun. 814 00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:24,341 Oh Nice to meet you. Thank you. 815 00:37:24,343 --> 00:37:25,709 Welcome to la. 816 00:37:25,711 --> 00:37:26,943 Yes. 817 00:37:26,945 --> 00:37:28,478 Do you park in the garage? 818 00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:30,380 Actually, um-- the car was stolen. 819 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:31,815 Oh no, when? 820 00:37:31,817 --> 00:37:32,983 That's really like half an hour 821 00:37:32,985 --> 00:37:36,586 after I get to la. 822 00:37:36,588 --> 00:37:37,988 The police try to find it. 823 00:37:37,990 --> 00:37:39,356 Well, that will happen. 824 00:37:40,591 --> 00:37:42,425 Sucks. 825 00:37:42,427 --> 00:37:43,793 Oh, forgive me. 826 00:37:43,795 --> 00:37:45,795 It should be the first episode 827 00:37:47,031 --> 00:37:48,632 So, here I am, a young man, 828 00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:50,333 basically fresh from the bus, right? 829 00:37:50,335 --> 00:37:52,002 This is in la. Do not know. 830 00:37:52,004 --> 00:37:53,470 Wet behind the ear. 831 00:37:53,472 --> 00:37:55,372 Uh-hmm. But I know one thing. 832 00:37:55,374 --> 00:37:57,474 I know what I want 833 00:37:57,476 --> 00:37:59,309 Unfortunately, I have a distant cousin 834 00:37:59,311 --> 00:38:01,278 who managed to trap me meeting the man, 835 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:03,947 A producer who is high enough goes up the stairs at mgm. 836 00:38:03,949 --> 00:38:06,549 Good. So, we have lunch 837 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:09,753 and that will be fine, You know, talk small. 838 00:38:09,755 --> 00:38:11,855 And then I don't know where I got courage To do this, but, uh, 839 00:38:11,857 --> 00:38:13,290 right in the middle of lunch 840 00:38:13,292 --> 00:38:14,357 I just dropped my fork, 841 00:38:14,359 --> 00:38:15,825 I looked into the man's eyes and I left, 842 00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:17,294 "I want to enter." 843 00:38:17,296 --> 00:38:19,829 And he looks at me, like, 844 00:38:19,831 --> 00:38:21,498 "what? in what?" You know. 845 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,633 And I go, "You know what I am talking about, 846 00:38:23,635 --> 00:38:24,934 in business 847 00:38:24,936 --> 00:38:26,670 848 00:38:26,672 --> 00:38:29,472 And I know you're a man who can take me there? 849 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:32,309 I say, "hey, I might be nobody, 850 00:38:32,311 --> 00:38:33,843 but a few years from now? I will be someone 851 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,312 to be counted in this city 852 00:38:35,314 --> 00:38:37,714 and if not please come out now , 853 00:38:37,716 --> 00:38:39,416 I might not all that is easy to handle 854 00:38:39,418 --> 00:38:42,419 When our way crosses each other. " That's all. 855 00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:43,820 I was on. 856 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,689 Wow, that's how you do it. 857 00:38:45,691 --> 00:38:47,390 Yes. Yes, I will say, yes. 858 00:38:47,392 --> 00:38:48,658 I mean, people can feel it when you are determined, 859 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,427 you know. And they don't want to get it 860 00:38:50,429 --> 00:38:51,461 on that road Yeah, I wish I had a little 861 00:38:51,463 --> 00:38:53,830 more than that inside me 862 00:38:53,832 --> 00:38:55,031 You see this before 863 00:38:55,033 --> 00:38:56,733 celebrity tombstone 864 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:58,668 Merv Griffin, 865 00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:00,804 "I will not be back soon after this message." 866 00:39:00,806 --> 00:39:02,472 - Okay, that's good. - That is good. 867 00:39:02,474 --> 00:39:03,973 My absolute favorite is Rodney's danger field, 868 00:39:03,975 --> 00:39:06,676 He knows the placard is next to Dean Martin 869 00:39:06,678 --> 00:39:08,545 and, uh, Marilyn Monroe. 870 00:39:08,547 --> 00:39:10,747 So, tombstone, there goes the neighborhood. 871 00:39:10,749 --> 00:39:12,849 - Oh, yes, this is very - - I like Rodney. 872 00:39:12,851 --> 00:39:15,685 Who is Arnie "rimshot" Roberts? 873 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:17,587 You see, he is another comedian 874 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:19,789 People don't really talk about him here again 875 00:39:19,791 --> 00:39:22,959 Always a gentleman, but never a gentleman. 876 00:39:24,795 --> 00:39:26,629 I think I know why no one is talking about him 877 00:39:26,631 --> 00:39:28,064 No, there is a story behind it 878 00:39:28,066 --> 00:39:30,600 It seems, What Arnie meant was, 879 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,803 always a gentleman, but never a soft man. 880 00:39:33,805 --> 00:39:35,438 Oh well. Good? 881 00:39:35,440 --> 00:39:36,840 And then, after he died, 882 00:39:36,842 --> 00:39:39,042 some assistant moron just typing it wrong 883 00:39:39,044 --> 00:39:40,877 and send it to the morgue like that 884 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:44,013 Wait, so, this person typed in the tombstone? 885 00:39:44,015 --> 00:39:47,484 Because this idiot assistant doesn't get a joke 886 00:39:47,486 --> 00:39:50,019 Yes, quite a lot. 887 00:39:50,021 --> 00:39:51,888 Well, that makes me nervous. 888 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:53,123 - Grim. - Yeah. 889 00:39:58,529 --> 00:40:00,029 Oh, hey, uh, stupid. 890 00:40:00,031 --> 00:40:02,866 Hey, look at this, Big TV star, come here. 891 00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,467 Oh yeah. Hear about network agreements. 892 00:40:04,469 --> 00:40:06,069 Congratulations to you, sir. 893 00:40:06,071 --> 00:40:07,737 - thank you - Hey, uh, ask them 894 00:40:07,739 --> 00:40:09,572 if they need a theme song 895 00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:10,974 Do you really know what? I have a new one. 896 00:40:10,976 --> 00:40:12,675 I think it will happen a big blow 897 00:40:12,677 --> 00:40:14,411 Tell me what you think about this. Uh-hmm. 898 00:40:21,119 --> 00:40:24,487 Good. So, like - yes, yes. Christian songs 899 00:40:24,489 --> 00:40:26,089 Christian, Christian songs, yes 900 00:40:26,091 --> 00:40:28,825 Oh, are you a Christian or? No, no, this is the agreement. 901 00:40:28,827 --> 00:40:30,927 I like religion of all types. Yes, yes. 902 00:40:30,929 --> 00:40:32,162 As long as they are good people, you know. 903 00:40:32,164 --> 00:40:33,530 Oh, of course. But the agreement is, 904 00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:35,498 no more music 905 00:40:35,500 --> 00:40:38,768 Except for Christian rock. Christians 906 00:40:38,770 --> 00:40:40,637 Exactly. So, I think, hell, 907 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:43,440 I might be able to write nonsense out of Christian songs 908 00:40:43,442 --> 00:40:45,708 Why not throw my hat into the ring, right? 909 00:40:45,710 --> 00:40:47,477 - Sure. - Anyways, congratulations 910 00:40:47,479 --> 00:40:48,845 for your success Oh thank you. 911 00:40:48,847 --> 00:40:50,613 Well, it's still only a development agreement 912 00:40:50,615 --> 00:40:52,115 Only a development? What's wrong with you? 913 00:40:52,117 --> 00:40:53,950 You only sell a show to the current channel 914 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,619 Why don't you live a little? Hey, can I help? 915 00:40:56,621 --> 00:40:58,521 Yes. Hi, I'm Dave I'm from the current channel 916 00:40:58,523 --> 00:40:59,923 - to check-- - oh, yes, you're here 917 00:40:59,925 --> 00:41:01,658 to record this person, right? Yes. 918 00:41:01,660 --> 00:41:02,892 Oh good. Well, just go talk to Lance, 919 00:41:02,894 --> 00:41:04,594 he will take care of everything 920 00:41:04,596 --> 00:41:06,095 Okay, good. Because I just want to ask him 921 00:41:06,097 --> 00:41:07,797 about lighting and then some sound problems 922 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:11,000 and, uh, my cock is on my anus. 923 00:41:11,002 --> 00:41:12,969 Here it is. 924 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:14,504 Heavy fans. 925 00:41:14,506 --> 00:41:16,773 I appreciate it Penis on my anus 926 00:41:16,775 --> 00:41:18,842 Thank you very much. Wow, that's oldie. 927 00:41:18,844 --> 00:41:21,711 Well, I usually intern on company records, so 928 00:41:21,713 --> 00:41:23,213 Hey, Fabian man, I love it. 929 00:41:23,215 --> 00:41:24,547 And I ran to him at the coffee shop 930 00:41:24,549 --> 00:41:25,815 another day. Uh-hmm. 931 00:41:25,817 --> 00:41:27,183 I ask him how is it? 932 00:41:27,185 --> 00:41:29,018 He asks if I need space for cream 933 00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:32,222 Fucking rich. Well, Dave. 934 00:41:32,224 --> 00:41:33,823 Go take yours Nice to meet you, 935 00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:35,225 I appreciate you, good luck. Too. 936 00:41:35,227 --> 00:41:37,961 OK. See you Dickies, let's go. 937 00:41:42,500 --> 00:41:44,601 I think your persona definitely fits 938 00:41:44,603 --> 00:41:45,802 jokes that you do 939 00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,137 And I have seen many comics, 940 00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:49,839 who tries to avoid it. And I don't know, 941 00:41:49,841 --> 00:41:51,207 I thought what you did was great 942 00:41:51,209 --> 00:41:52,876 Very? That's good to hear. 943 00:41:52,878 --> 00:41:54,077 Because many of my friends are and family 944 00:41:54,079 --> 00:41:55,645 think that I'm not fat enough 945 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:56,980 to tell fat jokes about me. 946 00:41:56,982 --> 00:41:58,748 Oh, I think so. 947 00:41:58,750 --> 00:41:59,983 - I mean, uh-- - hey, like, hey, 948 00:41:59,985 --> 00:42:01,150 You are there. Gosh. 949 00:42:01,152 --> 00:42:02,886 Come on, come with me. 950 00:42:02,888 --> 00:42:05,021 I invite some people from my tennis club 951 00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:07,690 and they are right here Let me introduce you. 952 00:42:07,692 --> 00:42:09,893 - Hi everyone. - Hello 953 00:42:09,895 --> 00:42:12,529 This is Henry, and this is honest 954 00:42:12,531 --> 00:42:13,863 Hi, honest Uh, Phil. 955 00:42:13,865 --> 00:42:15,031 Oh, Phil. Forgive me. 956 00:42:15,033 --> 00:42:16,833 You are honest No. 957 00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,202 Marking? I'm Jim, this is my wife, Mary. 958 00:42:19,204 --> 00:42:20,970 Uh, forgive me Who are you? 959 00:42:20,972 --> 00:42:23,172 Oh, I'm Ellen. 960 00:42:23,174 --> 00:42:25,642 And this is Henry, you know, 961 00:42:25,644 --> 00:42:26,943 singer or songwriter 962 00:42:26,945 --> 00:42:28,778 Incredible Troubadour. 963 00:42:28,780 --> 00:42:30,680 And I make sure I get this right 964 00:42:30,682 --> 00:42:33,750 He is a singer, songwriter, very extraordinary 965 00:42:33,752 --> 00:42:36,853 who play clubs and national coffee houses. 966 00:42:36,855 --> 00:42:38,054 Women and men, let's give up 967 00:42:38,056 --> 00:42:40,590 for Henry Phillips 968 00:42:45,095 --> 00:42:47,664 Hey, thank you, everyone. 969 00:42:47,666 --> 00:42:49,098 This is just a song 970 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,067 I wrote and I hope you enjoy it. 971 00:44:01,706 --> 00:44:04,207 Hey, Henry, so I just talked to Jay. 972 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:05,908 And he says Mara in the current channel 973 00:44:05,910 --> 00:44:07,677 really like the video 974 00:44:07,679 --> 00:44:09,212 and they are ready to make an offer 975 00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:10,747 Oh, that's amazing. Do they say something 976 00:44:10,749 --> 00:44:12,649 about when we will be paid? 977 00:44:12,651 --> 00:44:14,117 Well, said Jay It might take a little time, 978 00:44:14,119 --> 00:44:15,818 but I can catch you some regional performances 979 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:17,987 to sign you if you are ready for that 980 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,923 What about next Thursday? in hotel nuggets in Nevada? 981 00:44:20,925 --> 00:44:23,326 I have a client there before, But he pulls out, 982 00:44:23,328 --> 00:44:24,827 so this will be perfect 983 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:26,829 And that pays 500 dollars. 984 00:44:26,831 --> 00:44:29,666 And then, if you go there the night before, 985 00:44:29,668 --> 00:44:33,069 uh, there is a place called people's house in the world 986 00:44:33,071 --> 00:44:35,371 And they are $ 250 and both, 987 00:44:35,373 --> 00:44:37,140 of course including hotels. 988 00:44:37,142 --> 00:44:39,008 I think, I should probably write this 989 00:44:39,010 --> 00:44:40,109 Oh, bullshit, Henry. 990 00:44:40,111 --> 00:44:41,711 I will send an email 991 00:44:41,713 --> 00:44:43,713 Come on, this is the 20th century. 992 00:44:43,715 --> 00:44:45,682 Oh, and this is the best news. You can take a greyhound bus 993 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:46,983 for all trips and it will not be charged 994 00:44:46,985 --> 00:44:48,785 more than a hundred dollars 995 00:44:48,787 --> 00:44:50,119 So, should I lock it? for next weekend 996 00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:51,821 Yes, let's do it. 997 00:44:55,125 --> 00:44:56,959 Hey. Good morning. 998 00:44:56,961 --> 00:44:58,928 - Oh, hey, guys, how are you doing? - good 999 00:44:58,930 --> 00:45:01,698 Only make gourmet coffee that I buy 1000 00:45:01,700 --> 00:45:04,367 Ooh, congratulations. Yes. 1001 00:45:04,369 --> 00:45:06,269 Hey, um, have a minute? 1002 00:45:06,271 --> 00:45:08,271 Yes. Is everything okay or? 1003 00:45:08,273 --> 00:45:12,041 Yes, we only want to talk to you. 1004 00:45:12,043 --> 00:45:13,810 Nothing bad Good. Yes. 1005 00:45:15,913 --> 00:45:17,980 Good. 1006 00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:21,417 What happened? Well, um, 1007 00:45:21,419 --> 00:45:23,286 we, uh, plan adoption 1008 00:45:23,288 --> 00:45:26,155 starts to look rather fragile 1009 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:29,358 and we - we, like, get cold feet 1010 00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:32,128 about the lifting process. Yes. 1011 00:45:32,130 --> 00:45:34,363 - Grief. - Yes, thank you. 1012 00:45:34,365 --> 00:45:37,767 So, Zoe and I 1013 00:45:37,769 --> 00:45:41,738 is thinking - 1014 00:45:41,740 --> 00:45:43,372 good, we wonder 1015 00:45:43,374 --> 00:45:45,441 if you want father our child 1016 00:45:47,745 --> 00:45:49,779 Yes, I mean, If you think about it, Henry, 1017 00:45:49,781 --> 00:45:52,749 that makes sense. 1018 00:45:52,751 --> 00:45:54,751 I mean, you and me-- 1019 00:45:54,753 --> 00:45:56,285 no. I know what you guys are 1020 00:45:56,287 --> 00:45:57,987 has been through and how difficult it is 1021 00:45:57,989 --> 00:46:01,124 and you know, I will do anything for you. 1022 00:46:01,126 --> 00:46:04,260 Thank you. But, um, 1023 00:46:04,262 --> 00:46:06,996 I mean, it's quite heavy things to think about. 1024 00:46:06,998 --> 00:46:09,332 Like, am I - will I be involved 1025 00:46:09,334 --> 00:46:11,768 in a child's life? Oh, god, not 1026 00:46:11,770 --> 00:46:13,402 We will not let you near children 1027 00:46:13,404 --> 00:46:14,971 Oh yeah. 1028 00:46:14,973 --> 00:46:18,040 Um, I, uh-- 1029 00:46:18,042 --> 00:46:19,976 then, how does it work? 1030 00:46:19,978 --> 00:46:21,277 Like, what, like, 1031 00:46:21,279 --> 00:46:23,980 - in vitro or - - no no. 1032 00:46:23,982 --> 00:46:26,315 Actually, it's a very expensive procedure and not are always successful. 1033 00:46:26,317 --> 00:46:28,351 Uh-hmm. So, what do we expect 1034 00:46:28,353 --> 00:46:30,119 is that we can do it ancient ways. 1035 00:46:30,121 --> 00:46:33,456 You know, wear a hat. 1036 00:46:33,458 --> 00:46:35,958 I'm sorry. Kuno 1037 00:46:35,960 --> 00:46:37,960 and that means, 1038 00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:40,263 unfortunately, you must be to have sex with Zoe, 1039 00:46:40,265 --> 00:46:42,165 so I apologize beforehand. 1040 00:46:42,167 --> 00:46:44,500 1041 00:46:44,502 --> 00:46:46,068 You know, we're both fine 1042 00:46:46,070 --> 00:46:49,138 with your idea people who have sex 1043 00:46:49,140 --> 00:46:52,441 and, um, we really want to make sure 1044 00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:53,543 You feel comfortable 1045 00:46:53,545 --> 00:46:55,545 and that you know 1046 00:46:55,547 --> 00:46:59,182 that there are zero obligations on your part. 1047 00:46:59,184 --> 00:47:01,484 And that's more than that rather than happy 1048 00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:04,453 to have an contract with you, 1049 00:47:04,455 --> 00:47:06,055 or just-- Well, that's not the problem. 1050 00:47:06,057 --> 00:47:08,357 I mean, um, 1051 00:47:08,359 --> 00:47:10,092 I think, that's just-- it's pretty heavy 1052 00:47:10,094 --> 00:47:12,128 - So, I tried to type - - yes 1053 00:47:12,130 --> 00:47:14,297 And honestly, we don't need answers now You can think about it. If you have questions, 1054 00:47:14,299 --> 00:47:16,465 not in a hurry 1055 00:47:16,467 --> 00:47:17,900 Yes, I mean, you know, 1056 00:47:17,902 --> 00:47:19,502 complete your copy and then give us an answer. 1057 00:47:19,504 --> 00:47:21,504 It might take longer than that, but what about this, 1058 00:47:21,506 --> 00:47:24,040 1059 00:47:24,042 --> 00:47:27,276 I promise that I will give it a lot of thought, 1060 00:47:27,278 --> 00:47:29,478 and I will consider it, and I will ask if I have it 1061 00:47:29,480 --> 00:47:31,113 - another question about that - thank you 1062 00:47:31,115 --> 00:47:33,115 - And, um-- - good 1063 00:47:33,117 --> 00:47:34,417 Well then is out there and-- 1064 00:47:34,419 --> 00:47:36,052 uh-hmm Yes. 1065 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:38,421 - Let's continue, right? - Good. 1066 00:47:38,423 --> 00:47:41,224 His name is Arnie "rimshot" Roberts. 1067 00:47:41,226 --> 00:47:43,492 So, however, he wants to say, 1068 00:47:43,494 --> 00:47:45,561 "never a soft man." 1069 00:47:45,563 --> 00:47:48,297 So, this poor person typed on his tombstone 1070 00:47:48,299 --> 00:47:50,600 forever because, uh-- 1071 00:47:50,602 --> 00:47:52,201 Hey how are you? 1072 00:47:52,203 --> 00:47:53,336 Hi. Good. 1073 00:47:53,338 --> 00:47:56,505 Oh There is something that smells good. 1074 00:47:56,507 --> 00:47:59,008 Who is this? Come here. 1075 00:48:02,212 --> 00:48:04,080 Alright, my next round. Drinks for everyone. 1076 00:48:04,082 --> 00:48:05,514 - So, Henry. - Yeah. 1077 00:48:05,516 --> 00:48:06,649 Do you have a boyfriend? 1078 00:48:06,651 --> 00:48:08,484 Not me. 1079 00:48:08,486 --> 00:48:11,254 I did it for several years. But it's hard, you know, 1080 00:48:11,256 --> 00:48:13,289 with all the road work and everything. 1081 00:48:13,291 --> 00:48:15,057 - I don't know how you do it - Dude, what do you know? 1082 00:48:15,059 --> 00:48:16,592 There is this girl in my acting class called Hanna. 1083 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,127 You will love him, I have to introduce you 1084 00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:19,595 Sure. 1085 00:48:19,597 --> 00:48:21,163 - What if I do it now? - No. 1086 00:48:21,165 --> 00:48:22,632 No, no, I will ask him to go down 1087 00:48:22,634 --> 00:48:24,133 I don't even dress. Yes, you look right. 1088 00:48:24,135 --> 00:48:25,635 What are you worried about Come on. 1089 00:48:25,637 --> 00:48:27,036 I wear Jersey. Good. I - it rings. 1090 00:48:27,038 --> 00:48:29,038 No problem. Come on. 1091 00:48:29,040 --> 00:48:30,539 Hi, Hanna. 1092 00:48:30,541 --> 00:48:33,109 Have you arrived tonight 1093 00:48:33,111 --> 00:48:34,944 Great. Well, why didn't you come? 1094 00:48:34,946 --> 00:48:36,479 fall for Joe stupid and meet my friend? 1095 00:48:38,548 --> 00:48:42,084 Uh, I will say he is in his 40s, 1096 00:48:42,086 --> 00:48:43,586 40-ish. 1097 00:48:43,588 --> 00:48:46,422 Uh, blonde hair. 1098 00:48:48,158 --> 00:48:50,126 Uh, comedian 1099 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,294 - But he's music. - And he's also music 1100 00:48:51,296 --> 00:48:52,962 so too. He-- 1101 00:48:52,964 --> 00:48:54,030 well, half comedian, half musician 1102 00:48:54,032 --> 00:48:56,265 So, he did both. 1103 00:48:56,267 --> 00:48:57,700 Oh 1104 00:49:00,003 --> 00:49:02,004 Good. Alright then. 1105 00:49:02,006 --> 00:49:03,572 Well, feel better. 1106 00:49:03,574 --> 00:49:05,041 Good. See you later. 1107 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,144 Yes. She's not feeling well. 1108 00:49:08,146 --> 00:49:10,947 Don't do that again. 1109 00:49:23,961 --> 00:49:27,029 Guys, I will go to, um, 1110 00:49:27,031 --> 00:49:28,397 just go to the bar Yes. 1111 00:49:28,399 --> 00:49:30,666 Come on, man. 1112 00:49:37,975 --> 00:49:40,443 Hey, may I, uh, get one more 1113 00:49:40,445 --> 00:49:42,378 Yes. 1114 00:49:44,014 --> 00:49:45,247 Thank you. For you. 1115 00:49:45,249 --> 00:49:48,217 Thank you. 1116 00:49:48,219 --> 00:49:50,453 So are you from la initially or? 1117 00:49:50,455 --> 00:49:53,389 No, I'm from Iowa actually. 1118 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:55,257 Oh what part? from Iowa 1119 00:49:55,259 --> 00:49:56,392 This is a small town. 1120 00:49:56,394 --> 00:49:57,727 You have never heard of it. 1121 00:49:57,729 --> 00:49:59,228 Try me 1122 00:49:59,230 --> 00:50:01,197 Good. Burlington. 1123 00:50:01,199 --> 00:50:02,999 Burlington. Yes. Right on the river bank there, 1124 00:50:03,001 --> 00:50:04,300 south bettendorf and all that 1125 00:50:04,302 --> 00:50:05,735 Yes. Yes, of course. 1126 00:50:05,737 --> 00:50:07,536 Have you ever heard of a helicopter? billiards there 1127 00:50:07,538 --> 00:50:09,638 Yes. I work there in high school 1128 00:50:09,640 --> 00:50:11,140 Oh, weird. 1129 00:50:11,142 --> 00:50:13,009 Wow. How are you know burlington 1130 00:50:13,011 --> 00:50:14,377 I travel to make a living. 1131 00:50:14,379 --> 00:50:16,345 Good. 1132 00:50:17,314 --> 00:50:19,648 So, are you single or, uh... 1133 00:50:19,650 --> 00:50:22,385 me. Yes, uh, just actually 1134 00:50:22,387 --> 00:50:24,687 - Recently? Good. - Uh-hmm Uh-hmm. 1135 00:50:24,689 --> 00:50:27,490 Seeing this person and me only-- I have to solve the problem. 1136 00:50:27,492 --> 00:50:29,425 Oh why is that? 1137 00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,093 He goes to make a living. 1138 00:50:31,095 --> 00:50:32,762 Oh 1139 00:50:32,764 --> 00:50:34,730 You know, we close in like 10 minutes, so - 1140 00:50:34,732 --> 00:50:36,399 good. If you can finish it. 1141 00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:39,101 Thank you. No problem. 1142 00:50:39,103 --> 00:50:41,203 Hi friends. 1143 00:50:59,189 --> 00:51:01,690 Hey, Jillian. 1144 00:51:01,692 --> 00:51:04,226 Um, I want to call and say that, uh, 1145 00:51:04,228 --> 00:51:05,461 I think about what you guys 1146 00:51:05,463 --> 00:51:07,329 say earlier 1147 00:51:07,331 --> 00:51:09,131 And, um, 1148 00:51:09,133 --> 00:51:11,500 I always want to be there for you, 1149 00:51:11,502 --> 00:51:13,536 and I know what you experience, 1150 00:51:13,538 --> 00:51:16,472 and I only have to think about it, 1151 00:51:16,474 --> 00:51:19,442 and I want to say that, um, 1152 00:51:19,444 --> 00:51:21,077 I will do it. 1153 00:51:21,079 --> 00:51:23,412 Uh, I will have sex with Zoe. 1154 00:51:26,416 --> 00:51:29,485 I mean, tonight. 1155 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:31,754 Owls can spin their head and neck 1156 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:35,458 as much as 270 degrees. 1157 00:51:35,460 --> 00:51:38,461 So, I just want to be hundred percent definitely 1158 00:51:38,463 --> 00:51:41,097 that you are really good with this 1159 00:51:41,099 --> 00:51:42,531 Yes, yes. Good. 1160 00:51:42,533 --> 00:51:44,266 And is he okay with that? Yup, yes. 1161 00:51:44,268 --> 00:51:45,334 Good. It's okay, it's okay. 1162 00:51:45,336 --> 00:51:47,169 OK. 1163 00:51:47,171 --> 00:51:48,370 Good? Good. 1164 00:51:48,372 --> 00:51:49,672 Good. Big. Yes, come on... 1165 00:51:49,674 --> 00:51:50,739 Let's have sex. 1166 00:51:50,741 --> 00:51:53,175 Yes. 1167 00:51:57,114 --> 00:51:58,547 Here. Um, oh yeah. 1168 00:51:58,549 --> 00:52:01,183 Let me. 1169 00:52:05,155 --> 00:52:06,622 Good. 1170 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:09,492 Um... 1171 00:52:10,694 --> 00:52:13,129 This. Yes. 1172 00:52:13,131 --> 00:52:14,630 Good. 1173 00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:16,365 OK. Good. 1174 00:52:16,367 --> 00:52:18,134 Is this good Good. Yes, yes. 1175 00:52:18,136 --> 00:52:21,137 And you want me to do anything or. 1176 00:52:21,139 --> 00:52:23,372 Uh, only - it's okay Whatever. 1177 00:52:23,374 --> 00:52:25,508 Good. 1178 00:52:30,413 --> 00:52:32,314 And thank you again. 1179 00:52:32,316 --> 00:52:34,783 Oh yeah, no problem. 1180 00:52:36,653 --> 00:52:40,222 Unite in a very large anastomosis or intersection. 1181 00:52:41,758 --> 00:52:42,892 Good. I think that's 1182 00:52:42,894 --> 00:52:44,827 Yes? Good. Yes. 1183 00:52:44,829 --> 00:52:47,396 I think it's ready 1184 00:52:47,398 --> 00:52:49,365 Great. 1185 00:52:56,339 --> 00:52:58,240 - Oh. - Oh. 1186 00:52:58,242 --> 00:53:00,242 - Oh no. - Are you alright? 1187 00:53:00,244 --> 00:53:02,211 Dirt. 1188 00:53:02,213 --> 00:53:04,914 I'm sorry. I, um, 1189 00:53:04,916 --> 00:53:06,215 I might have messed up. 1190 00:53:06,217 --> 00:53:07,449 What just happened? 1191 00:53:07,451 --> 00:53:09,418 I, uh... 1192 00:53:10,453 --> 00:53:13,389 What? Um, I pulled out. 1193 00:53:13,391 --> 00:53:14,924 Are you serious? 1194 00:53:14,926 --> 00:53:16,525 Yes, I think that, like, 1195 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,294 instinctive things. Oh, my God. 1196 00:53:18,296 --> 00:53:21,230 I'm sorry. Extraordinary. 1197 00:53:21,232 --> 00:53:22,498 What happened here? 1198 00:53:22,500 --> 00:53:25,234 Um, it's just that, uh. 1199 00:53:25,236 --> 00:53:26,569 He pulls out. 1200 00:53:26,571 --> 00:53:27,703 What does it mean? 1201 00:53:27,705 --> 00:53:29,305 He pulled it out. 1202 00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:30,839 isn't it? just put it back 1203 00:53:30,841 --> 00:53:32,508 I - uh, it's too late. 1204 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:33,976 What's late? 1205 00:53:33,978 --> 00:53:35,711 Are we in a crisis or something? 1206 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:37,513 - We basically only have sex. - very terrible 1207 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,348 Like that a complete waste 1208 00:53:39,350 --> 00:53:41,317 jerking. I am sorry. 1209 00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:44,587 I just - maybe I just used to do that or what. 1210 00:53:44,589 --> 00:53:46,455 I think, I just don't think, 1211 00:53:46,457 --> 00:53:47,990 um, but I mean, 1212 00:53:47,992 --> 00:53:49,825 I can try it again like in the morning 1213 00:53:49,827 --> 00:53:51,894 No, we didn't try this again in the morning 1214 00:53:51,896 --> 00:53:52,962 Good. 1215 00:53:52,964 --> 00:53:54,897 Dirty. 1216 00:54:11,916 --> 00:54:13,515 You are listening to to Sharon Levine 1217 00:54:13,517 --> 00:54:15,017 and you are listening to to fuck mouth 1218 00:54:15,019 --> 00:54:17,953 and I'm here with a comedian, Henry Phillips. 1219 00:54:17,955 --> 00:54:20,823 Henry, you, um, 1220 00:54:20,825 --> 00:54:22,324 in this area why? 1221 00:54:22,326 --> 00:54:23,692 Why did you wake up? 1222 00:54:23,694 --> 00:54:24,860 I do a little from a tour, 1223 00:54:24,862 --> 00:54:26,662 mini tour if you want. 1224 00:54:26,664 --> 00:54:27,896 In fact, actually tomorrow, 1225 00:54:27,898 --> 00:54:29,598 I will be in northern Nevada 1226 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:31,734 in a place called nuggets. 1227 00:54:31,736 --> 00:54:33,636 It's in, uh, the city of Carson. 1228 00:54:33,638 --> 00:54:36,572 Check Henry Phillips tomorrow 1229 00:54:36,574 --> 00:54:37,906 in gold nuggets and I love-- 1230 00:54:37,908 --> 00:54:40,509 no, that's, uh, just nuggets. 1231 00:54:40,511 --> 00:54:41,710 I think, It's like gold nuggets, 1232 00:54:41,712 --> 00:54:43,545 but without all the luxury. 1233 00:54:43,547 --> 00:54:44,980 This is a place called nuggets That is not part of it 1234 00:54:44,982 --> 00:54:46,815 yes. ... from gold nuggets? 1235 00:54:46,817 --> 00:54:48,651 I don't think it even relates remotely. 1236 00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:50,052 I think it's just this place. 1237 00:54:50,054 --> 00:54:51,654 I don't know My manager prepared it 1238 00:54:51,656 --> 00:54:55,524 and he is my manager Amazing. 1239 00:54:55,526 --> 00:54:58,761 This is very typical of many of the performances I do 1240 00:54:58,763 --> 00:55:01,797 Like, uh, instead of from Madison Square Park, 1241 00:55:01,799 --> 00:55:03,999 I play somewhere called square garden. 1242 00:55:13,843 --> 00:55:15,744 Hi. I performed tonight. 1243 00:55:15,746 --> 00:55:17,946 Um, do the players get discounts 1244 00:55:17,948 --> 00:55:19,515 in drinks with lots of choices? 1245 00:55:20,685 --> 00:55:22,451 try mooch free drinks 1246 00:55:22,453 --> 00:55:24,553 Well, no, I, uh... There are no free drinks, buddy. 1247 00:55:24,555 --> 00:55:25,854 But you can get discounts. 1248 00:55:25,856 --> 00:55:27,489 It's okay. 1249 00:55:27,491 --> 00:55:28,991 Well, I took a Heineken then - thank you 1250 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,059 Understand. Also, who am I talking to? 1251 00:55:30,061 --> 00:55:31,627 about voice checks? 1252 00:55:31,629 --> 00:55:33,896 Go talk to ed right there 1253 00:55:35,999 --> 00:55:38,634 Hey, how are you doing, ed? Yes, Sir. 1254 00:55:38,636 --> 00:55:41,503 Yes, I only need to connect the guitar 1255 00:55:41,505 --> 00:55:43,839 No. We don't have a guitar here Oh no. I have my own guitar. 1256 00:55:43,841 --> 00:55:45,607 I only need a place where I can install. 1257 00:55:45,609 --> 00:55:47,343 Do you have, like, quarter inch input 1258 00:55:47,345 --> 00:55:48,544 stage somewhere or, uh... 1259 00:55:48,546 --> 00:55:49,812 1260 00:55:49,814 --> 00:55:52,848 No, no set up like that 1261 00:55:52,850 --> 00:55:54,683 Well, what do people do? when they need to plug in 1262 00:55:54,685 --> 00:55:56,752 their instrument when are they playing music here? 1263 00:55:56,754 --> 00:55:59,755 Musicians come with their own equipment. 1264 00:55:59,757 --> 00:56:01,357 You are a stand-up comedian though, aren't you? 1265 00:56:01,359 --> 00:56:02,825 Yes. Just do it 1266 00:56:02,827 --> 00:56:04,927 Without the guitar. 1267 00:56:04,929 --> 00:56:06,595 I can't do it without a guitar 1268 00:56:06,597 --> 00:56:08,464 I sing songs and I play guitar. 1269 00:56:08,466 --> 00:56:09,998 That's all my actions. And you come to me 1270 00:56:10,000 --> 00:56:11,533 two hours before the show 1271 00:56:11,535 --> 00:56:14,370 with technical issues? 1272 00:56:14,372 --> 00:56:16,772 I can get another mic, but I only have one 1273 00:56:16,774 --> 00:56:19,475 long cables and consoles 1274 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:22,444 far up there and, I mean, 1275 00:56:22,446 --> 00:56:24,546 we only have two hours 1276 00:56:24,548 --> 00:56:26,849 Well, we have to find something out, man 1277 00:56:26,851 --> 00:56:29,485 OK. 1278 00:56:29,487 --> 00:56:31,487 Look, you're screwed. 1279 00:56:31,489 --> 00:56:33,021 Um, I think I have an idea though. 1280 00:56:33,023 --> 00:56:35,491 This, come here. 1281 00:56:36,493 --> 00:56:38,060 OK. 1282 00:56:38,062 --> 00:56:41,630 This is what I will have for you go ahead and do 1283 00:56:41,632 --> 00:56:44,400 You find the end of the cable 1284 00:56:44,402 --> 00:56:47,136 I will find the end of this cable 1285 00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:49,738 If I connect them together, 1286 00:56:49,740 --> 00:56:52,941 we will end up with one cable 1287 00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,410 it's been a long time 1288 00:56:56,614 --> 00:56:58,480 Entertaining. 1289 00:56:58,482 --> 00:56:59,915 Damn. 1290 00:57:01,652 --> 00:57:03,652 Hey, you guys have fun tonight? 1291 00:57:03,654 --> 00:57:05,854 Sorry. We have a little from technical problems 1292 00:57:05,856 --> 00:57:08,590 That's why I have to type - 1293 00:57:08,592 --> 00:57:10,058 After all, this is a song for my dog 1294 00:57:10,060 --> 00:57:11,994 and, uh, I hope you enjoy it. 1295 00:58:14,625 --> 00:58:15,757 And this will happen your part, guy 1296 00:58:15,759 --> 00:58:17,192 You will go... 1297 00:58:19,597 --> 00:58:21,530 Let's try it. Three four... 1298 00:58:24,668 --> 00:58:26,602 It's creepy like he will, but I like that. 1299 00:58:54,131 --> 00:58:56,031 Three four. 1300 00:59:09,178 --> 00:59:10,279 I'm good, man. Thank you. 1301 00:59:10,281 --> 00:59:11,680 Ambillah, man. 1302 00:59:11,682 --> 00:59:13,115 I will save it later. 1303 00:59:13,117 --> 00:59:15,017 Good. You gave me - 1304 00:59:15,019 --> 00:59:17,553 good, you're crazy 1305 00:59:19,890 --> 00:59:21,790 Oh, this-ah. 1306 00:59:21,792 --> 00:59:23,292 Does this light up? 1307 00:59:23,294 --> 00:59:26,295 God, this... 1308 00:59:39,909 --> 00:59:41,743 Hello. How can I help you? Hi, there 1309 00:59:41,745 --> 00:59:43,211 Uh, this is Henry Phillips. 1310 00:59:43,213 --> 00:59:45,213 Good. 1311 00:59:49,152 --> 00:59:52,154 Um, okay 1312 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,823 I did not find that reservation 1313 00:59:54,825 --> 00:59:56,291 Of course not. 1314 00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:59,227 Um, let's see, you're sure-- it's two ls 1315 00:59:59,229 --> 01:00:01,229 Yes. Good. 1316 01:00:01,231 --> 01:00:03,699 Let's check again. 1317 01:00:03,701 --> 01:00:05,767 I am tonight's entertainment in a fantasy room, 1318 01:00:05,769 --> 01:00:08,804 so maybe they put it under the fantasy room? 1319 01:00:08,806 --> 01:00:09,871 Good. 1320 01:00:09,873 --> 01:00:12,941 Um, yeah, yeah, 1321 01:00:12,943 --> 01:00:14,309 we have the room under 1322 01:00:14,311 --> 01:00:17,112 fantasy space, But, um, 1323 01:00:17,114 --> 01:00:20,782 it's under someone named Cute guitar boy 1324 01:00:20,784 --> 01:00:22,684 Good. Yes. 1325 01:00:22,686 --> 01:00:24,086 I will stab it wild 1326 01:00:24,088 --> 01:00:25,787 and say they are talking about me. 1327 01:00:25,789 --> 01:00:28,890 So, I'm sorry I have to appear at 8:00, 1328 01:00:28,892 --> 01:00:30,959 and I need to take a nap, 1329 01:00:30,961 --> 01:00:33,362 and shower, and stuff, so if you don't mind, 1330 01:00:33,364 --> 01:00:35,964 I want to be checked. 1331 01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,300 Good. Good. So, you are a cute guitar boy. 1332 01:00:38,302 --> 01:00:40,268 Usually, you need to have you full - 1333 01:00:40,270 --> 01:00:43,005 I know. Name, but it's okay 1334 01:01:04,293 --> 01:01:06,662 So, how many hits in the video? 1335 01:01:08,132 --> 01:01:10,165 Wow. It was great. 1336 01:01:10,167 --> 01:01:12,901 Well, actually, we hope for that to do a little better. 1337 01:01:12,903 --> 01:01:14,403 We try everything. We gnawed at it 1338 01:01:14,405 --> 01:01:16,171 for a hundred of us thousand friendship 1339 01:01:16,173 --> 01:01:18,674 We have it on the front page of the chumpster 1340 01:01:18,676 --> 01:01:20,742 and appreciation to connect to share ratio 1341 01:01:20,744 --> 01:01:23,145 is a place near what we have to even censor 1342 01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:24,346 to an idiot father 1343 01:01:24,348 --> 01:01:26,048 Yes, but not the person who bought 1344 01:01:26,050 --> 01:01:27,382 their friendship in chumpsters now? 1345 01:01:27,384 --> 01:01:28,850 Oh yeah. 1346 01:01:28,852 --> 01:01:29,818 We have calculated it for that. 1347 01:01:29,820 --> 01:01:30,986 Yes, listen. 1348 01:01:30,988 --> 01:01:32,421 This is your friend here Now, for every one hundred this, 1349 01:01:32,423 --> 01:01:34,056 30 verified That's good. 1350 01:01:34,058 --> 01:01:35,857 Now 28, ironic, it's not good. 1351 01:01:35,859 --> 01:01:38,326 Forty is us. 1352 01:01:38,328 --> 01:01:39,961 That looks good, it's not good. 1353 01:01:39,963 --> 01:01:41,763 Well, why don't we have a big show 1354 01:01:41,765 --> 01:01:43,031 and invite these people? 1355 01:01:43,033 --> 01:01:44,266 Well, unfortunately, Ellen, 1356 01:01:44,268 --> 01:01:45,734 this is not actual human, 1357 01:01:45,736 --> 01:01:48,036 You know, who wants to go to the place 1358 01:01:48,038 --> 01:01:49,771 They just click on the computer. 1359 01:01:49,773 --> 01:01:52,774 1360 01:01:57,213 --> 01:01:58,880 Hi. Hi. 1361 01:01:58,882 --> 01:02:00,282 I must have a reservation 1362 01:02:00,284 --> 01:02:01,783 Good. What is the name? 1363 01:02:01,785 --> 01:02:04,419 Cute guitar boys 1364 01:02:04,421 --> 01:02:06,321 So what do they say? 1365 01:02:06,323 --> 01:02:08,824 Well, it doesn't go as I expected. 1366 01:02:08,826 --> 01:02:11,193 I mean, it's all about internet numbers You have 11,000 people watching your song, 1367 01:02:11,195 --> 01:02:13,729 Yes, I know a lot as much. 1368 01:02:16,266 --> 01:02:18,233 I mean, 11,000 people, Henry. 1369 01:02:18,235 --> 01:02:20,368 I mean, You can fill the stadium. 1370 01:02:20,370 --> 01:02:22,270 Yes. But that's all relative, I mean, 1371 01:02:22,272 --> 01:02:23,905 - they need to hit the virus - Exactly. 1372 01:02:23,907 --> 01:02:25,807 That's all they talk about, friendship, 1373 01:02:25,809 --> 01:02:27,409 and connect to favorites, 1374 01:02:27,411 --> 01:02:28,877 and friends, and friends. I mean, 1375 01:02:28,879 --> 01:02:31,079 Jay must translate all for me 1376 01:02:31,081 --> 01:02:32,814 Hold. I will call you back. 1377 01:02:34,184 --> 01:02:35,984 There is someone on my door. 1378 01:02:35,986 --> 01:02:38,386 1379 01:02:38,388 --> 01:02:39,821 Yes. 1380 01:02:39,823 --> 01:02:42,157 Um, we have problems. 1381 01:02:42,159 --> 01:02:44,993 This man should be in this room 1382 01:02:44,995 --> 01:02:46,995 and we don't have reservations for you, 1383 01:02:46,997 --> 01:02:48,997 so I will have to ask you to go 1384 01:02:48,999 --> 01:02:50,332 Who is this? 1385 01:02:50,334 --> 01:02:52,534 I'm a cute guitar boy. 1386 01:02:52,536 --> 01:02:54,369 Thank you friend. Thank you very much. 1387 01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:56,972 You are amazing. Please follow me on Twitter 1388 01:02:56,974 --> 01:02:58,874 and vine and friendship me on chumster 1389 01:02:58,876 --> 01:03:01,343 Also, I have a bumper sticker coming out again that says, 1390 01:03:01,345 --> 01:03:03,178 "my cock." Now, I want to introduce it 1391 01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,980 my new friend. 1392 01:03:04,982 --> 01:03:07,315 Feels like an old friend, Henry Phillips. 1393 01:03:09,019 --> 01:03:11,353 - thank you - it's okay, man. 1394 01:03:11,355 --> 01:03:14,022 Hey, thank you, everyone. 1395 01:03:14,024 --> 01:03:15,957 And give up again for cute guitar boys 1396 01:03:15,199 --> 01:03:18,827 He is very funny. 1397 01:03:18,829 --> 01:03:21,029 And a good guy too. He let me fall 1398 01:03:21,031 --> 01:03:22,964 to his hotel room tonight 1399 01:03:22,966 --> 01:03:25,333 because apparently my manager smokes cracks. 1400 01:03:27,004 --> 01:03:28,837 Oh, it should be to tell you guys 1401 01:03:28,839 --> 01:03:31,273 from management Here, in the fantasy room, 1402 01:03:31,275 --> 01:03:33,542 this is actually not a show 1403 01:03:33,544 --> 01:03:36,178 Um, that's all all people have died 1404 01:03:36,180 --> 01:03:38,346 and go to hell 1405 01:03:38,348 --> 01:03:40,115 Sorry about that 1406 01:03:40,117 --> 01:03:41,283 But anyway, this is a song about growing up 1407 01:03:41,285 --> 01:03:43,885 And I hope you enjoy it. 1408 01:04:34,438 --> 01:04:36,204 Hey, man, I'm so excited 1409 01:04:36,206 --> 01:04:37,272 that we have to do joint program. 1410 01:04:37,274 --> 01:04:38,473 I, uh, 1411 01:04:38,475 --> 01:04:39,941 I am a big fan of back in college 1412 01:04:39,943 --> 01:04:41,309 My friend, he burned me your cd for me 1413 01:04:41,311 --> 01:04:43,945 and that is inspires me 1414 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:46,581 Thank you friend. Yes, I think 1415 01:04:46,583 --> 01:04:48,350 they will be back here 1416 01:04:48,352 --> 01:04:49,985 You really are nice set 1417 01:04:49,987 --> 01:04:51,152 Yes you know, 1418 01:04:51,154 --> 01:04:52,487 I mean, this isn't, 1419 01:04:52,489 --> 01:04:54,189 You know, really what I want to do 1420 01:04:54,191 --> 01:04:55,924 exactly, you know 1421 01:04:55,926 --> 01:04:57,325 What you want to do 1422 01:04:57,327 --> 01:04:59,227 Michael, when I was 30, 1423 01:04:59,229 --> 01:05:01,496 I want to headlining just a club 1424 01:05:01,498 --> 01:05:03,164 Do you know what I mean? Big cities. 1425 01:05:03,166 --> 01:05:05,367 New York, Chicago, San Francisco, Orlando. 1426 01:05:05,369 --> 01:05:07,402 When I was 35 years old, 1427 01:05:07,404 --> 01:05:10,005 hell, man, I will do theater, TV shows 1428 01:05:10,007 --> 01:05:11,973 Well, it looks like you managed to map everything. 1429 01:05:11,975 --> 01:05:13,141 Oh, I know you, you have to do it. 1430 01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:14,542 In this business, oh my God, 1431 01:05:14,544 --> 01:05:16,044 setting goals, achieving goals. 1432 01:05:16,046 --> 01:05:17,979 So many people are swept away. 1433 01:05:17,981 --> 01:05:19,514 They are just 1434 01:05:19,516 --> 01:05:21,316 drifting to nothing 1435 01:05:21,318 --> 01:05:23,318 I will tell you one thing, I don't want to be in my 40s 1436 01:05:23,320 --> 01:05:24,986 Paying a bad room like this for one hundred dollars a night. 1437 01:05:24,988 --> 01:05:27,589 Do you know what I say? 1438 01:05:27,591 --> 01:05:30,091 Yes. 1439 01:05:35,632 --> 01:05:38,199 Gray. 1440 01:05:40,671 --> 01:05:42,570 Heaven 1441 01:05:46,576 --> 01:05:48,944 Gray. 1442 01:05:52,982 --> 01:05:55,550 Heaven 1443 01:05:57,354 --> 01:06:00,088 Gray. 1444 01:06:01,425 --> 01:06:02,724 Front desk, this is Danielle. 1445 01:06:02,726 --> 01:06:04,392 Yes, um, 1446 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:05,994 there is someone make all types of racquets 1447 01:06:05,996 --> 01:06:07,495 in the hall now. 1448 01:06:07,497 --> 01:06:08,630 - heaven - Oh forgive me 1449 01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:09,998 about that, sir. 1450 01:06:11,435 --> 01:06:14,569 Uh, like, uh, 1451 01:06:14,571 --> 01:06:16,204 just shouting, and screaming, 1452 01:06:16,206 --> 01:06:18,073 and banging on walls and dirt. 1453 01:06:18,075 --> 01:06:19,441 What do they shout? 1454 01:06:19,443 --> 01:06:20,508 Um, 1455 01:06:20,510 --> 01:06:22,143 gray heaven 1456 01:06:22,145 --> 01:06:23,611 or something. What? 1457 01:06:23,613 --> 01:06:26,448 Uh, sounds like they say gray heaven 1458 01:06:26,450 --> 01:06:27,983 He says, uh-- 1459 01:06:27,985 --> 01:06:29,284 can you spell it? 1460 01:06:29,286 --> 01:06:31,553 H-i-h-a-v - I don't know. 1461 01:06:31,555 --> 01:06:33,021 Who cares how you spell it? Can you-- 1462 01:06:33,023 --> 01:06:34,422 is there a way you can make it? 1463 01:06:34,424 --> 01:06:35,623 stop doing it Yes. Oh, you know what, 1464 01:06:35,625 --> 01:06:36,558 Can you last one second? 1465 01:06:36,560 --> 01:06:38,693 I'm sorry. 1466 01:06:38,695 --> 01:06:41,363 - Front desk, this is Danielle. - Yeah, it's still me 1467 01:06:41,365 --> 01:06:43,098 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. 1468 01:06:43,100 --> 01:06:44,299 Front desk, this is Danielle. 1469 01:06:44,301 --> 01:06:45,367 Still with me. 1470 01:06:45,369 --> 01:06:46,434 Heaven 1471 01:06:46,436 --> 01:06:48,703 Lady, close her mouth. 1472 01:06:50,573 --> 01:06:52,707 You know what, I can send someone there 1473 01:06:52,709 --> 01:06:54,376 and see if they can do it - uh, you know what, 1474 01:06:54,378 --> 01:06:55,677 actually, I think that _ has been taken care of. 1475 01:06:55,679 --> 01:06:57,212 Well, I'm very sorry 1476 01:06:57,214 --> 01:06:59,214 for inconvenience. 1477 01:07:00,249 --> 01:07:02,117 Thank you friend. 1478 01:07:06,155 --> 01:07:08,390 Matt, Matt. 1479 01:07:08,392 --> 01:07:10,191 Come here, See this. 1480 01:07:11,527 --> 01:07:12,660 Awesome 1481 01:07:12,662 --> 01:07:14,262 Oh, you're crazy 1482 01:07:14,264 --> 01:07:16,431 Uh, uh, understand. 1483 01:07:16,433 --> 01:07:17,499 This lights up 1484 01:07:17,501 --> 01:07:18,600 Oh, shit. 1485 01:07:36,252 --> 01:07:38,119 Hey. Hey how are you? 1486 01:07:39,655 --> 01:07:41,256 Can I drink a cup of coffee? 1487 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:42,390 to go, please 1488 01:07:42,392 --> 01:07:44,259 Right in 1489 01:07:48,831 --> 01:07:50,732 Hey, uh, 1490 01:07:50,734 --> 01:07:52,834 You have videos on the Internet right now. 1491 01:07:52,836 --> 01:07:54,536 I really did it, yeah. 1492 01:07:54,538 --> 01:07:56,371 - I know that you are - really 1493 01:07:56,373 --> 01:07:57,772 Oh, that's very funny. 1494 01:07:57,774 --> 01:07:59,374 - Have you seen it? - Yeah, I've seen it 1495 01:07:59,376 --> 01:08:00,642 - again and again. - Uh, I've seen 1496 01:08:00,644 --> 01:08:02,143 your video too 1497 01:08:02,145 --> 01:08:03,645 I show it to everyone. 1498 01:08:03,647 --> 01:08:05,113 Well, that's good. Well, what should I owe you? 1499 01:08:05,115 --> 01:08:07,382 to, uh-- oh, um, have it 1500 01:08:07,384 --> 01:08:09,117 - Are you sure - Yeah. 1501 01:08:09,119 --> 01:08:10,385 - Good. - Uh, 1502 01:08:10,387 --> 01:08:11,519 Be careful with that 1503 01:08:15,458 --> 01:08:17,392 I, uh, talk about how-- 1504 01:08:17,394 --> 01:08:19,160 You're talking about The beauty of what you do 1505 01:08:19,162 --> 01:08:21,763 Yes, yes, and how amazing it is 1506 01:08:21,765 --> 01:08:25,366 that I can make so many people 1507 01:08:27,471 --> 01:08:29,537 It's just-- but that's true. 1508 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,115 Ow. 1509 01:08:45,554 --> 01:08:46,654 Receptionist. 1510 01:08:46,656 --> 01:08:48,490 Hello. Yes, I'm sorry 1511 01:08:48,492 --> 01:08:51,259 I have problems with flies in my room 1512 01:08:51,261 --> 01:08:52,527 What problems do you have 1513 01:08:52,529 --> 01:08:53,895 Like, flies. 1514 01:08:53,897 --> 01:08:55,530 There is a whole infestation of them 1515 01:08:55,532 --> 01:08:57,232 They are buzzing and unlucky. 1516 01:08:57,234 --> 01:08:58,600 Flies, fly in the room? 1517 01:08:58,602 --> 01:09:00,435 Yes. Can we do something? 1518 01:09:00,437 --> 01:09:01,736 What room number 1519 01:09:01,738 --> 01:09:03,805 - 125. - I send someone 1520 01:09:03,807 --> 01:09:06,641 He takes care of him. Thank you. 1521 01:09:16,452 --> 01:09:18,820 Today, 10:02 am 1522 01:09:18,822 --> 01:09:21,756 Henry, I have checks you from the network 1523 01:09:21,758 --> 01:09:24,559 They spend a lot of on taxes, but still 1524 01:09:24,561 --> 01:09:26,561 Anyway, let's my place at any time 1525 01:09:26,563 --> 01:09:27,629 and bring your checkbook. 1526 01:09:27,631 --> 01:09:30,398 I want to cut me in this. 1527 01:09:30,400 --> 01:09:32,467 Today, 10:26 am. 1528 01:09:32,469 --> 01:09:33,735 Good morning, Mr. Phillips, 1529 01:09:33,737 --> 01:09:35,637 Detective Delgado here 1530 01:09:35,639 --> 01:09:38,673 Well, good news, We found your 2006 Forenza. 1531 01:09:38,675 --> 01:09:39,874 It's not stolen. 1532 01:09:39,876 --> 01:09:40,942 Looks like the vehicle 1533 01:09:40,944 --> 01:09:42,377 actually pulled 1534 01:09:42,379 --> 01:09:45,246 to block the entrance. 1535 01:09:45,248 --> 01:09:46,781 This will be a hundred and seven dollars for pulling, plus additional 1536 01:09:46,783 --> 01:09:48,683 one hundred dollars for every day in storage 1537 01:09:48,685 --> 01:09:51,286 Have a nice day. Congratulations. 1538 01:09:51,288 --> 01:09:54,189 Message saved 1539 01:09:54,191 --> 01:09:56,191 This is delgado 1540 01:10:02,432 --> 01:10:04,265 Yes. This is Henry Phillips calling my car 1541 01:10:04,267 --> 01:10:05,800 Yes, Mr. Phillips, 1542 01:10:05,802 --> 01:10:07,535 2006 Forenza. 1543 01:10:07,537 --> 01:10:09,370 You can take your vehicle 1544 01:10:09,372 --> 01:10:10,505 in 2309 western temple 1545 01:10:10,507 --> 01:10:12,840 Good. Well, but what I'm thinking, like, 1546 01:10:12,842 --> 01:10:15,577 1547 01:10:15,579 --> 01:10:18,746 I don't need to pay it costs $ 2,000 if, uh, 1548 01:10:18,748 --> 01:10:20,682 it's technically not my fault right? 1549 01:10:20,684 --> 01:10:22,417 That is not your fault You are blocked 1550 01:10:22,419 --> 01:10:25,220 - someone else's way? - Well, 1551 01:10:25,222 --> 01:10:27,522 no, I don't deny that part. I will take your words for that. 1552 01:10:27,524 --> 01:10:28,790 But that doesn't matter. 1553 01:10:28,792 --> 01:10:29,924 Uh huh. 1554 01:10:29,926 --> 01:10:31,226 No one has ever told me 1555 01:10:31,228 --> 01:10:32,961 my car was stolen. 1556 01:10:32,963 --> 01:10:34,929 Wait a minute. Is this nonsense 1557 01:10:40,469 --> 01:10:41,769 Yes. Thank you. 1558 01:10:43,606 --> 01:10:44,672 Do you know what I mean? It's like, 1559 01:10:44,674 --> 01:10:46,507 if anyone tells me 1560 01:10:46,509 --> 01:10:48,309 that my car was confiscated, 1561 01:10:48,311 --> 01:10:49,978 then I will choose that day, you know 1562 01:10:49,980 --> 01:10:51,246 Good. 1563 01:10:51,248 --> 01:10:52,614 I mean, you can fight it 1564 01:10:52,616 --> 01:10:53,948 Visit www.Fastbet99.club Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent 1565 01:10:53,950 --> 01:10:55,516 But I won't recommend this remember it every day 1566 01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:56,851 1567 01:10:56,853 --> 01:10:58,586 that your car is in storage, 1568 01:10:58,588 --> 01:11:00,722 you will become cause higher costs 1569 01:11:00,724 --> 01:11:04,325 OK. Well, I think I have A case that is strong enough here, so, 1570 01:11:04,327 --> 01:11:06,928 Visit www.Fastbet99.club Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent 1571 01:11:06,930 --> 01:11:08,696 Yes, sir, I will arrange it 1572 01:11:08,698 --> 01:11:10,465 Visit www.Fastbet99.club Trusted Trusted Online Gambling Agent 1573 01:11:10,467 --> 01:11:11,966 Thank you. 1574 01:11:17,007 --> 01:11:18,439 OK. 1575 01:11:20,610 --> 01:11:22,710 Oh, yeah, let me, uh, I can cut your check 1576 01:11:22,712 --> 01:11:24,612 Yes. Welcome to my office 1577 01:11:24,614 --> 01:11:26,447 This, want coffee? 1578 01:11:26,449 --> 01:11:27,615 Yes, it must be be great 1579 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,850 How do you take your coffee 1580 01:11:28,852 --> 01:11:30,918 Uh, only black. Oh, that's easy. 1581 01:11:30,920 --> 01:11:32,720 So, isn't this exciting, Henry? 1582 01:11:32,722 --> 01:11:33,788 Yes. 1583 01:11:35,625 --> 01:11:37,992 Oh, I'll let the machine get it Hi, this is Ellen 1584 01:11:39,695 --> 01:11:40,962 from Ellen management management. 1585 01:11:40,964 --> 01:11:42,497 1586 01:11:42,499 --> 01:11:45,700 I will reply to you as soon as possible. 1587 01:11:45,702 --> 01:11:47,068 Hey, Ellen, this is Jay Warren. 1588 01:11:47,070 --> 01:11:49,671 Um, you know - yes yes. 1589 01:11:49,673 --> 01:11:51,406 Uh, um, hi, Jay. 1590 01:11:51,408 --> 01:11:52,907 Oh Oh, you're there 1591 01:11:52,909 --> 01:11:54,575 - Yeah, I'm here - good 1592 01:11:54,577 --> 01:11:56,311 In fact, I'm filtering my call, 1593 01:11:56,313 --> 01:11:57,578 but I'm actually here with Henry now 1594 01:11:57,580 --> 01:11:58,846 and I just gave him a check. 1595 01:11:58,848 --> 01:12:00,615 Uh, yes, that's good. 1596 01:12:00,617 --> 01:12:02,317 Listen, what are you guys? is able to make it 1597 01:12:02,319 --> 01:12:03,584 for now channel today at 2:00 p.m. 1598 01:12:03,586 --> 01:12:05,320 What I know is a short notice, 1599 01:12:05,322 --> 01:12:06,487 but they want to see us immediately. 1600 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,890 Uh, sure. Is that something good? 1601 01:12:08,892 --> 01:12:10,692 Just say I've never heard of a network 1602 01:12:10,694 --> 01:12:11,893 call an emergency meeting like this 1603 01:12:11,895 --> 01:12:13,328 to tell someone not 1604 01:12:13,330 --> 01:12:15,363 Do you know what I say? 1605 01:12:16,900 --> 01:12:18,333 Hold. Hold. Hold the door. 1606 01:12:18,335 --> 01:12:19,534 Good. Good. Understand. 1607 01:12:19,536 --> 01:12:20,835 Oh thank you. Oh hey. 1608 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:21,903 Oh hey. 1609 01:12:21,905 --> 01:12:24,439 Oh hey. Hi. 1610 01:12:24,441 --> 01:12:25,807 Have you ever heard the good news? 1611 01:12:25,809 --> 01:12:27,675 No. We know us. 1612 01:12:27,677 --> 01:12:29,977 Eh, your video becomes a virus. 1613 01:12:29,979 --> 01:12:31,346 Oh, you're kidding. 1614 01:12:31,348 --> 01:12:33,114 Wow. 1615 01:12:33,116 --> 01:12:36,651 The good boys really come through, huh? 1616 01:12:36,653 --> 01:12:38,353 I will tell you what, I will save it later. 1617 01:12:38,355 --> 01:12:39,854 - awesome - Yeah. 1618 01:12:39,856 --> 01:12:41,622 Crazy. 1619 01:12:41,624 --> 01:12:43,458 What? 1620 01:12:43,460 --> 01:12:45,827 - Oh. - this lights up 1621 01:12:49,465 --> 01:12:50,932 Wait, so this is your video 1622 01:12:50,934 --> 01:12:52,467 - talking about? - It - it & apos; s got 1623 01:12:52,469 --> 01:12:53,634 three steps virality. 1624 01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:54,936 First step, join 1625 01:12:54,938 --> 01:12:56,003 Take your hand on the mouse 1626 01:12:56,005 --> 01:12:57,839 Second step, fuck up, 1627 01:12:57,841 --> 01:12:59,540 move the mouse up to the share button 1628 01:12:59,542 --> 01:13:02,043 Third step, epic face-crop, fire click. 1629 01:13:02,045 --> 01:13:03,644 This is a bad work. 1630 01:13:05,115 --> 01:13:06,981 We are ready to take this to the next level 1631 01:13:06,983 --> 01:13:08,649 We have one small tweak. Mara, why not? 1632 01:13:08,651 --> 01:13:10,017 tell them about it OK. Continue 1633 01:13:10,019 --> 01:13:11,419 we will do it whether we will take 1634 01:13:11,421 --> 01:13:13,654 the hottest viral video today 1635 01:13:13,656 --> 01:13:15,523 and then we will have 1636 01:13:15,525 --> 01:13:17,925 Famous actors revive them, 1637 01:13:17,927 --> 01:13:20,561 but who is better to introduce it 1638 01:13:20,563 --> 01:13:22,797 rather than Mr. Epic failed himself, 1639 01:13:22,799 --> 01:13:23,965 Henry Phillips? 1640 01:13:23,967 --> 01:13:25,867 So Henry, you will come out 1641 01:13:25,869 --> 01:13:28,136 and you really like a little and maybe action 1642 01:13:28,138 --> 01:13:29,537 where you travel and fall above. Wait, wait, uh, wait a minute. 1643 01:13:29,539 --> 01:13:31,072 So, I'm the host of this event 1644 01:13:31,074 --> 01:13:32,540 doing my song and having-- 1645 01:13:32,542 --> 01:13:34,475 Dude, fuck your song. 1646 01:13:34,477 --> 01:13:36,043 This is what people want to see you do 1647 01:13:36,045 --> 01:13:37,445 - Yeah. - Yes, like not being offended, 1648 01:13:37,447 --> 01:13:38,546 but when we upload your song, 1649 01:13:38,548 --> 01:13:39,847 the response is garbage, 1650 01:13:41,050 --> 01:13:42,483 old mattress or something. 1651 01:13:42,485 --> 01:13:43,785 Uh, we like your song 1652 01:13:43,787 --> 01:13:45,620 and we think they are very silly, 1653 01:13:45,622 --> 01:13:47,155 but I think that we can all agree 1654 01:13:47,157 --> 01:13:49,056 that they don't do testing very well 1655 01:13:49,058 --> 01:13:51,459 in the virus universe. So, we just really want it 1656 01:13:51,461 --> 01:13:54,028 to make use of this a very extraordinary opportunity 1657 01:13:54,030 --> 01:13:56,764 People do it parody of your videos 1658 01:14:05,108 --> 01:14:06,641 Look, that's the problem, 1659 01:14:06,643 --> 01:14:08,075 this is not my video 1660 01:14:08,077 --> 01:14:09,644 No-- - no, this is your video, 1661 01:14:09,646 --> 01:14:10,878 this is your face 1662 01:14:10,880 --> 01:14:12,513 People recognize you 1663 01:14:12,515 --> 01:14:13,815 They are talking about you Yes. 1664 01:14:13,817 --> 01:14:14,782 Well, they don't talk about me 1665 01:14:14,784 --> 01:14:16,050 This is a guy 1666 01:14:16,052 --> 01:14:18,953 who calls me douche canoe 1667 01:14:18,955 --> 01:14:20,488 I don't even know What that means. 1668 01:14:24,527 --> 01:14:25,693 I know What that means 1669 01:14:25,695 --> 01:14:27,161 and it's not flattering. 1670 01:14:27,163 --> 01:14:28,696 You have to handle it, man. 1671 01:14:30,200 --> 01:14:31,599 - You are someone - if everyone 1672 01:14:31,601 --> 01:14:32,834 being kind, that means 1673 01:14:32,836 --> 01:14:34,235 they don't see you as a threat 1674 01:14:35,638 --> 01:14:36,871 This is praise. Alright, okay, 1675 01:14:36,873 --> 01:14:38,506 I will praise you, guys, 1676 01:14:42,045 --> 01:14:43,578 There are no stone sets, okay? 1677 01:14:43,580 --> 01:14:44,745 I mean, this is true spitballing here 1678 01:14:44,747 --> 01:14:45,980 Henry, what about this? 1679 01:14:45,982 --> 01:14:47,114 We will get it You are water, 1680 01:14:47,116 --> 01:14:48,483 we will catch you some coffee, 1681 01:14:48,485 --> 01:14:49,917 I just felt you might 1682 01:14:49,919 --> 01:14:51,686 a little annoyed I am very upset 1683 01:14:51,688 --> 01:14:52,987 In fact, I don't want to have anything to do anything from this crap 1684 01:14:52,989 --> 01:14:54,055 Okay, I guess he feels like him, kind, 1685 01:14:59,261 --> 01:15:00,995 got blindsided, do you know? And that, 1686 01:15:00,997 --> 01:15:02,730 uh, this is an adjustment. We will solve it. 1687 01:15:02,732 --> 01:15:04,499 Are we all originally imagined, 1688 01:15:15,945 --> 01:15:17,712 shake for a while. I mean, this - 1689 01:15:19,549 --> 01:15:21,215 - That's what I like to do. - I know. 1690 01:15:26,022 --> 01:15:28,022 I get it, I do, and I love them, 1691 01:15:28,024 --> 01:15:29,590 but this is what I think you're missing 1692 01:15:29,592 --> 01:15:31,826 If this show becomes a hit, 1693 01:15:31,828 --> 01:15:33,594 You can write all the songs you want 1694 01:15:33,596 --> 01:15:34,896 I mean, that's how will become famous 1695 01:15:34,898 --> 01:15:36,230 That's what you want right? 1696 01:15:36,232 --> 01:15:37,899 I never said that. 1697 01:15:37,901 --> 01:15:39,534 1698 01:15:41,037 --> 01:15:43,838 Hey, Henry, I just saw viral video that is yours 1699 01:15:43,840 --> 01:15:45,673 What is that, uh, what TV shows? what is all about 1700 01:15:45,675 --> 01:15:46,774 Not that It should happen, 1701 01:15:49,946 --> 01:15:51,579 and you have a lot of views. Congratulations 1702 01:15:51,581 --> 01:15:52,947 Yes, but that's how is accidentally funny 1703 01:15:52,949 --> 01:15:54,715 Unintentional? The - what is that - 1704 01:15:57,088 --> 01:15:59,086 Arnie "rimshot" Roberts. 1705 01:15:59,088 --> 01:16:00,755 Do you know what he said? 1706 01:16:00,757 --> 01:16:01,923 It doesn't matter why are they laughing 1707 01:16:01,925 --> 01:16:03,658 as long as they laugh. 1708 01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:05,593 Goodbye. 1709 01:16:05,595 --> 01:16:06,961 Well, listen, why don't we shoot? 1710 01:16:06,963 --> 01:16:08,629 to compromise, like, 1711 01:16:08,631 --> 01:16:10,331 Say they have you singing one of your songs 1712 01:16:10,333 --> 01:16:12,600 and then on the way out, you slip on some paint 1713 01:16:12,602 --> 01:16:13,935 or something? Oh, I don't know. 1714 01:16:13,937 --> 01:16:15,903 I just spitballing out of my ass 1715 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,672 - Hey buddy. - Oh, hey 1716 01:16:17,674 --> 01:16:19,640 Your hair is burning 1717 01:16:20,842 --> 01:16:22,643 See? Like this kind of nonsense 1718 01:16:22,645 --> 01:16:25,079 me Jay: Yes, that's ridiculous 1719 01:16:25,081 --> 01:16:27,248 But do you really have choices now at this time? 1720 01:16:27,250 --> 01:16:29,016 Well, what do you mean? 1721 01:16:29,018 --> 01:16:30,651 I mean, we enter 1722 01:16:30,653 --> 01:16:32,119 develop this, you know 1723 01:16:32,121 --> 01:16:34,021 If you just walk away now, you're upset 1724 01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,823 some pretty important people. 1725 01:16:35,825 --> 01:16:37,191 - This is a big business here - Henry, 1726 01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,926 You must think about this. 1727 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:40,628 OK. Well, look, I have to continue now, 1728 01:16:40,630 --> 01:16:42,363 But, uh, let's talk about this next time 1729 01:16:42,365 --> 01:16:43,798 OK, tap them dead 1730 01:16:43,800 --> 01:16:45,132 and don't worry, Henry, 1731 01:16:45,134 --> 01:16:46,734 I support you. OK. 1732 01:16:46,736 --> 01:16:47,969 OK, thank you, Ellen. Thank you, guys 1733 01:16:47,971 --> 01:16:49,770 I will meet you a little . 1734 01:16:49,772 --> 01:16:51,906 We have a very funny guy coming now 1735 01:16:51,908 --> 01:16:53,774 He only sells the program to the current channel 1736 01:16:53,776 --> 01:16:55,309 and he is here tonight, give him a hand, 1737 01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:58,346 makes him feel welcome, Henry Phillips. 1738 01:17:05,287 --> 01:17:07,989 Hey, thank you, stupid. 1739 01:17:07,991 --> 01:17:10,057 Um... 1740 01:17:12,629 --> 01:17:13,794 and that's weird because I've noticed 1741 01:17:13,796 --> 01:17:15,262 which I think is calling a taxi 1742 01:17:15,264 --> 01:17:17,098 must look exactly just like trying-- 1743 01:17:17,100 --> 01:17:19,033 do light-your-hair-on-fire a little. 1744 01:17:19,035 --> 01:17:20,368 - what? - A little, 1745 01:17:20,370 --> 01:17:21,936 where are you burning your hair is burning 1746 01:17:21,938 --> 01:17:23,104 That's not really a bit. 1747 01:17:23,106 --> 01:17:24,271 He is talking about a video 1748 01:17:24,273 --> 01:17:25,339 where, uh, someone gave me 1749 01:17:25,341 --> 01:17:26,907 a marijuana cigarette 1750 01:17:26,909 --> 01:17:27,942 and me Hey bro, 1751 01:17:27,944 --> 01:17:29,110 Are you really stoned? 1752 01:17:29,112 --> 01:17:30,678 No, I'm not stoned. 1753 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:32,013 Like me - I don't know it's turned on 1754 01:17:32,015 --> 01:17:33,147 and I put it in my hair and I ended up 1755 01:17:33,149 --> 01:17:34,315 damn almost killed myself-- 1756 01:17:34,317 --> 01:17:35,349 feel like you are stoned 1757 01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:36,884 If you don't mind, 1758 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:38,252 I prefer not to do it overall q and a 1759 01:17:38,254 --> 01:17:40,688 about fucking this video now 1760 01:17:40,690 --> 01:17:42,123 I prefer to do my actions. 1761 01:17:42,125 --> 01:17:44,225 That's very funny. 1762 01:17:44,227 --> 01:17:46,060 Is that fake? Good. Eh, so, 1763 01:17:46,062 --> 01:17:48,095 yes, I've just been in for a few weeks now 1764 01:17:48,097 --> 01:17:50,164 - and, uh, funny - - so why did you come? 1765 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:51,932 here otherwise will talk about-- 1766 01:17:51,934 --> 01:17:53,000 OK, man, If you want to talk about it, 1767 01:17:53,002 --> 01:17:54,335 You can talk about it. 1768 01:17:54,337 --> 01:17:55,369 Everyone just goes fuck yourself 1769 01:17:55,371 --> 01:17:57,204 I'm done with this nonsense. 1770 01:17:59,041 --> 01:18:00,908 Hey, 1771 01:18:00,910 --> 01:18:02,777 what do I say to you about heckling the players? 1772 01:18:02,779 --> 01:18:04,345 I'm just trying to go - I'm trying 1773 01:18:04,347 --> 01:18:06,113 it's not up to you 1774 01:18:06,115 --> 01:18:07,882 Why don't you guys pretend this is TV 1775 01:18:07,884 --> 01:18:09,383 and shut up, huh? What do you know? 1776 01:18:09,385 --> 01:18:10,951 Get out of here, buddy. 1777 01:18:10,953 --> 01:18:12,720 Oggy, get this idiot get out of here. 1778 01:18:12,722 --> 01:18:14,221 - I am a customer - Not at my club, 1779 01:18:14,223 --> 01:18:15,289 - you are not. Exit. - That's very unfair. 1780 01:18:15,291 --> 01:18:16,991 Oh, you're a jerk too. 1781 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:18,192 Oggy, this one too. It's a little rough. 1782 01:18:18,194 --> 01:18:19,960 So is your makeup. 1783 01:18:19,962 --> 01:18:21,295 We just want to see - yes, shut up 1784 01:18:21,297 --> 01:18:22,329 Why don't you go and have sex 1785 01:18:22,331 --> 01:18:23,964 in the parking lot? 1786 01:18:23,966 --> 01:18:25,032 Thank you friend, for being human, 1787 01:18:25,034 --> 01:18:26,400 not like that idiot 1788 01:18:26,402 --> 01:18:27,301 Give yourself a big round of applause. 1789 01:18:29,405 --> 01:18:31,806 Are you 1790 01:18:33,008 --> 01:18:34,308 front end of the vehicle 1791 01:18:34,310 --> 01:18:35,810 more than 20 inches 1792 01:18:35,812 --> 01:18:37,712 to a private entrance. 1793 01:18:37,714 --> 01:18:38,979 This is a violation. 1794 01:18:38,981 --> 01:18:40,214 This is clearly cut. 1795 01:18:40,216 --> 01:18:42,016 Mr. Phillips? 1796 01:18:42,018 --> 01:18:43,918 Well, I don't argue about it that part. 1797 01:18:43,920 --> 01:18:45,453 I just said no one told me 1798 01:18:45,455 --> 01:18:47,855 the car was confiscated. You see what I mean 1799 01:18:47,857 --> 01:18:49,123 Be like that the police see 1800 01:18:49,125 --> 01:18:50,191 for stolen vehicles 1801 01:18:50,193 --> 01:18:51,358 Meanwhile my car 1802 01:18:51,360 --> 01:18:53,127 are sitting in their trash 1803 01:18:53,129 --> 01:18:55,296 earned $ 2,000 worth of costs-- 1804 01:18:55,298 --> 01:18:56,997 when did the police contact you 1805 01:18:56,999 --> 01:18:58,365 about finding your car 1806 01:18:58,367 --> 01:19:00,501 I got a message two days ago. 1807 01:19:00,503 --> 01:19:02,369 - I see. - Now wait 1808 01:19:02,371 --> 01:19:03,738 When the car is pulled, 1809 01:19:03,740 --> 01:19:05,239 I put it in the 1810 01:19:05,241 --> 01:19:07,842 system so there must be a positive _ impossible 1811 01:19:07,844 --> 01:19:10,211 the police don't want to tell him that day 1812 01:19:10,213 --> 01:19:13,013 Mr. Phillips, is that still the case? have a message? 1813 01:19:13,015 --> 01:19:14,915 I have to, yes 1814 01:19:14,917 --> 01:19:16,283 Can you play it for us? 1815 01:19:19,755 --> 01:19:22,490 Sunday, September 18, 10:17 am 1816 01:19:22,492 --> 01:19:24,258 Sorry about last night 1817 01:19:24,260 --> 01:19:25,159 I'm seriously injured that is Erica's girl 1818 01:19:25,161 --> 01:19:27,128 Oh sorry. 1819 01:19:27,130 --> 01:19:28,329 He will be the last girl in la who still has a hairy groin. 1820 01:19:28,331 --> 01:19:30,030 Shave cooch, shave cooch 1821 01:19:30,032 --> 01:19:32,867 I'm down on that - I'm sorry. Um... 1822 01:19:32,869 --> 01:19:35,503 You hang up my phone, are you a coward? 1823 01:19:35,505 --> 01:19:38,439 You're a little damn crying... 1824 01:19:38,441 --> 01:19:40,007 Hey, Henry, I feel bad. 1825 01:19:42,178 --> 01:19:43,844 I know we haven't talked 1826 01:19:43,846 --> 01:19:44,945 since you ejaculate 1827 01:19:44,947 --> 01:19:46,147 - One second. -... I want to talk 1828 01:19:49,285 --> 01:19:50,551 1829 01:19:50,553 --> 01:19:52,353 for you or see you 1830 01:19:52,355 --> 01:19:53,854 Message saved, 1831 01:19:53,856 --> 01:19:56,957 Monday, September 26, 10:26 am 1832 01:19:56,959 --> 01:19:58,392 Good morning, Mr. Phillips, 1833 01:19:58,394 --> 01:20:00,127 detective delgado here Here it is. 1834 01:20:00,129 --> 01:20:01,195 Well, the good news we found 1835 01:20:01,197 --> 01:20:03,464 Forenza in 2006 1836 01:20:03,466 --> 01:20:04,865 It's not stolen. 1837 01:20:04,867 --> 01:20:06,066 Looks like the vehicle 1838 01:20:06,068 --> 01:20:07,401 actually pulled 1839 01:20:07,403 --> 01:20:10,204 to block the entrance. 1840 01:20:10,206 --> 01:20:12,540 You can get it back at 2309 1841 01:20:12,542 --> 01:20:14,441 - highway without west - Okay then. 1842 01:20:15,944 --> 01:20:18,045 Can you read it? come back to me? 1843 01:20:19,548 --> 01:20:22,416 Sunday, September 18, 10:17 am 1844 01:20:22,418 --> 01:20:24,051 Hey, sorry last night. 1845 01:20:24,053 --> 01:20:25,252 I'm seriously injured that is Erica's girl 1846 01:20:25,254 --> 01:20:27,888 Only the last message is fine. 1847 01:20:27,890 --> 01:20:29,924 Sorry. 1848 01:20:29,926 --> 01:20:32,560 Monday, September 26, 10:26 am 1849 01:20:32,562 --> 01:20:35,029 Good morning, Mr. Phillips, delgado detective here 1850 01:20:35,031 --> 01:20:38,165 Well, the good news that we found is forenza in 2006 It's not stolen. Looks like the vehicle 1851 01:20:38,167 --> 01:20:40,067 drawn to block an entrance 1852 01:20:40,069 --> 01:20:43,304 Now that's it. 1853 01:20:43,306 --> 01:20:45,105 So I think someone 1854 01:21:04,426 --> 01:21:05,626 upload this stupid video 1855 01:21:05,628 --> 01:21:07,494 from me making donkeys from myself 1856 01:21:07,496 --> 01:21:09,196 and it turns out that is the network 1857 01:21:09,198 --> 01:21:11,265 want to make a show about, not my song, 1858 01:21:11,267 --> 01:21:14,034 just a few jerks 1859 01:21:14,036 --> 01:21:15,402 whose hair is caught burn, you know, 1860 01:21:15,404 --> 01:21:17,304 so it's just because it's stupid viral video, you know 1861 01:21:17,306 --> 01:21:19,874 Yes I know. I saw the video. 1862 01:21:19,876 --> 01:21:21,876 That's funny. 1863 01:21:21,878 --> 01:21:23,510 You see it Yes. Someone uploaded it 1864 01:21:23,512 --> 01:21:26,013 on Facebook and I like, 1865 01:21:26,015 --> 01:21:27,248 oh, there are guys 1866 01:21:27,250 --> 01:21:29,049 it's messy my boyfriend 1867 01:21:29,051 --> 01:21:30,351 Oh no. 1868 01:21:30,353 --> 01:21:31,518 I hope Zoe will forgive me 1869 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,153 about all that 1870 01:21:33,155 --> 01:21:34,989 1871 01:21:34,991 --> 01:21:37,658 I think when he finally stops vomiting, 1872 01:21:37,660 --> 01:21:40,895 he will probably come 1873 01:21:40,897 --> 01:21:43,030 I will put a glass of fresh coffee. 1874 01:21:43,032 --> 01:21:44,198 Do you want some? 1875 01:21:44,200 --> 01:21:45,366 I like that. 1876 01:21:45,368 --> 01:21:47,668 OK. Well, um, 1877 01:21:47,670 --> 01:21:49,470 this comes a little visitors for you 1878 01:21:49,472 --> 01:21:51,105 Aw. 1879 01:21:53,241 --> 01:21:56,477 Make sure he doesn't jump from the ledge 1880 01:21:56,479 --> 01:21:58,078 Oh, he's fine. 1881 01:21:58,080 --> 01:22:00,414 I'm talking to the cat. 1882 01:22:02,585 --> 01:22:05,019 Jay, whatever happens to your TV show 1883 01:22:05,021 --> 01:22:07,054 about those losers? 1884 01:22:08,156 --> 01:22:09,990 Just a little fyi, uh, 1885 01:22:09,992 --> 01:22:11,992 You talk to a man in my business, 1886 01:22:11,994 --> 01:22:13,427 it's not the best idea to say, 1887 01:22:13,429 --> 01:22:15,229 hey, it's up to happens to your blank, 1888 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:16,931 You know, because If you don't hear it, 1889 01:22:16,933 --> 01:22:18,532 the story will not exist happy ending. 1890 01:22:18,534 --> 01:22:21,468 It should be noted. 1891 01:22:21,470 --> 01:22:23,304 I owe you. 1892 01:22:23,306 --> 01:22:26,206 I will take it. 1893 01:22:26,208 --> 01:22:27,274 I will tell you what happened. 1894 01:22:27,276 --> 01:22:28,409 We have Carl rohmer 1895 01:22:28,411 --> 01:22:29,944 and the entire network now 1896 01:22:29,946 --> 01:22:31,312 cut a little to make a show 1897 01:22:31,314 --> 01:22:32,479 about a man, we are on homestretch 1898 01:22:32,481 --> 01:22:34,715 and the man is just bails. 1899 01:22:34,717 --> 01:22:36,517 Well, I can say is he very lucky 1900 01:22:36,519 --> 01:22:38,118 he works with you, Jay, 1901 01:22:38,120 --> 01:22:40,054 not from TripAdvisor LLC Other sharks out there 1902 01:22:40,056 --> 01:22:43,223 or pedaling hotdog in kalamazoo now. 1903 01:22:43,225 --> 01:22:44,391 You know what, at the end of the day, 1904 01:22:44,393 --> 01:22:46,727 I understand. I mean... 1905 01:22:46,729 --> 01:22:48,362 Not everyone is dying to become famous 1906 01:22:48,364 --> 01:22:50,631 only for the sake of interest become famous 1907 01:22:50,633 --> 01:22:52,266 So open one open 1908 01:22:52,268 --> 01:22:54,468 for cool, refreshing feeling 1909 01:23:00,343 --> 01:23:01,508 Look at that. 1910 01:23:01,510 --> 01:23:03,210 Stupid Joe does make more money 1911 01:23:03,212 --> 01:23:05,579 in 10 seconds of us will make it all weekend 1912 01:23:05,581 --> 01:23:08,182 Well, good for him, I guess, huh? 1913 01:23:17,525 --> 01:23:19,126 Hey, are you going lights are on 1914 01:23:19,128 --> 01:23:20,427 No, they automatically turn off . 1915 01:23:20,429 --> 01:23:22,296 Are you sure Yes. 1916 01:23:22,298 --> 01:23:24,398 Yes, come on, Let's go. 1917 01:23:44,185 --> 01:23:46,086 Good. That is not true. 1918 01:24:03,138 --> 01:24:04,271 I will go to the bathroom. 1919 01:24:04,273 --> 01:24:05,539 Yes. Is it okay? if I just drop this soon 1920 01:24:05,541 --> 01:24:07,074 Good. Thank you. 1921 01:24:07,076 --> 01:24:09,143 Hey, how are you? 1922 01:24:12,281 --> 01:24:13,347 Hey bathroom? 1923 01:24:13,349 --> 01:24:14,581 Yes, but this section is closed 1924 01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:15,749 for personal party, sorry 1925 01:24:15,751 --> 01:24:17,384 Eh, is there anything else? bathroom or-- 1926 01:24:17,386 --> 01:24:19,053 no. I see, 1927 01:24:19,055 --> 01:24:20,554 what someone will do if they have to go 1928 01:24:20,556 --> 01:24:22,156 1929 01:24:22,158 --> 01:24:23,657 to the bathroom? I have a few vips back here 1930 01:24:23,659 --> 01:24:25,192 and I'll tell you, sir. This is crazy. 1931 01:24:25,194 --> 01:24:26,560 I mean, is that legal? 1932 01:24:26,562 --> 01:24:28,262 You don't have to have a bathroom 1933 01:24:28,264 --> 01:24:30,064 for people? I mean-- yes, I'm not a lawyer 1934 01:24:31,633 --> 01:24:33,500 That's crazy. 1935 01:24:39,107 --> 01:24:40,774 OK. 1936 01:24:40,776 --> 01:24:42,409 I want to enter 1937 01:24:42,411 --> 01:24:43,777 But you don't enter 1938 01:24:45,480 --> 01:24:46,680 You know, now, 1939 01:24:46,682 --> 01:24:48,649 I might be nobody here, 1940 01:24:48,651 --> 01:24:50,751 but the next few years, I might sell shows out 1941 01:24:50,753 --> 01:24:54,521 in the whole country and the way we can cross again. 1942 01:24:54,523 --> 01:24:56,356 And if you're not good for me now, 1943 01:24:56,358 --> 01:24:58,125 I might not very easy to handle 1944 01:24:58,127 --> 01:24:59,793 a little on the phone. 1945 01:24:59,795 --> 01:25:01,662 I see, 1946 01:25:01,664 --> 01:25:03,497 What will happen? 1947 01:25:29,773 --> 01:25:14,408 Bullshit 1948 01:25:14,410 --> 01:25:16,176 Hey bro. Hey, man, how are you doing? 1949 01:25:16,178 --> 01:25:17,511 Good. 1950 01:25:17,513 --> 01:25:19,213 What do you want for your introduction 1951 01:25:19,215 --> 01:25:21,515 Oh, just say Henry Phillips. 1952 01:25:21,517 --> 01:25:23,183 Cool. You want me to tell them 1953 01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:25,319 turn off their cellphones? 1954 01:25:25,321 --> 01:25:27,621 Yes, if you want. 1955 01:25:27,623 --> 01:25:29,656 I got it. OK. Cool. 1956 01:25:29,658 --> 01:25:31,225 Hey, can I have a glass? real fast water? 1957 01:25:31,227 --> 01:25:32,559 Oh thank you. 1958 01:25:32,561 --> 01:25:33,861 Hey. Well, hey, man, 1959 01:25:33,863 --> 01:25:36,130 where do you want to go? Bathroom. 1960 01:25:36,132 --> 01:25:38,132 Does the person let you in? Yes, 1961 01:25:38,134 --> 01:25:40,801 I have to tell him I am with Henry Phillips. 1962 01:25:40,803 --> 01:25:43,337 Oh, um, by the way, 1963 01:25:43,339 --> 01:25:45,539 Arnold told me to tell you... 1964 01:25:45,541 --> 01:25:46,707 Hotdog. 1965 01:25:46,709 --> 01:25:48,242 Don't forget to mention the hotdog, 1966 01:25:48,244 --> 01:25:49,710 two for one dollar in bread. 1967 01:25:49,712 --> 01:25:51,345 Enter it there somewhere. 1968 01:25:51,347 --> 01:25:53,180 - Good deal. - OK. 1969 01:25:53,182 --> 01:25:54,781 This person came here, Henry Phillips, 1970 01:25:54,783 --> 01:25:59,153 want you to turn around your cellphone is dead, okay? 1971 01:25:59,155 --> 01:26:00,888 He comes all the way here from la. 1972 01:26:00,890 --> 01:26:02,523 I expect you to give him respect 1973 01:26:02,525 --> 01:26:05,726 someone who is appropriate. 1974 01:26:05,728 --> 01:26:07,628 No need to speak on your cellphone 1975 01:26:07,630 --> 01:26:09,196 like a group of jackasses, 1976 01:26:09,198 --> 01:26:10,531 so give up. 1977 01:26:14,669 --> 01:26:16,470 Oh thank you. 1978 01:26:16,472 --> 01:26:17,804 You have fun? 1979 01:26:19,642 --> 01:26:21,775 I'm not from la. I, um, I'm there 1980 01:26:21,777 --> 01:26:23,510 for a while though. 1981 01:26:23,512 --> 01:26:25,345 I think he is this place where everyone feels 1982 01:26:25,347 --> 01:26:26,947 like them like sleeping their way up 1983 01:26:26,949 --> 01:26:28,549 and I always feel like me like 1984 01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:29,816 masturbating my way down 1985 01:26:29,818 --> 01:26:31,852 for no other reason And, um-- 1986 01:26:31,854 --> 01:26:33,820 but I always have the worst, like, when it comes to meetings 1987 01:26:33,822 --> 01:26:35,455 new people for the first time, and this is a true story. 1988 01:26:35,457 --> 01:26:37,624 I just got on the elevator 1989 01:26:37,626 --> 01:26:39,426 and there are some girls there 1990 01:26:39,428 --> 01:26:41,495 and some others and I try 1991 01:26:41,497 --> 01:26:43,197 to talk to these girls 1992 01:26:43,199 --> 01:26:44,731 and nothing really happens 1993 01:26:44,733 --> 01:26:46,433 and so, um, 1994 01:26:46,435 --> 01:26:48,268 when I get to the floor, I don't know 1995 01:26:48,270 --> 01:26:49,937 if I should to go right or left, 1996 01:26:49,939 --> 01:26:51,305 but I just want to exit from there so I think, 1997 01:26:51,307 --> 01:26:52,339 Well, I'll just go left 1998 01:26:52,341 --> 01:26:53,907 and face it later. 1999 01:26:53,909 --> 01:26:55,943 So I got to my floor and I like, 2000 01:26:55,945 --> 01:26:58,278 OK, you have good , it's up to 2001 01:26:58,280 --> 01:27:00,314 Then I exit and I go left, 2002 01:27:00,316 --> 01:27:02,683 but there is only a wall here 2003 01:27:02,685 --> 01:27:04,384 and I'm like, oh, bad luck. 2004 01:27:04,386 --> 01:27:05,586 But I don't think they I can see, so I think, 2005 01:27:05,588 --> 01:27:07,254 good, maybe what I will do, 2006 01:27:07,256 --> 01:27:08,989 I will just, like, like standing here 2007 01:27:08,991 --> 01:27:11,592 and hiding on the wall just briefly 2008 01:27:11,594 --> 01:27:12,826 and wait until the door closes 2009 01:27:12,828 --> 01:27:13,961 so the way they don't know 2010 01:27:13,963 --> 01:27:15,629 that I'm messed up. 2011 01:27:15,631 --> 01:27:16,997 So, I'm just Like standing here, 2012 01:27:16,999 --> 01:27:19,399 hiding against walls, waiting, 2013 01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:21,335 and the door isn't closed for a long time, 2014 01:27:21,337 --> 01:27:23,337 But while I stand there, 2015 01:27:23,339 --> 01:27:26,440 I look across here and there is this giant mirror 2016 01:27:26,442 --> 01:27:28,408 and I can see them, and they look at me 2017 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:30,510 and I'm just standing here, hiding on this wall, 2018 01:27:30,512 --> 01:27:32,879 I don't know what I have to say, I'm like, uh, 2019 01:27:32,881 --> 01:27:34,715 oh hey 2020 01:27:34,717 --> 01:27:36,617 Then the door closes Right at that moment, 2021 01:27:36,619 --> 01:27:38,352 so that was the last anyone saw 2022 01:27:38,354 --> 01:27:39,553 and I like, oh, man. 2023 01:27:41,523 --> 01:27:43,657 I don't think that happened for normal people 2024 01:27:43,659 --> 01:27:45,792 So is it worth it? 2025 01:27:45,794 --> 01:27:49,463 As long as I do what I like to do, 2026 01:27:49,465 --> 01:27:51,632 You know, I think if Someone came to me and said, 2027 01:27:51,634 --> 01:27:54,801 "hey, I'll give you $ 10,000, 2028 01:27:54,803 --> 01:27:56,603 " But you have to say a joke 2029 01:27:56,605 --> 01:27:59,773 which you don't think is funny, " 2030 01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,875 I'll do it, of course. Yeah, me too. 2031 01:28:01,877 --> 01:28:02,943 That is a bad example. 2032 01:28:02,945 --> 01:28:04,311 I'm stupid 2033 01:28:04,313 --> 01:28:05,646 What I mean is, um, 2034 01:28:05,648 --> 01:28:07,748 like, if you... 2035 01:28:07,750 --> 01:28:09,650 You want to fail do what you love 2036 01:28:09,652 --> 01:28:12,319 - and not compromise. - Exactly, 2037 01:28:12,321 --> 01:28:14,054 and I think I feel very healthy 2038 01:28:14,056 --> 01:28:15,422 do what I love 2039 01:28:15,424 --> 01:28:16,823 You are listening to a mouth fuck. 2040 01:28:16,825 --> 01:28:19,393 That's Henry Phillips 2041 01:28:19,395 --> 01:28:21,461 what I believe is... 2042 01:28:21,463 --> 01:28:23,897 A rambling trout Extraordinary. 2043 01:28:23,899 --> 01:28:25,499 Oh 2044 01:28:25,501 --> 01:28:26,800 And, uh, thank you very much 2045 01:28:26,802 --> 01:28:29,069 to enter 2046 01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:31,038 - Yeah. - Play your song 2047 01:28:31,040 --> 01:28:33,040 - and talk about your life - Sure. 2048 01:28:33,042 --> 01:28:34,541 Thank you for having me 2049 01:30:00,496 --> 01:30:02,095 I want to apologize about my voice tonight, 2050 01:30:02,097 --> 01:30:04,398 by the way. 2051 01:30:04,400 --> 01:30:05,832 Every night, This is a annoying sound, 2052 01:30:05,834 --> 01:30:08,902 so I'm sorry about that, but - 2053 01:30:21,650 --> 01:30:23,083 Thank you very much 2054 01:30:23,085 --> 01:30:24,818 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com