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(horns honk in the distance)
(soft jazz music)
Gosh, look at that.
Very sad they are all messed up
their lives, those people.
Say, why Bum chose Obama?
You should say, why.
[Driver] Okay, why?
[David] Because he wants change!
(laughs) Wow, that's funny Mr. Cohen.
[David] Hey, do you remember my cousin Matt, the actor?
[Driver] Mm-hmm.
Yes, he did show on Broadway now
and we will tear to the city together.
[Driver] Wow.
Yes, he knows everything real cool places,
real underground places, you know?
I think you will go drop me in the village.
[Driver] Mr. Cohen, I told you,
Your mother says that I have to make sure
You enter your meeting.
[David] Traitor.
(optimistic rap music)
ΓÖ¬ Don't you read warnings on TV
ΓÖ¬ Stop pointing your finger at me
¬ ¬ Release your hand in the air
ΓÖ¬. Get rid of your reputation
Γ ¬ Steps to the new millennium
ΓÖ¬ Know what I say & apos;
ΓΓ¬ This is something new
ΓÖ¬ That you will see
[David] Geez.
Hello everyone.
Welcome to summer semester connection.
Here on this table we have several clipboards,
that's where you will register.
If you have some questions about Lit Club
You can ask on Mar.
Paint and Pottery you can ask Annie,
he knows everything there is about those groups,
and if you have questions about Drama Dreams
we have Sarah and Sammy.
They can tell you anything You need to know about that.
Do you want to talk a little about Drama Dreams?
Yes.
Good.
Yes, Dorsey.
Okay, here it is.
Hello everyone, welcome.
Dream Drama is extraordinary, extraordinary opportunities
and ways to shine and do a little mix and match
and you do a lot of things acting and improvising
and spontaneous performances are very flexible.
You go with the flow.
And it's very unregistered, so...
(chat overlaps)
[Female] This is a good party.
[Female] Yes.
[Female] the music is very good.
Because if you see what happens
with Bernie Madoff and all others,
and AIG and Lehman Brothers.
We are rather like a bookie or so I found out later
then rather like...
Wait, who is Bernie Madoff?
He is a man who rips off investors.
The initials are BM for good reason.
Because he's a human intestinal movement.
I know this is yours first time here,
downstairs there is me think of this juice bar.
They have this really good kale there
if you want to do a little juicin & apos; with me.
[David] What's with fruit music in this place.
Do you have an problem with the music?
Oh no, cool, that's cool, I'm fine.
Who is the new initiate and what's wrong with him?
[Jared] Yes, I guess it's just,
You know, sensory excess.
I have no problem, I just passed.
I am sure you said that for all boys.
Mom!
I will not return there!
[Carrie] Wait.
Mom!
I said I won't go back there!
Do you want to go to jail, David?
Do you want to damage your father's life?
Father, make him stop!
I mean, I know he hates me
and he only wants I roll and die
and want me to jump from the damn roof.
David, take a break, okay?
That's not therapy, it's a fruit cake.
As the judge said, you appear, you sign your name,
six weeks later, dismissed.
Maybe next time, don't tell the pig's jokes to the police.
[David] And what is this will I tell Angie?
Who is Angie?
[David] That girl that I saw.
I think he that name is Melinda.
No, it didn't work between me and Melinda.
If Angie has problems with this,
his mother can call me.
(loud moans)
(grunts) Ah!
[Carrie] David please.
(groans)
Sorry, I can't please, I try.
I don't belong to my mother there.
I don't like see people
in that place better than you,
but if you don't do this,
You won't be able to leave the country.
No Florida, no beach club.
You will spend the rest of this year
stuck here with aunt Rudy.
Is that what you want?
No.
Complete it with that
so everything can return to normal.
(David groaned loudly)
[Carrie] Oh dear, let's eat fruit.
You go lie down with some fruit,
maybe a cold shower, your PJ?
(rap music)
(text message tone)
Hi, I'm Mar.
What is your name?
[Sammy] My name is Sammy.
Nice to meet you, Sammy.
Nice to meet you, Mar.
I am very glad you are here in this organization
that my parents very helpful found.
That's very...
And the connection is a branch of that.
Oops, sorry cut you from Sammy,
I have difficulty reading nonverbal cues
because of my visual disturbances.
(telephone blip)
(telephone tapping)
[Sammy] It's okay, March
I always respect to the people around me.
Their needs and desires.
[Mar] That's so cool.
(telephone blip)
Mar and Sammy are good, thank you very much.
Who wants to go next?
(Sarah gasps)
Sarah, alright.
Who will partner with Sarah?
Andrew, how about you?
You haven't heard from you a lot today.
Good.
Hi, David.
We will stay with the same thing,
friendly conversation, with people
Maybe we just met or didn't know well.
Does that sound okay?
Yes, that sounds like a plan.
[Dorsey] Okay.
David, are you okay?
Yes.
[Dorsey] Okay, do it.
So David, what will happen Do you like talking about?
Do you like to talk about movies, opera,
ballet, Broadway musical?
No.
Nor do I.
I'm not really crazy about talking about
all such things.
[Dorsey] Yes, Sarah.
Dorsey, creature David is really calm, and shy.
He did not participate.
He doesn't contribute to it fair share in conversation.
He is just like that, really in a dead silence.
So let's ask what group they think
can help David get better engage in conversation.
I think Sarah, throws a little too much information
at David at once.
Sometimes, when you're in a conversation with someone new,
it's not good, it can scare them.
[Dorsey] Any other suggestions?
You can't go up a topic,
if no one is interested.
So let's look for a joint interest.
David, you can even choose interests.
What about the Brooklyn Bridge.
Oh well!
Sounds good.
What you really do love and enjoy the most
about doing in Brooklyn Bridge,
I mean, we have to really make it some plans to go together.
It will be very interesting to both of us.
And we can both have beautiful time together.
We can both jump from the bridge.
Dorsey, David really, really doesn't work with me.
I can't believe he really took me so seriously.
Well David, I actually think that this will happen
PR that is really beautiful assignment for both of you.
You can practice it conversation skills
and return and share with that group.
[Sarah] David, I need you to work together.
Just miss me strange elevator.
I just want to get it out of this building.
David, that is very irrelevant.
We need to focus on getting
our homework the task is complete
Dorsey assigned to us.
This is very interesting for me!
Maybe for you.
We want to report,
my work and I responsibility, David,
is to report to Dorsey and keep making it posted
about how everything goes that we observe
on the Brooklyn Bridge.
We have to make this plan.
We are committed people.
We must stick to us commitments and plans correctly.
Bye!
David we have to make a plan,
we don't plan correctly,
we have to plan well, David.
See you later.
Have a nice life.
(soft saxophone music)
- Hi! - Hi!
You must be Angie.
[Angie] David?
- I'm David, that's right. - Nice to meet you.
- Nice to meet you too. - I don't know if you are
will recognize me from the website.
You look even more beautiful than in person
from your profile.
[Angie] Dear God, thank you.
Gosh, sorry.
I'm usually not this nervous, but you know
I rarely meet nice, normal, friend.
Thank you.
So, do you want something to eat or anything?
You look hungry or nervous or whatever.
No, I'm on a diet without this carbohydrate,
just be you.
Do you know that milk has carbohydrates in it?
Wow, milk contains carbohydrates.
So I'm excited this U2 concert
tonight, you know? - Yes, me too!
I like U2!
I like Bono, I am obsessed with it.
I know everything about him,
like the date birth: May 10, 1960.
Whoa, 1960.
You look like he is a little.
Hello, hello!
(Angie laughs)
- Yes, the glasses. - That is good.
That's good.
Um, do you always keep it your sunglasses?
Sorry.
(grunting and groaning)
This is my allergy.
[Angie] Do you need a napkin?
No, I'm just...
so, um, do you exercise at all?
Um, sort of.
You hear about Kobe Bryant?
Yes, this morning he was traded to LA Rapers.
Sorry, it's not funny.
I got a funny one.
Two of my favorite things, Jello pudding and rape.
I will just run to the bathroom.
(groans)
Excuse me, I'm sorry, excuse me sorry.
Angie!
Ang!
Hi.
(soft music)
(blip text message)
(scoffs)
[David] Like that damn bum (crying).
Damn bum!
(optimistic music)
[Delilah] Welcome Drama Therapy
[Sammy] I'm very happy are here Delilah.
[Delilah] Incredible, so this summer,
we really will become working towards performance.
[Sammy] Really?
[Sarah] Oooh, wow!
Yes, and what we will do
we will become explore who we are
and then we will be able to
show it to the world.
And so one of the things we will do this summer
we will do it for our appearance
around superhero ideas.
[Sarah] Ooh!
So what I want for you to think about,
think if you have superhero power,
what will happen?
[Sammy] I like it.
[Woman] That's amazing!
[Sammy] I like it, it's just what I want for years.
David
What happened?
What?
You miss us homework.
What is homework?
Remember, we used to write reports
about the Brooklyn Bridge.
Look, what about this.
Why don't you do this professionally, okay?
I will pay you money to do this.
I mean, you want money.
How much do you want, $ 20?
David, it's not his job,
You gave me very difficult time
which is not okay at all, is totally unacceptable.
Look at David, if not will work with me
and contribute your fair share,
I will advocate for myself
and speak my mind to Dorsey
Because this is completely unacceptable.
Okay, you want to go to the Brooklyn Bridge,
we will go to Brooklyn Bridge, okay?
We will go to Brooklyn Bridge, okay?
Will it free you from my case?
What is the meaning of your case?
[David] Meaning You will be satisfied.
Very much so.
Taxi!
[Sarah] Um, I found it was very scary.
But I feel very much _ safer on the bus,
and the only way to go home
to my grandmother's house safe and healthy is a bus,
and taxis are very expensive and I found them very stressful.
Are you Rain? Human or something?
I mean, you have to have it system for everything,
Must go to Kmart, 41 Oak Street, lights up at 11.
Don't you just want to live
without running as desired to the system,
without sticking to the line once?
Believe me, I take the bus once,
it's chaotic experience for me.
I take the bus, it's crowded,
I feel like sardines, then when I sit,
this homeless man approached me
and start harassing dirt out of me
and I feel like screaming hobophobic insults,
not homophobic, hobophobic...
What is Hobophobic?
This is a phobia of vagabonds.
Look, that's one thing if you want
to ride the bus by yourself,
You can do anything hell that you want yourself,
but when you are with my , let's take a taxi.
Buses for the poor, and taxis for
the prince and the princess.
You know, why not you just sit down,
lie down and enjoy the trip.
Good.
[David] So how much do I owe you, sir?
[Driver] $ 7.50.
Here it is, $ 20 Save the change.
[David] Come on
Come on, let's join me David!
I experience beautiful moments!
My first time on Brooklyn Bridge!
The scenery is very beautiful!
[Sarah] Where do you go, David?
[David] I'm free now.
[Sarah] But how do I go home?
How do you usually go home?
I plan to take my bus.
So, take a bus.
Buses from JCC are the only way
I know how to go back to my house grandma's house safely,
and I counted 13 stops.
Oh God.
How old are you, Sarah?
David, I'm 24.
And how long have I been living in New York?
I have lived in New York City all my life since I was a kid.
So you mean to tell me that you have been in this city
for 24 years and you don't know how to get it
for your grandmother home from here?
Yah, JCC, bus from JCC
is the only way I know how to go home.
That's the only way.
Are you happy now?
I have to take you all the way back to the JC bus stop.
I guess you want to take buses, we will take,
see there we go, it's your bus stops there.
Okay, take a bus, okay?
What?
Um.
[David] Yes?
Um, David.
[David] What?
Um, what about, what about, what about.
What happened?
When will we finish our homework?
On the Brooklyn Bridge?
We are there all day?
We just did it.
But that's incomplete,
we should write a report about that.
I don't know, do with one of your friends.
But David, I really feel strong about doing this with you,
I really, really want to do it with you because I found you really smoking hot and sexy.
[David] Hey Mom, right okay if Geraldo pushes me
to the city today?
It's Sunday, what do you do in the city?
I just feel like hanging out and stuff.
You know, for that group.
I don't think you're forced
go there on weekends.
Do I need to call to the woman, Dorothy?
No no no, not that.
This is voluntary thing, you know?
Voluntary?
I thought I would get extra credit.
They have let me out before like good behavior and things.
You are here for auditions for my game.
Many of you are competing for the same part.
I hope this doesn't happen
problems with your relationship.
These pages are not numbered _ but flip pages.
Here is scene three, did you see Sarah?
I'm sorry beautiful woman,
I can't help but notice you cry.
What seems to be a problem?
I want to help.
Γ ¬ He really will be My knight in armor shines
¬ ¬ My Prince Charming
David, you succeeded!
I want you to audition for my game,
for the main role Travis McHenry.
(laugh)
You look like me the idol I love
since I became a teenager, he was on the show
it doesn't last long
but it's called the Malibu Mohawks.
[David] Oh, Malibu Mohawks?
My cousin is on the show.
- Your cousin? - Matt Cone, Matt Cone!
Matt Cone is your cousin?
[David] He's my cousin.
He is more like a brother to me
Because I really adore him. - Matt Cone is your cousin?
[David] Yes!
[Sammy] Like you to you?
Just say why he is your idol, huh?
Why do you love him so much?
He looks like that person
Who can really sweep I get off my feet.
And I know that he is extraordinary,
he really likes inside because he is outside.
Okay, what is this? do you want me to do it?
I want you to try it out some clothes for Travis.
Why don't we try on this beautiful,
A handsome white shirt.
I want to see how you see in it.
- What is this? - Come on, David.
It looks good gay, don't be offended.
[Sammy] Travis is a bi-sexual.
[David] Why?
Whoa, whoa.
I won't play gay...
[Sammy] I think you can...
[David] I like women you know?
[Sammy] Are you sure?
Yes.
This is men's clothes.
Travis is a man.
He said Ann Taylor Loft.
Ann Taylor is the designer.
Yes, that's a female designer.
He is the designer, he does not wear the shirt.
Men and women will love you, try it.
[David] Yes realize those people
weird there, right?
[Sarah] Huh? No.
[David] No, what do you mean or not?
You don't know that are they not really normal?
[Sarah] Um, no.
[David] I mean, do they have you brainwashed or something?
[Sarah] What is brainwashed?
[David] Like, they think for you.
You don't want to be like that,
You want to be normal like me.
(grunts and loud moans)
Sorry, I sneeze.
Are you okay?
Yes, that's already a very hot day today.
I'm sure, it's really hotsy-totsy today.
You don't need to do it say things like that,
it's kind of annoying,
I mean, hotsy-totsy, Sharing is caring.
Delicious on my stomach!
Look, here it is again.
I mean, why do you say things like that?
This is very annoying.
So in other words, does it rub you the wrong way?
Yes it's true.
So that means, it's not your cup of tea and it doesn't float your boat?
Look, you do it again.
You don't want people to think that you're not normal or something, right?
Like those people in the program.
I don't know.
Don't be offended or anything,
but I think you are above them.
What is your problem?
I don't know what wrong with you.
Well, I have autism.
[David] What is that?
Um, no, I also have LD.
[David] What is that? like sex?
No, this is a learning disability.
[David] Oh, yeah.
Well, I think everyone has a problem.
[Sarah] That's right, so what is your problem, David?
I don't know, I think I have
a little stressful this year,
but I've started better, you know?
Why do you have to go home? Very urgent, however?
What if I take you out tonight isn't it?
What will I say my grandmother?
Well, if not, then how do I do about tomorrow night?
Tomorrow is Game Night.
Thursday?
Thursday, we depart field visit to the zoo.
How about Friday?
Friday is a song event.
Show tone?
Yes, display the songs every Friday.
Every Friday?
[Sarah] I enjoy it very much, show songs.
What if, fair miss a performance song?
Just for me?
So I guess, I will see you this Friday?
(vehicles approaching)
This is my bus.
[Delilah] We will continue today
work with us super hero themes.
Sounds okay?
[All] Yes! Great!
So my question asks you last week,
and I ask you to think about that a little is:
If you have super power, what will happen?
Uh, I guess that will be,
I guess that will be,
I think it will happen to be to let the world
know who I really am, you know?
[Delilah] To let the world know who you really are?
[Moe] But to really express myself in various ways.
My strength will be like that
to get Matt Cone fell in love with me
and propose to me.
Matt Cone is kissing me, our clothes aren't active,
we are lying down, hers the stomach touches mine.
(laugh)
OK.
Let's try to stay focused. Good?
In the third count, I will ask you
to change your way sit in your chair,
and I want you to think about it
how this superhero will sit.
Are you ready?
Okay, wait for me not count to three yet.
- Oh sorry. - Okay, are you ready?
One two three!
Ooh, be careful.
Look at all this extraordinary superhero here.
What an extraordinary character.
David
If you have super power, what will happen?
I will not be seen.
Why?
So I can get into women's dressing room.
(group laugh)
[Man] To do this action, need a lot of trust.
You all should be sure.
(audience cheers)
[Man] Give him help!
So, a man walks into a sex shop
and say, "I want inflatable dolls."
What is a blow?
You know, sex dolls,
You have sex those inflatable dolls
that you see on Porno Stop.
But he said, "do you want a male doll " or a female doll do it with? "
" I want a woman's doll to be done with, what do you think I'm gay
"and I want to do it with a male doll?"
"Okay, do you want black ones? Dolls or white dolls?"
"I don't know, I'm not of course, I think it's a white doll?"
It's very racist and offensive.
Well it will be even more racist and offensive!
"Do you want a Jew inflatable doll,
"Christian inflatable dolls or Muslim inflatable dolls?"
He said, "Why? You asked me that?" "Because Muslims, they blow themselves up!"
God!
(grunts) You don't understand?
No, I didn't find it, I really found it offensive, and very confusing.
So you know that the girl who said,
"I don't work for a week
" Because I have to go whether camping at Cranford? "
- Right. - So I went," Oh well,
"I'm a Jew, I don't like to camp."
Wait, what kind of camp is this?
I don't know, I think this is concentration.
I'm just kidding!
That's not funny!
I have to concentrate.
Right.
So what is this camp?
Um, I'm not sure.
Good.
But, I go, "I don't like going
there is no camp, I'm Jewish!"
Well, I know what is David, I'm Jewish,
but I've gone to camp and I have appeared in many ways
musical theater production and drama.
[David] Oh, that's stupid joke I say, I'm sorry...
[Sarah] Can you give me there is time to ask, maybe,
what does a joke mean?
[David] I will explain the joke,
I mean, I will explain the joke.
Because words can
has many meanings. - Because, it's like,
yes, there are many meanings.
Same as with...
Maybe when there is a pause
I can ask you clarification...
- Words... - Wait, don't bother me,
I can ask you for clarification.
I'm sorry, I became nervous,
I don't mean to bother. - Maybe when there is a pause
to ask you, so I know what that means.
I need the specifications.
[David] I just said to make you laugh,
doesn't make you argue with me.
Sounds like Who & apos; s on First.
[Sarah] I do not want hear Who is First, I just,
All I care about is understand your jokes.
[David] Sarah, I make boo-boo, okay?
That's not you.
I don't mean to bother you just now, okay?
(Soft violin music)
How are you doing, chicken and rice.
[Sammy] David.
I have the chance in my opinion
You will appreciate as a gay man.
What?
Uh, sheep gyro, please?
[David] Dude, I'm not gay.
What?
- Sorry, I'm not gay. - Thank you.
But you have it gay behavior.
You are very artistic.
You are very welcoming and you seem tempting with everyone.
How you and Matt likes to come
to our exclusive club from the song performance on Friday?
I can't do this Friday, I have a plan.
Cancel them.
Well, I think to see Sarah that day.
Sarah will be on a music show.
He can't understand out of this Friday?
He can't, ever!
He is the star, he is a diva,
he is the songbird, he provides music.
Without it, there will be no music.
[David] Yes, I have to see Sarah that day,
I mean, we have a plan, you know?
I mean, go on a date.
She's my boyfriend.
What?
Yes, he's my boyfriend.
Oh my God!
You know what that is, it's okay.
Don't come to show songs, it's okay,
Forget I said nothing.
Don't come to show the tone.
Wait, wait, what is this,
You just offered me and then you took it?
No, it's fine, I change my mind...
I have to meet Sarah that day!
You can see Sarah on another day.
Please don't come to show songs.
Why not?
[David] How much?
[Officer] $ 5.
[David] There you go, keep changing.
- Thank you. - Have a nice day.
Your turn, Zach, if it's your real name.
Uh, how? something from Les Mis.
Can we help do something else?
We hear everything time from Sarah.
[Annie] What about a song from Cat?
Which version?
[Zach] Could it be the same?
I prefer not,
we like some variations in this.
Zach, can you choose something else?
- No. - This is not up to him, Sammy.
Alright, you turn, hippy man.
My name is Dylan, don't call me again.
What you choose.
The Acid Queen.
[Will] Great song, but not the tone of the show.
(chat is not clear)
What if, Paradox,
or when you're left fold your pirate,
from Pirates of Penzance?
You always choose that,
but the game requires I spoil you.
(cheerful music)
Γ ¬ ¬ When you go our pirate folds
ΓΓ We try to raise our spirit faints
ΓÖ¬ According to our old habits
ΓÖ¬ With jokes and ancient quibbles
Γ ¬ We lie down and sob on the rock
(vibrating door knob)
[Sammy] David?
[David] Hi everyone.
What are you doing here?
I told you not to come.
[David] Gotta give this to you.
Wow, you look great!
I mean, you see great in red too.
I like red dresses by the way, you know.
I'm looking, maybe you want to get together later,
after this, you know?
Go somewhere to eat?
Why aren't you happy to see me?
David, I know how to smokin & apos; your hot and sexy,
but this is not the right time
and places to visit have this conversation.
We will not discuss it here further.
ΓÖ¬ Paradox, a paradox
So, what exactly are you doing, David?
I am a filmmaker.
Uh huh?
[David] I have a project in my work.
Let me guess, you...
still living with your parents.
Never get nickel in your life,
and never really made a movie,
just talking about making it.
Am I here, so far?
I am a legitimate filmmaker.
I have a film, which is being considered
from Palm Beach International Film Festival.
Here, look at this.
My film.
(dim music)
Please take it things out of my face,
a group of random home movies
assembled together there are no aesthetic orders.
So, Sarah, my dear, your turn.
[Sammy] Why not You ever let me sing?
As my girlfriend, Sarah has privileges.
Now sing my beautiful singer!
Γ ¬ Let me call you dear
Incredible, brava!
Sarah and Will are couples?
Let me explain,
Sarah is basically a player or a man-izer.
Whoa.
This is part of its nature.
He said he really likes me,
that I am a cat meow.
He also explained about holocaust as homeless.
Can you understand this about him?
Yes.
Don't expect anything else other than dating and sex.
Can we play the title Anything Goes song?
(soft music)
(change jingle)
Help the brother come out?
Get that damn thing out of my face,
it's not my fault you mess up your life,
You damn jerk!
Damn you, you bum!
Damn you!
Calm down, man.
[David] Shut your mouth!
Okay, Sarah, Zach?
Now, we did the previous three scenes,
now we will try without script.
That is said, Zach, the same thing.
Butt-naked will be the best.
[Zach] All of me stay clothes.
[Sammy] Then, that's fine.
To him directly?
Yes.
[Sarah] Oh, Travis.
I am very impressed that you came to me.
Sarah?
- What? - You don't know the name.
[Sarah] No, just say without a name?
Say without a name.
Oh my God, I'm very impressed you came to me.
The joy of my life!
That makes me, I'm very happy!
Sarah.
- What? - Did you tell him
how do you feel, right away?
No.
[David] Why don't you tell me you have a boyfriend?
[Sarah] What do you mean?
[David] Exactly what I mean.
Why don't you tell me you have a boyfriend?
Well, I don't know how you feel
about open relationships...
(Mocking) Open a relationship?
This is what you call this?
[Sarah] David, I still need,
I have to stay right smooth you here.
I mean, you what don't understand is,
there are so many fish out there in the sea.
And you let everything these fish, touch you?
No, it's just,
all men are above me,
my whole. - Oh my God...
or in my lap.
What?
Do I hear correctly, they sit in your lap and all that?
My Lord.
Okay, I will use really, is really a bad word now.
I'm not bad.
I didn't say you were ugly.
I say I use bad words.
Is the promiscuous word meaningful to you?
No.
That means this men, don't respect you.
What they want you for one thing.
Right at spur the moment,
I feel as if you put a lot of social
and emotional pressure right now for me.
When was the last time It will be really
including you in conversations, huh?
See?
I don't press you.
You do what you want.
I won't force you to be my girlfriend.
Whatever.
Sarah and David, you have some homework, right?
You go to the Brooklyn Bridge?
How is that?
That's a bit annoying.
[Dorsey] Okay, annoying, how?
Sarah, how about you?
What do you think Brooklyn Bridge?
Well, being very honest with you, Dorsey,
although David found it is very annoying
to focus on positive things, I have a wonderful time.
Great memories there.
[Dorsey] Can anyone else be related to it?
[Dylan] Yes, I don't envy anyone...
(song is not clear)
ΓÖ¬ Someone is in the kitchen
(vehicles approaching)
(Car window rotates)
[Driver] Do you enter, Mr. Cohen?
What about your friends?
(soft music)
One, two... bro!
Angry!
(clapping) Wooo!
Wow.
Another one for good luck!
You want to kiss your girlfriend.
[Gamekeeper] What about you, girl?
[Sarah] I don't know how.
[David] Here, use this, use this.
I just feel like watching.
I have a very heavy diet gluten restrictions,
I want to make sure no gluten.
I just want to make it it's really very,
very clear.
And if there is no gluten,
I really like lobster salad.
Is mayonnaise there is gluten in it?
No, alright.
Okay, yes.
Look at this, it's fun.
It doesn't have to be always
being on David's beach, you know?
Well this is what the beach is about.
David, I'm really not like sand on my feet.
Come on, I'm just want to hold your hand.
Can't we do something else?
Like mixing and matching and exploring various...
What do you want to do Sarah?
Okay, what are you doing want to do, okay?
- What I want to do David... - We are on Coney Island here.
There are a million things to do here,
What do you want to do?
Oh my God. - Oh look, look!...
(David moans loudly) - David, look!
Look at this, I like it, this looks very interesting,
see that one here, look!
(David moans)
[Sarah] David, Dear, this looks
very exciting and tempting.
(Riders shout)
It seems like that string will be broken,
I don't want you to get hurt.
We will not be hurt, You will protect me.
I want to go with them with you.
[David] I just found out, You want a cup of tea,
riding horses, boats.
Perfect for a woman like you, you know?
I don't want to go on baby rides,
I am older than that stage.
[David] Do you want to go on the cable car?
Where is the sling ride?
Look at that, in the air.
[Sarah] The boat is up, it's still not suitable for me,
boat rides are still very babyish.
[David] We can always go on a horse ride, you know,
like a merry-go-round?
Everyone keeps on walking carousels.
All people of all ages.
- Good. - This is not just for babies.
Okay, I believe in you , we will do it.
(children chat)
What's wrong?
Don't you want a horse?
No, horses are not for men.
(cheerful music)
Woo hoo!
Seduce!
(exhale)
I experience explosion, David, woo!
Seduce!
Woo hoo!
(grunts and loud moans)
Sorry, this is my allergy.
(grunting and shouting)
It's okay, it's okay!
(loud moans)
Oh, I'm out of control, come down!
Stop the trip!
(David snorts and yells)
(David groaned loudly)
(David snorts and yells)
About that, ride a horse,
I just got sick, that's all,
but I'm fine now, you know?
I mean, I'm not contagious or something like...
Sarah, look at me.
I'm fine.
I mean, I really am better.
(soft music)
(clawing gulls)
ΓÖ¬ In the place I lie
ΓÖ¬ And kneel and say ave been there for me
Well, I always say, you can't be wrong
with little Gilbert and Sullivan...
Gilbert and Sullivan?
For this?
What about some of Justin Timberlake.
[David] Hey, Will.
Let's do Mirror and Cry Me A River,
they are both on your Best List.
ΓÖ¬ Don't say you love me
[David] I'm happy to see
what do you present at the showcase.
[Will] Oh really, I think You just passed.
ΓÖ¬ Until you come to me
(clapping)
Are you a fairy princess?
I really love you clothes, it's so beautiful!
I like green, that's my favorite color!
¬ ¬ I am my country
ΓÖ¬ Land of sweet freedom
Γ ¬ From you I sing
Hi thank you!
God bless you!
[David] Here we are, my cousin's drama.
You will only like it.
(clapping)
Hi, Matt, this is David.
We just saw your show, we are still in the theater,
so I don't know what to do.
Do you want to meet us in a restaurant?
Can I help you?
No, I don't really need something.
I want to know what your hobby is,
What Are Your Things Interested?
I don't have a hobby.
I only work.
Oh, what are you doing? very passionate
work in the theater?
What do you like about so much?
None.
I don't like anything about that.
Please give me a call, okay?
Hi.
- Hey - We are not exactly
request a signature, have you seen Matt Cone?
I only work at the door, I am only security.
If I show my ticket Stub, can I enter?
I really have to see it.
[Guard] You can't enter here.
Well, they come out here, the actor is right?
I'm not asking for a problem,
I'm not a bad person or anything, I'm just...
You are not having trouble.
There is no problem, you can't enter this door.
He's my cousin, you know?
I don't care who your cousin,
or your brother, you your uncle, grandmother,
I don't care...
I feel you are angry in the world, huh.
You should just lighten up, huh?
I mean, I will tell you a joke,
Shia LaBeouf is in a car with Lindsay Lohan.
Do you know who is driving?
Police!
Are you trying to get hurt?
Do you want to get hurt tonight?
[Sarah] Being so late, this is beautiful.
[David] Well hurry up, light, light.
[Sarah] David, this is so quiet here,
like no one, no soul,
like that it's not even practical...
Be careful for bikers!
Isn't this place good?
Oh my God.
You know you in a good restaurant
when the atmosphere is beautiful.
So, look at the menu.
David, but the language is very confusing, I mean...
That's because Italy, it's another country.
David, I don't speak Italian,
it's very confusing. - Me neither.
Just order anything sounds good.
Under antipasti, there is esparigo at campo,
oil esparigo oliva, foggi montinada.
David, that's very confusing
that I don't know What that means.
That's how the Italian works, you know?
Good night.
Hi, my name is Kevin, I will take care of you.
- Hi Kevin. - Good night, Kevin.
[David] What's wrong Kevin?
[Kevin] Something for beautiful women and men?
Well, I just want you to know,
I expect two more people.
Oh good, okay have some specials tonight:
Mozzarella con Funghi, Scallopine Tutta Terra,
Farfalle con Pollo, Carciofi, Marsala,
Salmone, that's with a small white wine sauce.
Sounds like that beautiful and romantic.
Look, it sounds like music, Sarah.
Sounds good, here why aren't you
whatever message you want, okay?
I'm sorry for a moment.
Okeydokey artichokey, my God.
[David] I mean, we hold a table for you,
but you want to meet drink after or something?
[Matt] Ah, sorry friend.
This cast party doesn't let it out,
but that's just you and me next time.
I promise. - Yes, yes and Sarah.
You have to meet this women, she's beautiful,
classy and he crazy about me, Matt.
[Matt] All friends, I can't wait to meet him.
Yes, we will do a double date.
Wow, this is a lot of food.
I'm glad you got it comfortable here.
Do you like it? - This is to die.
[David] Yes, is good, right?
Mm!
And here we are...
Wow.
[Kevin] Will you like the others?
[David] No, I will just check, here.
[Kevin] Wonderful.
I have never seen you were very happy before,
aren't you glad you came here?
This is a $ 900 bill.
What are you doing there, traveling to Europe?
I met a girl.
David, come on, one internet woman,
your imaginary girlfriend?
No, this girl is real.
[Carrie] Of course he is.
He wants to marry me.
What?
David, it's not funny.
Where did the woman come from?
From that group?
This is a gold digger.
From now on, you go to you class, you go home.
Look I'll pay you back.
You can't pay me back to Lifesaver.
Not the money.
Where are you so when we go?
Who will take care of you when father and I leave?
(the bell rings)
Hi.
[Grandma] Sarah.
[Sarah] Hi grandma.
Who is this?
This is me boyfriend, David Cohen.
- Hi David. - Hi.
Do you want to tequila?
Uh, no thanks, I'm not thirsty but thank you.
Oh, you're welcome.
OK, excuse me,
I will enter. - Oh I'm sorry.
[Grandma] Yes, yes, right.
He is my grandmother.
He's an alcoholic.
Oh
(soft music)
[David] I have in my bar mitzvah.
[Sarah] Aww.
[David] Yes, I am a cute child at that time.
[David] That's my prom date.
I don't even kiss it.
That's too bad.
Well, it's middle school.
(hunch music)
[Lenny] Say hi to the camera, David.
(dramatic music)
So what do you think?
Isn't this good?
I mean, that's my whole autobiography, you know?
Overall, I really, like it very much.
This is a strong film.
You have to admit, it's very creative, isn't that right?
Yes, that's really...
very honest with you,
I mean, it's very strong and very creative.
I really like it as a whole,
except for... - Right,
this is a work of art.
Yes, that's what I like for all except for the ending
really, is very confusing.
But that's the point.
Nobody says, when I grow up, I choose to be that, you know?
And sometimes, changing occurs for the worst
and people only have a sad ending after that,
and that's realistic.
(groans)
Like that, you know they are tics and all that.
The voices I made?
I am very aware of that,
but David, let me give you is also a positive criticism,
what I did really, really love, memories of your childhood,
bar your mitzvah and your graduation,
they are very useful and very special.
Do you know my cousin, Matt Cone?
[Sarah] Yes.
You know how Sammy always says,
oh Matt this Cone, Matt The cone, I want Matt Cone.
Do you know why?
He is very, very important person.
He's an actor and all that.
Real big celebrities.
- Mm-hmm. - He will like
put this on a film festival.
Palm Beach International Film Festival.
He will open the door for me,
and I will catch me big breakthrough in Hollywood.
Do you know? - Cool.
Sarah, can I ask something?
Yes David, of course.
I mean, I know that, I look like a big person
get around the city with my limo driver,
and bring you to all of this good luxury restaurant.
Never thought of you,
oh this child is only a total homeless without a future,
only complete bummer.
You don't think I'm a homeless person, right?
Absolutely not, David.
I think you really, very smart, very smart,
really, really noble cool, sensational
and so sexy and looks interesting.
To the point that really makes me very horny
and arouse sexual desire mood now.
Wow, my goodness, you raise your hands on my feet.
That feels so exciting.
Oh my God.
(soft music)
(chat is not clear)
Hi!
Go Josh, go Josh, go Josh, go Josh, go Josh.
Go Sarah, go Sarah, go Sarah.
Γ ¬ I have two arms magazines for you
¬ ¬ I bring them
[Sarah] It's easy, it's a piece of cake.
I will teach you, David.
I don't like dancing, come on.
[Sarah] But I will teach you , it's a piece of cake.
Come to the dance floor.
Γ ¬ Rainbow Holidays lights in the park
ΓÖ¬ And I will, I will bring a cold drink that is delicious for you
Γ ¬ Let me come
Γ ¬ I can waste you time, I'm bored
ΓΓ ¬ Invite me to war
ΓÖ¬ Every summer night
ΓÖ¬ And we will play blood GI
¬ ¬ Blood GI
¬ ¬ We will stand by the pool
Γ ¬ We will throw our golden arms
Γ ¬ Darlin & apos ;, can you tie my rope
¬ ¬ Killer calls me
I want to make toast to Sarah and David.
As someone who has been dating many men,
I never thought you would find love like you did with David.
You two really go to make it a partner!
I know that.
So this is for you, to Sarah and David!
For Sarah and David!
It's been a little delicious for my taste here.
When we say I love you,
we really tried say to others,
I just like you want to tear your face
and feed it to a dog, feed it to the dog hump.
That will disappoint.
I don't believe that for a moment.
I think you two will get married,
and Matt and I will get married
and the four of us are will become a family together
and mutual friends.
How can you have friends,
if the next person for you is the only
who will sell you save his own butt, you know?
That will be boring,
imagine if you don't ask someone to be tried.
Come on, man.
Do you watch a lot of Fox News?
I am a Fox News addict.
I like it like Homer Simpson likes Duff at Moe 's Tavern.
Do you know what Homer Simpson said to drug dealers?
No, what?
Dohpe!
(everyone laughs)
[Sammy] Geez god, bro...
You know, I'm with Nancy Reagan there.
[Everyone] Ooh!
[Sammy] Can you give potatoes...
and macaroni?
Is there more chicken slices?
[Mar] Here it is, Sammy.
[Annie] In you way, you are Russian.
When you enter, Europe.
When you come out, you are Finnish.
(laugh)
What is a soda machine? have similarities with Monica Lewinsky?
Both say enter Bill here.
(laugh)
[Mar] Oh, let Sarah!
No.
[Zach] Come on Sarah.
I don't know any jokes.
[Sammy] Jokes gluten free.
(everyone laughs)
I don't know any jokes.
Don't press it, come on, come on guys.
I don't know any jokes.
[David] It's okay, it's okay.
I get one, I have one.
This makes me interested a little problem.
Why is the Jew a man divorcing his wife
when he becomes a police officer?
[Sammy] Why?
Because Jews cannot eat pork.
(everyone laughs)
[Dorsey] So we have our showcase Night to Shine comes very fast, and I also have registration
for the fall semester.
If anyone wants register for autumn
make sure to register and write your name
because this registration runs very fast.
There is a clipboard around the side of this room,
but I will start one here.
Just put your name down, and I hope to see you in the fall,
so we can have it more fun together.
(clapping)
(background chat is not clear)
I just don't understand why you left.
Why aren't you back, David?
I don't know, I can't.
Can I ask something, Sarah?
Do you want to live together your grandmother forever?
I mean, you really want it to grow, right?
You are an adult woman.
Yes.
Don't you want to? has all things
do normal people have?
I want to marry you.
I don't see myself together other people except you, Sarah.
If I have to go to Florida, will you come with me?
To Florida?
No, no, no, he can't come to Florida.
I don't even know this girl,
and you want him to live with us for six months?
What if he just comes for a trip
and he can stay at Auntie Evelyn and Uncle Harry?
At Boca.
She's not a girl some crazy house,
he really has it together and he is beautiful,
and he is also a Jew, mother!
You will love him very much, You might want it
be yours daughter-in-law someday.
Maybe, maybe someday we will meet him,
but we don't bring people to Florida,
especially those people we don't know, okay?
That father and I have never met so...
Okay, how about I tell you
he is right up now in my room.
I invited him for the weekend.
Look, this is no gluten in it,
This is very good, it is very healthy.
Wow, it looks really good
and good in the stomach.
Potatoes, bits.
Here try this try and say me what you think about this.
Oh I like that very tasty,
groovalicious and really tasty in the stomach.
So, Sarah, how do you both meet?
Oh yeah, Carrie that's a good question.
David and I, both of us met a place
called Jews Community center
and I found the perfect one one, here.
Mm-hmm
This is a dream come true,
it's very romantic and sexual.
What is it?
I mean, Mom, Dad, you see how happy I am, you know?
Sarah is the most extraordinary thing that has ever happened to me.
He is the person for me.
How long does it take to realize that this is the person?
We met more than a month ago, but officially,
we have been dating for about two weeks.
- Mm-hmm. - We are dating.
Two weeks?
- Yes. - Mm-hmm.
[David] That's 14 days.
[Sarah] Yes.
[David] Half a month.
[David] If you There is a question,
You know what to do, okay?
Don't worry try to understand.
Just follow the leader!
That's right, follow the leader, okay?
Just pretend you are interested in what they say.
If they laugh, you laugh,
if they look serious, you look serious, okay?
In other words, I will try my best
to lighten my burden, take a cold pill
and have a wonderful time.
Yes, we just need to relax tonight, okay?
[Sarah] In other words, to get the ground lay,
cool yourself and Have fun.
You don't even have to say that, just say, yeah okay cool, that's great.
Okay, cool, take cold pills,
lighten our burden...
You know that say, more or less?
[Sarah] I remember perfect, David.
Yes.
Uncle Jimmy!
How are you?
This is my girlfriend, Sarah.
Girlfriend?
- Yes - Moly Suci!
Let me see it.
(click camera shutter)
Perfect.
What do ducks say to the bartender?
Come on. - Okay, we continue again.
No problem.
What?
Place it on my bill.
Ha! (Sarah laughs)
Double meaning! (Jimmy laughs)
[Grandma] Hi, oh how nice to meet you.
I'm Sarah Silverstein, Boyfriend David Cohen.
And I like being a show artist,
singing, acting and working with.
Let me ask you this, Aunt Jessica,
or what about you, what is your name?
What are you passion and career
do you like do for fun?
We like artwork.
We like going to art shows, and we like to travel.
What kind of art event, do you like it?
We go to many craft events.
Oh wow.
This is really great nice to meet you,
really a blessing.
I also really like your clothes,
I like pink,
it's my second favorite color.
Thank you, you are very interesting.
Thank you, this is a nice to meet you too.
I mean, you really love them garnish.
[Sarah] Down the roonie hatches go away.
[David] Yep.
[Sarah] Mmm.
I feel it, it's very tasty in the stomach.
[Carrie] Don't you have enough to eat, honey?
Um.
[Carrie] Are you okay?
Everything is fine. - I'm fine,
I'm fine.
(chat overlaps)
Did he ever tell you one of his jokes?
Oh, lots of times times in the past.
They are rather, very confusing.
It takes me a lot of time to process and understand it.
- Two Jews walk to a bar. - Correct.
They buy it!
(laugh)
You know why he confused me.
I don't know.
(soft piano music)
I like your song (muffled speech).
- What? - I like your song.
What is the name of the song?
Thank you.
We have to clean up the boat shed for Matt.
[David] Matt is here?
[Carrie] In the boat warehouse.
Matt, my cousin, Matt, Matt Cone.
Woman first.
[Sarah] Thank you.
Just walk in gravel.
Good.
In gravel, in gravel.
(Sarah grunts)
No, in gravel.
Yes, retreat.
It's okay, it's okay.
I have you, I have you.
Oh, sand.
I am on the sand, you are on the rock.
Look, we are in us the way to the party.
Look, you are not getting muddy.
Ooh, you don't need to step on that stone but,
yes, here it is.
[Matt] We live our lives life, we are busy,
and all this happens.
[Julia] Yes, but such implies
it's like you're not present enough with each other
every day is enough to know that...
Yo, Matt!
What's wrong Matt?
Whoa, David, holy...
[David] Dude, I can't believe you here.
[Matt] What happened?
Yo, this is my girlfriend, Sarah.
Your girlfriend?
- Yes, my boyfriend. - Yes?
Does he pay you?
Shut up, Matt!
Oh, I'm just kidding.
You only draw my chain, Matt.
Yes, me, Sarah.
Sorry, I have messed up my sense of humor.
This is a cool, cool guy, yo.
[Matt] Yes, let's , celebrate with us.
Let's make this a bigger holiday.
[Karen] Yes.
[Matt] Yes, so you remember of course Karen.
Hey Karen, how are you?
[Karen] How are you doing?
And Julia...
Hi greetings.
[David] What's wrong with Luke?
What's wrong with David?
- What's wrong? - Nice to see you brother.
And this is...
Sarah.
[Group] Hi Sarah.
Please sit down, please.
[Karen] Thank you friends so much for our hosting.
[Matt] Thank you because you have us.
So this is David's place that we hit.
[Luke] David, this is extraordinary, thank you for having us.
Thank you, this is an honor have you here.
- Yes, that's an extraordinary honor - It's our pleasure.
for us to be here with... - I mean the star
from Malibu Mohawks, a movie star.
[Matt] No, no, no...
[Karen] She loves that , she likes it.
[Matt] Not talking about it now.
[Karen] Why don't you tell him our other news.
- Oh my God. - I asked a question!
Wow, are you getting married?
- Yes - You said yes?
Yes, I answered yes, I use the ring.
[David] Of course!
Congratulations, mazel tov!
[Matt] Thank you.
[David] So do we!
[Karen] You too?
We have discussed it lately,
as in theory and all that, you know?
You are not in vain anytime, huh man?
- Are you nervous? - That's the best
two weeks of my life.
Yes, David especially really, very nervous...
No, not me...
Yes, it's about penis going into the vagina.
- Oh? - No, no, no.
But I really taught him
how to have sex,
in a very constructive way, For the first time
in my room in my apartment.
[Julia] Use condoms.
Oh (laugh) I like condoms,
I live in a condom!
(laugh) He is just very protected,
he thinks you talk about condos.
(everyone laughs)
Not only am I very innocent
and a very beautiful princess,
but I am a soprano lyrics singer with perfect tone.
Γ ¬ Let me call you dear
ΓÖ¬ I fell in love with you
¬ ¬ ¬ Let me hear you whispering
Good.
ΓÖ¬ That you also love me
That's amazing, isn't it?
That's great, okay?
(everyone applauds) Okay all right.
[Matt] He has a good voice.
Please stop, please stop, please stop.
Γ ¬ Let me call you dear
ΓÖ¬ I fell in love with you
Please stop!
ΓÖ¬ I fell in love with you
Stop, zip it!
Please, please, I'm sorry, please,
I'm sorry, you're right in my ear
and pierce my ears, okay?
Okay, please?
Please?
I mean, Matt applauded it.
I know, I know, but you don't understand.
People clap because they try to be polite,
they don't like your music...
I just...
[David] You embarrass me,
I just...
in front of some people people are very important.
You even embarrass yourself.
Trust me.
Good?
So what about this?
A man goes inside a sex shop, right?
And he said, I want inflatable dolls.
(solemn music)
(chat is not clear)
What's wrong?
[David] Where is Sarah?
Well, he begged my to take him home.
Geraldo drives his back.
What happened?
None.
Good.
(telephone ringing)
[Operator] Mailbox is full
and cannot receive any messages
at this time, goodbye.
David, give me some from cox please.
David
David, would you pass the smallpox father,
we have asked three times.
Thank you dear.
Are you okay?
She's a little annoyed about the girl.
[Matt] Oh, your bride?
Are you kidding me?
Forget it is a personal joke.
Oh, that must be already, baby,
with everything you go through,
to keep someone with problems like that.
What's the problem with him?
He has LD.
[Carrie] LD, what is that?
Learning disability.
Oh, I will say more than that.
Is the brain damaged?
I mean, you will ask her simple question
and he will talk about you.
It is non-verbal learning disability.
He also ate a dozen radishes roses from my fish plate.
A dozen radishes, I'm not kidding.
I think she's sweet.
He's weird.
David, you better have to find someone
who might be more advanced things from you.
Like, Melinda, is that the girl you are dating?
Angie, is it up to happened to Angie?
Girls from the internet.
Well, we go to Florida next week.
Maybe it will entertain him.
I like it because he's weird, Mom.
I'm also weird.
(wise music)
What do you think about this for Annie,
and this is for Zach?
Sammy!
Is Sarah backstage?
I really need to talk to him, okay?
Backstage is for actors who want to be in my game,
not for actors who call that's nonsense,
as you call it.
I want to be an actor in your game, okay?
I will even go butt-naked if you want.
I will even do gay sex scenes with you,
let me see Sarah.
After what you did to him,
he decides he wants nothing to do with you,
so please leave, you bastard.
(mid-tempo music)
ΓÖ¬ Who knows where we will be
ΓÖ¬ Or where we will be
ΓÖ¬ Is it on a horse
ΓÖ¬ Or in a history course
One day my father said he wanted wine,
so I gave him a few: "Dad, do I have to do it?"
I get very angry when innocent people
hurt by bullies.
And that is my job to protect them!
(imitating a quick blow)
Try to find out, what happened to their minds,
when you see someone who needs it.
For you who doesn't know me,
my name is Jared Klimber
and I am from the south the coast of Long Island.
I want to take when just because...
What you do with the crazy person you feel
when you feel that way crazy can you bite?
What do you say when you see yellowish brown?
Oh dear?
ΓÖ¬ You're an aspie
(audience claps)
Hi, I'm Sarah.
I really want to take this time to show the whole world
the beauty of my musical theater.
(deep breathing)
(chat is not clear)
(applause)
(solemn music)
(chat against a hard background)
(horn honking)
(bus approaching)
You get or not?
You get or not, friend?
Here, save the changes.
The right change.
$ 2.75.
One two...
(loud moans)
Sorry, I have never been on a bus before.
[Driver] Do you have $ 2.75, sir?
(groans)
One, two, three, um...
Sarah?
(music wholeheartedly)
I don't know how much...
No, only a quarter more.
(soft music)
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