Translator: Agent Nas
Humans? Tiny!
Why poke my feet? / Tang monk! Tang Monk!
Next here! Look here, I'm here.
You fell asleep for several centuries. We want to wake you up.
We have good news. / Sorry.
Tang monk, we have good news for you. Congratulations!
You are in the place you have been dreaming about.
This is India? / Correct.
India.
Finally I arrived at my destination.
Sorry.
Teacher.
Are you getting smaller too?
Teacher, why are you in India too?
Tang Monk,...
... you haven't disappointed me yet. You want 22 silk.
They load it on 10 horse carriages.
Silk is yours if you want.
Don't hesitate.
Actually I came here to reward you.
What award?
To live all this time.
Use it. / What an honor.
I like it!
Wise or dashing, you who control it.
The right hand side is brighter, you see?
Even you can explain both sides.
Can you give a little speech?
I thought about it first.
Teacher, why is this?
Have fun!
TURNING CIRCUS
Monk, pay the cost of travel or the boss will drive you away. Get up!
I know.
Throw the knife by closing your eyes! What an amazing skill!
Gathering, gathering! Don't miss this!
Our guest stars are travelers who want to go west.
Pigs, fish and apes? The greatest performances on earth.
Only two cents per person?
What if half price? Buy one get one free?
Agree, thank you.
It's time to show.
Charming pig, Zhu Bajie!
Women.
What is your name? How old are you? You are crazy!
Giant fish monster, Sha Wujing!
How dare you scare my child! No shame!
Return the money!
You make me angry? Return the money!
Don't!
Don't rush, the show is still a lot.
Give us another chance.
If we don't like it, pay us twice!
OK.
Your Majesty, Sun Wukong!
Lie, return the money!
Wukong, turn upside down!
Double-fold money back will make us bankrupt!
Cheats!
Good. Thank you for the vegetables.
This stock is enough for us for several days.
Boss, this monk is cheating!
He doesn't want to return our money! Drive him!
You humiliate my circus! Go!
Your action isn't worth it here!
Boss, we are not a circus. We are Buddhist monks.
Our journey is long and difficult, we are starving.
And I'm sick!
My body hurts, I have not eaten for several days.
Poor. This.
These two loaves are for good people.
People who are worthy of help. Are you worth it?
Actually we are from the Tang Dynasty great. We exterminate the devil!
Wukong, show your expertise to them.
Hit me.
Hit me. / I can't do it, Brother Kera.
I don't want to die.
Then what am I who has to hit you?
I hate it more, Sister Monkey.
Well, we only live once, I will hit you.
Brother, you're rock hard!
My hand feels like it will be destroyed!
Handsome boy, are you not ashamed?
Look shortly before protesting, and stop stabbing me.
I want to.
Hit me, Teacher wants a show.
I'm hungry, my energy runs out.
Hungry? That is not a reason.
Hit me stupid!
I heard there are fake exterminators around here.
They hurt a lot of people, you must be the person.
Yes, we are guilty. My student's problem is too strong.
You keep bragging.
One blow is enough, stop now.
It's enough.
You're so beautiful.
Let me kiss you.
No! Get away from me!
Wukong, don't squat there. Do something.
Sorry, so many of us. Free shows just now.
Your performance is very impressive.
Shut up, try this fruit candy, let us be brothers.
Brother, now you see their expertise.
I hope they can control themselves.
We really exterminate demons. / Yes, of course.
Wukong, come here and apologize.
Take your head tie.
Use it!
Use the right one!
I'm wearing it.
You talk while chewing twigs? Bad ape base!
I won't do it if the teacher doesn't like it.
But stop calling me a bad ape!
I can call you a monkey naughty at will. Naughty Apes!
Good!
Say once more.
Are you angry? Yeah, scared! Are you all scared?
Let's be together--
Don't be afraid! If he is angry, you don't be weak.
Let's be angry together. One two three!
Naughty Apes!
♪ My child, why are you so bad? ♪
♪ Like annoying and cheating Makes my heart sad ♪
♪ Learn to be a good child ♪
♪ Learn to love ♪
♪ Care for others ♪
♪ Fill your heart with color ♪
♪ My good son, come back ♪
♪ My embrace ♪
♪ My good son, be sincere ♪
♪ Only you are the most dear ♪
Sir, our business is only small.
This is all we have.
If this is lacking, the life can be offered.
First, my arrival here is not at all to blackmail you.
Second. Forget it, I won't say it.
When did your mother like this?
A few days ago.
I'm also confused. Since we moved here, he started talking strange.
If I come closer, he will ask me like crazy.
I'm confused why he is like this.
I'm so tired.
Luckily my two daughters helped care for my mother.
That makes them very tired.
Are you your daughter? / Princess adopted.
How old are they? / Just entered 16 years.
They look lethargic.
They work too hard. Previously they shone.
Very funny! / Grandma, eat the porridge.
Grandma hasn't eaten all day.
Again?
Mother, are you okay? Mother?
This is me.
Fast! Devil's glass exorcist! / Coming soon!
10 thousand gods drop thunder to reveal demons hiding!
Show yourself!
All demons, show yourself!
Nothing happened?
But the whole room is really smelly!
If it's not his body, then he has the power of astrology.
He sees demons in other people's bodies. That's why he is scared.
Could they be both?
I suspected them. All demons, show yourself!
Very bright, I can't see!
What? Are they not too?
Could it be--
Hairy crabs?
Bad ape basics!
Naughty Apes!
Brother, look at that.
Teacher's whip today is very strong.
The whip that controls apes for 500 years.
It must be strong.
You know they can change shape.
Why not stop them?
The teacher tells me to appear. So I did.
And what action do you show?
I told you to turn upside down. But you destroyed a family!
The teacher shouldn't call me "Naughty monkey". That makes me angry.
I accidentally called you that.
Everyone knows I accidentally.
Just a small problem, and you try kill me? Open your mouth!
Wider!
Now I offer my life.
Bite! if you are not a coward.
Bite! Do it!
You want to kill me, right?
Why do you treat me like that?
Talk! Say something!
Why do you keep doing that? Deceive me! Challenge me!
Pain me! Torture me! Meet me!
It seems like days are reasoning our demons...
... must end.
Disperse.
"Disband"?
Does "dissolve" mean he wants to kill us?
Teacher!
Master!
I don't understand why Teacher does this?
But, please take this medicine first. From now on, I will obey.
What are you talking about? I don't punish you.
Teacher, you know.
My brothers and me, we are all one heart.
If the teacher punishes the sister apes, then my heart is also sick.
And my heart really hurts.
That's right, when I hit you, my heart really hurts.
Teacher, try it if you don't believe it.
When I punish you, my heart is also sick.
If I look for silk alone, I have arrived at it.
You don't help at all.
I can fight one hundred enemies in one action.
But I prefer to hide my power.
My Buddhist palm is very strong.
But I have to hide.
So you don't help me look for silk.
But I help you become useful and learn Buddhist teachings.
Are I clear in your ears?
Do you understand? / Yes, we understand.
Now enough. Think about what I said. Break up.
"A sinful ape! I will show you my Buddhist palm!"
You miss me?
The teacher's mind has reached a higher level.
He even teases Kera's brother.
Not the brother of Kera who he is embarrassing. But someone else.
Amitabha, Amitabha. / Teacher, you seem happy last night.
We are happy to see you happy.
But we won't tell you.
What are you doing?
The water runs out. Second Sister, get me water.
Why do I have to? How do you think about that?
Why aren't you just leaving? / Already, I'm leaving.
Excuse me. I just passed.
Can you ask for water to cook rice?
No need to ask. Just eat here.
I'm vegetarian.
Very lucky! We have vegetarian food.
We are also religious, we share the same path.
We used to share food.
You can stay after eating. We can exchange ideas.
He is sick, isn't it tasteful?
Forget it, we can cure it.
Not polite to refuse.
No need to cook! We eat here!
What about my porridge? I've prepared it since this morning.
Your porridge will be forfeited. Check the fire again.
O giver, your medicine is very effective.
My feelings have improved.
The three of them are my students are naughty.
Nice to meet you.
Don't be tempting.
Nice to meet you.
Fuck that, what good is that?
Wujing, what do you say?
I'm cooking porridge.
Teacher, what are you doing? "Good, good."
What are you doing?
Sorry, my student is stupid.
No problem. / If you may ask,...
... is there a demon here?
Teacher, don't scare me.
Where is the devil here. You're outrageous.
Why ask?
Actually we eradicate the devil.
I'm curious. Really?
You are very kind, we don't have anything to give.
We can only offer demons.
Really? You are so kind.
Unfortunately there are no demons here.
See my face? Hit me.
Come on, hurry up and do it!
If not, I hit you to death.
Really? Why?
Fucker!
I said hit me.
I request one more time. Hit me, bastard!
Are you crazy? / I'm not a bastard!
Surely you bastard. But I call him, not you.
Insolent!
You bastards consider me a teacher?
Get out of here!
Sorry about that.
You all come out.
He is kind enough to invite us to eat.
You hit his desk and asked him to hit you...
... and call him a bastard. Facing the wall.
Meditate on your actions. What are your contributions to the community?
Don't turn to you know.
Back!
We don't know yet. / Don't think about it anymore.
Back! / We are still pondering it.
No need, he caught me!
Scratching!
Lift!
Hurry up, lift it!
It's enough. You can stop now.
Teacher, it's time to show your palm.
You're very kind.
Long in legs!
I like it. / What are you doing?
I'm a spider! You must be kidding!
I'm a pig. I am not kidding.
Your refusal makes me stronger.
What is that sound? / Calm down, that's Wujing's voice.
Wujing, are you okay?
I'm exposed to poison, a little dizzy.
It seems like this is my time to move forward.
Eradicate the devil needs sincerity.
Guide them to virtue. Not violence.
Without a knife, a slaughterer can be a Buddha.
Stop!
Wukong, you're so rude.
Save your strength to help your brother.
Leave this to me.
Sister of the Monkey, be gentle.
Don't hurt his long legs. I just started with him.
Teacher, can I talk to him? / Shut up.
Release--
Beres, Teacher.
What? You killed him before I got a chance!
What is your box? / Teacher's life is in danger.
He can swallow you whole.
Luckily I quickly attacked. He died with one hit.
How many times do I have to say? Exterminate the devil by being educated.
You don't see the smile?
A smile? He smiled imagine eating you.
Embarrassing! The smile is so sincere.
My smile is even more sincere.
Guess: Do I love you? Or will it kill you?
Who are you? What can I do for you?
Do you see that? He is very handsome.
You almost exceed my good looks. You know that?
Of course. Do you mind? / Of course not, how about you?
What is the bald person doing there? / Was thinking.
What do you think? / Miss Duan.
Fuck who he thinks!
I can understand the tendency towards violence,...
... but he began to be outrageous.
Lying beside me, rocking and stroking,...
... ask if I miss him.
Just thinking about it makes me shudder.
That must be stopped. Why don't you just kill it?
You can't kill him, right?
You always dance to the rhythm. Forget it.
I will pull the tongue then tie it up!
What song did he sing?
He knows the Buddhist palm technique.
I'm not afraid.
If I break his arm, he can't do Buddha's palm.
Teacher, when did you stand there?
Just now. I came to check on you.
Calm down, I don't hear anything.
Teacher, why is your voice lost?
My voice isn't lost.
In this wilderness,...
... don't be noisy so you don't disturb other people.
Really? / Yes.
Have I ever lied to you?
Okay, you relax. I want semedi.
Buddha, my three students are difficult to manage.
Servant fails to teach them goodness.
I only memorized 300 children's songs. I am capable.
How can I continue?
Now Wukong plans to kill me,...
... and I lost my singing voice.
Have mercy on servants, Buddha.
Teach your holy Buddha palm servant.
Your followers will always be grateful.
I beg you.
Buddha, do you hear me?
Give a servant a sign.
Even farts can.
Pigs, since when were you there?
Just now, I didn't see anything. I also didn't hear anything.
The teacher is always nice to you, huh?
You know what you have to do.
What should I do?
I can only be myself.
I mean silence is gold.
Teacher, I just farted.
But all your threats and pressures make me burdened.
So that's how you play. Teachers know a lot of slaughterers.
Beware. / Understood.
Wukong, what are you thinking about?
You should be alert. / I want to feel...
... Holy Buddha's palm Master.
What are you talking about? What palm?
The teacher doesn't understand?
Only the two of us. I want to compare strength.
The teacher runs away?
♪ My child, why are you so bad? ♪
♪ Love to bother and cheat Why are you doing that? ♪
♪ Learn to be a good child ♪
♪ Connect closely, love. ♪
♪ Soften your heart / ♪ Damned bald, stop singing!
Fight me!
♪ Good boy ♪
Where to run? / OK.
If it's you, kuladeni.
So it's time to hit. / Wait, give me time.
I'm just playing games, Teacher.
To sweat.
You scared me to death.
What are you doing? / None of your business.
You're so handsome, brave.
Are you serious?
I curse me to be a pig if I lie.
What is the result? Do you rip him off?
Does the blood flow everywhere?
Wait, you really killed him?
You tricked me!
Wujing, have you learned what does it mean to "silence is golden"?
I just learned it.
Because you are poisoned, I have to pull you.
Stop flushing me.
I'm flu, my nose is runny.
Flu? Nonsense!
It's better to chop yourself then sell it on the market.
To reduce my problem.
Wukong, when can Wujing return to human form?
I don't know.
Teacher, do you really want to know?
No.
keRajaan Bi-Qiu
The minister has arrived!
Greetings, Your Honor.
Tang masters are prominent monks.
His attitude is graceful.
My admiration is very sincere.
Nice to meet you.
How did His Majesty know I came? I'm flattered--
Very flattered.
Teacher's reputation Tang preceded him.
And three of your brilliant friends are also amazing.
I heard you will pass here.
The king sent me to welcome you here.
Let's go to the palace.
We can chat there.
A good trick.
That's not how much.
Don't play tricks anymore. / Not me. I just shut up.
What have I done?
Bloom.
Your Honor, I'm confused. Is the trick intentional to look fake?
Teacher, we both know that in this world...
... magic tricks are illusions. Original or false is not important.
Let's walk.
Training yourself differently from playing tricks. This is critical.
The main thing is to fill your heart, Teacher.
You're worried.
What disturbs your mind?
There is someone in your heart.
You miss him. Can't forget it.
You are wrong, there is no one in my heart.
Studying humans is like having a religion.
Following your heart to keep you young.
People who can't be honest to themselves...
... is a hypocrite.
So I train myself. Follow my heart.
"Self-training" for you is--
Doing what I like.
Is this what your students here do on the sidelines of the lesson?
This is a game, the loser must kneel.
King taking pills rejuvenation lately.
Now the behavior is like a child.
He follows my advice to follow his heart.
The king is easily persuaded. Just lick him...
... you will be rewarded. I expect my share, of course.
That--
I joke. Do you think I'm serious?
Our concubines welcome you.
Impressive, I like it!
Your Majesty, honored guests have arrived.
My name is Tang. I passed your big country.
My three students and I salute.
Hug!
Extraordinary.
The king is more ridiculous than Master. / Impossible.
Nothing is more ridiculous than Teacher.
Hug!
Please follow the King's order.
Too late, he is very long.
Hug.
Follow your heart.
I heard you were the devil's exterminator.
That's right. / Don't believe, show your action.
His Majesty must be confused. Eradicate the devil is not an acrobatic trick.
You must follow my instructions.
Don't talk if I don't tell.
If you refuse, you insult my dignity.
I have to cut off your head for as a cross section of my night.
Great, this King gives _ his people like. My dream king.
Soldier, cut off his head.
Don't worry.
Really, prime minister?
The king is just kidding. / I understand.
It doesn't seem like that. / What isn't that?
Your Majesty, after I think about it. We can do a little show.
Apes, show some tricks.
Do you ask someone not important to comfort me?
That's an insult! Death penalty!
Don't remove me, I will appear.
Give me time, I'll come back later.
Do it!
Teacher, do you really want to appear? / Do I have a choice?
He can't pass.
What should we do?
Take it easy, just show Buddha's palm to them.
That's not a magic trick.
What if I turn into a teacher? I can appear in front of the King.
You just want to be close to the servants.
So the teacher will leave dozens of children here.
Come on, come on. Kepak, flutter.
Just like that, use compliance charms.
That again? That's an old idea.
That must be done, boss.
It's hard to think of new ideas again. Paste his forehead...
... then he will move following my movements.
Damn, cut off his head!
Will not. Curse me if I dance erotic again.
The teacher doesn't believe me? / Yes.
I sincerely help.
Really the Master doesn't trust me?
Yes. / If something goes wrong...
... Teacher can always stop me.
You won't fool me? / What do I look like a cheater?
Have I ever cheated Teacher? / Very often.
Right. The teacher is useless to us.
Good.
Stop it!
What does he do? Do you want to make me angry again?
Move.
Move aside.
What kind of dance is that?
I'm an erotic dance specialist. The teacher is not as good as me.
Where did he go?
Stop it. / Do not stop.
If you shout "stop" again, your head will be cut off.
The king jokes?
Serious teacher. If you shout so again, your head is beheaded.
OK, continue.
Incredible!
Great!
Teacher, is there another trick to your secret?
Get out! / Get out!
Get away again! / Get out again!
He slapped me.
He slapped me!
Fast! You have to go when the King cries.
Teacher, I've tried to help.
But what just happened, seems like...
... your reputation cannot be fixed.
Waiter.
This is some money. Who knows how useful it is on the trip.
Don't come here again until 8-10 years.
How can I receive this after what--
Forget it. Meeting is difficult. But separating is more difficult.
Maybe we won't meet again.
Take care of yourself, Tang Tang.
The Minister likes you. What do you think, Teacher?
You have a chance with him. I am jealous of you.
With your wisdom, you can still date.
Bad ape basics! You have no delinquency!
I thought it would be chaotic, but I didn't think my life was a bet.
Kneeling in front of me. I hit you until you want to kneel
Hit it! Ever thought how did it feel like being humiliated in front of people?
Now you know how feels like dancing like crazy.
You know how I feel.
You told me to kneel like a dog in front of you.
Do you know how embarrassing it is?
You're right. I tricked you.
So that the Teacher knows how it feels to be insulted.
I understand. Because you said all that...
... I will finish you with one slap. / Please!
I'm ready. I'd rather die than suffer like this.
I told you.
Treat others like how you want to be treated.
I'm sorry, I'm wrong.
Stop it. That doesn't work for me.
You are right, we must treat others as we want to be treated.
I punish you by telling you to dance, insult you in front of people.
Now I know how it feels to be insulted.
I wrongly called you "naughty ape."
I beat and scolded you all day.
I don't care about your feelings.
The problem is me, not you.
I am the one who spreads sadness.
Now I realize my mistake. Please forgive me this time.
Give me another chance, forgive me.
Master's conscience is finally moved.
You don't see what he did?
A master expert in tricks like this. This is "go backwards."
Recognizing mistakes at the right time...
... can win people's hearts.
Teachers often look stupid. But he knows how to manage risk.
Teacher...
... I've missed it.
Stand up.
Actually I care about you.
But I don't know how reveals it.
In the depths of my heart, I know how Teacher feels about me.
But, from now on don't ever ask me to dance crazy again.
Honest, Monkey. You're great about that.
Don't even think about it, Teacher.
Stop calling me "Teacher".
We swear to be a brotherly life.
From now on call me "brother".
Sister.
Look, Pig? That works!
They embrace. Great, isn't it?
It is forbidden to enter the palace, the violator is sentenced to death.
We only want to meet the King.
Teacher.
Why are you back?
Minister, after I think about it, I won't go in this situation.
I have to correct my reputation.
Teacher, go while you can.
If you come back, there will be a massacre.
I appreciate my reputation.
How can I become a good monk with a bad reputation?
How dare you come back!
Your Majesty, please calm down.
Tang monk wants to say something. / Your Majesty, please calm down.
What happened before was not my fault.
That is the act of my stubborn student.
I brought him here to apologize.
And while we are here, we will eradicate one or two demons.
Apes.
Hit me.
Yes, obscene basis. / Brilliant.
The king likes the game.
Ape Teacher, let me read the rules.
I don't think we will meet this life again.
Hit me.
harder!
Have you not eaten yet?
Move aside!
Danger!
Red Boy.
Apes.
Finally you reveal your true face.
From the start I already knew that there was something strange about you.
According to legend, you have Spear of Fire Clouds.
Following the fiery Gold Wheel! Suitable opponents.
So you're the Monkey King.
Show your tricks. Show your son.
cheat basis.
This is not how much.
Teacher, here.
Fire three levels! Feel this!
The castle was destroyed.
Destroyed!
Stupid apes, don't hide! Get out and face me.
My turn!
Please!
Gentlemen, are there earthquakes?
Please save me, I pee my pants.
Your Majesty.
Wait.
Let me just do it.
Cute little monster.
I have subdued, save it as a souvenir.
Will give you the afternoon and night until the devil is gone.
I'll do my best.
King.
Your Majesty!
Thank you, dear guest.
Finally our King has returned.
We prepare luxury gifts for you.
Please see for yourself.
3000 palace concubines.
Choose what you like. / All for me?
Too little? Please take my throne too.
Calm down, Your Honor.
His Majesty offers...
... a servant for your trip.
Apparently so. / Thank you generosity, but I--
We don't accept gifts like that.
Women make us seriously ill.
Leave them to me, see how bad I am doing to him.
The fish is dry. Give your saliva.
Your saliva smells. / Don't be picky.
Teacher, please accept them.
At least one or two people. / Good.
Don't hurry, I can handle them one by one.
If Your Majesty insists, may I suggest something?
Can you free them?
No problem. Whoever wants to go, please.
You won't be blamed. I promise.
Your Majesty.
You're too much. / I want to cry. They--
They are ugly and greedy.
A person can eat a cow for breakfast.
You go, you are free.
We like to be concubines. Why do we have to go?
Goddamn you bald monk, who do you think you are?
If you screw up, we tear you apart. / Do you think we're useless?
We sacrifice ourselves at the love altar!
Tang monk, come out! Protect our love!
Look! They love you so much.
I'll kick your cock!
I'm sorry. / You will never have children.
Calm down, you can stay.
I want to die.
That one, that one-- / Me?
You're the one in black behind.
I've never seen it before.
He is a newcomer. A singer.
What is your name?
Felicity. / Because you are a singer,...
... sing a song to accompany Teacher's departure.
Good.
As a monk, I say goodbye.
♪ Yesterday, today ♪
♪ The past has passed ♪
♪ Without makeup ♪
♪ Colors fade ♪
♪ Throughout history ♪
♪ Eternal love ♪
♪ Your love waits for you to return ♪
♪ Wander over the clouds ♪
♪ Love hurts ♪
♪ Giving birth sadness ♪
♪ In this world ♪
♪ The fate is eternal ♪
♪ Release ♪
♪ We can't unite ♪
♪ Is this our fate? ♪
Good! He is a talented artist.
Teacher.
Why?
His Majesty asks if you want Felicity to accompany you.
Not allowed!
I will go west looking for sutra and educate myself.
He can't afford to go through difficult trips.
I have burned incense and prayed to Buddha.
I am a devout Buddha. / We challenge the weather with a little food.
A young woman cannot resist that.
I'm not afraid, I'm from a poor family.
Since I was a child I did homework.
I'm used to suffering. / Great!
Really touching words.
She is a girl.
Can sing, dance, cook, and wash.
Very useful at home and on the trip.
But-- / Really you don't want it?
Yes.
You won't regret it? Will not.
Teacher, please think about it first.
I ask again. You don't want it?
Yes! / Seriously?
Do you want a girl this beautiful? You freak.
Minister, please arrange this.
I want the girl to be cleaned then take it to my room.
As soon as possible.
Your Honor?
We say goodbye now.
Waiter, take him out. Help the fish too.
You, come with me.
If you suffer.
You know the pain of all beings.
If you are firm You know how to release it.
If you care about others, you know how to forget it.
That is the essence of spiritual achievement.
But I--
I'm just an ordinary human.
Starting.
The teacher returns again.
Teacher, you ruined your trip. What difficulties do you encounter?
After I consider it, I will accept the king's gift.
Allow Felicity to join with me on my journey.
The king can do that, right?
Yes, but--
But what? / Last night, I'm related to Felicity.
Just like this, just choose another one.
Teacher, sorry, but I can't do anything.
If that's the case, I still don't mind.
His Majesty has liked Felicity.
I'm even more honored. / Really you don't mind?
Yes.
You don't mind, but I object.
Actually, Last night Felicity refused.
He refused to be a concubine.
He chooses to die rather than do it.
In that case-- / Yes! I lied to you!
Then why?
Yesterday I asked eight times, and you refused eight times too.
Now you go back and change your mind.
How stupid!
Don't be too emotional.
Place the sling. / All the women in the concubine's residence...
... as if struck by lightning.
But this one is beautiful.
Do you want to give that one?
Right. / You bastard!
Now the Teacher has made a decision...
... and Felicity refuses to be a concubine, let's continue to the happy ending.
Maid, bring Felicity here.
Thank you, Your Honor. / I don't agree with this.
Felicity me.
Teacher, drink water.
You were first./ You're very kind.
Ape, what are you doing? / Piss!
In front of women? Why are you? Go there!
Felicity-- / Teacher, come with me.
Don't want to. / What?
You have to come along. / Wait a minute, please.
My dear. / Who are you?
I'm Second Sister.
My handsomeness is incomparable isn't it?
When reflecting, my good looks make me stunned.
Second Sister, brother Kera is watching you.
You're bad too, huh.
Don't expect you to fool me.
Very extreme! Miss, please get a whip.
Whip me, my law.
Insult me, beat me, get rid of me.
You laugh at me.
Third Sister, you cough, drink a little water.
What is blocking your nose?
It's more comfortable!
So you can return to human by sneezing.
Say, you are so heavily drawn.
Teacher, try to pee a little.
Make a puddle for see your reflection.
I'm handsome, do you mind?
I feel annoyed for several days.
You don't even have hair.
Beautiful Felicity. Why is he more choosing you than being a queen?
Do you think?
That's because he's a devil, he plans to devour you.
Don't do that! / Sorry.
Why not say from the beginning? The stealth is various.
Some easy to prove, some difficult.
So you have no proof.
Finding the proof is not that difficult.
Her beauty makes you blind.
Approach him. Do I need to tell you how?
Aren't you a professional demon hunter?
What are you looking for? / Mirror.
I have one mirror.
It emits light.
The bronze mirror is very bright!
Is it broken? / It's not broken.
The base of a bad ape, are you finished?
Don't pay attention to him, I help you comb.
What are you doing?
Devil's blood will evaporate in the mirror.
That's impossible! / Nothing happened.
Shut up, exterminate the devil! / Already! He is not a demon.
Where are you from? / I am from Rivermouth village.
Rivermouth Village. It is behind that hill.
There is never a devil who has a family.
I dare you take me there! / Good!
Rivermouth Village
Felicity, for a long time you didn't visit.
Mother, I followed a monk to the west to find the book of silk.
See how good his family is? Apologize to them.
Apologize? Do not expect!
Father!
Young devils, you hire a lot of players.
It is impossible to take a small fee.
I don't know what your problem is but please let my mother go.
Forgive my family.
Don't be lustful! Let her go.
The teacher likes that woman, but he still loves you too.
Don't be jealous. / Jealousy?
Can you shut up?
Quickly run!
How many times do I have to say?
He is a devil. They conspire to hurt you.
They are three generations of family! And you keep slandering them!
You're the one who will hurt people.
You're the devil. / Do you trust him more than me?
Yes. / Good.
Then I'll kill him!
How dare you hit me like a devil?
All the women I like, including Miss Duan, you killed everyone.
He finally says it.
So you still remember. / Of course I remember.
I will always remember. From the way you beat him to death!
I think you consider me a brother.
Brother?
Since I was stuck with crazy assassins like you.
I have to pretend to get along with you!
I hope you go to hell. Cursed forever!
OK. If you are not my friend anymore,...
... then you are my enemy.
We have indeed become enemies _ from the start.
Get out!
Go as far as possible, while I am still kind enough.
So you are being kind?
You all hear.
All these demon killings on this journey , I did it for him.
My headaches, scars all over my body.
All of this is because of his actions.
How come my debt has been paid off.
Whatever the debt to me, doesn't need to pay.
From now on, our bond as a teacher and student ends!
Big Sister Apes! / Let him go.
Father.
How is your family?
They have recovered, they will be fine.
Don't blame yourself.
Who is Miss Duan?
He is also a devil hunter.
We face live or die together.
Actually I love him. But don't dare to admit it.
Until one day the ape killed him.
And it's too late. I disappointed him.
If you like someone else again, will you disappoint him again?
There isn't much I want in this world,...
... just meet the right guy,...
... get married, have children. / Have children...
... and stay somewhere.
And that man is you.
Teacher, this is an emergency! Sister Kera is raging.
He kills everyone, we can't stop it!
Wunang, WuJi, look for survivors. / Mother! Father!
Father! Mother!
You laugh after kill many people?
You have been possessed by a demon!
They are all demons! You don't believe me.
I just killed the last one, and my job was finished.
Don't force me!
Do you want to sacrifice for the sake of protecting the devil?
Yes! Don't hope you can hurt someone I love.
You have been possessed by a demon! Get away.
Evil apes, that's enough!
Is it enough? Do you want to die? Good.
My child, my child-- / My child, my child...
... why are you so naughty?
I will sing it for you.
Buddha palm? Good.
Buddha palm? You can't do it!
You don't believe me, motherfucker?
Please don't hit your teacher. I beg you.
Really touching.
I'll kill you first.
Basic bald useless.
Don't hit him! I admit, I'm ablis.
I am a devil, my original form is a skull.
I juggle this village.
Do you need to hear it again?
My lover and I were cheated on by mountain dwellers.
My lover ran away leaving me. I'm hurt.
Robbers raped me and left me to die.
I turned into a stack of bones.
But my grief never dies.
I'm no more than a bone.
I'm sorry.
For Heaven's sake! Teacher is dead! We can forget the book!
Hurray!
Case closed! It was great!
Minister.
That stupid ape is no match for us. He even finished off his own Master.
See how Buddha rages in the western sky.
Shut up!
I have a dream.
I want all the monsters and demons in this world to show their true form.
Felicity, come out. Show yourself.
Your strategy for sowing disputes is smart.
I know you like that monk.
You follow your heart.
Heading the way for great good.
So is this the Legendary Monkey King? Funny!
Want bananas? This.
Well, we can keep him.
Why not! / Six hands.
Good.
My turn.
Demon King? I just coughed and you were scared.
I am your new teacher.
It's better to obey me, or I hit.
So finally you show your fox tail.
My tail? No, I still hide it.
Monks, you who expose yourself.
Because of the demon skull, your world desire is back?
Felicity hasn't lost her virtue.
He can still be reincarnated.
Your strategy to divide, but we have a counter strategy.
You think we were fooled by Felicity.
Thinking he could make me quarrel with apes.
But you underestimate the ape's view.
Devil skull falsifies his village, and we pretend to be caught in your trap.
We work on you to reveal yourself.
One more thing. I'm actually very wise.
Wise?
Make yourself comfortable with your illusions.
Let's see your ability.
Attack!
OK.
Teacher, hold my tail!
Felicity! Watch Out! Stay away!
I am the Monkey King! Devil, you can't run away!
Bad monkey, he's a stupid monk, is he willing to die for him?
Teacher, he says you are stupid. He knows you very well.
Don't listen to him, I'm very wise!
You can't run away. / Do you think you can fight me?
Ape, your enemy is here!
Buddha!
Even Buddhas are invited! You showed your origin.
That is impossible. He is an impersonator!
Yep, it looks like he has a nose and chin.
Apes, you have felt the power of the Buddha.
Get close to the full effect!
Okay, feel my stick!
There are no waves that can defeat the East Sea!
Teacher, take refuge in my ears.
Two Buddhas.
Apes!
The golden Heriang bird is eternal, you train yourself on my side,...
... but you don't understand.
No wonder you spread fear in the world.
Buddha, I live for you.
I am with you for years.
But have you ever noticed me?
Don't talk anymore. Golden Heriang bird eternal, show yourself. Go!
Stand up, Felicity.
I will expel your devil.
Too many demons in my body,...
... even if you save me,...
... I'm not sure it won't hurt humans again.
You exterminate the devil, and I am a devil.
Free my soul.
He is right.
The wound is too deep, he will burn.
Felicity.
The biggest barrier on earth is love.
He is always in your heart. He filled it.
If only...
... my tracks are still in your memory. I will be very happy.
Don't look at me. Clean up your own problem.
I don't want to be accused of killing your girlfriend again.
Let's go.
I really love you. Do you love me?
Sorry, my heart doesn't have space for anyone.
I'm so stupid.
I already know, but still ask.
Felicity.
I will send you your chase.
Don't think about it anymore.
Teacher, we have to talk. Really you like Felicity?
I said, really do you like Felicity?
Of course not, you're the only one in my heart.
Only me?
Brother Kera, your head covering was once owned by Miss Duan.
Her memories make her consider you Miss Duan.
You can see from the smile. / Impossible.
Really?
You don't trust me?
Has he ever touched your heart?
Of course not, that's a stupid question. Do you think I will say yes?
You women always ask the same thing.
You too, you lowly man!
Lowers!
This can't be left,...
... I have to take the head cover or he will ask again.
What are you doing?
Give it a head covering. / You are crazy? You give to me.
Not suitable for you, makes you look bad.
It should say that, just take it. / Leave it! Do not run.
I give it to you. / No, you just said you would.
Right, I said I would. / But you haven't given it yet.
Not yet? Are you sure?
I'm sure! Just believe it once.
Come on.
Wait a minute, maybe there are additional scenes.
No need to wait, there are no additional scenes.
Make sure your items are taken, the right exit, thanks.
Large films always have extra scenes.
This is not a big movie, so it doesn't exist.
I repeat, this is not a big movie, there are no additional scenes.
If this is a big movie, it will be there.
Translator: Agent Nas