1 00:00:30,330 --> 00:00:32,698 Visit www.Hokibet99.cc Trusted Secure Online Gambling Agent 2 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,734 You're nonsense We have fun for a moment, 3 00:00:35,736 --> 00:00:37,469 and then you have to go and damn it. 4 00:00:37,471 --> 00:00:39,471 -I've finished listening to you -Well, I'll tell you something, 5 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:40,806 -You are fine without me. -For God's love, 6 00:00:40,808 --> 00:00:42,508 - go, stop! -I have tried. 7 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:44,376 I have tried and I am out of patience with you. 8 00:00:44,378 --> 00:00:46,545 I am sick and tired become one in 9 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:49,148 trying out all the time. 10 00:00:52,118 --> 00:00:53,652 Hey, I'm tired waiting for you and-- 11 00:00:53,654 --> 00:00:55,120 -Ashley. -Nick. 12 00:00:55,122 --> 00:00:56,789 What are you doing here? 13 00:00:56,791 --> 00:00:59,058 I think You will go to school today 14 00:00:59,060 --> 00:01:01,226 What happened here? 15 00:01:01,228 --> 00:01:02,628 What did he do in your room ?! 16 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,363 Hey bro, I'm Elliot 17 00:01:04,365 --> 00:01:06,231 Actually Nick, that "fuckjerry," 18 00:01:06,233 --> 00:01:08,400 - he is just being simple. -Okay, but what is "fuckjerry" 19 00:01:08,402 --> 00:01:10,402 - in your bed? -Do you call me a prostitute? 20 00:01:10,404 --> 00:01:12,571 -What are you doing? -What is this? 21 00:01:12,573 --> 00:01:14,673 Your face is priceless. -Do you take a picture of me? 22 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,442 -Remove. -Elliot, can you give us a minute? 23 00:01:16,444 --> 00:01:18,110 Yes Elliot, can you give us for a moment, please 24 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:20,145 That's good, thank you. Thank you very much. 25 00:01:20,147 --> 00:01:21,814 Why do you always do this 26 00:01:21,816 --> 00:01:23,582 whenever I hang out with male friends 27 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:25,851 -You damage us -God, he is clear 28 00:01:25,853 --> 00:01:28,120 he's fucking This dude is okay? 29 00:01:28,122 --> 00:01:30,089 He screwed Jerry because he needed validation 30 00:01:30,091 --> 00:01:32,758 Many girls with low self-esteem and father's problems do it. 31 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:34,259 Hello? This is the agreement. 32 00:01:34,261 --> 00:01:36,128 Done. I'm out of your league. 33 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:38,097 And you are sad and sad and I need someone 34 00:01:38,099 --> 00:01:40,132 -which is better than you -Let me hold you back 35 00:01:40,134 --> 00:01:41,633 -What if we hug each other, -okay, ew, ew, gross. 36 00:01:41,635 --> 00:01:43,469 We will understand, we will remember how it feels 37 00:01:43,471 --> 00:01:45,804 -to hug each other. - Don't touch me 38 00:01:45,806 --> 00:01:47,473 I beg you, don't go, Ashley... Fuck, man. 39 00:01:50,210 --> 00:01:52,444 -Oh come on. -Sorry bro. 40 00:01:57,851 --> 00:02:01,653 Hey ginger, sweet breast, 41 00:02:01,655 --> 00:02:04,156 Can you bring me please help again 42 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:06,558 -Jahe... -Love you. 43 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:08,260 This is me. 44 00:02:08,262 --> 00:02:09,595 -Hey. -this you go 45 00:02:09,597 --> 00:02:12,431 Alright hello there, Nicholas, thank you. 46 00:02:12,433 --> 00:02:14,766 What's wrong? 47 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:17,269 Why - why is it so down? 48 00:02:17,271 --> 00:02:20,205 Ashley and I kind of have fighting today 49 00:02:20,207 --> 00:02:21,373 Continue? Big problem. 50 00:02:21,375 --> 00:02:23,308 Done 51 00:02:23,310 --> 00:02:24,643 Seeing, this is the problem 52 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:26,178 You go to college right? 53 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,213 Tomorrow you will join brotherhood, 54 00:02:28,215 --> 00:02:29,581 you will be like your parents 55 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:31,450 You will meet some other women there, 56 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,918 some other hot donkeys. 57 00:02:32,920 --> 00:02:34,620 You will have truffle butter 58 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:37,156 out wazoo, my friend. 59 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,790 That and cocktails. 60 00:02:38,792 --> 00:02:41,226 Every hour will be hours of pj cocktails. 61 00:02:41,228 --> 00:02:42,461 -I don't know. -Whatever you want, 62 00:02:42,463 --> 00:02:43,862 You will live like a king 63 00:02:43,864 --> 00:02:45,564 - That's not me. -I don't want to hear it 64 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:48,734 You are a frat person 65 00:02:48,736 --> 00:02:50,369 same as me 66 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,803 -go me in this case -Good. 67 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,373 As long as you don't say it "pj cocktail" again. 68 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,607 Oh my God. 69 00:02:55,609 --> 00:02:57,409 I can go for one of them now. 70 00:02:57,411 --> 00:02:58,844 - Stop. -Oh come on, 71 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:00,612 -I just joshin & apos; with you -It's weird, though. 72 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:03,282 -No, not you. -Ohh! 73 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:18,330 Oh! Look at this room. 74 00:03:18,332 --> 00:03:20,666 Geez, are you Nick 75 00:03:20,668 --> 00:03:22,568 -No, I'm Nick's father. -Good. 76 00:03:22,570 --> 00:03:24,269 - My name is Eugene. -Eugene. 77 00:03:24,271 --> 00:03:25,938 You might have heard me on campus, 78 00:03:25,940 --> 00:03:29,208 - they know me as euey. -Euey! Yes, man! 79 00:03:29,210 --> 00:03:30,442 -Billy Hawkins. -Billy. Hi, how are you? 80 00:03:30,444 --> 00:03:31,710 Nice to meet you. I'm great 81 00:03:31,712 --> 00:03:33,612 Company handshake You get there, Billy. 82 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:35,948 Let me, uh, introduce you to, uh, 83 00:03:35,950 --> 00:03:38,283 real roommate, if I can. 84 00:03:38,285 --> 00:03:40,285 -Nick. -Hey. 85 00:03:40,287 --> 00:03:42,354 Nick. 86 00:03:42,356 --> 00:03:44,523 Handshake 87 00:03:44,525 --> 00:03:46,458 Hmm, look at yourself 88 00:03:48,828 --> 00:03:52,531 Don't need that. 89 00:03:52,533 --> 00:03:55,534 Ah, look at that That's Nick's bond. 90 00:03:55,536 --> 00:03:57,603 That's a bond, Nick. 91 00:03:57,605 --> 00:03:59,338 Welcome to the rest of the first day your life 92 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:01,506 Just what we've told him 93 00:04:01,508 --> 00:04:03,642 That's what we told him the whole trip. 94 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:04,977 -Wow. -How are you? 95 00:04:04,979 --> 00:04:06,678 -Astaga. -Hi. 96 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,815 Sorry, it's ginger She's my beautiful wife. 97 00:04:09,817 --> 00:04:11,350 -Billy Hawkins. -What pleasure. 98 00:04:11,352 --> 00:04:12,918 -A honor. -What pleasure. 99 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,920 Kiss on both sides, very European 100 00:04:14,922 --> 00:04:16,455 You know what I am talking about 101 00:04:16,457 --> 00:04:18,523 -Oh, of course. -Father. Nick. 102 00:04:18,525 --> 00:04:19,658 -Yes sir. -I have to ask you. 103 00:04:19,660 --> 00:04:21,693 -Go. -Are you a whitehallian? 104 00:04:21,695 --> 00:04:24,696 -Uh, delta kappa & apos; 89. -I, I know that. 105 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,565 -Oh no. Stop. No. -I know that, man. 106 00:04:26,567 --> 00:04:28,567 -Oh come on. -I saw it in your bones, 107 00:04:28,569 --> 00:04:30,569 -You emit it. -Oh, stop it. 108 00:04:30,571 --> 00:04:31,903 -Process. -That is not true. 109 00:04:31,905 --> 00:04:33,672 You are an class that does that 110 00:04:33,674 --> 00:04:35,007 with pork and lead paint. 111 00:04:35,009 --> 00:04:36,008 That's a pig hole. 112 00:04:36,010 --> 00:04:37,542 -Kamu... -With... 113 00:04:37,544 --> 00:04:39,478 Whoop, bom-bing. -And then... 114 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,846 -Bop - okay... -And then we go... 115 00:04:40,848 --> 00:04:42,381 -We left that and then we... -And then you... 116 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:43,882 -Oh! -Oh! 117 00:04:43,884 --> 00:04:46,418 -And so on... -Boh! Boh! 118 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,586 -And then... -Ooo-ooo-ah 119 00:04:47,588 --> 00:04:49,955 - God! Oh! 120 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,456 -Man! Do you have to stay -here? 121 00:04:51,458 --> 00:04:52,791 We have orientation 122 00:04:52,793 --> 00:04:54,660 and then phidelt is throwing this party 123 00:04:54,662 --> 00:04:55,894 and it will go crazy. 124 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,696 -Wait, today? -Yeah, 5:30. 125 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,398 -No no no. -Well, I can do that, this is 5:30, 126 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,600 it's no big deal, I can stay until 5:30. 127 00:05:01,602 --> 00:05:03,602 Please, Mrs. Nick! 128 00:05:03,604 --> 00:05:05,470 At 5:30, I can stay... 129 00:05:05,472 --> 00:05:06,638 -And only-- -father father. 130 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:07,973 What, father, what? That will be fun, 131 00:05:07,975 --> 00:05:09,975 -it will... -This is the day, baby 132 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:12,511 -Please? - All right, he said. 133 00:05:12,513 --> 00:05:13,845 Law! 134 00:05:13,847 --> 00:05:15,847 Large and strong ginger. 135 00:05:15,849 --> 00:05:18,483 -Ah. -So, uh, next time that time. 136 00:05:18,485 --> 00:05:19,951 - One month. -Get another bed here. 137 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:21,620 Next time I will spend the night. 138 00:05:21,622 --> 00:05:23,755 -Working for me, will be -Gotcha. 139 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:25,457 -Good. -We will shape it. 140 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:26,792 Alright, just take him out of his shell. 141 00:05:26,794 --> 00:05:28,393 -He came out! -OK. 142 00:05:28,395 --> 00:05:30,696 -Thank you, Billy. - Thank you, Mr. Nick. 143 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:32,531 God loves you. 144 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:33,965 OK, Thank you. 145 00:05:33,967 --> 00:05:36,501 Aw. Mwah. 146 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:38,837 Look, I caught you a little something 147 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:40,839 Uh, you know this lecture, 148 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,342 and so I think You need this. 149 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,344 Uh, you want to use them all the time. 150 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:46,845 No, I don't want to use it all the time. 151 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,380 No, you do I use it right now. 152 00:05:48,382 --> 00:05:49,881 - What? No, not you. 153 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:51,583 Good, you never know. 154 00:05:51,585 --> 00:05:52,751 Don't say that, it's disgusting, father 155 00:05:52,753 --> 00:05:54,086 That's a joke. Take them 156 00:05:54,088 --> 00:05:56,955 Take me from me, with my love. 157 00:05:56,957 --> 00:05:58,657 OK, see, seriously, 158 00:05:58,659 --> 00:06:00,926 You will be fine here, All right? 159 00:06:00,928 --> 00:06:02,928 Just follow Billy's instructions. 160 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,730 He will show you rope, okay? 161 00:06:04,732 --> 00:06:06,465 OK, dad Thank you. 162 00:06:06,467 --> 00:06:07,632 You're welcome. 163 00:06:07,634 --> 00:06:09,634 -Bye. -Bye. 164 00:06:09,636 --> 00:06:11,436 See you, dad. 165 00:06:16,943 --> 00:06:19,111 - Welcome back, roomie. -Hey. 166 00:06:19,113 --> 00:06:20,812 You say goodbye to mom and dad? 167 00:06:20,814 --> 00:06:22,881 -Yeah, they left -Good. 168 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:25,384 Okay, what are you Preferences Preferences? 169 00:06:25,386 --> 00:06:26,885 Uh, I will go to orientation 170 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:29,388 Orientation, my friend, we know our gender, okay? 171 00:06:29,390 --> 00:06:32,391 Not needed. What have you worked for ? 172 00:06:32,393 --> 00:06:35,060 Um, it's just financial assistance forms. 173 00:06:35,062 --> 00:06:36,762 There is an meeting this afternoon. 174 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:38,463 There is nothing in it right now. 175 00:06:38,465 --> 00:06:40,132 This, uh, is empty 176 00:06:40,134 --> 00:06:42,801 There is nothing in it right now. 177 00:06:52,445 --> 00:06:54,613 Okay, Nick, um, 178 00:06:54,615 --> 00:06:56,114 this will happen sounds crazy 179 00:06:56,116 --> 00:06:57,649 You won't understand this, 180 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,751 But, uh, no one can know about this. 181 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,119 Why? 182 00:07:01,121 --> 00:07:03,422 People in this world, they are crazy 183 00:07:03,424 --> 00:07:06,892 And if they know that you are in financial assistance, 184 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,760 they will tear your damn face 185 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:10,095 Eh, it's not reasonable. 186 00:07:10,097 --> 00:07:11,630 And I know, I know it's crazy, man. 187 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,565 My father doesn't make there is money, okay? 188 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,901 He is on the damn ship in the middle of nowhere 189 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:18,570 with his ex-wife, but nobody knows about that, 190 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,472 and nobody Can know about this too, 191 00:07:20,474 --> 00:07:22,107 because if they do, there is no hope for you 192 00:07:22,109 --> 00:07:24,676 Do you understand? 193 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:28,213 Uh, not really, But, uh, okay, um, 194 00:07:28,215 --> 00:07:31,883 yes, I will remain among us, don't tell anyone .. 195 00:07:31,885 --> 00:07:33,718 -All right. -Good? 196 00:07:33,720 --> 00:07:34,986 Good. Good. 197 00:07:34,988 --> 00:07:36,788 Wow, that's intense. 198 00:07:36,790 --> 00:07:38,790 -Oh man. -Good. 199 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:41,226 Oh my God. Hi, ladies. 200 00:07:41,228 --> 00:07:44,663 - Do you like fireballs? - -Yeah 201 00:07:44,665 --> 00:07:46,531 -Now, I'm Billy. -Olivia. 202 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,066 I like that name Do you know my friend Nick? 203 00:07:48,068 --> 00:07:50,469 -No. Hello. -Hi. 204 00:07:50,471 --> 00:07:52,003 -Nicholas Cooper. -Hey. 205 00:07:52,005 --> 00:07:54,139 -Hai. I like your glasses. -What are you playing? 206 00:07:54,141 --> 00:07:56,174 -Seni. -Me, too. 207 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,876 -That too! -Aw! 208 00:07:57,878 --> 00:07:59,578 We might have a joint class possible. 209 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:01,012 -No, we only visit. -What is this? 210 00:08:01,014 --> 00:08:02,781 You drink it, man It's American in bottles. 211 00:08:02,783 --> 00:08:04,516 -You have never had a fireball before? -See cinnamon gum. 212 00:08:04,518 --> 00:08:05,951 -Oh, this is so funny -oh, it's so funny 213 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:08,553 -Ah! What's wrong with you?! -Are you kidding?! 214 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:08,553 I'm sorry. 215 00:08:08,555 --> 00:08:11,923 - Jesus Christ, come out! -You know what, woman, Thank you for coming. 216 00:08:11,925 --> 00:08:13,758 We will clean this, and we will be with you 217 00:08:13,760 --> 00:08:15,560 - outside in just one minute. -Good luck can to any house, 218 00:08:15,562 --> 00:08:16,895 -You are fucking pussies. -A loser! 219 00:08:16,897 --> 00:08:19,764 Alright, goodbye. Wow. That goes well. 220 00:08:19,766 --> 00:08:21,132 I want you to practice inhale, 221 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:22,834 and, uh, you will - no, it will be fine 222 00:08:22,836 --> 00:08:24,669 No, that - that - that - it's not me, okay 223 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,705 That, it's clear is not mine 224 00:08:26,707 --> 00:08:28,840 Nick, come on, man, You have one small lump, we will rebound 225 00:08:28,842 --> 00:08:30,141 We will go to this party and everything 226 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,676 will be amazing, okay? 227 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,678 I don't want to go to party 228 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,013 You go. Have fun. 229 00:08:35,015 --> 00:08:36,948 I will get some work done. 230 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:40,719 OK, bro. 231 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:43,788 But I tried, and I will be there if you need me 232 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,526 And me-- I will miss you. 233 00:08:47,528 --> 00:08:49,194 I will be fine, but I will miss you 234 00:08:49,196 --> 00:08:50,729 And if you need me, 235 00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:51,997 I will be at the party. 236 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:55,000 We start! 237 00:08:59,939 --> 00:09:01,907 He texted me again. 238 00:09:01,909 --> 00:09:03,708 -I see. -Look. 239 00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:07,879 Oh my God, this child is very sad Ugh, he needs help. 240 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,814 I have an idea. 241 00:09:11,183 --> 00:09:13,018 Want to help improve this child? 242 00:09:13,020 --> 00:09:14,886 How? 243 00:09:14,888 --> 00:09:16,121 What are you doing? 244 00:09:20,192 --> 00:09:21,726 Must destroy it to build it. 245 00:09:21,728 --> 00:09:24,663 Let me see. 246 00:09:26,966 --> 00:09:28,300 "Nick Cooper's Hashtag is sad." 247 00:09:29,835 --> 00:09:32,704 Ouch. 248 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:34,139 Do it! 249 00:09:34,141 --> 00:09:35,774 Hi. I applaud your work ethic, 250 00:09:56,829 --> 00:09:59,264 remembering the school hasn't even started yet, 251 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:01,800 but you came for this rager, okay? 252 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:04,035 I am there, and I try to have a very good time, 253 00:10:04,037 --> 00:10:06,204 254 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:07,739 but I can Think about yourself 255 00:10:07,741 --> 00:10:09,107 and that's right fucking gay, 256 00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,910 so let's go. Let's go! 257 00:10:29,996 --> 00:10:32,330 How are you doing, people? 258 00:10:32,332 --> 00:10:33,865 may I borrow this for a moment? 259 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:35,166 Thank you. Hold this. 260 00:10:35,168 --> 00:10:37,235 Whoa! Man, what happened? 261 00:10:37,237 --> 00:10:39,237 -What is that? -What? 262 00:10:39,239 --> 00:10:41,640 -This is a cup. -A blue cup 263 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:43,141 How dare you bring this liberal blue color nonsense 264 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,643 - go to this house -I'm not a liberal. 265 00:10:44,645 --> 00:10:46,344 I mean, you use blue, man 266 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:48,380 Trump! 267 00:10:48,382 --> 00:10:50,248 Wow, don't worry, man. That is cool. 268 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:52,017 Hi friends, I saw you, uh, meet Benjamin. 269 00:10:52,019 --> 00:10:53,351 Hi, I'm Billy 270 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:54,886 Hi how are you? I am Joshua 271 00:10:54,888 --> 00:10:56,287 - My friend Nick -I am Adam. 272 00:10:56,289 --> 00:10:58,156 - Nice to meet you. -Glad you stopped. 273 00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,691 You have a good time, All right? 274 00:10:59,693 --> 00:11:01,159 OK. 275 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,861 what's the matter is that all? 276 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,263 That's my friend, 277 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:06,798 it's our future 278 00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:08,667 Is that our future? Those people? 279 00:11:08,669 --> 00:11:10,669 -Which girl do you want? -Up, nothing. 280 00:11:10,671 --> 00:11:12,170 -What that is. -No. 281 00:11:12,172 --> 00:11:13,872 He's antelope, you're a lion 282 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:15,840 - on a plane in Africa. -Like anteaters, more 283 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:18,309 - and he - he-- - shh shh shh... go 284 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,311 I will be here. 285 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,080 -You can do it, Nick. -Good. 286 00:11:24,917 --> 00:11:26,885 Um, hi. 287 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,319 What is your name? 288 00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,922 Hey. The most recent Frisbee competition 289 00:11:30,924 --> 00:11:32,757 not until tomorrow, homo. 290 00:11:32,759 --> 00:11:35,093 Oh my God. Oh, my God. 291 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,262 What is that? 292 00:11:37,264 --> 00:11:39,130 Ah, hey, hey. No, that's cool, so cool. 293 00:11:39,132 --> 00:11:41,132 That is a lay up man, You have to get rid of the dirt. 294 00:11:41,134 --> 00:11:42,834 That also happens as free throw Shaq. 295 00:11:42,836 --> 00:11:44,335 Yes, tell him that 296 00:11:44,337 --> 00:11:47,038 No. You do it. 297 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,074 -You want me to do it? -Sure. 298 00:11:50,109 --> 00:11:51,443 Hi, there 299 00:11:51,445 --> 00:11:54,145 - How are you doing? -Hi. 300 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,815 That also happens as free throw Shaq. 301 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:58,083 That's good. 302 00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,417 -It's good right? -Yes. 303 00:11:59,419 --> 00:12:00,985 Segregation is rather made some sense. 304 00:12:00,987 --> 00:12:02,487 Freshwater situation. 305 00:12:02,489 --> 00:12:05,490 I just think we really need to focus on, you know, 306 00:12:05,492 --> 00:12:07,358 Reason why we don't have it 307 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:08,893 African Americans here 308 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,061 Black, you could say black, they are not here 309 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:11,863 OK, sir, PC. 310 00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:14,132 I will enter this in the term so you can understand. 311 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:16,000 Go to any secondary school in this country 312 00:12:16,002 --> 00:12:18,503 and see how children choose to sit at lunch table 313 00:12:18,505 --> 00:12:20,338 People like their own type Well, we don't force anyone into the situation 314 00:12:20,340 --> 00:12:22,040 that they haven't chosen for themselves. 315 00:12:22,042 --> 00:12:24,909 Natural selection. 316 00:12:24,911 --> 00:12:26,511 - In scientific terms. -But don't, like, 317 00:12:26,513 --> 00:12:28,379 I will never, Because I drive a g-wagon. 318 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:34,285 Look, I don't use the same partner underwear every day, 319 00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:36,121 why I will drive Rover same color range 320 00:12:36,123 --> 00:12:37,522 - every month? -It is true. 321 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:39,290 I just think we have to have like, you know, 322 00:12:39,292 --> 00:12:41,126 unlike black child celebrities but likes, 323 00:12:41,128 --> 00:12:43,428 like real black people, you know 324 00:12:43,430 --> 00:12:45,029 What do you mean black, & apos; true black people? 325 00:12:45,031 --> 00:12:47,398 326 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,435 You know, like - like, like real, like - like-- 327 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,904 hey Amanda, are your students different? 328 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:55,774 Yes, I mean we have many of various colored uggs. 329 00:12:55,776 --> 00:12:57,175 -See. -Just a few colors, 330 00:12:57,177 --> 00:12:58,777 I just want some color, man, color scheme, 331 00:12:58,779 --> 00:13:00,178 change a little, do you know? 332 00:13:00,180 --> 00:13:02,280 -So enter the sun. -What about a mulatto? 333 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:04,082 -You want to sit? -Yes. 334 00:13:04,084 --> 00:13:06,785 -You are happy now? -Yeah, guess what 335 00:13:06,787 --> 00:13:08,953 Tell him, don't do this again. 336 00:13:08,955 --> 00:13:10,288 Come on, You know like, like, uh... 337 00:13:10,290 --> 00:13:11,456 Dah, dah! 338 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:15,460 Hey. 339 00:13:17,229 --> 00:13:19,798 You look like you experienced an explosion. 340 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:21,966 Yes? Well, what gives the goes 341 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,836 Don't worry, this is not true for me too. 342 00:13:24,838 --> 00:13:26,070 I - I'm Nick 343 00:13:26,072 --> 00:13:27,405 I'm rosanna 344 00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,107 Nice to meet you, rosanna 345 00:13:29,109 --> 00:13:31,409 I really like your clothes 346 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:33,111 Thank you, we all have to use it 347 00:13:33,113 --> 00:13:35,246 I think you use the best for you 348 00:13:35,248 --> 00:13:37,415 You are sweet. 349 00:13:37,417 --> 00:13:41,419 So, uh, what do you want for the main? 350 00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,822 Maybe music. -Yes? 351 00:13:43,824 --> 00:13:45,890 I like art history. 352 00:13:45,892 --> 00:13:48,860 Actually here scholarships for that 353 00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,995 What is Watson fellowship program 354 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,330 Yes. How do you know that? 355 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:55,333 My father is actually a professor here 356 00:13:55,335 --> 00:13:57,202 in art history department. 357 00:13:57,204 --> 00:13:59,604 Yes, I want to meet him sometime 358 00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:01,072 Rosanna? Thank you God. 359 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:03,374 Zb babes look for you 360 00:14:03,376 --> 00:14:04,909 Real parties are happening inside 361 00:14:04,911 --> 00:14:06,144 I have to take you with me 362 00:14:06,146 --> 00:14:07,312 Hey, Adam. 363 00:14:07,314 --> 00:14:08,847 -Yeah, sure. -Exactly this. 364 00:14:08,849 --> 00:14:10,114 -I will see you around. -Um... 365 00:14:10,116 --> 00:14:12,283 You have fun, small friends 366 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,654 Welcome to my simple place of residence. 367 00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:51,923 Is your roommate here? 368 00:14:51,925 --> 00:14:55,560 I don't want your name to be Melissa tonight 369 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:57,095 I want it fucking megan 370 00:14:57,097 --> 00:14:58,162 -Megan? -Yes. 371 00:14:58,164 --> 00:15:00,331 Go there 372 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:02,400 Okay, Megan, here. 373 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,102 -Motherfuck... -Melissa. 374 00:15:04,104 --> 00:15:06,271 -I came. Ugh! -Oh, god, oh! 375 00:15:56,027 --> 00:15:07,605 Damn, Megan. 376 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,508 Let me wake up here, let me wake up here, 377 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,043 let me wake up here Let me wake up... 378 00:15:12,045 --> 00:15:14,245 Put your finger - put your finger in my bastard 379 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:17,916 Go. 380 00:15:20,387 --> 00:15:22,921 Ah! Oh, my God! 381 00:15:22,923 --> 00:15:25,590 Oh my God! Yes... 382 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:27,091 This is Melissa. 383 00:15:27,093 --> 00:15:28,426 Just leave from here, okay 384 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,628 But congratulations back anytime 385 00:15:30,630 --> 00:15:33,231 - Good morning! -Good morning. 386 00:15:34,366 --> 00:15:36,367 Morning, bro. 387 00:15:36,369 --> 00:15:38,069 That's terrible, Billy. 388 00:15:08,071 --> 00:15:41,306 That's amazing. 389 00:15:41,308 --> 00:15:42,640 What do you think about him? 390 00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:44,342 Well, it's nothing my boyfriend. 391 00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:46,344 Oh yes? 392 00:15:46,346 --> 00:15:47,679 Does your girlfriend have beautiful breasts 393 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,382 but my boyfriend Has a beautiful body, yeah. 394 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:53,551 Well, if he has a body like that, 395 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:56,721 then you can get with any body on this campus 396 00:15:58,026 --> 00:16:00,258 dear I still love my girlfriend. Good? 397 00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:02,660 What is this boyfriend? are you talking about? 398 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:04,729 Come see. Is this him? 399 00:16:04,731 --> 00:16:06,264 Yes. 400 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:08,433 Who is "fuckjerry"? 401 00:16:08,435 --> 00:16:09,634 He's a friend 402 00:16:09,636 --> 00:16:11,235 It doesn't seem like that his friend. 403 00:16:11,237 --> 00:16:13,271 -What the fuck... - Just - just listen, man. 404 00:16:13,273 --> 00:16:16,674 "If bf is like & apos; we have to talk, & apos; 405 00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,378 and gf says & apos; who are you again? & Apos;" 406 00:16:20,380 --> 00:16:23,247 "Nick Cooper's hashtag is sad." 407 00:16:23,249 --> 00:16:26,250 -We didn't break up. -I think you, man 408 00:16:26,252 --> 00:16:28,219 But you know what? No problem. 409 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:29,620 Because you are here for a reason. 410 00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:30,722 Parties, Women, 411 00:16:30,724 --> 00:16:33,057 - everything. -See see, 412 00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:35,660 You talk about women. I don't want to join random college girls 413 00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:37,195 -No. No. -That's not for me, okay? 414 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,530 No, no, Nick. Not random, my friend. No. 415 00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:41,532 Carefully searched, 416 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:44,302 checked, and FDA approved 417 00:16:44,304 --> 00:16:47,672 I like Ashley, and Ashley loves me 418 00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:51,009 Good? 419 00:16:52,311 --> 00:16:54,345 So, think about it. 420 00:16:58,484 --> 00:17:00,184 Think about it. 421 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:03,354 I will enter my dressing room 422 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:22,774 You didn't tell him that I came to campus 423 00:17:22,776 --> 00:17:25,777 -Why? -I am bored. 424 00:17:25,779 --> 00:17:27,645 I also ask him to give you money 425 00:17:27,647 --> 00:17:30,181 Ooh. That is good. How many? 426 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,116 -300. -Hmm. 427 00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,489 So does this mean that? we go to campus 428 00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:39,824 I think. 429 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:42,427 Ha, he will lose his dirt 430 00:17:50,436 --> 00:17:51,769 Hi friends. 431 00:17:51,771 --> 00:17:53,304 -God, bud. -How are you? 432 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,605 -Good. -Good. 433 00:17:54,607 --> 00:17:56,140 Hey, what is the child's agreement? 434 00:17:56,142 --> 00:17:57,508 -Oh, Nick? -Yes. 435 00:17:57,510 --> 00:17:59,510 That's my roommate. He's the coolest person. 436 00:17:59,512 --> 00:18:01,312 The coolest man ever. 437 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,814 Why does he sit alone? 438 00:18:02,816 --> 00:18:04,682 Ah, he's hard to find out. 439 00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:08,386 He, he came from this is really old money in Ohio -Car tires. -Good. 440 00:18:08,388 --> 00:18:09,720 Yes. 441 00:18:09,722 --> 00:18:11,089 He can use it our company. 442 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:12,490 443 00:18:12,492 --> 00:18:15,193 Yes? Yes, for sure. Uh, Nick! 444 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:17,128 Come here. 445 00:18:19,798 --> 00:18:22,800 He's shy, you know, But a few shots on his body, 446 00:18:22,802 --> 00:18:24,435 he is great. 447 00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,771 -Hey friend. -God, boy. 448 00:18:26,773 --> 00:18:28,306 Have not seen you around in a few moments. 449 00:18:28,308 --> 00:18:30,475 Just a lot of work, do you know? 450 00:18:30,477 --> 00:18:32,110 Let me give you some unsolicited suggestions 451 00:18:32,112 --> 00:18:33,711 You don't actually have to do work -What does that mean? -If you know the right person, 452 00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:36,114 Things get easier. 453 00:18:36,116 --> 00:18:37,448 And lots of are more fun. 454 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,450 -Do you work? -No. 455 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,319 -See. -What do you see? 456 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:44,122 -Benjamin is always right. -Not backward. 457 00:18:44,124 --> 00:18:45,823 Benjamin is definitely always right. 458 00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:47,892 Right. We have another party this weekend 459 00:18:47,894 --> 00:18:50,128 460 00:18:50,130 --> 00:18:52,730 Boys will be happy to see you there 461 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,801 See you, friend. 462 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,469 "Boys will be happy See you there." 463 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:00,204 I don't know, man. 464 00:19:00,206 --> 00:19:02,640 I will reread " series from unfortunate events. 465 00:19:02,642 --> 00:19:04,175 No, listen to me. 466 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,177 There are hot young people big lights out there 467 00:19:06,179 --> 00:19:08,146 who is dying bite your ball everything you have to know 468 00:19:08,148 --> 00:19:09,480 about the book, good? 469 00:19:09,482 --> 00:19:10,781 -book. This is a series... -Never heard of that. 470 00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,484 Regretted... Good. 471 00:19:13,486 --> 00:19:15,319 Ay , yi, yi, I think this is the place. 472 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:28,366 Okay, let's do it. 473 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:29,934 I make them think that they ask you 474 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:32,470 I'm a genius. 475 00:19:32,472 --> 00:19:34,805 Are you good? Come back there. 476 00:19:34,807 --> 00:19:36,174 477 00:19:36,176 --> 00:19:37,575 478 00:19:37,577 --> 00:19:38,910 479 00:19:38,912 --> 00:19:40,778 -Boot and rally -Boot and rally 480 00:19:43,815 --> 00:19:46,884 Ashley. God, Nice to meet you 481 00:19:46,886 --> 00:19:48,886 -You look amazing. -Okay, yes, I'm here. 482 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:50,388 Do you have money? 483 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:51,622 Hey Ashley, no - it's not like this 484 00:19:51,624 --> 00:19:53,191 I - I think, I think we... 485 00:19:53,193 --> 00:19:54,425 Then, what is it like, Nick? What do you think 486 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:55,660 This is yours Ashley's ex-boyfriend? 487 00:19:55,662 --> 00:19:57,962 - Yes. -How are you here? 488 00:19:57,964 --> 00:20:00,331 How I am here He is my text, everywhere. 489 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:03,334 -Do not text him, Nick. -But, we're done. 490 00:20:03,336 --> 00:20:04,902 Okay, we just want to tell you together 491 00:20:04,904 --> 00:20:06,337 since his position is not enough 492 00:20:06,339 --> 00:20:07,738 Yes, sorry buddy, something happened. 493 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:10,374 Something happened? Like you stole my girlfriend! 494 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:11,842 If you want just explain to me why, 495 00:20:11,844 --> 00:20:13,377 - but maybe I understand. -You know why, Nick. 496 00:20:13,379 --> 00:20:14,879 Everyone knows why. 497 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,581 Look, I'm going to retire tag "Nick Cooper is sad" 498 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,282 even though everyone likes it. 499 00:20:18,284 --> 00:20:20,785 Wait, you Nick Cooper from 500 00:20:20,787 --> 00:20:23,487 "hashtag Nick Cooper is sad"? 501 00:20:23,489 --> 00:20:25,590 Damn! 502 00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:27,858 Yes, he's my ex, But, um, now I'm with Elliot. 503 00:20:27,860 --> 00:20:29,927 He is fuckjerry. 504 00:20:29,929 --> 00:20:31,462 Very? 505 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:32,964 Will you do a shot from my breast 506 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:35,566 Sure. 507 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:37,735 I mean, that's all I ask for. - Do not Cry anymore. 508 00:20:37,737 --> 00:20:39,270 I am very happy I broke up with you. 509 00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,972 -We don't need to. -Bye. 510 00:20:40,974 --> 00:20:42,640 -Thank you, Ashley. -Don't have to be like this. 511 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,008 -Please, Ashley! -Nick, 512 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,643 -You are stronger than this. -I love you... 513 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:47,345 You don't love him, you're a jerk 514 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,779 -Stow and go. -That is not me. 515 00:20:48,781 --> 00:20:50,481 -Submit to me, save and go. -That is not me. 516 00:20:50,483 --> 00:20:51,983 -Stow and go. -Boot and rally 517 00:20:51,985 --> 00:20:53,517 -Boot and rally -Will do this crap 518 00:20:53,519 --> 00:20:54,952 Boot and rally. 519 00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,757 Crap "damn" ends now 520 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:01,959 Remember that is a sport 521 00:21:01,961 --> 00:21:04,262 and confidence is everything. 522 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,931 -You do soulcycle? -Yes, why? 523 00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:08,933 I, uh, I thought I knew you from somewhere 524 00:21:08,935 --> 00:21:10,468 See, man That's how you do it. 525 00:21:10,470 --> 00:21:13,537 You spit some games and you give him some e. 526 00:21:15,474 --> 00:21:17,008 Okay, man, 527 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,644 This is the only way to reply to your ex, okay? 528 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:21,379 And because I'm male, We will get you 529 00:21:21,381 --> 00:21:22,847 some sweet, sweet redemption. 530 00:21:22,849 --> 00:21:24,882 -So you hold this -Don't give both of them. 531 00:21:24,884 --> 00:21:26,584 And you remember what I said 532 00:21:26,586 --> 00:21:28,753 You act like you know he wants to make love to you, 533 00:21:28,755 --> 00:21:29,987 because he did it 534 00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,757 And you watch Ashley lose your mind. 535 00:21:34,493 --> 00:21:37,495 Balls, it will happen take a few balls 536 00:21:38,664 --> 00:21:39,964 Makes us proud So, uh, decided to drop the highest frisbee 537 00:21:39,966 --> 00:21:42,733 - That's not for me -Oh really? 538 00:21:42,735 --> 00:21:44,869 -You look like you need this -Nick, right? 539 00:21:44,871 --> 00:21:47,605 -Very good. -Well, I'm very good 540 00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,041 What does he hold your hand? when do you urinate too 541 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:54,979 That means he likes golden rain 542 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:56,681 -I am god, shut up. -Oh, yes? 543 00:21:56,683 --> 00:21:59,350 There is no tootsie pop, there is no lap dog 544 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,537 You have 20 seconds to prove your value 545 00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,539 546 00:22:21,541 --> 00:22:22,873 I have a girlfriend for three years. 547 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:24,475 That doesn't mean bad luck, new students 548 00:22:24,477 --> 00:22:27,478 Ah! Okay, new student. 549 00:22:27,480 --> 00:22:31,515 Damn... Oh, oh. 550 00:22:31,517 --> 00:22:34,485 Oh my God. Okay, damn it. 551 00:22:34,487 --> 00:22:37,521 Oh my God. 552 00:22:47,366 --> 00:22:50,368 Nick. This is me. 553 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,703 Oh hi, good morning. 554 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:54,672 Good morning. 555 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:56,474 -Are you okay? -Billy. 556 00:22:56,476 --> 00:22:58,609 What is happening? Are you pregnant? 557 00:22:58,611 --> 00:22:59,744 No. I'm not pregnant 558 00:22:59,746 --> 00:23:00,978 -What happened? -I'm connected. 559 00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:03,047 -Oh yes. -Yes. 560 00:23:03,049 --> 00:23:05,383 -Yes. -Oh. Good morning! 561 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,685 Wow! With Nicolette? 562 00:23:07,687 --> 00:23:10,588 Yes. So um, she gave me a hand job, 563 00:23:10,590 --> 00:23:13,591 and then I approach him. 564 00:23:13,593 --> 00:23:16,427 No, what No. 565 00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,928 You smell out and he doesn't suck it, why? 566 00:23:17,930 --> 00:23:20,564 My penis doesn't come out actually. Um... 567 00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:24,702 No! He gave you autopsy, That is very embarrassing. 568 00:23:24,704 --> 00:23:26,704 -He cried. -What? You hit it? 569 00:23:26,706 --> 00:23:28,706 No no, I didn't hit it. 570 00:23:28,708 --> 00:23:30,040 No, I can do this with my tongue 571 00:23:30,042 --> 00:23:32,042 I studied it with my ex, Ashley. 572 00:23:32,044 --> 00:23:33,744 Made Nicolette cried. 573 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,414 But there there is no connection, and that-- 574 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:39,750 connection ?! You make zb cry, you mean, like - like tears? 575 00:23:39,752 --> 00:23:42,086 -Yes. -Oh, yeah, Nick! 576 00:23:42,088 --> 00:23:45,623 The next four years look very good now, my friend 577 00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:49,193 You will be men all over frat row, dude. 578 00:23:49,195 --> 00:23:51,195 The girl tells all other girls 579 00:23:51,197 --> 00:23:52,897 about what you do 580 00:23:52,899 --> 00:23:55,900 We will sell posters your pesky face 581 00:23:55,902 --> 00:23:57,935 The girls all over the city and its surroundings will be fucking... 582 00:23:57,937 --> 00:24:01,005 - "Ah!" They will "ah..." -Continue. 583 00:24:01,007 --> 00:24:04,542 For your damn face bro, yeah 584 00:24:04,544 --> 00:24:07,011 -I guess. -No, you know, man. 585 00:24:07,013 --> 00:24:09,613 Is that romantic It doesn't sound very romantic. 586 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,483 Romantic! Visit www.Hokibet99.cc Trusted Safe Online Gambling Agent 587 00:24:12,485 --> 00:24:14,952 It's not that I read it, I only know the plot, 588 00:24:14,954 --> 00:24:16,487 -this is a college. -Right. 589 00:24:16,489 --> 00:24:19,023 College! Yes, Mr. Cooper. 590 00:24:19,025 --> 00:24:20,558 Yes! 591 00:24:20,560 --> 00:24:23,060 Oh, Mr. Cooper. 592 00:24:23,062 --> 00:24:24,929 Sir, Mr. Cooper. 593 00:24:55,060 --> 00:24:56,927 Do you need something, Billy? 594 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,630 -Yeah, this must be stopped -What is that? 595 00:24:59,632 --> 00:25:01,031 This. you. 596 00:25:01,033 --> 00:25:03,033 Where are you? I miss my friend 597 00:25:03,035 --> 00:25:05,135 -Billy, I have work to do. -No, Nick! No! 598 00:25:05,137 --> 00:25:06,770 You have life 599 00:25:06,772 --> 00:25:09,507 and you have a party and you have a daughter to do. 600 00:25:09,509 --> 00:25:11,141 This will always be there, 601 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:14,612 that, it won't 602 00:25:14,614 --> 00:25:16,113 This is your time What is this? 603 00:25:16,115 --> 00:25:18,282 Walt, who is Walt Whitman? 604 00:25:18,284 --> 00:25:19,783 Don't throw Whitman. 605 00:25:19,785 --> 00:25:21,819 This is homework, okay? 606 00:25:21,821 --> 00:25:23,988 I don't think I've ever seen you considering doing 607 00:25:23,990 --> 00:25:26,023 -Of course not. -See, I have to maintain 3.4 608 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,559 for my financial assistance 609 00:25:28,561 --> 00:25:31,061 Nick, hey, we talked about that 610 00:25:31,063 --> 00:25:32,863 You don't bring it 611 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,900 We must build our connection 612 00:25:35,902 --> 00:25:37,601 -No. No, no. -You know that 613 00:25:37,603 --> 00:25:39,737 You do it with Nicolette. Very good right 614 00:25:39,739 --> 00:25:41,238 Well, already short half-life 615 00:25:41,240 --> 00:25:42,773 and you leave it damn decay 616 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:44,942 Girls forget, and they continue. 617 00:25:44,944 --> 00:25:46,277 You have to get them when you're hot 618 00:25:46,279 --> 00:25:48,045 Billy, I told you, It feels empty. 619 00:25:48,047 --> 00:25:49,313 - Good? - -Oh. 620 00:25:49,315 --> 00:25:51,081 It's not the time for love. 621 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:52,950 More and more girls that you kill, 622 00:25:52,952 --> 00:25:55,085 the more that bro will play. 623 00:25:55,087 --> 00:25:57,621 And then more choices we will have 624 00:25:57,623 --> 00:25:59,590 But I don't want to get it with a random girl, 625 00:25:59,592 --> 00:26:01,125 so I can enter a house that I don't-- 626 00:26:01,127 --> 00:26:02,826 ball! 627 00:26:02,828 --> 00:26:04,161 You kill me, Nick. 628 00:26:04,163 --> 00:26:05,863 - Stop. - -Hey. 629 00:26:05,865 --> 00:26:08,866 People try to learn. 630 00:26:08,868 --> 00:26:10,734 - Sorry. -See them leaving, Nick. 631 00:26:10,736 --> 00:26:12,736 They leave Never look again 632 00:26:12,738 --> 00:26:15,573 if you don't pick you up motherfucking games 633 00:26:17,876 --> 00:26:19,877 Billy, I have work to do. 634 00:26:19,879 --> 00:26:21,912 You have a shot at greatness 635 00:26:21,914 --> 00:26:23,681 and you are dumping everything, 636 00:26:23,683 --> 00:26:25,849 and Mr. Nick will be damn annoyed 637 00:26:25,851 --> 00:26:28,652 Just go, just - just-- just go, please 638 00:26:28,654 --> 00:26:31,655 -Slide-- glides out of here -I leave. 639 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,959 But I will go with hope in my heart, 640 00:26:34,961 --> 00:26:37,761 hope, and here, 641 00:26:37,763 --> 00:26:39,697 that you will spin. 642 00:26:39,699 --> 00:26:40,798 Good. 643 00:26:40,800 --> 00:26:43,601 Arrivederci! 644 00:26:46,771 --> 00:26:48,839 Hey buddy, what about next time 645 00:26:48,841 --> 00:26:50,975 You and, uh, your girlfriend enter tiff, 646 00:26:50,977 --> 00:26:53,143 You don't do it inside the library. 647 00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,845 He - he is not me - my girlfriend. 648 00:26:54,847 --> 00:26:57,181 Hey bro, There's no decision here, okay? 649 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:58,782 Good. 650 00:27:00,285 --> 00:27:04,288 There are books on the floor. 651 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:06,357 Why don't you clean it after yourself, head? 652 00:27:06,359 --> 00:27:08,792 -Yeah, sorry -Do you grew up in a warehouse? 653 00:27:14,299 --> 00:27:15,933 Bro... 654 00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:19,269 Look at you whining like a little bastard 655 00:27:19,271 --> 00:27:20,804 Exit 656 00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:22,673 Come on, Billy is right, okay? 657 00:27:22,675 --> 00:27:24,208 These things are done have half age, 658 00:27:24,210 --> 00:27:25,809 and these girls will keep moving. 659 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,144 You must save it. 660 00:27:28,681 --> 00:27:31,682 Speaking of which, uh, I have to say, 661 00:27:31,684 --> 00:27:33,651 some good steps other days. 662 00:28:04,950 --> 00:28:09,153 OK, curl up, new student. 663 00:28:09,155 --> 00:28:11,955 Welcome to Phidelt, everyone. 664 00:28:11,957 --> 00:28:13,357 I am Adam welker, President. 665 00:28:13,359 --> 00:28:16,060 What 666 00:28:16,062 --> 00:28:17,961 Now many of you here, 667 00:28:17,963 --> 00:28:20,464 because you want to join our brotherhood, 668 00:28:20,466 --> 00:28:22,900 and honestly, why not? 669 00:28:22,902 --> 00:28:25,235 What is If you continue with the pledging process, 670 00:28:25,237 --> 00:28:28,439 You are in for Very interesting next a few months. 671 00:28:28,441 --> 00:28:31,442 672 00:28:31,444 --> 00:28:34,144 In the end, we will choose 673 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:37,448 the best of you to join our prestigious brotherhood. 674 00:28:37,450 --> 00:28:40,284 Now, the guarantee process has no road in the park, 675 00:28:40,286 --> 00:28:43,120 but I promise, if you succeed, 676 00:28:43,122 --> 00:28:45,022 phidelt will the best time of your life 677 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:49,359 - for phidelt - for phidelt! 678 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,330 -For phidelt! -Turn over that crap! 679 00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:55,065 So Nick, where else do you apply to college? 680 00:28:55,067 --> 00:28:57,334 Williams is my first choice. 681 00:28:57,336 --> 00:29:00,070 If you go to Williams, Nick, you will work all day. 682 00:29:00,072 --> 00:29:01,839 You have to put it your life on hiatus 683 00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:03,173 Dude, that's why I didn't go to Williams. 684 00:29:03,175 --> 00:29:05,142 -Super gay -Yeah, kill those schools. 685 00:29:05,144 --> 00:29:06,910 They all work and are not fun 686 00:29:06,912 --> 00:29:08,445 But, I mean, don't you need to work it's difficult in college, 687 00:29:08,447 --> 00:29:10,080 - I mean, to get a good job? -Oh, this person! 688 00:29:10,082 --> 00:29:12,516 - Come on, man, no! -That's what daddy is for. 689 00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,286 Don't say it one more word 690 00:29:16,288 --> 00:29:19,356 from that damn fucking your brain nerd. 691 00:29:19,358 --> 00:29:22,159 You tell them exactly what I say from here comes out, 692 00:29:22,161 --> 00:29:25,162 because if not concentrate on my voice, 693 00:29:25,164 --> 00:29:28,398 You say the absolute the worst thing. 694 00:29:28,400 --> 00:29:32,870 You fucking lose Ashley, man Fucking away. 695 00:29:32,872 --> 00:29:34,805 If you don't say it what I say, 696 00:29:34,807 --> 00:29:38,776 they definitely want nothing to do with you you will see. 697 00:29:38,778 --> 00:29:40,778 Hi friends, then it should be going to chocolate 698 00:29:40,780 --> 00:29:43,113 and intro is taken to suck pass / fail. 699 00:29:43,115 --> 00:29:45,082 OK. 700 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:46,450 Actually, I prefer their course, I think it's called 701 00:29:46,452 --> 00:29:48,919 throw a salad into Arabia? Pass / fail, of course. 702 00:29:48,921 --> 00:29:50,921 I've also heard it that their gender crisis 703 00:29:50,923 --> 00:29:54,391 during the Cuban missile crisis its class is phenomenal 704 00:29:55,928 --> 00:29:57,261 -He is funny. -He is a funny person! 705 00:29:57,263 --> 00:29:58,562 There is no socialist in my house! 706 00:29:58,564 --> 00:30:01,064 I am not a socialist. I'm from San Francisco. 707 00:30:01,066 --> 00:30:02,332 Get out of the way Get out of the way 708 00:30:02,334 --> 00:30:04,902 -Outta the way. -I am from San Francisco. 709 00:30:04,904 --> 00:30:06,303 Get out of the way Get out of the way 710 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,238 I will get you, San Francisco. 711 00:30:24,523 --> 00:30:26,557 Hey. 712 00:30:26,559 --> 00:30:28,859 -Hey. -Think you are missing. 713 00:30:28,861 --> 00:30:30,861 I just spoke to Adam 714 00:30:30,863 --> 00:30:33,530 Adam, right 715 00:30:33,532 --> 00:30:34,832 So you like it, 716 00:30:34,834 --> 00:30:36,500 do you like know each other? 717 00:30:36,502 --> 00:30:38,101 -Yes. -Yes. 718 00:30:38,103 --> 00:30:40,370 I've spent a lot of time with zbs 719 00:30:40,372 --> 00:30:42,206 and they are very close to phidelts 720 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:44,274 -So... -You know, uh, 721 00:30:44,276 --> 00:30:46,109 I actually remember pledging 722 00:30:46,111 --> 00:30:48,579 -Phidelt? -Yes. 723 00:30:48,581 --> 00:30:50,247 You are joking. 724 00:30:50,249 --> 00:30:52,249 They say looks very good on resumes, 725 00:30:52,251 --> 00:30:55,118 so we just see 726 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,854 You know, Nick, 727 00:30:56,856 --> 00:30:59,256 girls are talking about you 728 00:30:59,258 --> 00:31:02,359 Uh, hey, uh, 729 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:05,229 that, uh, I'm not like that. 730 00:31:05,231 --> 00:31:07,464 Very? Because it's not what I hear 731 00:31:07,466 --> 00:31:09,399 No, I just came out like, three years relationship. 732 00:31:09,401 --> 00:31:12,436 I'm serious not random hookups 733 00:31:12,438 --> 00:31:14,872 I promise. 734 00:31:18,076 --> 00:31:19,643 Good. 735 00:31:19,645 --> 00:31:22,346 Chong! Chong! Chong! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 736 00:31:22,348 --> 00:31:24,081 Hold, hold. 737 00:31:24,083 --> 00:31:26,216 Someone must get rights 738 00:31:26,218 --> 00:31:28,218 -to use the word "negro." -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 739 00:31:28,220 --> 00:31:30,120 You can't say that's nonsense, man, only I can say that. 740 00:31:30,122 --> 00:31:31,455 -All right? -Birth! 741 00:31:31,457 --> 00:31:32,956 How are you getting the right to say it 742 00:31:32,958 --> 00:31:34,358 Only when you are our kind of brother, 743 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,060 - will we tell you -That's right. 744 00:31:37,062 --> 00:31:40,163 Now let's go up, chitlins, and Xbox. 745 00:31:40,165 --> 00:31:42,499 -Scooch. -Oh rosanna, let's go 746 00:31:42,501 --> 00:31:45,369 This party is dead, and Pike has a rager! 747 00:31:45,371 --> 00:31:46,236 Uh... 748 00:31:51,276 --> 00:31:53,610 This is Ashley. And Ashley goes with fuckjerry 749 00:31:53,612 --> 00:31:55,479 That - that, is finished and finished, we have it. 750 00:31:55,481 --> 00:31:57,147 Then there is rosanna, But, but then, what do you know? 751 00:31:57,149 --> 00:31:59,016 Maybe - maybe... 752 00:31:59,018 --> 00:32:02,185 No, stop. Hello... please 753 00:32:02,187 --> 00:32:03,687 Shut up. Shut up. 754 00:32:03,689 --> 00:32:07,090 Please. Oh no, it's not funny 755 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,992 Not that-- I won't do that 756 00:32:08,994 --> 00:32:10,327 Because it's not me, man. 757 00:32:10,329 --> 00:32:13,163 -Nick! -Billy. 758 00:32:13,165 --> 00:32:14,498 Hi. 759 00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,666 Who are you talking to? 760 00:32:15,668 --> 00:32:16,667 Hah. 761 00:32:16,669 --> 00:32:18,669 Oh Self. 762 00:32:18,671 --> 00:32:20,370 See, Billy, I need your help. 763 00:32:20,372 --> 00:32:22,372 -Okay, man. - Okay, okay. 764 00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:24,141 Become rosanna, You know that girl 765 00:32:24,143 --> 00:32:27,144 -I have told about -Who? 766 00:32:27,146 --> 00:32:29,012 Rosanna, You know he plays piano and... 767 00:32:29,014 --> 00:32:31,014 -No. -He plays piano 768 00:32:31,016 --> 00:32:33,183 and - and he's amazing, beautiful women, 769 00:32:33,185 --> 00:32:35,953 and we already have, we have two extraordinary conversations 770 00:32:35,955 --> 00:32:37,287 Like every time I'm so close, 771 00:32:37,289 --> 00:32:38,989 someone appears and interrupts it. 772 00:32:38,991 --> 00:32:40,724 Okay, tonight is Amanda, and then Adam, 773 00:32:40,726 --> 00:32:43,393 Adam walked on another day, and he took him away. 774 00:32:43,395 --> 00:32:45,028 It seems like no to get a break 775 00:32:45,030 --> 00:32:46,463 Well, I told you, bro, That's what you get 776 00:32:46,465 --> 00:32:47,998 when are you damn head phidelt 777 00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:50,000 -Everything. -It seems. 778 00:32:50,002 --> 00:32:53,170 Let me break this to you, Mr. Cooper. 779 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:55,339 Your little girl is good 780 00:32:55,341 --> 00:32:58,041 promised to be zb. 781 00:32:58,043 --> 00:33:00,610 Now he hugs you and is really charming 782 00:33:00,612 --> 00:33:02,312 and make you feel all warm inside. 783 00:33:02,314 --> 00:33:05,148 And then he continues the journey to the phidelt head 784 00:33:05,150 --> 00:33:07,484 where he did it the exact same thing 785 00:33:07,486 --> 00:33:10,354 Now, when you don't see, 786 00:33:10,356 --> 00:33:13,490 he turns back to see if his little game he plays on you work. 787 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:16,026 And guess what? That Look at you, you are messy 788 00:33:16,028 --> 00:33:18,362 Yes I know I'm messy, Billy. 789 00:33:18,364 --> 00:33:20,063 You don't need to tell me, because I know that 790 00:33:20,065 --> 00:33:22,232 But I just feel like, for the first time since, 791 00:33:22,234 --> 00:33:24,634 like, the previous way I even met Ashley, and it feels like 792 00:33:24,636 --> 00:33:26,670 - can it be real, you know? -dude! Listen to you. 793 00:33:26,672 --> 00:33:28,672 You are talking about butterflies and electricity. 794 00:33:28,674 --> 00:33:30,774 You sound like crazy person 795 00:33:30,776 --> 00:33:34,044 The woman is the same as all the others, okay? 796 00:33:34,046 --> 00:33:35,479 And you will see. 797 00:33:35,481 --> 00:33:37,381 You will enter this damn room 798 00:33:37,383 --> 00:33:40,017 and he will have three fingers on my ass 799 00:33:40,019 --> 00:33:42,019 And he will be sucking dick Adam, 800 00:33:42,021 --> 00:33:43,353 and Benjamin, old man, will shoot 801 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,621 - in general. -He doesn't like that. 802 00:33:44,623 --> 00:33:46,156 Stop talking about him as you think 803 00:33:46,158 --> 00:33:47,691 You know him, Billy! 804 00:33:47,693 --> 00:33:50,093 - He is not like that! -You live in a dream! 805 00:33:50,095 --> 00:33:52,796 But, actually, This is not the time for that. 806 00:33:52,798 --> 00:33:54,498 It's a lecture, bro. 807 00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:56,033 And you want to be a phidelt, 808 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:58,268 and you want to be a bmoc 809 00:33:58,270 --> 00:34:00,604 You are young, You are in college, 810 00:34:00,606 --> 00:34:04,341 and so should fucking a lot of girls possible. 811 00:34:04,343 --> 00:34:07,310 Oh my God, I'm upset, Jesus Christ. 812 00:34:07,312 --> 00:34:09,646 OK. 813 00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,315 Good. Good. 814 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:15,485 Please just be cool and fuck girls 815 00:34:15,487 --> 00:34:16,820 and go to parties 816 00:34:16,822 --> 00:34:19,523 and rock on like you were born to do? 817 00:34:19,525 --> 00:34:23,160 If you do that, I will give you this drink. 818 00:34:25,263 --> 00:34:27,130 I will try I will try to be cold. 819 00:34:27,132 --> 00:34:29,066 Give me more than that. 820 00:34:30,468 --> 00:34:32,169 -I promise. -Ah! 821 00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,570 Take it. 822 00:34:33,572 --> 00:34:36,273 - Clap your hands. -I promise. 823 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,675 -For your calm body -Good. 824 00:34:40,611 --> 00:34:42,546 -It's terrible -Sit here. 825 00:34:42,548 --> 00:34:45,082 I know I'm messy, but you don't need to kill my for that, okay 826 00:34:45,084 --> 00:34:46,750 I thought you killed me, 827 00:34:46,752 --> 00:34:48,452 and I have to go to the bathroom. 828 00:34:48,454 --> 00:34:49,853 I'm sorry. 829 00:34:51,856 --> 00:34:51,855 He is crazy. 830 00:34:51,857 --> 00:34:55,525 Rosanna, I know you have a crush on someone 831 00:34:55,527 --> 00:34:57,494 Come on, tell us 832 00:34:57,496 --> 00:35:01,264 Okay, I think Nick is funny, 833 00:35:01,266 --> 00:35:02,599 and it looks like he is different. 834 00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:04,134 -So... -No him. 835 00:35:04,136 --> 00:35:06,169 The tongue is different. 836 00:35:06,171 --> 00:35:09,139 -Does he promise phidelt? -I think he is considering it. 837 00:35:09,141 --> 00:35:11,575 Well then, he certainly isn't 838 00:35:11,577 --> 00:35:13,677 There are no guys, I have a conversation with him that night. 839 00:35:13,679 --> 00:35:15,312 And he just comes out of really a long relationship, 840 00:35:15,314 --> 00:35:16,680 and I think he has hard time 841 00:35:16,682 --> 00:35:18,548 -He is lying. -Who is stupid, 842 00:35:18,550 --> 00:35:20,350 Because it's not like that we are really annoying. 843 00:35:20,352 --> 00:35:21,585 Exactly. 844 00:35:21,587 --> 00:35:22,686 It's about keeping your number 845 00:35:22,688 --> 00:35:25,255 - above it. -My number? 846 00:35:25,257 --> 00:35:26,389 Strength pussy, rosanna 847 00:35:26,391 --> 00:35:29,326 - Trust us. -I'm sorry, what? 848 00:35:29,328 --> 00:35:31,661 Pregame, party, sex, soul, 849 00:35:31,663 --> 00:35:34,164 pregame, party, different sex, 850 00:35:34,166 --> 00:35:36,500 - still drunk 851 00:35:36,502 --> 00:35:38,835 And once you have seen each phidelt, alphadelt, 852 00:35:38,837 --> 00:35:41,438 and sigep rope, You have it. 853 00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:42,906 They think this is their sport 854 00:35:42,908 --> 00:35:45,342 - Trust us. -Not this one. 855 00:35:47,345 --> 00:35:49,679 So, auggie. Who do you like 856 00:35:49,681 --> 00:35:51,681 This is Billy Hawkins coming from virgin line 857 00:35:51,683 --> 00:35:53,383 -with in-depth confederation roots -How deep? 858 00:35:53,385 --> 00:35:54,784 His great-grandfather was Jefferson Davis 859 00:35:54,786 --> 00:35:56,419 -In. -He bought a family 860 00:35:56,421 --> 00:35:58,522 one ton of soil from choctaw in Mississippi 861 00:35:58,524 --> 00:36:00,323 Now his roommate, Cooper, is an interesting case 862 00:36:00,325 --> 00:36:01,858 Billy brings out a lot inside him, 863 00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:03,593 but the whole is fuckjerry thing, I mean, 864 00:36:03,595 --> 00:36:05,428 "Nick Cooper's hashtag is sad," it's just pathetic 865 00:36:05,430 --> 00:36:07,430 Benjamin, how does this make you feel? 866 00:36:07,432 --> 00:36:09,466 -buck fuckjerry -It & apos; s press. 867 00:36:09,468 --> 00:36:11,401 -He is a Jew. -This is a good press. 868 00:36:11,403 --> 00:36:13,270 - This is the Jewish press. -What do you press? 869 00:36:13,272 --> 00:36:14,938 But keep in mind that his family is 870 00:36:14,940 --> 00:36:16,439 is Cooper family tire 871 00:36:16,441 --> 00:36:18,408 -National will like it. -Yeah, yeah. 872 00:36:18,410 --> 00:36:21,278 -I am not sure about this child. -I am with this one auggie. 873 00:36:21,280 --> 00:36:23,180 Hey, I like Cooper's tire connection. 874 00:36:23,182 --> 00:36:24,848 I think that says a lot. 875 00:36:24,850 --> 00:36:26,516 What do we plan to promise? 876 00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:29,219 Sister, 877 00:36:29,221 --> 00:36:30,754 I have deep concerns. 878 00:36:30,756 --> 00:36:32,589 Over the past few years, 879 00:36:32,591 --> 00:36:35,559 we are soft on the promise, and as a result, 880 00:36:35,561 --> 00:36:38,562 our house has become a gaping container. 881 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:41,565 Our front door, is loose, careless. 882 00:36:41,567 --> 00:36:43,433 - Soft. -That's why I want 883 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:45,535 our next appointment class 884 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,305 to be hot white cream from plants 885 00:36:48,307 --> 00:36:51,208 I want that white hot cream this whole house 886 00:36:51,210 --> 00:36:52,542 -All of us. -Yes. 887 00:36:52,544 --> 00:36:54,611 I want to go up this promise is hard 888 00:36:54,613 --> 00:36:56,746 I want to drive it harder during hell, 889 00:36:56,748 --> 00:37:00,317 and I want to hunt to be kinkier, riskier, 890 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:02,452 -and I want to see more paddles -Yes. 891 00:37:02,454 --> 00:37:04,621 I want to go up the promise is so hard, 892 00:37:04,623 --> 00:37:06,489 they crawl, 893 00:37:06,491 --> 00:37:09,926 begging us, on behalf of phidelt, "please stop." 894 00:37:09,928 --> 00:37:13,363 And that, my brothers, 895 00:37:13,365 --> 00:37:14,564 is how you get the best 896 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:17,934 premium, class beautiful promise, 897 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,837 formed in our bare hands 898 00:37:20,839 --> 00:37:22,539 like Clay springy. 899 00:37:22,541 --> 00:37:24,941 From an infidel fountain. 900 00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:28,612 Okay, now listen, You are candy. 901 00:37:28,614 --> 00:37:30,247 You guys succeed so far 902 00:37:30,249 --> 00:37:33,750 and for that I say congratufuckinglations, huh? 903 00:37:33,752 --> 00:37:37,287 That just means from here comes out, 904 00:37:37,289 --> 00:37:39,889 all you have is yours to lose 905 00:37:39,891 --> 00:37:41,358 Over the next few weeks, 906 00:37:41,360 --> 00:37:43,026 you go must prove it 907 00:37:43,028 --> 00:37:44,828 every bit of your value 908 00:37:44,830 --> 00:37:47,530 You have a golden opportunity 909 00:37:47,532 --> 00:37:50,767 to be a member of of the group that is most influential people 910 00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,769 have given birth to our great nation 911 00:37:52,771 --> 00:37:54,471 Chester a. Arthur. 912 00:37:54,473 --> 00:37:56,473 Nelson a. Rockefeller 913 00:37:56,475 --> 00:37:58,308 Dog Leona Helmsley 914 00:37:58,310 --> 00:37:59,542 -Feed. -Yes. 915 00:37:59,544 --> 00:38:04,381 Michael bay, and of course, my father 916 00:38:04,383 --> 00:38:06,549 -Let's go. -A-ho! 917 00:38:06,551 --> 00:38:08,885 -Chong Chang. -Chong has potential 918 00:38:08,887 --> 00:38:11,755 to be the next len fang. He gets five in each ap. 919 00:38:11,757 --> 00:38:13,590 One of two children in the world to do it, 920 00:38:13,592 --> 00:38:15,659 Other creatures Spencer Reid from "criminal thoughts." 921 00:38:18,297 --> 00:38:20,497 Jamarcus Johnson, St. Paul. 922 00:38:20,499 --> 00:38:21,798 All signs of hail. 923 00:38:21,800 --> 00:38:23,967 -Oh yes! -Token? Cute. 924 00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:26,536 Chad grazier 925 00:38:26,538 --> 00:38:28,471 Now Chad here is a specimen. 926 00:38:32,778 --> 00:38:35,879 Chad might have chance of being a face from home 927 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:38,014 Oh my God. 928 00:38:39,517 --> 00:38:43,853 Whoa! Mind tips wings, bro! 929 00:38:43,855 --> 00:38:45,522 Jt. 930 00:38:45,524 --> 00:38:48,391 Dad Jt got a bej from Cindy Crawford once. 931 00:38:48,393 --> 00:38:50,794 In that case, I will let it slide. 932 00:38:52,563 --> 00:38:54,764 Uh, Jake. 933 00:38:54,766 --> 00:38:58,335 His father has the age of 54 the largest cruise ship in the world, named "tr s riche." 934 00:38:58,337 --> 00:39:01,971 I know what we do for spring break Zachary rockefeller 935 00:39:01,973 --> 00:39:03,640 Greenwich country day, then brunswick, 936 00:39:03,642 --> 00:39:05,508 then transferred to deerfield, 937 00:39:05,510 --> 00:39:07,510 - then taft. -Whoa, calm the sailor, 938 00:39:07,512 --> 00:39:10,380 it is hell a summary. 939 00:39:10,382 --> 00:39:11,715 You can take one or two notes. 940 00:39:11,717 --> 00:39:14,584 Billy Hawkins, Whitehall University, 941 00:39:14,586 --> 00:39:17,587 honor to be here, sir! 942 00:39:17,589 --> 00:39:20,457 What will you bring to phidelts 943 00:39:20,459 --> 00:39:22,692 Yes know, other than Cooper. 944 00:39:22,694 --> 00:39:25,362 Nick Cooper. 945 00:39:25,364 --> 00:39:27,731 946 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,600 How much interaction do you have with family business? 947 00:39:30,602 --> 00:39:33,136 I work at the dad's factory in the summer, why? 948 00:39:33,138 --> 00:39:35,672 Ah, starting from the bottom, learning business, 949 00:39:35,674 --> 00:39:37,374 work your way up. 950 00:39:37,376 --> 00:39:38,641 I like that. 951 00:39:44,516 --> 00:39:45,849 This is my favorite party. 952 00:39:45,851 --> 00:39:47,717 We had fun last year. 953 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,452 You spend four hours vomiting from the front porch. 954 00:39:49,454 --> 00:39:51,388 I know! 955 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:53,056 So who are you going to connect with tonight, Courtney? 956 00:39:53,058 --> 00:39:55,058 -Who's that fresh meat. -That's my girl 957 00:39:55,060 --> 00:39:56,926 I think the real question is, 958 00:39:56,928 --> 00:39:59,462 who are we A little daughter of Rosanna will be connected with? 959 00:39:59,464 --> 00:40:00,964 Nobody! 960 00:40:00,966 --> 00:40:02,966 -He is very judgmental. -He is super polite. 961 00:40:02,968 --> 00:40:05,068 I know. I feel like he means a lot to me 962 00:40:05,070 --> 00:40:06,970 He doesn't have it any zb quality 963 00:40:06,972 --> 00:40:08,505 Well, we will do it must see 964 00:40:08,507 --> 00:40:12,075 if he can be the beautiful zb goose 965 00:40:12,077 --> 00:40:14,110 Mm, so... 966 00:40:16,514 --> 00:40:18,915 -That's a good top. -Wah thanks. 967 00:40:26,824 --> 00:40:30,093 I just want you to know that tonight, 968 00:40:30,095 --> 00:40:32,028 I killed Nick Cooper. 969 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:46,009 Oh, Rosie, Rosie, Rosie, what is the problem? 970 00:40:46,011 --> 00:40:47,644 I don't understand. 971 00:40:47,646 --> 00:40:49,712 You begged me to tell who I like 972 00:40:49,714 --> 00:40:53,049 and one person I say I'm interested are one person 973 00:40:53,051 --> 00:40:54,918 that Courtney must go after. 974 00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:57,620 Yeah, rosanna. This isn't about Nick. 975 00:40:57,622 --> 00:40:59,956 It's about way of life zb 976 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:01,891 And if you can't handle it, 977 00:41:01,893 --> 00:41:04,561 I'm sure Kappa will be happy to have you 978 00:41:10,769 --> 00:41:12,635 OK, Mr. Cooper! 979 00:41:12,637 --> 00:41:15,505 We have seven parties two weeks. 980 00:41:15,507 --> 00:41:17,841 You must be laid down no matter what 981 00:41:17,843 --> 00:41:19,576 I don't want to hear it that she is crying 982 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,744 or that he is sad or that he is sleeping. 983 00:41:21,746 --> 00:41:23,913 -Do you understand me? -Aye aye, captain 984 00:41:23,915 --> 00:41:26,583 Two-week operation start. 985 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:36,759 Mr. Cooper, consider offers 986 00:41:36,761 --> 00:41:38,928 You have done it 987 00:42:05,656 --> 00:42:06,990 How are you? 988 00:42:06,992 --> 00:42:08,591 I'm fine. 989 00:42:08,593 --> 00:42:09,959 You look like a cat. 990 00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,595 Forest cats kitty 991 00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:22,171 Dome, damn jungle cats 992 00:42:22,173 --> 00:42:23,606 Meow. 993 00:42:36,821 --> 00:42:38,688 I am not ordained, though. 994 00:42:38,690 --> 00:42:40,290 Geez, Mr. Nick! 995 00:42:40,292 --> 00:42:41,658 What? 996 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:44,227 -Yes God! -Ahh! 997 00:42:44,229 --> 00:42:46,963 Ahh! 998 00:42:46,965 --> 00:42:48,298 Get me some bangers! 999 00:42:48,300 --> 00:42:50,199 Booms and booms and booms. 1000 00:42:50,201 --> 00:42:52,101 -How, Billy? -Good. 1001 00:42:52,103 --> 00:42:53,836 Nice to meet you. 1002 00:42:53,838 --> 00:42:55,338 I have thought about you 1003 00:42:55,340 --> 00:42:57,941 -since you left , man -Oh, stop. 1004 00:42:57,943 --> 00:42:59,642 Here I am talking about! 1005 00:42:59,644 --> 00:43:01,244 Oh stop it. Stop it. 1006 00:43:01,246 --> 00:43:02,845 Oh man. 1007 00:43:02,847 --> 00:43:04,614 -He heard, Nick. -Yes. 1008 00:43:04,616 --> 00:43:07,216 Help me Um, can you pick me up cocktail? 1009 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:08,751 Whatever, whatever they have there. 1010 00:43:08,753 --> 00:43:10,086 -Yes. whatever they have 1011 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:11,154 How is the child? 1012 00:43:11,156 --> 00:43:12,722 -Nick? -Yes. 1013 00:43:12,724 --> 00:43:14,057 Oh my God. Best. 1014 00:43:14,059 --> 00:43:16,259 -Yes. -Day every day. 1015 00:43:16,261 --> 00:43:17,760 -Every day. -That's because of you 1016 00:43:17,762 --> 00:43:19,629 -No, this is us. -No, that's you 1017 00:43:19,631 --> 00:43:21,631 -What are you talking about? -There he is. 1018 00:43:21,633 --> 00:43:23,299 That's it. This is to new Nick. 1019 00:43:23,301 --> 00:43:24,968 -For new Nick. -Hei, for transformation! 1020 00:43:24,970 --> 00:43:26,035 Good! 1021 00:43:48,793 --> 00:43:50,126 Adam, hello 1022 00:43:50,128 --> 00:43:51,661 -Billy, how are you doing? -Father. President. 1023 00:43:51,663 --> 00:43:53,262 You don't have an jacket or anything more formal? 1024 00:43:53,264 --> 00:43:54,764 -Hey, Nick -Hey Adam, Mr. President. 1025 00:43:54,766 --> 00:43:56,399 How are you doing, Nick? Glad to see you. 1026 00:43:56,401 --> 00:43:58,101 This is Mr. Nick. 1027 00:43:58,103 --> 00:43:59,636 - My father. - I'm father 1028 00:43:59,638 --> 00:44:00,937 Nice to meet you, I'm Adam 1029 00:44:00,939 --> 00:44:02,705 -August. -August. 1030 00:44:02,707 --> 00:44:04,040 -You have fun? -What pleasure. 1031 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,375 I have beautiful time 1032 00:44:05,377 --> 00:44:07,377 This is very fun to come back here 1033 00:44:07,379 --> 00:44:09,379 I'm not sure If you know, Adam, But Mr. Nick is here 1034 00:44:09,381 --> 00:44:11,748 - an alum - an alum? 1035 00:44:11,750 --> 00:44:13,082 -Good. -He is humble. 1036 00:44:13,084 --> 00:44:15,084 What kind of - is like being kicked out at & apos; 89. 1037 00:44:15,086 --> 00:44:17,387 You don't talk about it Halloween & apos; 89! 1038 00:44:17,389 --> 00:44:19,389 -Well, I don't want to say it -That's you! 1039 00:44:19,391 --> 00:44:21,257 I told you about that year 1040 00:44:21,259 --> 00:44:23,059 Do you remember When I was kidding you about that 1041 00:44:23,061 --> 00:44:24,927 Tell the story. You must tell it. 1042 00:44:24,929 --> 00:44:26,929 This is not a big problem. School, I think, is too excessive just a little. Um, we have some promises and, uh, you know, 1043 00:44:26,931 --> 00:44:29,265 we have holes some pumpkins. 1044 00:44:29,267 --> 00:44:31,134 -That's Halloween! - Come on, what are you doing? 1045 00:44:31,136 --> 00:44:33,036 We put them their heads 1046 00:44:33,038 --> 00:44:34,904 You know, we carve some faces into the pumpkin. 1047 00:44:34,906 --> 00:44:37,407 The only problem with is that, 1048 00:44:37,409 --> 00:44:39,042 you know, some children lose some eyes 1049 00:44:39,044 --> 00:44:41,944 One of the children is lost when he goes to that, so 1050 00:44:41,946 --> 00:44:44,847 You are upgraded the fourth other senses, 1051 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:47,016 - alone! -Persis. 1052 00:44:47,018 --> 00:44:48,351 Thank you very much for saying that 1053 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:50,319 We can't even hold children under water for like two minutes. 1054 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:52,355 1055 00:44:52,357 --> 00:44:54,357 I like fully upright now 1056 00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:55,858 Yes! 1057 00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,360 Listen. I, um, 1058 00:44:57,362 --> 00:45:00,296 - see here, a table 1059 00:45:00,298 --> 00:45:02,131 -For alum -Yes. 1060 00:45:02,133 --> 00:45:03,900 Whoa! 1061 00:45:03,902 --> 00:45:05,902 Mr. Nick wants to play some pong, ladies and gentlemen! 1062 00:45:05,904 --> 00:45:08,871 I - I don't want to, You know, screw up 1063 00:45:08,873 --> 00:45:10,873 other people's games. -No, no, no. 1064 00:45:10,875 --> 00:45:12,875 We start... 1065 00:45:12,877 --> 00:45:14,210 Come on, come on, Come on. 1066 00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,478 And bangers! 1067 00:45:20,050 --> 00:45:21,851 Now, it's time to see what your body is 1068 00:45:21,853 --> 00:45:23,753 it's up to standard zb 1069 00:45:23,755 --> 00:45:26,155 -Let & s; s go robot pussies! - Let's go robot! 1070 00:45:26,157 --> 00:45:27,457 Vagina! 1071 00:45:27,459 --> 00:45:30,159 If you gain weight, you come out. 1072 00:45:30,161 --> 00:45:32,895 What is sick 1073 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:35,231 If you get acne, you come out. 1074 00:45:38,435 --> 00:45:40,336 And if you don't survive tonight, 1075 00:45:40,338 --> 00:45:41,938 You will never enter 1076 00:45:41,940 --> 00:45:45,408 I don't feel pain, sir! 1077 00:45:45,410 --> 00:45:48,144 I am phidelt & apos; s calculation! 1078 00:45:48,146 --> 00:45:51,147 - Look at this robot. -Good job, team! Good work! 1079 00:45:51,149 --> 00:45:53,850 - Good work! -Yes, Sir! 1080 00:45:53,852 --> 00:45:56,152 As you will pay close attention, 1081 00:45:56,154 --> 00:45:58,254 In this short film, no man appears 1082 00:45:58,256 --> 00:46:00,823 You have to sit on a roll, and in 20 minutes, 1083 00:46:00,825 --> 00:46:03,826 we will judge which roll is wettest. 1084 00:46:03,828 --> 00:46:05,495 Drink! Drink! Drink! Drink! 1085 00:46:05,497 --> 00:46:07,296 Drink! 1086 00:46:07,298 --> 00:46:08,831 Drink! Drink! 1087 00:46:19,843 --> 00:46:21,844 Open wide. 1088 00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:24,247 This is the plane, This is the plane! 1089 00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:25,515 Progress! 1090 00:46:28,152 --> 00:46:29,418 Yes! 1091 00:46:31,321 --> 00:46:33,923 Phidelt! 1092 00:46:40,964 --> 00:46:44,000 So I don't think I've asked for it. Where are you summer 1093 00:46:44,002 --> 00:46:46,903 Hamptons. 1094 00:46:46,905 --> 00:46:48,070 Yes, but which one? 1095 00:46:48,072 --> 00:46:49,472 I tried it. 1096 00:46:49,474 --> 00:46:51,474 Oh tokens, Hampton bay is being sold. 1097 00:46:51,476 --> 00:46:53,543 You have to do it. 1098 00:47:18,235 --> 00:47:21,170 Hey Nick, break, get air 1099 00:47:22,506 --> 00:47:24,874 I want to tell you 1100 00:47:24,876 --> 00:47:27,543 Good job You have done Magnificent. 1101 00:47:27,545 --> 00:47:30,546 I was surprised, and I didn't say that 1102 00:47:30,548 --> 00:47:33,416 I mean, When I met your father, 1103 00:47:33,418 --> 00:47:36,319 Cooper Cooper tires... 1104 00:47:38,055 --> 00:47:40,056 I'm glad you a good one, 1105 00:47:40,058 --> 00:47:42,225 a pureblood 1106 00:47:42,227 --> 00:47:44,427 And, uh, 1107 00:47:44,429 --> 00:47:48,130 there are many eyes on you, 1108 00:47:48,132 --> 00:47:51,167 so don't mess this up. 1109 00:47:51,169 --> 00:47:53,536 That's all. 1110 00:47:58,142 --> 00:48:01,244 So what are you? talking about? 1111 00:48:01,246 --> 00:48:02,612 Auggie fucked a pregnant woman 1112 00:48:02,614 --> 00:48:04,580 Again? -Yes. 1113 00:48:04,582 --> 00:48:06,916 The best part about pregnant chicks: 1114 00:48:06,918 --> 00:48:09,552 They cannot get pregnant. 1115 00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:12,088 Hei auggie, you still have that fetish lactation 1116 00:48:12,090 --> 00:48:13,422 Yes. 1117 00:48:13,424 --> 00:48:14,590 - Yes! -Yes! 1118 00:48:16,594 --> 00:48:18,127 - It tastes good. -Yes. 1119 00:48:18,129 --> 00:48:19,295 -What does that feel good? -Yes. 1120 00:48:19,297 --> 00:48:22,164 -Feels is very good. -Yes. Yes. 1121 00:48:36,146 --> 00:48:39,482 -I have to go. -What? Nick. 1122 00:48:39,484 --> 00:48:42,351 What? 1123 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:44,987 I want you to show me That you can do. 1124 00:48:44,989 --> 00:48:47,623 I'm tired, baby 1125 00:48:47,625 --> 00:48:49,091 Come on. 1126 00:48:49,093 --> 00:48:51,093 I want you to make me come 1127 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:53,262 What is in that for me, huh? 1128 00:48:53,264 --> 00:48:56,465 I will tell you what our little saddle rosanna has arrived. 1129 00:48:58,368 --> 00:49:01,304 What is rosanna already arrived? 1130 00:49:01,306 --> 00:49:03,539 Many bad things. 1131 00:49:05,242 --> 00:49:06,575 Tell me. 1132 00:49:06,577 --> 00:49:08,110 I will. 1133 00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,979 But you're the first. 1134 00:49:17,321 --> 00:49:21,023 -True, what is rosanna - -no, no, shh. Shh. Sst. Sst. 1135 00:49:23,560 --> 00:49:25,428 -Tonight is night - Yeah, it's night. 1136 00:49:25,430 --> 00:49:26,963 -Are you ready? -I'm ready. 1137 00:49:26,965 --> 00:49:28,431 -Whoo! -Whoo! 1138 00:49:28,433 --> 00:49:30,967 This... We are done with this. 1139 00:49:30,969 --> 00:49:32,268 We are done with that! 1140 00:50:44,542 --> 00:50:46,542 Ah! Beer for you, my friend. 1141 00:50:46,544 --> 00:50:48,077 Come here and give me that nonsense. 1142 00:50:48,079 --> 00:50:49,745 Broski I 1143 00:50:49,747 --> 00:50:52,581 -Ugh! Dude. -That's a damn nut Last night. 1144 00:50:52,583 --> 00:50:54,283 That's amazing. 1145 00:50:54,285 --> 00:50:56,619 You are amazing 1146 00:50:56,621 --> 00:50:58,154 -Cheers for you. -Cheers for you, Mr. Hawkins. 1147 00:50:58,156 --> 00:50:59,622 To Mr. Cooper! 1148 00:50:59,624 --> 00:51:02,224 Boys, first plenary party. 1149 00:51:02,226 --> 00:51:03,759 Time honored phidelt tradition. 1150 00:51:03,761 --> 00:51:05,628 Right. Hey, not the first sports though 1151 00:51:05,630 --> 00:51:07,163 No, but this is your first time with a pregnant girl 1152 00:51:07,165 --> 00:51:08,697 Let's hope. 1153 00:51:08,699 --> 00:51:10,666 I have been on my cruise ship and this pregnant girl goes to childbirth 1154 00:51:10,668 --> 00:51:13,202 Ooh, it still makes me strong Think about it. 1155 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:15,071 I can top it. So someday, 1156 00:51:15,073 --> 00:51:16,572 I'm having fun on a private jet, 1157 00:51:16,574 --> 00:51:19,742 -with my father. -Father. Nick. 1158 00:51:19,744 --> 00:51:21,444 Shh, shh, shh, shh. Shush up. 1159 00:51:21,446 --> 00:51:22,645 We are here official business 1160 00:51:22,647 --> 00:51:25,548 We see what all of you are doing, 1161 00:51:25,550 --> 00:51:27,616 and we like what we see 1162 00:51:30,420 --> 00:51:33,389 Winners can choose the room they want, 1163 00:51:33,391 --> 00:51:35,424 far above lower class children 1164 00:51:39,129 --> 00:51:41,130 -Thank you. -Thank you. 1165 00:51:41,132 --> 00:51:42,465 Don't accept him. -Boys, let's go 1166 00:51:42,467 --> 00:51:44,733 -How, yes -No you. 1167 00:51:48,305 --> 00:51:51,507 Well, lined up, ribers 1168 00:51:51,509 --> 00:51:53,409 Let's go. 1169 00:51:56,646 --> 00:51:58,414 Ariel, what is the location 1170 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:00,649 the famous chapter phi delta 1171 00:52:00,651 --> 00:52:03,385 it throws Nazi-Negro party? 1172 00:52:03,387 --> 00:52:04,720 New York? 1173 00:52:04,722 --> 00:52:06,255 Wrong! 1174 00:52:06,257 --> 00:52:07,823 Token, 1175 00:52:07,825 --> 00:52:09,525 what is the best taste from gatorade 1176 00:52:09,527 --> 00:52:12,128 scientifically proven to cure hangovers? 1177 00:52:12,130 --> 00:52:14,330 -Lemon-chalk? -Blue! 1178 00:52:15,832 --> 00:52:19,401 Jt, what is the aroma of Cologne I use? 1179 00:52:19,403 --> 00:52:23,139 Is it cold water davidoff or ax instinct? 1180 00:52:23,141 --> 00:52:25,474 - Cold water. -That's bad dior fahrenheit 1181 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,510 You are olfactory deterrent! 1182 00:52:32,883 --> 00:52:35,885 What is the best TV show? all the time? 1183 00:52:35,887 --> 00:52:37,353 Um, "girl gossip." 1184 00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:39,688 "Entourage"! 1185 00:52:39,690 --> 00:52:41,457 What is the best band of all time? 1186 00:52:41,459 --> 00:52:43,859 -Coldplay! -Mumford and boy! 1187 00:52:45,695 --> 00:52:49,231 What is the best adjectives of all time, ching Chang Chong? 1188 00:52:49,233 --> 00:52:51,233 Roving 1189 00:52:51,235 --> 00:52:52,735 What? 1190 00:52:52,737 --> 00:52:53,903 Roving 1191 00:52:53,905 --> 00:52:55,871 What are you saying? 1192 00:52:55,873 --> 00:52:57,940 -I think it's full of love. -Wrong! 1193 00:52:57,942 --> 00:52:59,808 It's "epic"! 1194 00:52:59,810 --> 00:53:02,611 As in you do not know _ how to speak correctly 1195 00:53:02,613 --> 00:53:04,747 What is the best film of all time? 1196 00:53:04,749 --> 00:53:06,282 "Eyes closed wide," sir. 1197 00:53:06,284 --> 00:53:08,517 "Boondock saints," trebeck 1198 00:53:08,519 --> 00:53:09,818 Fuck 1199 00:53:09,820 --> 00:53:15,391 "There is a battle of fire!" 1200 00:53:15,393 --> 00:53:18,894 Nick, I swear by God, if you miss this question, 1201 00:53:18,896 --> 00:53:20,796 I will buy you a little puppy 1202 00:53:20,798 --> 00:53:23,532 and make sure you both form an inseparable bond 1203 00:53:23,534 --> 00:53:25,234 Then I will kill him, 1204 00:53:25,236 --> 00:53:27,570 right in front of your face 1205 00:53:27,572 --> 00:53:29,572 What is the name from alum phidelt 1206 00:53:29,574 --> 00:53:32,508 Who found light meat? 1207 00:53:32,510 --> 00:53:35,678 Mmm. 1208 00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:37,513 Dirt. It's at the end my tongue 1209 00:53:37,515 --> 00:53:39,381 -Uh, uh, uh. -Uh! Uh! Uh! 1210 00:53:39,383 --> 00:53:40,883 Uh uh duh! Duh duh. 1211 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:42,618 -Anthony, Anthony something. -Anthony! 1212 00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,554 This is Nick's softball. This is softball! 1213 00:53:51,729 --> 00:53:53,729 Seriously? 1214 00:53:53,731 --> 00:53:55,264 Seriously ?! 1215 00:53:55,266 --> 00:53:57,566 You fucks 1216 00:53:57,568 --> 00:54:01,337 Nobody reads damn page one from the handbook? 1217 00:54:01,339 --> 00:54:03,439 All of these answers and more 1218 00:54:03,441 --> 00:54:05,507 is in the handbook, Nick! 1219 00:54:05,509 --> 00:54:07,910 Because they are integrals to become human types 1220 00:54:07,912 --> 00:54:09,645 that phidelt is necessary! 1221 00:54:09,647 --> 00:54:11,280 Seriously? 1222 00:54:11,282 --> 00:54:12,815 Why? do you grin? to me, Billy? 1223 00:54:12,817 --> 00:54:14,550 I will tear your lips die 1224 00:54:14,552 --> 00:54:18,487 and I will take care of it directly to the pledge banner! 1225 00:54:18,489 --> 00:54:21,857 You guys think of being phidelt & apos; s all about having fun 1226 00:54:21,859 --> 00:54:24,393 Look at me. I am rockefeller 1227 00:54:24,395 --> 00:54:28,030 I have damn clips of Chinese sakralea ties. 1228 00:54:28,032 --> 00:54:30,733 Fuck Greenwich and fuck you! 1229 00:54:30,735 --> 00:54:34,270 You all idiots think it's fun and game? 1230 00:54:34,272 --> 00:54:37,740 Do you think it's all snorting coke and banging hussies? 1231 00:54:37,742 --> 00:54:40,442 It's about intelligence! 1232 00:54:40,444 --> 00:54:42,478 Oh my God, you're so stupid 1233 00:54:42,480 --> 00:54:44,480 I'm sure you are being held back in kindergarten, 1234 00:54:44,482 --> 00:54:46,348 Because you can't bounce the ball! 1235 00:54:46,350 --> 00:54:48,350 Do you think you are included in phidelts? 1236 00:54:48,352 --> 00:54:49,685 What smell is that? 1237 00:54:49,687 --> 00:54:51,687 Do I smell ozone on fire? 1238 00:54:51,689 --> 00:54:54,690 Oh, I think you must be trying to think, 1239 00:54:54,692 --> 00:54:57,293 You damn little ears, inbred fuck! 1240 00:54:57,295 --> 00:54:58,794 If I'm a jerk, 1241 00:54:58,796 --> 00:55:01,363 I will lock every one of you in the basement 1242 00:55:01,365 --> 00:55:03,866 and have you beaten with a paddle every 15 minutes 1243 00:55:03,868 --> 00:55:06,568 until you are in shape! 1244 00:55:06,570 --> 00:55:08,070 But down there are hanging out with 1245 00:55:08,072 --> 00:55:09,938 Stephanie is a little tonight, 1246 00:55:09,940 --> 00:55:11,740 and I are not chicken blocks, 1247 00:55:11,742 --> 00:55:15,611 because I read the rule 246 in the handbook 1248 00:55:15,613 --> 00:55:17,813 and I know how to be a man! 1249 00:55:17,815 --> 00:55:20,516 Ben, I can't be bad do this again, 1250 00:55:20,518 --> 00:55:22,384 I will explode a blood vessel in my eyes, 1251 00:55:22,386 --> 00:55:23,719 and I will fucking go blind 1252 00:55:23,721 --> 00:55:25,688 I understand, Prez, you are doing good 1253 00:55:25,690 --> 00:55:27,389 "Gentilemen." 1254 00:55:27,391 --> 00:55:30,459 There will be a test at 5.00 A.M. 1255 00:55:31,795 --> 00:55:33,429 If you score under 89 percent... 1256 00:55:33,431 --> 00:55:34,930 98. 1257 00:55:34,932 --> 00:55:37,466 98 percent... 1258 00:55:37,468 --> 00:55:38,967 You are finished. 1259 00:55:38,969 --> 00:55:41,003 Will this be rated on the curve? 1260 00:55:43,106 --> 00:55:45,641 No, it won't be assessed on a curve. 1261 00:55:45,643 --> 00:55:49,378 This will be assessed on tilt. 1262 00:55:49,380 --> 00:55:52,715 Try some scope, Nick. 1263 00:55:52,717 --> 00:55:55,050 Because you are breathing smells like a penis! 1264 00:55:59,522 --> 00:56:00,923 I have never, 1265 00:56:00,925 --> 00:56:03,425 try to suck my own damn dick 1266 00:56:03,427 --> 00:56:05,794 -Process. -Everyone tries at least once. 1267 00:56:05,796 --> 00:56:07,796 - Must try it once - Okay, fine. 1268 00:56:07,798 --> 00:56:09,665 I have never, 1269 00:56:09,667 --> 00:56:12,000 fucked a girl over 200 pounds 1270 00:56:12,002 --> 00:56:15,070 Oh, how about two girls weighing 100 pounds, at the same time? 1271 00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:17,005 Well, bro, bro, it doesn't count That doesn't count. 1272 00:56:19,075 --> 00:56:21,076 Hey, don't stop my account You won't do it coincidence is being talked about how is the mug 1273 00:56:21,078 --> 00:56:22,778 not blurry, Will you? 1274 00:56:22,780 --> 00:56:25,581 Because, Chad, I'm pretty sure anyone told you 1275 00:56:25,583 --> 00:56:26,915 to throw the mug in the freezer. 1276 00:56:26,917 --> 00:56:28,617 OK, why not? improve your game 1277 00:56:28,619 --> 00:56:30,619 -Get a little self-esteem. -Pride! 1278 00:56:30,621 --> 00:56:33,889 However, Besides inconvenience, 1279 00:56:33,891 --> 00:56:35,858 tonight is very important event, hunting 1280 00:56:35,860 --> 00:56:39,728 I "enjoyed it" I scavenger hunt, very interesting! 1281 00:56:39,730 --> 00:56:42,030 1282 00:56:42,032 --> 00:56:44,800 Hey, hey. This is not like pansy-ass scavenger hunt You used to do more than on greylock, okay 1283 00:56:44,802 --> 00:56:46,802 Where you make snow angels, 1284 00:56:46,804 --> 00:56:48,137 rolling on the grass, look for twix bars 1285 00:56:48,139 --> 00:56:49,671 and think of pushing it to your own ass 1286 00:56:49,673 --> 00:56:51,106 No 1287 00:56:51,108 --> 00:56:52,708 This is the real deal. 1288 00:56:52,710 --> 00:56:54,710 This is more like placing a Twix bar in twat 1289 00:56:54,712 --> 00:56:58,046 There are 12 assignments tonight 1290 00:56:58,048 --> 00:57:00,115 and each becomes more difficult from the last 1291 00:57:00,117 --> 00:57:03,152 Final project, 1292 00:57:03,154 --> 00:57:06,121 That's what is really separate bites from Greeks. 1293 00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:09,892 Truffle butter 1294 00:57:09,894 --> 00:57:12,060 Oh, a little tartufo nero 1295 00:57:12,062 --> 00:57:14,663 Well, you know what means, gentlemen. 1296 00:57:14,665 --> 00:57:16,999 We must protect this house! 1297 00:57:23,873 --> 00:57:26,675 To the month 1298 00:57:30,014 --> 00:57:32,047 OK, boy, assignment six 1299 00:57:34,951 --> 00:57:36,952 1300 00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:38,754 One of us must come down a black sister 1301 00:57:38,756 --> 00:57:40,989 - Yes! -I can do this. 1302 00:57:40,991 --> 00:57:42,691 Chong, what's the matter? what are your plans 1303 00:57:42,693 --> 00:57:45,027 -Because this is important -Okay, I go to the door, 1304 00:57:45,029 --> 00:57:47,162 -ya. -I tell my name Ryan gosling... 1305 00:57:47,164 --> 00:57:49,932 -Oh it's good. - And I eat the vagina. 1306 00:57:49,934 --> 00:57:52,634 OK, do it. 1307 00:57:57,907 --> 00:58:00,676 I will make love to you! 1308 00:58:03,847 --> 00:58:05,547 Give me a leaf! Give me a leaf! 1309 00:58:05,549 --> 00:58:07,149 -Go away! -Just do it. 1310 00:58:21,030 --> 00:58:23,565 Hey, Courtney. 1311 00:58:23,567 --> 00:58:25,234 This is Nick. 1312 00:58:25,236 --> 00:58:26,802 Hey. 1313 00:58:35,545 --> 00:58:38,213 Ugh! Uh. 1314 00:58:38,215 --> 00:58:40,148 Oh 1315 00:58:42,852 --> 00:58:44,186 Hey. 1316 00:58:44,188 --> 00:58:45,721 You can like it Open your legs 1317 00:58:45,723 --> 00:58:47,222 like a little or something? 1318 00:58:47,224 --> 00:58:49,091 What are you doing? 1319 00:58:49,093 --> 00:58:50,959 I am on a mission. 1320 00:58:50,961 --> 00:58:53,829 I will fuck you in the ass. 1321 00:58:53,831 --> 00:58:56,698 -Yes God. -What? 1322 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:01,103 You have never done this before, right? 1323 00:59:01,105 --> 00:59:03,105 There is the first time for everything. 1324 00:59:03,107 --> 00:59:05,073 Hold. 1325 00:59:19,656 --> 00:59:21,323 Gosh... 1326 00:59:22,793 --> 00:59:24,626 Want to join us? 1327 00:59:24,628 --> 00:59:26,695 I'm good. 1328 00:59:28,831 --> 00:59:30,332 Ugh. 1329 00:59:30,334 --> 00:59:34,002 This is a mission, isn't it? 1330 00:59:34,004 --> 00:59:35,871 If you are incomplete, 1331 00:59:35,873 --> 00:59:38,607 You are not logged in, pwief. 1332 00:59:43,279 --> 00:59:45,981 And I just believe you enter my room 1333 00:59:45,983 --> 00:59:48,150 and stuck your dick in me, 1334 00:59:48,152 --> 00:59:50,686 which is the basis of to be expelled, 1335 00:59:50,688 --> 00:59:52,154 isn't that right? 1336 00:59:52,156 --> 00:59:54,690 - Courtney... 1337 00:59:54,692 --> 00:59:57,025 You evil whore 1338 00:59:57,027 --> 00:59:59,361 Hmm, I know. 1339 00:59:59,363 --> 01:00:01,897 Fuck or get kicked out 1340 01:00:01,899 --> 01:00:04,066 Your choice. 1341 01:01:13,736 --> 01:01:15,270 Welcome back. 1342 01:01:17,006 --> 01:01:18,874 Something wrong, Cooper? 1343 01:01:18,876 --> 01:01:21,209 Yeah, Cooper, You're looking a little pale 1344 01:01:21,211 --> 01:01:23,745 You don't look too good. You look peaked. 1345 01:01:23,747 --> 01:01:25,080 Is everything All right? 1346 01:01:25,082 --> 01:01:26,415 What, what is happening? 1347 01:01:30,019 --> 01:01:32,888 Damn. 1348 01:01:32,890 --> 01:01:35,223 You failed to hunt 1349 01:01:35,225 --> 01:01:37,859 You don't do the last task hunt, right? 1350 01:01:37,861 --> 01:01:39,027 I do it. 1351 01:01:39,029 --> 01:01:41,296 Gosh, Cooper! 1352 01:01:41,298 --> 01:01:43,165 You better not lie to me, Nick 1353 01:01:43,167 --> 01:01:44,700 -I do it. -You are a liar 1354 01:01:44,702 --> 01:01:47,402 You lie because you are a liar 1355 01:01:47,404 --> 01:01:50,305 How many times have I told you How important is this? 1356 01:01:50,307 --> 01:01:52,274 -Many. -Many? 1357 01:01:52,276 --> 01:01:54,276 Please, for love all It's good and holy, 1358 01:01:54,278 --> 01:01:56,344 - Give me a rough stamp, token. -Thousand. Thousand. 1359 01:01:56,346 --> 01:01:59,481 A thousand times, Cooper! 1360 01:02:01,250 --> 01:02:03,418 This is important, isn't this important to you? 1361 01:02:03,420 --> 01:02:05,854 Aren't you-- don't you take this seriously? That should be the chosen ! 1362 01:02:05,856 --> 01:02:08,724 I am ready to be your brother. 1363 01:02:08,726 --> 01:02:11,960 1364 01:02:11,962 --> 01:02:15,063 I will fly with you, Nick, 1365 01:02:15,065 --> 01:02:18,066 like a bald eagle above a dream wing, 1366 01:02:18,068 --> 01:02:21,169 land on the rainbow and swipe sideways 1367 01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:23,171 until we find pot of gold 1368 01:02:23,173 --> 01:02:26,108 I definitely go back in time with you, Cooper, 1369 01:02:26,110 --> 01:02:27,442 dress you like red skin 1370 01:02:27,444 --> 01:02:29,978 and attach the buckle cap and sit next to you 1371 01:02:29,980 --> 01:02:32,147 first Thanksgiving party! 1372 01:02:34,517 --> 01:02:36,451 I don't trust you 1373 01:02:39,255 --> 01:02:41,923 You suck the ball. 1374 01:02:41,925 --> 01:02:43,859 And I want to hear you say it 1375 01:02:45,261 --> 01:02:47,028 Say! 1376 01:02:48,264 --> 01:02:50,265 I suck the ball. 1377 01:02:50,267 --> 01:02:52,033 Say again. 1378 01:02:54,270 --> 01:02:55,971 I suck the ball. 1379 01:02:55,973 --> 01:02:57,973 No, no. 1380 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:04,112 You suck a big salty ball. 1381 01:03:05,348 --> 01:03:08,884 -Say. -I suck a big salty ball. 1382 01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:11,453 Tell me while I'm here 1383 01:03:11,455 --> 01:03:13,989 I suck a big salty ball. 1384 01:03:13,991 --> 01:03:16,024 Say what you mean! 1385 01:03:16,026 --> 01:03:18,126 I suck a big salty ball! 1386 01:03:20,430 --> 01:03:22,030 because you are weird 1387 01:03:23,166 --> 01:03:24,499 Do you know what? 1388 01:03:26,035 --> 01:03:27,435 You failed, 1389 01:03:27,437 --> 01:03:30,972 and sometimes when people fail, 1390 01:03:30,974 --> 01:03:34,142 it can be very helpful for them to accept it, 1391 01:03:34,144 --> 01:03:35,911 and acknowledge it 1392 01:03:35,913 --> 01:03:38,079 for themselves and for people around them 1393 01:03:08,081 --> 01:03:39,414 That's biblical. 1394 01:03:39,416 --> 01:03:41,950 So why not? tell me 1395 01:03:41,952 --> 01:03:44,586 it's you a failure, Nick 1396 01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:46,121 Just say it. 1397 01:03:46,123 --> 01:03:48,123 Right here, you and me. 1398 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,825 Look in my eyes 1399 01:03:49,827 --> 01:03:52,828 And tell me that you are a failure 1400 01:03:52,830 --> 01:03:55,096 -I failed -What? 1401 01:03:55,098 --> 01:03:57,199 What, what is it Just a little harder. 1402 01:03:57,201 --> 01:03:58,533 I failed 1403 01:03:58,535 --> 01:04:00,435 -Louder! -I failed! 1404 01:04:00,437 --> 01:04:02,103 -Say again! -I failed! 1405 01:04:02,105 --> 01:04:04,039 I'm just kidding dude, I'm just kidding, bro. 1406 01:04:04,041 --> 01:04:07,008 No, this is a joke. His face! 1407 01:04:07,010 --> 01:04:08,510 No, because of you, You can't see your face. 1408 01:04:08,512 --> 01:04:10,212 That is a nice face. 1409 01:04:10,214 --> 01:04:12,614 -Dude. -Oh, relax, Cooper. 1410 01:04:12,616 --> 01:04:14,916 -It can't be that bad. -Yes, bro. 1411 01:04:14,918 --> 01:04:17,419 The wrinkled star destroys many men who are better than you, douches. 1412 01:04:17,421 --> 01:04:21,256 Yes, I mean, it's hard to enter brown stars - I understand. -But did you do it? 1413 01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:22,958 Because he didn't shout at you like he shouted at me 1414 01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:24,526 Yes, but they do it just to get in your head, man, 1415 01:04:24,528 --> 01:04:26,394 - that's the problem -No, this is a kind of game. 1416 01:04:26,396 --> 01:04:28,263 This is something that I don't get, you know 1417 01:04:28,265 --> 01:04:29,965 Like-- You know what I think. 1418 01:04:29,967 --> 01:04:32,167 1419 01:04:32,169 --> 01:04:35,203 I think what it is that he gave me more unlucky, 1420 01:04:35,205 --> 01:04:36,438 Because I promise number one. 1421 01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,073 And I think I have to take dirt 1422 01:04:38,075 --> 01:04:39,608 that all others are fucking-- 1423 01:04:39,610 --> 01:04:40,976 yes, no, I don't think is true. 1424 01:04:40,978 --> 01:04:42,177 I thought you overreacted. 1425 01:04:42,179 --> 01:04:43,578 I think we only need all just calm down. 1426 01:04:43,580 --> 01:04:45,580 I think he gave everyone is bad 1427 01:04:45,582 --> 01:04:47,582 and you take it all to yourself and you just need to relax 1428 01:04:47,584 --> 01:04:50,151 -Everything will be fine, Nick -I don't overreact. 1429 01:04:50,153 --> 01:04:51,386 There is no time to be cold 1430 01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,021 and "everything will be fine." 1431 01:04:53,023 --> 01:04:54,556 We have to move fast, they make decisions 1432 01:04:54,558 --> 01:04:56,124 We run out of from time. 1433 01:04:56,126 --> 01:04:57,392 Who made the decision? about anything, man 1434 01:04:57,394 --> 01:04:59,060 Look at rockefeller. 1435 01:04:59,062 --> 01:05:00,595 All he does is sitting on the stairs 1436 01:05:00,597 --> 01:05:02,330 and he put his hair there and he went like this, 1437 01:05:02,332 --> 01:05:04,165 and he will no problem 1438 01:05:04,167 --> 01:05:05,533 Yes, because is rockefeller 1439 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:05,533 He doesn't have to try. 1440 01:05:05,535 --> 01:05:08,403 No, I'm talking about the people who should try, 1441 01:05:08,405 --> 01:05:09,905 like Chong, and jt, 1442 01:05:09,907 --> 01:05:12,307 -and Jake, and you. -You think I tried? 1443 01:05:12,309 --> 01:05:14,242 Let me give you some suggestions, All right? 1444 01:05:14,244 --> 01:05:16,978 No one wants to hang out with desperate men 1445 01:05:18,681 --> 01:05:20,682 -I am a desperate person? -I don't call you anything 1446 01:05:20,684 --> 01:05:22,684 I only admit what I see 1447 01:05:22,686 --> 01:05:24,686 and ask you just to relax 1448 01:05:24,688 --> 01:05:26,521 Do you know what I'm thinking? 1449 01:05:26,523 --> 01:05:29,324 I think you need to handle it to my level 1450 01:05:31,494 --> 01:05:32,961 What? 1451 01:05:34,664 --> 01:05:37,399 I go out. 1452 01:05:37,401 --> 01:05:38,934 Good. 1453 01:05:38,936 --> 01:05:41,169 Well, you are my text if you need something Jesus Christ. 1454 01:05:43,673 --> 01:05:45,540 -I am very tired. -Oh, is that pure? 1455 01:05:45,542 --> 01:05:47,709 I don't snort again from your Adderall. 1456 01:05:47,711 --> 01:05:49,477 Yes, I understand from my damn driver He is Dominican 1457 01:05:49,479 --> 01:05:51,479 -Can you dismiss, okay? -I want it. 1458 01:05:51,481 --> 01:05:54,482 What is the difference between between male men 1459 01:05:54,484 --> 01:05:57,018 and a woman? 1460 01:05:57,020 --> 01:05:58,353 Male men defeat female men 1461 01:05:58,355 --> 01:06:00,588 OK, well, if you are wrong 1462 01:06:00,590 --> 01:06:02,958 Rockefeller, Why do you even study? 1463 01:06:02,960 --> 01:06:04,392 You can kill someone here, they will let you in. 1464 01:06:04,394 --> 01:06:06,261 -What does that mean? -You know exactly what that means. 1465 01:06:06,263 --> 01:06:09,097 If it's Chong's family, it will be damn nepotism. 1466 01:06:09,099 --> 01:06:11,199 Oh, shut up! 1467 01:06:11,201 --> 01:06:12,734 You are guaranteed a place, you damn monkey terrace 1468 01:06:12,736 --> 01:06:15,270 1469 01:06:15,272 --> 01:06:17,138 Read between lines, donkeys. 1470 01:06:17,140 --> 01:06:19,307 -Guys. -Yes, dear? 1471 01:06:19,309 --> 01:06:20,642 If one of us fails, 1472 01:06:20,644 --> 01:06:22,344 Should we all drop together? 1473 01:06:22,346 --> 01:06:26,047 Shut up, Chad. Go dreaming of dudes, fag. 1474 01:06:26,049 --> 01:06:27,716 Amanda fat. 1475 01:06:27,718 --> 01:06:30,418 Um, yes. He came out. 1476 01:06:30,420 --> 01:06:33,088 What did he think he was doing? bingeing like kappa? 1477 01:06:33,090 --> 01:06:34,756 I know? 1478 01:06:34,758 --> 01:06:37,759 Thank God we don't have to be seen with him again Ah, Melissa, Rosie, what is good, woman? 1479 01:06:37,761 --> 01:06:39,761 -Hey. -Hi, rosanna 1480 01:06:39,763 --> 01:06:42,130 Nick says hi. We are talking about you 1481 01:06:42,132 --> 01:06:44,132 Really hope You have lived and joined. 1482 01:06:44,134 --> 01:06:46,267 Are you finally full? Nick Cooper's experience 1483 01:06:46,269 --> 01:06:48,737 -Oh yes. -That's my girl 1484 01:06:48,739 --> 01:06:51,706 What are you trying to do 1485 01:06:51,708 --> 01:06:54,242 I'm trying to teach you lessons, girl 1486 01:06:54,244 --> 01:06:57,645 1487 01:06:57,647 --> 01:07:00,582 Nick Cooper not who you think he is. 1488 01:07:00,584 --> 01:07:03,284 -I saved you -Court is right, Rosie. 1489 01:07:03,286 --> 01:07:05,620 We are just trying to help you find yourself 1490 01:07:05,622 --> 01:07:07,288 We all really want you to be one of us 1491 01:07:07,290 --> 01:07:10,125 We want you to be a zb. 1492 01:07:10,127 --> 01:07:11,793 You know who I think crazy hot 1493 01:07:11,795 --> 01:07:15,096 and will all about taking care of you like a princess? 1494 01:07:15,098 --> 01:07:16,364 Who? 1495 01:07:16,366 --> 01:07:17,699 Billy. 1496 01:07:20,070 --> 01:07:24,139 and I've heard he has a big chicken 1497 01:07:24,141 --> 01:07:26,141 Nick's roommate, Billy? 1498 01:07:26,143 --> 01:07:29,477 If you really want Nick, Billy the way to go. 1499 01:07:29,479 --> 01:07:31,146 You are naked in his room, 1500 01:07:31,148 --> 01:07:32,647 because you are killing his roommate 1501 01:07:32,649 --> 01:07:35,316 This will make him crazy, "Jessie girl" girl. 1502 01:07:35,318 --> 01:07:38,553 Is Nick really that good? 1503 01:07:38,555 --> 01:07:41,256 Yes! Nick Cooper gets skills for days 1504 01:07:41,258 --> 01:07:44,259 Now let's make a plan to take you to that room 1505 01:07:44,261 --> 01:07:46,094 OK. 1506 01:07:47,196 --> 01:07:48,363 See this 1507 01:07:48,365 --> 01:07:51,433 - Yo, Chad Catch. 1508 01:07:51,435 --> 01:07:53,301 You are afraid Don't want to catch it? 1509 01:07:53,303 --> 01:07:55,470 No, I'm just, I'm just wasted. 1510 01:07:55,472 --> 01:07:57,605 I really respect you 1511 01:07:57,607 --> 01:08:00,575 - Whoa. 1512 01:08:03,312 --> 01:08:05,380 Whoa. Anyone fucked him yet? 1513 01:08:05,382 --> 01:08:08,249 I hope not. It turns out he doesn't shave down there Ugh! Disgusting. That can be sentenced to death. 1514 01:08:08,251 --> 01:08:10,618 That nonsense is hot in the 90s. 1515 01:08:10,620 --> 01:08:12,353 I'm sure You won't have problems with that 1516 01:08:12,355 --> 01:08:13,855 -three months ago. -What? 1517 01:08:13,857 --> 01:08:15,657 I just said, You have come a long way very fast 1518 01:08:15,659 --> 01:08:18,293 -Whereever, man. -What, guys? 1519 01:08:18,295 --> 01:08:20,361 - What's up? -Hey Billy, do one line. 1520 01:08:20,363 --> 01:08:21,863 1521 01:08:21,865 --> 01:08:25,633 No, no, I'm good. You are fine, man 1522 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,335 You go and calm down little, huh? 1523 01:08:27,337 --> 01:08:29,537 -I don't ask you, gay. -Whoa, gay... 1524 01:08:29,539 --> 01:08:32,540 I'm not so right terminology, right? 1525 01:08:32,542 --> 01:08:34,542 Megan right? Nice to meet you. 1526 01:08:34,544 --> 01:08:36,544 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's mine, bro, okay? 1527 01:08:36,546 --> 01:08:38,379 -I just play, man. -I found it first. 1528 01:08:38,381 --> 01:08:40,548 You have to go find yourself. Do you know what you should do? 1529 01:08:40,550 --> 01:08:43,418 Your family is in the slave business, right? To the south 1530 01:08:43,420 --> 01:08:46,321 Why not go back there, be a slave, 1531 01:08:46,323 --> 01:08:49,290 -and pick me up whiskey. -I will bring you a drink, okay? 1532 01:08:49,292 --> 01:08:50,658 I just want you to calm down and try to remember where you came from, 1533 01:08:50,660 --> 01:08:52,127 -All right? -No, I know. 1534 01:08:52,129 --> 01:08:53,461 1535 01:08:53,463 --> 01:08:56,231 I know where I came from. 1536 01:08:56,233 --> 01:08:58,466 Do you know where you are from? 1537 01:08:58,468 --> 01:09:00,535 -Billy. -No problem. 1538 01:09:00,537 --> 01:09:03,838 Billy, damn roommate, this is a good cardigan You always The dress is very good, Billy. 1539 01:09:03,840 --> 01:09:06,841 We are roommates, 1540 01:09:06,843 --> 01:09:08,843 and we make it a good team, Billy. 1541 01:09:08,845 --> 01:09:11,713 A really good team, roomie. 1542 01:09:11,715 --> 01:09:14,415 You know what, uh, 1543 01:09:14,417 --> 01:09:16,384 are you supposed to do? 1544 01:09:16,386 --> 01:09:17,819 You should go help your family make money 1545 01:09:17,821 --> 01:09:21,556 for the first time in maybe 100 years 1546 01:09:21,558 --> 01:09:23,691 Maybe you have enough money to buy more cardigan 1547 01:09:25,695 --> 01:09:29,797 and stay up look at this nice trim 1548 01:09:29,799 --> 01:09:33,168 You will happen, Because you are the rock. 1549 01:09:33,170 --> 01:09:35,236 You are very, You really did it. 1550 01:09:35,238 --> 01:09:36,738 That - looks good. You did it very well. 1551 01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:39,641 1552 01:09:39,643 --> 01:09:41,342 You do 1553 01:09:44,814 --> 01:09:46,648 Now. 1554 01:09:46,650 --> 01:09:48,349 Wow. 1555 01:09:48,351 --> 01:09:50,218 You are a douche 1556 01:09:50,220 --> 01:09:52,353 You are a douche 1557 01:09:52,355 --> 01:09:53,755 You are a douche 1558 01:09:55,257 --> 01:09:58,593 Billy, Billy. Wait. What was that? 1559 01:09:59,828 --> 01:10:02,363 That, my dear, might be the end 1560 01:10:02,365 --> 01:10:05,700 beautiful, beautiful friendship, 1561 01:10:05,702 --> 01:10:08,203 but... 1562 01:10:08,205 --> 01:10:11,372 That is the beginning from a pretty fantastic night 1563 01:10:14,677 --> 01:10:16,211 Now let's be bad get out of here! 1564 01:10:16,213 --> 01:10:18,213 - Ah! -Do it! Come on! 1565 01:10:18,215 --> 01:10:21,716 Nick. I'm impressed. 1566 01:10:23,452 --> 01:10:25,453 However, people, 1567 01:10:25,455 --> 01:10:26,788 still exists a party happens 1568 01:10:26,790 --> 01:10:28,489 - Megan! - -Yeah 1569 01:10:28,491 --> 01:10:29,891 I really like that name. 1570 01:10:29,893 --> 01:10:31,426 -You say your name. -Megan. 1571 01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:32,760 -Megan. -This is Megan. 1572 01:10:32,762 --> 01:10:33,928 - Megan. 1573 01:10:33,930 --> 01:10:35,463 -Somebody & apos; s here! -What? 1574 01:10:35,465 --> 01:10:37,799 -Someone is at the door. -Oh, go! 1575 01:10:37,801 --> 01:10:40,335 I know Megan! 1576 01:10:41,504 --> 01:10:43,972 -Ugh! -Ugh! 1577 01:10:43,974 --> 01:10:45,506 -Oh! -Yes! 1578 01:10:45,508 --> 01:10:47,408 - Oh, Billy 1579 01:10:49,745 --> 01:10:52,447 Hi. Do you do it here? 1580 01:10:52,449 --> 01:10:54,816 Megan, I will need you to go 1581 01:10:54,818 --> 01:10:56,718 -No, no, no, no, Megan. Goodbye, Billy. 1582 01:10:56,720 --> 01:10:58,686 No, no, Megan. Megan, don't, don't leave, Megan. 1583 01:10:58,688 --> 01:11:00,888 -Love. -No. Why did he leave? 1584 01:11:00,890 --> 01:11:02,423 Where did he go? 1585 01:11:02,425 --> 01:11:04,425 Billy. 1586 01:11:04,427 --> 01:11:07,428 I think you will be willing to listen to what I have to say. 1587 01:11:09,032 --> 01:11:11,766 What is this what do I think it is? 1588 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,771 Chad, I have been calm enough Which of these women? have you noticed you? 1589 01:11:16,773 --> 01:11:18,940 Damn everything. 1590 01:11:18,942 --> 01:11:21,843 Teeth right? Why not? little dance 1591 01:11:21,845 --> 01:11:23,811 for, uh, Chad, 1592 01:11:23,813 --> 01:11:25,280 who seems his eyes look at you 1593 01:11:25,282 --> 01:11:27,949 -Good. -Oh oh. 1594 01:11:27,951 --> 01:11:30,785 Oh, oh, shit. 1595 01:11:30,787 --> 01:11:34,989 1596 01:11:34,991 --> 01:11:37,492 Pak palm beach. 1597 01:11:37,494 --> 01:11:38,826 Relax. 1598 01:11:49,439 --> 01:11:51,472 Can I help you? 1599 01:11:51,474 --> 01:11:52,807 I just left. 1600 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:54,809 what's the matter you're doing here 1601 01:11:54,811 --> 01:11:56,678 I am with Billy. 1602 01:11:56,680 --> 01:11:58,379 What do you do with Billy? 1603 01:11:58,381 --> 01:12:00,448 I don't need to explain myself to you 1604 01:12:00,450 --> 01:12:02,617 You fucking whore 1605 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:04,619 -Consider. -Yeah, that's how you are. 1606 01:12:04,621 --> 01:12:06,487 I just call it like I see it 1607 01:12:06,489 --> 01:12:08,523 I'm sorry, Nick, have you seen 1608 01:12:08,525 --> 01:12:09,891 mirror recently? -What does it mean? 1609 01:12:09,893 --> 01:12:11,592 God, actually I am embarrassed 1610 01:12:11,594 --> 01:12:13,594 - I once liked you. -You do not like me. 1611 01:12:13,596 --> 01:12:14,996 You don't give me time of day 1612 01:12:14,998 --> 01:12:16,864 Oh, I'm sorry, Nick, that I didn't give you 1613 01:12:16,866 --> 01:12:18,533 what you want If you want it, 1614 01:12:18,535 --> 01:12:19,867 but at that time I turned around 1615 01:12:19,869 --> 01:12:21,836 I don't even recognize you again 1616 01:12:21,838 --> 01:12:24,605 You're disgusting. 1617 01:12:44,660 --> 01:12:46,594 Fuck you 1618 01:12:54,370 --> 01:12:57,372 Welcome to hell Sunday, sperm. 1619 01:12:57,374 --> 01:12:59,040 Happy Chinese New Year, Chong. 1620 01:12:59,042 --> 01:13:00,742 God, would you eat horses? 1621 01:13:00,744 --> 01:13:03,411 You look like Asian fucking ally mcbeal 1622 01:13:05,582 --> 01:13:07,081 no promises allowed to leave home 1623 01:13:07,083 --> 01:13:08,783 except you fucking girl 1624 01:13:08,785 --> 01:13:10,585 The only way you back in 1625 01:13:10,587 --> 01:13:13,388 is if you finger smells like trenches stench 1626 01:13:16,726 --> 01:13:19,594 We have some circles hell for you 1627 01:13:19,596 --> 01:13:21,462 Yes? You are happy 1628 01:13:21,464 --> 01:13:24,065 The first circle is mystery shot 1629 01:13:24,067 --> 01:13:25,600 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 1630 01:13:25,602 --> 01:13:27,101 Take that shot. 1631 01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:28,669 Oh oh! 1632 01:13:28,671 --> 01:13:30,004 Nick, go again! Go again 1633 01:13:30,006 --> 01:13:32,673 And if you fail to achieve it last circle, 1634 01:13:32,675 --> 01:13:35,810 I will make sure that you throw Benjamin salad. 1635 01:13:35,812 --> 01:13:38,813 -Go! Go! Go, bitches -pull the whore! 1636 01:13:38,815 --> 01:13:40,148 And the man does not change his underwear 1637 01:13:40,150 --> 01:13:41,682 or take a bath in three weeks. 1638 01:13:41,684 --> 01:13:43,184 He is practicing for the damn marathon! 1639 01:13:48,424 --> 01:13:50,425 And I will personally hold your nose 1640 01:13:50,427 --> 01:13:51,959 rights to the gooch. 1641 01:13:57,767 --> 01:13:59,901 - You are not a freak 1642 01:14:01,703 --> 01:14:03,971 Remember, after a week of hell, 1643 01:14:03,973 --> 01:14:06,774 we are only a a few more days from initiation 1644 01:14:06,776 --> 01:14:08,443 The end is in sight. 1645 01:14:08,445 --> 01:14:10,545 Give him more. 1646 01:14:10,547 --> 01:14:11,879 Let's go, Cooper. Come on. 1647 01:14:11,881 --> 01:14:13,915 Let's hear you bring like chicken 1648 01:14:17,786 --> 01:14:20,488 And you're even closer to join us in brotherhood. 1649 01:14:24,828 --> 01:14:27,128 So let's make this count Some are more fun for you. 1650 01:14:27,130 --> 01:14:29,197 Give it to him 1651 01:14:32,134 --> 01:14:33,801 1652 01:14:39,209 --> 01:14:41,075 Ugh! 1653 01:14:43,079 --> 01:14:44,779 What is that? 1654 01:14:46,115 --> 01:14:47,815 Let me squeeze it a little more. 1655 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:49,550 Ugh! 1656 01:14:49,552 --> 01:14:51,552 Fuck you do, man! 1657 01:14:51,554 --> 01:14:54,789 Be careful who you make love to, plebe 1658 01:15:14,776 --> 01:15:16,177 Benjamin. 1659 01:15:22,018 --> 01:15:24,552 I am St. Peter. 1660 01:15:27,557 --> 01:15:29,557 here to tell you whether or not 1661 01:15:29,559 --> 01:15:32,260 your name is written in the book of life. 1662 01:15:32,262 --> 01:15:36,264 Today you will find if your life is forever 1663 01:15:36,266 --> 01:15:39,800 will be connected to phidelt brotherhood. 1664 01:15:39,802 --> 01:15:43,804 Today, you will find 1665 01:15:43,806 --> 01:15:47,308 if you are one of us 1666 01:15:52,981 --> 01:15:57,852 great- great-grandchildren of Jefferson Davis 1667 01:15:57,854 --> 01:16:00,855 Pureblood. 1668 01:16:00,857 --> 01:16:04,825 Your name is written in the book of life. 1669 01:16:04,827 --> 01:16:06,928 Your candle light 1670 01:16:10,299 --> 01:16:14,835 Zachary rockefeller, arises. 1671 01:16:14,837 --> 01:16:19,006 Your name is always written in the book of life. 1672 01:16:19,008 --> 01:16:22,243 Your candle light 1673 01:16:22,245 --> 01:16:25,613 Jake roudabega, arises. 1674 01:16:25,615 --> 01:16:29,784 Certainly so assures you to know your name is written 1675 01:16:29,786 --> 01:16:31,252 in the book of life. 1676 01:16:31,254 --> 01:16:34,589 Jamarcus desean Johnson, 1677 01:16:34,591 --> 01:16:37,792 name "token" 1678 01:16:37,794 --> 01:16:40,795 written in book of life, 1679 01:16:40,797 --> 01:16:43,931 and can we drive your car? feet fast to victory 1680 01:16:43,933 --> 01:16:47,001 Chad, appears. 1681 01:16:49,738 --> 01:16:52,607 How do you not know you're gay? 1682 01:16:52,609 --> 01:16:56,911 Everyone can know. Like, everything. 1683 01:16:56,913 --> 01:16:59,714 Do you not think we will see? 1684 01:16:59,716 --> 01:17:01,282 -What? - And it's okay, 1685 01:17:01,284 --> 01:17:05,052 But know yourself, Chad. 1686 01:17:06,755 --> 01:17:08,656 Know yourself 1687 01:17:08,658 --> 01:17:11,025 Until you know for yourself, 1688 01:17:11,027 --> 01:17:13,861 you can't a phidelt 1689 01:17:13,863 --> 01:17:15,730 I don't know If you are joking or not. 1690 01:17:15,732 --> 01:17:18,032 -Out! -Father. president, please 1691 01:17:18,034 --> 01:17:21,636 -You were fired. -SAYA... 1692 01:17:24,974 --> 01:17:29,076 Ching Chang Chong, arises. 1693 01:17:29,078 --> 01:17:33,014 Your name is written in the book of life, 1694 01:17:33,016 --> 01:17:35,349 in more than 20 languages. 1695 01:17:35,351 --> 01:17:39,887 Jt hartung, arises. 1696 01:17:39,889 --> 01:17:43,824 Your name is written in the book of life. 1697 01:17:43,826 --> 01:17:46,994 And finally, 1698 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:50,031 Nicholas Cooper, arises. 1699 01:17:51,767 --> 01:17:55,236 Nick. I like you. 1700 01:17:55,238 --> 01:17:57,038 I always like you 1701 01:17:57,040 --> 01:17:59,807 You try hard 1702 01:17:51,809 --> 01:18:02,243 Try to impress. 1703 01:18:02,245 --> 01:18:05,246 You are a monster, Nick. 1704 01:18:05,248 --> 01:18:07,048 The fact is, I don't even recognize it things standing in front of me 1705 01:18:07,050 --> 01:18:10,685 Cruel. 1706 01:18:10,687 --> 01:18:12,186 Cruel. I love it. 1707 01:18:12,188 --> 01:18:16,991 The problem is 1708 01:18:16,993 --> 01:18:18,859 we don't try hard 1709 01:18:18,861 --> 01:18:23,197 We don't try to impress. 1710 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:26,901 And we don't lie about who we are 1711 01:18:26,903 --> 01:18:32,273 Mr. Cooper. 1712 01:18:32,275 --> 01:18:35,876 I believe Billy 1713 01:18:35,878 --> 01:18:37,812 is one guaranteed for you 1714 01:18:37,814 --> 01:18:40,181 Billy Hawkins, 1715 01:18:40,183 --> 01:18:42,183 forward and defend yourself 1716 01:18:42,185 --> 01:18:45,252 1717 01:18:49,291 --> 01:18:54,295 Why are you lying on behalf of Mr. Cooper? 1718 01:18:54,297 --> 01:18:57,431 - I feel sorry for him 1719 01:18:57,433 --> 01:19:01,268 Billy lied once or twice, But you, Nick, 1720 01:19:01,270 --> 01:19:03,037 You really fool us. 1721 01:19:03,039 --> 01:19:05,906 Lucky, Benjamin missed nothing 1722 01:19:05,908 --> 01:19:07,241 And why? we need you, 1723 01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:09,210 You are a poor piece? 1724 01:19:09,212 --> 01:19:12,913 Billy is wrong 1725 01:19:12,915 --> 01:19:15,249 He makes fools from himself 1726 01:19:21,157 --> 01:19:23,858 Sorry, Nick. 1727 01:19:23,860 --> 01:19:27,194 You won't be a phidelt 1728 01:19:27,196 --> 01:19:31,132 And why isn't he phidelt? 1729 01:19:31,134 --> 01:19:34,468 Because you are not one of us. 1730 01:19:34,470 --> 01:19:38,405 You are not one of us 1731 01:19:38,407 --> 01:19:40,808 And you are fired. 1732 01:19:40,810 --> 01:19:42,476 Billy. 1733 01:20:44,506 --> 01:20:46,040 Hey dear. 1734 01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:47,875 Phidelt rejects me, Mom. 1735 01:20:47,877 --> 01:20:50,377 Daddy will be very disappointing. 1736 01:20:50,379 --> 01:20:52,346 This is not the end in the world. 1737 01:20:52,348 --> 01:20:55,482 I think you will need to go home and tell your father... 1738 01:20:55,484 --> 01:20:57,885 Personally 1739 01:21:00,589 --> 01:21:02,990 We love you. 1740 01:21:04,292 --> 01:21:06,026 See you soon 1741 01:21:32,287 --> 01:21:35,289 I have to tell you, kid, I'm very proud of you. 1742 01:21:35,291 --> 01:21:37,091 You do it You join 1743 01:21:37,093 --> 01:21:38,425 -Thank you father. -You know. 1744 01:21:38,427 --> 01:21:40,961 When I meet Billy, I think, "that's what I want for boys." 1745 01:21:40,963 --> 01:21:43,297 And you are even better than Billy. 1746 01:21:43,299 --> 01:21:44,932 That means a lot. Very. 1747 01:21:44,934 --> 01:21:46,634 Applause. I hope I drink cocktails 1748 01:21:46,636 --> 01:21:48,636 - to entertain you -Hei, hey. 1749 01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:50,504 Maybe we can get five. 1750 01:21:50,506 --> 01:21:52,373 You know, cocktail pj... 1751 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:53,908 You can have it or two or three... 1752 01:21:53,910 --> 01:21:57,077 What do you think will happen? 1753 01:22:03,485 --> 01:22:06,153 I will tell you you did not enter 1754 01:22:06,155 --> 01:22:08,422 That will kill him. 1755 01:22:11,526 --> 01:22:13,227 Go. 1756 01:22:13,229 --> 01:22:15,396 1757 01:22:15,398 --> 01:22:18,232 Submitted by: www.subtitlecinema.com