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SYNOPSIS: Follow the lives of different mothers on Mother's Day, Sandy (Jennifer Aniston) a happy widow, until her ex-husband married a much younger woman.
SINOPSIS [2]: Now he is facing a big change in his life as his two sons now have stepmothers. His brothers, Jesse (Kate Hudson) and Gabi (Sarah Chalke) got unexpected surprises from their mothers,
SYNOPSIS [3]: ... who is not happy to know that lesbian Gabi and Jesse marry colored men. Miranda (Julia Roberts) does not have children, focusing on her career. Kristin (played by Britt Robertson) enjoys life as a person...
SINOPSIS [4]: ... a new mother and pressed by her boyfriend to get married. Bradley (Jason Sudeikis) strives to be the best parent for his daughters since their mother died, but his idea of Mother's Day pretends that nothing at all.
Ah, Mother's Day.
Paige, come on, honey, you have to go to school.
I like being a mother.
But what about other 364 days in a year?
When you try send your child to school...
... and you live with very little sleep...
... because you were all night sewing costumes for school drama....
... while you still have to go work in the morning.
Go.
It's about work that is never finished....
.... for soccer, gymnastics, or ballet.
It's about getting your kids looking from their computer...
.... or iPad or iPod or iPhone or whatever "i" they are looking at.
Paige, wait, honey, your banana, wait, wait!
It's okay, honey, just eat pears.
Eating that pear, it's delicious too.
In other words, is about being....
Mother! Mother!
Mother!
Peter....
Wait, wait, wait... breathe, slowly, slowly,
... .bernation, wait.
Here it is. See?
Now tell me what happened.
Peter leaves the top part of the open ant farm.
All the ants are gone, even the big red ones.
Oh why? Why did I buy this for you?
I swear, I'm not....
Hey, hey, hey, Peter, where did it come from?
You know there shouldn't be more "junk-food" for breakfast.
The father who brought it. He allows us to eat it.
He also lets you go to school without underwear.
It's called "free-balling", Mother.
I swear. Where are all these ants?
Occurrence in the backyard.
God. Peter, I'm not kidding. I count to three.
One, two...
... Three.
What? When does it stop functioning?
Come on, I brought a box of donuts.
That's not a federal offense,
... but I will take credit for underwear.
- Good morning. - Hello.
Do you look like this when we are still married?
No, I'm really better.
When did you get here? I didn't even hear you coming.
I enter through the back door.
I mean, we don't want neighbors talk, right? [CLICK TONGUE]
Hmm. Are you hungry?
Mmm.
Here, take a donut.
Your parents are divorced, right?
Oh, believe me, there is an oddity.
So, Peter, you decided invite your friends...
... at 7:45 a.m. this morning?
Hello.
We met here to "carpool" today. [Carpooling = Go together using one vehicle alternately]
- And donuts. - [HENRY:] As per my request.
Alright, you're a little kid, let's go, it's time to go to school.
Loading.
Please, you cannot bring these items to the house again.
Yes, but, uh, seriously, can we talk again later?
There is something important that I need to talk with you.
Of course, alright.
- OK. - [TELEPHONE PHONE]
Phone.
Hey, Jess.
I ate all the coffee cakes last night.
Pilates? [Pilates = Exercise system with special tools, to increase physical strength, flexibility, and posture, and increase mental awareness]
No, I can't. I have too much work.
But I have to tell you, strange things just happened.
What?
I thought I just caught Henry fully checking me,
... it seems twice.
Is it like a long gaze or gawking?
Jesse, you have to see this!
I will say like gawking.
What does that mean?
I don't know, but he said want to sit with me later...
... and talk about something important.
What if he wants to come back with you?
What? Impossible.
I come, I come.
That doesn't happen.
- Why not? - Jesse.
You are the happiest divorced couple I have ever met.
I mean, maybe you imagine you're one of them.
Max, get ready, my sister comes.
No, no, no, no, no, no, is impossible.
It won't... It's been years, everything is good and....
You're not really... Really, do you think that's possible?
- Do you think? - This is what I was wondering.
If you remarry, means the ring must be bigger?
I say "Yes".
Okay, you just keep on thinking about all those things...
... with a very deep mind, okay?
I'll talk to you later.
OK.
Presenting a decorative vehicle our carnival for the Mother's Day parade.
Oh!
Wow!
- Do you like it? - What is that?
Peranakan [uterus]. That's peranakan.
Of course.
This is a peranakan ornamental vehicle.
Amazing. And that, the tube?
umbilical cord.
This is symbolic that we all come from the same place,
... bro, normal, transgender, black, white, purple, you know.
Awesome.
I like it.
You will like it very much in the Mother's Day parade.
Seriously, they won't know what to do with it.
You haven't seen the best part.
Oh look at that! I produce a child for the second time.
Wow! That's a boy.
You have lost your mind.
I will go to work. I'll be here soon.
Are you good?
All good, Val.
Hey, Zack.
Another week, you don't need a tray.
Another week, and you and Kristin will do my work.
Hey, Val.
Hey, Kristin. Hey.
Hello, Dad!
Ooh.
No, no, no, we clean it.
I really just wash my hands.
No problem.
I can always wear a hazmat suit. [Hazmat Suit = Personal protective equipment, in the form of impermeable clothing as protection against hazardous substances / substances]
I will like that.
Baby books call it to be a helicopter mother.
You know, always drifting.
Yes, I've mentioned everything,
... and it doesn't bother at all.
Milk bottle for tonight.
Can you keep it in a refrigerator for me, please?
Hmm, it might not work.
I just found out...
Hey, Zack, can I ask for two more?
Yep, on the way. Beanzie?
I was accepted in Buckhead Standup Comedy Contest.
First round tonight, three rounds,
... the main prize is $ 5 thousand.
Unfortunately, it will take all of my as a comedian,
... .wah, $ 5 thousand.
Accepted to join the contest alone is a big transaction.
Yes, of course, I will think of something with Katie.
Don't worry. Just go make them laugh.
I don't pay you for reproduction again.
Sorry, boss.
But don't think of me, I'm just the owner.
Vicky, don't kick the ball here.
Good, alright.
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Thank you.
Don't believe it's been a year.
This will be the first year we are not with him.
I miss him.
Me too.
Who is that?
Only friends, ask if I will...
... go to the mall today after school.
I have to answer it.
Is this your "he", eh, boyfriend?
Daddy, stop it. Please help.
- What? - Oh, my God.
It seems like a reasonable question...
... for a father who asks to his daughter.
Hey, Vicky, you know, we should go.
We will be late to school,
... and you, don't be late for soccer practice this time.
I won't be late.
Mother is never late for training.
No, he's not late.
Can I drive a car?
Fully not.
No, look, someday we all will end up in a place like this.
- OK? - I don't want to rush to it.
What?
It's just like an old father, making jokes.
Yes, I guess.
So, listen, Dad.
After I get a SIM, may I, you know,
... drive a Volkswagen Mother?
No, no, no, I will sell it. I told you that.
Come on, Dad. Be kind, please?
The car is really just hanging out in the garage.
Absolutely not allowed.
Wow, thank you for thinking about that. Great.
I'm Adam Freeman.
Thank you for joining me here with HSN from our headquarters... [HSN = Home Shopping Network (formerly Home Shopping Club); terrestrial / cable / satellite TV network established by HSN, Inc .; based in St. Petersburg, Florida, USA]
... on St. Petersburg, Florida.
Now, I want to send it to Atlanta, Georgia,
... where Miranda Collins is very beautiful with her book tour.
Hello, Adam.
Hello, Atlanta.
Hello, viewers.
So, Mother's Day is getting so close,
... and we have the beautiful pendant this very beautiful crystal mood.
This is a perfect gift for mothers.
Rust original pendant this crystal mood...
... change color according to your mood.
Now, isn't it fun to know...
... if your mother is happy or sad or angry?
Oh, we just sold our 800th pendant!
Bingo!
Oh God, I know that look.
You hate the float.
No, it's not a decorative vehicle.
It's just that all of this is related to Mother's Day
... and I started thinking about how I hadn't talked to Mother.
I don't even remember what our stupid duel was about.
Oh, let me refresh your memory.
He saw your photo with Russell on Facebook,
... and even though he is a doctor, he threatens not to admit you...
... if you keep dating men are darker than Frappuccino.
Okay, I remember that.
Look, you can always call him,
... not what I understand why you want, or Skype him.
He can it now.
Our parents have an Internet connection?
How do they do that with a rotary phone?
Hmm. Fancier car trailer park?
Wow, when did you plan to tell them about you and Max?
Never ever.
I am engaged to investment banker named Steven.
We have not set a date.
He has a low sperm count and I am in therapy.
That's my story.
Maybe if you first say about you both, it will soften the blow for me.
Never try to play piggyback your secret to my secret.
In addition, he is in Texas. We're okay.
Yes, we are fine,
... just without mother this year.
There is a reason we move here to Georgia.
He destroys everything, remember?
I mean, at least all the that we leave him.
I just feel like we don't have family.
I'm your brother. I live next to your house.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Somewhat hot, careful.
Mmm.
It's really hot.
What do you want to talk about?
Sounds so important.
Eh....
Oh, God, what is that?
I, uh...
I, hmm....
I am married.
Marry runs, actually.
Very impulsive.
Are you married?
Yes.
Who have you been with?
With Tina.
With Tina?
Yes, with Tina.
With Tina?
Stop saying, "With Tina".
Sorry, I'm very confused now.
I mean, I thought you had broken up for so long.
We are married.
But then there is that stripper.
Dancers, yes.
Stripper.
And then, Tina and I back together.
How is this....
Wow. You're back together.
He is the person.
Ah.
Wow, say the next one.
Right.
You know, I always respect the agreement we made...
... to keep our love life separated....
... until it becomes permanent,
... which I now have.
Okay, so, when will we tell the children?
Oh, I told them they were on their way to school.
What? Have you told them?
Yes.
On the way to school, with other children in the car?
No, I wait until other children come out.
Oh, you did it, good. That is good.
So, it's really good, good thinking in the wrong time for you.
That's good. Thank you for waiting for me.
They are excited.
They know him. They really like it.
OK.
Wow....
Oh my God, I have to, hmm...
I have to meet Jess in Pilates.
Sorry, I didn't mean to...
No, no, no.
I want to make sure that you hear it first from me.
Yes, I know, I know.
OK, wow, hm....
Eh....
I'm happy for you.
Thank you.
Hello, Bradley. Do you want to join us on the pole today?
Eh, it can't be today, Beth Anne, no.
Sisters.
We want to talk to you. Tell me, Jody.
Bradley, there is this new mother at school that we want to meet with you.
He just divorced.
Not too recently.
With a perfect life that is annoying in the body's gym.
But with breasts, big breasts.
I mean big breasts.
Look, ladies, I really appreciate...
... you pay attention to me like this,
... but I think that I'm just not ready enough, you know?
But if I'm ready, I will definitely come to meet you.
Stupid if I don't.
What are your plans for Mother's Day?
Oh, hmm....
There are no plans. We don't celebrate it.
I've thought about this old and heavy and believe me,
... think of the best for the girls...
... is for all just skip it.
Only applies it like Sunday ordinary, nothing special. Do you know?
What do you think about that?
Fully not. No. Big mistake, Bradley.
- Funds won't be like that. - Think about children.
You guys, look! That's Miranda!
Am I really together Miranda Collins?
Am I really together Edith from Waukesha?
Please, Edith.
Can I see the bracelet a little closer, please?
With pleasure.
How is that, Edith?
Ooh, that's beautiful. I will take two.
It will not cost you arms and legs.
Perfect. Nice.
Gocekan is good, guys!
My mother said your mother was lieutenant in the Marines...
... is your father also a Marine?
Yes, he is a head sergeant.
Come on, we must urge.
He knows exactly how to shout.
Kick to where it should be, not to where it is...
... because they will disappear from there in time to get there!
Leaner, come on, Rach.
That's an example!
Rachel, you must keep pressing. Come on.
Hey!
Thank you, Vicky. Thank you for your help.
Wow, wow, wow, wow! [SIULAN]
Hey, Evelyn, what are you doing?
Are you texting? Do you text?
Yes, there is no text in football, okay?
I mean, there's an run and jump, eye contact,
... laughs, some even cry.
But there is no SMS.
Please get rid of that, okay?
Hey, hey, hey!
What?
Thomas is looking at you.
Yes, seeing me screw up, thank you.
Back to football!
I guess that's Tommy there, right?
Come on!
Alright, go, come on! Come on!
Here it is.
Good!
- Rachel is free! - Chase it, that way.
Hey, goal!
A good solution.
Evelyn, please text my daughter, "Good work". thanks.
He is online. Are you ready?
- Yes, I'm ready. - Oh.
Take it.
Hey, Mom, this is Gabi.
Can you hear me?
This is not a walkie-talkie, Mother.
I think "ESCAPE" should let me see people.
I don't see it.
It's "Skype", not "Escape". Now just press "start video".
I've done it.
Try again. Click the video camera image.
Wow, I don't have one of them.
Yes, you have that button, Mother
No, I don't have damn video images....
- Okay, I can. - Hello.
Oh, you use that crystal. I sent it earlier.
I don't want to take a late risk for Mother's Day.
I know I never heard of that end.
Oh, I like it.
I'm not so sure about things change the color of this crap.
Oh, and I like the host shopping on that TV, Miranda.
Do you know someone who knows him?
He was at a hotel in Atlanta.
Uh, no, I don't know anyone.
But, hmm, there is someone here who knows you.
I can't.
You don't need to do it. Where is he going?
What I see is brick.
Hello?
Uh....
Hello, Mother.
Oh
Do I know you?
Nice to meet you too.
Finally calling to apologize after all this time.
No, just call to call.
Gabi says you don't date with your Indian friend.
Finally it goes into your mind.
But I won't rub your face in it and say, "What do I say",
... but what do I say.
OK. Where is dad
He is having lunch.
Hello, Dad!
Oh!
There is my little girl, on TV.
I'm glad to know you talked with your mother.
About the time you apologized.
Wow, you look good, Dad.
No, he thinks so.
Oh, I have to say, Jess, you're not that old.
Thank you.
Why can't you find a successful man...
... as your brother did, with Steven's friend?
I mean, believe me, I love Gabi,
... but he looks too like your father...
... to be the first person arrest a man.
Thank you, iBu.
Wow, I called to say hello...
... and I also called to tell you...
... that no matter what happens between us, you are always my mother.
So, I want to tell you about...
What?
Hey, look, it's Mrs. and Aunt Gabi.
I have to go. I have to go.
Do you want to tell me about what?
- Hello, do you want to see it? -Hello guys. Hello.
And he disappeared.
Wow, at least he called you.
Maybe he has a date.
- Hello, sweetie. - Hey, bubs.
Who were you talking to?
Snapchatting. [Snapchat = Application of photo messages (photos, videos, text and paintings), developed by Evan Spiegel-Bobby Murphy-Reggie Brown, to be sent to the list of user-defined recipients]
Oh, how old are you, 12 years old?
No, that's fun.
This is very interesting, kids!
Stay first with Father and new people.
What do you want us to call?
Do you want us to also call him "Mom"?
No, not at all.
You just call him who comes naturally,
... but I will say "ma'am" is good.
Hey!
How are you, kids?
- Hey, Henry. - yes?
Hello, Sandy.
Hello, Tina.
Hello, kids.
- Hello. - Wow!
Gosh, Congratulations!
Thank you. Isn't this very interesting?
It thrills the heart.
I thought you had moved back to LA.
Yes, only for a moment.
Ah. people say I should be a model.
Yes.
But someone convinced me moved back here.
Children, I make cakes.
For Peter, guitar, and for Mikey, baseball.
- Thank you. - Oh. Thank you, Tina.
This is great.
Yes, go inside.
Okay, bye, guys.
- Have fun. - [PETER:] See you tomorrow.
- Bye, Sandy. - Oh, hmm....
Tweet me if you want check or whatever,
... or check my Instagram.
I will post some photos if I get some good ones.
- Yes, that's interesting. - OK.
"Tweet me".
- He is new... Did he just say, "Tweet me"? - Did he say it?
I thought he just said "Tweet me".
- I didn't hear it. - Oh, Henry.
- Oh come on. - I know he's young, but...
He is almost 30 years old.
- "He's almost 30 years old"? - Within a few years.
My Lord.
And what is he wearing?
Eh....
What do I want me to do?
Asking him to dress is more ancient and messy?
No, just tell him to dress, wear a pair of pants [long].
That is not suitable for those children.
You can see everything that pops up.
- Talk about children. - What?
Mother's Day.
What about Mother's Day?
I wonder if we can take children for half a day...
... because Tina is now technically...
Oh, stop it.
No, no, no, don't even say it, no.
- You know what I mean. - No, no, no, no.
You were married five seconds ago.
Can you just... Can we relax it a bit?
- You're angry. - Yes, right.
Wow, at least consider that for the sake of children.
- I just did it. - OK.
You can...
He can have Flag Day, Groundhog Day,
... one of those days, Father's Day.
Wow, I just asked.
Yes, I know, and you've asked.
Extraordinary.
Sorry to disturb your spa,
... but Miranda's agent, Lance Wallace, wants to see you soon.
Lance, I'm here. I am here. OK, alright.
Miranda approves the poster signing of the book,
... and the essay winner is ready.
Well, now he wants to know some interior designers.
He hates the show's appearance.
Wow, we have received requests from several designers.
But this one is the best I like.
- It's called Sandy Newhouse. - OK, why?
He lives in Atlanta.
He designed the living room, upscale restaurant,
... and five star hotel lobby.
Okay, well, he looks smiling and happy.
Make sure he meets Miranda before we go home.
- Okay, and decorated... - Goals!
Hey, hey, hey!
Hey, wait a minute. Hey!
Hey there, Messi!
This is not a stadium, this is a lobby!
- No, no, no. - Lobby.
These are the children of HSN executives. [HSN = Home Shopping Network (formerly Home Shopping Club); terrestrial / cable / satellite TV network established by HSN, Inc .; based in St. Petersburg, Florida, USA]
We entertain them this week.
Hey, sir, can I get my ball back?
Here it is. OK! Football rules!
Football rules!
Will they be with us this week, children?
Yes.
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it all for my baby ♪ ♫ ♪ [Do it all for my darling]
♪ ♫ ♪ 'Cause he's as fine as he can be ♪ ♫ ♪ [Because he's fine like he got]
♪ ♫ ♪ Not him, it's you. ♪ ♫ ♪ [Not him, that's you. ]
Father, dinner is ready.
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it all for my baby ♪ ♫ ♪ [Do all that for my dear]
♪ ♫ ♪ For everything he does for me ♪ ♫ ♪ [For everything he does for me]
♪ ♫ ♪ I do 'it, do it', doin 'it ♪ ♫ ♪ [I did it, did it, did it.... ]
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it, doin' it, yeah ♪ ♫ ♪ [... do it, do it, huh... ]
♪ ♫ ♪ Doin 'it, doin' it... ♪ ♫ ♪ [... do it, do it...]
I like karaoke.
Remember?
Oh yeah, I definitely remember.
Come on, let's eat, Dad. Come on.
Come on.
Come on!
- Good. Good. - What are you doing?
This karaoke video is just for you, Bradley.
And for "chubbos" I go back home, Rachel and Vicky.
I love you so much.
I will go home before you know that.
Your love.
Love you, guys.
Dad, can you go to supermarket for me, please?
Yes, yes, of course.
I can, uh... Yes, what, eh....
What do we need?
- Eh, we need juice, eggs... - Uh huh.
Eggs.
- Bread, of course. - Yes.
- Hmm, we need bananas and tampons. - Mmm-hmm.
Yes.
Eh.... Hmm....
What was that?
Tampons.
Maybe it's something that can wait, you think?
Eh.... No.
I will only write "T".
I will know what that means.
- Okay, good. - Mmm-hmm.
Okay, that's it.
Oh, I really miss you guys.
Mother, we just met you, like, two hours ago.
I know, I know, but I love you,
... and I miss you if you're not here.
So... Hey, you sure you want to stay tonight with Dad...
-... because I can.... - Bye, Mother.
Okay, bye.
Me too, I entered.
- All enter. - One two three!
Yes, my goodness.
- Oh, I won again. - Impossible.
So, Mother's Day will come and I will spend it with my mother.
I brought it out with my latest boyfriend...
... and he left the bathroom,
... not even out of range of hearing , and he is like,
"Wow, he's fine, I guess,
"... but is that the nose you want to see you on your little girl?"
That's my time.
Thank you very much, everyone.
That's Genevieve Joy.
Again, ladies and gentlemen,
... welcome to the Buckhead Comedy Contest ... along with our hosts, former used car legend...
... and the owner of a comedy club, Mr. Wally Burn.
Thank you, thank you.
OK, which will come out next,
... he is a man from the island opposite the pool
... which gives us colonialism, Hugh Grant and the plague.
Please, give your hand together to Zack Zim.
Zack Zim, have fun!
Good night, hey, I'm Zack, original from England,
... now live here in Atlanta, Georgia, with my boyfriend,
... my boyfriend who recently had a baby.
No, uh, don't clap.
Hmm, that's not mine.
No, he is mine, I hope.
He's awesome. My boyfriend is American,
... but he was desperate because our child had a British accent.
That's all he wants. He doesn't want to talk to our child, seriously.
I have to read the story for Katie every night.
All other children watch "Sesame Street".
... baby we sit in front of "Downton Abbey".
You notice I say "girlfriend", five years,
... we are still not married, and, boys, should I ask.
This is enough struggle to make it update...
... the Facebook profile is "single".
I seem, "Five years, we have children together.
" Can't you at least make it, 'It's complicated'?
... like, how do you introduce each other?
When I introduced Kristin,
... I introduced it as the light of my life,
-... the singing of my soul, the mother of my child. - Aw....
And he introduced me as his roommate.
And the happiness of that great Mother's Day before you thrill....
Hey.
Can we, hmm, just go back to not marrying for a while?
Oh come on, please, I'm very tired.
I'm so tired.
I love you, Kristin, and I want to get married.
But I think I feel like can't be rejected again.
There is something you don't tell me, but you can.
Whatever it is, we will be able to go through it, if we are committed.
I don't know.
Zack, I just...
I don't know. Hmm....
- I don't know either.
So do you want us to separate?
What? No, never.
I just... I need a little more time.
I can't wait forever.
I know, I will take it.
I will take it. Can I also get a kiss?
Mama wants a kiss.
- Oh, thank you. - Mama kiss.
- Mama kiss.
Sandy?
- Hello. - Hello.
Hey!
- Hello, hello, hello. - Hello, Hello.
This is my friend Kristin.
Hey, Kristin.
That's his little child, Katie.
Kristin and I met in "Mommy and Me".
Oh sweet.
So what is the result?
- I got an interview. - Great.
I don't know what will happen, but, you know,
... at least I... I just hope to have something
... to keep my mind away from everything....
- Yes. - Do you know.
So, Sandy 's ex-husband just remarried...
- Oh.... -.... with, apparently, a 12 year old woman.
- Oh! - Yes. So...
Wow, I really would say carpooling and wrap lunch, [Carpooling = Go together using one vehicle alternately]
-... but, you know, or that. - Okay, I'm sorry!
I want to forget that.
I'm sorry.
- I'm sorry! - No, that's just,
... we talked about the topic of marriage...
-... and he has cold feet, which... - Oh...
I understand. I understand that.
- So that's what happened here.
- Yes. - Hello!
- Yes, we understand. - But what do you know?
You don't know until you give it shots are the truth, right?
Yes.
- Really? Are you, like, sure? - Eh-eh.
Are you sure?
I'm sure.
- You sure? - Are you really sure?
Sure 100%, with India throughout the trip.
Hah. I mean, I'm 100% I definitely want kids.
Yes, well, that, of course.
I mean, I can't imagine... Only other things I don't know.
Now that's you.
I'm not the best person who can give marriage advice.
No, no, I need to hear...
... because of divorce things that scare me,
... because I do not know whether it will be liked and....
You can't expect that your marriage will break.
- Clear. - Nobody expects.
You know, life happens and if that happens,
... then you have more closet space....
Yes.
Extra sink, not snoring, you know, many other positive things.
Yes.
You really only do the best for children, right?
And yourself, but children.
By the way, your child eats sand, if you...
Tanner, don't eat it.
There is cat litter in it.
It's very dirty.
- What if there is cat litter... - No, he's fine.
They survive...
Cat litter.... and then they grow to be like us.
Yes, and they have a very healthy immune system.
- Anyway, I will go to children's shows. - Okay.
Hey, if you will come, would you just text me?
Nice to meet you.
And will I prepare your seat?
Yes.
Okay, or tweet me.
Yes, I will text... I will tweet....
What? Your Tweet?
- Yes, look, right? That doesn't sound right. - Mmm-mmm.
What is that? I'm just trying to get out.
OK, bye.
Kristin, what's wrong?
What happened?
Are you okay?
I like Zack, but there are the reasons I'm afraid of getting married.
Hmm....
The truth is that I don't have the idea of who I am.
That's the hardest.
I was adopted.
Oh, alright.
And I never met with my mother.
You never say that to me.
Never say that to anyone, except Zack.
And I always wonder, does he just leave me alone?
Or, you know, there's a reason he got rid of me?
- Aw. - I have a problem left behind.
Honey, I'm sure you have million questions,
... but then you know what you have to do.
You have to find your mother.
I've found it.
Then I lose the point.
I don't... What do you mean?
I mean, I have the address,
I just don't have courage to contact him.
I'm really scared.
God, of course. That's...
Who won't be afraid? I mean, that's crazy.
You don't even know what he will become.
You don't even know your mother...
... and he has this power over you.
You will have to face it sooner or later.
- You can do it. - Is it true?
- Yes, you just have to do it. - Yes.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
- OK. - Yes, and quickly finish.
You, you know... I mean, now you will face it.
Yes, I will do it. You're right, you're right, you're right.
I will do it. I understand.
You will have it.
Thank you, Jess.
Hello, I'm Bobby Lee,
... Middle School Head Millard Fillmore here.
And we really are excited about this event.
We will start in a few minutes.
Children are very happy and later, we will...
Sandy, hello.
-.... show the Fillmore band in concert. - How about that?
What are you doing here?
I thought you wouldn't mind. Here.
I kind of object.
I have to listen to Peter's music.
We work late at night.
Are you working on Peter's music?
Yes, I entered girl band while in high school.
Gosh, Peter is so good.
You know, we just want to launch the music,
... so we take the kids to the Foo Fighters concert this weekend. But....
What? Don't say anything to Peter.
This is a surprise.
And even I can't start from Dave Grohl.
Don't tell Henry.
Okay, Tina, Tina, Tina, Tina, that's all.
I'm done. I finished with a surprise.
I mean it. This week, I have had enough surprises, seriously.
OK, is something wrong?
Yes, something is wrong.
I arrived here an hour earlier, so I can get the front row seat,
... with a perfect camera angle and watch my children.
And now you sit right beside me.
Because the seat is empty.
That's for my bag, seat my bag, okay? My chair is here.
God, you can't just appear here late and then sit there.
You can't just do it do it. We need...
We need a delimiter.
We need some rules, Tina.
Rules?
Like, sitting in an empty chair?
I don't know what other rules, Tina.
I don't know what rules, but I know that we have rules,
-... and you violate all the rules. - OK.
- I just have to get it... - Ladies and gentlemen,
... Parade of Animals!
♪ ♫ ♪ Old MacDonald has a farm ~ Ee I ee I oh ♪ ♫ ♪ [Old MacDonald has a farm ~ Ee I ee I o]
♪ ♫ ♪ And on his farm he has a penguin... ♪ ♫ ♪ [And on the farm there is a penguin]
♪ ♫ ♪ What, why? ♪ ♫ ♪ [What, why? ]
♪ ♫ ♪ He also has a helper, it seems. ♪ ♫ ♪ [It seems that he also has a maid]
Oh, there's Mikey. Hello dear.
♪ ♫ ♪ A lion! He's got a... ♪ ♫ ♪ [A lion! He has a... ]
Yes, God, the costume is upside down.
♪ ♫ ♪ He has a lion... ♪ ♫ ♪ [He has a lion... ]
Did you do it?
Peter.
Don't touch it, don't touch it.
♪ ♫ ♪ Ee I ee I oh ♪ ♫ ♪
Yes, that's good.
Producers have asked to encourage crystal marketing.
Circulation has decreased.
Five, four, three, two....
Welcome back, everyone.
Alright, fathers and husbands,
... look at this beautiful beautiful pendant.
Mother's Day, just a few days, this is your chance.
And we are done.
We need to check the price of organic cotton....
No, that's not necessary.
Organic cotton.... it costs 9 dollars.
It costs 9 dollars per unit.
Cancel check prices on tampons, organic cotton.
Your daughter?
Oh, uh, yeah.
Two real people, but only one right now, you know, being a woman.
I understand.
Yes, their mother usually does this, but...
Wow, I did it now.
The same boat, two sons.
How can it be the same boat?
I think it's only the amount.
Sorry, I don't usually eavesdrop on on someone else's train.
That's just... I'm Sandy, I have two sons.
I've said that.
Yes, you said it earlier.
- I can bring you here. - Why, thank you.
Sandy, two sons, the same boat.
Oh, thank you.
OK, wow, see you later.
Yes, nice to meet you, Sandy with two sons.
That's two people, right?
Yes.
Hey, Henry, what's up?
Hey, are children's passports still valid?
Their passport?
I'm planning our summer vacation.
Hm....
Okay, where are you going plan this vacation?
We will go to Paris. Tina has never been there.
Paris, eh, France?
Eh-heh.
Are you kidding me?
No, I'm not kidding. Why?
I have to go.
Bye.
Hello?
So how can he bring it?
Like a champion.
Oh, you must be kidding!
Paris?
Paris, Paris, Paris!
That....
We are together for 13 years but never arrived in Paris.
Now he brings Tina. Tina.
Now he brings Tina.
It's the only place I want to go since I was a kid and read Madeline!
I think even Tina doesn't know who is Madeline!
Yes, God, this is not happening!
This isn't happening!
Oh, man, you know, you can't just bring it to London...
... or maybe to damn Disneyland?
I don't know, how do you take it to a school dance?
It was a place that I bet he had never visited.
Gosh...
Tina acts!
I don't like seeing it on the street.
Yes.
That's it.
That's it, there!
Over here!
Crossing!
That's it. Rachel is free.
Here it is. So.
Yes, over it!
Fast!
Goals!
Don't cross the line! There is no goal!
What? What? What are you talking about?
Return to your place!
No, no, no, no, no until you turn your words over, man.
I warn you.
Hey, what are you warning me? Look at the crowd.
- Calm down, sir. - I handle this, Lisa.
What? Not many of them.
No, no, look at them.
Okay, you have, it seems, five dozen...
... conversion of different recordings from the game....
... that you were really wrong there.
Why don't you just walk there...
... and ask one of them replay the recording for you,
... then you will know that you are wrong, we will win the match...
... and then you can stumble home with your dog's eyes.
That's it.
Yellow card!
Yellow card? Are you...
Oh, he blew someone else's whistle.
Have you just blown my whistle? You're really fucking.
You don't blow someone else's whistle.
You did it when he blew the game for you!
Alright, that's all, red card!
You go.
I go? Okay, nice to hear.
Okay, do you know what? I go.
Now your ball is gone. That's what goes, okay?
Hey, Kimberly!
Oh, I have to go!
- You took over, okay? - Yes, you're better off going.
Yes, thank you. If anyone looks for me,
... I will go out in the parking lot call LensCrafters,
... make an appointment with that person!
Honey, you're better off going. You will get hurt.
Reserve balls, please.
Stupid!
OK, you go.
You... smallpox on your whistle.
Play the ball!
Next.
Yes, hello. Can we ask for a large pizza?
- What do you want? - Cheese.
Big cheese pizza and three sodas to carry.
Please wait there.
Where did you hear the "smallpox on the whistle"? Where is that?
- Shakespeare. - Shakespeare, huh?
William Shakespeare?
No, Bob Shakespeare.
Who else is...
Why did you talk to me like this?
You too, now?
I don't believe that we lose.
I thought the ball was deflated.
Fully deflated.
Tom Brady is angry.
Hey, wanna go eat ice cream?
As a redeeming gift?
What redeem?
Acting like Mopey Dick half the time.
Sorry, Mopey Dick?
Yes, sad all the time,
... obsessed football so you can get closer to Mother,
... watching the video over and over.
He is dead, Father, and we are all sad, but for how long?
And acting like a bastard with the referee doesn't help anyone.
Hey, take care of your language.
- Do you know what? - Yes, I'm cursing.
That's because I'm a teenager without supervision....
... and while I am, I don't mind taking care of Vicky...
... and do all housework and cooking.
Daddy, I'm just 16 years old, I have a life.
I know, okay?
Tommy is here. I have to go.
Wait, where will you go? Just stop.
Is this the child who likes you?
Hey, Rachel, what are you doing?
Go, come on.
Rachel, get out of the car.
Exit.
You close the window in front of me.
Hey, wait until it stops then get out of the car.
Not playing.
But my friend came to me and the woman left,
"Oh, God, Mia, I've found perfect man for you."
The picture is shown, and this man is at least 75 years old, okay?
And I don't.
And I said, "Hmm, his eyes are cataract pain,
"... I still have hope, okay? "
He is very attractive to all of them.
He also captivates the boss's heart.
Oh, I'm sorry! Are you okay?
Yes, I'm fine, I'm fine.
Do you know where the pool is? I'm looking for Miranda Collins.
Yes, right through that door.
- But, can I help the torn one? - No, I...
Sorry, be careful behind you. Sorry, sorry, sorry!
Thank you. Are you sure I can't help the torn one?
I have a pin.
No, no thanks, I was late in meeting.
Smile wider. A bigger smile, huh.
That's it. Perfect.
Have a nice day. Next.
Thank you.
Congratulations.
No, no, no. No, no, no, no! Snap!
One more.
Mom, this is the winner of the contest. Only those who are photographed.
I'm not.... I'm really not here to take pictures.
I'm here to show this to Miranda.
Good, wait here.
But, actually there... Hey, hey, hey!
How cute.
- That's very sweet. - Miranda!
- Sorry, that... - Congratulations.
I'm not a contest winner.
Then why do I hug you?
I'm sorry. I'm late. I'm here for an interview.
We did not hold a press conference today.
No, I'm not interviewing you.
- He will interview me. - You have to be calm.
I have to be calm? I'm not here for a photo.
I'm here for work.
Oh, you must be Sandy.
Yes, I'm Sandy!
Yes! Wow, you didn't follow design meeting.
Miranda is a very busy person.
Oh really? Is Miranda busy?
Wow, I will be here in time...
... if my ex-husband doesn't marry a responsible child,
... or if my doctor has been mentioned in my child's asthma medication,
... or if my mother's car goes faster...
... from 4 miles per hour on the freeway.
But I understand. I understand. The time is precious.
And he is very busy. My time is not valuable.
My bra comes out.
Do you want me to help you with your bra?
No! Eh... Thank you.
I like your blouse.
Thank you. I just made it.
Next.
Look at me, look here.
This is not a date. Oh, just...
Great.
It's a waste of my time.
Oh, I'm Miranda. I am the busiest woman in the world.
Where is he, Betty?
That's it, talking to yourself.
Thank you, Betty.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Sorry, Miss Collins is pleased meet you now.
- Is he pleased? - Yes.
OK.
Oh, damn it!
Hm....
Wait a minute.
Can I help you?
Careful. Don't get stuck there now.
- Will you... - Okay, sure.
- I got it. I have it. - Yes.
- Good? - Yes, I got it.
Are you sure you have taken everything? Hello there.
- Do you want this back? - No, no, no.
No, not why.
Eh, okay, so, I'm trying to make...
... a little more flow and, hm...
Gosh, your head just really decided there.
However.
So that's why I kind of circle this edge...
... little and open it.
And also, hm....
How long does your child have asthma?
During his life.
But doctors say that they can sometimes get rid of it.
- Do you have children? - No.
- Career. - Certain.
Keeps me busy.
Yes, of course.
Tell me more about children responsibility and your ex-husband.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I'm sure has exaggerated it a little.
I'm sure the woman is older, but I have a better idea...
... after all the zits are removed.
You're funny.
You must be more fun than the woman.
I, I am more pleasant.
- Well, you have to hold on to that. - Yes.
Yes.
Okay, I feel like I have to keep giving you... the device, so...
No, no need at all. You're accepted to work.
- Just like that? - Mmm-hmm.
And I dare say with this new job, you might be able to buy...
... the car is a little faster.
Not Maserati, but the car is a little faster.
I deeply regret the explosion out there.
Don't. It has been interesting our attention, right?
Also the nature to still have a handle.
OK, thank you.
I will hold on to it, and I'm funny.... I have a lot of grip.
I know that you are very busy, Miranda, so....
One last thing.
There is one last souvenir to take,
... even though you are not the winner of the essay contest.
Thank you. 100% plated bracelet hypoallergenic gold.
- Oh. - Just for you.
Yes, my goodness. This has been a big day.
Jess, our blender is broken. We use yours.
- OK. - Hey.
Hello.
Where are Russell and children?
Oh, they go to the workshop decorating bubbles on the float.
That they are. You answer him.
That's your Skype.
This is your parents.
Your parents too.
Do you know what?
This is something I can do for you, answer and talk with them.
- Thank you. - But I prefer to do this.
Yes, God.
Father.
Hello, Jess
I want to talk to you about Mother's Day gifts for my old woman.
Eh....
Old woman, means my mother?
Yes, I have the greatest in the world.
OK.
A gift that will beat your plum pants.
Wow!
Father, it's really visually interesting.
What are you talking about?
Mother, I think... Dad, I think you want it to be a surprise?
Oh, that will be a surprise.
Enter, the door is not locked.
Hello?
Hello? Father?
Surprise!
Yes, my Lord! What is that?
What?
Yes, you have it here now.
That's crazy.
Gabi!
Oh, you guys.
Yes, that's it!
Oh dear.
Gabi, you won't believe it.
You should still be in Texas.
I lie.
We have been driving 20 hours continuously.
I think we complete it with Skype and everything...
... and Gabi's engagement,
... what a surprise Mother's Day is great,
... a few days earlier.
Mother, Father!
What are you doing here?
Yay!
Oh!
Hello, dad.
Hello, honey.
Hey, listen. Eh, where is the women's toilet?
- Passing the hallway. - [EARL:] I'll be back soon.
I can't just carry it everywhere.
- Oh... - Oh!
Wow, I will say, this is a kind of big house.
Thank you.
That's not good. This is not good.
You must contact Russell. SMS Russell right now.
OK.
SMS Russell, tell him don't leave the workshop...
... and don't let children get out of the workshop.
Just wait in the workshop.
Oh, look at that picture.
I don't like it.
I don't live here.
Uh... Oh, hello there, I'm Gabi's mother.
You must be Steven.
Oh!
I'm sorry.
Sorry, I thought you were someone else.
Are you Gabi's mother?
- Yes, and who are you? - Oh.
Hmm, I...
I'm Max, I'm a Gabi couple.
In crime. This is his partner in crime, Max.
Well, it seems new.
Oh
Do you have beer?
Yes.
We can always go out to buy beer.
Eh, eh...
Hoegaarden, Stella....
- No. - Kingfisher bird...
Sounds like a UN acting.
Uh, no, no, I'll take some American drinks from my RV.
Immediately return.
Where is Steven?
Oh
- Good luck. - Steven....
Steven.
People who...
... Gabi's engagement.
I can't wait to meet prospective son-in-law.
Are you? OK.
Mother, hmm, there's no Steven.
Max is my partner.
Your business partner?
No, hmmm, my life partner.
You...
Eh, what...
I'm Gabi's wife.
Huh?
We are wives.
No! No!
- What have I missed? - Oh!
A surprise episode from The Jerry Springer Show.
It doesn't get better than Jerry.
Hey, Jesse, why should I stay in... Oh, hello.
- And we come back from commercial. - Come back.
Are you a housekeeper?
No, who are you?
Wow, I'm Jesse's father.
Okay, it's not funny, friend,
... because Jesse's father and mother...
... is in a dementia facility in Arizona, right?
Dementia, my ass.
We live in Texas.
You will tell me that you are Jesse's mother?
Oh yeah.
Wow, who are you Sam H.
Wow, I'm Jesse's husband, I think.
Are we on The Jerry Springer Show now?
Are we at the Springer Show? Wait, wait, wait.
Jesse is not married.
Oh, oh, yes, he's married.
Yes, he married, with me.
with it.
Oh my goodness.
Do you have a turban for a husband?
I thought you broke up with him.
OK, FYI, turban, very insulting. So...
That's very insulting.
Are you married and didn't you tell us?
Likewise Gabi, with a lesbian.
- What? - Mother, I'm a lesbian.
He is a lesbian.
Gosh.
Let's go, Flo.
There is a lot of life going on here...
... which doesn't have anything has to do with us.
This is not a surprise I'm looking for.
You will be fine and so does he.
Oh, thank you, Mother.
Just divorce before she makes you pregnant.
Amen.
Tanner needs you, Uncle Russell.
Hey, buddy, come here.
Who are they?
Eh, this is our child. Hello.
His name is Tanner.
Can you say hello?
Say hello, Grandma, hello Grandpa.
Yes.
And, uh, this is my Charlie.
What I adopted.
- I come from a sperm donor. - Right.
- He might have been given the name Steven. - Mmm-hmm.
- They are your grandparents. - Mmm-hmm?
And I use bras for this?
Oh
Look, the color is black.
Oh! Now, that's the last one.
What?
- That tire, it's flat. - Oh.
Don't worry, Fluffy.
We will fix it tomorrow.
That tire, maybe.
You don't need this.
Look, you tell me that your parents are mentally incapacitated.
Believe me, they are.
Oh? They are, and in addition, it's our first date.
Okay, who doesn't lie on their first date?
Oh really? Well, what about our second date and the 50th date...
... and what about, hm....
Hey! Oh! When do we have children together?
Do you realize that you lied to me about your parents?
I lie to everyone about my parents.
Oh, that is convincing.
I lied about my horrible life in the trailer park.
I was in my first year in high school, saving every penny I had...
... so I can just get out of there.
There is no graduation ceremony, toga hat, dress, on the bus.
Well, I understand, you hate your parents.
No, I don't hate them.
They are my parents, so I love them, but...
Honey, it's not....
It's just that they are wrong about so many things....
... and they are wrong how they treat people,
... they are wrong in respecting the differences of people....
You know the worst part,
... that you lied to them about me.
Why? Because it's so horrible married someone who has a sacrifice!
What a shame for you.
Yes, they should call me Dr. SORBAN [Dr. Towel-Head].
Where did you go?
Ready?
Good.
OK.
Good!
How do I do it?
- Amazing. You're so nice. - Yes. Yes.
- Is that really... - Help?
Oh, oh, sorry, sorry.
Hmm, I think I will go to a yoga place.
Yes, yes, please.
No, yes, a little safer, I guess.
Hey, listen, I need your help.
Oh!
Yes, we have a perfect girl for you.
No, no, no, no.
Listen, hm, I want to know everything...
... you know about this kid named Tommy.
- I like his mother, Denise. - I know!
He always helps voluntarily for school activities.
That's fun.
The banana bread is nothing to write about home.
It is dried on a sunny day.
Okay, I don't need you to talk about the bastard about selling the cake.
Look, I want to know, should I let my child date him?
Do you have a choice?
Where are yoga classes?
This is right there. Starting at 10:00.
Sorry.
Where will he go?
Hey, what did you do back there?
Uh... Just check your score.
Good. Good work.
Steel butt, right?
No, no, no. Yes, I have a choice, okay? I'm her father.
Hmm. If you say no, they will start to rebel ... starts lying and keeps the secret.
Sneaking out, running away.
Yes, it can cause drugs, prostitution and maybe dating a drummer.
Okay, look, it's not helpful now.
I want to know one thing, is she a good child or not a good child?
- That's all. - All those with red hair are good.
- I think he's a good kid. - Yes.
He is fine.
So, what about Mother's Day?
Eh, I'll be back.
Sleep well, Katie.
Well, finally can bring it to sleep....
... just in time for you take it home.
Hello, I feel some disappointment.
I will hear back from the club now.
I don't get it. I thought I was liked.
I'm sure you were killed, destroyed, destroyed.
I have to be better than the girl with the banjo.
Hey, you're the most talented comedian in this city.
We open it in 10 minutes, people.
Sh.... Are you Shorty?
- No, I just shouted for both. - Ah.
Oh, oh...
Hmm, Zack, is there a way you can take care of Katie tomorrow?
I told Val that I would take her to the doctor.
You took me to my doctor. Yes.
A llama? I will be happy... Yes.
They will be happy about that.
Good. Oh, sorry. Do you know what?
Can I call you back? I will call you back.
Thank you.
Hey, Jesse! Honey, I want you to come Saturday morning with Tanner.
Wow, I held a small party for children.
Do you think they don't want llama...
... rather than they like Foo Fighters?
I mean, come on.
Earl, I see children girls when they are younger.
♪ ♫ ♪ Loving can hurt ♪ ♫ ♪ [Loving can hurt.... ]
♪ ♫ ♪ Loving can hurt sometimes ♪ ♫ ♪ [Sometimes loving can hurt]
♪ ♫ ♪ But it's the only thing that I know ♪ ♫ ♪ [But that's the only thing I know]
♪ ♫ ♪ We keep this love in a photograph ♪ ♫ ♪ [We keep this love in a photo]
♪ ♫ ♪ We made these memories for ourselves ♪ ♫ ♪ [We made these memories for ourselves]
♪ ♫ ♪ Where our eyes are never closing ♪ ♫ ♪ [Where our eyes are never closed]
♪ ♫ ♪ Hearts are never broken ♪ ♫ ♪ [The heart is never broken]
♪ ♫ ♪ Time's forever frozen still ♪ ♫ ♪ [Time forever freezes]
♪ ♫ ♪ I will remember how you kissed me ♪ ♫ ♪ [I will remember how you kissed me]
♪ ♫ ♪ Under the lamppost ~ Back on 6th street ♪ ♫ ♪ [Under the lamppost behind the road 6]
♪ ♫ ♪ Hearing you whisper through the phone ♪ ♫ ♪ [Hearing you whisper by phone]
♪ ♫ ♪ "Wait for me to come home" ♪ ♫ ♪ ["Waiting for me to go home"]
Hello everyone! Welcome to Sandy's party!
Alright!
We are with Bella, the Balloon Lady,
... we are with Marty, cattle keeper!
Hello! We have a pinched face,
... and big slides!
- Wow. - Hello.
This is something.
Yes, I don't know what happened.
I just called to rent Bella the Lady Balloon,
... and I just can't just stop saying "Yes".
No, no, I like it.
- And then all of these things. - Can we go see a llama?
Yes, why don't you go see it.
Let me talk to Sandy.
Go to the zoo pet, honey.
Turtles, rabbits...
Come on, Tanner.
So you haven't heard from Russell?
Not visible, no news.
Yes, God. I am sorry.
Well, at least you still have Tanner, you know?
He won't bite.
Of course, to the day you're divorced...
... and then you have to have 50/50 sharing that custody...
... and then that's all, like hell.
That's my life. Wait a minute.
It's not your life, it's my life.
Indians aren't really divorced.
Good tire.
I've packed everything.
Now, we can put the whole traveling a lot between us and this, uh...
This, uh...
Oh!
Damn!
What's wrong, Earl?
Someone steals my ignition ring!
What will we do now?
There is Pep Boys 1 mile behind.
I will start walking.
Yes!
Can I ride a llama?
- No. - What about riding a Peruvian goat?
It's a fun party.
- Can you open this, Sam? - Yes, we can't open....
Sure.
Yes, hey, how are you?
- Hey, I feel good. - Do you want spaghetti?
I'm fine, thank you.
You don't like spaghetti.
Retreat, Bozo.
Oh There are fireworks.
So, I'll go check out Tanner.
- Sandy, what's happening? - Yes. Hey.
Oh, I became....
I'm sorry. I really forgot the time.
I'm supposed to deliver children.
- I'm sorry. - What is all this?
- This is a party. - What for?
For fun, Saturday... For fun on Saturdays,
... party for fun on Saturday.
This is really not like you.
- What do you mean? - It feels really like me. V
This is really irresponsible.
Not responsible? I'm not responsible?
You can call me in many nicknames,
... but not responsible not one of them.
Listen to me, when was the last time...
... do you take the children to the dentist?
Huh?
Or to go buy them, you know, school supplies....
... or one of the trillions of things I did?
Oh, that's right. Never.
You have an obligation as a parent and legal responsibility...
... to take children at the set time.
Today is Saturday.
We are with them during the day.
You are with them tomorrow on Mother's Day.
- Let's go, Mikey, it's time to leave. - Do we have to go?
Yes, now, we go. Where is your sister?
- He was slashed. - Go collect your things.
Peter. Let's go.
Get down here right now.
No, I won't leave. Mother said we could have fun.
I don't care what your mother says. I am in power now.
I will count to three and then I come there,
... one, two, three. Here I come.
I came.
Hey. Come on, Peter. Peter!
You have to catch me first.
Go collect your things!
Hey, collect your things.
Oh dear, I won't touch it if I.... That....
But I like the color orange.
Damn, Peter.
Hey, we have to go.
Oh well, in this case, of course, you know, go on.
What is....
Yo!
Hello!
Hey! This is... Yes, God.
Welcome to book signing, everything.
We are here because there are some book stores left,
... but there will always be books.
Thank you very much.
To whom should I write?
Rory Schroeder.
Rory.
All the jewelry I have is from your collection.
I like jewelry all, and Jerald.
But the jewelry looks better to me.
Who should I write?
Your daughter.
So tell me, why now?
Wow, I just thought because he was in Atlanta,
... it will be a good time.
I know.
You know, you're the fourth person who says they are their daughters.
Of course, after Forbes magazine notes Miranda as a top 50...
... female entrepreneurs in this country, how comfortable it is.
I have this.
Anyone can fake it and even if it's original,
... you won't get a dime out of him.
Okay, this is an error. I...
Can you just let him know...
... that I don't want anything from him?
Well, it's historic.
It's a historic disaster.
Oh....
I mean, it's all so stupid.
This is so stupid.
See all these things. What am I doing?
I mean, you know...
Ugh, I feel like an idiot.
So, what I basically do is that I'm trying to compete...
... with my ex-husband and a 20-year-old woman.
That just makes a lot of drain feeling, right, Jess?
That's stupid.
Do you know what that is?
I just... I just hate to feel so replaced.
Wow, unfortunately we are all like that.
Oh my goodness, you scare nonsense from me.
I mean, we are all replaced.
For every professional clown, there are 100 trinkets with a red nose and a wig,
... waiting to do the job.
Yes, I understand. Thank you, clown.
Jesse?
There is no way that the bond you have with your children...
... will never break up.
I mean, there's no lawsuit, right?
- You're their mother. - Mmm-hmm.
Oh, let me help.
Oh....
Thank you.... Okay.
Yes? See?
This, I get that, a small scarf that never ends.
Yes, it's the first time you have to use it all day, huh?
Ah...
Gets a smile from you. It was great.
Do you mind if I scrub....
-.... please. - Thank you very much.
Always traditional things things that work,
... the armrest is baseless,
... cup of coffee without foundation,
... endless love from a mother to her children.
They know it exists. Sometimes they just take it for granted.
Yes.
So what if the other girl is 20 years old,
... with good skin and maybe looks crazy in a bikini?
Okay, that's fine, I understand.
Fun conversation, clown.
Thank you, clown.
I never thought I heard myself say that, but thank you, clown.
With pleasure.
Mmm.
Heart to heart with a clown.
There is no need for a soul to see that.
He could have captivated my heart. OK.
Jesse, are you home?
Hey, I take a beer!
Hello. Who are you?
Wow, who are you?
Sonia, mother of Russell.
Yes, well, I'm Florence, mother of Jesse.
Florence, nice to see you!
Ugh, I heard about that surprise stopped by you.
Are you okay?
I think so.
I'm not really sure.
Do you have beer?
Yes.
I thought I would join you.
To tell the truth,
... when Russell tells me he loves a white girl,
... I want to punch the wall.
Wow, at least you know about it.
And then they eloped...
... and they don't even invite me in marriage.
They don't even tell me.
Yes, wow, I spit twice just thinking about it.
I think I'm done with them,
... but they are my favorite daughters.
But, Florence, have you seen our grandson? Oh...
I understand why they call him Tanner.
The skin color is a little dark.
I thought he was a bit bright.
Hey, what time is it in India?
India? Who knows.
I live here, in Las Vegas.
There is no tax, and I play "slots" whenever I want.
Hey, smart move.
Plus, you can drive 20 miles in all directions...
... and find a desert when you miss your hometown, right?
I don't know the joke, but it sounds racist, and funny.
Hello, Grandma!
Hey.
Can you take care of Tanner for a while? I have to go urinate.
Thank you.
Here it is!
I thought you looked a bit like me.
Eh-heh.
Yes, you are like me.
I think you're like me.
You look like me in the summer.
Lakens, thank you very much have come.
See you next time.
Well, everything looks good here.
Will you join us for Mother's Day lunch tomorrow?
- No, I work. - Oh....
Are you a mother?
No.
I thought you did not like free gifts for mothers in the framework of Mother's Day?
No.
If you need something, just ask.
Sorry to bother your dinner, my dear.
Fried green tomatoes.
Lance, you are my agent and I love you, who is an "oxymoron",
... but if you're here for philosophical conversation,
... it's best to be brief and short here.
Yes, you know me as Lance Wallace, the agent of the stars.
You usually have big stars.
Now you only have me.
Mmm.
But you really know that I was born in the Bronx...
... and my name is Ramone Navarro,
... who collects empty soda bottles to get money to eat.
We are what the world thinks we are and sometimes we don't exist.
We decide who we are,
... when we want and who we want to know.
Or who is it?
Have you finished, Ramone?
Just do my job, to make sure...
... that there is no decrease in kilowatts in that smile.
Hmm.
Oh, you're right, you're right, it's a salad fork.
Hey, change plan.
I got a call.
One of the girls must be pulled out.
He got the role of the comedy series for NBC.
It might be canceled, but still,
... I entered the final tonight.
Where are you?
I'm with Katie.
He is fine.
Bye.
Good appearance. Okay, next.
Good night.
Oh....
I should not see this.
Good night.
Yes, yes, good night.
Good night.
I go home.
Wow, how....
Good night.
You usually say good night.
This will spend your time to say good night.
Hey, honey, where are you?
I'm starting to worry.
If you think about separation, please don't.
Let's continue to love each other and Katie.
I don't want to marry you.
I mean, I really want to marry you,
... but we don't have to get married.
If you accept this, please come to the club.
I love you.
This competition is worth $ 5,000.
Zack Zim, you entered the final by default.
- Good for you. - Aw....
That's the sweetest baby I've ever met.
Can you take care of Katie while I do my preparation?
No.
Welcome to the stage, Zack Zim.
Zack Zim, he's very... Oh, that's you.
Alright, go out there, kid.
Come on, I support you. I will come out in front.
Uh....
Hello.
Hmm....
So, I'm Zack.
Eh, this is Katie.
Say hello.
He is a bit shy.
I will only say this from "get-go", this is not planned.
Coming here with him is not planned,
... isn't he not planned,
... even though to be fair, you are a little shocking.
Don't like the joke.
Eh....
So, is there someone here who has a baby?
No, obviously you don't have.
You guys have life here.
- [ALL LAUGH] - [BABY CRYING]
No, don't cry, stop crying.
Five thousand are at stake.
Friend, do you mind holding her for a while?
What is your name, friend?
Tiny [Tiny ~ Small].
Tiny, if you don't objection I say,
... you seem to have a very welcoming chest.
Can I rest my child on it?
Sure.
Just a moment, thank you.
I mean, I don't know whether to be happy or offended.
How can you do that?
I'm soft, like a sofa.
Please, will you come and stay with us?
I'm serious.
I haven't slept in a year.
I'll take the sofa.
My boyfriend is very interesting.
Can your girlfriend take a sofa?
Oh my boyfriend, huh.
This is my brother.
Hey, can everyone give to the biggest caregiver in the world, please?
Good work.
Thank you. I will bring it back.
Bye.
- Thank you. - Call me.
Wow.
You know, being a father changes you.
I'm worried all the time.
Do I know when he is tired?
Don't really know.
When will he be sick?
Definitely not.
This is the last nice shirt I have.
But his mother knows,
... because in every atom in their body,
... they know what is good for children them and their families.
Besides, talking about parents, I better return this one to him.
Hey, guys, thank you very much.
I'm Zack Zim, and this is Katie.
Ah, how cute babies are.
I like babies.
We can have one if you want.
That's our first date.
So what will you do tomorrow?
Shut up.
I panic.
- I thought you failed to get on stage. - Where are you?
Sorry, you know, ordinary things, meet my real mother.
Your mother, what?
Yes, that's terrible.
Terrible?
Really makes me appreciate what I have. Fully.
You're the best.
We have winners unanimously.
Katie Zim.
Oh, and that person with him. Let's go forward.
Yes, God. Wait, wait, wait, take him.
He won, you just used it as a props, really.
So, wait, your real mother?
Just go to the stage. Go, go, go, go, go.
Congratulations!
Zack Zim!
Yes, we each carry our baby.
- Happy Mother's Day! - Happy Mother's Day!
What? Oh, my God.
You guys... You two are the coolest.
Bananas are my idea, you know, to stay healthy.
This is perfect. I like it.
What are M & M pancakes?
- Yes. - Oh, Boy.
Open my prize.
Okay, okay, okay.
Why?
That is the coolest potato man that has ever existed, period, end of story.
That's awesome.
"Thank you for everything that you did."
"We respect you."
"Happy mother's day, Tina."
You give the wrong gift, you're slow.
Oops, sorry, ma'am.
Oh, it's okay. It is okay.
I love you, Mother.
Thank you. I love you. This one is for you.
OK, alright.
This is better than the first.
That's better.
That's very sweet.
I like it. Thank you very much.
This is for you.
Thank you, honey.
Do you also give cards to Tina?
Yes, but it's a different card.
I can get rid of Tina if you want.
No.
No, no, no, no, I don't want you to do it.
But you are so sad.
Oh, okay, listen, here, take it there for a while.
This is where.
Here.
Vicky, Rachel, where are you?
Come on, let's wake up, have a little breakfast, huh?
Guys, don't make me come there.
It's too late.
Come on, let's go, go up and go to their place.
Hey.
Hey, Vicky! [RING PHONE]
Rachel, where are you?
Hey, Kimberly, I can't talk now.
I don't know where my girls are.
KIMBERLY: Your girls are with me.
What are you talking about, where?
I love you so much
... and, you know, that's just... It's hard to share, you know?
Sort of like how you feel about your LEGO pirate ship.
Do you know how you don't want someone to touch it?
Yes, well, that's how I feel.
But you remember how happy you feel...
... when you see how happy Nick is...
... when he can walk with wood legs down the board?
Right?
Yes, that's because really, is really good to share.
That's very good.
In fact, as I said, what do you know,
... I think I'll take you to Daddy will be here soon, okay?
So you can give Tina amazing human potatoes.
Do you really want to share?
Yes.
Yep, I will share, for one hour.
One hour, maybe two hours. I will see how I feel.
How do you feel about that?
- [TWO:] Yes. - yes?
We will take lunch and we will meet you at the parade.
Have fun.
Bye, Max.
Are you called too?
Yep, just want to know if I will get a chance...
... to enjoy the last meal.
Very doubtful.
I mean, they can't frustrate us again, right?
You lie to your mother.
Mother makes me live alone at college...
... because he doesn't want me to have a minority roommate.
Yes, and he hit me when I said I wanted to dress up...
... like people for Halloween.
I think Liberace is a costume that is not suitable for a little girl.
Do they know we will come?
Yes, I called Dad before.
I will pick you up tonight, before dinner, okay?
- Bye, Mother. - Bye, I love you.
Have fun.
I am very happy to meet you.
Hello, hello.
What is that?
For me? Geez.
- Surprise. - Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Happy Mother's Day.
We love you.
Russell, this is Jesse.
I go to stay with my parents for a while....
... and I brought Tanner with me. Bye.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
Hey, wait, wait, wait, I'm coming!
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop,
... stop, wait, hold, hold, wait a minute, let me enter,
... stop, stop, stop, hold, hold it!
Wait a minute!
Where is Tanner?
Calm down, he's with Max and Charlie.
A nice robe.
We only say it so you enter here.
Oh, good, another lie.
Yes, is that a new thing now? Bye.
Russell, we thank you for coming.
Mother? Are you here?
Maybe if you call me more often, you will know me better.
Russell, I know I made a joke about Jesse, but I love him.
So, Flo and I think you both should kiss and make up.
No, no, because he's a liar.
She's a liar, lies to a liar, okay?
And besides, scare me to get me here...
... isn't a good way to start conversations, okay?
Have fun. I go.
Cannot, unless you will jump.
Father, what are you doing? Slowly!
Oh come on.
Where will we go?
Well, this is crazy, right?
He lies about everything. What do you know?
If I'm your parents, I will go home now.
If this damn car doesn't need all repair it, we will go home.
Actually, it might be my fault.
How can it be?
I told Charlie to play the machine...
... so Grandma and Grandpa can't go home.
The deflated tire only bad luck, or good luck.
Do you do it to us?
Forget that.
I'm impressed that he knows so much about machines.
Yes, he really knows the machine.
Honey, forgive me.
I promise, I will never, ever lie to you, again.
I just... I invite my heart.
- You promised? - Promise.
- Okay, I forgive you. - You forgive me?
No, I'm lying. Do you know how it feels?
Eh, sorry to disturb your time, but this is not good.
What?
Brakes are empty and we walk too fast.
I swear, Charlie isn't playing with the brakes.
No, no, I should fix it,
... but I took the money and I spent on dog tracks!
Beware of trash cans.
Hey, what happened?
Where does everyone go?
Jesse, keep it down.
Stay under me!
Hey, it's Grandma's mobile home.
I see. Let's check.
They make ornamental vehicles peranakan for Mother's Day?
I can't wait to see what they're doing for Father's Day.
Hello, Marvin, you can chase two vehicles.
One of them is an RV from Texas and one more big and pink vehicle.
Slow down!
Yes, my goodness. Okay, we are chasing.
Wow!
Earl, Jesse, Gabi, I love you! Russell?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
We will hit very hard.
No!
Huh?
Wow, uh, it's not so hard, right now, right?
Everything is fine?
What is happening?
No. I lie.
The brakes have been fixed.
Fear of death makes everyone closer together.
Welcome, welcome my family.
Everything comes out of the vehicle.
Come on fast.
Okay, we will come. Hello.
Exit the vehicle.
Raise your hand up so we can see it.
Are you okay?
Hello, police officer, how are you?
Mother, just lift your hand up.
Spread your feet.
Are there others?
Hello, this is just me.
Close to the ground.
To the ground!
Stay on the ground!
On the ground!
Sir, that's my husband!
Officer, I really don't appreciate...
... how do you treat this son-in-law.
Wait, it's okay, you guys, this is my doctor.
He heals my knee.
Hello, Dr. Kohli.
Hey, Danielle.
Finally, there is someone who defends.
Oh, boy, are you okay, Russell?
- Yes, I'm fine. - OK.
Wow, I never thought would say it in carrying out a task,
... but who has registration for this peranakan?
We have. But we already missed the parade.
Is there a parade of peranakans?
Yes, of course there is.
Wow, it's okay.
Now we can carry out picnic real family together.
I love you too, Mother. Happy Mother's Day.
Did he just kiss me?
We can't join the parade, but we will have a picnic!
I am proud of you, Earl.
Oh, thank you, Fluffy.
Thank you for asking us, Kimberly.
Oh, and also for lunch.
I'm sure my father will like you very much.
Please, I can handle it.
I'm a pole dancer.
Come on, bring the dance!
Wow. I thought your father used the veterinary discount at ProFlowers.
Surprise!
Daddy, what's all this?
Oh, this is everything they left behind at the flower shop.
Okay, but why is it here?
I think it's time we start celebrating Mother's Day.
I would rather go see my baby.
And for my first surprise, for the youngest, Vicky, voila.
- Oh. - Wow.
A karaoke machine!
That's right, yes.
Young women, this is for you.
But this... This is your car key.
Yes, I've sold the car,
... but imagine you want that key.
Joking, you also get a car.
- Oh, God, thank you.
Thank you very much again.
Thank you.
Look at this place.
Mmm.
Daddy, did you invite him?
No.
No, I hired him to keep the drink bowl.
- Good. - Yes.
I will go get the drink.
OK.
- Hey. - Hey.
Thank you for coming in such a short time.
- I'm very proud of you. - Thank you.
- Me. - Thank you.
- Hello. - Hey, neighbor.
- Hey. - Hello, I'm Lexy.
Lexy.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you, too.
Hmm, yes, alright, please help yourself...
... with drinks and smells flowers. So crazy.
That is the sexy mother we told you about.
Oh, that makes sense, okay, yeah.
Wow, that might be a little too a lot for me now, you know?
- Fair enough. - Mmm-hmm.
I will even keep trying.
No, please do it. That's a great start.
Hey.
Wow!
Do you know what that is?
No.
This is a karaoke machine.
That's cool. What is the button for?
That echoes, so that it makes sound like...
Yes, God, you people excess sex hormones?
Wait, hello, Tina?
- Here I am. I really need your help right now. - What?
- I don't know what to do. - Wait, Tina, slow. What is wrong?
- What's wrong? - This is Mikey.
He can't breathe.
Okay, that's the asthma.
No, I know, Henry warned me that this was bad all this year...
... and there are lots of ragweed. [Ragweed = A small green flower of a daisy family in North America, produces excessive pollen, a major cause of fever and allergies in some areas]
Where is the inhaler?
It's here, but it's empty and I can't find a backup.
Where is Henry?
He is in the shop and he doesn't answer the phone.
Alright, just take him to the freezer.
He is not hungry.
I know he's not hungry.
Breathing in cold air will really help him,
... so just go, go, go, go!
Let's go to the freezer, okay? You will be fine.
Yes, just take a breath.
Okay, alright.
Geez, Sandy, I'm very scared.
I know, I know.
Look, I keep a backup inhaler in his backpack.
Okay, yes. I understand. I will put you on the speaker.
Okay, where?
Good. There are four bags.
It was on one of the mice on it.
There is no zipper in mice.
It's next to a mouse!
It's next to the mouse, sorry.
It's okay, I help you.
I help you. Here, friend.
Here it is. Come on, come on. I help you.
I want you.
Okay, mother is coming, honey. You are okay.
Daddy will make you feel all the better, you know that.
Okay, give him three sniffs and then give three more...
... in 30 minutes if he needs it, okay?
I don't like the color. I will take him to the ER.
OK, then go. Just go, leave and I'll meet you there.
Bring the items.
Hey, DJ, play it.
Here it is.
♪ ♫ ♪ All right! ~ Stop whatcha doin '♪ ♫ ♪ [All right! Stop, what are you doing]
♪ ♫ ♪ 'Cause I'm about to ruin ♪ ♫ ♪ [Because I will damage... ]
♪ ♫ ♪ The image and style that is used to ♪ ♫ ♪ [The image and style you usually use]
♪ ♫ ♪ I look funny, right? ♪ ♫ ♪ [I look funny, right? ]
♪ ♫ ♪ But, yo, I'm getting more money, see? ♪ ♫ ♪ [But, I make money, you know? ]
♪ ♫ ♪ So, yo world I hope you're ready for me ♪ ♫ ♪ [So, the world I hope you prepare for me]
♪ ♫ ♪ My name is Humpty Pronounced with a "umpty" ♪ ♫ ♪ [My name is Humpty ~ Pronounced as "umpty"]
♪ ♫ ♪ Yo, moms Oh, how do I like to love thee ♪ ♫ ♪ [Yo, Mother ~ Oh, how do I like to love you]
♪ ♫ ♪ And all the fathers in the Top 10 ♪ ♫ ♪ [and all fathers in the Top 10]
♪ ♫ ♪ Please allow me to bump thee ♪ ♫ ♪ [Allow me to hit you]
♪ ♫ ♪ I'm steppin 'tall, y'all And just like Humpty Dumpty ♪ ♫ ♪ [I dance "steppin' tall", all of you ~ And like Humpty Dumpty]
♪ ♫ ♪ You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me ♪ ♫ ♪ [You will fall when stereo throws me]
♪ ♫ ♪ I'm still rockin's these pink pants ♪ ♫ ♪ [I'm still wearing these pink pants]
♪ ♫ ♪ I even got my own dance ♪ ♫ ♪ [And I even got my own dance]
♪ ♫ ♪ The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump ♪ ♫ ♪ [The Humpty Dance is your chance to do "the hump"]
♪ ♫ ♪ That ’right, folks, help me out. ♪ ♫ ♪ [That's right, people, help me out]
♪ ♫ ♪ Do me, baby! ~ ALL: Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪ [Do it with me, honey! ~ (ALL) Do the Humpty hump]
Girls, go up here. Dancing with your parents. Come on.
♪ ♫ ♪ Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪
♪ ♫ ♪ Watch me do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪ Yes, yes. Uh!
♪ ♫ ♪ Do the Humpty hump ♪ ♫ ♪
Look at me...
Where did he go?
Father!
Are you okay, Dad?
Yes, I'm fine, Vicky.
Rachel, how do my legs look?
Great, Dad.
What is my right foot?
Someone, please call 911.
See what happens when you let white boys rap?
Here it is, people.
Happy Mother's Day.
Don't move, Dad. I go down.
Rach, maybe it's time practice driving to the hospital.
I'm open.
I hope it doesn't matter I'm here.
I recognize you when I see you.
We are 16 years old and fall in love.
What, love monkey?
No, true love, great,
... a kind of love "planning your whole life _ around",
... and then you were born.
His family moved to another city on the day we gave them news...
... and my parents pulled me out of school for one year.
My mother never really looked at me the same again.
Forever he is disappointed, I think.
That was never even considered...
... if I will take care of you, really.
He said he found good family living in Hawaii.
They are not good. They are amazingly great.
I know they have died. Forgive me.
My parents have also died.
So there's only you and me.
Part of the agreement is that they will...
... send me your photo every year...
... so that I can know that you're fine.
Wow. What?
I don't understand.
Why have you never contacted me?
That is another part of the agreement.
So, I lost my true love and you,
... and I don't want to replace it,
... so I live life for career and that's what I have.
What is that?
That's your grandson.
That's my boyfriend, Zack.
Katie, I want you to meet someone special.
This is Katie.
Katie, do you want to meet someone?
Yes.
That's your grandmother.
Hello.
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- Hey, how is it? - He is nice.
- He is back to normal. - Oh, thank God.
They should bring him out. I will check it out.
Thank God. Oh good.
Hello.
- Hello. You are okay? - Hello.
Yes.
- Sandy, I'm sorry. - Yes.
I don't know what happened to the inhaler.
That's why we have a reserve.
Your middle name is now "Backup".
Good. I just... I really panicked.
I know.
How can you stay so calm?
Wow, Tina, it only takes time.
It's time. I mean, Peter...
Thirteen. How old is he?
- How old are you? - Thirteen years.
Thirteen years. It takes 13 years, you know?
So, just give yourself a break.
If not, you will really drop yourself...
... and that will upset me.
- So it becomes one of your rules. - That is good.
Whose child is this?
Mother!
Oh dear, hello.
Mother, can I ask for some candy, please? Oh...
Sly's tactics.
I told you you'll be fine.
Well, I'll get some sweets and maybe one for myself.
Please hold this.
Now, because it's Mother's Day and I'm a mother,
I want to introduce a very special guest, my daughter, Kristin.
He has something very special that he wants to say.
Father of my child, the light of my life,
Zack, will you marry me?
And because I've made you wait so long,
I want to do it today, while my mother is still here.
Wow, are you willing?
Wha....
Eh....
The program is recorded.
Will you?
Wow, you know,
... I will think about that first.
Hmm.
OK, I'm willing.
Yes.
- I love you. - I love you, too.
Oh....
Oh, I think it's time.
- Must go. - Oh....
Where is my wallet? Where is the key?
Good luck, all of you.
Time for marriage. Where is Shorty? Shorty?
I'm Shorty.
- Are you Shorty? - Yes.
I should have guessed.
Okay, listen, Miranda wants to implement...
... expensive big wedding in the best hotel,
... but Kristin wants to get married here...
... because here is where they first met.
Great, and we will do the best to make it expensive.
Wow, thanks for that.
Who will do the ceremony?
Officially me.
Do you have a license?
Of course, from the Idaho Online Church.
Can we do it now?
Wow. We will make money.
Pager Dr. Freeman and Dr. Sheehan.
Please report to the nurse's room.
Come on.
Are you kidding me?
Is this what will happen today?
OK, okay.
God! Oh, no, no, no, no.
Yes, God.
Wow.
Do you know what? Guys, let's go this way.
Let not be involved. Come on, here it is.
Oh....
Hey, human tampon.
Right? Remember... - Hey. - Hello.
- Hmm....
- We have ever... - Yes.
Yes, of course, hello.
This is actually Bradley.
- Oh, Bradley. - Yes.
This is my child. This is Rachel, and this is Vicky.
- Hello. - Hello.
- This is... - Sandy.
- With two sons. - Yes, it is true.
Hmm....
- Are you okay? - Do you know what? No.
I am in a little difficult situation.
- OK. I help you. - This is ridiculous.
Girls, help me,
... why don't you run and go find and see...
... is there someone who has the key to this?
There is, security guarding in front. I am sure.
This might seem rather suspicious.
Are you surprised how can I get inside...
-... this situation? - Mmm.
No, I really don't know.
- You know what happens every time... - Eh-heh.
... I tried to wake up? It's stuck in something.
This can't go further, okay,
... wow, let me know what I can do there.
- Pull your wrist this way. - Ow! Watch Out.
What?
This is Miranda Collins bracelet, just, you know. Oh...
What do you do to your feet?
Another one victim related to hip-hop.
- Hip hop? - Yes. How about you?
Why are you here? Are you in...
-... part of psychiatry? - [LAUGH]
No. My child has an asthma attack.
Oh, I'm sorry about that. Is he okay?
Yes, he's back to normal, so I got him this candy.
I help you, we will take it.
Oh, bend it, bend it.
Here, I will pull it down. There.
Ow....
- Wow. Awesome. - Ta-da.
- Wait. - You are released.
Take it down here.
- This object? - Take the Skittle.
That's why I did it in the first place.
Don't. This is what will happen.
- Hey, alright. - Yes.
- That's amazing. - Good work.
Can.
Wait. Oh, you know what, while we are here...
Okay, but if there is one that catches us,
... we will say you stole candy for sick children.
- Thank you very much. - Yes.
I owe you.
No, random acts of kindness.
OK, thank you.
Do you need a ride?
No, we bring a car.
- Yes. Of course, of course. - Yes.
And I...
What do I think? There are my children,
-... a new husband, his new wife. - Oh....
- It's "carful". - Wow.
Yes, I'm divorced too.
Oh, hmm....
Actually, my wife passed away, so...
Oh....
Oh my goodness, I'm very sorry.
- Oh, that certainly makes today so difficult. - No problem.
This starts fine.
Thank you.
Father, we look everywhere. We can't....
No, no, no. We're fine, really.
- He has been released. - Regardless.
- Emancipation. - Yes. We are good. Yes.
- Yes. Hmm.... - So....
Wow, hey, I'll meet you here, I guess.
That will be fun.
Wait, my father has a fitness gym.
Give him your card. You should need to stop by,
... you know, try yoga classes or even dance pole. Mmm.
This helps you get touch on your body.
Mmm-hmm. I've heard it.
This is where my body works.
Is that right?
I go to this sporting place.
What?
I just registered, it seems, a few weeks ago.
How can I not see you?
I have never met you there.
I know, how can I never meet you there?
- That's weird. - [BIKING] That's very strange.
Okay, wow, great, so maybe I will meet you there occasionally.
- Thank you. - Yes, thank you.
- Go here. - Like that? No, this?
Increase.
- Oh no, that's terrible. - I like it.
- OK. - Let's eat, guys.
Let's eat, Mother.
Mother! Wow!
Mother, you didn't tell you to come.
- Surprise! - Oh.
I don't know that you came.
Beta, I need money to tip the "Ubber" driver.
Okay, that's Ubber.
I came to see you.
How do you know we are here?
- I'm a mother. - Mmm....
- Flo, I'm very happy to meet you. - Oh, my God.
We succeed.
OK.
Oh Oh!
Wow! You look really good.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Oh, but, um, I thought I would need someone to hold Katie.
This will be my honor.
Okay, are you ready?
Come to Grandma.
Oh Ooh, sticky.
They are always sticky. Ugh.
I mean....
OK.
Okay, here it is.
Wow, wow, wow.
Slightly higher. Don't drop it.
Slightly higher. Yup, perfect. Nice.
Good. Okay.
Should we start without you?
Oh no, we are good to go there. Thank you, Dominic.
OK.
OK, let's go.
Mother, how long will you stay?
We will see.
Earl and I might as well will stay this while.
They have a big house.
Sorry for being so long. Here, honey.
Let me finish this permission to go home and you will be able to leave.
Thank you, you have been very helpful.
Wow, that's one of our Mother's Day events.
I mean, honestly, I'm really more choosing really boring, sweet,
... baked cookies on the bed, do you know what I mean?
I'm sorry about yesterday.
The party is really stupid.
I can't believe you have a llama.
I don't believe that I have a llama.
And an alpaca [Peruvian goat].
Hey, kids, what do you think if we go to dinner at IHOP?
- Yes! - Breakfast for dinner.
Yes.
Your mother and I just have to wait for this document.
We will need a few minutes.
Yes, we will just wait in the car.
Okay, come on, kids. Come on.
Hey, Sandy.
Hey, Sandy with two boys!
So who is Captain Pink Pants?
Oh!
Eh, first of all, it's salmon.
Oh, are they? And they're cool.
Someone I should know?
Oh, believe me, I will surprise you that it's permanent.
- Yes, and he knows how much you hate beards? - Oh....
You know what, I think the beard is actually quite sexy to him.
Oh....
And we return to normal.
Yes.
- Uh-oh. - Wow!
This is just like I imagined it.
Can we carry out this oath, please?
There are people waiting for a table.
Oh....
Oh
OK.
We gather here to unite these two souls.
Who objected to this young woman?
I object, but I will delay to a little longer.
- Zack, are you willing to take... - I'm willing.
Before he changes his mind.
And what are you, Kristin?
I am willing, and I will not change my mind.
Now try to make you husband and wife.
If you don't kiss it, just me.
I'm very calm now.
- I know that. - I am very happy.
- That's very good. - Let's take the photo.
Raise the camera up, so we both look slim.
- It doesn't matter. - I am fine.
I know, that's fine. Do not think about it.
- It's not scary, okay? - Terrible.
That's not scary.
Isn't it clear?
Men fall.
Come on, come on, come on! Seriously? OK.
Hey. This is not a stadium, it's a lobby.
Yes, your hat, Hector! Use your hat.
What?
Well, this is not... This is the wrong area.
I'm from Manhattan. The other hat.
Excuse me. Forgive me.
Okay, we are ready.
How did this happen? This will work very well.
OK. This is not a stadium, it's a lobby.
You are not the winner of the essay contest.
But I have a right-sided bra which is 100% anti-allergic,
... for you to wear at home since you...
-... hit on that side. - Oh, so good you are.
- Thank you. - Bring it up. Gold plated.
- Is this yours? - Wow...
That's the one that really... long train.
Gosh!
I have to shave my legs again quickly.
- Hold him to shut up. - OK.
He moves.
Tanner, no, no, no, no, don't be in his bag!
This, apparently, the fourth time he did it.
Enough with that surprise, Sandy.
Sandy? I'm Sandy.
Oh no, no, no. I'm not here to take pictures.
I'm here.... I'm here to show Julia.
Justified.
Honey, baby, your banana. Sorry, your banana.
- Ouch! - Oh!
Wow!
Oh, it's bound to a rope.
What? This is a big joke.
Maybe it's dental floss. The new dentist is working.
Happy Mother's Day!
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