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Tschick!

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Actually, I won't be here
if it's not because of Tatjana.

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Although he has nothing to do
with all this.

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If what I say
is difficult to understand?

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Yeah, sorry.

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Tatjana Cosic even
is not part of the story.

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The most beautiful girl in the world
has no problem.

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My holidays.

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Last summer
we went to sea.

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We are stuck in our inflatable boat.

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The paddle sinks into the water.

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The longer it gets hot it feels
are under the sun.

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Luckily the Coast Guard finally helped us.

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Maik!

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They save us. Alhamdulillah.

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Keep trying next time, Justin.

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Please sit down.

18
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Who is next?

19
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My birthday
three weeks.

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First Saturday in summer.

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Party! There will be an invitation.
Cinta, Tatjana.

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Holidays. Water. Rescue. God.

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Maik Klingenberg.

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Please go upstairs.

25
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Maik, right now.

26
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My mother and beautiful farm.
By Maik Klingenberg.

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I like my mother.
She's not like the other mother.

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He can be very fun.

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Most mothers don't like that.

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My mother plays tennis.

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He's a tennis enthusiast in our family.

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He won the Club mespikun
with a bottle of vodka in his body.

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Need help, ma'am?

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not poor.

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This conversation often appears:

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Mrs. Weber asked my mother:

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Do you take part in a summer match,
Mrs. Klingenberg?

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Don't worry.
I will go.

39
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where?

40
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Beautiful agriculture.

41
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Then someone at the table
who doesn't know the sentence

42
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always throw smart innuendo:

43
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You don't need help with that,
Madam. Klingenberg.

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That's just a joke.
that is a rehab facility.

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We also walk home
since he is no longer able to drive.

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I brought the racket bag weighing
and he said to me,

47
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"You can't learn much from me.
But two things you can learn:"

48
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"First, you can talk about anything."

49
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"Second, what other people think
doesn't mean anything."

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Psycho!

51
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Please, calm down.

52
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Thank you, Maik.

53
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I'm not finished yet.

54
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How much longer is that?

55
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Six pages.

56
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That is enough for today.

57
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Is that funny for you?

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maik?

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That is your mother.

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Don't you think about that?

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Your mother.

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Do you understand?

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I understand my mother is my mother.

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Your story is the most ¨ sickening, disgusting and shameless

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as long as I teach
for 30 years.

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You have to throw away your story.

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I don't mean literally,
I mean try to think about what you've done.

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Think carefully!

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Clear enough, I made a big mistake.
But I don't know which one is wrong.

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Wagenbach did not tell me,
and I still don't know.

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He told me to think.

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But all I can think about is only Tatjana's birthday.

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That's all that is being discussed.

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I heard that Paman Tatjana brought
_ his own beer as much as 100 liters.

75
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Wow! I already bought
akumenang.com

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Words like that
mean they have been invited.

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I tried desperately
to think of a gift for him.

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NEW HOUSE HAPPINESS

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That must be something special.
But I can't get anything.

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and until I finally got an idea.

81
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... Men go bankrupt?
that jerk can kiss my ass.

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Hey, Maik, there's a front door.

83
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Do you know what I will do for them?

84
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I thought I wanted him to see
I tried hard for this.

85
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If you give a hard effort,
people will guess why.

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Good Morning.

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Go forward with me.

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All friends,
please pay attention,

89
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we have new classmates.

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His name is Andrej.

91
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Tsch... Tschicha... tschoroff.

92
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Please?

93
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Tschichatschow.

94
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Will you tell us about
yourself, where are you from?

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I don't care.

96
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Okay, OK, I'll do it then.

97
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or don't you want me to tell?

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Please.

99
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So, Andrej...

100
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Tschi-chow is
the name of our new classmate,

101
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and he is from
Russia's vast expanse.

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Obviously no one took Tschick's side.

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No one can.

104
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Tschick is rubbish,
and he looks like that.

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I have a foul feeling
see him standing with Wagenbach:

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two bastards with one price.
-... now he's here in our middle school.

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and all of that in just four years.

108
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Like that? Is it true?
well 90%.

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Okay if that's the case, okay.

110
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We can't let you stand here all day,
nice to meet you.

111
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please sit on an empty bench

112
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in the second line
next to Maik Klingenberg.

113
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Laila, please
delete the blackboard?

114
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okay next, everyone
please take your notebook...

115
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a smell smells
sting hard at me.

116
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It's like my mother's smell
when she was on her bad day.

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Something will happen
after his appearance with Wagenbach.

118
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This is definitely an interesting thing.

119
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But then nothing has happened
these days.

120
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then the following week,
we get the matimatika exam results.

121
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this is Kevin, you value D -.

122
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I am merciful above justice.

123
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A miracle happens!

124
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one of you
gets A +.

125
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Not you.

126
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not you too.

127
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Andrej,

128
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Congratulations.

129
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Go upstairs and show us
how you solve the 2nd problem. =

130
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New shoes?
Definitely stolen!

131
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Tschick!
- Hey, Putin!

132
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drunk like skunk?

133
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What do you want?

134
00:10:49,376 --> 00:10:51,335
It turns on the rumor machine:

135
00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:54,501
like the Tschick family
is a Russian mafia.

136
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There is no other explanation
that explains how

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he silences the fool
with a few words.

138
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This is on your package shipment today!

139
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Thank you!

140
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Then, on the last day of school...

141
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For Justin.

142
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I have become the most
happy man in the universe

143
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if finally an invitation
comes to me...

144
00:12:02,085 --> 00:12:03,085
Hey, Maik.

145
00:12:09,876 --> 00:12:11,668
Hey Psycho, give it to me.

146
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for me.

147
00:12:16,543 --> 00:12:18,335
Maik Klingenberg.

148
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this is it.

149
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everyone has a small green invitation.

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almost everything.

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Tschick also doesn't get it.

152
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Big surprise.

153
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:41,501
there is no invitation for the psycho and the weirdo.

154
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Maik!

155
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I really forgot you!

156
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This is an invitation for you.
I hope you can attend.

157
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I will be very disappointed if you,
from everyone, who can't come.

158
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I hope you think of a gift for me.

159
00:12:59,626 --> 00:13:01,585
Of course, I can count on you!

160
00:13:01,960 --> 00:13:02,960
See you later.

161
00:13:03,293 --> 00:13:04,918
I'm very happy if you come!

162
00:13:21,876 --> 00:13:23,918
Happy summer vacation, Klingenberg.

163
00:13:30,918 --> 00:13:32,251
Your jacket is cool...

164
00:13:32,626 --> 00:13:33,834
what?
- Your jacket.

165
00:13:34,168 --> 00:13:35,334
I bought it.

166
00:13:35,668 --> 00:13:37,376
This is my favorite.
not for sale.

167
00:13:37,709 --> 00:13:38,959
Where can I get this?

168
00:13:39,293 --> 00:13:41,251
Hey, wait!
want your kemane?

169
00:13:42,584 --> 00:13:45,001
Why are you right?
- Why are you screaming?

170
00:13:45,334 --> 00:13:46,918
failed the exam?
- no.

171
00:13:47,251 --> 00:13:49,584
Are you bad?
- no.

172
00:13:49,918 --> 00:13:52,459
Surprised?
just don't need to be embarrassed.

173
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I don't know.

174
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I've already admitted it?
- I don't know my grades.

175
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I haven't seen it yet.
You don't check your Rapbook?

176
00:14:01,418 --> 00:14:02,709
Just ignore it, woles!

177
00:14:03,084 --> 00:14:05,001
what are you going to do now?
- back home.

178
00:14:05,334 --> 00:14:07,376
then?
- not your business.

179
00:14:09,084 --> 00:14:10,084
Hey Maik,

180
00:14:10,751 --> 00:14:12,418
cool jacket men!

181
00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:13,834
Mah?

182
00:15:22,876 --> 00:15:23,876
Mah?

183
00:15:58,376 --> 00:16:00,918
I will return
to the beautiful farm tomorrow.

184
00:16:48,459 --> 00:16:49,709
maik?

185
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,334
minimize the sound.

186
00:16:54,626 --> 00:16:56,334
I have business affairs.

187
00:16:56,709 --> 00:16:58,168
I will go first.

188
00:16:59,376 --> 00:17:00,584
How long?

189
00:17:01,251 --> 00:17:03,376
14 days or more.
no problem, right?

190
00:17:08,918 --> 00:17:11,126
I leave you 200 euros.

191
00:17:14,543 --> 00:17:16,834
so you don't do a problem.

192
00:17:20,001 --> 00:17:21,418
Why are you silent here?

193
00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:23,834
We have a swimming pool.

194
00:17:24,168 --> 00:17:26,168
Do you think how much money I spent on it?

195
00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:40,626
Hi.

196
00:17:41,251 --> 00:17:42,251
Hello.

197
00:17:42,876 --> 00:17:44,501
I'm Mona.
What is your name?

198
00:17:45,793 --> 00:17:46,918
Maik.

199
00:17:47,668 --> 00:17:48,793
hot right?

200
00:17:54,251 --> 00:17:56,501
This can be even hotter.

201
00:18:03,918 --> 00:18:05,626
What are you doing this summer?

202
00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:07,626
I live here.

203
00:18:08,168 --> 00:18:09,376
Alone?

204
00:18:12,584 --> 00:18:14,376
Don't feel sorry for this little man.

205
00:18:14,709 --> 00:18:17,459
Maik, this is Mona.
we work together.

206
00:18:17,876 --> 00:18:19,168
We just met.

207
00:18:19,626 --> 00:18:21,501
If there is anything, contact me.

208
00:18:24,626 --> 00:18:26,376
During your business dealings?

209
00:18:26,959 --> 00:18:29,084
Well, during my business.

210
00:18:57,584 --> 00:18:59,251
not in my home page, bitch.

211
00:19:02,084 --> 00:19:03,459
Don't make a problem!

212
00:19:25,751 --> 00:19:29,293
You look like a homo
who is watering the entire garden.

213
00:19:44,168 --> 00:19:45,501
Do you steal the car?

214
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:47,293
no, just borrow it.

215
00:19:47,626 --> 00:19:49,001
I will return it later.

216
00:19:55,751 --> 00:19:58,084
Lada Niva, diesel fuel.

217
00:19:59,959 --> 00:20:02,543
where is the touch button to turn it on?
- the one on TV is fake.

218
00:20:02,918 --> 00:20:04,501
Please touch anything.

219
00:20:05,043 --> 00:20:07,876
Do you want to go to jail?
- I'm only 14 years old.

220
00:20:08,209 --> 00:20:10,001
count of new criminals at the age of 15.

221
00:20:18,668 --> 00:20:20,543
Come on, Maik,
we have fun.

222
00:20:20,959 --> 00:20:22,001
no!

223
00:20:35,376 --> 00:20:37,584
cool pool.
- Yeah, the school is cool.

224
00:20:38,168 --> 00:20:40,126
Cool jacket, cool pool.

225
00:20:45,168 --> 00:20:46,668
What is your kitchen?

226
00:20:47,418 --> 00:20:48,834
cool kitchen!

227
00:20:55,459 --> 00:20:56,876
You are not from Marzahn.

228
00:20:58,209 --> 00:21:00,626
My father took us to move
here two years ago.

229
00:21:01,668 --> 00:21:03,584
What does he do?
- he is a housing developer.

230
00:21:07,459 --> 00:21:09,001
Developers make lots of money huh?

231
00:21:09,751 --> 00:21:10,876
Not really.

232
00:21:11,126 --> 00:21:13,834
What do you mean?
- My father used to want to build housing here.

233
00:21:14,376 --> 00:21:17,501
but they find the environment
rare beetles and rare toads.

234
00:21:17,834 --> 00:21:20,459
So. can not build permission.
He just built this house.

235
00:21:20,793 --> 00:21:22,418
This now belongs to the bank.

236
00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,084
What is the name of the rare frog?

237
00:21:28,334 --> 00:21:29,584
Anura rossomontana.

238
00:21:30,793 --> 00:21:31,793
Okay...

239
00:21:41,543 --> 00:21:43,168
Men! where are you not looking!

240
00:21:43,501 --> 00:21:44,709
Are you in a tank?

241
00:21:45,334 --> 00:21:48,918
I am behind the warehouse.
in an emergency, go to safety.

242
00:21:55,043 --> 00:21:56,584
Do you go to a party?

243
00:21:58,126 --> 00:21:59,334
What party?

244
00:22:00,168 --> 00:22:01,168
Tatjana's party.

245
00:22:02,209 --> 00:22:03,376
It's not like that.

246
00:22:03,793 --> 00:22:04,793
Serious?

247
00:22:05,918 --> 00:22:06,918
I have a plan.

248
00:22:11,043 --> 00:22:12,543
Besides, I'm not invited.

249
00:22:13,418 --> 00:22:14,418
Whoa.

250
00:22:15,043 --> 00:22:16,834
I guess I'm the only one who isn't invited.

251
00:22:17,959 --> 00:22:19,334
anyways it must be boring too.

252
00:22:19,793 --> 00:22:21,209
Simla must be there.

253
00:22:22,418 --> 00:22:23,751
and Natalie,

254
00:22:24,501 --> 00:22:26,709
Laura, Corinna,

255
00:22:27,043 --> 00:22:28,918
and Sarah the big tits.

256
00:22:29,376 --> 00:22:30,793
Not to mention Tatjana.

257
00:22:32,001 --> 00:22:33,043
and Mia.

258
00:22:33,459 --> 00:22:35,834
and Jennifer's sexy ass from grade 8a.

259
00:22:36,168 --> 00:22:37,209
and his cousin.

260
00:22:38,209 --> 00:22:39,209
and Melanie.

261
00:22:43,709 --> 00:22:44,709
Melanie...

262
00:22:49,168 --> 00:22:52,084
Are you gay?
- You are crazy?

263
00:22:52,626 --> 00:22:54,834
because you are not interested in women.

264
00:22:55,918 --> 00:22:58,834
class people pay attention to Tatjana.

265
00:22:59,209 --> 00:23:02,126
You're the only one who doesn't care about his butt, you must be gay?

266
00:23:02,668 --> 00:23:03,876
basic dumb.

267
00:23:04,251 --> 00:23:05,418
That's not a big problem.

268
00:23:06,043 --> 00:23:08,209
Do you not see me again in a bad mood?

269
00:23:08,584 --> 00:23:09,584
yes, but why?

270
00:23:10,001 --> 00:23:11,126
Because of that today.

271
00:23:11,459 --> 00:23:13,209
What is this  today?
- the party, duh.

272
00:23:13,543 --> 00:23:16,293
Tatjana party!
- but you didn't like this.

273
00:23:16,751 --> 00:23:17,959
it doesn't matter if you're gay.

274
00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:19,334
I'm not gay!

275
00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:20,959
I want to prove it?

276
00:23:30,209 --> 00:23:31,709
You fell in love with him huh.

277
00:23:33,626 --> 00:23:34,751
You have to do something!

278
00:23:35,084 --> 00:23:37,168
what do you do?
Go to Tatjana and say,

279
00:23:37,501 --> 00:23:39,668
"I have a small gift."

280
00:23:40,001 --> 00:23:42,751
"I don't mind
at all if not invited."

281
00:23:43,084 --> 00:23:45,251
"No problem.
I just passed by."

282
00:23:45,668 --> 00:23:49,001
"enjoy a painting that I do with all my heart."

283
00:23:50,459 --> 00:23:52,001
that is exactly what I will do.

284
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,376
You don't use a penny.
- Do not worry.

285
00:24:00,918 --> 00:24:03,126
I drive like the champion.
- then have the Champion penlight.

286
00:24:03,459 --> 00:24:05,168
Everybody knows where to go.

287
00:24:06,584 --> 00:24:09,251
we will not come to the party,
through it right?

288
00:24:09,751 --> 00:24:11,584
Do you know why
Tatjana didn't invite you?

289
00:24:11,959 --> 00:24:13,876
Because I am ugly and boring.

290
00:24:14,376 --> 00:24:15,918
no reason.

291
00:24:16,501 --> 00:24:19,084
you don't stand out.
You have to steal his attention.

292
00:24:40,209 --> 00:24:42,584
Look, it's Luke and Justin, the fool.

293
00:24:49,793 --> 00:24:51,751
We don't enter into.
We just agree to pass it.

294
00:24:52,084 --> 00:24:53,084
Okay.

295
00:24:55,126 --> 00:24:56,126
Tschick!

296
00:24:58,293 --> 00:24:59,293
Tschick!

297
00:24:59,918 --> 00:25:01,668
Please don't, Tschick!

298
00:25:04,376 --> 00:25:05,584
Tschick, please don't.

299
00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:07,293
It & apos; ll be fine.

300
00:25:07,918 --> 00:25:09,168
Wait!

301
00:25:51,626 --> 00:25:52,626
This.

302
00:25:54,751 --> 00:25:55,918
a painting.

303
00:25:57,959 --> 00:25:58,959
for you.

304
00:26:14,793 --> 00:26:15,793
Hey Tatjana!

305
00:26:21,918 --> 00:26:23,334
want a drink?

306
00:26:23,709 --> 00:26:25,751
No thanks, we have
other agenda that must be done

307
00:26:34,251 --> 00:26:35,834
Should I show them
a show?

308
00:26:36,668 --> 00:26:38,668
show me no?
- Do what you want.

309
00:26:57,334 --> 00:26:58,418
Brush men!

310
00:26:58,751 --> 00:27:00,668
It doesn't always work every time.

311
00:27:16,126 --> 00:27:17,418
See you tomorrow?

312
00:27:18,126 --> 00:27:19,709
Okay, I'll be here at 10.

313
00:27:24,959 --> 00:27:26,293
Cool cars.

314
00:27:30,584 --> 00:27:32,543
What if we continue to drive?

315
00:27:35,126 --> 00:27:36,376
Where do you drive?

316
00:27:36,834 --> 00:27:38,918
I have a grandfather in Wallachia.

317
00:27:40,084 --> 00:27:41,418
in the middle of the wilderness?

318
00:27:42,668 --> 00:27:45,043
not in the middle of the wilderness,
in Wallachia.

319
00:27:45,959 --> 00:27:48,709
Wallachia is just a figure of speech,
like East Bumfuck.

320
00:27:49,751 --> 00:27:53,668
People who say living in Wallachia
means they live in remote areas.

321
00:27:54,043 --> 00:27:55,126
That is not an area?

322
00:27:55,584 --> 00:27:58,043
not.
- but my grandfather lived there.

323
00:27:58,793 --> 00:28:01,543
in a remote area, really?
- You make me nervous.

324
00:28:01,918 --> 00:28:04,584
He lives in an area called Wallachia.

325
00:28:04,959 --> 00:28:06,501
That is the direction of our goal.

326
00:28:20,834 --> 00:28:22,876
So you are a Russian? or Wallachia?

327
00:28:23,251 --> 00:28:24,626
German. I have a passport.

328
00:28:25,251 --> 00:28:26,668
Yeah, but where are you from?

329
00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:28,251
Where my family comes from.

330
00:28:28,751 --> 00:28:31,376
Volga German,
Kalmyks, Wallachia,

331
00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,043
Jewish Gypsies.

332
00:28:33,418 --> 00:28:36,084
Jewish Gypsies,
There is no such thing.

333
00:28:36,418 --> 00:28:39,084
It's like saying
if there is a French English.

334
00:28:39,418 --> 00:28:42,376
There are French Jews and Jewish Gypsies.

335
00:28:42,793 --> 00:28:44,668
I don't know you're a Jew or Gypsy.

336
00:28:45,043 --> 00:28:48,043
Jews are religion. Gypsies are
someone who has no home.

337
00:28:48,709 --> 00:28:50,293
People who don't have a house are called Berbers.

338
00:28:50,626 --> 00:28:52,543
Ah, it's not clear.

339
00:28:59,459 --> 00:29:00,834
Take a look!

340
00:29:03,918 --> 00:29:05,459
Hey, it's expensive to know!

341
00:29:05,834 --> 00:29:07,751
Other people can
find us with that.

342
00:29:12,293 --> 00:29:13,376
Hey!

343
00:29:13,751 --> 00:29:17,001
want to harm people with broken glass on the road?
- Stupid!

344
00:29:28,626 --> 00:29:31,501
we don't have a map?
no phone, no map!

345
00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:35,168
We will not get it.
- Map only for weak people.

346
00:29:35,501 --> 00:29:37,209
We only need to drive south.

347
00:29:42,959 --> 00:29:44,501
Look at this person.

348
00:29:45,251 --> 00:29:46,626
Richard Claydé-erman.

349
00:30:03,501 --> 00:30:04,668
Really awesome.

350
00:30:05,959 --> 00:30:07,668
Are you sure you are not gay?

351
00:30:14,168 --> 00:30:15,501
Beware of the wrong way hoy!

352
00:30:15,834 --> 00:30:18,251
No, I'm going south.
- Well it's not wrong anymore!

353
00:30:19,626 --> 00:30:20,668
Damn!

354
00:30:21,001 --> 00:30:22,626
I can't see because of the fog.

355
00:30:39,376 --> 00:30:43,584
You damn it! what's up?
- he will know if you are 14 years old.

356
00:30:46,459 --> 00:30:47,751
He calls the police!

357
00:30:48,501 --> 00:30:51,751
Tschick, come out!
- I forgot to turn on the light.

358
00:31:20,918 --> 00:31:22,168
Kevin Kurányi!

359
00:31:23,168 --> 00:31:24,793
You don't look like Kevin Kurányi!

360
00:31:25,168 --> 00:31:28,834
You're like a 14-year-old child
with paste duct tape with a stupid look.

361
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:36,793
Well this is.

362
00:31:37,293 --> 00:31:38,834
Suitable for this area.

363
00:31:52,168 --> 00:31:53,376
which direction to the south?

364
00:31:54,793 --> 00:31:59,043
You don't know that by hour
can you know the direction?

365
00:32:00,293 --> 00:32:04,501
Gini, point your hand to the sun

366
00:32:05,543 --> 00:32:07,043
and others point north.

367
00:32:09,209 --> 00:32:10,876
so that's where north.

368
00:32:11,209 --> 00:32:14,043
Since when is the sun in the north?
- from now on.

369
00:32:14,543 --> 00:32:15,709
Now look,

370
00:32:16,251 --> 00:32:19,876
The sun rises in the east,
moves south and sets in the west.

371
00:32:20,209 --> 00:32:21,793
It was never in the north.

372
00:32:22,834 --> 00:32:24,459
That's why this version is different from Cuy.

373
00:32:24,918 --> 00:32:27,334
that doesn't apply in the summer.
, try again.

374
00:32:27,751 --> 00:32:29,751
But that direction isn't spinning around.

375
00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:31,668
Maybe it's gyrocompass.

376
00:32:32,001 --> 00:32:34,168
Gyrocompass does not rotate
like gyroscope.

377
00:32:34,501 --> 00:32:36,834
it's spinning because of alcohol.
- you're just like that.

378
00:32:37,209 --> 00:32:40,209
I read it in a book.
Sailors break the compass

379
00:32:40,543 --> 00:32:44,251
because of alcoholics
and then they get lost.

380
00:32:44,668 --> 00:32:47,668
The title of the book is "Ocean of Beer"
or "Sea Wolf"...

381
00:32:48,001 --> 00:32:50,209
You mean "Steppenwolf"
is a story about drugs.

382
00:32:50,543 --> 00:32:52,251
"Steppenwolf" is the name of the band.

383
00:32:52,709 --> 00:32:53,793
fool!

384
00:32:54,126 --> 00:32:55,334
I go right.

385
00:33:34,418 --> 00:33:35,876
I think Clayderman is dying!

386
00:33:47,209 --> 00:33:48,209
This is good.

387
00:33:54,418 --> 00:33:55,793
this is a dead end.

388
00:33:56,209 --> 00:33:57,709
I will not back down now!

389
00:33:59,543 --> 00:34:01,293
Tschick, what are you doing?

390
00:34:01,626 --> 00:34:02,626
Tschick!

391
00:34:19,834 --> 00:34:21,043
Write your name!

392
00:34:21,459 --> 00:34:24,376
Your name?
- So we can read it on Google Earth!

393
00:34:52,709 --> 00:34:55,251
Now snake bends for the letter S.

394
00:35:01,501 --> 00:35:02,793
This is kerenn!

395
00:35:31,709 --> 00:35:33,626
Hey loser, get out of the way!

396
00:35:39,376 --> 00:35:40,501
Farmers at 6 o'clock!

397
00:35:41,043 --> 00:35:42,126
No, the farmer!

398
00:35:42,459 --> 00:35:44,084
Partial!
- hunt, gas!

399
00:35:45,751 --> 00:35:48,001
cows block the way!
- Just hit it!

400
00:35:48,709 --> 00:35:49,709
Fast!

401
00:35:54,251 --> 00:35:55,751
Gas, fast!
- Can not!

402
00:35:56,876 --> 00:35:57,876
Tschick hunt!

403
00:35:59,626 --> 00:36:00,668
Go!
- I'm trying!

404
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:04,459
Hurry gaspollll friend!

405
00:36:07,251 --> 00:36:08,918
Let's speed up!
gas! gas!

406
00:36:10,084 --> 00:36:11,168
Come on, Tschick!

407
00:36:12,293 --> 00:36:14,209
Leave him! Yeah!
- Tos dong!

408
00:36:18,668 --> 00:36:20,334
We are good guys!

409
00:37:04,709 --> 00:37:05,918
where are you going now?

410
00:37:06,376 --> 00:37:10,376
We have to get rid of Lada
from the road for a few days.

411
00:37:21,501 --> 00:37:22,918
friend, Transformers!

412
00:37:29,168 --> 00:37:30,168
bring a can opener?

413
00:37:31,876 --> 00:37:34,293
You bring
canned food but don't bring a can opener?

414
00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:35,751
what do you bring?

415
00:37:40,668 --> 00:37:42,626
frozen pizza.
Do you have an oven?

416
00:37:48,168 --> 00:37:49,209
bring a match?

417
00:37:51,418 --> 00:37:52,418
hold this.

418
00:38:00,293 --> 00:38:01,376
stupid.

419
00:38:04,459 --> 00:38:07,376
Goal for Mario Götze!
this ends all now!

420
00:38:08,001 --> 00:38:09,418
Want to try?

421
00:38:23,918 --> 00:38:25,001
Wow.

422
00:38:25,918 --> 00:38:26,918
That's crazy.

423
00:38:27,501 --> 00:38:28,834
is much better than TV.

424
00:38:31,126 --> 00:38:32,626
Have you watched "Starship Troopers"?

425
00:38:33,001 --> 00:38:34,501
with monkeys?
- no, alien.

426
00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:36,501
and the brain came out the last session?

427
00:38:37,084 --> 00:38:39,209
the alien giant brain huh?
- Yeah!

428
00:38:43,626 --> 00:38:45,834
somewhere there,
in one star,

429
00:38:46,209 --> 00:38:47,543
that's what happened.

430
00:38:47,918 --> 00:38:51,043
aliens actually slaughter millions.

431
00:38:52,168 --> 00:38:53,668
No one knows about that.

432
00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:55,084
Except for us.

433
00:38:57,709 --> 00:38:59,584
really think is there anything out there?

434
00:39:02,251 --> 00:39:04,334
there are only a few possibilities.

435
00:39:05,209 --> 00:39:07,168
but from now on it becomes big,

436
00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:11,126
there's always a chance
even if it's at a small bet...

437
00:39:13,543 --> 00:39:15,334
and somewhere there is a movie

438
00:39:15,751 --> 00:39:16,918
played on Earth

439
00:39:17,376 --> 00:39:19,501
about two small children who stole a car.

440
00:39:20,584 --> 00:39:22,334
they think this is a sci-fi movie:

441
00:39:22,834 --> 00:39:23,918
People and cars.

442
00:39:24,251 --> 00:39:25,418
no one believes it.

443
00:39:27,626 --> 00:39:29,168
except for two young beetles.

444
00:39:30,543 --> 00:39:31,543
they believe it.

445
00:39:32,543 --> 00:39:34,376
they only break the helicopter lock.

446
00:39:35,168 --> 00:39:37,126
and they think the same thing.

447
00:39:37,918 --> 00:39:39,126
They believe in us

448
00:39:39,751 --> 00:39:41,626
because we believe in them.

449
00:39:45,834 --> 00:39:47,168
Crazy.
- Crazy.

450
00:40:10,584 --> 00:40:12,668
From which orphanage do you run away?

451
00:40:13,001 --> 00:40:16,501
we are not running away, we are adventurous aristocrats
traveling from aristocratic land to other lands.

452
00:40:18,168 --> 00:40:19,501
Are you cycling too?

453
00:40:20,751 --> 00:40:22,043
We are riders.

454
00:40:22,668 --> 00:40:24,751
You're wrong.
They are riders.

455
00:40:26,209 --> 00:40:28,209
adventurous nobles, what is that?

456
00:40:29,418 --> 00:40:31,793
which is clearly not
the lowly by train.

457
00:40:34,543 --> 00:40:35,751
Gloria!

458
00:40:36,251 --> 00:40:37,334
Karl-Theodore!

459
00:40:41,126 --> 00:40:43,084
I think your security guard is calling you guys.

460
00:40:44,001 --> 00:40:45,209
he counted.

461
00:40:49,834 --> 00:40:52,376
Who are they?
- Adventurous nobility.

462
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:03,876
Are we not eating food?

463
00:41:06,001 --> 00:41:08,709
Let's ask them.
- We are not strange people.

464
00:41:10,293 --> 00:41:11,376
Where did you go?

465
00:41:14,251 --> 00:41:16,626
to Pepper?
- I have to eat.

466
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,251
I think we are hiding Pepper again.

467
00:41:20,584 --> 00:41:22,751
Men must eat, or they will die.

468
00:41:34,251 --> 00:41:35,459
Norm!
- Norma!

469
00:41:45,668 --> 00:41:46,918
Where is Norma?

470
00:41:48,959 --> 00:41:50,418
Hey, I asked you.

471
00:41:52,001 --> 00:41:54,584
We don't go to the supermarket.
- But where is that?

472
00:41:55,459 --> 00:41:58,626
we bought food from the Fröhlich family.
- Oh, Fröhlichs.

473
00:41:59,376 --> 00:42:01,418
but where is the supermarket?

474
00:42:02,001 --> 00:42:04,084
The Fröhlichs family lives there.

475
00:42:04,501 --> 00:42:07,126
Hello Friedemann!
- Hello, Mr. Police!

476
00:42:08,751 --> 00:42:09,959
Let's try again.

477
00:42:11,001 --> 00:42:14,418
Where is Norma?
- Do you just want to look around?

478
00:42:16,626 --> 00:42:19,168
Do you go to the supermarket only
to just look around?

479
00:42:19,501 --> 00:42:20,793
We want to buy food!

480
00:42:21,168 --> 00:42:22,501
Friedemann!

481
00:42:23,251 --> 00:42:25,168
Go home, it's afternoon.

482
00:42:26,001 --> 00:42:27,668
Do you know where Norma is?

483
00:42:28,751 --> 00:42:30,751
They want to buy food, mama!

484
00:42:31,084 --> 00:42:33,209
Whose norm?
- a supermarket!

485
00:42:33,876 --> 00:42:36,918
Oh! we never go there.
we went to the Fröhlichs family.

486
00:42:37,709 --> 00:42:39,918
we have heard.
- what do you want there?

487
00:42:40,418 --> 00:42:42,168
shop.
We are hungry.

488
00:42:43,709 --> 00:42:46,084
We want lunch.
Join us.

489
00:42:46,543 --> 00:42:49,501
What is the lunch menu lady?
- Risi Bisi.

490
00:43:11,293 --> 00:43:12,293
Wait!

491
00:43:17,459 --> 00:43:21,043
We hold hands
and thank God for his love,

492
00:43:21,376 --> 00:43:23,709
Beautiful earth
where we all live...

493
00:43:25,501 --> 00:43:27,209
Tips for making it shorter.

494
00:43:27,543 --> 00:43:29,126
Hopefully this food is blessed.

495
00:43:36,793 --> 00:43:37,793
my goodness.

496
00:43:38,626 --> 00:43:39,751
Lezaattt!

497
00:43:54,209 --> 00:43:56,168
Stop! First question!

498
00:43:56,501 --> 00:43:58,501
Wait, I think about the problem first.

499
00:44:02,293 --> 00:44:04,751
What is Merope Gaunt getting

500
00:44:05,584 --> 00:44:07,793
for the Slytherin counter...
- 12 warships!

501
00:44:08,126 --> 00:44:09,168
10 battleships!

502
00:44:09,501 --> 00:44:11,376
Elizabeth is the fastest.

503
00:44:13,543 --> 00:44:15,959
what is the name of the ship?  the Alexander von Humboldt...
- Pizarro!

504
00:44:16,751 --> 00:44:19,168
Good, Friedemann.

505
00:44:20,834 --> 00:44:22,418
why did I say 12?

506
00:44:26,251 --> 00:44:28,293
What if now is a special round of guests?

507
00:44:30,459 --> 00:44:32,043
Ouch not fair!

508
00:44:32,751 --> 00:44:33,834


509
00:44:34,209 --> 00:44:36,001
it's your turn again.

510
00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:41,626
Who is the first president of Germany?

511
00:44:42,584 --> 00:44:43,751
Adenauer?

512
00:44:44,084 --> 00:44:46,793
Helmut Kohl!
- Heuss, Lübke, Heinemann, Scheel,

513
00:44:47,168 --> 00:44:49,876
Carstens, Weizsäcker,
Herzog, Köhler, Wulff, Gauck.

514
00:44:50,626 --> 00:44:51,751
nice Jonas.

515
00:44:52,584 --> 00:44:54,084
Now you can ask.

516
00:44:54,959 --> 00:44:57,126
What is the capital of Germany?

517
00:44:58,251 --> 00:44:59,584
I say Berlin.

518
00:45:00,834 --> 00:45:01,834
Me too.

519
00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:04,001
okay eat it.

520
00:45:23,418 --> 00:45:26,168
This is a watermelon.
this is good when you are thirsty too.

521
00:45:26,543 --> 00:45:28,001
Thank you.
- Thank you very much.

522
00:45:28,459 --> 00:45:30,751
dah.
- dahhh!

523
00:45:35,293 --> 00:45:36,668
Now I have a question:

524
00:45:37,709 --> 00:45:40,709
How do you find out
where is the north with a watch?

525
00:45:41,126 --> 00:45:44,376
point your hand towards the sun,
then turn the minute to 12,

526
00:45:44,709 --> 00:45:45,751
then it shows south.

527
00:45:47,084 --> 00:45:48,126
Right!

528
00:45:48,834 --> 00:45:49,918
dah.
- dah.

529
00:45:53,126 --> 00:45:54,168
good people.

530
00:45:55,293 --> 00:45:56,334
very smart.

531
00:45:59,501 --> 00:46:00,834
Where is the father?

532
00:46:02,084 --> 00:46:03,084
good question.

533
00:46:03,459 --> 00:46:04,751
first.
I wanna pee.

534
00:46:34,668 --> 00:46:37,126
Show me your SIM!
How old are you?

535
00:46:38,251 --> 00:46:39,584
Open the door!

536
00:46:39,918 --> 00:46:41,334
Open now!

537
00:46:42,293 --> 00:46:43,751
your base!

538
00:46:49,376 --> 00:46:51,168
Damn, Maik, sorry!

539
00:47:06,834 --> 00:47:08,501
Don't complicate yourself!

540
00:47:16,084 --> 00:47:17,501
Stay still there!

541
00:48:12,918 --> 00:48:14,043
what should I do?

542
00:48:14,709 --> 00:48:17,501
I might be 100km, or 200km,
south of Berlin.

543
00:48:18,209 --> 00:48:20,376
Tschick has driven
with a blue Lada car

544
00:48:20,709 --> 00:48:22,376
a lot of policemen passing by looked for it.

545
00:48:22,918 --> 00:48:25,918
I have no idea
how we will meet again.

546
00:48:29,459 --> 00:48:32,543
Normally, I have to meet again

547
00:48:32,918 --> 00:48:35,126
where we separate.

548
00:48:35,501 --> 00:48:39,043
But that won't work now,
The village police are waiting there.

549
00:48:47,834 --> 00:48:48,876
Hello?

550
00:49:01,376 --> 00:49:04,334
If you can't meet
in the last place you split up,

551
00:49:04,709 --> 00:49:07,376
You have to go back to the last place
you together.

552
00:49:07,709 --> 00:49:08,793
In a wind turbine!

553
00:49:09,126 --> 00:49:10,501
A very simple solution!

554
00:49:11,293 --> 00:49:12,668
The more I think about it,

555
00:49:13,001 --> 00:49:16,209
the more I'm sure that
Tschick will have the same idea.

556
00:49:25,751 --> 00:49:26,751
Tschick?

557
00:49:29,001 --> 00:49:30,001
Tschick!

558
00:49:48,501 --> 00:49:49,626
Tschick!

559
00:49:54,084 --> 00:49:56,751
Last place together!
- Last place together!

560
00:49:58,001 --> 00:49:59,001
Men!

561
00:50:10,084 --> 00:50:12,251
Do you like the new color?
- Cool!

562
00:50:12,584 --> 00:50:15,334
Where did you get the new car plate?
- Munich.

563
00:50:24,668 --> 00:50:26,459
Damn, we run out of fuel.

564
00:50:42,626 --> 00:50:44,376
where will we get car fuel?

565
00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:47,626
What if we steal another car?

566
00:50:48,084 --> 00:50:52,209
Are you crazy? we can't steal
new cars every time we run out of fuel.

567
00:50:57,418 --> 00:50:59,126
so this is the end of our journey.

568
00:51:01,251 --> 00:51:03,251
I want to return Pepper to its place.

569
00:51:09,043 --> 00:51:10,459
we are stupid!

570
00:51:10,918 --> 00:51:13,168
we only need
take fuel from another car.

571
00:51:18,209 --> 00:51:19,251
How?

572
00:51:20,751 --> 00:51:21,876
We need a hose.

573
00:52:47,584 --> 00:52:48,668
Maik!

574
00:52:54,501 --> 00:52:55,751
Good, how about the hose?

575
00:52:56,876 --> 00:52:57,918
not at all.

576
00:53:12,626 --> 00:53:14,043
Get out of there!

577
00:53:16,918 --> 00:53:17,918
What?

578
00:53:18,293 --> 00:53:19,376
You guys are stupid!

579
00:53:19,751 --> 00:53:20,793
Are you crazy?

580
00:53:21,168 --> 00:53:22,376
You hear me, stupid.

581
00:53:22,751 --> 00:53:24,543
Your friend is stupid too!

582
00:53:25,126 --> 00:53:26,293
Who is the bitch?

583
00:53:26,626 --> 00:53:28,293
you guys are stupid!

584
00:53:28,626 --> 00:53:30,751
Open your butt and shut up!

585
00:53:31,084 --> 00:53:33,001
Oriental fucking!
- I'm Russian!

586
00:53:33,376 --> 00:53:35,751
Transvestite Russia!
- I will be there!

587
00:53:36,209 --> 00:53:37,251
let's come here, cowardly!

588
00:53:37,668 --> 00:53:39,001
Oh, I'm scared!

589
00:53:39,751 --> 00:53:41,501
He seems like he doesn't like it.

590
00:53:43,668 --> 00:53:45,001
What are you looking for?

591
00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:46,751
Pile Tai!

592
00:53:49,876 --> 00:53:51,626
we are looking for a hose.

593
00:53:53,293 --> 00:53:54,584
hose is there.

594
00:54:00,584 --> 00:54:01,793
Hose!

595
00:54:10,293 --> 00:54:11,876
What do you need it for?

596
00:54:12,293 --> 00:54:14,459
This is a birthday present for my father.

597
00:54:14,918 --> 00:54:18,251
I told you where to place the hose,
now tell me why you want that.

598
00:54:19,668 --> 00:54:20,793
We stole a car.

599
00:54:21,168 --> 00:54:22,751
and now we have to steal the fuel.

600
00:54:23,126 --> 00:54:24,751
Seriously Woy,

601
00:54:25,376 --> 00:54:27,293
I've given it the place too!

602
00:54:32,251 --> 00:54:34,334
please, do what you want to do.

603
00:54:35,834 --> 00:54:37,251
Yo, Maik.

604
00:54:39,959 --> 00:54:40,959
Perfect.

605
00:54:48,376 --> 00:54:50,543
Have something to eat?
- do we look like we have food?

606
00:54:50,918 --> 00:54:52,626
You look like an idiot!

607
00:54:53,584 --> 00:54:55,209
You call yourself.

608
00:55:05,459 --> 00:55:06,584
I'm hungry.

609
00:55:08,501 --> 00:55:10,168
there are blackberries behind there.

610
00:55:12,626 --> 00:55:14,376
I think you're weird people.

611
00:55:14,959 --> 00:55:16,501
because of using lipstick.

612
00:55:20,959 --> 00:55:22,293
where do you want to go?

613
00:55:22,626 --> 00:55:23,626
Wallachia.

614
00:55:24,626 --> 00:55:26,543
I want to go to praha.
is in line.

615
00:55:26,918 --> 00:55:28,334
not in line.

616
00:55:29,376 --> 00:55:30,459
Hey!

617
00:55:32,793 --> 00:55:34,418
Does anyone ever smell you smell?

618
00:55:35,001 --> 00:55:37,459
Baumu like tai.
Go away.

619
00:55:51,751 --> 00:55:54,334
You don't need to tell him if he smells.

620
00:55:54,959 --> 00:55:56,376
I have to say something.

621
00:55:56,918 --> 00:55:58,918
and men, well he smells!

622
00:56:00,334 --> 00:56:03,126
He has beautiful eyes,
but he is still a strange person.

623
00:56:15,418 --> 00:56:16,418
it's open!
- Good!

624
00:56:20,418 --> 00:56:21,918
First, suck it.

625
00:56:27,168 --> 00:56:29,334
ever heard of gravity? it won't work!

626
00:56:29,668 --> 00:56:32,918
Once it 's started,
overall it downward flows.

627
00:56:33,251 --> 00:56:35,209
But the gas doesn't & doesn't know that!

628
00:56:35,543 --> 00:56:37,043
It & apos a law of physics.

629
00:56:37,501 --> 00:56:39,501
It & apos; s got a name, something force.

630
00:56:39,834 --> 00:56:41,168
The bullcrap force.

631
00:56:41,584 --> 00:56:44,084
Have you never seen it in a movie?
- Yeah, in the movie.

632
00:56:47,334 --> 00:56:48,751
Maybe the tank is empty.

633
00:56:50,793 --> 00:56:52,793
It's wet.
There should be gasoline.

634
00:56:54,751 --> 00:56:56,084
Someone comes.

635
00:56:57,043 --> 00:56:58,126
Let's go.

636
00:57:05,168 --> 00:57:07,084
what are you doing?
- camouflage.

637
00:57:17,668 --> 00:57:18,918
you guys are stupid!

638
00:57:19,251 --> 00:57:20,501
Real pros!

639
00:57:20,834 --> 00:57:23,043
Can you shout even louder?
- Too dumb to fuck!

640
00:57:23,376 --> 00:57:25,751
Ever heard of sucking?
- We were sucking!

641
00:57:26,918 --> 00:57:28,126
give me the jam.

642
00:57:40,293 --> 00:57:42,126
Have you never stolen gasoline in Russia?

643
00:57:42,501 --> 00:57:43,918
No, I'm never, racist.

644
00:57:44,376 --> 00:57:45,751
Why didn't we succeed?

645
00:57:46,293 --> 00:57:48,293
This must be below
water level.

646
00:57:48,709 --> 00:57:51,084
oh below the water level.
- correct.

647
00:57:52,251 --> 00:57:54,793
what is the water level?
- ask him.

648
00:57:58,709 --> 00:58:01,334
My name is Isa.
- good for you.

649
00:58:02,043 --> 00:58:06,251
Why do you want to go to praha?
I have to visit my brother.

650
00:58:14,084 --> 00:58:17,251
too hot?
- no, you smell too much.

651
00:58:20,959 --> 00:58:22,959
there must be lice
breed there.

652
00:58:25,084 --> 00:58:26,334
I know.

653
00:58:28,209 --> 00:58:29,584
play the cassette.

654
00:58:48,668 --> 00:58:52,626
I never thought why
car wiper to the right and left instead of top down

655
00:58:53,501 --> 00:58:56,001
Yes I also think about it.

656
00:59:56,293 --> 00:59:57,793
Don't try.

657
01:00:20,626 --> 01:00:21,709
try to see.

658
01:01:29,084 --> 01:01:31,251
he can't swim!
- he just pretended.

659
01:01:35,043 --> 01:01:36,418
you're an idiot!

660
01:01:37,334 --> 01:01:38,959
Here are gifts, soap!

661
01:01:40,376 --> 01:01:42,376
You certainly never saw that!

662
01:01:42,751 --> 01:01:44,043
I feel love...

663
01:01:50,126 --> 01:01:52,334
You're stupider
than your girlfriend.

664
01:02:01,918 --> 01:02:03,418
Boy maco swim like this.

665
01:02:17,043 --> 01:02:18,543
Give me soap too.

666
01:02:47,751 --> 01:02:49,084
I will look for food.

667
01:03:12,418 --> 01:03:14,001
I want you to cut my hair.

668
01:03:17,834 --> 01:03:19,459
I have never cut hair before.

669
01:03:19,834 --> 01:03:21,626
I don't care, it's just short.

670
01:03:27,918 --> 01:03:29,501
I don't want my clothes to get hair.

671
01:04:00,709 --> 01:04:02,084
looks bad right?

672
01:04:03,334 --> 01:04:04,418
good koq.

673
01:04:20,626 --> 01:04:22,001
Have you ever done it?

674
01:04:23,001 --> 01:04:25,168
fuck?
- understand.

675
01:04:25,626 --> 01:04:26,668
Not yet.

676
01:04:30,959 --> 01:04:31,959
and?

677
01:04:33,418 --> 01:04:34,418
and what?

678
01:04:36,834 --> 01:04:37,918
want to do it?

679
01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:40,626
What do you want to do?

680
01:04:47,459 --> 01:04:48,751
but I want you...

681
01:04:51,959 --> 01:04:53,251
Your hand is on the knee.

682
01:05:05,084 --> 01:05:06,126
why?

683
01:05:14,751 --> 01:05:15,959
you tremble.

684
01:05:17,376 --> 01:05:18,376
I know.

685
01:05:19,709 --> 01:05:20,959
You don't know anything.

686
01:05:22,459 --> 01:05:23,501
I know.

687
01:05:28,543 --> 01:05:30,126
we can do it.

688
01:05:30,834 --> 01:05:31,876
if you want.

689
01:05:44,959 --> 01:05:46,501
Do you like sausages?

690
01:06:20,251 --> 01:06:21,668
what are we doing here?

691
01:06:22,043 --> 01:06:23,334
vacation.

692
01:06:23,668 --> 01:06:25,376
like normal people do.

693
01:06:36,668 --> 01:06:38,501
this is like in the movie "Game of Thrones."

694
01:06:38,834 --> 01:06:40,293
beautiful place.

695
01:06:57,584 --> 01:06:58,959
This is the oldest.

696
01:06:59,501 --> 01:07:00,793
Anselm Wail,

697
01:07:01,459 --> 01:07:02,459
1906.

698
01:07:03,584 --> 01:07:04,626
everything is dead.

699
01:07:05,709 --> 01:07:07,376
like us too 100 years.

700
01:07:41,001 --> 01:07:44,876
AT, MK, IS... I like that.
- I like that too.

701
01:07:45,626 --> 01:07:48,418
someone can make
the abbreviation,

702
01:07:49,543 --> 01:07:51,834
then the sentence "Atomic Crisis in 2016."

703
01:07:54,293 --> 01:07:57,209
Let's scratch our hands,
and smear blood on it.

704
01:07:58,126 --> 01:07:59,751
Are you a Geronimo tribe now?

705
01:08:00,084 --> 01:08:01,834
I'm not a Jewish Gypsy.

706
01:08:14,584 --> 01:08:17,251
PRAHA EXPRESS

707
01:08:26,334 --> 01:08:28,668
What is he doing?
- I do not know.

708
01:08:30,709 --> 01:08:32,084
Do you have 30 euros?

709
01:08:32,418 --> 01:08:34,459
I will send you again later, swear!

710
01:08:34,918 --> 01:08:36,543
My brother has money.

711
01:08:58,418 --> 01:09:00,084
I will never succeed without you guys.

712
01:09:27,293 --> 01:09:29,626
You don't fall in love anymore right?

713
01:09:31,334 --> 01:09:32,668
serious  You're easy to fall in love with a woman.

714
01:09:33,418 --> 01:09:35,834
or what is the sentence more precisely?

715
01:09:36,668 --> 01:09:38,251
it's all too fast.

716
01:09:49,668 --> 01:09:50,918
subtitle by
@DANKETORJA @danketorja

717
01:09:51,251 --> 01:09:53,626
subtitle by
@DANKETORJA @danketorja

718
01:09:54,209 --> 01:09:56,293
subtitle by
@DANKETORJA @danketorja

719
01:09:57,209 --> 01:09:59,126
Do I only see this?

720
01:09:59,626 --> 01:10:00,793
they are real!

721
01:10:04,043 --> 01:10:05,126
Tschick!

722
01:10:06,043 --> 01:10:07,043
I'm not sure of this.

723
01:11:03,418 --> 01:11:04,876
I never back down.

724
01:11:05,501 --> 01:11:06,918
here we are, here we are!

725
01:11:24,001 --> 01:11:26,251
Tschick! watch out!

726
01:11:29,751 --> 01:11:30,959
are you hurt?

727
01:12:07,626 --> 01:12:08,626
What happened?

728
01:12:14,709 --> 01:12:15,959
I can't drive like this.

729
01:12:45,043 --> 01:12:46,334
never mind then, just come here.

730
01:12:48,709 --> 01:12:50,376
It's impossible, you drive.
- have you lost your mind?

731
01:12:52,293 --> 01:12:55,251


732
01:12:55,793 --> 01:12:58,418
You only need to step on the gas and drive.
I will move the teeth.

733
01:12:58,793 --> 01:13:00,626
no.
Why not?

734
01:13:01,251 --> 01:13:02,543
I'm a coward.

735
01:13:04,168 --> 01:13:05,793
I'm coward and boring.

736
01:13:08,209 --> 01:13:10,209
I never get tired of you.

737
01:13:10,543 --> 01:13:13,918
not you, but Tatjana does not invite me to her stupid party.

738
01:13:14,293 --> 01:13:15,543
do you know?

739
01:13:16,376 --> 01:13:18,668
compared to Isa.
Tatjana is nothing.

740
01:13:21,918 --> 01:13:23,001
I can say that,

741
01:13:25,834 --> 01:13:27,001
because...

742
01:13:29,543 --> 01:13:31,209
I don't really like women.

743
01:13:38,751 --> 01:13:40,584
I have never told anyone before this.

744
01:13:43,501 --> 01:13:47,001
You must be thinking weird,
but I'm not surprised.

745
01:13:48,251 --> 01:13:51,376
Sometimes I do think I am gay.

746
01:13:51,751 --> 01:13:52,793
give me my shoes.

747
01:13:54,084 --> 01:13:56,209
That might solve my problem.

748
01:13:56,751 --> 01:13:59,293
But apparently not.
I sometimes still like sexy women.

749
01:14:10,209 --> 01:14:12,834
just step on the clutch pedal,
the left one

750
01:14:16,209 --> 01:14:18,918
Be careful, do it slowly.

751
01:14:22,209 --> 01:14:23,293
Very super.

752
01:14:24,209 --> 01:14:25,584
let's try again.

753
01:14:29,126 --> 01:14:30,668
be careful.

754
01:14:31,001 --> 01:14:32,418
don't be too tight
step on the gas.

755
01:14:32,751 --> 01:14:34,418
Let the clutch slide slowly.

756
01:14:36,334 --> 01:14:38,001
a little gas, that's like that.

757
01:14:39,001 --> 01:14:40,001
that's right.

758
01:14:40,459 --> 01:14:41,918
Brush, step on the gas again.

759
01:14:42,584 --> 01:14:43,793
Yeah, good.

760
01:15:02,376 --> 01:15:03,376
Well!

761
01:15:04,168 --> 01:15:06,126
nice, cowardly base!

762
01:15:42,376 --> 01:15:43,668
rotten pig base.

763
01:15:46,668 --> 01:15:48,084
basic fools!

764
01:15:48,501 --> 01:15:49,584
copy him!

765
01:15:59,126 --> 01:16:00,251
copy past right!

766
01:16:08,501 --> 01:16:09,626
Is he crazy?

767
01:16:11,959 --> 01:16:14,043
Should I try the emergency path?

768
01:16:14,376 --> 01:16:17,251
if you believe you can.
- Yeah, like in the game "GTA."

769
01:17:09,084 --> 01:17:10,209
so many pigs.

770
01:17:11,168 --> 01:17:12,501
you're pig!

771
01:17:13,001 --> 01:17:15,543
I will catch you!

772
01:17:16,293 --> 01:17:18,001
if you catch it I'll...

773
01:17:18,918 --> 01:17:19,959
are you okay?

774
01:17:24,918 --> 01:17:25,918
Yeah.

775
01:17:26,543 --> 01:17:27,543
what about you?

776
01:17:30,751 --> 01:17:32,126
it seems like I scratched my hand.

777
01:17:36,001 --> 01:17:37,209
Please!

778
01:17:38,293 --> 01:17:39,709
Please!

779
01:17:44,376 --> 01:17:45,376
Maik.

780
01:17:46,418 --> 01:17:47,418
I have to go.

781
01:17:47,751 --> 01:17:49,918
or they will
take me to an orphanage.

782
01:17:57,501 --> 01:17:58,501
Tschick!

783
01:18:16,959 --> 01:18:18,251
take this.
will be cold.

784
01:18:35,584 --> 01:18:36,876
I'll see you again.

785
01:18:41,793 --> 01:18:43,168
Cool jacket.

786
01:18:59,501 --> 01:19:01,709
Klingenberg, Maik.

787
01:19:02,751 --> 01:19:03,751
Maik with A I.

788
01:19:05,543 --> 01:19:08,293
Date of birth?
- May 14, 2002  I'm only 14 years old.

789
01:19:10,918 --> 01:19:12,251
I haven't counted.

790
01:19:13,001 --> 01:19:14,501
I haven't counted criminals.
- Oh, of course you are counted.

791
01:19:14,959 --> 01:19:17,918
You're right 14 years.

792
01:19:18,501 --> 01:19:19,834
I think it should be 15.

793
01:19:20,501 --> 01:19:21,751
no, it's 14.

794
01:19:22,793 --> 01:19:24,459
15 it's just a joke.

795
01:19:25,084 --> 01:19:26,626
Good morning.
- Morning.

796
01:19:27,126 --> 01:19:28,418
Where do you live?

797
01:19:30,334 --> 01:19:31,459
maik?

798
01:19:34,918 --> 01:19:35,918
Say something!

799
01:19:37,668 --> 01:19:38,668
what? I said, yes!

800
01:19:39,043 --> 01:19:41,126
Yes, I understand!

801
01:19:41,459 --> 01:19:42,543
You don't understand, you're an idiot!
- I'm not an idiot.

802
01:19:42,918 --> 01:19:45,459
I know I'm screwing up.

803
01:19:45,834 --> 01:19:47,584
No, your Russian friends are screwing up!

804
01:19:47,918 --> 01:19:49,876


805
01:19:50,418 --> 01:19:53,418
the damn antisocial,
he messed things up!

806
01:19:54,126 --> 01:19:56,501
You are too stupid
to have to follow it.

807
01:19:56,834 --> 01:19:58,001
Josef.

808
01:20:01,418 --> 01:20:02,709
Now listen to me.

809
01:20:03,084 --> 01:20:05,543
You just shut up and listen.

810
01:20:05,918 --> 01:20:08,709
Let the lawyer talk
what has happened.

811
01:20:09,209 --> 01:20:11,626
Andrej Tschichatschow, "Tschick,"

812
01:20:12,084 --> 01:20:14,209
run away and prove guilty.

813
01:20:14,626 --> 01:20:17,209
stealing a car is the idea.

814
01:20:17,543 --> 01:20:20,584
He was also in the car
when the accident occurred.

815
01:20:21,751 --> 01:20:25,043
my client is with him
because he is afraid of Andrej.

816
01:20:32,918 --> 01:20:34,334
That's not true.

817
01:20:34,834 --> 01:20:36,168
Maik, sit down.

818
01:20:37,751 --> 01:20:40,334
we both decide
to travel with Lada.

819
01:20:42,293 --> 01:20:43,959
and last I drive.

820
01:20:44,293 --> 01:20:45,584
stop this silliness!

821
01:20:45,918 --> 01:20:47,251
Calm down, Herr Klingenberg,

822
01:20:47,751 --> 01:20:49,543
I will call you if
I need an explanation from you.

823
01:20:50,793 --> 01:20:52,001
Please sit back.

824
01:20:55,918 --> 01:20:59,418
Maik. Is that true?

825
01:21:05,459 --> 01:21:06,543
Yes, Your Honor.

826
01:21:19,793 --> 01:21:22,418
At school they teach us
violence is not the final answer.

827
01:21:23,043 --> 01:21:24,251
Bullshit.

828
01:21:25,043 --> 01:21:26,334
Josef!

829
01:21:30,834 --> 01:21:32,876
When you can punch
smackdown like that

830
01:21:33,251 --> 01:21:35,293
You know it must be the final answer.

831
01:21:37,251 --> 01:21:38,293
Geez.

832
01:22:09,501 --> 01:22:12,126
I think what will happen.

833
01:22:12,834 --> 01:22:14,751
how long will we stay in this house,

834
01:22:15,501 --> 01:22:17,543
how long my parents
will defend their marriage,

835
01:22:18,126 --> 01:22:20,418
if my father decides
to have children with Mona...

836
01:22:42,918 --> 01:22:46,626
What are you doing, ma?
- look at all this mess.

837
01:22:57,501 --> 01:22:58,626
help me.

838
01:23:29,668 --> 01:23:32,668
I know exactly what I think
like when I hold my breath in water.

839
01:23:33,668 --> 01:23:37,293
I think things are worse
than having mothers who are alcoholics.

840
01:23:37,626 --> 01:23:39,126
or abandoned by my father.

841
01:23:40,918 --> 01:23:43,001
because you can't
hold your breath forever,

842
01:23:43,334 --> 01:23:44,751
but not for a long time.

843
01:23:52,001 --> 01:23:55,418
and that's my summer.
The school has reentered.

844
01:24:06,626 --> 01:24:07,626
Can we talk?

845
01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:11,459
I have to go to school.
this is the first day of entry.

846
01:24:11,793 --> 01:24:12,918
we will take you.

847
01:24:14,751 --> 01:24:16,376
do you know
Andrej Tschichatschow?

848
01:24:16,709 --> 01:24:19,168
He's my friend.
- Where is he?

849
01:24:19,626 --> 01:24:20,626
Don't know.

850
01:24:23,709 --> 01:24:24,834
What happened?

851
01:24:25,168 --> 01:24:26,668
Lada's car was stolen.

852
01:24:28,126 --> 01:24:30,418
yesterday the day after tomorrow,
with chipped and broken cables.

853
01:24:30,751 --> 01:24:32,709
found overnight. badly damaged.

854
01:24:33,626 --> 01:24:35,918
I don't know about that, sir, officer.

855
01:24:36,334 --> 01:24:39,251
I commit punishment
civil service with idiots every day.

856
01:24:39,584 --> 01:24:41,084
afternoon to the night I was with my mother.

857
01:24:43,168 --> 01:24:44,668
that fascinated me.

858
01:24:45,293 --> 01:24:47,376
Tschick can write a letter.

859
01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:50,001
but to damage Pepper
completely,

860
01:24:50,293 --> 01:24:51,751
funny idea!

861
01:25:07,751 --> 01:25:09,001
Is that Maik Klingenberg?

862
01:25:15,001 --> 01:25:16,293
What happened to him?

863
01:25:42,043 --> 01:25:44,376
... as well as the pitagoras theory.

864
01:25:44,918 --> 01:25:48,001
Geometry,

865
01:25:48,626 --> 01:25:49,626
volume,

866
01:25:50,001 --> 01:25:52,668
surface, body, angle...

867
01:25:53,293 --> 01:25:55,126
symmetrical...

868
01:25:55,501 --> 01:25:57,543
Hey, this is for you.

869
01:26:03,126 --> 01:26:05,834
where are you from this summer?
- Tatjana.

870
01:26:07,084 --> 01:26:08,251
He cares for me now.

871
01:26:09,084 --> 01:26:11,168
Tatjana Cosic finally noticed me.

872
01:26:13,168 --> 01:26:15,543
If before yesterday's summer
I must have jumped for joy.

873
01:26:17,584 --> 01:26:19,584
But strangely, now I don't care.

874
01:26:19,959 --> 01:26:21,834
in a remote place.

875
01:26:30,876 --> 01:26:32,918
The only thing I care about

876
01:26:33,251 --> 01:26:34,751
is meeting Tschick again.

877
01:26:35,793 --> 01:26:39,168
I think without Tschick I
never felt yesterday's summer,

878
01:26:39,501 --> 01:26:41,418
and it's the best summer.

879
01:26:42,418 --> 01:26:43,793
The best summer ever.

880
01:26:44,126 --> 01:26:47,751
AT, MK, IS... I like that.
- I like that too.

881
01:26:48,251 --> 01:26:51,084
someone can make
the abbreviation,

882
01:26:51,793 --> 01:26:53,709
it will become "Atomic Crisis in 2016."

883
01:26:54,126 --> 01:26:56,626
I'm very excited for
to meet Tschick again.

884
01:26:57,043 --> 01:26:58,126
Tschick and Isa.

885
01:26:58,793 --> 01:27:01,459
If it's not next week, maybe next week again.

886
01:27:01,793 --> 01:27:03,418
& apos; because, I almost forgot this part:

887
01:27:03,918 --> 01:27:06,418
Let's meet again exactly in this place 50 years from now.

888
01:27:07,334 --> 01:27:09,918
dated July 28, 2066.

889
01:27:11,959 --> 01:27:13,543
Whatever we do later.

890
01:27:15,793 --> 01:27:16,918
or is that stupid?

891
01:27:21,543 --> 01:27:22,543
no.

892
01:27:23,751 --> 01:27:24,959
we will come here.

893
01:29:11,293 --> 01:29:14,626
stupid...