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Here. 48 00:02:20,573 --> 00:02:21,532 Oh! 49 00:02:21,534 --> 00:02:24,123 ♪♪ 50 00:02:24,125 --> 00:02:27,611 (gasping) Robert, you are a life saver. 51 00:02:27,613 --> 00:02:29,465 Okay, my turn is That Wainwrights is in Sweden? 52 00:02:29,467 --> 00:02:30,969 Do you mean Syria? 53 00:02:30,971 --> 00:02:32,025 That, and then there is also the thingy. 54 00:02:32,027 --> 00:02:33,370 Military coup 55 00:02:33,372 --> 00:02:34,873 I don't know, listening to isn't really my thing What about reading or watching news? 56 00:02:34,875 --> 00:02:35,961 Oh, dirty. 57 00:02:35,963 --> 00:02:37,144 Get Phillipe at the Plaka Hotel on the phone. 58 00:02:37,146 --> 00:02:39,160 I will take care of the rest. 59 00:02:39,162 --> 00:02:40,951 That's why you will go have this place someday 60 00:02:40,953 --> 00:02:42,552 No, that's why I will do it sell this place someday 61 00:02:42,554 --> 00:02:44,535 Mr. Wainwright, this is Amy from Spontaneous Journey 62 00:02:44,537 --> 00:02:48,086 I understand you are experiencing a once in a lifetime experience. 63 00:02:48,088 --> 00:02:51,413 Let's see if we can't find better 64 00:02:51,415 --> 00:02:54,231 Yes, sir, I see direct flights to Athens 65 00:02:54,233 --> 00:02:57,397 which leaves in two hours, 66 00:02:57,399 --> 00:02:59,157 67 00:02:59,159 --> 00:03:01,685 and we will transfer hotel reservation without charge 68 00:03:01,687 --> 00:03:03,028 I have Phillipe in another path, 69 00:03:03,030 --> 00:03:04,756 who will take good care of you 70 00:03:04,758 --> 00:03:06,932 Instantly order me if you need something after working hours No thanks for choosing Spontaneous trip, 71 00:03:06,934 --> 00:03:10,227 where we plan... 72 00:03:10,229 --> 00:03:11,508 (all)... make you improvise. 73 00:03:11,510 --> 00:03:13,363 You have every luxury hotel with speed dial, 74 00:03:13,365 --> 00:03:15,505 and I take photos of my videos in an active coffee shop. 75 00:03:15,507 --> 00:03:17,426 Vanilla flax latte for Sandra! 76 00:03:17,428 --> 00:03:19,057 Here! 77 00:03:19,059 --> 00:03:20,658 You don't spend three years making travel videos 78 00:03:20,660 --> 00:03:22,224 in Europe without getting to find out some hotel managers. 79 00:03:22,226 --> 00:03:23,952 Yes, and you didn't create it a start up travel agent. 80 00:03:23,954 --> 00:03:26,768 Global Concierge. 81 00:03:26,770 --> 00:03:28,113 Ugh, global concierge, 82 00:03:28,115 --> 00:03:29,745 without it being more than a few. 83 00:03:29,747 --> 00:03:32,273 84 00:03:32,275 --> 00:03:33,648 What I'm saying is that you can associate a girl. 85 00:03:33,650 --> 00:03:35,184 Wait, what's the reason why you called? 86 00:03:35,186 --> 00:03:36,174 - No! - No. 87 00:03:36,176 --> 00:03:37,999 We want to know if it came. 88 00:03:38,001 --> 00:03:40,431 Do you mean this? 89 00:03:40,433 --> 00:03:42,063 - (chuckles) - Aaah! 90 00:03:42,065 --> 00:03:43,950 Yay, what do we celebrate? 91 00:03:43,952 --> 00:03:45,870 Take a bow, Robert. 92 00:03:45,872 --> 00:03:49,069 I want to thank the Academy and my husband, Anderson Cooper. 93 00:03:49,071 --> 00:03:51,149 I still can't believe you have a passport less than a week 94 00:03:51,151 --> 00:03:53,005 Who knows the State Department is in Grindr? 95 00:03:53,007 --> 00:03:54,316 Dinging runs on the trolley. 96 00:03:54,318 --> 00:03:55,756 That makes sense. 97 00:03:55,758 --> 00:03:57,485 And Josh still doesn't know? 98 00:03:57,487 --> 00:04:00,012 No! I clean the date with his company, 99 00:04:00,014 --> 00:04:02,091 book flights, even double-dipped at some discounts 100 00:04:02,093 --> 00:04:03,307 because we have a different last name. 101 00:04:03,309 --> 00:04:05,099 I planned it perfectly. 102 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:06,441 Except, you forgot to check 103 00:04:06,443 --> 00:04:08,169 if your boyfriend's passport expires. 104 00:04:08,171 --> 00:04:10,122 That's why I have Robert. 105 00:04:10,124 --> 00:04:12,040 Do you confirm Athena Wainwrights flights? 106 00:04:12,042 --> 00:04:13,512 Oh, Ames, about five minutes ago. 107 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,528 I even made them Groupon for Aeropostale 108 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:16,776 You mean Acropolis, right? 109 00:04:16,778 --> 00:04:20,231 Your trip with Josh will be amazing! 110 00:04:20,233 --> 00:04:21,607 This will be perfect, Amy. 111 00:04:21,609 --> 00:04:23,719 You can be cold come out and focus on seeing 112 00:04:23,721 --> 00:04:25,320 all your favorite places in the world 113 00:04:25,322 --> 00:04:26,662 With your favorite man in the world! 114 00:04:26,664 --> 00:04:27,878 Barf! 115 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:29,127 Sounds very cheap, 116 00:04:29,129 --> 00:04:31,270 but it's amazing that I don't care! 117 00:04:31,272 --> 00:04:33,191 And Josh always talks about proposing 118 00:04:33,193 --> 00:04:35,750 in front of the fountain where grandparents meet. 119 00:04:35,752 --> 00:04:36,741 Have I told you about that? 120 00:04:36,743 --> 00:04:38,405 (all) Only ten times. 121 00:04:38,407 --> 00:04:39,909 I hope he can take the instructions. 122 00:04:39,911 --> 00:04:41,828 - Men can be so unconscious. - You told me. 123 00:04:41,830 --> 00:04:44,260 I remind him of dinner Tonight, and he tried to pretend 124 00:04:44,262 --> 00:04:46,084 he has something very important planned, 125 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,780 But I'm pretty sure he just forgot. 126 00:04:47,782 --> 00:04:50,371 Or maybe he is planning a a little surprise for himself. 127 00:04:50,373 --> 00:04:52,196 No. 128 00:04:52,198 --> 00:04:53,923 Do you think? 129 00:04:53,925 --> 00:04:55,906 Oh, but he knows I hate surprises. 130 00:04:55,908 --> 00:04:58,051 Honey, you've cashed in thousands of dollars 131 00:04:58,053 --> 00:04:59,810 and dozens of favors for this trip. 132 00:04:59,812 --> 00:05:02,594 Within a month, I'd better see two carats, or a new man. 133 00:05:02,596 --> 00:05:04,480 Oh, my God, I want to plan your wedding. 134 00:05:04,482 --> 00:05:06,337 - Ew, no! - Absolutely not! 135 00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,873 Okay, alright, alright. 136 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:10,143 Let's not progress from ourselves. 137 00:05:10,145 --> 00:05:12,448 At the moment, I just have to focus on dinner on time 138 00:05:12,450 --> 00:05:13,919 You mean five minutes ago? 139 00:05:13,921 --> 00:05:15,391 Bullshit, yeah. Robert... 140 00:05:15,393 --> 00:05:16,290 It's Uber-ing. 141 00:05:23,521 --> 00:05:24,990 Oh, I'm sorry I'm late. 142 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:26,142 Oh, um... 143 00:05:26,144 --> 00:05:29,500 I just finished your surprise. 144 00:05:29,502 --> 00:05:31,357 Amy Tyler, late for something. 145 00:05:31,359 --> 00:05:32,700 Revelation is near. 146 00:05:32,702 --> 00:05:35,099 For our birthdays, angry pants. 147 00:05:35,101 --> 00:05:36,603 Yeah, Amy, about that, um... 148 00:05:36,605 --> 00:05:38,043 Can I tell you what your surprise is? 149 00:05:38,045 --> 00:05:39,131 Well, I think we really need... 150 00:05:39,133 --> 00:05:40,251 And I can't keep secrets so... 151 00:05:40,253 --> 00:05:41,853 Amy! Just... 152 00:05:43,293 --> 00:05:45,181 Yeah, I'll only give you two minutes. 153 00:05:48,540 --> 00:05:53,752 Amy, you're a great girl, and we have fun... 154 00:05:53,754 --> 00:05:55,385 But this doesn't sound very pleasant. 155 00:05:55,387 --> 00:05:57,240 I just feel like things move too fast 156 00:05:57,242 --> 00:05:58,777 We have been dating for two years. 157 00:05:58,779 --> 00:06:00,568 - I know. - We live together. 158 00:06:00,570 --> 00:06:02,071 Exactly. 159 00:06:02,073 --> 00:06:03,382 I'm just not ready yet This kind of commitment. 160 00:06:03,384 --> 00:06:05,399 Well... I'm not saying it 161 00:06:05,401 --> 00:06:06,422 we must marry now. 162 00:06:06,424 --> 00:06:07,831 Oh, thank God. 163 00:06:07,833 --> 00:06:09,942 (chuckles) great! Good. 164 00:06:09,944 --> 00:06:11,959 No, I'm glad we The same page with this, 165 00:06:11,961 --> 00:06:13,494 because I feel you always make 166 00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:15,605 this is great, romantic gestures and wants to spend 167 00:06:15,607 --> 00:06:17,046 all this time and money together. 168 00:06:17,048 --> 00:06:20,376 And I just don't want to do it again. 169 00:06:22,518 --> 00:06:24,307 I see... 170 00:06:24,309 --> 00:06:25,909 Ahh. Good. 171 00:06:25,911 --> 00:06:27,988 Wow! Heh. 172 00:06:27,990 --> 00:06:31,411 Eh, it works better than I thought it would. 173 00:06:31,413 --> 00:06:33,206 What do you want to talk about? 174 00:06:34,997 --> 00:06:37,745 I booked us... a two-week trip to Europe for our anniversary 175 00:06:37,747 --> 00:06:40,689 What? Are you... Are you crazy? 176 00:06:40,691 --> 00:06:42,001 I... I can't take two weeks off. 177 00:06:42,003 --> 00:06:43,664 No, I clean it with your boss. 178 00:06:43,666 --> 00:06:44,850 Do you talk to Mike behind my back? 179 00:06:44,852 --> 00:06:46,672 That's how surprises work. 180 00:06:46,674 --> 00:06:48,432 What will I do in Europe for two weeks? 181 00:06:48,434 --> 00:06:50,383 You like Europe. 182 00:06:50,385 --> 00:06:52,399 You study abroad in Amsterdam. 183 00:06:52,401 --> 00:06:54,031 We meet dancing in Ibiza. 184 00:06:54,033 --> 00:06:55,664 You always want Propose in a fountain 185 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,911 where your grandparents meet 186 00:06:56,913 --> 00:06:59,054 Amy, I said so to, like, our third date. 187 00:06:59,056 --> 00:07:00,622 I think it's romantic. 188 00:07:00,624 --> 00:07:01,998 I thought it would make me lie down. 189 00:07:02,000 --> 00:07:04,560 Just going to take another around, not in a hurry 190 00:07:06,671 --> 00:07:09,357 Well, I hope I know that before I fall in love with you. 191 00:07:09,359 --> 00:07:11,725 I hope I know that before we move together. 192 00:07:11,727 --> 00:07:13,932 And I really wish I knew that 193 00:07:13,934 --> 00:07:15,499 before I order we cannot be returned 194 00:07:15,501 --> 00:07:18,123 two weeks trip to Europe for our anniversary 195 00:07:18,125 --> 00:07:20,363 Amy, I think vacation is a good idea. 196 00:07:20,365 --> 00:07:22,253 You know, maybe... 197 00:07:24,749 --> 00:07:27,082 ... from one person to another. 198 00:07:27,084 --> 00:07:28,778 Did you break up with me? 199 00:07:28,780 --> 00:07:29,834 No! 200 00:07:29,836 --> 00:07:32,137 I mean... 201 00:07:32,139 --> 00:07:34,057 if that's what you want 202 00:07:34,059 --> 00:07:35,656 What I want is with someone 203 00:07:35,658 --> 00:07:37,897 who sees the future with me 204 00:07:37,899 --> 00:07:39,307 I'm not a fortune teller, Amy. 205 00:07:41,513 --> 00:07:44,199 Well, at least I've started packing. 206 00:07:44,201 --> 00:07:45,994 Amy, wait. 207 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:49,510 What will you do with that ticket? 208 00:07:49,512 --> 00:07:52,486 So maybe I can get it exchanged for another time? 209 00:07:52,488 --> 00:07:54,341 (Marcie) I will butt the ass! 210 00:07:54,343 --> 00:07:55,878 (Sandra) Amy, you can stay as long as you need 211 00:07:55,880 --> 00:07:57,572 Why don't you make him move? 212 00:07:57,574 --> 00:07:59,110 Eff, I ordered pizza. 213 00:07:59,112 --> 00:08:01,187 We have got it. You already Still have to go, Ames. 214 00:08:01,189 --> 00:08:03,845 I will kill to see Turkey! Really a murdered corpse. 215 00:08:03,847 --> 00:08:05,027 The girl has just been dumped. 216 00:08:05,029 --> 00:08:06,147 What will he do in Turkey? 217 00:08:06,149 --> 00:08:07,683 Well, we don't know the name yet. 218 00:08:07,685 --> 00:08:09,091 Marcie is right 219 00:08:09,093 --> 00:08:10,690 I can't go anywhere right now. 220 00:08:10,692 --> 00:08:12,931 I don't even have a place to live. 221 00:08:12,933 --> 00:08:15,107 That is a stupid idea. 222 00:08:15,109 --> 00:08:17,026 Amy, you fell, like, thousands of this trip 223 00:08:17,028 --> 00:08:18,241 Your own money 224 00:08:18,243 --> 00:08:19,201 At least give me the ticket. 225 00:08:19,203 --> 00:08:20,609 You don't understand 226 00:08:20,611 --> 00:08:22,208 They cannot be transferred. 227 00:08:22,210 --> 00:08:24,257 Our name is above everything 228 00:08:24,259 --> 00:08:27,489 Flight tickets, hotels, tours, even dinner reservations 229 00:08:27,491 --> 00:08:29,024 I can't go without him. 230 00:08:29,026 --> 00:08:31,839 Amy, I'm very sorry, 231 00:08:31,841 --> 00:08:33,183 but we are your girls, okay 232 00:08:33,185 --> 00:08:35,071 - And we are here for you - for what? Can we do adhesive-free crust? I'm doing something. 233 00:08:35,073 --> 00:08:36,862 Next time Josh Merit park anywhere, 234 00:08:36,864 --> 00:08:39,103 I will be there to turn off the meter 235 00:08:39,105 --> 00:08:41,373 and ticket butt. 236 00:08:41,375 --> 00:08:42,718 Wait, can you do that? 237 00:08:42,720 --> 00:08:44,157 But you have to forget him, okay? 238 00:08:44,159 --> 00:08:45,341 Forget this trip. 239 00:08:45,343 --> 00:08:46,652 - (telephone alerts) - Maybe it's him! 240 00:08:46,654 --> 00:08:48,284 What part of "bring him damn phone from him" 241 00:08:48,286 --> 00:08:50,301 do you not understand 242 00:08:50,303 --> 00:08:51,516 Please, he is too conscious to drink a dial. 243 00:08:51,518 --> 00:08:52,957 Bitch, you're not a Breathalyzer. 244 00:08:52,959 --> 00:08:54,363 He changes the status of our relationship. 245 00:08:54,365 --> 00:08:56,283 - What ?! - Ouch. 246 00:08:56,285 --> 00:08:57,692 He registered himself as a single, 247 00:08:57,694 --> 00:08:59,003 So now I say I'm single. 248 00:08:59,005 --> 00:09:01,629 249 00:09:03,356 --> 00:09:04,538 I think it's official. 250 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:05,722 And it's not official when he refuses 251 00:09:05,724 --> 00:09:07,354 all paid-expenses holidays? 252 00:09:07,356 --> 00:09:09,369 Yes, at least he has to do it take him in two weeks 253 00:09:09,371 --> 00:09:11,194 and get a free trip and a sex vacation from it. 254 00:09:11,196 --> 00:09:12,536 - What? - Girl, I'm gon... 255 00:09:12,538 --> 00:09:14,104 He changes his profile photo. 256 00:09:14,106 --> 00:09:15,064 Sandra, I need your computer. 257 00:09:15,066 --> 00:09:16,312 No, Amy, calm down. 258 00:09:16,314 --> 00:09:17,879 What about new girls? 259 00:09:17,881 --> 00:09:19,096 New images won't load on my phone. 260 00:09:19,098 --> 00:09:20,088 Girl, take the instructions! 261 00:09:20,090 --> 00:09:21,559 Good! Okay, grabby. 262 00:09:21,561 --> 00:09:22,808 Pizza to you, then. 263 00:09:22,810 --> 00:09:24,919 Why can't I find it here? 264 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:26,712 Is he blocking me ?! 265 00:09:26,714 --> 00:09:27,830 Breathing. 266 00:09:27,832 --> 00:09:29,271 This goes to my profile. 267 00:09:29,273 --> 00:09:30,391 I'm not a friend with an A 268 00:09:30,393 --> 00:09:31,511 hole formally known as your girlfriend. 269 00:09:31,513 --> 00:09:33,110 Okay, just look for him. 270 00:09:33,112 --> 00:09:35,253 And after you're done, we can go to the club 271 00:09:35,255 --> 00:09:38,070 He changed the picture, so I don't know which one he is. 272 00:09:38,072 --> 00:09:40,884 Whoa, at least there must be a dozen Josh Merits here. 273 00:09:40,886 --> 00:09:42,835 Well, I think this is him. 274 00:09:42,837 --> 00:09:45,011 Okay, look? There is no new girl 275 00:09:45,013 --> 00:09:46,516 Only a group of douche-nozzles shoot 276 00:09:46,518 --> 00:09:48,564 Wait, no, come back! 277 00:09:48,566 --> 00:09:50,035 No, here it is, Sandra. 278 00:09:50,037 --> 00:09:51,827 We don't need to see a bunch of random people. 279 00:09:51,829 --> 00:09:52,915 Yes, you do 280 00:09:52,917 --> 00:09:54,290 - Huh? - What? 281 00:09:54,292 --> 00:09:57,266 You need a new Josh Merit. 282 00:09:57,268 --> 00:09:58,609 Now, I know you don't think 283 00:09:58,611 --> 00:10:00,434 what I think you think 284 00:10:00,436 --> 00:10:02,833 Honestly, here it is The best idea I've ever had. 285 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:05,169 (chuckles) No, no, no. 286 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:06,257 Absolutely not! 287 00:10:06,259 --> 00:10:07,024 Come on! 288 00:10:07,026 --> 00:10:08,336 The best way for more than one person 289 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:09,743 is to get above the others. 290 00:10:09,745 --> 00:10:10,992 This time, this is a good plan. 291 00:10:10,994 --> 00:10:12,527 I mean, think about it. 292 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,031 You have been prepaid for two weeks 293 00:10:14,033 --> 00:10:16,431 dream vacation with Josh Merit. 294 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:18,671 You can't change the ticket, But you can change the guy. 295 00:10:18,673 --> 00:10:20,303 This is ridiculous. 296 00:10:20,305 --> 00:10:21,709 This way, you can take care of your trip, 297 00:10:21,711 --> 00:10:24,494 your plan, and maybe even find a rebound. 298 00:10:24,496 --> 00:10:26,509 You don't need to worry about saying the wrong name 299 00:10:26,511 --> 00:10:29,165 I don't bring foreigners to Europe! 300 00:10:29,167 --> 00:10:30,732 Is that not what you do to make a living? 301 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,077 Well, what if he crept in total? Hmm? 302 00:10:32,079 --> 00:10:33,708 or knife-stabber. 303 00:10:33,710 --> 00:10:35,883 This is the reason that I stopped making videos 304 00:10:35,885 --> 00:10:37,932 and dealing with other people's trips. 305 00:10:37,934 --> 00:10:40,715 People are unpredictable. 306 00:10:40,717 --> 00:10:42,283 Like Josh. 307 00:10:42,285 --> 00:10:43,401 (customer chatting) 308 00:10:43,403 --> 00:10:44,586 Good. 309 00:10:44,588 --> 00:10:46,185 Do you want to list the pros and cons? 310 00:10:46,187 --> 00:10:47,177 No. 311 00:10:47,179 --> 00:10:48,329 But you like the list of pros and cons. 312 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:50,314 - I do - Good. 313 00:10:50,316 --> 00:10:52,842 You can revive Amy's Adventures. 314 00:10:52,844 --> 00:10:54,760 I haven't been volume for years. 315 00:10:54,762 --> 00:10:56,585 - Meet new people! - I hate people. 316 00:10:56,587 --> 00:10:58,023 Well, we will check the background. 317 00:10:58,025 --> 00:10:59,465 Make sure you are safe 318 00:10:59,467 --> 00:11:00,615 You parking enforcer officer. 319 00:11:00,617 --> 00:11:01,895 I still work for the country. 320 00:11:01,897 --> 00:11:03,495 And we can find out where these people hang out 321 00:11:03,497 --> 00:11:05,224 and go window shopping. 322 00:11:05,226 --> 00:11:07,750 I can't just write a group of random people online. 323 00:11:07,752 --> 00:11:09,447 What will I say? 324 00:11:09,449 --> 00:11:10,757 "Hi, we've never met, 325 00:11:10,759 --> 00:11:12,646 " But you have won a free trip to Europe! 326 00:11:12,648 --> 00:11:14,438 "Also, there is a Nigerian prince 327 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:16,196 with attractive financial opportunities. " 328 00:11:16,198 --> 00:11:18,085 Who will refuse a free trip? 329 00:11:18,087 --> 00:11:20,197 Better yet, offer them deals on tickets 330 00:11:20,199 --> 00:11:21,668 and make some of your money back. 331 00:11:21,670 --> 00:11:22,853 What am I, social life 332 00:11:22,855 --> 00:11:24,067 No, you are" Living Single. " 333 00:11:24,069 --> 00:11:25,540 All you have to do 334 00:11:25,542 --> 00:11:27,652 is to write a few Josh Merits. 335 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:28,900 We will take care of the rest. 336 00:11:28,902 --> 00:11:30,915 Guys, come on. 337 00:11:30,917 --> 00:11:32,290 Do you really expect me? 338 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,370 for contact everyone on the Internet 339 00:11:34,372 --> 00:11:35,489 with my former name? 340 00:11:35,491 --> 00:11:36,961 No! 341 00:11:36,963 --> 00:11:38,977 Only funny. 342 00:11:38,979 --> 00:11:40,292 I heard it! 343 00:11:43,779 --> 00:11:45,760 - Where do we start? - Yes! 344 00:11:45,762 --> 00:11:47,008 ♪♪ 345 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:49,024 (Marcie) You don't waste time. Yes, this might be a bad idea. Uh, ddd... no 346 00:11:49,026 --> 00:11:50,399 - Hold! - No no. 347 00:11:50,401 --> 00:11:51,519 That's it. 348 00:11:51,521 --> 00:11:52,574 349 00:11:52,576 --> 00:11:53,856 350 00:11:53,858 --> 00:11:55,870 - (Marcie) who is - our first Josh Merit. 351 00:11:55,872 --> 00:11:57,695 I noted that I was looking for Josh Merit's book on my program, the internet finish the rest 352 00:11:57,697 --> 00:12:00,126 You can find anyone. 353 00:12:00,128 --> 00:12:01,470 Except for sponsors for the YouTube channel. 354 00:12:01,472 --> 00:12:03,102 Focus, woman. 355 00:12:03,104 --> 00:12:04,413 He is 30 years old musician from Tennessee 356 00:12:04,415 --> 00:12:05,981 with a body like Ryan Lochte 357 00:12:05,983 --> 00:12:07,229 and sounds that sound like rainbows. 358 00:12:07,231 --> 00:12:08,285 He is the definition of rebound, 359 00:12:08,287 --> 00:12:10,621 and he stands there. 360 00:12:10,623 --> 00:12:11,867 Women and women, 361 00:12:11,869 --> 00:12:13,148 please welcome our first contestant, Josh Merit. 362 00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:16,317 How old is the photo? 363 00:12:17,853 --> 00:12:19,707 Girl, if you don't go there, I'll do it. 364 00:12:19,709 --> 00:12:22,013 I... I... I can do it! 365 00:12:24,251 --> 00:12:26,074 OH GOD! Josh... 366 00:12:26,076 --> 00:12:27,833 - Yeah, Abby? - I love you. 367 00:12:27,835 --> 00:12:29,337 Yes. 368 00:12:29,339 --> 00:12:30,426 369 00:12:30,428 --> 00:12:32,792 Will you play "Fall" tonight? 370 00:12:32,794 --> 00:12:34,105 Yes, I think I can make it happen. 371 00:12:34,107 --> 00:12:36,631 (screams and laughter) 372 00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:38,392 Can we take pictures together? 373 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:39,480 Can you? 374 00:12:39,482 --> 00:12:41,240 Uh... 375 00:12:41,242 --> 00:12:42,519 At three, say, 376 00:12:42,521 --> 00:12:44,823 "I was wrong to pay attention to love." 377 00:12:44,825 --> 00:12:46,519 (click camera) 378 00:12:46,521 --> 00:12:47,990 OK. 379 00:12:47,992 --> 00:12:49,365 I'm your biggest fan 380 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,326 See you after the show, Josh. 381 00:12:50,328 --> 00:12:51,737 Yeah, okay, thank you 382 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:55,924 Sorry about that Are you... 383 00:12:55,926 --> 00:12:57,237 Do you want a photo? 384 00:12:57,239 --> 00:12:58,548 Oh God, no, heh. 385 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,955 - I'm sorry. - no, okay 386 00:12:59,957 --> 00:13:01,587 This... so cool. 387 00:13:01,589 --> 00:13:04,467 I personally prefer being heard and not seen 388 00:13:04,469 --> 00:13:06,675 So how long have you been playing? 389 00:13:06,677 --> 00:13:08,499 Oh, wow, you really didn't come here 390 00:13:08,501 --> 00:13:09,714 to hear me playing music, right? 391 00:13:09,716 --> 00:13:12,498 No, I'm sorry. 392 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,843 No, no, don't worry. 393 00:13:13,845 --> 00:13:16,274 This, uh, this is actually refreshing. 394 00:13:16,276 --> 00:13:17,905 And who knows? 395 00:13:17,907 --> 00:13:19,825 Maybe Josh Merit can do it fans from you tonight 396 00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,672 Yes, you have to work really hard 397 00:13:22,674 --> 00:13:25,775 to make me a fan of Josh Merit now. 398 00:13:25,777 --> 00:13:27,887 You know, um, I'm usually surrounded by 399 00:13:27,889 --> 00:13:30,639 by fans or crazy people. 400 00:13:30,641 --> 00:13:33,999 But nice to meet, You know, someone like you. 401 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:34,897 (chuckles) 402 00:13:36,241 --> 00:13:37,550 You know, sometimes I just fantasize 403 00:13:37,552 --> 00:13:39,470 about just traveling 404 00:13:39,472 --> 00:13:42,222 You know, just... stay away from everything. 405 00:13:42,224 --> 00:13:44,045 Well, that's... so funny You have to mention that 406 00:13:44,047 --> 00:13:46,541 Because, um, this is crazy, actually. 407 00:13:46,543 --> 00:13:48,844 This is, like, the weirdest thing I've done my whole life... 408 00:13:48,846 --> 00:13:50,379 (man) Put your hands together 409 00:13:50,381 --> 00:13:52,812 for Josh Merit who is very talented! 410 00:13:52,814 --> 00:13:54,316 - (applause and applause) - That's my sign 411 00:13:54,318 --> 00:13:57,259 Um, thank you accidentally coming tonight 412 00:13:57,261 --> 00:14:01,034 And whoever you are actually looking for is a lucky person 413 00:14:01,036 --> 00:14:03,083 Come on, San Francisco! 414 00:14:03,085 --> 00:14:05,194 We can do better than that! 415 00:14:05,196 --> 00:14:07,148 (applause and applause) 416 00:14:09,131 --> 00:14:11,497 Yes, I can't ask for it yet. 417 00:14:11,499 --> 00:14:13,000 - Uh, but he's good. - That is good. 418 00:14:13,002 --> 00:14:16,360 ... and this is Josh Merit and Paper Heart Band. 419 00:14:16,362 --> 00:14:18,375 - She's funny. - He is very funny And this first song is dedicated to new fans. 420 00:14:18,377 --> 00:14:23,367 He, uh... might not know. 421 00:14:23,369 --> 00:14:27,366 ♪♪ 422 00:14:27,368 --> 00:14:28,998 ♪ You have ♪ 423 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:33,285 ♪ You have beautiful ♪ 424 00:14:33,287 --> 00:14:38,949 (growling) ♪ The face of murder, ah ♪ 425 00:14:38,951 --> 00:14:42,819 ♪ Face Murder ♪ 426 00:14:42,821 --> 00:14:46,339 427 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:51,298 ♪ Blood in your eyes and poison in your smile ♪ 428 00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:52,770 ♪ Kill! Kill! ♪ 429 00:14:52,772 --> 00:14:55,137 Dear Josh, you don't know me, 430 00:14:55,139 --> 00:14:59,426 But I'm weird situation and need your help 431 00:14:59,428 --> 00:15:01,859 ♪♪ 432 00:15:05,250 --> 00:15:08,127 My ex-boyfriend is also named Josh Merit. 433 00:15:08,129 --> 00:15:09,759 And before we break up, 434 00:15:09,761 --> 00:15:12,192 I order a non-refundable vacation under his name. 435 00:15:12,194 --> 00:15:16,862 ♪ For some strange reason I can't let go of my mind ♪ 436 00:15:16,864 --> 00:15:18,685 ♪♪ 437 00:15:18,687 --> 00:15:21,118 So, I'm curious if you are interested 438 00:15:21,120 --> 00:15:23,902 in unbound form, platonic trip to Europe 439 00:15:23,904 --> 00:15:25,916 for a fraction of the ticket price. 440 00:15:25,918 --> 00:15:27,996 ♪ Alright, I think we will do it only this one chalk ♪ 441 00:15:27,998 --> 00:15:31,999 ♪ For other fools who are stupid ♪ 442 00:15:34,174 --> 00:15:35,579 ♪ Because the night falls ♪ 443 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:39,963 ♪ And I think you're not good for me ♪ 444 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:41,817 ♪♪ 445 00:15:41,819 --> 00:15:46,620 ♪ But I keep falling your love in the morning ♪ 446 00:15:48,604 --> 00:15:51,705 ♪ As the sun burns the sky ♪ 447 00:15:51,707 --> 00:15:54,682 ♪ I just came crawling ♪ 448 00:15:56,729 --> 00:16:01,110 ♪ But I keep falling your love in the morning ♪ 449 00:16:01,112 --> 00:16:03,414 If you are interested and have a valid passport, 450 00:16:03,416 --> 00:16:05,207 write me back as soon as possible, 451 00:16:05,209 --> 00:16:07,062 and I will provide further details. 452 00:16:07,064 --> 00:16:09,112 Thank you, Amy. 453 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,629 ♪ When morning arrives ♪ 454 00:16:12,631 --> 00:16:17,557 ♪ Well, I keep falling ♪ 455 00:16:17,559 --> 00:16:19,316 (Sandra) Ugh, where is he? 456 00:16:19,318 --> 00:16:20,564 I thought you said he was here. 457 00:16:20,566 --> 00:16:22,068 (Amy) This is tiring. 458 00:16:22,070 --> 00:16:23,892 Now I really need a vacation. 459 00:16:23,894 --> 00:16:25,492 Look, it's been almost a week, Amy. 460 00:16:25,494 --> 00:16:27,155 We are not looking for your soul mate, 461 00:16:27,157 --> 00:16:29,682 only twice to get you check into the airport and hotel 462 00:16:29,684 --> 00:16:33,075 Well, this last candidate is Joshua Merit. 463 00:16:33,077 --> 00:16:35,154 He is from Minnesota. 464 00:16:35,156 --> 00:16:36,976 He gets his master at UCLA, 465 00:16:36,978 --> 00:16:39,568 teach kindergarten until the last week with state deduction, 466 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,288 do not have criminal records and type O positive blood. 467 00:16:42,290 --> 00:16:43,472 Well, that's a deal breaker. 468 00:16:43,474 --> 00:16:45,071 You know he likes type A men. 469 00:16:45,073 --> 00:16:47,119 How do you find all this information? 470 00:16:47,121 --> 00:16:48,143 You can find anything on the Internet. 471 00:16:48,145 --> 00:16:49,103 Very? How big is... 472 00:16:49,105 --> 00:16:50,864 Stop! I swear you guys more invested Live my love from me. 473 00:16:50,866 --> 00:16:52,942 Wait, I think that's it! 474 00:16:52,944 --> 00:16:55,026 He looks very sad. 475 00:16:57,009 --> 00:16:59,022 Well, he just lost his job. 476 00:16:59,024 --> 00:17:00,429 And he rides a scooter. 477 00:17:00,431 --> 00:17:01,997 478 00:17:01,999 --> 00:17:03,949 (Amy) I can't really say what it looks like 479 00:17:03,951 --> 00:17:05,485 Well, all I can say from here is that he has 480 00:17:05,487 --> 00:17:08,172 race horse horse buttocks. 481 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,132 Wait, he looks here! 482 00:17:09,134 --> 00:17:10,508 Oh well. 483 00:17:10,510 --> 00:17:12,364 What are you doing? 484 00:17:12,366 --> 00:17:14,411 He doesn't know what you are Similar to crazy pants. 485 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:17,162 Okay, your flight departs in 24 hours, Amy. 486 00:17:17,164 --> 00:17:18,314 You can't choose. 487 00:17:18,316 --> 00:17:19,787 Maybe I can't go. 488 00:17:19,789 --> 00:17:22,122 No! He replied and replied He said he was interested. 489 00:17:22,124 --> 00:17:24,777 We have seen every Josh Merit in the city. 490 00:17:24,779 --> 00:17:25,898 This will be done by Josh 491 00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,082 And if it doesn't work, 492 00:17:27,084 --> 00:17:28,906 You can give him return the ticket then meet 493 00:17:28,908 --> 00:17:30,474 some mysterious foreigners who doesn't speak English 494 00:17:30,476 --> 00:17:33,352 But makes you orgasm in five languages. 495 00:17:33,354 --> 00:17:35,338 - (sighs) - I am worried about you. 496 00:17:36,587 --> 00:17:38,119 - Me too. - Good... 497 00:17:38,121 --> 00:17:40,934 Fifty Nuances of Dirty This is correct. 498 00:17:40,936 --> 00:17:42,951 You need this, Amy. 499 00:17:42,953 --> 00:17:45,223 Anyway, whatever Josh you take you to Europe better than you have. 500 00:17:45,225 --> 00:17:46,887 ♪♪ 501 00:17:46,889 --> 00:17:49,704 Uh oh. Oh, eh, Josh? 502 00:18:18,819 --> 00:18:22,208 I still think I should go with Personal Trainer Josh. 503 00:18:22,210 --> 00:18:24,064 Well, this is the only who said yes to my offer, okay? 504 00:18:24,066 --> 00:18:26,431 Wow, even my standard is higher than that. 505 00:18:26,433 --> 00:18:28,672 Josh is single, drug free, 506 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,624 and as far as we know, is not a knife-knife. 507 00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:32,000 Good? We are lucky he said yes. 508 00:18:32,002 --> 00:18:34,111 That is an impressive trust for anyone a man from the Bay Area, whatever his name is. 509 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,766 I mean, if the country believes it he is to teach children, 510 00:18:36,768 --> 00:18:38,719 I will trust it with you. 511 00:18:38,721 --> 00:18:39,933 512 00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:42,109 Not to mention, he has a valid passport. 513 00:18:42,111 --> 00:18:43,104 And a nice ass. 514 00:18:44,447 --> 00:18:46,493 What? This is important! 515 00:18:46,495 --> 00:18:48,572 Okay, remember we have to pretend like we have never seen before. 516 00:18:48,574 --> 00:18:50,332 So, put the sign back and play it. 517 00:18:50,334 --> 00:18:52,027 And, Sandra, try not to hit him. 518 00:18:52,029 --> 00:18:54,235 But how do I reject the unemployed, 519 00:18:54,237 --> 00:18:56,027 scooter-riding charm? 520 00:18:56,029 --> 00:18:58,490 Regardless of anything, I just want you to know 521 00:18:58,492 --> 00:19:00,122 I'm really proud of you, Amy. 522 00:19:00,124 --> 00:19:02,490 I mean, you could just stay in a sulky house 523 00:19:02,492 --> 00:19:05,241 and miss on a trip for life, but not. 524 00:19:05,243 --> 00:19:06,426 I know. 525 00:19:06,428 --> 00:19:09,305 I mean, it's crazy, 526 00:19:09,307 --> 00:19:11,065 but I'm actually very happy with that. 527 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:13,177 And at least someone gets to use the ticket 528 00:19:13,179 --> 00:19:14,776 It seems like he really needs it. 529 00:19:14,778 --> 00:19:15,927 You know who really needs it... 530 00:19:15,929 --> 00:19:17,048 Wait, guys! I think this is him. 531 00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,230 Valid. 532 00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:21,014 ♪♪ (heavy metal music) 533 00:19:21,016 --> 00:19:23,832 ♪♪ 534 00:19:31,703 --> 00:19:33,112 (music slows down until it stops) 535 00:19:35,351 --> 00:19:36,980 Hey. Uh, sorry I'm late 536 00:19:36,982 --> 00:19:37,940 I am Joshua 537 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:39,381 "Josh." 538 00:19:39,383 --> 00:19:41,268 You can't be shaved? 539 00:19:41,270 --> 00:19:42,644 Or at least take a shower? 540 00:19:42,646 --> 00:19:43,924 Uh, sorry 541 00:19:43,926 --> 00:19:45,843 Think we will be on the plane for 12 hours. 542 00:19:45,845 --> 00:19:46,995 Don't worry about him. 543 00:19:46,997 --> 00:19:47,986 I don't mind the neck, huh. 544 00:19:47,988 --> 00:19:48,945 Thank you. 545 00:19:48,947 --> 00:19:50,739 Eh, Amy, I'm guessing? 546 00:19:50,741 --> 00:19:53,202 No, nice to meet you, Joshua. 547 00:19:53,204 --> 00:19:54,802 I'm Sandra 548 00:19:54,804 --> 00:19:58,642 Who will stay here, with me 549 00:19:58,644 --> 00:20:00,881 This is Amy. 550 00:20:00,883 --> 00:20:02,256 Hi, Amy. 551 00:20:02,258 --> 00:20:04,911 I mean... I'm Amy. 552 00:20:04,913 --> 00:20:07,631 Hi, Amy. Uh, Jo... 553 00:20:07,633 --> 00:20:08,848 Eh, we've done that. 554 00:20:08,850 --> 00:20:10,735 Um, can I help you with your bag? 555 00:20:10,737 --> 00:20:13,358 Eh, do you have a bag? 556 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:14,895 Uh, don't have a lot of head-ups, 557 00:20:14,897 --> 00:20:17,294 so just throw everything in the backpack and left. 558 00:20:17,296 --> 00:20:19,118 Have you ever tried a rolling bag? 559 00:20:19,120 --> 00:20:21,422 Have you ever tried not micromanaging someone else? 560 00:20:21,424 --> 00:20:23,437 OK, Joshua. 561 00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:24,909 Look, the problem is, Amy is here, 562 00:20:24,911 --> 00:20:26,284 he calls all shots 563 00:20:26,286 --> 00:20:27,724 Except in the bedroom. 564 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:28,811 Then he likes a little dominance, 565 00:20:28,813 --> 00:20:29,771 and the safe word is "stop". 566 00:20:29,773 --> 00:20:30,987 Guys... 567 00:20:30,989 --> 00:20:32,971 Everything is in your two names, 568 00:20:32,973 --> 00:20:34,859 so if you can't play well, you might as well go now 569 00:20:34,861 --> 00:20:36,459 or you will limp later. 570 00:20:36,461 --> 00:20:37,643 You don't have to play well with me. 571 00:20:37,645 --> 00:20:38,762 I limp away. 572 00:20:38,764 --> 00:20:40,650 - seriously? - Wow, heh. 573 00:20:40,652 --> 00:20:43,403 Maybe I have to return me the ticket is now to maintain security, huh? 574 00:20:43,405 --> 00:20:44,554 Sure! 575 00:20:44,556 --> 00:20:45,930 And if you don't mind waiting 576 00:20:45,932 --> 00:20:47,145 until at least Sunday to lull me 577 00:20:47,147 --> 00:20:48,360 I've passed it once this week 578 00:20:48,362 --> 00:20:51,081 Good? Everyone is happy 579 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,873 Great. This is your boarding pass 580 00:20:52,875 --> 00:20:54,791 I'm glad you came, I will See you on the plane. 581 00:20:54,793 --> 00:20:56,519 Amy... 582 00:20:56,521 --> 00:20:58,151 (Announcement of PA is unclear) 583 00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,454 Is he okay? 584 00:21:00,456 --> 00:21:03,302 Don't worry, she's a lot more friendly at 30,000 feet. 585 00:21:03,304 --> 00:21:05,414 And don't forget... there's a funny business, 586 00:21:05,416 --> 00:21:07,654 I will not be afraid to use this. 587 00:21:07,656 --> 00:21:09,029 Does it say Parking Enforcement? 588 00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:11,430 Just ride the damn plane! 589 00:21:11,432 --> 00:21:14,181 Okay, I need two lines! 590 00:21:14,183 --> 00:21:16,228 OK, ask for your documentation. 591 00:21:16,230 --> 00:21:17,188 I don't go anywhere. 592 00:21:17,190 --> 00:21:19,171 Next! 593 00:21:19,173 --> 00:21:20,515 Sir, go ahead, please. 594 00:21:20,517 --> 00:21:21,958 Sorry. This is, uh, earlier for me. 595 00:21:27,717 --> 00:21:29,219 Hmm... 596 00:21:29,221 --> 00:21:30,435 Name on your boarding pass 597 00:21:30,437 --> 00:21:32,418 does not match your passport name 598 00:21:32,420 --> 00:21:33,573 Uh... let me see 599 00:21:35,940 --> 00:21:38,337 No. There, "Josh Merit." 600 00:21:38,339 --> 00:21:41,216 Michael Joshua Merit said. 601 00:21:41,218 --> 00:21:43,553 Yes, so Michael Josh Merit. 602 00:21:43,555 --> 00:21:44,832 It doesn't fly. 603 00:21:44,834 --> 00:21:46,111 I mean, don't fly 604 00:21:46,113 --> 00:21:48,064 is actually not an option now, so... 605 00:21:48,066 --> 00:21:50,878 I will not allow you to go up with incorrect documentation 606 00:21:50,880 --> 00:21:52,734 Are you serious? 607 00:21:52,736 --> 00:21:54,719 There is nothing wrong with my documentation 608 00:21:54,721 --> 00:21:55,967 Do I look like a terrorist? 609 00:21:55,969 --> 00:21:58,142 You want to check my ass, see if there is something up there? 610 00:21:58,144 --> 00:21:59,102 Oh, I know there's something up there, 611 00:21:59,104 --> 00:22:00,221 But you want me to find out. 612 00:22:00,223 --> 00:22:01,980 Ah, you have to say it to everyone. 613 00:22:01,982 --> 00:22:03,868 I'm sorry. Is... is there a problem? 614 00:22:03,870 --> 00:22:05,949 Uh, yes, sun bear. 615 00:22:05,951 --> 00:22:09,051 Eh, you used the wrong name on the ticket. 616 00:22:09,053 --> 00:22:12,412 That's funny, I thought Josh Merit was right. 617 00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:13,660 Are you two traveling together? 618 00:22:13,662 --> 00:22:14,684 He does this all the time. 619 00:22:14,686 --> 00:22:16,508 - What am I? - Uh... 620 00:22:16,510 --> 00:22:18,650 - Josh is my middle name, pumpkin. - really 621 00:22:18,652 --> 00:22:19,706 You don't know your man's middle name? 622 00:22:19,708 --> 00:22:21,626 That is to say, really? 623 00:22:21,628 --> 00:22:23,578 That makes a difference? 624 00:22:23,580 --> 00:22:26,458 I have to ask two of you to step aside. 625 00:22:26,460 --> 00:22:28,217 I can't believe I can talk about this. 626 00:22:28,219 --> 00:22:29,208 What do you think? 627 00:22:29,210 --> 00:22:31,225 What are my parents thinking about? 628 00:22:31,227 --> 00:22:34,808 - Exactly. Michael is a terrible name. - Hey, my name is Michael 629 00:22:34,810 --> 00:22:36,567 Well, don't tell him that. He will go crazy. 630 00:22:36,569 --> 00:22:38,680 I should go with one of them other people I see. 631 00:22:38,682 --> 00:22:39,863 Well, that just hurts. 632 00:22:39,865 --> 00:22:41,046 Even men who handle drugs will be better than you! 633 00:22:41,048 --> 00:22:43,063 Ma'am, do you have something? do you want to state? 634 00:22:43,065 --> 00:22:45,525 Uh, Pookie-bear, let's make a good guy upset 635 00:22:45,527 --> 00:22:47,958 I just want to take a good trip to Europe - You have destroyed everything - Oh, sure, it's all my fault 636 00:22:47,960 --> 00:22:50,326 No matter what I do, no cares how hard I try, 637 00:22:50,328 --> 00:22:52,310 - nothing is right! - Nothing suits you? 638 00:22:52,312 --> 00:22:54,228 What about me? I just lost my job! 639 00:22:54,230 --> 00:22:55,925 I just want to go to Europe! 640 00:22:55,927 --> 00:22:58,515 I just want to help children! 641 00:22:58,517 --> 00:22:59,540 I will die alone! 642 00:22:59,542 --> 00:23:01,684 It's like you don't even know me! 643 00:23:01,686 --> 00:23:03,219 644 00:23:03,221 --> 00:23:04,500 Oh hell. Uhh! 645 00:23:04,502 --> 00:23:05,779 Come on, it's okay. 646 00:23:05,781 --> 00:23:07,123 Very? 647 00:23:07,125 --> 00:23:08,661 Thank you very much. 648 00:23:11,924 --> 00:23:13,202 You're crazy 649 00:23:13,204 --> 00:23:15,188 We are in therapy. 650 00:23:24,658 --> 00:23:26,674 See? It's not too bad. 651 00:23:29,458 --> 00:23:31,311 You go back there, by the way. 652 00:23:31,313 --> 00:23:33,358 Let's be clear... I won't let anything 653 00:23:33,360 --> 00:23:35,598 take this trip away from me, okay? 654 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,997 Good. 655 00:23:37,999 --> 00:23:40,717 Thank you, by the way. 656 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:42,221 For all. 657 00:23:42,223 --> 00:23:45,453 You don't know how bad I need this. 658 00:23:45,455 --> 00:23:47,724 Well... me too. 659 00:23:47,726 --> 00:23:50,572 So... thank you 660 00:23:50,574 --> 00:23:53,611 Uh, before I forget... 661 00:23:53,613 --> 00:23:56,206 this must cover half of my trip. 662 00:23:57,517 --> 00:23:58,987 That's very much, by the way. 663 00:23:58,989 --> 00:24:00,298 You are really lucky 664 00:24:00,300 --> 00:24:01,930 (booing) That's not luck. 665 00:24:01,932 --> 00:24:03,881 Need a lot of caution planning and scheduling 666 00:24:03,883 --> 00:24:05,066 Uh, excuse me, miss? 667 00:24:05,068 --> 00:24:06,600 Yes, sir, can I get something? 668 00:24:06,602 --> 00:24:08,072 Can I get scotch? and soda before taking off? 669 00:24:08,074 --> 00:24:09,032 Of course, sir. 670 00:24:09,034 --> 00:24:10,056 Thank you. 671 00:24:10,058 --> 00:24:13,032 (sighing and clearing the throat) 672 00:24:13,034 --> 00:24:14,695 What? 673 00:24:14,697 --> 00:24:16,424 It's a little earlier, right? 674 00:24:16,426 --> 00:24:20,550 Um... I think we go on vacation right? 675 00:24:20,552 --> 00:24:22,982 And did I mention, scotch is free? 676 00:24:22,984 --> 00:24:26,725 Look, um, this is really more back than a blinder. 677 00:24:26,727 --> 00:24:28,645 I only drink to calm my nerves. 678 00:24:28,647 --> 00:24:30,022 Well, it will really calm my nerves 679 00:24:30,024 --> 00:24:32,069 if I know I'm not traveling with alcoholics 680 00:24:32,071 --> 00:24:33,925 What are you, mormons? It's a drink! 681 00:24:33,927 --> 00:24:36,324 I don't know anything about you. 682 00:24:36,326 --> 00:24:39,269 Like, apparently, I didn't even know your real name, Michael! 683 00:24:39,271 --> 00:24:41,507 Look, no one has called me Michael since I was seven. 684 00:24:41,509 --> 00:24:43,300 - Uh, Michael? - What? 685 00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:44,706 Uh, your drink 686 00:24:44,708 --> 00:24:46,114 Thank you. Sorry. 687 00:24:46,116 --> 00:24:47,587 Enjoy. 688 00:24:47,589 --> 00:24:49,763 Fertile. 689 00:24:49,765 --> 00:24:51,361 Do you really know what, Miss? 690 00:24:51,363 --> 00:24:53,216 - Let's make it double. - Certain. 691 00:24:53,218 --> 00:24:54,273 Seriously? 692 00:24:54,275 --> 00:24:55,490 When in Rome. 693 00:24:55,492 --> 00:24:57,952 Look... this is fair 694 00:24:57,954 --> 00:25:00,385 a very sensitive time for me, 695 00:25:00,387 --> 00:25:01,855 and I need to know that you are not a creep. 696 00:25:01,857 --> 00:25:04,256 You approach me on the Internet! 697 00:25:04,258 --> 00:25:05,731 I think we walked past creepy. 698 00:25:07,265 --> 00:25:09,247 Do you want the return ticket? 699 00:25:09,249 --> 00:25:11,967 Good. 700 00:25:11,969 --> 00:25:13,277 When we land, 701 00:25:13,279 --> 00:25:15,869 You can only turn and immediately return home! 702 00:25:15,871 --> 00:25:17,856 Come on. Seriously? 703 00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:22,588 Good. 704 00:25:22,590 --> 00:25:24,605 If that will make you uncomfortable, 705 00:25:24,607 --> 00:25:25,790 I won't drink 706 00:25:26,911 --> 00:25:28,379 Thank you. 707 00:25:28,381 --> 00:25:30,302 Sorry. Mother won't let me 708 00:25:33,661 --> 00:25:35,322 (humming machine) 709 00:25:35,324 --> 00:25:36,315 (ping) 710 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,011 Oh my God. 711 00:25:38,013 --> 00:25:40,666 Good. Oh no. 712 00:25:40,668 --> 00:25:41,882 (click belt seatbelt) 713 00:25:41,884 --> 00:25:43,802 Don't be a baby 714 00:25:43,804 --> 00:25:44,953 (inhale deep) 715 00:25:44,955 --> 00:25:45,913 (clears throat) 716 00:25:45,915 --> 00:25:47,066 Please stop. 717 00:25:47,068 --> 00:25:48,600 Sorry, I can't. 718 00:25:48,602 --> 00:25:50,201 You scare me, Joshua. 719 00:25:50,203 --> 00:25:51,608 I don't like flying. 720 00:25:51,610 --> 00:25:53,719 You don't like flying 721 00:25:53,721 --> 00:25:55,384 I'm afraid to fly! 722 00:25:55,386 --> 00:25:56,471 Then why do you agree to fly 723 00:25:56,473 --> 00:25:58,134 halfway around the world with me? 724 00:25:58,136 --> 00:25:59,800 How about me again? Should I get to Europe? 725 00:25:59,802 --> 00:26:01,303 You never fly 726 00:26:01,305 --> 00:26:03,286 No, I drink, then I fly! 727 00:26:03,288 --> 00:26:04,661 Then why don't you drink now? 728 00:26:04,663 --> 00:26:06,037 You told me not to do it! 729 00:26:06,039 --> 00:26:07,478 (woman) Sir! Please calm down 730 00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:08,726 We are in the middle of taking off! 731 00:26:08,728 --> 00:26:10,677 Sorry! Oh, God, oh, God... 732 00:26:10,679 --> 00:26:12,404 Don't worry, Joshua, I have this. 733 00:26:12,406 --> 00:26:13,813 No, no, I'm fine. 734 00:26:13,815 --> 00:26:14,773 You will drink this 735 00:26:14,775 --> 00:26:15,763 No, not me. 736 00:26:15,765 --> 00:26:17,651 - Yes yes. - Just sit here 737 00:26:17,653 --> 00:26:19,093 - I can handle it - Drink. 738 00:26:20,117 --> 00:26:21,330 Drink! 739 00:26:21,332 --> 00:26:22,482 Drink... Damn, drink it! 740 00:26:22,484 --> 00:26:23,442 I don't want it anymore. 741 00:26:23,444 --> 00:26:24,500 - Open your mouth. - No... 742 00:26:24,502 --> 00:26:25,970 - No thanks! - Open your mouth. 743 00:26:25,972 --> 00:26:27,730 Open your mouth! 744 00:26:27,732 --> 00:26:28,690 Gah! 745 00:26:28,692 --> 00:26:29,713 Oh my God! 746 00:26:29,715 --> 00:26:31,154 - (retches) - Ohh... 747 00:26:31,156 --> 00:26:32,849 - (groans) - I'm sorry! 748 00:26:32,851 --> 00:26:34,513 What have you done ?! 749 00:26:34,515 --> 00:26:36,274 - Oh forgive me! - (vomiting) 750 00:26:36,276 --> 00:26:37,872 Here it is. 751 00:26:37,874 --> 00:26:39,664 No problem. 752 00:26:39,666 --> 00:26:41,296 We are fine. 753 00:26:41,298 --> 00:26:44,271 Are you okay? Do you need something? 754 00:26:44,273 --> 00:26:46,287 Yes, what is your white wine? 755 00:26:46,289 --> 00:26:47,471 Ohh. 756 00:26:47,473 --> 00:26:50,768 ♪♪ 757 00:27:14,028 --> 00:27:16,842 Wow! This is amazing! 758 00:27:16,844 --> 00:27:18,761 You put that room in Josh's name? 759 00:27:18,763 --> 00:27:20,042 No wonder you need me. 760 00:27:20,044 --> 00:27:22,057 Working on the way industry has its facilities. 761 00:27:22,059 --> 00:27:24,329 With my brilliant master plan, I double at a discount using two different names. 762 00:27:24,331 --> 00:27:25,833 Smart... 763 00:27:25,835 --> 00:27:28,360 So, in your grand master plan, how does this work? 764 00:27:28,362 --> 00:27:31,208 Good... 765 00:27:31,210 --> 00:27:32,327 the sofa looks very comfortable, 766 00:27:32,329 --> 00:27:34,471 and as long as you don't take your penis out, we should be fine Wow, that's not fair. 767 00:27:34,473 --> 00:27:36,903 I mean, I paid half of my trip, 768 00:27:36,905 --> 00:27:38,247 and after all, the room is in my name. 769 00:27:38,249 --> 00:27:39,750 How is unemployment in California all this year? 770 00:27:39,752 --> 00:27:41,736 I can't believe you're single 771 00:27:42,726 --> 00:27:43,750 Try not to throw up on anything. 772 00:27:43,752 --> 00:27:44,966 773 00:27:44,968 --> 00:27:46,661 774 00:27:46,663 --> 00:27:48,550 Okay, of course I will take a shower. 775 00:27:48,552 --> 00:27:50,404 I smell like scotch and bad life choices. 776 00:27:50,406 --> 00:27:51,716 So I already know how to take a shower. 777 00:27:51,718 --> 00:27:53,764 I think the priority is is a family name, not cleanliness. 778 00:27:53,766 --> 00:27:55,043 - (bag unzip) - Will both of them kill you? 779 00:27:55,045 --> 00:27:56,324 Some days it might be. 780 00:27:56,326 --> 00:27:58,115 Don't bother dismantling, 781 00:27:58,117 --> 00:27:59,908 We leave early in the morning. 782 00:27:59,910 --> 00:28:02,659 And quickly, we have an tour from Hagia Sophia in one hour. 783 00:28:02,661 --> 00:28:04,003 We just arrived here. 784 00:28:04,005 --> 00:28:05,666 I don't think the museum is everywhere. 785 00:28:05,668 --> 00:28:07,234 And wear something nice for dinner. 786 00:28:07,236 --> 00:28:09,826 Oh no, I forgot my tuxedo! 787 00:28:09,828 --> 00:28:10,946 Joshua! 788 00:28:10,948 --> 00:28:13,506 Ah, give me five minutes. 789 00:28:13,508 --> 00:28:16,160 Hey! There is a little sink next to the toilet! 790 00:28:16,162 --> 00:28:17,217 That is... 791 00:28:17,219 --> 00:28:18,977 - (running water) - Forget it. 792 00:28:18,979 --> 00:28:20,483 (the computer beeps) 793 00:28:22,018 --> 00:28:24,416 Oh my God! What's up, girl 794 00:28:24,418 --> 00:28:27,359 Joshua, or apparently, Michael Joshua, 795 00:28:27,361 --> 00:28:29,119 just jump in the bathroom, so I thought I would continue. 796 00:28:29,121 --> 00:28:32,095 If I were you, I would enter there with him and come down. 797 00:28:32,097 --> 00:28:33,598 Ew. Where is Marcie? 798 00:28:33,600 --> 00:28:35,741 Yo, Enforcement! Let's park here. 799 00:28:35,743 --> 00:28:36,861 Ames active. 800 00:28:36,863 --> 00:28:38,684 Ugh, don't rush me woman. 801 00:28:38,686 --> 00:28:40,413 I've been peddling all day. 802 00:28:40,415 --> 00:28:42,525 I just want to check in with you and tell you 803 00:28:42,527 --> 00:28:43,933 that we arrived in Istanbul safely. 804 00:28:43,935 --> 00:28:45,211 (Sandra) What do you mean Constantinople? 805 00:28:45,213 --> 00:28:47,228 - Funny. - How does homeboy survive? 806 00:28:47,230 --> 00:28:49,019 After take-off, he's fine. 807 00:28:49,021 --> 00:28:50,396 Oh, you drove him. 808 00:28:50,398 --> 00:28:53,691 I think he's afraid of flying doing all the work for me 809 00:28:53,693 --> 00:28:55,515 Wait, who is touring Europe 810 00:28:55,517 --> 00:28:56,666 When are they afraid of flying? 811 00:28:56,668 --> 00:28:58,330 He is not dangerous. 812 00:28:58,332 --> 00:29:00,474 A total smartass, but he will finish the job 813 00:29:00,476 --> 00:29:02,553 Look, aren't you glad you left now? 814 00:29:02,555 --> 00:29:05,208 me. You have to look at the display. 815 00:29:05,210 --> 00:29:06,713 Very beautiful here. 816 00:29:06,715 --> 00:29:08,377 We are having dinner tonight on the Bosporus, 817 00:29:08,379 --> 00:29:09,911 but first we have a Hippodrome tour, 818 00:29:09,913 --> 00:29:12,343 if Joshua ever came out of the bathroom. 819 00:29:12,345 --> 00:29:13,336 Holy crap Amy, move! 820 00:29:13,338 --> 00:29:14,935 - Where to go? - To the right! 821 00:29:14,937 --> 00:29:15,895 No, our rights! 822 00:29:15,897 --> 00:29:17,046 (Sandra) Ow. 823 00:29:17,048 --> 00:29:18,232 Guys, shut up! 824 00:29:18,234 --> 00:29:19,735 Tilt the screen! 825 00:29:19,737 --> 00:29:20,634 - Who are you talking to? - Nobody! 826 00:29:21,721 --> 00:29:24,695 Hi, Sandra. Hi, Marcie. 827 00:29:24,697 --> 00:29:26,357 - Hi. - Hi. 828 00:29:26,359 --> 00:29:28,597 See? Everybody managed to get here safely. 829 00:29:28,599 --> 00:29:30,996 And although this is beautiful the hotel room is on my behalf, 830 00:29:30,998 --> 00:29:33,205 Apparently I'm on the sofa tonight... satisfied? 831 00:29:33,207 --> 00:29:33,973 Hell, yes 832 00:29:33,975 --> 00:29:35,412 I want to see it on the sofa. 833 00:29:35,414 --> 00:29:36,979 - Mm-hmm. - (growling) 834 00:29:36,981 --> 00:29:39,284 Alright, I'll go put some actual clothes 835 00:29:39,286 --> 00:29:41,267 for dinner, and then I'm yours 836 00:29:41,269 --> 00:29:42,835 Uh huh. 837 00:29:42,837 --> 00:29:44,754 Perfect. 838 00:29:44,756 --> 00:29:46,003 I mean, yes. 839 00:29:46,005 --> 00:29:47,987 Great. See you later, ladies. 840 00:29:47,989 --> 00:29:48,947 Uh... 841 00:29:48,949 --> 00:29:50,449 - See you later - See you later 842 00:29:50,451 --> 00:29:51,761 What? 843 00:29:51,763 --> 00:29:53,778 Congratulations on eating. 844 00:29:53,780 --> 00:29:54,737 (growling) 845 00:29:54,739 --> 00:29:57,169 ♪♪ 846 00:29:57,171 --> 00:29:58,480 - Speed up! - Hey look! 847 00:29:58,482 --> 00:30:00,176 You can almost see obelisk through trees 848 00:30:00,178 --> 00:30:02,032 We have dinner reservations. 849 00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:03,920 You realize we are past, like, three national landmarks. 850 00:30:03,922 --> 00:30:05,264 I have a plan, Joshua. 851 00:30:05,266 --> 00:30:06,927 What is your plan actually? including enjoying the trip? 852 00:30:06,929 --> 00:30:08,402 Almost arrived. 853 00:30:10,672 --> 00:30:12,782 (Amy) Merit, a two-hour party at 7:00. 854 00:30:12,784 --> 00:30:14,829 (Joshua) Or try "Neurotic," party of one. 855 00:30:14,831 --> 00:30:16,144 (Amy) Silence, Joshua. 856 00:30:25,679 --> 00:30:28,587 Is this good, Josh? 857 00:30:28,589 --> 00:30:29,995 Or do you want to go back down 858 00:30:29,997 --> 00:30:31,498 for some of your views? 859 00:30:31,500 --> 00:30:33,002 Can't find something better? 860 00:30:33,004 --> 00:30:34,731 Apology accepted. 861 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:36,523 (chuckles) I don't even want to eat. 862 00:30:36,525 --> 00:30:37,837 I just want to see everything. 863 00:30:39,244 --> 00:30:40,714 Can I bring something to drink? 864 00:30:40,716 --> 00:30:42,698 Eh, you have to ask him if we are allowed to drink 865 00:30:42,700 --> 00:30:44,458 (chuckles) Hush! 866 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,536 Do you have local Narinje from 2011? 867 00:30:46,538 --> 00:30:49,320 Wow, you have planned beforehand the wine we drink? 868 00:30:49,322 --> 00:30:50,632 Do you have a better idea? 869 00:30:50,634 --> 00:30:54,472 Uh, yes Let's ask true experts. 870 00:30:54,474 --> 00:30:55,976 (speaking Turkish) 871 00:30:55,978 --> 00:30:59,306 (speaking Turkish) 872 00:31:11,079 --> 00:31:12,037 What? 873 00:31:12,039 --> 00:31:13,669 Do you speak Turkish? 874 00:31:13,671 --> 00:31:14,884 Yes. 875 00:31:14,886 --> 00:31:16,645 Saying to my profile I speaks several languages 876 00:31:16,647 --> 00:31:17,987 There is no way. 877 00:31:17,989 --> 00:31:19,011 I must have noticed it. 878 00:31:19,013 --> 00:31:20,515 Give me your phone 879 00:31:20,517 --> 00:31:21,922 I will prove it. 880 00:31:21,924 --> 00:31:24,642 If I'm wrong, I'll buy your dinner. 881 00:31:24,644 --> 00:31:26,466 And if you are right? 882 00:31:26,468 --> 00:31:28,037 I sleep. 883 00:31:32,100 --> 00:31:34,304 Mind if I log in here? 884 00:31:34,306 --> 00:31:36,321 You really will this rub, right? 885 00:31:36,323 --> 00:31:37,409 Only until we return to America 886 00:31:37,411 --> 00:31:38,752 and never talk to each other again. 887 00:31:38,754 --> 00:31:40,963 - (telephone bells) - there 888 00:31:43,202 --> 00:31:44,735 University of St. Cloud, 889 00:31:44,737 --> 00:31:47,038 "Bachelor of Altika Language Studies." 890 00:31:47,040 --> 00:31:49,630 Altaic? Oblique? 891 00:31:49,632 --> 00:31:50,846 That doesn't sound like the real thing. 892 00:31:50,848 --> 00:31:52,414 You sound like my father 893 00:31:52,416 --> 00:31:54,558 "Speak English, Latin, German, 894 00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,126 Turkish, Korean and Japanese"? 895 00:31:56,128 --> 00:31:57,502 What are you, at the CIA? 896 00:31:57,504 --> 00:31:59,420 I can tell you, but indeed must sleep with you 897 00:31:59,422 --> 00:32:01,052 Yeah, well, just remember, 007, 898 00:32:01,054 --> 00:32:03,132 You only have a license sleep on the sofa 899 00:32:03,134 --> 00:32:05,019 Not tonight. I won the bet. 900 00:32:05,021 --> 00:32:07,036 We never shake it, and this info is set to private. 901 00:32:07,038 --> 00:32:08,539 (chuckles) are you serious 902 00:32:08,541 --> 00:32:10,043 I think my students are lacking a loser from you 903 00:32:10,045 --> 00:32:11,485 - (telephone bells) - You have friend requests. 904 00:32:12,636 --> 00:32:14,330 Sandra Laser. 905 00:32:14,332 --> 00:32:15,290 Who is that? 906 00:32:15,292 --> 00:32:16,699 Oh no. 907 00:32:16,701 --> 00:32:18,171 Wait, is that your Sandra? 908 00:32:18,173 --> 00:32:20,026 You don't need to confirm him. 909 00:32:20,028 --> 00:32:21,337 Oh, yeah, I did. 910 00:32:21,339 --> 00:32:23,162 - this is too good - give me... 911 00:32:23,164 --> 00:32:24,888 - Does he have a photo of you here? - Joshua! 912 00:32:24,890 --> 00:32:27,289 I think I did more research on you than you did to me. 913 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:29,111 Please, you don't know anything about me. 914 00:32:29,113 --> 00:32:30,871 Amy Elizabeth Tyler. 915 00:32:30,873 --> 00:32:32,791 Smart girl, graduating from Stanford 916 00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:35,735 before starting a very popular travel blog called 917 00:32:35,737 --> 00:32:37,527 - "Amy & Apos's Adventures." - I'm Amy... 918 00:32:37,529 --> 00:32:39,543 Your blog becomes a virus, and you are now doing something 919 00:32:39,545 --> 00:32:41,590 involves social media and travel. 920 00:32:41,592 --> 00:32:45,014 Well, I know your blood type is positive. 921 00:32:45,016 --> 00:32:48,308 Wow... creepiness though, 922 00:32:48,310 --> 00:32:51,127 I can't believe you're actually inviting strangers on your vacation 923 00:32:55,925 --> 00:32:56,916 Enjoy. 924 00:32:56,918 --> 00:32:57,941 (speaking Turkish) 925 00:32:59,765 --> 00:33:02,642 This table is the first thing I ordered. 926 00:33:02,644 --> 00:33:04,179 When food comes, 927 00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:05,426 the sun will set, 928 00:33:05,428 --> 00:33:07,569 and the whole city will turn on... 929 00:33:07,571 --> 00:33:10,545 and it will be perfect. 930 00:33:10,547 --> 00:33:12,722 Almost perfect. 931 00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,641 This trip is right is different from what I planned, 932 00:33:14,643 --> 00:33:15,984 and it's hard to get used to, 933 00:33:15,986 --> 00:33:18,576 but I won't give for anything 934 00:33:18,578 --> 00:33:20,047 or anyone 935 00:33:20,049 --> 00:33:22,514 Well, my namesake lags on something very special 936 00:33:25,170 --> 00:33:26,354 For new adventures. 937 00:33:28,688 --> 00:33:30,193 For new adventures. 938 00:33:34,928 --> 00:33:36,270 Can't we get ice cream? 939 00:33:36,272 --> 00:33:37,422 I have a special plan. 940 00:33:37,424 --> 00:33:38,924 Is it hiding a corpse? 941 00:33:38,926 --> 00:33:40,109 Because I think I found a place. 942 00:33:40,111 --> 00:33:41,580 Trust me. I did this to make a living. 943 00:33:41,582 --> 00:33:42,924 Yes, I still don't get what you do. 944 00:33:42,926 --> 00:33:44,557 You are like a cool travel agent, right? 945 00:33:44,559 --> 00:33:46,731 I am not a travel agent, I am a global concierge. 946 00:33:46,733 --> 00:33:48,588 Well, that doesn't sound like the real thing. 947 00:33:48,590 --> 00:33:50,698 Okay, most of the millennials take nine trips a year I'm sorry, nine? Do you say nine? 948 00:33:50,700 --> 00:33:52,618 Consultation, research, trade. 949 00:33:52,620 --> 00:33:54,187 I should never be a teacher. 950 00:33:54,189 --> 00:33:55,529 But you have your summer, right? 951 00:33:55,531 --> 00:33:56,874 Don't take nine trips! 952 00:33:56,876 --> 00:33:58,185 You think of travel as a cost 953 00:33:58,187 --> 00:34:00,233 not a simple upgrade. 954 00:34:00,235 --> 00:34:01,834 When our clients get sent to a place to work, 955 00:34:01,836 --> 00:34:03,624 we help them maximize their journey to play. 956 00:34:03,626 --> 00:34:05,865 Yes, your client works a place that is much cooler than me. 957 00:34:05,867 --> 00:34:08,649 Well, hypothetically, 958 00:34:08,651 --> 00:34:10,472 Say your job is sending you 959 00:34:10,474 --> 00:34:11,719 to a teaching conference in Austin. 960 00:34:11,721 --> 00:34:13,352 Okay, yes. Austin is not Istanbul. 961 00:34:13,354 --> 00:34:15,272 962 00:34:15,274 --> 00:34:16,774 They teach in Istanbul. 963 00:34:16,776 --> 00:34:19,270 Let's stick to a hypothetical Austin for now. 964 00:34:19,272 --> 00:34:20,358 Great. 965 00:34:20,360 --> 00:34:21,510 Having been to Texas, 966 00:34:21,512 --> 00:34:23,141 You decide to stay an extra day, 967 00:34:23,143 --> 00:34:25,349 so you can see more than inside the hotel room. 968 00:34:25,351 --> 00:34:28,133 Trips have been paid. You have sick days saved. 969 00:34:28,135 --> 00:34:30,821 And for a small fee, I can open the city 970 00:34:30,823 --> 00:34:32,675 so you see more in 24 hours 971 00:34:32,677 --> 00:34:34,820 of most tourists or the locals see in a month, 972 00:34:34,822 --> 00:34:36,548 all adjusted to your taste. 973 00:34:36,550 --> 00:34:38,692 I'm pretty sure I'll be quiet find some cool stuff 974 00:34:38,694 --> 00:34:40,038 Here. 975 00:34:43,877 --> 00:34:45,059 (bel jingles) 976 00:34:45,061 --> 00:34:47,137 Hi, I tweeted you about... 977 00:34:47,139 --> 00:34:48,961 Ah! Of course, of course! 978 00:34:48,963 --> 00:34:50,018 Come come! 979 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:51,105 Where do you find these places? 980 00:34:51,107 --> 00:34:52,097 Instagram. 981 00:34:52,099 --> 00:34:53,761 (laughs) 982 00:34:53,763 --> 00:34:55,776 You're not kidding... 983 00:34:55,778 --> 00:34:57,984 I finished the first batch today. 984 00:34:57,986 --> 00:34:59,233 Do you want to see? 985 00:34:59,235 --> 00:35:00,355 Yes please. 986 00:35:03,809 --> 00:35:06,270 Perfect! 987 00:35:06,272 --> 00:35:07,486 See? 988 00:35:07,488 --> 00:35:08,542 See what? 989 00:35:08,544 --> 00:35:09,953 You see. 990 00:35:18,654 --> 00:35:19,934 Gold leaf. 991 00:35:22,430 --> 00:35:23,487 Sweet fennel. 992 00:35:26,462 --> 00:35:28,091 Your turn. 993 00:35:28,093 --> 00:35:29,566 (chuckles) 994 00:35:32,028 --> 00:35:33,498 I see... 995 00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:35,739 Instagram, huh? 996 00:35:35,741 --> 00:35:38,138 I can search for hashtags, "Istanbul Bakery." 997 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:40,185 Sort through the photo often geo-tagged, 998 00:35:40,187 --> 00:35:41,689 find directions to the actual bakery, 999 00:35:41,691 --> 00:35:43,097 and voila! 1000 00:35:43,099 --> 00:35:44,985 Local delicacy is made fresh. 1001 00:35:44,987 --> 00:35:46,648 Do you come with all this? 1002 00:35:46,650 --> 00:35:48,343 Only the impressive part. 1003 00:35:48,345 --> 00:35:50,488 Why do people like you? always works for a smart start up 1004 00:35:50,490 --> 00:35:53,495 instead of solving debt crisis or world hunger? 1005 00:35:53,497 --> 00:35:56,762 Taste this and tell me I waste my talent. 1006 00:35:57,977 --> 00:35:58,934 (crunch) 1007 00:35:58,936 --> 00:36:01,269 Mmm! 1008 00:36:01,271 --> 00:36:02,773 Good. 1009 00:36:02,775 --> 00:36:04,277 Yes. The trip is complete 1010 00:36:04,279 --> 00:36:05,494 I live here now. 1011 00:36:05,496 --> 00:36:06,645 (chuckles) 1012 00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:11,445 So... a global travel agent or concierge? 1013 00:36:11,447 --> 00:36:13,524 Global concierge 1014 00:36:13,526 --> 00:36:15,413 My turn. 1015 00:36:15,415 --> 00:36:18,550 So, Esra, what's the secret ingredient? 1016 00:36:20,214 --> 00:36:21,810 (tinkling glass) 1017 00:36:21,812 --> 00:36:22,771 Raki. 1018 00:36:22,773 --> 00:36:24,817 What is that? 1019 00:36:24,819 --> 00:36:29,522 That... is their version of moonshine. 1020 00:36:29,524 --> 00:36:31,536 (chuckles) 1021 00:36:31,538 --> 00:36:34,354 ♪♪ 1022 00:36:40,370 --> 00:36:42,159 (Amy) Fast! 1023 00:36:42,161 --> 00:36:44,143 Wow... believe me Amy runs slower, 1024 00:36:44,145 --> 00:36:45,902 But he keeps a tight schedule. 1025 00:36:45,904 --> 00:36:47,311 We must rest tomorrow! 1026 00:36:47,313 --> 00:36:48,783 Quick and relaxed, huh? 1027 00:36:48,785 --> 00:36:50,125 Many can be seen. 1028 00:36:50,127 --> 00:36:51,982 I just don't want to lose anything. 1029 00:36:51,984 --> 00:36:54,414 Oh yes? Why did you stop vlogging about that? 1030 00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:56,045 Do you know how many views you should get 1031 00:36:56,047 --> 00:36:57,452 for your videos to make money? 1032 00:36:57,454 --> 00:36:59,340 Yes. That is why I teach. 1033 00:36:59,342 --> 00:37:01,452 I hate children, but I make lots of money 1034 00:37:01,454 --> 00:37:03,179 from that little bastard 1035 00:37:03,181 --> 00:37:05,292 When I was little, I want to live 1036 00:37:05,294 --> 00:37:07,563 get out of the suitcase and travel the world. 1037 00:37:07,565 --> 00:37:10,220 And I do it. Very good. 1038 00:37:10,222 --> 00:37:12,905 But holidays always must end. 1039 00:37:12,907 --> 00:37:15,593 Hey. Says who? 1040 00:37:15,595 --> 00:37:17,674 Said my bank account 1041 00:37:17,676 --> 00:37:19,722 and my parents and my friends 1042 00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:21,513 and my perfect boyfriend 1043 00:37:21,515 --> 00:37:23,721 that doesn't want to be long long distance relationship 1044 00:37:23,723 --> 00:37:25,448 Hey... he dumped you 1045 00:37:25,450 --> 00:37:27,207 Obviously, he isn't that perfect. 1046 00:37:27,209 --> 00:37:29,352 Our life 1047 00:37:29,354 --> 00:37:31,463 I finally got security. 1048 00:37:31,465 --> 00:37:33,127 I created a way to help people 1049 00:37:33,129 --> 00:37:37,639 see the world through me eyes, and that's a good idea 1050 00:37:37,641 --> 00:37:40,518 I make travel smarter, safer. 1051 00:37:40,520 --> 00:37:43,557 I am reconnected to the old one friends like Sandra and Marcie. 1052 00:37:43,559 --> 00:37:44,518 I get rid of my debt. 1053 00:37:44,520 --> 00:37:45,893 And your dreams 1054 00:37:45,895 --> 00:37:49,124 Josh is my dream. 1055 00:37:49,126 --> 00:37:51,332 All I have to do is release my old life 1056 00:37:51,334 --> 00:37:55,171 and my little video 1057 00:37:55,173 --> 00:37:56,995 I started a new journey 1058 00:37:56,997 --> 00:38:00,770 where I plan adventure for other people are not myself 1059 00:38:00,772 --> 00:38:04,613 It feels like a holiday again, but... 1060 00:38:05,924 --> 00:38:08,261 Vacation ends. 1061 00:38:16,098 --> 00:38:18,591 Hey, you can still make you video beside, you know 1062 00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:21,504 Yeah... maybe I will vlog about tonight. 1063 00:38:21,506 --> 00:38:24,032 First I am on the sofa, now we make a video 1064 00:38:24,034 --> 00:38:26,078 What is Raki? 1065 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,030 Shut up, you... 1066 00:38:28,032 --> 00:38:32,093 with muscles and wine. 1067 00:38:32,095 --> 00:38:35,613 and multi-language... 1068 00:38:35,615 --> 00:38:37,213 lingual-ness? 1069 00:38:37,215 --> 00:38:39,100 Stanford, huh? 1070 00:38:39,102 --> 00:38:42,044 Close your face 1071 00:38:42,046 --> 00:38:44,220 Alright, drunkie Let's sleep. 1072 00:38:44,222 --> 00:38:45,500 We have to drive in the morning. 1073 00:38:45,502 --> 00:38:48,315 I know. 1074 00:38:48,317 --> 00:38:51,099 We must wake up very early. 1075 00:38:51,101 --> 00:38:53,179 Yes. Whose idea is that? 1076 00:38:53,181 --> 00:38:54,426 Hey! 1077 00:38:54,428 --> 00:38:55,737 You must be grateful 1078 00:38:55,739 --> 00:38:57,914 I squeeze the most out of this trip. 1079 00:38:57,916 --> 00:39:00,346 I am glad that we flew 12 hours to Istanbul 1080 00:39:00,348 --> 00:39:02,105 just to drive him out the next day. 1081 00:39:02,107 --> 00:39:04,633 Hush, angry pants 1082 00:39:04,635 --> 00:39:07,607 With me, you see more in 24 hours 1083 00:39:07,609 --> 00:39:10,776 than you have ever seen in your life. 1084 00:39:10,778 --> 00:39:12,824 (chuckles) I will give you that. 1085 00:39:12,826 --> 00:39:13,783 Come on. 1086 00:39:13,785 --> 00:39:15,094 (grunting) 1087 00:39:15,096 --> 00:39:16,118 Whee! 1088 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,175 (faint traffic noise) 1089 00:39:17,177 --> 00:39:19,669 (Amy grunts) 1090 00:39:19,671 --> 00:39:20,888 Ohh. 1091 00:39:21,976 --> 00:39:24,341 Wait, you win the bed. 1092 00:39:24,343 --> 00:39:25,461 Stay here. 1093 00:39:25,463 --> 00:39:26,677 Not possible. 1094 00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:27,989 I don't lose my only chance 1095 00:39:27,991 --> 00:39:29,172 to the world surfing couch 1096 00:39:29,174 --> 00:39:30,516 Don't go 1097 00:39:30,518 --> 00:39:32,051 Stay with me. 1098 00:39:32,053 --> 00:39:34,772 That's not a good idea. 1099 00:39:34,774 --> 00:39:36,278 But I want you. 1100 00:39:37,845 --> 00:39:40,211 Kiss me, Josh. 1101 00:39:40,213 --> 00:39:41,941 Please, Josh. 1102 00:39:44,371 --> 00:39:46,002 I'm not Josh. 1103 00:39:46,004 --> 00:39:47,889 Don't leave me. 1104 00:39:47,891 --> 00:39:49,713 My name is Joshua, not Josh. 1105 00:39:49,715 --> 00:39:51,569 I'm not your girlfriend 1106 00:39:51,571 --> 00:39:52,689 I'm not your ass. 1107 00:39:52,691 --> 00:39:54,257 And I certainly didn't come here 1108 00:39:54,259 --> 00:39:58,835 to be told what to do every second every day 1109 00:40:06,449 --> 00:40:08,625 (sighs) 1110 00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:12,720 Good night, Amy. 1111 00:40:18,606 --> 00:40:21,934 I can't wait to see what you have a plan tomorrow. 1112 00:40:23,309 --> 00:40:24,716 ♪♪ 1113 00:40:24,718 --> 00:40:25,963 (Joshua) Oh, okay, okay 1114 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:27,499 Please slow down. 1115 00:40:27,501 --> 00:40:29,194 I didn't realize you also got a car. 1116 00:40:29,196 --> 00:40:30,858 Don't you read the trip the schedule I sent? 1117 00:40:30,860 --> 00:40:32,553 I didn't realize it riding with Danica Patrick. 1118 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:34,697 - We are late. - It's a bit late from dead. 1119 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:36,330 What are you doing? 1120 00:40:36,332 --> 00:40:38,473 I just rolled window to get fresh air 1121 00:40:38,475 --> 00:40:39,721 You should navigate. 1122 00:40:39,723 --> 00:40:41,097 - Where is the direction? - Will you be calm? 1123 00:40:41,099 --> 00:40:43,112 The instructions are here. 1124 00:40:43,114 --> 00:40:44,457 - Joshua! - Hah? 1125 00:40:44,459 --> 00:40:46,056 - What's next? - Uh... 1126 00:40:46,058 --> 00:40:47,368 I think take the next right. 1127 00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:49,192 Do you think? What do the instructions say? 1128 00:40:49,194 --> 00:40:50,568 They say right. 1129 00:40:50,570 --> 00:40:51,879 - Let me see. - Y-You drive 1130 00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:53,639 - I understand. - Leave it to me! 1131 00:40:53,641 --> 00:40:55,590 Look, maybe it should be so just memo directions. 1132 00:40:55,592 --> 00:40:57,799 You know, throw them out the window. 1133 00:40:57,801 --> 00:40:58,918 You throw them out the window. 1134 00:40:58,920 --> 00:41:00,358 They might have flown out the window. 1135 00:41:00,360 --> 00:41:02,373 That's our only copy! 1136 00:41:02,375 --> 00:41:04,292 I'm surprised everyone You don't have a backup plan. 1137 00:41:04,294 --> 00:41:05,382 (sighs) 1138 00:41:05,384 --> 00:41:06,501 You can't be Here. 1139 00:41:06,503 --> 00:41:07,876 Whoa, what... what are you doing 1140 00:41:07,878 --> 00:41:09,283 There is no texting 1141 00:41:09,285 --> 00:41:10,885 I will use GPS to navigate myself! 1142 00:41:10,887 --> 00:41:12,867 - Let me do it. - you have done enough 1143 00:41:12,869 --> 00:41:14,211 Just... watch the road! 1144 00:41:14,213 --> 00:41:15,844 (tire squealing) 1145 00:41:15,846 --> 00:41:17,571 (distant dogs barking) 1146 00:41:17,573 --> 00:41:19,427 E-mail you promising a vacation, 1147 00:41:19,429 --> 00:41:21,634 not an episode of "The Amazing Race." 1148 00:41:21,636 --> 00:41:23,585 I took the time to write down the plan 1149 00:41:23,587 --> 00:41:26,242 step-by-step, and you throw it out the window! 1150 00:41:26,244 --> 00:41:27,393 I'm sorry, what? Do you want to go back and look for it? 1151 00:41:27,395 --> 00:41:30,208 ♪♪ 1152 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:31,905 A little help? 1153 00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:33,408 I help find signals. 1154 00:41:33,410 --> 00:41:35,328 Yes, I got a signal for you. 1155 00:41:35,330 --> 00:41:36,928 If I can find out where we are, 1156 00:41:36,930 --> 00:41:38,752 I can restore our schedule. 1157 00:41:38,754 --> 00:41:40,544 Well, you want to have lunch in the countryside. 1158 00:41:40,546 --> 00:41:42,367 1159 00:41:42,369 --> 00:41:43,647 It looks like we are right on schedule. 1160 00:41:43,649 --> 00:41:45,790 I have a travel plan. 1161 00:41:45,792 --> 00:41:48,158 I spend time and money and a lot of work to get here 1162 00:41:48,160 --> 00:41:50,047 Can I be in the car for this conversation? 1163 00:41:50,049 --> 00:41:51,518 I want to see the countryside 1164 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:54,396 and drink local wine and eat handmade chocolate 1165 00:41:54,398 --> 00:41:56,284 You know, I'm sure they have it all things in every city 1166 00:41:56,286 --> 00:41:57,405 You can't just swap everything 1167 00:41:57,407 --> 00:41:58,812 as if it doesn't matter! 1168 00:41:58,814 --> 00:42:00,156 This is important to me! 1169 00:42:00,158 --> 00:42:01,883 Listen, Madam, I'm fair try to go with the flow. 1170 00:42:01,885 --> 00:42:04,698 I want to go with the plan, not the current. 1171 00:42:04,700 --> 00:42:06,682 I want to drink Nairinjay, not Chardonnay. 1172 00:42:06,684 --> 00:42:08,475 And I want to be here with Josh and not you 1173 00:42:08,477 --> 00:42:10,235 Well, I also didn't choose you, lady. 1174 00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,866 If you are very good at planning, how do you get to Europe 1175 00:42:11,868 --> 00:42:14,201 with only half the people you planning to take? 1176 00:42:14,203 --> 00:42:15,355 (engine revs) 1177 00:42:15,357 --> 00:42:16,697 Whoa! Are you... 1178 00:42:16,699 --> 00:42:18,073 What are you doing? Wait! 1179 00:42:18,075 --> 00:42:19,513 I will be in the coffee place! 1180 00:42:19,515 --> 00:42:21,915 Amy! Wait! Wait! 1181 00:42:23,387 --> 00:42:25,657 Oh good. Coffee place. 1182 00:42:25,659 --> 00:42:27,163 You know, who is in Turkey. 1183 00:42:30,617 --> 00:42:32,279 I will just walk to the coffee place 1184 00:42:32,281 --> 00:42:33,944 in a city I've never visited. 1185 00:42:33,946 --> 00:42:35,802 (chat is not clear) 1186 00:42:40,151 --> 00:42:41,974 Good! The good news is 1187 00:42:41,976 --> 00:42:44,149 There are only seven copies places in this city 1188 00:42:44,151 --> 00:42:45,751 Don't start 1189 00:42:47,255 --> 00:42:49,845 Hey, I'm so happy Don't do this in Istanbul. 1190 00:42:49,847 --> 00:42:51,221 Have a travel plan. 1191 00:42:51,223 --> 00:42:52,499 We have missed the tour, 1192 00:42:52,501 --> 00:42:53,715 But we can still make a museum 1193 00:42:53,717 --> 00:42:55,027 and hot springs if we eat dinner. 1194 00:42:55,029 --> 00:42:56,307 May I 1195 00:42:56,309 --> 00:42:57,363 (chewing) 1196 00:42:57,365 --> 00:42:58,738 I don't want to be here. 1197 00:42:58,740 --> 00:43:00,851 Are you kidding me? 1198 00:43:00,853 --> 00:43:02,163 Look around you. 1199 00:43:02,165 --> 00:43:03,698 Who doesn't want to be here? 1200 00:43:03,700 --> 00:43:05,170 - me. - Listen... 1201 00:43:05,172 --> 00:43:07,344 Amy, we might not agree on many things, 1202 00:43:07,346 --> 00:43:09,425 but we both know you have planned it one vacation hell. 1203 00:43:09,427 --> 00:43:11,824 You say it yourself 1204 00:43:11,826 --> 00:43:13,297 I plan half of this trip for someone else, 1205 00:43:13,299 --> 00:43:14,448 and he isn't even here. 1206 00:43:14,450 --> 00:43:17,008 So now you don't need to worry about anyone except yourself 1207 00:43:17,010 --> 00:43:20,527 (laugh) How often in can our lives say that? 1208 00:43:20,529 --> 00:43:24,174 I really miss him, Joshua. 1209 00:43:24,176 --> 00:43:26,734 I know this trip is not what you planned. 1210 00:43:26,736 --> 00:43:28,622 Hell, I'm the last one expected person 1211 00:43:28,624 --> 00:43:30,446 on the other side of the world now. 1212 00:43:30,448 --> 00:43:33,420 But surely it is found sitting at sulking home for my work, 1213 00:43:33,422 --> 00:43:35,340 my love life... 1214 00:43:35,342 --> 00:43:38,220 everything that waits for for me when I return there 1215 00:43:38,222 --> 00:43:40,811 You also don't want to return home? 1216 00:43:40,813 --> 00:43:41,837 No. 1217 00:43:41,839 --> 00:43:43,692 I, for one, will never be able to 1218 00:43:43,694 --> 00:43:45,259 to travel like this again. 1219 00:43:45,261 --> 00:43:46,699 Unless there's something strange The internet finds me. 1220 00:43:46,701 --> 00:43:48,363 This is not strange! 1221 00:43:48,365 --> 00:43:51,118 This is the strangest thing It ever happened to me. 1222 00:43:53,101 --> 00:43:54,377 Here. 1223 00:43:54,379 --> 00:43:56,138 What is that? 1224 00:43:56,140 --> 00:43:58,442 Literally an olive branch. 1225 00:43:58,444 --> 00:43:59,977 You're stupid 1226 00:43:59,979 --> 00:44:00,971 You choose me 1227 00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:04,777 Come on. 1228 00:44:04,779 --> 00:44:05,770 Hey! 1229 00:44:10,922 --> 00:44:13,416 Amy, tell the people at home what you see. 1230 00:44:13,418 --> 00:44:14,599 Stop. 1231 00:44:14,601 --> 00:44:16,166 This week at "Amy & apos; s Adventures," 1232 00:44:16,168 --> 00:44:18,054 we take you to Bademli, 1233 00:44:18,056 --> 00:44:19,558 a small city that translates to "almond," 1234 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:21,797 which is actually known for Aegean olive fields 1235 00:44:21,799 --> 00:44:23,109 which we spent the morning whizzing through. 1236 00:44:23,111 --> 00:44:25,669 - How do you know that? - I'm a very smart person 1237 00:44:25,671 --> 00:44:27,589 You find a tourism office. 1238 00:44:27,591 --> 00:44:29,060 I might have found a tourism office, 1239 00:44:29,062 --> 00:44:30,532 but I think it's a very smart way 1240 00:44:30,534 --> 00:44:32,644 to find all coffee places in the city. 1241 00:44:32,646 --> 00:44:35,526 Another thing that Bademli knows is... 1242 00:44:36,806 --> 00:44:38,755 (crowd chatting) 1243 00:44:38,757 --> 00:44:40,355 (Joshua speaks Turkish) 1244 00:44:40,357 --> 00:44:41,313 Ben Joshua. 1245 00:44:41,315 --> 00:44:42,563 Neslihan. 1246 00:44:42,565 --> 00:44:44,164 (speaking Turkish) 1247 00:44:45,476 --> 00:44:47,041 (speaking Turkish) 1248 00:44:47,043 --> 00:44:49,761 Uh, this is, uh, bracelet made with blue chalcedony, 1249 00:44:49,763 --> 00:44:52,480 which is a local quartz with... the power of myth. 1250 00:44:52,482 --> 00:44:53,665 What it does 1251 00:44:53,667 --> 00:44:55,393 Absorb negative. 1252 00:44:55,395 --> 00:44:56,480 Does it work 1253 00:44:56,482 --> 00:44:57,599 jerking. 1254 00:44:57,601 --> 00:44:58,560 Select one. 1255 00:44:58,562 --> 00:44:59,806 No, I can't. 1256 00:44:59,808 --> 00:45:02,081 Come on, you insult Neslihan. 1257 00:45:04,033 --> 00:45:05,534 (Joshua chuckles) 1258 00:45:05,536 --> 00:45:07,008 (speaking Turkish) 1259 00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:11,745 - Help? - Ah. 1260 00:45:15,998 --> 00:45:17,980 Why are you so kind to me? 1261 00:45:17,982 --> 00:45:20,701 I'm just annoying for people who took me to Hawaii 1262 00:45:20,703 --> 00:45:22,716 No one has ever bought me jewelry before. 1263 00:45:22,718 --> 00:45:27,194 Well, lack your ex Besides that, now you can tell people 1264 00:45:27,196 --> 00:45:28,506 about how you and strangers 1265 00:45:28,508 --> 00:45:30,330 find this adorable little market, 1266 00:45:30,332 --> 00:45:32,857 and he bought you a one-of-a-kind handmade bracelet. 1267 00:45:32,859 --> 00:45:35,065 You think you can buy me a bracelet 1268 00:45:35,067 --> 00:45:36,154 and I won't be disappointed again? 1269 00:45:36,156 --> 00:45:38,136 Does it work 1270 00:45:38,138 --> 00:45:42,104 Listen, Amy, this trip won't be what you expect 1271 00:45:42,106 --> 00:45:44,984 But I bet, if you let it... 1272 00:45:44,986 --> 00:45:46,714 it can be even better. 1273 00:45:49,178 --> 00:45:50,552 So what's the plan? 1274 00:45:50,554 --> 00:45:52,153 We redeem it. 1275 00:45:53,176 --> 00:45:55,737 ♪♪ 1276 00:46:39,984 --> 00:46:41,394 (punch) 1277 00:47:38,727 --> 00:47:40,773 Hold the boat! Hurry up, Joshua! 1278 00:47:40,775 --> 00:47:41,734 We will miss the ferry! 1279 00:47:41,736 --> 00:47:43,365 Amy, will you calm down? 1280 00:47:43,367 --> 00:47:45,637 Heaven forbids us to spend more than from one hour in one location. 1281 00:47:45,639 --> 00:47:47,363 This is the last ferry today, Joshua. 1282 00:47:47,365 --> 00:47:48,739 Unless you prefer to fly! 1283 00:47:48,741 --> 00:47:50,595 (the bell rings) 1284 00:47:50,597 --> 00:47:52,292 Hold the boat! 1285 00:47:52,294 --> 00:47:53,859 ♪♪ 1286 00:47:53,861 --> 00:47:55,332 - We will succeed - We will not succeed - We can jump for that - sorry, what 1287 00:47:55,334 --> 00:47:57,155 ♪♪ 1288 00:47:57,157 --> 00:47:58,658 Come on, Joshua! 1289 00:47:58,660 --> 00:47:59,745 - You're crazy - Here we are... 1290 00:47:59,747 --> 00:48:01,889 goooooo! 1291 00:48:01,891 --> 00:48:05,988 (Amy) Oh! Oh, my God! 1292 00:48:12,067 --> 00:48:14,304 - (Joshua laughs) - Hey! Just wait! 1293 00:48:14,306 --> 00:48:16,384 That's amazing! 1294 00:48:16,386 --> 00:48:18,880 You see, Joshua! 1295 00:48:18,882 --> 00:48:20,158 The whole world follows the schedule! 1296 00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:21,919 You are too worried. 1297 00:48:21,921 --> 00:48:23,135 1298 00:48:23,137 --> 00:48:24,991 Says men with wet soak backpacks. 1299 00:48:24,993 --> 00:48:26,782 Ah, a little water doesn't hurt. 1300 00:48:26,784 --> 00:48:28,030 You have a phone there right? 1301 00:48:28,032 --> 00:48:29,501 Oh shit! 1302 00:48:29,503 --> 00:48:31,389 I would suggest a hard-shelled, 1303 00:48:31,391 --> 00:48:32,636 waterproof rolling bag, 1304 00:48:32,638 --> 00:48:35,101 but I don't want micromanage 1305 00:48:35,103 --> 00:48:36,797 (man) You're a crazy American 1306 00:48:36,799 --> 00:48:39,324 You need a hand, my friends 1307 00:48:39,326 --> 00:48:40,604 Yes please! 1308 00:48:40,606 --> 00:48:41,947 Oh, don't worry 1309 00:48:41,949 --> 00:48:43,806 I will, uh, take all the luggage. 1310 00:48:45,981 --> 00:48:47,134 (men snort) 1311 00:48:51,899 --> 00:48:54,778 I lure sirens out of the sea. 1312 00:48:54,780 --> 00:48:55,834 Thank you. 1313 00:48:55,836 --> 00:48:57,305 I'm not a very strong swimmer. 1314 00:48:57,307 --> 00:48:59,352 Good swimmers often sink. 1315 00:48:59,354 --> 00:49:00,312 I'm Amy 1316 00:49:00,314 --> 00:49:01,497 I am Kashif 1317 00:49:01,499 --> 00:49:03,543 Don't worry I'm fine. 1318 00:49:03,545 --> 00:49:06,135 This is amazing! 1319 00:49:06,137 --> 00:49:07,894 How can we reply? 1320 00:49:07,896 --> 00:49:09,878 Why, kiss, of course. 1321 00:49:09,880 --> 00:49:11,287 Oh... 1322 00:49:11,289 --> 00:49:13,239 That is really more than just a figure of speech. 1323 00:49:13,241 --> 00:49:15,414 (snoring) 1324 00:49:15,416 --> 00:49:17,398 A kiss from the face 1325 00:49:17,400 --> 00:49:19,385 who launches one of my ships. 1326 00:49:20,886 --> 00:49:22,389 (chuckles) 1327 00:49:22,391 --> 00:49:23,669 Don't I smell it? 1328 00:49:23,671 --> 00:49:26,516 Ah... one is not enough for two people. 1329 00:49:26,518 --> 00:49:28,147 What are you doing? 1330 00:49:28,149 --> 00:49:30,772 I almost drowned fishing Your luggage came out of the sea 1331 00:49:30,774 --> 00:49:32,339 Kashif, is there a place where we can 1332 00:49:32,341 --> 00:49:33,810 get out of this wet clothes? 1333 00:49:33,812 --> 00:49:36,019 Can men deny such an honor? 1334 00:49:36,021 --> 00:49:37,491 Please. 1335 00:49:37,493 --> 00:49:39,122 Help yourself under deck. 1336 00:49:39,124 --> 00:49:40,529 Thank you. 1337 00:49:40,531 --> 00:49:41,490 I'm fine. 1338 00:49:41,492 --> 00:49:42,453 (Kashif grunts) 1339 00:49:44,212 --> 00:49:47,664 Ah, what we do for love, right? 1340 00:49:47,666 --> 00:49:49,713 Who said I didn't jump to get away from him? 1341 00:49:49,715 --> 00:49:53,007 Listen, if a woman makes you want to jump into the sea, 1342 00:49:53,009 --> 00:49:54,192 You fall in love. 1343 00:49:54,194 --> 00:49:55,952 (booing) I will remember it. 1344 00:49:55,954 --> 00:49:57,359 Where do you go 1345 00:49:57,361 --> 00:49:59,056 For Datça. 1346 00:49:59,058 --> 00:50:00,783 You have good taste. 1347 00:50:00,785 --> 00:50:01,806 The woman takes it. 1348 00:50:01,808 --> 00:50:03,726 Again, you have good taste. 1349 00:50:03,728 --> 00:50:05,423 Wait... 1350 00:50:05,425 --> 00:50:06,734 You have a ship 1351 00:50:06,736 --> 00:50:08,270 You can take us there. 1352 00:50:08,272 --> 00:50:09,486 This is not my cruise ship. 1353 00:50:09,488 --> 00:50:11,245 I rent it for the owner. 1354 00:50:11,247 --> 00:50:12,781 And, there are no violations, 1355 00:50:12,783 --> 00:50:14,124 I don't think you can afford it. 1356 00:50:14,126 --> 00:50:16,140 You don't know anything about me. 1357 00:50:16,142 --> 00:50:17,163 I know I'm not fishing for millionaires 1358 00:50:17,165 --> 00:50:18,923 out of the sea every day 1359 00:50:18,925 --> 00:50:20,459 Tells you what. 1360 00:50:20,461 --> 00:50:22,700 You take us to Datça, 1361 00:50:22,702 --> 00:50:24,299 You can tell me anywhere in the world 1362 00:50:24,301 --> 00:50:25,547 You want to vacation. 1363 00:50:25,549 --> 00:50:26,827 How are you doing? 1364 00:50:26,829 --> 00:50:27,882 I can't 1365 00:50:27,884 --> 00:50:29,453 But he can. 1366 00:50:31,019 --> 00:50:32,620 Hah. 1367 00:50:34,348 --> 00:50:35,657 Congratulations on joining. 1368 00:50:35,659 --> 00:50:37,419 ♪♪ 1369 00:50:42,282 --> 00:50:44,139 (seagulls call) 1370 00:50:45,962 --> 00:50:49,419 ♪♪ 1371 00:50:55,528 --> 00:50:56,805 Oh! Whoa. 1372 00:50:56,807 --> 00:50:59,174 Not ready to enter the water anymore. 1373 00:50:59,176 --> 00:51:01,285 "Oh, look at me, I'm Joshua. 1374 00:51:01,287 --> 00:51:03,204 " I'm super-manly and careless. 1375 00:51:03,206 --> 00:51:05,989 "Except on planes and cars. 1376 00:51:05,991 --> 00:51:07,331 And boats." 1377 00:51:07,333 --> 00:51:09,380 Who you are, and what you do with Amy 1378 00:51:09,382 --> 00:51:12,100 Being here for I feel like "Amy Old." 1379 00:51:12,102 --> 00:51:14,467 Well, I like Amy Tua. 1380 00:51:14,469 --> 00:51:16,674 Beautiful dresses 1381 00:51:16,676 --> 00:51:17,987 Jump from the dock. 1382 00:51:17,989 --> 00:51:19,553 Kissing strange men. 1383 00:51:19,555 --> 00:51:22,434 Well, how about we should pay back Kashif 1384 00:51:22,436 --> 00:51:24,673 to welcome us on this beautiful cruise ship? 1385 00:51:24,675 --> 00:51:26,561 I told him that you would cover it traveling anywhere in the world 1386 00:51:26,563 --> 00:51:28,161 - what are you - Amy is back 1387 00:51:28,163 --> 00:51:29,441 Seriously, Joshua? 1388 00:51:29,443 --> 00:51:30,817 Right when I thought you were actually went and made a real plan, 1389 00:51:30,819 --> 00:51:33,664 It turns out you expect me to take it take care of everything again. 1390 00:51:33,666 --> 00:51:34,561 Hey, Kashif! 1391 00:51:34,563 --> 00:51:35,806 Where do you want to take that vacation? 1392 00:51:35,808 --> 00:51:38,591 Sunny California. 1393 00:51:38,593 --> 00:51:40,096 He can go anywhere in the world, 1394 00:51:40,098 --> 00:51:41,471 and he wants to go to California? 1395 00:51:41,473 --> 00:51:43,519 Yes. What's up in California 1396 00:51:43,521 --> 00:51:45,503 My white whale 1397 00:51:45,505 --> 00:51:48,030 He must be very special. 1398 00:51:48,032 --> 00:51:51,517 Well, he made me want to jump into the sea. 1399 00:51:51,519 --> 00:51:53,023 (chuckles) 1400 00:52:08,636 --> 00:52:11,709 ♪♪ 1401 00:52:31,257 --> 00:52:32,822 Well, that's not a travel schedule. 1402 00:52:32,824 --> 00:52:34,326 How do you know? 1403 00:52:34,328 --> 00:52:36,054 You throw the itinerary out the window. 1404 00:52:36,056 --> 00:52:38,070 I think we've done it well without it. 1405 00:52:38,072 --> 00:52:40,853 I want to think we've done it more than enough okay Well, I don't think it involves a ship. 1406 00:52:40,855 --> 00:52:42,516 Or... another thing. 1407 00:52:42,518 --> 00:52:45,140 - We will never know - (snickers) 1408 00:52:45,142 --> 00:52:47,603 1409 00:52:47,605 --> 00:52:49,780 You know, I think people are very obsessed with planning this perfect bit their life will have 1410 00:52:49,782 --> 00:52:52,372 instead of doing the they have. 1411 00:52:52,374 --> 00:52:56,274 He said people were afraid of commitment. 1412 00:52:56,276 --> 00:52:58,354 When do I say that? 1413 00:52:58,356 --> 00:53:00,337 You're the least organized people I've met 1414 00:53:00,339 --> 00:53:03,025 You try to arrange a room full of five-year-old children. 1415 00:53:03,027 --> 00:53:05,810 I am committed to being no matter what happens 1416 00:53:05,812 --> 00:53:08,304 That's my job. 1417 00:53:08,306 --> 00:53:10,991 Or... that. 1418 00:53:10,993 --> 00:53:13,647 I'm sorry. 1419 00:53:13,649 --> 00:53:14,799 No problem. 1420 00:53:14,801 --> 00:53:15,791 I have a dog 1421 00:53:15,793 --> 00:53:17,424 And he fell ill. 1422 00:53:17,426 --> 00:53:19,694 Then he really hurts. 1423 00:53:19,696 --> 00:53:21,775 And without thinking, 1424 00:53:21,777 --> 00:53:23,247 I dropped everything and stayed home to help her. 1425 00:53:23,249 --> 00:53:26,126 Sounds quite responsible. 1426 00:53:26,128 --> 00:53:28,814 Unless I forget to tell the school. 1427 00:53:28,816 --> 00:53:30,477 1428 00:53:30,479 --> 00:53:32,141 Surely they understand. 1429 00:53:32,143 --> 00:53:35,021 During the week. (chuckles) 1430 00:53:35,023 --> 00:53:36,524 After I have to drop it, 1431 00:53:36,526 --> 00:53:39,563 I lost more work and... 1432 00:53:39,565 --> 00:53:40,586 they have to let me go 1433 00:53:40,588 --> 00:53:42,348 That's bad. 1434 00:53:42,350 --> 00:53:45,770 What can I say? More You are committed to people, 1435 00:53:45,772 --> 00:53:48,362 the more you have to be comfortable with uncertainty 1436 00:53:48,364 --> 00:53:50,250 I think all of us want to know is, 1437 00:53:50,252 --> 00:53:54,122 Do you hurt me too 1438 00:53:54,124 --> 00:53:57,129 And the answer is, like it or not. 1439 00:53:57,131 --> 00:53:59,272 I think I have someone Also know too. 1440 00:53:59,274 --> 00:54:02,600 But people change. 1441 00:54:02,602 --> 00:54:03,591 Not that much. 1442 00:54:03,593 --> 00:54:06,759 We drift. If you start sailing 1443 00:54:06,761 --> 00:54:10,119 and you only go degrees off course 1444 00:54:10,121 --> 00:54:11,782 and then you go long enough, 1445 00:54:11,784 --> 00:54:14,246 You end up in the wrong place. 1446 00:54:14,248 --> 00:54:16,998 Not the best metaphor use when we are on board. 1447 00:54:17,000 --> 00:54:19,366 You know what I mean. Yes. 1448 00:54:19,368 --> 00:54:23,495 Well, this is for smooth running from here out 1449 00:54:30,277 --> 00:54:31,844 What's up, Percolators? 1450 00:54:31,846 --> 00:54:34,402 Welcome to today's episode from "Expresso Yourself," 1451 00:54:34,404 --> 00:54:36,195 where the situation gets steamier. 1452 00:54:36,197 --> 00:54:39,297 Warning! It contains heat, heat, heat. 1453 00:54:39,299 --> 00:54:41,794 Hank's latest photo Pitman hit Tumblr today 1454 00:54:41,796 --> 00:54:44,097 and there is a choice of latte. 1455 00:54:44,099 --> 00:54:47,873 Here are the top ten responses in the order of asterisks and emo... 1456 00:54:47,875 --> 00:54:50,144 Ugh! Rendering. 1457 00:54:50,146 --> 00:54:51,715 (telephone alerts) 1458 00:54:58,401 --> 00:55:00,510 (telephone ringing) 1459 00:55:00,512 --> 00:55:02,047 Girl, I'm working. 1460 00:55:02,049 --> 00:55:03,905 Yes, we have a problem 1461 00:55:12,254 --> 00:55:14,748 What are you doing? 1462 00:55:14,750 --> 00:55:17,787 No. You can't expect me 1463 00:55:17,789 --> 00:55:19,771 sleeping on the floor after last night 1464 00:55:19,773 --> 00:55:21,756 There is no other place sleeping on a cruise 1465 00:55:21,758 --> 00:55:24,186 I just pity you. Whoa. 1466 00:55:24,188 --> 00:55:28,283 If it's sorry, I can't wait to see interested 1467 00:55:28,285 --> 00:55:31,928 Pay attention, or I won't do it Let you have a nice pillow. 1468 00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:33,786 Do you know what? 1469 00:55:33,788 --> 00:55:37,624 Maybe I'll take a bed and You can sleep on the floor! 1470 00:55:37,626 --> 00:55:39,353 Get down from there! You are covered in dirt! 1471 00:55:39,355 --> 00:55:40,665 You smell like a pirate! 1472 00:55:40,667 --> 00:55:43,512 Arr! That doesn't stop you from grabbing my booty 1473 00:55:43,514 --> 00:55:46,168 Go take a shower! Good. 1474 00:55:46,170 --> 00:55:48,407 But I took a nice pillow with me. 1475 00:55:48,409 --> 00:55:51,222 This and this one. 1476 00:55:51,224 --> 00:55:53,431 Speed up. We are already walking tour in less than an hour! 1477 00:55:53,433 --> 00:55:56,249 Of course we do. 1478 00:56:04,022 --> 00:56:05,588 (ring line) 1479 00:56:05,590 --> 00:56:07,923 Joshua, that's how you get bed bugs. 1480 00:56:07,925 --> 00:56:09,590 Ah, bullshit 1481 00:56:14,261 --> 00:56:17,077 (ring line) 1482 00:56:38,128 --> 00:56:40,270 (bell call) 1483 00:56:40,272 --> 00:56:42,383 We've tried to get holding you all weekend! 1484 00:56:42,385 --> 00:56:43,663 Is Joshua there? 1485 00:56:43,665 --> 00:56:44,910 He is in the bathroom. 1486 00:56:44,912 --> 00:56:47,214 Oh my God, he has an engagement ring. 1487 00:56:47,216 --> 00:56:49,453 I mean, he doesn't know I know he has a ring. 1488 00:56:49,455 --> 00:56:50,573 Why does he have a ring? 1489 00:56:50,575 --> 00:56:51,372 Amy, calm down. 1490 00:56:51,374 --> 00:56:52,173 Beautiful. It's a little comfortable. 1491 00:56:52,175 --> 00:56:54,605 - But I don't know him! - Amy, please 1492 00:56:54,607 --> 00:56:57,228 He pressed all my buttons I felt like a crazy person 1493 00:56:57,230 --> 00:56:58,508 But then on the boat, we kiss. 1494 00:56:58,510 --> 00:57:00,364 And then we are more than just kissing. 1495 00:57:00,366 --> 00:57:01,580 And now we are in the Mediterranean 1496 00:57:01,582 --> 00:57:02,890 and he has this ring! 1497 00:57:02,892 --> 00:57:03,947 Amy! Amy! 1498 00:57:03,949 --> 00:57:05,450 He has a boyfriend! 1499 00:57:05,452 --> 00:57:07,434 What? 1500 00:57:07,436 --> 00:57:11,145 Punk is a lie, cheating, pig sucking garbage! 1501 00:57:11,147 --> 00:57:12,586 You have to face it! 1502 00:57:12,588 --> 00:57:14,057 How can he have a girlfriend? 1503 00:57:14,059 --> 00:57:16,680 We research him. You do a background check 1504 00:57:16,682 --> 00:57:17,896 Just tell him 1505 00:57:17,898 --> 00:57:19,784 There are lots of photos online 1506 00:57:19,786 --> 00:57:23,623 He and some really young beautiful blond named Tiffany. 1507 00:57:23,625 --> 00:57:24,999 What does he need for that description? 1508 00:57:25,001 --> 00:57:26,088 This is not a police report. 1509 00:57:26,090 --> 00:57:27,975 I am very sorry, Ames! 1510 00:57:27,977 --> 00:57:31,015 There are photo albums dating back to four years ago with them. 1511 00:57:31,017 --> 00:57:33,285 Holidays, anniversaries 1512 00:57:33,287 --> 00:57:34,694 Maybe they broke up. 1513 00:57:34,696 --> 00:57:35,941 Yesterday, he wrote on the wall, 1514 00:57:35,943 --> 00:57:37,446 "Where are you 1515 00:57:37,448 --> 00:57:39,045 I'm ready to give my answer." 1516 00:57:39,047 --> 00:57:42,212 And now I use the ring. 1517 00:57:42,214 --> 00:57:43,716 You don't do anything wrong, Ames. 1518 00:57:43,718 --> 00:57:45,252 There is no relationship status in his profile. 1519 00:57:45,254 --> 00:57:46,500 How can you know? 1520 00:57:46,502 --> 00:57:47,684 But we have to tell you. 1521 00:57:47,686 --> 00:57:48,964 Guys? 1522 00:57:48,966 --> 00:57:50,276 Is there anything we can do? 1523 00:57:50,278 --> 00:57:52,035 Get this ring from me? 1524 00:57:52,037 --> 00:57:53,955 Just release it! 1525 00:57:53,957 --> 00:57:54,914 I can't, it's stuck. 1526 00:57:54,916 --> 00:57:56,258 Well, it's better to stop unstuck. 1527 00:57:56,260 --> 00:57:57,794 Amy, you can't be found out using that thing 1528 00:57:57,796 --> 00:57:58,979 I know that! 1529 00:57:58,981 --> 00:58:00,834 It's like being stuck on my finger. 1530 00:58:00,836 --> 00:58:02,658 Tiffany there must be some types of anorexic prostitutes. 1531 00:58:02,660 --> 00:58:04,289 - Just drag it! - does not help - Just rotate, okay, twist. - just drag it! 1532 00:58:04,291 --> 00:58:05,633 Do you have butter? Only get butter. 1533 00:58:05,635 --> 00:58:06,752 Where will he get butter? 1534 00:58:06,754 --> 00:58:07,713 I don't know Oil! 1535 00:58:07,715 --> 00:58:08,612 Oh my God. Amy, he came! 1536 00:58:10,209 --> 00:58:12,415 Oh my God. Oh, my God, I'm freaking. 1537 00:58:12,417 --> 00:58:13,537 Re-enter now. 1538 00:58:18,912 --> 00:58:19,969 Are you okay? You do pee-pee dance 1539 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:28,605 my students used to do it 1540 00:58:28,607 --> 00:58:29,885 Now that's right. 1541 00:58:29,887 --> 00:58:34,588 1542 00:58:34,590 --> 00:58:36,925 Someone takes forever in the bathroom 1543 00:58:36,927 --> 00:58:38,427 and you better not have spend all the hot water 1544 00:58:38,429 --> 00:58:40,187 because now I will also take it. 1545 00:58:40,189 --> 00:58:42,363 And I need soap. Lots of soap! 1546 00:58:42,365 --> 00:58:46,073 Good! Who smells of pirates now? 1547 00:58:46,075 --> 00:58:48,605 Oh Hello Miss. 1548 00:58:50,747 --> 00:58:52,505 Hurry up there! 1549 00:58:52,507 --> 00:58:54,459 The ruins may not be if we need too long 1550 00:59:06,841 --> 00:59:11,062 (tour guide) The city of Ephesus is known for housing the Temple of Artemis, 1551 00:59:11,064 --> 00:59:14,517 one of the Seven Miracles of the Ancient World. 1552 00:59:14,519 --> 00:59:19,127 Right now, we are in front the magnificent Celsus Library. 1553 00:59:21,622 --> 00:59:22,581 What are you doing? 1554 00:59:22,583 --> 00:59:24,467 What are you doing? 1555 00:59:24,469 --> 00:59:26,995 ... is known to store 12,000 rolls. 1556 00:59:26,997 --> 00:59:29,426 Ow! For what Sst! 1557 00:59:29,428 --> 00:59:31,699 You lose all... knowledge. 1558 00:59:31,701 --> 00:59:33,106 What's in your hands Nothing. 1559 00:59:33,108 --> 00:59:35,826 Let me see. No, Uh, uh, mm... 1560 00:59:35,828 --> 00:59:37,778 Very? 1561 00:59:37,780 --> 00:59:39,924 Uh, Tiberius Julius Aquila... 1562 00:59:41,427 --> 00:59:43,216 No! This is no big deal! 1563 00:59:43,218 --> 00:59:44,176 Don't! Just leave it 1564 00:59:44,178 --> 00:59:45,616 I don't like that 1565 00:59:45,618 --> 00:59:47,472 See what you make me do 1566 00:59:47,474 --> 00:59:49,903 Listen to the guide! 1567 00:59:49,905 --> 00:59:52,176 Now we will move to Agora. 1568 00:59:52,178 --> 00:59:56,718 Oh no! Oh no! 1569 00:59:56,720 --> 00:59:59,665 Oh yeah! 1570 01:00:01,456 --> 01:00:03,854 (tour guide) was built by the Antonine family 1571 01:00:03,856 --> 01:00:08,653 during the reign of Marcus Aurelius around 160 A.D. 1572 01:00:08,655 --> 01:00:10,191 (groaning) 1573 01:00:12,174 --> 01:00:17,899 Oh! Oh, my God. Oh! Uhh! 1574 01:00:17,901 --> 01:00:21,611 (tour guide) Unfortunately, the water cannot be drunk because Romans are known to use lead pipes. 1575 01:00:21,613 --> 01:00:23,790 thirsty? 1576 01:00:26,859 --> 01:00:28,237 Beautiful stone Very old. 1577 01:00:29,451 --> 01:00:36,328 Move. 1578 01:00:36,330 --> 01:00:38,282 What really happened 1579 01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:58,596 Really beautiful, right? 1580 01:00:58,598 --> 01:01:00,580 1581 01:01:00,582 --> 01:01:04,485 Yes, right. I'm more of an Obelisk. 1582 01:01:04,487 --> 01:01:08,324 I mean, fountains are cool too. 1583 01:01:08,326 --> 01:01:11,715 I have dreamed of this fountain for two years. 1584 01:01:11,717 --> 01:01:13,539 I made my screensaver. 1585 01:01:13,541 --> 01:01:16,770 I scrapbooked. I left me 1586 01:01:16,772 --> 01:01:18,434 jewelry in the closet every night 1587 01:01:18,436 --> 01:01:22,113 so he can get me the size of the ring without asking 1588 01:01:22,115 --> 01:01:24,161 Oh my God, I'm an idiot. 1589 01:01:24,163 --> 01:01:26,112 No, it's actually very smart. 1590 01:01:26,114 --> 01:01:30,752 I work very hard and I are sacrificed so much and now 1591 01:01:30,754 --> 01:01:35,647 I stand here alone without anything. 1592 01:01:35,649 --> 01:01:37,534 No one will propose to me 1593 01:01:37,536 --> 01:01:39,873 in front of this stupid fountain. 1594 01:01:45,215 --> 01:01:48,032 Well, maybe Josh doesn't want to. 1595 01:01:49,950 --> 01:01:51,356 But I can. 1596 01:01:51,358 --> 01:01:54,045 Look, Amy, I know it's crazy, 1597 01:01:54,047 --> 01:01:55,357 but you have a dream to be proposed 1598 01:01:55,359 --> 01:01:57,946 in front of this fountain and I have a ring 1599 01:01:57,948 --> 01:02:00,507 How perfect is that? Joshua. 1600 01:02:00,509 --> 01:02:03,034 This is the most amazing week of my life 1601 01:02:03,036 --> 01:02:04,665 And I know you also feel it. 1602 01:02:04,667 --> 01:02:05,786 Please don't do this 1603 01:02:05,788 --> 01:02:07,705 This is a once in a lifetime chance . 1604 01:02:07,707 --> 01:02:11,964 Amy Elizabeth Tyler, let's do this 1605 01:02:15,771 --> 01:02:20,087 Ah, bullshit! No! No, no! Where is it? 1606 01:02:20,089 --> 01:02:22,619 No! Do you mean this? 1607 01:02:23,960 --> 01:02:25,431 Why do you have my ring? 1608 01:02:25,433 --> 01:02:27,351 What do you mean Tiffany rings? 1609 01:02:27,353 --> 01:02:29,303 Okay, that's fair. I can explain 1610 01:02:29,305 --> 01:02:31,381 Explain what? That you have a boyfriend? 1611 01:02:31,383 --> 01:02:33,430 Do you have engagement rings in your bag? 1612 01:02:33,432 --> 01:02:35,029 That you sleep with me and lie to me? 1613 01:02:35,031 --> 01:02:37,365 Wow, I never lied to you. 1614 01:02:37,367 --> 01:02:39,444 You never told me That was the same thing! 1615 01:02:39,446 --> 01:02:41,140 You never ask What you care about 1616 01:02:41,142 --> 01:02:43,219 is my name Josh Merit and I have a passport. 1617 01:02:43,221 --> 01:02:44,309 You don't even know I speak Turkish! 1618 01:02:44,311 --> 01:02:46,803 This is a little different. 1619 01:02:46,805 --> 01:02:48,658 We both want escape from our lives 1620 01:02:48,660 --> 01:02:49,938 and we don't ask questions. 1621 01:02:49,940 --> 01:02:52,434 I lost everything in a matter of weeks. 1622 01:02:52,436 --> 01:02:55,537 My world spins out From control, so I panic. 1623 01:02:55,539 --> 01:02:58,705 I propose And I am lost one thing is left. 1624 01:02:58,707 --> 01:03:01,938 How did he lose? He wrote on your wall yesterday 1625 01:03:01,940 --> 01:03:03,057 What are you talking about? 1626 01:03:03,059 --> 01:03:05,265 Tiffany said that she needed space and time. 1627 01:03:05,267 --> 01:03:07,855 We live together! What does that mean? 1628 01:03:07,857 --> 01:03:11,440 The next day I got an e-mail offering a two-week vacation. 1629 01:03:11,442 --> 01:03:13,744 I can't be there, so I Bag the bag and come here. 1630 01:03:13,746 --> 01:03:16,431 And jump into bed with the first girl available 1631 01:03:16,433 --> 01:03:18,255 It can. I don't wish I could sleep with you On the first day, I don't expect to like you 1632 01:03:18,257 --> 01:03:19,822 So, a week later, did you propose to me? 1633 01:03:19,824 --> 01:03:22,573 You can't decide everything, Joshua. 1634 01:03:22,575 --> 01:03:25,036 Feelings aren't something you decide, Amy. 1635 01:03:25,038 --> 01:03:27,309 Or plan. or make up. 1636 01:03:27,311 --> 01:03:29,837 You cry I have a ring. 1637 01:03:29,839 --> 01:03:31,596 What do you expect me to do? 1638 01:03:31,598 --> 01:03:32,972 I hope you tell me you have a boyfriend 1639 01:03:32,974 --> 01:03:35,180 Well, I hope you tell me 1640 01:03:35,182 --> 01:03:36,650 You take a $ 3,000 ring from my bag. 1641 01:03:36,652 --> 01:03:38,570 I don't want your ring I want an apology! 1642 01:03:38,572 --> 01:03:41,290 Okay I'm sorry! Now, give it back. 1643 01:03:41,292 --> 01:03:43,499 It's jammed Do you think I want this nonsense to me? 1644 01:03:43,501 --> 01:03:46,153 1645 01:03:46,155 --> 01:03:47,593 Do you try soap and water? 1646 01:03:47,595 --> 01:03:49,385 Why do you think I did it? in the bathroom for so long? 1647 01:03:49,387 --> 01:03:50,409 Because you are a girl! 1648 01:03:50,411 --> 01:03:52,009 So what do we do now? 1649 01:03:52,011 --> 01:03:54,025 I don't know You are always the one with the plan 1650 01:03:54,027 --> 01:03:55,752 Now, who you are is very good at improvising. 1651 01:03:55,754 --> 01:03:57,482 So, improvise! 1652 01:04:04,937 --> 01:04:07,366 Shut up, you will hurt the ring. 1653 01:04:07,368 --> 01:04:09,126 Thank you for your attention. 1654 01:04:09,128 --> 01:04:11,942 About 1.2 carats. Good cut 1655 01:04:11,944 --> 01:04:13,989 What kind of stone is it? F? 1656 01:04:13,991 --> 01:04:15,014 This is E, actually. 1657 01:04:15,016 --> 01:04:16,420 Can we go back to... Ow. 1658 01:04:16,422 --> 01:04:18,788 The ring is too tight to be removed by hand 1659 01:04:18,790 --> 01:04:21,189 I think the lack of circulation makes 1660 01:04:21,191 --> 01:04:22,565 his finger swells too much 1661 01:04:22,567 --> 01:04:24,067 - Then we will cut it. - My finger? 1662 01:04:24,069 --> 01:04:25,667 It is better to fix circulation problems. 1663 01:04:25,669 --> 01:04:28,612 Do you want me to see through the band? 1664 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:29,667 Yes. No. 1665 01:04:29,669 --> 01:04:31,298 Easy there, 1666 01:04:31,300 --> 01:04:33,185 - jigsaw killer - This is the only way 1667 01:04:33,187 --> 01:04:34,498 to cut platinum and save the settings. 1668 01:04:34,500 --> 01:04:36,449 Oh, platinum. Fancy. 1669 01:04:36,451 --> 01:04:38,145 Can't we wait and see if the finger falls? 1670 01:04:38,147 --> 01:04:39,778 Why are you two engaged instead? 1671 01:04:39,780 --> 01:04:40,961 - No. - No. - (speaking Turkish) 1672 01:04:40,963 --> 01:04:42,336 (speaking Turkish) 1673 01:04:42,338 --> 01:04:45,443 This is your ring That is your problem 1674 01:04:47,618 --> 01:04:50,434 (doors open and closed) 1675 01:04:52,002 --> 01:04:54,814 Alright, shut up. This will only take a minute. 1676 01:04:54,816 --> 01:04:56,351 Like your decision to marry me? 1677 01:04:56,353 --> 01:04:58,210 You still use the ring. 1678 01:05:02,239 --> 01:05:05,055 (whirring) 1679 01:05:15,517 --> 01:05:17,308 That's it. 1680 01:05:17,310 --> 01:05:20,122 The first side, now the other. See? 1681 01:05:20,124 --> 01:05:21,371 There is nothing to worry about. 1682 01:05:21,373 --> 01:05:23,353 There is nothing to worry about? 1683 01:05:25,372 --> 01:05:28,186 Well, sometimes it's a mess, Amy. 1684 01:05:28,188 --> 01:05:30,169 It doesn't follow your perfect little plan 1685 01:05:30,171 --> 01:05:31,609 and you have to just go with it. 1686 01:05:31,611 --> 01:05:32,985 Well, that's convenient, comes from men 1687 01:05:32,987 --> 01:05:34,104 that puts me in this situation 1688 01:05:34,106 --> 01:05:36,408 You put us here, Amy. 1689 01:05:36,000 --> 01:05:38,327 You know, that's your problem. 1690 01:05:38,329 --> 01:05:41,911 The whole trip... your plan, Amy. yours. 1691 01:05:41,913 --> 01:05:43,223 All this I have planned. 1692 01:05:43,225 --> 01:05:45,081 Yes? neither do I. 1693 01:05:49,368 --> 01:05:51,126 You really have to be committed to your decision. 1694 01:05:51,128 --> 01:05:54,261 Why don't we ask Tiffany about your commitment 1695 01:05:54,263 --> 01:05:57,620 You know, you just rejected me and now 1696 01:05:57,622 --> 01:05:59,667 I'm most devastating The precious thing I have, 1697 01:05:59,669 --> 01:06:02,419 because you are right That's what I did. 1698 01:06:02,421 --> 01:06:04,404 I dropped everything to help you. 1699 01:06:04,406 --> 01:06:06,323 Help my students Help my dog 1700 01:06:06,325 --> 01:06:08,499 - How is that suitable for you? - Wow. 1701 01:06:08,501 --> 01:06:10,965 I work with children and you The most selfish person I've ever met. 1702 01:06:19,860 --> 01:06:22,577 Do you still have your return ticket? 1703 01:06:22,579 --> 01:06:24,464 Unless you take it out of my bag. 1704 01:06:24,466 --> 01:06:26,384 Then I suggest you go home. 1705 01:06:26,386 --> 01:06:29,138 I was never supposed to leave. 1706 01:06:41,136 --> 01:06:42,893 (speaking Turkish) 1707 01:06:42,895 --> 01:06:44,910 I need to exchange this ticket for the next flight 1708 01:06:44,912 --> 01:06:48,492 Good. You will fly standby. 1709 01:06:48,494 --> 01:06:50,316 The door is there. 1710 01:06:50,318 --> 01:06:52,588 - What do I do with this one? - There is no. 1711 01:06:52,590 --> 01:06:54,191 Not useful now 1712 01:07:24,393 --> 01:07:28,169 (audio disabled in video) 1713 01:07:51,268 --> 01:07:53,089 This is very beautiful. 1714 01:07:53,091 --> 01:07:54,339 Excuse me? 1715 01:07:54,341 --> 01:07:55,585 Your bracelet 1716 01:07:55,587 --> 01:07:58,722 Oh Thank you. 1717 01:07:58,724 --> 01:08:00,097 Girlfriend? 1718 01:08:00,099 --> 01:08:04,224 No. From real strangers. 1719 01:08:04,226 --> 01:08:06,817 Foreigners can sometimes be more important than we know. 1720 01:08:06,819 --> 01:08:10,079 Not this one. He is unpredictable. 1721 01:08:10,081 --> 01:08:12,959 And unreliable. 1722 01:08:12,961 --> 01:08:15,039 I arrange a perfect vacation 1723 01:08:15,041 --> 01:08:17,054 and he can't just like that relax and enjoy the plan. 1724 01:08:17,056 --> 01:08:21,598 I understand. My life starts with a plan. 1725 01:08:21,600 --> 01:08:25,725 I was introduced to a boy named Manish when I was six years old. 1726 01:08:25,727 --> 01:08:27,964 We will marry when we are 18 years old. 1727 01:08:27,966 --> 01:08:30,845 We are both very young and very scared. 1728 01:08:30,847 --> 01:08:33,723 We have nothing in common. 1729 01:08:33,725 --> 01:08:38,075 On our wedding day, we have a ceremony called Shaka Paula 1730 01:08:38,077 --> 01:08:40,379 where the bride is a symbol of a long and lasting marriage. 1731 01:08:40,381 --> 01:08:45,593 - A bracelet. - He's just a stranger 1732 01:08:45,595 --> 01:08:48,952 And with a bracelet, he becomes my best friend 1733 01:08:48,954 --> 01:08:52,377 1734 01:08:52,379 --> 01:08:54,775 Doesn't the difference make you crazy? 1735 01:08:54,777 --> 01:08:58,520 Why do I want to marry myself? 1736 01:08:58,522 --> 01:09:02,327 With Manish, every day is an adventure. 1737 01:09:02,329 --> 01:09:04,247 I'm jealous. 1738 01:09:04,249 --> 01:09:06,294 You have security know your future 1739 01:09:06,296 --> 01:09:09,174 Nobody knows their future. 1740 01:09:09,176 --> 01:09:12,791 I only know who I want to use. 1741 01:09:17,302 --> 01:09:19,796 I don't believe this 1742 01:09:19,798 --> 01:09:22,004 You must be kidding me. So, you, like, 1743 01:09:22,006 --> 01:09:25,044 just go to Europe for two people weeks without telling me 1744 01:09:25,046 --> 01:09:26,803 You say it takes time and space to think about it. 1745 01:09:26,805 --> 01:09:29,075 Not with other women! 1746 01:09:29,077 --> 01:09:30,163 You have the right to be angry. 1747 01:09:30,165 --> 01:09:31,858 Thank you for your permission 1748 01:09:31,860 --> 01:09:34,066 Hey, I mean, you obviously find other people too 1749 01:09:34,068 --> 01:09:35,506 I can go 1750 01:09:35,508 --> 01:09:37,298 Will you leave him from this? 1751 01:09:37,300 --> 01:09:38,897 I just want to do the right thing 1752 01:09:38,899 --> 01:09:42,416 and let you know that I realize that we are not in love. 1753 01:09:42,418 --> 01:09:45,583 Of course not, Joshua. We feel comfortable 1754 01:09:45,585 --> 01:09:47,215 I'm not comfortable. 1755 01:09:47,217 --> 01:09:49,264 Wait, but I propose it. 1756 01:09:49,266 --> 01:09:50,511 I don't say, "Yes." 1757 01:09:50,513 --> 01:09:51,791 Well, you don't say, "No." 1758 01:09:51,793 --> 01:09:53,104 Well, I don't want to hurt you. 1759 01:09:53,106 --> 01:09:54,670 It's actually very sweet. 1760 01:09:54,672 --> 01:09:55,789 Thank you 1761 01:09:55,791 --> 01:09:57,839 Will you stay outside of that, man? 1762 01:09:57,841 --> 01:10:00,078 Look, I still care about you, man. 1763 01:10:00,080 --> 01:10:03,214 You lose your dog And then your work That is sucked. 1764 01:10:03,216 --> 01:10:06,541 But you're always crazy stuff and change your mind 1765 01:10:06,543 --> 01:10:12,012 And I don't want to be a jerk. But I don't want to marry you. 1766 01:10:12,014 --> 01:10:14,156 And I just found out that I gave you enough time, 1767 01:10:14,158 --> 01:10:16,652 Maybe you will find out. 1768 01:10:16,654 --> 01:10:19,275 I'm sorry. 1769 01:10:19,277 --> 01:10:21,035 Well, what are your plans? you won't marry me 1770 01:10:21,037 --> 01:10:25,513 There are no plans. We just have fun. 1771 01:10:25,515 --> 01:10:26,665 And then we change. 1772 01:10:26,667 --> 01:10:29,418 We didn't change, we floated. 1773 01:10:29,420 --> 01:10:32,169 You grew up But I don't want to. 1774 01:10:32,171 --> 01:10:35,367 I still want to be young, pleasant and crazy. 1775 01:10:35,369 --> 01:10:37,191 Maybe I will go to graduate school. 1776 01:10:37,193 --> 01:10:39,112 Maybe I will go to Europe with a stranger. 1777 01:10:39,114 --> 01:10:41,127 - Do you want to go to Europe? - Sst. 1778 01:10:41,129 --> 01:10:43,111 Foreigners 1779 01:10:43,113 --> 01:10:44,775 I can't be locked up in a plan. 1780 01:10:44,777 --> 01:10:46,695 Maybe the plan is good. 1781 01:10:46,697 --> 01:10:49,541 Wow. Who is Joshua? 1782 01:10:49,543 --> 01:10:51,493 You must have enjoyed a vacation. 1783 01:10:51,495 --> 01:10:53,732 Yeah, well, it's over now. 1784 01:10:53,734 --> 01:10:57,252 This ends. 1785 01:10:57,254 --> 01:10:58,982 No need. 1786 01:11:00,134 --> 01:11:02,119 Oh my God. 1787 01:11:04,166 --> 01:11:07,268 You are right! 1788 01:11:07,270 --> 01:11:09,155 Wait, where did you go? 1789 01:11:09,157 --> 01:11:10,530 I have a plane to catch. 1790 01:11:10,532 --> 01:11:12,003 - Wait, can I make a call? - No. 1791 01:11:12,005 --> 01:11:13,761 Why me... what? 1792 01:11:13,763 --> 01:11:15,745 (sighs) 1793 01:11:15,747 --> 01:11:17,444 Do you wash clothes 1794 01:11:19,363 --> 01:11:22,179 Oh come on, Marcie! 1795 01:11:24,066 --> 01:11:26,848 ♪ And where do we go? ♪ 1796 01:11:26,850 --> 01:11:29,728 ♪ And where do we go? ♪ 1797 01:11:29,730 --> 01:11:32,576 ♪ And where do we go? ♪ 1798 01:11:32,578 --> 01:11:35,423 ♪ And where do we go? ♪ 1799 01:11:35,425 --> 01:11:38,239 ♪ And where do we go? ♪ 1800 01:11:38,241 --> 01:11:40,862 ♪ And where do we have to... ♪ 1801 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:42,237 ♪ Go ♪ 1802 01:11:42,239 --> 01:11:45,056 ♪♪ 1803 01:11:48,415 --> 01:11:51,230 ♪ (whistling) ♪ 1804 01:11:55,933 --> 01:11:58,458 Today on "What & apos; s Trending," we have Viner named Yosua 1805 01:11:58,460 --> 01:12:01,594 posting pictures and videos from himself jumping into the water 1806 01:12:01,596 --> 01:12:06,170 all over the world, broken hearts more than a travel vlogger named Amy. 1807 01:12:06,172 --> 01:12:07,674 On all the love letters of Josh's video 1808 01:12:07,676 --> 01:12:09,913 he writes a message, hashtag, 1809 01:12:09,915 --> 01:12:12,121 "You Make Me Want to Jump into the Ocean." 1810 01:12:12,123 --> 01:12:13,529 Some of the top comments. 1811 01:12:13,531 --> 01:12:16,699 This is from @SupervisorSam which says... 1812 01:12:19,610 --> 01:12:21,498 And @ Julia93 write... 1813 01:12:24,952 --> 01:12:27,413 Now, I don't want to jump to any conclusion, 1814 01:12:27,415 --> 01:12:30,134 But it looks like Joshua will become a virus. 1815 01:12:30,136 --> 01:12:31,414 Some words of advice though. 1816 01:12:31,416 --> 01:12:33,976 It's better to soak it while you can, Joshua. 1817 01:12:35,350 --> 01:12:38,037 I mean, hemp milk is new coconut milk. 1818 01:12:38,039 --> 01:12:41,589 - Hey, Sandra, do you see jumpers? - person or sweater? 1819 01:12:41,591 --> 01:12:43,251 No, this person jumps in the body of water 1820 01:12:43,253 --> 01:12:44,852 all over the world, claiming his love 1821 01:12:44,854 --> 01:12:46,706 for vlogger this trip is named Amy. 1822 01:12:46,708 --> 01:12:48,627 Amy me? Who knows? 1823 01:12:48,629 --> 01:12:50,610 But he has built more than 4 juta million Vine followers. 1824 01:12:50,612 --> 01:12:51,826 Holy sh... 1825 01:12:51,828 --> 01:12:55,409 (ring line) 1826 01:12:55,411 --> 01:12:56,529 (bell call) 1827 01:12:56,531 --> 01:12:58,928 Hi! So, remember how we are good friends 1828 01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:01,008 and I let you hit me sofa and I will do anything 1829 01:13:01,010 --> 01:13:02,801 for you and you will do anything for me? 1830 01:13:02,803 --> 01:13:04,080 What do you want? 1831 01:13:04,082 --> 01:13:05,584 Have you seen YouTube? 1832 01:13:05,586 --> 01:13:06,768 In general? 1833 01:13:06,770 --> 01:13:08,784 Your girl is famous 1834 01:13:08,786 --> 01:13:11,503 - Oh, no, what are you doing? - No, this is Joshua. 1835 01:13:11,505 --> 01:13:13,870 He tries to find you and it will be a virus! 1836 01:13:13,872 --> 01:13:16,366 He is in the whole Tumblr. There are memes from you. 1837 01:13:16,368 --> 01:13:19,085 It's like this parody song. 1838 01:13:19,087 --> 01:13:20,365 You only have to see it. 1839 01:13:20,367 --> 01:13:22,605 Wait, how do I become a meme? 1840 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:24,204 Nobody knows how it works. 1841 01:13:24,206 --> 01:13:26,348 Look, I just need to order your on my show, today. 1842 01:13:26,350 --> 01:13:29,739 - What are you waiting for? - Have you lost the part where you are famous on the Internet? 1843 01:13:29,741 --> 01:13:32,684 "Amy & apos; s Adventures" has started millions of views come out of this! 1844 01:13:32,686 --> 01:13:34,508 Well, what do I guess? to talk about on your show? 1845 01:13:34,510 --> 01:13:37,483 I don't care Look, Joshua is running 1846 01:13:37,485 --> 01:13:38,602 the whole world, sink itself. 1847 01:13:38,604 --> 01:13:39,818 I need to cover this story 1848 01:13:39,820 --> 01:13:42,346 and my best friend is exclusive. 1849 01:13:42,348 --> 01:13:46,408 Until you know I'll be there for you as a friend, but... 1850 01:13:46,410 --> 01:13:48,010 Do you need to list the pros and cons? 1851 01:13:48,012 --> 01:13:50,217 No, it's just... 1852 01:13:50,219 --> 01:13:52,808 I have spent the last three months trying to forget Joshua. 1853 01:13:52,810 --> 01:13:54,120 Well, do you think you can remember it? 1854 01:13:54,122 --> 01:13:55,592 in the next three minutes? 1855 01:13:55,594 --> 01:13:57,096 Three minutes? You can't give me more than that? 1856 01:13:57,098 --> 01:13:58,695 This is the Internet, Amy. 1857 01:13:58,697 --> 01:14:00,806 15 seconds of fame literally means 15 seconds. 1858 01:14:00,808 --> 01:14:01,862 Come on, please? 1859 01:14:01,864 --> 01:14:05,574 I will let you promote Spontaneous. 1860 01:14:05,576 --> 01:14:08,134 What's up, Percolators? "Expresso Yourself" today 1861 01:14:08,136 --> 01:14:10,053 presented live and exclusively. 1862 01:14:10,055 --> 01:14:12,261 My guest proved what an electrical engineer 1863 01:14:12,263 --> 01:14:15,141 It could have been said... to rest Internet, just add water. 1864 01:14:15,143 --> 01:14:16,900 So, Amy, let's dive. 1865 01:14:16,902 --> 01:14:19,684 Tell the people why Joshua's people 1866 01:14:19,686 --> 01:14:21,732 is traveling around the world, looking for you 1867 01:14:21,734 --> 01:14:23,587 But you know the story. Amy! 1868 01:14:23,589 --> 01:14:26,786 Oh sorry. Well, I am a Global Concierge 1869 01:14:26,788 --> 01:14:28,258 for spontaneous travel 1870 01:14:28,260 --> 01:14:30,051 Thumbs up if you don't know what it is. 1871 01:14:30,053 --> 01:14:33,185 And, um, three months ago, I invite strangers from the Internet at a discount travel across Europe 1872 01:14:33,187 --> 01:14:36,001 Sounds like a horror movie plot! 1873 01:14:36,003 --> 01:14:38,240 Well, that's the beginning. We almost killed each other. 1874 01:14:38,242 --> 01:14:41,215 1875 01:14:41,217 --> 01:14:42,816 Seriously, like, he almost cut his hand. 1876 01:14:42,818 --> 01:14:45,440 Finger. It's complicated. 1877 01:14:45,442 --> 01:14:47,583 Joshua and I met at a bad time. 1878 01:14:47,585 --> 01:14:49,695 We both run away from something, 1879 01:14:49,697 --> 01:14:52,159 But on the contrary, we find each other. 1880 01:14:52,161 --> 01:14:54,717 However, here it is, a few months later 1881 01:14:54,719 --> 01:14:56,638 1882 01:14:56,640 --> 01:14:59,998 being approached by a man whose marriage calls 1883 01:15:00,000 --> 01:15:01,406 is the world's quietest contest for wet t-shirts 1884 01:15:01,408 --> 01:15:04,220 So, Amy, what happened? 1885 01:15:04,222 --> 01:15:10,555 Did Joshua get away? 1886 01:15:10,557 --> 01:15:14,938 Well, actually, I'm messed up. 1887 01:15:14,940 --> 01:15:18,394 I think if I am organized and focus and be safe 1888 01:15:18,396 --> 01:15:22,457 that I can control the future and avoid getting hurt. 1889 01:15:22,459 --> 01:15:26,393 But life has its own plan. 1890 01:15:26,395 --> 01:15:27,994 Look, I don't know where Yosua is or why he made this GIF. 1891 01:15:27,996 --> 01:15:30,233 This is pronounced "jiff." 1892 01:15:30,235 --> 01:15:34,553 life changing experience. 1893 01:15:34,555 --> 01:15:38,392 But now it's over. It ends. 1894 01:15:38,394 --> 01:15:39,670 Well, you know what they say. 1895 01:15:39,672 --> 01:15:41,750 - Holidays always come to... - No! 1896 01:15:41,752 --> 01:15:43,509 Who actually said that? 1897 01:15:43,511 --> 01:15:45,589 I always think so is part of growing up. 1898 01:15:45,591 --> 01:15:47,829 Vacation ends Honeymoon is over. 1899 01:15:47,831 --> 01:15:49,814 Death and taxes. But I looked for it, 1900 01:15:49,816 --> 01:15:52,086 and that is not the real word. 1901 01:15:52,088 --> 01:15:55,764 Happiness does not have to be temporary or special. 1902 01:15:55,766 --> 01:15:57,749 There is no reason for you whole life can't be felt 1903 01:15:57,751 --> 01:15:59,796 like a vacation if you find the right person 1904 01:15:59,798 --> 01:16:02,355 - Get him! - Good. OK. Thank you. 1905 01:16:02,357 --> 01:16:04,626 Yes, I can take it from here. 1906 01:16:04,628 --> 01:16:07,283 Joshua. 1907 01:16:07,285 --> 01:16:08,691 What are you doing here? 1908 01:16:08,693 --> 01:16:10,450 I don't pay for my parking ticket. 1909 01:16:10,452 --> 01:16:13,106 Now it will be a good time to make a speech. 1910 01:16:13,108 --> 01:16:14,290 Good. 1911 01:16:14,292 --> 01:16:16,273 Uh look, Amy. 1912 01:16:16,275 --> 01:16:20,752 When we separate, I can't go back to my old life I want to fix something. 1913 01:16:20,754 --> 01:16:22,640 Joshua why don't you come talk about that here, in front of the camera? 1914 01:16:22,642 --> 01:16:26,223 I don't have your number, so I can't call you 1915 01:16:26,225 --> 01:16:28,430 I don't know where you live, so I can't go to your house 1916 01:16:28,432 --> 01:16:31,343 So, I go to one place I know I'll find you. 1917 01:16:31,345 --> 01:16:33,966 Internet. I fill every corner 1918 01:16:33,968 --> 01:16:37,455 I think will attract your attention 1919 01:16:37,457 --> 01:16:39,181 I mean, I'm showing millions of people how I feel about you But you didn't say it to me. 1920 01:16:39,183 --> 01:16:42,220 I tried. I just want to finish the plan. 1921 01:16:42,222 --> 01:16:43,884 Well, sometimes the plan changes. 1922 01:16:43,886 --> 01:16:46,924 1923 01:16:46,926 --> 01:16:48,939 1924 01:16:48,941 --> 01:16:50,699 I don't want it. 1925 01:16:50,701 --> 01:16:53,100 I want to go back to the state, 1926 01:16:53,102 --> 01:16:55,083 when you grab my hand and jump into the water 1927 01:16:55,085 --> 01:16:57,194 and change my life forever. 1928 01:16:57,196 --> 01:16:59,307 Amy, we don't fall into the sea. 1929 01:16:59,309 --> 01:17:01,897 We fall in love. 1930 01:17:01,899 --> 01:17:05,897 And I will continue to jump and jump and jump 1931 01:17:05,899 --> 01:17:07,915 if it makes me come back to you 1932 01:17:11,659 --> 01:17:14,343 Can someone turn off the camera? 1933 01:17:14,345 --> 01:17:15,722 on it. 1934 01:17:28,615 --> 01:17:31,076 Do you think you can give Josh Merit a third chance? 1935 01:17:31,078 --> 01:17:36,836 No. I gave Michael Merit a shot instead. 1936 01:17:36,838 --> 01:17:38,596 - I'm not Michael. - I feel it 1937 01:17:38,598 --> 01:17:39,655 Good. 1938 01:17:42,502 --> 01:17:44,579 If you can wrap this , there is a line 1939 01:17:44,581 --> 01:17:47,394 What is resistant? Come on. 1940 01:17:47,396 --> 01:17:49,314 What is the arrest? 1941 01:17:49,316 --> 01:17:51,138 I will show the anchor. 1942 01:17:51,140 --> 01:17:54,049 So what's the plan? 1943 01:17:54,051 --> 01:17:56,867 We redeem it. 1944 01:17:58,594 --> 01:18:01,410 ♪♪ 1945 01:18:55,673 --> 01:18:57,399 Hey, adventurer. 1946 01:18:57,401 --> 01:19:00,727 Apparently, Joshua has a little surprise for me 1947 01:19:00,729 --> 01:19:03,191 - I plan our trip - you are planned 1948 01:19:03,193 --> 01:19:05,878 - I asked Robert to plan, but that didn't work out. - Oh no. 1949 01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:07,190 - Where will we go? 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