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This is Billy,
yours and everyone's favorite morning radio talent,
I hope!
Well it looks like beautiful day here in the city bend
after last night heavy rain
And as always,
I joined my radio sidekick
and our school janitor, Mr. frank
How do you do frankel today?
- Hi.
- No, I said that do today, Frank?
- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah yeah, yes,
Thank you for adding Frankie!
Animals,
I want to start we leave this morning
with a very special song,
dedicated to very someone special
who might not feel that way very special now
My sweet old friend Dylan, this is coming out for you
- me The name Dylan is green.
I am a senior high school from Bend, Oregon.
And my life? Has Alright, until yesterday.
- Hey,
take all nail droppings again
- What do you think of this nail color for my nails?
- this is is my boyfriend Katy
and he sucks dogs, fingernails
- I don't know, that colors look good I think.
Try listening. I have means talking to you
- Oh hey, Dylan?
- huh?
- Umm, I just thought,
we are together for all high school students now,
and I just feel like it's time to -
- impossible! I feel exactly the same way
- you do - yes!
- Oh! That's perf!
I don't know break up with you
will be very easy!
- What?
And just like that,
this is over.
- good morning, Ms. tlif
- Hey Billy
Hmm, what's the surprise?
And Mr. Dylan.
I see you missed some.
You know you can do it better than that right?
- Yes, whatever.
- Hey Dylan, hey, dyl,
hey, man, take one of them.
- what, no What is this?
- I don't know, this is the top or bottom?
To the side? That will mellow you out of humans
- Dude, this is a tic tactic.
- Well that's how it is! I go for a placebo effect, you know?
That's when -
- I know what placebo means, okay?
- Bro, you lost your talk is fine
And more than Katy?
- Yeah, it doesn't seem good , but you look great
- I mean yes Dude, all of her Do keep on nagging you!
Only nag, nag, nag, you know?
Like "Dylan! Dilly!
" Dilly, I only do my nails, You need to remove my ass!
"Dilly -" god! I hate it when he calls you
Fuck, man!
- Yes, you have to be single
- Um, excuse me, Ms. tilf, I'm sorry, tlif,
um, can you just give us for a while?
- Sure, I'll wait all day
- Dude, man! Dude.
This is the best thing that happened to you
Fuck us, man!
I mean dude, finally we can our best friend is back, okay?
We miss you, no homo, we miss you
- I know, man. I miss you too
- I have the best damn idea!
Tonight, you, me, and maxi, maxi tree house,
same as old times before Katy.
You know, maybe we will do it watch some good grass
Some good porn smoke?
I don't know
- Where is the max? Is he around
- how are you?
- Hey yo maxi, guess what?
Dylan went in for tonight, okay?
You, me, Dylan, tonight,
tree house, amazing breasts, will be amazing! Seduce!
- Okay, that sounds good. I'm a little busy
- You're good.
He's not good, okay?
Do you see what the wrestling team does for our friends?
Good men
He started his head flushed to the toilet
and we need to protect it!
You become selfish
- Selfish? I m not selfish
You become selfish Don't call me selfish, okay?
If it's not for you,
Our friend doesn't want to get his head
flushed toilet now
because you are so obsessed with with Amber Andrews, okay?
Become a sack and go and talk to him.
- But!
He talks with me in biology class like all the time!
- That's because he's your lab partner
and he needs your brain, friend.
- No, actually he is very smart and he is very good
and he let me stare.
- Hey Billy!
Congratulations on scholarships to the country
- Yeah. Ay.
Yes. Will be a beaver country.
Will surround myself with beavers, yeah
- I also apply it waiting to hear it again
- huh? It was great.
Bring your beaver.
- I will remember that
And Dylan, sorry to hear it about my sister and you
Between you and me, you can do much better
- thank you
- See you in Billy's class.
- Oh my God. There it is.
- have you finished
- Hold on.
Good.
- I mean, how? everyone knows?
- Yes man, I mean social media fuck
- Hey Dylan
- Whoa.
- I don't know what you did after school,
but you're open to it,
I hold a small study group
Maybe we can do increase your test score?
- Uh. - Do it.
- I have an in your class, Ms tlif
- I know you
If you change your mind,
I will be at the end of the road
with my friend.
- Ay, yo Frankenstein
Like interesting relationship, dude
Holy nonsense
Dude, we've been like that the hottest teacher in school
Man he must be change his name to Ms. tilf
Because he must be a teacher who wants me -
Dylan? Stupid?
We are the best high school ever Oh hey, check this
This is a cute little froggy stain.
This is a stain, this the frog is stained!
- Oh yes, that's whether There is one.
- A little frog stain.
- Ugh, I can't wait to get out of here
I want a break from biology.
Is that a frog? We must dissect cats
- Want to trade?
I want to dissect some vagina!
- You are very dirty
- me.
- where do you go, Lauren?
Oh hey! It's biological Billy!
- Yap.
- Will you havasoon too?
- Havasu, it's havasu lake.
- What is Lake Havasu?
- This is the coolest place for spring people.
- where are you going to do for spring break, Billy?
- Oh, you know,
many drugs
and lots of alcohol and so on.
- Oh I love drugs and alcohol!
Really, Mr. gay.
- You have to come for havasu, Billy
- me?
- Yes, Billy biologically. Please come, please come!
- Michelle? Can you please say that to me again?
- Please come, Billy!
- Oh yeah.
- Many of us will go to Havasu Lake
This should be epic,
That's what everyone says.
You have to check it.
Send my text if you want to come.
Good good
A nice spring break, Billy.
- Yeah. Yeah yeah.
You too.
- I am sick and tired highlight our spring
be we will see the film
and get popcorn and nips milk
- Hi friends!
Sorry I'm late, I no car, huh
Who is this foot?
Hey! Maksi,
good and good legs
My car will be in shopping for an extra week,
so I have to walk.
Hello puff,
You are sweet mouthed, magical, pussy has a little bitch.
You are better than my boyfriend, I will say that.
Hey, he looks like Ms. tlif Have you noticed that?
- Billy wants to do something fun for spring break
- Fun? Dude, nice fuck.
I'm thinking epic.
We need it like spring break-ation
- Yes, like bro.
- Yes! Spring springs!
- really Very?
Alright, you bro have fun okay
You can count me.
- I will do anything - Guys, let's check this out
You've never heard of havasu lake before?
- what's up, havasu lake!
- You have my attention
- This dude,
this is it.
This is what we need.
Gentlemen,
I am here to check the ID.
And if they are old enough--
- this spring break,
we will havasu lake!
This, my friend maxi, is better than amazing breasts This is an amazing breast, right on our face,
ready and willing to become a motorbike!
Dylan!
Get your depression dick above here and check this crap!
- Look, I'm sure it looks Good, Billy, okay?
But I'm not in the mood now - Not in the mood?
Not in the mood to see beautiful and bouncing breasts?
Honeys college ran around half naked?
What is wrong with you dude?
- Ow!
- I mean, look at maxi.
Well look at him.
This may be the only opportunity to see
a breast that is not found in his life.
- I will go all Likewise with that.
- Well we all know that is not true.
Why don't we just go to Cancun?
Fuck, when we ride, let's go to Florida!
- We can go to Wyoming!
I'm gg and grandpappy lives there!
They make the best cinnamon rolls
- Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah - huh?
- No.
Do you have implantation?
I don't think so.
And you have to forget Katy.
Good? He sucks.
Oh, forgive me.
In your opinion, he doesn't suck,
he is just a lip a little tip
and only when he is drunk.
"Dilly! Dilly, look, I licked it!"
- Oh stop, please stop.
- "Like an ice cream cone." - I will do anything - "Black-brown people."
- He does it has a super shelf
- Shh.
Don't talk
Look at this face.
Good? Don't take this extraordinary opportunity away from him Just look at this face! It must be contaminated!
- stain
- You need this again than we do, okay
This is my special grass that you really love,
guaranteed to give you best night sleep
You have ever had.
Remember to wash it with a little Jack.
- Right now,
is the best idea You are all night.
Finally.
- Well, let's steal rv.
- An RV?
- He calls the highway
- Toll road? Wow.
Who calls it that?
- Mr. Ralphy Peterson.
And never let me see the inside
But lucky for us,
- That's super enough.
- This is super, maxi.
- How is he? able to do all this?
Sorry ralphy boy You have the right to get this.
- appropriate? What, we don't take it--
- You bet your sweetness Our little nipples.
He never used it,
so we will
- We can't do that to him.
- Dude, just relax well? Trust me.
He really deserves this.
He makes me a bitch.
This, you drive!
- What do you mean?
- What do you mean "what do I mean"?
I'm sick and tired from you being a pussy
and do not get Driving license.
Don't talk
- Good.
- Driver ed 101 starts now
- Alright, I can do this
- Yes you can! And you will!
Let the game begin, Max Max!
- Wait, where is Dillon?
- Yeah, eat it
Eat, diggle!
Swallowing it with difficulty.
Good afternoon, Dylan!
It's great to join us!
- what's the matter
Why is that? feel like we are moving?
- You see, Dylan,
we live here, now.
And now it is now.
You live now.
So I will tell you what,
let's not joke and Turn it on right now, m & apos; Kay?
- M & apos; Kay!
- M & apos; Kay there, maxi?
- M & apos; Kay You sound like that Dr. Phil guy.
- M & apos; Kay Dylan?
- M & apos; Kay!
Why do we dress like that? Metrosexual driving gang?
- Okay, uh, you know,
a little veiled operation last night,
you, me, and maxi
I don't want us to get it pinned by Peterson.
- Mr. Peterson, like Mr. autoshop Peterson?
Do you take the RV?
- This is the recreation vehicle.
- You stole the highway
- Wondering whether we are upset from Peterson?
- what--
- fuck?
- Hey you. Shh!
- t.
Shut up, shit!
- Where will we go, anyway? So janky.
- Dude, we are above us the road to Havasu Lake
for our bro-cation, remember?
- cheep celebration!
- Yes, I remember
I remember saying no would be part of bro-cations - But it's a celebration.
- Whatever, okay
Just drag it, i need to take a pee
- All right, brother, there are bathrooms in this case
- I will pass.
- Okay, according to yourself.
Maksi!
Pit stop
So, listen to this where a lot of penis hang out.
Who is that?
- Hey, you talk Damn there or what?
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah Feeling you are on that one, jerk,
bullshit
- God, enough nonsense.
We get it, okay?
Billy shook you dick and let's go
- Hey, that's bad things for you to say.
We are already standing here forever!
- Let's just go, man!
We already dress like the hamburgular too,
we might like, oh, ho.
This is good.
Hey, this is my friend Billy and he thinks you're cute
- Yeah. Yes, Yes, Yes.
I do
Where are you hiding
- Here in the corner,
speak bad luck.
Yes. Yes, Yes, Yes.
Yes.
- huh?
Guys, guys guys guys guys.
Have you seen the back of rv?
It's crazy
There is a painting back there is a hot blonde
with perfect pectoral, amazing!
Oh, and I found this!
- What is that?
- Just wrong, man.
- Dude, come on This is Mrs. Peterson.
Who is the hottest pe teacher ever!
- I have never seen it in real life before.
- Have a feeling Max Max, go for it.
Dude, I'm sure he uses this to Ms. tilf.
I'm sure you they use it _ each other!
Oh my God, can't lose! Give me back!
Oh Miss Peterson, You feel very good.
- Are you ready for me, Ralph?
- Okay, we understand.
You like licking pink disco dildo
Just drop it, please!
- alright Pain Drop if you drop it.
- What drop? What I dropping
- your bad attitude
- I don't have a bad attitude,
You are only being annoyed.
- We need to be fully committed,
here, right now, okay
Dylan, are you or you?
- Come on, Dylan. Enter
Be inside. Please come in.
- Good. Okay, I'm in
Good? I entered
- Fuck it
Let's do this right, hands on boys
Spring bro-cation at three.
One two three!
- Spring bro-cation!
- Okay, we will do it.
- Hey, look at this Our boat can rent.
This is cool right?
- Backyard boat? Awesome sauce
- Dude, this is amazing!
We can throw our own party,
lake cruise!
- Maxi, let me get it credit card number.
- Trust me and Dylan
- Well, I trust Dylan.
- Good children For example believe young people
- Okay boy,
boat back is officially ours!
- You guys, guess what.
I saw a sign for a strip with a restaurant
I think we should get our food in style.
- Get our meal in several styles?
Dude, you wonder why you penis is still a virgin, Jesus.
Well, I will eat with some dick in it.
Dylan, you're down Eat with some dick in it?
Oh no, wait, you miss negative from Katy!
Oh no dy -
- it's a strip club restaurant in the middle of nowhere
This might be a bad idea, right?
- Maxi?
Strip Club
- Um, hey guys?
Do you think we should have stopped here
It looks rather shady.
- That is your idea to stop here.
- I know but
Will there be boobies?
- Of course there are will become breasts there,
it's a strip club, man!
See, RV & apos; s Parked, we are outside.
Let's just eat I'm hungry.
- Okay, what do you know?
Stop! OK?
Gentlemen?
These are times like this we ask ourselves,
are we dudes who give fuck
or are we human?
I, for one, is a man.
And I have chosen the path to
Beware of breasts.
- without basis restaurants and strips together.
- Fuck,
let's just hope no We see we are fine?
- Whoa! Yes!
What's wrong, boy?
I'm currently
- don?
- don't with s. Don.
- Hey, I'm Billys
- it's tight
- are you just snorting cocaine in front of us
- Well, well, it's impossible for humans.
I don't play with cocaine.
I shake the blue powder.
- What's the blue difference?
- It makes blood
rush right Johnson, where is it.
Makes you more difficult not from TripAdvisor.
Do you want to try some?
That's awesome.
Hey whistling boy,
sick dick bro.
Tonight, uh, until midnight.
Um, congratulations.
Uh, locals.
You look like a local . Are you a local?
- actually
- yes! Yeah yeah, yes, we are.
us.
- Super, uh, super local.
- Well, my cock isn't pissin!
Enter inside!
That's what it says!
Whoa,
You need to improve the child.
- Fix it? What fix?
- You know what I'm talking about
And I'm not talking about the silly whistle.
But you landed in the right place And, uh,
ay!
New strippers
This is unfounded strip together!
We don't show our breasts here!
You are still a breast eat for Christ!
- Hi friends!
Welcome to be alert to breasts.
Where not only the food is and the drinks are baseless,
But so does his daughter.
So what are you? eat outside or inside?
- Uh, what
- What do you suggest?
- I mean, I'm sure like eating out,
But come on, guys.
- So you tell me that there is no tatas?
- no
- The best part of female anatomy
not shown tonight
- Sorry Charlie
- Billy
- Please sit down.
- here it is
Hope you guys like it lunch box
- Yes, thank you.
Good find, maxi.
Beware of breasts.
- Hello boy!
Can I get some drinks starting?
Like everything around here, they are unfounded!
Well, it's not like me at this particular moment - Uh yeah!
Can we get two blow jobs and a glass of milk for this person
Thank you.
- Ah, only drinks for now.
Thank you.
- I have to go pole stones
- Why are we friends with him?
- He is good.
- I think you might want to try
some of our famous ones cliff wings and french fries?
- Yes of course, that will be great
Fuck What did he say?
- He said he thought I was cute
and horny.
- He said that you are horny?
- I'm horny
What do I do?
- Oh, I don't know
I've been out of the game for a while
Why don't you go ask loverboy there
What does he do?
- Ay yo guys, look at this!
I call this havasu sweeper
Good enough, huh?
You come try it!
- He's the worst
- That's it!
I only saw a few breasts.
Take her breasts and divide.
- Come on, this is the only one I get!
I have a flat butt! Look at my ass!
You hit it, nothing happened!
- Oh, blame your mother
- It's not his fault!
- Oh write a novel!
- Stop talking about my mother
The man wants tatas, don. Come on!
- Do you want to see her breasts?
- Can we come out?
- Do you want to show him your breast?
- I want to show she's my breast, don.
- One time. Once I can make an agreement
- Okay thank you!
- Do you want to shake it?
- We have to shake, make a man's handshake.
- Yes, okay
Wait. - What?
- Tit vibrates - Tit shake?
- Never reject it.
- never before
- Has that just happened?
- Okay, this is your food I think maybe You and I can go
maintain eye contact briefly?
Yes. Come on!
Come on let's go.
Come on.
- See you, buddy
- What?
- Cool!
- yes! - Dude, come on!
Fuck it!
- do you have the number, huh? - Have a number friend!
Where is rv?
- rv?
- Recreational vehicles, man!
- Maxi!
- Excuse me sir.
Jesus Christ!
He has a gun, he has a gun.
- Ay man, come on.
Can you cut us a little loose? humans? Give me a break!
- Does it look like me a crap kit to me, kid?
- Aww, he must get out of the car.
He comes out.
- Do you know what's worse?
It's not my fault you Let your RV run alone
to the middle my cornfield
- Where is corn?
- developing
Yes, rookie mistakes mission boys
- Okay, you're right
That is our fault, it's we are bad
But everyone makes mistakes right?
Have you ever made a mistake?
- no Never.
- Come on, look at him!
Look at his face.
- You can pollute that
- You want me to Kiss your face, kid?
- Maybe not.
- Okay, I mean,
you have obviously made a previous error
- No, I never made a "wrong" mistake.
- never Do you want to look like this?
- Damn section?
You hard mission children hear or what?
- Mission of a boy? Why do you keep calling us mission children?
- Well you are on a mission, right?
- We just walk out of the strip club
And we drive a car, not ride a bicycle
- Drink alcohol too?
- Yeah.
- Drink coffee?
- Of course.
- Tea?
- huh?
- Do you fuckers punch?
- No! Whoa! - No!
What are there to do?
- Well I'm taller than bullshit!
- That's cool, man.
- Alright, how many Turks you boys ride on you
- Turkey?
- Yes, Turkey
You want me to spell that for you
T
e-r
damn q, who sucks?
I eat pussy for breakfast.
- Oh, he wants cash
- no nonsense
- I don't have cash on me,
I only carry my card.
- I don't have cash
- You should have thought about it,
now isn't it?
- Um see, Mr. Johnathan.
- Sire!
Johnathan for you fucker.
- All right, sire Johnathan.
Look, as you see, This is what we have.
Is that okay?
- You call this Turkish?
I call this toilet paper.
- He will delete it donkey with my money
Will make it rain.
- Okay, look at sire Johnathan please,
okay man
My entire future with Amber Andrews depends on this trip.
Please tell us
I will do anything!
- what?
- anything
- Well,
thanks for fans, boys
- You're welcome.
- You missed a place
- Well,
that was fun.
- You know,
You seem to have failed to mention
it's Amber Andrews, Katy Andrew's twin brother,
will be on this trip.
- O people, please not
- Yeah yeah yeah man,
I think you set this whole shindig
for a little bro-cation time
with your best friend
But now it seems like someone is a little
hoe before brooch on this trip.
- Dude, I'm just,
I can really use your support, okay
- You need confidence!
Good? Trust.
Just go to him, Present yourself,
tell him how you feel
This isn't too difficult.
- No, what do you know?
That is difficult.
You gave me a tantrum stupid now dude
You are really great at this!
I need to grow a few balls,
You are right!
- That's right,
and I'm happy that I can give you
a little emotional support on this RV.
All of these foods and weeds
makes me a little bit,
so I think Dylan will sleep.
- Why aren't you talking?
- you always tell me not
- really
- Oh what is human?
You can talk.
- I don't know
I think I just feel it's time.
- "It's time"?
- Yeah. That loss
You know, my virginity.
I just want it so is my father
- Daddy, seriously
- Yeah.
He always buys me a condom
and for my birthday last year,
He even pays prostitutes to come and touch me
- I always know I like your father
- I'm very nervous,
So I just hid in the closet.
- bro? Now it's time out of the closet
I mean what's wrong?
- I don't know
It feels like it all Pressure from it, maybe?
It turned out that he was quite the male in the bedroom
and he took part threesomes and debauchery
and fourgies.
- Is that fourgie?
- I don't know
- Whoa.
- I'm just afraid
- are you afraid What are you afraid of?
- like,
What if I don't last long?
What if he laughs at him?
I don't think my penis can handle such rejection.
- Dude, not even worry about that
I mean premature ejaculation is completely normal
and just hot chicken is used for it anyways,
everything is good.
But man,
You need to forget this whistling voice
You make it with your mouth.
I mean what is that?
It's like when a subject sex with a woman appears,
I feel like someone brewing a teapot.
Do you know what you need to do?
You need to reinvent yourself.
It's time for a makeover.
extreme makeover, maxi edition.
You are no longer maxi,
little fear virgin whistling,
forever destined for life from swirlies and toilets.
You are now
Maximus.
- Maximus.
- Maximus cunnilingus classification.
- Maximus.
- Child to the partying master.
- Maximus.
- the newest member of the amazing breasts
- Maximus.
- and recipients cocktail napkins
with a telephone number on it
from cocktails waiters working at
Beware of breasts, without foundation restaurants and strips together.
- Maximus.
- You will lose it
- I have to.
- In this life or the next.
We recommend living this life.
- Maximus,
I like that.
I am Maximus cunnilingus clitoris
- Maximus.
- Sweet dreams there, maxi?
- No, have a bad dream.
Billy? What is cunnilingus
I thought I had a nightmare about that last night
Is that some kind of monster?
- Monster, yes
Just have to find out for yourself there, kiddo
- are we still human?
We've been driving forever and this place is hotter rather than prostitutes jerk, okay?
Where is this place?
- Calm her breasts, Betty white.
I have an idea
Compact Discs
We start!
- Come on, go!
- I'm driving - Come on, man!
Wake up! - Okay, drive
- Who is that? Why does he say the horn to us?
- What is a douche?
Oh my goddess, hi.
- Hey guys, welcome to maritime
I'm Jordan
Did you check with SWAT today?
- I understand.
- Good.
- Hi. We are checking as a bodyguard.
- Chaperones?
- Okay, I just wanted to step out for my lunch break,
but don't worry,
I will look for someone who can take care of you.
- Ah, what?
- Don't worry my friend is here
He almost lay last night
but can't be close enough.
- Ah, don't worry about that
Maybe your luck will be change here in havasu
- Very funny.
- Okay, good luck boys.
- Ah, thought that would work
- Do you think it will work?
- Yeah.
Hi friends
We are checking as a bodyguard.
- This is pronounced freend.
Free Free
- Good.
- name please
- Okay, eh this is Dylan.
I'm Billy, that's maxi.
- Maximus. - Maximus.
- I bring you all ages?
- I consider it old.
- Do you want to see some identification there, friend?
- No problem.
You look like you 30
- He is actually 35.
- I can see it.
Do you understand responsibility a SWAT companion?
- what is chaperone
- Oh don't worry about this person
He doesn't even know what cunnilingus is - What is cunnilingus?
- These are scary monsters.
- with unibrow
- Basically you responsibility is to ensure
that minors are not drunk in public
or fighting, fighting.
Do you know what the battle is?
- Yeah, I know what the battle is
- you notice anything suspicious,
You take one of us security guards and
You report it.
- So we basically narcs?
- Yes!
- perfect!
You are ready to make some new friends Free?
- Hello? Is there anyone here?
- Uh?
- Uh,
uh we are here the back boat?
- Well the boat is behind, why don't you say that?
- I just did it.
We rent through your site ?
- I don't have a website.
- yes you do
- No, no.
- I think you did it
- Fuck you - Fair enough.
- isn't this you
- not cool, ronathan
Havasu Boating Adventure Paradise, Lake Havasu Lake.
- Yes, that's me.
- So you have a website?
- no nonsense
- what's the matter
- Take my item
It feels good there.
- What does he do?
Well, you have to sign here, boy
You want me to hold it out like this for you
- Do you want us to sign your hand?
- I don't hold it here
for you boys choir to stare.
- This, I will enter
- Be careful.
- Life vest,
we need beer.
- Good.
- Wait, you don't come with us, right?
- If it's up to me,
we will all come together at the end of the night
- Well, that's just--
- don't you "welp" me, kid!
- I don't want to tapdance around
with a bunch of fucking sissy sallys anyway.
- But this map alone brings us back here
- I don't see anything life vest or beer
around this small weapon, now me?
Cute little hands
Very sexy
- Thank you.
We will meet you later,
run, run, run, run!
- Hey!
You are back here
- Who is that funny guy?
And what do they want?
- Fuck you
Take advice about beer.
Good stuff.
Here it is.
Backyard beauty, in all its glory
- Well guys,
It seems like everyone really likes us!
- Oh yes, they are like us, alright
Just jealous of us the beauty of the backyard
Great find Dylan!
- Find Dylan well.
- thank you, boy
- Jesus Christ,
it's a stripper pole on this ship
Billy why won't you shake your donkey on that?
See what happens
- What are you doing?
- Dude, I think I the bones go away.
- What are you doing?
- Dude, I can't control it,
it's my bone
- Tlif
- Tilf titties? Titties are recorded.
- Go!
- We need to get off this ship.
- Man, most of whom are beautiful pillows around!
Geez
- thank you for bringing I'm here, boy.
I appreciate it
This is our week, okay?
This is our week to get after that. You are ready?
Bitch girls, really?
- What? Is that Amber?
- it's okay is he here man?
- Ah, that girl sucks!
- no
- Oh yeah.
- Man, damn But seriously, what he is doing here
Damn, I'll be back soon.
Katy.
What is this? you're doing here
Is this why you are? break with me,
so you can become slutty spring break?
- You know stupid,
I love everything that you do for us
It's just--
- that's just what What?
You don't care about me at all
Do you prefer to hang out with this damn thing?
- what's up, dog
I dj
Dj it Spring break dj!
Dj Tanner!
See my banner
Woo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo, woo!
- What are you doing? Stop.
Is this your former old woman?
He brings a good shelf to him.
Thank you for sharing.
- what are you talking about? Stop!
- Share that attention, dog!
- Stop calling me a dog!
This isn't 1999, okay?
Just go back to dam dj booth,
this is my boyfriend.
- But silly, we break up, remember?
This is my person telling me about
I met him softly.
He will be like the next skrillres
- Sorry for stealing your hot girl
and kick your ass from my boat dog
Unfortunately this is my boat
and it seems like he isn't to want you again
So why not? makes it like a tree
and exit
- Get away from me, man!
- Wow!
Well, it appears you are running out of time
And we have a full house,
so you better your ass from this ship before me -
- before you what
Before you flex your t-shirt titties on my face again?
That's not funny.
- You know I won't,
but they will
Danny, Joey, Jessie's uncle,
Get him.
- Release me, man.
Stop. Stop.
What are you doing?
Hey!
- Aw, that's a dog that's too bad I like you. You have a cute face
- Fuck you man
- Dylan shouldn't have come so far
to try and get me back
- I'm not
- stupid!
Your totes make me wet!
- That person is like a real dj
and I have a sticker!
Good.
Alright, look at guys,
I only need a second for myself, okay
Just go have fun, I will catch with you later.
- What? Come on, man!
We are here together bro!
This is bro, remember?
- So I'll catch it to you later
- Don't go, bro!
- Dude!
- bro!
- Dude!
- Bro.
- Dude.
Let him go.
- That's impossible is good for his health
Dude,
it's my destiny child!
Excuse me for a moment.
I have several balls to watch.
- What?
- Hey!
Hey.
- You succeeded.
- I am very glad you came!
- Alright, I am always happy to come
Eh, here
- You look very familiar with me.
- Hey Michelle
- He knows me
- Hey!
You should really check
the killer ship we rent this week
That's awesome.
- really - really
- No, that really sucks.
- What color is this?
- What are your likes colors, Michelle?
- Yes, we have a leopard boat.
Yes, we do. We do
Sorry. Sorry not sorry
- Hi.
- Why hello
- Can I,
Can I try an example Are you sample enough?
- Good choice, kid.
The sample hample is rather, coming in hot.
- Uh, okay Uh.
Oh wow! That's a super example!
- Sample samples are super enough.
- Can I get it on a captain cone please?
So what are you asking for
are some nample hample which is not for samples?
I'm not sure if we have again that taste
I have to do it check in with the captain
Boss!
Hey boss!
This is ridiculous looking for men here
want to know
if we have enough samples
where not to sample?
Looks like this is your lucky day.
The captain just said it.
Do you want a spoon or two?
This is one,
and there are two
I will do a little something special for you
Will put a little layer of sugar on the cake
That will feel much better
If you eat it through your nose.
- Through my nose?
- Hey! Nice clothes!
Whoa.
You didn't get rid of that from last night, kid?
That's not awesome.
- I know you
You don! Owner Beware of breasts!
- don, with s. Don.
How are you doing, kid?
- Maxi?
- Mindy?
- Maxi!
Maksi.
Maxi Max, maxi Max.
What are you doing here?
I am very happy to see you again!
- What are you doing here?
- I don't remember what I did here - Are you a strip dancer for them too
- No, I understand, um,
horny when I dance.
So I leave it professionals
who has self-control
Isn't this place amazing?
That makes me very excited,
like not only on my face.
- Ice cream for boys, you want bumping into a lake with us
- Real?
- Yeah boy! Let's begin!
- Sounds great!
- Your technique is a a little weak, you know
- I don't know there is a technique
to skip rocks.
- Oh yeah, here Let me show you.
So the trick is to
down low, close to water,
and with a flat rock right
and a good release,
That's how to do it.
- It's not too bad.
- thank you
- I'm Dylan
- Hi. Sarah.
- Nice to meet you.
- Yo Sarah,
You will get a room
Or can we return the ball?
- I'll take that, thank you
Shouldn't party with everyone crazy?
- Yeah, well, um,
two of my friends brought me here
to get rid of me from my girlfriend,
or ex-boyfriend
And it turns out it's he's here,
on some ships with a group of drunk idiots using neon
Sorry, I think I'm fair,
stuck in this stupid place
and I don't know what to do.
- Hey, this is stupid where I call home
- Yikes Uh.
Can we start from the beginning?
- Good.
And apparently I can't jump over rocks - Hello Dylan from Bend, Oregon.
I'm Sarah, a local havasu and a new student.
- Are you a new student?
- On campus.
- College
Good.
- What did you do tonight?
- Tonight I might return to my hotel room
to hide from my ex-boyfriend for the rest of this week
- OK
My friend and I are experiencing gathered together tonight
Welcome to stop by
If you can collect a smile.
- OK, of course
Yes why not?
- Good!
This, give me amount. I will text you
- Believers ask for my number, I like that.
- So I'll see you tonight maybe?
- Yeah. Certainly.
See you later.
- That's awesome!
- That's my thumb
I'm sorry.
- Uh, it's okay
- Hey, how are you beautiful?
What is your name?
I'm cash, but everyone call me cashtag
- I'm Amber
- Ooh, beautiful name Amber!
Oh look at this
Is the mind standing for me?
We start.
Cashtag is ready to get ally,
free Willy style
Come on, let's jump over the rock!
- Oh! I like sharks!
- He said his name was cash, right?
- Yeah.
Don't worry, I got a hashtag for you, little person!
- Are there little people here?
Small people make me feel
like big and big giants.
- Hashtag, give up now
Because cashtag gets what is desired cashtag
Of course you can! Don't be shy
He wants to drink beer bong.
Why, you can drink beer bong. This is it.
Yes let's do it, oh that's a good idea.
Two of them cause she's not a baby right?
- Take it like a man!
- Let's go Billy!
- Oh! Annihilate!
Don't worry about women, I get this closed
Don't worry, don't worry.
Hashtag, say hi to your vagina for me
It's okay, he's fine, he's fine, he's fine
I think he's just a a little embarrassed
because he makes you look bad.
You know, we will do it Give him a little space.
Let's leave here, I know the other party
Come here, my dear - Let's go with him
Let's go. - There he is.
- Where will we go?
It's okay little people,
You will be fine
Do you have a name
- Wake up!
I have to tell you--
- So where does max come from?
- my mother's pussy
Bend.
- Do you want me to bow?
- No, that's where I was from. Bend, Oregon.
- Oh!
Oh that's cool.
I've dated lots people who live on the corner
Actually, I believe the bend population is 81,236,
give or take a little.
- Wow. I don't even know that.
- So what kind of curly items
does someone enter the corner?
- What do I do for sex?
I don't know, I am a kind of nerdy This might be like a close like I've come
- I like nerds
- I like space
No, no, I'm kidding.
I'm sorry,
What I mean is I am rather obsessed with outer space.
- Oh! Good.
Are you that spinning neutron star?
at level 600 rotation per second
and that's all does the room have no sound?
Do you want to swim?
I will wear your little shorts
and you can wear my overall.
Come on.
- Hey kids ice cream
- huh?
- Come here for a moment.
Come here.
Yes, still there.
See,
mindy, he likes you
I can tell. Yes.
And I like that. I like it.
That's amazing
- I think I like it too.
- Then tell him
Girls like guys with confidence,
a man who takes fees, like don.
- I never really had confident with girls
- Watch this.
Jesse, Kayden,
come here and give a little sugar!
A little hustle!
Ooh. Ooh.
Yes. Yes.
I want to taste you
- Let me in!
- Good.
Sharing is caring.
That will make your penis difficult.
- Indeed.
- Alright woman,
I have to talk maxi for a moment.
Hey.
Good,
If you have to choose between eating hot dogs
or taco, what do you want to choose
- I like hot dogs.
- Wrong answer!
Hot dogs just in the ball park
You want to eat tacos.
- Taco - Taco
- That's my father keep telling me
- From now on, don is your father
You need to think what people will think
What will be done don?
Where is the pus? Where is the pussy?
I don't know. I don't know, i don't see it anywhere
Wait a minute!
Do you know what a is like a vagina?
- Oh, I've seen pictures.
- Right Intimidate to see,
but it's fun when you're there
- Like a water park.
- Like a water park, of course.
This, put your hand like this.
Tight now
Open it
And that's a pussy.
Do it again.
And that's a pussy.
Again. That--
a, it's a, a,
You get it, you understand Good.
OK, like this.
Come on.
Pound.
- Pound. Pound?
- how are you, in preschool Pound!
Strong push drive
Pound.
- Pound? - Pound! Pound.
This, I show.
Let me show you.
Come with me now
Pounds, pounds, pounds, pounds.
- pounds, pounds, pounds, pounds!
- I'm Maximus
- Maximus!
- Mad Maximus!
- yes! - Yes!
- That's awesome, kid!
- I'm cool!
- do you want to be tall and fuck?
- waiting for you?
- I mean with a girl.
- Hey how are you?
Can I take clothes?
- Yes, whatever.
- Where is the maxi?
- Dude, I don't know Fucker disappeared!
And he doesn't use a cellphone with him,
so we don't have a way to contact him
- Yeah, I'm sure he's fine
He might get lost or scared,
You know, all those monsters melons walking around?
- That's it again with that nonsense.
You have a problem, man
You have to see someone about that.
- Man, I have no problem
Good? You have a problem
Humans, titties are designed for us to fantasize about,
and that's what I did.
I fantasize about the beautiful a to double d the size of the titties
with quarters medium size nipples.
Man, why do I let people push me around?
I mean, I deserve looks good, right?
- Because it's not about appearance, okay?
Sometimes it's about confidence,
and for some reason, when it comes to Amber,
Why? What happened.
- I mean,
I hang out with him,
You know, make he laughs and smiles.
A smile that is so beautiful.
Man I think he finally looked at me differently.
- So that's amazing That's good, right?
- Yeah, but some hashtag douchebags appear
and really steal he moves away from me
- What do you mean "steal him away"?
What is he, viking?
- No, that bastard makes me look bad
and take my woman from me.
I mean, what's the matter?
- Dude, a girl like a bastard!
He might expect that you would be a bastard
and tell this person eat dick or something
- Yeah, yeah yeah yeah - Yeah.
- Maybe it's true
Really will hit it douchebag hashtag on the penis
Next time I see it.
- What is a hashtag?
- Don't worry about that
- Hey man, you know Punch is dick.
- Literally punching the penis.
- So I met a cutie today, local girl
Yes, it's Sarah.
- Girl?
- He's a new person.
- I like young girls.
- On campus.
- Look at you!
- right
- Getting with older ones, more experienced huh?
- Yeah, he invited our to the party
Maybe it will be a Many hot girls there,
Please release your mind from Amber.
Want to come?
- I can't Have a mission to achieve it
Must be boxing the penis.
You have fun with it's college pussy!
- You are ridiculous, man.
- I agree, I agree
- Hey
You look lost
I am Zach
- Okay, I'm Dylan.
- Are you new Around here, Dylan?
- I'm just visiting, Actually, Zach.
- Oh, so cool, humans. From where?
- From Oregon
- well that's good You have to stop by, Dylan.
Hey, do you want to play pong?
That's just apple j, this is a wise party
- No, I'm good.
I'm just looking for Sarah,
Do you know if he is around?
- Yeah, go look for it!
- Thank you guys.
- Oh hey, actually, take this
It's apple juice.
- No, I'm a good person. I will only -
- take it.
You really need to try this.
This has just been squeezed
and organic.
- Okay thanks.
- Yo, yo,
does his brother know you are here
- Hey
- Oh, hey loverboy!
- How are you doing?
- Good.
- I'm sorry.
So, uh, what's the story?
- What's the story?
- Yeah.
- Are you nervous about surviving? come out with me or something?
- No, I don't know who is here so it's a little awkward, I guess.
- All right, uh, come on I introduce you
- Cool. - Yeah.
Hi everyone! This is Dylan!
He is a spring fisherman from, bend, Oregon?
- Yap.
- From Bend, Oregon!
- Hi friends. How are you?
How are you doing?
Thank you for that, I appreciate that
- You're welcome.
- Kinda appreciates it - Yep, it doesn't matter
Well, you look happier.
You are early enough.
- Yes, sorry about that
- No, that's good.
How long have you been the girl?
- Do you mind if we don't talk about my girlfriend tonight
- do you say
that's your name
what is chilli?
- Dylan, this is Captain Jack,
he dd us
- Is this person serious?
He is in you
- designated drinker
- Ah. - Yeah.
- Gotcha
- Don't mind him,
He has some loose screws.
Plus he's like 35 and still thinks he's in high school
Is everything okay?
- Fuck it!
- Um, do you want to get out of here?
- I've just arrived.
- Yeah, um, let's drive.
- Good.
- Yeah.
- Cool.
Can you bring the cup with you?
- I'll take you!
I will drive!
- My child.
How do we do
- good
Don?
- huh?
- What is cunnilingus?
- Sounds like some sort of sea monster
- Yeah, sea monster
- Sick, right?
- Feels like that will explode.
- That's good. That is good.
That's what you want It must be done, it explodes.
Bursting in all places
So, are you ready for this or what?
Certainly looks like your Johnson.
Hello.
So this is what you will do.
You think to the back room
That's where dons lose their virginity
When he is seven years old.
- Seven?
- or 11.
Then you do what people will do,
You take over.
What will be done don?
- Eat tacos?
- Right. And?
- Pound.
Good answer. Good answer, maxi!
Tonight night, my son
You will do this
I think you are ready Now,
You will put it hard blue powder,
jerk girthy
for good use
and you make people proud.
Come grab him, maxi.
- Hey don?
- huh?
- Think you can call me Maximus.
- Yeah, Maximus.
- Hi. I like to order room service
A cheeseburger, hold the meat.
Yes, yeah yeah, yes,
hold the meat
Hold the meat.
Take 30 minutes?
Oh, um,
Our TV is a little fuzzy,
Can you send someone to fix it?
Hello?
Excuse me, oh maid?
Oh maid?
Damn it
- Maintenance, have problems with your TV?
- Service room! There is no meat as you requested
- Most people who visit can see it like this
- Too many lights?
- Too much breast.
- Ah.
My friend Billy
will say that there are no things like too many breasts
- Well he must be in heaven
- He, he.
So why are you out here?
- it's
- what do you think about?
- When I was 15 years old, my father died in a car accident
- I'm sorry.
- And we lose that,
I mean everyone just loses it.
And one night,
I came here and
they are still there
I don't know, it's something about consistency
Making things that we see appear is less severe somehow.
And I think everything is fair is just as important as we make them.
Your turn!
- I play baseball
And my coach thinks that I must always
hit balls on the ground,
like defeating the throw first.
But
I don't know, sometimes I just want to take a damn swing.
Do you know?
- Yeah.
- And who knows what can happen?
I mean, yes, i might attack,
but maybe I bomb it, Maybe I hit a home run.
Maybe something new happened.
I just want to take a damn swing , you know
Attack.
- Yeah, like if I want throw a volley at sad,
lonely looking guys, then I will
Because it fuck it.
- Yes, right.
- And I might attack out, or maybe not.
But you are right, huh.
Damn it
- Hey, do you want to like to hang out with me this week?
Me and my friends,
we are like this spring break tradition
campfire, s & apos; mores, outline.
- Yeah, I like it & mores.
- huh?
- Yeah. Yeah, I mean fuck it.
- Mindy?
Do you know what cunnilingus is?
Cunnilingus is an oral sex action done by someone on the female genitals,
Basically, it's you eat my pussy
Don't worry, I will teach you.
- Oh shit
- Yatuh,
or shaboobamon,
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strong third force
so I can tell Amber how I feel about her
as long as I will live.
Okay, maybe like never. Like one per day.
or per hour.
That's very good, okay?
Oh!
And quite fun
Let me see Amber
only once before I leave this world
Just a little slipping bite is all I ask for.
Used slips
End of bite.
End bite the cliff
Shaboobamon, the last more part for you
- Good morning.
- How are you?
Great.
- What?
- My phone is dead
- good You won't need it this week
- Yeah, but I have to let me friends know what I'm doing
- I'm sure they will be fine
- I don't know if it's safe to be
left alone even though
- They're big boys right?
- I think, I think. I don't know
"With mest)
Ah that bad
(moves to" take me away
- are you alone?
")
- who is this person? doing in my way?
(Moving to "take me away
- mazel tov!
- Here it is.
- Here it is? This is is a surprise?
- Mmmhmm, surprise!
So you are ready ? - What?
- Do you expect me to do that?
- Hell!
You have to surrender to life challenges Good Uh.
Good. Come on.
Oh shit!
Oh!
That's awesome.
I can't believe I did that.
- It's amazing right?
- Yeah, yeah You are amazing.
Where did he go?
He is with us all the time?
- Oh, oh!
- good! Good captain Jack, that's amazing.
- So you go I hope soon?
At least you have fun right?
- Yeah, uh,
yes I go in the next few days
But I don't really want to.
It's amazing.
- Yeah, I heard it Rain is a lot in Oregon.
It definitely sucks.
- Hey guys, what happened?
- Jeff!
Um, this -
- I'm Jeff, and you?
- This is Dylan, he from out of town
- You will Treat me like this?
This is what I got?
This is what I deserve.
- Jeff, come here.
Listen, it's okay.
No need to panic, okay?
I will get some friends.
- Is everything okay?
- "Is everything okay?"
- I just said that
- "I just said that."
- Are you serious?
- "Are you serious?"
Hey, why aren't you my beer bro?
- Look at everything, I in fourth grade.
- "Look at everything, I'm in fourth grade."
- Dylan
- What?
- I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
- No problem. Come here.
It's okay, it's not your fault.
- This is a song that touches
it will touch your heart
the way my father used to touch me.
- please say something
- Yes, thank you for the trip.
- It's not what you think, okay He's my b -
- What do you want me to say?
What? That I like you?
That I really like you?
That I'm amazing it's time with you this week
for the first time,
You know what, fuck it.
- Dylan, wait!
- Jesus, man!
What you have already here
There seems to be someone partying a little, huh?
- Oh yeah. Has partyed, all right
Where are you?
Do you know what? I don't even want to know
You might get out boning the hot little school girl
while I am here with a giant idiot who is stupid
because Amber dies with a few hashtag douchebag muscle heads
Who wears a straight hat!
- I'm sorry Well, that sucks.
- Yeah, that fucking sucks.
I mean you and maxi just left me
I don't even know where he is!
He might be dead!
The beauty of the backyard just left,
Don't ask
And I can really use support
from my best friend
- I texted you, letting you know what I did.
I think you will be happy for me
- Yes, never received text from you
and I'm very happy for you
Do you know what?
I will go try and find us Most likely the best friend is dead
and take us out of here
- That's the bathroom
- I have to take a bad luck but I can't!
You are frustrating out of me
- So maxi writes a note.
Find it under the pizza box.
It says "hey guys, I lost it,"
exclamation mark, signed Maximus, xoxo
Think we have to worry?
- He lost it?
Humans have long lost their lives.
Call the Sheriff's office
But the girl is there A kind of nut job.
- Listen, I'm sure he'll turn up sooner or later, okay?
He added a p.S.
"I'm just a few of you something-something
" I hid it in the closet, " with another exclamation point.
- Of course he hid it in the closet
He hid himself in the closet.
A virgin who is so wise.
- Yeah.
So it turns out that new students have a boyfriend
- Damn, man!
- Listen, forgive me leave you fine
I shouldn't do that.
I don't know, I guess I am bad like Katy.
Sorry, licked.
- you do
You do
- I know.
I know.
- Damn,
I don't have a ball for be the man he deserves.
- No, fuck that person.
Good? That's not how we will go out, okay?
We will return to the city
and we will not go
until you tell Amber how do you feel here
Good? Look.
When everyone walks to the first period, okay
When all people walk to school,
who is the first person they hear
cheering them on the radio?
Are you right? This guy!
This tiny face, here! Hah?
If you don't want do the same thing
for every spring break
and you decide to mastermind this is all spring bro-cation,
and took me out of town when I was upset with my boyfriend?
Billy! Billy, Jesus damn Christ!
Why are you still taking them around?
Whatever, that's all just fine When Amber walks to biology class
and he wants to laugh and have fun
Because he is sitting next to you?
- Billy Biology.
- Damn biology Billy! Exactly!
That's what I am talking about, okay?
Enough with this procrasterbating in our hotel room,
I've never seen before,
and you have to check it.
We will go back there
and we will start this bro-cation up
as we want, okay?
The way we start for. Do you agree with me?
Come on, don't -
- I forgive you!
- Yes! Yes!
He returned to the team! Good!
Is that your ball? in my belly?
- Yes they are.
- So how do you plan find Amber
- I am bone, Dylan. Tulang-ar
- All right, I forgot
So now you have to follow that crap right?
- Yeah. I would.
I will--
Dude.
- What?
- No, don't sit down. Don't sit down.
No no no no.
- Release my shoes.
- don't you want to go to a party?
- Hey you!
Damn hands from him, man!
- That's a good BTt reference,
This is a good movie.
- Stop being like creepy Stalker's ex-boyfriend.
You must forget me.
I am with DJ now.
- I don't follow you here.
- I'm too beautiful for you
See what you make me do!
- I will leave you alone
- Right. Walk away the dog.
- Alright, I will go, snoop
- Hey here,
Allow me to help you with this.
- No, don't Seriously?
No.
That's so dirty, man.
- Yeah, that's dirty
- Okay, it's time to go.
- What are you doing?
- Come on.
- Are you actions? No, stop it!
- I'm dj Tanner, man!
You don't see my banner?
- Dilly, save me
I will lick your rodent!
Dilly, I will do it. I will lick it
I'll lick everything!
Stupid!
- Welp, who takes care of him?
- I love you, man.
- Hey, just do our work
As a companion.
- That's right!
- Hey! It's biological Billy!
- Michelle?
- What are you doing here?
- leopard boat Havasu sleeps?
- I like leopards.
- Okay, have you seen Amber anywhere?
- Oh yes! He asks about you
This, come with me!
- He?
- Yeah, silly
We will go watch dj play the laptop.
If you are fast, you can!
- Can I?
- Yes, Billy! Just come!
Come!
- I came!
- Hello?
Hello?
- Yeah hello What is this sheriff station?
- Hey!
- What are you doing here?
- I need a chance to explain it.
- You don't need to explain it.
Good? You don't owe I explain
That's my fault, okay?
I know, I know that something has gone wrong,
and I just joined with that, okay
So you don't owe me anything.
I just don't know what you want from me - Wow.
Good.
Remember when I told you about how my father died?
- It's a car accident right?
- Jeff is one driving a car
Maybe a little messy,
but he's my brother, not my boyfriend
- Sarah, wait
Damn!
- Looks like you owe me Sarah apologized.
- I know.
- Get out of here, humans. Go and find him!
- I will!
- And take this
- Is this apple juice?
- Orange juice.
And it's just been squeezed.
- and organic.
- I understand.
- Oh, hey, Billy!
- Oh look! His our little friend
Buddy the elf!
Yes, we are happy to see you Yes!
Yo, cashtag it stay to play
- Hey, you can't call a little fairy
This is not the North Pole.
- Oh no, that's north pole, Michelle.
- Hey cashtag?
Can I talk to you? is there a moment?
Just a little way and talk to humans?
- Cool. I am right like a necklace man
- Cool. Thank you.
- I tried. - Cashtag?
- He is very strange
- Oh yeah, great, try pussypants
- who are you calling pussypants, pussypants!
Bitch falls!
- Why don't you do this?
- Hashtag, change dick.
- Hashtag, say hi to your vagina for me
I'm sorry, Lauren.
- Everything is good.
- Hashtag biology Billy, bitch!
- Biology, bitch!
- Hashtag, why are you Must be like a penis?
Be cool!
- No cool dick!
- Hashtag, I like Amber Andrews!
- I like Amber Andrews!
Amber,
I know I don't have super cool names like cashtag,
or even cooler necklace to support it.
But I've fallen in love with you
as long as I can remember it.
And I promise myself I will not leave here without telling you how--
- You should have found your ball
long ago.
- I should be I--
- don't talk
- so
I'm a jerk - Yeah, you're a jerk
- Sorry I'm not let you explain yourself
I think,
I deal with my own goods.
But
I have an amazing time with you this week
and I know that I am not worthy of getting anything from you,
and I know that
You can say no,
but
is there a possibility I can Maybe you can be shot again?
- Yeah.
I mean,
it's my fault too I love my sister and I will do anything for her but
I don't handle it true most of the time.
And that's not fair to him or me
I like you Dylan
- I will kiss you now. Is that okay?
- Yes please.
- Hi. How are you?
- Hi.
- Can you help us find friends?
- does he work here
- Uh, well he's not a cop
- Did you try calling him?
- Oh he left his cell phone in our hotel room
so he doesn't have his phone to him.
- do you call it with the phone?
- did I call him with his own phone?
- Or you can call him with your phone
- Listen, I'm sorry
It looks like we managed to get away on the wrong foot here
Can you ask one your colleague behind
if they can help us find our friends please
- No!
Please fill out this form.
- Good.
Here it is.
We get as much as Max,
age 18 from Bend, Oregon.
- Yes, that's it
- Hey Manuel?
- Yes, I'm back here
- Do you have Max as you go back there?
- Oh, is that someone's name?
- Yeah.
Yes.
- No.
But we have several children,
still fainting in. their containment cage
- Captain Jack?
- wait,
Do you know Tyrese Jackson?
- Tyrese Jackson?
- Who is Jackson Tyrese?
- Captain Aka Jack.
- Do you know the name? Is Tyrese Jackson?
- Makes sense, Jack.
- We used to be good friends.
Now he doesn't not recognize me anymore
So occasionally
I took him to the station.
And like this,
I can see the old
my friend
- That's interesting story, Manuel!
- Listen, so nobody's up Here is called Maxi or Max?
- Well,
I don't know
But there are some people in this age
there.
- Katy?
What are you?
- Dylan? Stupid!
Dilly-boo!
Oh, you're back for me!
I only know you will do it!
- I took it this is the famous one
your ex-boyfriend?
- Yes he is.
- Yeah, that makes sense.
- Who is this?
- glad you asked
Katy, this is Sarah.
And Sarah is awesome.
- What?
- And you don't.
You actually suck a little. So--
- correct. He sucks.
Aren't you Kathy
- This is Katy!
- Actually he doesn't suck at all.
And you will realize sooner or later,
so we will only let your go back to it.
Kathy, nice to see you again.
Dj, have a good one.
- stupid? Dilly-boo?
Stupid?
Stupid!
- Ooh, is that a truck?
- lucky?
- no, not maxi
But we found someone else nice and locked
- It can't be human!
That's amazing
- Okay, I mean. I think we should go?
I have to return this Peterson, you know?
Where is the virgin?
- is that a damn time machine?
- what is that damn damn ball?
- What is that?
- what's up, bastard
Maximus, Maximus is crazy now.
Fuck very much.
- Dude! You live!
Oh my God! We think you are dead
- Where to fuck you already, man
- Have sex, all week.
- Get out of here! It was incredible!
- Oh Billy, guess what?
- I know what cunnilingus is now
And that's amazing.
Awesome!
Oh, and talk about mindy & apos; s vag,
You remember mindy, right?
- Yeah, hi.
Beware of breasts, right?
OK, how are you doing?
- Um, well I'm a little tired
Mad Maximus has a lot of stamina.
- Dude, you go this in our room
We have been looking for for you all weekend
- Thank you friend.
What is that?
- Yeah, that's Amber Andrews.
- What do I miss?
- From the appearance , not many people
What is this? New hair cut?
- Yeah, this is crazy Style Max now.
- Looks good, man.
- Fuck, havasu lake where your dreams come true
I know, don't talk.
- No no No. Talk
Love where you head in now
- Whatever humans are, we are fair glad you are back
But get ready to hit the road
Are you ready? Sorry we must bring your people away from you
- Oh, it's okay
I plan to see Max again real soon.
- Oh well. - Wow.
- Please return a little.
- Good.
- In fact, gimme some space
- All right, we can go.
- Hey, go here
- me?
- I will go.
What?
- guess who calls me from prison
- Not really?
- Yeah.
Will leave him this one sweat.
Very annoying.
"Dilly!" Hate when he calls you Fuck.
- I love you.
- I know.
- Come on, fucker!
Let's walk the highway!
- thank you, shaboobamon
I will feed this
- have fun
Guess the beaver will be next year.
- This is the best day of my life
- me The name Dylan is green.
And I only have my time -
shh. Don't talk
Yes, don't talk Dylan.
- Good.
- Hello?
- Ronathan? You're here?
Not cool, ronathan
- huh?
Who are you boys
And what do you want with me?
- We are people who rent your ship, man
- bullshit
I never forget the name,
or face
- OK, sorry about this man
But we can't find -
- your website on the internet?
This, take my business card.
- I already have one of those websites.
- No, no.
- Good.
- Are you good? Cool?
- Yes, we are good.
- Yeah, so we will go
Good luck with the website
That will help you a lot.
- Love your work
And we will see you, see you again.
- Max! Maksi!
- Where is my boat, kid?
- Fuck with your boat.
- Yeah, fair enough
- Give me some.
- Where is my boat, kid?
Dirt.
- Do you get everything you want to get out of them boys?
- Fuck you
"With mest)
- Highway to havasu, scene 26, take two.
- Dylan! Wait!
Stupid! I will lick it
- Ah, don't dude
= = - You miss the place
- no nonsense
- bad luck There is dirt on your lips.
- Lots of nonsense.
- Yes, there is dirt on my lips
So?
= = Fuck, very disgusting.
- You sound like a raptor.
- Cool raptor
Jurassic park is a my favorite movie -
- Hey Manuel?
- Yes?
= = - Should we order lunch?
- I do it! What do we eat today? - He learns
- That's good. See He put his lips on his lips.
And the tongue.
- how are you, a boxing commentator
- Yeah, this is good
It's like what he does.
- Can we enjoy this?
We don't need to talk about it.
- Good.
- "So my ship has ended in like 17 hours.
" You want, maybe, I don't know,
"Let's take food or something or?"
- "Of course
" I got the first one Last week, very good. "
What is f--
- whoa
Does your child play? with my girl there?
- No, they just talk
- they just talk?
- Yeah. - Good.
Is there something on my feet?
- Is it cum?
- Cursed, happen again.
Fuck
- Can we do it again?
- Hey remember!
You are just as gay the person who gave you the head
What are you, German u-boat man
You have been hit by a tongue the previous fart box
- Who sucks? I eat pussy for breakfast.
- Do you also eat kats?
- Yeah, pussycat
- I'm sorry.
- How do you do it? Is there a little don?
Do you think Jeff Janke fucks like he's directing?
That will be amazing.
- Oh fuck
I do it the right way.
Look at how perfect this cone is!
- That's where dons lose their virginity
When I was eight years old!
I'm just kidding. Am I
Youth group However.
Fuck, that makes sense.
- And cigarettes.
- Pussy says cat
- Do you want to see some identification , don?
- No, no, no, no.
You don't need to see identification, don.
- Good, right?
- That's very good.
- I think he wants see identification, right don?
- This sucks when you make a pool from cum in your navel.
- it's okay, I swim around in that crap.
- Good.
- I think we are already at the door and we don't need to show it identification, don.
- Maybe someone works really hard
on that identification, don.
- Maybe nobody cares
- You want to come along too
- I want to come
- Oh dear, do you want to come?
- That's where I draw the line
- That's it.
You are a man now, maxi
- This is Maximus.
- Say the name!
- Come with me.
- That's so alive!
- See you maxi.
- Maximus!
Seduce!
Where will we go?
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