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My name is Jeanne Claire.
I am 38 years old,
have two wonderful children
and of course the perfect father.
He is a dentist and handsome as a god.
Like all partners, we have a problem, but in the end we always get along.
I have thought a lot about us.
The separation of two months has opened my eyes.
For years I wasn't there for you.
It's always about children.
You really imagine the opposite.
I finally started the pelvic floor muscles.
I have changed. Marry me.
I have to know someone.
- Huh? - I have to know someone.
You mean... another woman?
- She is pregnant. - What?
- Who is pregnant? - It will be a man.
- How long? - From me.
- Something from me? - No, from me.
- Ah, from you. - Yes. I will place it in front of children.
- What? - We hire lawyers.
- As usual. - Anton.
I want joint custody.
- Sorry, I understand... - Jeanne.
- What does that mean? - I have to go.
My name is Jeanne Claire, 38 years old
- My life is a nightmare. - Mummy!
Fortunately, I have my angels, Paul and Lau.
Hugging!
Do I also have a second room and more toys?
Joint custody? I prefer to speak out.
We expect a record temperature for Christmas.
France is flooded, and soon Paris.
In the afternoon, thunderstorms and big storms.
Due to weather warnings, all dikes are locked.
As a child I am afraid of storms.
Don't worry, you will get sole custody after all.
That's Marcelle, my great neighbor. He is not afraid of anything.
I have one night experience. I can still vomit.
But no one forces you to get drunk.
You don't even drink alcoholic vertr beer?
What if I see it again?
Maybe Merlin found an extraordinary night.
Your items.
Let's push you. Don't forget, Daddy picked you up.
I am an architect.
I do my dream school, my biggest project.
- Please wait. - No. Press the button.
"Building with positive energy," good day?
Finally I can take refuge in my office.
- Jeanne. - Hey
You must immediately go to the site.
- What? - The boss is prevented.
Don't make a loss.
You have to work control, with...
Monsieur... Kracovik.
Come on. Are you with boots?
- Ah, Merlin! - Oh...
- I think for the elevator. Coffee? - Thank you very much.
Kiss, my beauty.
I have to go.
Promised. See you later.
- Let's drink. - With pleasure.
That is my one-night stand.
Hello, Jane.
Alles before?
Married, married, female.
Bad things just happen.
Do you want to drink coffee?
Come on.
There are days when it's better to stay in bed.
Can we help you?
Are you lost?
watch beautiful, wet and muddy!
Need boots?
Let's start.
Intestine.
So I...
So this works...
I mean, the installation is not run professionally.
Is this a mess? As you can swim when washing your hands.
But what, really fits the concept of green.
Kracovik, is it on every floor, so?
- Water... - What? "Some water comes out"?
I take that loss. Drive back to the office.
No, the boss asked me...
They speak so again. What is wrong with you?
That... I...
It's time... Sorry.
Wait a minute. Wait.
- Hello? - Yes?
- Does your lawyer call? - No but...
What is this?
Sorry, I won. We will share custody.
Our baby will come! Contractions begin one in five.
We are all happy.
You must take up to four children.
- I'm being... - Honestly, look at this.
- You tell children. - Wait, how about Christmas?
- We must agree. - I want him to be with me.
The baby is coming! Salute!
Jeanne, I don't want to interfere, but Kracovik has been repaired.
Now, make a loss?
- Jeanne. What... - Let me...
I have to pick up the kids, leave.
My name is Jeanne Claire. With the man I've finished.
Certainly messing up the judge.
He tramples me.
Make all types, that's all. Anyway, you know that.
Stop it, it's ridiculous.
Flash hasn't met you yet.
My father is right. Without a tail, you are nothing.
- Nothing at all. - I left my sex date.
- You're afraid, I'll stay. - No.
- Everything is good. I just need... to sleep. - Sleep?
Hugging!
No no No!
Stay outside. Go into your room.
Leave me alone.
Are you okay, ma'am?
I, uh... That is climate change, nothing else.
But now it will play. Thank you, children.
Just relax. Everything will be alright.
"Paulo is there now.
He believes in basketball again. "
One two three.
Is he there now?
- What? Who? - Did he come out?
- What? - Has he arrived?
- Who? What? - Babies.
- My sister. - Ah...
Yes, he is there. It looks like a very big baby.
- Yes! Yes! - Holt your cornflakes before.
Mama comes.
School. You have to get dressed.
Dress for school.
Not suitable.
That never matches.
Does he fit there? He stands out.
Sweet,
I wish you a beautiful day... with father.
See you next week, okay?
Mama loves you. Mother encourages you.
- Is everything okay? - Everything is good.
Everything is amazing.
Hello, Monsieur, this is me, Jeanne.
I can't come to work today.
No, not because of that. I have a fat virus.
Maybe not fat, but substantial.
I will say Monday if everything goes well. The latest.
Bye
Mme Claire, Dr. Pace Thursday but there is no office.
This is very, very urgent.
Will you not tell me what happened?
No no No.
I have a son who logs.
You must call me before.
Then I go down, take the rose, and finish.
Jane? Alles klar, Jeanne?
We see you, okay?
- Adam, Jeanne. Jeanne, Adam. - Good afternoon.
You really aren't good, huh?
- You're great, thank you. - You too. Goodbye for now.
maybe you will have something very strong to drink?
In your condition? Choose vegetable juice.
A glass of wine drops you.
Things with prisoners make you really ready.
You wreck.
Who paid you, so you went around like that?
To be honest, this skirt is terrible.
Marcelle.
- I think I have a penis. - Oh really?
No, no fun. I have a tail.
Bullshit.
- Do you want to see it? - Yes, right.
I know, disgusting, disgusting, disgusting. I want to get rid of it.
Then, just release it.
Are you crazy?
- What... - It hurts so much!
- What is this? - Do I have to die?
- Clean the way! - But you can't.
- Release it! - Does not work!
My mother.
- Bullshit. - Be natural.
Of course, please!
- And then... - Good night.
- I gave him nothing to do. - No...
- But - Hello.
How are you?
Bring him already.
Stop smoking, girls.
We then go out and discuss everything there, huh?
Na the. That.
Can I see it again?
Wow...
I just saw it correctly.
I am very surprised and scared.
- He isn't like the others. - So?
He is unique.
Quite unique.
Certainly not baroque, but not classic...
What can I say? A little Scandinavian furniture.
The lines are so clean and beautiful sparkling.
I found it in heaven.
Now he is no longer there, because of the cold.
When I imagined, after a hot shower... incredible.
- Jeanne. Do you think it works? - Shut up.
It's very dirty.
Female head with male gender.
What you can do everything. I am jealous of you.
If only I die.
What woman doesn't want to know what that is?
- I refuse. - You are a mutation and superhero.
Become a kind of cross with bisexual nature. This gives it.
Oh yeah, there are oysters and snails.
This is our food: antibiotics, pesticides, genetic engineering.
Fish has two heads, you are just a dick.
Penis. Come on.
Throw yourself. I'm sure you can fly.
- I'm a monster, and you... - Are you not a monster.
You are Joan of Arc of modernity.
- Bullshit. - But
- Maybe it grows me. - Do you think so?
- And other women. Tomorrow, who knows? - Do you think?
That's why Jeanne's hair grows on her chin.
- You are a Urexemplar prototype. - Yes?
Is that clear to you? Hey, girl!
Girls! They say we need to be respected!
We show! We push them in the ass!
Madame?
Madame.
- Mrs. Claire wherever you want? - I need Dr. Pace.
You can't clean easily.
It's about life and death. I have to see a doctor.
I will give you an appointment. A beautiful hat.
- This is important. - I will see. Wednesday will leave.
What is that?
Mme Claire, come back!
but it doesn't explode only here. Marinette!
I have to show you something. But don't tell anyone.
I am subject to confidentiality. But we don't have an appointment.
Suddenly it happened yesterday morning.
And now it's sick.
When.
Don't move.
- Is this the water? - Yes.
This is water.
- Doctor? - I take leave.
- See you tomorrow. - Why?
- Promised. - I have waited for two hours.
- OK. You are welcome. - Yes?
- There is a solution for everything. - Yes?
- A disaster. - You scared me.
Obviously must read: Now don't panic. Everything is alright.
- I am confident. - Oh?
- Very confident. - Maybe psychosomatic?
In rare cases, severe shocks can even attack certain organs.
However, if this is psychosomatic, then a lot of fun.
- Is this a new pill? - Obviously not, definitely not.
- Can you take hormones? - Oh no, no, no.
Are there other cases? His mother, grandma?
But how do you say that, Doctor? Spin?
Don't complain, I'm looking.
- Do you say we can do it? - What is he?
- You're welcome. - That won't work.
There are gender changes. I want one.
- You're welcome. - This one is very clear:
Interventions that are so serious are very painful.
Just because it happened so suddenly. He can grow back immediately.
Ow! Now don't bite me!
- I went crazy. - Tell me about that!
Please contact Mme Claire.
This is really not my field of expertise.
- Hm? - I will send you to a specialist...
Oh no. No one can know about that.
Everyone will chase me.
I'm not just the mother of the circus.
You are my obstetrician. You have to help me.
- I ask you. - Make it easy to relax.
He can disappear because it has appeared.
When? I can live another day like that.
- That makes me disgusted. - Understood.
I can't touch it.
Also... too... too...
Please calm down, ma'am.
I ask you. Have you ever been a stuffed animal?
Yes why?
- What is it called? - Pinpin Monsieur.
- A rabbit? - Why?
To call him Monsieur Pinpin.
That reminds you of your friends.
- But he loves, does not want evil? - He used to be.
If you touch it, you think you touch Pinpin rabbit.
Now let me go.
- Let's check him times. We must. - Real?
Everything works normally. It's comfort.
It was very interesting.
It feels like a grenade before... explodes.
That's normal.
Forgive the expression, but the small Pinpins bag is full.
- Need to exit. - Impossible.
- I'm afraid. - You are welcome?
- I'm afraid. - But now...
I have Pinpin between legs for 50 years.
He was never bitten.
- But I'm not human. - Do not be afraid.
Open Pinpin, and go!
- That's los, los. - Good.
- He remains soft, is this normal? - There is nothing normal.
Listen, maybe that helps:
Think of something that makes you excited.
Madame? What I have to do here.
Imagine, you...
- In the chalet... - Yes.
In front of the fireplace. Warm and comfortable.
- What is this? - Uh, no.
Interesting man...
put a coat in front of you.
Ojen.
He growls...
- And? - There is no.
- Nothing? - I think it's disgusting.
A woman?
He moves.
- What is this woman? - It stands in tall boots.
With a lustful smile.
And now...
- Be careful. - Yes?
He spreads his legs...
And you... and you...
Jeanne?
I have everything covered with sperm.
Well, I'm waiting in the living room.
Mme Claire, I'm tired.
I'll call you if I have your blood, okay?
Please send me sick for quite a long time.
But you are not sick.
You have time until Monday. Life goes on.
Stand up. With momentum.
Here it is, Madame. Good. Don't go there.
- What do I do now? - Buy more pants.
And treat Pinpin. Several times a day.
- Everything will be fine. - Sure, Doctor?
- You look very helpless. - What. That is not me.
- Do you reach by telephone? - Clean.
- Yes. - Yes? Then I'll call.
Positive. Positive thinking. Goodbye.
- Wow, it looks very strong. - And if so.
Stop complaining. This is great, what happened to you.
You have a turbine between the two legs.
- Sch... - Turn on the village.
There are no rules, no spirals, tampons, no menopause.
Maybe rest again, not too bad.
- And you can lay it off. - Ah.
- and so on. - Sch.
That's sharp.
If you have to, you take it out and urinate.
- Sch... - Hey. Hey, hey.
The journey has just begun.
You will have fun, you focus.
- This is Merlin. - Run away.
- Hello? - Ja, hallo, Jeanne. Hello.
Still silent. Sorry for disturbing, but I have no choice.
The decrease is due to, disaster.
To avoid further delays,
we need to bring customer promises on Tuesday.
How to recalculate?
- How can I say... - What?
- I'm on sick leave. - Jeanne.
Herbal suppositories and start working.
- That won't be enough... - Tuesday, it's not negotiable.
- Once a jerk... -... always jerk.
Are you serious?
Pst.
Jeanne, look at me.
- Down between my legs. - What?
All is well?
Everything is good?
I have to go. I can't do it anymore.
Oh shit, that's it.
Phew, so I have to keep my distance. Don't lose weight, right.
- Hello? I can barely hear you. - This is Jeanne.
- I feel bad. - I didn't hear anything.
- If the tail is? say "tail" -.
I'm not, I'm confused.
That will be fine. Drink something.
- And what? - It doesn't matter, 'nen Whiskey, double.
- Hello? I don't listen. - I hope...
It's impossible, I'm afraid.
Ding Ding Weapon...
CHANGE OF CHANGE SEX
Au.
Jeanne? Jeanne.
What are you doing?
What is this?
You are sick.
- Very hot. - Who is it, then?
Pinpin.
- I'm afraid... - Slow. I don't understand anything.
Since this morning, he's red, purple. A completely new color.
I can't imagine that. Send a photo.
It's burning...
- Oh yeah, that's... - HervΘ, baby.
- I think... - DC, treasure, phone calls.
Only swollen. It will pass.
But now calm, damn it!
- cream with ointment. - ointment?
Cream Give him one, then everything returns to normal.
Good luck.
I love you.
Mother, we miss you.
I hope to see you again tomorrow.
Yes, me too.
- Good day. - kiss, I love you.
Tomorrow afternoon? Damn.
When I cook, I think of sex.
When brushing my teeth, I think of sex.
No matter what I do, I think of sex.
And if I don't do anything, then...
- Really, if you are a man? - I also have such thoughts.
If this happens to me, I will issue it all.
Once I have time, I will call Adam, and bang.
I have one, I let myself blow every day in front of the television.
Full asocial, Marcelle.
I don't have time anymore.
Children come tomorrow, I have to work again.
- What do I do? A disaster. - What.
Do it like this: You attract enough, do it on women.
No one remembers what.
All men must wear skirts.
Only pants that wear dork with tails between their legs.
Do you smoke? Are you full of surprises.
Not a habit.
- And if he surprises me again? - As?
You know, yesterday, there...
When I sit on the metro, and there is a woman...
Which isn't even beautiful. He sits a little too close.
Are you sharp? Do you get 'nen standing at work?
This is no longer me, Marcelle.
You don't understand that.
As well as women?
One type is never alone, always in pairs. He and his tail.
Schwanzschrubben finished.
Come on, now tell me everything. What about Pinpin?
This is great, trust me.
Very funny and a bit strange.
Funny, difficult...
and light.
Yes, how do I say it?
Weights lead with wings.
That's so cool. And when you...
Compared to us?
That's funny. I don't remember how that was before.
That's crazy, it's like...
Black hole.
Eh, and second to Pinpin, you know...
With Pinpin, as if...
As if you brushed a burnt pan, you know?
You rubbel, and then crust dissolves.
- Yes. - If it's late, you rejoice.
- You are satisfied. - Content, yes.
You rubbel until it shines. The more, the more you wait.
Finally you rubbel without knowing the reason.
You rubble, rubbelst...
Rubbelst... Without end, huh?
And suddenly: boom.
Do you understand? As...
- Like a free tube. - As a pipe.
The only problem is, it's only temporary.
You want to start over again.
- You want it again and again. - You will enter old age.
Maybe not.
What do you do in your hands?
- Stop looking at me so horny. - But Marcelle...
- Yes? - We are great neighbors.
And you stand at Versautes and everything is new.
You said you like Pinpin.
Sure, I think Pinpin is great. This is not a problem.
Instead of turning to a man.
- Stop it. - Can't you see? I have pressure.
- But - Marcelle...
Hey, hey, Jeanne, hello! Stop doing that.
I wake up Pinpin, I like women, no problem.
But not together, that's too much. I thought I'd be crazy.
You never sniffed!
"Building with positive energy," good day.
Ah yes, very much. He called him back.
I will contact again.
- Good afternoon. - Day. Do you still go to this party?
Uh, no.
- Are you having an accident? - Small problems, not bad.
Goodbye.
- The box is crowded. - As.
Sweet, NEN bought you a comb and made me a latte.
I'm sorry? Do you have a problem? A little more respect.
Shut your mouth. Shut up.
Go.
And you with a stupid fly, show me this is a jerk.
Bravo.
Hello, Jeanne, uh...
Uh... The boss is waiting for you in the office.
Because of his mother, he doesn't get better.
- Does this mean? - He died, Jeanne.
I have issued those documents, not too complicated.
It is important that we pass the 4th building.
Otherwise we are at the end. Be finished....
- We can't give up now. - Good afternoon, Sir.
- Condolences. - Yes, good afternoon, Jeanne. You are welcome.
Jeanne represents me, watching everything. with you.
You will be a good team.
- No. - Please do not.
- Not all of them. - We do not.
Can you stop that?
- Better not. - I like working with Jacques.
- Jacques does it. - He knows where it is.
- No but.
But Jacques did not know the project.
Jeanne has made a design and plan.
But Jacques... He still has more practical experience.
- I sit in the office but only... - He's an office mouse.
- Jacques... - Ja...
Enough! Stop now!
You are there. Wake up and shake hands.
And you work together.
Build now.
Give yourself help.
- You are there. Thank you. - So alright.
Sorry.
- I'm sorry. - Jeanne?
- You can do it easily. - Good of you.
What else are you okay?
- Dan. - And?
Oh Jeanne, I didn't bite it.
I just want to know, I don't know, you look so...
- Strange. - Who am I? How?
I am in top condition. Everything is good.
I see. I only have feelings.
Uh, so...
Because I have a question, like a bastard. Because of the amount.
For tomorrow's meeting. How many?
- This is a surprise. - Understood.
In this life there is a lack of surprises.
And the surprise is important, so...
La, he, he... Stay here.
- What a shame? - "My beloved"...
Extraordinary.
It must wait. I can't at this time.
- Bad. - "It must wait"...
We talk later if...
I'm not...
Almost... almost killed us.
Such stupid bastards!
- Stay here! - nerves!
- Don't come out. - asshole!
Switch kindly to your brain!
- Or take the Metro! - Jeanne, alright.
- Is that clear? - Nothing happens.
Excuse me.
- I'm sorry. - He acts weird.
- Does not mean serious. - Yes.
All is well? I can't know.
Ah... Jeanne, Jeanne.
- You know, what do we do now? - No.
keep a safe distance. As if we were surrounded by barbed wire.
Everything.
- Do you see it? - Be accepted.
- Oh, oh, oh... - Ja?
We... we...
There is a waste problem. We need to replace the pipe.
- Are you kidding me? - So...
- The decline was three days ago. - I...
- Head jumps, we all work hard. - So, if I...
- Misfortune never comes alone. - If I...
- What now? - How can I find out?
- This damage occurs so suddenly. - May I...
- Beautiful help. - Not my problem.
"Are nuns? What are nuns?"
Maybe you want to listen to me.
In my opinion. We listen.
I want to say that it's all taken into account.
I have the security margin provided.
Ah, the amount you did not contact.
- As I said, a surprise. - Ah right.
Hey, hey, hey!
How about a safe distance, barbed wire?
In theory, I must be penetrated.
What's wrong with you? You must be difficult.
- I'm good. - But it won't work, no.
There is no difference in front of the team. That's number one rule.
Sorry if I repeat.
Now you make an estimate.
- Are you crazy? But he's done! - Ah, okay.
Marcelle, Marcelle, Marcelle. Bekamst du meine SMS?
- What are you doing? - Can you take care of children?
- What? - I demand a lot from you, huh.
I have to be sure to work.
I can't be blamed. It's up to Pinpin.
He is really crazy. What are you doing there?
- Yes. You scared me. - Hot... Thank you.
I have to go. Thank you, thank you. Goodbye.
My sacrum is blocked.
Hello.
Do you see?
So good when I bow.
But then it doesn't continue.
So it's still going well, but when I...
- The see you haven't. - That is not me.
- You have to go. - This is Pinpin.
You have to make love. I have one for you.
- What are you saying? - That you are Trans Trans.
- A transvestite? - Excuse me, so...
You act like a man.
- I'm not a man! - Sch.
OK?
I am a caring mother... with male gender.
- Big difference. - Yes.
- Are tight clothes worn? - Stop it.
Sorry sir.
My Lord!
Jeanne?
Jeanne, I...
Damn, oh no!
The other?
- Want another? - Uh... Yes.
This is really crazy.
Joe, Joe...
Nobody knows. Can I trust you?
Yes, I am silent like a tomb. I will never know.
Will still not believe.
I also have a secret.
- Oh yeah? - Yes.
Yes, but... Not as big as...
as your secret, but...
I am still a virgin.
Wow.
- I know. - Excuse me.
I am sure I am the only one of all staff.
But no. I am not meaningful enough....
I have... never done it.
- Pinpin So a hat has never been done before. - Ah, ah like that.
I am a mother and a virgin.
- Half virgin. - Well...
That makes half a virgin operate. This improves statistics.
- Jeanne, is... - Hm?
And?
- Do you think we... - No.
- we both think it's not the same? - No.
- Maybe yes.
- Oh, and. Dan. - Oh, and.
And if I don't bring it? Maybe I'm bad.
- I don't know how to do it. - I'm just as bad.
- So? - So... we succeed.
I'm sorry, oh dear.
I don't know what he has. Forgive me.
Oh, excuse me.
- Maybe I don't like Pinpin. - No, surely not.
Wait, I'll be back soon.
Of course I sleep.
What should I do otherwise? Wait a minute.
Second.
Don't let the action be corrected.
- Your head is connected to Pinpin. - Isn't he.
If you run a marathon and think about 42 km,
You are finished, in the end, dead, ko
Focus on the steps. Step by step, right?
I am doing, but he is not obedient. Do you understand?
Pinpin isn't a problem, but your head.
I think he... was under great pressure, so it failed.
His head. Think of the chalet, that woman.
Tall boots.
Animal fur.
Wait for ChΘrie. Not what you think.
Joe?
- Have you ever run a marathon? - Uh, no.
Introduce yourself...
A chalet.
Then...
Thank you very much!
Thank you, thank you. It's amazing what you have done for me.
Not worth talking about.
But times say...
How do you find my rhythm? Are you satisfied?
The main thing we do.
Yes, but what do you think...
speed and...
movements and everything...
- I'm not a virgin, I... - Okay, baby.
- I... - There you like it.
This is crazy, really crazy.
It is believed that some things will never happen.
And then what is it. It's as if I'm in prison.
When I will serve a sentence forever.
Really innocent. Life imprisonment.
And now, Jeanne... That madness.
Now I can say.
Um... Jeanne?
Wow, your mother is very beautiful.
Oh, you said it well.
- You look really great. - Did you find one?
Mother, we're late!
- Hopps. - You can't use it yet.
I always eat my spinach.
- I don't have teeth cleaned. - You have not signed yet.
We don't have school bread.
Everything flows in vain.
Wake up.
I see. Now I hope you have fun at school.
- When you go to the beach? - I want one too.
- What makes you think that? - Mother, don't cry.
But Daddy was flying Christmas with us to Costa Rica.
Just to talk calmly about children, without stress.
Promised. It was great.
Kisses, until tonight.
He gets rid of those kids, and you say "kiss"?
Don't worry. Do not worry!
I only understand the station.
- Still a fun day! - You too!
Look, here it is... Oh.
Good afternoon. Good afternoon.
Hello, all.
Hello, Merlin.
Ready for meetings?
Um, I'm ready. Are you probably good again.
- Yes, I'm fit. In prime condition. - Jeanne.
We have to work Christmas. No choice.
No problem, I have calculated it.
- Hey, helmmu. - Ah, yes, the helmet. Clean.
We need solar modules. When will they come?
We better ask Merlin.
- Uh, Merlin? - I don't listen, but yes.
- Ja? - What...
- When does the solar panel come from? - Understood.
The coming weekend.
- Perfect. Exactly. - Great.
- Good. - They are there. Customer, Jeanne.
My best friend...
How are you doing today? Welcome to this site.
- Good afternoon, sir. - Good afternoon.
- Good afternoon.
Good afternoon. Oh, handshake is tight.
Good afternoon... Good afternoon, Madam.
Very flattered. Oh how beautiful.
Coffee and cake waiting there for you.
Let's go inside.
Come here, Merlin. Merlin.
Attention barbed wire. I remember my rules in a short time.
Can you safely recommend my romantic restaurant?
- No no?
I only know prostitutes, like all bastards.
Sir, two, please.
Not bad.
I have, it's also important New Year's Eve.
Next year we turn it over, huh?
Everything is good.
And, um...
Your girlfriend? What about it?
Oh, that's great. Super, so...
- A little tired of course? - But that's normal enough.
Obviously this is normal, what do you think?
I am behind me.
Twice, as you know.
Throughout the baby's time...
Breastfeeding, changing diapers, breastfeeding, changing diapers...
But where are you?
Who cares about you?
Hm?
Jeanne...
- Anton... - What are you doing?
Don't play shy. I want to see you.
You want it too, honey.
You are very strong. Good...
Please sit down.
And listen carefully.
You know, when I say I have changed...
Because I am really serious.
- Do you want to see? - Yes.
- Ja? - Ja, Jeanne. Na the.
Oh, and...
Is there something wrong?
Are you a headache?
I take champagne. This might be too much for you.
Move.
- Do you want to see more? - Yes.
- Get dressed further. - No, Anton.
You have to ask more kindly.
- Bitte, Joan, Cherie. - Ja?
- Please strip. - Good child, very good.
- Sure, you want me to see it? - Oh, yes.
- Then please. - Oh, Please.
You are close. Want to really see it?
And now greet Pinpin.
Yes yes.
Here.
After 18 years together, you surprised me.
You are very generous and open to everyone.
In short, crazy nights.
We have the right to get the right farewell, right?
Thank you. Jeanne, your ex.
- Good day. - Extraordinary.
This is your level of androgens and testosterone.
Male hormone, 35 nanomoles. Amazing, really.
This is your stregen and progesterone level.
That woman, right? 315 pg.
This is amazing, exploding its value.
This means you are like a teenager.
But both are in one.
So really, this is really a case for textbooks.
Have you noticed more changes?
I am very muscular. And as I said.
I'm very happy, so Pinpin...
I can immediately. Too cool to have a tail.
Please don't be too vulgar. we remain scientific.
I do research and find cases like yours.
- Real? - In the 16th century.
A farm girl named Marie.
One day he took care of his pigs. Escape.
He pursues them. He ran and ran.
He wants to jump over the trench.
He goes, jumps in the air, takes offsets...
When landing, boom. As.
- So? - Little Marie.
Except for pigs and balancing actions.
This is very scientific, by Ambroise ParΘ.
He is an anatomy expert. He dissected corpses against the will of the church.
An extraordinary pioneer, the pioneer of medicine today.
Did Maries finally leave?
He ties her breasts down, wearing pants and calls herself Jermain.
You forgot she even Mrs.
They also have beards, like Conchita Wurst.
- You, incidentally, haven't. - No.
- may appear. - Don't.
You always have to do more research. Often we just think they know something.
We don't know anything, just believe it. And suddenly someone like you appears.
Scroll to gender issues. I think of my thesis.
Thesis about bisexuality...
I will... I am still wondering.
- Are you okay? - Good. I do not sleep.
- Done. - But...
A co-worker that you must make. A specialist in genetic disorders.
For science. Your case is symbolic.
No. Nobody knows about that.
Clean? A mother with a tail, it's a shame.
Don't say "tail". Tell us what else.
There are better expressions. Should I list them?
- Think about it? - Maybe.
- Think about it and we'll talk again. - Clean.
Promised.
And hops, little angels.
Yes, come in. Ah, Dad is here. Enter, come in.
Go briefly to your room. We need to talk for a while.
- But don't forget anything. - I have a list.
- Enter it. Think of your own home. - Good.
Hello.
- How are you? - I will get children.
Don't worry, they are the same.
- Children, where are you from? - It is there.
I can cancel children's tickets.
You won't get a replacement, but it's not bad, so...
Will you, I will bring it tomorrow.
I didn't say their trip a day from before. They look forward to that.
- It will be cruel. - As you wish.
I celebrate Christmas alone.
Sometimes beautiful.
Come on, kids!
You don't hear so well of you.
Children, please!
There is no strength, you are too soft. Come on.
Come on, kids!
Children, if you are not at three here...
- Mummy! - Come on, sweetie.
You're the greatest. I like you.
You will miss you very much.
Don't forget: Santa Claus comes to...
- Mummy. - I agree.
Have fun.
- Come on. Have a good vacation. - See you later, Dad... uh, Mama.
Hello you two.
- Dad, we go to the sea? - Juhu!
- That might be because of the back. - Good.
- Bruno, his helmet lights up. - Humans...
Well, continue, it rolls out. Available.
Continue to the end! Yes that's good.
Merlin... Oje, pole, pole.
Great. Insanity. It's done well.
Bravo, wa... What needs to be needed.
Los recognizes Sauhaufen here. Immediately OK, everyone.
- Jeanne! - Yes, immediately.
Jeanne?
- What's wrong now? - What? There is no.
- I think you're not a man? - I'm not a man, I'm...
That is... just... a new look.
You want to appear as a man to be faster...
Oh no. That has nothing to do with that.
I think that's... smart.
- As long as you don't want to make love to me. - That is a connection.
- there is no interpretive pure. - Not important.
You imitate your father, I understand.
- We are no longer in the 50s. - As?
Do you want to be a man? Pull the stick from your butt.
You stand there. No.
- Tie doesn't go. - This is serious.
No.
- So? - open button shirt.
- But I don't have hair. - Continue?
- There are also hairless men. - Correct.
- Yes right. - Wait...
- drag 'nen sweater. - Which one?
- With a turtleneck, what do I know? - Good.
No. The clothes aren't the problem, you're a woman.
Real?
Why are you stretching your ass? Are you BeyoncΘ?
Stand to give yourself a man. Much better.
Oh Mann...
Your first step on Mars. How evil is that?
- We call you Jean. - Jean...
Jeanne, Jean, almost the same. Sounds like a man.
We women are always so shy.
We act calmly and are always afraid to offend.
And we said, "Yes, I like to help."
Men on the other hand... men take their time to sit with their feet apart.
They do vulgar and dirty things in everything that happens around them.
How? They think the world is theirs.
Look at Adam. It's a man. Pure testosterone.
Thinking "man is effective, effective".
Excuse me.
- Tail makes that guy, huh? - Or not.
That makes...
- Let's talk about that? - Hm?
- About what? - Let's clean it.
- What? - You are charged there.
But... it doesn't give me anything. Why?
Seminar, remember? A failure. we talk about it?
- Oh that. - Yes exactly.
No, no, I guarantee...
- What? - No problem.
I see how you fight as if we are competitors.
I am not competing with you, with anyone.
- I am only competent. - Correct.
They are your husband at the office and on the site. Whole.
You can manage anywhere.
Oh, I'm just for you, asshole, I know.
Sorry, I'm bad.
That is no reason to exaggerate.
And remembering our little story...
Obviously I am zero.
What mistakes have I made?
I cut you prefer the same.
I don't remember anything. Total power cut.
- I'm sorry. I'm sad. - No no No...
- There is no track record like you. - track record?
- Merlin... Now everything is clear. - Yes?
- Do you betray your trick to women? - What?
- I mean, how do you get it? - Jeanne...
- No. - Hm?
I don't have a trick.
And I understand, "rum".
- This is good. - No way, no tricks.
Of course, who believes it, will be saved.
- I didn't come. - Let us...
Jeanne...
Please stop with nonsense.
Madame, you don't want to go down?
Marking.
- Jeanne, I have a helmet for you. - Thank you.
What should I do with a 3 meter crane?
I need 15 m. What should I do with three meters?
Hi friend!
If he isn't there tomorrow, you will hear from my lawyer.
- Oh... - Oh, hi.
What is it? Once again Stach...
Hello, Jeanne!
- I waited 20 minutes. - They are there.
For 20 minutes I heard I was arrested!
I need to crane immediately.
Attention!
Missing!
Attention!
Everything is good?
we want... term terms?
Hm?
Wow.
- Taipan, Jeanne! - bravo!
continue to do research and patience. I have made progress.
Maybe I can really fly.
- Do you speak alone? - Hm?
No, how can it be? Sorry, Jean-Paul, I'll call back.
What happened?
I mutate.
I just said nothing, but thank you. Real.
Still normal.
- No need to thank. - You don't know well, but...
I also have children. It will be very bad.
Alright, Superman. There is a mother.
Yes, yes, but they live separately. Active helmet.
- What is his mother? - complicated.
Helmet active. Is it not enough for you before?
The boss is right, we make a good team.
- 'comic team. - Yes, but success.
Though not in all areas.
You become more beautiful.
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Not intended like that.
I mean just... We are friends.
Well, we are friends, true friends.
- Well, friends. - friend.
I think about circumcision.
Don't look so I don't need to pay attention.
I can feed what I want. I think one gram.
Uh-oh, I miss kids, it's a nightmare.
Fortunately, I'm Jean, when I'm sad.
At night, I wander alone, don't be afraid, close your eyes open.
- I breathe. - For this, you don't need to follow.
Fortunately, there is Merlin.
- That's very good. - That bastard?
You are too strict.
- How are your friends? - That's my lover.
Funny, you flennst at "Bridget Jones"
But the man you see every day, for 10 minutes, is only your lover?
This is my close sexual relationship. I cry because Bridget is very stupid.
Wait, I'll help you.
What are you doing?
- Still? - With pleasure.
Na intestine.
- Something else? - No, thank you.
- Don't mention that, Mademoiselle. - Thank you very much.
He smiles at me.
I'm doing it.
Hey, at least apologize! Be a complete post.
- jerk. - What is that?
I can defend myself.
Women can carry children's bags, shopping, and school.
- What is testosterone amnesia? - You are crazy?
Happy to help others. Don't be absurd.
I'm stupid? Because I don't have a tail?
- Sch. - Oh, leave it.
What's wrong with you? This is me, your friend.
- Not just any man. - Look at yourself times.
Soon you will see himself as a bastard like that.
Sorry, I forgot that all men are bastards.
You have a man who is far from a child he should never know.
That doesn't make you itchy, because the guy is rubbish.
But you have a son, right? What's sad too.
but he doesn't explain to him once that everyone is dirt.
You are not human. You are much worse.
Even worse than your ex! Voilα, satisfied?
And believe me, that's a big bastard!
- Madam... - Don't touch me! Get out of the way!
I'm sorry, it's very painful.
I know, Monsieur.
I'm sorry.
Hello.
They want to call me.
I have suggested consulting a specialist.
Merry Christmas, You and Pinpin. Goodbye.
Don't come without registration. Let me!
I love you.
- I have enough of this bullshit! - Then cut it, but leave!
Merry Christmas, you bastard!
My mother-in-law shot the bird.
They stick to 'Bart's nen and do when he comes down from the chimney.
Jeanne. Have a good vacation.
- Children are scared. - Class.
- You have been raging for joy. - Clean.
- unstoppable goods. - Great.
- What about your Christmas Eve? - I'm alone, like an idiot.
- Honestly? - My wife is missing.
I see my children every second week and Christmas.
- What? - Why is there no joint custody?
I applied for it, but was refused.
Why?
My apartment is too small because I pay my wife.
Why do you both pay?
I leave his apartment and pay.
Is your ex-wife disabled?
We men don't get rights for children.
If there are men who need it. Trust me.
If he has money.
We can't pay great lawyers.
When love ends, keep it out or going.
And who will throw children away.
I know what I'm talking about.
No wonder men simulate.
- Sorry. - No problem.
- I'm sorry. - No problem.
Since when to simulate men?
Because women are in power, boss.
Where is Merlin? We can work on the 25th, and he is not there?
- Do you see it? - no, boss!
WORLD CHANGES
Merlin.
- Where are you? - Excuse me.
- What? Everyone is waiting for you. - No.
- I'm just... I'm stressed. - What is?
- How? - sick babysitter.
- What should I do? - Yes, Dad.
Yes, dad is here.
Calm down, honey. Don't pull hair.
Papa brings you back, he must work. Be good.
Be behaving, stay in the room.
Not too hard, play calmly.
- Merlin? - Be nice. What?
I live with them, we take turns.
Custody together, okay? Children, this is Jeanne.
- Jeanne, my children. - Hello.
I will stay with you, while dad has an appointment.
Now you save me alive.
- Dad? - Because the picnic is inside. What?
Who is the boss, you or them?
Boss is always Father, but he too.
See you later. Don't worry, Jeanne you.
That's good. See you later... Oh, no better.
- Be kind, do you listen? - Where does it come from?
- Does your father do that? - Yes, right.
What's in the bag?
- He forgot brownies. - Bad?
- That we are baking today. - Poor.
- Papa baked with you? - Clean.
Merlin... Woah.
What do I do now?
- How are you? - Hi, Jeanne.
I want to invite you to a glass to say thank you.
Yes? Uh...
- And who is taking care of children tonight? - Her mother.
Oh, I understand, so if mom is here today, then...
- Then I like. - Well, I'm waiting.
Okay I...
Trash.
Damn.
Losing?
- Health. - Hi, health.
- Right now, you're crazy. - And you're blue.
A little...
- Uh... Yes? - Tell me... Hm?
What is that?
Um... you?
Why don't you live with his wife and children?
- We just separated. - But...
Oh that...
- I don't know that. - You can't.
- And you? Do you have someone? - Uh...
Current 'funny phase'. There are no men.
If you say "no man", that means you are bi?
- Oh no, of course not. - You really...
In any case, I am totally total.
- Surely? - A Straight.
- Fully. - Fully?
Oh, there are a few. Two free chairs.
- It's not easy to approach a woman. - you?
but you always say "my beautiful" and "treasure".
Do you know who I am last...
- No, how can it be? - It's you.
Oh wait. No.
- Oh no, sorry. Forgive me. - No.
I'm sorry. But now I'm bad...
How do I say it? Skin irritation.
Allergic cats that are irritating and repetitive.
I have to go, but it's really an extraordinary night.
But now... Phew... Will...
Oh no. Oh shit. Damn
I come!
I will go!
Mama, come on.
Mama... Why are you crying?
- Santa is there. - Hurray!
Worth!
Oh yeah...
Be careful.
- Is everything okay? - Oh yeah, everyone is super.
- I'm not doing good. See you later. - He never sleeps.
- No? - Impossible.
My girlfriend is currently experiencing postnatal depression.
He goes to his mother to be, you know, relax.
And I myself...
Papa doesn't have milk.
do you take? I can't do it anymore!
The first three months are the worst.
Then it's heavenly. Bye
I have never been there for Paul and Lou. Never!
You are alone. Forgive me.
We all do what we can.
Bye
- Please help me. Do you understand me? - Yes yes.
What is there?
Why are you watschelst like penguins?
Penguin likes. I did it for fun.
now see what's inside.
I gave birth to two children.
Where does it end, Pinpin?
Okay, alright.
We will eat. As a friend.
And you give a break.
maybe you are sure you want oysters?
Because we now have friends...
can you say, what about your wife for me, huh.
- What happened? - Well...
In the office, nobody knows, so here we are below.
Your secret is safe with me.
I already know some other intimate details.
He runs away.
When he finds out that his father loves men, they go crazy.
Until then, everything went well between us, but then...
she wakes up in the morning crying and leaving.
He has disappeared for almost seven months. That's difficult.
Especially for little ones, he is two years old.
- And how old is he now? - Now he's four years old.
His mother visits from time to time.
He goes with them to the movies, like last night.
Then my needs are explained for drinking.
I don't understand the last two years...
Do you work as if you are still married?
Is that stupid?
Do you know how to call a man who raised four children?
Mami. What do you think?
I want a woman who produces more than me.
I will stay home with children.
That's great. Very.
Then, stand up, Merlin.
The women come to overcome it. Why not us? I mean you.
- What? - What? What do you think?
Funny, your tongue slips.
But, it's very funny.
Somehow you're a funny guy.
But you are a woman. Always getting along.
Don't be afraid.
Men have more muscles, but not all.
but that doesn't make them stronger.
You know that.
It's snowing. Look. Oh no.
- Jeanne. - Hm?
You don't remember, but... One time means something to me.
- A hand? - Dan.
And what you say to me for beautiful things.
- And? - Dan.
- You really don't remember? - No I...
That... I want to...
Oh no.
Sorry.
I want to know...
You... You don't have to respond.
I ask myself the question,
if you have what ever with a man?
- No season yet, you are bisexual. - No, no, it's impossible.
- But you know? - That's what worries you.
Listen, what can I say?
No matter how you respond, I am totally total.
Straight... from the beginning.
No no.
So no, Merlin.
Stop.
We are friends. Friend kiss is about?
to friends kiss in the mouth? Think about the consequences.
What will colleagues in our office be above?
You have attracted four children alone.
You act like you are married. I... I...
Here.
We are friends, right?
Do you understand?
Only friends, man.
Please listen here!
I want to toast you
after finishing first school in France,
the only use of renewable energy.
Special thanks I go to my amazing staff Jeanne...
and Merlin.
Thank you, thank you.
I want to tell you, you look great.
- Where is Joe? - He stopped.
- How? - Ausgewandert on a mystical journey.
Or aromatherapy or meditation...
- Head, we come? - With pleasure.
- Thank you for everything. - As well.
I do everything myself.
And my salad. I'm...
- Can I ask you something? - Yes, right.
We hold the woman's mouth, you do something about it.
And we say something, it doesn't suit you.
How should women behave best?
Does anyone have an answer?
I know you don't have an office mouse. They are perfect.
More than perfect. As a woman, you are always difficult.
The helmet is the best for you and...
Jeanne, Jeanne... Jeanne warte.
- What? - Can we talk?
No, I have to go to, to...
Swimming.
Jeanne. Nein, Jeanne. Jeanne.
- Silence in place. What are you doing? - There is no.
- You run away again. All the time. - I didn't do it.
Damn, keep standing.
Tell me that I will go crazy.
I don't understand anything anymore. Damn, I stand naked in front of you.
I have to run, but I can't.
I feel with you, it is something special.
I never felt.
Jeanne, tell me what happened. I beg you.
I will take you with your man's pants and tantrum.
I will think of you as you are.
Even though a voice tells me: "Leave it, stop it."
But I can't, I just can't.
I can't. And you know what's the funniest?
You're the one who will cut again.
Mrs. ClairΘ!
I go to colleagues, but then go to Bangkok!
- How dare you? - I want to be like before.
- Take me to Bangkok. - Your case is special.
- That can take years. - What?
This is no worse than 'n piercing.
- Calm down! - Pieces and ready! Here...
- Sun - Lie down! Stop!
Let the scissors go!
Madame Lemarchand fainted.
- Jeanne. - What will happen to me?
- I am a circus attraction. - Not too.
Except in a very famous circus, but...
- Hello. - Hello.
- Want a handkerchief? - Why not.
- Thank you. - No need to thank you.
- Why are you crying? - I did not cry.
- Good. - If only 'cold weight'.
Strong headaches...
no more calls since Adam's ass.
He just left.
- He doesn't bother you at least. - No.
Contact him and tell him that he missed you.
Never in my life. I gave him a 'written text message.
- He doesn't answer. - Tell him you miss him.
Easy.
Also...
Tom hopes not only you.
we hang out?
Stop crying.
Unless Pinpin you are only a big heart.
I'm not normal.
- Do you know who that is? - No.
Who is this?
- Jeanne Claire? - He's here.
You have to answer it when I call.
I'm too old to worry.
- He is in love. - Fall in love? It was great.
- I agree. - Male or female?
A man, of course. Become a Doctor, really.
I'm sorry. But of course not.
Talk to him, huh?
- He really loves her, it doesn't matter. - Why, of course.
- Of course. Needless to say -. Do you see?
- Even though, if I... - So?
If I'm him, I won't...
Don't say that. You are crazy?
Moderate your tone, young woman.
I say this because it doesn't come out of the forest.
Na, na, na, Jeanne.
Jeanne, you are a man... no, a woman,
which is very special.
It's like "Pretty Woman", with an extra tail.
Are they now? Where they just calm down.
- Say no "tail". Embarrassing. - OK.
Imagine possible times for two.
But I don't want to.
I just want to live like a woman.
- I am a real woman. - True woman.
So, is this guy okay?
Oh, and
- Good. Calm down. - He is amazing.
- I like it very much. - Good.
- I never want someone like that. - Still fantastic.
- Is that love? - But now the time is good.
Excuse me, but you don't have a ball?
- He is not wrong. - You can take certain risks.
What are you waiting for? You have nothing to lose. Come on.
- I agree. - Come on.
Yes, give you a jerk.
I love you. But...
But? What, Jeanne?
What happened? You... You... are a bigamist?
maybe you... my sister?
No, Merlin.
I...
Jeanne, no, no, no.
Good.
Good...
Jeanne!
Jeanne?
Jeanne, okay?
Nothing.
Only...
I like thunderstorms!
This is so cool!
You are very beautiful. Beautiful, my love.
For a moment I think, it's up to me you always...
Sch...
- You say "but". - Nothing... But again.
Ah, it's too late.
Oh!
You shoot with arrows on TV. That won't work.
- The bottle is ready. - Little you grow 2 cm per minute.
- That's intentional. - Forgive me.
- Can I graduate? - Excuse me.
- May I? - Where to go?
- No problem, the main thing. - Just go.
- Ha. - Hey
What are the empty yogurt cups here? kick them first.
- Should we have children? - No, that's enough for me.
- Right now. - Immediately?
I will return.
Children, the cake is waiting for you!
Not all at once.
And because you want more children?
- in numbers. - Impossible.
Who wants cookies?
Oh, Joe.
But...
Say "good afternoon, Dad