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- Thank you. - Okay, okay.
That David Kadowski everyone.
And remember, guys, when you get lights
That means you really must wrap it
We can't continue past it. Well, we are at number 37,
Paul Scott.
- Paul Scott, other shows don't. - -No!
Paul Scott? Well, everyone, give a big round of applause
for Paul Scott, yes
Thank you very much. Thank you.
So, I have this friend. He's a musician, quite famous.
We have been friends since we were little
And a few months ago...
I go on a trip
With friends And it's old my friend.
We know each other since we were little
- love you, David! - And he's a comedian.
He's a very funny person.
Um, but, he is good rather than his luck,
and he asks if I want to open for him
on the east coast tour.
Sounds really cool right?
-No, it's fucking-- -breakthrough.
- Yeah, whoo! - Breakthrough.
And that's two friends.
You know, two artists, really, traveling
through forgotten American coastal city,
trying to make connections with people.
No press agency, no publicity,
only a man and the microphone.
After all, I want to dedicate this song to my friend, Paul.
And, uh, it should be good.
Who is the owner Flat screen TV here?
Does anyone have a flat screen TV?
I just got a large flat screen TV,
I go to department store,
and that person is like "This is a 42-inch television."
I'm like, "really? I don't really think it's 42 inches.
I take my measuring tape. That is 37 and a half inches.
I'm like," what is this? This is 37 and a half inches. "
He said. " Oh, no, no, you have to measure diagonally. "
Later that night I'm getting annoyed
with my woman back to my place,
he is like, "no Has an eight inch penis."
I like, "no dear, We have to measure it diagonally."
OK. Thank you, You have become a crowd.
Good night all.
-Hey, Randy. -Please, sit.
You have your drink ticket
-I, yes, thank you. -How is Emily?
Good. Good.
We break up, But I hear he's good.
Oh, man, I'm sorry He's very interesting.
Yeah, yeah, still.
Still interesting. Still alive.
You are engaged right?
-Yeah, mm-hmm. -Sucks, man.
- That's why I never dating hot girls -Yes.
How about tonight, how you feel
Good, good, I think that runs pretty well The crowd looks a little - a bit far away,
but I think that's good.
Yes, of course.
-Why? How are you going think it's gone -I?
I don't know I mean, I started to think
Maybe the action hasn't changed in a few years.
It might start to feel a little early aughts
What about the whole? linkin versus talking Facebook?
I mean, isn't that basically just reworking
from MySpace you are a little do you usually do?
Everything is reworked from something else
Don't you like it? a little friendster before Do you do MySpace things?
That's what I mean, like, it's just with--
You only fill in new pieces
becomes an existing structure.
Anyway, look, I don't have that much time up there.
This is all setup, punch line, setup, punch line
I don't know Maybe it's your delivery or -
yes, well, we talk about that,
Do like 30 or 35 minutes headlining set
and I feel I really can Sort into the beat
with this anecdote, is like letting it hang around.
Yes, we can do that. We can certainly do that.
Cool.
Or other options whether you take leave,
You come back when you have it 15 or 20 minutes like, fresh ingredients
Give you a chance to reboot
Refill a little.
Refill
This child is funny.
Lower something
-Hello? -Hey man, what's wrong?
-Jason? -Yeah, what's happening , Dude?
Hey how are you?
You call me from a new phone?
No no No, I'm on Stacy's phone.
Who is Stacy?
Stacy is my friend. He just - he's really hot.
Hey, you know where I am now
We are in the ice bar.
You have to go down here and drink.
Dude, I can't. Forgive me. With pleasure.
When did you return to the city?
I leave tomorrow morning, so you have to come now, man.
There are three girls here, they are super handsome
Come on.
Okay, one drink.
He doesn't know. She's lost in music.
It turned out that he didn't take ecstasy he takes possession of my father dick pills
-I hate it if it happens -Right?
Dude, you have to work it in your actions, mate
-You are a standup? -Yeah, him.
Paul the funniest man I know
Yes? Continue, tell us a joke
Yes, tell a joke.
I usually say-- I usually do it on stage where - with the audience
This is the context. I don't tell jokes, really.
Well, I mean we hang out here After partying with Chris rock,
he is extraordinary with only a few of us.
He tells jokes all night.
That's Chris rock. When you are in the pantheon, like Richard Pryor,
and George Carlin, and Steve Martin,
-as you can do anything. -Wait, wait, wait, wait,
listen to me here, okay?
What if you come? tour with me
-Oh, that's amazing -What? Like groupie?
I mean not offended.
-No, no-- -we are not groupies.
- Serious. -No, I know, that's what I say.
-No. -No group,
- and not you not groupies. -Of course not.
No, as my opening act, man.
What are you doing for the next few weeks?
You want me to open myself to your band
Oh, if you don't want to do it, my cousin really knows
Hannibal relents. Be perfect for you
I don't say no wants to do it, I'm just saying,
You know, just give me a second to think about it.
Don't think about it too long, you know
OK, ready This is for comedy
- before rock folk -clap hands.
Hello?
- Generates and shines. -What are you doing?
What do you mean what am I doing? I picked you up
Dude, I think so nonsense last night
No way, man, I don't want to say about this
Wait, hold the door! Hold the door! I come!
Cursing.
Alright okay.
-What, how are you, dude? -What is wrong? Hey.
-What night, huh? -Yes.
I like what you do with the place This is good
-Thank you, yes, that is a feature in "dwell" magazine. -Funny.
Well, Jersey is our first stop, I want to get on the road
and go before rush hour traffic.
Jason, I can't just take it out out of my life
-and join the damn circus. -Dude, you are temp.
- Do I drink beer? You want beer -No, you just go ahead.
I am somewhere now where I need
to focus on my writing, I need to squat
and meat comes out some new material
All right, then meat some new material on the road.
You ask me to make opening actions for music performances.
I can't just prepare it in the afternoon
You are in Conan. Okay, I'm sure you will be fine
my solo acoustic tour.
-Yeah, in the sketch about bartman -Yes.
Anyway, my role is a role that doesn't speak.
Okay, it's not standup. This is very different.
Well, whatever, man, I'm sure that will be fine.
Jason, I have to get my life in order I need to get out of debt. I need to find a bed
it doesn't have a slow leak in it.
What is this? what will you do
What will to return to the ad?
No. There is no bad way, man.
What? What? My former boss, he started this new agency
He made six numbers.
Having equity in stock backend choice or something,
he said he would give me an interview the next day a few weeks.
Dude, how many times have we talked about this?
Career in music? Career in comedy?
That, my friend, is a lifetime commitment.
And you want to look back in four years and realize
that you gave up because a girl dumped you,
and then damn money tight?
Hey, man, is there a chance we can swing in my old place?
I want to take my rolling bag
What? Are you still Are there items in Emily's house?
Some small things, huh.
Thank you.
You still have a lot of stuff here Yes I still get living in my new place, baby,
- Sorry. -You know, it's not a big deal,
But, can you not save it call me "dear"
Sorry, forced habit.
Oh, I got a call from the wedding planner
The hotel will give us back 50% of our deposit
Ooh, 50% how generous they are.
You really think are we ready to get married?
- I think of me, huh? -You really think so?
You are outside at the club every night.
You know, you have left on weekends.
I rarely order weekend shows.
-Very rare. - Okay, okay.
Anyway, it's up to you. I'm sure you will be very happy here with...
-Road? -Ron.
Ron, the dj.
Grandmaster Ron, right? Yankees fans He is not a fan of the Yankees.
-Okay, he just likes his hat. -That's worse.
What about your vintage Jacket Milwaukee
brewer In Boston, there's nothing annoying about the Milwaukee factory.
They are in a different league. This is not competition.
That is what makes it ironic. What is the name of the DJ?
-He doesn't have the name dj - cool to name dj
-No. -He is above that
-Dj no name -See, he's a good man, All right?
He is happy. He was not tortured.
He is not angry with me if I order pour coffee.
That one barista is a puncture
-Okay, look-- -with the little spout.
Okay, look, I want to be with someone who isn't
feel the need to categorize any known defects in the material world.
I am an observational comic, baby. Emily.
-Good? That's what I did. -Is that?
- Yes. -Is that? Because comedy club
doesn't seem to appreciate how cute you are
They barely pay you. You know, in advertising,
people know How talented you are.
They do. They give you an award.
I mean, they keep asking About you
down at agency all the time.
Well, you can tell them I am still paying my fees.
Hey bro. How are you?
Good. Very good.
Good, that's good.
Good.
What he wants is stability. That's what he wants.
He wants stability.
He wants comfort. He wants reliability.
He wants a solid foundation to build the future.
And I understand. That's what I want too. I can't blame him for that.
Yes Let me ask you questions.
Where do you think It comes from?
Certainly not coming than with someone
who doesn't believe you, and I believe in you
And you used to believe in yourself
and that's why we go on this tour
That is why we will go to Philly, we will go to D.C.,
we will go all the way to Georgia, man
And that will be great.
We will get it Your mojo is back
-Mojo? -Yes!
I didn't see Who's up now, Jason.
Who said who is dating?
This is the way, okay?
Commitment to walk lightly.
Damn, for this guy beer.
Get him a beer We start!
Yeah, beer.
Guys! For a tour, right?
-For a tour! -For a tour!
Yes!
We start!
We are in the city center.
- Well, we are here - We recommend that, pull it out.
Okay, we're here. We have to go.
Oh where? We play here tonight?
No no No. In a few months we will though
Great tour, guys. The way to go.
- Should I take my bag? -Yeah, take your bag
Drive safe, guys.
-Oh. -Oh, is your car from college?
Yes I fix it. Put a little money in it.
Well, what is it doing here?
You rather need a car to travel overland
-Right? -We don't go on the bus?
What? No.
-Bus? -Yes.
The bus is like 25 thousand a week, man
I do well, but not so good.
There are no men, it's just us,
way,
and Swedish pick-ups.
Well, let's hear, let's listen to the list
Okay, well, I'm like, You have six people, Paul Simon.
Good.
-Perfect, young Neil. -Good.
-We have four, cat Stevens. -Cat Stevens?
-What do you mean Stevens cat -Slip.
-What do you mean, "fumble"? -Slip.
-What do you mean? -That's groping.
This is my list. I can paint Stevens if I want
Glance recovered by defense.
I respect your list. Respect my list
-Good. -Good?
Four, cat Stevens. Three, little one.
-And Bruce is clear only second - -Dylan
-Bob Dylan. -Okay, and what about John Lennon
There is no room for John Lennon? One of the greatest artists of all time?
This is difficult, but John Lennon,
he is a beatle, and we do solo artist
Well, he is a solo artist for a while.
But, okay, what if the Beatles
Called John Lennon and the Beatles? So what?
Then, what would he go , like the top position in the band
to be number three in solo artists?
I don't know if he wants to do that
By the way, Bruce Springsteen is part of a street band.
- That's right. -Do not make technical, but you know?
- That's a problem. -OK.
Well, with Bruce, it's Bruce, man
Okay, so the rules don't apply to Bruce Rules don't apply to Bruce.
My father used to lose me
to the old abandoned Cadillac Factory
Hold it! Why is your father? dropped you
to the old abandoned Cadillac Factory
We will all day throw old baseball around.
I used to know this folk singer
-Who? -Yes.
But he has a big beard. It doesn't smell so good.
I said, "I know this funny guy."
And I say "you two should go on the road together
Put the funny guy on the road with you
Send him to all that the abandoned college bar,
and broken down small music place
This one is called 'folk hero and funny guy'. "
What about inland? Good interior?
I don't want to eat in a chain.
Believe me, I'm starving too.
Okay, I'm hungry I'm just as hungry like you,
but we have to go down this damn highway
Hi, how are you doing? Two please
-Drinks on the back. -Great, thank you very much.
- And you can sit anywhere. -Thank you very much.
I will devour every meat item in this menu
I'm sure you got it homemade cakes here
I will get you water,
-I will be back soon. -Wait! One second.
-Wait, actually, I have some questions about beer -Yes, of course. Mm-hmm?
I'm looking for an IPA. Do you have anything
like non-piney, or too hoppy--
- Can I get vodka soda? -We have a cocktail in the back.
-You don't want to try something fancy? -No, like good vodka.
Do you have that beer flight? Do you know what I mean?
Like they have four different types?
No. I know what you are talking about.
We don't have it from them Sorry.
Oh well. I will do it cheap beer
May also be. Yes. Big. Thank you.
Uh, I have to tell you, I saw you playing
at the Art Center last year.
Oh cool. That is a good show.
And then I saw you this year before in the cinema beacon.
-Keren. -Yeah, me too - can I get a bowl of chili?
And then this goes back, but when you open
for mumford and boys at raceway poconos,
oh my god, a true fan
-Well, no, I'm just like music, you know -Yes yes.
I'm not just a waiter.
-I am a blog -Oh really?
-Yes. -That is cool.
Oh, we have an open mic tonight
-You have to play. -You open mic night.
I know, it's perfect.
No no No, it will be epic That will--
huh? That means so much for us
I just don't really do it every mic is open again.
I know, but that - this is a cool space,
like an awesome crowd. This means a lot to us.
This will be really cool.
I will tell you what, why don't you get this person
to wake up on the stage and stand tall
- and maybe also I will wake up and do a set. -Comedi?
-Yes. -Big.
If - you really want to do a set?
-Let do a set. -Yes, yes, I will do it quick set, yeah
Yes, I will enter the all of you Perfect.
Oh, oh, wait a minute. We are really very hungry.
I will get cheesesteak Philly,
wings, and curly fries.
I will stop you there Our kitchen has been closed since 9:00.
-What? -Sorry.
- Actually, and there - -nobody told you?
Who should tell me? Besides you?
We have some chips.
And we have jalapeno, blue buffalo cheese,
-salt and vinegar. -Oh, are they homemade?
-No. -Oh.
Or, oh! It's half hamburger in the back,
um, busboy cleaned it up Desk, nobody touched it.
This is not dirty. I always do it.
I will only stick with the chip
Just a bag jalapeno chips, please
And I will do - I will drink salt and vinegar.
-Keren. -Thank you very much.
Say that you don't like it.
Come on.
-he is pretty good huh? -He is really good.
-Very good. -Yes.
he certainly gets his own goods, that is certain.
What does it mean exactly?
-What? -Object?
You know, like musicians there is something
You know, and some do it and some don't.
-What did he do? -Well, I am a wonderful moment from Wilco mixed with
authenticity from Bob Dylan.
- Rolling stone, 2008. - Right, yes
what am I
-What is your thing? -Yeah, what do I mean?
You mean now or like your item in the future?
You said I didn't fully fill my stuff?
I think we found that .
That is the reason that we are on this tour.
OK, Brian. Give it to Brian, everyone.
-That - - that's Bryn, actually, I'm a woman Thank you.
I'm sorry. That really - is beautiful though.
OK, so I noticed some of you take photos and videos
If you can't not upload it to social media
without hashtagging "jbd open the mic,"
it really helps us. Thank you very much.
And yes, then, we have funny comedians
who is currently country tour,
open for Jason black, Paul Scott.
Thank you very much.
Oh!
This is a dildo, women and men.
That's very sweet of you.
Actually never - Do you know how it feels?
It feels like one of them ball stress, you know
I have to feel much less Firmly just squeeze it.
This is good. It's relaxing me.
I will put the device down here
Who is the bride to be here on this table?
You are? What is your name?
-Elizabeth -Elizabeth?
Congratulations.
Your husband is a very lucky person
You know what the sign is
that your friend will get married
is when they ask for your mailing address
Because in this day and age, there is absolutely no reason
to get someone's physical mail address
unless you get married.
Nothing is smooth,
there is nothing wise about it
This is like piercing and Facebook.
You know how you have to do it on Facebook to join the tinder,
only in all photos pierced what is your Facebook photo?
So anytime my boyfriend's friend starts to be combined
all of these photos from themselves,
all friendly and cool, to Facebook,
I like "the bastard join the piercing
Just came out from a relationship He is lonely.
This person gets his penis wet.
Nothing is smooth
There is no wise about that.
You do evites here?
Everyone does evites?
No?
Hey, for me, evites, I think that will happen
very comfortable and easy way
to invite my friends to party
But the fact is, this is very common and a very embarrassing forum for my friends to tell me
why don't they want join me
I have this one friend who answered,
"sorry, fly-fishing in Belize."
Who does the country drop on Evite?
It's very tacky.
Right?
I have another friend who says, "there is nothing plus."
Even so people I don't know don't come to my party
You're right well up there tonight
Oh thank you.
-Yeah, very good. -That's very good from you.
-Thank you. -That is good.
You are very funny. You remind me like a young Woody Allen, sort of.
-Oh it's good from you to say -Yeah, funny
Yes, this is sort of - I don't know,
I feel this is a bit strange to do comedy after music.
It's like the audience is in a different headroom or something.
Yes, and we don't understand, We don't have much comedy here.
Oh, right, have done this much?
- Several times, yes. -Is this an open mic?
Several times, yes. Yes, this is fun.
I should. Good. This is a nice crowd.
Yes I'm Paul, by the way.
Hey.
-Bryn. -Nice to meet you.
really happy to meet you -Yes.
So what brings you here for Jersey?
-I, I live here now. -Oh wow.
-Yes. -Cool.
-Do you grow here or--? -No, I grew up in Maryland--
- in Maryland? -Yeah, I've been here for several months
Uh, yes, I kind of want to live in Manhattan,
near Brooklyn, but rather expensive
- Too expensive? -Yes.
I know, this is crazy there.
-Yeah, this is crazy -I know, it's crazy.
Not fair. Unless you are a banker then--
-like you are an banker -and they are damn.
-Do you know many bankers? -No.
How do you know? From what you read?
Yes This is my picture from New York
Anyway, I will come back in. I feel like chatting with you.
Nice to chat with you too.
Is it - hey - do-- can I buy drinks in it?
-Yes. -OK. Well, yes, fine.
Women and men, please welcome, Jason is black
how long have you been? know each other?
We have known each other since we were little
-It is very funny -We are friends.
-We are still very close. -Do you always tour together?
No, no, no, no, no. This is our first.
- That's very brave - Jason black, everything
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you for coming.
Feel free to return every week
if you want try something or whatever.
I have to admit, I'm a little a Jason black fan
Of course, yes. Good to see,
charming, barefoot What is not liked?
Exactly, that's what-- it's a bare leg
-That's why they are all here. -That's why I like it.
- They are all here Foot Fetishists -Yeah, no
None of them really like the music.
What about you What are the aspirations
My aspiration? -Yes.
At the moment I just like focusing on music.
-Yes? -Yes.
So what about you, Mr. Comedian?
What are you great aspirations?
I just want to be a great one
I want to really, very good in this case
Well, I think that are two different things.
-Like? -Great and good?
Yes What if you can only be good
Like I feel I give up A whole career path to do this.
So, I think my true aspiration is to see it through,
see if I can be right pull it out.
Very noble
To pursue your dreams and become very poor
-But happy. -But happy.
Enjoy this, you will be happy
Hey how are you?
Jason, this is Bryn. Bryn, this is Jason
- Nice to meet you - Nice to meet you
This single party just bought me a jug
from fat tires, isn't that awesome?
-God, you have a killer sound -Thank you.
-I am really great. -That's really good
Yes, hey, and you're great
I don't know if you can see it, the lights dazzle you
on the face, whatever, But there are many people
laugh, man, okay?
-I don't know if they expect comedy -It is a strange room.
-It's actually weird. -Yeah, this room isn't -
- it's not made for comedy. -Yeah, you're great
-I think so. -But you know I have you listed on my site
as a comedian, so my fans will expect comedy
- every time I - - a new fan of
- Sounds very lame. -No, no, actually I'm your music fan
-Very? -Mm-hmm.
-You know my music? -I know, huh.
Wow, that's very good of you. How long has written music?
Actually I've written for like a few months.
-Very? -Yes.
-You will never know -Thank you.
-You are very comfortable up there. -Thank you.
-Yeah, very beautiful. -Yeah, I - me--
- very crazy to meet you -I know, this is crazy.
This is amazing
it's the original tail behind a wheelchair
It seems like it's bleached.
Do you want another round?
-I can't. I am finished. -What? No.
Yeah, I also spent enough.
-Very? -Yes.
This is the first night from the tour Come on!
Yes, I have a feeling There will be more nights like this
OK, whatever Well, I got my fans to hang out with.
I will walk back to the hotel I will meet you there?
-Yes. -Where do you live?
Wood ferns Oh that's right near where I am
-I can take you. -Oh, yes?
- That will be great. -Do I finish this?
-Yeah, go for it. - Nice to meet you
-I will see you a little. -Well, nice to meet you too.
-That's really a nice night. -You are great.
You're great.
Hey! You can't touch balls with your hands
- Is that very loud, like in a treble? -I know.
I think that's why I have that buzzing in my ear
You are like right inside the of the speaker too
-Bryn! -Oh, hey!
Hey, are you going or are you--
-oh! Do you? -I. Yes, I will wake up next.
Oh, shit, huh. I will not leave.
-I will stay -Yeah, okay, awesome
-Stella, Paul. -Hi. Nice to meet you.
He is like the next Regina chancellor.
-He is amazing. -Oh really? I love Regina spector.
Okay bye.
-He saw my cat -Oh really?
So I feel like - he's great, but, yeah
So I will -
yes, I will - and walk back to the hotel.
-Good. -Yes.
-Okay, I'm just going to-- -yeah, really.
-Good. -OK.
-Up to meet. -Thank you, Paul.
- That's very good to meet you. -You too.
-Bye. -Bye.
-Thank you. -Yes.
Thank you?
I know how to open -
a door. Good, I'm fine. I am doing fine.
-I'm fine now. -Close the door.
Paul, hey, I got good news.
I made our check-out late.
That's amazing. Now close the door!
So we leave in the afternoon.
Hey, Paul.
I am very excited.
I think you on the wrong bed
Hello?
Oh, hi, how are you?
I'm fine, thank you
No, no, this is perfect.
Yes, I'm right between two meetings
This is the right time.
Uh huh. Well, no, cyle, cyle with c,
he is my old partner Yes, no, he's a great person.
-Dude, close fuck up, man. -Yes.
-Provide it! -Can you just survive? for a second?
Silent. -One of my designers has a question
Yes, Jack?
No, this design looks good. Thank you.
-Thank you. -What are you doing?
Hi, yes, sorry It's a little crazy this week
Okay, no, that is, said Cyle that you think about
about the possibility of carrying about a new writer?
Very?
-Good. -Impossible.
- Wait for one second. - really
- Jack, they look great. - Good.
- That's what I need from you. - -Yes.
Where do you go?
Paul, where--
You leave - you can't go the car goes
What are you doing? What are we doing here, man?
Achievements? Special comedy.
-Ha Paul! -Business plot.
-Yes right. -Do you run from me?
- All right, well, i-- -you, will you run from me? OK.
Yes.
You see what you will make me do
You're almost just kill me
I think you are thinking from the Simpson
character Yes, no, here it is who is caught in a foul ball
I can hammer time
I really don't know where he is now - That's a very good question -I can hammer time
But, for me, it's all about what is the right medium
for the message?
So, theoretically, you don't hire him,
You must give me Position,
I can be available at any time. Thank you very much. See you later.
Dude, good commit This tour or down, okay?
-Commit for a tour? -Yes.
I save open options. What is wrong with that?
No! Don't be bad b-plan, man!
Hey, you can tend to bars, waiting for tables,
do anything except damn back to advertising
This will suck you back, then, whoosh,
you will become a drone in the sector d.
I'm here right? I am on tour.
I'm in glamor Jason black world tour.
Yes, that is why I am upset.
-Hei. -Hey.
-Hai. -Hey.
I'm very relieved.
-Hei! -Oh, hi.
- How are you doing? -Great, nice to meet you
- Nice to see you. -I really scared for a moment
that I made this all in my head
Well, no, no, sorry, we just started.
And then Paul has this really important job interview
we have - You know, but that's good.
Oh, that's amazing. Yes, I just--
-they, are you ready? open to us tonight -Yes!
I'm very happy.
You open yourself to us? That's amazing
That's a brilliant idea.
You mean, you don't know?
You didn't tell him
Do you see Bryn playing last night? You know Bryn.
Yes of course. He is amazing.
Yes, it's like - that's brilliant
- Yeah, good -Of course, that makes sense.
Why don't I think about that?
I think you can open yourself and that you can be intermediate,
and clear I will shorten my set,
- gives you lots of stage time -Perfect. It was great.
between two musical actions?
Uh... I don't think so.
Great. Welcome to the club. It was incredible
-Yeah, that will be great. -It will be awesome, man.
-It's gonna be fucking fun. -Yes.
I will go check out pool here
- Okay, this is cool. -There's actually -
-close, because of me - -that this way?
It's closed
-dude, I forgot -you forgot.
I forgot.
You forgot you invited to join the tour?
Well, not now, But in the car I forgot.
Yes, we are beautiful wasted last night
-Yeah, right? -This is wasted.
Yes, I'm drunk.
Cool. Paul Scott, on a third wheel tour.
Dude, no, okay? He got it. Good?
Now I tell him it's about you get your mojo back
-You told him that? -Yeah, no
I mean, it's not that.
But he knows this about you and I hang out
Okay, look, Jason, you messed up
We can't cancel it now, let's just continue
Well, he said he could Sleep in his car Van.
-In the Van? -Yes.
-Is that safe? -Yeah, he has curtains there,
he has a mattress, and that--
so you are connected.
Great. It was amazing.
Wait wait. Why? Wait--
-or, you go to Bryn? -Dude, I talked to him first.
I'm hanging out with him all night
-What are you thinking about? -Well, you go home
-I am acting class. -Okay, well, you know what,
Next time you can fucking tell me because I am not a mind reader
And what do you know? I will send him home.
Good? It's just that you and me, that's all.
See what's done, okay? Let's continue.
It's just that, the problem is that you do this every time you are unlucky.
There is a meaning for this.
-You have done this a million times before. -Name one.
-Um, horde festival,
when you throw me to hang out with traveler blues
Remember that?
-Hai. -Hey.
- Am I - is that good? -That's really fun.
Cool, really good, man.
-Yes God. -The way to go.
I just hope you will think things through, you know?
That's why I'm in this damn tour to start.
Mr. Paul Scott.
Hey!
How are you doing?
Oh thank you very much. How are you doing tonight?
Very good in Pennsylvania
P to a, right?
I ran a little late at night I had to take a taxi.
Whether I am or very, very murky how much should I tip these cabbies?
I am quite unclear, and after 911,
it becomes much more complicated for white people like me,
because most cabbies are middle east
and I have a lot of white guilt,
which is always confusing Equality is a tip for me.
So, like I'm going to stop somewhere
and the rate will say $ 11.00,
and all I have is twenty and I will tell the taxi driver,
"you know what, You can save the tip.
I also fly out from la guardia tomorrow at 11:30 a.m. And try and get intel, because you don't know
if he has a sibling or a sleeping cell affiliate.
Not many people take a taxi here
in this section from Pennsylvania, huh?
Not great, uh--
I think this is also not the main target of for terrorists,
along the way out here.
Flight 93 falls here in Pennsylvania, asshole!
Yes!
Yes
Hey. How do you feel up there
-Is that bad? -What? No.
No, you - I mean, I mean, you are very confident, first.
Your clothes are good That is a good choice.
And I think - I mean, I can never do that.
Um, the next song is--
Well, it's about a girl.
Listen, I appreciate That sentiment,
but you don't have to sell this
OK, I think you're great
He is very special to me. And we do things that are difficult -
we become friends After we become lovers.
-I asked a question? -Sure.
- Have you seen a lot? standup comedy -Why?
I just say, if you are exposed to
for more standing actions, You will soon realize
what I did up there won't cut mustard
And I got this phone a call from Brett,
and he calls me, and he is like,
"Hey, would you mind? if I ask her out on a date?"
You know, I think I know what it really is,
because I am a woman, and like we don't understand comedy
We only get really confused with that,
and I didn't take it the college course
on what's funny, bad luck!
One thing you will realize is very fast in your study
is this room not built for comedy.
The unsuccessful joke in this room
Jealousy just started approaching me,
and I feel like I need to write a song about that,
and it's called, "he's just a girl I know."
it's great. It was incredible. Thank you.
full penetration. That is the meaning.
A musical comedy is really
different animals
And really messed up The part I feel
somehow break give me more ingredients to draw from.
You know, giving me more life experiences.
Like my situation, makes me too soft and bland and comfortable, whatever.
Yes, I've been there, do it
He deserves it better.
Yes, that's possible why I waited so long You know?
I will do my music and sow my wild wheat
and just get all that voodoo out of my system
How does it work? come out for you
Got another decade from voodoo?
Hey, now, I want to tell you something before,
and I think it's possible Step in a sick place,
so I don't say anything, but I guess I might have found it
people I want to spend the rest of my life with.
Bryn? You will spend the rest of your life
- with damn Bryn? -No no no no.
I mean Bryn is cool. Yeah, but, no, not Bryn.
Becky.
Who is Becky
What do you mean, who is Becky
-Becky bellington. -Becky Bellington?
-You remember-- -biology t.A., Becky bellington?
Yes.
How long did you go out for?
Oh God, I don't know. For years, really.
-For years? -Yeah, I mean every time that I will pass the city
We like this crazy night together,
and sometimes on weekends.
I don't know, I never felt there--
Feel the way about him as I feel for others.
-Becky bellington? -Yes.
-Do you have a photo? -Yeah, here.
- For years you hang out -Yeah, yeah.
I mean, look, here.
That one. That is there
You and Bryn are already friends on Facebook?
-Yes. -When did it happen?
I don't know, he added me like yesterday.
Wow, he looks exactly same.
Mm-hmm.
He is engaged
Yes, It's a not so sweet part.
So where does he live?
He lives in Charleston.
-Charleston? -Yes.
-That's not from our last stop? -Mm-hmm.
Yes, yes, I thought It could be like that
my last hurray from singledom
Your last hurray -Yes.
So, is this even? real tour?
What? Is this even? real tour?
Yes, this is a real tour.
Okay, look.
I ordered one show in Charleston
to see Becky.
And I go on my site and I see
and I think it's possible is a little clear,
like just one show in his hometown,
so I ordered a few more shows along the way.
I thought it would be fun to drive, you know
What? Just to like throw out the aroma,
Do you do more for the smokescreen?
No, no, well, at first, yes, But then I got excited.
Do you know? Play smaller places for, like, fewer people,
a little more intimate from the audience
I think it will be cold.
What?
That face.
Okay, remember when do we see Bruce?
-When he entered in stone bangs? -Yes.
Okay, and that's not the best the damn event you've ever seen?
-Yeah, that's a good show. - And is he playing? real shows
Jason, when you play small intimate place
where you connect with the crowd,
that's one thing It's hip.
Good? That happened. People say "I'm there."
When I play in the same place, this is different.
Do you understand that? This is a reinforcement from a dead end.
Okay, but if this is is a real tour,
You probably won't even be here
Maybe there will be some indie, like, skinny Jean hip band
my label will force my throat,
-I can pull x genes. -We are gen x.
Look, I think your set is just sort of -
-print. -What does it mean?
- "pinched"? -I don't know what's right the term comedy for that,
okay, but only, I don't know,
little butt?
Fucking throw away joke book, man
Depart. Okay, and in music
the more real, the more personal it is,
People can relate to it.
Look, I want all of these people,
I want everyone to know - I want this person
Hi. Good? I want him to find out who you are
To find out Paul Scott that I know and love.
And if you can bring that person on stage
night after night after night,
with that kind of consistency,
fuck, sky limit for you, man.
I appreciate you saying it.
Can we hug him? Come on.
Come on let's go.
Bring for the real thing.
Yes.
Do they put me in the country?
So did Bryn go down with us to Charleston?
Yes, if he is ready for that.
Well, I'm sure he's ready for that
I think it should tell him though,
Because, you know, This is rather big agreement for it
Yes?
I think Bryn's is not from TripAdvisor LLC for you, hey, buddy?
Afraid not tonight, I will just leave alone, okay?
I will make myself rare. I will fall somewhere else.
No, it will happen makes it awkward
That will make everyone uncomfortable.
Dude, it won't make it awkward Good? This will be fine.
-This will be fine? -Yeah, alright,
it will be more awkward for me
if I watch you filter the fog.
-Oke, so this is about you -Yeah yeah
-Now I understand. -Yes, it's about me
-Now that makes sense. -Yeah, I need this for you
Okay, it looks like we have some rooms are available
413, with a fireplace and room 420.
Which is a smoking room.
Fireplace room good, thank you
Hey, hey, Paul. Is it cool if Bryn crashes with us tonight
-Yeah, yes, of course. - are you sure
-Once. -Yes, look
That's very good.
What if we get a bed?
-Yakin. -Yes?
Yes, yes, is a good idea.
We have to take a bed.
So you need a couch?
Yes I think we need a bed
Um, you know, I'll go make some important phone calls,
then smoke a cigarette, and become -
- thank you, bud. -Back again.
OK. You are ready
light breakfast 6: 00-8: 00 every morning
Right up the stairs is your room
And there are a snack machine
in case you get snack.
-Great. -Thank you.
Oh, this isn't too bad.
-Yeah, it's not bad at all, actually -No.
It's even rather luxurious.
I don't know if I go that far
Um, do you mind? Do I use the bathroom?
Yes of course. This isn't Shawshank.
You don't need to ask for permission
That's very strange question
That's so weird-- I gave you 45 seconds.
Hey, take the bed you want
Oh yeah, yeah, you know what, Actually, I don't think we need a bed
- Who is this? - it's a household
I'm actually assistant manager
- With a couch? - Yes!
Yes, okay, why not? come in?
Yup, right here.
I will pull this out very fast.
-How's your day? -Good. How about you?
Do you need help? With anything?
-I will leave this there, okay -No problem.
So, yes, if you need there are recommendations here in the city
for restaurants, bowling alley,
weeds, just press zero I am your person
-Great. -Hi.
- That's amazing. -Yes it is. OK.
-Keren. -OK.
Oh, here.
Forgot -
yes, all I have is-- I have only twenty.
-I have no changes. -Right.
- The problem is - - I don't have there is a change
-You don't have changes? -No.
You don't need to do it. You don't need changes
So, oh, wow, it's very generous.
Oh, if you want firewood for fireplaces,
-I can handle it -Yes, yes, it came with the room
Oh, it costs $ 50, but it comes with champagne
50 dollars?
I think we are good.
Yes, I think we are good.
You will stay each other warm at that time.
-Yes. -Yes.
-Good. -Thank you.
You understand I will put this on the outer door
Yes. This is very much better than my van
Oh no, it should be so take one of the beds
-I will take a couch. -Are you kidding me?
- Are you sure -Stop.
-But thanks. -OK.
-Well, if you reconsider. -Good.
- Everything is good? -Do you want to use the bathtub--
-oh, I'll take a shower. -No, I've showered.
-You sure? -No, I'm sure I'm sure.
Alright okay.
-I shower quickly. -Good. Cool. Enjoy.
A pastor can walk to you,
boning a girl in the confession room,
and he will be like, "whoo! He smokes. You're fine."
Three greetings Maria and send some jpeg.
Now, Maryland, there are some good news for you tonight Led zeppelin can't do it,
fleetwood Mac doesn't do it,
but tonight, we will do it,
standing comedy before folk rock, Are you ready?
Alright!
What Yes!
OK.
So, what does up with evites?
What's with that
-Hei. -Hey.
How are you doing? I drink beer
-Oh thank you. -Applause.
Applause.
You must feel very good about the beginning.
-It's awesome. -Thank you.
Yes, I mean, that's how it is only the work crowd, but thank you.
Oh, whatever it is, it's good
Like here and honest
I like this song.
And Jason is right when he says that
that's where your ticket
-Where like that-- -they are Bryn, right?
can't we deconstruct my actions
every night we hang out? Is that okay?
- Forgive me. -No problem.
I just tried to help
And I only see your potential
-Oh, oh, my God, I sound like my mother. -I am potential.
No, you have potential too. I'm like -
how you will like it if I choose your actions
like a few moments later you go down the stage
- Honestly? -Yeah, honestly.
-I can handle it. -You think you will be well with that
-Yes. -Good.
Maybe we should exit from here before Jason
-ya. -Out we go to another night drink
Hi. Sorry for your bug, But, do you think you can?
-Get photos with you -You are very funny.
Is he right? You really are
-So, yes. Your work is hysterical.
-Thank you. -Are you his girlfriend?
-No. -Well, you see very good with
-Oh thank you. -If you become, it will be good
-Yeah, yes. -Do you mind?
No, not at all.
-I really like your hair. -Thank you.
-Yes. -You are very sweet, OK.
-You are ready? -Do you?
- Say Paul Scott. - Paul Scott
-this you go -Thank you very much.
Yes, no problem.
Oh wow, I look so fat there.
Do you still want to go?
Well, why aren't we all drinking and waiting for for Jason?
-Yeah, we will, get a drink -Yes.
Okay, you're good You want to hang out and get--
uh, no, I'm good, I'm good.
But, I will quickly finish this-- and you have fun
I will go back to the room
-I will see you there. -You are sure?
-Yes. -You don't want to drink one?
-No, you have fun. -Only one?
No, I'm good.
Nice to meet you.
-Hei. -Very good,
you friend with black Jason
-Yeah, yes. -Yes.
And I saw, and that was my tour manager, Kyle.
You know Kyle, right? And he rode a horse into the mountains
without clothes. I swear to God.
And now, you have to remember, it's just me, folds Ben,
bon iver, and Trey anastasio,
from phish You know him right?
Yes, and we sit in this matter -
- in this um - -correspond.
Wigwam, wigwam, beautiful wigwam,
At the door I see a shadow, and that is posum.
Oh!
-Do you love possession? -I.
That's great. Are we connected?
-Wow -Yeah, that's right really great.
Last call.
OK. Last call.
Um, what you people want to do
I mean, because we live in the same hotel -
I mean, we have a lot of liquor, s0--
yes, let's just continue
-After the party! -After the party!
-After the party. -Yes!
Wait, you have to go back.
No, man, you just came out a bad relationship
-for five years. -Yes.
OK. You just-- This is what you need.
I promise.
I hear a sound coming out.
-Is this-- -this.
-323. -Good.
I think someone is moving.
-What are you doing? -Hey!
-Hai! -Hi, how are you?
-Let's go. -There is a party there too -Yes. - Is there anastacia?
Oh, he must make Booty's call or something.
But, I mean, I still have to hang out if you want.
- There are lots of liquor, so - -Well, hey, you know,
I thought I would let it you two like hanging birds
- and I will hit the road. -Impossible.
Okay, you stay Well, you two are hanging out.
Okay, Jason, you sit there,
and Paul, why didn't you come? with me to the bathroom
and help me make a few drinks
Yes
Shh. Only--
okay, just take it everything dies, huh
-So a lot of chest hair. -Oh okay.
-I feel bad. -Why?
-Jason. -He is fine. She's a big boy.
-No problem. -Don't make it drink.
-Good? -Good.
Good. Blender.
- Oh! Whoo-hoo! Okay, stop.
Oh no, you think we forgot about you
isn't it? This is your drink I thought I would only sack out
Oh no, no, no. Will you stay and party with us, please
Well, I have to get up early and I have to do a lot of things in the morning
Oh yeah, early morning for rock stars, huh?
Okay, you have special shots!
- A special shot -Mhmm.
-Okay, okay. -Special.
-I will wait here for you -I will make you one, don't worry
Where-- where is the shot?
I will--
They, Paul. -Yes?
Want to come and save me from Nicole here
Oh, tell Jason to take off his clothes.
I will talk to that man
I don't want to be involved in sexual harassment.
Oh well, I'm not Police,
So you can be both sexually bother me, if you want.
Um, that--
God, are you gay?
-No. -No, no.
Because I have a gay brother, be like I really got it.
-I won't be offended. -Oh, no, no
-I have many gay friends. -Yeah, I'm gay second cousin
-They are awesome. -So what I like -
Am I not hot enough for you?
-No, I don't know what you are talking about. -Why won't you take
Your clothes go out -No, it's not possible
This, say what, why don't you go
Blender starts, well, and um...
Maybe I'll take my shirt off -Good. -Direct?
Okay, deal.
Dude, I'm very sorry - No no.
I do nothing, I swear to God.
-I know. -I will go.
No no No. This is good
You have good things happen
I will go home and hang out with Bryn.
-What? Hang with Bryn? -Yes.
Dude, you have your whole life to work at Bryn.
Good? It's night
He's bad luck.
It's actually closer to 7 to 7, but yes.
-High 7's fucking great. -Very good. This.
Sit down, man. Look, this is my last hurray,
okay, before I throw my fucking live far and get married,
OK? So do this with me.
This will be great. Come on!
And look, do you remember? when I have to convince you
to go drive atvs with John popper
-It's awesome. -That's great right?
-Awesome. - And you don't want to do that They are really different.
None of us try to make love John popper
Good? It's different, and it's weird
This is not strange. I can argue that it's more Weird if we don't do it.
Just take it damn pants to die
-Let's go. - Okay, alright, Let's do it.
If we will do this we must set some guidelines
Yes, that's a good idea. Guidelines.
-We want to avoid congestion back there -Right. Right.
-We don't want to cross each other. -I know, you know what we are going to do
You live on one side, and then you are on the other side.
You see the Atlantic world theater
I am all over the world in pacific theater.
That's good. Good analogy.
And then we will let it go back and forth to one of us.
-More than just sharing? - And we will never cross.
-Okay, I have a margarita for both men -Okay!
-Where is your drink? -I, I don't really drink.
-Oh. -It is okay.
-Good. -Gug, chug, chug.
What OK.
Delicious. Very delicious.
-Now, okay, alright. -I like your chest hair, it's very sexy
-Thank you. -Okay, so I have magnums
That's cool right?
-Yes. -Yeah, magnums very good
- Magnum! - Yeah.
-Whoo! -I use magnums all the time.
I apologize for being like like square,
I just - I don't have sex with strangers
- without protection -no, why are you?
I also don't. Bad idea.
-Ok dear! -Oh Boy.
This is a double xls.
Wow, this is the biggest they make, I think.
Yes, I often date basketball players, so...
-Oh really. -College or pro?
-Oh, I'm not - actually I don't really know -Oh no?
-Do you need help? -Why don't you guys? go there
- Oh well. - I'll bleed a little.
- Good. - Ooh.
Ow.
Whoa, what's the matter? Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- What is that-- what is that? Wait! - Sst.
What is this - what is that?
Is this a selfie stick? A picture is needed.
No, I don't think is a good idea.
This is not a video, you pussies
-I am with this one Jason. -That's a bad idea
Listen, you take the camera, and you have control.
-Jesus. -Whoa, whoa!
-Whoo! -Anything?
No, no, no, no, no!
Oh no! My condom dropped.
-We haven't even started yet. I mean, it's bankrupt.
-Oh fuck it, you guys clean right? -Are you clean?
Yes, I tested every Halloween
Okay, yes, I will just go out and get some Ice is very fast.
Wait, we have ice cubes in the bathroom.
I need crushed ice. I will see you soon.
-Good. -You live
- You go, Caligula! - What are you doing?
Send me jpegs!
You are nicknamed Caligula?
Hey, can we think of it like that? a little slower, maybe?
A good friend.
Daughter!
The giant has stolen Daughter!
Henry, did you hear? what are they shouting at?
The giant has been kidnapped Daughter!
-Hei. -Hey.
Let me take the bed.
I'm fine.
Where is your girlfriend?
-Huh? - Your female friend?
Oh, girls from the bar?
Yes, girls from the bar.
Jason hanging out with them.
Why not take the bed
Jason pays for a tour. He must have his own bed.
I'm fine.
You can just share this with me
Come on. There's nothing funny.
Good.
And if Jason does not return, I will slide over.
You can spread a little.
I just don't want to make perception of funny things.
Here, I have an idea.
Why don't we put a pillow between us?
Can't you get pregnant like that
Mm-mmm, the pillow method works.
Okay, good, because I don't want to be more unintentional with child pillows
I will be very careful. Good night.
Can I turn off the TV?
-okay, now list is lower. -Deeper.
-Deeper register A little deeper, okay.
-Yes. -We will start there.
Go, I'm ready.
Who is the country-drops in an evite?
That's just tacky, right?
What? How do you get the giraffe costume on the girl?
Rough.
Okay guys, You have become a crowd.
Thank you very much, Virginia Beach, good night
-Oh yes. What -Whoo whoo!
Whoo, Paul Scott!
-Ooh, the way to go -This is a fucking nightmare '.
Well, I thought fuck you are great, man You're great
Hey, I want you to meet these people
They make this damn 'YouTube video...
-Yes. What is wrong? -They are so - they are funny, man
-They are very funny. -Thank you. Good set, man
-It's great. -Yeah, that's good. That is a difficult crowd.
You must see - You must see this vid -
Can you draw them the others?
You have to see this video, man I thought it would be nice
if they come tour with us,
and, like, they get something that's kind of cool
- Am I talking to you? for the second fast? -Hmm? Yes.
-Good. One second, guys. -Good. Yes.
-Ooh. OK. -Dude, I'm fucking fucking up there. Hard.
No one listens, including you, and now you tell me
You want to bring two comic tours with us?
I just - they just-- That is an idea, I don't know.
I know, You have lots of ideas. Many bad and bad ideas.
Hi friends. What happened - this is very serious -Wait, wait, wait, wait. -let me drink.
Good. I ask if you want the title and you say yes
- And now I'm a bad person? What is that? -Process. Come on.
What? No. We are cool. We're cool
- Are we cool? -We are cool.
We are cool Good, they are fine
Seeing. I messed up, okay? Forgive me.
But this is only one show and we have a show tomorrow night
and this is not even problem
That's important, Jason. That's important to me, okay?
And I want you to understand that, okay
- I didn't party to wigwams with... Boniver. -Bon - bon iver.
Bon iver? Good. I didn't do that. That's not how I rolled.
I have to go up there at that stage and find out how to make it work
Because if not, I have to crawl back to cave 9 to 5.
Do you understand that? Do you say there is no plan b?
Well, this? This? Is this my plan?
Good. I'm sorry, okay You're right.
You are right. I will make this right, good?
Now, like, just, let's - start tomorrow, okay
-Do you bring these people? tour with us? -No. No, not me.
-Only - only us -Good. Let's begin. Lets do it.
-We start. OK. -I will go back to the hotel. You hang out.
-Good. OK. -I will come with you
OK. Yes. You guys - you go.
Fucking Jason. It has been like that since we were little.
You know, he likes...
... tripping becomes successful, repetitive and ends.
Leave it alone.
Good. I will stop I have said my part.
Well, in other news, I'm...
I lost my job.
You lost your job? When?
-Some days ago. -I don't know you have a job
-What are you doing? -I am a coat check girl.
- Are you serious? -Well, that's how it is. Is that crazy?
No, it's just that, I don't know, it's just very funny.
-It's not funny. -That, that's adorable.
First of all, is a very noble profession.
This is profitable, and someone must do it.
Can't you tell Jason? about... Job?
-Why? -I'm ashamed.
-You are embarrassed? -Yes.
It's lame, but I just want it He thinks I'm serious
as an artist, you know?
Your safe is safe with me. -Thank you.
Can we save it like-- like this?
What is it like?
I just - I'm out of something new
and I just...
Right. The old chestnut.
What?
None. No problem.
Well obviously something is bothering you so you have to just say.
Eh, yeah, I don't think I understand how, like, You and Jason -
O Lord.
What? I think we really, like, have good things go '.
I think we have fun go too, when we meet
-You right? -And you go home
We should walk home with
and then you do 180 and bolt back inside.
I don't do 180. My friend came to me
and say "will you listen to me play?" I have to.
-You must. - I think you I will come with me
You have to throw me out, back inside and fuck Jason?
Very? Very? Okay, first of all, right some of the men I met in a bar,
who live in Boston And I don't know why I have to feel bad
I don't think I will ever see you again
It's not like - I feel I'm made feel like I'm cheating on
to someone I know for 10 minutes.
Also, I just feel like if you are already on the road back to the hotel
and you meet some people a really cute girl you must do exactly the same thing.
Yeah, well, things like that don't really happen to me, so...
Well I don't know why I-- up.
Anyway, it's up to you. We don't need to talk about it.
OK, good night.
Hello?
Hey, David. How are you?
I'm fine, yes.
No, no, no, Jim and I just finished a freelance project,
So this is good - -jack up.
This is the right time to chat.
Yes This is the right time chat for you
Uh huh. So, uh, when do you need definitive answers from me?
uh, about-- about position?
So Jason, let me ask you what brings...
Integrate us Charleston City is fair?
Actually, there are people who are very specifically puh - people--
there are many special people
um, in Charleston. They really support me throughout my career
And I kind of think it will happen really great to be given back
with which way can i go play some smaller places
and smaller shows, a little more intimate.
So tonight we go to play free shows
eh, on a slitted skirt, so come down.
And as amuse-bouche for aural delights tonight,
Jason and Bryn will go to support us with a song, live in the studio huh?
Right. And eh, and this high water drink behind me,
this beautiful man, is, uh, stand up comic.
You might have seen it on conan o'brien. His name is Paul Scott.
- Good morning. - Okay, Scott, I haven't seen
Your comedy stylings I - I haven't seen you at Conan,
But, uh, why not? support us with favorite jokes
I am a stand-up comedian, so I usually only appear at the club.
Well, consider us your comedy club
Well, yes, but no, It's like context.
Like that, you know - There must be a crowd in front of me
- and a stage and... - How the radio works is, there is a crowd out there
and they listen now, so, just imagine,
What will you say to the crowd? if you can see them?
Imagine you see more than one hundred thousand wppc listeners
Good. Well hear, um, evites?
Yes, uh, evites - "e" stands for "electronics"
be electronic invitation, I believe what they call it
-And, uh, that's something You will get your email. -Yes. Right.
So you will think it will happen very easy way to invite all your friends
in one occasion to a party you might have.
Uh, but for me, is actually very common and a very embarrassing forum
for people to tell me why they didn't attend my party
Like I have one friend, he actually said, "no, plus one."
Even so people I don't know don't come to my party
Hmm. Hmm.
That's funny Because it's true, I think.
OK. Well thank you So much there, Scott.
And when we come back from a promise is very fast announcement,
we will stay in the studio with Jason black
and Bryn Miller.
Okay, you know, this space is a little bijou
Um, Scott, why not, uh,
why don't you glide over to studio-b, ride the mic.
Yes Do you want me to leave the room?
Go this way and enter
Good. OK.
Hey, Chris, I wonder if maybe we can mention
a little, because I thought it would really help him.
We may not have time to be able to do that,
but of course we can write something on our Twitter feed
Okay, we will be back living in...
Four... Three...
So true, so true.
Okay, we go back at "morning kind"
and now exclusive wppc Charleston radio public entertainment
These are Jason Black and Bryn Miller.
-Ready? -Yes.
-Hei. -Hey.
A good guy wants to know how many guitars will be used
Uh, only one, stickel
And then, it has it a soundhole pickup
-He needs to know that. -Good.
- the rest of the items are in my case -Okay, good.
How do I look? Do I look good?
You look great. You look smart, handsome.
-Professor like? -Professional.
Yes You look great. Maybe it's just tucked in, uh, this item.
to you, they are better off because they are lined up.
-Good. How about that? -Looks great.
Beard's ring finger. -Finger-comb.
-Good. How about that? -Good. Looks good.
-That's good? -You have this
-Phew. OK. -Good luck.
-Hei, Becky. Hey. -Hi.
-How does it work '? Hi. -Hey.
-You look fantastic. -Jason, oh, my god
-You look super. -You are very sweet.
-You look so great. -Thank you.
-Whoa. -Yes, right? I know.
Sports coat First time - for everyone.
-God, you look fantastic -Oh, thank you.
-Yes. -I appreciate it.
-Yes, right. -Well, I've never, um, been here before
- Actually, yes, this - -yeah, it's, uh, neat.
Yeah, well, i-- You know, we can go somewhere else.
No no. Like, I mean... Like a strip club, or...
Slightly down or - oh, hi
-Hai. WELCOME to the slitted skirt -Hai.
My name is Kelly, I will be your servant tonight.
-Hi, Kelly -We have some specials.
We have fatty beer and horny hefeweisen.
- Um, o You want some... - They both sound great.
-Okay, yeah, hef will be great
-But horny hef? -But horny hef.
You understand
Yes, thank you
You know, haven't been out yet on Sunday in a very long time.
Very? Why? What -
yes, all right, I mean I'm out from home the most morning by, like, six, so...
Do you know what? For you I made exceptions
Ah, well, I - I'm honored.
Hey, how are your father?
Oh, he's great. He is much better. Thank you.
- I will tell him that you said "hi." He will like it. -Yes. Thank you.
I think the last time I saw you was at the Atlanta event.
No, on the show in New York.
-Yeah, do you remember I flew? -Oh. Yes.
Performances in New York. That is a crazy weekend.
-See, and you are engaged. -Yes.
I mean, look. Wow. -No every girl
can just sit and wait for Mr. Jason black.
-You know? I see. -Yes. Yes.
-Well, he's a lucky man. -Thank you.
Yes, I think I'm always just curious...
What is it like if we are together
- and we continue - - There is a horny hef,
and I have both of them some Tequila shots just to wait
- Oh, that's reposado - Wow.
This is very smooth.
I actually only have one behind with busboy
-Great. -So I started you with a few wings?
Um, do you want-- are you hungry?
-Do you want to eat? -No, I'm fine,
but you have to eat, You may be starving.
Uh, okay, alright. I will get 12 wings with blue cheese sauce.
- And then, um-- -what about that naughty sauce?
Naughty sauce, thank you. - Okay, that's great.
That's all, yup. Big.
Thank you.
Um, sorry, uh, yes, I think I'm just always wondering
like what would happen if we had several.
Are you kidding me?
I think a lot about it.
All the time. I really.
Well, if you think about it all the time,
why don't you ever think call me, or email me?
-Fucking my text? -I know.
Okay, that's why I want to take you out tonight
That's what I want to tell you
I want to give you know how I feel
Oh well. Big. So, how do you feel? Tell me how you feel.
Well, I feel ready to start the next chapter in my life.
Do you know? I feel like I am ready to stay,
and have children,
and a house.
You - You can become one.
You think I'm the first
I mean, I know that I am one, like, a lot.
Like, I'm the most special of everyone
If you think I'm one, you mean--
You are really interesting how to show it
Believe me, I know.
Did you tell me? that you are ready,
do you want in a monogamous relationship?
Yes, I mean, I think that is things that we can find out.
These are things you should have been considered
before you appear here tonight
and just throw this at me.
Don't you think it exists? something that is still here
Here it is. Bad wings with bad sauce
Thank you very much. Thank you very much.
just check, I think, will be good.
Okay, um, alright.
Do you not remember when we sat alone
and we talk about what it looks like,
- only you and me? -Yes.
Yes of course I remember that.
And, at that time, I want more than anything
But you never step,
and now I'm about to marry.
And you love him?
Fuck you Damn, Jason.
You can't do this.
like-- rock soil and roll
Give me a night
Only one night
I think that's that's the problem...
Because all you are good for is one night
Well, maybe Becky is depressed
I already said that, I know.
I won't say that.
I will say it I'm sorry
I'm really sorry
Dudes, he's on his last song,
Listen, man, the most important thing have you tried
You gather courage to talk to him,
-He got engaged. -Yeah, but no know that for sure
-You have to find out. -Yeah, well, I guess that is it
So what is um - what is happening with you and Bryn?
With Bryn
I don't know It's been two weeks,
I think something will happen now
You know, just hang out, get to know each other.
Alright, let me know
"Tells you"? What does it mean?
You know, I guess It would be very embarrassing if both of us disappeared on it, you know
What the hell are you talking about right now?
What the hell do I talk about I'm talking about Bryn.
You talk about a woman here
-Do you realize it? -Yeah, and he's great.
We don't speak about parts of property
What is this - is this - are we - is this the beginning of from a lecture?
Okay, I know that. I know, alright,
so don't fucking-- don't lecture me
Do you have any idea what it feels like
to get seconds you are careless for my whole life?
Do you have any ideas?
Are you? Since we are fucking kids,
whenever I will show interest in a girl,
You will sweep in and grab it
- like a vulture. -That's nonsense.
-That is that nonsense? -Yes.
You leave the damn door open because you don't do anything
You don't do anything
And now with Bryn.
OK? What are you doing
Sorry I'm hard for you, Jason
I apologize because I am moving slower than you.
Sorry I can't play games on women as you can, good?
I like getting to get to know women first.
I have a vulnerability. I'm sorry to frustrate you.
Sorry I can't key as you can.
-You have vulnerabilities? -Yes.
That's the biggest a bunch of nonsense
I've heard you say.
You go there, and you do something
from a damn green notebook because you can't think from anything else.
You can't be yourself. You are very scared
You are scared out of your damn thoughts to be you
And if you think Bryn wants to be with that person,
Please, you can have Bryn.
I can have it. Thank you, King Jason.
I don't need fucking you permission to sleep with Bryn.
Sorry to disturb you, but only fyi,
I have zero interest in sleeping with one of you.
Thank you, Charleston.
Stick around for one of these two bastards
That is Bryn Miller. That was fun.
Okay, who likes comedy?
Everyone does it. Well, let's warm up welcome jacket and skirt
for comedians extraordinaire, Paul Scott!
Has a large set.
How do you do
What
My name is Paul Scott. I am a fake comedian.
I'm currently on a fake tour
with the man you are all waiting patiently to see tonight,
Jason black
I am a fake comedian,
on a fake tour installed by Jason
so he can admit it his love for women
that he saw about once a year.
Oh, and he's engaged. Did I mention that?
He is engaged to get married
So, you're all out there in the audience,
make sure you hold your woman is close,
because he will try to lure them away,
with the guitar,
and hippie charm, and dirty feet.
No, yes, we're fine, Thank you.
You want to hear some truths right?
- Honesty, right? - yes!
Well, here it is honest truth
This is not entirely False Jason
If I am truly honest, I must say that.
Some men are born with it, and others,
like most of us, like me, they are not born with that,
Dj Ron, who's wearing a Yankee hat
He doesn't even know the rules of playing baseball, but he wears a Yankee hat.
That type of man he will get married
-Dj Ron -Audience laughs]
We are not divorced. We didn't get that far.
A divorce must happen honored.
A divorce implies that you really solve something
We didn't get that far. We have a release.
We have pre-vorce. Doesn't sound great, right?
Prevention.
Do you think sinatra decides the engagement? No.
The person is divorced. Divorced
But that's not all bad news.
Silver layer is what I get 50% of my wedding deposit back,
So, in the future, if I ever go to the altar again,
You know, maybe I can half-marital funds
Maybe dj rob can come with only one turntable.
Only have half marriages.
And you know what, it's okay. It is okay.
That's life. That is part of being human.
And you're better hear from me, than from Jason,
because Jason had never known days of struggle in his life.
I love guys She's a great person,
But he doesn't know the struggle.
And that's true. And thank you for hearing it.
You guys already a large group of listeners.
This has been an amazing tour, and now without further ado,
one hour man, Mr. Jason is black.
Thank you. Thank you very much.
Thank you, Thank you.
- Love you. - Wow.
I love you too. So, a few months ago
I go on a trip with a friend,
and that is an old friend of mine
We know each other since we were little
And he's a comedian. She's a very funny person.
But he was a little disappointed for his luck,
rather falls on himself. Things that don't really go well
-So, I asked him - - they, sorry, the ticket was for the VIP section.
It's all the way on the other side the side of the building.
The other side? Okay, thanks.
And he said, yes. So we continued the tour.
And after a few weeks, it is a total breakthrough.
- yes! - Breakthrough.
And that's two friends, good, two artists,
really traveling through forgotten coastal cities from America
and try to make connections with people
in very real, very different ways
And it's true specifically for me
- Right! -He reminded me why I did this,
reminded me when I first started playing music,
and no tour buses.
There is no press agency.
There are no fans
But that reminds me of what is real about it
which is desire, hope,
starvation, and freedom.
Free.
After all, I want to dedicate this song to my friend, Paul.
And hopefully you enjoy it.
applause.
-Hai. -Hey.
-What are you doing? -Nice to meet you.
It's very good to see you
-That was menajubkan. -Why, thank you.
I am very proud of you It is an amazing show.
-Thank you. I am a rock star. -I know.
-I am rock-starred hard. -I know.
That really is, is amazing -Thank you for coming. -Of course.
Yes
-Do you have fun? -I have a blast, are you kidding me?
What is your seat - are they good?
-They are great -Okay good. Glad to hear.
Yes, you should see the woman's face will call
when I pick them up, is very impressed.
Shut up.
Oh good. What is your new job?
-It's good. -Yes?
Yes, that's good. I can say honestly
that I'm not completely hate it
You have to say something like that when you ask for a promotion
Right, word for word. What is the tour?
-How's all this? treat you -This is crazy.
-Yes? -Yeah, no, that's good.
Um, yes, Jason, he really supports,
and, like, help. Yes, it's good.
Very good.
And are you both, mm-mm--
no, we are not "mm-mm" -ing, no.
Other lucky people in the picture?
No, only groups.
But I use it for their bodies
Of course.
Um, may you want maybe go to dinner with us
We - this is a strange dinner group, but maybe you can come.
Eh, you know, I did this Things on the north side tonight.
So I--
Are you cool
-Me and Jason? -Yes.
Yes, we are cool.
I mean, I haven't talked to him Because, you know, since -
destruction.
Destruction What are you guys? call him
No, no, we don't-- I mean, you know him
He keeps everything buried, but I wonder.
So, um, can I see you? tonight
Yes, I will like it very much. I mean, I don't know our schedule is right--
-shatter. -I will feel it.
Yes
Cool.
Well, I will send it a little .
-Up to meet. -OK.
-Bye. -Bye.
You cut me, you cut me, You cut me to the core.
I need you. Thank you.
Okay, okay, that Steven kadowski everyone.
And remember, guys, when you get lights
That means you really must wrap it
We can't keep going, All right?
We are at number 37, Paul Scott.
Paul Scott, no show anymore?
-Nggak. -Paul Scott All right, everyone
Give a big round of applause to Paul Scott Thank you very much. Thank you.
So I have this friend, he's a musician,
quite famous,
we are friends...
Since we were little, and um--
A few months ago he asked me if I wanted to join him
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