1 00:00:03,160 --> 00:00:05,151 What's the problem? 2 00:00:05,240 --> 00:00:07,993 I am not 100% sure you are back 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,674 You know, your flight landed 30 minutes ago. 4 00:00:10,760 --> 00:00:12,591 My suitcase lights up The wrong carousel 5 00:00:12,680 --> 00:00:14,238 Why don't I go back? 6 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:16,754 I don't know, you've been on a plane 7 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,592 and you have a passport. 8 00:00:18,680 --> 00:00:21,114 You think I hijacked an airplane to get away from you 9 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:22,636 Do you miss me? 10 00:00:23,440 --> 00:00:26,000 I'm angry how much I miss you 11 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:27,593 I miss you too. 12 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:29,159 Even the last two days. 13 00:00:30,800 --> 00:00:33,234 - Do you watch porn? - Yes, of course 14 00:00:33,320 --> 00:00:37,472 But I will always take a pillow and make a little Sharon get out of there, 15 00:00:37,560 --> 00:00:40,358 that I will hug, while I see. 16 00:00:40,440 --> 00:00:42,192 I do the same thing. 17 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:43,793 It's just that, without a pillow. 18 00:00:43,880 --> 00:00:45,950 This is actually very difficult for me to masturbate right now Because I have to do it Look at my stomach to do it. 19 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:48,190 And I know there are babies there, So, it's kind of off-putting. 20 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:51,670 Like, you don't want to have a wank 21 00:00:51,760 --> 00:00:53,432 if there are children playing in the background, you know 22 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:55,238 Yes. Yes. It's good from one thing I don't do that. 23 00:00:55,320 --> 00:01:00,792 Does anyone try and convince you? to stay? 24 00:01:00,880 --> 00:01:02,677 Yes! My friend Corey said, 25 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:04,955 "I'll see you in six months if you don't succeed." 26 00:01:05,040 --> 00:01:07,759 Do you solve the problem with your mother 27 00:01:07,840 --> 00:01:09,478 No. 28 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:11,596 Not even close. 29 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,830 30 00:01:13,920 --> 00:01:15,831 31 00:01:15,920 --> 00:01:17,114 32 00:01:17,200 --> 00:01:17,916 33 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,718 34 00:01:19,800 --> 00:01:22,314 I can't believe it was taken by me 38 years old to realize that my mother is nonsense. 35 00:01:22,400 --> 00:01:25,039 - Do you get your best man sorted? - No. 36 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:30,235 Because I have a maid of honor now, so you have to 37 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,754 Who is your servant of honor? Fran? 38 00:01:32,840 --> 00:01:34,592 No! Even though he did offer. 39 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:36,910 No, I feel panic one night and ask my friend Kate from Uni, 40 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:40,356 so he will come for a week and hang out, 41 00:01:40,440 --> 00:01:43,716 You know, have fun. 42 00:01:43,800 --> 00:01:45,472 Does he know that you are no longer fun? 43 00:01:45,560 --> 00:01:47,710 You are like a *** I can ask your brother to be my best person 44 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:50,109 What will you think about that? 45 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:54,553 Well, you can ask him. 46 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,198 I mean, you barely know him. 47 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,952 48 00:01:58,040 --> 00:02:00,554 49 00:02:00,640 --> 00:02:02,676 Yes, I barely know you. 50 00:02:06,920 --> 00:02:08,353 This will be an honor. 51 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,873 Thank you. 52 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:13,236 Oh, I mean that. You are part of this family now. 53 00:02:13,320 --> 00:02:15,550 You have given my sister something to live. 54 00:02:15,640 --> 00:02:17,198 - I'm not sure he... - I love you, man. 55 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,271 I love you too, man. 56 00:02:19,360 --> 00:02:21,351 You are my brother 57 00:02:22,720 --> 00:02:24,915 Hey, Fergal. 58 00:02:25,000 --> 00:02:27,958 - Are you drunk? - Since Wednesday! 59 00:02:28,040 --> 00:02:30,270 Jesus, what is there? 60 00:02:30,360 --> 00:02:32,271 This is Baileys, you are pussy. 61 00:02:32,360 --> 00:02:34,237 Mallandra is gone. 62 00:02:34,320 --> 00:02:35,548 He... where? 63 00:02:36,680 --> 00:02:39,194 To Spain! With children. 64 00:02:39,280 --> 00:02:40,315 But when he returns... 65 00:02:41,320 --> 00:02:43,709 ... he wants to get a divorce. 66 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:46,268 He wants a fucking divorce! 67 00:02:47,040 --> 00:02:47,995 He will bring my children! 68 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,674 - He won't take your children - Aaaargh! 69 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,274 And don't you have to agree let someone divorce you 70 00:02:53,360 --> 00:02:55,635 Don't let him divorce you, and we will fix it 71 00:02:55,720 --> 00:02:58,473 I really messed up this time. I mean. 72 00:02:58,560 --> 00:03:01,950 I have a problem I am a fucking monster! 73 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:03,869 What are you doing? 74 00:03:03,960 --> 00:03:06,155 But thanks, thank you very much. 75 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,754 Your marriage a week before my court date, 76 00:03:08,840 --> 00:03:11,070 so it will give me something to wait for. 77 00:03:12,600 --> 00:03:13,999 Do you want smoothies? 78 00:03:19,200 --> 00:03:20,792 Oh, that's it! 79 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:22,632 Rob, this is Kate, the servant of my honor. 80 00:03:22,720 --> 00:03:24,870 Kate, this is Rob, the future of Mr. Sharon Morris. 81 00:03:24,960 --> 00:03:25,915 Nice to meet you, Kate. 82 00:03:27,200 --> 00:03:30,636 - Sharon, can I talk to you... - I'm very happy to finally meet you! 83 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:32,836 Nice to meet you 84 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,194 You know, you have good, here. 85 00:03:34,880 --> 00:03:37,269 Even if you haven't got it she's pregnant, she will catch! 86 00:03:38,560 --> 00:03:40,790 You know, he gets all his dick back home 87 00:03:40,880 --> 00:03:42,199 Well, not all of that. 88 00:03:43,200 --> 00:03:46,112 And we will have a legendary week. 89 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:51,315 The first time I was away from children in five years. 90 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:54,437 I don't miss them! I love London! 91 00:03:56,520 --> 00:03:59,432 Can I talk to you? for the second fast? 92 00:03:59,520 --> 00:04:00,369 Yes. 93 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:06,000 Ripped By mstoll 94 00:04:06,120 --> 00:04:07,951 He is always annoying for the first days or more, and then he- 95 00:04:08,040 --> 00:04:09,678 No, no, it's not like that. 96 00:04:09,760 --> 00:04:11,478 Yes, he sucks but... that's Fergal 97 00:04:11,560 --> 00:04:12,515 Will he not do it? 98 00:04:12,600 --> 00:04:14,955 No, he will do it, but does he tell you... 99 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:17,031 - Tell me what? ... what did he do? 100 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:19,076 - What does he do? - I don't know 101 00:04:19,160 --> 00:04:20,832 What do you ask me 102 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,319 Well, do you know that Mallandra left it? 103 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,789 Yes, he did that, like, twice a year 104 00:04:24,880 --> 00:04:27,553 - Do you know why? - Yes. Because he stabbed. 105 00:04:27,640 --> 00:04:30,393 - No, I think it's worse than that. - What are you talking about? 106 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,153 I don't know, but there is something in his eyes 107 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:35,470 who says, "I have done something very bad." 108 00:04:35,560 --> 00:04:37,596 Something in his eyes 109 00:04:37,680 --> 00:04:40,558 Look, I don't know, I just thought he might have hurt someone 110 00:04:40,640 --> 00:04:43,598 I'm not saying he has a fridge full of child meat or anything. 111 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:46,717 Listen! I don't know if you are stressed or anything, 112 00:04:46,800 --> 00:04:48,597 but you have to stop slandering my brother, 113 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,318 and I have to stop ignoring my visitors 114 00:04:50,400 --> 00:04:51,116 This is impolite 115 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:53,430 GOOD? We are both very rude now. 116 00:04:53,520 --> 00:04:57,149 Sorry, do you have soda cream? or something? 117 00:04:57,240 --> 00:05:00,437 It's just that, I got a Brazilian yesterday 118 00:05:00,520 --> 00:05:02,351 and my vagina is on fire! 119 00:05:04,160 --> 00:05:06,549 I will give you some. 120 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,350 I want to introduce Rob Norris to all of you 121 00:05:12,440 --> 00:05:14,829 Rob helped establish Fry and Loeb in Boston. 122 00:05:14,920 --> 00:05:18,230 He also trains brands wrestle with PR issues. 123 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:21,596 I guess you can say he sort of perception engineer 124 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,877 Rob, your floor 125 00:05:24,960 --> 00:05:26,473 Thank you, Harita. 126 00:05:27,560 --> 00:05:29,755 Well, the community is like a toddler. 127 00:05:29,840 --> 00:05:34,311 They like to sparkle, like scandals, like astronauts might be dying 128 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,436 because they take Braeband's flagship drug. 129 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:39,273 So, we need to turn their attention with something even more radiant. 130 00:05:39,360 --> 00:05:43,035 And what if - what if it's sparkling 131 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,111 Can it also be something really good? 132 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,316 I'm sure I don't need to tell you 133 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:49,755 what killed most animals people on earth every year 134 00:05:51,960 --> 00:05:54,713 - sharks? - No, it's not a shark. 135 00:05:54,800 --> 00:05:57,519 This is a mosquito, because of malaria. 136 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,559 And who treats more cases of malaria in India than others? 137 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:04,634 This is not a shark. 138 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:09,954 But it's not Braeband, This is a Dutch company, Nyromax. 139 00:06:10,040 --> 00:06:11,758 - Now, what if Braeband can- - Rob. 140 00:06:11,840 --> 00:06:13,751 I will only bother you just here for a moment 141 00:06:13,840 --> 00:06:16,149 and say your enthusiasm really something 142 00:06:16,240 --> 00:06:18,470 - OK - Thank you very much. 143 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,551 Guys, this is what dare like. 144 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,437 Not a dusty old astronaut 145 00:06:22,520 --> 00:06:25,193 his children are basically doing slander 146 00:06:27,720 --> 00:06:29,870 Do you think he will be longer? 147 00:06:29,960 --> 00:06:31,791 Why? Did you leave you? lip liner there 148 00:06:31,880 --> 00:06:34,110 - No, I did it in a taxi. - you look good 149 00:06:34,200 --> 00:06:36,873 - Where do they bring you? - Only for steaks, Manafuries. 150 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,110 - Oh good. - where are you going? 151 00:06:39,200 --> 00:06:41,031 Just going for pizza, I think, then... 152 00:06:41,120 --> 00:06:41,836 Ready. 153 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:43,353 We will relax, father. 154 00:06:43,440 --> 00:06:46,398 Only a few glasses of wine, a little dance, 155 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,755 half E. 156 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,432 I might not do E. 157 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:54,195 - neither do I. - call me if you... 158 00:06:54,280 --> 00:06:56,999 Have a nice night! 159 00:07:01,920 --> 00:07:03,353 What's wrong, chicken chewing? 160 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,873 Pretty good, do you know Chris? 161 00:07:04,960 --> 00:07:06,473 Hey bro. 162 00:07:12,200 --> 00:07:13,633 Enter. 163 00:07:13,720 --> 00:07:15,711 - wait Don't we go for steak? - Sign in! 164 00:07:24,560 --> 00:07:26,869 Do you know what hospital? Do you have a baby on? 165 00:07:26,960 --> 00:07:29,190 - Um, St. Thomas & apos; - My daughter was born there. 166 00:07:29,280 --> 00:07:30,759 - Not possible. - Yeah, very good. 167 00:07:30,840 --> 00:07:33,718 My wife likes it. She gave birth there. 168 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,677 You have to do that. It just swims out, it's easy. 169 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:39,798 - GOOD. I will try it. - You have beautiful eyes. 170 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:42,235 Sorry? What the fuck 171 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:46,071 I think I want to get out of here now. 172 00:07:46,160 --> 00:07:48,276 Me too. 173 00:07:48,360 --> 00:07:50,954 See the guy I'm talking to? 174 00:07:51,040 --> 00:07:53,952 He wants to show his ship. 175 00:07:55,440 --> 00:07:56,236 Imagining. 176 00:07:58,960 --> 00:07:59,915 So, do you mind if I leave? 177 00:08:00,000 --> 00:08:01,718 Like, with him? 178 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:03,959 I will return tomorrow morning. 179 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,598 I will bring cookies. 180 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:08,592 I'll go to the toilet now, okay? 181 00:08:08,680 --> 00:08:11,319 Because my baby is pushing towards me bladder, then we will go. 182 00:08:11,400 --> 00:08:14,278 GOOD? So say good night to vapist, 183 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:16,715 and I will see you come out from the front at five. 184 00:08:16,800 --> 00:08:17,869 GOOD? 185 00:08:31,120 --> 00:08:32,792 Good, huh? 186 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:37,271 Oh, you know, I want to like it, I mean, it's a naked woman. Big. 187 00:08:37,360 --> 00:08:41,114 And dancing, which I also love, So, two big things together, 188 00:08:41,200 --> 00:08:44,829 but then you add a lot of from sweaty people and, you know, you, 189 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:46,558 glance at them, 190 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:48,119 and it's just a kind of bummer. 191 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:49,872 Yes, of course, put this on a rope. 192 00:08:51,760 --> 00:08:54,638 - Lenore? - Chris! 193 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:57,792 Oh my God! What are you doing here? 194 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:00,075 Yelp said that you installed a good onion ring. 195 00:09:02,120 --> 00:09:03,633 You look damn amazing 196 00:09:03,720 --> 00:09:05,790 Yeah, well, you use one ounce in this place 197 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:07,108 and they make you dance to Chinese youth 198 00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:10,033 - Oh sure, of course - Fuck me 199 00:09:10,120 --> 00:09:11,872 Chris Beesley! 200 00:09:11,960 --> 00:09:14,349 What is your stench? 201 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:15,953 I don't know who that is. 202 00:09:16,400 --> 00:09:19,358 Look, I'm at hour but do you want to buy a dance? 203 00:09:19,440 --> 00:09:21,908 We can catch up. 204 00:09:22,000 --> 00:09:23,797 Sure. 205 00:09:26,360 --> 00:09:28,157 Good... 206 00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:30,629 Shhh! You are not permitted to speak when they dance. 207 00:09:30,720 --> 00:09:32,676 - I will only... - Shhhh. 208 00:09:37,160 --> 00:09:38,798 Girls 209 00:09:38,880 --> 00:09:40,598 And do you have children? 210 00:09:40,680 --> 00:09:42,113 One child 211 00:09:42,200 --> 00:09:44,919 Oh, I have a son. And a little girl. 212 00:09:45,000 --> 00:09:47,878 Two children come out of there? Wow! 213 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:50,558 Good outdoors, okay but my fanny looks like it stepped on a land mine. 214 00:09:50,640 --> 00:09:52,995 215 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:56,838 How long has been with your wife? 216 00:09:56,920 --> 00:09:58,717 12 years, his name is Fran. 217 00:09:58,800 --> 00:10:01,917 And does Fran don't mind you coming? to places like this? 218 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:04,358 Not as long as I make love to her when I return home 219 00:10:05,760 --> 00:10:07,557 He doesn't know I'm here. 220 00:10:08,560 --> 00:10:11,757 Look, there's a room behind that's a little more personal 221 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,353 if you want, you know, 222 00:10:13,440 --> 00:10:15,237 talk more 223 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,834 I think I have to go back for youth 224 00:10:21,040 --> 00:10:22,473 Are you sure? 225 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,154 No. 226 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,031 Oh, I left my bag inside. 227 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:45,553 I will be one minute. Two minutes. 228 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:47,073 This bag? 229 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,196 You leave this bag inside? 230 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:51,748 Oh! I want to see the boat! 231 00:10:51,840 --> 00:10:53,512 Look at me! Focus! 232 00:10:53,600 --> 00:10:55,033 There are no boats! 233 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,998 There are small flats with dirty mattresses 234 00:10:58,080 --> 00:11:00,116 and kliping nose hair in the sink. 235 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,077 I want a dirty mattress. 236 00:11:02,160 --> 00:11:04,435 I want a mattress. 237 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:08,034 I am not happy. 238 00:11:08,120 --> 00:11:09,917 Oh dear. 239 00:11:10,000 --> 00:11:13,037 I am very sorry to hear but you will be less happy 240 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:17,113 if you get everything cut and put in a garbage bag. GOOD? 241 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:19,873 So come on, let's just go! 242 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,830 Oh, damn it! 243 00:11:23,920 --> 00:11:26,957 - Oh my God! - Damn! Do you just bang on your head? 244 00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:27,836 Are you... 245 00:11:28,640 --> 00:11:29,436 I'm okay! 246 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:33,275 Urgh! 247 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:36,591 - Ah! - Oh, damn it! 248 00:11:36,680 --> 00:11:38,830 Wait here Don't move 249 00:11:38,920 --> 00:11:41,354 I will get some... don't move! 250 00:11:41,440 --> 00:11:42,668 I need help. 251 00:11:43,040 --> 00:11:46,919 Do you get a first aid kit or something? He hit his head! 252 00:11:47,000 --> 00:11:49,798 Hello? I need an ambulance. 253 00:11:49,880 --> 00:11:52,917 Where is the woman lying there? 254 00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,877 Where is the woman? 255 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:55,836 Kate? 256 00:11:58,120 --> 00:11:59,155 Kate? 257 00:12:00,680 --> 00:12:01,669 Kate! 258 00:12:01,760 --> 00:12:03,318 I want to tell you what I did. 259 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,595 In the state you get more bang for your buck 260 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:08,433 Because you can use you dollar dollar bill, huh! 261 00:12:09,160 --> 00:12:11,196 You already gave me, like, £ 300. 262 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,157 Rob, Rob, I need to talk to you. - Do you? 263 00:12:13,240 --> 00:12:14,719 Are you now I mean - 264 00:12:14,800 --> 00:12:17,439 You can't really put a pound coin down the questioner scissors. 265 00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:19,351 - It's just going to fall. - I want to tell you what happened 266 00:12:19,440 --> 00:12:20,236 What if you do it? 267 00:12:20,600 --> 00:12:21,715 What if you only take me? out of the circle... 268 00:12:21,800 --> 00:12:22,710 I found that Mallandra - 269 00:12:22,800 --> 00:12:25,712 I throw a pound coin on the stage once 270 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,597 and it bounces and it makes a dancer... 271 00:12:27,680 --> 00:12:32,356 Have you ever closed your damn trap? for five minutes 272 00:12:32,440 --> 00:12:34,158 Shut up! 273 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,993 Close FUCK UP! 274 00:12:37,080 --> 00:12:39,753 - Shut your mouth! - Ah! Jesus! 275 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,876 - You never shut up! Shut up! - No! No! 276 00:12:43,720 --> 00:12:47,599 And I will have a 32-ounce Kobe Tomahawk 277 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,230 Hey. 278 00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:01,674 We can't just wander in London shout out his name. 279 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:05,799 I mean, the fact is, statistically, he will wake up today, 280 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,519 possible with concussion, and possibly with herpes, 281 00:13:08,600 --> 00:13:10,192 but he will live 282 00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,238 and we can immediately send it back to Ireland on the bus 283 00:13:13,320 --> 00:13:17,518 I don't understand. Facebook is all PTA sales and cake sales, 284 00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:19,511 and Deepak Chopra quote. 285 00:13:19,600 --> 00:13:21,431 Maybe he returned to you for all that dick 286 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,713 He is lost 287 00:13:23,800 --> 00:13:26,189 He opened his skull. 288 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,316 I don't know what - should I call her husband? 289 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,469 What will you say 290 00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,757 & apos; Hey, Rick, I know it's been six years, 291 00:13:32,840 --> 00:13:34,319 but want to tell you... 292 00:13:34,400 --> 00:13:37,119 ... your wife is fucking a man on a boat. 293 00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:38,997 - Or die - Or die 294 00:13:39,080 --> 00:13:40,798 But maybe fucking a man on a boat. 295 00:13:42,800 --> 00:13:44,995 He should help me take my dress today 296 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:47,071 I'm sorry, honey 297 00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:48,639 Will you work right away? 298 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,358 Yes, unfortunately. 299 00:13:50,440 --> 00:13:52,635 Why? I think that is getting better 300 00:13:52,720 --> 00:13:54,836 Wouldn't you be a spy for God? 301 00:13:54,920 --> 00:13:56,717 I don't want to burden you now, 302 00:13:56,800 --> 00:14:01,351 but my prevailing sense is that bad people do bad things 303 00:14:01,440 --> 00:14:03,112 and I help them 304 00:14:03,200 --> 00:14:05,430 That doesn't have to be forever. 305 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:07,715 You know, only 18 years ahead. 306 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:08,915 Right. 307 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,515 Better now? 308 00:14:37,680 --> 00:14:39,955 Special delivery! 309 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:42,793 Oh God, don't say & apos; Special delivery & apos; 310 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,068 Hi. 311 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:49,674 - Oh my God! What is he wearing? - I don't want to hear it 312 00:14:51,920 --> 00:14:55,230 - Hi. - You look beautiful. 313 00:14:55,320 --> 00:14:56,753 No, I don't. I look like a sofa. 314 00:14:56,840 --> 00:14:58,068 A beautiful sofa. 315 00:14:59,000 --> 00:15:01,355 I will take off his hat. Fran really pushed her hat. 316 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:02,873 I don't like hats. 317 00:15:05,200 --> 00:15:07,998 Because I want to see this... 318 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:10,355 ... not burdened 319 00:15:10,440 --> 00:15:12,556 - Do you want to go in there? - Yeah. 320 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:21,195 Are you okay? 321 00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,072 Good. 322 00:15:25,720 --> 00:15:26,550 Hi. 323 00:15:27,960 --> 00:15:30,235 - GOOD. I took it off because - - I'm sorry I'm late! 324 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:33,630 Oh! You look beautiful! 325 00:15:03,720 --> 00:15:36,393 Where are you? I thought you were dead! 326 00:15:36,480 --> 00:15:38,357 Or killed! I almost canceled the wedding! 327 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,953 Yes I know. Sorry. 328 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,712 I ended up in Brighton. 329 00:15:43,680 --> 00:15:46,877 I should have called but I know You will only make me come back. 330 00:15:46,960 --> 00:15:50,236 You know your husband has called Sharon maybe 40 times. 331 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:52,311 It's okay. I talked to him on the way here. 332 00:15:52,400 --> 00:15:53,719 He knows I have a head injury. 333 00:16:00,480 --> 00:16:03,756 Why don't you two come in? I will take over here It's okay. 334 00:16:09,560 --> 00:16:11,755 I understand the wishes of the groom to say something. 335 00:16:11,840 --> 00:16:13,956 Yes. 336 00:16:19,240 --> 00:16:20,992 I never thought would happen this way 337 00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:25,039 I mean, I won't order it if it's on the menu, 338 00:16:25,120 --> 00:16:26,872 But there is no menu. 339 00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,109 It feels like one of these restaurants 340 00:16:28,200 --> 00:16:30,395 where the chef has just decided what you will eat 341 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:34,638 And it's scary because of what if you get, like, pheasants, 342 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:36,915 full of capers 343 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:40,231 But then he brings you something Extraordinary delicious 344 00:16:40,320 --> 00:16:43,551 and you realize he knows better than you can know. 345 00:16:43,640 --> 00:16:46,996 And you don't want to go to another restaurant. 346 00:16:49,440 --> 00:16:51,556 Fuck the menu. 347 00:16:53,920 --> 00:16:55,512 Um, do you have anything? Do you want to add? 348 00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:57,636 Um, amen. 349 00:16:58,840 --> 00:17:00,353 I call these people here to attend 350 00:17:00,440 --> 00:17:04,115 Actually, I want to say something , as a servant of honor 351 00:17:04,200 --> 00:17:06,077 - Just now. Is it? Is it...? - Sure. 352 00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,869 Yes. This is actually a short song, But I think this is very fitting. 353 00:18:01,360 --> 00:18:03,271 Sorry, just for a second. 354 00:18:49,760 --> 00:18:51,273 You remember this place 355 00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,794 Yes. 356 00:18:53,880 --> 00:18:55,916 This is not as good as as I remember though. 357 00:18:56,000 --> 00:18:57,672 This is a different room. 358 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:00,149 I tried to get our room but they had to close it 359 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,117 because they can't get our sex. 360 00:19:04,920 --> 00:19:08,071 We might have to have some sex now, isn't that right? 361 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,720 Not me... 362 00:19:12,200 --> 00:19:15,112 This pushes down on my fart maker so... 363 00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:19,035 ... I'm not sure that's a good idea. - GOOD. 364 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:22,078 Hey, how are you? The shoes look painful. 365 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:25,435 Let me rub it a little. 366 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:28,114 Mm. Thank you. 367 00:19:28,200 --> 00:19:32,113 Oh hey, Fergal is great today, By the way. 368 00:19:32,200 --> 00:19:35,112 I think whatever he does about isn't that bad. 369 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:37,589 Oh no! That's as bad as that. I forgot to tell you. 370 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:40,035 This person is from Mallandra's job SMS him 371 00:19:40,120 --> 00:19:41,678 that he looks sexy in his new dress, 372 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,320 So Fergal goes around his house and attacks him, 373 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:46,231 and then he tries to put it in the dress 374 00:19:46,320 --> 00:19:47,548 and dislocation of the man's shoulder. 375 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:51,076 But he decided to drop the charges now, so they're all fine 376 00:19:52,680 --> 00:19:53,396 Oh 377 00:19:53,480 --> 00:19:54,356 Oh good. 378 00:19:54,440 --> 00:19:56,590 I mean, it's terrible! 379 00:20:00,200 --> 00:20:01,633 Wow. 380 00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:03,070 What? 381 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,878 Your toenails are very long. 382 00:20:04,960 --> 00:20:08,635 Oh no! Sorry, every time I try to bow to their clips 383 00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:10,199 I feel I will throw up. 384 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:13,078 - It's okay. I will clip them for you. - What? 385 00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:15,879 No! I will get a pedicure tomorrow. 386 00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:18,679 That's ridiculous You're my wife, you're pregnant, 387 00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:20,478 your toenails are hate crime, 388 00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:22,630 so instead of having sex on the night of our wedding, 389 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,233 I will cut your toenails. 390 00:20:30,280 --> 00:20:31,190 Hey. 391 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,719 - I thought I changed my mind. - About what? 392 00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,832 I think we should have sex. 393 00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:54,909 What? 394 00:20:56,160 --> 00:20:57,229 What? 395 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,754 No, you just hesitated and... 396 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:03,037 It's just that I have a handful of your toenails 397 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:05,111 This is not foreplay. 398 00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:07,031 Yes, that's your idea, I mean, 399 00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,076 if my toenails clipping will turn you off, 400 00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,639 Don't pinch my toenails! 401 00:21:10,720 --> 00:21:13,871 Well, I want to help you. I mean, they're like claws. 402 00:21:13,960 --> 00:21:16,315 - They are not like claws! - They are claw-like and stubborn! 403 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,277 Do you know what? Forget it. 404 00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:21,716 No! Don't! Listen! I'm not talking I don't want, Jesus! 405 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:25,679 I hesitated because I saw in my hand 406 00:21:25,760 --> 00:21:26,875 and then it takes a second 407 00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,997 for me to divert blood from my brain to my penis 408 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,752 Oh, now you make me feel bad. 409 00:21:31,840 --> 00:21:35,196 Great! Like I don't feel bad enough. 410 00:21:36,760 --> 00:21:39,399 - Why did you do that? - Because! 411 00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:42,631 You hurt my feelings, I don't want to see your face right now. 412 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:44,711 Well, I don't want to see you between. 413 00:21:44,800 --> 00:21:47,360 Because you've played it From normal, beautiful, 414 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:51,353 being a small sourpuss, like you do every day 415 00:21:51,440 --> 00:21:52,998 Like I do every day? 416 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,878 What, every day from my damned pregnancy, 417 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:58,793 where I have to go to the doctor three times a week because I'm 41 years old 418 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,110 and every possible thing Could it be wrong to be wrong? 419 00:22:01,200 --> 00:22:04,317 I know! I've been there every step. 420 00:22:04,400 --> 00:22:06,595 And yet an explosion for me is good. 421 00:22:06,680 --> 00:22:09,240 Oh Well, why don't you leave? and make love with other drunk women 422 00:22:09,320 --> 00:22:12,278 and see if he will have better, Pregnancy is less complicated for you? 423 00:22:12,360 --> 00:22:15,591 You know, I will definitely do it, but I have done it install my cart for this... 424 00:22:15,680 --> 00:22:17,159 ... horse. 425 00:22:17,240 --> 00:22:18,673 Horse !? 426 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:21,957 Horses! I don't know, donkey. Whatever you connect with a cart. 427 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,315 - Beast load. - Exit! 428 00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,834 You fucking come out You have a home 429 00:22:26,920 --> 00:22:28,353 I will stay in this hotel 430 00:22:28,440 --> 00:22:30,431 I should never leave in the first place! 431 00:22:30,520 --> 00:22:32,988 GOOD. 432 00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:36,231 Fuck that Bullshit 433 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,710 Never leave it. What does it mean? 434 00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:40,755 Wait, are you really leaving? 435 00:22:41,200 --> 00:22:43,509 Do you really go on our wedding night? 436 00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:46,956 Are you shitting me? This is not a damn soap opera. 437 00:22:48,120 --> 00:22:52,238 All I've done is to try and do the right thing! 438 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:53,753 The right thing? 439 00:22:53,840 --> 00:22:55,432 Oh! What is this? 440 00:22:55,520 --> 00:22:57,715 Is that what you are doing? The right thing? 441 00:22:57,800 --> 00:22:59,756 You are a required boy scout. 442 00:22:59,840 --> 00:23:02,070 - I don't mean... - I don't want to be the right thing! 443 00:23:02,160 --> 00:23:03,752 I want to be a choice! That's why I... 444 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:05,478 ... damn hate this! 445 00:23:05,560 --> 00:23:07,391 You, without a doubt, 446 00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:09,596 the hardest to please people I've met 447 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,636 If I show a rainbow 448 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:14,314 You will like, & apos; Oh, too many colors! 449 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,277 Too many colors on one thing! & apos; 450 00:23:16,360 --> 00:23:21,195 Yeah, well, at least I don't sell drugs that kill astronauts. 451 00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:25,790 I just started there! And they don't kill people anymore! 452 00:23:25,880 --> 00:23:28,678 Oh! And you believe that, Do you deceive the stab Americans? 453 00:23:28,760 --> 00:23:32,355 I just took the job because of you, You fucking ingrate shrew! 454 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,833 Cursed is Christ! 455 00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:45,156 Why me...? 456 00:23:48,120 --> 00:23:50,429 - I'm sorry. - My water is broken 457 00:23:50,520 --> 00:23:53,193 - My water breaks and it's too early. - What?