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Hey Kia.
What is this?
It's a party. Enjoy it.
I'll be back soon.
It's a reception not a seminar.
Come on, enjoy the party!
I'll be back soon.
Don't be shy, kid.
Take this.
Relax and enjoy.
Take it.
Come on, enjoy. / Sorry.
I can get it again. / What do you mean?
Get it? Menstruation?
Menstruation?
No problem! Up to you!
Enjoy!
Ny. Aurora...
Hope you are happy with the party.
Don't say that.
You don't see how many people are enjoying it?
Forget everyone.
Look, how happy our son is!
Your daughter is a good child.
He can definitely take care of him.
Mr. Kapoor, right people say...
... That behind men's success...
... There must be a woman.
We are both real proof!
Now he is a Deputy Director. Tomorrow, he will become Director...
... Then the CEO and then the Leader.
How can a man work 16 hours a day...
... Without a good support system?
My daughter-in-law can definitely improve this stupid life.
Thank you!
Hey Kia, where are you going?
Enjoy.
Hello? Hello?
Hello?
How can I enjoy the party?
My friend will die!
Today happiness, dreams, identity and freedom are destroyed.
Actually, now it's the last day to live.
Starting tomorrow, he will become a backrest.
A kind of buffer.
Yes, yes buffer.
Yes, that is also important.
But the whole world will still say...
... Wow! Beautiful house!
Who says bad backs?
No, no. I like marriage really.
That's a good concept.
But for what I have to spend my life with someone ..
... That after 40 years will look into my eyes and say...
... Thank you for being my back!
Enjoy, enjoy.
Are you okay?
Sorry!
Do you want something?
Ma'am!
I want my mother!
Yes, miss.
Can you bring this man...
... The mother? / Sorry?
Mother?
Kabir.
Kia.
Mother...
... Will hold my hand tight during takeoff and landing.
Like this.
In the past, he was very afraid of boarding a plane.
First?
It has been 10 years since he died.
Today is his birthday.
That's why...
... Something happened, just happened...
... Hit me and... You got this prize.
What gift?
The gift of seeing a man directly crying in front of a woman.
Are you not happy...
... With your mother's birthday today?
Then why are you crying?
Celebrate!
Happy birthday, Auntie!
Your father is still alive, right?
Yes.
You don't like him still alive?
No, he's fine.
Mama's child!
Mama's child doesn't like her father?
It's not like that. Difficult to explain.
It's difficult to be like Mr. Bhansal.
My father is a Bansal Kumar.
Bansal?
The contractor?
I've liked you!
You are the child of someone who controls the half of Delhi!
The most expensive whiskey!
Give me a double portion!
This is a cheap airline problem.
Riches are no different.
Everyone chooses economy class.
So, Mr. Kabir Bansal...
... Are you here to buy Chandigarh?
No, my friend just divorced.
I came to give him moral support.
Cheers!
For your friend's freedom.
So...
Do you have a problem with your father?
You want to change the business with your new ideas...
... But he doesn't agree. Right, right?
He wants to show if he is still the leader.
A common problem in family of business people.
First produce children so they can take over their business.
When his child is ready to take over...
... His father is not ready to give it up!
Common disputes between 'child-father'.
I really understand.
I'm not interested in my father's business.
What?
And before you order again...
... I want to say honestly.
What?
The expensive whiskey you ordered...
... I can't pay it.
Are you stepson Kumar Bausal?
No, I'm the only son of his puppet.
But, if I'm not interested in the business...
... But only interested in the money...
... That's not cool, right?
Then, what do you want?
Why? Do I have to do something?
Yes, of course! Why do you need to do something?
You are interested in your father's money...
... Or not...
... After he is gone, all of that will remain yours.
What is your job? / I work at Marico.
What is your job there?
I'm a Marketing Manager.
What are the plans after that?
After that, in a few years, I will become Deputy Director.
After that?
I will become CEO.
WOW!
If it's as clear as that...
... Every dream can come true.
In life, we must have dreams. / Correct!
Or of course...
... Got Dad enough!
Yes, I have a father.
But I also have a dream.
No need to tell me! / Good, I won't tell you.
All right, say!
Because actually I'm very curious...
... When someone already has everything...
... What is his dream?
Say it.
I want to be like my mother.
Sorry?
I...
... Want to be like my mother.
My cellphone!
Where is my cellphone?
Mention your cellphone number.
I called just to say I'm not "Woman", I am "Man".
What?
Ash is not gay. I don't want to change my gender.
I hate pink.
I like women. I like whiskey.
You intentionally hide my cell phone so I can get my number, right?
Cheap whiskey tomorrow night?
May I be honest?
I consider you very strange.
Then why did you come meet that strange person?
Same as at the end every television series...
... Which forces you to watch the next episode .
Our encounter also ends like that.
'I want to be like my mother!'
And then? Then? Then? Then?
So curious.
If being like your father is not a problem...
... Then what's the problem being like your mother?
They are both the same.
Never heard of a man saying...
... If he wants to be like his mother.
Isn't Rajiv like Indira Gandhi?
Doesn't Rahul want to be like Sonia?
Who is your mother?
Which Prime Minister of the country is he ?!
He's an artist.
Is he a singer, dancer, sculptor...?
Housewife.
What? / She's a housewife.
And then? then? then? then?
Today's episode...
... Still at the same place and time?
Overnight shock made my acid recur.
Tonight, I can't drink.
Ma'am.
What is this?
I don't know. The courier who drove him.
'Digene'?
'Gelusil'?
Not Alcohol...
... A feeling of wonder is the cause of my acid recurrence.
Housewives are the greatest artists in the world.
What makes you wonder? / It is not that.
I'm just wondering why the best graduates of INMB...
... Instead of continuing his father's business, he chose...
... Being a housewife like her mother?
How do you know I'm an INMB graduate?
Facebook. This world is so small.
But my Facebook page has long been inactive.
I see your photo on your Facebook page.
Who?
Neha. / Dhupia?
Dholakia.
'Forget about yesterday's problem.'
'Yesterday was an old story.'
I don't see any 'weird' photos.
You were tagged in the photo, 'My friend and I are the most geniuses.'
So, I think you are just friends.
But now I'm even curious.
Before curiosity makes your stomach acid worse...
... Eat it!
How do you know I like this pasta?
Your hair, long and thick like spaghetti.
Your eyes, black like olives.
Actually, your eyes are not so black.
Your nose is pointed like a young corn.
Reddish cheeks like cherry sauce.
Your lips are made of pepper slices.
Spicy tongue like peppers.
You like pasta.
Your taste is definitely not ordinary Indian bread.
Wow Kabir!
I'm amazed.
No one has ever seen me like a vegetable shop!
So romantic.
How can someone be romantic with you?
You always want to be fast.
Eat fast, talk fast, hear fast...
.. Move fast.
Romantic things...
... It's only in slow motion.
Now do you feel something?
Neha...
But, there is something suspicious (fishy).
The pasta is full of vegetables, how can it smell fishy (fishy)?
If you don't want to be involved in the business world...
... For what is an MBA lecture?
Before opposing something...
... You must really understand it first.
Why are you so against business?
What is business? A man has a dream...
... And to make it happen, he pioneered the company.
He hired many people to run his company ..
... And give them all dreams to 'advance'.
Work day and night, 'want to go forward'...,
.. Get billions of dollars until they become blind...
... And can't even see that their dreams have long been realized.
Instead of enjoying the results of his labor...
... They just want to continue to "advance" like zombies!
Gastric acid, stress, heart attack...,
... Finally they end at Private Hospitals are expensive and say...
'Thank you! I can afford World-class medical care. '
What? I'm serious!
This want to move forward is a very dangerous thing.
Who are you!
Where do you want to go? What for?
In domestic matters, there is no such madness.
There is no caste in it.
So, there is no anxiety, stomach trouble...,
... Just happiness.
Very good Reverend Kabir.
You are full of nonsense.
Your goal is just to avoid hard work for the rest of your life.
I've never heard of such a garbage philosophy in my life.
Why?
If someone like your father doesn't have a dream to go forward...
... Then how do you become a housewife and sit sweet at home like your mother?
My mother doesn't just sit.
I'm really sorry. I don't mean that.
Then, what do you mean?
What do you mean?
Without a business card or rank...
... Someone has no value, is that so?
Is managing a household not a profession?
It's the greatest art in the world.
Art without the need to dream.
Art makes other people happy.
The art of sacrificing your life happily.
You know, what's the real name of Ny. Bansal?
He is my father's greatest backrest.
Buildings can collapse without backrest.
Just because he is not famous or makes billions of dollars...
... Then he is considered only just sitting at home?
He takes care of the household.
My mother is an artist.
Great artists.
And like other great artists...
... He is also very sensitive.
He first died because...
... Just like you, someday my father told him...
'What is your job besides sitting at home ?!'
My goal is not to avoid hard work.
But I work hard for avoiding useless goals.
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I don't mean that.
Hello?
Sorry, friend! What do you want me to do?
Come on, Kabir.
Aren't you the best graduate? Please forgive this idiot.
Enough, Kabir.
Your mother won't justify Your attitude is like that of a girl.
Sunday tomorrow, what are you busy with?
I have to work in the office.
Cutilah. / Impossible.
Means you don't regret it.
Hey, this is so cool!
Damn!
This is the solution for Global Warming!
So why buy a car?
Actually possible, for women is not so good.
There are many things you don't know.
Yes Look no further than your beard if you are a child!
From your words you don't look sorry.
No, no.
There is a nature of children in each person, so it doesn't matter.
You don't want to take a toy train?
This is for under 12 years of age.
I love trains.
Steam engine, mini locomotive.
There are many current models here.
I also have... a set of trains!
The world has gone into space.
And are you still stuck with a steam engine?
Romantic thing from the train...
... You won't understand.
You're a robot! Robot company.
Your 'hardware' doesn't have a 'soft' feeling (soft).
You're a corporate psychopath.
If you want, you will kill all office workers.
There is still a soft side.
Touch and see.
Only stone.
Did your father and mother give you iron stones?
Not mother and father.
Only mother.
I'm only 2 years old when my father died in an accident.
He died young.
So, there are only mothers after that.
He gets married quickly, has children quickly...
... And quickly become a single.
So now you know why I'm 'so fast'.
It has been passed down from generation to generation.
I'm really sorry.
Has happened.
After the father is gone, Mother occupies herself.
He is the queen of social workers.
Now he runs several NGOs.
I always miss having a 'home'...
... And a perfect family.
I also have a soft side.
But now, here I am.
Are you still single?
Why do I see a double for you?
You don't have a boyfriend yet?
Come and go.
But, nothing lasts long.
You scare them? / The man is a coward.
They don't want with women who are more ambitious than them.
So you want to die singles?
In Hospitals Private expensive.
But why are you so curious?
Why? Just like you who can be curious?
Okay, ask me.
When is your birthday? / 15 April.
What do you say? I also! April 15 !!
What? Do not lie. / Look, my ID card.
Do you think we are twin brothers who are separated from birth?
1988!
And you?
Where is your polite attitude?
Never ask a woman about her age!
Did you watch the 1983 World Cup when India won?
No, I'm not born yet.
And the 1987 World Cup when Australia wins?
No. I'm still very young. / That means you were born '84.
'85. / You said it yourself, I didn't ask!
Do you like small children?
Yes But, someone else's child.
Don't children wake up your maternal instincts?
There are so many children.
Why add more?
Why? Afraid?
Children and marriages can block your path to success?
The idea of marriage is good.
Very good to have a companion.
To be able to chat...
... Like a special friend...
... That can be close and sleep with him!
Your own happy place.
But a woman must bear heavy burden in marriage.
Do not mean to your mother, but the responsibility of the house...
... Always forced on women.
However... taking care of a man is...
.. A woman's career has been determined.
Marriage isn't for me.
Why? There are so many women who can undergo both of them well.
They are super, super women.
So you're not a super woman?
Not at all.
Then, marry me!
If you want to slap me, then please on the cheek here.
My teeth have a problem here.
The doctor says, I have to pull my molar teeth.
You're too good!
Now who is 'fast'?
Slow down!
What do I sacrifice to be housewife for you?
Sacrifice?
You want to go ahead and I don't want to advance at all.
You want to get married, but don't want there is a dispute in it.
I also want to get married...
... But don't want office, career, and any ambition.
Even our birthday is the same.
Okay, I'm 3 years younger, but no problem!
We are indeed 100% created with each other.
Unless you're a coward...
... And don't want to be with men without any ambition.
I don't fall in love with you.
I too.
If you don't fall in love, then why do you want to get married?
We must marry first.
If we have ever fallen in love what is our work after marriage?
Your breath is heavy.
You're sweating.
Your body trembles.
You don't fall in love?
With one touch of mine...
... Your heart is knocked.
You can't say a word.
Leaving work for the sake of men unemployed are useless.
Eat oily food.
You don't fall in love?
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tera Mera Ours
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tedha Medha Full of twists
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tera Mera Ours
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tedha Medha Full of twists
Dil Jispe Aana Na Ho People I don't want to love
Uspe Hi Aata Hai Kyun Why does this heart only love him
Jis Tarfa Jaana Na Ho Where do I not want to go
Uss Tarfa Jaata Hai Kyun Why did he point there
Jaata Hai Kyun? Why are you there?
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tera Mera Ours
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tedha Medha Full of twists
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Kuch Kuch Mera Some of me
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Zyaada Tera Plus from you
Hothon Pe, Aur Kuch Hai There is something on the lips
Par Dil Mein, Aur Kuch Hai There are other things in the heart
Dono Mein Ek Toh Sach Hai One of them is true
Dil Sacha, Hoga Toh If the heart is honest
Sach Woh Hi, Bolega So he will reveal it
Yeh Mach Mach Hai's Chief Then, why is it confused?
Foolishq Dil Ki Nadaani Hai This silly love is heart naivety
Dil Ki Aadat Bachkaani Hai Whereas the heart is often childish
Foolishq Se Hi Darta Hai Yeh Scare this silly love
Phir Bhi Foolishq Karta Hi Yeh But there is still silly love
Bhulaake Bhi Bhulaya Yet Yeh Jaaye Na is unforgettable even though it has been cultivated
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tera Mera Ours
Accha Hi Hi Very good if...
Tedha Medha ... She is full of twists
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tera Mera Ours
Foolishq... Foolishq... Silly love... Silly love...
Tedha Medha Full of twists
Are there dogs at home?
Sorry to mess!
Hi. / Hi.
Ma'am, Kabir Kabir, this is my mother.
Hi Kabir.
Are you his mother?
Are you married?
Say, and we can change the plan now!
You always tease women who are older than you?
Sorry?
Where are older women?
How old are you?
Mom, we were born on the same date.
But he was born in 1988.
So, he teased you.
Not tempting. Back to the beginning
This crazy man wants to marry me!
Kabir!
Why do you want to kill yourself?
Single, have fun.
Do something with your life.
Life is too short!
Why throw it with into someone's husband?
Actually Mom, not husband ..
He wants to be my wife.
What?
Interesting.
Means you will eat free?
You women think like men...
... And then call us 'chauvinists'!
(chauvinist: excessive patriotic properties)
If your son Kia...
... And bring women home...
... Who she wants to marry and become a housewife...
... Will you ask the same thing?
Right!
But I will ask similar questions later.
My daughter really loves you.
Wow, ma'am!
You're Sherlock Holmes. / Hey, you don't understand!
I mean, when women fall in love...
.. Dumb men think we just love (personal) them.
But, we also love work, position...
... And their finances. We love everything.
But, nobody can be loved from you...
... Except yourself!
You don't even want with your father's money.
Means, he really loves you personally.
That means...
... There must be something special from you.
Oh, I'm flattered!
For a moment, I'm confused!
But, you question this or not?
Making love?
Important before committing.
I'm very excited.
Kia April 15, Kabir April 15.
Kia is married to Kabir, also April 15?
Titanic sank on April 15!
You will never forget that date!
Father, Kia! Kia, this is my father.
It's an honor to meet you, sir.
I'm honored.
This is the first time he introduced a friend to me.
Please sit down. What do you want to drink?
No need. thanks.
We will get married.
What is your job, kid?
I work in Marion. / Driver, casual worker ..
... Elevator operator, guard... Whatever!
At least he works first...
... Then, do whatever you want with it.
How will you look after him?
As you did.
Are you crazy? Will you live like a woman?
You're a man!
If you've forgotten, take off your underwear and check it!
If you don't want to do anything in your life, just die!
I will accept.
This is my bad luck.
Why do you destroy the lives of others?
Women are the responsibility of men.
You have to look after him, protect him...
... Meet all of his needs.
When men become women's responsibility...
... And stay with him as a household father...
.. People call him impotent!
If you are impotent, stay here!
Why are you spreading this disgrace?
Mr. Bansal...
... Today I am very proud to your child.
Although he was born in this house, he remained himself.
If he takes over your business and makes you proud in your environment...
... Then you will call it 'Man'.
But for women...
... The real man is...
... Who can recognize themselves!
Not those who are confused about what is in their clothes...
... And have to tell the world about that!
'I'm a man! I'm a man! I'm a man!'
Today I consider myself the luckiest woman in the world.
Because I have a real man by my side.
Hope you learn something from your child.
Wait a minute.
Not bought from Papa's money. This is a gift from my uncle.
Sansaniyan, Tan Mann Mein There is a sensation in my hair and body
Gadbadiyan Dhadkan Mein Scrape my heartbeat
News Hi, Kyun Karta Hi? Heart desires, why is that?
Par Iski, Sohbat Mein But still in his arms
Rehne Ko Phir Bhi Dil Heart still wants to be
News Hi, Kyun Karta Hi? Heart desires, why is that?
Want to check?
Foolishq Thoda, Hai Ye Maana I admit that this love is crazy
Foolishq Ka Hi, Hai Zamaana But this is indeed a crazy love era
Dil Ko Achha, Lagta Hi Anyway If the heart likes it
Aankhein Iss Se Kyun Churana Then why should it be ignored
Kismat Waalon Ko Milta Hi Yeh Nazraana Only the lucky ones blessed this gift
Foolishq... Foolishq... Crazy love... Crazy love...
Who was first?
Seriously! We are married here!
Congratulations!
Mom...
Happy birthday.
Thank you.
I go to heat tea.
Seriously with your job on the first day?
If I'm not impressive my wife with my service...
... He can get rid of me!
I don't drink tea.
Then what do you drink in the morning?
Besides whiskey.
Coffee!
Black, white, 'filter' or 'instant'?
I've been very impressed.
Just relax, I'll make it.
Black, white, filter or 'instant'?
Black. 'filter'.
Do you clean all of this?
No, I open the window, strong wind blows...
... And this place is clean. / There are helpers who do it.
He arrived at noon. / Women can't be in the kitchen!
This is my kitchen!
Coffee.
Thank you!
And where is your coffee? / Tea. 2 cups already.
Bathroom already, jogging already, shower already.
Well! Ask for your blessing too.
How is the coffee?
Delicious!
Delicious.
Everyone in this house is asked...
... To always be honest.
Maintain tranquility and happiness in this house.
Too much milk!
Very bitter!
Good. Constructive advice.
I'm a tea drinker. Never make coffee.
How can you hide this truth from me?
If I knew that you couldn't make coffee...
... I will never approve of this relationship.
Mom, we've been deceived!
Please forgive me. This won't happen again!
Breakfast? Omelette, half-cooked eggs, French bread?
We don't have breakfast. Only coffee.
That's why you get stomach acid.
Omelette, half-cooked eggs, French bread ..
'Gelucil' or 'Digene'?
Paratha fill in potatoes, hot paratha, 'puri' fried...
Can you make it?
You have been starving all this time. Shut up and eat whatever I make!
OK.
Omelette ..
But it must be soft.
Like in a French food recipe book!
Mother, you?
Not bad!
What do you know about tasty and not? It's your first time breakfast!
Eat something.
Earlier.
Do you think I will wait?
Listen...
This afternoon...
... Repeat a little late. Don't hurry up!
What kind of husband are you?
Are you not ashamed to send a woman out to make money for her family?
And where is your 'Mangalsutra'?
Now, go!
Hi everyone! Sorry, I'm very late.
I'm surprised you can wake up today.
Comrades, Kia married secretly yesterday.
Congratulations!
Thank you. / Congratulations!
Kia, why are you in the office today?
Where should I go?
You just got married yesterday. Don't you want to take a break? Relax at home?
Rahul, what did you say to me?
Even you yourself are at a meeting on your wedding day.
So, you boss and my inspiration is my boss.
Don't remind me! Sangeeta waits at home with a knife in his hand...
... In our first night too.
How do I explain work to women?
The same problem.
How do I explain work to men?
Come!
Sir, I thought you were working!
I'm working!
Is this what happened here?
I record everything. / Sorry Mister.
The first time I did this...
Shut up! Don't act.
Now I will call the police, and show them this film.
Please forgive me sir.
I made a mistake, I will never repeat it!
I will do whatever you say.
Girlfriend, sex, love, all that matters.
But, before using someone's bed, at least say goodbye!
Change the bed sheet! / Good.
How much is your salary?
10,000.
If you use the mattress again...
... I'll cut all your salary!
Room fee.
Sorry, sir!
Please don't tell Madame.
Starting tomorrow, don't come at 12.
Come at 9 o'clock!
Take a broom!
Let's drink cheap whiskey.
See you in 20 minutes.
I found a place that sold expensive whiskey at a low price.
Where?
If you are in front of me...
... I will also look for lap to sit.
Are there spending?
I brought it home with bare hands.
He will wander naked!
You have to pay. The IRT does not work for free.
It's 10:30. Want to order food?
Black beans, soft cheese with butter...
'Ladyfinger' spicy, yogurt with fried beans...
Indian Bread!
And the main thing is cumin rice.
Is this Kabir?
What is all this for?
We can order.
At the hotel, food is 'ordered'.
At home, food is 'cooked'.
But because you are very like ordering...
... This is the bill.
I need money, to take care of the house.
Nobody Hega Like Him Nothing seems like
Ismein After the Khubiyaan Hazaar He has thousands of benefits
Nobody Hega Like Him Nothing seems like
Milega Na Iske Jaisa Chahe You can't find someone like him
Chiraag Leke Dhoondhon Raat Din Even though you are looking for day and night lights
Thoda Susheel Hai, Sundar Hai He is quite polite and quite handsome
Aur Thoda Homely And also understated
Sambhale Sabko Ghar Ka Kaam Kare He takes care of everyone and all household duties
Hai Man of Family He is the Head of the family
Har Lakdi Bole Kaash Life Mein Ye (Honda 3x) Ae Every woman craves her in her life
Yeh Hai Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Yeh Hai Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says it
He's The Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Munda Can Shop, Munda Can Chop The man can shop and can slice
Bargaing Minister Mein Hai Yeh Top Said he was smart at bargaining
Munda Hega Smart, Master of the Art This man is smart, he is an expert in art
Iske To Seene Mein Kudiyon Wala Heart She has a heart like a woman
He Does Not Need To Make Any (Money Shoney 3x) He doesn't need to make money
But He Feels On Top Like A (Honey Bunny 3x) But he feels like above like Honey Bunny
That You Will Not Fall In Love With Him Until you won't fall in love with him
The Chances Are Slim The possibilities are small
There's Nobody Hega Like Him Nothing seems like
Munda Yeh Perfect Hi She's a perfect man
Charcha Hai Iske Naam Ka He was the talk of everyone
Oh Special Rabb Ne Banaya Hi He is a special creature created by God
Bas Yahi After all Hi Ik Ka Ka He is the only person who is useful
Arey Re Iski After all Fan Hai Yeh Saari Auntiyaan All aunts are fans
Arey Re Iske Hi Door Pe After all Sab Maare Ghantiya They all rang the doorbell of his house
Bas Ek Baari Tu Kholde Ghar Ka (Kunda 3x) Oye Wish he just opened the door latch once
Yeh Hai Most Wanted Munda She is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Yeh Hai Most Wanted Munda She is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
He's The Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Ismein After the Khubiyaan Hazaar He has many benefits
Nobody Hega Like Him Nothing seems like
Milega Na Iske Jaisa Chahe You can't find someone like him
Chiraag Leke Dhoondhon Raat Din Even though you are looking for day and night lights
Thoda Susheel Hai, Sundar Hai He is quite polite and handsome too
Aur Thoda Homely And quite understated
Sambhale Sabko Ghar Ka Kaam Kare He takes care of all and all household duties
Hi Man of Family He is the Head of the Family
Har Lakdi Bole Kaash Life Mein Ye (Honda 3x) Ae Every woman craves it in their lives
I Am Most Wanted, Sabse Zyada, Most Wanted Munda I am the ideal man of women
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Yeh Hai Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
He's The Most Wanted Munda He is the ideal man
Kehti Hai Har Kudi Every girl says
Kabir, all my office friends want to meet you.
Tonight!
What do you think?
We have to have a party every day, at least you will go home early.
Do you need catering, Kia?
I can cook.
They come to see you...
... And you are in the kitchen?
Oh yes, don't serve guests.
Meet everyone, don't worry.
Take it easy, okay?
Actually...
... What did you say to them about me?
What do they think about my work?
Do you mean?
No one asks you...
... The first question for everyone after marriage...
... What is your husband's job?
I said you worked at home and...
... You write a book or something.
Do you want to have a husband like me?
Am I embarrassing you?
Kabir ..
It's very difficult for others understand what we are going through.
Sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm so stupid.
Sometimes, explaining to people is very heavy.
Very difficult to...
.. Besides being lazy to explain it, we just avoid such topics.
But you know?
I'm very proud of you.
I am very proud of what we are.
Let's show them.
What are we like!
Beautiful house!
You know, your wife will go to various places!
Cheers for him! / Cheers!
Kia says, did you write a book?
Hey everyone!
I want to announce something.
Before others ask what is my husband's job...
... My husband is an artist.
Cheers!
My husband is responsible at home, so I can go anywhere.
My husband takes care of the house, so...
How do I translate 'go anywhere'?
I can be free.
And he didn't write any books.
But someday someone definitely will write a book about it.
So, toast to that person! / Cheers!
'I don't feel humiliated by you.'
You can just whisper it in my ear
I don't ask you to prove it!
Is this your transport mode?
I'm really sorry!
I don't know why it can fall.
Calm down.
Kabir...
If Kia troubles you and you want to run away from him...
... Please come to my house!
No. Not now. My head hurts.
Fuck with your headache!
Alright!
Tell Amol to submit to me full sketch of today's plan!
Yes, today!
We make buildings. Not painting!
Then?
Does your wife expel you?
Daughter Mr. Singhal works in your wife's office.
Everyone laughs at me.
I have a condolence!
It's a little!
Don't waste your youth to cook rice and beans.
There is still time.
Do the real work.
Time will never return.
No one will respect you!
Honor is obtained by doing good work.
You just continue to make buildings to be respected.
I will take care of 'home'.
One of my signals is broken...
Uncle Kishen!
Yes?
There are 2-3 LED lights in my closet drawer...
Can you please get it?
I will take it.
Need money?
Prepare the car!
Hey Kia!
How are you? / How are you?
Ah, wives!
Hello. / Hello!
Kabir, Kia's husband.
Sure! We hear a lot about you.
We want lots of tips from you.
Tips?
Okay, this is the first tip.
Marry a drinker.
At least they keep coming home!
But workaholics? Never!
He is always busy!
I told him, to celebrate honeymoon before we die.
He said, 'OK'.
I will go to Dubai for Marketing Conference.
Enjoy your honeymoon there.
Who takes care of the house when you leave?
I have arranged everything.
My mother-in-law won't have a problem.
I also installed CCTV.
Do not ever entrust home to a maid.
Which woman are you tempting?
I honeymoon with everyone's wife, except my wife!
I don't see your boss, Rahul.
He was transferred to the Chinese office.
Now I report directly to the boss!
Want to eat?
You eat first. See you in the room.
Hi, baby!
Why did you wake me up?
You can take a duplicate key from the receptionist.
Sorry!
Let's go to sleep.
Why is it so late?
Michael is a Consultant Our company's Global Marketing.
He is from New York.
So, just chat about marketing issue tactics.
Very interesting man.
Sorry!
How can I leave it just like that?
Sure, I'm here.
You should have breakfast with him too!
Hello! Take a look!
I've seen Kia.
I'm just your toy guy, right? Life from your mercy.
What can I do besides watching you?
What life is from mercy?
Stupid! We who choose live like this.
Nobody forces us!
And I think we've finished with all this!
You don't even introduce me! Just ignore me!
I forgot that you were in the same business...
... Which one, no problem do anything to go forward!
There. Sleep with him! You will get a promotion in America.
How dare you talk like that to me?
You're just a cheap guy...
... Who pretends to want to change.
You show your true nature!
I ask him for advice, and what do you think about me?
He is a foreigner, so you made this more complicated?
How dare you?
Yes, I'm a woman! Yes, I'm a business woman! But not..!
To get ahead, I don't need to sleep with anyone.
Jealous of Americans.
It's good for the health of Indians!
Next, we try jealous of the taste of Italy !!
Happy Birthday.
Happy Birthday 'to Kia.
Happy Birthday.
Hey! Wait!
Happy Birthday 'for Kabir.
Happy Birthday.
Hey! Wait!
Happy Birthday Ki & Ka Wedding.
Happy Wedding Anniversary for you.
Happy Birthday.
What is this garbage?
Blood test report.
High sugar content. Vitamin D is low.
B12 zero.
But why are you torturing me?
The blood also flows in your veins. You can have the same problem.
From now on, health is a priority.
In the morning, there is no coffee.
Just juice.
Today's menu, bitter gourd!
Oia, the cup is a coffee cup anyway. Enjoy!
'Sugarfree'.
'Slim Milk'.
Spinach. Add more.
Eat.
That's all. There are soups and vegetables.
There is no good diet.
At least, give me whiskey.
... To make my life more meaningful! / Once a week.
Even then only if you want to follow the diet rules.
You don't eat?
Are you crazy?
I've told you...
... Learn to cook!
Sugar-free biscuits no sugar...
.. It's actually more expensive to double _ than biscuits with sugar.
Slim milk, whose milk content is less...
... The price is more expensive than the lot of milk!
Foods that are low in calories are also more expensive than those that don't!
That's all marketing magic!
Actually, they should pay you more.
To stay healthy, you don't need to do a strict diet.
What do you waste money on? Give us food as usual.
Looks like Delhi is back safe!
Take a walk with us!
Look at his feet!
Kabir!
Stop.
You want to see feet, right?
Seeing the side of your luck for the first time...
... Something happened to me!
Examination of underwear is the same walk 45 minutes.
Maco?
Yes?
What is Kia at home? / No, he is working.
And you? / I'm her husband.
And you?
I am the owner of this apartment.
Sorry! Enter it Please come in.
What do you want to drink? Tea? Coffee? / No, no need.
Do you want to ask for rent?
Didn't you already receive check for rent for a year?
I came here to return it. / Is the check rejected?
No.
Actually, there are urgent conditions.
I have to sell this house.
And us?
You have to empty this house.
Look for another place.
Uncle, do you know how difficult it is I work to take care of this house?
Finding a rental house is a headache!
Are there no other apartments that can be occupied in this building?
Already checked.
This is very beautiful.
Come on, Kabir. Let's play.
Come on! / We have to buy this house.
Are you crazy?
Do you know what the price of this place is?
All my salary will be discharged for monthly installments.
Even salary.
What do we want to eat?
Another year or two, we can only work on it, Kabir.
Apartment prices will be faster up than your salary.
We will never be able to buy it.
Need money! Need money! Need money!
If I work 2-3 years, the problem will be resolved.
Should I work or not? Work or not? Work or not?
If I work, I will sink in it. Become a robot...
... Crazy like the others. Become like Daddy.
Every day fighting with Kia, our house will be destroyed. We are dead!
Need extra money but all must remain the same.
Money, money, money. But how? How? How?
How?
In order to buy a house, we must...
... Change the way a little.
And then? then? then?
Monthly installments equal to Kia's salary. But...
What are the monthly fees?
Care.
10,000.
Electricity.
3,000.
2,500.
Maid, 10,000.
But we need it!
Whiskey, 5,000.
4,500.
Food ingredients, home costs...
Shopping Kia, Tata sky...
Entertainment... Emergency Treatment.
Credit Cards, and others.
If you want to buy a house, so it will materialize...
... We need 95,000 more per month.
Who wins?
Kabir?
This is the first time you have held a small party at your house.
And very stingy?
Toge, soy stick.
Even fresh lemon juice has no sugar.
Give us samosas, kebabs.
Don't be stingy.
Make our heart happy!
Besides, we have to go home to see our husband's face!
Spending your day with gathering like this, having an affair...
... Last night, your mood will improve!
Will you have an relationship with us?
Even Hrithik Roshan can't even oppose you!
Show me!
WOW!
I will show you.
What application is this?
'Forever Young'. (Forever Young)
We must download this application!
I am willing to sacrifice my life for the sake of the body like that!
I will sacrifice all my wealth!
Give me an hour...
... And from your wealth Rs. 500 per session.
Will you please?
Not just an application, I'll 'download' the whole body for you!
Body Mein Jo Music Hai Music that is in the body
Usmein How come Magic Hai Has many wonders
Body Mein Jo Music Hai Music that is in the body
Usmein How come Magic Hai Has many wonders
Ismein Jo Rhythm Hi The rhythm that is in it
Woh Feel Karo Tum Feel it
Yeh Jo Dil To Woofer Hain Something in the heart
Bajte Neeche Oopar Hain Ticking and pounding
Ismein Jo Rhythm Hi The rhythm that is in it
Woh Feel Karo Tum Feel it
Masti Ki Groove Par In this interesting plot
Left Right Move Kar Move left to right
Full baby Speed Mein Dear, at full speed
Shake Your (Bum Bum Ba 2x) Bum Shake your butt
Fikron Ko Fenk Kar Eliminate your anxiety
Aage Peeche Dekh Kar look ahead and back
Yaaron Sab Peeth Uthaake Friend, raise your back
Jump Jump Jump Jump And jump
(Pump It 2x) Pum Pum (3x) Pa-Pa-Pum
Dil Yeh Kare Shout Heart shouting this
Life Ko Beautiful, Hone Hone Hone Do Let life be beautiful
Khud Ko Hi Khud Mein Tum (Khone 3x) Do Immerse yourself Kehdo Yeh Sabko Jaake Koi Na Disturb Kare Tell everyone don't bother you
Hil Hilke Aaj Hilaado, (Kone 3x) Ko Shake each of your body now
Thoda Sa Freak Ho, Style Bhi Unique Ho Make a miracle, create a unique style
Full baby Speed Mein Dear, at full speed
Shake Your (Bum Bum Bum Ba 2x) Bum Shake your ass
Fikron Ko Fenk Kar Eliminate your anxiety
Aage Peeche Dekh Kar look at the front and back
Yaaron Sab Peeth Uthaake Friend, raise your back
Jump Jump Jump Jump And jump
(Pump It 2x) Pum Pum (3x) Pa-Pa-Pum
Dil Yeh Kare Shout This heart will scream
(Pump It 2x) Pum Pum (3x) Pa-Pa-Pum
Dil Yeh Kare Shout This heart will scream
(Pump It 2x) Pum Pum (3x) Pa-Pa-Pum
Dil Yeh Kare Shout This heart will scream
(Pump It 2x) Pum Pum (3x) Pa-Pa-Pum
Dil Yeh Kare Shout This heart will scream
Mom...
Sugar levels have returned to normal, as well as the 'chocolate'?
What is chocolate?
What is the name of the handsome man brown skinned?
Why?
Like I can't have a handsome friend?
If you feel uncomfortable with your daughter...
... My friend's apartment is empty.
If you need privacy with your handsome friend.
That handsome friend also has empty apartment!
After Kia's father and...
... Before this handsome friend, how many handsome men...
Welcome! / Welcome!
Right on time! Rice and beans are ready.
Kia!
Kia, what's wrong?
Kia!
We have to sell this house!
We just bought it!
Is there a problem in your work?
After me! I'm dead!
Everything ends. My dreams, my plans...
... My life... Everything is done!
My career is over! I don't want to live anymore!
What's wrong?
I am pregnant.
That's all your fault!
What do I do? / Who is it, then?
You must be more careful!
I'm always careful!
Basic useless!
Calm down, Kia. / What are you calm?
This is not your problem. The baby is in my stomach!
My life is over!
Calm down! We can overcome this. / Overcome?
What do you want to overcome?
Because you can find your own money, then can you handle anything?
What is your wife having dreams for? Just pregnant him and make him at home!
Revenge of a man!
Do you want revenge? / Shut up, Kia!
Basic useless! Get out!
Kia...
What's wrong?
Pregnancy tests are not always 100% accurate.
How accurate is that?
99%.
Damn!
Kia, listen first! Let's try another brand, if we fail... sorry...
If we succeed, we will go to the hospital and take a test there.
If you are really pregnant, we will have an abortion.
Do you want to have an abortion? Is the baby in your stomach?
Sorry! Sorry!
Take this.
What is this?
Various brands. Try it all.
So much? Are you crazy?
These are the 5 best brands.
Positive!
1-0.
2-0! Already completed!
Calm down! Quiet!
Next.
There is a problem.
This is negative. / This is the correct one! Yes!
I guessed it.
You're not pregnant! This is the correct one.
This is also negative. / 2-2! Yes!
I guessed it! I know you won't get pregnant!
Hey, Kia!
Negative! Negative! 3-2!
How can you think I will stop your life?
Now why? / What about 3-3?
4-2. Negative!
I didn't expect it!
Whatever the problem...
... It's not only yours or mine, it's ours.
We have committed from the beginning.
Never turn away from me like that.
Never!
I'm sorry, honey!
There is a product launch next week.
So, I'm panicking!
Forget the product. If this product is launched...
... Who will pay monthly installments?
My problem is bigger than your problem!
Now, let's join. There is rice and your favorite bean. Come on.
You marketing people won't understand.
Your moving adverts will not work!
Sales pressure is on me.
We need advice.
To increase sales, need to deduct Rs. 20!
You make a cutting offer Rs. 10 just 4 months ago!
You sales people can disable a brand!
There will be no brand without a buyer. / Sir!
That's short-term thinking!
Rs. 20 that's a little.
We must increase 50%.
What?
But not for women. / What do you mean?
50% discount...
... If the man who comes to buy.
Kia!
Are you crazy?
Which men want to buy oil?
Maybe only in your house.
If we tell women...
... This offer is only for men...
... They will all force her husband to go to the shop.
Their love for our brand will increase...
... Because of our brand's blessings, their old dreams come true...
... To be able to make men share responsibility in household affairs.
Why maintain family health...
... Just the wife's job? Husbands must also take responsibility.
Houses in his name...
.. So, won't he do homework too?
And one more thing, maybe because of this...
... Your wife will also love you more!
Very good!
Kia, this is a new breakthrough idea!
All Saffola prices must be given this offer!
Kabir...
I got a promotion to Deputy Marketing Director!
Here it is!
Starting today, the training...
... Stop! / What?
Take care of your own body.
What do you mean? / Why?
My wife's status increases. My mother-in-law's status changed.
There will be many tasks now. There's no time!
Don't be like that, Kabir. You are my life!
our target is 15 kilos, only 6 kilos are reached!
We need you, Kabir!
But, I don't need the money!
Oh my God! You can't! / Please!
But... I don't want to take the boil.
Okay then. / Okay, okay!
Daah. / Kia, wait!
Very late! You have eaten?
Very tired.
How is your day?
It's Sunday. / Continue?
Do you know the meaning of Sunday?
There will be a big meeting tomorrow. I have to go to the office.
No need!
Cannot! / Can!
Cannot!
For women, succeed in the world business at a young age...
... It's still very rare, Kia. This is a big achievement.
I think this is as difficult as for men.
Come on, this is more difficult for us.
We have to take care of the office and business matters.
I just focus on my work.
My family takes care of the house.
Wow! Is there such a husband?
Everyone craves husband like your husband.
I really want to meet him!
Kia, what is this? Why did you give them my number?
That's a small interview. No problem.
I don't like it! What do we do this for?
I will profit. Your interview will add to my publicity.
Alright, Daah. I have to go!
Kabir, thank you for allowing we enter your house.
Your house is so beautiful!
Thank you. / When did you decide...
... If you want to take care of home all the time?
The first time I came to this house and saw the condition...
... I decided that "men" in this house need "women".
So, you can say in your relationship, Kia is her husband?
No.
Kia is still a wife and I am her husband.
But I understand your confusion.
Taking care of the house means 'woman', and career means 'man'...
... According to 'Indian Tradition'.
Right. But, Kia is a successful woman and you are financially dependent.
Don't you feel offended? You don't feel jealous?
So you want to say that...
... All housewife women jealous of her husband's success?
Using the money to take care of the house?
If a woman doesn't feel that, Why do you think men will feel...
..Iri and offended?
I don't know. It could be male care or genetic differences.
Of course. We are different.
Which one I don't use BH and he doesn't have a beard.
But the gene doesn't say that BH owners can work...
... Or the beard owner can't take care of the house.
This profession proves to the world...
... If he doesn't lose to 'man'...
... And this guy is proving to the world...
... If he doesn't lose from a woman!
Indian law gives freedom to its citizens to vote.
'He's a man (Ki)' or 'She's a woman (Ka)' has the right to choose what they want.
We choose this life. Why is it important news for you?
Kia!
I watched your husband's 'Ki-Ka' interview.
Very cool!
How cool is your husband!
For a moment, I will be sedated by his words!
You're a very lucky woman!
Your husband is a very progressive man.
Yes All companies must recruit more women.
Hopefully more men like him. He's from INMB, right?
Kia, your husband is famous!
Let's go back to work.
Hi, Mom.
I watched your interview.
Thank you! / I like what you use!
You become a star in an instant!
Do you watch the interview? I gave you a lot of publicity!
me? You praise yourself!
Oia, you look sexy!
That's a question about your reputation! I make-up and brighten my face.
What do you mean 'house conditions' before you come?
Have we stayed in the ditch before?
That's just a joke. It's a joke.
And what do you mean...
'Ki' proves to the world that he is not inferior to 'Ka'.
That's praise!
What do you think? You think of my life...
... To show the world if I don't lose to men?
I'm not proving anything to anyone, okay?
I just want to be and do the best.
He even considers praise a mistake!
You say something?
Sir, I saw your son on TV.
But Women's Day is still next month.
What is he doing on TV?
Sir, he is very good at talking.
Does he talk about me? / No sir.
He doesn't even mention your name.
Thank God.
Otherwise, The price of our apartment can fall!
Hello? / Hi, this is Mr. Kabir Bansal?
Yes, myself.
Sir, We want to invite you to fill in the Ted X program.
And the topic is gender.
What is this? I am hungry! / Sorry!
What do you want to eat?
We just order it!
Hello?
Sir, we want to hold a cooking program.
Sir, that's a good idea.
Yes, what do you think? / Very cool idea, sir!
Sir, I know it's very interesting...
... But, I don't think he will.
Television will die.
Who wants to watch TV full of advertisements?
They should prohibit advertising!
Where is the mother?
While the NGO seminar is or whatever the name is.
Want to drink?
You certainly don't believe it.
My boss wants you to be an advertising star.
What?
Don't worry. I've refused.
Which ad?
Saffola!
Saffola?
Saffola.
Actually Kia, that's a good idea.
The last idea of your offer for the man was a success.
Actually...
... That's a good idea!
How long will we use women in ads?
Ads affect society, right?
Change advertising, Change society!
Do you want to shoot an ad?
Hi. / Hi. / Just sit.
Kia, I want Kabir to give Our Sales and Marketing Team...
... Inspirational chat. Only an informal night session.
He is a very attractive man. I'm sure people like it!
Kabir?
Come here !?
Kabir, welcome to Marico.
You really enjoy your new life, right?
I really enjoy when it comes to your office.
But how can you work there?
I'm not talking about tonight.
What do you mean?
I mean...
All the chats and lectures were...
... Initially, I think the interview and chat about the quality of gender was very disturbing.
But after seeing the response, I started thinking.
If I can do good, then why not?
What kind of good do you do?
By sharing our lives.
If someone else's life can be better, why not?
I think I'm a marketing person, you don't like marketing.
You sell your life!
Our lives!
Not my life.
My life isn't that different.
Many women work.
You're a different type of person!
Besides, who are you helping?
You think the acts of injustice committed against women...
... Can he remove it in for a moment with an example from you?
These are men, not women who feel the benefits.
Inspired by you, men think can just stay home and be a star!
If you don't want to work...
... Why encouraging others becomes useless.
Meri Har Khushi Mein Ho Teri Khushi In my happiness, there is your happiness
Mohabbat Mein Aisa Zaroori Nahi In love this is not necessary
Meri Har Khushi Mein Ho Teri Khushi In my happiness, there is your happiness
Mohabbat Mein Aisa Zaroori Nahi In love this is not necessary
Tu Jab Milna Chaahe, Na Mil Sakoon Whenever you want to meet, I can't meet
Na Milna Mera Koi Doori Nahi Not that there is a distance between us
Mohabbat Hi Yeh Ji Huzoori Nahi (4x) This is love, there is no compulsion in it
I have good news.
We want to send you to New York for a management program.
This is an extraordinary one-month program.
Do you want to?
All is well?
Yes, sir. I do.
Mother is already depressed!
How can you guys leave me alone...
... And going to America for one month?
Very bad!
Who is alone? I won't leave.
Mother is just kidding.
Why with you, Kabir?
He is famous, Mom.
He doesn't have time. / What?
Everything is stopped starting today.
What?
Besides...,
... Youth in this country watch useless examples...
... And it will get worse!
What?
How can I leave my mother in this condition?
Why is it with me?
Anything can happen. After all, my job is to take care of the house...
... Not to travel around the world!
I'm sorry.
For what?
Why don't you want to come along?
What can I do there for a month?
Can you stay without me?
You will be busy.
Instead of staying there without you, I'd better stay here.
At least, I can take care of my mother.
I want to be useful.
Then, I won't go too.
Don't go!
But I have agreed.
And that's a good opportunity to learn.
So, go away.
I am not serious about my words when I am in the car.
But now I'm serious.
You do your work, I will do my work.
After all, you feel that I can't do anything.
If I come to America and have fun...
... Even I will feel if I'm useless!
Tujhko Manana Mujhe After all Aata Nahi I don't know how to persuade you
Mohabbat Hi Yeh Ji Huzoori Nahi This is love, not duty
Par Ye Nahi To Tujhe Play Chaahta Nahi It doesn't mean I don't love you
Mohabbat Hi Yeh Ji Huzoori Nahi This is love, not duty
Waqt Badla Hai Zara Sa Time changes a little
Play Wahin Hoon Jaan-E-Jaan But I'm still the same, honey
Kaise Tujhko Baat Main Yeh How do I do it
Samjhaaun Saathiyaa Makes you understand, honey
Kaise Khush Tujhe Rakhun Nahi Pata I don't know how to make you happy
Par Chaahta Hoon Tere Labon Pe Hansi But I want your smile to always be there
Mohabbat Hi Yeh Ji Huzoori Nahi This is love, not duty
Meri Har Khushi Mein Ho Teri Khushi In my happiness, there is your happiness
Mohabbat Mein Aisa Zaroori Nahi In love this is not necessary
Meri Har Khushi Mein Ho Teri Khushi In my happiness, there is your happiness
Mohabbat Mein Aisa Zaroori Nahi In love this is not necessary
Tu Jab Milna Chaahe, Na Mil Sakoon If we don't meet the way
Na Milna Mera Koi Doori Nahi It doesn't mean we are separated
Where do you want to dress like a bachelor?
So that my life can focus.
I've made my past unfocused.
But now, my past is calling me.
A long time ago was held reunion of all MBA robots.
May I leave?
If you go home early sleep outside!
So you learn to cook?
Yes, right!
Hi, Kabir! / Hi, Neha.
How are you doing? / He is fine.
When 2 troublemakers in college...
... And they lose contact...
... Then meet after for so long...
... At that time, it was very sexy!
Come here! Is the sex finished?
What do you drink? / I want to get drunk!
I want to toast!
Kabir.
You gave me trouble while in college.
Now I have $ 400 million, and single.
You still make me feel like a loser!
What have I done?
You're the dream of all women even after marriage!
You've become a director but still can't bring an actress.
Your life is not far from a movie. What is the price for copyright?
Kabir? / Yes?
Can you come to Mumbai?
Is your husband in Delhi?
No, I'm in Paris. Stupid!
My line will hold program for Women's Day.
I stopped doing that.
Do it for me?
Just one day! Please.
How many times do I have to say? Besides, it's Women's Day.
For the good of women, should talk to fellow women!
For women for the benefit of men must talk to men.
No, you're just looking for another man.
I've done it...
... But I screwed it up!
Just one day. Please!
Please!
History says, in the stone age men hunt and women cook...
No one checks how many men cook...
... and how many women hunt!
If you miss 1 in 121 the match won't make any difference.
It's Women's Day, sit with your wife and listen to this child!
If we reverse the role, what is it?
The woman's work will hunt...
... Men's work, cooking!
Only their responsibility will exchange.
Men will still be men.
Women will continue to be women.
Gender will be the same! Yes, but today we...
... Will not celebrate Women's Day...
... But Men's Day!
History must be written by men!
His-tory.
The instructions are in the word, His Story (The story is 'Men')!
Has anyone ever heard Her Story (The Story of 'Woman')?
Who is this person? / He's a real man!
Yes, I know that.
Men who learn Hindi know about this error.
In Hindi grammar, the word 'Cooking' is a male group.
So cooking is a man's job.
'Working' is a group of women.
Women's task!
The fact is...
... We speak one language, and support others.
He takes care of his house so that his wife can realize his dream.
Good!
Good? Have you ever done it?
Yes, why not?
Bullshit! If I have to continue to act...
... Can you take care of the house?
Of course. If it's your dream.
Even you can't cook water for yourself!
We already have a cook. Does he have children?
That's not the point! / That is the point.
That is the essence of the problem, Jaya!
When did I stop you from working?
That's your choice!
Right. That is my choice because I have no other choice!
What are you talking about?
I will gladly take care of the house!
Sure!
Amitabh Bachchan cooks in the kitchen, while Jaya Bachchan...
... Happy waving to the fans every Sunday!
You have no problem with that?
Yes Why not?
Talking is easy. Can't repeat life!
What should I do?
What do you want me to do?
I want to meet that child. / Who? That person?
Yes / Why?
I like him. Look at him!
At that age is a new threat!
Hi. You come?
Where to come?
Then why did you call?
I called only...
... Want to say I will meet Amitabh Bachchan and Jaya Bachchan!
What?
I'm in Mumbai.
What are you doing in Mumbai?
There are Women's Day seminars...
Other speeches.
Start again?
I thought you wouldn't do it again!
That's why you don't want to come with me, right?
Yes already. Nice.
Meet lots of people.
Kia, I met Ami...
Yes, okay. Take care of yourself.
This is for Kia.
Thank you!
What is my fault with you?
I have to hear her nagging all day!
Kia, 20 missed calls? Mother!
What happened?
Very low blood pressure. He fainted.
He tried to call you.
He called Kia, Kia called me.
We have to hurry here.
Kia says...
... He will board a plane through Zurich and will arrive tonight.
Hello? / Where are you?
Kia, you've landed.
I almost arrived!
I've been in the hospital!
The flight arrived earlier?
Swiss Water should be... / I boarded the Lufthansa plane.
Why don't you call me? / Call you?
Everyone tries to call you!
Why are you back? Give another speech!
It's okay. Mother is fine. You don't have to leave the job and hurry up here.
I came. I am here!
You are not here!
Why do you suddenly want to become famous?
Why do you suddenly want to show your greatness?
You want to tell everyone how great are you taking care of the house?
You are a cheat!
This is a hospital. Speak outside.
Kia! I went to see Amitabh Bachchan...
What is the mother's blood pressure to know that are you with Amitabh Bachchan?
If Amitabh Bachchan knows that my mother is dying...
... Whereas you tell about "Cool Husband"...
... He will definitely drive you away!
My phone is in silent mode.
There is no flight schedule. I took the first one...
You live from my money and you want to show your greatness?
Or it's because I'm older than you...
... You helped me by living with me.
Kia, listen...
Now you appear on TV and become a celebrity...
... Your 'Housewife' Akso and 'Don't want to go forward' end?
Kia...
You don't want to progress!
Jokes in this century!
You're the most low, dirty,...
... and the most manipulative in this world.
Why are you living from my money...
... Even though you are the heir to a millionaire?
Why? Why?
You use me!
I'm stupid!
This is purely a strategy!
You set it up little by little!
This is all planned!
Nothing happens by chance...
... Starting from Chandigarh-Delhi flight until now.
Is that time really the birthday of your late mother?
Great game!
You prove that you're an MBA.
Great business planning!
I will be a hero instead of by creating anything.
Not by being a millionaire, not with anything. Only...
... With nothing to do!
Without doing anything I will be a world of charm.
You are an artist.
The greatest cheater in the world!
You use me to laugh at your father and the whole world.
Kia...
Kia, let's go back. Mother alone.
My mother. My house.
Let me take care of it.
Dear Kia.
We really miss you.
Kabir tells a lot about you.
I'm really proud of you.
I know now the world is praising Kabir.
But without Kia, Kabir will never exist.
Every woman wants to have a husband like this...
... But very few dare to love men like that.
It takes a lot for men to become Kabir.
But more is needed for women to be happy...
... with men like Kabir.
You're the source of inspiration!
I hope the world will have more women like you, Kia.
May God bless you!
Meri Har Khushi Mein... In every happiness...
Ho Teri Khushi There is your happiness
Mohabbat Mein Aisa Zaroori Nahi In love this is not necessary
Tu Jab Milna Chaahe, Na Mil Sakoon If our way does not have a meeting point
Na Milna Mera Koi Doori Nahi It's not that we are separated from each other
Where is Kabir?
Kia!
I'm so low, Mom!
I hate myself.
I feel jealous of him!
How can I envy against Kabir, Mom?
I love her so much over my life!
Calm down, Kia!
He can get a little attention...
... And I can't stand it!
I feel so petty, Mom!
I feel so narrow.
How can I feel disturbed by it?
Kabir also loves you.
He never said anything when I wasn't home.
But I cursed him when he was not there even for one night!
What happened, Kia?
Mohabbat Hi Yeh Ji Huzoori Nahi This is love, not a duty
I'm really not serious with my words, ma'am!
Of course you are serious.
If not, you won't say it.
I'm not serious about my words.
I really love Kabir!
Love is not the problem.
There is no problem between you and Kabir.
Actually, this is not a problem husband and wife, men...
... Or... what's the name?
Not even a problem 'He's a man (Ki) - He's a woman (Ka)'.
This is a fundamental problem between the house manager and the worker.
Whether it's 'Ki' or 'Ka'.
Unfortunately, the world only sees the worker in touch.
Because the person has accustomed to attention.
That's a natural thing!
Nobody pays attention to the house manager. And even...
... Slowly, the worker stops paying attention to the housekeeper.
When the world by chance pays attention to the housekeeper...
... Of course, the house manager will feel happy...
... And the worker feels a little shaken.
Hey! I am the main role!
How can supporting actors be comparable to me!
But I'm not like that, Mom!
You really are like that!
We are all like that.
We are just ordinary humans!
But do you know good things on you?
You don't want to be like that.
Credit cards are used for Vistara Airlines... 5,000?
Kabir!
Hello? Yes?
Can tell what Mr. Is Kabir Bansal on your flight today?
His wife is dying! It's an emergency!
If I know the flight number why am I calling you?
What is UK246?
Chandigarh?
You live in Chandigarh to buy Chandigarh?
No. My friend divorced...
... I went there to cheer him up.
I'm sorry!
I'm really sorry.
I just lost my husband.
But now it's OK.
He loves his mother very much.
During takeoff until landing...
... He holds his wife's hand closely like this.
Yes, sir?
Miss, can you please call this woman's husband?
I lost him somewhere!
I've met!
Done!
What's finished?
Killing.
Who? / you!
I slapped you, beat you, tore your body,...
... and avenge me.
It's very good!
Fold my arms, beg, kneel, apologize.
Done!
It's very good!
But why did you catch up with me so fast?
I can understand if my friend is "Ka".
If your friend is "Ka"...
... This plane won't land in Chandigarh.
You should appear before boarding.
We can save on the ticket!
We will return to the train.
I want to feel...
... The romantic feel of the train!
Happy birthday!
Today on your birthday...
... Gifts... / I don't want anything, Dad.
Thank you for coming.
Just enjoy the food cooked by your child.
Who wants to give you?
On the occasion of a birthday my son-in-law...
... I came to give him a gift.
To take over my company.
I need a CEO.
A CEO...
... My replacement after I died...
... Then take over my company.
me?
I think, I don't deserve to...
You're very talented.
I've tracked everything your work experience!
Cheers!
Is he offering me dowry in the middle of the night?
He is making sure family business...
... Submit to the right family members.
Are you interested in with charity activities?
Charity? What charity?
To this day I think that _ behind every success...
... There is a woman.
And your child proves that...
... Behind success women have a man.
No, no.
Your daughter who proves that...
... There needs to be a woman who is successful...
... Of every man who fails!
When was the last time Father changed underwear?
What does that mean?
Translated Together By: Ackiel Khan ~ Galank87 ~ Im. Vhee
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